FULL SHOW: The Day We Say Which Celebrity Smells

From calling out suspicious celebs to decoding Hinge date red flags, today’s show is full of bold takes and brutal honesty. We talk faux-dacity, dating non-drinkers, intern Leilani’s apartment hunt, and the moment you just know a celeb doesn’t smell great.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get up like the butt crack of dawn. Oh my god,
I love you.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Daddy's buying today.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
I'm gonna come to your bed's side tonight.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Oh my goodness, here we go.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
That was kind of rude of you. What what you
said about Josh Hartnett.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Can I throw Nate under the busport before Nate?

Speaker 6 (00:36):
Nate?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Nate was?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Nate was a rude one.

Speaker 7 (00:41):
I agreed you said that Josh Hartnett looks like he's
one of those celebrities that doesn't bathe.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yes, thousand percent, of course he bathes. I bet he
smells him great. Okay, he may babe. I would sniff
him over you any day.

Speaker 8 (00:54):
Okay, he may bathe, but I bet he doesn't apply
some sort of deodorant product.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
There's no cologne.

Speaker 9 (00:59):
I think he he looks like he smells, and he
looks like he goes days without shaft.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
I gotta tell you celebrities, actors, yeah, actresses, the ones
that look like they don't bathe, They do bathe.

Speaker 10 (01:11):
But like people always said, oh Sting blah blah blah,
Well let me tell you, I got very close to Sting,
and he smelled fine.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
He smelled great.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I just I got to be honest with you. Sting
didn't smell good.

Speaker 11 (01:21):
There when.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Like four times when I met him.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh really, the last time we were with him, he
smelled good.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
The thing is, if your sting, you can smell like
whatever you your sting.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I love him.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
You give everyone a story.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I was stinky.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
So back to Josh Hartnett. You know, Alex and I
looked at the apartment he was selling. It was down
here and trybeca beautiful apartment. Top floor, had a terrace.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Whatever. It needed a lot of work.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
And that's okay, most apartments do in my opinion. You
know me, I'm a little picky anyway, So I'm like,
oh my god. When the real estate agent left the bedroom,
I was like, I'm going to get into the bed
and sniff his pillow.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I didn't do it. Nod Hello, Jen, how are you?

Speaker 12 (02:02):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (02:02):
Good?

Speaker 11 (02:02):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
We're dedicating our entire hour to Josh Hartnett.

Speaker 14 (02:07):
Yes, there are people who.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
Didn't don't even know who he is anyway, So your
husband took Josh Hartnett sky diving.

Speaker 15 (02:17):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:18):
He came out to the Scoutoving Center in the Poconos
in Strasburg about nine or ten years ago, and he
flew in on a on a private helicopter and he
bought a bunch of Victoria's Secret models with him.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
So he flew Victoria's Secret supermodels on a helicopter to
the Poconos.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
To go skydiving. That is that is so gangsty. All right,
so your husband went sky diving with him? How did
he do? Obviously he worked what he did?

Speaker 16 (02:52):
All right?

Speaker 11 (02:53):
You know it wasn't wasn't the star student.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
But he's a nice guy, nice guy.

Speaker 11 (02:58):
Oh yeah, super nice.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, of course he's in a good mood. He had
model supermodels. Wow.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
See if I look like Josh Hartnett, I would have
supermodels with me too, would you?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Fly Himut, we're gonna jump out of a plane.

Speaker 7 (03:11):
We're going to the Poconos, all right, Jen, I have
a beautiful day. Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 11 (03:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 17 (03:17):
Love you guys.

Speaker 8 (03:17):
Love what's that text? Somebody was in Puerto Rico in
two thousand and eight. They turned to the right Josh
Hartnets and they're drinking a beer. Josh Hartnett story.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's all over the place, is Josh hardness.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Josh it's like he's a human being. He does things.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
There were so many encounters with Josh Hartnett.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
Okay, we do have to move on, man, But there
is a topic here which celebrities look like they smell?

Speaker 9 (03:46):
Oh, I got another one, Josh Hartnett and Brad Pitt.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I bet you stink.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
He looks sky He looks just.

Speaker 7 (03:54):
Because someone uses hair product you think they smell.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Sounds like you're jealous, Nate.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
So I walked from my apartment to Emmett. It was
like a fifteen minute walk, ninety one degrees. It was
hot as hell. I saw three guys, not to three
guys with skirts. A lot of skirt guys here in town.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Hell yeah, I know circulation air can get up there
in the heat.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
You don't want pants right now?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
No pants suck?

Speaker 7 (04:25):
And if you're a guy, you have your little chandelier
down there on yeah, frog, Do you want to put
a skirt on today?

Speaker 18 (04:32):
No?

Speaker 19 (04:32):
But last night I had I forgot my garbage can
was out by the street, and you can't leave your
garbage can out. People like lose their crap here. So
last night, about nine thirty Lisa goes, you're gonna go
get the garbage kin from the street, So I did,
but I didn't have any pants on, so I went
outside with no pants on, and of course two neighbors
are outside with their dogs.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
No pants. What were you wearing? Just underwear? Wait?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Wait, boxer shorts are like your tidy whitey thing.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
No like my bikini? Your bikini? No like these underwear?
Whatever the hell? Show me, show me pull your pants down,
show me your underwear.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
We can't tell by the band.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Sexual arrestment.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Oh yeah, you know what.

Speaker 19 (05:15):
I went outside like that.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Hey, guess what. You're a man, you're in Florida. You
get away with it.

Speaker 19 (05:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. But it's when you're not
expecting it. You're like whoa, whoa, who woa, whoa whoa,
there's neighbors. And then you try to grab the can
and run. And as I go to run with the
garbage can, it flips over and hits Lisa's jeep, and
then that makes more noise and causes a big commotion,
and I'm like, whatever, just I don't care.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
I know you're in Florida, you can get away with anything.

Speaker 9 (05:38):
He can hot outside.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
What's scary?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Doctor stinking celebs. My vote is on Jack Black.

Speaker 15 (05:44):
No, no.

Speaker 11 (05:46):
At all.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
He doesn't smell, but he looks like he does.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
He smells yeah, just because someone doesn't shave.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Hold on, who is this? This is Eric?

Speaker 20 (05:58):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Eric?

Speaker 21 (06:00):
Hello lady?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
So you actually hello, lady, you actually sniffed Johnny Depp?

Speaker 15 (06:06):
No? No, but uh, I suspect that he smells like
sage and oh.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
A sage and oak. I bet he does. I bet
Johnny Depp smells great.

Speaker 15 (06:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not a bad smell, but certainly uh
you know, earthy.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Like that's never a great way.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
But she smells like bed.

Speaker 10 (06:33):
Pooh, yeah, she poohed the bed, the bed, all right, Eric,
I agree, Johnny Depp smells earthy.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I'm in I'll sniff him.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Just because they use hair product, Eric, doesn't mean they stink, no.

Speaker 15 (06:48):
Oh no, no, it's certainly not.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
But people like Nate they make these assumptions. I think I'm.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Correct, Like Albert Einstein probably smelled.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Bad his hair later in life.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
A second, you just know, you know there was like.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
You know it all right, Eric, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 15 (07:06):
Yeah, thanks for having me on.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm choking up, del toro.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
It just because they have hair product, doesn't mean they
stay about.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
The hair product.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Here's one I have to disagree with, Lee.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Where a long island are you?

Speaker 16 (07:24):
Lee?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Lee? Post Malone doesn't smell?

Speaker 13 (07:29):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 18 (07:32):
Argument.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Obviously obviously he does look.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I think he showers extra really face face tattoos don't
make you smell.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
There's no, there's no I have. I have met him
many times. He never stunk. Ever, I'm telling you.

Speaker 22 (07:49):
I believe you.

Speaker 16 (07:50):
They trust you all the whole world.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
But like, really, stop it and post Malone?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
What a talent, what a what nice guy?

Speaker 21 (07:58):
I love him too.

Speaker 16 (08:00):
I just think all above like he drinks his teeth
just creeped me out a little bit.

Speaker 7 (08:04):
Oh my god, oh my god, Lee, Lee, thank you
for listening.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Have a beautiful days.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Okay, by please hold uh Lisa, Lisa's got one, Hello Lisa. Yes,
who's Who's who smells?

Speaker 17 (08:21):
Jason?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, he does look like take.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
It back, I bet Jason Momoa has a little ranky steak, Nor.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Daniel, what do you think, Jason Momoa?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
He does kind of look like it.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
You know what we're being past.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
We're being very rude. Just because someone is built a
certain way, we assume they smell.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's not fair any normal people.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
That's one of the worst. I submitted that I thought
maybe Jason Momoa smelled kind of funny because I you know,
I love him. All these people called it and said no,
they met him a comic conn and he smelled so good.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
He probably does so good.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
But Matthew McConaughey does not smell good. That I know
for a fact.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I bet Matthew McConaughey smells great.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
No sniff, it's not good.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I'm telling you, I don't.

Speaker 19 (09:01):
Want to ride in that Lincoln after he's done driving that.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I'll give your name, Chris Hemsworth.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
He smells but fantastic, he smells.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
He smells horrible.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yes, I'll take it. I don't care how it goes.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
He looks like horrible. It's a joke.

Speaker 9 (09:15):
It's a joke.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I get it. And that guy said, I don't care
how it comes.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
You're ruined, Dave Brody, j or horrible or whatever.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
He should smell like a gym suck smells the best.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
Hold on, Lisa, thank you for listening, Thank you, love
you more.

Speaker 10 (09:31):
Who Jason Derulo And I know that for a fact
because every time that man walks in this room.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
My nose goes straight into him.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Someone said a text they think doctor Fauci smells.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
What doctor Fauci.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Brod bro Brody.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Pulled up, pulled up an article. Actors who look like
they smell? Oh, calling Farrell Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
That's a fact.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
I don't think they smell. Matthew. I heard that from
multiple people.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Do you do that natural like stuff?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
All right?

Speaker 7 (10:08):
All right, all right, Jared Letto. No, I've been with
Jared Lotto, Jared Letto many times. He never smells. He's
so hot. Oh I love him, you know he was.
Oh god, he's a flirt too.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
All right, enough, dinky flirt.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
One more call than we have to move. Hello, Renee, Hi,
who smells?

Speaker 23 (10:32):
I know it's Matthew McConaughey because my brother used to
be a Broadway performer and Matthew McConaughey came to his
shows many times. I went backstage and he said he
legit smells, and everything they say about him now wearing
the odorant is absolutely true.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Okay, let me ask you this.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
Does it make you less of a person if you
I think it makes you more of a person. If
you have a little bo I love. I love Matthew McConaughey.
I would do anything to spend like a week with him.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
I think he's awesome.

Speaker 19 (11:04):
He is, he is here, I don't think all right,
all right, all right, after a little whissel in there, I.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Love him anyway, all right, Renee. So you know firstthand
that Matthew may have an odor, but I love him.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
I love him.

Speaker 23 (11:20):
I smell, and my brother did too. He thought he
was the bomb.

Speaker 20 (11:24):
But he smells.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
You know what it adds character?

Speaker 7 (11:27):
Yeah, all right, Renee, thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
I don't think there's just a certain level of like
I don't give up that goes along with it, rich
and powerful on Matthew McConaughey. What does he care if
we tell he smells. He's on his yacht laughing at us. Whatever.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
I love this typo in the text Gilbert Godfrey. No,
they said god rest his.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Soup he makes.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
So this morning, for instance, I woke up at five
till six. I didn't take a shower. I bet I smell,
but I lift my arm. Fine, did you sniff me?

Speaker 3 (12:11):
I sniffed you?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Si me again, sit me again? Fine to me? All right?
All right?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Grimon Fraser.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I think he smells now, but in the old days
he didn't.

Speaker 10 (12:26):
Yeah, when he did the Mummy, he smelled nice.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Haha, laugh, Bunny.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Tap, Garret, what's going on?

Speaker 14 (12:46):
Ashley is playing a phone tap on her boyfriend Tony.
They may plans you out to lunch, but Ashley said
that Tony's always fashionably late when he goes out anywhere.
So let's play a phone tap on him and say
that he's already late for lunch, but he really isn't
to see why?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Tell sick and tired of this. Yeah, I hear words
that the people in this phone type are very Jersey shores. Yes, okay, good,
let's see what happens here.

Speaker 23 (13:08):
You go, Hello, where are you?

Speaker 9 (13:13):
I'm at home?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
What are you supposed to be here?

Speaker 16 (13:15):
Like fifteen minutes ago.

Speaker 20 (13:17):
I just got out of the shower.

Speaker 18 (13:18):
I'm getting ready to meet you.

Speaker 23 (13:19):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 24 (13:20):
What are you doing?

Speaker 16 (13:21):
Are you blow drying your hair right now?

Speaker 21 (13:23):
No?

Speaker 12 (13:23):
I just put the bronze on, strying, okay, just come,
just put a hat on.

Speaker 16 (13:27):
Any This is ridiculous, like.

Speaker 18 (13:29):
Come on, Oh well, this is what do you you know?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
My routine?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm sitting in the freaking waiting area. They won't let
me in because they said that everybody.

Speaker 12 (13:39):
And they know it takes me twenty minutes to do
my hair.

Speaker 16 (13:41):
Okay, what are you doing right now? Are you putting
gel in it?

Speaker 10 (13:44):
And then I gotta blow it out?

Speaker 4 (13:46):
And then what do you gotta do?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
And then I gotta do all myself together?

Speaker 9 (13:50):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
And then you know I.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Have the iron my bad probably hat on, put a
pair of jeans and a shirt.

Speaker 20 (13:57):
And hoping that hat on.

Speaker 12 (13:58):
I can't blow my hair out while I'm on the
phone with you.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I mean, you're gonna make me late for work?

Speaker 16 (14:02):
Why do you always have to do this to me?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 24 (14:06):
I'm not doing anything to you?

Speaker 9 (14:07):
You kidding me?

Speaker 20 (14:09):
I'm late.

Speaker 21 (14:09):
I know I'm not late.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I just got out of town.

Speaker 24 (14:11):
It I've been time.

Speaker 12 (14:12):
I timed this up perfectly, looking like I do right now,
I feel out of place.

Speaker 17 (14:18):
Everybody's gonna be walking at me like what the hell.

Speaker 20 (14:20):
Is this guy doing?

Speaker 18 (14:21):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 16 (14:21):
Come there looking like I do right now?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
You know what I do?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Why man, I can't hold your table much longer.

Speaker 16 (14:29):
Hey, I'm so sorry. My boyfriend is really late. He's
he takes actually longer to get ready than I do.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
So I realized.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
The table.

Speaker 25 (14:40):
He's a strange He'll be yelling at up.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I want to get there.

Speaker 18 (14:43):
He's gonna looking at me like I'm crazy.

Speaker 14 (14:45):
Our policy is to only hold tables fifteen minutes past
the reservation.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
What am I have to take care of about? Watkins? Hello, man,
this is sir guy. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (14:58):
I was just under the assumption she was waiting for
one of her girlfriends.

Speaker 18 (15:01):
No, I'm with boyfriend now, little dude.

Speaker 20 (15:03):
Put her on the table.

Speaker 18 (15:04):
I'm running a little bit behind. I got I'll got
tied up with some things.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I'll be there shortly, tied.

Speaker 14 (15:09):
Up with what I mean, she's been waiting here for
a half hour, sir. I mean I can't just sit here.
It'll look well he showed up browly.

Speaker 12 (15:15):
Okay, we had a specific time, and that wasn't the time.

Speaker 15 (15:18):
I just got finished with my eyebrows.

Speaker 19 (15:19):
I'm gonna be there in a few minutes.

Speaker 14 (15:20):
Okay, So just all right, I might as well have
lunch with her. I'll have lunch with her.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
How about that? No, No, that's what are you talking about.

Speaker 24 (15:27):
You've seen her?

Speaker 26 (15:28):
Okay, let me talk to your manager. Let me talk
to your manager.

Speaker 14 (15:31):
I will go look for him, but I will put
your lovely lady back on the phone.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
He's all yours, He's all good.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Don't worry, he said, he'll be right here.

Speaker 23 (15:37):
Hey, are you gonna be here in like two minutes?

Speaker 9 (15:40):
He's that guy?

Speaker 20 (15:40):
Think he is.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I swear to guy, we're gonna go somewhere else.

Speaker 12 (15:43):
I'm not he in the.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I'm that's I wanted to go right love this don't no,
I'm not just there.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
He's talking down and he wanted to sit down and
I have lunch with you. That's how rude he was.

Speaker 20 (15:53):
He's like, let me have lunch with her.

Speaker 12 (15:55):
Like he's picking up on my girl and insulting me
all in the same phone conversation.

Speaker 20 (15:58):
I'm just gonna lose my with this guy.

Speaker 16 (16:01):
Oh my gosh, I keep.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
On top of everything.

Speaker 24 (16:03):
I love my chaps.

Speaker 25 (16:04):
Stick at the.

Speaker 16 (16:04):
House, Tony, hold on the nature, hold on, hold on good.

Speaker 12 (16:08):
Put you on the phone. Put that on the phone.

Speaker 23 (16:09):
I want to talk to him right now.

Speaker 14 (16:11):
Hey, sir, are you feeling what are you doing.

Speaker 24 (16:15):
You don't want to see me When I get that pal,
I'm want to rip you on.

Speaker 14 (16:18):
You will be the orange guy coming at me like
a madman.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
You want be the bloody guy.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
When I get on with you.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
You bet you want to be there when I get there.

Speaker 14 (16:26):
Okay, you better be on break if I.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
See you on the poop of my fist.

Speaker 19 (16:29):
In your faith bohy that.

Speaker 14 (16:31):
I think this might be the best time to tell
you that you just got phone tapped. What my name's
garithrom Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you just
got phone tap by your girlfriend Ashley.

Speaker 23 (16:41):
To kidding me?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Job right now?

Speaker 5 (16:47):
You right now, Elvis Dan phone.

Speaker 25 (16:53):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
By Elvis Terran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
All right, I want to bring up something kind of touchy. Okay,
you have a best friend and you want them to
be happy. Right, they meet someone, they kind of fall
for that person. You hate them. You hate them.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Not only do you just not like them, but you
know they're not good for your friend. But you know what,
if you get in the middle of it, then you're
you're a monster.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Like what do you do? And I bet everyone listening
to the sound of my voice has been in this
situation a minute right now, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I hate my friend's boyfriend. I really really dislike this person.
He's terrible, he's not nice, he's bratty, he's not nice
to my friend's family. It's just there's not and all
of us are on the same page, all the friends
are on the same page, or kind of like do
we tell? Do we not tell? Because I know if
we tell, we're not going to win that battle. This
person's gonna pick the boyfriend and not us.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
You have to let your friend live in their life,
you know, and I know. But at the same time.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Then you have to go out and socialize with them,
and you come up with you find yourself coming up
with excuses not to go.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
So many excuses. I've run out too.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
Now there's another side of this story. What if you
are the person whose best friend says to you the
person you're dating is a loser. You have chosen the
wrong person. Get a hold of yourself. You're wasting time
with this person. They're using you, they're evil to you,
they're me to your family.

Speaker 10 (18:32):
See I think if it's your best friend, you have
to take some of that to heart because I feel
like your best friend is only going to have your
best interest in mind, and I feel like maybe they
see something you don't, so maybe it's worth the investigation.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
You know, I've been in this situation.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Have you?

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Yeah, Have you ever had your friends say, Hey, the
person you're dating is a total loser, a total Dutch?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Have my mom say it?

Speaker 12 (18:53):
Well?

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Okay. The thing is is you know you the person
you're dating.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
You immediately take their side and go, hey, I know
him better than you, so you know there are redeeming
qualities you don't see. Probably it just so happens when
you're around he's a total f hoop. You know, he's
a total idiot. But when I'm alone with him, it's
all good.

Speaker 10 (19:13):
I had a friend's boyfriend hit on me when she
left the room and she didn't believe me. That was interesting,
that's horrible, And I was like, if he's doing.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
It right in front of you, you walked into the
other room to get a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
The only problem with this is, what's that scary?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
If you bond? You know, if you're with your friend
and you're trying to give advice about the person you're dating.
You will eventually get closer and bond closer with the
boy the boyfriend or girlfriend, and then you'll be pit
against your best friend.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
All sorts of gravitational stuff going on here. Hi, Julie,
how are you good? Are you doing well? And thanks
for asking?

Speaker 7 (19:54):
So you were actually elected as the person to break
the news, right, tell everyone what happened?

Speaker 27 (20:01):
So right after the engagement party, my best friend's family
approached me afterwards, crying, literally in tears, asking me to
tell him not to marry her, and that I was
the only one that I would come off as okay.
They were really nervous to tell him.

Speaker 16 (20:20):
They were all scared.

Speaker 15 (20:22):
Wow, I mean an entire family, a family.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
I wanted to use you as a sacrificial land.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
You're the perykeet. They flew into the mine right.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
But you know what, it makes.

Speaker 10 (20:35):
Sense because a lot of times you don't listen to
your family, listen to your friends firsity.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
So what happened, Julie?

Speaker 27 (20:42):
So I debated it, and I ended up telling them
it's their responsibility to tell him, not mine. I'm not blood.
And if they were all concerned that they should do
it because I didn't want to be in a situation
where I lost my best friend.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
Yeah, it's a tricky place to be in. So did
they follow your advice or what happened?

Speaker 27 (21:03):
They did not follow my advice. So the day of
the wedding, everyone was crying, they were drunk, They were
giving loud speeches about how hopefully this will work out.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Mary. It's not good, this is not hopefull. So so
how long have they been married?

Speaker 27 (21:25):
Now, they've been married about a year and a half
and and everyone still hates her. There's definitely issues. She lies,
it's still it's.

Speaker 18 (21:38):
Still all big.

Speaker 27 (21:39):
It's a circus.

Speaker 10 (21:40):
So does the family look at you now and be like,
you should have helped us out, lady?

Speaker 24 (21:46):
Yeah, but you know what, I'm not blood.

Speaker 27 (21:48):
They should have done it too.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
You should lose one ounce of sleep over this, not
at all. Do you think your friend, the husband, of course,
is starting to come around and see the cracks in
the foundation with this woman he.

Speaker 27 (21:58):
Married, Well, I definitely think so. Now when I see him,
he does not look happy.

Speaker 11 (22:04):
Oh that all the time.

Speaker 27 (22:05):
He's very suppressed that it's her. It's definitely her.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
Look, there you are on the sidelines watching a friend
make make an awful, awful decision with you know, in
their love life and getting married. Sometimes you got to
let him do it. They have to learn on their own,
you know, And I don't know anyway. So do you
feel fine? You can sleep at night knowing that it's
not your fault if you did not have to go
in and try to save him from this awful marriage.

Speaker 27 (22:29):
Right, I'm feel fine with it all. I mean, it
is what it is. He has to learn from his
own mistakes. I can't tell him who not to marry.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
It's on him, right there, you go, All right, Julie,
thanks for listening to us. I don't blame you. You know,
you can only take so much responsibility. I can't see
the whole family voted you're the one. Hello, Laura, welcome
to the show. Right, Hi, So your best friends hated
your boyfriend?

Speaker 17 (22:57):
Yes, And I've been on both sides of a situation
like this, and now looking back, I'm an idiot of course,
like you just kind of have to work through it.
But when there's like all these red signs but you
don't let them meet your family, you have to kind
of lie about that you're still dating them because you're
friends and your friends know that you're still dating them.
But it's just kind of a sucky situation because your

(23:20):
best friends can give you advice and tell you that
like you know that he's bad for you or so.

Speaker 23 (23:24):
On, but you have like blinders on.

Speaker 17 (23:27):
You're kind of just stuck in a situation and you
have to learn the hard way. And I feel like,
as long as they're not like physically getting hurt or
you know what I mean, there's not really much you
can do until they realize.

Speaker 21 (23:39):
It on their own.

Speaker 17 (23:40):
Because then on the tail end, I have friends or
I have a really good friend who you can't trash
their boyfriend if they're with them, because they if they
go back to them, you can't be like, oh, he's
a you know, blah blah blah, bah blah, and then
they end up being with him and you look like
it's just it's a hot mess.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
You have to worry about them opening their mouth to him.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
You tell him, you know, you tell her this, that
and the other thing, and then she goes back and
tells him what you said, and then he hates you
and it gets just, you know, gets bad.

Speaker 17 (24:08):
You have to be like Swizz, you have to be neutral.
You can't say anything, and it thinks because you gotta
bite your tongue. But again, I feel like, now I know,
all right, well you're an idiot because you were dating
an idiot.

Speaker 23 (24:19):
For a while, Like you're stupid.

Speaker 17 (24:22):
But you know what, you kind of have to go
through those. You gotta go to it. You gotta learn.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Learn for yourself. The thing is, if you're dating someone
your friends don't like, and they insult the person you're dating,
you feel like they're insulting you. Ahead you're doubting me.
I know what I'm doing. You're not You're not sleeping
with this guy. You don't know I am.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
It's all great, And I've totally done the thing where
I had friends who did the make up break up,
make up, breakup, and on the first breakup, I was like, well,
let me tell you, I didn't like him anyway. He
was ugly, he's not good enough for you. And then
they get back together. I'm like, oh damn, yeah, so true.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
All right, Laura, thanks for listening to us. Have a
good day. Okay too, Hi Maddie, what's going on?

Speaker 21 (25:02):
So my best friend she met this guy and they
dated for two months and they got made and I
told her not to and she did it anyway, And
three months later they.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
I know, but you don't want to be that friend's
like I told you, so, you know, she had to
learn it on her own. But did she ever come
to you, Maddie and say, you know what, I should
have listened to you. Did she ever say that to you?

Speaker 21 (25:26):
No, she's so hard headed she won't admit it.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, I know, Well, you gotta live and let live.
What do you do?

Speaker 10 (25:31):
But there is always the offosit too, right? What's don't
say anything? Then they break up with a parson. Then
you go, you know, I never really liked them.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
And then they said to you, well, what the hell?
Why didn't you tell me?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Why did you tell me?

Speaker 4 (25:42):
The first blakes?

Speaker 7 (25:43):
The signs were so obvious. All right, Maddie, you're a
good friend. You can't help it.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
She did. She has to do her own thing. Thanks
for listening to us.

Speaker 21 (25:51):
Oh, thank you. I'm excited to be.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
We're glad you're on. Thank you. Have a great day today.
Finally we talked to Katie.

Speaker 16 (25:57):
Hi, Katie, Hey, good morning lady.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Helloa lady.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
So all these tragic stories were hearing you want to
hear a happy ending, give it, give us your happy ending.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Go ahead.

Speaker 16 (26:06):
So basically I dated this guy for four years. My
best friend hated him for three of them. They were
actually really good friends for the first four the first
one first year.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, one year, and then then your best friend hated him.

Speaker 16 (26:19):
Yeah. And then actually my dad chimed in and he
was like, you gotta let him go. And my best
friend's words were like in the back of my head saying,
care ot of him. He's so good for you, right,
And I just I got rid of him, and basically
all his said and down, and my life is so

(26:41):
much better. Okay, I forgot I forgot his.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Existence exactly, I know. But no, he's definitely left a
footprint on you. And there was obviously if you look
at it at a universal you know, you know me
the tree hugger.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
You got to remember that you learned something from that.
Something good did come out of that awful situation. It's
hard to see it sometimes can you actually think about
what it could have been? Like, what do you what
did you learn from that relationship.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
With this bad guy?

Speaker 16 (27:05):
I definitely think that I learned that sometimes when the
blinders are on, you don't want to listen to anybody.
I'm really hard headed.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah, so so has this?

Speaker 7 (27:17):
Has this turned you into a person who's a little
more likely to listen to the consult from friends?

Speaker 16 (27:23):
Yeah? Most definitely, Yeah, definitely, especially since I'm a very
diy person.

Speaker 23 (27:29):
I have to do it.

Speaker 16 (27:30):
Myself before I have to listen and ask for help.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
There you go, So well, now you're on the right path, Katie. Congratulations,
good for you.

Speaker 16 (27:38):
Thank you. I can't even believe I'm talking to you
guys right now. I've been trying to calling for years.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (27:42):
But you know what, and you calling in has been
a great contribution. We appreciate it. Now, are you dating anyone?

Speaker 11 (27:46):
Now?

Speaker 24 (27:47):
I am? I am.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Does anyone get saying your hip?

Speaker 18 (27:53):
No?

Speaker 16 (27:53):
No, no, no, not at all. Actually, my boyfriend's friends,
my boyfriend's relationship with my friends are really great. We
all hang out and we all go on vacations together.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's so much much better this way, isn't it? I mean,
is it better? Love it?

Speaker 11 (28:06):
Love it?

Speaker 16 (28:07):
And yeah, what's funny my best friend didn't like this
guy at first?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Oh well, okay, well okay, sometimes they have to give
it a little time, all right, Katie, thank you? Very much.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Do you have one friend or a person in your
life who if they said I really don't like your
significant other, you'd be like, all right, this is a
bad thing.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
I would listen to them, and I would maybe I would.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
I would pay closer attention to what they're talking about
and see if there are signs.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah. Yeah, but ten years ago I would say, screw you. Yeah,
you know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
And you're like a deer in headlight.

Speaker 10 (28:33):
You're so in love everything so wonder you just don't see,
you know, sometimes what's right in front of you.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
You got to get into a point in your life
where you're like, Okay, I'm in charge of my life.
If it's not good for me, I need to go
the other way and stop coming up with justification and
excuses and stuff like that. Our friend Tommy Dario hosts
I've never said this before. It's a podcast where he
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Speaker 28 (28:56):
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Speaker 2 (29:09):
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Speaker 5 (29:26):
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Speaker 2 (29:29):
So the weirdest thing happened. Three days ago. I get
a call from an old friend saying, Hey, your dad's
best friend wants to wants to talk to you. May
I give him your phone number? Sure, mister Smith. Yeah,
So mister Smith calls me and we talk my dad,
you know, god rest is soul.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
We were talking about him and some memories. So I
kept calling you mister Smith. He said, you know, you
can call me by my first name. I don't know
his first name. Now I am fifty four years old,
I'm still calling my parents' friends mister and missus.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Say it fel illegal.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Yeah, it feels like I'm breaking the law if I
call them by their first name.

Speaker 10 (30:04):
I even do that with some of my friends, like
my girlfriends, my friend Karen her it's mister and missus Martinelli.
It's always been since college, and I that's what I
call them. I don't, you know, I don't call them
by their first names.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
You know, it's weird, but I think it is illegal.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Like I think if my parents heard me call somebody
by their first name, they might swap me in the
back of the head. Still, yes, what are you talking to?

Speaker 7 (30:28):
Okay, but Danielle, I mean no offense. Yeah, you're a
mother of two and you're yeah, you technically could be
a grandmother.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
You know that, right?

Speaker 10 (30:37):
If I swear to Gosh, I will please bite your
damn time.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I'm talking about just where you are on the age spectrum.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, I could, I guess they couldn't.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
You're still calling the Martinelli's mystery missus Martinelli.

Speaker 10 (30:48):
I do, I do, But you know what, I do
that with my teachers too. Like one of my music
teachers from high school. His name is doctor de Zick.
His first name is Jonathan. So now at this point
in my age, he tells me call meet Jonathan. I go,
I can't you still duck it?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
It's illegal?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Sorry, and he's like, no, I'm Jonathan. Now I don't
know you're not.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
Well, there's a list of things that we're coming up
with that feel illegal, right, What else was there Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
If you ever have water in your car, like a
bottle of water and you just want to dump it out,
dumping it out the window even though it's just water,
feels illegal. I had to do it the other day
and I was panicking the whole time. I wanted to
be it's just water, It's just water.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Hey, there's another one. I don't own a Tesla, but
they seem really cool. If you're driving on the street
and you see a Tesla, do you look inside to
see if they're touching the steering wheel or if they're
if the car's driving them. Because I'm telling you right now,
if I had a Tesla and I had didn't have
my hands on the wheel, I would feel like I'm
doing something illegal. There's another one right anyway?

Speaker 7 (31:47):
Uh Froggy, Yes, what have you done recently that feels illegal?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Maybe you shouldn't say it on the air. Never mind?
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't want to get into that. Yes,
straight ate.

Speaker 9 (31:58):
This morning I did this. There was a police car
and he was driving like twenty five at a thirty.
I'm like, can I just pass him? And I passed him?
But it felt illegal. Yeah, you felt like he was
on the speed limit.

Speaker 10 (32:11):
I feel like I am guilty of a million things
anytime police officer is behind me, and I'm like, I
didn't do anything wrong, but I feel like I did
you put your pulse races?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yes, it's all right, yeah, Frog.

Speaker 19 (32:23):
I was at a home improvement store the other day
and there was I bought two little small items and
they were very, very cheap. I think they were ninety
seven cents, but there was no scan on them. And
I went through the I went through the self checkout line,
and so I told the lady that was there. I said, hey,
there's no scan on these. They were ninety seven cents apiece.
And she looked at him. She goes, well, they're free today.
She threw them in the bag.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
And told me to leave.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Oh.

Speaker 19 (32:45):
I felt like I was stealing.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
You are you are?

Speaker 19 (32:48):
No, I'm not stealing. Once she says they're free, she
works there, she's got authority.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
You're right, you're an accomplice. You're right, scary. What have
you done that feels illegal?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
But isn't on the same lines as Froggy.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
But going into any store and not buying anything, they
don't have what you want, and then you're like, all right,
and you will out out and you're like, oh my god,
I feel they look like I'm shoplifting because I just walking.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
They don't. They don't give a crap.

Speaker 19 (33:14):
Hands up, like I don't have anything in my pocket.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
You're into the grocery yesterday and you walked in and
walked out with nothing.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
I went to Joanne Fabrics actually, and I wanted to
get a canvas. They didn't have the canvases that I want,
so we just walked out and it was like Froggie said,
I wanted to walk out with my hands in the air,
like we didn't take anything. I just didn't find what
I wanted.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
So I'm you need to put your hands up against
the wall and have them coming.

Speaker 10 (33:37):
If somebody walked out of Target without a bag, that's
when the police need to be called in right there,
that's not true.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
You should be able to go in if you don't
find what you want. You should be able to leave
without feeling guilty. We have lost our mind.

Speaker 10 (33:50):
There's always something in Target that you need something.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Come on, what about like circling back for your second
free sample? That feels illegal too, but I think you're
allowed to.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, they're free, right.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I don't think I'm ever doing free samples ever again.
Oh yeah, what's scary?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
How about if someone's cell phone is on the counter
and all of a sudden it lights up because they
got a text message and you happen to look over
you feel you feel like you're doing something illegal by
like staring at it, like trying to get.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
It to being nosy.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
Yeah, I don't feel like there's no there's no sense
of incarceration. Dirty all right, I've got Brian line twenty four. Brian,
what do you do that makes you feel like you've
broken the law but you haven't.

Speaker 26 (34:31):
When we go to the hotel, I always have to
take the soap and pen and paper.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
You feel like you're getting away with something.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Really I do.

Speaker 26 (34:44):
And the sad part is usually never use it. I
don't know why I have to take it. But there's
a whole pile of it at the house.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
It's the principle of the thing you're in there. It's there,
it's not tied down, so you're gonna take it. They're
lucky they still have their mattress. You know you're guilty
of this too. Actually, there was a there was a
certain pin that I liked from a hotel and you
would always grab them for me and bring them to
me when when we were in Miami and you would say,
I feel like I'm stealing from this hotel. And I
know it's not, but I feel like I'm stealing from you.
I'm not doing it anymore.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
It's just a pen, just like Brian, it's a pen.
They don't they couldn't care less. They just I still
have to take the pen, all right, Brian, It's okay.
You're not going to yell, We're not gonna we're not
gonna narc on. You're you're good, Thank you? All right
to have a high steak, yes, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
What about when you're checking out and they ask if
you want to donate to X cause whatever it is,
Would you like to donate a dollar two dollars? If
you say no, it's the worst thing in the world.
Anyone hears you say no to a dollar.

Speaker 10 (35:39):
I do it every every time you get into a
lease of dollar a dollar every time?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Well, I know, but it's it's most likely go into
a great cause. It's the way they.

Speaker 19 (35:47):
Ask, do you want to donate to save homeless pets
and need You're like no, noackass.

Speaker 10 (35:56):
On when one of those stores like pet Go or
pet Smart or something, it comes up on this green
before you check out every time, and.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Everyone all the way back in the store, they're all
watching to.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
See right, and you feel like you look around, like
yesterday I heard someone say no to donating to animals,
So then I donated two dollars because I felt bad
that the person in front of me said no. And
Brandon was like, get.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
A hold of yourself, right, or you could always say something.
Oh no, I gave a lot more earlier.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Sure, Oh god, they're lining up. Line five? Is Bonnie Hi,
Bonnie Hi? You actually have a career, You're in a
profession that makes you feel like you're getting away with something.
What do you do?

Speaker 16 (36:43):
I delive newspapers for a living. It's every day of
the year, there's no day off.

Speaker 17 (36:49):
And every time I pull into somebody's driveway or if
I pull up to the.

Speaker 16 (36:53):
Newspaper tube, they're looking out the window.

Speaker 22 (36:56):
I feel like I'm doing something illegal because it's like, Okay,
who is out.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
There my driveway?

Speaker 14 (37:03):
Well it's another one.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Do you ever turn around in someone's driveway, make a
make a k turn, whatever it's called. I do it.
All the time, but you feel like you've got a hurry. Yeah,
turn my lights off so they don't know when they're.

Speaker 10 (37:14):
Yeh to say, honey, I'm home before you full out.

Speaker 27 (37:23):
I'm not saying, don't make any coffee.

Speaker 7 (37:26):
Yeah, sorry, I'm trespassion. Have a beautiful day, Bonnie. You
keep delivering papers. Thanks for keeping people informed. And uh,
I used to deliver papers. I've worked in the newspaper
business for a while. And there's something that's not you know,
you don't see it a lot now ink on fingers, right,
you still get that?

Speaker 23 (37:44):
Oh my word, I'm surprised I don't have ink poisoning.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
I know it's crazy. Oh wow, all right, you brought
back a great memory, Bonnie. Thank you, have a great day,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 23 (37:54):
All right you too.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Now Line nine is SHIV, and Shiv is actually breaking
the law. Let's talk about it. Hello, ship, how are you?

Speaker 26 (38:01):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (38:01):
Good morning? Gods the honor to be on your show.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
Today, what's an honor to have you even though you
could be convicted for your awful haters crime.

Speaker 20 (38:11):
Well, you know, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only
one in this whole world that did it. But you know,
I do feel guilty even though I don't even buy
the damn grapes.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
And in the long run, you so you take grapes
at the grocery store.

Speaker 20 (38:24):
No, well, well not necessarily take it, but I actually
taste the grapes, you know, before you purchase them.

Speaker 27 (38:30):
You want to know, you know, yeah, hello.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
How do you know if they're sweet or not?

Speaker 7 (38:34):
I know, daniel l all the time, daniel Danielle has
admitted this for years. Shift You're not alone. She I
wouldn't do it now because people have been touching them,
you know.

Speaker 10 (38:44):
But but I used to do it because why would
I buy grapes if they taste like crap?

Speaker 19 (38:49):
But it doesn't matter over the time of the time
of your life. All those grapes, that's at least one
full bag of grapes, and they sell.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Them by weight and there so innocent.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
No, I'm still great banana certain grocery stores.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Just telling you to take them.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
If we love you anyway, no matter what you steal,
You're always going to be our guy. Okay, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 20 (39:12):
I just want to tell you guys that I listen
to you every morning. I'm actually on my way to
book Will Center for childer services. I'm a preschool teacher,
so in the morning definitely gets me going.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
So no, no, thank you.

Speaker 20 (39:23):
There's not a lot of meals. There's not a lot
of meals in the preschool game. So while I do
appreciate you guys taking my.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
Call and as you should be appreciated as well, shif
we love you. Thank you for listening to us. Thank
you so much.

Speaker 9 (39:34):
Thank you man.

Speaker 15 (39:35):
Have a great day, guys too.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
One more call.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
Nate's is like a call machine. He's putting all these
calls through. He never does this. Hey, Crystal Line thirteen,
Hello Crystal, what's going on?

Speaker 21 (39:46):
Hello lady.

Speaker 17 (39:50):
I always feel guilty when I call into work if
I'm actually sick, I feel like I should be there.

Speaker 7 (39:55):
No, no, never feel guilty. I'm not very even when
I pretend to be said, I don't feel guil Just
do it.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
It's okay.

Speaker 16 (40:02):
I can't help it.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
It's okay.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
It goes back to when you were a kid, when
you had sick days or you played hooky from school.
You felt like you were missing out on something and
you were doing something wrong. You'll lose right around forty
years old, you'll stop feeling that way.

Speaker 17 (40:18):
Well, I'll look forward to that.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
Thank you, Crystal, You're fine, have a beautiful day. Thanks
for listening to us.

Speaker 16 (40:22):
Okay, you two guys, love you guys, love you more?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Uh yeah, straight eight.

Speaker 9 (40:27):
Actually that made me think of one time you called
in sick, Elvis, and I'm like, he doesn't sound sick,
but I didn't want to call you out on it
because you're the boss. I'm like, I'm not going to
say are you really sick because you said you were sick,
and I will we hosted the show without you that
okay question?

Speaker 2 (40:44):
What is what is sick.

Speaker 15 (40:47):
A music thing?

Speaker 9 (40:48):
I don't mind if you say, hey, I just want
the day off or whatever.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
I mean, I'm fine with that.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
But if you're I think you know me well enough.
If I if I just wanted to day off, I
would have said.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
So you've done that before.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I don't know her, you.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
Know, I would maybe you know, sometimes you can be
sick and you don't sound sick, because every body sickness
is connected to the sound of your voice.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Elvis Duran, Here he is and the Morning Show, Elvis
Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Show, what do you want to talk about? You have
like a list and a half of things that we
can get to.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Man, there's so much stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Is your relationship doomed if you both cheated?

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Oh no, you said no?

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Uh oh? Tips on how to date someone who doesn't.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Drink, well, that's OK.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, Hey, I gotta tell you. I'm a drinker. I'm
a Gandhi's drinker. Danielle, you've had a cocktail, You have cocktails.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
Look, you know what the amount you drink and when
you drink and why you drink. It's your choice, you know,
And I get that. But if you're a Gandhi and me,
for instance, we're not only drinkers. We're big drinkers.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
We have a party when we go out, we.

Speaker 7 (41:53):
Do sometimes when we stay in. So what happens? And
I know maybe everyone listening can relate with this. I
can because it's happened to me before. When you meet
someone you really like and you start dating and they're
just not a drinker, right, I mean it's not I
mean that they don't have a problem with it, but
they're like, I don't only drink, it's not my thing.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
So so when you.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
Are the drinker in the relationship, you're like, oh God,
should I not tell them I'm drinking? Or do they
think less of me because I'm drinking because someone say
drinking is a vice, you know.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
And some people who drink think that not drinking is
a bore. So it's like, oh, this is a tough situation.
My sister never drinks ever. I think she may be
like allergic to alcohol. And I just look at her
and I'm like, are you not having fun? What's going on?
What's wrong? Are you okay? And then she's like, why
don't you just not have a drink? You'll be fine?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
What about you?

Speaker 19 (42:44):
Froggy? Froggy really doesn't drink. I really don't drink. And
I'll tell you there's been times it's been a strain
on Lisa and I's relationship because she'll say, hey, let's
go out, and I'll go, okay, well you can have
a drink, and she's like, it's no fun to drink
a lot. So then therefore she doesn't get to drink
and go out and go dancing because it's not something
that I do. So I can see where it has

(43:06):
caused a little bit of a problem. But she's never
somebody that's like, hey, you need to have a drink,
you need to loosen up and have a good time,
like she gets that I don't like it, and because
of my medical issues, is better that I don't drink. Okay,
but you know it has caused a little bit of
his train from time to time.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Well let's do this.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
Then let's all agree it's okay to be hanging out
and not drinking.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Of course it is.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
It's okay even if you're a drinker. It's okay to
actually go out and not drink and enjoy the night.
You can still have fun.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
And if someone's in your group and they're not drinking
and you're drinking, don't pressure them.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
No, don't peer pressure them. Gandhi, I don't peer pressure.
I just always wonder are you having fun? Is it okay?
But then I also wonder too, and this is what
stresses me out.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Froggy.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Maybe you can answer as the non drinker. Do the
drinkers annoy you because you're sober and they're annoying?

Speaker 12 (43:49):
No?

Speaker 9 (43:49):
I think it's fun.

Speaker 19 (43:50):
I enjoy because, for example, if I go out with
Elvis and Elvis has a couple of drinks, he's so
much fun when he has a couple of drinks.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I think it's great. But I won't tell you.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
After I had my stomach surgery, we rented a house
down in Florida so I could recover, and Uncle Johnny
and Alex were in the house with me. They were
drinking Martiniz every night, and I was, you know, I
was drinking whatever the mother bird.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Chewed, you know, you know, I could not drink. And
after a while, I'm like, these people are so obnoxious
when they're drunk.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
And You're like, if I always like this one i'm drunk.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Oh, I didn't. I wasn't questioning them. But no, when
you are usually in the circle of drinkers and you're
not drinking for somemer whatever reason, you just don't want
to hang out with the drinkers because you see how
it is a different level of something. I don't know
what to say.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
You're on different planes of reality.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
Exactly, of course you are. That's the whole point why
I drink. Why not expect that? What's scary?

Speaker 12 (44:44):
No.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
I love to drink, but I know I have my limits,
and I know when it's time to hit the brakes.
I can't let myself get so out of control that
I go on a bender.

Speaker 10 (44:53):
Because you're a sloppy drink to a touchy.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
Yeah, you get sloppy and sweaty, start hugging everything y very.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Huggy, and you know you press yourself up against me.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
To switch the.

Speaker 19 (45:05):
Danielle he does breakfast to drink limit for scary.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
So no matter if it's drinking or twisting one up
or whatever you do, you know, I.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Just it's okay to allow people who are not bending
the mind to have a fun time and don't pressure
them into like, what's wrong with you.

Speaker 10 (45:25):
It's more fun to watch people drink, I think, than
to drink, because I love the stories that come out
of the next day going you don't.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Remember saying that.

Speaker 19 (45:31):
I like to record you when you're drunk and then
show you the next day this is how you react.

Speaker 7 (45:35):
Well, look, you know, if you're a blackout drunk, that's
a whole other Oh yeah, we've been.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
There a couple of times. But anyway, And also, you know,
it's always always nice to have someone who's responsible there
to drive you, because if you're drinking, you know, bail
you out of prison.

Speaker 7 (45:50):
If you're drinking, do not do not drive. And sometimes
when you're drinking, you're like, oh, I can try. Fine,
that's the last person who should be driving.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Do not do it.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Thank God for ubers and cabs. Oh you lift, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, what's scary.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
The best time to check instant story or a snap
is Sunday at three am because all the drunks are
there and they're putting all the stories up one after
the next. You see who the party people.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Without a doubt. I delete, I have regrets social media.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Regret.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Sunday mornings, I'm like, oh goodbye, yesh delete.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
Delete, Yeah, I would say Saturday and Sunday mornings. Delete
times are right around nine or ten am. That's when
you first wake up hung over, like, oh god, what
do the last night?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Oh my god? Delete?

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Yeah, no idea, my voice was that annoying? How do
I have front?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
It's true? It's true.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
Hey, So you know what, when you meet someone you
really like, you hit it off. Maybe you're a drinker
and they're not. What is wrong with like?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Maybe okay, you know, don't drink as much so we
can hang out more. Yeah, and there's and then maybe
we can eliminate that pressure a little bit. Look, you know,
it's always a compromise drinking.

Speaker 7 (46:57):
Or where you go and what you do and sport
events and watching football games on TV. If you don't
want to, it's okay to merge in the middle. We
start doing things the way they do it right, of course.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, let's.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Get into it. Scary. What's your phone tap all about? Today?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
So Nicole and her mom emailed us and wanted to
play a phone tap on Nicole's stepdad. They have a
ton of pets in their family already, and when they
both started talking about trying to get another cat and dog,
the stepdad shut them both down immediately. So I'm going
to call as a rep from the animal shelter with
some more.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Good news animal lover. Scary now diving into an animal
lover's phone tap, We'll see what happens. Hello, Hello, I'm
looking for Nicole junk please cool man calling. Oh, this
is George Torres with her. Also, how are you okay?
How you going pretty good?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
We had a little bit of a problem with the
check that she left us on Saturday. Okay, so if
possible what he paid for she paid for the chocolate
bull mastiff and the white Persian kitten. She bought two kittens, No,
a chocolate bull Mastiff is a dog?

Speaker 23 (48:06):
She bought a dog?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (48:08):
How big is that?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Eighty five pounds and seven ounces? What did she buy
a dog for?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I don't know. I thought this was all discussed.

Speaker 13 (48:16):
No, I'm instep dead.

Speaker 12 (48:18):
I have to give her a call by what's going on?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Okay? Thank you, sir?

Speaker 21 (48:21):
I buye?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
All right?

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Hello, we're gonna call him back.

Speaker 15 (48:26):
Okay, Hello, Dennis, Yeah you called.

Speaker 14 (48:32):
I didn't get on my.

Speaker 18 (48:33):
Phone in time.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
What the hell are you doing?

Speaker 24 (48:35):
What?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
You bought a dog and a cat?

Speaker 19 (48:37):
They needed a home?

Speaker 24 (48:38):
Were you putting them at the house?

Speaker 10 (48:40):
No, you're not moms, you're me.

Speaker 15 (48:43):
What mom said?

Speaker 11 (48:44):
It is okay?

Speaker 13 (48:46):
And something was wrong with your check and there's no
way you're bringing another.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Dog in his house. But it's still a puppy. It's
eighty five pounds.

Speaker 12 (48:54):
I gotta call your mother because I'm getting auty to here.

Speaker 11 (48:56):
So what.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (49:00):
Call?

Speaker 3 (49:00):
That was good? Now it's mom's turn.

Speaker 14 (49:05):
Hello, Hi, what's going on?

Speaker 21 (49:08):
Nicky asked me last week?

Speaker 24 (49:10):
What are you kidding me?

Speaker 21 (49:11):
Well, it's one of the dogs that you've seen.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
I don't give them and you not the damn check?

Speaker 11 (49:18):
Well that I dad.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
I didn't know.

Speaker 21 (49:20):
Guy just called me, Well, I didn't know about that.

Speaker 14 (49:22):
We're trying to get rid of toad and you're bringing
another one in no way, No where I'm going nowhere.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I'm going maybe five.

Speaker 24 (49:30):
There's no where I'm getting.

Speaker 20 (49:31):
The patty here.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
I'm telling you right now, all right, count.

Speaker 14 (49:34):
Watching now, I'm sorry.

Speaker 28 (49:36):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 30 (49:38):
Well, I didn't know she went and actually did it
and gave him the check, right, and.

Speaker 12 (49:41):
I'm gonna call it something that I said.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
No, they're not gonna live there.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
We're trying to get bitt of to the houses, the
pigsties and.

Speaker 18 (49:46):
That with these dogs, what are we gonna do?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Tell Nikkis you can't have you damn right, or I'm
out of here.

Speaker 26 (49:51):
I'm telling you right now, what the hell are your mind?

Speaker 24 (49:54):
No?

Speaker 22 (49:54):
You know me and animals, I don't give them.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I'm telling you, I don't want him in here.

Speaker 27 (50:02):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Call that guy back?

Speaker 19 (50:03):
Did he I'm gonna call it.

Speaker 21 (50:05):
Some of a bitch right now.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
I can't believe you did this.

Speaker 22 (50:08):
Well, can we keep the cat?

Speaker 12 (50:10):
We'll keep the cat at the we don't need a talk.

Speaker 22 (50:14):
Well, apparently this one has it shots.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
It's newter and everything.

Speaker 12 (50:17):
Don't give it if it comes with gold, tell us
by jam get a textbook with that money.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Hello, hello, miss, did you get in touch with your
husband and talk some sentence him? Yeah, this is a
phone tap.

Speaker 9 (50:27):
I'm from Brooklyn.

Speaker 28 (50:28):
They're not gonna get by me.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
We got your anni.

Speaker 14 (50:30):
That you did that was excellent.

Speaker 22 (50:32):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 25 (50:37):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Internal Leilani's here, Darling.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
So Internal Leilani is doing that New York City thing
looking for an apartment.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, God bless, it's.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Rough, you know.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
You look, apartments are expensive everywhere in this fine nation
of hours. But if you're looking for an apartment in
New York City, it's awful. I mean, they have fees
and there's extra extra deposit you have to pay.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
It's a lot of money. So, how is your apartment
hunt going?

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Well, it's been about a month and a half.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
My criteria, I feel like, is.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Not that hard, but a fair true criteria.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Okay, So it's me and my girlfriend one bedroom somewhere
near twenty twenty five hundreds.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
You're gonna be living in the bron.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
You're not even gonna be living in the Bronx.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
Okay, So so one bedroom, but what neighborhood because that
makes a big difference.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
Well, I like like cheese in Ditmas Park right now,
So I like that air Prospect Lefforts garden somewhere parkside,
maybe right facing the park at a.

Speaker 7 (52:07):
Park and two more thousand from the park. Okay, So
you're looking to pay two to twenty five hundred a
month in New.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
York City near the park.

Speaker 10 (52:17):
You know what that's going to be infested with if
you pay that?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Oh yes, the roommates. That's the other way to do it.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
So so you've been looking around, So did you find
anything that was twenty or twenty five hundred a month?

Speaker 6 (52:30):
Well, okay, I've found a lot and we applied for
a lot, but we've had some issues with our guarant tours.
At first, I asked my grandpa and then he was like,
I'm only going to say yes if you get that
guy to call me and explain everything to me what
I need to send, And then I'm not going to
send it. I'm going to talk to my accountant, who

(52:52):
is then going to only send two of the things.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
He was like, I'm not showing my tax.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Well you're not going to get the apartment. Oh yes,
And I was like, in New yourk City, if you
don't help on it immediately, it's yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
You don't even have time to think. You just have
to do it right there.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
Yeah. I asked the broker once. I was like, would
you be willing to call my grandpa? I can call
him right now, And the guy went no, and I
had to walk out.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
Okay, So, so you did find an apartment for twenty
five hundred a month?

Speaker 6 (53:14):
It was it was well, it was two thousand a month, okay.
It was off of park Side av the BQ stop.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Okay, so we got a train there. That's good.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
Yeah, and we put the deposit down and then so.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
This is where it adds up. So it's you said
twenty five a month deposit was how much.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
The deposit was two thousand? And then the broker fee
was thirty five.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Hundred broker fee?

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, okay, it happens. So this is what you have
to lay out immediately. Well, so did you do it,
So we.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
Put the first deposit down just to take it off
of like street Easy and stuff. And then they waited
a week to tell us, we don't trust you guys,
because you're in college still, so we're not going to give.

Speaker 16 (53:54):
It to you.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
Well, I think when you tell the broker to talk
to your grandpa, some alarms go off.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Well yeah, even.

Speaker 9 (54:06):
Even outside of her situation being a broke college student offense, no,
no I work here.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Yeah, it's lofty gulls though she wants to live in
a near a park.

Speaker 9 (54:14):
Yeah, but for anybody in New York City to get
an apartment, good luck are That's why they have these
broker fees, right, And it's usually I think they calculated
what ten.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Of the year seen of the yearly right now?

Speaker 9 (54:27):
Yeah, a lot of money honestly up to the brokers
sometimes and based on how many people are looking at it.
That's basically what Determan says gets that money in there.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
First, as you listen to this and you're maybe having
dreams about moving to New York City because they say
everyone should live here at least for one year out
of their life, and say, yeah, then you can go
back to wherever you want to live. But this is
just one of the many things you got to remember.
And living in the city, not only is it very expensive,
it's a pain.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
They has to live here, You have to get around,
you have to like hope no one slashes your faces.

Speaker 12 (55:01):
So good.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Yeah. So so now you're looking for an apartment again.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
Back on the websites and and running around. If anyone
has any leads, I'll take them.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
I have something that I want to I'll share it
with you because I have to double check that they're
still up and running. But there was a guy that
I met when I first moved here, and he worked
for a company that found apartments in New York City
and didn't charge your broker fee. All they wanted you
to do was post on Instagram about them, and he
took me to a bunch of different places and I
ended up living in Jersey City instead. But it might

(55:36):
help you.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
I used him. Yes, that was also part of it.
Post on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (55:45):
Sleep with them.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
You know, I hate to pull out this card, but
should maybe tell them about your affiliation with the Elvis Show.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
Well, you best believe I declared this as my source
of income.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Has yet to help.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
You put it on their elow like.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I send it. I put it like here's my pay slips.
I work at the elvist rent in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
That doesn't out See, that's embarrassed. This is why I
don't want people to do that, because when you.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
Play the Elvis Tran Morning Show employee card and they
say no.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Thank you, Right, that's so degrading.

Speaker 9 (56:18):
So what I will say is this, because we had
this conversation years ago when I first moved to New
York City, are you willing to make some concessions in
the apartment so that you could get a cheaper price
because I got a sixth floor walk up, which was
I believe three hundred dollars cheaper than something on the
lower floor because nobody wanted to walk up six flights
of stairs everything.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
See, I I've got plenty of concessions. I don't need laundry,
I don't need I just need one window at least
I don't.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
I don't need windows. The company is called Lofty Loft. Yes,
try Lofty, because they really he was awesome.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
Good to know, Yeah, good to know. Yeah, I'm making
concessions left and right. I don't I'll have a pet
rat I'll talk about.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
The you're gonna have a pet.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Is not even necessarily just it's the train line.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
I need to be near a train.

Speaker 9 (57:06):
You have an extra room in your apartment?

Speaker 7 (57:08):
No, no, no, no, I have an extra Yeah. So
I remember when I first moved moved to New York City.
I got a place in the village on Thompson Street.
I mean the middle of the village, right Greenwich Village,
New York City, is where I was. And that was
a microscopic dot of an apartment. It was built in

(57:30):
the post war, meaning the walls are so thin you
can hear the heartbeat of the neighbor. And I got
a note in my door once from the lady the
next downstairs.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
She said, please don't walk across your floor after ten
pm because it makes so much noise. I'm trying to sleep,
so I said.

Speaker 7 (57:47):
I said a note back saying, well, unless you can
gift me with a magic carpet to get across.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
My my apartment, yeah, to go to the bathroom. It
ain't happening New York City. It's tough to live here.
It's supposed to it's supposed to be expensive, it's supposed
to be a pay in the ass. But that's why
you do it. Just toughen you up, figure it out.
You can do it tough love.

Speaker 9 (58:11):
I remember one apartment I looked at I walked in.
The guy that had lived there previously was still moving
his stuff out. But I'm standing there with the broker
and uh, talking to the broker, and I asked, do
you mind if I talked to the guy that's moving up?
And he kind of just rolls his eyes and he says,
go ahead. So I said, hey, any problems with living here?
He goes, well, there's a huge water bug problem, which.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Are those big cockroaches? And as soon as he said
that done, I'm out and dreams.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
But for two grand for the two of you.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
How about something like Staten Island.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
You can probably get something good in Staten Island.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
For that, I get seasick.

Speaker 6 (58:53):
I can't take a boat.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
I can't afford a car.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Okay, So again, if you want to in New York City,
just take note.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Have you thought about Newark, New York? Yeah, you can
take like a busser training.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I'll fly into JFK.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Every morning, a department, your park, a trailer park.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
There are some fancy trailers.

Speaker 17 (59:23):
Man.

Speaker 7 (59:23):
I don't know, right next to the park the park ros.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Well, good luck, thank you for you.

Speaker 9 (59:36):
I'll tell you what that folks, that's bloody nice.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
Oh yeah, the time of the day Elvis Duran in
the Morning show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
So I experienced firsthand poductivity this weekend. So is it
f A U X where you you look busy but
you're not.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
My life?

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
What I called an airline to make some sort of
a complicated reservation for three of us traveling and from
different airports, this and that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
So I knew it would take a little while. You
know how your phone will tell you you've been in
this call for so many minutes, fifty eight minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
But I must say I really enjoyed her. She was
very nice.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
But she did this thing that Nate has said before
he thinks could be a scam. She kept saying, oh,
I'm so sorry, my computer is so slow, and she's
you know, and she said, you know what, I don't
know what's going on. I'm gonna have to reset my
computer and just start over. And so Nate's philosophy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
In this maybe my theory this phote activity is there's
just a stretch in the clock.

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
Yeah, she did say to me after fifty eight minutes,
she said, look at that, it's two minutes till the
top of the hour, and you're my last call all
the day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Thank you so much. This was a lot of a
lot of fun.

Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
This is my theory, right. I don't think these people
get paid per call. I think they get paid per hour.
So I've called the irs, I've called you know stores,
I've called different organizations. They all have a problem with
their computer and the system.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
So my theory is.

Speaker 9 (01:01:17):
That they just want to milk the clock and at
least talk to somebody that's somewhat pleasant.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
So they'll stretch it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
They'll be happy to be.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
I'm like, oh, uh, my mouse, something wrong with my mouth,
and they have to reset the router.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
It hanging on for one second.

Speaker 10 (01:01:32):
See, I would think I would think it was because
they can't figure out what you need and so they
need more time. So that's how they stall by saying, oh,
my computer's not working right, it needs you know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
See, I would think it was a plan to get
you to hang up the phone and get rid of
whatever your problem was, because you keep me on the
phone for an hour probably twenty minutes into it. I'm like,
I don't think this is that important anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Right, Well, all of the above, or maybe none of
the both.

Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
But she she was delightful. I enjoyed my time with her,
but maybe so my areas. She was having so much
fun as with me as her favorite customer to day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
She wanted the call to last until the end of
her ship.

Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
Yeah, maybe that was it, because you got to think,
these people probably talk to some real a holes, So
when you get somebody nice on the phone, you want
to drag it out.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
You punish the nice people.

Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
I don't think it'd be well, I guess I'm being
punished if they're taking Yeah, I mean it would have
been nice to have a few more days moments in
my day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Yeah, sure, why not?

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
She was great, lovely. I enjoyed my time with her,
and all all of the planes were reserved and all
the seats are assigned, and we're.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Not solved when you were trying to figure out yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Yeah, I think thirty less minutes would have been better.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Just fine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Yeah, but look.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
If you work in a call center or whatever, just
text us at fifty five one hundred, are we way off?

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
On this week. We're just making assumptions. It's all hypothesis,
ins an assumption.

Speaker 7 (01:02:50):
Uh, they're saying a lot of people are texting and saying, no,
the computers are slow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
They are the worst. The infrastructure with these computers is
so old, over twenty years old. Let's talk to Tara
online nineteen. We'll see what's going on. Hello, Tara, how
are you hello? So is it Tara or Tara? I
don't I want to say it correctly.

Speaker 17 (01:03:13):
It's Tara.

Speaker 30 (01:03:14):
Good morning everyone, how are you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
We're doing great?

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
So do you work in a line of work where
you have to rely on computers a lot with customer service?

Speaker 30 (01:03:25):
Yes, and a lot of times so cool. And they'll say, oh,
I'm looking for this or I'm looking for that, and
I have absolutely no idea what they're looking for. So
of course it's oh, I'm so sorry. My computers really
slow today. Oh I'm sorry, my system just went down.
I need to log back in, and meantime I'm just
trying to find out what the hell they're looking for.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Okay, Hey, I was right. Wow, that's fair.

Speaker 17 (01:03:50):
Guys, You're right, Danielle, thank you, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
That could be the case I know of the lady
with me in the airline yesterday, I really felt like
it was giving her hell, that the computer was giving
her a little grief. I don't know, you know, but
only you know, And so let me ask you this, Tara,
while we have you here. I don't know exactly what.
I guess a retail ordering of some sort. You're working with.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
You don't have to say the name or anything.

Speaker 16 (01:04:14):
But.

Speaker 30 (01:04:16):
No, Actually, I work for a freight forwarder, importing and
exporting commercial merchandise.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Commercial good, Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
Do you find that the people you come in contact
with on the phone are generally nice?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Were they bad? I mean, is it fifty to fifty
or how's that roll with you in your career?

Speaker 30 (01:04:36):
It's fifty fifty, it's fifty fifty summer, nice, summer.

Speaker 17 (01:04:40):
Hell.

Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
I always feel bad for the people on the other end,
because it's not your fault that we're going through this.
You're just trying to find a solution, and I feel like,
you know that you can't control what happened.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
It's not you know, there's a text coming through now.
I used to work in a hall center. We used
to manipulate the hell out of the system to avoid
taking calls at all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
That is phote activity. All right. Well, thank you Tara,
and thank you for listening to us. We sure to
appreciate it.

Speaker 30 (01:05:13):
Thank you, guys, have a great day and huge huge fan.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Oh thank you, thank you very much. You have a
great day too. I have one.

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
We're called Luis Lewis rather online twenty works in an
IT call center. Hi, Lewis, what's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Going on with you?

Speaker 25 (01:05:27):
Hello?

Speaker 30 (01:05:27):
Lady?

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Hello lady light So what do you what are you
noticing from your your point of view?

Speaker 12 (01:05:33):
So I worked for one of the biggest internet providers
in the nation, and I went in their.

Speaker 26 (01:05:38):
Call center and it's fifty to fifty.

Speaker 15 (01:05:40):
It's either their system is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Super old and they just don't want to pay.

Speaker 12 (01:05:43):
The money to upgrade it to the newest generation, or
you know, you're just trying to kill time because you
don't want keep getting yelled out or get the next custom.

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
That's awful that people yell at you. You know, I hate,
I hate that they do that with you, Lewis.

Speaker 17 (01:05:58):
Yeah, No, I used to work out, you know, a
code red system down company basically where like let's say,
if the.

Speaker 12 (01:06:04):
Radio went down, you would call us. Because the internet
was down on your location and we would get your servers.

Speaker 11 (01:06:08):
Backed up on the crowd up and running.

Speaker 12 (01:06:10):
And those people, even though we were trying to help them,
were the worst, always angry, and everyone's that are happy
when there's a code right situation.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
Well, I'll tell you this, whenever I have a problem
with my internet at my house, there's no one. You
can't get a person on the phone. I mean you
have to jump through all sorts of fiery hoops to
get a live person. It's all automated and AI and anyway, Lewis,
God be with you, and thank you so much for
what you do. We appreciate you, you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Thank you. What's up there, Scotty B.

Speaker 31 (01:06:39):
So back in the day, I worked in a call
center when I lived in Iowa, and the calls would
come in so fast and furious. I would put them
on hold and I would just say, let me get
that information for you, and I would hold on and
I would transfer them to another center. So it looks
like I got the call and I took care of it,
and my quota was was huge I did. They promoted
me to supervisor the entire center.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
You run faster, it's such a great.

Speaker 31 (01:07:01):
Call volume, but I just you know, belled onto somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Ye're scary.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Different times where I was trying to complain to customer
service and I accidentally got hung up on I'm just
wondering if yeah, that is that? Is it really an
accident or was it time? I don't know, is it
a coincidence or do they.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Just be like, I'm just gonna drop this bastard.

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
Yeah, well, look if they have really bad equipment in
there anyway, that can easily just blame it on that and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Then just move on with their day. More sorry, more, more,
More and more people are.

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
Texting in Danielle saying that the computers they were using
are trash.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
They're just they're just really that bad.

Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
Hold on, hold on, you want, iHeart to help them find.

Speaker 27 (01:07:48):
One?

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Will ever connect?

Speaker 10 (01:07:49):
I just think like when people say that you were
yelling at customer service, like, don't you think you get
more with kindness? Especially with that, They're going to be
more willing to try and find a solution for you.
If you're nice, then if you're a nasty a hole
for sure. Seriously, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Finally, we've got a frog. You know what's up?

Speaker 18 (01:08:06):
Frog?

Speaker 19 (01:08:07):
We had a computer problem here the other day in
Jack's and I'd call our help desk and they're like,
what operating system are you on? They showed me how
to go find it. The computers that I'm using right now,
I am not making this up. We're on Windows seven,
which was put out in October of two thousand and eight,
the system that we are working on right now.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
All right, Yeah, they're just waiting for it to turn
twenty Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:08:33):
That's even you know, better than the iPhone that I have,
because you know me, with my iPhones, I don't upgrade
very often iPhone six.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I also must assume as far as these call centers go, a.

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
Lot of people moved out of the big offices and
they moved into their homes. They can do all of
that at home, so you know, they're just kind of
a slave to whatever they have in their house. I
don't know it works, but cheese A computers in what
year twenty nine eight?

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
He's eight October eight?

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Oh my god, that's funny to me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
It's funny.

Speaker 25 (01:09:11):
Do you have a sense of humor?

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
El Vis Duran in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
People born before the year two thousand, no, so much
more than people born after the year two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Where ear were you born? Gandhi?

Speaker 13 (01:09:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Never telling before the year two thousand? Yeah, in the
eight Can I say in the eighties?

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
You were born in the nineteen eighties? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
Whoa, I know, I know people born before two thousand.
We need to share our trivial skills that nobody else
cares about.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Things like an ish.

Speaker 7 (01:09:56):
If you're young, you're gonna wonder what I'm saying it
to make sure you have an old person with you.
When I say old, I mean someone born after the
year two.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Thousand, yeah, or before okay, the nineteen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Yes, yes, the ability to rewind a cassette tape using
a pencil.

Speaker 22 (01:10:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Are you with me?

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Some people aren't. What year were you born?

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Producers him ninety?

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Okay, so you know these things? Why are you snorting?
You know we're doing a show in here straight H's
walking through the word snorting.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
I think he's doing his own show.

Speaker 9 (01:10:25):
What I'm just watching something on YouTube?

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Okay, okay, thank you, thank you, thank you. Mistake.

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
People born before two thousand, we have talent. We can
do things like rewind cassette tapes using a pencil. If
you're born after two thousand, you don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
Also, we use proper grammar and pronunciation, no we don't,
and punctuation compared to people after the year two thousand. Yes,
I know that's a generalization. But by the way, if
you're born after two thousand, look up the word generalization.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
It's true. The all see posts that are just one
run on sentence, and I know that there are four
separate thoughts in there, but I can't really pick it
out because there's no punctuations.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
It's not your fault. It's it's your fault. How to
write and cursive? Do you even need that anymore? I
still do it just so people go, what does that say?

Speaker 16 (01:11:17):
Ha?

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
If you're born before two thousand, you know what I mean?
How do you use a rotary phone?

Speaker 15 (01:11:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
My gosh, what a pin in the butt?

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
That is what I mean.

Speaker 9 (01:11:29):
You can't even learn how anymore, right, because you don't
need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
You can get them for like decoration.

Speaker 7 (01:11:39):
How do you fix a CD that skips? First of all,
who would be using a CD to begin with? Yeah,
how do you fix it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Can you fix the CD? Y?

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Yeah? You wipe it off? Don't you wipe it off?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
If it's got to scratch your screwgh.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Okay, that's what it's more thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
How do you get a game cartridge to work by
blowing inside it?

Speaker 9 (01:11:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Yeah, that you blow inside your game cartridge?

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Okay, played games?

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Legend of Zelda never worked.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
It's like, can you parallel park without using a backup camera? Yeah? Yeah, Well,
if you're born in later, you can't programming a VCR.

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
Why why would we? You know, Scotty Be still uses
his VCR, don't you, Scotty?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, I still happen in my room just to watch
his old porn.

Speaker 22 (01:12:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
No, you don't use it to record things?

Speaker 31 (01:12:30):
Do you not to record?

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
But I'll play back.

Speaker 31 (01:12:32):
I watch old videos from high school and from this
radio station on there.

Speaker 7 (01:12:36):
Right using the word literally correctly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Oh, Lily, that one's spiraled.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
So now that I've made us all look very old,
you're welcome. I don't know. Look, you know this is
not a new phenomenon.

Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
There have been things that you needed to do to
survive life that have been falling off the edge for years.
You know, with the invention of for instance, light bulbs, electricity,
you don't need those candles anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
Okay, as we have a candle right now, Yeah, I
think I mean we were talking about this not too
long ago. But millennials, that would be me, Sam, You're
a millennial. Yeah. We are the last generation that ever
will have existed without having social media for our whole lives.
And that's crazy to think about.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Right, you knew what it was like before?

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Hell yeah, And I gotta say I loved it. It
was amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
I remember when we would do what we're doing now.
We'd sit in a room and talk and talk and
no one knew what we looked like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Oh yeah, remember that? And how do you get back
to that?

Speaker 10 (01:13:36):
And we used to say, don't look, you're not going
to be happy, you'll be disappointed.

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
Don't meet us, because you'll see what we really look like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Scarry up more first dates before they knew what you
look like.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
There you go, social media.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
It's so funny to me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
I don't know what, Nay what?

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
Nate?

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
You know you're producing the show? Are you watching Dukes
of Hazard?

Speaker 9 (01:14:05):
I am back to what you were saying, though sometimes
newer is not always better with a rotary folk or
the Dukes of Hazzard's why do we need that remake
of a movie with Jessica Simpson. That was terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
What the Dukes of Hazzard like socially not all that great?

Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
Well, now, yeah, acceptable, Proggy, were you dukes of hazard fans.

Speaker 19 (01:14:28):
Every single Friday night?

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
And he was my favorite?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
He was the deputy about what about boss Hog? Boss Hog?
Wasn't he like the grand Master of the KKK or something? Yeah?
That show was just not really.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Confederate flag or something.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
I'm sorry, what's that frog? He also wore an all
white suit every time he saw me, had.

Speaker 10 (01:14:59):
All an always eating a chicken play.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
So sometimes it's good to lead things in the past.
I just say, don't.

Speaker 5 (01:15:07):
Answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
All right, Garrey, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 14 (01:15:13):
Angela wants to phone tap her dad Giovanni. Now Giovanni
thinks he makes the most amazing meatballs ever. And they
even have a small family business too that surround these
these amazing family meatballs. So I'm going to start the
call the dad Giovanni, let him know that he's been
submitted for a new reality TV show about meatballs.

Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
Oh cool, and then Angela is.

Speaker 14 (01:15:31):
Going to join in later on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
People take their meatballs very seriously. Yes, we'll see what
happens in today's phone tap here.

Speaker 14 (01:15:38):
Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Giovanni.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Let's talk.

Speaker 12 (01:15:44):
Yes, what my.

Speaker 14 (01:15:45):
Name is Matthew cook over at bash Ballers, and we
got a submission about your meatballs and we'd love to
feature them on our brand new TV show on the
Cooking Network.

Speaker 25 (01:15:53):
Did you just say?

Speaker 12 (01:15:55):
What the hell is it?

Speaker 14 (01:15:56):
It's a meatball show that we're just starting up, and
we'd love to have you apart, your meatballs have been
submitted and we would like to feature them on our show.

Speaker 12 (01:16:03):
All right, who's told you about my meatballs?

Speaker 14 (01:16:05):
We got a submission from your daughter Angela, and she
said that your meatballs really have an effect on people
that really uh you know, move them.

Speaker 12 (01:16:16):
Well that that makes perfect sense. Yeah, my, you know,
three generations of great cooking, at least in this country. Yeah,
my meatballs are definitely the best in the country.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
No, not like that.

Speaker 14 (01:16:26):
Actually, this show focuses on people who have the worst
meatballs in the country.

Speaker 12 (01:16:33):
My daughter, my daughter, My daughter said, my meatballs are
the worst meatballs.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:16:36):
So it basically the catch. It's Bashballers. We come to
your hometown and then we bash our meatballs for and
we help you though. That's the great thing. That's the
positive part.

Speaker 18 (01:16:44):
Of the show.

Speaker 12 (01:16:44):
I don't need me help my meatballs. This is some
kind of sick plank. My daughter would never say that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
This is both Who is this?

Speaker 14 (01:16:52):
We do have our audition table right here. Hold on
one second, let me see if you could hear this?

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
All right?

Speaker 22 (01:16:57):
I mean and my dad, Giovannie, it's not the best
ball in the all and can you imagine like brat
mixed with Maadeo thaws not made our thoughts like what.

Speaker 21 (01:17:12):
Dog like his meetballs are?

Speaker 14 (01:17:13):
Like Giovanni se right there. We have her on tape,
she submitted. So if you don't want to be a
part of the show, I totally understand that is this.

Speaker 12 (01:17:24):
She would never say that about my meatballs. That's our
family recipe. My great grandmother made them and we hate
them every Sunday.

Speaker 14 (01:17:31):
So I'm going to guess that you don't want to
be on the show. If you do, I can leave
you my phone number and you just want.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
To call me.

Speaker 12 (01:17:38):
I would never be on your show, your sixth show.
You wouldn't know what good meatball like They smack in
the state.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Okay, surprise, you know.

Speaker 14 (01:17:46):
I might not be Italian, but a good German knows
what a good meatball tastes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Like, Oh my.

Speaker 14 (01:17:51):
God, So Andrea, we'll have you call him back and
then you're gonna let him know that you signed him
up for this TV show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Okay, Oh my god, Hello and that Dancy.

Speaker 13 (01:18:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:18:05):
I just got a call from some weird telling me
that my meatballs were garbage, some kind of show. They said,
you put me up for this.

Speaker 22 (01:18:11):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 12 (01:18:12):
But don't do that to me. I just got a call.
I heard your voice. I heard you say my meatballs
were terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
You said, what what the hell is that?

Speaker 14 (01:18:20):
What are you doing to me?

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
You spit my meatballs out? I never seen you do that.

Speaker 12 (01:18:24):
When are you doing that?

Speaker 9 (01:18:25):
You get ten thousand dollars to go in this show?

Speaker 12 (01:18:28):
None of us turn me over in a grave right now?

Speaker 25 (01:18:30):
What do you think about that?

Speaker 21 (01:18:31):
Now?

Speaker 22 (01:18:31):
I'm then the whole heritage?

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
I mean, who cares?

Speaker 12 (01:18:34):
There's something wrong with you. I don't know what's happened
to you. You do not assault a family and our heritage.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
What the heck are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
GE's wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
You don't for anything? Mom's me both better?

Speaker 12 (01:18:45):
What leart me call the second rate. She has another thing.

Speaker 10 (01:18:49):
I don't know what you get up.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
No, no, I'm not calmed down.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
I will not calm down. Hey, do you have honey?

Speaker 25 (01:18:56):
Who is this?

Speaker 14 (01:18:56):
Money's Garrett from Elvis Strand of the Morning Show. And
you just got phone tap your daughter.

Speaker 20 (01:19:04):
My daughter just phones.

Speaker 12 (01:19:10):
By the way, my wife's meet just as good as mine.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 25 (01:19:17):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by authortic
Space the.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
Elvis Dan phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:19:33):
So you know, years and years ago, we used to
have this event we threw from time to time called
the meat market way before.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
You were here, Gandhi, long long time ago, before you
Nate actually, and.

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
So at these meat market get togethers, we would meet
at Webster Hall or some other huge place a venue
in New York City, and we would invite people to
come to meet other people singles, single, and of course,
you know a couple of married creepers got in there.
But we always wondered, like god, those many years ago,

(01:20:08):
did they ever work? Did anyone ever meet anyone? At
our meat market? We would play games and introduce people
and it was a very fun time. Well those years ago,
we stopped doing them. The other day, Scary was on
I Think X and he saw a listener post his
entrance badge number on social media from all those years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
His name is Joel. We got in touch with him.
You want to meet him? Yeah, here's Joel. Hi, Joel,
Welcome to the show. How are you?

Speaker 18 (01:20:39):
What's happening? How are we doing?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
We're doing okay? So this is wild.

Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
You came to our meat market at Webster Hall, what
twenty five years ago?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Oh? Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:20:49):
It was a bunch of guys from Hoboken. What to
do tonight? And we will always listen to you guys,
and let's try this meat market thing out.

Speaker 7 (01:20:58):
So you show up with your with your bros. And
you put on your registration, your tag with the big number.
Do you remember what your number was? What number were you?

Speaker 9 (01:21:08):
Was?

Speaker 18 (01:21:09):
Number eight fifty five. We were featured in the catalog
because it was a meat market, so they called it
the catalog, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Right, the cattle the catalog.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
It was like a description of you, right, like what
your likes?

Speaker 18 (01:21:22):
Yeah, I'll say that, I believe, I believe you know,
like what your what your likes the mountain, biking and cooking,
and some of our friends had some stuff. I really
can't say, but it was a fun time. It was
definitely cool.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
It was like a pamphlet of Tinder profiles.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Yeah, basically all the women would get it when as
soon as they entered the meat market that many people.

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
Sometimes, yeah, sometimes we had we do it outside what
was then known as South Street Seaport.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
We did one there.

Speaker 7 (01:21:51):
That's where Scary yelled at the guy would playing the
game who was using his hands and it wasn't supposed
to it and he started screaming, no hands, no hands,
and realized the guy had no hands. Remember anyway, So
Joel was there and uh so the night starts going.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
We're up on stage, you know, being Everyboddy. But you
met someone? How did you meet Diane?

Speaker 18 (01:22:13):
So we were we were dancing and the guys just
hanging out. When I think they I think people still
dance at clubs, but uh, back then, I was wearing
the tag and I believe Skeary and Greg and Covey
were giving away a trip to Hawaii and this blonde
girl walked up and he said, I want to go
to Hawaii. I said I'll take you, and then we
just started dancing and that you know, at the end
of the night we had we had kiss goodbye, and

(01:22:36):
uh I just told her not to wait for three
days to call me.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Yeah, and then what happened? Tell us more keep going then.

Speaker 18 (01:22:42):
Uh I was so drunk that night, I don't remember
what you look like. So when she came to my apartment,
a hope, OK, and I was praying that she was
a good looking so you know, I looked over the
stairs when she was coming up to the second floor.
I was like, oh, thank God, no.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Good, this is good.

Speaker 18 (01:23:00):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
You gotta keep in mind this happened.

Speaker 7 (01:23:01):
This happened twenty five years ago. So what did you
take Diane to Hawaii?

Speaker 18 (01:23:07):
We did go to Hawaii, Yeah, we did. We went
three islands and we had a great time and got married.
We have two beautiful children. Yeah, we're going on a
twenty three years of marriage.

Speaker 7 (01:23:22):
Wow, are the kids still living with you? You and
Diane still have the kids in the house? Are they done?

Speaker 12 (01:23:27):
Now?

Speaker 18 (01:23:28):
We have two dogs in the house that we are
empty nesters. I have a son called the University of Florida.
He's an eater, and my daughter is at Sostal Carolina.
So a twenty year old amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:23:38):
All because of our silly, our silly little meat market.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Look at that. That's awesome. There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
So I must assume that more people who met at
these events got together as well. You know, maybe maybe
it didn't turn out as happy as you guys, but
that's that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
That's how long we've been around, guys, A long time.

Speaker 18 (01:23:58):
Yeah, what was the thing when people celebrating in verse
he's on you always say and they never had a fight, right, Yeah,
they never had a fight. You've never had a fight.

Speaker 7 (01:24:05):
Well, yeah, we stop saying that because we just assumed
that everyone's can.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
You guys have a fight? Do you blame Elvis?

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Oh stop? Yeah, yeah, he's the one. He was down
in the pit getting them together. Wow, that is so crazy.
So any questions for Joel? This is awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
Did you invite anybody from the show to your wedding?

Speaker 18 (01:24:33):
I believe s Geary was at my wedding?

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Yeah, you were. We actually became close as a result
of this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
This is your friend he yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Well I haven't spoken him in a long long time.
He just reached out to us on X that today's
the day. So I haven't seen Joel in years and years,
but I did end up going to his wedding.

Speaker 14 (01:24:51):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
I don't know if Greg T went as well, but yeah,
yeah it was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
That's awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:24:57):
See there are good things that have come out of
this awful, awful show.

Speaker 10 (01:25:02):
Do you know that when my parents met, my dad
was drunk and he didn't remember what my mom looked
like either. He found a piece of paper in his
like wallet or something, and he's like, oh, I think
I probably should call this person, and they wound up
calling and then yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:25:16):
The way people I know, our friend of Keita is
married to Rinita. He met her by knocking on the
wrong door one day. Oh wow, and now they're married
with three kids.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Yeah, there's there's a hope for you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Can this event back?

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Oh it was a great event.

Speaker 9 (01:25:33):
I think this is a fantastic idea.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
Yeah, yea.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Most of the game, Joel found the love of his life.
For God's sake, what we're gonna say, Joel, what.

Speaker 18 (01:25:44):
Was that Vitamin C was performing that one song?

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
What was that song? Something about school Rember?

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
The graduation song?

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Yeah, okay, there you go. See we had some real
clunkers at some of those shows. I'm not saying she's
a clunker. Yeah, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
I think now's the time to bring it back because
people are lonelier.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Than they've ever been.

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Everybody complains about dating apps and how terrible they are,
and it's impossible to find somebody you just want to
know about that chemistry in your face to face. Now
is the time. Let's do it everything.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
What people have to be able to, you know, to
actually communicate with one another. Because everyone's always looked at
their phones.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
It's a different time.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
Lock them up in those bags, I.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Elvis, you may be interested.

Speaker 9 (01:26:31):
I found a lot of younger people aren't even trying
the apps. They've already given up on the dating app.
Wow wow, So they want to just need somebody, like
at a meat market, Joel, Same date dinners.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
That was so much fun when we do Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
I got look, I got scared doing the blind date
dinners and the meat marks. I was afraid someone was
going to take someone, take someone on on a date
and like they'll they'll find them in a closet dead.
So thank god you didn't kill your wife, Diane.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
No, no, no, too much Wow, things have changed so
much since then, so maybe we can try to apply
this maybe. You know, the blind date dinners were interesting
some of the but when you had it on mass
like we did with these thousands of people that came
to these events, that was a big thing because it
was a lot of funny too.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Did we even vet anybody back?

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
Like we didn't?

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
I think it was just sign up and show up.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
That's yes, show up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Come on, Psycho killers, Let's have a party. It was
all Joel.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
Thanks for sharing that with us, and please give Dian
our best and our congratulations to twenty five years together.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
And you met at our meat market. I love that.
Thank you, Joel. That's awesome.

Speaker 18 (01:27:36):
Thank you guys, you're the best.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Have a great day. Take it easy podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
I want to read his nuts one because she gave
us two straws out of five.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
How's your corn beef? Take another bite?

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Well what is his review of our podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Abe seventy seven? Yeah, Ab says stop eating during the
podcast dummies.

Speaker 5 (01:27:59):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvista ran
in the morning show in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Oh did you know about the guy that went on
a Hinge date?

Speaker 7 (01:28:22):
Did you read this Gandhi? This guy went on a
Henge date. He meets her own line, says, hey, meet
me out, let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Let's go. She shows up and brings a friend to
the date for dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
That's cool.

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
And she and the friend sat there across the table
from the date and ordered lobster and steak.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
Both of them.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Servant. Oh, so what did he do? He dined and dashed.
He said, screw you. He just left him there. Oh
my god, and he felt bad.

Speaker 7 (01:28:59):
He called the man for the restaurant and said, I
just want to let you know what happened. You know,
I was on a date, never met her before. She
brought a friend and they started ordering the most expensive
stuff on the menu.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
So I just left. So I just want to, you know,
let me know if I need to come back and pay.
He said, well, the bill was paid, they didn't pay it.
They found another guy in the restaurant.

Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
Can you imagine the long time ago it happened?

Speaker 19 (01:29:25):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Hold on, hold on, scary? What this happened to you? Yes,
I was dating.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
I was on match dot com and I met someone
and and we had some great conversations. We specifically explicitly
said we were gonna meet for dinner, the two of us,
and she brought a friend to dinner. And I'm like,
look at this, these chowhounds are gonna eat off of
my dime.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
This sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
And that was the first and only date. But I'm like,
I just got had, I got used for dinner and
the people to do that anyway, dish run out the door.

Speaker 7 (01:29:59):
You should have gone to the manager and said, hey,
I'm gonna pay for my part of the bill.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
I'm out here.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Yeah, baby, I felt so stupid.

Speaker 10 (01:30:07):
Well, why couldn't you say to her, Hey, I'm gonna
pay for you because we're on a date, but I'm
not paying for her.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
That's a great question. But to me, someone, you just
you're freeloading. You're just in it for the dinner at
that point, and that's not that's not cool. You didn't
even give me any warning.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Hey, do me a favor, masterpiece theater, what do you have?

Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
It's now time for us to act this out now,
Gandhi and Danielle. Danielle, I'm going on a date with you,
and I want you to invite Gandhi.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Hey, this guy invited me to dinner. It's now time
for acted out theater.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
Okay, all right, So.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Hey Danielle, never met you before. I thought we could
run down to the last remaining Red Lobster and have
a little dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Oh great, I love those biscuits.

Speaker 7 (01:30:54):
All right, Oh, you have another call coming in. Okay,
I'll meet you at dinner at seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Okay, i'll see you there.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Okay, call comes through. It's Kandy Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
Hello, Hey, Danielle, what are you getting into today?

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
So?

Speaker 10 (01:31:05):
I met this guy and he's a little suspicious and
he wants to take me to the Red Lobster.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
And I don't know, maybe I don't know, maybe have
some money. I don't I mean, not that we're going
to Red Lobster. Probably doesn't have money.

Speaker 10 (01:31:17):
But I'm just saying, let's know, maybe we can both
go together and like, you know, get some food out
the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
I think this sounds like a day full of surfing turf.
We should definitely go, I mean drinks.

Speaker 10 (01:31:28):
I have now no interest in this guy whatsoever. We'll
just take him for everything, how about that?

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Okay? All right? Okay, okay, y does this really happen? Doye?
Are there are there.

Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
People out there that are so slimy and crappy they
would say, hey, come with me, let's get some dinner
out of this guy?

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Breaking rude? Are you people?

Speaker 10 (01:31:50):
You don't think single ladies are single people who are struggling,
who were like trying to feed, you know, try to
get their next meal.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Well they're hungry, yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
But what was the term people would use if you
go on a date just to get free dinner? It's uh,
we used to use this all the time. Ah uh dinner? Yeah, okay,
to think it through now, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:32:10):
But even if you do have money to bank, you
do there are there are people that do this just to.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Kind of just scam people. And I hate people like that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
I have so many friends that used to just swipe
for dinner. That's what they would say they were doing.
They're like, I don't know, I feel like I want
to have a nice dinner tonight, Let's find a date.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
And did you think that was okay? Your friends did?

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
I used to laugh at them and call them trifling
all the time, because that's ridiculous. You can I mean,
scamming somebody out of dinner acting like you want to
go on a date is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
I'm scary.

Speaker 7 (01:32:39):
Wouldn't that girl you met on whatever showed up with
a friend? You should have just said no, yeah, I'm
not doing this.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
I couldn't. It was already too late, and I was
just too much of a gentleman at the time. That's
what those that was my get walked on era.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
You're being a gentleman to people who are not being ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
I used to be the domat. There's my doormat, era.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
And can you imagine if it was the other way around,
Like if I met up with some guy and he
brought another male friend with him, I would be uncomfortable
and feel unsafe in that scenario, Like what was happening here?

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Scary?

Speaker 7 (01:33:09):
Maybe those two maybe those two girls were working on
a three way for you.

Speaker 10 (01:33:18):
But scary you said that this has happened before with
other things like concerts and stuff where the person used
you to get tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Right, Yeah, that's that's all old that's all like water
under the bridge, old school stuff. I don't do that anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
All right, Well, here we go, let's let's just keep
an eye out for that.

Speaker 7 (01:33:33):
If you show up at the restaurant and your date
you made online as someone else walk out the door,
say no, you deserve.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Better than that. I mean, come on, Oh, was it Reddit?

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
Is that where I saw this article that you saw,
Danielle the celebrities you find suspicious?

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I know it was a thread. Was it Reddit? It
might have been.

Speaker 10 (01:33:54):
Yeah, I don't know. There was a thread online talking
about Yeah, these different celebrities, some of them I agree with.

Speaker 7 (01:34:00):
Right, So there's this thread online that Danielle and I
are talking about where people are talking about other quote
unquote good celebrities, but they're suspicious of them. Yeah, most
of these they're just vibes on actual proof. It's just
kind of a silly list of who some stars may
or may not be who they seem to be.

Speaker 10 (01:34:17):
So the one that we know is not well, first
of all, the one that we know is not true
is Michael Bubley because it said some say he isn't
as cool and calm as he lets on. Dude, Michael
Bublay is what you see is what you get, if
at least in our world, maybe behind the scenes, but
he's always so nice and he's just he's never takes
himself too seriously. He's out to have a good time.

(01:34:38):
He just that's how he is.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
You know what he could be with Michael Boubley.

Speaker 7 (01:34:42):
Yes, his performance is black tie and tuxedo with an
orchestra behind him. You'll singing songs that are like classics
from the nineteen forties fifties, and and then when he's
got his tuxedo off, he's wild. I mean he's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Yeah, he's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
So maybe they're seeing two sides to him, but neither
side is suspicious. I don't think Gandhi. I mean he's great.

Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
I think he's way cooler than people probably think he is.
But I wouldn't call him cool and calm. I don't
call him calm.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Very frantic. Yeah, yeah, in a fantastic way. Okay, so
but on this list, who else is there?

Speaker 10 (01:35:18):
Rachel Ray is on there. Some people say she seems fake.
One person said she might be a terrible person, but
at least she can't cook.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Is that a joke?

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
That joke she can cook? And I see, we've had
different experiences with Rachel Ray.

Speaker 7 (01:35:31):
I every time I've been around Rachel, she's been extremely cool.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Yeah, but you you didn't agree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
Well, it was just back in the day when we
first met her.

Speaker 10 (01:35:43):
A lot of the women who were on the show
thought that she was more responsive to the men than
the women, that she wasn't really paying attention to the
ladies as much as the guys.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
And that's it the wrong way with a couple of people.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Okay, but I think she's great.

Speaker 18 (01:35:58):
She could have.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Changed, she could be different now. I mean, we haven't
seen her in so long, so who even knows?

Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
All Right, So some people think Rachel Ray is a nice,
good celebrity, but at the same time, he says, they're
a little suss.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Okay, who else is on the list?

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
I like the next one, Ryan Seacrest is on this list.

Speaker 10 (01:36:13):
Guy, let's talk about it, well, says, then do you
see what they say about him?

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
We'll go ahead and read that.

Speaker 10 (01:36:22):
One person said he has a well in his basement
and a yard full of buried bones.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
I can feel it, Okay, So.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
I don't know. We've heard great things about Ryan. We
work with him.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
Yeah, I mean, anytime I've ever met Ryan, he's been
very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
He's always in his God.

Speaker 7 (01:36:37):
He has his Ryan Seacrest Studios and children's hospitals across
the country and he does good things, but for some
reason and maybe he likes it, people are suspicious.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
Yeah, all right, go ahead, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:36:51):
Gwyneth Paltrow on the list because people seem annoyed by her.
And one person said, I mean, what do you think
the goop is made from? So yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I mean, I don't feel I don't feel
like I've ever heard she's not a nice person, that
she's not you know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
I don't know. Maybe it's because we don't know. What
do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
Gandhi, I'd agree with that one. I don't know anything
about her. I've never had any encounter with her. I'm
just going solely based on some of the interview clips
that we've seen and some of the products that she promotes.
I don't know what's going on over there, but it's
something weird.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
She might be high.

Speaker 10 (01:37:24):
Maintenance, though, I think maybe because I mean, on Goop
everything is so expensive and stuff you really can't afford,
So maybe she's more of a high maintenance type person.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
You just think about her skiing into that guy on
vacation and then she tried to sue him for ruining
her time, and I just find that fascinating.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Yeah, I forgot about that. Okay, Okay, Jack Nicholson.

Speaker 10 (01:37:49):
They say his image has softened over time, but there
are people who are still creeped out by his scandals
in the seventy including his association with Roman Polanski.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
So yeah, okay, yeah, So there's that one.

Speaker 9 (01:38:00):
I don't believe that.

Speaker 7 (01:38:01):
The next one, Danielle has an opinion about the next
person who seems very suss.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:38:06):
So Adam Levine is on the less Some people believe
he may have sold his soul to the devil for
his fame, or maybe the cost was just his questionable tattoos.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
So we have all, well, I know I have.

Speaker 10 (01:38:18):
And yet Elvis has had some contact with Adam Levine
over the years. And Adam Levine loves Adam Levine.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
Let's just say that. And he told me once, Can
I say what he told me?

Speaker 21 (01:38:30):
Once?

Speaker 10 (01:38:30):
We were doing and we were doing an interview, and
it was he and I and I was telling him
how much I loved him. I was the biggest Adam
Levine fan. Years ago, I had seen him on SNL.
I went to the studio everything and I was said,
Oh my gosh, I can't wait for your new stuff
to come out. This and he said this, I could
poop on the floor, but he didn't say poop and
you'd love it something like that, And I was like

(01:38:51):
what because as basically saying that I was so obsessed
with everything that he was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
And that was the day I stopped loving Adam Levin.

Speaker 7 (01:39:00):
You go, and I remember I stopped. I remember the
day I stopped loving him as well. And keep in
mind this list and admittedly, so these are just suspicion,
suspicious thoughts. I mean, there's no proof in most of
these people that they are bad people, except for Adam Levin.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we're gonna move.

Speaker 10 (01:39:20):
We only have two minutes, Okay, Chip and Joanna Gaines.
One person said on their show, once Chip found a
dead old cockroach to put it in his mouth to
be funny, and that's all the evidence they need.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
Trauma that I don't know. I don't know. Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 10 (01:39:33):
People think his persona comes off as fake and forced.
See I don't age.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
I don't agree with that either.

Speaker 10 (01:39:38):
I feel like anytime we've seen Jimmy, he's always Jimmy
he's always cool and nice.

Speaker 7 (01:39:42):
But just list, I guess compile from people who definitely
have never met him, and they're making an assumption.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Jack Fallon's always been cool with us. We're gandha you
agree with that? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
I love him so much. I think he's been again
beyond cool with us. He remembers people's names. Yeah, I
always keep on my pocket. Though people are very kind
to us, I wonder how they are with everybody else. No, Jimmy,
I think Jimmy's kind to everybody, but I yeah, wonder.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
Yeah, I find Jimmy to be an everyday guy. Okay,
moving on.

Speaker 10 (01:40:11):
This this next one. We've also had an interaction with
Jonah Hill. Some people said that the way he interacts
with other people makes them uncomfortable. Whatever that means. Jonah Hill,
when we interviewed him at one point, he was not
the easiest person to interview.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
Same.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Yeah, we've heard that from a lot of people. Okay,
the next.

Speaker 10 (01:40:26):
One Will Smith, and then they just wrote this one
seems obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Okay, the next one, mister.

Speaker 10 (01:40:33):
B's It says, no one seems to have anything specific
to hang these suspicions on, other than it's unsettling that
he's done too many good things.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
What's a weird reason to be suspicious that it is someone.

Speaker 10 (01:40:45):
And mister Beas really has done so many good things
for so many people, So I don't know. And the
last one is weird Al Yankovic, which is weird.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
But no, no, no, he's nice. I've been facing several times.
He's it's the nicest guy ever. Coming back around again.
I want to see if you guys want to have
him on the show.

Speaker 10 (01:41:05):
No, no, he's suspicious.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
We can't have him on.

Speaker 12 (01:41:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
I just that's okay, that's allowed.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
I don't think any of us can vounce for anybody. No,
we only know our short, limited experience with people, and
that's great. But we say all the time, you know,
somebody tells you I'm a bitch, believe them. If somebody
tells you I'm the nicest person, believe them.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
So I don't know every one of this list, though, Gandhi,
I got to say, Michael Buble to me is the
one I can told, I can think I can vouch for.

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
I would want to vounch for Michael and Jimmy. I
would love to have my limited experience with them. I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:41:41):
Oh you know, we have a last minute entry here
on the text messages in a Garden.

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
Oh yeah, haven't we heard, haven't we heard?

Speaker 12 (01:41:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:41:50):
Yeah, we've heard some very very awful things about her,
but she still is my favorite. When I need to
find a recipe for anything, I go to in a
Garden online first before anyone else.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
So there's that. So there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:42:00):
We're suspicious, but we don't know why that is so
us right.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
Elvis Duran, He just keeps opening his mouth in the
Morning Show, Elvis dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Do you remember when you were in school and you
would go on school trips? Yeah, yeah, of course you'd,
knowing you you'd have to have chaperone. Yes, we did.

Speaker 22 (01:42:26):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
My dad was a chaperone on one of our trips
to the Historical Society and he lost a kid and
he was not allowed to chaperone anymore. It was just
in a different group. He joined up with a different group.
But because my dad didn't give a damn, he was
looking at all the historical stuff and was so into.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
It, so happy ending the kid is okay.

Speaker 14 (01:42:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:42:43):
My family went to Israel for a trip with like
a group, and my mom said that she wishes there
was a chaperone because they lost my father and could
not find him, and so they were like, we probably
could have used the chaperon, especially you know, the older generation.

Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
My trips were boring compared to these. All right, let's
go talk to Renee. Now. Let me pull Renee up here. Renee, Hello, Renee,
Welcome to the show. How are you good?

Speaker 21 (01:43:08):
Thing?

Speaker 7 (01:43:09):
Well, look, I know that you're chaperoning a middle slash
high school drama club field trip.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
Uh, here we go. Where are you taking the kids?

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
We're going to the city, New York City and we're
going to see the Broadway Museum.

Speaker 14 (01:43:23):
Good, you're gonna love it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
A cool trip.

Speaker 7 (01:43:26):
Well, it seems cool unless you're a chaperone and your
kids are monsters. Have you chaperoned a trip before, Renee.

Speaker 27 (01:43:33):
Yes, they have.

Speaker 7 (01:43:34):
Okay, so so you have experience with this this crazy feet.
Have you ever experienced any issues or problems with these kids?

Speaker 11 (01:43:44):
I would say the biggest issue was last year getting
lost in Central Park.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Oh, that's easy to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
But so you got separated from the kids and they
were lost, or you were lost and they were fine.
What would happened.

Speaker 4 (01:44:00):
No, we booked into small groups and trying to find
the Central Park Zoo and we couldn't find the Central
Park Zuke.

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
Well, but do you find it. It's there. They're not
moving it, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:44:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
But when we were going on school trips, we would
go to we went to Europe one time, or band
band trips are always fun.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
We'd all have to share rooms.

Speaker 7 (01:44:20):
And we were problems and luckily the cheperones didn't know
half of the bs that we were causing. But you've
got to have patience because you never know what's going
to happen. You have to have your eyes on every
single kid, every moment of the day.

Speaker 12 (01:44:35):
Right.

Speaker 23 (01:44:36):
Absolutely.

Speaker 9 (01:44:38):
I went on a trip exactly like this. I was
in high school and we did a theater trip. We
came here and we saw a bunch of Broadway shows
and it was my first time to the big city
and how to do it was so eye opening to
me because I had never been to New York City before.
I had never been to a major city, so coming
here it was just it was one of the greatest

(01:45:01):
trips of my life. So Renee, these kids that you're taking,
have they ever been to quote unquote the big city.

Speaker 16 (01:45:08):
Before the older ones have because we try to do
the trip every year, but.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
The younger ones it's going to be new to them.

Speaker 9 (01:45:17):
Well, yeah, have you had like the conversation of because
there's gonna be like people in the street that are naked, naked.

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
Naked, ye dirty almost from dirty Almo done.

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
Yeah, people taking poops in the middle of the street.
You gotta be ready for that.

Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
My favorite is living in New York City when you
see renee no offense, but when you see chaperones and
all their kids at a crosswalk about to go over,
You're like, oh God, you gotta get around them.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
You gotta get around them and away from them.

Speaker 7 (01:45:48):
It's like, but I want you to enjoy the cultural
greatness of New York City.

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
So it's great to bring the kids in, but I
feel like I got shafted.

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
I went no they in my trips. They took us
to the sewage plant.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
We want to see sewage.

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
We went to see awful.

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
Well that's all you saw.

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
That's all we got. We didn't get to go do
the fun stuff that you guys are talking about right now.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
We actually went to a meat processing plant because we
were in Texas and so you know we all had
cow blood on our shoelaces.

Speaker 4 (01:46:18):
What were we traumatic?

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
Yeah, I told you about my senior trip, right, No,
my senior trip.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
We had just finished reading The Grapes.

Speaker 9 (01:46:25):
Of Wrath, so we had to go to a farm
near med Jill, Pennsylvania and pick crops for eight hours.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
That was the trip. Yes, we didn't get paid for it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:36):
A lot of free labor out of kids, because I
remember we did a Pioneer day in like third grade
and we all had to dress like quote unquote pioneers,
which I looked ridiculous by the way they made us
do all the work, like turn some butter and do
all kinds of Maybe how much.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
You get paid for that? See, you're you're not going
to put the kids in that kind of danger, are you.

Speaker 18 (01:46:57):
We'll try it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
That's not well, Danielle. Growing up in the Bronx, they
would take them to chop shops.

Speaker 7 (01:47:03):
They would bring the stolen cars in and all the
kids had to pull all the all the steel off
the car.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
They have us break all the windsheel. People could come
in and fix it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:12):
The kids would get bonuses for like copper wires. Is
that why you're so good? At changing tires. That's why, Renee. Look,
best of luck to you.

Speaker 8 (01:47:20):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:47:21):
And when we get off there, I want to find
out what date and what part of the city you're
going to be in, because I don't want to be
anywhere near there.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
I'm great, but you know what what you're doing.

Speaker 7 (01:47:30):
Though, what you're doing and sharing this incredible city with
your kids.

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
I bet you do get some satisfaction.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
Out of that, absolutely, of course you do.

Speaker 2 (01:47:39):
All right. Well, look, thanks for listening. You want a sweatshirt?
Oh yeah, this whole point she wanted to come on
to get a sweat We're gonna send you a morning
show hoodie. How you like that?

Speaker 22 (01:47:49):
I love that?

Speaker 4 (01:47:49):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
All right, so if I see you in the street
with kids, I'll know. Okay, we got to be nice.
It's Renee. Hold on, Renee, thanks for listening to us.
Scary what I will say.

Speaker 3 (01:47:59):
It was one middle school trip that we went to
where the chaperones had to pull the kids apart because
all the boys and the girls all their hormones were
going crazy and it was a dude ranch up the cutchers. Okay,
so that was just an excuse for all the fourteen
fifteen year old kids to kind of get together with

(01:48:20):
each other and because they had these sleepovers and.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
A dude Ranch, Dude Ranch.

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
Yeah, oh my god, I was in that pool. Me too, Yeah,
gotta me went to the dude ran.

Speaker 2 (01:48:31):
Yeah. No, yeah. We used to go to cutchers all
the time, absolutely, and.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
The chaperones had problems keeping their kids away.

Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
From each other. Yes.

Speaker 31 (01:48:38):
Do you know that our senior trip was to the
Bahamas with no chaperones. We were all drunk all day
every day.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
That sounds awesome. I wonder how many of these school
trips happened and the chaperones put the kids to bed
and they all started doing each other.

Speaker 7 (01:48:52):
Yea, yeah, getting all drunk on chief wine.

Speaker 12 (01:48:57):
Look.

Speaker 7 (01:48:58):
I know we do a lot of questionable things on
this from time to time, but I mean, we're never
really stupid, are we?

Speaker 12 (01:49:03):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
Like reckless?

Speaker 7 (01:49:05):
Okay, just wondering. Speaking of stupid and reckless. You go
out into the world, you just try to survive. You
want to go get in line in the store and
pay for your whatever you bought.

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
You want to get and there's always someone who rolls
through and we call them Karen's and to our friends
named Karen, I apologize so you had.

Speaker 7 (01:49:22):
I have a couple of calls on hold for us. Okay,
they had Karen weekends, but you started it right. Maybe
what happened to you?

Speaker 9 (01:49:28):
I'll kick off the Karen weekend. I was in Coals
and I had a return. I bought something. They sent
me the wrong thing. I'm like, okay, you gotta go
return it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
No big deal.

Speaker 9 (01:49:37):
Now I go to Cole's. I'm in the line and
there's only one person working. And great, Okay, one person
working the Cole's return line. Great, I'll wait my time,
my turn. This woman behind me, she like, I just
hear her huffing, you know. But before I even turn around,
my mind, I just.

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
Really, what'd she say?

Speaker 9 (01:49:58):
So then she taps me on the show and she goes, really,
are you waiting in life for returns? I'm like yeah,
she goes, there's only one person. I go, that's kind
of how it works here. I'm like, I don't know
what to tell you. So I turn back around. I
wait patiently for my turn. The person in front of
me finishes. I walk up there and I have the
box and I'm pulling up my phone with the receipt

(01:50:18):
and the woman that is handling the returns goes, okay,
do you have your receipt And I'm about to show
her the phone and this this Karen behind me comes up,
pushes me aside and goes, he's hair.

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
On the box, your receipts on the box.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
And I'm like, oh mighty god, I have my phone.

Speaker 9 (01:50:37):
Chill out, relax And I put my hand up and
I go relax, and she goes, I'm just trying to help,
Oh god.

Speaker 7 (01:50:46):
God, you know what, and trying and trying to help
them make everything a million times work.

Speaker 9 (01:50:52):
God, Like, chill out.

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
I said, chill the f out.

Speaker 7 (01:50:57):
You should have you know what people need to I
don't know, you know me, I just try to be
quite in back, walk out backwards.

Speaker 2 (01:51:06):
I couldn't there.

Speaker 9 (01:51:07):
I'm like I had I have to say something, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:51:09):
So a lot of people were texting and including Mesh
online nineteen let's go talk to me, Hello, mesh Hi.
So Karen unloaded on you in the Starbucks parking lot
over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
What happened?

Speaker 13 (01:51:23):
Oh my god. I went to a Starbucks on my
break and I got in the line and the line
was out like from out of the parking lot, and
there was another parking lot to the right, so there
were these two cars parks there. I thought they were
going to go into the parking lot on the right,
but it turns out they were waiting for the Starbucks,
so it accidentally cut them off. I didn't realize this,

(01:51:44):
but as I'm waiting there, this woman with I swear
to you too, a blonde hair and all comes up
and shouting at me through my window and just going
off about the sun.

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
I rolled my window down.

Speaker 13 (01:51:57):
I don't know why, but I know I rolled my
window down, and I was just like, there are kinder
ways to go about telling somebody this information. I didn't
realize that. I'm sorry, but like I would have paid
for her drink and everything if I had realized, because
I wouldn't have. I would never like accidentally, you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:15):
Know, accident accidents happened.

Speaker 7 (01:52:17):
Maybe, well did she So she was just in your face,
by the way, never ever roll your window down.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
No, never, Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (01:52:27):
Yeah. Well so, yeah, so I told her, you know,
there are nicer ways to go about telling people that.

Speaker 21 (01:52:32):
She's like, I always.

Speaker 13 (01:52:33):
Wait for ten minutes, which there's no way because I
was waiting for like three.

Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
So that was it.

Speaker 7 (01:52:41):
Yeah, I know, and you know, you just wish it
didn't happen, and then you part of it feels kind
of okay, maybe I did cut them off, but accidents happened,
like she has She's never done that to someone.

Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
By accident, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:52:51):
Please anyway, but at least it wasn't like those videos
you see now where people throw throw like ice call
out to drive through window. All right, well, thank you Mi.
One more we have Chondra Online twenty. Hello Chandra, So
you had to connect with Karen and what, oh wow,
what happened to tell your story?

Speaker 23 (01:53:13):
Oh, this is a good one.

Speaker 24 (01:53:14):
Okay, this is a good one. I walk up to
the the checkout line and I hear this elder. She
was an elder, Karen by the way, and I hear her.
I hear her say, I told you, I told you
to do this, And I was like, what he's And
he looked at me. We made eye contact. He looked
at me, and I just felt so bad for this
young gentleman. She wanted all her because she was old,

(01:53:36):
she could only carry so many things, so he was
putting all her candy together, which you're supposed to, and
she was like, no, I want to do it myself.
So she reached back behind there and was doing herself,
and the whole time she's just being just rude to him.
And I said, don't. I just like kind of got
my courage and I'm like, I cannot have that for

(01:53:56):
you were being And she looked at me and she's
like yeah, And I said no, I said to you,
I said, young man, and you.

Speaker 7 (01:54:07):
Know, hold on, hold on, hold on, repeat. What did
you say to her about the young man say that
we broke up?

Speaker 24 (01:54:12):
Go ahead, you, I said, you are being disrespectful. And
she looked at me and she's like yeah, because she
thought I was talking about him, and I said I
am talking. I said, I am talking about you. And
then she like like, oh you know. And I'm like,
oh my god. So I'm just like finished. I'm just
like waiting, waiting, waiting, and she's just she wanted her

(01:54:32):
ice cream and two separate bags and she's just.

Speaker 23 (01:54:35):
Being just a tonal Karen.

Speaker 24 (01:54:37):
And I felt so bad.

Speaker 17 (01:54:38):
This guy.

Speaker 24 (01:54:38):
He wasn't even saying anything. He just he just looked
like beaten me, you know. And I'm like, oh my gosh.
But she left.

Speaker 10 (01:54:44):
She didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:54:48):
Did someone call someone else a bitch?

Speaker 24 (01:54:49):
Though I did, I called her bitch at the end
of the at the end of the well, she wanted
everything in separate bags. She wanted to send us fall
from the separate bag because it was for her horses.

Speaker 2 (01:54:59):
Okay, and of course, okay, this is just so.

Speaker 24 (01:55:02):
I said, oh, this is weird. So she left and
she's like a day and I said, you too, fish.

Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
Danielle loves that one. Danielle all right, well.

Speaker 7 (01:55:13):
Look, thank you, Jondre. Sorry that happened to you. You
know what, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
The people who are behind the counter, they get cramped
on all.

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
The time the time. Oh believe me. I remember working
in McDonald's.

Speaker 10 (01:55:25):
Oh my gosh, and the nastiness that I would have
to deal with over like, uh, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
A fish sandwich, something stupid, so stupid. I'm like, really, guys,
come on, it's not that serious.

Speaker 2 (01:55:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:55:37):
But do you find yourselves online and just going deep, deep,
deep down the hole watching these videos?

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:55:43):
Sometimes awful people. I don't know. But I feel like
I turn it off and I can feel my pulse racing.
So I'm just like so mad.

Speaker 10 (01:55:50):
And you would think that people would watch themselves back
and go, oh my gosh, I acted like that, but no,
A lot of them think.

Speaker 1 (01:55:56):
Like, yeah, I was justified, and then they.

Speaker 4 (01:55:58):
Double down talking about invasion of privacy. Ma'am, you are
outside acting like a water buffalo. Get out of.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Here, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:56:07):
We are done, but we're coming back. Don't you worry
until next time. Say peace out, everybody, peep everybody,