FULL SHOW: The Day We Roasted Each Other and Exposed Our Side Hustles

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I love I Love in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
How funny they are and how a week they are.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
It is amazing, totally honest, always has great stories.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Awesome Elvis in the Morning Show, don't go anywhere because
this is gonna be groundbreaking radio.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Like Elvister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
You know you were doing.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Something every day that's sucking the soul red out of Seriously,
you're reading an article and listen to the title of
the article. Your soul slowly dying because you're doing these
five boring things. I'm like, oh, dear, I was afraid
to open it knowing that all five of them are
probably all I.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Do, because I don't think I have a soul? Do
I nate not? Depending on the day. Oh wow, damn,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Gandhi actually pointed this out to me. Your soul is
slowly dying doing these five boring things. Not traveling.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Oh that I can talk about it, talk about it.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
I mean, you got to get out even and you
don't have to travel abroad. You don't have to leave
the country. There's so much in this country, as we
learn doing our off the grid trip. You can take
a day trip, just go somewhere where you're not every
day you learned something every day being in a different place.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
It's true.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
The other day it was Saturday morning. It was a
beautiful morning. I got up early, I started walking around
the city. I went for a two and a half
hour walk in New York City. Because if this is one.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Of those places where if you go for a walk,
you're actually traveling.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yes, but did you go into a whole different world
less than a half mile away.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
It is so different. Every little borrow is so different
from the other. So that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
So the excuses for not traveling. I can't take off
time for work. It costs too much. I may get
sick from some disease that's floating round. They're saying that
if you're not traveling, you really are in idle mode.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Right, two hours, you can drive two hours to somewhere else,
take a bus, walk somewhere, like you said, you can
do it.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Okay, here's another one.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
And by the way, I'll explain in a moment, your
soul is dying if you're mowing the yard without headphones.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Ah, how specific, then my son's soul will live forever.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Spencer, Spencer, there's a reason behind this, Yep, because mowing
the yard or any mindless thing you do, you don't
really have to think. It's like making sausage, as they
call it. If you're doing that without.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Listening to music or listening to a story or something, it's.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
A waste of your time or your favorite morning show.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Yeah, there's that.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
So your soul is dying if you're mowing the yard
without headphones.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Just wasted time. There's nothing worse than wasting your time.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
A good audible book is good, absolutely while you're mowing.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
The third one on the five Things that Are Killing
your soul. Complaining. Just talk to Nate about that. Oh my, really,
really exactly.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
You can hear it in his stern voice. Yeah, complaining.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
And I don't think people are saying never complain and
always be, you know, toxically positive. I think it's more
about don't complain if you don't have ways to try
and fix it, if you don't have a temp set
of solution, or if you're not trying to reach a solution,
just mindless complaining and talking crap about other people. There's
nothing to benefit from that.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Okay, well we could all learn. I guess we should
start working on that one.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
I talk crap with a purpose.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yes you did.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
My mom was complaining yesterday and she actually stopped herself
and said, I.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Know, I complained to What was she complaining about?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Everything?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Okay, let's talk about it. Yeah, things we complain about.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Someone who walks up to you and goes, oh god,
this country is just falling apart.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Oh okay, what are you gonna do about it?

Speaker 8 (03:52):
Right?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
There's nothing you can do.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
These are the people that come at you online, just
bitching and moaning and screaming.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Nothing gets solved.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Right, my groceries cost too much? Okay, I'm sick of
my life. All right, Well we need to work on that, right,
let's fix it exactly. So complaining, your soul is dying
if you're wasting time complaining.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
My mom complained about that. We were driving in pouring rain.
She was complaining about that. I was like, Mom, I can't.
We can just pull over.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
And my favorite one on this list that you gave
us Gandhi, the five things that are sucking your soul
into a death hole. Not cooking your own dinner, opting
for takeout drive through, Yeah no, I don't putting something,
putting something frozen in the oven, and just letting.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
It cook itself.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
And even in that one, it goes a little deeper
and says, and if you're gonna go and you know,
leave the house and get food, do it with a friend.
Make it an experience. Enjoy yourself. Don't just bring food
home that's already not good for you, not cook, not
live and just eat you know, sodium or whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Oops, exactly the same dead.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Get into the kitchen and slice some onion, saute some garlic.
Let's get going. I did it this week and it
felt so good.

Speaker 9 (05:05):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
And that was actually number four. I have a fifth one. Okay,
your your soul is dying. If you don't get a pet,
you're allergic. You can be allergic, or you just don't
have the time that a pet requires.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I get that fish tank. Yeah, maybe a.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Turtle for those of you know what turtles.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I kind of want a turtle. I haven't told my
husband yet.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
It's a living creature. You can look that turtle in
the eye, you know what I'm saying, and.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
It might outlive you.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Having a pet is so powerful for your mental health.
And I love my dogs. Last night, Oh my god,
I was thinking about.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Just oh, Gordon.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
I couldn't hug them enough because I know they look
me in the eye and they just stare at me,
and I know that they love me.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
They like me in their own you know, dog way.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
But having a pet is right, and pets don't judge, like,
they don't care like you can look like crap, you
can feel like crap. You know they love you no
matter what as a medical kind of day you had,
they still love you.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
It's just so fascinating. Animals are fascinating, And like I
look at my sister's dog all the time and I'm
just like, wow, there's this little thing that lives in
the house that is just a completely different species. We
all co exist and love each other.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I love it so much.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
And there you go.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
So these things are sucking your soul. Yep, there's just five.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
You can think of your own. What are you doing today?
You do this.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's a hard thing to remember to do, but all
day today, be aware of what you're doing. Like everyone's
most stopping. Wait what am I doing right now? You
know you'll answer your questions right there? Am I in
idle mode? Am I in neutral? And some people would say,
and there's an argument for well, it's good, Like, just
stop down.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Every once in a while.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yeah, every once in a while.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Okay, didn't start back up, yep.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
But mindless. I think the soul sucking thing is mindlessly
scrolling through any type of social media. Give yourself a limit,
limit yourself with that kind of sou.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh my gosh, cause you can go down a rabbit hole.
And I was six hours later, You're like, what did
I do with my time last night?

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Sitting on the couch waiting for the games and not
come on?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Yeah, And I was like going through all these videos
on Instagram and then Max, my schnauzer, came over and
started He started poking me with his paw like pet me.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, and I went, you know what, You're right, I
put the phone down and I made love to my dog.
Oh to turn it anyway, make every moment of your day, County.

Speaker 10 (07:21):
If you love the Morning Show, it's a good idea
to follow our socials.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Do you know what's good for me?

Speaker 10 (07:27):
That's my Elvis Duran show. Follow them to Elvis Daran
in the Morning Show. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.
The Elvis Duran phone tapped Dan.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Yeah, front and center.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Plays all right, So May Mary and her husband run
a party company and he is hired to dress up
a Santa this time of year, right, So she's always
telling him, Look, you gotta watch your mouth around the kids,
because one day your mouth is going to get you
in trouble. So I'm calling as a very upset customer
from a party that he.

Speaker 11 (08:03):
Was hired Today's Hello, Yes hi, I'm looking for seller.

Speaker 12 (08:11):
How can I help you?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent over
one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day.

Speaker 13 (08:18):
Oh okay, how can I help you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
My seven year old son is crying because he thinks
Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent
over as Santa's helper.

Speaker 14 (08:27):
An you think I'm sorry?

Speaker 15 (08:28):
What?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah? The guy that you sent over here for the
party told my kid and I quote, pull the candy
cane out of your butt?

Speaker 14 (08:38):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, And now my son is crying. He says, Santa
hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.
He is so upset he won't even come out of
his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.
I hired you to do a job and to make
the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.

Speaker 16 (08:51):
Now, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.
What can I do for you to make everything right
for you?

Speaker 17 (08:58):
Well?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
I spent one hundred and fifty on having this Santa's
helper there, so I want that back. And then on
top of it, you should compensate me for other things.
So another one hundred and fifty dollars, so at least
three hundred dollars I see, come in my.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Way, okay, okay, let me laus wait.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I want a letter to my son from Santa saying
that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to
get presents on Christay.

Speaker 13 (09:18):
Yeah, obviously we can do that as well.

Speaker 16 (09:20):
Let me take care of this and then I will
call you.

Speaker 14 (09:22):
I will call you right back.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Fine, thank you.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
She is going to kill me, all right, you know.

Speaker 13 (09:30):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, So now we're going to conference her in and
it's all you. I'm not here anymore.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay, Okay, are do you work last week?

Speaker 9 (09:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (09:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (09:40):
Yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen? No, like,
actually went really really smoothly.

Speaker 14 (09:46):
Yeah? What about this?

Speaker 12 (09:48):
Maybe there was a kid that you told him to
take a candy cane.

Speaker 13 (09:51):
Out of his butt.

Speaker 16 (09:51):
Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.

Speaker 13 (09:54):
One kid, you.

Speaker 17 (09:57):
She was crying.

Speaker 13 (09:58):
He wouldn't get over it clause he was crying because.

Speaker 17 (10:02):
He ran out of Reese's pieces that we were handing
out to all the puddings that he wanted one. So
I said, eight, pull the candy cane out of your button.
Get over it, okay, And he did.

Speaker 13 (10:10):
He did.

Speaker 17 (10:10):
He stopped crying, And so I don't see what's the problem.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
This is what the problem is.

Speaker 15 (10:14):
Now he goes home, he tells his mom this is
what Santa Claus said to me, and he now thinks.

Speaker 16 (10:20):
That Santa Claus hate them, that he's not going to
get any presents.

Speaker 17 (10:23):
And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid.

Speaker 13 (10:25):
You can't understand that, okay, and he's seven.

Speaker 12 (10:27):
Can we be clear on the fact that he's seven.

Speaker 13 (10:29):
He's a kid.

Speaker 17 (10:30):
Yeah, And you know what, you've got to learn sometime
that he can't get away with everything. And if what
better chance for me to teach that kid a lesson?
Tell well, say she needs to pull the candy cane
out of her butt. If I can provide a life
lesson to one kid who now understands no life lesson.

Speaker 15 (10:44):
If you I mean, if you don't have enough candy
in the bag, tell me to send more candy in
the bag.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
You know I'll do it.

Speaker 17 (10:51):
I mean, it's okay.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
This kid was a spoiled brat.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I know they're all spoiled.

Speaker 15 (10:56):
Their parents are spending ridiculous money to have you there.

Speaker 13 (10:59):
And play Santa, So of course they're spoiled. It's still
your job to make them happy. Are you stupid?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Are you stupid?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Hey? Mary?

Speaker 14 (11:09):
What?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Mary?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
This is Mary Mary?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. You just got phone tabs.

Speaker 13 (11:22):
Your mind.

Speaker 15 (11:25):
Believe you, because it was exactly something that you.

Speaker 13 (11:28):
Would say to.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 18 (11:35):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
Authorty series the.

Speaker 10 (11:39):
Elvis Oran Phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Okay, I don't know who on the show did this,
but I want to thank you, but don't fess up.
So one's in a text and said, hey, w t up?
What's up with this show? It sounds like garbage? And
someone sit back and text you know what's up. We're
blocking you, that's what's up. And they bother.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
I don't know. I don't want to know who did it,
but thank you.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Can we say if we didn't do it, because we
know we're the suspect.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Did you do it?

Speaker 8 (12:16):
No?

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Okay, I don't want to know. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
So here's my point. You're gonna take the time to
pick up your phone and texts.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Come at us after you, first of all, and your
family and your.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Pets, not the pets, and whoever whoever pumped gas into
your car last night, f them too.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, Nate, what it.

Speaker 19 (12:37):
Wasn't even that good of an insult, to be honest
with you, it was. People have come at us much harder.
Yeah exactly. Oh yeah, that's why we now have a
new segment on text.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Only, it's come at Me.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Pro, which is basically another day in the life of
Gandhi on social media.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Yeah it's okay, I can take this.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Let's go all right, so come at us.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
You now have just a few moments where you are
allowed to come at us on text at fifty five
one hundred.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
You put a time limit on it, though, like tell
you what.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Time Yeah, anyone who comes at us, Bros. Any bros
that come at us after seven thirty East Coast time,
you will be blocked.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
You have you have twenty minutes to come at us.

Speaker 17 (13:19):
Us.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Here we are sitting in our golden tower awaiting our
pizza to be delivered.

Speaker 13 (13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Life is good for us. We can take a little
bit of heat. So come at us, bro, Text and
data rates may apply. Bro, So come at us at
fifty five one hundred.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
What's scary? They say?

Speaker 20 (13:34):
It's always good to vents. So this is like a
therapy session for everybody listening.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
This is beat us to make yourself feel better. No,
all right, I'm waiting waiting for all the bros to
come at us.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
It takes it. Here. You go play some f and music.
Here we go, Here we go. The bros are coming
at us. We can laugh and laugh and laugh. What Elvis,
you've got a case of botox face? I do?

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (14:08):
I do?

Speaker 5 (14:08):
I don't know you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
They're blocked. They're blocked on mine but not yours. I know,
But why is it not blocked? That means they were blocked.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
At one point?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
You suck? What what? None of your voices match your
goofy faces. That's why we do radio.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Let's see you guys are the best, no matter what
anyone says. See that's not fun. You're not you're you're
you're two nice. Come on, bro, come at me.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
We appreciate you that.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Your mom is a monkey. Oh thank you.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
My mom's passed away, but I appreciate that. Scary looks
like the kind of guy who would pay for a
hot girl's fart over the internet.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Come at us, bro fifty. This is the text number.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Oh my god, your show is nothing without Greg te Okay,
thank you texting us. I can give you his address
if you want to go follow him. Stf you put
the music on. You guys are bitches.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Oh my god. They were coming in so fast and furious.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
The keyword is furious. Yeah, come at his come out
his pro.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I'm gonna give you seven more minutes and then we're
gonna start blalking everyone. My deaf son even hates Daniell's laugh. Wow,
Yondi's voice is annoying.

Speaker 21 (15:51):
Froggy doesn't do jack s word. He sits at home
in Florida. I'm in a studio, your dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Hey, you can't go back at them.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
I can't say anything.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
You can.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
What Nate is a five out of ten? There you go.
I've heard better music at a funeral.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Says this.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
God, he looks like piglet at first lance. Wait, wait,
which which your.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Late night show host does this where they have him
read their.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
What? What does Nate seem like the guy that would
judge his own kid?

Speaker 21 (16:36):
Oh my goodness, I like the people that think they're
blocked but they're not.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Oh my gosh, Daniel needs to do her reports without
saying uh, I don't think so. Daniel's laugh is so irritating,
like nails on a shockboard. Also, I'm not a bro,
I'm a hoe.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Okay, oh boy.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, there's something so bad we can't read the Froggy
looks like the creepy old bus driver that you wanted
nothing to do with. Okay, good, Nate looks like a murderer.
If you bro and your stupid segments, all right, it
is great.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Come at us, bros. No one wants to touch this anyway.
They were done, were out of time.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Join us again as we get together for another session
of come at me, brok you.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
That was a good idea there Nate. Nate had an idea.
What they're still coming in? I mean, we gotta let
you go to your microphone. You have a microphone over there.
Why are you coming too? Mind? This is this belongs
to scary in me. El Miss's voice is too smooth
and sexy for his appearance. Oh thank you.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
That's like one of those poops.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
That is that's a crap sandwich. It's like a compliment,
and a dig would use it.

Speaker 19 (18:01):
Nate would use his own child to shield himself from harm.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
My hatred for Elmo has grown because of Danielle.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Ella hates you.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Scotty Be looks like he spells like cat pe I
sometimes do you.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Wait, here's someone who says, don't block me. All right,
I'm gonna block him all right. Yeah, they're coming fast,
fast and furious. All right?

Speaker 6 (18:35):
Oh what someone got Danielle and I in one text.
Danielle's laugh is obnoxious and god, he's a bitch.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Come at me. Brother's this one right here? My deaf
son can't stand your guys laugh. You already used that joke.
Find a new one.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
No, no, this is another one. A lot of deaf
kids have parents that listen to our show.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Who Knew.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Please be Helen Keller and talk with your hands and
play some music.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Wow, that's rude. That's not nice.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Scary smells like expired mustard and onions. Onions, Yeah, mustard?
Does mustard expire?

Speaker 4 (19:21):
All right, I think we're done. From now on, all
insults will be blocked. Thank you for playing come at.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Me brow.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Waking up in the morning taking him on so many things.

Speaker 10 (19:36):
Elvin Duran in the morning show. This is Elvis Duran
in the morning show.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Uh, scary as the thought, what's that? Yeah?

Speaker 20 (19:51):
Over the weekend we went to a wedding of some
friends of ours, and as it turns out, one of
the guys is a big wig corporate suit in our company,
moonlights as a DJ and he crushed it. He was
the DJ for the night. Our friend ray te Hata,
and he was an MC and a DJ. So my
question is, what do you do that nobody knows about?
Are you moonlighting as something else? As someone else in

(20:15):
another job?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Only fans, I mean, yeah, fans for extra cash, spending money.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
I want to do a topic I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Well, okay, so scary listen, we'll go to your first
What do you have on the side that we don't
know about.

Speaker 20 (20:28):
I don't have any side hustle, but you know that
there's some teachers or nurses out there doing other things,
or maybe other you could be you know, but whatever
it is, maybe people don't know about it, but you
do two three four jobs. I mean, it takes a
lot to earn a living and you know, make ends
meet these days. You know that people are doing things
they're not talking about.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Okay, and we love a good side hustle, but I
like it even better if no one knows about it.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
I mean it doesn't mean it has to be a
so salicious, you know, nasty thing. It can be something
you just don't want to share with anyone. It's your thing, exactly.
You want it on your own, all right. Text us
now fifty what are you doing on the side that
no one knows about?

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Okay, this could get fun.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I want to hear from you now, Texas at fifty
five one tell you well, just go to line eighteen.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
It's our friend Tesla. Hey, Tesla, how are you doing?

Speaker 22 (21:15):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Am good?

Speaker 5 (21:16):
How are you doing well? So you're a teacher by day? Right?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yeah, yeah, what do you teach?

Speaker 23 (21:25):
I'm a high school English teacher.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Okay, and so what do you do on the side.

Speaker 23 (21:32):
So on the side, I write spicy romance novels.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
Ow cool?

Speaker 13 (21:37):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
So when you say spicy, we're talking like not safe
for work spicy.

Speaker 23 (21:42):
Oh yeah, like like three or four chili peppers.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Spicy word loins used a lot.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I don't you avoid it?

Speaker 3 (21:52):
But maybe one I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Lloy's Is Lloyin's a sexy word? What are they of Lloyd's?
I think of pork.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
I think it's just one of those person that's use
solely and spicy romance novels never in real life.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Wow, this is excellent, though.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
I mean, you have to have quite a vivid imagination,
and I'm assuming it's I'm a little bit of a
sex drive as well.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
I don't know. But but are they more on the
Are they more on.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
The romance side or on the like get down and
get funky, get loose side.

Speaker 23 (22:22):
I try to do a little bit of both. I'm
a hopeless romantic, so I think you know why too.
I can't have books.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
A friend of mine was reading one of those on
a plane ones and I said, what are you reading?
She said, look at this? I started reading and I
was like, I got embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
I'm like, oh my god, that sounds hot.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Sometimes it's good, but sometimes it's too much of It's
like every other page, I'm like, where is the storyline here? Guys?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, there's got to be plot right.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Well, so does it pay well? I mean, is it
very lucrative for you?

Speaker 23 (22:52):
I mean I wish it was a little more lucrative.
But it's awesome. You know, every couple of months I
get to see how much I sold, and it can
go anywhere from a couple of thousand copies a couple
of hundred copies. It really depends on, you know, how
the quarter goes.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Oh that's so hot. All right?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Now, do your family and friends know that you do this?
Or is it just like a do you just keep
it to yourself.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Kind of thing?

Speaker 23 (23:15):
Almost nobody knows. I told my mom, but she told
me she wished she didn't know.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
Yes, well, you guys, do you have a pen name
like another?

Speaker 23 (23:28):
So Tesla's Storm is my pen name.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
I mean, write this down hold on Tesla Storm, Yes, Storm.

Speaker 23 (23:36):
Because the books are electrifying.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Oh yeah, Nate, what's up?

Speaker 24 (23:44):
I found a passage from a book. It's pretty steamy.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Can you read it? He kissed a path.

Speaker 24 (23:49):
Along her jaw and then worked his way down her stomach,
pushing her tank top up. She lifted her shoulders and
pulled it off. Oh my goodness, his beer crazy goosebum
on her heated flesh as he trailed his tongue around
a nipple.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I like the titles to Denying.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
O, Thank You, Denying the Alpha.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, billion Dollar lo Salt and Blood.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
So does anyone do romance novels for like older people?

Speaker 23 (24:24):
They do, so they call them different names. But there's
such a thing as like a May December romance which
has to do with gap.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
You know, maybe here's the one right here, look at
listen to this passage. He slowly pushed her depends to
the right.

Speaker 23 (24:41):
Dear God, maybe this is the demographic I need to
break in.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
She left his teeth on the dressing.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
See it takes imagination. All right, Tesla Storm, it's an
honor meeting.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
We love, we love your side hustle uh and it
will keep it towards just between us.

Speaker 23 (25:00):
All right, awesome, thank you so much, thank you.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
My nineteen is Kristin. Hello Kristin, Hi, Hi, I saw
your text come through.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
I love this.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
So Kristen is a pre K teacher and her side
job she's an NCAA women's basketball official.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
How cool is that? Who is question?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I am?

Speaker 9 (25:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Why do you keep it a secret?

Speaker 5 (25:28):
It's not really a secret.

Speaker 13 (25:30):
Most people know that I do it, but it's my
side job.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
That's so. How and how long does it take to
get to that position?

Speaker 22 (25:38):
It really depends on, I guess, the effort that you
put in to learn the rules and practice and like
work your way up pretty much.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Did you play basketball?

Speaker 13 (25:51):
I did?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Okay, Wow.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Now how is it when you make a call and
they everyone starts yelling at you and hating you?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
I mean, does it get kind of kind of kind
of hairy? Sometimes it can.

Speaker 22 (26:04):
Yeah, that's I guess the life of a referee in
any sport. Unfortunately, people have their opinions and don't always
agree with the rules or the calls.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Oh, do you.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Forget death threats or on the flip side, do people
try to bribe you?

Speaker 23 (26:22):
No death threats, But people will joke like before the.

Speaker 22 (26:25):
Game and try and you know, be friendly and say hey,
like you're you're on our side right, But we pretty
much have to remain unbiased to anybody, right?

Speaker 4 (26:35):
All right, well, look, thanks for sharing with us. I mean,
is this something you want to do forever? Are you
loving it? Do you think even after you stop teaching,
you'll continue as a as a game official?

Speaker 25 (26:46):
If I'm physically able.

Speaker 22 (26:48):
Yeah, I've been doing it for about fifteen years now,
so it's something that I enjoy. I love being around
the sport and the people I work with are great.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
All right, cool, listen to thanks for sharing that with us,
and wait till you hear the next call.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
This is gonna be kind of crazy. Have a good one.

Speaker 26 (27:05):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Thanks. Hey, Line seventeen is Tony? Are you ready for this? Hey? Tony? Hi, guys,
good morning.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Before we talk about what you do on the side,
how are you feeling today.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
I'm feeling wonderful and oh.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Very well, maybe thanks to you. So Tony, tell everyone
what you do on the side.

Speaker 26 (27:29):
Well, my side hustle is I sign up for a
long term clinical trial?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Okay, can you give us an example of what that
what that could mean?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (27:39):
And right now I am more than halfway through a
two year study on an RSZ vaccine.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Okay, I can't.

Speaker 26 (27:51):
Really say what company, what pharmaceutical company it is for.

Speaker 27 (27:57):
Because I think that might be part of my contract.
But but it's pretty cool because once a month, while
I got an initial two hundred dollars signing bonus, once
a month I have a fifty dollars site in for

(28:18):
a call that lasts about thirty seconds for like a
check in, and then twice a year and in person
check in for one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Now, have you ever felt any side effects that you
have to report back and go, hey, yo, I'm growing
a penis out of my forehead. Maybe maybe you need
to come take a look.

Speaker 27 (28:40):
Yeah, well, if that would happen, then I would have
a different side hustle.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
But wait, can I ask how many of these you've done?

Speaker 8 (28:53):
This is my second one, and but this one was
personal for me because I signed up because two of
my three children had RSV when they were a little baby,
and I know people are both very young and elderly
that have suffered from RSV, so I signed up for
it time for personal reasons.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
But I did have a side effect.

Speaker 26 (29:16):
Because right in the beginning, it's a double blind, which
means nobody knows what kind of shot you're getting. And
literally the day after I got the shot. I went
to get up out of bed to go to work,
and the room was spinning.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
I couldn't get off.

Speaker 8 (29:31):
Okay, I couldn't up straight.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Wow, okay, there you go.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well look, I guess you know a little thank you
is appropriate for what you're doing. I mean, you could
be saving lives, you know. I think that's a cool things.

Speaker 26 (29:45):
I hope the vaccine gets approved, and I hope it
does help to save you know, some people's pain and
suffering in the future.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Excellent, Well, all right, cool Tony, thanks for listening, and
good luck with that new appendage growing out of your forehead.
I don't know, I like that. That could be a
different side hustle. I got one more Duncan online sixteen.
A pre K teacher during the school year. You have
you noticed a little pattern here?

Speaker 5 (30:09):
A lot of.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Teachers have side hustles because well, you know, either they
just love the extra work or they're severely underpaid.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Just saying, Duncan, how you doing? Hey, guys, how's it going.
We're doing? Okay? So a pre K teacher during the
school year, what do you do during the summer?

Speaker 28 (30:29):
I hit the road as a musician?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Oh cool?

Speaker 28 (30:31):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Really? Some of my friends.

Speaker 28 (30:35):
Several years ago, like twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, we decided
that we really liked play music together and we just
dove right into it and it picked up. Things got
pretty busy during the summer, and we hit a lot
of festivals.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
We're not too big, you know, I.

Speaker 28 (30:51):
Mean, we're just but in West Virginia where I'm.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
From, We've gone all over the state.

Speaker 28 (30:56):
And sometimes it's really funny because I'm pre K teacher,
so I worked with primarily four and five year olds,
and uh, a couple of times I'll catch myself asking
the guys that they have to go to the potty
before we hit the stage. It's very good, that's so
cool the classroom, and then I'll go leave the classroom

(31:17):
and then I'll go talk to my my thirty year
old friends like five year olds.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Well, I feel like we do that here in this
room every day.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
But that's so mean.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
So, but you're on the road, I mean, how many
days are you out of your own bed at home
when you're on the road as a musician.

Speaker 28 (31:32):
Right, So we have sometimes we'll have a couple of
weeks off, but whenever it gets busy, you know, I'm
I'm you know, I'm sleeping on a on a van. Uh,
there's like three nights out of the week, and then
I'm back home a couple of nights, and then you know,
we'll go back on the road again of the week
later and you know, I'll be in a in a
city in an airbnb for a couple of nights. And wow,

(31:54):
it's crazy. But it's completely different than what I do
as my day job.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Well, completely different.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
But I mean, so I guess you get a taste
of what it's like when our favorite artists are on
the road. I mean, they don't go home for months sometimes, yes,
And I just this could be weird.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
I get it. That's gotta be a rough life. Well, look,
thanks for listening to us. What kind of music do
you guys play?

Speaker 28 (32:12):
Duncan So, it's it's strange, it's hard to put into
we're instrumental bands.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
We have no vocals, believe wow.

Speaker 17 (32:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 28 (32:21):
Yeah, So we focus primarily and only on the sound
that we're making, you know, with that with our instruments,
which is completely different from the norm. But we do
a lot of uh, you know, funky rock us a
whole bunch of different genres. But we like to get
your your booty moving, all right.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
We like you when our booty is moving, all right.
Thank you Duncan, and thanks for sharing with us, and
thanks for being a teacher. We love our teachers and
uh thanks thanks.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
We love we love it when the teachers are calling.
We love, we love to support you. So if Duncan's
on the road coming to your town soon, you know,
make sure you put put some money in the in
the jar. Seriously, can you imagine going on tour? What
kind of life is that?

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Chaotic? I would assume.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I guess you.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
You know, if you have a wife or a husband
or a boyfriend or girlfriend at home, that could be
awesome to get away from there.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Kids.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Yeah, just Mommy's could be back in three months. Kids,
here's some cereal for dinner.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
I think a lot of people do do that. They're like,
Dad's in charge for the next three months. I'll see
you later.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Morning Elvis durand.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Oh dear god, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
And the Morning show Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Hey, uh, you know what spit sisters are right?

Speaker 9 (33:41):
I'm a feeling like a category of sounds.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
It sounds like, Danielle, you're almost going to say something.
What do you think spit sisters are?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
It's not when you know that's blood brothers, I'm thinking
something else.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Sorry, well you could be closed.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I mean blood brothers I know is when you like
cut your finger and they cut their finger and then
you squish it together and your blood brothers or blood
sisters for life? Is it the same thing?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Okay, there's a mouth. Well no, there's an article manager.
I'm just gonna read word for word. Last week, I
was out to drinks with two Newish girlfriends for a
little cocktail bonding session. Halfway through our drinks, my ex
texted me out of the blue, so of course it
came up in conversation. As I read out his name,
both of them laughed. Turns out all of us have

(34:29):
had relationships with this man.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Oh okay, one.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Of my friends shouted out, Oh my god, we're spit sisters.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
That's nasty.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
There used to be another word for that, where brothers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
So Nate and Scary both were with this one woman, Yes,
and so therefore they are now Eskimo brothers, which is
far less descriptive than spitz sisters.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
We discovered it years later.

Speaker 20 (34:56):
He was with her several years ago, like eighteen seventeen
years ago, and then they're like me sixteen fifteen years ago, coming,
what's up with that?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Well, Jana goes on to say, first of all, ew,
whatever that is. It sounds a little gnarly. And second
of all, what the heck is this spitch sister? Well,
dear reader. According to the Urban Dictionary, a spitz sister
is usually a friend or another friend, both female, that
have hooked up with the same guy, but at different times.
And yes, it would appear that all three of us
were indeed spit sisters. They're not only the ones I

(35:24):
share a mutual spit with. I figured out I've got
a few in my in my life. Take for example, God,
who I met on an app. He was halfway through
telling a story about a recent overseas birthday trip when
I quickly connected the dots.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
I said, Wait, do you know.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
In insert female friends here? He said yeah, and instantly
felt a pang of doom. He was the guy she
had been complaining about a month ago, when out of
the blue, he suddenly went cold on her post overseas trip.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Anyway, spit sisters do you have his spit sister h Gandhi.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
I mean, I'm sure somewhere in the world I do
nobody that I actually know about this.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well, brothers here, didn't study and Greg, Tea and Scary
all make out with the same girl at some point.
That's yes, brothers, there you go.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
I know.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
But what about when Scottie b and Nate peel a
banana and they share it together, you know, like you know,
lady in the tram style like the spaghetti and they
end up in the middle. Not the same I just
like bringing up that story, but they're banana brothers.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
Thank you, Garrett, don't answer the phone Elvis Duran the
Elvis Duran phone tab.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
All right, Garret, All right, what do you have today?

Speaker 29 (36:35):
Well, Christine wants to play a phone SAP on her
coworker Kiara. Now, last week the ladies had their holiday
party and Kiara got super wasted and blacked out.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Excellent.

Speaker 29 (36:44):
So Christine's like, let's phoneesa her right now. So I
start the call to Kiara the morning after the party.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
You know, there's more than just a hangover to pay
when you get all messed up. Oh yeah, Sometimes people
make up stories and phone tap you.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Let's see what happens.

Speaker 29 (36:58):
Hello, Oh, Kiera, Kiera, Hello, it's me. Hello, it's Todd. Hey,
how are you?

Speaker 13 (37:15):
I'm fine, thank you? But who are you?

Speaker 29 (37:20):
You don't remember anything? No, I don't the Christmas party
last night? Oh Sanna, you don't remember. Why don't you
come sit on Santa's lap? Yeah, well, we hooked up.
You came over, took a picture with Sannah and you
wanted to see what was underneath my beard, and next

(37:40):
thing I know?

Speaker 15 (37:42):
Wait wait wait, wait, wait, hold on a second, what.

Speaker 13 (37:49):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (37:50):
No, yeah, yes.

Speaker 13 (37:51):
We didn't hook up. I didn't hook up with anyone
last night.

Speaker 29 (37:54):
You came over and you said, oh you're cute, Sanna,
look at you all strong, and look at that Look
at those arms. You must be you must be working
out for all the gifts you're bringing. What are you
bringing me this year?

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Ha ha? I hope that you No.

Speaker 15 (38:07):
No, I'm at home. I woke up in my bed.
I did not cook up with anyone.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
So well, no, I know I know that you're.

Speaker 13 (38:14):
I don't know what you're doing or what you want,
but no, made I don't even like guys. I like girls.

Speaker 29 (38:24):
That's weird because you got a picture in your office
of you and a guy on a boat kissing.

Speaker 13 (38:31):
That's my brother.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
You kiss your brother on the lips.

Speaker 13 (38:33):
Yes, we're just weird like for that. No, I didn't
look up with you to get my number anyway.

Speaker 29 (38:39):
I got it from your friend Christine. She said that,
you know.

Speaker 15 (38:43):
Yeah, No, this has got to be some kind of
joke like whatever. No, please, I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're thinking or where you're going.

Speaker 29 (38:51):
I still have the candy cane flavor in my mouth
from you kissing me last year.

Speaker 15 (38:55):
No, you have candy canes from all the candy canes.
That's what that was around the party. I'm sorry, but
I can't.

Speaker 13 (39:01):
I've gotta go. I'm not even feeling great. I'm a
little woody right now.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Well can I come over and hold your hair back?

Speaker 20 (39:07):
No?

Speaker 13 (39:07):
No, no, no, no, no, just leave me alone.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
We're not gonna go out on a date.

Speaker 13 (39:12):
No, we're not, We're nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I don't even this is awkward.

Speaker 14 (39:15):
Yeah, okay, I gotta go.

Speaker 29 (39:18):
I love you, no, by, I love you.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
So I think I hear the alcohol in her breath.

Speaker 13 (39:28):
So wonderful though.

Speaker 29 (39:30):
All right, since she's a little hungover right now, I
want you to check up on her and make sure
she's okay.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
All right, okay?

Speaker 9 (39:36):
Sound good?

Speaker 13 (39:40):
Hello? Hey baby? Hey, oh my god? What the hell
happened last night?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
God?

Speaker 15 (39:49):
All people called me to say that we hooked up
last night and that.

Speaker 13 (39:53):
You gave him my number? What I remember?

Speaker 9 (39:57):
What?

Speaker 16 (39:58):
No?

Speaker 13 (39:59):
I don't remember me See, I was wasted. Are you
kidding me?

Speaker 14 (40:03):
What that?

Speaker 27 (40:03):
Know?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
What?

Speaker 13 (40:04):
What can you tell me what happened? Because I'm besides
myself right now? You were with me all night?

Speaker 16 (40:11):
Well, I was with you all night until you pushed
me away because he said that you needed to make
your Christmas wish and you went over to Santa needed
to know. You don't remember any of you?

Speaker 15 (40:25):
Oh okay, okay, I don't think you un outstand I
was drunk.

Speaker 13 (40:29):
You saw how many more tinis I threw back? Lass?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Like?

Speaker 13 (40:33):
Really, I know you have not that heavy? How could
you let me do that with Todd?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Of all people?

Speaker 13 (40:40):
Todd? But why would you give him my number? Why
the hell would it happen? Are you serious?

Speaker 15 (40:46):
You don't you don't remember anything? No, I don't remember who.
If i'm I wouldn't be asking you. Why would you
let me look a put a stranger like that. Oh my,
I've never done that before, Christine, come on, come.

Speaker 13 (41:03):
On, are you kidding me?

Speaker 16 (41:04):
The same Patrick'sday party.

Speaker 15 (41:06):
That was totally different, and I didn't really look up
with a stranger. I mean, come on, no, come out,
stranger man.

Speaker 13 (41:15):
No, Oh my god, I get the shower.

Speaker 16 (41:22):
You came over to me last night and told me
that you wanted to undopt his pocket.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Guy was.

Speaker 13 (41:29):
I was wasted.

Speaker 15 (41:31):
I thought there was like a code among girls if
one is dropped, then you take care of them.

Speaker 13 (41:36):
Like seriously.

Speaker 15 (41:37):
So you would have just let me go ahead and
steal a police car or something like one the whole night.

Speaker 13 (41:41):
You wouldn't care. You just think it's funny.

Speaker 29 (41:43):
Well, yeah, it would be funny for everyone listening on
the radio. My name's Garret from Elvis Duran in the
Morning show. And you just got phone tapped by your friend, Christine,
Holy are.

Speaker 13 (41:55):
You kidding me?

Speaker 15 (41:57):
You know what, as soon as I sober or I'm black,
how about that?

Speaker 13 (42:01):
How about that?

Speaker 10 (42:03):
I gotta go Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You have cocktails, you pay the price, say you forget
this is what happens.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Please, dear Lord and Bob, please no one phone time me.

Speaker 18 (42:15):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 10 (42:19):
The Elvis Dan phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
That is Bald Freak Ronnie. He basically grew up on
this show. And then he left.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
That's what happened.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
He flew out of the nest and went and did
his own thing.

Speaker 9 (42:47):
Not all of us can stay forever, but I'm back,
so you.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Know, yeah, those with ambition actually do leave exactly. The
rest of us are just kind of stuck here. Well,
welcome back to the show. It's good to see you.

Speaker 9 (43:00):
To Thanks, It's such a blessing to be here. I
haven't seen everyone in a while.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Well some of you, right right, that's right. You and
Scary were down in Nashville.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
Gary Jones invaded Tennessee. Yes, yeah, like a tornado.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Okay, So there's a story here. I heard bits and pieces.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
You guys all went out for dinner and you had,
by the way, baldfreak Ronnie always out there searching for
the love of his life.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
That has nothing to do with this story.

Speaker 14 (43:27):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
So you guys are out there having dinner, and there
was a guest at the table.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
It was a group of couples, right, and I was
a single and there was another female single who I
was not my significant other. There was no romantic interest
there at all.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
I thought she was yours for the night.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
No, No, the opposite of that.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (43:48):
In fact, one of my friends who was in town,
his wife said, well, why don't you like, why don't
you connect with this a person? And I said, not
my type. Let's leave it at that.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
And well, okay, so just in first view and first conversation,
you knew she was not your type.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
But then the night actually got worse.

Speaker 9 (44:06):
Well, first of all, I didn't invite her out to dinner.
He Scary Jones, who's out with me, says he didn't
invite her out to dinner, and somehow she wound up
at the dinner.

Speaker 20 (44:15):
She kind of drifted into dinner from cocktails. And then
someone in the group said, why don't we just bring
her along? Plus she'll make the eighth person in the group.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
So okay, so no one really knew her. Well, yeah,
we know, we're kind of acquaintance.

Speaker 9 (44:29):
She's a scary friend. Scary is like he isn't one
of his navy girls. He's got he's got a girl
in every report, all right, who take a selfie with him?

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Yeah? You have hoes in different He needs.

Speaker 9 (44:39):
Somebody to show him around town because he just can't
figure it out for himself.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
So he's got So she was she joined you guys
for dinner.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
Yes, so uninvited.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
So tell the story.

Speaker 9 (44:48):
So then we're all having a jolly old time at dinner.
The wine is flowing, the steak is being eaten, and
then the check comes at the end of the night,
and I tell my friend who's handling the bill, I
hold my credit card up because I want to pay
my share, and we split it up by couples, and
the female, the girl who's sitting next to me, who
who had invited herself to dinner, says I'll venmo you,

(45:12):
and I'm like okay, And she doesn't venmo me the
full amount of her share.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
What was her share?

Speaker 9 (45:18):
Whoa two hundred and twenty dollars per ahead? Wow, all right,
you're hanging out with scary Jones. You're gonna live high
in the hot I've never.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Heard of head costing that you're not. I'm not going
to Burgen, but anyway, all right, so you would know
what you would.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
So anyway, so she was going to Venmo two hundred
and twenty two.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
What happened?

Speaker 9 (45:37):
She venmos me one hundred and twenty dollars and she
irish goodbyes. He just leaves what And then I go?
And then he had left. Scary Jones had left, and
I go to my friend, who said, I said, what
was that all about? I said, I said, I why
am I? Why am I paying for this girl's half
of this girl's meal? I don't even want her there?
So I sent her a Venmo request the next day

(45:59):
dinner balance plus irish goodbye in the comments for one
hundred dollars. And then we went out to dinner the
next night because everybody was still around, and this was
the topic of conversation at the next dinner, and I'm like,
it's not just about the money, It's like, why is
she here to begin with? And why am I paying
one hundred dollars to hang out with somebody I don't
even like, I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
That's tough.

Speaker 9 (46:21):
So she gets back to me, declines the Venmo request,
right says and says, and she says, I paid you
at dinner, you goober?

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Lol.

Speaker 9 (46:31):
And I said, no, you didn't. I said, two hundred
and twenty per person. I'll send you to the receipt
in case, in case you need it.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
So she responds and she says, no, I'm not short,
and then she the in a venmo comment, writes all
the food that she had eaten, and then in parentheses
she's with the price, and she says that added up
to one hundred and twenty dollars. So that's why I
paid you one hundred and twenty dollars. And I said, listen,
even if that was the classy thing to do, which

(47:00):
it isn't. When you're out to dinner with seven other people,
you pay, You just pay your share. There's there's no
comm you know, item, you don't take an adding machine.
Now that was decided, right, that just it's just etiquette, right,
it's just etiquette. And she and she declined the request.
She said, no, that that's she said, I tried to.
I tried to go over to the server and pay

(47:20):
my own way, so because I try to avoid this.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Okay, So.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
No offense, scary, but well, we know who you hang
out with, and that's not unusual. You do hang out
with some shifty people. Well, first you he does.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
We've talked about it.

Speaker 20 (47:34):
Absolute Yes, what she did was absolutely wrong. I can't
believe it. My mouth is on the floor. I will
say we were out with people who ordered expensive wine.
That's why the bill was so much, and I didn't
order it. I took like three SIPs.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
The point is I still paid my share.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Okay, But what she did, what your friend did, was
she paid one hundred dollars less than what she should
have paid and just tiptoed out, thinking, oh, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 9 (47:59):
Don't you don't you have discussed at least even if
you're I am type for money?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Can I think I think that? Well?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yes, in this corner, yeah, we have bald freak Ronnie
who is out one hundred dollars because of Scary's friend.
And in this corner we have Scary who brings shifty
people into the mix.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
Sketch balls everywhere's side.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
If you're on my side, they give me a hundred
dollars exactly. Yeah, do you owe Ronnie one hundred.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Dollars out of pocket for this money because you Scary?
But your invite, you're you should pay him his hundred
and then you go after the money since you know her, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
He's not responsible for her part. It's absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
You guys coupled him up with someone he did not
want to be coupled up with. You were like, you're
gonna love this, She's gonna be great.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
You know knew I didn't like.

Speaker 6 (48:52):
Her and even else, and then you made him pay
a hundred bucks for this person he didn't like it.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Hold on, hold on, I'm trying to get all this.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
You are a fantastic stenographer.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
I have a question. What's your question? Froggy.

Speaker 21 (49:09):
So usually when we have things like this, there's always
like two sides. I've only heard one side that makes sense.
I would like to hear scary side, because it seems
to Ronnie is a slam donkey.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
All right, all right, so let's go over here to
uh the accused.

Speaker 20 (49:25):
Scary So she she knew we were in town and
she stopped filed on in town.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
She spelled town wrong. Coast Boy Josh knows her too.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
They gonna have any white out hold on so Coast
Boy Josh knows her too.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
We all know what she's do. You guys like share
the same people.

Speaker 20 (49:48):
What is going on some acquaintance of ours, and she
shows us around town and she hooked us up with
fun stuff.

Speaker 9 (49:53):
Your honor, your honor.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (49:55):
The only reason we know her is because Scary did
the same thing when he came down the nash Will
last year and invited around for the same reasons.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Okay, so Scary, I'm sorry. We were interruption, Scary, So listen.

Speaker 20 (50:08):
So at the end of the day, she was invited
to come out for some cocktails for the bar beforehand.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Somehow, somehow she made it to dinner. Not by my invite, No, no, no, no.
Then who invited her? I think it was our friend.
It doesn't matter who invited it was.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
It does matter because you are the reason she You're
the reason she was there.

Speaker 20 (50:29):
The wives of one of our friends invited. I think
made the formal invite. So then she said, I'll I'll
tag along.

Speaker 17 (50:35):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
The point is.

Speaker 20 (50:37):
She came, she saw, she ate dinner, and I do
think she is due to pay her portion of the bill.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Well, you're the reason she was there.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Therefore you owe the money to Ronnie and then you
can go collect from her.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Well, the thing is she split it with Rony. They
should have. Did we get her on the phone, No.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Bad idea, great idea, No, come on, Coach to boy, Josh,
this is a friend of yours too.

Speaker 30 (51:03):
Scary called me here to defend him. But last time
we were out with this girl, it was not a
fun nut. We had away like a half an hour
to take like a Tesla Uber because Scary just wanted
to go in like the Tesla Uber Scary like. And
then we went to that dinner she was at, and
then they took us to that horrible club afterwards, to lounge.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Oh my god. Yeah, it was awful. It was an
awful Why are you hanging out with this nightmare? She's
supposed to have to be a tour guide for us
and she's a pleasant Is that what she does professionally? Anyway?
I do think she owes her portion of the bill.
She absolutely does. She does to you because you're gonna

(51:44):
pay Ronnie come out of my pocket? How was it
come out of my pocket? Josh? I'm glad you're here.
Is it okay that the court recognizes coach? Of course
we can't count it. I am the court.

Speaker 9 (51:58):
And the sonographer.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
So she's really that bad of a time. Why was
she invited out? Ever? Okay?

Speaker 30 (52:03):
So I don't know the reason she was at that
dinner we went to either she was just there. It
was like all of Ronnie and Scary's like best friends
and her.

Speaker 9 (52:14):
And the money aside. That's what I told Scary is like, like,
are we not good enough for you?

Speaker 22 (52:19):
Bro?

Speaker 9 (52:19):
Like, I'm one of your best friend You got to
invite some strange, like relative stranger who I don't like
out to hang out with me.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
It sounds like there's a history of bad times with
this woman. Yeah, and there's Scary.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
If we dive into Scary's past, Scary has a history
of inviting people who shouldn't be places to time.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Should you do this at a sales party or something?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
All the time? I do like it, don't you remember
he's hanging out with the mayor of Jersey City.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Yes, and he had a friend who needed his parking
ticket taking care of. He brought his friend the mayor
to pay the person.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Yeah, Scary has been told specifically to not invite someone
to a place, and he invited that person.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Let's be honest. Most of the people you hang out
with probably should be in prison. You've met his friends.
They're sketchy as hell. Man.

Speaker 20 (53:02):
I just want to say, oh my god, I like,
I'm no more than metrier kind of person.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Oh I know, Oh my god? What what? Yes, Josh
what Scary? It was a great time.

Speaker 30 (53:12):
He arranged my birthday party the the what was that
place called the Ashford?

Speaker 5 (53:17):
The Ashford in Jersey City.

Speaker 30 (53:19):
I show up and like, it's like, none of my
friends and all just all of his friends there.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
They're drinking all the drinks, they're eating all the food.

Speaker 30 (53:27):
Scary is not even there yet, and I'm like, I
don't know any of you.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
They were all out on a work release program. They
looked like do you know people? Do you know people
on like death row?

Speaker 4 (53:39):
All right, so anyway, uh so you feel that she
was there because of Scary. Absolutely, Therefore Scary should be
responsible for the one hundred dollars she shafted you on.

Speaker 9 (53:53):
I think you said it all, Judge Duran, Yeah, guilty.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Guilty as hell. Get hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
You can defend me after the show, and then you
should try and get the money from her.

Speaker 13 (54:08):
Ary.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Right, And it's just a little side note from the judge.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
I think you should reevaluate the people.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
Now.

Speaker 9 (54:15):
Yes, that is the moral of the story. Talk about it,
talk about it well, Scary Scary Jones is a guy
who he not.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
He likes to know people.

Speaker 9 (54:22):
That's his drug. He wants to he needs he needs
somebody in every port, everywhere he goes. He needs somebody
to be your anger on. And this is that person
in Nashville. Even though one of his best friends lives
in Nashville, he still he needs his hangers on.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
It's true. And they're all kind of lower than low,
these friends of yours.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
And now you're out one hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
All right, I'm glad we had this time together.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
By the way, it's great just trying to a beat
up Scary Sessions.

Speaker 13 (54:46):
We love.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
We're looking out for you. You need better friends. We're
looking out for you, don't you think? Absolutely yet?

Speaker 19 (54:54):
I wanted to start a class action because something similar
happened to.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Me with you. Couple of my friends and I.

Speaker 19 (55:04):
We sit down to dinner with Scary and four of
his compadres. I won't even say friends. I feel like
they're acquaintances. And then the bill comes and you know,
it's loud, Scary chit chattering with the other people. And
then finally he comes to me and he goes, Okay,
your share is four fifty I go, oh, for three guys,
he goes, No.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Four to fifty a person. Oh my god, three of
us owe over thirteen hundred dollars. And your friends who.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Are out on a work release program, they're altay gaging
signs and stuff.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
But that was a sexy fish in Miami fortunes, all right,
a class action loss it. How much should we go for?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Whatever you wear, you decide, Judge Crutch, Oh my god,
ten ten thousand dollars, yeah, amongst us, make it rain
like you're doing most of those sleepy clubs anyway, Baltic, Ronnie,
what an honor to have you here today, Ronne.

Speaker 9 (55:57):
Let's talk about this every day.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Are you gonna get them a hunter on?

Speaker 6 (56:02):
There you go, and then I gets money, and then
I get money and Danielle gets any Yes, all right.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Well, thank you for being here to listen to. Uh
what am I doing? I do something right? We're fine?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Right, okay, thank you for being here to witness the carnage.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
There you go? Are they closing credits? Now?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Over the absolutely there they go?

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Ye, new friends, get some new friends. We all agree
you need new friends.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Another episode of Sauce on the side.

Speaker 6 (56:35):
So we hung out a couple of times. He was
an interesting guy, and then I moved.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I never told him I was moving. You are You're
in safe.

Speaker 10 (56:44):
Open your free iHeart radio app, search sauce on the
side and listen now.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
So Gandhi asked an interesting question, and I want you
to have the same conversation with your friends at work
or your friend when you go out for lunch or
dinner or whatever.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Who in your circle.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Would be the last one standing in a horror movie?
Who would survive the slashing, the killing, all of it. Okay,
I think it was welly, Froggy, I haven't thought about you.
Hold on, hold that thought.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
Okay, give me some music. You're scary?

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Well, no, the Exorcist doesn't make sense because Satan is
always the last one to stand.

Speaker 22 (57:33):
Right.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
It is a horror movie, but it's not a slasher film.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
But it's scary music. So we'll play it.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
So let's say it's Froggy, Gandhi, Danielle me scary.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
And we're in a horror movie. Who is last one standing?
First of all? Lisas figure this out? What does it
take to be the last one standing.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
I think it takes some craftiness.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
You have to be white.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
What you have to be white? So I'm out.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Okay, so your first one to go, I could be
what do they still do that is the black person
or brown person?

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Still the first to go?

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Usually still there in the movie. Still I don't I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
I don't know what the newer movies. Maybe not, I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Okay, let's free that up.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Okay, so we take that off the table. That changes it.
But yeah, you have to be white. You have to
be crafty, you have to be resilient.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Yeah, you have to be the star of the movie.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
The star of the movie.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
I think you have to know how to defeat the
zombie zombie zombie. Well, I guess that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
So survival skills, yeah, definitely survival. So if you're out
there at the.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
At the abandoned boy scout camp, yes, yeah, right, there's
a lake involved, there's log cabins, yeah, and there's someone
else there trying to kill you.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
So survival skills yeah, yeah, scary.

Speaker 20 (58:52):
What I think you have to be highly intelligent, and
I think you need to be the fastest physically to
outrun because you always see them running.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Okay, so Scary's out.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
Okay, Okay, So here's.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
My theory about Froggy. Froggy would never go to an
abandoned boy scout camp. Scary would never go. I mean,
Froggy would never go to a house with a call
coming in, you know, from upstairs.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
And is this true about you? You are one hundred correction.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
So you don't even count because you're not even You're
not even a possibility to be one of the last
people's You won't be there.

Speaker 21 (59:25):
And I would run so fast if I got tricked
into going there that I'd be the you turn around
and go where'd he go?

Speaker 5 (59:33):
So what do you think, Danielle who.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I originally thought I would be able to figure it
out because I've seen so many of these movies and
I kind of know, you know, But Gandhi said, my
issue is that I'm the first one to go in
to the house because I'm so excited that it's haunted
or there's a murderer, as.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
You think you think the whole world is, you know,
Halloween horror nized.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Yeah exactly. I'm like, they're not going to really get
me with that chainsaw I'll be fine. Yeah, I kind of.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Also, I think like being sneaky and quiet. I don't
know if that's your thing.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Now, but but no, no, no, no, you're not quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I think being smaller is a good thing because the
better hiding place is when you're smaller. And I am
on the smaller side.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
I am only five two well gandhi shorter than you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Yeah, but I am brown, so that's not working for me.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
No, no, we let's eliminate that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Okay, let's come to the year twenty whatever this year is,
and let's hope that they would stop killing off brown
and black people so early in these films.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
Okay, I think Froggy has a good chance because basically
what he said, I think he'd be out or like
hidden immediately and you would just not hear from him
for the rest of the movie. You know, the quote
unquote movie.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
I mean, Froggy, you're afraid just to go to Chick
fil a. I mean you're afraid of every situation in life.

Speaker 21 (01:00:36):
Yeah, I'll tell you right now. When I'm home alone,
I don't turn all the lights off at night. I
leave it light on.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Do you check under beds, yes, I do check behind beds.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Behind and sometimes we'll say the bed.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Is close to a wall length wise, I'll go make
sure zone's not hiding under there, okay, and I'll check closets.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Am I the only one you know?

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
I checked out? That's the time?

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Okay? Yeah, so go ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
I think you would probably make it out because I
see you like calling a helicopter to come get you,
while the rest of us are like struggling off in
a corner, and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
You just get out of there and just make a
lot of noise, gonna bring a lot of attention to himself.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
He would. I just feel like he'd have some way
out that the rest of us didn't know about.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Okay, Okay, yeah, okay, keep going down the list. Who's
Who's where?

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
Oh after that, Scary I think dies immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Scary would die in the walk in freezer getting a snack. Yeah,
sure you're looking there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
He'd be like Jack Nicholson in the Shining where he
is like icicles coming off his nose exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Okay, for sure, Scary's out.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Scary is getting a snack. He's gonna die. Froggy ran away, Froggy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Ran You got a helicopter out of there.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
There's no, helicopter. No, that's not a possibility bunker.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
So I guess that leaves Danielle and I.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
And also, you can't be slutty. Someone just sent that
on the text.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Oh yeah, the slutty ones in the little white tidy
t shirts.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
They yell first, the slutty one and the guy, the guy,
the voice lets they get killed when you go for
a romp in the hay, you're gonna die.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Damn, you don't have sex in a horror movie. You're done, done,
It's all done.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
And also someone texted in the athlete always dies first.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
I think it's like a sleep or someone that you
wouldn't expect to make it all the way through.

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
The hottest person dies.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Yes, you always know, like the big character, the big
lead character, but the big name is not going anywhere. Yeah,
he's making it out, you're making it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
I think your last man standing. No, Yeah, who do
you think it is? Who do you all think it is?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
I think Scottie b I did not put him in
the original going in.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Scotty Bee is a freddy cat. Yeah he's he's if
a leaf falls off a tree, he yeah, you are correct,
too much noise with that, but I know, but he's
very sensitive.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
He's sensitive to everything around him.

Speaker 31 (01:02:54):
I was driving in a car over the weekend and
there was a stand mixer in the back and I
made a turn and it fell over and I scream
so loud. I'm afraid of literally everything.

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
I feel like he'd have some sort of like cardiac
and frinction and it would just him right, he'd.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Cut his leg and then he goes, oh, I cut
my leg.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Another text, you have to be a secret psychopath to
survive because the only way to get out is to
kill them or eliminate them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Well, that is right, you do have to figure that out.

Speaker 20 (01:03:19):
I think Elvis is the one who stands last because
I don't think that needs to be a sequel, and
we need star power for.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
The star power. This is not star power. No, no,
you know, you guys know, doesn't makes sense. You asked us.
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I'm saying, if you are in the situation that is
in a horror film, Yeah, not that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
I don't know if that's how you're meant to sure.

Speaker 6 (01:03:41):
I think like you put us, real real life people
into a horror movie situation. How are we getting out
of it with the resources that we have. I feel
like I don't know. I think people with a black
card have some sort of like black hawk tactic that
will come get them out of bad situation.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
So people with a black heart will win.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Black car card.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Black carry's got a black card, doesn't he it's a color.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
I don't think it's a black card.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
Oh what are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
The black card? Black card?

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Please?

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
The black card murderers don't know what a Centurion card is?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Do you whip it out and go? I got this.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
With my card that's made out of a metal.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
I think they just have like teams of people that
watch you and keep an eye on you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
You're not taking this seriously at all, being dead serious.
You brought up a great topic and.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
You're kind of no, But I'm being serious about this.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
Hello Dana, Hi Dana. In your group, do you know
who would.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Survive a haunted house situation or a slasher house?

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Definitely not me?

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Why? Why? Why? Not? You terrified?

Speaker 14 (01:04:42):
But I'll tell you what my four year old daughter would.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
Now, how would a four year old daughter of your
outwit the murderer or the zombies?

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Whatever?

Speaker 13 (01:04:51):
He would join in join in.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
She was she was murdering people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
What fow' not murdering?

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
She's joining in, She's she's.

Speaker 12 (01:05:02):
Gonna laugh, she's gonna walk with him, she's gonna follow them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Well, you know, if if you're in a zombie movie,
the thing is to take zombie guts and rub zombie
guts all over you because the scent the zombie will
not will smell you as their own to it, because
you'll you're covered in the dead the guts.

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
What if you have like anad wound and then you've
got zombie crap and you I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Just telling you, trying to tell you what they tried
to survive, so it's it's honestly, then they don't smell
you know that you're still alive. They smell the gut,
the zombie gut text.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
Listen to this, Dana Elvis would be the slutty one
having sex. He's out. No, I would not.

Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
Yeah, I thought that immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
They know better.

Speaker 21 (01:05:44):
All right, the star of the show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
You're making it to the end. No matter why.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
I'm not saying the big bucks, I'm not saying we're
in a movie, We're in a slasher house, We're in
a we're in a situation where a murderer is trying
to kill us.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
Who is going to survive? In a different way of
looking at it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
But okay, I would still think it's you, though, because
you talk about why do you not? Why are you
trying to die.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
To be the first one out?

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
I don't want to witness the carnage and then survive.
I'll have survivals guilt, survivors guilt.

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Okay, But it's not about what you want.

Speaker 22 (01:06:15):
It's about why it was going to be Danielle going
to be Danielle from the get go.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Why because she.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Just she knows what's up.

Speaker 25 (01:06:24):
She knows what's up, what kind of the zombie guts
what I think I would try to reason, Yes, I
feel like you would talk to them, you, you would
try to understand her, everyone down, I would say.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
To that reason.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
You know, these are some of my favorite movies. Ok
it's not a movie, that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Sorry, all right, Dana, good luck, and you're murdering for
four year old deed to beat her.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Well, she's not murdering, Bob.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
All right, Dana, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
So why I still say you Because if we go
back to the original, what do you have to take
to survive this actual scenario. You have to be smart,
you have to be resilient, you have to be a
little bit crafty. I think you're all of those things. Yeah,
quiet in the right scenario.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
He likes craft services.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
I will not accept any of this.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
If we are all in a house, lightning storm outside
in the middle of nowhere, like in the middle of nowhere,
no way to get out. The car won't start because
they unplug the whatever our tesla ran out of juice. Ye,
who's gonna survive this vicious murderer who's attacking us.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
Yeah, it's tough, but I still would think that you'd
probably make it to the end. Well, all right, I
don't think I would die immediately, but I don't think
I would make it to the end.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
Who said this scary?

Speaker 15 (01:07:55):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
I said?

Speaker 20 (01:07:56):
That you'll get run over by your own lawnmower and
chopped up by your garden tools.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
What a movie? Because in the garden whatever, where would
you be found? Where would the killer find you? That's
what I'm under.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
The kay could be under like the garden hose, the
water wheel.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
All right, this is going nowhere is great? I love this?

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
Know what the listeners think.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
People are saying they think Gandhi would be the last
woman standing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
Anyway, I mean, I'm gonna do.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
One more and then we're done with this. Hello, is
she there? I hit twelve? Oh, there're high so uh
go ahead. Who's going to survive with all of us
in the murderer's house?

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
I think a lot.

Speaker 15 (01:08:42):
Of it based on tours group.

Speaker 23 (01:08:45):
So I think with like Scorpios, in the end, we
would be the twist and we would be the actual killer.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Oh so okay, question out of our circle of people,
who would be the killer?

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
Gandhi I Sagittarius, think about that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
But I would I could see myself being the king.

Speaker 8 (01:09:03):
Honestly, also too, Usually the virgin is the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
One that last, so I don't think anybody would survive.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Wait, that would be that. It'd be Andrew. Andrew, you're
the virgin. He's looking at me like, what excuse me?
Andrew is the virgin? He will survive. He's looking at you,
am I on the ear, Yes, all right, there you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
Go, thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Thea all right, something to toss around with your friends. Yeah,
they probably won't understand what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
I think this will start so many controversies in the
day because everyone's going to try and say that they're
the person that makes it to the end, and all
their friends are gonna be like, no, not, well here goes.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
No one in here other than Danielle has said I
believe I will make it to the end.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
You're the only one who believes you will make it
to the You only because.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
I've seen so many of these movies, I feel like, I,
you know, I think I could figure it out.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
All right, Well, all right, well hey, more power to you. Thanks,
the world is yours. You survived.

Speaker 11 (01:09:57):
Can all of you are so hilarious?

Speaker 10 (01:10:07):
El mister ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
Elvis dan Is waiting for coffee? Is that he just
yelled down the hallway. I'm waiting for my coffee. I
may make the beginning of the break. I may not
roll without me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
That coffee machine is kind of slow.

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
It's very slow, especially if you get the cold brew
it's lower.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
And then if you take the coffee away too soon,
it goes all over.

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
There's a lot going on away, yeah, some extra time.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
And then there are always people there too, and you can't,
you know, jump ahead of them. And I'm on the air.
Everybody hears on the air bummer. So what do you
guys want to do till he gets back? Oh, he's back.
We're done the air.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Hey, I got to tell you I was listening to
you guys down the hallway. That coffee maker takes forever,
you know. Sorry about that, but you guys sound great.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Hey, we didn't really do much.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
No, you have this chemistry.

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Oh it's like we worked together everything.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
I mean, I don't even have to be here.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
Oh, stop, don't even start that anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
Hey, you know what, I'm just Gandhi and I have
a date every morning at like five thirty, righty ish,
five thirty ish. We go way down the hallway to
that coffee room and we get coffee together and we
talk about the events of the night whenever.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
So there's a new microwave oven in there, brand new.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
And someone printed this on their printer and it said,
and they taped it to the door of the microwave oven.
It says, please all capitals, please do not microwave fish
in here.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Thank you, kay. And I'm thinking, oh my god, let's
think this through. What happened.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Someone obviously brought some fish in from home or leftovers
whatever and warmed it up in this microwave, and apparently
it made the whole place smell like you know, a
long John Silver's or something.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
I don't know. And so Gandhi's thought as well, wait
a minute.

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
What about the pescatarians or people who are not eating
meat for religious reasons? One day? Can they not come
and heat their food up here? And I'm very torn
about I want to know who put the sign up,
because I do not think it was like building management
or anyone like that. I think one person got their
panties in a bunch and decided to put the sign up.
So that's interesting to me. But also, you know, like

(01:12:26):
Scotty wants to heat of his seafood pasta minus the seafood,
and it's gonna smell a little like fish. He shouldn't
be allowed to eat.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
That day, We yelled at you it was delicious. Well,
the whole place reeked of like old fish. Yeah, but
it doesn't anymore anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
So exactly, so Gandhi's point was, what about people that
have fish and they want to eat lunch, and why
are they singled out?

Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
Should they have a separate microwave?

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
So again, the sign said please do not microwave fish
in here, thank you. So I said, let's go print
up a retort. So I printed up the following feeling targeted,
where shall I or my fish?

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Well, I wonder what they're going to write tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
I don't know what is the etiquette there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I mean, look, no one wants to smell like the
smell of nasty fish, or no one wants to smell
burnt popcorn. You know all those microwaveable odor things, right,
but we.

Speaker 6 (01:13:17):
Do well, I think what could end up happening? And
this will be interesting. When that microwave was broken for
a week, people figured out we have a secret microwave
down here, so everybody started coming down here to heat
things up. I wonder if the people who have been
banned because of the fish are going to come down
here now and use our mind.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
No, no, no, no, no, we don't want that fishy microwave
over here.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Where are you from the Bronx? Yes, but look, you
know what, Let's be honest. It may smell for a minute,
but the smell will dissipate, it will go away.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
I think also, though, when you put your food in
the microwave right after the fish. Sometimes you feel like
your food's going to have that fishy. I agree, yeah,
and I don't want that on my food.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Okay, well maybe I don't want to smell of your
macaroni and cheese on my fish.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Oh come, I guess you do exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
Or you know, if there's a vegetarian and there's a
scent of beef left in the microwave, maybe they don't
want that exactly. It's a community microwave. I think everyone
just has to get over it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
I think you're right. Yeah, it's just weird to see.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
I didn't even know there was a microwave there. By
the way, I've only found out this morning when I
saw a note.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I'm like, what, I didn't know either until we saw
the note. The note actually made it stand out.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
I love passive aggressive memos that are taped up in
kitchens at office office places, whatever office buildings, whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
So feel free to text us yours.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
I really just want to know who had the audacity
to put that up there, because again, you know, it
wasn't the management. Someone got madd us.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Just just type it out on your phone. We can't
receive pictures on our text, so text like just a
general overlook of what you've seen taped up in your
break room at work, because people do get really, really
piste off.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
This happened on the office, remember with Pam put that
sign on the microwave, please clean up after you use
the microwave.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
They got mad.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
But I mean that that's that's different. You should clean upbout.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
Given Danielle, what if we have like mayonnaise residues? Exactly
what's scary? You know, just what you were saying before.

Speaker 20 (01:15:23):
I just don't think your fish may be my Mexican
food or like what what Mexican food smells bad?

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
If that smells bad to me?

Speaker 20 (01:15:31):
So you can't discriminate against fish people, you can.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
This is our point, true. I don't sing about it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Oh god, what did you eat? Because whatever whatever you
have in your mouth, I'm gonna put a note on it.
Your breath is kicking man coffee?

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Oh god, you're right.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
People bitch about Indian food all the time too, and
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
I love I love the smell of Indian food.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Me too, But not everybody does.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
I know. But it's a community microwave, So.

Speaker 10 (01:16:01):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Tapp, Danielle tell us all about your phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
All right, So Paul is phone tapping his mom because
his mom just started giving piano lessons and you know
what she put up in the grocery store, one of
those things that says piano lessons and you rip one off.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Well she's not having a lot of luck. It's all
like nutcases calling her. So of course miss moscallopsis will just.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Add to the fund on miss a nutcase, not at all.
Let's see what happens in today's piano lessons phone tap.
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Hello, Hello, yes, hello, yesh, I'm calling about the piano lessons.

Speaker 14 (01:16:39):
Hi er. I do teach lessons on Thursday, Friday and
Saturdays here at my house.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
My son Marvin, he works, and uh, he's got to
drive me because I can't drive. I'm an old lady.
So he drives me, and I need to come on
a Tuesday.

Speaker 14 (01:16:53):
Well, I'll tell you what we can. We can make
an arrangement for the first lesson and then see how
that goes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Well noon, does that work for you?

Speaker 14 (01:17:00):
No, I was if it was on Tuesday. It has
to be late in the evening.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
I know, but on Tuesday night I bought.

Speaker 14 (01:17:05):
My loan order out there. They're thirty dollars for the
first lesson.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
What I thought they.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Were free because that saw the sign in grocery store
and they said piano lessons, and so everything and everything
that's hanging up in the grocery store is free.

Speaker 14 (01:17:21):
That's well.

Speaker 12 (01:17:21):
I mean, there's a lot of other free things, but
mine is not. I assure you that though it's very
much worth the money, some time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Dollars is very expensive.

Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
How much.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
How no, I don't think I can thirty dollars.

Speaker 14 (01:17:34):
It's actually, you know, below standard for lessons. But this
is how I make my living. And I promise you
that it's all right.

Speaker 17 (01:17:41):
I'll give you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
I'll give you two dollars, because thirty dollars is a
lot of money. But two dollars, I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (01:17:48):
I can't charge a less than that.

Speaker 12 (01:17:51):
But I would be very happy to teach you if
you want to come back to me, uh, you know,
when you have some money or maybe telling.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
It's a lesson for thirty dollars, it's a.

Speaker 14 (01:18:00):
Half hour lesson.

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
Thirty dollars for a half hour.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
You're robbing people, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
I'm an old lady, I should get the senior's discount.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Don't you have a senior's discount.

Speaker 15 (01:18:10):
Yeah, I'll get back to you about this.

Speaker 14 (01:18:14):
I thank you for calling with your interests. Have a
nice day, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
But excuse me, I didn't give you my phone number
and my name. Miss marshallapses none of his moss claps hello, Hello,
I think we got disconnected. I'm sorry. I wanted to
give you all my information, ma'am.

Speaker 14 (01:18:33):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 13 (01:18:34):
I'm afraid I can't help you.

Speaker 14 (01:18:35):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 13 (01:18:36):
I'm booked and book four.

Speaker 14 (01:18:37):
I can't help you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
All right, I'll be that Tuesday to seventy six. Nowhere
arms and I'll be that Tuesday, and I'll bring my
my son.

Speaker 14 (01:18:47):
My hold on my address?

Speaker 20 (01:18:49):
Was?

Speaker 14 (01:18:49):
My address was not on the foot? How do you
have my dress?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
My son Moven just got me a computer and so
uh I've been learning how to use the.

Speaker 14 (01:18:56):
Goog Just so listen, I tell me you bring.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Anything special for the lessons.

Speaker 14 (01:19:02):
No, you need to bring nothing. Uh don't don't, ma'am. No,
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
My son Marvin's very excited about my lessons because you know,
he's a big penist and he he has been going
around town. He brings his penis wherever he goes.

Speaker 14 (01:19:16):
No, ma'am, listen, you cannot call her.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
You want to be a good penist too. So that's
where I my lessons.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Ma'am.

Speaker 14 (01:19:22):
I need to know that you're not gonna come by
my house.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
You just don't do that. Okay, I'll see you Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Don't come here.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
I'm an old lady. You don't like old papers.

Speaker 14 (01:19:31):
And respects love old ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
But ma'am, you're just like you are crazy.

Speaker 12 (01:19:36):
You are an insane old woman. What I'm saying, I
do know when you just shut up and listen when
I tell you, Paul.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
With me when I come. How do you know, Paul,
Because Paul's phone tapping you right now?

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
What Paul, Paul?

Speaker 14 (01:19:56):
I am going to Paul.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 18 (01:20:02):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all parts.

Speaker 10 (01:20:06):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
We were talking the other day about kissing and Gandhi
has this thing. Daniel. I don't know if you're talking
a little bit about it getting kissed on the forehead.
That's your thing. I love it. She's melting just talking
about it. Look at her.

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
Yeah, it's so sweet. It's just such a non sexual Hey,
I love you. I'm thinking about you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Love it on the forehead. It must be the forehead.

Speaker 12 (01:20:42):
See.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
That reminds me of my mom when she used to
take my temperature with her lips when I was a kid.
You know, you put your lips to the forehead and
see if it's warm, and then they give you a
little peck to say I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Yeah, my mom used to take my temperature two, but
she used the rectal version.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
I hope she stopped after you know.

Speaker 5 (01:20:59):
Yeah, uh no.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
But okay, so back to the forehead kiss. I mean
you find it to be just like the most romantic Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
It just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
like a awe which you know me, I'm not really
like an awe person, But I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
Does anyone else have a like something like that? But
not the forehead kiss? Because I know you're talking to
your friends about.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
This, Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
I did a little survey to find out from men specifically, like, Hey,
to you, what feels like a forehead kiss? And the
answers were so cute and wholesome. I really appreciated it,
and people wanted me to share, So I think I'm
gonna have to go post all of these answers.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
Mine's not a kiss, It's a hug. I love a
great hug, but it can't be a bro hug. Bro
hugs you like.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
Slap them on the back, Yeah, when you're hugging them.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
No, no, no, it has to It has to be a
just hug with no slapping on the back.

Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
Yes, and like a long, extended, full bodied body. That
makes a difference too, because when people do that thing
where they stick their butt out and they're trying to
not touch it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
Why they're pelvi scary He puts his pelvis, Indie, Yeah
he does.

Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
But what about you scary?

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
She's asking men, and you qualify so as what what
is the equivalent?

Speaker 6 (01:22:12):
Yeah? What feels so nice and makes you feel warm
and fuzzy?

Speaker 7 (01:22:14):
Putting putting my head on boobs?

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Like, I like that too, And I mean I'm a
gay guy and I love putting my head on boobs.

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
It reminds me of my mom in a non sexual way. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
let's make it very clear.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Scary puts his head on boobs in a non sexual way.
I'm sorry to.

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
Lay my head in people's laps. What do you mean people, well,
my girlfriend's laps.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
What about you, Garrett? But what's what's a nice little
non sexual right on the cheek? The kiss on the cheek.
That's that's the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
First date kiss sometimes sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
So what kind of answers were you getting from the
guys you were talking to?

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
Oh, it was bringing me home food from a restaurant.
When she goes out with her friends without asking. A
simple handhold while we're walking down the street. Some people
like the arm lock. Some people just there were a
lot of back rubs and head rubs that people really
are into. A little rub on the ear, just playing
with someone's ear lobe, the regular old forehead kiss. A

(01:23:17):
lot of guys like the forehead kiss, just like I
like the forehead kiss. It was just so sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Well, yo, let me tell you a little something about me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Okay, it's you know, I've been doing this show with
you guys for so long, but everyone looks to me
for I guess like I'm the boss. I'm not the boss.
I make that very clear. But everyone's like, oh, is
alms that so thinks. So everyone thinks that I haven't
like I have no problems whatsoever. Everyone everyone looks at
Big Daddy like I am immune to everything and I

(01:23:48):
can handle any situation.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
That's not true.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
I'm a very vulnerable person. I'm you know, I have
my weaknesses. But you know there's always that one in
the crowd or in your circle of friends who looked
up to as if they're the leader.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
I don't like that at.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
All, okay, because sometimes I don't want to be the leader.
Sometimes I want to be held and I want to
be taken care of. It doesn't but it doesn't happen, though.
Do you understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
Yeah, no, I I get that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Well, then stop it. Are you asking us to spoon you?
I want to spoon me. He spooned me.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
You know what I'm saying. Though, When you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Work and scary comes up from behind and is your
big spoon, you will rue the day.

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
Okay, Okay, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
Maybe I've moved it from physical physical things to how
how you're treated when you're when you're you know, I
know people look up to me as if I need
to be there for you at all times.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
I don't want to be there for anyone go.

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
Away and people need to check. People maybe need to
check on you more and be like, hey, I agree,
do you?

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
No one ever checks on me?

Speaker 6 (01:24:51):
I get that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
How you doing, I'm going to be more submissive. Yeah,
it makes sense because you know you spend most of
your day in power, being in charge. But I don't. Well,
I mean around here, you do alpha. I'm not. I'm
not alpha. I'm not and I'm not the man. And
how many times have someone said to me, Hey, Elvis,
you're the man. I'm like, I don't want to be

(01:25:12):
the man. You've heard me say that, right, Yes, I'm serious.
I don't want to be the man.

Speaker 22 (01:25:16):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
I hear you always say you don't want to be
the man. But that doesn't mean you're not the man.

Speaker 13 (01:25:21):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
But I'm just saying being being the man. It's it's
I can see how he can like just tear you down.
So you want to think about that he doesn't want
to be the man I want. Yeah, I want to
be with the man. You could be dominated, you could. Okay,
I'm not saying I want to be dominated or submissive. Okay,
maybe I'm being that's too much. Don't bring me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Sometimes when a person doesn't know they're the man, that
makes it like more sexy, Like you're the you are
the man, even though you don't realize you're the man.

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
I don't want to be the sexy non man. I
just want to be you know, I don't know. I
don't know. I need you know what I need? I need? Man. Well,
we should call Bob Pittman. He really runs. iHeart he's
the man.

Speaker 16 (01:26:05):
He's the man.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
We should ask Bob Pittman if he's ever tired of
being the man.

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
We should call him.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Yeah, you think he's up right now?

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
Ask anyone in power. No, no, no, he's the man.
He sleeps as late as he wants. It's true.

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
But you know, okay, let's say you're a father of kids.
Let's let's look to uh, let's look to h Garrett.

Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
Garrett. Yep, you're the father. You're the provider. Correct, you're there,
you're there to make sure they're they're safe and taken
care of.

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
But sometimes you don't want to do that, not with them.
But you don't want that role all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
Because it's it's draining, is it not?

Speaker 14 (01:26:42):
Oh?

Speaker 29 (01:26:43):
Yeah, No, the the dad dad, dad, dad. And my
wife gets the same thing with mom. It's almost like, yes,
you know how to go to the bathroom. Just I
don't need to know you're going to the bathroom. Just
say you're going. Just go to the bathroom. You don't
need to want you. He wants your recognition. He wants
you to wreck now is the fact he's going to
the bathroom he because.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
You're the man? Yeah, I yes, yeah, okay. I don't
want to be I don't want to the man. I'm
tired of being the man. All right, enough of this?

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Well, I tell you one time, when they're not doing
that anymore and they grow up and they're twenty and sixteen,
you're gonna miss being the man, Garrett, I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
All right, all right, maybe a lot, just a little bit,
but not all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
I mean, all right, well, enough of that not being
the man, Ganda, you be the man for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
I'm tired.

Speaker 6 (01:27:27):
I'm just tired like I'm a man every day in
my life. Really, yes, not your man up as much,
but yeah, in every other facet of my life, I
just feel like man who put me in charge of me?
This is crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:27:40):
Well, you know, being in charge of you would be crazy. Yeah,
because you're crazy. It has something to do with it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
I don't know how to handle me. I would like
someone else to step in.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
And by the way, let me be very clear when
I say the man, it really is kind of a
crappy way of saying it because there are so many
women in that same situation where they're always looked up to,
They're always expected to have answers, they're always expected to
be strong. Yeah, and sometimes you're like, you don't want
to be that. So let's take away the man thing.
I think I was really wrong called.

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
You don't want to be the boss.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
Don't want to be the boss in charge? Good?

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
How about the book in charge?

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
You like? Oh yeah, I see, I'd rather be the bitch.

Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
That sounds more fun the regularitybe.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
That's it. Oh my god, anyway you slice it, I'm
just the bitch.

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Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
So let's talk about the human mind, shall we? We
all have one, some of us more or less than others. Right, Yeah,
the functioning of the human brain. The human brain. You know,
where would we be without it? Let's take it through people.
I mean, because of the brain, we do things that
we don't even control, like heartbeats, breathing, seeing, things like that.

(01:29:33):
But we also have things that we wish we could
control but we can't, including the mind, our personality, our intelligence.
So there's a magazine or journal actually called Intelligence. They're
talking about the human mind and what happens as we age.
So if this doesn't apply to you as you're aging,

(01:29:53):
it applies to someone in your life, maybe your parents,
or your close friends, or someone you work with that's
a good friend who is approaching the age of sixty
and going beyond yours truly right in that wheelhouse. So
let's talk about it. They say that after psychological research
for many decades, there's patterns going on here.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
The functioning of the human.

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
Brain reaches its peak between the ages of fifty five
and sixty.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
So think of that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
Person, if not you, someone in your life that's right
in that that five year span okay, fifty five to sixty.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
And it's just on average. This is not everyone. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
So there's different types of intelligence we are talking about
this fascinating.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
There's fluid intelligence, which is.

Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
Reasoning, like your memory, how far back you can remember
things and how fast you can process things in your mind.
Already there like memories that team seems to peak in
your early twenties and then it starts fading.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
So the saying when you're in your early twenties your
memory is boom, it's there, and how you process things
you've seen and experienced boom while it recalls immediate without hesitation.
But just like a phone that's bogged down and losing
its memory, the mind is the same thing. It takes
a little longer to pull up a certain app or
two on your phone.

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
The older you get, your brain acts the same way.
Is that probably a good way? To describe it, Gandhi,
I think so.

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
I also think you know, the older you get, the
more memories you have. So when you're forty, you have
twice the lifespan that you had when you were twenty.
So of course it's going to take longer for you
to pull up that file than it was when you
were twenty years old.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
I guess it's safe to say the more photos you
have in your phone, the slower your your apps are
gonna work.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Okay, what is the reason.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
That there's certain memories that you can recall so vividly still,
but then other ones you have no freakin idea, don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:31:44):
I don't know. We can assume, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
Maybe maybe it was such a powerful event that happened
when the memory was formed. I guess that it affected
you emotionally in a certain way. It affected you in
more than just something to remember. It affected the way
you thought and you felt, and it resonated with you
for several days, maybe like something tragic or something really
fun that happened. Maybe it has a deeper filing file

(01:32:10):
in there.

Speaker 5 (01:32:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:32:12):
Maybe maybe I mean they also say that memories aren't
stored equally in the brain. So depending on what mood
you were in when that thing was happening. If you
were stressed out, you're more likely to forget something. If
you were in a really happy, receptive place, you're more
likely to remember something. Yeah, so I think that all
that goes into it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
God, you know what, you just hit a button with me,
both of you. I was like, Okay, what's a great memory?
I probably am. I'm not recalling that I should because
it was such a great moment. Then you can't recall
it because it's gone. You can't remember what you don't remember.

Speaker 6 (01:32:42):
So I love when I.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Recall something much differently than like my say, my husband,
and he'll go, but wait, that's not how it happened.
I'm like, yeah, that's how I remember. It's like, that's
not so.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Add that to the whole list of reasons why you
will or will not remember things, right, it's different, different advice.

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
So that's fluid intelligence. It peaks in the early twenties
and then it fades steadily. Crystallized intelligence. I love this one.
No matter how old you get, they say, you still
accumulate knowledge and experience that you build that for decades.

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
You're good so as you.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Get older and older and maybe things in the brain
are slowing down your experiences in life, they still build
that knowledge you learning new things. That's why Gandhi and
a lot of scientists tell you always be learning, no
matter how young or old you are.

Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
Learn new things.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Right, absolutely.

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
I think so many people just stop when they leave school,
and you're like, no, no, no, that's a way for
you to just atrophy. There's so much out there to
keep learning.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
We're so fast to roll into our professional lives and
just Okay, I worked all day nine to five, I'm home,
I'm ready to relax and not do anything. Well, that's
not good personality traits. They mature and increase through early adulthood,
and then they level off.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
Later in life.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
Your personality traits like uh, your emotional stability, ability to
keep calm under stress, you know those are learned things.
Sometimes you know you get unders stressful situations. You know
you can think it through and go, okay, I can
deal in reason with this. And when there's when you're older,
not as easy. They're saying, Okay, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
It's the opposite. Sometimes. I think that things that stressed
you out when you were a little bit younger, don't
stress you out as much as you get older, because
you realize that maybe life is short and there's no
need to stress over some stupid stuff, do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
Yeah, I don't know if this is exactly I think
that that hits on this, This hits on that.

Speaker 13 (01:34:37):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
That's kind of funny about all these different personality traits.
They kind of melt into each other a little bit.
Moral reasoning, the ability to weigh competing principles that deepens
with your experience in your life, producing sounder judgments about
fairness and duty. That continues as I'm reading this, to
increase and get better for you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Hopefully as you.

Speaker 6 (01:35:00):
Do you feel like that applies to you, Like do
you think that as you have grown up you feel
like you have more morals and that you implement a
more you know, moralistic lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
I guess I believe that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
I believe that all the morals that I was wired
with and I learned as a child from my parents
and my surroundings, I still hang on to those, but
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Think they're deeply more deeply ingrained with me. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:28):
I get torn because there's some stuff, you know, my parents.
They beat it into my head, this is this is
the way it is. And then there's and I carry
that with me. But then as you grow up and
you look at the world around you, and maybe you
notice a bunch of other people not following the same thing,
sometimes it makes you think, huh, should I Should I
keep living this way if nobody else is? Am I
putting myself at a disadvantage? I always wonder about that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
I don't know though, the ability to weigh competing principles
producing sound er judgments with fairness and duty. As you ate,
I can see that could be a conflict as well,
as Froggy was shaking his head.

Speaker 21 (01:36:02):
No, that's because because there are certain things that I
know that we're in stilled. For example, when I lived
in North Carolina when I was a young kid, there
were things there that were totally different when I moved
to Florida, and then you learn a different way, and
you learn a different people do things differently in different
parts of the country, And so I believe that that's another
reason that going other places and seeing other ways that

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things are done, and meeting people from different cultures is
so important because it teaches you different than just the
little place that you lived. It feels like your whole life,
but yet there's so much more out there.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
You've got to be open minded about it too, because
so many people are closed minded and they think like.

Speaker 21 (01:36:36):
Nope, my way, I've always done it this way. Well,
maybe that's not the right way.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
Here's one they hit on that definitely, they say, anyway
phage with age.

Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
Cognitive flexibility.

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
That's the ability to the ability to shift smoothly between
tasks and strategies when circumstances change. And then there's the
cognitive empathy. Cognitive empathy the ability to get what others
are thinking. Okay, so how many times have you been
hanging out with your parents, your grandparents or me and

(01:37:11):
all that? Elvis, he is set in his ways, even
though you throw a whole different world of possibilities in
front of me.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
I'm still going to do it that same way that
I'm accustomed do it to doing and I don't grow
with it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
The brain as you age does not allow you or
promote these things to change and to bend right.

Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
One hundred percent. That's when my dad's out here calling
Apple for help. I'm like, why are you calling? You
can google it. You can look up so many different things.
But he's so hardwired to have called somebody and talk
to a human that it's so hard for him to
just adjust to a new way. I don't think older
people are unable to do things. I think they're unwilling.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Oh my gosh, one hundred percent. I have this conversation
with my mom all the time, because my mom is
very smart. She's you know, she's very She's out there
in the world doing more things than I do. She's
just so damn stubborn. Like I'll say to her, Mom,
I showed you five times how to return on Amazon,
and she's like, Danny, I don't remember. She's full of craps.

(01:38:10):
She plays the damsel in distress all exactly. She knows
I'm going to do it for her.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
You know, Uncle Johnny did the same thing in his
late last year. Ye he could easily do these things
for himself, or at least figure out how to through
logic fix them.

Speaker 5 (01:38:24):
Yes, And he wouldn't do it. He had to have
someone come over and do it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
And we just wrote that off as him just being
lonely and he wants people to come over and fixes
his vacuum. Cleaner or whatever, right, Scotty, But you know
the mind does that, Okay, So inclosing on this article, anyway,
throughout middle age, the gains.

Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
More than offset the losses.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
As you get older, you are gaining knowledge, you are
gaining experiences, and that outweighs your ability to be as
speedy as you used to be. The late fifties emerge
as the sweet spot. That's the point when hard won
wisdom compensated for dwindling speed.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
But it's downhill from there.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
So there you go, so knowing that, you know, being
in my sixties and anyone in your life who's approaching
the sixties in that sixty mark, let them know. You
need to be out there learning things your life. You
may not be able to run as fast, and you
know it may take an extra second to stand up.
Way for sitting on the floor. Does it keep you

(01:39:23):
from out there learning because your mind is still making
space for new feelings, new things that will always be
with you in your heart, and of course being with
friends and being with friends and.

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
Letting them titillate your brain. You know, yeah, scary. I
feel like the more I learn, the more I forget.

Speaker 20 (01:39:41):
I can't remember current things but then I have these
crystallized versions of things that I that I did years ago,
and I'm like, I keep accessing all this stuff from
all the back then. Yeah, but what about now? I'm
learning so much every single day, But then I'm like, oh,
I can't I can't remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Isn't that a thing with Alzheimer's, though, Elvis, because.

Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
I remember, well, I didn't want to say. I didn't
want to. I didn't want to go to tell Scary
he has dementia.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
But go ahead, it's sorry. But I'm just saying, like,
I remember my grandmother, like not remembering anything now, but
she would tell me stories of things that happened twenty
twenty five years ago, saying with my mom, she knew
them like they were, you know, right in front of her.
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:40:18):
It's it's a short term memory thing.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Yeah, my mom could she could, as I've told you,
she could actually recite Chaucer. Oh wow, wow, I mean
tons of Chaucer. She could recite it. But she couldn't
tell you what she had for lunch ten minutes ago.
So that's just short term everything. Scary, We're not diagnosing you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
As dementia at all.

Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
I think this too, has to do with you know, like,
obviously we can do everything we can do, and you're
all the things you're talking about, Elvis are with a
healthy functioning brain. But when you also add into it
what we're doing to ourselves as we get older, and
just with the climate around us, you're not exercising and
you're consuming a ton of sugar, those things directly impact
your mind in your ability to absorb and retain things. Also,

(01:41:03):
so maybe scary and.

Speaker 5 (01:41:07):
Yeah, yeah, a little cardio wouldn't hurt as scary.

Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
Yeah cardio this shots of candy. I don't know if
that's great for him?

Speaker 5 (01:41:13):
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Frogy, what's up? You know?

Speaker 21 (01:41:15):
I I realized that I can remember lyrics to a
rap song from like nineteen eighty four, no problems. But
I can get up to go to the kitchen and
forget what the hell I was going to get well
four seconds ago.

Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
Explain that to me.

Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
Well, it's sort of earlier when we were talking. People
in their early twenties or at the peak. Their minds
are at peak form as far as.

Speaker 5 (01:41:35):
Learning new things.

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
That's why if you want to teach someone a new language,
do it when they're at.

Speaker 5 (01:41:41):
Seven years old.

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
Yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41:45):
Because when I tried to brush up on my my Italian,
I met Italyan, my Italian before I go, you know, Italy.

Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
Whatever, it's more difficult for me. And I recognize it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
I see it clearly because I remember, you know, twenty
thirty years ago, when I started going to Italy, I could,
I could be ready to get off the place and
have conversations. I can't do that anymore. It takes more time.
So maybe that's why you know.

Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
It's hard to watch it with your parents.

Speaker 21 (01:42:06):
Like I'll go to my parents' house and help my
dad do something, and I'll and he'll say, to be
handing your help, and so I help him, and then
I look over and he's got a tear running down
his face. I'm like, what's wrong. He's like, I used
to be able to do this on my own. I
can now I feel terrible for him.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
Well, and I'll say something, and you can actually have
this conversation with your parents, maybe depending on where their
brain is and where how they're doing. There are moments
in every day of mine. I'll try to recall something
that I know. I know, I just can't recall it,
you know, And you know. I've talked to many doctors
about it, and they're like, look, you know this happens
as you age. It will happen faster with some people.

(01:42:43):
Maybe you doesn't mean it, doesn't mean it's curtains, doesn't
mean that at all. But this is naturally what the
brain does. And if you're listening to us right now
in your twenties and thirties, you're like, I don't understand.
I can't even relate to this conversation. Well you will
one day, but you can today. If you think about
the people in your life that are in their sixties
and seventies or maybe more, and you wonder why they're

(01:43:03):
a little slow in recalling things. The memories are all there,
your brain has them. It's the recalling of these things
which is the struggle.

Speaker 5 (01:43:12):
Yeah, and so that's where we are.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
Haha, laugh.

Speaker 10 (01:43:17):
Funny Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:43:26):
God, what's on the list today? Let me see? Let
me check the list.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
Every day I get a list, Let me check the
Danielle list. Yesterday morning, Danielle says, I was running to
catch the elevator and there was a woman who had
just gotten on and she saw me running. Instead of
holding the elevator door, she closed it. She just closed
it and stared at me. What a bitch?

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
Who does that?

Speaker 6 (01:43:44):
She does that?

Speaker 5 (01:43:44):
She didn't even push the open door bone now.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
And she saw me running to catch it, and it's
like she gave a look like, yeah, I'm going to
close the door.

Speaker 5 (01:43:53):
Are you here?

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
Almost I almost said what oh?

Speaker 5 (01:43:56):
I always say something, Yeah, what is it in our
building built?

Speaker 13 (01:44:00):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
It was in the elevator going to the garage. Actually,
Scotty was with me. Scotty saw it happened.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
Yeah, that was terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
She did that on purpose. I don't know who she was.

Speaker 5 (01:44:07):
She didn't even try to put her hand in front
of the censors. People like that. There's a special place
in hell.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
I would never do that to a person.

Speaker 5 (01:44:16):
Why are you laughing? Diamond?

Speaker 6 (01:44:19):
People all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
I do it to people all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:44:23):
You do, Yeah, Gandhi, you push the closed button like yeah,
I'm sorry to lug people out.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
I don't want to be in small areas with people
I don't know. So now click door, closed door, closed door, close.

Speaker 4 (01:44:36):
This movie this movie us both of you are right
down to the bottom of my list?

Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
What's that frog? Do you do the fake like you're
reaching for the door to hold it? Do you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
And I say, oh oh, because if I'm trying to hold.

Speaker 4 (01:44:48):
It, you could reach for that open door button, but
you're actually pushing the closed door button to go, Oh
my god, it was it was, it won't open and
the cloud it is weird.

Speaker 5 (01:44:58):
I'm with you. I never do that.

Speaker 6 (01:44:59):
What do we say all the time? Your lack of
planning does not constitute my emergency. If you can't make
it to this elevator, why why do I have to
risk my hand smash it's.

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
Kind kindness.

Speaker 5 (01:45:11):
I gonna smash your hand in his censures on it.

Speaker 6 (01:45:13):
These ones over here will squish you. These our elevators
in the building are terrible. But I don't know if
you guys remember I did it to a guest that
I didn't know was going to be a guest on
our show. The elevator was packed. He was a big guy.
It was Lewis Howse. He's like a motivational speaker, big dude.
He's far away talking about hold that elevator. I was like,
oh no, and I closed it and I get out

(01:45:34):
The next day, and he was like, you shut the
elevator on me. I said, who are you? He said,
I'm going to be on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
This is terrible. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:45:42):
Yeah, doing it in your place of business is probably
not a good idea.

Speaker 6 (01:45:47):
Save the element here on time.

Speaker 5 (01:45:48):
What if it's confession time.

Speaker 20 (01:45:51):
I do it too in my building at home, only
because I live in a very high rise and I
live near the top, so I don't need to stop
at your floor.

Speaker 5 (01:45:58):
I'm always going to be the last one off, so
I'm the first one off, So holding that door if
you do not.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
Hold the door for them, or trying to.

Speaker 6 (01:46:08):
Right, Oh my gosh, the root.

Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
Show I've ever worked.

Speaker 5 (01:46:14):
You really are.

Speaker 6 (01:46:16):
Shoot this elevator shut so fast.

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
You really are awful human beings. Why is this funny
to you?

Speaker 6 (01:46:23):
Packed elevator? If you're a big guy, why are you
trying to fush me in there? I don't want to
die with you the elevator.

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
That was the only woman on the elevator yesterday when
she closed it and didn't wait for me.

Speaker 6 (01:46:33):
Rude, How rude of her. That was a bit move.

Speaker 14 (01:46:37):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:37):
It's so funny how we use lines all the time,
Like God, I love dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:46:41):
Hate people. Yeah, well you're the reason why people hate people.

Speaker 6 (01:46:45):
Yeah, and I hate people do why not?

Speaker 5 (01:46:47):
But doesn't mean you have to be hateful like the
hateful people.

Speaker 6 (01:46:49):
It's not hateful. It's just again, your lack of planning.
It's not my emergency, and it wasn't that I was.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
It wasn't my lack of planning it honestly, it just
was like the elevator was there and I really wanted
to get on it, so I ran quickly.

Speaker 5 (01:47:01):
Not quick enough to you.

Speaker 4 (01:47:03):
You've held a door open for me, and it wasn't
because of my lack of planning. It's just I was
an next to amount of the door and you're polite
to hold the door open for me.

Speaker 6 (01:47:10):
I don't always do it, but in certain situations the
door has to get closed. Certain situations.

Speaker 2 (01:47:16):
What situation are you closing a door on someone?

Speaker 6 (01:47:18):
Plenty too many people in this elevator, door close?

Speaker 5 (01:47:21):
I think about it. The amount of oxygen, Yeah, what's
your limited people?

Speaker 6 (01:47:26):
The amount of oxygen that I think if this thing stops,
are there enough? Is there enough oxygen for the amount
of people in this elevator.

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
There's a ton of oxygen in there.

Speaker 6 (01:47:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:47:34):
You can for days in there.

Speaker 6 (01:47:35):
Lewis House is a big guy. He would have taken
so much oxygen.

Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
No, he would not, Yes, he would have.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
No, there's no oxygen coming in.

Speaker 5 (01:47:41):
It's not air tight. The elevator is not air tight.
You do know, I don't know. You do know? A
submarine calculating.

Speaker 6 (01:47:49):
Also, the more people on the elevator if it stops,
the more people are gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:47:52):
Have to peek. Okay, I will tell you this. If
the thing did you fart? That scary? You're just making
noises constantly. I think you're farting.

Speaker 4 (01:48:04):
Now, if I got onto the elevator and I, let's
say I'm scary and I fart, and I see someone
running to the door to save them, which I think
is polite, I will no, no, take the next car.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Will you yell out you don't want to come on here?

Speaker 5 (01:48:20):
I wouldn't say that. I'm I can't tell you why.

Speaker 4 (01:48:22):
It's just advisable for you to stay out there in
the hallway in the vestibule.

Speaker 6 (01:48:28):
To your point, the more people on the elevator, the
more likely someone to fart and you're trapped in that fart.

Speaker 5 (01:48:34):
No, you're logic. You have zero logic.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
I know I don't want to be on a deserted
island with now by.

Speaker 6 (01:48:41):
Those elevators are getting shut on that island, there's no
elevators on the dessert.

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
I don't care. I don't trust her anymore. I'm done.

Speaker 10 (01:48:47):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 5 (01:48:51):
Tapped, Scary, Yes, what's it all about?

Speaker 20 (01:48:53):
Well, Chris's girlfriend Kelsey hates telemarketers. She doesn't listen to
the show, so that's why she'd be a perfect phone tapic,
especially by our relentless telephone telemarketer, mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 5 (01:49:05):
I like how you speak about him in the third person,
like exactly, like I'm not Hammerson and you really are.
So here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:49:12):
Let's see what it's all about, Scary's I mean Oppenheimer's
phone tail.

Speaker 3 (01:49:15):
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Speaker 13 (01:53:34):
Is this?

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This is scary?

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the morning show?

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kill you?

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Speaker 29 (01:54:00):
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It's Elvis Duran in the morning, So don't you listen
to the radio in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 18 (01:54:13):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 10 (01:54:17):
The Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:54:35):
So Kristen Bell was doing her husband Dax Shepherd's podcast,
and she admitted to him that she wished she had
been more sexually active before they got married. Yeah, and
she I guess I didn't really go deep into the conversation,
but I'm just assuming a lot of people feel that way.

(01:54:56):
Maybe maybe they didn't get it all out of their system,
you know, or they wonder how life would be different
had they, you know, had more experience with different people
before they settled down and they set sail on this
monogamy thing.

Speaker 6 (01:55:10):
Yeah, I don't know, but it doesn't mean you love
your spouse any less. I think it's just about living
and learning and wanting more experience that you may never
get again. And especially people who were maybe high school sweethearts,
you know, I bet that they get to a point
where they're like, huh, I wonder what else is out there?
And I'm sure we're gonna get text messages that are like,

(01:55:32):
I've never thought it ever cool. But I think a
lot of people do think about that.

Speaker 5 (01:55:35):
Well, Froggy's thinking about it, I can see right now
a little bit. But would you care to go further
with that?

Speaker 21 (01:55:44):
No, I mean, it doesn't mean that you, like you
just said, doesn't mean you love your spouse any different.
You're just being like, hey, like, what if you want
need the same restaurant, if you only need three restaurants
in your whole life, and you decided the third restaurant
is going to be the morning getting you that forever
after writing get like, there's other restaurants out there.

Speaker 5 (01:55:59):
I'm not saying I'm going to them.

Speaker 21 (01:56:00):
I'm just saying that, you know what, maybe you should
have tried those before you settled on the one that
you got.

Speaker 5 (01:56:04):
Well, so I got thinking about this. Let's say you're
out there.

Speaker 4 (01:56:07):
And you're you know, and you're dating, you're you're seeing
different people, and you're sexually active with different people, you know.
So then you're like, Okay, I'm gonna keep on going
and having fun with all these different people, but something's
gonna happen and I'm gonna go, Okay, that was so great.
I don't need to do that anymore. I could just
settle now with someone. Meaning let's say Gandhi and I

(01:56:29):
from the throes of passion, making out and making love
and she loves now, we're bounding, we're bouncing around all night,
and it's so great.

Speaker 5 (01:56:38):
The next morning she gets up, she leaves. Of course,
she's at my place.

Speaker 4 (01:56:43):
She thought this through, and I'm thinking that sex last night,
even though I know I'm I know I'm not gonna
marry Gandhi, it was so great.

Speaker 5 (01:56:49):
Okay, I'm done, I can go get married now. Oh okay,
you you were the one.

Speaker 4 (01:56:55):
You were the last one I had, and like, okay,
oh now what right?

Speaker 6 (01:57:03):
Yeah, I don't. I just I do wonder how it works,
because you know, to kind of Froggy's point, steak might
be your favorite meal, but do you want it all
the time for every meal? Do you ever wonder about pasta?

Speaker 17 (01:57:13):
You?

Speaker 6 (01:57:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:57:15):
Well, And but the thing is, once you've totally you know,
committed to steak forever more and you drive by Olive Garden, yeah, right,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:57:30):
You want that tour of Italy and then never Yeah,
sometimes that steak restaurant you started that they will serving
filet mignon.

Speaker 5 (01:57:36):
Now they're serving like, you know, red steaks and that
never ending salable. Oh my god. Anyway, so just just
thinking it through. Okay, let's talk to Scotty. Scotty be.

Speaker 4 (01:57:49):
Scotty's in a really fun relationship with someone right now,
having a great time in life.

Speaker 31 (01:57:53):
Right, Yeah, she's wonderful.

Speaker 5 (01:57:56):
This is it. Oh, so, so you're closing the sex
door with other people?

Speaker 31 (01:58:00):
Then oh yeah, I won't see another one of those
things ever again.

Speaker 5 (01:58:03):
Oh god, one of those things. I was like, I
didn't want to say the word. I hate that word.

Speaker 2 (01:58:09):
Yeah, giant, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:58:11):
But you don't want to see another one. This is
the way you put it. It's like you make it.
You make them sound disgusting.

Speaker 5 (01:58:16):
Oh no, they're wonderful.

Speaker 4 (01:58:17):
Okay, this is the strangest conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:58:22):
Scotty shouldn't be allowed to see it now, he should
say anything.

Speaker 5 (01:58:27):
This one is more full of wonder than all the others. Yes,
it is, okay, exactly, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:58:32):
Kristen from Virginia Beach is online nineteen and Kristin met
her husband when.

Speaker 5 (01:58:38):
She was eighteen years old.

Speaker 4 (01:58:39):
And you do you feel like you missed out on
some things because you stopped it there?

Speaker 2 (01:58:45):
Hello, good morning, Well, good morning.

Speaker 11 (01:58:47):
I always say how much I think I missed out
on online dating and you know, horror stories of Tinder
and one night fands and all these things. And I
love my husband and I wouldn't change that.

Speaker 6 (01:59:00):
That's hard.

Speaker 12 (01:59:00):
What I do?

Speaker 23 (01:59:01):
I do feel like I missed out up something?

Speaker 5 (01:59:03):
H Well, it does it bother you? I mean does it?
I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:59:08):
Is it always on your mind? You're like, oh god,
why or is it you.

Speaker 11 (01:59:12):
Know, just when you know when you have a girl's
night and everyone's sharing their stories, and then you know,
you're like, oh cool, I've been with my husband for
twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
You're like, I don't have any stories.

Speaker 5 (01:59:26):
Now have you told him? Have you talked to him
about this?

Speaker 11 (01:59:30):
You know what we actually talked about, you know, just
just playing around on the dating sites just to kind
of like get that experience, but we we never move forward.

Speaker 5 (01:59:38):
With it, right, all right, just kind of a fun conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:59:41):
All right, I don't know, but yeah, And you know,
also there are people who are in committed relationships and
they just okay, doors closed, not going to do it
ever again.

Speaker 5 (01:59:53):
Yeah right, you know, and so that's your life.

Speaker 4 (01:59:56):
This is your decision to spend the rest of your
life like that, being committed to one person.

Speaker 5 (02:00:02):
Monogamy, and that's it. They're like, oh gosh, well I
do believe in reincarnation. Maybe I'll be like a whore
the next life.

Speaker 6 (02:00:11):
Yeah, yeah, But I think also a lot goes into it,
Like you change over time. You get more confident, you
know who you were when you're a teenager. In your
early twenties, you're a little more shy. Maybe as you
grow up you want to do some other things and
you feel better in your own skin. But then maybe
you're not comfortable approaching the person that you're with to
do some of those things. So I can understand people saying, hmmm,

(02:00:35):
what else do you got?

Speaker 11 (02:00:36):
I get it well, as Alex says, But you know what,
there's also the rise and couple dating like a like
a threatle like you know, pating together, and so I think.

Speaker 23 (02:00:47):
That kind of maybe feets into.

Speaker 6 (02:00:48):
It and open relationships.

Speaker 4 (02:00:51):
Yeah, my husband, Alex says, it's okay for me to
go window shopping.

Speaker 5 (02:00:56):
I just can't go in the store.

Speaker 2 (02:00:57):
Oh right, okay, okay, sampled no samples.

Speaker 6 (02:01:02):
What couse does entering the store?

Speaker 5 (02:01:05):
Well, you need to insert your body into the store.

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
Oh okay, cool, the.

Speaker 5 (02:01:09):
A door opens and you walk through the Okay, well
I see what you're going. All right.

Speaker 4 (02:01:14):
Well, Kristen, thank you so much. I hope you have
a great day, and thanks for listening to us. We
appreciate that very much.

Speaker 2 (02:01:22):
Okay, See, I know my husband had a lot more
experience than I did when we got together. He's British.
They start a lot younger over there, they do. Oh yeah,
He's told me stories and I'm like my mouth drops open.
I'm like what what, I'm like what? But yeah, but
I'm fine with it. I'm like, I don't know, I
never felt like I never felt the need to do that,

(02:01:44):
like to have a million partners. I don't know. Maybe
it's just not in my DNA. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:01:48):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (02:01:48):
Well, maybe I was brought up because my mom always
you know, my very Catholic upbringing with my mom. And
you know, to this day, she still is like, you
don't have sex marriage. You know still so she still
says that stuff. And I'm married, You're.

Speaker 5 (02:02:04):
Married, don't have sex.

Speaker 4 (02:02:07):
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Speaker 5 (02:02:16):
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Speaker 5 (02:02:39):
All right, we're done, We're out of time. We'll see
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Speaker 1 (02:02:44):
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