FULL SHOW: The Day We Relived Our Childhood

Today, we’re exploring foods from different regions, revisiting the scary movies that scarred us too young, and laughing at Gandhi’s boyfriend’s unsexy comment. Plus, we dive into the lies our parents told us, confess what broken things we refuse to fix, and uncover memories that still haunt us!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
When I wake up and I'm in a bad mood
and life sucks.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
This show really gives you the ability to bring you
back up and make you.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Feel okay, Right, lady, lady lady.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
In the morning show, Danielle, I'd like to I'd like
to order breakfast.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
What do you want?

Speaker 6 (00:31):
You know, a tailor Ham with egg and cheese on
a bagel would be delicious.

Speaker 7 (00:36):
You know what you being in New Jersey, the rest
of the world has no idea what Taylor Ham is.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
That pork pork pork.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Ever, I don't know that either yet.

Speaker 8 (00:46):
Until I moved to the East Coast, I'd never heard
of pork roll.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
They don't have it everywhere.

Speaker 7 (00:52):
What you typical of you New Yorkers, and now I'm
one of you. You think if it doesn't happen here,
at doesn't happen, Like goodness, I can't believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
Right, you don't know what you've been missing. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Scary as like the King of explaining something using the
same word that you're trying to get explained to you.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
So I'm like, what is tailor Ham?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
And he'd be like, you know, tailor Ham, It's like
tailor Ham, like tailor Hamm.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
The brand of pork, and it's in an orange box
and it usually is just sold around New Jersey or
Pennsylvania exactly anywhere.

Speaker 7 (01:23):
But you you, seriously you think it happens here. It
happens everywhere. It doesn't. New Yorkers are so ego blasted.
You think that this is the only place in the
world that exists.

Speaker 8 (01:35):
I mean, we just want.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
The nice things for everyone, you know, we want to
share your ham. What are you talking about? That's delicious.
Some people will just stacked tailor ham on a sandwich
and put a little ketchup and that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
They have s all.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
Anyway. It's funny, you know, depending on where you are
from in this country of ours, you have some regional
food or whatever that only you know about and you
assume everyone knows about it. Like, for instance, from uh, Pennsylvania. Scrapple? Right,
did you have scrapple and erie Pennsylvania?

Speaker 9 (02:11):
That's a south eastern PA sort of thing, not not
northwestern PA.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
Where I'm right?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
What is scrapple? Do I want to know?

Speaker 8 (02:19):
It's like every part of the pig, you know, just
play that.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Game with like little word tiles and stuff.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
When I moved from Philly to New York.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
I remember the devis going from the big scrapple to
the big Apple. I said, no, I'm not, No, I'm not.
And then you know, cheese curds from from Wisconsin whatever,
from Midwest, I know, but we we called it fried cheese.
They called it cheese curds. And the word curd to
me sounds I don't know.

Speaker 10 (02:51):
Of a cheese turd. It's like, if.

Speaker 8 (02:53):
You're from South Florida, you have your cafecito.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Right, Oh yeah, yeah, what is that?

Speaker 7 (03:01):
See exactly?

Speaker 11 (03:02):
You don't know?

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Sounds good?

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Cuban.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, little eighty bitty coffee. You drink more than one,
you're gonna be lit.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yeah, your nipples fly off.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Courtney Kardashian was obsessed with those for a while. I
watched her Chloe, and I watched her drive around trying
to get one. I think it was Chloe.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
That's why she has no nipples. Yeah, name what.

Speaker 9 (03:22):
You're totally right, though. Elvi's people from the New York area.
When you don't know something, they always say, how do you.

Speaker 12 (03:28):
Not know that?

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Exactly?

Speaker 9 (03:30):
Like if you're in South Florida or something, I don't
know what that is? Oh well, let me explain it
to you. But up here it's how do you not
know what a is?

Speaker 7 (03:39):
It's to the point where like, if I have to
tell you what it is, then I don't.

Speaker 10 (03:43):
You don't need to know, you don't need to know.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
I remember the first time we actually flew Scary out
of New York. He'd never been out of New York
City ever. Wow, you know, we flew him to South Beach.
We went to Miami, and he wore his hard sold
shoes on the sand.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
Yes, I did, Gandhi. We had a pool party.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Remember this, Danielle.

Speaker 8 (04:05):
We had a pool party. He wore these hard sold
shoes on the sand.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
I'm like, what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Is that guy his sketchers with squared toes?

Speaker 10 (04:17):
The first time I ever met Scary.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
We're all standing there in our flip flops and a
little sandals, and here he comes, and we're like, Scary,
what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (04:24):
I want to thank my morning show family.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
It's not Elvis, because over the years he has taught
me how as a native New Yorker, to open my
mind and just say look, remind me constantly New York
is not the center.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Of the universe. It's not. It's a great place. We
love New York. Don't get me wrong. It's my home now,
you know. But I remember when we flew him to
Iowa for the first time for the Iowa State Fair.
Oh my god, it was like we flew him to
another planet.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
He was taking an alien places.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
Oh I know. He was like, Okay, So we're at
the fair, right, and we go to the livestock barns.
Here's come scary. Look at the balls on that pig.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Oh my god, I don't know pigs hot balls.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
You need to get out.

Speaker 13 (05:11):
There were goats humping and scary and error videoing the
goats hump.

Speaker 10 (05:14):
Yes, yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I was in the world all my own. But I
gotta say, it's a wonderland out there. People should get
out and explore America.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
Oh my gosh. Anyway, I'm glad we got you out
of New York and now you love traveling. Line three
is Maddie. Let's talk to Maddie. Hey, Maddie, Hello, hello lady.
Now where are you from?

Speaker 14 (05:39):
So?

Speaker 15 (05:40):
Originally I am from South Carolina, Okay, but I moved
to Ohio when I was like seven. So like when
we like down there boiled peanuts are like a big thing.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
Yeah, boiled peanuts, absolutely.

Speaker 15 (05:56):
And then you move then up here people were like,
what the heck are you eating?

Speaker 16 (06:00):
Well?

Speaker 17 (06:00):
Put they're delicious.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
They don't, I know, boiled peanuts where she's from? Those
there are a thing you ever had?

Speaker 18 (06:07):
Those?

Speaker 19 (06:08):
Daniel?

Speaker 6 (06:08):
No, see by us. It's the dirty peanuts you get
outside Yankee Stadium. Like you know, you make sure you
buy like the roasted ones, the caramel on them and
all that good stuff. You know what.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
When GANI first moved to New York, uh, Maddie, she
was like, what are you eating? Where are we eating
that day? You're like pastry.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, when pastries come in and you guys start naming
them off, like the different Italian cookies and all kinds
of things.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
A lobster claw. I had no idea what that was.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
She said, why are you eating a lobster for dessert?
I said, no, it's not a real lobster. They called
it a lobster tail.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
No idea.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
When I first moved to New York, they said, come on, Elvis,
have some fandel What's that? Do you know what that is?
Do you know? Do you know what that is? Do
you know what?

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Tell them what is It's an Italian pastry. It's like
a cream puff, but it's filled with either this has
no cream in it. It's actually a lobster tail without cream.
Actually it's a creamless lobster.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
You're using lobster tail to explain something, and I don't
even know what a lobster tail is.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
So we have to go down.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
A philo dough like tran pastry. Now, what's what's that
mountain of dough nots that's covered in honey?

Speaker 8 (07:22):
It's called it's like sticky.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Never heard of it?

Speaker 7 (07:29):
You never heard of it.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
It's doesn't mean it Christmas time with.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
The dotted sprinkles, and then when you pick one up,
all the honey is gooey.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
And not my favorite. All right, well, madam, I happen
to love boiled peanuts as well. And now that you're
you're living in Ohio. Now where are you living.

Speaker 20 (07:48):
Near?

Speaker 15 (07:48):
Like two hours away from Columbus, like the border of
Ohio and West Virginia.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Okay, so this is the point wherever you move from,
you got to bring your favorite stuff like boiled peanuts
with you and teach them. Teach them about boiled peanuts.
You can start a trend yeah.

Speaker 15 (08:02):
Not a lot of people like the Trump because they're like, well,
first of all, they're in this nasty juice. They're slimy.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
Yeah, yeah they are. Thank you, Maddie, have a beautiful day.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 15 (08:13):
Than I love you guys so much.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
We love you too, and it's it's it's a pleasure
to know that you're listening. Hold hold one second, here
comes Nate to flirt with you. Taylor is online too.
Oh my god, Taylor is your last name? Ham?

Speaker 21 (08:27):
No, my cousin comes to visit from Jersey here in Virginia.

Speaker 22 (08:34):
And she also was like Danielle and was like, there's
not Taylor Ham everywhere.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
And I was like, no, it's a New Jersey.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
I mean, I don't even think you can get Taylor
Ham in New York. It's really really a Jersey thing, right.
So Taylor, uh, like, Okay, you're in Virginia.

Speaker 23 (08:50):
You said, yeah, we live.

Speaker 21 (08:53):
We live in Virginia, which is like thirty minutes from Charles, Virginia.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Right now, what do you have there that we don't
get here in New York.

Speaker 24 (09:00):
Well, I don't.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
We were thinking about anything regional.

Speaker 22 (09:04):
Specific, and we lived, you know, in the South so
we like to have barbecue.

Speaker 16 (09:10):
But my husband is in.

Speaker 15 (09:11):
North Carolina and anytime we get barbecue anywhere, he was.

Speaker 22 (09:15):
Like ready to flip the table over live it because
he's like.

Speaker 23 (09:19):
This is not real barbecue, exactly.

Speaker 25 (09:22):
I know here we go.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
I'm the same way. So I moved to New York
from I'm Risley from Dallas from Texas. So we we
have great barbecue there, and we have great Mexican food,
like text mex right, and I couldn't find it anywhere here,
and people say, oh god, I went to this Mexican
restaurant here in New Jersey. It's great, and I went
there and ate it. It was like vomit. I'm like,
this is not Mexic vomit on a plane.

Speaker 26 (09:45):
Yep.

Speaker 15 (09:45):
That's exactly how my husband is.

Speaker 17 (09:47):
He's like, this is disgusting.

Speaker 27 (09:48):
Get it out of here.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Yeah, I'm with him. I'm with you, all right, Taylor. Look,
thanks for listening to us. Have a beautiful day to day. Okay,
stay safe, Thank you you too. And then you walk
around New.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
York City back in the day, you get the dirty
water hot dogs.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Oh yeah, you wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (10:04):
Dare eat those anywhere else. For some reason, they feel
very safe here.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
They're so good, and it's even better when the guy
who's handling them has dirty hands.

Speaker 7 (10:13):
Yeah, flavor, Oh, that's that's where the dirty water comes
from his head. I remember when GANI first moved to
New York. She was like, I just want to I
just want to friggin chimmy changa. Where do I find those?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
And on chimmy choga, you have no idea?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I was texting people about it. I think I even
texted Scary, like, hey man, where can I get a
chimmy choga? And all of the Mexican food around us
is pretty authentic Mexican food, so they don't sell a
chimmy chango, which is all I wanted.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Found one. It's at a place like twenty minutes from me.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Called me once and she's like, hey, where do I
get hot beef around here? And I'm like, yeah, hot beef,
hot beef, hot beef beef.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
My boyfriend is from Chicago and they have Italian chipped
beef there, yes, So he wanted to see if New
York had anything similar. So we're on a hunt looking
for this. Couldn't find it anywhere. Scary I think found
one place called Hanks. So we ventured into the city.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
To find this is great Italian sandwiches.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
Those are great. Chris is on Line four, brand new Listener.
Oh he's listening to us in Erie. This is you know, hey, Chris? Yes,
so straight Nate, our senior executive producer, is from Erie
used to work on the same station we're on right now,
right and right there back.

Speaker 10 (11:21):
In the day. How about that?

Speaker 28 (11:23):
Wow? Yeah, brand new Listenery. Just just just listening this
morning and I heard an Eerie PA reference and that
he was from there, and I had to call in
and relate to the different food items he might know.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Okay, so what are you eating an erie that we've
never heard of here in New York for New Jersey.

Speaker 28 (11:42):
Well, Straight Date hasn't heard of it either when we
talked to the beginning to call. But Ox Roads is
fairly big here.

Speaker 12 (11:50):
Never heard of an ox ros.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
I have no clue about an ox What ox?

Speaker 28 (11:55):
What a hoast ox Road sandwiches?

Speaker 8 (11:58):
What is that?

Speaker 28 (12:00):
It is? A I guess a distant cousin of roast
beef is the best way to describe what it looks
like and tastes like. Okay, I don't know what part
of the ox that comes from I don't know. I know,
we don't have rump ox, roast or any weird you know,
to locate what what part of the body is from.

Speaker 18 (12:21):
But you.

Speaker 28 (12:24):
Taste, it's a less salty uh, way more flavorful than
roast beef. Uh And you put a horse rat you
put a horse radish on it.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Huh, well it must be great if you have to
smother it, and horse.

Speaker 28 (12:37):
Radish one of the strongest condiments, just to slather it in.

Speaker 8 (12:42):
You know, I love horse readish.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
All right, You know what, Nate, when is thelos time
you were in your hometown of Erie in a while?

Speaker 9 (12:47):
I mean I thought I thought Chris was going to
talk about pepperoni balls, which you know, Oh yeah, well.

Speaker 28 (12:52):
That's you guys were talking earlier. That's just something I
assumed was everywhere. And uh, my job I'm in now,
I travel more. And that's a good point you bring
up by look for pepperoni balls in other areas and
they don't have them. So that is one something I
was like, you don't have what Like I was a
New York.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Yeah, hold on second, they're called pepperoni balls. You told
us about these one day. Yeah, they're great.

Speaker 10 (13:15):
They're dough balls with pieces of pepperoni.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
A I'm so freaking hungry right now.

Speaker 28 (13:21):
It really all right now, it's a very simple thing,
but they're delicious.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
You called us up, christ now you made us all
Now we're just mad, we're all angry. Listen, Chris, I'm
glad you're listening to us. Thank you, Thank you for
giving us a chance. Tell everyone in Arie that we're on. Yeah,
go have some ox roast today and have a great day.

Speaker 28 (13:40):
Yeah you too, Thank you.

Speaker 7 (13:41):
All right, take it easy. What's that, Gandhi, it's not
even ox.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I looked it up because I wanted to see which
part of the ox it was.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It says it's not ox. It's actually just roast, beefed.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's that's sliced and bray braised in aug till it's
fall a party, Okay, fall a party?

Speaker 8 (14:02):
You guys have you've had a oxtail right?

Speaker 23 (14:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh yeah, caribe Caribbean food.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
Yeah, I love Caribbean food. Oxtail and like a stew.
It's great. It has a little a little bone in
the middle, not.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Ready for it, but it's actually not bad at all.
It's really good, I know.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
But when I eat oxtail. I keep in mind that
that tail hung over the anus.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Right, maybe clean extra flavor.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
You're going to clean that thing? What's up? Scary?

Speaker 4 (14:32):
I just realized that here we called the pepperoni ball stromboli.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
No, that's different. No, pepperoni ball is a ball stromboli
is like a folded past pizza thing.

Speaker 29 (14:47):
Try fail, Elvis ter Wan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
I was reading today somewhere about how many of you
know people who don't have friends of the opposite sex.

Speaker 26 (15:20):
Oh, I know some.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
I know a few, right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:24):
And usually if you're in a relationship anyway, people get
all hot and bothered and all lathered up if you
have people of opposite sex, yes, because they don't want
you to hanging out with.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
You, so people forbid it, which I think is so wild.
I can't even imagine.

Speaker 26 (15:37):
I think it's so important to have friends of the
opposite sex.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
But do you think it's weird not to have friends
of the opposite sex?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Very weird? I do too, Yeah, And I think too.

Speaker 26 (15:46):
I mean, like, I have dated guys that say they have.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Zero friends who are girls, And I feel like you
can tell just the way that they interact with you,
and do like, I love dating guys who have sisters, right,
because they just have a different, you know, perspective on everything.
They grew up with girls. They know how to deal
with them. And I think the same thing about guys
who have girlfriends. You have to have some friends, get
to know them. We're totally different men.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
And right, Oh, Danielle, do you have friends who are
guy friends?

Speaker 6 (16:11):
Yeah? Of course, right, but Froggy's my best guy friend.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Oh there is that.

Speaker 8 (16:15):
Yeah, I don't see. I don't think of him as
a guy.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
And we slept from the same room together, like just
me and front exactly.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
But I mean, do you have any friends, any girlfriends
who just have no opposite sex friends?

Speaker 11 (16:27):
No, No, I.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Don't think so. I have. I have friends that don't
have girlfriends that they just hang out with guys.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
Oh really that's the opposite.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Yeah, I have those, but that says a lot about them.
Like in my head, it's like they go, I don't
get along with girls, and I'm.

Speaker 26 (16:40):
Like, yeah, if you eliminate one sex either way, it's
kind of strange.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, it's weird. I mean half the.

Speaker 26 (16:46):
Population is the opposite sex. You gotta get out there, get.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
To know them.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
That's a red flag for me.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
Well, it's a red flag, I mean at most. I mean,
but I wonder if these friends of ours who don't
have opposite sex friends at all, if they even realize it.
It's just the way their life is rolling, it's just
where they are in life. Or maybe they're in a
relationship that won't let it happen. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I think a lot of times relationships don't let it
happen too. I mean again, I've been there where I
have a lot of very good guy friends and it
has bothered in the past people that I've been dating
who said I don't want you to hang out with
that person, and I think it ruins things.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, why would.

Speaker 26 (17:22):
You not want we hang out with?

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Well, yeah, let's let's get to the bottom of that.
Why am I not allowed to hang out with girl?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (17:28):
Hello? Yeah, let's think that's through. Good morning, Laney, how
you doing.

Speaker 30 (17:31):
Good morning?

Speaker 20 (17:32):
I'm fabulous.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
Well, and you are fabulous. I can feel the fab Hey,
so you say that you're in your your very best
friend is a guy. You've been best friends for thirty
years and now you know you're married. How did you
set this up with your husband? Is he cool with
you having a best friend who's a guy.

Speaker 31 (17:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 30 (17:52):
Well, when we first initially started talking, I let him know,
you know, my best friend is a man.

Speaker 17 (17:57):
We met in tenth grade.

Speaker 30 (17:58):
This is not something that's a change, and he said
he was okay with it. But I was a little
bit reserved, of course. So then when we actually met
in person and things started going well, I just said, like,
this is seriously not an option, Like my friend is
not going anywhere, and he seems to be okay with it.
It's not been an issue. We're now together five years

(18:19):
and my best friend is my daughter's godfather, and life
goes on.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
So you actually told your husband, actually on your date,
this would be the last date with you if you
cannot accept the fact I have a best friend who's
a guy. Good.

Speaker 30 (18:33):
That's right, because I was in relationships in the past
where it was an issue after the fact, and I
needed it to not be an issue right from the beginning.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
So I'm good to hear that. All right, Good for you, Minnie. Yeah,
We've had a lot of text from people saying if
my husband had a best friend who was a woman,
I could not handle that.

Speaker 8 (18:51):
So I wonder why there's something in.

Speaker 30 (18:53):
My husband and I have had this conversation and I
have told him.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
That I don't think it would be an issue on
my end, but.

Speaker 30 (18:59):
Of course, until you're in the situation, it's really hard
to know.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
Oh all right, well, thank you lady. You and your
best friend of thirty years have a gray have a
great mine. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I don't think it would bother me at all if
Brandon had a best friend that was a girl.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Okay, as long as you knew it was totally platonic,
Because I have been in a situation where I thought
it was platonic and the other present wound of writing
me a letter saying that they didn't want it to
be platonic and that was a problem and I had
to stop talking to them because it was getting too awkward.

Speaker 10 (19:30):
Well, Daniel, I thought you were going to talk about it.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Oh, sorry, you're so busted.

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Speaker 7 (19:54):
Okay, what movie did your parents let you watch? In hindsight,
I really do believe you were too young to watch
that movie. Oh, I mean scary movies. Oh, Mine's a
timeless classic. Everyone's heard of Jaws. I mean, yeah, I
should not have watched Jaws. I should not have seen
this movie. And I couldn't swim. I couldn't swim in
swimming pools. But I still get scared in swimming pools.

(20:15):
I'm afraid of shark is going to eat my leg off?

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Oh my goodness, because of Jaws.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
What about you?

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Mine wasn't a movie. Mine was that two part Little
House on the Prairie where the girl got raped by
the clown. Yeah, and I watched part one.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
It scared the.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
Bejeezis out of me. And they're like, yeah, well, Daniel
watched part two. It's no big deal.

Speaker 7 (20:32):
What about you? Gandhi?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Oh my god, I have so many But my dad
took me to see a movie when I was in
like first maybe second grade.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Schindler's List. Uh, that one really really messed me up
for a long time.

Speaker 8 (20:44):
Yeah, that's you were way too young for that.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Y said it was a history lesson.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Well, it was though, and then the other one was
a movie called Kids. That one my parents did not
allow me to see. My sister rented it and snuck
it into the house. We watched it overnight, and when
it was over, she looked at me and said, I'm
so sorry. I feel like I might have just ruined
your life. Yeah, it's terrifying. It's basically at the end
of it, everyone has aids it's it's very scary movie.

Speaker 7 (21:07):
You know, you need to be of appropriate age to
see some of these movies. There, I go, yeah, I
said it, and I don't know, you know, we're talking
about this. Last night Alex had one like The People
who Live Under the Stairs or something like, oh.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Yeah, that was a scary movie.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
I'd never seen it, so he pulled up the trailer online.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
I'm like, oh my god, I could.

Speaker 8 (21:26):
Never watch that if I was a kid eight years old.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
A Children of the Corn. I watched that when I
was young.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
Children of the Corn and that just the music.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Dude, we have Children of the scary.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I still haven't seen it. No, No, I was such
a chicken about movies. I think these these are why wow,
both of those.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Movies Simmler's lists and Kids are important movies to see,
just not when you're like seven, eight years old.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
You shouldn't watch those.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Here we Go you ready, Danielle? Oh yeah, children of
the corn music, little kids.

Speaker 33 (21:54):
Sing like scary movies.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
Can the can we turn off for life? Come on straight, Nate?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
That reminds me of you singing the Christmas Carols.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
Okay, all the lights are off, Okay, rady, Okay, it's
really spooky here in this study here we Go.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
That's freaky, freaky, and it's so freaky.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
Scotty, be scared. What's up, Scotty? Mine was child's play.
Remember that I had to get rid of my my
buddy doll. After that, I never my buddy looked at
that thing again.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
I like it with the lights off like this.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
This is spooky. Yeah, actually I like this feeling froggy.
Any movies you were too young to watch?

Speaker 13 (22:42):
I watched Nightmare on Elm Street with Freddy Krueger, and
the premise of the movie was he was the dream weirir,
so if you fell asleep, he would get in your
dreams and kill you. I went a week and did
not sleep. I was so afraid to fall asleep and
have a dream good morning.

Speaker 10 (22:56):
You should never let me watch that.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
How you doing.

Speaker 34 (23:00):
Morning?

Speaker 7 (23:00):
See you're saying too chipper, You're too chipper for this conversation.
Didn't you see a movie and you're too young? You're
too young? What ten years old? What movie did you see?
A ten?

Speaker 34 (23:11):
I saw The Shining? Oh yeah, seven year old sister.
And I'm going to be fifty and I'm still not
over it. I still can't watch.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
That The Shining. The Shining is just that, it's that
classically fantastically done scary movie about that big old hotel
with a little girl standing at the end of the hallway.

Speaker 34 (23:31):
Guts and all the blood, and they walk and the
little boy walks down with his finger and he goes.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
Damien, right, Damien, Now this extra Omen. That's a little boy,
the Omen.

Speaker 34 (23:45):
Maybe I don't remember his name.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
You need to get your haunted kids, get your haunted
kids straight. Yeah, I'm with you though, the Shining? Do
we agree? The Shining? Come scared?

Speaker 9 (23:55):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (23:55):
Yeah, yeah with you?

Speaker 7 (23:56):
All right, Amy, we gotta turn the lights back on.
I'm getting scared.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
I like it like this.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Someone just send a text and they said, Scooby Doo
actually scared them.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Kids.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
I know you know what, if you think about it,
if you're too young, Scooby Doo can be kind of frightening.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
Yeah, uh, what's that?

Speaker 7 (24:11):
Straight night?

Speaker 12 (24:12):
I had the reverse.

Speaker 9 (24:13):
My parents heavily censored movies when I was a child, right,
and the movies they did let me watch, they would
send me out of the room at inappropriate parts, to
the point where when I saw these movies later on
in life, there was whole sections that I didn't even
remember seeing because they would send me out of the room.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
Silly.

Speaker 14 (24:28):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (24:29):
And like I didn't even watch like Friday the Thirteenth
until I was like in my twenties because they wouldn't
let me see these movies.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
So Nate, they would be sitting there watching Friday the
Thirteenth and they would say, Nathaniel, you need to go
to your room. Yeah, so I saw Joey Come get You.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
Yeah, I saw like four minutes of Friday the Thirteenth
because I wanted to be able to say I saw
it to my friends. So I did technically see some
of them, all the happy parts.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
Yeah, I mean know what would they say to you?

Speaker 12 (24:52):
I say okay. They would pause it and say okay.

Speaker 9 (24:56):
Kids like me and my brothers leave the room and
then and they would watch, and then they would you
would hear from the other room, Okay, you could come
in now, and then we would continue on with the movie.

Speaker 12 (25:07):
When they watched the scary your inappropriate parts.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
You never sat on the steps like I would sneak
and sit on the steps.

Speaker 12 (25:14):
We didn't have steps.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
We were so poor.

Speaker 10 (25:19):
We had no steps.

Speaker 7 (25:19):
We had no step. What are you to use a
vine to swing swing off the top floor into the
jungle living room below?

Speaker 8 (25:29):
Yeah, look at all these calls Hello.

Speaker 35 (25:32):
Jimmy, Hey, what's up? Elvis?

Speaker 7 (25:34):
Jimmy?

Speaker 8 (25:35):
You were ten years old and you watched what your parents.

Speaker 7 (25:38):
Let you watch.

Speaker 35 (25:39):
What if I look back at it now, I should
not have watched that movie.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Your parents that you watch that at ten?

Speaker 35 (25:48):
You know what. I don't think she knew I watched it,
but I ended up watching it. And to this day,
I cannot look through a people.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
Yeah, I know it hurts. It hurts to look to
a people. You're a creep. I love you, Thank you, Jimmy.

Speaker 23 (26:00):
Hello, Zena, Hi, good morning, Good.

Speaker 8 (26:03):
Morning, your third grade teacher.

Speaker 36 (26:06):
Actually, guys, I'm a third grade teacher at Harriet Tubman
Charter School. Every Monday, we talk about what we did
over the weekend. And every Monday, for sure, these kids
always knock my socks off.

Speaker 23 (26:16):
By saying, oh, you know, I watched it.

Speaker 15 (26:19):
We watch American Horror Story.

Speaker 36 (26:21):
We watched Annabel And I'm a thirty one year old
third grade teacher and I still can't watch those kinds
of movies.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
Yeah, ten years old or third grade? How old it
would they be?

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Nine years old?

Speaker 8 (26:34):
I don't want to be all the night time my
bed all night hazy.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
Thanks for being Thanks for being a cool teacher.

Speaker 21 (26:40):
Thanks, thank you, and hello lady he.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Hello text message America's Most Wanted. Every Saturday, it was routine.
We locked the doors and put the house alarm on.
I'd watch America's Most Wanted.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
That's hilarious and final.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
Let me go talk to Cheryl.

Speaker 20 (26:57):
Hi, Cheryl, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (27:00):
So your father in law allowed your two year old to.

Speaker 37 (27:02):
Watch What Attack of a Killer Clown?

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 20 (27:08):
And he's twenty one now and he is.

Speaker 37 (27:11):
Still deftly afraid of clowns?

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
Are supposed to be happy, happy people, but we've turned
clowns into murderers.

Speaker 35 (27:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
Yeah, In rapists.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Poor kid Jesus.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
All right, Cheryl, you tell your tell what he's twenty one?

Speaker 23 (27:30):
Now?

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Yeah, you're telling them.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
We say, hey, man, what's up?

Speaker 21 (27:33):
I will have a good day.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
All right, thanks a lot. I'm so blind. I can't
see the screen anymore.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I think it's the lights, so we turn the lights back.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
I don't know, I'm I'm kind of digging the room
of the lights off.

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Speaker 32 (28:05):
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Speaker 7 (28:09):
Hey, so some friends of mine are going through something interesting.
I know they're not listening today because they're they're doing
something else. They are twenty around twenty five years old. Okay.
They've lived together for three years. Okay, coming out of college.
They moved in together, and one of them is still
in college whatever. They have broken up, but they can't

(28:30):
afford to move out of the apartment, so they are.
They've been broken up almost six months now, okay, and
they're still living together. It's I try to stay out
of it. Yeah, I don't want to know. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
I have two friends that just did this, and well.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
So how long did they are? They still together?

Speaker 6 (28:50):
One of them is still live. Yeah, they're doing it
for the kids more than anything because they have kids involved,
and so they feel it's like a and here's how
they're sharing it. It's very interesting. If he has the
kids for the day, he gets the house for the day,
and if she has the kids for the day, she
gets the house. To say, so, it's kind of a
normal thing for so they have rules, right, so they're
a rule.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
The difference here is and I'm not saying that your
your friends are not sexually active and out dating other people.
These are twenty five year old people, yeah, who are
still out there that they want to get back into
the dating world. And they are and they're living together.
Imagine you know what I'm saying. Imagine being twenty five
years old, you don't have kids, you have jobs, and
you have you know, after work, you're going to meet

(29:31):
up with someone, but you don't want to tell the
other one.

Speaker 8 (29:33):
I'm sure, yeah, because you don't want to start a fight.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Well, these who are dating other people and they're how
they they know each other, they know that they're dating
other people. I think they try to keep that part
of it out of the house, but I guess it
depends on what your situation is.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
When you come home smelling like sex, yeah bo what
first of all, shower?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
But I always think that the landlords should really rewrite
the least to include a.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Breakup clause because that's so hard. I went through that too.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
Okay, if you're a land lord, you're not gonna want
to do it. Come on, bad idea.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
It's so difficult.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I was just like, neither of us can afford to
like break this lease and then find our own place.
But eventually we just had to do it because living
together when you're broken up.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
So I know a lot of people listening to us
right now are doing this. You are living with your ex.
And I'm not saying that, you know, every once in
a while, maybe we'll hook up. No, no, no, no, I'm
talking about from the point of we respect each other,
but we don't even talk to each other all the
way to I hate their.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Gut and I have to see them every day. Yeah, Nate,
I tried.

Speaker 12 (30:33):
Dating someone that was still living with her ex.

Speaker 33 (30:35):
Oh, Oh.

Speaker 8 (30:36):
Now I'm not even taking the people they're dating into account.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
That's going to be rough too.

Speaker 12 (30:40):
So I didn't even know it.

Speaker 9 (30:41):
I go to pick her up, and this was before
everybody had cell phones, so I had to go knock
on a door and some guy answers the door and
he looks upset. Oh, and so he yells something in
the bag, and then she comes out. And then she
hurriedly like runs out and closes the door behind her.
She goes, I'm so sorry. We just broke up. Ew

(31:03):
you know, we still haven't figured things out, and I'm like,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
If I'm comfortable with this.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
Ye I gotta be.

Speaker 8 (31:09):
Look, I could only imagine how it was for her
in your twenties. I mean, you're still like like getting going,
you know what I'm.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
Saying, sexually, and you do you want to be up
there having fun. It so happens you were committed to
someone at an early age at twenty two, which I
think is an early age for some, and now you're
ready to go out and live that life you should
have been living at twenty two, but you're living with
your ex. So I mean, I'm thinking, I just think
through all this all these people are texting in right now.
Who are going through this? Hell, yeah, I did this.

(31:37):
This guy put me into hell, says Lisa.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
It is hell.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
Yeah, I did this. It was hard. I'm divorced. We
still live together. I just I can't imagine.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
I could see not wanting Like if the other person
did something really bad to you and you want the house,
I could see. It's like a squatter.

Speaker 11 (31:54):
I'm not leaving.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
I'm not leaving either. Well, too good, not happening.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
I just pulled this up from this magazine called Mail Magazine.
How to continue living with your ex?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh god, yes, please tell me.

Speaker 8 (32:07):
Expect it to totally suck for a while.

Speaker 26 (32:09):
Yes, yeah, true, check, that can be easy.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
You should not be having sex anymore.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
No, that's not a good right.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
I think that always.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
That line always gets blurred when you're living with your ex.
Someone comes home drunk, you do something stupid.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
You're not broken up, right, if you're with someone else,
you probably shouldn't be having sex with your ex.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Well, sure, create realistic boundaries so you're not in each
other's business all the time. What does that mean? Draw
a line down the center of the living room, right,
and like.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
If you have one bedroom. What are you doing. Someone's
sleeping on the couch. They're still share in a bedroom
next one.

Speaker 8 (32:38):
Don't sleep in the same bed, even if one of you.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
Has to take the couch. Do not sleep in the
same bed.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
That's not good.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
You have to agree on times when you can each
have the place to yourself for a while. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Yeah, you need your own you need your space, I know, But.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
Okay, Daniel's difficult, Danielle, you and I broke up, we're
still living together. I need the apartment from noon to four, Okay,
Now I am I allowed to bring in a date from.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Noon to four if that's if we agree upon it.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
The answers, no that, But what if it's okay?

Speaker 6 (33:08):
What if I say I don't care what you do
because you're an ass and I don't give a crap anymore.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
Well, I don't know. I just think it's better. It's
weird avoid being in the same room at the same time.

Speaker 8 (33:16):
If you can, Yeah, in your one bedroom apartment, good luck.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
I was going to say, in New York City in particular, Yeah, right,
who's got these sprawling two bedrooms?

Speaker 7 (33:26):
Hello? Is this latrese Yes?

Speaker 17 (33:29):
It's okay, listen.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
To what Laterrese is doing she's dating a guy who's
still living with his wife.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
Are there children involved in.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
It?

Speaker 37 (33:40):
But yeah, there are children involved in between all of us.
There's approximately maybe ten kids, well between the three of us.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
All right, So he has a lot of responsibility with
his wife and kids, and you have a lot of
responsibility with your kids. And it's the same thing. You
want to date each other. It's just it's it can't
be easy. And do you have do you ever get
a moment alone with this guy?

Speaker 37 (34:08):
No, because we have young kids. Our youngest child is one.

Speaker 8 (34:13):
Okay, now do you take your kids over to see
his kids?

Speaker 37 (34:16):
To be honest, we actually moved in together. When I
moved in with him his wife at the time. Now,
it's life was living there. We all lived together in
the same house.

Speaker 8 (34:28):
Wow, Latrese, you know, this could be a TV show
on NBC.

Speaker 37 (34:34):
It is exactly what I said. When I first walked
in the house, I was like, wait, hold on, you're
who is this woman? And he was like, oh, this
is my soon to be its wife, and you know,
she old me.

Speaker 34 (34:45):
I was like, whoa what.

Speaker 16 (34:49):
I know?

Speaker 7 (34:49):
But Latrese, at the end of the day, did it
kind of work out for a while. I mean it
actually did work.

Speaker 38 (34:54):
Out for a while.

Speaker 37 (34:55):
We actually just started living in different houses maybe about
three months ago.

Speaker 8 (35:02):
Do you miss her?

Speaker 5 (35:04):
I do?

Speaker 7 (35:04):
Okay, look at that.

Speaker 37 (35:09):
There was a lot of responsibility to close for ten kids,
and she helped with it a lot.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
This is a great, a great example of how people
can find a way to make it work, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (35:21):
And it actually worked out for the better.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
Even though you know, Latrice, I'm sure all your friends
and your family are like, get the hell out of
their girls.

Speaker 37 (35:27):
But you Yeah, they were looking at me like are
you have you lost your mind? But when I saw
the type of relationship that they had between each other,
where I realized they were just friends and there was
nothing romantic between the two of them, it did make
me more comfortable.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
Yeah. Yeah, I can see at the beginning how if
I was you, I would feel like, Okay, this is
this is someone else's territory, and I get it. I
get it.

Speaker 37 (35:49):
Well, I really felt like that. And then because me
and her are so different, I was like, why would
he date little small me when he as a fuller
size woman than his house?

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Well, okay, that's okay.

Speaker 8 (36:07):
You know love all. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (36:09):
All right, listen.

Speaker 31 (36:14):
It.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
He was loving all in servital So the trees. I mean,
we're gonna let you go. But I got to tell you.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Your story is, like I said, a great example of
how you know you should never immediately go oh no,
that'll never work.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Because look it did it did?

Speaker 7 (36:25):
I love it?

Speaker 8 (36:26):
And congratulations. Now you're living a life you're loving. You're good.

Speaker 37 (36:30):
I'm loving it all right. I will come home. I
have two baby, two smaller babies that stay at home
all day. The rest of the kids are in school.
Everything works out for the base.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
The trees.

Speaker 8 (36:40):
It's good hearing from you. Have a great day to day.

Speaker 19 (36:42):
Okay, you too, thank you?

Speaker 7 (36:44):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Seriously, I'm glad it works for someone. I don't know
if I could do it.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Could you do it?

Speaker 18 (36:49):
No?

Speaker 10 (36:49):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (36:52):
Hello Brian, you guys, hell lady. So Brian still lives
with his X on one floor and you live on
the other. She's on the wait, hold on, who's who's
living where?

Speaker 14 (37:07):
Okay?

Speaker 39 (37:07):
So I live on the bottom floor and he lives
on the top floor.

Speaker 35 (37:11):
Married.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
Okay, so wait, you're married and he lives upstairs. You
live downstairs.

Speaker 8 (37:16):
Yes, all right, and you're both dating new people.

Speaker 35 (37:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 39 (37:21):
Oh I it was a rough situation at first, but
it seems to work out. And my boyfriend and my
husband are going to the movies next week together.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
What okay, are you not a little concerned about that?

Speaker 39 (37:37):
Well, he is a boyfriend too, and we all met
and it's all fine, and you know, we're good friends.
It just didn't work out in the marriage aspect, so
we decided, hey, let's still be friends and you know,
let's date other people again.

Speaker 7 (37:50):
Here's another situation where all of us are like, no,
run for your life. Boy. But wait, so you live
on the bottom floor and your husband with his new boyfriend,
they're upstairs.

Speaker 14 (37:59):
Right, that's correct.

Speaker 7 (38:00):
So that means if they're doing something, you can hear
it squeaking on the seaton.

Speaker 39 (38:04):
Really no, no, no, no, I turn off the TV.

Speaker 7 (38:07):
Okay, that's the question. You know what I'm saying. It's like, no,
of course, that's the first thing I thought of. It
was like, I don't want to hear anyone doing it.

Speaker 39 (38:14):
No, no, no, no. So apparently he heard us and
we had a conversation about that, and I said, okay, well,
despur Housewives is now being turned the volume fifty.

Speaker 7 (38:24):
All right, there you go. Hey, So, okay, the rules
that we're talking about people who are living with their exes,
did you guys have to like have to put rules
into place, like okay, we can't do this, we have
to can't do that. You got to stay here to say,
do you have rules at all for the house.

Speaker 39 (38:39):
So when it first started, we sat and had a
bottle line together and we discussed that, you know, we
need to know if someone's going to be over or not.
And you know, I followed that rule after a little while, right, Okay,
So we had the conversation, and ever since then, everything's
been fine. And like I said, they're friends. Now they're

(39:02):
going to go to the movies together. So how about it?
Because they're going to go see a dork movie that
I don't want to say, and.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
That's why you're not with him anymore anyway, I hate
I don't want to be with my husband anymore. He
likes dork movies. Okay, so eventually it's gonna have to change.
I mean, are you waiting for a lease to end?
I mean, is there is there an expiration date on this?

Speaker 39 (39:20):
There isn't so we bought the house thinking we're gonna
flip it and rent out both units because it's a
two family okay, And now it kind of worked out
because since we're you know, separating, you know, we both
have a house and we can both keep it and
for the time being at work. So if it's not broken,
don't fix it.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
It's working for you, guys, then hey, good for you?

Speaker 7 (39:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 39 (39:42):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (39:43):
All right?

Speaker 40 (39:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (39:44):
Well, thank you, Brian. I couldn't do it.

Speaker 14 (39:45):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
Great day you too. I could not do it. What
they're doing. It isn't It isn't a house. So it's
a two family house, so they are in separate unit.

Speaker 13 (39:54):
So that I'd still be mad as hell knowing he
was upstairs with somebody else where I used to be.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
I don't know if you're broken up right, and if
you don't want that anymore, then you know you've moved on.

Speaker 8 (40:02):
Now, Sarah, how are you?

Speaker 7 (40:04):
Sarah?

Speaker 16 (40:05):
I'm great?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
How are you?

Speaker 14 (40:06):
Guys?

Speaker 7 (40:06):
I'm just you know, by the way, we just heard
two stories from people who are in situations that we
don't think we could do, but they're actually successfully living
or lived with exes. What about you? What's your story.

Speaker 16 (40:18):
I actually meant my current boyfriend when I was still
living at home and still married, trying to break away
from my husband.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
Now, he did he know you were outdating other people
and he didn't care, and you were at that point.

Speaker 16 (40:33):
We were at the point where he knew that I
was seeing people. I wasn't throwing it in a space.
We were separating, but it wasn't official. I was still
living home.

Speaker 22 (40:46):
We were living.

Speaker 16 (40:46):
I was sleeping on the couch.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Okay, so you were.

Speaker 8 (40:49):
Now how come you ended up on the couch and
he got to bed.

Speaker 16 (40:53):
I think I'm just a very passive person and I
didn't want to I was already leaving him and it
was hard enough, So huh, I wanted away from him.
I just lept on the couch.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
So you are dating a guy that you met while
you were still with your husband, and how's that going?
Is that? Is that moving in the right direction?

Speaker 31 (41:11):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (41:11):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
We have a baby.

Speaker 17 (41:12):
Now.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Wow, I'm going to tell you listening to these stories
of people's lives is so interesting. I'm sorry, go ahead.
I love hearing this. It's because it sounds like it's
going in the right direction for you.

Speaker 38 (41:21):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 16 (41:22):
The kicker is that a few months ago, we were
talking about possibly getting married, and I started getting a
little curious, so I looked up records from his previous divorce.
He had signed the papers and sent them to his
ex wife. All she had to do was sign them
and send them in. She never sent in the.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Papers, so he's still married.

Speaker 16 (41:47):
Yeah, we actually are still both legally, our divorces are
not final.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
All right, Okay, this is buying you time. I gotta
be honest.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
The longer you can put it off, the better it is.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
I think. Look, if you're going to get married, you
have the rest of your lives together, so you know,
so maybe it takes a couple of extra months. It
gives you more time to sniff it out and make
sure it's right. Good luck for you, Sarah, And I'm
telling you right now living with your ex. Look, these
are three stories where they all kind of work down.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
All I hear is everybody is more mature than me,
because there would be so much sabotage going on if
I was in that situation.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Okay, gandhi quickly. If it was you living with your ex,
what would be going on differently than these stores.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I'd be sabotaging every day, He went on, I would
do it now.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
We broke up years ago because I'm a brat and
I'm not I'm not mature like all these people are.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
Apparently there you go, all right, I agree.

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Speaker 33 (42:52):
In the Morning Show, Good Morning, Elvis.

Speaker 7 (42:56):
Durand de youar God? What's this woman doing?

Speaker 33 (42:59):
And the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (43:00):
See, I know Froggy would win a lot of money
at this game because he knows I.

Speaker 10 (43:04):
Love this game. It's my favorite.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Let's go live to Valdosta, Georgia and talk to Ashley. Ashley,
Good morning, hy good morning. This game is kind of fantastic.
If you know your music, you can win a lot
of money. Do you know your music pretty well?

Speaker 23 (43:20):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 22 (43:21):
I want to Garth Brooks before.

Speaker 7 (43:27):
I'm not worthy. All right, So this is from the
first beat. I'm gonna I'm gonna give you, like just
a second or two. The beginning of these songs, the
beginnings of these songs, and you tell me what songs
they are, and you win money. Ready to go absolutely
now if you get it wrong, you have to give
money back, right, that's right, all right, Here we go ready.

Speaker 23 (43:51):
Song number one, Big.

Speaker 22 (43:54):
Butts and I cannot baby got back.

Speaker 41 (44:00):
See how that works? Are you keeping count I'll keep okay,
you keep me from You should keep counting because Nate
is drunk. Here song number two. I want to hear
it again.

Speaker 34 (44:16):
You're holding no no, no, oh.

Speaker 23 (44:24):
Your destiny.

Speaker 22 (44:29):
I know it, I know it, you got it.

Speaker 33 (44:31):
You can just keep saying it.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
You're so close. What is the song though, what's the
name of the song. It's called shut Up and shut
Up and Dance. That means you just gave us ten

(44:56):
dollars back? Where we just got ten dollars zero? You're
at zero right now? You just it's ten dollars actually,
all right, here we go. Here's song number three. Yeah,
give me like comebo. That's Savannah. All right, you have

(45:18):
ten dollars in your pocket. Here we go with song
number song number four. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
There was a song in Elvis's head the other day.

Speaker 7 (45:30):
It was.

Speaker 10 (45:33):
That he didn't know the words.

Speaker 7 (45:37):
Come on, Ashley, you can do it then feel it
still Portugal the Man's six.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Do feel it?

Speaker 7 (46:00):
You're down to zero again?

Speaker 8 (46:02):
All right, all right, all right, come on, we got
to some morn to go.

Speaker 7 (46:05):
Here we go, song number five.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Oh that seems stop.

Speaker 21 (46:12):
Okay, come on, oh, Ricky Martin, Ricky Martina.

Speaker 8 (46:21):
Okay, you're ten dollars up.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
Here we go. Here's another one. Yeah, you'll never get this.

Speaker 25 (46:33):
Yeah, it's a song.

Speaker 7 (46:34):
Yeah will Smith Wild Wild West.

Speaker 42 (46:38):
Ten dollars away when I wrote the dude, Wow, oh
my god, row.

Speaker 9 (46:46):
Should we play this or should play live in Levina
Logan at the same time?

Speaker 30 (46:51):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (46:51):
Wow West? Right, so you're down to.

Speaker 10 (46:54):
Zero again, right, yeah.

Speaker 8 (46:57):
Ashley, you're down to zero again. Here's a song seven.

Speaker 22 (47:04):
Body once told me where.

Speaker 7 (47:08):
You all star? Smash Mouse? What Danielle? What you love?

Speaker 6 (47:16):
Body wise to me?

Speaker 7 (47:19):
Videos like wipe out some body to.

Speaker 30 (47:24):
What?

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Ten dollars?

Speaker 10 (47:25):
Yeah, ten bucks?

Speaker 7 (47:26):
You have ten bucks? Here we go. Here's the song
number eight.

Speaker 43 (47:30):
Wow.

Speaker 22 (47:31):
Oh oh oh, this is do again.

Speaker 15 (47:39):
I can hear it in my head.

Speaker 7 (47:40):
I don't have the name of it. That's Casey and
Jojo all my life. So now you're down to zero.

Speaker 22 (47:52):
Right now?

Speaker 7 (47:53):
Alight, here we go song number nine.

Speaker 39 (47:58):
That's now you're up ten dollars again.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
You can take a minute.

Speaker 8 (48:06):
One of my favorite songs, number ten, Right about now?

Speaker 22 (48:13):
Is it funk show?

Speaker 14 (48:13):
Brother?

Speaker 39 (48:14):
How you saying?

Speaker 7 (48:16):
Right about now?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
This is a tough name.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna give it to you,
Rockefeller skank.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
So now you after twenty bucks? Here we go song
number song number eleven.

Speaker 8 (48:35):
Oh wow, remember that one sury blind?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Oh live yep?

Speaker 7 (48:44):
Wow, you up to thirty bucks? Thirty bucks? Here we go.
Here's song number twelve. Oh, what a great song.

Speaker 14 (48:56):
One more time?

Speaker 7 (49:00):
You know it?

Speaker 19 (49:01):
This is another Danielle bittersweet symphony.

Speaker 14 (49:06):
Yeah, it's not a roll.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Another great song. Forty dollars. All right, here's an easy
one for you. What's that?

Speaker 6 (49:23):
I don't know?

Speaker 7 (49:25):
You don't know that?

Speaker 9 (49:27):
You do?

Speaker 7 (49:28):
Really?

Speaker 10 (49:28):
You do?

Speaker 44 (49:29):
You do?

Speaker 35 (49:29):
What is it?

Speaker 25 (49:32):
No?

Speaker 41 (49:33):
I don't?

Speaker 30 (49:33):
Oh?

Speaker 42 (49:34):
That's called Billy Billy Jean by Michael Jackson. Hello, you
got it right.

Speaker 7 (49:48):
You've done to thirty three.

Speaker 8 (49:50):
Here is uh from the First Beat, song number fourteen.

Speaker 19 (49:55):
Oh oh coolios Culio's.

Speaker 10 (49:59):
Yeah you I.

Speaker 39 (50:01):
Love that?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
They just appeal how to work the song yeah, I
got it.

Speaker 7 (50:05):
Good going. So now we're at forty. Yeah, all right,
we have one more left, Ashley, you're forty dollars. If
you get this next one right, we're going to give
you one hundred dollars. You got it, all right, you're ready?
Here we go.

Speaker 17 (50:24):
Oh that's Whitney.

Speaker 23 (50:26):
I will always love you.

Speaker 9 (50:27):
Yeah, I'm always love you.

Speaker 7 (50:36):
You just won.

Speaker 13 (50:41):
You did it?

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Thank you so much for listening to us. Oh my god,
do you want to trade that in for what's behind
door number two?

Speaker 8 (50:49):
Or do you want to keep your hundred dollars?

Speaker 6 (50:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Always trade gambler?

Speaker 7 (50:55):
Oh no gambling, alright, one your damn you. You almost
won a two hundred and fifty dollars gift card.

Speaker 20 (51:04):
But I'm not a gambler.

Speaker 17 (51:05):
I just said.

Speaker 22 (51:08):
I never said my final answer.

Speaker 8 (51:10):
Your final answer was no. Okay, I tell you what.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
We love you.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
We're going to give you two hundred and fifty dollars. No,
thank you, we love you more.

Speaker 13 (51:18):
Up.

Speaker 19 (51:20):
All of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 43 (51:26):
I start my day with your da el mister Ran
in the Morning show. Don't answer the.

Speaker 33 (51:38):
Phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 7 (51:41):
Tap, Jared, Yes, what's your phone?

Speaker 44 (51:44):
Tap all about Jen wants to play a phone tap
on her husband Bruce. Now, the couple put out some
Christmas decorations on their front lawn and they've been having
some trouble over the last few days of people messing
with those decorations, putting them in weird positions.

Speaker 12 (51:57):
So Jen is going.

Speaker 11 (51:59):
To call her husband say hey, I found.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
The kid who did it.

Speaker 11 (52:02):
He wants to apologize. I will be that kid. Oh boy,
Rody will be my dad.

Speaker 7 (52:06):
We have a phone how beautiful. Let's listening to today's
phone top. Here we go.

Speaker 33 (52:10):
Hello, hey, sweetheart.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
How are you?

Speaker 14 (52:12):
Hey, honey good.

Speaker 31 (52:14):
I do not want to bother you, but that stuffs
on the lawn again.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Speaker 31 (52:20):
No, no, no, no, I know it's gross and awful, and
I'm embarrassed to even more than I ran out of
the house. I said that he did It's that blonde
kid across the street.

Speaker 20 (52:29):
So I talked to his dad.

Speaker 31 (52:30):
And his father said he's gonna punish him. He's gonna
make sure it never happens again. And part of his
punishment is that he needs to call you to apologize.
So pick up the phone when he calls take the call.

Speaker 37 (52:40):
Okay, have him call me.

Speaker 14 (52:42):
I'll take care of it. Okay, goodbye, have a good day.

Speaker 7 (52:44):
I'll talk to you later.

Speaker 12 (52:45):
Okay, all right, Jen, good job.

Speaker 45 (52:48):
So what I'm going to do now is call your
husband Bruce, and then I'm going to be.

Speaker 11 (52:51):
Alex and then we'll see how that goes from there.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
All right.

Speaker 45 (52:54):
Okay, Hello, Hi, mister Phillips.

Speaker 11 (52:59):
This is Ali. I live across the street from you.

Speaker 13 (53:01):
I know you do, Alex.

Speaker 45 (53:03):
Listen, I have to call and say I'm sorry for
what it did to your front lawn.

Speaker 11 (53:08):
I was put up to it by a few friends
of mine, but I'm sorry.

Speaker 45 (53:12):
Santa Claus was, you know, not riding the sleigh, but
riding Frosty the snowman.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
You know, I'm is that an attempt to be funny?

Speaker 11 (53:19):
Seriously, you kind of lighten up and just look at
it from my perspective.

Speaker 7 (53:22):
It's kind of funny being look at it from my side.

Speaker 11 (53:26):
Listen, you're being there, being.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
A little punk, and you've always been a little punk.

Speaker 45 (53:29):
So missus, Santa Claus was only wearing a wreath this morning.
I didn't mean it was funny stuff, all right. You
don't understand funny.

Speaker 11 (53:36):
Maybe if you understood.

Speaker 28 (53:37):
Funny, you're trying to make jokes.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
This isn't funny.

Speaker 11 (53:39):
Don't you think it's a little funny seeing Mareen deerupse?

Speaker 7 (53:42):
I don't think any of what you've done is funny.

Speaker 14 (53:44):
I have younger children in my house, okay, so that
don't need.

Speaker 7 (53:47):
To see Santa Claus, Missus Claus and all that. You say,
How do I see all you?

Speaker 28 (53:51):
Little kid?

Speaker 7 (53:52):
Okay?

Speaker 29 (53:54):
Dad?

Speaker 7 (53:54):
Come here? What Alex? Are you explaining the situation and
apologizing to him?

Speaker 11 (53:59):
I'm trying to, but he's just not getting what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
Give me the phone. Let me talk to him here. Hello,
miss Anderson, I asked.

Speaker 44 (54:06):
Your son to stay out of my yard, stop putting
my animals and my Christmas ornament and compromising positions.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
He's not taking it seriously.

Speaker 16 (54:14):
He's not calling me to sincerely apologize.

Speaker 35 (54:16):
My kids come out in the morning and they look
at that.

Speaker 7 (54:19):
If he's only posing them in those funny positions. I
saw him the other day in the morning, what's the
big deal?

Speaker 37 (54:24):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 28 (54:26):
Hey?

Speaker 14 (54:26):
Dude?

Speaker 7 (54:26):
Lighting up? All right? They made me yell at my
kid over this. I feel bad now if you yelled
at your.

Speaker 28 (54:30):
Kid more off, and maybe this wouldn't be happening.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
My kid's got a sense of humor. The kid is
a punk. My kid is not a punk you. First
of all, my kid is a straight B student. Maybe
you shouldn't put your.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Tackilawn ornaments out there if you don't nobody.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
Have any fun with them.

Speaker 10 (54:43):
You know what, I'm sorry for moving next to a
and it's no good baggy bricks, shaggy ass haired kid.

Speaker 14 (54:54):
Who what did he do?

Speaker 20 (54:56):
What I do?

Speaker 7 (54:57):
I spilled my coffee all over myself?

Speaker 34 (55:00):
Stay to him?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Do you know what happened?

Speaker 14 (55:02):
Jen?

Speaker 35 (55:02):
This little punk called me and he was making jokes.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
You know, do you think it's funny that he replaced
the baby jo booby? You think that's funny? Man?

Speaker 33 (55:09):
Joke?

Speaker 34 (55:10):
Sait a minute.

Speaker 31 (55:11):
We can't ext the kid at the same maturity we had.

Speaker 8 (55:13):
I had to talk to.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
This kid and it's stupid ass, father, And now you're
calling me giving me.

Speaker 38 (55:18):
Gonna work here?

Speaker 32 (55:19):
Leave me alone?

Speaker 44 (55:20):
Why don't even call me with this?

Speaker 11 (55:22):
Hey, mister Phillips, listen.

Speaker 7 (55:24):
Stop and Bess, I mean you little stop.

Speaker 28 (55:26):
It right now.

Speaker 11 (55:27):
My name is Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And you got phone tats.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 44 (55:33):
This is all a joke.

Speaker 20 (55:35):
Whiten up you?

Speaker 31 (55:36):
This just stressed out. I thought it would be funny.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
Why don't you sleep with Santa Claus on the lawn tonight?

Speaker 33 (55:41):
Elvis Duran phone time.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
This fal table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 32 (55:48):
See Elvis Soran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
Uh, Gandhi and I were talking earlier. Is okay if
I talk about this on the air about what your
boyfriend said to you?

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Yeah, it's okay, Okay.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
Get ready for it. Brace yourself. So the question is,
as we get into this conversation, have you ever been
with someone and you're you know, you're thinking, maybe there's
a good chance, maybe nine out of ten chance, that
something sexy is about to happen, right, and then they
say something that turns it into a zero out of
ten chance. They say one little thing that just you

(56:25):
You turn and you go home and you're like, I
gotta go oh god. Yeah, are you sure you can
tell of this on the radio? Can you tell this
to the people in the room? Okay with this?

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Yeah? I'm okay with it. Okay, Gandhi might traumatize meat,
but we'll see.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
Okay, what did your boyfriend say to you?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
So we're just sitting watching TV and I guess he
was feeling a little frisky and he just looked at
me and said, hey, babe, you want to make my
dinger puke?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Good?

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
Can we can we break this down? Let's break it down?
I want to break it down. So first of all,
the word dinger, I mean, I don't know, is junk
or deaner dinger worst? I don't know, but the word dinger? Okay,
nothing sexy about that.

Speaker 9 (57:14):
Yes, So I remember you referring to my penis as
a dinger when I was like seven.

Speaker 7 (57:21):
So I don't know. Is that a region where did
Brandon grow up?

Speaker 12 (57:26):
Is that a regional thing?

Speaker 8 (57:27):
Because I've heard ding I've heard dinger before.

Speaker 10 (57:29):
I've heard dingy like my dingy or not dan.

Speaker 8 (57:33):
But Dingy's a boat, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (57:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (57:37):
Okay, all right, So where did Brandon get Where did
they come from? I think I think dinger has been
around around the world. I mean, it's not just used
a lot. But and then the second part, do you
want to make my dinger puke.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
My did you?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Of course.

Speaker 7 (58:01):
You did not. Oh my god, really cute? Come on, okay,
so let's break it down even further. So the fact
that he's fun and funny outweighed the fact he asked
you if you if you wanted to make his dinger pupil.

Speaker 24 (58:14):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah, I was laughing so hard. But then I was like,
you're gross.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Yeah, like what what would? What has been said that
has totally taken you off track? You know what I'm saying? Yeah,
like you're ready to go, and then you hear them
say blah blah blah, and you're like, oh, never mind.
I like his text. I was hanging out with my

(58:38):
wife and we were fooling around and she said hold on,
and she farts, and then she says, okay, keep going,
that's not okay, And.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
She announced it to no people disturb me.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
Some people are of the thought that when it comes to,
you know, getting down and getting funky with it, you
shouldn't announce it. You shouldn't say, okay, it's now time
for it's now time for loving.

Speaker 20 (59:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
Yeah, it's just something that naturally just you merge into it,
like merging into traffic. Yes, I don't know, but some
people like totally saying it's now time. Oh look at
my I was looking at my watch and it says
it's time. Here you go.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
The only time I would see that is if you're
trying to have a baby, then I would go, time's
a ticken. We need to hop on it?

Speaker 7 (59:28):
Really we are?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (59:29):
Because so when you guys were planning on having a family,
is that how it worked?

Speaker 33 (59:34):
No?

Speaker 6 (59:34):
See, my eye was lucky because I didn't have problems,
but a lot of people have to time the ovulation
and all that stuff. So it was like, hello, we
only have a short window here, let's go hop on it.

Speaker 7 (59:43):
Where's your dinger rod? So I just sent a text
in they called it a ding ding? Where's the ding ding?
Alex calls Max's lipstick a ding ding? It's like, oh, look,
Max's ding ding is out. I mean how now? How
can you hear the term ding ding and then like
want to do anything with it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I don't think you can.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
You know, you really have to power through.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
You have to power through ding ding?

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
Hey, you want to see Mike ding ding?

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
This is the dumbest conversation ever? Are we grown ups?

Speaker 30 (01:00:18):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:00:18):
Shame on you. Nate, not only are you an executive producer,
but you're also you allow this conversation to happen. I
was interested to hear somebody else referred to it as
a dinger. I'm sorry, ding.

Speaker 12 (01:00:29):
I had to let that one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Through all the potential. There were so many things that
were wrong with that sentence, I know, But I love.

Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
The fact that you you you were actually turned on
by the absurdity of his request.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Yeah, when he makes me laugh, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Yeah, what's your questions? Scary God? I just want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
But don't you in the least think that it is
it is a turnoff in the sense of it makes
it more mechanical and like, Okay, we know the outcome
of this, we know where this is going.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
The way he asked it was you're vocalizing what what's
about to happen? Just if it's more in the moment.
I mean, what's your question? My question is isn't it
a turn off in the least or.

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Is it that was your question? Stop there at the
question mark stop there?

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Honestly now your answering anybody but him, I would have
probably like left the room and called the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Cops, because that's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
But it's him, so it was kind of hilarious and
gross at the same time. I do see what you're saying, though,
because like if you're on a date and someone says,
can I kiss.

Speaker 26 (01:01:25):
You, the answer is always like no, ew no, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Now I don't want to.

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
Wait wait a minute, because Ali got asked that question
the other night can I kiss you? And she did it? Yeah,
he asked.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
I mean different people are turned on by different things
from different people at different times.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
I actually was standing there when I saw a guy
ask one of my friends, hey, can I kiss you?
And she said you could have had you not just
said that. I was like, oh, no, I have to
witness this.

Speaker 13 (01:01:51):
I think it's safe to say, though there's no date
that it's okay to say, hey, you want to make
my dinger puke?

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
There's no date you should say that. Ever. Yeah, yeah,
ding ding ding Ding better than Dinger? Can we go
ahead and vote that ding ding is more fun than Dinger?

Speaker 12 (01:02:04):
Whatever you want?

Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
Elvis, Cindy online, ten, are you gonna make an uh?
Are you gonna make a decision without this?

Speaker 12 (01:02:12):
Yeah, let's not go to Cindy.

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
Okay, Oh, I know everyone's listening going, that's not fair.

Speaker 12 (01:02:23):
Yeah, you can clean it up and say what happened? Elvis?
How about that?

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
Okay, so we're not going to put her on. Hi,
Cindy from Dayton listening to Channel nine nine nine, We're
not going to come to your call. She and her
husband were making out and he uh, he had a
gastric disturbance that caused an accident, but he wanted to
keep going.

Speaker 23 (01:02:42):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
No, Now that is dedication. That is it is uh
and we move on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Oh man, I want to know she did though.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
Please tell me she didn't.

Speaker 10 (01:02:57):
Please know. We move as an important mission at all costs.

Speaker 7 (01:03:02):
The move.

Speaker 10 (01:03:03):
We're done, Brooklyn.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Boys, my microphone's falling apart.

Speaker 32 (01:03:06):
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Speaker 33 (01:03:14):
App or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis d Aran
in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
Hey do you do you have something in your house
or in your car? It's been broken, it's broken, it's
been broken. You just accept it and you move on. Yeah,
you don't get it fixed. You just leave it there
and you just kind of work around it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Oh my God.

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
I know Froggy when I stayed at Froggy's house in
the in the guest bedroom, the shower. You had to
come in and give me a tutorial on how to
open like a turn on a shower.

Speaker 13 (01:03:45):
Yep, right, because it was broken and if you and
if you turned it the wrong way, water would come
shooting out of the wall.

Speaker 10 (01:03:52):
Yeah, so I had to. I had to let you
know that. Don't do that. You're going to cause a
giant mess here exactly he said.

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
But what he said, are you about to turn on
the shower like on the other side of the door.
I'm like, yeah, what No, no, no, put your pants on.
I'm coming in.

Speaker 8 (01:04:06):
So why didn't you get it.

Speaker 13 (01:04:07):
Fixed because that requires hiring a plumber. Yes, and I
tried to fix it myself a couple of times. It
never did really fix it. But you know what, when
I show you how to operate it, it worked. That's
all it really mattered.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
Mine is the shower too, because it so the water
comes out of the shower and the tub part at
the same time. And no matter what I do, so
if someone's over, I have to go in there, jiggle
the thing, turn the thing a certain way and then
you can get both kind of yeah, and it's been
that way for so long, but it's like you just
accepted whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
That's my point. Sometimes maybe people the same thing. You
have a broke someone in your life who's totally broken.

Speaker 6 (01:04:45):
Yeah, just accept it. That's it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Anyway, what about you, Gandhi?

Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
Your parents? Your parents' house.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
My parents house drives me insane. So when I was there,
my dad had a triple bypass. I realized their front
door was the thing that was broken. You could not
get it then out of that thing in one shot. Ever,
you had to jiggle it and like hit it at.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
A certain angle, lift up. I'm like, this is not acceptable.
You guys just live like this.

Speaker 26 (01:05:08):
This is a fire hazard.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I got them a new door while I was down there.
Was crazy. Why are you guys living like this? But
fine for us, we know how to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
Okay, Yeah, we are scary.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
I don't suggest any of you use the bathroom in
my apartment because you think you're locking the door. But
what happens is anyone from the outside could just pull
the handle, don't even turn it, and the door opens
wide because the door jam is is misaligned with the lock,
So the door doesn't close and you think it's locked.

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
But man, okay. So we have this microwave oven and
it's a flat, you know panel with the numbers on it.
There's no and so you have to like you have
to like bang on the two bang on the floor.

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
And then it's one of those drawers, the sliding drawer.

Speaker 30 (01:05:55):
My right.

Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
Yes, she have to like h hit open, open, open, open,
and sometimes it won't open. She ha have cooked food
in there that won't you can't get to and I've
learned you have to push it and just hold your
finger on it and just like rub your finger in
circles and then it will open. Never never got it fixed.

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (01:06:10):
You have you have Kim on the phone. Can we
talk to her?

Speaker 39 (01:06:13):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:06:13):
Yeah, huh. Anyway, my friend Kim spent spent she and
her family spent the weekend at our house. She's She's like,
I've got a list of problems and I'm like, what,
I didn't know? Something wrong with my shower.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
She's like, I don't want to say anything, but yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
Is that Kim? Where is she?

Speaker 15 (01:06:33):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Kimber Kim, Kim ky Okay, So you and your family,
you stayed at the house and there's a problem with
my shower.

Speaker 17 (01:06:42):
There is.

Speaker 22 (01:06:43):
So the kids woke up in the morning and I
was like, oh, take a shower before we leave, and
Nicho was like, okay, cool. So he goes in the
bathroom he said, Mommy, it won't turn on. I'm like, yes,
it would. I'm like, let me try. And it didn't.
So then Andrew got in there and I was like, oh,
I'll try and it didn't work. And I said, well,
let me go get elvisa Alice and and it was like, no,
don't bother them. It's early.

Speaker 17 (01:07:05):
So I made them shower and it got home.

Speaker 22 (01:07:06):
But it doesn't turn on.

Speaker 7 (01:07:08):
Oh my god, an entire have an entire shower that
doesn't work. I didn't even know it.

Speaker 22 (01:07:15):
I mean the alternative was going to shower outside and
we just learned doing that.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
Yeah, no, we don't need that. We don't need naked
kids running around. I thought you guys smelled kind of
funny when you left. All right, I will something tells
me we're going to figure out how to work around it,
so we don't have to pay a plumber. We'll figure
it out. Well, don't you love it? Kim have you
ever been in someone's shower and it doesn't have a handle.
It has like a wrench that's like just connected to

(01:07:40):
the thing. You have to turn the.

Speaker 22 (01:07:42):
Rent right yep, yep. My grandma's shower actually has a
scoo driver on the side. You have to put the
little circle thing on and then use the scoodriver on
the right hand side. And if you turn it too far,
you're gonna get boiling water. And if you don't turn
it enough, it's gonna be freezing.

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
Okay, question, how many years has it been like that.

Speaker 22 (01:08:00):
All my life?

Speaker 18 (01:08:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
That's my boy, it is it will look. We all
agree that things break down, things break, but sometimes we
just live with them. Yep, it's okay, all right, whatever,
all right.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
The problem is sometimes you live with them and then
it gets to the blue words so broke, you can't
fix it?

Speaker 7 (01:08:20):
What's that frog?

Speaker 13 (01:08:21):
Even the last house, the one where you had to
turn the shower on that way, you know when I
fixed it when we moved so I lived there. I
lived in that house for six years. It was broken
the whole time. The day before we moved out, I
got to fix I'm like, this is so stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:08:33):
Yeah, we don't want the new people to know how
we lived, right right, So Kim. By the way, Kim
sent us all those shirts she printed with her new
new shirt printing business. What is your what's your Instagram?

Speaker 22 (01:08:44):
So it's Kimmy Kim Princes with an F. We basically
have t shirts that are really expressive but simple. They're
super sauce, which is nice. They washed really well, and
we just added a sweatshirt.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
Kimmy is Kimmy Kim Prince sweatchairt at Instagram. Check it out,
all right, Kim, I can't promise that shower's going to
be fixed next time you're over.

Speaker 22 (01:09:11):
All right, Well, I mean there's there's always body splash,
right yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09:15):
Always always.

Speaker 8 (01:09:16):
Hey, I'll love to Andrew and the kids and little Nika.

Speaker 22 (01:09:18):
We'll talk to you later, Okay, love you guys, talk
to you later.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Right there you go. Sorry, I mean I guessed in
my house, didn't even know my thing was broken. Good morning, Lauren, heyay,
good morning, Well, good morning. So it's been broken and
it's never going to get fixed because you just accept it.
What is it?

Speaker 18 (01:09:35):
So it's actually my mom and it is her car visor,
and so I learned this because I went to drive
her car and I go, Mom, what happens to your visor?
She goes, oh, just use this, and she hints me
her eighties visor and her sunglasses and tells me that
that's what she does and that it's been broken forever

(01:09:56):
and she just wasn't here.

Speaker 31 (01:09:57):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
It's like you would date that a visor in a car.
It could be somewhat easy to fix, but you just accept.

Speaker 17 (01:10:03):
It whatever, leave it the way it is, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:10:07):
Let it go.

Speaker 12 (01:10:07):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:10:08):
So did you look at your mom?

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
Mom? Hello?

Speaker 18 (01:10:11):
Yeah, Well, because my husband fixes tons of things in
her car.

Speaker 46 (01:10:15):
So I said, why didn't you ask that?

Speaker 17 (01:10:17):
Because it's not a big deal.

Speaker 18 (01:10:18):
Meanwhile, that's a big deal for me, so I would
have had that fixed immediately.

Speaker 7 (01:10:22):
But yeah, you know what, I have this weird pet
peeve about cars. And I was telling the girls here
a second ago. If I get a dent or a
ding in my car, I have to have it fixed immediately.
Really I cannot. If it's a little daying, I'm okay,
like like a door hit it. But if if there's
a dent someone ran into my whatever or I ran
into it whatever, I can't drive it. It has to be fixed. Immediately.

(01:10:43):
I can't drive a dented car.

Speaker 30 (01:10:45):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I hated my car. It was not only dented. Everything
was wrong with it. It was so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
When I used to do radio appearances, I would park
far away so people wouldn't see me get in. It
would start like one out of three times terrill. Sometimes
the roof would come down a little like cloth part.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Yes it did while you're driving.

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
But whatever, Lauren, I tell your mom. We said hi,
and with or without advisor, we love her.

Speaker 18 (01:11:07):
Okay, okay, thanks so much, have a great.

Speaker 7 (01:11:09):
Day you too. Yeah, who's this Nikky?

Speaker 35 (01:11:13):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
Nikki?

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
What's wrong with your boiler?

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
So the boiler every time we run, like anything that
uses any kind of warm water, it just runs the
heat throughout the entire house.

Speaker 7 (01:11:25):
Oh so if you run, like if you like started
a dishwasher that uses hot water, you can't heat the house.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Yeah, it heaps up the house. So you know, when
when the weather's kind of nice, my house is like
eighty degrees.

Speaker 17 (01:11:39):
All the time.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
No, why does it do that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
There's some kind of belve in the pipe that's not
working correctly. So and I just haven't gotten a fix.

Speaker 7 (01:11:50):
It's been that for like a year and The thing is,
you're used to it, you accept it, and you move on. Right,
It's gonna be like this until the end of time.
All right, thank you, good luck with your your heated house.
So that reminds me. I don't know how to fix it,
but you know, I still have that toilet.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
The water is always hot. It's like Satan's toilet. Oh no, no,
it's like the water. You can actually boil potatoes in
this toilet and I don't know, they got something wrong,
and so it fills up with hot water and you
sit so you sit on it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:18):
You go to sit down and you can feel steam
coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
It would look what is that?

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
It boils your booty?

Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
Yeah, nice steam, but I like it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
It's interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:12:27):
Maybe you should put your faith there. You know, steam.
Everybody wanted a nice little steam for your skin. Maybe
that's the way to do it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
There have been some mornings my face, good morning, Christy,
good morning. We're finding Christie. A lot of these things
are plumbing issues that we just don't fix, Like what
is the problem with your sink?

Speaker 38 (01:12:47):
My cold water dripped constantly and in the morning show,
So I just turned the cold water off to the
bathroom shake. Now, either you wash your hands really fast
before the water gets too.

Speaker 17 (01:13:01):
Hot, or the up.

Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
Okay, okay, So the question is, look, look, that could
happen to any Yeah, that could happen to any sink.

Speaker 8 (01:13:11):
But the question is how long has it been like this?

Speaker 35 (01:13:14):
About a year?

Speaker 30 (01:13:15):
Now?

Speaker 13 (01:13:17):
You gotta wash your hands in like eight seconds so
it will be scalding hot house.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
In my house, it's cold for like a minute. So
you're good, all right, Christy keep it that way. I
think it's kind of it's charming. Have a nice day.
Thank you. Straight and Nate just sneezedstalergies. If you sneeze
or you cough, you have to tell everyone if you
start coffee. I went down the wrong hole. Yeah, Jen,

(01:13:46):
how you doing?

Speaker 28 (01:13:47):
Hi?

Speaker 22 (01:13:48):
Good?

Speaker 46 (01:13:48):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 8 (01:13:49):
You know what's broken in your house that needs to
be fixed, but it will never be fixed.

Speaker 34 (01:13:53):
Well.

Speaker 46 (01:13:53):
Actually, in my mom's house, for years, the start button
on her microwave we could impress it in. So I
came to visit her one time and she had a
toothpick laying next to microwave. So I put something in
the microwave. I went to start it, and I'm like, Mom,
the button, I can't press it, They'll use a toothpick.
So we have to wedge this toothpick in to start
the microwave. And it even got to the point where

(01:14:13):
sometimes a toothpick would crack and break, and they would.

Speaker 22 (01:14:16):
Be like the little piece of the toothpick left there,
and we'd.

Speaker 46 (01:14:19):
Be using and wedging this little toothpick in. And one
time we lost the toothpick and we couldn't even start
the microwave.

Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
God, you know, and how long has it been this way?

Speaker 18 (01:14:29):
Oh?

Speaker 46 (01:14:29):
Forever? Like how much does a microwave cost? Because we
kept that toothpick there forever?

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
We got toothpicks are a lot less than new microwaves,
all right?

Speaker 17 (01:14:40):
And can I decay?

Speaker 46 (01:14:40):
I listened to you guys every single morning since I've
been in high school. I'm now a full time teacher.
You guys are amazing. You make my morning every single days.
I'm talking to you right now.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
Well, first of all, thank you for your consistency and
you're and you're listening to us every day. And also
more than that, thank you for being an educator. We
love our teachers, love them.

Speaker 20 (01:14:56):
We love you you guys.

Speaker 17 (01:14:58):
Have a great day.

Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
Thank you. Hold on a second, I'll take these two
more more. What's Mike up to?

Speaker 25 (01:15:04):
Hey, Mike, Yeah, how you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
So you're growing up with a dishwasher in the kitchen,
and uh, how's that working? How did it work out
for you? Growing up with that dishwasher?

Speaker 25 (01:15:14):
So my dad refused to fix it, so my mom
just ended up using it as uh as storage for
like little Debbie snacks and all these sugary snacks. And
we never knew about it. And then one day we
opened the dishwasher and there was snacks everywhere.

Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
That's actually smart because a kid would never ever want
to open a dishwasher. And that's all absolutely and it's
the pantry of fun snacks.

Speaker 25 (01:15:40):
Hey, listen, I appreciate everything you do. And uh, I
listened to you every morning and I thanks to the
last and all the fun.

Speaker 8 (01:15:48):
Oh thank you, thank you, Mike, and God bless your
parents dishwasher.

Speaker 25 (01:15:52):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:15:53):
Take it easy man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
This going on.

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
I don't you know what. It's easy going, peace people,
they're so easy going. I don't need a dishwasher. That's
a pantry. I'm gonna be nice to people today. Finally,
we talked to Catherine. Hi, Catherine, Oh my gosh, Oh.

Speaker 25 (01:16:10):
My gosh, what I'm so excited.

Speaker 17 (01:16:13):
Oh, I don't even believe it. I cannot even believe
I just spoke to Diamond. I'm so plumped. It's just
really exciting.

Speaker 7 (01:16:19):
I can't believe you spoke to Diamond too. She hasn't
talked to me in a week. All right, So another
plumbing issue. But it's not really plumbing, but your toilet.
What's wrong with that? How long has it been?

Speaker 17 (01:16:30):
Okay, so it's probably been about three years. And my
son Charles, he's really super clumsy, and I think it's
the time. I'm trying to remember when it actually broke.
But you had to take the top off because it
was always running. Yeah, so he took the top off
and he smashed it on the floor. Oh so now
we have we don't have a top to the toilet bowl.

(01:16:51):
So it was making my mother in law crazy because
it's like three years. So my mother in law goes nuts.
She doesn't understand how we go through. You know, we
have things that just break down. We don't fix them,
we just live with it. So she makes she takes
a piece of wood one day and she comes over
and she puts it on on the top, so it
looks like a shelf. So now I have this piece
of wood and you still have to lift a piece

(01:17:12):
of wood to stop the toilet from running. How we
use it? She put like candles on there. For me,
she put like a little flower.

Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
But you got to move that stuff, and you got to.

Speaker 17 (01:17:23):
Move everything you flush the toilet.

Speaker 8 (01:17:26):
P Athine question, how long has it been this way?

Speaker 17 (01:17:30):
It's been like three years. I know, well, we need you,
we do the bathroom, and we just keep putting it off.
But you know, we could just get a toilet bowl.

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
You could, but you're like, you're like us. There are
things in our lives that we just learned to accept
and we just leave them the way of hay Heart.
I don't you call.

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
It procrastination laziness.

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
I don't know. Or maybe we become like it's a
part of our life now and we just.

Speaker 6 (01:17:51):
We adjust, all.

Speaker 7 (01:17:53):
Right, Catherine, thank you very much, thanks for listening to us.
And those things that list in my hand, with all
the things in my house that need to be fixed,
I'm not gonna call anyone. No.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
I like to think of it as us being so adaptable.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
We are, yea.

Speaker 8 (01:18:04):
It really says a lot about us.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Yes, that's good.

Speaker 11 (01:18:07):
Is that what it says?

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
I think it's just where lazy asses?

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
But no, no, no, no, no, she's right adaptable. Those people
who can't adapt in life, they get it fixed immediately.

Speaker 8 (01:18:15):
Shame on you people. It really says a lot about
your character.

Speaker 33 (01:18:25):
Elvis Terran in.

Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
The morning, suh oh question, what did you believe as
a kid that you're embarrassed to admit? Mine was if
you started digging, you would find your way in China.
It's true. Well, they say if you keep digging, you
will end up in China. And that's how my dad
got me to stop digging holes in the backyard. He said,
you're gonna end up in China and we're not gonna

(01:18:47):
be able to get you back. And I believe anyone
else have any stupid things? I used to think, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
The gum tree. Remember the gum tree. My mom used
to say, if you swallow gum, you're going to grow
a gum tree in your stomach. I'm like, but.

Speaker 8 (01:19:03):
No, that is true though, No.

Speaker 7 (01:19:07):
So was it that our parents were liars and had
to tell us these crazy stories to keep us from
irritating them, or like this this person is my dad
told me if I ever kissed a boy, my lips
would fall off.

Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
That that was just your dad and you're his daughter,
and he doesn't want you kissing boys.

Speaker 7 (01:19:28):
That's what that's about.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
I mean, come on.

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
My brother and sister used to tell me I was
adopted by a family from Kansas. Then I got my
mom so upset at me. She told me she's going
to send me back to my actual family. So like
as sissy, I started crying. That's not that mean you're
a sissy. That means you're your mom's gonna send you
back to your old family.

Speaker 8 (01:19:49):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
I thought if you broke the glass on a TV screen,
the people on the TV would fall out of the
TV into whatever room in the house you were in.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
I love it best.

Speaker 7 (01:20:04):
All right, who's on line twelve? I'm sorry, Let's go
to Gandhi. Yes, Gandhi. What did you believe as a kid?

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
So when I was younger, I believed all kinds of nonsense.
But my dad told me that there was a thing
that lived under my bed called the butt Biteosaurus, and
if I had ever slept with my back to anything
but a wall, this thing would come out and bite
my butt. Also, if I ever got out of my
bed for even a second in the middle of the night,
it would bite off my feet.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
Well, see that sounds kind of scary. I mean that's
a fighting thing, it is.

Speaker 26 (01:20:31):
I think he got joy, Yeah, out of knowing that I.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Was terrified all the time in the middle of the night.

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
Yeah, what's scary.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
My grandmother told me that if I ate too much
raw spaghetti that worms would grow in my stomach. Ew
and I believed her, so I stopped. That was her
way of stopping me from eating raw spaghetti.

Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
Do we know this isn't true? I did. Line twelve
is Susan. This is a popular one, Susan. A lot
of people thought this learning what you thought was a
kid Susan.

Speaker 21 (01:21:02):
So we used to go on these boats marches in Germany.
My dad was military. We would drive in these country
towns and my parents used to tell me that, look,
the brown cows make your chocolate milk and the white
cows make your white milk.

Speaker 12 (01:21:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
But Gandhi used to tell would you tell kids other
kids when you were a kid?

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Gandhi, I always used to tell people I had to
drink chocolate milk to keep my skin brown.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I think I believe that.

Speaker 21 (01:21:31):
Parents are evil.

Speaker 27 (01:21:33):
I guess I know that's not as bad.

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
That's not as bad as telling your kids that's just
a monster in your bed is gonna eat your feet
off if you try to get out of bed to
go pee in the middle of the night.

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
It's like, Wow, they're sad to me because as a kid,
I remember I never stayed in bed, and my mom
would yell at me and be like, you're always out
of bed. You never stay in bed, So in order
to keep you in bed, maybe that's what he had
to do.

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
It's a master that's gonna eat your feet off. Dan,
you know that is not a good thing.

Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
I'm sorry. I'm not a parent, Who am I? I'm
all right, yeah, I'm not a fan of that. Susan.

Speaker 8 (01:22:05):
All right, Susan, thank you, have a beautiful day.

Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
Thanks for listening to us. Shannon Line twenty four. Oh yeah,
this is how's it going? What did you believe as
a kid?

Speaker 40 (01:22:17):
All right, So when I was in kindergarten, my favorite
thing was pepperoni pizza. Okay, So you know one day
I was inquisitive and that you know, I asked, well,
where does pepperoni come from?

Speaker 34 (01:22:27):
Uh?

Speaker 40 (01:22:27):
So my father decided to tell me, you know, it
comes from the pepperoni trees. So they you know, that's
bad enough, but they decided to take it one step
further and actually allowed me to bury a stick of
pepperoni in our backyard.

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
And I diligently watered.

Speaker 40 (01:22:44):
That thing every day for like a solid month before
they let.

Speaker 14 (01:22:48):
Me on the joke.

Speaker 17 (01:22:52):
That's tell you.

Speaker 8 (01:22:53):
Okay, here's my question.

Speaker 7 (01:22:55):
Was it out of fun or did he just didn't
want to tell you the process in which pepperoni is
truly made? I mean it is.

Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
It's kind of a gross process if you think about it.

Speaker 40 (01:23:05):
So it certainly is. But no, I think it's just
for the fun of it. I mean we laugh about
it now, and I mean, he's really good to find
it funny that I was on Elvistrat talking about it.
To find a recording of this later and play it
for him.

Speaker 7 (01:23:17):
I love that, Shannon, Thank you tell your dad, we said,
thank you for the story. Okay, I love it? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:23:22):
Great?

Speaker 14 (01:23:22):
Can I get a T shirt?

Speaker 8 (01:23:24):
I think we're at a shirt?

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
What do we have we have any morning show scrubs
in stock right now? From Hackensack, Meridian.

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
Yeah, I don't know. If you let me, I'll tell you.
Let me throw you over to Nate because he's a
keeper of the scrubs. Hold on one second, okay, uh yes, Froggy.

Speaker 13 (01:23:40):
I always thought when I was a kid that when
you turned on the radio station that the bands with
the music playing, they were at the radio station playing tunes.

Speaker 10 (01:23:48):
I always too.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
He used to drive by k l i F in
downtown Dallas and they were a huge building and I
would be we'd be listening as we were driving by.
This is like my first memory and fast nation with radio.
I knew that they were all in there, like okay,
that band's done, all right, the Beatles just saying okay,
the Beatles have to get out bring in Chicago. You
know some old grow Here comes Elton John. If you

(01:24:10):
get the Beatles out of here, Elton John has to
do the next song. I used to believe it too.
What's up, Danielle.

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
I always saw when you called a radio station and
requested a song, they actually played it.

Speaker 13 (01:24:22):
Oh well, they had to call him and get him
to come back to the station to sing the song.

Speaker 10 (01:24:29):
That's why I took.

Speaker 7 (01:24:30):
Time request Elton John he's on a break.

Speaker 28 (01:24:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
My mom told me that they actually found me in
a dumpster and that I was adopted from monkeys, that
monkeys threw me in a dumpster, and I moved in
with my family. So when we went to the zoo
one time, my mom and I were looking at the
monkeys and one of them started slamming on the glass
and she said, oh no, your monkey mommy wants you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Back, and I had a heart attack. She said, I
started screaming and crying.

Speaker 7 (01:24:54):
Bondy, and let me ask you a question, how did
you not grow up to be a mass murderer because
you're and dad fed your head with the most awful,
awful scenarios.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
I think it explains a lot about me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
But she did say she never felt like a worst
mother ever in her life than when she said that,
And all the people around her were like, oh my god,
you're horrible.

Speaker 7 (01:25:16):
The monkey mommy is coming back to get you. God
a little twisted, but in a good way. Maybe we
should thank your parents for making you so twisted. And Marie,
oh what is this? And Marie what did what did? What? Lies?

Speaker 30 (01:25:34):
Do?

Speaker 8 (01:25:34):
They feed your head as a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
Hey, how are you?

Speaker 19 (01:25:37):
We're doing well, when we were when we were younger,
my dad would told us that if we touched baby birds,
we would get this disease called chickenosis, And so we
touching the birds. And just recently, my brother, who is
an owner of his own architectural firm, is sitting with
his board members and they're talking about birds, and he

(01:25:57):
starts telling them that you can't touch the baby birds
or you'll get chickenosis. And they all had a great laugh,
and he realized halfway through that there was no such
thing as chickenosis. Were there, as you can.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Imagine, I can imagine. But baby birds do have sometimes
they have little diseases. You don't want your kids like
touching birds and licking their fingers. And it's okay in
a way. I see how that lie made some sense
a little bit. All right, Amrie, thank you, thank you
so much. Megan online fifteen. Oh this is a good one.

(01:26:32):
Cause you know, the big, the big question that I
would never want to answer from my child, if I
ever ever had one, is where do babies come from?
I would never want to go down this road. So, Megan,
what happened to you when you were a kid?

Speaker 23 (01:26:45):
Well, I think I was just a little too logical,
But I thought babies came from the babies are a store.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Oh it makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
It's written on the toys.

Speaker 23 (01:26:56):
R US is where you got the toys, So therefore
the babies came from babies or us.

Speaker 8 (01:27:02):
It makes all the sense in the world.

Speaker 7 (01:27:03):
Do you would think they got a.

Speaker 8 (01:27:04):
Little factory going in there?

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
All right, really so you did? You started your life
out being very sensible, I get it. So apparently you're
still as sensible as you were then, I'm sure right.

Speaker 23 (01:27:15):
Oh absolutely. My mom will tell you stories for days.
I also didn't know how an ATM worked, so I
would always want something as a child, and she would say,
we don't have the money, and I said, go to
the machine. The machine gives you money. I don't know
to finder points that you need money in the account.

Speaker 7 (01:27:32):
No, it's just a machine. It's a money machine, it's
all it is.

Speaker 23 (01:27:35):
All right, Thank you, Megan.

Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
I'm want to run down to the ATM today, grab
me some free money. Hillary Online twenty one. I'll see now, Hillary,
is this something you thought of in your mind? Or
your parents told you this?

Speaker 20 (01:27:49):
So I think it started off as a joke, But
then my mind I was probably five or six in
my mind literally just went running for it and it
lasted for years.

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
What did you believe?

Speaker 24 (01:28:02):
So my dad told me he had two bug bites
on his neck one summer, and I was like, Dad,
what happened? And he said, I got bit by a vampire.
And I thought for sure that he had been bit
by a vampire, and that then that vampire lived in
my closet. Every night before I went to bed, I

(01:28:26):
had this big piggy bank full of coins that was heavy,
and I would push it in front of my closet
door and then run and jump in my bed and
sleep with the covers over my head because I thought
the vampire couldn't get out of my closet with this piggy.

Speaker 22 (01:28:39):
Bank and with my head under the covers, that couldn't
go me.

Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
Let me ask you this, and you can be honest.
Do you still to this day hillary have a little
bit of a fright of closets knowing that there's a
vampire in there? A little bit.

Speaker 24 (01:28:51):
Oh, I'm a terrible sleeper. I don't think I ever
became a good sleeper for my whole.

Speaker 17 (01:28:56):
Life because of this.

Speaker 24 (01:28:59):
Side oak that my dad thought was funny.

Speaker 7 (01:29:02):
Yeah, see scarred for life. Count draculas living in your
frigging closet. This is serious people, all right, Hillary, thank you,
thanks for listening to us, see and have a great day.
That's the thing, You know what, they think they're being
funny with these little stories. They don't know that they're
messing us up and scarring us for the rest of
our lives forever. Oh my god, I thought when my

(01:29:24):
dad's new job said they gave paid vacation, they would
pay for our vacation to Disney World. No, no, no.
I told my niece that if I touched her belly button,
her butt would fall off. Didn't she believed me? Uh?
My mom said fig Newton's were made with fly eggs.
They do. They taste like ants. When my friend's son,

(01:29:46):
Danny would misbehave, he would threaten to take him back
to the Danny store and get a new Danny. Look
at this. This is gotta be psychologically damaging. What's up
for scary?

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
Someone said that they believe that if you stuck your
tongue out at people, the tongue grabber would and grab
your tongue and stretch it out like they do in
the cartoons.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Oh why not it'd be scary.

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
Yes, miss Gandhi, our.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Lovely producer in Philadelphia smile and Stevens said he thought
you had to respond to Dora through the TV. So
one time he decided not to respond and the evil
Fox stole her bag. So he was convinced it was
his fault and he would never not respond to Dora again.

Speaker 7 (01:30:22):
And there you have it. We believe it. You know what,
It's just you have a nightmare and you wake up
and you know it's not real, but part of you
does sort of think it could be a little real.

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Speaker 7 (01:31:06):
Hey, look, when you do a live show like this one,
if you say something it's out in the air.

Speaker 8 (01:31:11):
You can't reel it back in.

Speaker 7 (01:31:13):
You can't edit it out and.

Speaker 8 (01:31:15):
Take care of it in post, as they say in TV.

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
So if I come on the air and say, hey,
the earth is flat, the earth is flat, it's out there,
you know.

Speaker 8 (01:31:25):
And so unless I come back and correct it, it's
out there.

Speaker 7 (01:31:28):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:31:29):
We have no problem admitting when we're wrong typically.

Speaker 6 (01:31:32):
Which is usually, which is y.

Speaker 7 (01:31:36):
So welcome to a new segment called reminds us of
the time we were wrong. Like we gave a fact
at one point, not an opinion. Let's not talk about opinions.
I'm talking clear fact, factual information we gave you that
was totally wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
This is going to be fun.

Speaker 10 (01:31:56):
I love that music.

Speaker 8 (01:31:58):
Oh of course, it's the theme song.

Speaker 7 (01:32:00):
Or remind us of when we were wrong. Yes, Danielle,
I'm always wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
It's come to me.

Speaker 8 (01:32:09):
Tell us about the time we were wrong, and there
have been many.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
For instance, Danielle, while you're here, Hello, Rick, how are you?

Speaker 14 (01:32:16):
I'm good, Elvis, how are you guys doing well?

Speaker 8 (01:32:17):
You love the show, no matter right or wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:32:19):
Right of course, I know, okay, So tell us about
that time when we were wrong.

Speaker 14 (01:32:24):
With the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Danielle was
listing all of the when I thought she's met presenters,
but the people that were getting inducted, and she said
Harry Styles, and even Gandhi was like, really Harry Styles,
like he's way too young to be in.

Speaker 7 (01:32:38):
But you're like, Noah, you said that Harry Styles was
being inducted.

Speaker 8 (01:32:43):
He was actually just present presenting.

Speaker 6 (01:32:45):
Now, kind sir, if you had been listening like later
on in the show, I did correct myself and say
I was wrong. I said earlier Harry Styles. So I
did correct myself.

Speaker 7 (01:32:53):
But you know you agree with us, Danielle. We love
if you're right. We love learning stuff because it we
ad met, we loved and that's what life is all about,
keeping your mind open to learn. And we learned from that.
Thank you. Wrong all the time, you are all the time,
Thank you Rick. As a matter of fact, daniel someone
sent a text saying that we're wrong every time we
open our mics. That's no, no, then, she says, and
that's why I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Oh we're real. See we're real all right.

Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
So uh once again, waiting for those calls. Now one
eight hundred and two four two zero one hundred, tell
us about the time we're Oh, here's one hi Melissa.

Speaker 19 (01:33:26):
Hi, how are you.

Speaker 7 (01:33:27):
We're doing okay? So you love the show, but sometimes
we're wrong. And what was that time that you remember?

Speaker 27 (01:33:33):
I guess it was years ago, probably the last time
you played dead or Alive, you said that Don Cornelius,
the host of Soul Train, was dead, and remember very
much alive.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
He was very much alive. I mean he's dead now though,
isn't he I don't know, but at the time we
were not correct. Don Cornelius, the host of the the
iconic Soul Train, was alive and we proclaimed him dead.
I think we've built it several times on dead or
a lot. That's why we stopped playing dead or alta. Yeah,

(01:34:06):
he did pass away, so that was a long time ago.
See Melissa, thank you. Thanks for pointing that out. And
we did a recap and he is now dead, but
at that time he was alive. You're right.

Speaker 17 (01:34:15):
Do I win?

Speaker 7 (01:34:16):
No, we all win? But thanks anyway, Thank you, Melissa,
Thanks for listening. All right. Hello Roger, Hello Roger, welcome
to tell us about the time we were wrong, And
which one do you have?

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:34:31):
Who got it wrong this time?

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
Well, Danielle got it wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:34:37):
Danielle got it wrong again. Well, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:34:38):
Let's hear your case.

Speaker 5 (01:34:39):
What did She said that the Avengers trailer was they
were using CGI to fake us.

Speaker 27 (01:34:45):
But that's wrong.

Speaker 28 (01:34:46):
They use they use a deleted scene and editing to
fake all of us.

Speaker 17 (01:34:50):
They don't use any CGI to create a trailer.

Speaker 7 (01:34:53):
By the way, we're changing the name of this bit
of to tell us about the time Danielle was wrong.
You're hello, Stephanie, how are you hi?

Speaker 34 (01:35:04):
I have another one when Danielle was wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:35:08):
Go ahead, don't pick on my girlfriend. Okay, okay, give
us that one last time Danielle was wrong.

Speaker 34 (01:35:14):
So you guys, for some reason, we're talking about pancakes
and you.

Speaker 17 (01:35:18):
Had asked, so, what is a short stack?

Speaker 34 (01:35:21):
Is that like two or three? And she said a
short stack is one, but it is actually two.

Speaker 7 (01:35:26):
Yeah, shortstack is two and a stack is three.

Speaker 6 (01:35:29):
I don't even remember ever saying that.

Speaker 13 (01:35:31):
If you google, it says a shortstack can be two
or three.

Speaker 30 (01:35:36):
Who knows.

Speaker 8 (01:35:38):
Anyway, Well, Stephanie, thank you, and I love that you listen.
And next time we're wrong, make.

Speaker 7 (01:35:43):
Sure you let us know.

Speaker 22 (01:35:43):
Okay, Okay, definitely.

Speaker 6 (01:35:48):
There you go.

Speaker 10 (01:35:50):
Yes, you've never been wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:35:51):
No, but Danielle.

Speaker 10 (01:35:53):
Danielle's Janielle's sake.

Speaker 7 (01:35:55):
I think she says a question, you have your own
jingle jingle. I'd rather be wrong all the time and
get a jingle than be right all the time and
have no jingle. Okay, hold on, hold on, Orde Blind fourteen. Hello, Tony, Hello,
welcome to tell us when we're wrong. Go right ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
All right, Well, let's be the case is not so
much you're wrong, but so much that I want to
explain something. A while back about your magic oald Toto toilet,
all the.

Speaker 23 (01:36:27):
Wand and all that.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
Yes, and you were saying how the guy is stuck
the pipes through your roof because you didn't know maybe
things would have flowed.

Speaker 7 (01:36:35):
Yeah. When they put a toilet and they put it,
they put a pipe out your roof. So I'm like,
when I flushes it, blow poop out of my roof.

Speaker 8 (01:36:43):
But go right ahead, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
The reason for that is to allow air in order
for everything to drain out. If you put a straw
in a drink and you put your finger on top
and take the store out, you know how it holds
the water right. Well, that pipe out there is like
taking your finger off, so it allows everything to flush
out your system.

Speaker 8 (01:37:00):
Oh good, so I'm not shooting crap out in my roof.

Speaker 7 (01:37:03):
Neighbor should be fine, but it's Elvis his house. He
has a poop fountain on the roof.

Speaker 14 (01:37:09):
All right, thank you very much to hit.

Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
I know, I know we got to put a thank
you and finally we got to talk to Actually, hi, Ashley,
welcome to When we were Wrong.

Speaker 20 (01:37:19):
Go right ahead, Damia, I guess what're saying that one
day it was going to be on Like.

Speaker 7 (01:37:29):
Yeah, you said she said ice Cube was going to
be on Jimmy Uh, Jimmy Cammell or Jimmy Fallon. Okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
It was iced Tea.

Speaker 17 (01:37:39):
Coco. I don't know if you picked up.

Speaker 7 (01:37:42):
Yeah you said ice Cube's wife was Cocoa.

Speaker 6 (01:37:44):
It was Coco, but it was I yeah, it was.

Speaker 7 (01:37:46):
Look, their first name is ice or Ice, yes, iced Tea.

Speaker 6 (01:37:52):
I mean, I think all these examples are just not
really great.

Speaker 7 (01:37:56):
I think you're great. We love you, daniel I love you.

Speaker 8 (01:38:00):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (01:38:00):
Ashley.

Speaker 7 (01:38:03):
There you go. All right, Well, thank you for listening to.

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
When Danielle was wrong.

Speaker 10 (01:38:07):
Danielle was wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:38:09):
We could go on for hours, couldn't we.

Speaker 32 (01:38:11):
Let's not say that, Danielle, Elvis Duran here he is,
and the Morning Show.

Speaker 33 (01:38:28):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:38:32):
All right, now, this is this is a very delicate conversation.
It's difficult to have, but I think we need to
have it. Let's talk about stupid people.

Speaker 6 (01:38:43):
Oh jeez, yes, okay, like stupid in what sense?

Speaker 8 (01:38:46):
Okay, well, you know what, Let's not overanalyze stupidity.

Speaker 7 (01:38:49):
Okay, look, you know, we all agree that the world
is just filled with stupid people. All right, and that
sounds sort of like an elitist pig by even saying it,
But don't you agree. You're out and about doing your
own thing and someone does something so god awful stupid. Yeah,
you're like, uh, you feel a little more stupid because
you were near them, yes, when they did it, or

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when they said it yes or whatever. Stupid people. So
I was reading up on the stupid people, as you
know me, I would like to read up on things.
So there are five rules of surviving in a stupid
world I have found. Shall we investigate? Craze, a professor

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of economic history at University of California, Berkeley, published an
essay with the five rules we all need to survive
in a stupid world. They are Number one, you're understanding
just how many stupid people there are out there. Man,
there's more than you think.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
And we can all be stupid from time to time.
It's not just everybody else, it's us.

Speaker 8 (01:39:49):
Too, without doubt.

Speaker 7 (01:39:50):
Look, I agree, when I go to the airport, my
IQ level dips, I get really stupid. Therefore everyone else
is around me stupid too, it exactly. Okay, So we're
under ast demanding the number of stupid people. Yes, number two,
anyone can be stupid, regardless of their job, income, or
education level. Right, Okay, here's one that we have to
think about. The best definition of a stupid person is

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someone who causes another person or people to lose something
without gaining anything themselves, or maybe even losing something themselves.
We kind of get this. Yeah, So, I mean Nate explained.

Speaker 11 (01:40:26):
It, okay, And I use the example of Scary and
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:40:33):
Scary is far from stupid.

Speaker 9 (01:40:35):
He's far from stupid. But we all occasionally and myself included,
to do stupid things. So every once in a while,
and is around the room, he'll say something that doesn't
make sense. He wasted our time and we gain nothing
by it. Neither did he because he makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:40:48):
To you, Maybe you're the stupid person because you didn't
understand what I was trying to.

Speaker 7 (01:40:53):
Hell, I do it too, or or someone can just
do something like a total stranger in public do something
so stupid. Not only do they make themselves look stupid,
but you lose as well because they're inconveniencing you for
some reason. Yes, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Yes, I think a lot of people who do like
the hateful protests. We know that there are certain religious
organizations that come out and just say awful things with
their signs. They're not gaining anything from it, They're hurting
other people by doing it, and we're all worse off.

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
For having witnessed anything like that.

Speaker 7 (01:41:26):
I view that as stupidity, stupid, right, dear, all right,
the five Rules of Surviving in a stupid world. Number four,
you're understanding you're underestimating just how much damage stupid people
are doing. Okay, look look at litter, look at the world,
the planet. You can look at people out there stealing
things from people, and I mean there's a billion on one.

Speaker 8 (01:41:48):
On the list of stupid things people do all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
A lot of times, the people who run from the
back of the airplane. Why are you causing the chaos?

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Why?

Speaker 7 (01:41:58):
Stupid?

Speaker 26 (01:41:59):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:41:59):
Okay, And finally, stupid people are the most dangerous types
of people doing things for the wrong reasons and causing
harm to other people. Stupid, terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
I think the biggest thing you hit on was something
that wastes your time. Anytime somebody is wasting my time,
I get so angry because the time is the one
thing you don't get back. You can make money back,
you cannot make time back. So please, don't waste my
time with something stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
Please, Maybe this whole conversation was it just it could
be I'll be mad.

Speaker 13 (01:42:31):
The worst person what's that? The worst person is somebody
who's stupid and doesn't know they're stupid. Like at least
of your dumb and you know your doumbina, you're like, hey,
but when you have like stupid confidence, that's really down.

Speaker 6 (01:42:41):
I think most people don't know they're stupid. I don't
think stupid beause acknowledge their stupid I don't think they
do the dumb ass things they do if they you know,
if they knew, like you would do that.

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
You're doing things and not thinking them through. You're not
thinking about what the devastation will look like. What was
that text?

Speaker 12 (01:42:55):
Okay, the text that we just saw is a true
definition of stupid.

Speaker 9 (01:42:58):
It says, how about the stupid person I was driving
behind in the dark that didn't have their lights on?

Speaker 7 (01:43:03):
That is stupid because that's dangering and dangering other people.
That's true.

Speaker 8 (01:43:07):
You know, sometimes you can accidentally be stupid and do
stupid things.

Speaker 12 (01:43:10):
Maybe they're just stupid and turn them.

Speaker 7 (01:43:12):
It's the people that actually think things through then do them,
they're stupid. I don't know what scary now? Can you
be a victim of being stupid?

Speaker 29 (01:43:21):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
Can you be stupid if somebody cheats you out of money?
For instance, and you they get something and then you
don't get that.

Speaker 7 (01:43:28):
We're taking advantage of I don't know if that's stupid, right?
Make me stupid forgetting I don't cheat it. And someone
will ask me for a loan, I'll give them a loan,
knowing full well I'm never gonna see that money again.
Am I the stupid one? Yeah? Sort of.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
Yeah, they're like anybody who bought Firefest tickets would we
count them?

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Yeah? Or a Magnesis card?

Speaker 7 (01:43:47):
Scary?

Speaker 6 (01:43:49):
I feel its firefest was just somebody getting taken advantage of. Yes,
I don't feel like they were technically stupid. The other thing,
maybe you know.

Speaker 7 (01:43:57):
Stupid Stupidity is something you set out to dude, and
you you don't think it through, and it's gonna harm
someone in the long.

Speaker 6 (01:44:04):
Run when you throw litter out your window while you're driving,
because that's just dumbing stuff right there?

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
Evil?

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
All right? What crowding the mourning lane when your zone
isn't called it's the airport, infuriating that.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
No, if I'm group one, I'm going first, so that's logical.

Speaker 7 (01:44:22):
That's not stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:44:22):
He always says, I'm standing here because I'm getting that overhead.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
If you're group five and you're standing over the lane,
you're stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:44:28):
All right, Well, I mean we could dissect stupidity you
until the cows come home, But you know, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:44:35):
So steer clear of stupid people.

Speaker 7 (01:44:37):
Yeah, and you and identify the ones in your life
that maybe they are prone to be stupid. Back off,
I'm not I'm not saying we're a bunch of geniuses.
That's not what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Like, oh my gosh, that's funny to me. It's funny
when you do.

Speaker 33 (01:44:53):
You have a sense of humor. El Vister ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:44:58):
All right, we're done, we're out of all.

Speaker 7 (01:45:00):
We'll see you next time, so make sure you're here
with us until then, say peace out of everybody, Peace
out of my body.