FULL SHOW: The Day We Rewrote the Seven Deadly Sins

The crew went off the rails debating which sins should stay, which should go, and why “intolerance” might be the newest addition to the list. And somewhere between the chaos, Elvis confessed to scraping his car in the garage and absolutely spiraling about it.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get up like the butt crack at dawn.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh my god, I love you.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Daddy's buying today.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
I'm gonna come to your bed side tonight.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Oh my goodness, here we go, Elvis Dan in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I hope I never ever experienced it. But I've never
been dumped in a relationship.

Speaker 6 (00:36):
No.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I mean there's this one guy who was, but he
was he was a dumb ass. He didn't really dumped me.
He just like just fell off the planet.

Speaker 7 (00:43):
You were just ready for it, so it didn't matter.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, and I'm you know, I'm almost done with life,
so I'm hoping. Look, I'm married. I'm hoping I'm going
to continue the trend of not being dumb. But the
thing is is if you, depending on who would talk to,
if you're the person who dumped someone ended the relationship,

(01:05):
sometimes you're considered to be the heartless monster, you know whatever.
And I'm hoping that if a relationship is not working out,
you do have the well, you have the wherewithal to
maneuver out of that in a nice respectful way.

Speaker 8 (01:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, yes, unless they were willing.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well no, no, you know, if it was right, they
had it coming.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, I carry ona would needs to be you know,
involved then you know.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
So it's so easy to immediately think of the person
who was let go out of the relationship. You're like,
oh god, you know, I'm feel awful for them, and
I know what they're going through. Well I don't because
I've never been anything. But what about the person who
dumps it dumps them? I mean, there is emotional stuff
going on there too. It's not the easiest thing in
the world to like say, I this isn't working.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
For me without a doubt.

Speaker 9 (01:55):
I stayed in a relationship for years after I knew
it was over because I felt so guilty about breaking
up with him, and I was like, what's it going
to do to his life? I feel so sad for him.
I know he doesn't want this, and it was awful.
But you got to pull the trigger and just do that.

Speaker 10 (02:09):
Sometimes.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I was reading an article yesterday from bold dot com
the seven stages the dumper goes through after a breakup.
They check all the socials just kind of check on you,
see if you're doing okay.

Speaker 9 (02:18):
Totally I got blocked the last.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Friends about you. Yep, they'll overthink how it went, maybe
how could have done it better? Little regret, they'll reread
old messages, they will inevitably rebound, they'll experience regret, and
they'll feel relief. So if you're the dumper, those are
your seven stages of what you're gonna go through. Sure,
today's the day you're gonna dump someone, You're gonna go

(02:41):
through those things.

Speaker 11 (02:42):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
See, I don't believe it on hundred friends.

Speaker 12 (02:44):
I think it depends if someone really did you wrong
and you're dumping their ass for that reason, I'm gonna
skip all seven steps.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You say that, But sometimes it's more complicated than that.
Sometimes you still love them even though they made a
big old hairy mistake, even though they yet totally.

Speaker 9 (02:59):
I would try to tell to his friends and be like,
how's he doing?

Speaker 7 (03:01):
Is he okay? And a couple of his friends.

Speaker 9 (03:03):
Were like, I was specifically told I'm not allowed to
answer that question if you ask me.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Really okay? All right?

Speaker 7 (03:09):
You know you go, oh yeah, No.

Speaker 9 (03:11):
I didn't care about that part. I just wanted to
know if he was okay, like is he doing all right?
Not that I can do anything about it, but how's
he doing? And he also did the thing where he
went to all of our mutual friends and tried to
make them choose.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
Oh, you have to pick between the two of us?

Speaker 11 (03:25):
That the worst?

Speaker 8 (03:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
I was like, all right, all right.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Let's talk about the seven Deadly sins. Let's scarius. Ready,
there's seven of them. I'm going to assume we each,
on average harbor three of them in our lives. Oh,
let me give you the seven deadly deadly sins? Right?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah? Why is it deadly? Why do they call him
deadly sins? I'll'll google that anyway. Okay, So number one
is lust. Let's discuss lust. Well, I thek they take
it to the degree, you know whatever. So lust being
unrestrained sexual craving.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Sounds like a good time with that.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay. Should we just rethink these may maybe add some
to them? I think so.

Speaker 11 (04:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Okay, so we're saying a question mark next to lust, right,
I think I got that all right? Number two, God,
my favorite, gluttony.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Oh love that one.

Speaker 13 (04:21):
That's to over indulge, especially by over eating.

Speaker 14 (04:25):
I don't have a problem with that one.

Speaker 9 (04:27):
You do? We all do, because we're gonna die if
we eat ourselves to death.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yep, diabetes, Yeah, we agree.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
Gluttony, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
It's a good thing to fill up and enjoy food.
It's another thing just to keep on eating till you explode,
all right, right. Number three cent greed Absolutely.

Speaker 13 (04:42):
The excessive desire from material things.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's pretty bad. Totally excessive desire. I mean, you know,
Amazon shows up every day.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's a problem.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
So froggy, lust, gluttony, greed, any of those good for you.

Speaker 15 (04:58):
I don't have an issue with lust, but I go
out in the ingreed. Absolutely, those are no ghosts.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Number four on the scaries list, I mean sloth. I
think it's sloth. Sloth. I think it's slow.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
You think it's sloth, Well.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I thought it's named after the animal that's sloth, and
I've always heard sloth anyway you have, Yeah, well look
that up.

Speaker 15 (05:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I think we can all learn something. Yeah, you're about
to convince the majority of the people listening to Okay,
laziness or lack of effort, and it would.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Be sloth when sloths aren't lazy.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I don't know. Maybe we're going to find out. But yeah,
I got a little sloth in.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
Me, a little bit, But I think people need a
little bit more sloth in them. Don't they people need
to kind of stop every now and then and just
enjoy their lives and take a break.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Well, the well, the sin isn't relaxation. Their sin is
like over relaxation. It's like not doing anything. Okay, Nate,
if you were wrong about sloth, you will face my
wrath well better than your lust. Okay, so far lust, gluttony, greed, sloth,

(06:03):
but reed sloth again. Could just kind of look at
at Gandhi's point, laziness or lack of effort. Okay, all right,
Uh they're saying it's a sin on number five, wrath,
uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger. Yeah, okay, how's that
sloth thing working? On it? Slow? If it's slow technically both.

(06:25):
I just looked it up.

Speaker 13 (06:26):
It had the oh with the flat line across which
oh slow.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Okay, I didn't know that, did you guys know about now?
You know you will not have to rule the day.
And it comes from slow meaning lazy Okay, okay.

Speaker 13 (06:43):
Wrath, uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, I think that's a sin.

Speaker 16 (06:48):
Yeah, uncontrolled sure, envy, jealousy towards another's happiness.

Speaker 7 (06:55):
That's a terrible one. Oh, I hate that.

Speaker 12 (06:58):
Covering somebody else's stuff, be happy for people have their
stuff here.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
What about our friend DJ n V on the Breakfast Club,
he's different, I'm DJ Slough And finally number seven. They're
saying it to deadly sin pride. I'm like, you know what,
my whole house is done in rainbow colors.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
I don't know what my problem is dedicated to?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Are going to hell sinners parades for it? Okay? So
explain that to us? We need what.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Pride is the most serious and most deadly.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes it is.

Speaker 13 (07:34):
It's an inflated sense of one's accompanies.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
You see.

Speaker 13 (07:41):
Slightly different pride, But I think it's what narcissism.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I guess would be something close there. Yeah, if you
it's carried out too far. Okay, So let's uh we
all think lost is okay. I think we're about to
eliminate lost. I think it is to replace it with
something else though, hm hmmm.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Over photoshopping your Instagram photos done?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
People who say do better? Yeah, you know what, what
would the word be? People who really think they have
the right to tell you you're a piece of trash
when they.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
Really are self righteousness a piece of trash.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Maybe I'm judging. That's pride then, right, Okay, so next
time someone tells me to do better, I'm gonna say, hey,
you know what, why don't you squelch your pride?

Speaker 11 (08:29):
Do it?

Speaker 17 (08:30):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Squelch your pride?

Speaker 14 (08:31):
What sketty people who TikTok and traffic they set up
there ring lights and stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Those people should be on this list.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
That's the deadly sin. Talking and traffic should come up with.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
Our own list entirely.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You could die, yes, people, Cliff could.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Be dead, all right, Okay, so that there's gotta be
a more general term for that self, social media whatever.
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (08:57):
Something pride would sell fishness fall.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Under any of those things pride maybe, I don't know.
Let's read. Let's review lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy,
and pride. So do we all have a little drop
of all of these or some worse than others? Yeah,

(09:24):
some of the football game makes me feel wrath. Okay,
I'm in I would.

Speaker 9 (09:30):
Say I am the biggest defender of gluttony and sloth
for sure.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
At the same time, one leads to the other, come on,
and then here's my I'll do this for you. I'll
be such a glutton, and I'll be so slothy you
won't lust after me.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
You're helping us, thank you, I'm helping.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
You squelch your lust.

Speaker 12 (09:51):
Nate trying this says here that it's a grouping and
classification of vices within Christian teachings. They're not meant and
in the Bible, but they're classified under this category if
they directly give rise to other immoralities. So because it
causes you to do other bands.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
Yeah, I always thought vanity was one of the sins,
but I guess it's not too.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
I guess not scary wants to add deceit absolutely and hypocrites.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I think lying should be on there.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
Yeah, I don't understand that it's not.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Someone just said intolerance on the text message. That's a
good one one. It's a sin, right there. Let's take
out lust. Put an intolerance done? All right, Lust, feel
free to lust all your want?

Speaker 11 (10:36):
All right, morning, Elvis Durant.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
To your God? What's this woman doing?

Speaker 11 (10:41):
And the morning show?

Speaker 18 (10:51):
This is Elvis duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Danielle, I owe you an apology? Why because all the
times I make fun of your bad driving?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
What happened?

Speaker 15 (11:05):
So?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
What had happened? Was. I was pulling my car into
the garage and for some reason, excuse me, for some reason,
I hit the garage. So actually I scraped the side
of my car, like the passenger.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
Door it was there some reason, for some.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Reason, I just didn't. I didn't. I just I don't know.
I usually I just aim it and shoot right into
that garage, and I did this time, but my aim
was a little was a little off.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
Do you not have sensors on your cars?

Speaker 17 (11:35):
That?

Speaker 19 (11:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
But for some reason, to hear the BBC, for some reason, why.

Speaker 12 (11:40):
Are you so quiet when I do this? You're like
all over me? What's going on here?

Speaker 15 (11:44):
Because I mean, Danielle, you've done it multiple times, it's
the first time he's done it. But I was going
to say, like, I mean, daniel hits like you know,
parked cars, but the house is technically parked as well,
so it.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Is obviously someone moved it. But so I you know,
so I scraped up like the right not to you
have the passenger door, right, okay, right? And I realized
the cars are it's like plastic. I mean, I know,
I'm like, well, you know it's gonna it would cost

(12:19):
them like forty five cents to replace the door. Yep, right, exactly.

Speaker 9 (12:25):
How bad is this scratch or scrap?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's scrape. And I have this thing where if I
have my car dentit or scraped, I can't drive it.
I can't. I got a solution for you. Did penetrate
the door? Is there a hole or just scraped?

Speaker 6 (12:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
No, just a scrape. It's like if you fall and
scrape your knee. But it's on a door of a car.
I got a solution.

Speaker 16 (12:45):
So it's on the passenger side, right, yes, so just
ding up the driver's side and it's even yeah, okay,
what else is going on?

Speaker 9 (12:54):
I just never walk around to that side of the car.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Exactly, I can't. I'm all stopped up my nose.

Speaker 15 (13:01):
He's running And got a guy to just always always
park wherever you go with the driver's side towards wherever
you're going, and then you'll get in the driver side.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
You'll never see it.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
I forget about it.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
I cannot. I cannot drive a car with a dent
on it because when I see what how big is this?

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Don is it deep or is it long?

Speaker 11 (13:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, it's it's a like I said, it's like a scrape,
like a boo boo on your knee. But it's maybe
two feet tall. I mean, yeah, car is the car?
It was kind of a grayish silver. Get the white
out and color it up. No, it has like a
special trim on the right.

Speaker 14 (13:38):
You can't drive around like that because I always point
out cars. Oh my god, how long had this person
been driving around with his car damage like that?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Can't afford to fix that.

Speaker 14 (13:46):
I know it's just but that's what goes through my head.
I can't help my thoughts.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
We saw a car on the road yesterday. I don't
even know how this thing was on the road. It
had no body part left. It was like this hunk
of metal is somehow moved and pointed. You guess. I couldn't.
I didn't understand it how I how it could operate.
But some people will drive until the whole car just
falls apart.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
That would be me.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
You used to have a total jobby, didn't you.

Speaker 9 (14:11):
Absolutely it would start one out of three times. It
was so bad that the station I worked with was like, listen,
we're gonna get you a car endorsement deal because you're
embarrassing all of us.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
I'm like, oh whatever.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
I saw a pickup truck the other day.

Speaker 15 (14:24):
It was pretty beat up and it had a bumper
sticker on the back and said, honk if parts fall off.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
Very nice.

Speaker 18 (14:33):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis, Duran the Elvis Duran phone
tabit dear Elvis.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
My husband Paul is so relieved. We're not hosting Thanksgiving
at our house this year. So we're going to my
aunt Rachel's house. All we have to do is bring
a salad. Isn't that nice?

Speaker 11 (14:48):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
So let's call my husband let him know that, well,
things have changed. Oh, he's gonna go into a panic
when he finds out. Well, for whatever reason, we have
to have the family over at our house. Let's get
me going, all right. So Jenny obviously wants to irritate
husband Paul. She's doing the phone tap herself. Let's listen
into today's holiday phone tap o.

Speaker 17 (15:09):
Hello oooh hi, honey, I we have a problem.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
What Rachel just called me? Saran Can got into.

Speaker 17 (15:19):
A huge blowout and apparently Rachel kicked the stove and completely.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Broke the whole stove.

Speaker 17 (15:26):
Okay, so you know she has to cook all the food.
So I told her that that I'll do it.

Speaker 20 (15:32):
Oh, you gotta be kidd of me. Not with all money,
well me buying all the food.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
I need you to go and pick up all the stuff.
They're a mess over there. You gotta do this like
right now, kidd of me.

Speaker 20 (15:45):
Just forget about it. Just cancel it.

Speaker 21 (15:48):
No, not doing that.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
That's stupid.

Speaker 20 (15:50):
Don't you think?

Speaker 6 (15:51):
No, no, no, no, we have to do this. You
know how much thanksgiving means to me.

Speaker 20 (15:56):
It's not thanksgivings. This is you being used again. You're
gonna cook all of food.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Pull it on drugs.

Speaker 20 (16:02):
I think they're high. I think that's what it is.
They're on drugs.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
I have a list of things that they need you
to get.

Speaker 20 (16:08):
No, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
It's stupid.

Speaker 11 (16:11):
I'm not buying it.

Speaker 20 (16:12):
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
We have twenty people come into the house.

Speaker 20 (16:15):
Well, we can't.

Speaker 21 (16:16):
Do it, okay, we have to.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
You're sick.

Speaker 20 (16:19):
You're too sick to do it.

Speaker 21 (16:21):
Do you get it?

Speaker 20 (16:22):
Calm back, Tell me I'm feeling too good. You don't
want to get everybody sick in the house.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
But I'm feeling okay.

Speaker 20 (16:27):
No, tell them you're not Tell them you're not feeling okay.

Speaker 21 (16:31):
Don't you get it?

Speaker 20 (16:33):
Hold back and tell them.

Speaker 21 (16:34):
That you got the flu.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
Okay, grab a pen and a paper.

Speaker 20 (16:38):
Please, you think I'm buying food for twenty people, You're
out of your mind. I'm not doing it to not
turning into me buying everything.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
Now, just we were gonna do it anyway, No.

Speaker 20 (16:49):
We weren't.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
We were not.

Speaker 20 (16:51):
We were gonna go there an eat dead food. Now
we gotta cook for twenty people.

Speaker 17 (16:56):
Well you are you ridiculous?

Speaker 20 (16:58):
You don't you go your.

Speaker 11 (16:59):
Four f for this?

Speaker 6 (17:00):
She was crying, so I kind of offered a house.

Speaker 20 (17:02):
I don't care she's crying.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I don't care.

Speaker 20 (17:05):
She broke her own stove. Do I look completely stupid
to you? Do you do? I?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Well, now she's gonna have to buy a new stove.

Speaker 20 (17:14):
Go buy a new stove. That's a that's a very
good plan. Well you know what, Yeah, all of a
sudden they're inviting you over. Then all of a sudden,
oh yeah, I know. By the way, you're cooking everything too?
Are they kidding me?

Speaker 22 (17:25):
Or what?

Speaker 6 (17:26):
Can you just grab a pen and like, I don't
know what I'm grabbing a pen for.

Speaker 20 (17:29):
I'm not going there and licking up all the bring
it here?

Speaker 6 (17:32):
She pull all the people?

Speaker 10 (17:34):
Who's all the people.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
They're nothing to me.

Speaker 20 (17:36):
I know none of them. I don't care who these
people are.

Speaker 6 (17:40):
Get the list and go. Please, Now, I'm not doing it.
Why are you ruining Thanksgiving?

Speaker 20 (17:45):
I am not doing it. Get it through your hand
and pull them up and tell her.

Speaker 10 (17:50):
Please?

Speaker 6 (17:50):
Can you just at least go before you go to work?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Then I'm not going nowhere?

Speaker 23 (17:54):
Where go?

Speaker 20 (17:55):
Where to buy five hundred hours worth of groceries?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Where where do you want me to go?

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Honestly, what the big deal is?

Speaker 20 (18:02):
You got to learn how to say no.

Speaker 21 (18:03):
It's very easy.

Speaker 20 (18:05):
And oh learn how to say no to your family
like they do to you.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
Okay, look, I'm at work. Everybody's looking at me like
I'm a nut, So you need.

Speaker 22 (18:12):
To get you.

Speaker 20 (18:13):
They're right, they're looking at you right, and everybody's listening
to you.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Paul, Hello, Paul, This is Scary Jones. Melvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Your wife's playing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
Oh Jesus, Chris, I finally got you in.

Speaker 18 (18:30):
Oh good Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (18:35):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all parts.

Speaker 18 (18:39):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (18:48):
Is Elvis ter in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I was in an uber yesterday and we you know, look,
you know it can be competitive driving since the streets
from New York City. It's like playing a video game.
I was cut off. My car was cut off by
a Jesus Saves stickered car, and I thought it was
kind of odd.

Speaker 9 (19:07):
Yes, I always think the same thing when someone's driving
all irrationally or like flips you the bird and then
you see the Jesus sticker or the fish, I'm.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Like, hey, what's up. It's like sometimes some of the
people who say the most cutting, awful negative things on
social media, you look at their account, it's like, I'm
following the footsteps of Jesus. No you're not. Jesus would
never say that on my social media, but they.

Speaker 12 (19:28):
Figure you have to forgive them because they're followers of Jesus.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Not gonna I hold you to a higher whatever power.
You know.

Speaker 25 (19:36):
Sometimes I have to be very careful because I'll be
driving the Elvis Duran truck and I'll be driving like
a jerk, and I'll be like, oh my god, I
totally forgot that this thing has logos all over.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
We have an Elvis Durant truck. Yeah.

Speaker 25 (19:46):
Well, the radio station has Elvis durand logos all over.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
It doesn't my picture on it?

Speaker 17 (19:50):
Does?

Speaker 6 (19:51):
No?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
No, no, no. I think we have a station somewhere
on the East coast that has my picture on it.
It's the worst picture. Get that off the road. I
know what. Anyone looking at my face driving by. It's
like when you go buy like a bustop bench, it
is a picture of a real estate guy on it.
I'm not going to buy a house from you because
you have your picture on the bench.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I think that.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
No, I'm glad your husband doesn't do that.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well, he's done.

Speaker 12 (20:11):
He Every once in a while his face will show
up on a bench or something, but not usually.

Speaker 14 (20:16):
What's scary anytime you put your your face on something
for the public, you're you're asking for trouble because it
lends itself to graffiti.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah, vandalism.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get a
salvad or Dolly.

Speaker 7 (20:28):
That's nicer than what I would do if given the options.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Right. Yeah, you draw like a wiener and aim it
towards this.

Speaker 9 (20:33):
Yeah, if your mouth is even slightly open, game over see.

Speaker 12 (20:35):
I just tell my husband, Hey, I saw your face
on a bench and I went and sat on your face.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Scary? What's the moment.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Pipe down?

Speaker 11 (20:50):
Scary?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Scary? I don't know about you. Sometimes Yeah, well no,
it's just like you hear someone say something on this
and you're.

Speaker 15 (20:57):
Like, what is that?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
You would you do that if the microphones were on. No, a,
it's so funny when the mics are on, personalities change. Yeah,
I don't mind does when the mics are off. I'm
a very nice guy. I'm quiet, right, oh, so silent.
I'm very passive. I am yeah the most. I'm a
sweetheart after ten am, oh.

Speaker 13 (21:22):
After ten at a certain time. Yes, you're a different
person as a timer.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
You don't think you're nice during this show?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Really no, because you know what it's We've got clocks
ticking down, We've got we've got eighteen people trying to
all talk at the same time. This is a rough gig.
Like Alex is always making fun of me, Oh you
do you just played the same song over and over
and they pay you all that money. Well yeah, that's okay,
but that's what I do.

Speaker 9 (21:47):
I think all our significant others feel that way about us,
because I've definitely gotten that from Brandon, Like Oh, are
you tired?

Speaker 7 (21:52):
I was talking really hard today. I'm like, I'll kill you.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I just got it a second ago. What did you get?

Speaker 15 (21:58):
So when we went to a break last time, she
said to me, Oh, how long do you have? I said,
I got about eight more minutes. Oh, I got a
couple of things that needs you to get done. I'm working, like,
leave me alone. Yeah, don't talk to me right now.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Stop. Take it a question kind of random? Why are
you cheating with wordle? What is the point?

Speaker 9 (22:17):
Froggy?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
No, I don't cheat? Well, no, not you, Froggy, but
and anyone and everyone?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Why was it stupid? Defeats the purpose?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Why would you even do it if you're gonna cheat? Right? Okay?
Who who do we have? Who's cheating on wordle?

Speaker 7 (22:30):
Never?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
No, you could just be like me and not give
a crap and not even do it.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Now, do you have the three words or the words
you like to use to try to cover the entire spectrum.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
Of a word totally?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Like Alex has good ones, Like the word audio is
really good.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
So is beach or lamps. Those are really good words
to pick too.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Okay, Yeah, words that don't have letters that repeat? Yeah,
I used not use the same vowels. Yeah, snarl is
a good one. Yeah, get the R. Yes. But people
who want to cheat with wordle I just don't know.
I don't get it. I don't know no offense. I'll
be sure you're a great person.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
There are whatever game you can find online, there is
also an app that will help you cheat at that game.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
It's terrible words with friends.

Speaker 9 (23:13):
I stopped playing with certain people because there was one
coworker who I was like, you don't even know that word,
stop it, and she would come back with these amazing
responses and I wanted to poke her in the eye.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
There is another reason why you should be looking at
the world through rose colored glasses. They are telling us
that optimism is the secret to healthy aging. Absolutely later, sorry,
I got a bounce.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Happening.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Researchers Boston University Madison studied over two hundred and fifty
senior adults over fourteen years to see how being optimistic
can affect your health without doubt, with clear evidence, researchers
conclude staying optimistic about life can help people cope with
stress better and as a result, avoid some health risk

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as they age.

Speaker 9 (24:01):
Totally true.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I could see that.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
Yeah, I mean, you know, they always say, when you
worry about something, you're just putting yourself through it, over
and over and over again. Cross that bridge when you
come to it.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Twenty one year old woman went on to Reddit to
talk about her disastrous birthday. She got a lot of
support from people on social media. I'm want to see
what you feel about this. It was her birthday. She
woke up. No one acknowledged her special day at all.
She went downstairs to the kitchen. Her mom was reading
the newspaper, ignored her, even had some demands about cooking
and cleaning. So the day already started off a little off.

(24:30):
It was her birthday. Her dad and brother ignored her
as well. She said. Normally her dad always wished her
happy birthday. Hey, happy birthday, kitten, didn't do it this day.
She felt miserable and ignored on her birthday, and of course,
rather than saying hello, it's my birthday, she just let
it ride, feeling crappy the whole day. She got home,
she had a little small birthday cake for herself. She

(24:51):
opened the door and they were all of her friends
and family to wish her a surprise.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
Oh good, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
She should have known something was well.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Turns out ignoring her uh was of course an intentional
part of the plan. Yeah, she was not happy at all.
She left, She walked out, went to McDonald's, got a
happy meal, and she was like, no, that was not
a birthday surprise. That was a prank.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
What people online blowing her up with messages agreeing with
her what she was. She was right to leave the bash.
She was right to get out out of there. These
people pranked her and pulled a horrible joke. I would
be relieved.

Speaker 7 (25:26):
I would think that's so sweet.

Speaker 9 (25:27):
And they all put effort in all day because it
was probably difficult for them too to not acknowledge her,
knowing she's sad about it, and then they surprised her
with something wonderful and she walks out. I think that's braddy, Yeah,
that's yeah. I agree with Dandy's going to be harder
than that.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
What's that scary?

Speaker 14 (25:42):
I feel like if you don't make a big deal
of your own birthday, no one else will.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Do it for you. Because you're your biggest fan, you're
your own champion.

Speaker 14 (25:49):
You know that people that celebrate on social media it's
my birthday month.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
You have to do that and then people jump.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
On, Well, I don't think you should have to do that.
I think was to celebrate you. They should just do it, right,
should But people.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Are into themselves, they're not into you.

Speaker 17 (26:02):
Know.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Okay, well then hey guess what. I guess this is
how we weed out the friends.

Speaker 12 (26:09):
I still think the person that pushed you into this
world should get a present too.

Speaker 9 (26:12):
That's what I say all the time.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Celebrate my mom.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
I didn't do anything, seriously, said the woman that had
two babies hergime.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Let me tell you the second one was harder than
the first.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
So come on, hey, did you hear about this playboy
model charging up to two thousand dollars to test your
guy's loyalty online?

Speaker 9 (26:28):
That is a great idea. I tried to tell us
while we should do that and come up with that company,
but she beat us too.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
It.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
That's her Playboy model Instagram star Carolina Lekker is her
name l e kk e R. She's charging women up
to two thousand dollars to approach their boyfriends on social
media and test how faithful they are.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
First of all, okay, you could do that yourself with
a fake profile and not pay two thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
But okay, cool Carolina.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Don't we know someone who did that? Who made a
fake profile for someone?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
We do?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Remember curiosity Pepe.

Speaker 7 (26:57):
I have lots of people.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yes, who I don't know. I can't read it if
you can't say it all because I can't.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Say the name.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
But people know who is.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yeah that's not nice.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
But somebody did that to that person.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah it wasn't me anyway. This model lives in Barcelona,
claims to have earned about ten thousand dollars so far
from the loyalty testing service, money she intends to spend
on further enhancing her looks in some way. This is awesome, Heidi.
We have so many things for juggling, so many topics. Hi, Heidi. Hi,
So which of all of the above are you calling about?

Speaker 26 (27:36):
The word words to start with?

Speaker 17 (27:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yeah, it's good to try to cover all your bases
and to get as many letters out as possible. What
word do you love? What's your suggestion?

Speaker 13 (27:47):
Well?

Speaker 26 (27:47):
I could never solve wordle and it was making me irritated,
so I googled the best word to start with, and
wordle experts said crane is the best word to start with.
And since I've used it, I've started winning. So crane
tacos is a good one.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Too, Crane and tacos.

Speaker 9 (28:06):
That's not as bad though, if you're just trying to
guess a word to start with, as much as the
people who go and figure out what the actual word was.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
And then I I guess it and t he tries liar.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Very good, Heidi? Are you addicted? Are you wordle? Every day?

Speaker 26 (28:20):
Every day?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
There you go? All right, look, thanks for listening, Thanks
for not ruining today's word. We appreciate it.

Speaker 26 (28:25):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Have a good day, you two. We have people here
in the office that love to ruin Ah, today's word is.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, you're like, who do we ruin it for? Was
it scary?

Speaker 9 (28:34):
I ruined it for scary? Y? Yes, it was intentional.
I regret nothing.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Uh what else? I have a whole list. You should
have the values on Monopoly the game boards same today
as in nineteen thirty five. I should know I was there.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
That's yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
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you didn't learn in school. Let my best friend Patty
Steele and her podcast The Backstory with Patty Steel be
your guide. What are you working on Patty.

Speaker 27 (29:04):
Can you imagine chasing a Macy's balloon through the streets
of New York City and trying to catch it as
it fell to earth to get a prize. Sounds kind
of dangerous, but folks did that one hundred years ago.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
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Listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcast.
Liking up.

Speaker 22 (29:34):
All of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Can I start my day with the day?

Speaker 11 (29:42):
Tell mister in the morning show?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
You know, we sit in this room, we love each other,
We know each other very well. You know, we have
so many people listening to the show, and we want
to get to know the people who are listening to
our show as well. Like this, and it just came
out of nowhere. Where I will ask a listener a question,
they will give an answer, and then will go around
the room. Then gandhi, you have to base your next
question on the answer they just gave.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
Okay, Okay, I like this.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
All right, this is how we get to know someone.
Larry King. I don't know if you knew who he was.
He was a great interviewer and he always said there's
no reason to prep for an interview. Just have one
question ready to go, and every question you asked for
the next hour is based on the answer they just
gave you.

Speaker 9 (30:24):
Okay, that's cool, very interesting, right, yeah, all right, and
it shows that you're listening.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I'm sure, what'd you say. I'm getting to know you,
getting to know about you. Good morning, Bethany, I think you.

Speaker 8 (30:39):
Might mean Stephanie. Oh, Stephanie, good morning guys. You guys
have no idea how long I've waited. I have called
you guys thousands of times, and my boyfriend is very doubtful,
like you're not going to get through, and oh my god,
you just showed him wrong.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, it's so good to have you,
and it's time for us to get to know you,
because you know what, getting to know you makes us
feel real Keen, all right, Stephanie. I'm gonna ask a
question and you give it an answer, and all you
do is just sit there and let us just fire
some questions at you. Okay, okay, all right, Stephanie. You're

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from Cleveland, by the way, listening to Kiss ninety six five.
Thank you for listening to us, Stephanie, what do you
do for a living?

Speaker 8 (31:24):
I'm a tattoo artist.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah, alright, gandhi.

Speaker 9 (31:28):
All right, man, there are so many for this one.
What the craziest tattoo you've ever put on someone's body?

Speaker 8 (31:36):
I actually did a bloody tampon on somebody, and then
I also got tattooed seven wieners on my own leg.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
Okay, oh oh, I wish I had the follow up
to this.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
Yeah, I can send me an email address. I could
totally send you a picture of my wieners.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Okay, well, and I'll do the same. What is your
follow up for, Stephanie?

Speaker 15 (32:01):
Now, those seven wieners that you tattooed on your leg,
did they represent seven different people?

Speaker 23 (32:07):
No?

Speaker 8 (32:07):
No, no, it's just I'm a very weird person and
that's just one of the things that I collect. And
my boyfriend saw this picture on mine, he goes, you
need this, and I'm totally agreed. I needed this, So
I tattooed it on my thigh.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Oh my god, I love it. By the way, just
a little pause in the action. I'm loving stephan Okay. So,
based on that answer, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (32:28):
Okay, so you said that you are a weird person
and you collect things. So what other weird things do
you collect?

Speaker 8 (32:35):
Animal bones? I actually have a raccoons wiener bone, and
I yeah, I'm just yeah, I doal.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Hey, by the way, another pause in the action Diamond.
You just redeemed yourself. This is all right wiener bones, Nate.

Speaker 13 (32:52):
Okay, question where did you get the raccoon wiener.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
Bone at a tattoo convention?

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Gets weird? All right? Scary? Scary?

Speaker 14 (33:04):
Follow up on the tattoos convention? What other types of
conventions have you been to?

Speaker 20 (33:11):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (33:11):
Comic con?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah, very nice? All right, my turn. I guess God,
I wish I could follow up on the wiener bone
comic con. What is it in your life Stephanie, that,
in your opinion, that has led you down this pathway
to these interesting unusual Uh. I don't want to say fetishes,
but uh, interests and like comic con and tattoos? Like

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what what's your in your background made you who you
are today?

Speaker 8 (33:39):
I think that it has to do with a little
with my grandmother and my mother. My grandmother was a seamstress.
My mother took over that, so I learned how to
sew crochet, crossed itch, needle point I can pain. I'm
a jack of all traits and I used to draw
all the time, color anything crafty, and I was just
meant for this was a calling for me.

Speaker 9 (34:01):
That is so awesome. So do your mom and your grandma,
who you got all of these wonderful skills.

Speaker 7 (34:06):
From, know about your Wiener tattoos?

Speaker 28 (34:09):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (34:09):
Yes, yes, my mom thinks I'm very weird, but she
wouldn't have me any other way.

Speaker 11 (34:13):
Nah.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Wow, she seems pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
All right? Is your follow up? Frog?

Speaker 15 (34:17):
You seem to be very open. Is there anything you
don't tell your mom? You've told her about the seven Wieners?
Is there anything you're holding back from your mom that
you'd like to.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Share with us?

Speaker 23 (34:25):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (34:25):
No, No, I tell my mom everything. Every grewsome little
piece of my soul. My mother knows.

Speaker 12 (34:33):
Oh wow, Danielle, So do you think you got this
from your mother?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Is your mother just as weird as you are?

Speaker 8 (34:42):
She's getting a little more weirder in her old age.
I had to bring it out of her.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
All right, the follow up from Nature? Okay, your mom's weird.

Speaker 13 (34:52):
If your mom this may be a yes or no question,
but I want you to elaborate.

Speaker 16 (34:56):
If your mom asked for you to tattoo a very
private part of her body.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Would you do it?

Speaker 29 (35:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yeah, okay, elaborate, Please elaborate.

Speaker 8 (35:07):
I am all for body positivity and if this would
make her happy and feel comfortable in her own skin,
by all means, I will do whatever it takes to
make my mother happy.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
All right, another loop. I think we should on that
scary follow up.

Speaker 14 (35:21):
So what advice do you have for people and women
about body positivity?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Let's take it there.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
Probably just make sure you are comfortable with yourself. Don't
let anybody tell you otherwise. If you have a boyfriend
that says, oh, you shouldn't get this as a tattoo,
it wouldn't look right. Dump them right there, because they
don't want to be with you. They want to be
with the essence of you. And if they can't accept
you for what you have on your body, what you
look like, they're not the right person for you. They're

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supposed to build you up, not break you down.

Speaker 21 (35:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Wow, Stephanie, you are just amazing. You were amazing, all right,
So let me follow up on that. I don't want
to get too dark, but if you go dark, that's
where we're going. So was there anything in your life,
any any major, major moment in your life that made
you go, wait a minute, I get it now, now
that this has happened, I now love myself and treat

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myself differently. Was that was there a moment that was
a turning point in your life?

Speaker 8 (36:20):
My child? Giving birth to my eight year old and
I did that with no epidural so I felt every
ounce of pain. And he is the one that changed
my life around for the best.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
All right, Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
That's wonderful. Okay.

Speaker 9 (36:33):
So what was your life like before your child that
you feel like maybe he needed to change or if
you felt.

Speaker 11 (36:39):
There was good everything.

Speaker 8 (36:42):
Everything. I was going down a very destructive path with
destructive people, and that surprise just turned me around because
all I wanted to be was a mom, and now
I get to be a cool mom. He's the coolest
kid in school.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Wow. Okay, your follow up, Froggy.

Speaker 15 (37:02):
So, with him changing your life the way he has,
do you try and steer him to stop from the
things that maybe you thought bad paths you were going
down that you'll steer him in a better direction.

Speaker 8 (37:13):
Yes, And I also try to give him other outlooks
that he could do any other way to express his creativity.
That would be in a healthy way instead of being destructive.

Speaker 12 (37:25):
All right, follow up, Danielle, So does your son use
you as show and talent? Say, hey, look at the
penises on my mom's leg.

Speaker 17 (37:32):
You know.

Speaker 8 (37:33):
We tell him not to discuss what tattoos I have,
but he does. He's my biggest advocate. He my mom's
tattoo artist. He tattoos everybody. He's going to tell everybody
our life story when he meets them. One second, all right.

Speaker 13 (37:49):
Follow up your tattoo artist. Your mom's a tattoo artist.
Has anybody ever come into the tattoo shop and just
point at the wall and say, give me that one
and what was it?

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Not that kind of I'd like to make and customize
the pieces for everybody else. So I'm not like, here,
pick this off the wall and I'm gonna tattoo on it,
or someone brings me a picture of a tattoo that's
already someone's tattoo. I'd rather create it and remake it
into my own, you know.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Okay, I'm glad it's my turn now. Stephanie, By the way,
having so much fun with you. Thank you for spending
time with us.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
I'm having so much fun with you. Guys, you have
no idea, you.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Know what, you seem like such, you seem so well
connected to the people you're talking to, because obviously you're
connecting with us in tens of millions of people right now.
So if so, if I walked into your your business,
and this is kind of where I am with the tattoo,
I'm fifty something years old, I still don't have one.
I want one. Oh my goodness, I can't land on

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the one I want. What kind of psychology what kind
of conversation do you have with someone to like me
to help make me figure out what tattoo I should get.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
I feel like you should get something that's definitely meaning
to you. Not your significant other's name, because that's always
a bad juju.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
For relationship, yes, ma'am.

Speaker 8 (39:07):
But get something meaningful that could represent you, your pets,
your your significant other or deceased one, something that you
won't regret. I got all the tattoos that meant something
to me, and now I'm getting the tattoos that don't
mean anything. Just make sure that you focus on something
that you were going to want to look at for

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the rest of your life, because once it's there, you
can't change that.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
You give you a winger elvis. I already have one.
So I'm on Instagram looking at street tattoo? Is that you?

Speaker 8 (39:42):
It's actually tattoo slap, tattoo tatt underscore.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Okay, so lap forget? I said that. Okay, she just
told me one more round because I'm having so much fun.
She just told me the philosophy of what I should
go through in order to chuse the tattoo. So pick
it up, scary, Well, did I skip you last one?

Speaker 17 (40:00):
You did?

Speaker 14 (40:01):
Okay, so give us give us another positive, awesome philosophy
of your life that has nothing to do with the tattoo.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Something different.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
I don't know. I mean, my wife is literally tattoos
and my child and I like.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Your blue hair.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
By the way, I think we can leave it at that.
You all right, it's tattoo underscore slap. How did you
choose tattoo underscore slap? That sounds fun?

Speaker 8 (40:27):
Well, tattoo of course, because it's tattoos. But my name
is Stephanie Lee and Persowski. So my initial spell slap.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Okay, that's perfect. I love it. You know what, Stephanie,
you are so much fun to talk to you. Know what,
I'm so glad we got to know you today. I
know there's much more. I know that was just the surface.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
She's You're beautiful, beautiful, thank you, great and blue beautiful.
Oh I love your coraline one. It's so cute.

Speaker 21 (40:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (40:55):
That's my girl, Megan. I love her so much.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Okay, and again, if you want to check out Stephanie
on it, it's tattoo, underscore slap and you know what,
it's been fun getting to know you. We could do
this without this dumb song. Stephanie, you have a great day.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Okay, thank you so much. I'm so happy. I hope
you guys have a great day.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Because of you. We now will thank you very much.
Say say thank you again to Stephanie Diamond. She's all yours.
That was great.

Speaker 18 (41:26):
Haha, laugh, Bunny, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah,
this is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 21 (41:36):
Look.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
In the old days, someone at work would come in
with the sheet of paper saying, Hey, my kid's selling cookies.
You want to buy some, It's gonna send them all
to Iwan. Okay, great, But now I got this text
the other day from a friend saying, hey, I want
you to buy some cookies from a kid's school. I'm like,
here we go, and you have a friend scary that

(41:58):
sent you the same exact link for the same thing.
Tell everyone about this is infuriating.

Speaker 14 (42:02):
Yeah, just yesterday in the group chat of twenty guys,
my friend drops the link and says, hey, do a
good thing for my son's cookie sale, could you please?
So we all clicked on, and I'm like, oh, I'll
buy some cookies. Then it leads me to a link
and a checkout of a bakery of gourmet cookies where
it's six cookies which I got charged forty six dollars

(42:23):
from the bank from Bank Cookies who banged me out
for forty six dollars.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Bank Cookies are fabulous.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
They really are. They're beautiful. But I'm saying, now.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
This kid, the kid didn't even know, has no clue
who I.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Am or that I even made this purchase.

Speaker 14 (42:38):
All he sees is he's on the tally board that
he went up by forty six dollars because his father
dropped it in the group and we all had felt
compelled to do this.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
So we're all buying cookies.

Speaker 30 (42:48):
Now.

Speaker 14 (42:48):
We got hundreds of dollars worth of cookies out there
that are coming. But I'm saying, where are the days
of the five dollar box?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Where are the days of like unpacking cookies and handing
them out and.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Doing real work? Okay, so you hear the scary's voice,
don't get Danielle started on popcorn.

Speaker 12 (43:03):
Oh my gosh, so I love I mean, I really
love the ones that the boy Scouts give out, you know,
but there's a different gourmet popcorn thing going around the
other day, my girlfriend, who I love, she says, hey,
can you buy some no problem there.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
It was for cheerleading or something. I click on it.

Speaker 12 (43:22):
Three bags And when I tell you, these bags are
tiny bags.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
They're not big bags. It was sixty something dollars no,
And I'm like, what off? And I'm like, okay. She
is so lucky that I love her and her little ones.

Speaker 12 (43:35):
Because I was like, okay, well, you know, and I
was like it was cheaper to buy the three bags
than just the one bag.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I'm like, forget it.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
So you still need to look. You know, you're helping
some organizations that probably probably deserve it, of course, but
this is highway robbery.

Speaker 9 (43:48):
Yes, Gandhi, I got got for a ninety dollars ten
of popcorn ninety bucks.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 9 (43:54):
So they actually rang the doorbell at my sister's house
and I thought, oh, you're actually making some effort buy
something from You bought the stupid tin of popcorn ninety dollars.
And then my sister texted me the next day that
I made her house a mark because I bought that.
And the kids keep coming back, keep coming back.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
That's what happens. That's what happens when you feed the
neighborhood cat. They keep coming back.

Speaker 7 (44:15):
It is a scam though.

Speaker 9 (44:16):
The link is the worst, Like they're not even working
at all for this.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
They're just coming over, like give me the money.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
The kids don't know. The kids don't know. Here's the thing.
This started years ago on our show, and it actually
became kind of a funny thing. Girl Scout Cookies. It
got to the point where no, stop texting, stop asking
Uncle Elvis to buy your girl Scout cookies.

Speaker 11 (44:35):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I'm glad you're listening. The only exception I make is
if I buy them, if they send them to the troops. Yeah,
and by the way, if one person texts me right
now to buy them. I will do it. But if
you fifty of it the first one through, good, you're in.
I'm gonna buy some cookies for the troops. I don't
even know if they're selling them until they sell them.
Me you around now, I think so anyway, But to
get four cookies for one hundred and seventy five dollars,

(44:58):
that's insane, insane, ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (45:01):
Hundreds of dollars in scotti these kids.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
I'm done today.

Speaker 12 (45:03):
I'm done eight dollars on his daughter cookie dough that
wound up going bad and I had to thrown in
the garbage.

Speaker 31 (45:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 25 (45:10):
Man, but they're so worth it that Elvis, I didn't
ask you this time. I bypassed you. I asked her,
Thank you, Jack, I feel bad.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Is here the thing? If if your kids are playing
on a softball team and they eat jerseys and they
put they put our logo on them, I'll buy them
because we get logos many times.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, for dodgeball team. You've done that right, all right?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Before we take a break, uh, Nate's wearing a little
sign that says, ask me about my crushed ball? Did
you see what happened?

Speaker 13 (45:39):
Did you see my face during the last break?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I did your eyes rolled back in your head and
then they came down and they were crossed.

Speaker 16 (45:45):
So I crossed my legs and my pam wearing slightly
tighter pants.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Rightly, I crossed my legs.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Somebody need me in.

Speaker 16 (45:54):
The ball moose knuckle CRABBI going on on, yes, like
somebody just kicked me right this sack. I haven't had
pain like that since probably sixth or seventh grade, when somebody.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Actually did that. Nate, have a question, why are you
still wearing pants that tight? They make make my butt
look good? What do you want from me look good?

Speaker 12 (46:15):
She always wears pants one size smaller than they should be.

Speaker 15 (46:19):
Yeah, No, there's other pants like like, there's others who
like that, Like Jack Archer makes pants that are tight.
They'll make your butt look good, but they've got room
and they're kind of stretchy in the crotchet.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I don't care you need that. I think someone my assumption,
someone has a straight Nate voodoo doll out there. Yeah,
that could be happening, you know, don't.

Speaker 18 (46:38):
Answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
All right, today's phone tap from our friend Garrett. All right,
here's what happens our listener, Kylie wants to phone tap
her sister, Stephanie. Stephanie is hosting Thanksgiving this year, and
since Kylie's at college, she's only to be a perfect
opportunity to play a little joke on her sister. So
Garrett's going to start to call to Stephanie pretending to

(47:03):
be Kylie's new boyfriend who will be joining them. Let's
see how this works on today's phone tip from Garrett listening.

Speaker 11 (47:10):
Hello, Stephanie, This is Stephanie.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Is this Oh hey Stephanie, what's up? My name is Schmid.

Speaker 32 (47:17):
I would yeah, I Kylie didn't talk to you.

Speaker 33 (47:23):
I haven't talked to her to day.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
Are you a friend of Kylie's?

Speaker 3 (47:26):
I'm her boyfriend.

Speaker 32 (47:28):
She invited me over for dinner, so I kind of
I went through her phone real quick, but I figured
i'd call you just to say what's up and introduce
myself and stuff.

Speaker 33 (47:39):
Does she know you went through her phone?

Speaker 32 (47:41):
I'm sure she does real cool like that, you know,
ever since we met in class in class? Okay, no, no,
I'm the teacher's aide. I'm a grad student.

Speaker 33 (47:52):
I'm sorry, I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I teach her class.

Speaker 33 (47:55):
You teach her class. How old are you anyway?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Thirty eight?

Speaker 11 (48:01):
So you're thirty eight years old.

Speaker 32 (48:03):
I was just wondering if we can go over some
plans for Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 33 (48:07):
Well, wait for Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 33 (48:13):
She hasn't spoken with me about that yet.

Speaker 32 (48:15):
I have a glute analogy, and I just wanted to
make sure that use the proper breadcrumbs because I can't
have with me, I can't have wheat.

Speaker 33 (48:23):
You know, I need to talk to Kylie about this.
I really appreciate the phone call.

Speaker 32 (48:29):
Do you have a problem because we're sleeping together.

Speaker 33 (48:32):
I need to speak with Kylie, But apparently your phone
or her phone is near you.

Speaker 32 (48:37):
Can I at least bring my pet, my pet snake?

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Okay?

Speaker 33 (48:43):
You know, I'm really sorry. I need to speak with
my sister before you speak to anyone else in my family.

Speaker 32 (48:49):
What am I supposed to do with mister slinky?

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Oh?

Speaker 31 (48:53):
My job?

Speaker 32 (48:54):
All right, So here's what we'll do. We'll call her back.
I'll have you call and try to, uh just ask
her what's going on?

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Right?

Speaker 19 (49:00):
Awesome?

Speaker 21 (49:04):
Hello?

Speaker 9 (49:06):
Hey, Sepe, Hello, what's up?

Speaker 6 (49:10):
What's up?

Speaker 33 (49:11):
Your boyfriend just called me?

Speaker 8 (49:13):
Tell me?

Speaker 34 (49:13):
Oh?

Speaker 33 (49:14):
No, I told him not to call you. No, you
know what, I don't even want to hear about not
to call me. How did you happen to start dating
a person that is teaching your class?

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Wow?

Speaker 35 (49:25):
I mean he he's not teaching the class, he's the
teacher's aid.

Speaker 33 (49:29):
I mean, it's thirty eight years old. I don't care
he is something in the class.

Speaker 35 (49:34):
Well, I was studying at me and he said that
he could help me. And then, you know, I'm thinking
that you're another and it's college and.

Speaker 33 (49:41):
We just look together. How are you talking about this?
Isn't this no big deal? They ain't heart taking amage
of you. I ain't calling you now.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 33 (49:52):
You are nineteen years old, he's thirty eight. He is
taking advantage of you. Well, first of all, I didn't
know he was thirty eight.

Speaker 10 (50:00):
Okay, I thought he was like twenties.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I would still have a Justin be the poster on
your dorm wall. I know, you get there are lots
of grown adults who have.

Speaker 33 (50:08):
Justin Bieber, So that's not really fair to say.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
It is totally inappropriate. There's nothing okay about your boyfriend.

Speaker 11 (50:15):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I wanted to bring him roll.

Speaker 36 (50:17):
I wanted to throw one.

Speaker 35 (50:19):
Okay, I think personally that he and Dad have a
lot in common and could probably talk about. I mean,
they're like the same kind of books, the.

Speaker 33 (50:24):
Book day football, what I mean, Dad gonna talk about
the same Cross Dade doctor that they use. Are you
kidding me? He's closer to Dad's age than he is
to yours. Well, but I'm very much sure for my age.
You know that, very much sure for your age. He
teaches your class. This man is complete letch. He's a pervert.
Don't you see that? I lean on the phone because

(50:47):
he had gone to your phone.

Speaker 11 (50:49):
He loves me.

Speaker 33 (50:49):
Schmid would not do that. He is a crazy person.
They make movies about what he's done to you. And
did you know he has a pet snake? That's just weird,
Like who has a pet snake? And he called me
and talked about this. This is a gluten allergy. As
if I care, you want mine? As soon as I
felt out about this, he is gonna kick your ass

(51:10):
and you know it.

Speaker 32 (51:11):
Stephanie Mom, Hey, Stephanie Kyle, Stephanie, my name is Garrett
from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you Scott
a phone tapped by your sister side.

Speaker 33 (51:21):
The phone tapped me, Oh you are so go Oh
my god, I can't You're such a jerk.

Speaker 11 (51:33):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 24 (51:36):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by autharticipates.

Speaker 18 (51:40):
The Elvis Soran phone tap only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (51:55):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
I had a whole list of things to talk about today.
See bad sex with a coworker. Oh see, Oh, it
wasn't that bad when we did it? Stops, Yes, it
was too too much.

Speaker 10 (52:13):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Kind of on a serious note, have you have you
ever had to tell someone to stay away from you
for good? Like, have you ever come to like a
point in your relationship with someone, a friendship right, and
you're like, this person is toxic. I don't have room
for them in my in my mind or in my heart,
I don't have I don't have the whatever to deal

(52:38):
with them.

Speaker 12 (52:38):
I had to do it because someone stepped up the boundaries.
So I was I was very close friends with this guy,
and Sheldon and I were dating, and at one point
I think he knew Sheldon and I were getting serious,
and so he took it upon himself to tell me
how he felt about me and write me a letter
and all this stuff. And it got to the point

(52:59):
where I said, we can no longer be friends because
you stepped over that boundary. And Sheldon wasn't coomfortable and
I wasn't comfortable. And the saddest part is that we
were so close, we were.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Such good friends, and I hear that.

Speaker 12 (53:11):
We haven't talked since. But I mean, you know, he
unfortunately did something he probably shouldn't have done.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Wow, that sounds serious. Yeah, what if it's just through
a life of separation. I have a friend who had
a cousin in the family and they haven't seen this
cousin in a long time. And then out of nowhere,
they said, let's call him see if he wants to
come over. And the guy said, you know what, let's
just stay away from each other for good. We really

(53:39):
have nothing in common.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
I mean you could easily just say no, I'm busy. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. But no, it was like,
we have nothing in common. I really don't have any
any room in my heart or in my head for you.
I'm so busy, so let's not worry about it. Let's
just agree to go separate ways.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I think that would definitely happen.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
We're definitely And it is kind of a clean way
of taking care of it, like okay, done.

Speaker 12 (54:03):
It is And I think at certain points in your
life you do have less in common with people that
you had things in common with at one point. If
you have kids and they don't, or if you know
they move and you don't. I mean, there's all kinds
of things that happen in life.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
All right. I have a list of people I want
to do just too, would you? And none of them
are in this room. You could make a phone call
for me. This is one of those things in life.
I mean, do you really I don't know, do you
really want to cut cut it off cleanly like that?
But then you never have to worry about it again,

(54:38):
or you feel like a schmuck, You're like, man, never mind,
I'll just I'll just run away from them every time
they text me melody, Oh sorry.

Speaker 12 (54:45):
I feel like most of the time it's one person
calling the breaks, not.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Not both people.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Probably, yeah, have melody from Jacksonville to Online twenty. You
actually had a friend break up with you? Is that true?
Is what happened?

Speaker 23 (55:03):
Well?

Speaker 22 (55:03):
I had she was a super good friend and I
just had a span of years where a lot was
going on. My mom passed away. She was there. I
danced in her living room the night before my mom's funeral.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
Late, we've had.

Speaker 22 (55:20):
Sick kids together, blah blah blah. But then she was
just like, after a while, she just said, you have
too much. And she had smaller children after you know,
she had like another baby, and so she was just like,
I can't do it anymore. I can't deal with Yeah,
she was like, I can't handle my own stuff, with

(55:40):
my own special needs child and my new baby and yours.
And so she was just like, I just let me
have it. Let me sit back and let me deal
with my life, and then when I'm ready, I'll give.

Speaker 30 (55:54):
You a call.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Okay, Well some question, did she did she drop her
other friends? Or was it you in partic kid? Are
you you just brought too much angst into her life
or something? How did she explain that if she.

Speaker 22 (56:05):
Didn't, I just she just she was just like, let
she sent me a text message and she was like,
let me be honest. And so I don't know. I
just so I gave her you know that, I just
didn't respond back. I'm just like Okay, well if she
if she loves me, yeah, yeah, this could be weird.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Did that make you feel like like, okay, what did
I It made you start processing it like what did
I do wrong? What's I don't know?

Speaker 21 (56:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (56:30):
Or how can I be a better friend? How about that?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (56:34):
See, it's good that that's how you took it and
you weren't like so pissed off and angry like if
you took it that way and thinking like okay, maybe
I did do something.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
I have a good self esteem, right, and you probably
have other friends in your circle, so you're fine, You're good.

Speaker 22 (56:49):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 37 (56:50):
I have I have a couple other friends.

Speaker 22 (56:52):
I have purple purposeful friends. How about that?

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Yeah, that's very important. And you know, keep in mind
she could be going through something that we don't understand,
so I don't know anyway, Well, Melody, sorry you got dumped.
It's gonna be okay. But you sound like you're totally fine,
and so I like hearing that in your voice. That's cool,
And thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 22 (57:14):
Of course I do every morning.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Thank you. Have a good day, you know, because right
now I'm thinking, you know, a lot of us are
coming out of the pandemic. During pandemic, we just shut
it down, right. Yeah, Then all of a sudden, all
the pressures are back. The calendar is starting to fill
up again. More people have expectations for us, and we're
just accustomed to sitting on the couch and just being independent,
right and living in our own little bubble, on our

(57:39):
own little island. So I have found that since life
is starting to come back, it's a little frustrating. And
I don't have I don't have the space in my
life for a lot of the things and a lot
of the people that want that space. Yep, So this
is interesting. Yeah, what's up frog, Elvis?

Speaker 15 (57:55):
Have you ever gotten upset with somebody and said something
that you probably didn't mean?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Never, So we.

Speaker 15 (58:04):
All know the person that I was friends with and
I had a disagreement with her and I told her
I don't ever want to talk to you again. That
was about ten years ago. We never spoke again after
that conversation. Ever, she took me up on that offer,
and that was it. And at that time I meant it,
but I didn't think it was going to go that way,
and it did. And so you got to be careful

(58:26):
when you tell somebody, Hey, I'll never want to talk
to you again.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
They might take you up on that, So be careful
when you do that.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I would hope you don't say unless you mean it.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Yeah, yeah, don't don't. Don't shoot that bullet unless you
want to hit the target. You know what I'm saying.
I see that, Yeah, I did. I don't know. I
just see the beauty in cutting it off clean, cleanly.
If you know that, it's they're not going to serve
any purpose in your life in the future, and you
really aren't going to really want to be there for them.
If God forbid. They do have an issue, right, so

(58:56):
you gotta find a way to let it go before
it gets nasty. Hey, Kristen is Online twenty two had
to go her separate ways from someone. The problem was
it was her neighbor. That's really close to home, right kristin.

Speaker 37 (59:10):
A little like right next door, Hi, guys is a lot.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Hi, that's got to be very very very very strenuous
on you having a neighbor you cut off. So things
were just not going like you wanted them to go
as far as the friendship goes.

Speaker 37 (59:25):
We had just in like a three year history a
couple where she sort of just went off on me
for a different and I'm a very kind person and stuff.
But then one Christmas she left and sort of told
me that and said she had a dog sitter. So

(59:45):
it was over a dog, and I didn't see anyone
go by. So I spent my time just sort of
going over there to keep her house and making sure
and still didn't see anyone coming by. And then I
confronted her with it. I'm very nicely over text message,

(01:00:07):
just saying this is this is not acceptable. You know
some people, you know, in so many words, you shouldn't
have a dog. So she took offense to that, and
and there it goes. And she told me that, you know,
stay out our business, and she has enough friends, and
I said, cool, I'll put your teamre mailbox.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
And that was it.

Speaker 28 (01:00:30):
It sort of and we you know, will be out
working in the yard at the same time. Sort of
you know, just ignoring another human person, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
That is somewhat uncomfortable. Yeah, but when when you have
them as a neighbor, that's a whole new concept. Like wow,
but look, you know, you just don't see an eye eye.
Just because we're both humans doesn't mean we hate each other.
It's just we're just not supposed to be around each other.
We're not meant to be friends. And as soon as

(01:01:05):
you can buy into that fact and that concept, you're
good let it go. Like, Okay, we just are meant
to be I have one friend from my past, it's
the same thing Kristin, not a neighbor. But we just agreed.
We just we agree that we're never going to agree
on anything. We don't we don't have the same expectations
from life and this and that, so we just let's
just call it today. And actually it was. It was

(01:01:27):
relieving to be able to just let each other go.
I don't know, well, good luck with that. Either you
move or you just see you're out there gardening every day.
What are you gonna do? You know?

Speaker 17 (01:01:36):
Right?

Speaker 37 (01:01:36):
But I just I just need to say that that
if anything happened, I would go to a rescue if needed.
I mean, I'm not I'm not that crass, but.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
No, I got that, and I would hope that would
be the case with her as well. All Right, Kristin,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 37 (01:01:50):
Okay, you got it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
So that's it. Wow, you know who I'm talking about.
You have that list of one or more in your
life that you just don't want to deal with anymore.
It's messy, It can get messy trying to get rid
of them, and there's guilt and whatever at play, But gosh,
don't you deserve to live cleanly? And I'll have to
worry about them anymore.

Speaker 17 (01:02:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Some people think that's a very cold way of looking
at it. Someone actually sends a text and what friends
don't last forever? I never knew. Well, no they don't, No,
they don't, they do not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
They can also do things to mess it up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
And you're like, yeah, by bye, all right, this is
a heavy conversation. Hope we're not depressing anyone, anyone sad.

Speaker 12 (01:02:30):
I think we're going to make people make these calls today.
Someone's getting that call this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
At least, at the very least, d you'll reevaluate your relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Yeah, of course, Elvista Ran, if you think she should suffer.

Speaker 18 (01:02:48):
Elister Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis ter Ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Let me ask you this, am I am I weird?
If I have to retie my left shoelace, I then
retie my right one, even if it didn't need it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:09):
I don't know if that's weird.

Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
You might have a touch of the OCD.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Yeah, do you think so? Maybe because I know I've
done this other thing, this OCD thing for a while
where if I'm walking down the staircase and my left
foot kind of brushes on a step, I'll have to
brush my right foot on the next step to eaven
it out. Okay, am I OCD.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
That's a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:03:29):
I feel like everyone has a little bit of something
OCD in them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
I do tons of stuff like you, Like if daniel
walks in this door over here, she can't leave this
room unless she uses that same door.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Got to go out and well out the way I
came in, Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Do you have any OCD things?

Speaker 9 (01:03:47):
I'm trying to think I I don't think so. But
now that Danielle said she thinks everyone's got something, I'm
gonna have to think about it. Yeah, Like, what do
I have to do?

Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
I don't know. I'm kind of just like MAO, whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
I have another one. I won't swear in front of
someone unless they swear first, and then it's full throttle.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:04:07):
I don't think that's OCD though, I think that's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Sort of reading the room, kind of testing the waters,
not OCD.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
I put all my jewelry on in an order, okay.

Speaker 12 (01:04:15):
Always, I start with certain things first and always, and
if I do it wrong, I will take pieces off
and put pieces back on.

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
Yeah, that's so.

Speaker 9 (01:04:25):
That's what makes it a difference between sort of like
a quirk and OCD.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
Right, yea.

Speaker 9 (01:04:29):
With OCD, it's going to get in the way of
you doing other things during the day if you don't
do it this way, right, I don't think I have anything, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Plenty of other disorders. I just don't know that any
of the let's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Talk about disorder. Do you want to speak? What's your disorder? Everyone?
Come on, give me your disorder. And I'm not saying
that you know, having OCD is a disorder necessarily, but
maybe it is.

Speaker 12 (01:04:51):
Well, the D is a disorder, yeah, and it can
be facilitating for a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
You know, D is the disorder. I forgot about that.

Speaker 17 (01:04:59):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
You know what, as long as it doesn't get in
your way of moving forward in life, you're okay.

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
Right, right, do what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Right. What about you, Froggy, do you have any weird disorders.

Speaker 15 (01:05:09):
Yeah, Like I'm a little bit of a perfectionist, and
at the same time, I will overthink if some is
not going well, it's all that's on my mind all
the time. I cannot move on, and it gets in
the way of me going through my day, which is
which is definitely a problem.

Speaker 9 (01:05:26):
I sort of think my disorder might be the exact
opposite of this, where I really underthink most of the
things in my life, and then I get to the
place where I'm like, well, I can't believe I didn't
think about this. I'm very much like cross that bridge
when I come to it, and then I'm always surprised
by the bridge.

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
So that could be a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Scary, But you've got a disorder A trade, Oh, I
definitely do.

Speaker 14 (01:05:46):
I have this thing where every hangar in my closet
has to be of the same type, like so it's
all white wood or brown wood, and each shirt needs
to be facing in the same direction as the next one,
and I organization.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
And and oh and the collars, God forbid.

Speaker 14 (01:06:06):
When I hang up my jackets in the closet, if
a collar is one part is flipped up, I have
to make sure the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Collars are down.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
So they don't like land a position because otherwise it'll
it'll get rinkled.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Right, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 14 (01:06:18):
Everything needs to be so orderly in my closets, which
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Find that disorderly at all.

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
It seems like you're neat and.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
I dry clean my jeans.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
What okay, well you lost me there? What about you, Danielle.
Other than all of the.

Speaker 12 (01:06:35):
About that's it, just little things like that. That guy
ill During the day, I'll do something and I'll go, Okay,
did I really need to do that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
I will tell you this though, danielleud we're talking. If
Danielle walks through that door to come in the room,
she has to walk out that door to leave. What
what is it in a text? What if Danielle comes
in but it's not an exit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
That's different. No, that's different.

Speaker 12 (01:06:58):
I'm talking about like when I walk into work, I
walk in the state Like Jim Kurr is so kind.
He's always trying to hold the other door for me,
and I go, Jim, you know the rule and he goes,
oh yeah, sorry, let me get the other door. But
if it's an exit at an entrance, I'll do it
the correct way, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Nate, do you have one.

Speaker 16 (01:07:16):
Not OCD related, But you guys have alerted me to
the fact that I will just bluntly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Say things sometimes. Oh yeah, you have no filter. I
just you know, it's just old age. I of old
age or stroke one or stroke number two. I don't know.
But I'll just say stuff.

Speaker 16 (01:07:31):
And then I'll be sitting there or standing there and realize,
did I just say what I said?

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
I want to tell you this, you do have a
dad thing when you drink. Sometimes before it's between sober
and trash in the middle, you act like a dad.
For instance, We'll all be sitting at a table eating dinner,
and he's had a drink, okay, just one, and they
come here, they come with the tray of food. He
will announce to the table, all right, everyone, get ready,

(01:07:58):
the food's arriving. He does, you do? He does? Have
you guys noticed that he has these dead things.

Speaker 7 (01:08:07):
I'm gonna have to pay attention to this now.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
I do tend to do that, right. I want.

Speaker 16 (01:08:12):
I want to try and make sure everybody's aware of
certain things.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Right, Like the other night, it was you, Lee Shreger
and me sitting at that little table having dinner at schaefifi,
which is a delicious meal. The couple sitting next to us,
I mean it's very close quarters, right, Nate starts having
a conversation with this woman and her husband right about
I don't know what it was. The leftovers, Yeah, yeah,
he see. He will say something like, wow, those leftovers.

(01:08:37):
I bet you're gonna have a great breakfast. I'm leave
them alone.

Speaker 28 (01:08:41):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Well, I you know it was.

Speaker 16 (01:08:43):
The lady was older, right, so I look at her
and I do the whole I'm looking at you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
I see. Don't take my bag, right, hcause they have
little hooks on the sides of the table so you
can hang your purse or you can hang your leftovers
in the bag. He's like, I'm watching you. I'm watching you,
so you don't get my bag of he was with yours.
I'm like, don't take leave them alone.

Speaker 9 (01:09:05):
He's mister Hibachi. He's the guy who.

Speaker 16 (01:09:07):
Every you love me, you hate cut it up with everybody.
Every I'm like my little team, you know for sushi.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
I told you guys, but I'll say I'll tell you again.
We were out having sushi for lunch one day and
there was a woman sitting by herself at the table
next to me, next to us. I didn't get one
where I was just by myself the whole day, I
mean the whole lunch. He was constantly talking to her
and just like making snide little you know, a little cute,
little flirty jokes.

Speaker 11 (01:09:36):
Flirty.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
That's his flirty personality.

Speaker 9 (01:09:38):
Everyone, is it you flirting with like whomever will speak
to you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Yeah, pretty much. I've flirted with somebody. Over the weekend.

Speaker 13 (01:09:44):
I had to call customer service for a credit card
thing and she goes, this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Is Valerie, can I help you? Oh Valerie, that's my
favorite Steve woodwind song. Oh my god. Oh yeah, what
I was talking about.

Speaker 16 (01:09:55):
So I'll play it for you and I my sons,
and I was playing it for over there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
It's a rock conversation.

Speaker 9 (01:10:04):
No, you should be allowed to call the cops on people.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Oh I have another one.

Speaker 14 (01:10:08):
Another thing at the tables with group dining. Oh my god,
I cannot have an uneven amount of food, like numbers
of items. So if there's four of us and there's
five egg rolls, I'm like, oh my god, what's gonna
go on with that fifth egg roll? So I have
to cut it in like four pieces. So everybody gets
a p it's crazy. I'm nutsy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Now, I didn't know that about it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
You're not nuts, but you're yeah, you're nuts. And I'm
the consolidator.

Speaker 14 (01:10:29):
I can't if things are like you know that, I
want to make more plates empty so they could take
them away.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
You do?

Speaker 11 (01:10:35):
You do?

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
You are? You are the mother hen of the table.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
I don't know why. It's just visually it doesn't look right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
So I'm like, it doesn't talk.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
I get nervous when I see that stuff, like it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
O my lord, Okay, well okay, so we all have
our thing. It's okay, okay, so hear me out. Ready,
every time you get dressed in the morning, do you
stop and remember that if you die, that's your ghost
outfit forever. What do I have to repeat that?

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
I've never thought about it.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
Objection is that the rule?

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Whatever, whatever you're wearing when you die, that's your ghost
outfit forever. I mean, like all those people at like
the Haunted Mansion at Disney, Yeah, they all died in
those club the party.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
So I don't well, I don't know what are you
wearing today, frog.

Speaker 15 (01:11:31):
Just like a pair of regular shorts and a hoodie
like a golf hootie. And I don't want to die
today in this, Okay, I.

Speaker 9 (01:11:37):
Would be very happy with this outfit. It's very comfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
It is very comfortable, a cow door shopping ball T shirt.

Speaker 9 (01:11:44):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I died in heels.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Yeah that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Okay, Well, I don't know if it puts strain on
your legs and things when you're dead, Danielle, I love
what you're wearing.

Speaker 12 (01:11:56):
It, to be honest, I'd be okay with what I'm wearing.
It's very comfortable. I like my jacket, you know choice.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (01:12:03):
Yeah, So wait, if I died in my sleep like
four hours ago, I would be for eternity in a
T shirt and no underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Exactly. You'll be Donald. You'll be Donald Duck and Donald
Duck and it is a ghost, I mean through eternity now.
So really, if you want to take this concept deeper,
how do you want to be remembered fashion wise when
people see your ghosts? So you know, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, So maybe this is reason to dress

(01:12:32):
great every day because you never know when your time is,
when your time is up, and you're gonna wear that
for the rest of your life or well, the rest
of your death. I mean whatever you would say that.

Speaker 12 (01:12:42):
I mean I'd be okay in my yoga pants and
my edge sheer and sweatshirt. I'm be okay with that
as well. You know, I'm not gonna you know, I.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Haven't heard a lot of reports of naked ghosts, and
I know a lot of people die in their sleep.
So hmmm, something to think about.

Speaker 9 (01:12:57):
Well, so I guess it kind of depends on the
type of ghost you're gonna be. Like if Nate wanted
to be a scary ghost and he's Donald Duck in it,
that's not scary at all.

Speaker 7 (01:13:03):
That would make me laugh it although would make.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
You laugh depending on what's below.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
Yeah, for sure, I.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Want to ghosts make that sound anyways? Why can't I
just use my normal voice? Why do I have to go? Okay?
So you're gonna walk in with a T shirt and
no pants? Yeah, no underwear?

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Please?

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
I'm dead. If you want to be a ghost, you
gotta am I.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Gonna turn white.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
I just you're pretty white right now? You're wow? Do
you mean trench loocent? Like a jellyfish?

Speaker 15 (01:13:44):
What?

Speaker 17 (01:13:45):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:13:45):
You just never really hear about modern day ghosts. You know,
you don't hear about the ghost and the hoodie. You
hear about the ghost in some crazy Victorian outfit, which
is terrifying.

Speaker 7 (01:13:54):
Would a hoodie be terrifying?

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:13:56):
And then how can some ghosts look nice because your
face and some of them look busted?

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Well, I do depends on how they died. I guess
it also depends on what they were wearing when they died. Now,
what if someone showed up and I know this, what
if someone showed up wearing Shawn John I'm gonna get
out of here, get out of my house, banished, stupid?
All right, So keep that in mind as you get dressed. Uh,
maybe too late for today or tomorrow. If you pass
away while getting through your day, that's that's your ghost

(01:14:25):
outfit forever.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Wow, mind blown? Yikes?

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
Would you be okay with the outfit you're wearing? I know,
I like it?

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
I mean, it's just a little casual. I wouldn't mind having,
you know, a little McQueen.

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Hey, Jeff, Jeff, how are you els? Are you taking?
What are you wearing right now? Jeff? Because this is
what you're gonna wear forever? More in your ghost outfit.

Speaker 38 (01:14:55):
What well, right now, right now, I'm actually walking out
a rail trail Gandhi wearing some exercise clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Okay, was this? How is this how you wish to
be remembered? Because if some that's not that bad of
a thing. Yeah, I guess this would be okay.

Speaker 38 (01:15:11):
But I was just wondering, like, what happens if you
if you get taken to the hospital for an emergency
and they cut off your clothes and their efforts fail.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
And then you die.

Speaker 11 (01:15:21):
Are you naked?

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I guess so ghost? But then again, as I said before, Jeff,
I have not heard of a lot of reports of
naked ghost running around. Maybe those are the ghosts wearing
Those are the ghosts wearing sheets? Oh yeah, it's like
either they stole sheets off a bed because they were
very modest, or they were like KKK members, I don't
know when they passed away.

Speaker 38 (01:15:41):
Anybody watched Ghosts on the Ghost TV show, That's that's
kind of like everybody on Ghosts is wearing what they
or when they died. So that when Guy's just wearing
his underwear and uh, like the dress shirt and tie.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Yeah, it sounds like you're you're definitely getting your exercise in.
We can hear you your breathing yet. Well that's a
good thing. At least you're not dead if you are right,
I don't know. And well, anyway, so Jeff, you got
a point. You should let them, you know, just as
a lot of people in the hospital they have do
not resuscitate as their command. Do not undress me. Oh yeah, yeah,

(01:16:21):
keep me, keep me, keep me clothed, make it really difficult. Jeff, Hey, listen,
thanks for listening to us. I love how you start
your day with a walk. No, so this used to
be a is it an active rail road track or
is it just abandoned? So parts of it are abandoned.

Speaker 38 (01:16:39):
There's also a like a park here where they have
a steam train that takes people on tours. But it's
actually the route that Abraham Lincoln took up. Came up
from like Baltimore, headed towards Hanover and then headed west
for the Gettysburg address.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Wow. Well, you know back in the day when presidents
the only way that out around what's by rail. Of course,
they made speeches on the back the back of the
kaboose car in many many towns across America and including
that route you're on right now, that's so cool. I
love that history. It's great. We need more of it. Jeff,
thank you for listening to us and hit the trail man.

(01:17:17):
It's good hearing from you. A great day of all
you too. Take care well, all right, keep in mind
what you're wearing now. If you die today, that's you
for eternity.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
That would be a swift kick in my ass.

Speaker 12 (01:17:26):
Let me tell you if I died barefoot, when I
have all those shoes in the closet, man, that would
not be.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
That really goes against you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
I'd be like, can I go back and just get
one pair?

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Done? Done? You're done?

Speaker 18 (01:17:41):
Elvis Dan Oh, here he is Man the Morning Show,
Elvis Terran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Hey, here about this restaurant. They're not letting kids under
ten into the restaurant. Oh period period. They announced this
new rule on Instagram and Facebook, acknowledging that the ban
on young children was likely to upset some patrons, while
saying it needed to take control of the situation. Let
me quote them. They say, we love kids, we really
truly do, but lately it's been extremely challenging to accommodate children.

(01:18:21):
They had high noise levels, in sufficient space for high
chairs and servers who are cleaning up crazy messes. I know.
I have many friends who work in a restaurant business,
and for some reason, especially on brunch Sunday, parents bring
their kids in and they while they drink and get drunk,
the kids throw cheerios all over the place. Yeah, my
friend floor, Yeah, my friends Steam said, we don't even

(01:18:42):
serve cheerio no.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Because they bring their own Most parents bring their own
kids snacks.

Speaker 9 (01:18:46):
When I was a waitress, we used to argue if
a table of a family with like little kids came in,
we'd be like it not it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Well, I know, but parents, you know, to deserve a
nice day out. And look, when I was a kid
I went out to eat with my parents, I wouldn't
even look at my parents the wrong way I was.
I've never left the chair. They never let me walk around.
It was always it makes two of us. Yeah, theyst
to nail us to the friggin chair.

Speaker 17 (01:19:10):
Right.

Speaker 9 (01:19:10):
That's not how it is anymore though, because a lot
of people, like you said, parents need to day out,
and a lot of people will take it as this
is my time out. Somebody else is cleaning up after me,
so go ham and you are digging cheerios out of
the carpet behind the booth.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
You know, Also, children running around the restaurant create a
legal liability, putting servers carrying trays of food and drinks
at risk.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Your kids should not be running around a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Well, they shouldn't, right, It's not the kid as much
as it is the parent.

Speaker 12 (01:19:33):
There you go, right, And if my kid ever made
a mess, I would leave an extra tip because I
think that's just what you should do with theves.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Really, I don't think they usually do. But see down
in Tribecca where I live. I mean it's on Sundays,
it's it's very unusual not to have your foot run
over by a stroller because they're all out. And then
you know where do they park the strollers out front?
Like those on the sidewalk. You can't get by because
there's strollers everywhere. But they just of a day out,
but they but they do get loaded because they don't

(01:20:02):
drive in the city. They just push the stroller and
they get drunk and go home.

Speaker 12 (01:20:06):
I don't see a problem with like, you know, having
maybe a couple of hours where it's just adults, you know, no,
kids like having certain times of the day. But I
don't think your establishment should never allow children unless it's like,
you know, a boozy place where everything just bar wasted
like a bar.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
I could just see the kids throwing spaghetti at each other.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Spaghetti fight, what's that, Nate?

Speaker 16 (01:20:29):
I love watching the parents that actually care after their
kids make a mess the kids. One parent will take
the kid to the car, and then the other parents
stays and cleans up.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
When I was a.

Speaker 16 (01:20:39):
Server, I loved that person, like they actually respected the
fact that it was them that caused the mess and
you're not responsible for it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Yeah, it's true. You'll be a parent one day, really,
and so you know, do like is something I don't know?
His mom and dad and my mom and dad did
nail your kid to the to the chair.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
That happened with us too.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
We were scared to even breed during breakfast, exactly, breed, breathe.

Speaker 17 (01:21:06):
B.

Speaker 18 (01:21:08):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap
all right into the phone tap?

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Whose phone tap is?

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Oh it belongs to Froggy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Froggy really years Froggy. Phone taps are always festive, So
what our our listen. Their page called this.

Speaker 15 (01:21:23):
She's been telling her mom that there is a service
that brings a live turkey to your house on Thanksgiving,
and her mom wants nothing to do with this service.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Turkeys are nasty. No one wants anything to do.

Speaker 15 (01:21:35):
So I call us Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys, and I'm
ready to deliver the turkey on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
All right, Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys is calling in phone tapping,
let's listen. Yeah, I'm looking for Gail.

Speaker 15 (01:21:49):
Yeah, this is Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys. I'm coming to
deliver your Thanksgiving turkey in a couple of weeks. Just
wanted to touch base with you before we head on over.

Speaker 10 (01:22:00):
I didn't order a turkey.

Speaker 15 (01:22:02):
I need to get a time you're going to be
home so that before I can deliver this turkey, because
delivery in your area on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
The same day.

Speaker 21 (01:22:10):
I didn't order a turkey.

Speaker 15 (01:22:11):
Yeah, were somebody to order the turkey for a Gal's
here at Thempson and needs to be delivered on Wednesday,
the day before Thanksgiving, and I'm coming to your house
to deliver.

Speaker 11 (01:22:23):
Hello.

Speaker 15 (01:22:24):
Yeah, I think we were disconnected. This is Tommy from
Tommy's Turkeys. Somebody's ordered it free as a gift. R.

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
Pultiply name name my daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
I don't know I've got it.

Speaker 21 (01:22:33):
I got to talk it.

Speaker 15 (01:22:35):
I've got a forty five pound live bird right here
that I'm bringing to your house.

Speaker 11 (01:22:41):
It could be alive.

Speaker 15 (01:22:42):
You wouldn't want it to be dead now thanksgiving us
in a little ways away.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
It wouldn't be fresh, But no.

Speaker 33 (01:22:48):
One wants to be the turkey alive.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Now, I'm going to handle all of.

Speaker 30 (01:22:52):
That well an apartment.

Speaker 15 (01:22:55):
I promise you right now, he will not be alive
when he gets on the table.

Speaker 33 (01:22:59):
Him he's gonna kill this turkey.

Speaker 15 (01:23:03):
No, I'm gonna I'll take care of all that. You
don't worry about any of that kind of stuff. All
I need is to finish up the form of payment
prior to arriving at your residence.

Speaker 33 (01:23:13):
I thought this was a kiss.

Speaker 15 (01:23:15):
Well, it was only a percentage was paid for it
to secure the turkey, because you know there's not a
lot of forty five pound birds running around rampant.

Speaker 8 (01:23:24):
Okay, so how much is this gonna cost me?

Speaker 15 (01:23:26):
Well, they put down a two hundred dollars deposit. I've
already got that cleared. That's a deposit. I'm gonna need
the remainder. I'm gonna need the remaining eight hundred dollars
in order to start my trip.

Speaker 22 (01:23:43):
What a.

Speaker 15 (01:23:45):
Thousand bus I'm coming from a long distance, like ten
states away. You'll be paying for lodging for me and
your turkey. That's the only way we can get there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
I didn't order this turkey.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
It's a gift. Do you get worked it out?

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
I'm gonna pay you a thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Do you work it out with the gift giver? After
I get it? I'm not.

Speaker 33 (01:24:10):
Hello, I say, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
This's some idiot keeps calling me.

Speaker 33 (01:24:16):
Do you want to bring a turkey for? Yeah, it's
sposed to be a surprise.

Speaker 9 (01:24:21):
What I gotta pay a thousand dollars for?

Speaker 11 (01:24:24):
You're welcoming?

Speaker 6 (01:24:25):
I'm I don't want to.

Speaker 21 (01:24:27):
You know you ordered?

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Somebody even tell me what's along with you?

Speaker 11 (01:24:31):
That's what a surprise is?

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
Mom?

Speaker 33 (01:24:32):
I thought you he's happy.

Speaker 12 (01:24:35):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 29 (01:24:36):
What are you doing things behind my back?

Speaker 36 (01:24:38):
And then I gotta pay a thousand bucks?

Speaker 33 (01:24:39):
What do you think money grows?

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Eye?

Speaker 33 (01:24:41):
I'm helping you.

Speaker 11 (01:24:42):
I'm helping you.

Speaker 33 (01:24:43):
You are not helping You should be saying thank you.

Speaker 30 (01:24:46):
This is my gift is not a thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:24:49):
All right, he's showing up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
I'm gonna pay him a thousand bucks.

Speaker 33 (01:24:52):
I gotta put him up local way.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
He's forging a wife bird in my apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
What are you crazy? Listen, I'll cut you a discount.
Here's this time. Instead of a thousand.

Speaker 15 (01:25:02):
Dollars, Instead of thousand dollars, how's about you give me
four hundred and I'll eat Thanksgiving dinner with you?

Speaker 30 (01:25:13):
Going on?

Speaker 15 (01:25:14):
This is Froggy from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Mom,
and you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 18 (01:25:18):
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Speaker 24 (01:25:27):
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The Elvis Teran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in.

Speaker 11 (01:25:35):
The Morning Show.

Speaker 18 (01:25:38):
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Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
So it wasn't that long ago. We were talking about
Christmas trees, live Christmas trees, bringing them into the house,
setting them up, decorating, and you find a critter in
the tree and Gandhi. Yeah. Of course the rest of
us were, no, God, we don't want that to happen.
I want to find a raccoon in my tree. Gandhi
would pay my to have a tree in her house. Yeah,
with a critter living in it, right.

Speaker 9 (01:26:04):
Like a woodland creature, like a squirrel, a raccoon. I'd
be fine with a possum nk, Yeah, like.

Speaker 7 (01:26:10):
The cute sloth, a hedgehog. Yeah whatever.

Speaker 12 (01:26:13):
Okay, what about a bunch of spiders that just start
Is that a woodland creature?

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
I don't think creature.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
How about an opossum?

Speaker 30 (01:26:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Absolutely, it's so irish.

Speaker 7 (01:26:23):
I would scare it all day. So it faked dead?

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Bobby, Yes, okay, So we have some people we found
that have actually found creatures in their trees. You want
to hear from someone, yes, okay, let's go talk to Lorena.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
Hi, Lorena, how are you good?

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
How are you doing great? Doing great? So Gandhi has
this dream of putting up her live Christmas tree and
finding a critter in there. Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:26:51):
Absolutely, yeah, okay, this has happened to you.

Speaker 31 (01:26:55):
Yes, yes, well the last Christmas tree, that was the
last one. After that issue. We put up the Christmas
tree and decorated it all. And the next morning I
woke up, I went to the living room and had
paid baby praying mantis all over the living room.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
Oh how many baby praying mantises manticize?

Speaker 31 (01:27:19):
It had to be like, it had to be like
a thousand because the full all my it was two
windows that had in the living room. The curtains were filled,
I mean completely filled.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
That is so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
Thousands in the curtains about it.

Speaker 9 (01:27:35):
I think the praying mantis is one of the most
beautiful insects them. I mean, listen, well, we take them out,
but how cool for a moment, like how cool?

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
No, yes, it actually it was.

Speaker 31 (01:27:46):
I don't have any issues with bugs, like I don't,
you know, unless it's something attacking me. I let them out,
you know. And the thing is that when we saw it,
I felt so bad because it was December, it was freezing,
and I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
What did you do?

Speaker 31 (01:28:01):
So my husband, well, I had to let them out
because I couldn't save them in anything. And you know,
I was looking for the mama and I couldn't find her.
So I was like, oh no, so we had to
put them outside. So I don't know, they probably didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
I'm not I'm not a I'm not a praying mantis expert.
I mean, wasn't the tree outside and you chose it
and it was cold there. Well, yes it was, Yeah,
you're right, it was.

Speaker 31 (01:28:27):
But they were in probably.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
The little the little cocoon.

Speaker 31 (01:28:32):
Or whatever it was, because they when I brought him
in the warm house.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Okay, So, but when you're setting up the tree and
decorating it, you had no clue you didn't see any
playing mantis because if there were thousands of them, were
they inside them?

Speaker 31 (01:28:45):
Because it was it was inside. So it probably was
you know, on the on the uh, on the tree itself,
not on any of the branches, so I think that
it was on the actual you know, trunk of the tree.

Speaker 12 (01:29:00):
You know, when my mom was a kid, a praying
mantis jumped on her lap while she was on an
amusement park ride and she jumped off the ride and
some got somebody caught her.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (01:29:14):
I don't know how high up the ride was, but
it landed on her lap and she that was it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
They're not much dangerous humans far little kid.

Speaker 9 (01:29:22):
It's dangerous and scared, more dangerous and jump off rides.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
They're very very like out of space. Looking. Here's the thing.
Had you found one praying mantis, will you be okay
with that? It was it was the multitude.

Speaker 31 (01:29:35):
It was the Yeah, it was a lie, and it
was more, you know, because I was like, I didn't
know what to do with it. And it was not
just one or two, there were thousands of them. And
this was before we had the phone that I could
have taken a picture, because I wish I could have
taken a picture of all of that that was.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
My husband was like, oh my God, get them out.
Praying mansions are supposed to be very very lucky and
they're very very very spiritual animals. Creatures. I say, they don't.
They have no clue ab spirit. But anyway, that's I
think that's cool. But you have said you will never
ever have a live tree ever again because of this situation.

Speaker 29 (01:30:10):
After that happened.

Speaker 31 (01:30:12):
It was actually in an apartment, so we moved and
I just didn't get another live tree. It was like
I was after that, I was like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
Know if I want another live tree.

Speaker 31 (01:30:22):
So I just had a little three foot tree that
was perfect for us.

Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
Man, I don't know, it sounds lucky to me. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Thousands I thought it was amazing. You're nuts.

Speaker 9 (01:30:32):
When would you ever see that again in real life?
You probably will never see something like that again. So
like one time in your home, it was differences.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Lorena had hers in her house with the front door.
You live in an apartment with no windows that open.

Speaker 9 (01:30:45):
Sure, I'd move, but I think that I would like
it for the moment that it was there.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Okay, okay, live for the moment. I will thank you, Lorena,
have a great day.

Speaker 30 (01:30:54):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
I don't know. So finding a critter in the tree,
this is it happens all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:31:00):
I have a list.

Speaker 9 (01:31:01):
Do you want to hear some of the things that
people have found in trees? I am not making this up.
A koala wow, yeah, A raccoon, apossum.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
Okay, all three of those could hurt you.

Speaker 9 (01:31:12):
They could, Yes, A sparrow hawk that sounds like it
could claw your eyes out. A copperhead snake, oh no,
Insects of all types. You've got spiders, mites, praying manta's
egg cases, bagworms, birds, salamanders.

Speaker 7 (01:31:26):
I mean, you name it. It could be in that tree.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Well, this thing has been growing up in forests and
in fields, yeah, for months and months. So put an
opportunity to get some livestock going on the bigger critters.

Speaker 12 (01:31:39):
I don't get because I feel like they you're moving
the tree from one location to another, they would get
scared and like jump out or leave the tree, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (01:31:49):
Like they hid because they were like, oh, what's happening,
climb a mout and grab.

Speaker 14 (01:31:54):
I got a question about sanitary conditions here, don't they
don't they hose.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
The tree down before they give them to you?

Speaker 14 (01:32:02):
Is there some kind of a process it goes to
between the time it's cut down and.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
You can cut down your own tree, you know, you
can go to a place. I understand that, But.

Speaker 14 (01:32:09):
Like when you see trees all lined up waiting to
be taken home, did they go through some kind of
a process or I mean, I know it's the tree.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Well hold on, well we'll find out right now. Let
me turn on a Scotti button on is yes, I.

Speaker 7 (01:32:23):
Can't imagine they sanitize the trees.

Speaker 25 (01:32:25):
What's up, Scotty. They don't hose them down. You literally
cut them down. You put them through the little netting
tube and it nets it up and they throw it
on the roof.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Let's just taking that there's no hosing down of trees. Scary.

Speaker 14 (01:32:35):
I'm asking only because many of the tellings, you know,
solve some of these issues.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
I don't want termites roaming around my house.

Speaker 25 (01:32:41):
And they're not sprayed with any pesticide or anything. They're
just it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
And you know, and a water hose is not going
to get rid of termites. Water hose may not get
rid of koala bears. I mean they grab on.

Speaker 9 (01:32:50):
Let me say, if I came home and there was
a koala in my home?

Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
Best Christmas ever?

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Do we have koalas living in the Australia?

Speaker 7 (01:32:59):
Okay, it would be amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
I want a kangaroo.

Speaker 10 (01:33:02):
I want out?

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (01:33:05):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
I mean the trees on Megan's farm, I mean do
they have they found critters in some of these trees. Yeah, okay,
well no, it's natural. I would die.

Speaker 25 (01:33:14):
She actually, she was showing me a pod on one
of them, said, you know what's going to come out
of those aunt spiders?

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Spiders?

Speaker 20 (01:33:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Yeah, so you really do they check for pods sometimes? Yeah?
You gotta look. You gotta check the trees. After the
tree is chosen, before it leaves, you should check. Let
me check. It's like you know the nurse at school
checking for lights exactly. So okay, any other fun ones.
Hold on, I have another call. See let's talk to
Bridget High. Bridget Hi, So you had what in your

(01:33:41):
real tree?

Speaker 34 (01:33:43):
I had wolf spiders in my real tree.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
What's a wolf spider?

Speaker 34 (01:33:48):
The wolf siders that you guys see outside, like on
the ground that like those big ones, big ones, Yes,
those big ones. A bunch of them came out.

Speaker 7 (01:33:58):
Yes, you don't want to play with it. I mean,
they're not spider.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
So how did you.

Speaker 34 (01:34:05):
Find a bunch of There were babies and then there
is like a big mom on them, and it was
just infested with the babies all everywhere they bite.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Is not considered dangerous to humans that a bite can
cause pain, swelling and redness. And it's in your living
room right above that Christmas gift for grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Oh wow, I would.

Speaker 34 (01:34:27):
Not No, I would not get another tree again because
of that reason. It was about few years ago when
that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
How did you get rid of all these wolf spiders?
And you think you got rid of all of them?

Speaker 34 (01:34:38):
We didn't bring it in our house.

Speaker 11 (01:34:40):
We just let that out.

Speaker 34 (01:34:41):
We forget it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
Yeah, I got it all right. Well, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 29 (01:34:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
I'm keeping my fake tree. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:34:52):
I want to hear something slightly more unhinged.

Speaker 18 (01:34:54):
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when the morning show is finished.

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Speaker 15 (01:35:13):
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Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
Wake up now.

Speaker 11 (01:35:24):
This ran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
I've noticed that, you know, every once in a while,
we have to kind of self police this place, as
all businesses should. I mean, we are really truly in
the well, we're in the customer service business here. Have
you noticed that this is part of what we do hospitality,
that we're in the hospitality business. So what can we
do to improve Let's take a look in the mirror, long,

(01:35:52):
a long look in the mirror at ourselves and see
if we're doing all the right things as a business
to make sure our customers are happy. Please welcome to
let me speak to the managers.

Speaker 11 (01:36:06):
So feel for you to.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
Text us now or at fifty five one hundred or
call us at eight hundred two four two zero one
hundred maybe you need to. Also, you can speak to
the manager using your talkback feature on your iHeart radio app.
If you're listening to us on the iHeart radio app.
You hit that little microphone and say, hey, let me
speak to the manager, and then speak to the manager
and we'll try to address it. Okay, let's get that rolling.

(01:36:30):
Any internal conversations about customer service and those policing ourselves, anyone, Yeah, yes, yes, Nate.

Speaker 16 (01:36:35):
I feel like we've got to pat ourselves on the
back for some things. Right, Say what remember the incident
with the ruining of the shirts and some people on
the staff not wanting to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Well, yeah, let me explain that when we give away
shirts and stuff people say hey, can you ruin it
for us? It means they want us to sign it
and ruin it. And so yeah, Scotty b as you
were about to say, just would have none of that
because it makes his day longer. Go ahead and dates
ya yah.

Speaker 16 (01:37:00):
To his credit, Scottie got us a pile of shirts
and hoodies to ruin, and I believe we ruined them, right, Scott,
Not everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
I ruined them.

Speaker 25 (01:37:11):
My goal is to provide superior customer service, and when
I have to rely on other people, it gets messed up.
I chip the regular ones out day off, but when
they have to be ruined, they sit around and so
far I don't have Diamond, Josh, Andrew, Abby Deanna on
the sweatshirts. And I asked Gandhi if she would sign
the cards and she's like, yeah, I'll do it in a minute,
and never did so, Like, oh, now, so there's about

(01:37:32):
twelve winners just waiting for weeks and weeks and weeks
and weeks card people that don't want the actual apparel ruined.

Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
Okay, wait, hold on, you're gonna ruin a card, but
that makes no sense. So anyway, that's why I give it.
I know, Okay, I think in order to look out
for each other, maybe you shouldn't bitch and moan quite
so loudly.

Speaker 25 (01:37:57):
But I just want the listeners to be happy, and
this makes them unhappy.

Speaker 12 (01:38:00):
I think there's a way to fix this customer service.
I think we don't ruin them. But if we can
all sign these cards, like ahead of time, we can
put a signed card in with it so that they're
already pre signed, so you could still send things out
on the same day.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
That's saying yeah, but wait, but wait. But that's not
ruining it though, But that's car sty.

Speaker 12 (01:38:25):
They can still wear the sweatshirt and have our autographs
on something else, and the customer service stays wonderful, Why
don't we just.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
Who didn't Gandhi? Why don't we just what?

Speaker 9 (01:38:38):
Why don't we just print the sweatshirts with our signatures
on them?

Speaker 7 (01:38:44):
No one, you have to chase that.

Speaker 12 (01:38:46):
Okay, but that would be a cute idea for a
sweatshirt though, Okay, different, hear this justin Why don't we.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Just ruin them? Why don't we just sign them of
the predicament? It just takes too.

Speaker 7 (01:38:56):
Long, doesn't Then you just put them right here?

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
They didn't stop yelling? Stop yelling? Customer service, bad, bad.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
I have another question about the apparel.

Speaker 12 (01:39:05):
So I really think we need sweatpants, like why don't
we have sweatpants? And then also sizing guys like sometimes
we've got like, hey, we've got extra extra large lift.
Well that's not you know, there's some people that don't
need that size. So let's like help, you know, what.

Speaker 11 (01:39:18):
Do we do?

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
I think you're right, they just care about yelling, Ganda.

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Scary.

Speaker 12 (01:39:27):
You need to do, though, Scottie at that point is
send out a mass text message to everyone that says, hey,
shirts are in the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Sign when you can sure very simple.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
I'm in this is like, don't don't be that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Guy now in the as and when are we getting sweatpants?

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
That's even more okay, Okay, see what's happening here. It's
just the system is breaking down right before our very eyes.
It's not good. This is not goodrum both. We're just
a bunch of crumbums. We can't even get through this
one simple issue we.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
Talked about one n.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
Hey, well listen, thank you for listening to this episode
of the Let me.

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
Okay, well, we'll reconvene.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Let's just give it a rest customer service. That's as
far as we got today. Let me speak to the manager.
We'll bring it back as soon as we can.

Speaker 12 (01:40:24):
We're not when should I bring up the fact that
I think we should have snacks in the studio.

Speaker 9 (01:40:29):
When can I.

Speaker 7 (01:40:29):
Talk to our guest booking department?

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
I know Ghani Gandhi. I saw Gandhi go out of
her way to text some of us about a guest
that we need to have on the show, and she
I watched her in action and nothing happened.

Speaker 16 (01:40:43):
Well, I'm not a request in for that person, and
we're waiting to hear Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
Well, I can't say no, I can't say anyway. I'll
tell you what. Let's just move on, let me speak
to the manager. Was a huge success, I feel, and
I think offering that service to our listeners is it's
a bonus. It's a it's a blue ribbon thing.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
Just then, my friends at HMM are working on sweatpants.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
Look see look at that. See daniel is coming up
with solutions. Thank you, Danielle Job.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
You know what, when it comes to the hospitality industry,
you have all different types of people living with different
types of people for a short amount of time. For instance,
the crew on cruise ships, they signed contracts and they
go out to see and they're with each other. It's NonStop.
They're all hunkered down together on the ship and they

(01:41:35):
get to know each other. I'm sure they have lots
of stories to share. But also you know a lot
of people, for instance, go work at the ski resorts
during the winter and they all have to live in
in housing. And the same for country clubs and things
like that. They write night Froggy a lot of frog.
When it comes to country clubs and golf, a lot

(01:41:57):
of the people who work these courses come in from
around the country and they all live in dorms sometimes,
especially in the summertime.

Speaker 15 (01:42:04):
Yeah, especially when it's when it's you know, when it's cold,
excuse me, when it's just super hot in the South.
They go up north where the clubs are closed in
the winter time, so they're only there for three or
four months and then they go back south.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Yet they do there's an amusement park, so in the summers,
you know that. Yeah, like I know that, uh.

Speaker 12 (01:42:20):
Maurice Peers out in Wildwood, New Jersey, does it. They
have like an exchange program where they have students that
come in from other countries and everything, so they're living
together all summer and then.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
They go back. Yeah, Gandhi.

Speaker 9 (01:42:32):
When we did our off the Grid trip, we were
in a lot of areas where they were camping and
they like camp there all summertime, and one of them
was a whitewater camping area, and our guide said, ooh,
the drama between all of the Whitewater instructors, it was
crazy exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
So that's that's kind of where we were getting on this. Say.
I mean, if it's an old movie, but if you
ever saw Caddy Shack, you see the relationships going on
with all the caddies and stuff like that. Anyway, so
people were texting saying, you know that they've been on
cruise ships, they worked on cruise ships. People talking about
working in resources and this and that. It's all seasonal,
so you're stuck with them and then you never have

(01:43:08):
to see them ever again. So God knows what you
can do and pull off and get away with these.
I mean, for one minute you're like intimate with them,
you have a you have a relationship with them, quote unquote,
and then when the season is done by later never
have to see them again, kind of like the movie Grease.

Speaker 7 (01:43:27):
I don't know, right, has a finite date.

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yep. Have you guys ever done any
seasonal work like that.

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
For a summer?

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
You were a Carney. You never really told that story
to it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
Did you hook up with the other Carney?

Speaker 7 (01:43:42):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
Not waiting for that.

Speaker 21 (01:43:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:43:46):
I worked at It was a fair and I worked
in this this exhibit that had like animatronic animals and
you kind of walk them through the safari. And I've
said it before, I will say it again. Do not
trust rides at fairs.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Okay, I know the.

Speaker 9 (01:43:58):
People who set them up.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Trust us, Terrikay, never trust them. I used to.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
We're each club for every summer. It was a seasonal job.

Speaker 3 (01:44:06):
And see, God, it was gossip. Were you a part
of it?

Speaker 14 (01:44:09):
No, I was just working behind the counter. We're serving
the coffee and sandwiches and all that. So I would
hear the gossip that would come to me, and everyone
would talk about each other, and I'd have to sit
there and keep my mouth shut, and I'm like, oh
my god, that one just talked crap about the one,
you know, five minutes ago.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
So it was like, you know, I lift out of
the sealed.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
Look at I bet look at all these texts coming in.
I've been living at a country club on Long Island
for the summers for past twenty years. Oh god, they
must have a lot of titius. Bill. Here's someone who Danielle,
they did the college program at Disney Disney World. Yeah,
it's the same way, hundreds of college kids together just
for the season. Bam.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Oh man ew wow.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
That's you know, Disney World becomes a much smaller world
all of a sudden, doesn't. Oh we should start a ride.
Here's someone who used to bartend on the beach in
Maine in the summer and then go back to Fort
Lotteral in the winter. So you see these people, they
are your live and then all of a sudden they're not,
so you can get away with all sorts of nefarious acts. Yeah,

(01:45:08):
with these people, I love that. That was what we
did for a living, was seasonal. We could go work
for different radio shows.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
Can you imagine do each other and leave.

Speaker 9 (01:45:17):
Doesn't stop anyone around here from doing what they want
to do anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
Oh, this is true. Yeah, they were the opposite. We've
been together, have been together thirty years, so that's a
long season.

Speaker 11 (01:45:30):
That's funny to me. It's funny when do you have
a sense of humor? El Vis Duran in the Morning Show.
As in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
Show, I was walking around town yesterday. A lot of
people were walking around and joining the outdoors. It was
a beautiful day, a lot of dogs, a lot of dogs,
And at one point in the park I realized there
were six dogs in like one little area, and I'm
just like, I can't go over there because the dog
I'm most frightened of in that pack of dogs.

Speaker 7 (01:46:01):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
Yes, Hey, look if and I have a really best
friend who loves chihuahua. She's only haven't always had chihuahua's
and they've always been mean to me and they bite me,
and I'm like, but they're mean, well, the ones I've
come in contact with the same way, Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (01:46:17):
I am terrified of them. I mean, their.

Speaker 9 (01:46:19):
Strike ratio is out of control, how much they bite people.
And I am you know me, I love to touch
a puppy. I will approach one, and they are the
ones that taught me to stay the hell away because
they will bite the hell out of you. And nobody
does anything about it because they're like little rats and
they think it's so cute.

Speaker 13 (01:46:34):
It's not cute, It's true, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:46:36):
And I have other friends who have pits and they
talk about what it's like it being, you know, an
owner of a pit bull, and a lot of people
have a thing against them because you know, you've heard
the stories this and that. But I love pities. I
think they're great. So that little jewel, that little half
pound chihuahua, Yeah, freaks me out.

Speaker 9 (01:46:55):
And you just want to like, like, man, when chihuahua's
come at me like that, I want to be like,
do you.

Speaker 7 (01:46:59):
Know what I could do to you? I won't.

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
You won't.

Speaker 11 (01:47:02):
They know it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
See they know you won't do it. And if you're
a Chihuahua lover, I'm so sorry, but you know, just
let you know. I'm sure this isn't the first time
you've heard this from yap dog.

Speaker 15 (01:47:12):
Oh. So when I was when I was a small child,
I got bitten by a Pomeranian whose name was Twinkles,
and twin.

Speaker 3 (01:47:19):
A dog named Twinkles ate you.

Speaker 15 (01:47:22):
Yes, And so to this day, you know, I love
my two little Cocker Spaniels and I love dogs, but
if I see a Pomeranian, I'm instantly like on guard, like, okay,
this is the revenge of Twinkles.

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
I mean the kid Twinkles literally Twinkles ate my hand up.
I have that thinking, that same thing about older poodles
because Shauncey, a friend's my parents friend's dogs, Shauncey used
to eat the hell out of my hand. I'm like,
Shauncey would come to me. I didn't even get near Shauncey.

Speaker 9 (01:47:54):
I mean too, I had two giant poodles that lived
next to me when I lived in pember Pines. Man,
those things I think that they thrived on harassing people
and trapping them in their cars because when.

Speaker 7 (01:48:04):
You would pull up, they would just surround you.

Speaker 9 (01:48:05):
You couldn't get out because they were nippy too, and
they were giant.

Speaker 7 (01:48:09):
No thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Yeah, So there you go. Dogs, and we're dog lovers.
I mean, you know what, we love dogs, my little schnauzers.
But you know what, I've had friends who were afraid
of my Schnauzers because they had a bad Schnauzer experience
when they were a kid. So, you know, dogs are
individual beings. I get that they all come from different,
different backgrounds and whatever. Different.

Speaker 12 (01:48:30):
My sister was attacked by a bull mastis Is that
how you say his name? Yeah, when I was babysitting
it or dog sitting it. The dog for some reason
didn't like the smell of her. And oh my gosh,
that I don't even can't even get into details.

Speaker 7 (01:48:43):
Because that's a big one.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
She has scars from it still in her arms.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
There you go, all right, dogs, gotta gotta love them.

Speaker 18 (01:48:51):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phones happened?

Speaker 3 (01:48:55):
Daniel? What's it all about?

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Will it comes to us from Jessica?

Speaker 12 (01:48:58):
She says, my mom's coming in for Thanksgiving weekend. So
my husband, Steven cannot stand her. They don't get along.

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
So I want you to.

Speaker 12 (01:49:04):
Call my husband, tell him my mom's flight home was canceled.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
And that she has to stay a lot longer.

Speaker 12 (01:49:11):
And she's going to start the call, and then I'm
going to hop in later as like the travel agent.

Speaker 3 (01:49:15):
Yep, the evil travel agent.

Speaker 8 (01:49:18):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:49:19):
Let's listen to today's phone tap.

Speaker 10 (01:49:20):
Here we go, Hey, honey, do you have a second.
I just looked mom's tickets and believe put me on hold.
There's something screw up with the flights or you know,
it's so crazy right now it's going on and well
she's not They're not going to be able to put
her on a flight till that Wednesday.

Speaker 21 (01:49:38):
What do you mean to like the.

Speaker 10 (01:49:42):
Week It's not going to be a big deal.

Speaker 21 (01:49:44):
Come on, just there's not one flight that goes out
that weekend.

Speaker 17 (01:49:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:49:50):
That's why I called you.

Speaker 10 (01:49:51):
I didn't understand. She said it was going to be
insanely expensive. They were going to.

Speaker 21 (01:49:56):
Tell this is this is no.

Speaker 6 (01:49:59):
Oh, for God, I can't what do you mean?

Speaker 21 (01:50:01):
For God's sake? I can't know she's not staying to Wednesday.

Speaker 6 (01:50:05):
I know, my mother's a little crazy, but just you know,
a little crazy.

Speaker 21 (01:50:09):
Man. She pulled out a crazy board last time. She
pushes my buttons and she makes these, you know, she
has to make her sweet potatoes, which tastes like I've
been feeding him to the dog for the past few years.
I'm sorry. I love you and I can handle your plum,
you know, just for a little bit of time, but
not for a whole week. Oh my god, I'm being

(01:50:30):
honest with you. I can't do this for a week.

Speaker 10 (01:50:32):
You know, she loves them.

Speaker 21 (01:50:33):
We've fixed the plumbing, Jessica. We spent fifteen hundred bucks.
If she clocked the toils.

Speaker 8 (01:50:38):
She clocked the toils.

Speaker 21 (01:50:39):
That was not about Oh, please come on home, be
coming out of her and get her out.

Speaker 6 (01:50:46):
Hello, I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:50:47):
This is my lesband Stephen.

Speaker 11 (01:50:49):
Are you to get him on the.

Speaker 6 (01:50:50):
Line, because I wasn't really curious what you were saying?

Speaker 11 (01:50:53):
So could you sure?

Speaker 7 (01:50:54):
No, I'll explain it, so, Stevens.

Speaker 12 (01:50:55):
So the problem is is that your wife had booked
your mother in law on a flight leaving to go
back right and unfortunately that flight has been canceled and
I'm trying my best to find something to accommodate you, guys.

Speaker 21 (01:51:07):
You know I'll get a silent license in less than
twenty four hours and I'll fly this plan.

Speaker 12 (01:51:12):
The problem is is that as of right now, there
are no flights that day or for like three or
four days after.

Speaker 21 (01:51:18):
So there's not one flight for three days. It's just
not a way.

Speaker 11 (01:51:25):
Excuse me, excuse me, sir.

Speaker 12 (01:51:26):
I'm trying my best here, and I really wish you
wouldn't take that tone with me.

Speaker 11 (01:51:29):
I would say, you're either you never met.

Speaker 21 (01:51:33):
My mother in law, you've never met me. Okay, okay,
but a flight, there's gotta be a flight. I mean
we got to get her out in the evening or
afternoon or even six in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:51:41):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:51:42):
So I'm okay, I'm trying my best. Give me a
few minutes. I will get back to.

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
You, guys. Okay, I want to cry, all right, hold
on you like it.

Speaker 6 (01:51:50):
Listen like rap.

Speaker 23 (01:51:54):
Day in my life.

Speaker 11 (01:51:57):
You're not twelve anymore.

Speaker 21 (01:52:00):
This isn't a matter of twelve years old. She pushes
my buttons, she starts fights with me.

Speaker 11 (01:52:05):
Jai, I know what buttons off.

Speaker 10 (01:52:08):
If you don't calm down, we'll figure that out.

Speaker 21 (01:52:12):
I've never had a problem with blood pressure and then
every time she gets here it goes up.

Speaker 12 (01:52:17):
Hello, Hello, So I did find something, But okay, it's
gonna cost you a little bit more money.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
And I think you said you don't mind that.

Speaker 21 (01:52:26):
Well, you know, if it's like an extra one hundred
ball or so, I can do it.

Speaker 12 (01:52:31):
It's gonna come to almost two thousand. What come on,
and you'd be sending her first class. She would be
relaxing all the way home back to for Lauderdale.

Speaker 11 (01:52:42):
I think that.

Speaker 21 (01:52:44):
She could be comfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
Then, I honestly, honestly, sir, sir, let's.

Speaker 21 (01:52:53):
Get her off by bus. Can can you put buses?

Speaker 10 (01:52:55):
You're gonna put my mother on a bus?

Speaker 21 (01:52:58):
What's the matter with a bus? They got comfortable.

Speaker 12 (01:52:59):
By So you know, this seat is actually for larger people.
That's why it's a little more expensive. And Lee is
a little bit larger.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
Am I right?

Speaker 3 (01:53:08):
She's a boatswagon.

Speaker 12 (01:53:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 21 (01:53:11):
Here's the bottom line. I don't have two thousand dollars.

Speaker 12 (01:53:14):
There is one other option I'm going to work on,
but you have to give me a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
So just discuss the first class issue. Because if you
were the.

Speaker 21 (01:53:22):
Shuttle, how about a sling? How about a canon. How
about an artillery shell. How about we put her in
a body of an.

Speaker 3 (01:53:29):
ICBM the other option.

Speaker 12 (01:53:31):
Unfortunately, your mother in law would have two layovers and
she would be staying in the airport for about two
hours at one.

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
It looks like about three hours in the nine.

Speaker 11 (01:53:40):
It's not fine.

Speaker 12 (01:53:43):
No, that's about five to six hours of just sitting
around an airport.

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
You're okay with leaving?

Speaker 21 (01:53:49):
I'm okay with it. She can read a book, she
can tell people to cook sweet potato. She can clot
their toilet at the airport.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:53:55):
So basically I should book that one because you can't
have her stick around for a couple of extra days.

Speaker 21 (01:54:00):
I cannot have her there for an extra few days.

Speaker 11 (01:54:02):
Okay, you've got yeah, thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:54:04):
So why don't you just write the check out to
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
What your wife, Jessica just phone up to you.

Speaker 12 (01:54:14):
God, your mother in law is actually going home on
that Saturday.

Speaker 7 (01:54:18):
Don't worry.

Speaker 21 (01:54:19):
Oh my god, it's Steven.

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
The sweet potato is really that bad.

Speaker 21 (01:54:28):
I really have been feeding my confesses to our dog.

Speaker 11 (01:54:32):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:54:35):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Authorty
says the.

Speaker 18 (01:54:39):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:54:57):
Hey, so, uh, hopefully you you had a nice, safe,
event free holiday with your family, your friends, your friends giving,
your Thanksgiving, your family giving, whatever the hell you did.
Not all of us did. A lot of us had
to take a trip to do you have music for
this scary Oh, we'll use this one all right. So
hopefully you had a nice, safe and sound holiday with

(01:55:17):
your family and friends. Not all of us did. Some
of us had to take a trip to the knock
in the box and the emergency care center, the emergency room,
whatever you want to call it. Thank you to the
men and women who gave up their time and their
holiday to be with us. Yes, to take care of
our booboos and our gunshot wounds, et cetera.

Speaker 9 (01:55:38):
You decided to deep fry a turkey. I know that
that happened. People had to get burned.

Speaker 3 (01:55:42):
Yeah, I don't know. Hey, Nicole, how are you?

Speaker 11 (01:55:45):
Hi?

Speaker 19 (01:55:45):
How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:55:46):
Okay? So did you guys have to run to the
emergency room for some reason?

Speaker 30 (01:55:51):
I didn't, But the day I've just been was giving
my mother in law in the morning, went to the
walk in because on Thanksgiving afternoons she had sliced almost
off her tip of her finger.

Speaker 3 (01:56:05):
She sliced the tip of her finger almost completely off.

Speaker 30 (01:56:09):
Well pretty deep. When she ripped away from the knife
and my counter blood squirted.

Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
Yeah, the cleanup, the cleanup is always hell, isn't it.
I know, here's the I have. I have sliced the
tip of my finger almost off, completely off several times,
and I've noticed it if you just hold it on there,
it grows right back as long as you don't take any.

Speaker 4 (01:56:34):
Bone with it.

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
So how is your mother in law doing? How's her
her falange?

Speaker 30 (01:56:40):
It's fine, fully attached. We used liquid bandaide and then
musico get stitches on Thanksgiving because.

Speaker 3 (01:56:48):
Here's a problem. You just want to be relaxing, because
those are supposed to be the days you don't have
to give a crap. But now you have to go
to the emergency room and no offense. I know that,
you know she sliced the tip of her finger off,
but what about the rest of You had to sit
there and hold her other hand, the good hand.

Speaker 37 (01:57:04):
I know, all right, Thank god, she's okay, right, we're
all good.

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
Thanks for listening to us, Nicole, I'm glad you still
have all your tips. So didn't you have to go
to the emergency?

Speaker 1 (01:57:17):
And I did?

Speaker 12 (01:57:17):
I went to the uh, the walk in medi clinic,
so doctor Scott, who is like my new best friend
and sues me all the time, and yeah, because I'm
still having bad back pains and chest pains. And I
didn't know what the hell was going on because I
had bronchitis recently, so I wanted to recheck and I,
nothing's really there?

Speaker 3 (01:57:35):
You straight in eight? Didn't you have to go? This
is a this is an interesting one and tell everyone
why you had to go to the emergency?

Speaker 16 (01:57:40):
Who I woke up on Wednesday morning and I went
to pee and it looked like rose.

Speaker 39 (01:57:45):
Oh. I'm like, this isn't normal. You know, I've gone
some dedications. I'm like, well, if it says if you're
you're in is this color? Go see a doctor immediately.
So that's what I did.

Speaker 3 (01:57:59):
But you're okay now, I'm okay. It came out clear
like an hour and a half away. Oh, I don't
know what's happened.

Speaker 7 (01:58:04):
Did you bottle any of it?

Speaker 3 (01:58:06):
You know what it looked like Rose so much. I'm like,
I wonder if it tastes like yeah, yeah, what do
you pair that with?

Speaker 19 (01:58:14):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:58:14):
All right, all right, uh okay, let's see. Uh would
you have another line of sho go too?

Speaker 8 (01:58:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:58:21):
Go to what?

Speaker 11 (01:58:21):
Go to one?

Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
Okay, here we go? Thank you? There Rose a p Hello, Dominique. Hi,
all right, so you had to go into the emergency room.
Why why?

Speaker 30 (01:58:30):
I did?

Speaker 36 (01:58:31):
Because my husband couldn't stop popping and we couldn't figure
out what was going on. At first, we thought it
was bronchitis, and we went to the urgent care and
they were like, oh, no, it's just your asthma. So
they made him sit there for an hour and doing
inhaler and we left and he thought he was like
hi because he hadn't done it inhaler until long.

Speaker 3 (01:58:49):
Right, And now we look back and laugh and laugh
and laugh.

Speaker 12 (01:58:54):
Yeah, because those those inhilers, if you've never done them,
I did it for my bronchitis.

Speaker 1 (01:58:58):
They make you sit there for a while because you are.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
So Dominique. It only really took like an hour of
your day and then you were fine to go, right.

Speaker 36 (01:59:07):
Yeah, Yeah, it was quick.

Speaker 3 (01:59:09):
So no big deal, doesn't sound like you were highly
affected by it.

Speaker 33 (01:59:12):
No, no, not me.

Speaker 36 (01:59:13):
It was just it was more my time than anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:59:16):
I know, it was an hour, I know, I know,
but it's an hour of your time shopping. Really, I'm
with you, I'm with you. Interesting the other emergency room visits,
like Amanda, Amanda, why did you have to go to
the er?

Speaker 26 (01:59:29):
So someone put two boxes of Legos on top of
a cabinet in my classroom and they sew on my head.

Speaker 3 (01:59:35):
Oh I've never heard of people being in the head
with legos.

Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
Wait, you got a concussion from Lego?

Speaker 3 (01:59:41):
Usually a step on them and you have to go
to the hospital. Well yeah, but just these boxes are heavy.

Speaker 7 (01:59:44):
Yeah, never get attacked from the top.

Speaker 40 (01:59:48):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:59:48):
So so you're okay now, yeah, I'm okay now on
my way back to work. But okay, Well, how much
time was lost in the emergency room?

Speaker 36 (01:59:57):
I was there for probably it.

Speaker 10 (01:59:59):
Was like an hour and a half.

Speaker 3 (02:00:00):
Oh, it's a long time.

Speaker 8 (02:00:01):
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:00:01):
Then they have other people to look at people with
spurting blood, and I was like.

Speaker 40 (02:00:06):
Yeah, I was like the last of their worries. They
were like, oh, okay, walk in a straight line.

Speaker 3 (02:00:12):
Okay, I got hit in the head with legos. All right,
hello Mike, Yes, yes, you went to the emergency room
for your dog. What happened?

Speaker 19 (02:00:21):
My dog had to go to the emergency room. We
let her.

Speaker 28 (02:00:24):
Out in the yard.

Speaker 23 (02:00:25):
We live in Morristown.

Speaker 19 (02:00:27):
We're in the woods a little bit, and we heard
the screech and we saw her burning black and she
started walking back.

Speaker 3 (02:00:35):
So what happened to your dog?

Speaker 19 (02:00:36):
We're worried she was attacked by.

Speaker 3 (02:00:38):
The attacked by a coyote. No, no, that's not good.
So what what what happened? I mean, what they have
to do to your dog?

Speaker 19 (02:00:47):
So she had to get a bunch of stitching game
his back and across her leg. She's doing better now,
except she's wearing the cone of shape.

Speaker 3 (02:00:59):
She's wearing the lamp shade of shame. Well, thank god,
your dog's okay, Thank god, I know. See all right.
It's one thing when mom slices her finger off with
the electric knife happens. It's another thing when Fluffy gets
eaten by a coyote.

Speaker 7 (02:01:13):
Not okay, Now.

Speaker 3 (02:01:15):
What line you want to go to? What's that? Gandhi?

Speaker 9 (02:01:17):
I actually saw online there was a little dog who
was getting attacked by the other dogs in the neighborhood all
the time, and his owner made him a jacket of spikes.

Speaker 3 (02:01:24):
Good. Yes, the dogs were bullies. Yes, a jacket of spikes.
I'd like to borrow that. Hello, Sophie, Hello, Now, who
had to go to the emergency room over the weekend.

Speaker 40 (02:01:36):
My younger cousin, my aunt was taking the turkey out
of the oven and it was in a big glass
dish or whatever you want to call it. And she pivoted,
turned around and stopped her child in the face and
she had a second degree burned down her mouth and
lost her front too.

Speaker 3 (02:01:56):
Oh my god, Oh, holy crap. Up knocked at her
front tooth and burned her face. That's crazygiving Oh my god.
She's doing okay now, right, Yeah, she's okay.

Speaker 29 (02:02:09):
They went home earlier that day.

Speaker 33 (02:02:11):
For sure.

Speaker 36 (02:02:11):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (02:02:12):
Well, thank you? Oh my god? Why uh I need
line nine back? Hello? Give me okay this phone system?
It was it was a hunting accident. I really wanted
to go to that. Oh no, shot in the leg.

Speaker 1 (02:02:28):
Okay, But they're okay.

Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
They're okay. Have about line five.

Speaker 23 (02:02:33):
Hello, allan, Hey, how's it going.

Speaker 3 (02:02:35):
We're doing okay. So they had to rush you to
the r E R and why is that?

Speaker 10 (02:02:39):
Well?

Speaker 23 (02:02:39):
Wednesday, I went to the chiropractor because I've had a
sore back for a while. Apparently I had four dislocated
ribs and he set those four ribs. I went home.
About an hour later, they popped back out. I went
back to the chiropractor. He set them again. The pain
got progressively worse. That night, I went to the er
and he ended up fracturing the ribs when you put

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them back in place.

Speaker 3 (02:03:02):
Oh my god, are eating not for popping now?

Speaker 23 (02:03:09):
And and I missed all of Thanksgiving because I was
on tame pills. Uh, So I slept the entire day.

Speaker 3 (02:03:15):
And all right, allan little okay, you know, let's just
look forward to next year. You're an erase e race,
You're gonna be okay. Sorry about that rib pain. That
sounds awful, it was, thank you. Yeah, I know these
are bad stories. Finally we talked to Gina.

Speaker 36 (02:03:30):
Hello Gina, Hi, guys, Hello lady lady.

Speaker 3 (02:03:35):
Tell everyone why you had to rush to the er.

Speaker 33 (02:03:37):
So I had my potato peeler broke Wednesday night as
us for pairing. So I told my husband on the
way home to go get a new one. And it
was freshly sharp.

Speaker 8 (02:03:46):
And then my little.

Speaker 33 (02:03:47):
Toddler, my two year olds, was distracting me and I
split off my nail and gripped my capillary.

Speaker 3 (02:03:53):
Oh wow, yeah, so that.

Speaker 30 (02:03:56):
Was just on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 33 (02:03:58):
Everyone said, oh, what a great job for you.

Speaker 40 (02:04:00):
Posting this great, great dinner with one least finger.

Speaker 1 (02:04:05):
There must have been blood everywhere.

Speaker 3 (02:04:07):
I'm not she hit a capillary with her her brand
new Axo. I know, ax I gotta tell you Axos
are a little too sharp. They're great. Oxo is my
favorite brand.

Speaker 33 (02:04:20):
In the case, they say, I was holding the potato
peel of wrongs.

Speaker 40 (02:04:23):
But hello, but there you go.

Speaker 3 (02:04:26):
You're okay now again. I found my hunting call. Hello Tammy, Hello,
how are you doing okay? So where where did you
go hunting? Who went hunting? And who went to the
e er? What happened?

Speaker 29 (02:04:37):
And my brother was hunting in upstate New York and
I live in Florida, and they called me to tell
me he got shot in the leg. He's so lucky
it only hit it. It went through the back of
his leg, his right leg, and out the front of
his left leg.

Speaker 3 (02:04:57):
How did he get shot? Did he shoot him? Or
did someone else you him?

Speaker 10 (02:05:00):
No?

Speaker 29 (02:05:00):
Someone else shot him.

Speaker 3 (02:05:02):
Yeah, there's got to be like a high level of guilty.
Shot your friend right now? He wasn't out hunting with
Dick Cheney, was he? No, he was not all right.
But he's okay luckily.

Speaker 29 (02:05:15):
Yes, he's in a trauma unit, but he's up and
talking and today he's going to try to walk and
see how that goes.

Speaker 3 (02:05:22):
Oh, man, that must be a weird thing. You're all
the way down in Florida here your brother is shot.
You're like what, yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 29 (02:05:29):
And it's two thousand dollars to fly into New York
on Thanksgiving weekend, so you're thinking about driving, and Froggy
could probably remind you it's cold up there.

Speaker 3 (02:05:41):
It's okay, you can come visit your shot brother when
it's a little warmer. Yes, I'm cheaper, all right, Well,
thank you, tany We tell your brother to men quickly.

Speaker 15 (02:05:49):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:05:51):
Thank you, And there you go visits to the er.
I know if it's not a lobster allergy like my
Alex head. Yeah, ooh, that.

Speaker 1 (02:06:01):
Was bad the pictures and you should post that, Victor.

Speaker 21 (02:06:04):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:06:06):
Kill you. I don't think you're supposed to see that.

Speaker 1 (02:06:08):
Oh I didn't sure, I didn't see it.

Speaker 3 (02:06:10):
There's no picture, no victor. You don't look like the guy.

Speaker 17 (02:06:12):
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:06:13):
It was so weird anyway, So I hope everyone's on
the mend today.

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