FULL SHOW: The Day We Searched, Snooped, and Stole the Hoodie

Today, we dive into forbidden love, sketchy massages, and the secrets your favorite drink might be spilling. Plus, we debate who should tell Paddy his fly is down, play “I’m Thinking of a Pasta,” and unpack what we’ve uncovered through some serious online sleuthing.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nope, street eg, but you're a murderer.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, I would like to work out.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Nope. If you think I'm gay, to raise your hand.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Yeah, can't lie when you smoke a lot of punt Nope.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
No, am I a sick bathroard?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, I'm pretty limber from my stature. Nope, we're just
talking about nothing.

Speaker 6 (00:20):
Elvist Iran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, let's let's talk about Let's about bartenders, and let's
talk about waiters, waitresses, whatever, servers, what everyone want. A
lot of restaurants and bars, they have a rule there
so you cannot date the customers.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Oh well really, you.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Know a lot of them do they prefer you not?
It could get messy, you know whatever. I'm not saying
they all do, but a lot of the high end places,
especially in hotels, and this happened to us. I'll tell
you that story in a minute. I wonder if anyone
listening who's working behind the bar or waiting on tables
was asked out by a customer and they had a like,

(00:59):
oh god, you're a hot.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
As long as no one finds out about it, let's
go and maybe they got caught. Whatever. We were at
a resort with a friend who was sleeping with one
of the people who worked at the resort. Nice the
guy who was serving us drinks and things in our
in our house. We didn't know till the end of

(01:24):
the trip. We didn't until a year later. He finally
confessed this. This guy was sneaking into his room every
single night. I know. This is like the well I know,
but had had his bosses found out, they would have
caned him immediately. Yeah, because it could lead to you know,

(01:45):
a well, a messy situation or maybe a lawsuit. I
don't know. So I don't know. I'm wondering how many
people listening or in this, in this type of business. Who, Yeah,
you're going behind everyone's backs and you're having some fun
with someone they don't want you to have fun with.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah, I'm sure it happens a lot more than we
even know.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Why do you have a crap eating grin on your face?

Speaker 8 (02:06):
Nate?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm just thinking, because you know, is this where you're
gonna tell us a story about how when you used
to be a waiter used to get picked up? This
is the outback steak houst very different. All right, this
is did you mess around with some girls? Blue an
onion sound gross? The blue an onion from outback? Because

(02:27):
they love it. Go ahead, this is juicy. I love
stuff like this. This is great.

Speaker 9 (02:32):
I think it probably happens at vacations and anything that
has to do with vacations, like definitely cruise ships.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
They tell you that they're not supposed to, but you know.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Some of the well, so you know, we we have
connections in the cruise ship industry. We're on a lot
of cruise ships. There have been so many times like, wow,
that'd be cool. Well a, I'm married, so I guess
it's not gonna have him be I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I always think that. I always think, like, you know,
like the activities director or whatever, the cruise director. Usually
they're like a hot guy from England or a hotly
from England, and then you have all these young, good
looking people on the coups that get wasted. Like you wonder, like,
come on.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
There's got to be like a percentage of lives that
cross Yeah for sure, right, I need to believe that.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Doctor's offices.

Speaker 9 (03:16):
I wonder if that's the thing to never date a
patient like maybe you're seeing this patient naked, not in
a great way, but you're seeing them and then or how.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
About dating a professor?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh yeah, that's not good, is it. I'm reading a
book about that right now. You are what it's about.
He Well, they were dating first and she didn't know
that he was a teacher and he didn't know that
she was still in school, and they bump into each
other in the hallway and they're like, oh, now, what
are we going to do? And they had to figure
it out. It's by Colleen Hoover.

Speaker 10 (03:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Okay, Hoover. I don't know Froggy ever dated someone who
drives the van at the station.

Speaker 11 (04:00):
Day.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
That was before my time.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Ye oh yeah, Scotty, b oh my god, Scotty several listeners,
and Scary did several listeners my entire twenties and thirties.
They did it in the bathroom, the bendroom listener currently Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh wow, okay, I'm married to a listener.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I am too. He listened Alex listened to me how
many years before I even met it?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh yeah, really.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
That's kind of scandalous, Scottie. It's okay. We don't have
to dragg him down there. Who is this? Oh? Hi, Corey,
how are you Corey?

Speaker 12 (04:33):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Good morning, well, good morning, so well hello, tell us
your story. What happened?

Speaker 13 (04:39):
So?

Speaker 14 (04:39):
I worked at a small town bar. I met a guy.
He asked me out. It was a little bit secret.
He asked me out while I was working. We went
on a d but we kept it a little bit,
you know, under wraps, just in key.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, you don't want it to get out. You don't
want to flowing around the.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Gossip scene exactly. And ten years later we're married.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Did we have a baby?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Now? Had you admitted that you guys were dating each other,
would it have caused possibly a problem with management or
co workers? Maybe?

Speaker 14 (05:16):
Maybe maybe with management because they don't really like uh,
you know, they don't want the guys coming in and
then kind of watching the bartender who she talking to,
because that can look bad with other customers.

Speaker 10 (05:30):
Maybe, but they.

Speaker 14 (05:32):
Weren't after they found out they really liked him. So
everything worked out in our favor.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I liked his text that just came through, Corey. This
text came through. I work at a resort. It was
hosting a wedding. Two girls getting married, but one girl
hooked up with a male bartender the night before the wedding,
and the wedding was called called Okay, Core, atleast your
story turned out really cool. Congratulations to you.

Speaker 15 (05:56):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Thank you have a great day.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Oh man, the story is a pouring it now.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
You should see. Do you see all the texts?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yes, Sam, Yeah, celebrities.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I called room service number times for more sugar, sugar
in air quotes, yes, Froggy.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
And what about when you live in an apartment community and
you start hanging out with the manager.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
You married or had a kid with her, you know there. Wow.
Communities are assessed pool for that kind of stuff, of course,
because the bedroom's right there. Each student thing is rampant.

Speaker 16 (06:36):
My buddy whose remain name was I was a professor
in Arizona and he ended up dating and then marrying
a student, and he says that the grades were always
kept honest and clean and there was always a sense.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, right, of course we believe that. Hello, Maureen, what's
going on?

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (06:54):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
We're doing well? Hold on? You married your college voice professor? Right?
I tru did how did this start out? By the way,
I mean, were you still taking his class? Or did
this happened after this happened after he'd already graduated that class.

Speaker 10 (07:09):
No, I was still very much a student of his.

Speaker 17 (07:12):
Uh.

Speaker 18 (07:13):
And he resisted and I still tease him about it
to this day. He resisted because he was like, I'm
not cracking that boundary, and you know, wanted nothing to
do with it.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
And what can I say?

Speaker 8 (07:22):
He couldn't resist me.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
How did you guys around like not getting caught? Like,
how do you do it?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Well?

Speaker 19 (07:30):
We would do a lot of like we hung out
like as friends.

Speaker 18 (07:33):
I mean, you know, it's college, so everyone's an adults.
It's not like we're dealing with minors or anything.

Speaker 15 (07:38):
And you know, like a group of us will go
out sometimes.

Speaker 18 (07:40):
To dinner, and then it started getting you know, just
the two of us will go out. And even still
he was denying that he had feelings for me, even
though it was incredibly outvious.

Speaker 19 (07:49):
And I just I don't know. I said to my
best friend who also had him, I said, I'm going
to marry him someday.

Speaker 18 (07:54):
She thought I was totally insane, and I got it.

Speaker 19 (07:57):
I understood why, but I was like, I'm not giving up.

Speaker 18 (07:59):
On as I know he's the one snary.

Speaker 20 (08:03):
Three kids.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well, that's the thing, you know, it's why you're doing it.
That's when it's you know, maybe a j eggshells a
little bit you're walking on. But you know, people meet
people in different ways, and sometimes it's in a way
where it's forbidden fruit. Anyway, Well, thank you very much, Maureene.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I appreciate Wait do you role play now? Go back
to those days?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Call her back. Hello, Mike, how you doing.

Speaker 13 (08:28):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
How you guys doing doing well? So you actually were
hooking up with a rich older women with your career? Correct?

Speaker 12 (08:35):
Correct? Yes, I used to work on Park Avenue and
a lot of older, rich women in the building. They
kind of took a liking to me, and before you
knew it, I was up with several of them in building.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
So you go up in the in the elevator. I mean,
did anyone ever see you doing that?

Speaker 12 (08:53):
No, So they had a service elevator where all.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
That's why they call it that.

Speaker 12 (08:58):
Now that that was my post and I got to
a guy very friendly with a lot of the building.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Gosh, that is just a porno in the making. Well,
so you never got caught, never got in trouble.

Speaker 12 (09:12):
No, never almost got caught several times, but luckily never
did never got in trouble.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's the exciting part, almost getting caught. All right, Well,
thank you very much, Mike. Finally, let's go talk to Rachel. Hello, Rachel,
you actually got let go from your residency because you
were sleeping with someone or someone you were working with.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
Yeah, so I was a resident and it was.

Speaker 21 (09:36):
Very much a grittennatomy situation. There was a resident one
of the attendings actually that I developed a little crush on.
Turned out its mutual and yeah, we started seeing each
other kind of. And the craziest saying, my best friend
was my co resident and she actually turned us in
and we yeah, it didn't over well, she luckily did

(09:59):
not get fired by I did.

Speaker 15 (10:01):
And but it's cool.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
We're married now, so.

Speaker 22 (10:05):
I feel like, you know, we still came out on top.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Well that's how it happens sometimes. Well no, but yeah,
but your friend turns you in, are you still friends?

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Oh no.

Speaker 21 (10:16):
So there were a lot of theories about why that happened,
but the number one theory kind of was that people
think she may have had feelings for me actually as.

Speaker 14 (10:24):
Well, Oh yeah, it's all very great.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
That to me well, let's not rule that out. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
let's just let's put all offers on the table here,
all right, Rachel, thank you very much. I'm glad you're
all happy. Now, this is great, this is good news.
So think about who you're who's waiting on you today
for lunch. Maybe now it's time to say something in
a non creepy invasive way.

Speaker 9 (10:48):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to tune out and go through
all these text messages.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Because these are juicy.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
What do you have that you love?

Speaker 15 (10:53):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (10:53):
Man, the ceo of a company, I'm dating my best
friend's dad, celebrities coming through. I married my patients.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
By the way, a lot of cruise ship texts are
correc really yeah, apparently it's more banging than we know. Show,
I'm gonna play hooky. Goodbye.

Speaker 17 (11:13):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Ready for this one?

Speaker 15 (11:27):
Who?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, gandhi? Who on this show would you put down
as an emergency contact. Let's say you're at the dentist
or whatever and they say emergency contact, and god knows
they're never gonna use it, But who would you put down?
And who would you not put down?

Speaker 9 (11:40):
Okay, it would have to be Danielle or Andrew.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, why because they're.

Speaker 9 (11:47):
Very reliable and they will get things figured out and
get things done, and they will answer their phone if
I call, or if somebody else calls.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I think that's a very good point.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
Yeah, I think I wouldn't go with you because you
don't answer your phone.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't. Yeah, I wouldn't put me down. I wouldn't
put me down as emergency contact either. Well, it's true, though,
I mean it needs to be someone who will pick
up the phone and not panic. Like I had a
friend of mine. We were in the dentist office and
she was with me. She said, okay, I'll go with
you and then we'll go have lunch whatever. And I
went to put the emergency contact down there, and she
looked at she said, why wouldn't you put me down?
I said, because you cannot be You cannot be trusted

(12:20):
in an emergency. You never pick up your phone, and
if you do, you would panic and not know who
to call.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
Could you imagine scary getting a call is the emergency contact?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
No way, no way, that would not work. Let's see,
I wouldn't see Nate would be good in an emergency,
but you don't pick up your phone. So there's that. Yeah,
that's okay to admit that. Let's see Gandhi. I don't think.
I don't think any of us pick up our phones
for a stranger.

Speaker 9 (12:49):
No, for an unknown number. I think it would if
it said unknown, maybe, but if it was an actual number,
it would have to call twice.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Well, see, then we're screwed now with each other. We
can't put each other on the emergency contact list. It's terrible.
What's scary?

Speaker 16 (13:05):
I would pick Danielle because Danielle always answers her phone,
and she is genuinely concerned, and she's got a lot
of resources.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
At this point. Johnny is still new to town. If
she's at a soccer game, she's not picking up that
par If she's watching the Yankees, she's not picking up
that time.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
It actually depends if scary calls, like if people call
that don't normally call too much. I pick up right
away because I'm like, okay, why are you not texting?
What's going on? And then I, you know, I'm concerned
about all right.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah. I think it's kind of sad that you look
at your closest circle of friends and none of them
are worthy of your emergency contact slot.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
So who on the show is your emergency contact?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
There's none of you, none of you. I don't I
can't think of almost. I can't really think of anyone.
I mean, because we are all just we're at all
programmed not to pick up strange numbers. Yeah, that's you
know why. It's those uh freakin' the call centers they
called or whatever they are.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah, and the spam sam spam calls.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Because then we're all gonna die.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Because I always think it's my insurance on my car
or something that's they always call. You know, your insurance
on your car is up? Okay, great?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Your warranty yeah yeah, yeah, it's another one trying to
sell me a warranty on my car on my forward.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I don't have a Ford anyway. What's that scaring for?

Speaker 16 (14:24):
RANKI, who never answers the phone most I'm gonna go
with Nate and Elvis is a close second.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, I don't answer the phone. I'm with you. Don't
put me down. I can't handle the pressure. I really can't, Uh, Daniell,
who would you put down?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I would probably put down Gandhi and Andrew as well,
because Andrew always Andrew is always there, He'll always answer.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
He will all right, is he here? You guess what
the guy who said is always here?

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Wow, he isn't here.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I would probably have picked Froggy, but kind of hard
from Florida.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
So call Andrew. Oh yeah, please don't answer.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Imagine it'll be great.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Calling my emergency contact. Oh where just calling to see
if you would answer your phone if you were an
emergency contact.

Speaker 10 (15:17):
Oh yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Okay, okay, and he never planised he can't hear you.
All all right, Well, just just checking, thank you, okay, okay, bye?
Wait who's calling Danielle?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Hello? Oh, I don't know if someone called me and
then hung up.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Okay, well, I don't know. See you picked up though.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Well I said, no caller idea. I got nervous for
a minute.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
But you picked up with your microphone on in the
middle of a show. That means that means means you're
somewhat reliable.

Speaker 17 (15:46):
All right, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Danielle. Yes, I was listening to this phone tap a
little earlier, and it really proves to me that I
never ever want to have kid.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, I mean she used to handle.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, she's the way. Do you hear how she speaks
to her father?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
She's a promzilla? Put it that way, all right.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
So what happens in your phone tap?

Speaker 13 (16:08):
Right?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
So her dad Tom said that, yeah, all the girls,
all her friends were going to prom in a limo.
So she said to me, Dan, can I have a limo?
And he said, okay, no problem, I'll get you a limo.
So now I'm going to call from the limo company
because there's a little issue. And you can imagine that
Martley the promzilla, will not like this issue.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Very much at all.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
All Right, if only she knew she's being phone tapped.
Let's see what happens on today's phone.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Hello, Yeah, I am looking for Tom please.

Speaker 15 (16:36):
Oh you's o R know?

Speaker 9 (16:38):
Can I take a lessage?

Speaker 6 (16:40):
This is Lisa.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
I'm Lady's less Limousines calling about the limo for me.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Second, Yeah, what colors?

Speaker 6 (16:46):
It agen?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
The limo was actually canceled?

Speaker 6 (16:49):
What?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, somebody called yesterday afternoon around Well that's why I'm
calling because I want to confirm that it was indeed
canceled and not just a mistake.

Speaker 15 (16:58):
No, that's definitely a mistake.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
He wouldn't cancel it.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Well, it says here it was canceled by Tom, so
that's why I'm calling it.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
We'll put it back, Okay, excuse me.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
You can't tell me to put it back when Tom's
credit card number was on it and he canceled it.
I need to speak with Tom. So is Tom there?

Speaker 21 (17:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Okay, So how can I reach Tom?

Speaker 11 (17:17):
It's my limo?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
So put it back. Why am I arguing with you?
Tom canceled it. That's a good question.

Speaker 11 (17:23):
Put it back.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
You're not Tom obviously, okay. But I'm his daughter and
it's for me, so I can tell you what to
do because you work for me, because it's my limo.
Excuse me, I did not call you. You happen to
answer the phone and kind of got into my business,
if you know what I mean?

Speaker 23 (17:38):
What do you do?

Speaker 15 (17:38):
Are you the driver? Are you my chauffeur?

Speaker 10 (17:41):
Papa?

Speaker 9 (17:41):
I do not work for you.

Speaker 11 (17:44):
You're just there because someone probably didn't take you to
the pomps. So now you're taking out on me.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Okay, No, wonder your dad canceled this limo. Nancy a
little thing, and I don't like talking to people like this,
But somebody's got to put you in the place.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Forget this.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I'm going to call another company because you're just annoying
me to a point where I can't even talk about it.
Good luck getting a limo at this lad in the game? Whatever, bitch, Tom, Hey,
whatever you told me about her, it's like multiplied.

Speaker 9 (18:12):
Talk to me like that.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Oh please, she talks to me like that.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
All right, So here's what we're gonna do. You know,
she's gonna call you because she's gonna want to bit
you out or something. That's what I'm guessing.

Speaker 15 (18:22):
To the devil she is.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh, she's calling. Okay, okay, miss missed the call, and
then we're going to call her right back.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Excellent.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
Hello, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (18:32):
You can't put the limo.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
You got that dress you wanted that you were begging
us for, and I'm asking you a.

Speaker 11 (18:39):
Limo to make it perfect.

Speaker 22 (18:40):
It has to be perfect.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Well, I'm gonna get you perfect. I'm gonna drive you
like we originally planned to do. No, there's nothing wrong
with the van. I'll take out the car seat, my
Stamford be vacuumed, and your mom and I have this discussion.
I'm driving you to the promp. You need to stop
yelling at me. We set a fortune on you. We're done,

(19:02):
We're done.

Speaker 19 (19:04):
You see this.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
You should put a mirror in front of you so
you can understand what it's like to have a conversation
with you. Dad will be driving Marley to the problem.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Are you Are we good?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I can hear your yes, Dad between your screens. Are
we good? Imagine the look on all your friend's faces
and your boyfriend if he hurt you, carrying on like this?
What they think I'm driving you to the prom Okay?
I love I love you, Marley, I love you.

Speaker 23 (19:39):
This is it.

Speaker 15 (19:40):
This is how you acting.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
The world should see this. Beat this, Marley, this is
who the real?

Speaker 15 (19:49):
Yeah, and I'm also uncle.

Speaker 17 (19:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
This for me because he actually loved me.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
I'm not so sure if they hurt you. Now, if
they would do, you're gonna hear this back, and you're
gonna realize what a real brat you really are.

Speaker 10 (20:04):
I can do anything I want.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
I can scream all I want.

Speaker 15 (20:06):
No one can hear me.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Oh we can hear you loud and clear. This is
Daniel n Arrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
Your dad just phone taped too I don't care.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
How about that, baby?

Speaker 14 (20:21):
Do that?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I told you, baby, you're gonna hear what you smell like.

Speaker 15 (20:25):
This is funny.

Speaker 10 (20:26):
It's both of you.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
The Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (20:37):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 17 (20:41):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Good morning. Let's play a game, scary, give me an intro.
I'm thinking of a pasta. Ah no, no, there's money
involved here. Call Diamond Diamond reve a contest called I'm
thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 9 (21:07):
Okay, prepare yourself for ratings excellent winners only.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'm thinking of a pasta. Let me let me record
my answer. Oh all right, ing, all right, it's now
time to play. I'm thinking of a pasta. Let's go
talk to Lexi. Hi, Lexi, Hi, good morning, good morning.
How's your day so far?

Speaker 19 (21:34):
It's going pretty good.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Well, it's about to get really really great. It's about
to get swinging. Your day's about to slap.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh Jesus.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
If you if you guess the pasta I've written on
this piece of paper, you will win one hundred dollars cash.
Boom bam, and please don't call them noodles. It's pasta. Okay,
all right, I'm thinking of a pasta. What is your answer? Please?

Speaker 8 (22:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
What a fine? Why did you push the buzzer? You
don't even know what my pasta is. Fuccini is not correct.
I'm sorry, thank you. There's nothing better than fet the
genie Alfredo. By the way, don't put cream in Alfredo sauce.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
You know that, right, No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Alfredo has no cream in it.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
But then what makes it creamy?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Look it up.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Okay, there's an Olive Garden commercial right now on television
that says it does.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
If it's creamy Alfredo sauce, it's different. Real Alfreda does
not have cream in it. Goodness, Ryan, good morning.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
Oh my goodness, good morning Elvis, Ryan, everybody.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Let's let's mind meld. I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Go oh.

Speaker 20 (22:48):
What the whatever the Nate wanted?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh no, that is not correct. Damn it, damn it.
I wanted it to be here.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Darn it.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Thank you though. Right, let's see, I'm thinking of a pasta. Vincent,
good morning.

Speaker 20 (23:07):
Good morning, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
How are you well?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Your name is Vinnie. I know you're Italian. I know
you know pasta better than anyone else I do.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Is my favorite food.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, I'm thinking of a pasta. Is it for fo
foal bow type pasta?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
That is not it?

Speaker 8 (23:23):
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Oh boy, this frustrating day of my life. Good morning, Nicole,
Good morning. I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 19 (23:37):
The shell pasta in pasta shell you call them.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I love pasta shells, especially in the springtime, with a
little some peas and cream.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
And that's not it though, and spinach as well.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'll do that too. I'll stay here all frigging day
till someone guesses the pasta. Good morning, Kay, I'm thinking
of a pasta. I mean, yes, what pasta am I
thinking of?

Speaker 15 (24:07):
Ut?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, you mean RIGATONI No, that's not it. But you
know what you're getting Warmer. I'll give you a hint.
It's tubular. I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Gary'sular.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Gary, It's tubular. What pasta am I thinking of? That's
not it? But thank you, delicious pasta. I'm gonna have
one more and if you go, Christina, if you don't
get it, we're moving on with our lives. Christina, I'm
thinking of a pasta, but nah, that's not it. I

(24:53):
love I love jok not it delicious? All right, you've
been listening to I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
What are you being tricky?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Like?

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Is it lo main?

Speaker 23 (25:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
No, it's it's used in an Italian dish that's very famous.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Can you tell us?

Speaker 4 (25:12):
We're just gonna keep guessing all morning?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yes, okay, it's written. It's written on this piece of paper.
It's tubular. That's all going to tell you. Okay, I'm
telling you. I'm looking at the text messages and I
see someone did text it in. No, we've had people
ready to guess right here. Good morning, Cassie, Hey, good morning,

(25:35):
good morning. Do you love pasta?

Speaker 20 (25:37):
Oh my gosh I do. I live on pasta?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Me too, and we'll die on pasta. All right, I'm
thinking of a pasta. I'm giving you one chance, and
the only clue we've given you is it's tubular. What
is your guess?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (25:51):
I think I got it. I'm thinking of Pennae.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
You are so close, tricky, so close. But thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I can't believe nobody had guessed Penne before that. That's
kind of like the go to you know it is.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Thank you for listening though, Cassie, Thank you and She
walks away with her head held low. All right, it
was fun for a minute, but now the I'm thinking
of a pasta bit is getting a little crispy, is it.
It's one hundred dollars up for grabs. I wrote it
down on the sheet of pay for. I'm giving you clues,
and still no one is getting it.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Okay, and you're not being tricky.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I'm not being tricky at all. I'm thinking it's a pasta.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Can we please let this end, Brittany?

Speaker 15 (26:36):
Please?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Can we put this to bed? Brittany? How are you good?

Speaker 8 (26:40):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
I'm ready for I'm thinking of a pasta to be
over all right? So it's tubular and acne? What pasta
am I thinking of? Hold on, who is that?

Speaker 15 (26:56):
That is my son?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
She is my two year old little guy.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
If he gets it right, yeah, Now, if you want
one hundred dollars, you can buy your son a lot
of stuff. Now I'm thinking of a pasta. Calm down,
I'm thinking of a pasta. It's tubular. What pasta am
I thinking of?

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Philip?

Speaker 10 (27:20):
I are thinking that, Holly.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Callie, when is it?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Did you say? Man COTTI?

Speaker 20 (27:30):
Yeah, Mayon COTTI.

Speaker 14 (27:36):
Damn it?

Speaker 15 (27:38):
There is no God.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Let me, let me talk to him.

Speaker 20 (27:44):
He had his blinky, so he's excited.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, I get excited about that too. All right, well,
thank you anyway, Brittany. What's your son's name?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Philip?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
You till Philip? We said, Yo, what's up? Thank you?
Thanks for listening to us, though I appreciate it. Is
this ever gonna and ever a question? Is manictti the
same as man man of God? Okay? Up here in
New York they call it managot, which is just that's
how they totally totally obliterate the Italian language is growing

(28:13):
up where I did.

Speaker 23 (28:14):
I would watch the soprano yes, and Tony be like, yeah,
get some man of go and some and.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I know what are these words?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
They are exactly how they sound mistakes, mistakes. Tony soprano
does not make mistakes.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
He's dead.

Speaker 16 (28:34):
I'll be the first to admit it was a mistake
saying it that way my whole life. But that's how
I was weaned, and that's how we will continue to say.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Did you say weaned?

Speaker 9 (28:42):
W E A N E D.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
All right, we move on. People are trying to like
slither in to uh to guess the pasta even through
that that talk back feature on the iHeartRadio app Penny Pasta.
It's not Penne No is it called Selatini?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
No no, no, no no no.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I didn't know something so stupid would make me so mad.
I see it's my fault. I started it. Take full Oh,
breakfast is here? Let's hurry? All right, where's the music? Scary?
We didn't? You can run out of space. I can't
do the BA I can't do my contest without some music.

(29:30):
Come on, you don't have me, you don't have me.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
He's falling, he's flailing.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
It's now time to get back to I'm thinking of
a pasta. For the love of God, Brianna, I'm thinking
of a pasta for one hundred dollars. What pasta is it?
That's right, that is absolutely correct. I'm thinking of z

(29:58):
my favorite dish baked ZD. Brianna, How did you finally
get it?

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yes?

Speaker 22 (30:03):
I kind of just clicked ZD was on my radar
and then once you said actne, I was like, does it?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
It?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Hello? Well there you go. One hundred dollars you want.
This is the dumbest contest ever, almost as dumb as
I'm thinking of a fabric, Brianna, enjoy your money. Thank
you for listening to us, and thanks for finally putting
this thing, putting this thing in the grave and covering
with lots of dirt. I appreciate it. Help enjoy your day.

(30:31):
Hold on one second, there you go, zd duh, duh,
and there you go. We're live. Don't use the F word.

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Speaker 6 (30:58):
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Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
They say, you should sometimes never see what you're eating.
You know, you go to those restaurants where they have
the lobster aquarium.

Speaker 9 (31:22):
Oh I hate it.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, I'm like, I love the taste of lobster. But
to look at them, they look like these little things
from other planets. Like their eyes are like moving around like.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
And then you want to pick the person with the
thing you want to put to death, like I'll take
that one. And you know it's that's it. That poor
lobster is about to die because of you.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I'm okay with killing them and eating in fish the
same way. Scary. What fish did you eat last night? Yeah,
my guy, I got a guy tony fish at Scale
in Jersey City. I got this fish.

Speaker 16 (31:57):
It's fished in Miami in the South. It's called hogfish.
He goes and I can never get it up here
up north, so I brought it home. I cooked it
and it was a delicious It tastes that. But what
does a hogfish look like before it's fillaid?

Speaker 25 (32:08):
Well?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
That I found out after dinner. I googled it. It's
called the Pig of the Sea and it looks like
a pig. Oh, yeah, it's cute snout.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, it looks like if a fish and a pig
had sex together.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
What you would get?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
I would pay to see that. But also I'm sure
it was delicious. But what is an orange ruffy?

Speaker 4 (32:31):
I don't know because I eat that all the time.
I hope it's not something horrible.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I don't think there is there actually an orange ruffy.
What is a tilapia? I've never seen it?

Speaker 4 (32:43):
What are you looking at the orange ruffy is a
hideous little let.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Me see that. I don't think you can go fishing
for a tilapia. Yeah, tilapia's I think are those are
farm raised?

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:53):
My god? The orange ruffy is ugly.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
It doesn't look like there's even much substance to it. Like,
what what's there to eat?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It looks where do you eat it all the time?

Speaker 23 (33:02):
I know?

Speaker 13 (33:02):
But you eat?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
You don't want to eat that? You eat what's inside that?

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Well, now that I know, it used to be called
slime head, but.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Orange rufe used to be called the slime head.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Also known as the red ruffy or slime head?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Was going to order a slime head? WHOA? What to
depend on? Which restaurant?

Speaker 26 (33:21):
Right?

Speaker 7 (33:22):
What?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Danielle?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
What's looking up for tilapia? It's I mean, there's a
picture of it.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
But tilapia's I believe. Are they totally like engineered? Does
that make sense?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I don't know, but I gotta say. There's a lot
of articles on is telapia safe for you to eat?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Here we get it's supposed to be super dirty, like
a very dirty.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, like a catfish, like a bottom feeder.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Well, I think isn't it. It has I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
It's always I'll tell you that by pounds. I always
see it. I'm like, why is it three ninety nine pounds?

Speaker 9 (33:49):
It has something to do with it being farm raised, right,
and what it's consuming all day because they're native only
to we looked Middle East, the Middle East and Africa, right,
so here they're all farm raises.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
So we're so we're saying we only want fish that
it's caught in a stream. Yeah, and that is sustainable.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yes, I demand my meal be plucked from nature.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Exactly what I'm looking at the healthyfish dot com and
they have an article and it's frequently asked questions about telapia.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
What do you find it?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
And one of the questions is is this a real fish?
And it says, yes, it is a real fish. Many
people think that it's not, but it is actually not
a man made fish.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
It's a real fish.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
But they farm them a lot, I guess, which is fine, okay,
but I don't want that. But I've never heard of
anybody catching apia. Like, for instance, you know, a delicious
fish is the Chilean sea bass, which is originally called
the Patagonian toothfish. But no one wants to yes, I'll
have the Patagonian toothfish. Please.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
No one's going to say that the teeth the.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Chilean sea bass. And now I think they're they'rey extinct,
aren't they are? They're rare.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
I don't think you're supposed to yes, Nate, what.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
It's realize there's a fish called a lump sucker. You
ever heard of this? No, that's a song, isn't it?
What's the lumpsucker? Anyway? Enough of fish? Interesting call here
with Rena Hi, Rena, Hi, Hello, lady lady. What's going

(35:17):
on with you?

Speaker 21 (35:18):
Well?

Speaker 11 (35:19):
I am on the road to the airport. Got up
at three point thirty this morning.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Why are you going to an airport?

Speaker 11 (35:26):
We are dropping my sisters and my mom off so
they can fly to India.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh wait, why aren't you going?

Speaker 11 (35:36):
I can't afford it. Okay, yeah, my my car's on
the fritz. I am trying to save money right now,
try not to be broke anymore. So I said, let
me just not do this.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
And yeah, have they been to India before?

Speaker 6 (35:50):
They have?

Speaker 11 (35:51):
Oh yeah, plenty of times. But Ye is getting married,
so they're going to go and get all the outfits
and the jewelry and all that.

Speaker 15 (36:00):
I know.

Speaker 8 (36:01):
I know.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I'm plus you're flying into like a hive of culture
India just I know, culture and food and stories, and
I don't know when theos time you were in.

Speaker 9 (36:11):
India two thousand nineteen, right, yeah, no, twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Do you want to go back anytime soon?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Absolutely? I would go back anytime.

Speaker 9 (36:18):
It's amazing, It's so fun, the food is so good,
the people are so fun.

Speaker 20 (36:23):
I know.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Sad.

Speaker 11 (36:24):
I'm I'm so sad that I'm not going to be
able to see the food because that's just every time
I go.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
That's that's all I want.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Oh well, okay, Oh, I was under the understanding you
were a little upset that you weren't going, but oh no, I'm.

Speaker 11 (36:37):
Terribly upset that I'm not going.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
You're handling it so well. You's not so happy.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I know where are you?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (36:44):
They're going to northern India Punjab.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Okay, yeah, yeah, pun job yeah, pun job.

Speaker 22 (36:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (36:49):
I think I'm getting this weird burst of energy because
I've been up since three thirty.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
But hey, can we talk about that taking people to
the airport concept? It just doesn't doesn't work for me.
I'll tell you what I mean. You're calling from Richmond, Virginia.
There are so many uber drivers in Richmond like here
in New York. For instance, if someone says, y'all were
flying into a guadio this weekend, can you pick us up?
Hell to the no. No, you know we don't go

(37:15):
to airports here, do we.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
I do pick people up.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
We have a son.

Speaker 9 (37:22):
Isn't it because you're giving somebody your time which you
can't get back, and you're it's an act.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Of love not insisting you drop me off at the airport.

Speaker 15 (37:30):
But wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
If it's somebody who's never been here before and they're
nervous about traveling and they're excited.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
To be in New York, an is that guy lives
here and he knows how exactly see a familiar face at.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
The airport picked them up. It's like exciting for them.
It's like, oh my gosh, Elves High.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
You know, everyone knows Dimitri.

Speaker 10 (37:47):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (37:51):
A good daughter you are.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
But no offense. Don't get mad at me if you
say you're coming to visit me, I'm not coming to
the airport to pick you up. I'm not. That's not
it's not a new York thing. I don't know why
you do it. You're you're an exception to the rule. Okay,
you're a very.

Speaker 11 (38:05):
Good maybe maybe it's a Richmond thing.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
It is, well, it's a Daniel thing. She's a good person.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
And I thought why I thought I wasn't the only one.
Now I'm learning there are people.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
But that's another thing. If you're not used to navigating
around the airport, the terminals stuff, you're gonna slow everyone
else down. Let the Uber people do it. Just drop
them off like they kick him out while they're going
twenty miles an hour. I'll just get out.

Speaker 20 (38:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (38:26):
And the funnies about thing about all of this is
their flight is at ten o'clock. So where's this?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
That's the problem. Parents like to get dropped off like
seven hours early, your parents. Your parents have to be
at the report fifteen days early.

Speaker 15 (38:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (38:41):
Right, I'm a little excited to drop my mom off
and have her be gone for a week.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
There, you got it all right? Oh my god, Now
we're getting to the meat and potatoes at the call. Well, look,
enjoy your time without that. How long are they gone?
You said ten days?

Speaker 11 (38:54):
They're ten days?

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Okay, beautiful for you. Oh, gosh. I mean, are you
gonna be totally alone? You have a whole house to yourself,
my Dada's day everything, You'll have a good time with dad. Look,
best of luck, Rena. I mean, I don't know why
I'm wishing you luck. You're staying home doing nothing. Thank you,
Thanks for listening to us. There you go. I'm sorry

(39:18):
it sounds like such a jackass about this dropping because
even Froggy and Lisa.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
If I go visit them in Jacksonville when they lived
in Miami, they always pick me up at the airport.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
It's a New York day. I don't know. It's just
because I love you. Daniel.

Speaker 26 (39:32):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Thanks, So you're signed to say Elvis doesn't love anyone
that comes, No, he does.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
I have no love for anyone. Yeah. Hello, hello Chris.
Oh Chris, you live in Jacksonville and you actually have
a pond behind your house where you you can fish
for tilapia. Really, that is correct.

Speaker 27 (39:51):
I heard Frog you say you never heard of it,
but obviously he hasn't lived here very long.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Nobody's ever taken me tilapia fishing. But if you want
to be the first, let's go.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
It's a the pond. So Are they like warm water
pond bottom feeder kind of fish. Yes, they do.

Speaker 27 (40:05):
They nest around the edge of the pond at certain
times of the year. And we can take just a
fake bait and go back there. And I've caught probably
a twelve fifteen inchia back there.

Speaker 12 (40:17):
My god.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
I love people that measure their tilapia. I got I
didn't know they made him that long. We didn't either.
Tilapia's is a mystery fish for us. We see it everywhere. Well, Chris,
thank you, thank you for the alerts.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
No, no frog, you rid of Chris so fast. Chris
has to take me fishing and catch tillaiah.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, if you could take froggy tilapia fishing, that would
be mighty keen.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
I'm right over in fruitcoa froggy Oh okay, good.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I'll be there, all right. Well, thank you so much, Chris,
we stand correct. I appreciate it. There you go Telapia.
You can go fishing for tilapia. This show is so incredible.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
You learned something.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
Yeah, you learned so much from this is going to
be the thing I write down that I learned today.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
You can fish for telapia and Jacksonville and Elvis is
an a hole.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Are here in New York?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
There you go? How are you going?

Speaker 17 (41:03):
If you love the morning show? It's a good idea
to follow our socials.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Do you know what's good for me?

Speaker 6 (41:09):
That's Elvis Duran's show, followed them to day day. Elvis
Daran in the morning show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
So we're having a little bit of a debate, okay,
in the room. So Gondhi looked at me and said, Hey,
your friend, Patti Riscona, you just walked in here.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Nicest guy ever anyway.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
So Patty, I've known Patty for a thousand years. We
all have. Yeah, So Patty Rascona is here. We were
talking and he left the room, and then you.

Speaker 9 (41:35):
Said, I said, who in this room is closest to Patty?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
And I said me, You said you we've known each
other since I mean the late eighties, right right?

Speaker 9 (41:42):
So I said, I need you give me a favor
and tell him something that I thought we were going
to do in private, and now it's happening on the air.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Bring in Patty. Patty, come here, hi, Paddy, Patty, are you.

Speaker 15 (41:53):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
So Gandhi asked, who in this room knows Patty the best.
I said, well, I think I do because I've known
in the longest. I've known you for thousand years correct.
I said why, and she said this, I.

Speaker 9 (42:05):
Want you to go tell him that his fly is down.

Speaker 23 (42:08):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Then the conversation continued. I said, well, I said, you
go tell him. I said, well, Gandhi, go tell Patty
lying down.

Speaker 9 (42:26):
And I said, I can't do that because it's kind
of harassing as a girl that I was staring in
that direction.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Why.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I didn't mean to, but I want to, Billy, Patty
doesn't mind. It's all good. I couldn't help.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
But look, because I knew so when you walked in
the room.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
That's all I could do.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Well, another thing, another reason Gandhi noticed it is because
you know how short she is. Isn't the same height
as her face? There's that, all right, totally embarrassing. No, no, no,
I walk around with my fly down all the time.
But this conversation worries about who do you and who
do you not say it to? Like what are the
rules when it comes to telling someone that there the

(43:07):
barn doors opened?

Speaker 7 (43:08):
Right?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
So, like, who would you have liked that message to
come from? Had we done this? In private the way
we should have.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Or a woman, Oh well, probably a man.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
And say, yo, dude, yeah that's what I was trying
to get him to do it.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
But I tell you, if if a woman with jeans
on walked in and her fly was down, scary saying
if he said something to her, he would be like,
you know, superperb Well the example he.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Gave was creepy.

Speaker 9 (43:33):
He's like, it was a little bar. A girl's thong
was hanging out. I told her your thongs hanging out.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
She got mad at me, longhorns the whale tail coming
into the thong.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
That's purpose used me.

Speaker 16 (43:42):
Pardon me, but your your your thong And she looked
with the creepiest hellish to look ever.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
And I'm like, I'll never do that again. Ever, musn't learned.
I'll never tell a woman if.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
A hot guy said it to or maybe be different.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Embarrassed scary anyway. So so I said, well, Gandhi, you're
not going to tell Patty his fly is down. She said, no,
you're clothest to him, you tell him. And so instead
I erased all of the above and just invited you
and for her to tell you a lot that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Don't you know it was just down like nothing was
sticking out.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Thank God for that. You're wiener was in the pants
underwear on show way too much. See now we know
more than we needed to know. Remember the day Michael
Buble came in, Yes, and his fly was not down,
but I pulled it down with my teeth.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Well that's all block like. Remember he had like a
little walk.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
He wore that because the time before I pulled his
slide out with my teeth. So his wife put a
padlock of his. Don't worry about it anyway. We love you.
We love you, Patty. We love you, we do.

Speaker 9 (44:49):
I really didn't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
You can tell me that anytime.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
Okay, next time, I will seriously part of the family
and we have cookies if.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
You want a cookie. We love your Patty.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
I want a cookie.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
This is going to be.

Speaker 17 (45:04):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
All right, Jessica, say good morning to scary eight Gary.
You want to play a phone tap on your mom?

Speaker 14 (45:14):
Absolutely, because he's so paranoid about my grades about school
that I just think it would be great just a
screw with her with this.

Speaker 16 (45:23):
She knows that you're on the Dean's list, an honor student,
and you're graduating.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
All the way this semester.

Speaker 14 (45:28):
Absolutely.

Speaker 16 (45:29):
Yeah, So how about we put a crimp in those
plans and tell her that you're missing a.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Couple of credits. That's great, here we go, I'll start.

Speaker 10 (45:38):
May I help you?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Oh yes, I'm looking for Marie Alexander. Please, Yes, this
is Hill.

Speaker 28 (45:44):
My name is Professor Pasternak. Here exist Aarphanius College. Your
daughter is supposed to be graduating with one hundred and
twenty eight credits, right, she fell three credits short? Are
you aware of this?

Speaker 10 (45:56):
She did call from one last week from the house.
She spoke to a gentleman and he said that she
had made up the three credits.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Okay, I have no record of that, but there's no
way she can march in June.

Speaker 10 (46:11):
I am so upset. You have no idea we have
We have a hall for the for the graduation and everything.

Speaker 28 (46:19):
That's that's jumping the gun a little bit. Well, you
can have a celebration anyway.

Speaker 10 (46:24):
Let me try to get in contact with her.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Okay, yes, thank you, Yeah, don't answer the phone. Okay,
was you calling me?

Speaker 6 (46:31):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
I'm gonna call her right back.

Speaker 10 (46:33):
Okay, can I help you? Did?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
You can call me?

Speaker 10 (46:37):
Yeah, Professor Pasternak, Uh huh, Well he just called me
to tell me you're not graduating college.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Okay. I didn't want to tell you just yet, and
I didn't think.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
They call you so fast.

Speaker 10 (46:48):
What are you gonna do, Jessica? I just I was
gonna take get in the summer at Jessica, we have
a whole we have everything, I said, an idiot, This
man just called me. I'm mortified.

Speaker 12 (47:02):
Good.

Speaker 10 (47:03):
I think you should have stayed home once in a
while and did the paper is the way you're supposed
to do them, and I wouldn't be getting phone calls
like this at work. Are you mad at me right now, Jessica,
I'm mortified.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Hello, miss Alexander. Yes, Professor Pasternak, I'm.

Speaker 10 (47:24):
Going for a hard time right now. She told me
she tried to hide it from me as long as
possible because she didn't want to hurt me.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yes, they do that all the time. What about some
of the behavioral issues?

Speaker 10 (47:37):
What behavioral is?

Speaker 2 (47:39):
She was caught relieving herself in the bushes on the
main quad. Excuse me, did she tell you about that? No, Okay.

Speaker 28 (47:50):
I really thought there was a more open line of
communication between you and your daughter.

Speaker 10 (47:54):
I'm trembling.

Speaker 28 (47:56):
Trembling, yeah, hold on a second, let me see if
I can confront her in here. You guys need to
have more conversation. Oh my god, Jessica, are you there? Yeah,
I have your mother on the line.

Speaker 10 (48:07):
Jessica, I'm ready to punke up. My my? What did
we eat? I don't even know what we ate? I
had a tackle though, I'm taking I'm really sorry, Jessica.
Why real, Jessica sweat? I mean, this is fake, scary.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
She's phone tapping you.

Speaker 10 (48:27):
Oh my god. I hate everybody, don't I do hate you.
I don't even know you when I hate you?

Speaker 6 (48:36):
I met Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 24 (48:39):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all
participates the.

Speaker 17 (48:43):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
You know what, it's that time of year. You need
to go for a walk. I mean you should that.
You should be walking a year round, even if it's
like a blizzard. It's good to get that side for
a minute anyway, So you go through the parks, I
know that here in New York City, we've got god
Central Park and it's all the parks. Our park system
here is just beautiful, second to none, someone would some
would say, but then you walk by that beautiful tree

(49:22):
over there, and look, here's this field of roses over here,
lit over here's a drinking fountain. You stop and you
look at that, and like, who the f is going
to get near that? Or do people still drink out
of drinking fountains?

Speaker 4 (49:38):
I have a friend who did it, and we were
all so disturbed that he did it.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
We were like, what, like when it was probably.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
A month ago. Yeah, just leaned right up to that
what do they.

Speaker 9 (49:49):
Call it a bubbla and boss, the bubbla right leaned
over it started chugging.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
You know.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
And this isn't a pandemic thing. I got nowhere near
a water for years before.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
I mean, what's that pink stuff down around where the
water comes out?

Speaker 3 (50:06):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Is that mold stuff where the water is?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Yeah, like like a water fountain, it's always like pink
stuff on the mouthpiece, Like where the water comes out.

Speaker 12 (50:13):
Is that mold?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Is it iron build up?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Or yeah? It sounds like something going on to the
metal or something.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
You know, walking around Madrid in Spain, there's a lot
of fountains, but the water comes out down below, so
I'm assuming it's a foot washing fountain. Am I right?
Is that what that is?

Speaker 4 (50:31):
I don't know. Maybe dogs, maybe maybe like fill a
water bottle.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
No, they're too old to be for dogs because they
come from a time where people didn't really give a craft.
But dogs, dogs have.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Come a long way in the last ten to fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
They really have. You know, they have more rights than
we have in some places. But I you know, God,
but do you remember what place in your life do
you remember walking down the hall whatever? Anyway, Oh I'm
thirsty and you go over to a public bubbler whatever,
a water fountain and have a sip.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
When I was in third grade and that were the
end of it in school. I think schools might still
have them.

Speaker 9 (51:05):
And there were always the kids that put their mouth
right on top of it sucked it out, and that's
what killed for me.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
In third grade.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
They would deep throat the spigott what you doing? I
did that. They were scary. When the last time you
took a sip out of a public water fountain.

Speaker 16 (51:21):
In high school, my friends and I used to play
basketball and softball, uh in school yards and in like
outdoor areas, and we thought nothing of it because we
were like sweating and panting and like, so we would
we would just get right over to the water fountain
and right right there and just chug it, chug it,
chug it.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Okay, when's the last time you took a sip of
water out of a water hose in the yard?

Speaker 8 (51:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:45):
La, last week last summer, last weekend. That brings back
great memories for me. I just think about, you know,
being outside in the yard and turn on the waters
to drink out of that long green hose. It's like,
I don't know, but you know, you didn't have five
hundred school kids sucking on it, so you felt a
little okay, Okay, maybe the dog crapped on it. It's okay, some.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Dead bugs in there. I don't know. Whatever, you let
it run for a while, you'll be okay.

Speaker 9 (52:09):
Get it all out.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yes, Scottie Bee wants to chime in. What's going on?
It's gotta Bee from the serial library.

Speaker 29 (52:15):
You would be shocked, But I drink from water fountains
all the time. And it doesn't bother me.

Speaker 14 (52:19):
What.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah, by the way, you were out two days being
sick my head.

Speaker 29 (52:25):
There's actually there's a water fountain on the fourth floor
here that I drink from all the time. When I
need to take some Madville or something, I go right
up there and I just drink from it.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
We have a way.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
We have water fountains at iHeart.

Speaker 29 (52:34):
Yeah, there's two of them on the fourth floor, right
by the bathroom that Nate goes to.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
It's so funny. You won't drink coffee out of a
coffee machine because you're afraid someone blew in it, and
you're sitting here drinking out of water fountain. Isn't that weird?

Speaker 29 (52:47):
I also drink like gallons of water from my shower
spigot too, the hot water.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I don't know why, but I do you.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
He was lecturing me the other day about the reverse
osmosis water that we have because I was getting it,
and he was telling me all the body parts that
have been in that, yes, And I said, no, absolutely
not prove it.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
He couldn't even pull anything out to show me.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Explain this to me, Scotty B. How does reverse osmosis
water have body parts in it.

Speaker 29 (53:11):
Well, there's a filtering machine back there, and I figured
there's some kind of compartment that you could open and
stick things in, but I couldn't find it.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Who does that, Scotty who says, I'm going to go
back to the reverse osmosis machine and crammond something in
the Yeah, who does that?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Nobody?

Speaker 29 (53:26):
Nobody's doing, disgruntled overnight employee does it from other radio stations?

Speaker 9 (53:31):
You think they come in here, Yes, past our security
buzz their way in and put their dinger in our
osmosis water.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I do, you're crazy?

Speaker 22 (53:39):
Crazy?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Yes I am.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yes, he is up to the food floor and start
hitting that peepee on the thing you running.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
It all up and down. He thinks they're putting used
condoms in the machine. He does, Scotty, Okay, let me
run another concept by you. I'm gonna speak about New
York City in the situation because that's where most of
us are, right, But any city, USA, wherever you are,
unless you live out in the country and you have
well water, you know, right, think about where that water

(54:09):
comes from, how far it travels, how it gets up
into the building you're in and into your cup. Yes,
New York City, we all believe is some of the
best water we've ever had growing up. I think New
York City water is fantastic. It really really is. And
there are some bakers that argue that the best pizza
crust and the best bagels come from New York City

(54:32):
water for whatever reason. But think about where it comes from.
It comes from I guess upstate New York somewhere, and
it comes down these yeah, the Catskills. It comes down
these long tubes all the way to New York City.
It goes I'm assuming to some plant somewhere. I don't
I don't know how it works, but it ends up
coming down under seventh Avenue. Oh God. Then it turns

(54:54):
left on fourteenth Street, that turns right on under sixth Avenue.
The water at that points the wrong way because sixth
Avenue is one way going up.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Somebody should tell that water.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
The water comes to this building, which was built in
the early nineteen hundreds. It comes into this building, it
somehow gets up to the third floor and comes out
that water spigot down the hall and you drink it.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Yeah, at it.

Speaker 29 (55:22):
I have another question, the toilet waste water. Does that
come back into the drinking water somehow? Does it get filtered?
And then where does that go?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Doesn't it doesn't it go to a filtration plant somewhere.
So we're drinking water water too, water treatment. You know
what everything has been in the water you're drinking. The
whole point is how they catch all that stuff and
filter it out. Isn't that the point?

Speaker 12 (55:43):
Right?

Speaker 22 (55:43):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (55:44):
I mean I'm I'm not very well learned when it
comes to this topic.

Speaker 16 (55:48):
Great water documentary on Netflix which I saw during the
pandemic and I forgot. I'm trying to google it right now.

Speaker 15 (55:53):
So good.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
They talked about all of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Elvis, that's why Poland spring is my best friend, because, yeah,
I would use that for everything. My coffee, thank you.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Nothing what a frog poop.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
And a friend of mine sink was broken one time,
so he took the lid off his toilet. He would
brush his teeth with the water in the top of
the toilet tank. And he said, it's it's clean. It's
the same. He's like, it's the same water that comes
out of the fossil it's just in a different holding cell.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
No, it's connected to the bowl, right, yeah, but when it.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
Comes in there, it's clean.

Speaker 21 (56:25):
You know.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
The bowls clean and the top is.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Nobody craps in the top. That's what do they call
that good upper deck?

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I don't think it can can it clean unless someone
blows the dirty water up into the cold.

Speaker 23 (56:39):
But you do have to put something in your tank
occasionally because there can be fungus.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Or mold that grows in it. Don't drink his teeth,
you know what. A text message came in. This is
very interesting, crazy thought. There is no new water in
the world. It's all recycled. True, true fact. Water evaporates,
goes up into the atmosphere, comes back down. Correct. Correct,
So you can go do whatever you want in that
little puddle up front. You're going to be drinking it

(57:04):
in a couple of days. What else You're the learned
one as far as water goes. I love using the
word learned, Nate, what give us water? Interesting?

Speaker 23 (57:13):
What you said, you're technically drinking the same water a
caveman did thousands and thousands of years ago. Is the
same water a dinosaur did. It's all recycled. It's the
great cycle of life.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Really.

Speaker 23 (57:25):
But the New York City water system that you were
talking about, that's up by me in Westchester there's the
Croton Reservoir, and then there's also the Catskills where they
have a ton of water and it's one point one
billion gallons of water a day. Wow that New York City.
Yeah so, but I like your point you're making. We're

(57:45):
drinking the same water a caveman once.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
I love that zipped on.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
And a dinosaur.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
I love thinking a dinosaur drank my water. I impeed
it out and I'm drinking it now.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
So it's possible that I drank some water that Tom
Brady drank.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Yes, yes, yes, it's probably factual thea he pooped it.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
Yeah, what about it could be his p I could
be having urine therapy with Tom Brady and not even
knowing it's true. If you could be drinking Ben Franklin's
we Wee. I mean, I've been to the same stadium
as Tom Brady a couple of times, so chances are
I could.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
It's it's I don't think it recycles that fast, but
you know, but just think about people around the world.
There could be someone like taking a pee in Paris, Paris, France,
we we in Parry and then you know what, a
year later, you're drinking it.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
I love it, Elvis, who's the famous person that you
hope that you have had their recycled potty water and
you've now drank it.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
I would think, Liza Minelli. Is that so wrong?

Speaker 5 (58:52):
No, No, not any worse than me hoping it's Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
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Speaker 2 (59:44):
Out in the dating world. We all you know, we
talked about god deep pressures of dating on him last week.
A lot of people are not finding anyone in their town.
So they're going to other cities, they're flying to They're
meeting people in other cities and flying to them because
they're just striking. Obviously they've dated every single person in town.
I don't know, but a lot of people are actually

(01:00:05):
going really deep. You can go online and find out
almost anything and everything about anyone and everyone. Don't you
agree with that?

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Absolutely?

Speaker 9 (01:00:11):
Yeah, it's terrifying and awesome. At the same time, there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Was a lady in Pennsylvania. As a matter of fact,
she went down to Miami Beach. She met this guy. Apparently,
they had a lovely, lovely, lovely day with each other
on the beach, hanging out. She came home and she
decided to go to TikTok to get people to help
her find this guy. So finally, four point six million
views of her video turned over the truth. She found

(01:00:38):
the guy. Actually, she was connected with his wife. Oh
that's saying, yeah, TikTok has the helped me find him?
Hashtag going on. I don't know if you know about it. Anyway,
there are a lot of people online saying, hey, can
you help me find this person? I wonder how these
people really just kind of wanted to stay hidden they'd

(01:01:00):
already found out. Yeah, she wanted to continue what she
thought was a beautiful relationship with this one day with
this guy, and it turns out, well, he's married. I
don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:01:09):
See, she made the mistake early because if he would
have been interested in her, she wouldn't have had to
go to TikTok to find him, right, they would have
just exchanged information.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Yeah, well, and would think absolutely, thank you. So what
are some of the things people are finding out about others?
I mean you can find out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
A lot, yeah, history and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Have you ever joined one of those those websites where
you can look at criminal history?

Speaker 21 (01:01:32):
I have?

Speaker 14 (01:01:33):
I have?

Speaker 9 (01:01:33):
I paid the dollar ninety nine?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yeah, did you find out anything scandalous about anyone?

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
I did?

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
I sure did, And I was like, first of all,
best dollar ninety nine in my life. Second of all,
oh my god, I'm never talking to anyone again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
You know, there's got to be some stories out there.
What's that name?

Speaker 23 (01:01:49):
Okay, so it's there's this website called mylife dot com.
Use at your own risk, but you can do background
searches on pretty much anybody. And this girl I know
met this guy on bumbled and or whatever, and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
He said he was divorced with three kids.

Speaker 23 (01:02:03):
Turns out, after searching him on my life dot com,
still married with six kids.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Oh forgot the all the three.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
How about that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
I mean, we say it all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
There are some very cool people out there who have
no social media, and that's fine, but it is a
big red flag when someone has nothing available anywhere. I mean,
you can, like we've said, you can google and find
anything about anybody. So if somebody's missing altogether, something's going
on there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I found out the old school way about this. Like
I was dating this guy and I got a phone
call from his pregnant girlfriend and she was like, hey,
just an.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
F y I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
I was like, oh wow, so you didn't even have
to dig.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Didn't even have to dig. She just you know, she
found out and she called me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
She dug it up for you. She did.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
I hung out.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
I told you guys this I think.

Speaker 9 (01:02:51):
But I was hanging out with a guy and I
couldn't find him on social media, which I thought was
strange because he was taking pictures of everything, and I'm like,
he's definitely posting me somewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
I couldn't find them.

Speaker 9 (01:03:01):
Told my friend, She said, give me three minutes. Found him.
He had a whole family, a wife and a kid
at home. I was like, mm hmmm, idiots, this is
how we figure it out. You can't block all my friends.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
A lot of people are texting in I found out
the guy I was dating was a sex offender. Oh yes,
I dated everyone in my town. Now I fly to
Los Angeles because I find more tender likes there.

Speaker 14 (01:03:26):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
You know it was Nate who was having dinner at
a table next to a table of women who were
talking about this same exact thing. They cannot find anyone
to date in town any longer. They now have to
they have to fly a couple hours on the weekends
to date.

Speaker 23 (01:03:42):
Exactly because they can't find any quality guys locally. So
why not take a trip to Miami?

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
I have a friend who's doing that same thing, and
I actually one of my friends has opened it up worldwide.
So she just decided she wanted to check out what
was available, like in Dubai, which she says that's where
the hottest men are, apparently Dubai. But she's like, they're
just so different, they're so caring, they like me so
much better.

Speaker 15 (01:04:04):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Open it up to the world.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Do you have someone on the phone? They're no, Nate, Nate, no, no,
thank you for the save. I appreciate it. Well look,
you know, look I still look. I'm not in the
dating world, so who am I? But here we go.
How can you truly exhaust every single person in your town?
I mean, and you start to fly three or four

(01:04:28):
hours away, that just doesn't seem you just you're hanging
out with the wrong people or something. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
It depends from town too, right, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
A small town, I guess you could really.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Yeah, what's up? Scary? That's what I was going to
say with Danielle.

Speaker 16 (01:04:42):
You know, when you're living a small town, I feel
like a lot of times a lot of people are
like minded and you get more of the same, or
you run into people from high school or college or whatever.
So maybe by going to these bigger cities, it's like
going from a pond to an ocean. You're fishing in
an ocean rather than a turkey pum.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I remember when we were in Alaska, one of the
towns was so small, and I remember being in a
store talking to the lady that worked there, and I said,
oh my gosh, it's so cute. This town's so cute.
Everybody knows every one she goes. That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, one knows everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
We're in each other's businesses, you know, It's it's just
after a.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
While, you know, yeah, you know everyone's business. Hey, let's
go talk to Emily. Line twenty four found out something
about the guy. So, Emily, you were dating a guy,
and so how did you decide to do a little investigating?

Speaker 19 (01:05:31):
So, I mean, we were only together six months, everything
was signed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
That's a long time.

Speaker 19 (01:05:36):
And I was like scrolling through Instagram and she was like, oh,
I was like, that's like really appalling. Why do you
follow Rue Paul of all people? And I was like, well,
because he is a clean and like I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
And he was just really.

Speaker 19 (01:05:49):
Offended by it. And I was like, I didn't think
that this was an issue.

Speaker 15 (01:05:53):
Wow.

Speaker 19 (01:05:53):
So I me and my girlfriends, I'm like out one
night with him and I'm like looking through Instagram and
I see him block like private full drag persona.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Oh okay, so wished he liked to dress and drag
in his spare time.

Speaker 19 (01:06:13):
Yeah, but that would have not bothered me. Like we
could have exchanged clothes, like we're both pick foot, Like
we would have had a great.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Time, right exactly.

Speaker 13 (01:06:21):
So I know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
So, look, it was a part of his life. He
liked to keep compartmentalized, obviously, But if it's online on Instagram,
that's out there. I mean, how why would he think
you would never see that?

Speaker 19 (01:06:32):
I mean it was a you know, private Instagram, but
I don't know how you would think I would see it,
especially if you're running around Philly. Don't that I practically
live in Philly every.

Speaker 20 (01:06:41):
Weekend, right, right?

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Well, so what happened? What happened there?

Speaker 19 (01:06:46):
So I brought it up to him, and I was like,
is there a reason you didn't tell me this? And
he was like, well, I didn't want you to think
I was gay. And I was like, well that's not
a thing, okay, And then like two weeks later we
broke up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
So yeah, maybe maybe making an assumption, maybe he has
some hang ups with it.

Speaker 19 (01:07:04):
You know, Still I get it little insecurity.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Yeah, you sound pretty cool though. You know what, God,
I'm gonna send you some of my drag photos. I
think I love that.

Speaker 11 (01:07:13):
I'll put it as art in my house.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Oh art, No, you'll hide him there. I'm pretty disgusting
addressed in Thank you, Emily, and thanks for listening to us.
We appreciate it very very much.

Speaker 15 (01:07:23):
All right, have a good morning you too.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Online twenty three Anastasia, How you doing, good morning. Well,
so you investigate these guys you're dating and you find
out you have a habit of dating felons.

Speaker 22 (01:07:35):
Oh, oh my goodness, yes, unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
But you don't mean to. It's not like a fetish,
is it a fellow fetish?

Speaker 8 (01:07:41):
No?

Speaker 22 (01:07:42):
Absolutely not, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 15 (01:07:44):
So tell me what you've happened.

Speaker 22 (01:07:46):
The last time, one of these guys sent me a
photo of what he was working on, and his name
happened to be in the corner. So I just searched
his name and there was like nothing there. But then
all of a sudden, there was this one like website
of I guess people that just investigate crime, and things
were kind of matching up, and it happened to be
like he killed his ex wife or and their kid

(01:08:10):
was in the room and he was crazy, and oh
my god, I freaked out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Oh my gosh, how many dates did you go on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
With the ID?

Speaker 15 (01:08:18):
Go on any dates?

Speaker 22 (01:08:18):
I had just been talking to him, and I immediately
blocked him. And I know, but it's so scary.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
So have there been others? Is this your first felon
that you know of?

Speaker 22 (01:08:28):
So there was one other one who I found out
about and we went on one date and he told
me that he had just gotten out of jail, and
I was like, oh my goodness, and walked right away there.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Well, at least he was honest about Did you find
out why he was getting out of jail? Like what
he was doing?

Speaker 22 (01:08:46):
I guess it was like drugs or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Yeah, all right, wow, So do you I'm not saying
this is the case, but do you ever think that
maybe it's me? Maybe I'm attracted to these these felons
for some reason.

Speaker 22 (01:08:59):
Probably ought to think that way.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
But I mean, there's one thing. You know, It's one
thing if you're attracted to bad boys. It's another thing
if you're attracted to murderers sitting nate.

Speaker 22 (01:09:09):
But how do you know they're not presenting themselves as murderers.
They're not advertising that. They're presenting themselves as these you know,
wonderful men that have established lives, that are working in
New York City with these great jobs and then you
and you find this out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
What was that, Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
That's the tell.

Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
Wonderful guys working in New York City with great jobs
looking for women lies.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
There's a lot of great guys in here.

Speaker 9 (01:09:32):
But this is the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
How many times do we see a murderer on television
and we go, oh, my gosh, he's so handsome and
he's so right, like I would never have known, I
would have swiped right neighbor, like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
We saw him every day. He was so kind.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
That's a nice guy. Murderers come in different shapes and sizes.
But this is why, this is why we started talking
about this to begin with. In a station. It's it's
more and more people are going online and exhausting the
is investigating people, but they're finding these things out and
maybe that's a good thing. So keep doing it, you

(01:10:06):
keep you keep studying these guys you're attracted to.

Speaker 22 (01:10:09):
And uh told it told me to do deep times
on anybody I meet on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
The stars, the stars never lie. All right, we got
a roll in a stage of thanks for listening to
us and best of luck in the future. Okay, thank you,
what's up? Frog?

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Look at Nate? He produces a morning radio show, and
he's a murderer.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
He's a murderer. Nobody would ever know. Yeah, guilty until
proven innocent.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Morning Dear God, what's this woman doing?

Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
And the morning show? In the morning show, Froggy, you
don't drink right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
You still ordered out too? I can't if you back
when you would drink everyone small? What would you drink?
What would you order?

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
I started drinking red Bull, red Bull and vodka, which
I know is not the best thing for you, but
no it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
I will tell you this. I was reading a recent survey.
They surveyed bartenders and asked them to sort of identify
the type of person that would order a type of drink.
They said, vodka red Bull drinkers usually are on some
kind of drug, but on the bright side, they tip
well because they're too drunk to care about getting change.

(01:11:32):
What do you usually order it at the bar, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
It's very fruity. It's either a Malibu with pineapple or
Malibu baberries, or a Pina Colada or strawberry DAKKERI I'm
very fruity.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yeah, fruity frozen drinks typically new drinkers. You don't drink
a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Yeah, I don't drink a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
That is true.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
What about you? Gandhi? I do whiskey on the rocks whiskey.
I don't see whiskey in here. I do see tequila shots,
they say. Bartenders say tequila shots. It says I don't
have to work tomorrow. Margaritas, they say. The stereotypes are these.
If you order margarita, they're usually old ladies that want

(01:12:09):
to party. They start with Margarita's a vodka martini my
cocktail of choice. The fancy drunks were fancy drunks if
you ordered an I P A I P A. Drinkers
are bearded dads who want to ask fifteen questions and
try fifteen samples. Long okay, when does listen? We had
a Long Island iced tea? They say, Long islandized teas

(01:12:33):
rarely get tips and are almost always asked to make
it strong. It's nearly an entire cup of liquor. By
the way, serious am I supposed to make it stronger?
Long Island iced tea? It's let's get fed up fast.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Oh my god, that that was the thing that got
my brother wasted. This one New Year's Eve when we
were in a hotel and the fire alarm went off
in the middle of the night, and my brother was
so drunk, He's like.

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
Where are my pants?

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
I can't find my pants. He had his pants on already.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Yeah, does that to you Chardonnay? The bartenders say people
who order Chardonnay's are high maintenance, middle aged divorcees with
two kids in private school, possibly on the possibly on
the prow for a rich single guy. Drinkers. Let's see
old fashioned. See I look like old fashions and Manhattans,
stuff like that. Old fashion. Either someone who knows their

(01:13:25):
booze really well or not at all, and they want
to look sophisticated. If you order a Cosmopolitan, this person
is usually a pain in the ass. If someone orders
a Jack and Coke, they'll usually be fighting someone within
the next few hours.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Oh that used to be my go to I could
see that right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
And if you order a Pinogrisio, these people have no
personality whatsoever. Oh wow. So yeah, bartenders they size you up.

Speaker 20 (01:13:53):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
I guess if you've served enough drinks to enough different people,
you kind of kind of can figure out a person's
personality type.

Speaker 9 (01:14:00):
Sometimes I used to bartend and when people would order
a mojito on a busy night, I'd be like you,
high maintenance, not caring about anyone else butthole.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
That's why, if you have them, you should make them,
shouldn't you know?

Speaker 9 (01:14:14):
I mean you should, sure, But when there are like
thirty drinks coming at you and you have to start
making that one, it's a long process, right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
And also I don't know a lot of bartenders. If
you order gin, the gin drinkers are just out of
their minds. Yeah, I think that's your nuts. What scary?

Speaker 16 (01:14:30):
I feel like I've moved on from vodka sodas and
now I'm trying to do sipping tequilas on the rocks.
The problem is you got to go really slow or
the night gets really expensive really fast.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Yes, it's true. Did you have on the rocks? When
you were looking for a place to go brunch this
past weekend? They didn't have a scary scary's big first
world problem. There were lines two hours long at the
Bronchoie Like it was costly.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
I couldn't, like I say, don't forget. It was ghastly.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
It was ghastly. You wouldn't believe the awful weekend we had,
we couldn't get in the brounch.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
It was a real problem.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
It still existed even though it's first world. Yeah, I
like twenty as Jared. Let's go talk to Jared. Okay,
I'm not a bartender, but I can probably size you up.
What do you order it when you go to the bar?

Speaker 22 (01:15:30):
I ordered the Grones and everybody says, I'm a twenty
something hipster.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Yeah, you're very hipster Negrones. Either you you love Italian
Italian culture like as in Italy, or you're a hipster.
That's okay.

Speaker 15 (01:15:45):
I just like the high alcohol content.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Oh do Negrones really have high alcohol content?

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
I don't even know what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Yeah, it's maybe remooth and campari, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
With Camari bitters in there. Okay, I'm gonna order one
right now. Oh it has jen And if that means
you're out of your mind, you know your gin drinkers
are usually way out there.

Speaker 17 (01:16:08):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap?

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
All right, Danielle, what's the phone tap? All about?

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Well, Ashley says, I'm a senior in high school and
I'm absent a lot from school, and my mom always
tells me I'm not going to graduate, So I think
you should call her, as an administrator from my school,
call my mom Anne and tell her that I'm not graduating.
So that's what we did.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
My god, this is going to be awful.

Speaker 13 (01:16:34):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Yes, I'm looking for Anne Florai Muffley.

Speaker 14 (01:16:37):
This is Anne.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Hi Anne, This is Barbara calling you from a snails Oh, yes,
are you point? Oh okay, I've been trying to get
in touch with you because we were having some difficulties
with Ashley.

Speaker 10 (01:16:48):
What's the murder.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Well, she's missed more than fifteen days of school.

Speaker 10 (01:16:50):
Oh, you're kidding me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
She has been cutting school. They did see her hanging
out on the corner with some friends.

Speaker 10 (01:16:56):
Oh you're kidding me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
No, And I mean she can get expelled from school
for this.

Speaker 10 (01:17:00):
Oh my no, I didn't know this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
You know she's supposed to graduate. Yeah, I mean even
at this point, we have to discuss whether or not
she can even walk with the class, because I'm thinking
she's gonna have to go to summer school.

Speaker 10 (01:17:11):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
I'm not a killer, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
I wanted to give you the heads up if you
could talk to her, that would be great.

Speaker 10 (01:17:17):
Yeah, no, I'll take care of this right away.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Okay, thank you very much. And oh my god, well,
once you talk to her, we can sit down and
discuss the options. Okay, Oh my god, I'm very sorry
to have to call you. She's not she's not graduating
with her Claire as of right now.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
She's not.

Speaker 10 (01:17:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Okay, all right, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Oh my god, she's crying.

Speaker 14 (01:17:44):
Bob.

Speaker 10 (01:17:46):
You're not graduating with your class?

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
Why?

Speaker 10 (01:17:49):
Because you got fifteen days out of school. You've been hectley.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
They said you've been cutting classes and everything.

Speaker 10 (01:17:55):
They saw you on the corners and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
What are you lying for whatever?

Speaker 10 (01:18:02):
You're not graduating. I want the car off the road.

Speaker 9 (01:18:05):
You're not riding the car at night, no more.

Speaker 10 (01:18:07):
That's it. You grounded. The car is off the road.

Speaker 19 (01:18:10):
But that's wrong with you.

Speaker 10 (01:18:11):
You have to go to summer school too. Jack cares,
so I don't walk. Who cares?

Speaker 15 (01:18:15):
I'm to college anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Get the hell out of here.

Speaker 10 (01:18:18):
You're going, you're gonna go, I'm go going to the
eating You're going to a meeting with me. You're gonna
get You're gonna go right to that meeting with me.

Speaker 15 (01:18:27):
I'm not going.

Speaker 10 (01:18:28):
Hell's wrong with you, So I'll get my diploma. Way
who can now?

Speaker 9 (01:18:32):
Ah?

Speaker 10 (01:18:33):
You out with weirdo.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Then, then don't graduate either, I don't care any goodbye? Yes, Hi,
this is a enough Hi. This is missus, missus again.
I actually have your daughter Ashley on conference called. Do
you mind if I transfer in?

Speaker 10 (01:18:52):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Okay, Ashley is there?

Speaker 16 (01:18:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
I just wanted to call because I want to set
up this meeting with you guys.

Speaker 10 (01:19:00):
Yes, it's okay, No, I have to go out.

Speaker 9 (01:19:02):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
What I'm not going?

Speaker 10 (01:19:04):
Yes you are. Don't tell me you're going.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
I have a little bit of paperwork here that says
something about you drinking an alcoholic beverage on the school property.

Speaker 9 (01:19:14):
Well, we were just trying to have a good time.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
It was like, oh my god, it was nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
We were in my car and having fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Okay, hold on one second, because this changes some things.
Hold on, Oh my.

Speaker 10 (01:19:27):
God, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 12 (01:19:29):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
What the hell are you going?

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
When do you have to think a good time?

Speaker 10 (01:19:33):
You made a mistake? You say, I don't know. You're
telling you made a mistake.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
What's one with you?

Speaker 10 (01:19:40):
I'm not telling I made a mistaken If I'm gonna
get home. I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 6 (01:19:45):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Hello, Okay, I got one other thing here, something about
illegal substance.

Speaker 9 (01:19:50):
In your car. No way, that wasn't mine.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I'm saying you don't think.

Speaker 10 (01:19:56):
Oh my god, Oh my god, are you stupid?

Speaker 13 (01:20:00):
Yo?

Speaker 9 (01:20:00):
Listen, I want to.

Speaker 10 (01:20:01):
Punch this kid right in the face. What what what
green to do this stuff? Are you stupid?

Speaker 25 (01:20:08):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
It's Danielle Venaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
and you got phone tapped? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (01:20:15):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:20:15):
Hi?

Speaker 14 (01:20:15):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Oh gee, Now that you know it's a joke, what
would you like to say to Ashley?

Speaker 10 (01:20:21):
I'm gonna kill her. I really am going to be.

Speaker 6 (01:20:24):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 24 (01:20:27):
This phone tables was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 17 (01:20:31):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This he is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Okay, So Scottie b and his beautiful daughters had a
great vacation. It was beautiful. They went on Norwegian Epic
to the Caribbean. I mean, where all did you go?
Like bon Air in bon.

Speaker 29 (01:20:54):
Air, Aruba, Curasaw, Saint Kitts and Saint Lucia.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
I mean he went to every three Caribbean island that
has a drink named after it. Now I'm back on
Long Island, also a drink. Look at you, you're such
an islander anyway. So our friend Julie, who we love,
who works with us in Norwegian, says, Scotty, you deserve
a massage. So we're going to give you a gift.

(01:21:20):
Go get a massage.

Speaker 20 (01:21:21):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
So Scotty's like, did you hesitate?

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
No?

Speaker 29 (01:21:24):
I said, okay, it's not something I normally do, but
I'll accept, you know. So I went down to the
beautiful mendaua spa, the spa that they have on all
the ships, and you know, I booked a female just
you know, I'm more comfortable that way, you know. And
I lay down on the table and I said underwear
or no underwear? And she said, whatever you're comfortable with.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Really.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
See, you know, I wasn't sure you should never ever
have anything on under that robe.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
See the place I go to has a note that says,
please keep on your underwear.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
I always leave on the underwear.

Speaker 23 (01:21:56):
You do.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
What are they doing with that area rubbing it.

Speaker 15 (01:22:00):
Down?

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Okay, we'll get back to that. In a minute. So
you booked your your massage, yes, and you know a
woman come in the room to give your massage. Go ahead. Yes,
I had a.

Speaker 29 (01:22:11):
Little consultation, you know, stress this, that and the other.
I'm like, yes, okay. So she said, okay, get under
the towel and I'll be back in a moment, you know.
So I disrobed, I got under the towel and I
laid face down, you know, and she started with the
oils and the hot rocks and everything. It was wonderful.
And then I was just dreading the moment where she's like, okay, turnover,

(01:22:32):
and then it came. You know, I'm sorry what that
moment came? All right, shut up, froggy. She told me
to turn over. And here in my mind, because you know,
they do the buttocks and it feels really nice.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Okay, you know.

Speaker 29 (01:22:48):
So so I turned over, and in my mind, I'm like, okay,
this can't happen now, you know. So there is a
person that I think of that makes that not happen
at all.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
So if you need a translation, Yes, there's a person
he thinks of that will prevent him from getting wood.

Speaker 29 (01:23:07):
Yes, yes, but the problem is is thinking of that
person almost the entire time, kind of takes the joy
out of the massage.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Yeah. Well yeah, if they take the wood out of
the if they if this person takes the lead out
of the pencil, yeah, it's probably gonna take the joy
out of the massage. I mean, look, I'm not one
hundred percent sure that that would have happened, but I
have to just make sure, so you know, I took
a little bit of the enjoyment out of it by
thinking of this person the entire time.

Speaker 25 (01:23:31):
So, women, I guess you have Danielle Gandhi you really
don't have that problem. Well, I'm sure it happens though, right,
but it's embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I think a minute, let me back up, So do
you how do you put this? Is there ever a
time where you want to prolong your session with whoever
you're with, and so you think of someone grotesque.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Stop to the session? You thought of something?

Speaker 9 (01:24:02):
Yeah, But and you know, biologically or anatomically, whatever you
want to say, men and women are different. So it
doesn't end the party if that happens for women, Yeah,
for us, it does. Yeah, you can keep partying.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
So when so Scotty was telling me this story earlier
and so I immediately thought, well, hmmm, who do I
think of when I need to, like, yeah, charge on through,
you know, and I and I thought, I, yeah, I
have someone I have thought about.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
Do we know this person?

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
No, who is Scotty's person? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:24:32):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
I will never say, never say he told me who
this person was. We're not even saying he or she.
We're just saying this person because we don't want anyone
I want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
Who I have guesses.

Speaker 16 (01:24:44):
Don't guess that's k as somebody you know who does
this for a living professionally.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Do you think that they see this all the time?

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
Yes, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
If if he get massages, you hear farts, you see.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Wood, Yeah, they alway just learned to ignore it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
So I don't care. No, that's embarrassing though, but yeah,
but it's hard to enjoy, you know, the massage if
you're worried about farting. Yeah, Nate, I'll try and convert
Scotti here real quick. I'm sorry, I'm assuming I already
tried that. By the way, never my husband, Scotti. I

(01:25:25):
never ever tried to seduce your husband.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
I did not you wanted him before you passed them
over him out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
On a date that wasn't seducing you. But anyway, go ahead.
I'm assuming you know what you know what? Screw you, Scotty.

Speaker 23 (01:25:38):
I'm assuming you only choose women because you don't want
a man touching you and you're getting aroused, right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
I don't know if that's it. I wouldn't mind a
man touching okay, but I would for a woman. I
would say.

Speaker 23 (01:25:48):
I will say this. I went when I was on Prima,
when we went to Iceland, Peter. He gave me the
most miraculous massage. You love the people, never go back.
I loved Peter like to the point where I wanted
to go get his phone numbers. Hey, if you're in
New York, can I get.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
A massage for well? I know, but haven't you had
women who were just as great, never as good as Peter.
I don't think it's a male female thing. He it
isn't me in ways I didn't know I could experience
because he's good at what he does. I bet you
a million dollars there are women out there that can
make you feel just as great as your big old Peter. Yeah.
But what I'm saying, guy, like, if I got wood

(01:26:29):
in front of him. I would have felt comfortable because
I was that comfortable in his hands. I'm so uncomfortable
right now, straight mate. Safe space. You got to remind
him and I was okay. We created a safe space
and I was okay with him, and there's nothing wrong
with it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
You know, there's a note on the wall in the
place I go to that says, please don't ask for
like happy.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Ending, same things like that.

Speaker 15 (01:26:55):
I get me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Yes, they must get requested.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Are you going to some crazy place in some strip malls?
Would you go to a better place?

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Our local places?

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
She's awesome. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
But they put a sign on the wall say don't
get wood.

Speaker 9 (01:27:08):
Yeah, you don't know, doesn't he don't get what it says,
don't ask for happy endings, don't don't solicit for anything.

Speaker 23 (01:27:14):
You know the signal for the happy ending. If you
want it, you leave cash on the table. I accidentally
did that one time and the woman, no, I didn't
do it on purpose?

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Did you let her do it?

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
I turned over and she did this. She goes, and
I'm like, no, hey, Look, I've had a million massages
in my life and I've never been to a spa
that had a sign up that gave you directions about
non sexual activity.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
It's bright orange.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
There's one by my house too, into the place that
just go. Don't go there, no, I love it. Spend
a few or minutes and go to a place that's reputable.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Ninety minutes for eighty dollars. I'll take the orange.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
You care.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
And she gets up on the table sometimes she does
things with her feet and her and her elbows and.

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
Oh yeah, it's great. Also good.

Speaker 9 (01:27:59):
My place is on rub maps, so clearly they've got
a lot of people coming in there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
And I'm sorry it's on what rub maps? Is that
a website?

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
It's exactly what.

Speaker 9 (01:28:08):
You think it is.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Wow, it it's where you go for a happy ending.

Speaker 9 (01:28:11):
It's no, it's a list of places that you can
go for a happy ending. Obviously, somehow somebody there must
accidentally done to the weird.

Speaker 13 (01:28:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Here's what's bothered me about this conversation to me, and
I'm just hoping it's for a lot of people. Getting
a massage is not a sexual thing. B Yeah, you
make it a sexual thing because it's all in your head.
As they say, your head, stop doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
I don't do it. I just like the massage place.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
I do have a place near me that did get
shut down for that. The police were all there and everything,
and all the wives in the neighborhood were like, that's
why my husband's always.

Speaker 9 (01:28:50):
And I played the voicemail for Scotty Ones because I
was like, listen to this voicemail basically just said we
got shut down because for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Well, I love a massage. And if you're listening to
us right now and you you give a massage as
a as your career, thank you for what you do.
And I'm sorry that the people in this room are
making it sexuale. If you have an orange sign that
says don't diddle with your masseuse, yeah, then you know
find a new place, isn't.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
They're a better way of saying it. It should say
like no extras or something like that. It doesn't need
to say like we're not giving you a happy ending. Yeah,
there's no tug with the rub like there's other ways
to say.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Lord, what's scary?

Speaker 16 (01:29:36):
This text came in and said I went for a
massage once and the messuse let it rip while they
are massaging me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Turn about his fear of hell, Well, that seems I
gotta say that's unaccepted. What Nate, we're three blocks from
a rub map location. Just let you know this. You
know what, you don't need half a block, your two
doors down from your JO station.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Open twenty four hours?

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
Is that like a little Why don't you guys hang
out with me at I'll pay for your massage, only
take you to a reputable place, reputable place, stop it,
stop it right now. So I brought this up, Did
you guys not take your iHeart Incredible communications commissioned test yesterday?

Speaker 6 (01:30:24):
Obviously not?

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
I said to that. So we work for those incredible companies,
but for legal reasons, whatever they give us, these courses
we have to take every year involving all sorts of
legal things. So I took that forty seven minute painful thing.
It was like getting a root canal.

Speaker 20 (01:30:41):
That was.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
But I think what we're talking about now is on there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
No, we're not crossing the line because we're in the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Yeah, I've been very careful not to cross the line.
You know, being in the studio does not save you.
Damn Is radio still a thing?

Speaker 9 (01:31:00):
You gotta come get a massage with Danielle and I.
Sometimes you're gonna never never.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
I would never go to that place. I would never
take my shoes off in that place. Sticky Floors. That's
my new drag name, Sticky Floors.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
I want to read his next one because he gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
If we're all go take another bite? Okay? What is
his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 16 (01:31:28):
Yeah, Ab says stop eating during the podcast dummies, Listen
to the Brooklyn.

Speaker 17 (01:31:35):
Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you.

Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
Get your podcasts.

Speaker 17 (01:31:41):
Elvis da ran in the morning show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
Hey, so I said this thing to Gandhia. I want
to get into this in a few minutes. Have you
ever caught your significant other vine to get out of
cheating on you? And it's the worst lie ever. I mean,
do you have it? I can't find it?

Speaker 9 (01:32:09):
Oh yeah, let me find this again.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Yes, I think a DMD. We have way too many
ways in communicating with each other.

Speaker 26 (01:32:14):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:32:15):
So, basically, he came home and he had makeup all
over his face. It was like powder, obviously from a
woman that he had been kissing. And making out with.
He said, no, no, it's not what you think. I've
actually been sampling different types of bread.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Again exactly apparently he was. He was darker in skin
than the makeup on the woman he was making out with,
and it was all over his face. And he said, no, no, no, no,
I've been eating different types of bread.

Speaker 9 (01:32:49):
Yes, and I've been making it from scratch at home
with my roommates. That's why there's just powder all over me. Bread.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Yeah, he and the boys in the frat house are bad.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
You feel if she he really was doing okay, get
out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
What is the worst excuse they tried to get away
with cheating on you, or maybe not even cheating, but
you know, tiptoeing around behind your back doing something they
shouldn't do. I would love to hear these excuses, because
he thought he was being so crafty.

Speaker 13 (01:33:17):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
I'll just tell her that this is flour from loaves
of bread, because we've been experimenting baking bread there in
the apartment. No, are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
They have been in college. I had to come up
with an excuse because we were in the we were
doing theater, and one of the guys and I were
making out in the bathroom and somebody walked in on
us and I was like, oh, we had makeup smeared
all of our faces. And I go, oh, we're taking
our makeup off. You see, we're taking it off, so
you have to smear as before I get it all off.
They were like, yokay, Danielle, we believe that he.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Got to You see things like lipstick on the collar.
You see things like, you know, someone else's makeup all
over their face and around their lips. Okay, you can
almost explain away lipstick on their collar. You cannot explain
it away around your lips because well, you know, yeah,
unless you performed at a drag show that night forgot

(01:34:10):
to clean up.

Speaker 23 (01:34:11):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
I feel free to text him to us at fifty
five one hundred. We have hit a nerve here. Obviously
we could do a whole show on all the text
messages that are rolling in. They're coming through so fast
we can't keep up with them. Are you seeing all
these yes? Oh yeah, yeah, wow.

Speaker 9 (01:34:27):
I want to laugh and I have want to shake
these people, like, what were you thinking? On what planet?

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
Would that have actually been an excuse?

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
I found a very sexually graphic letter in my ex
husband's pants pocket from this woman he was cheating with.
When I confronted him, he said he was holding it
for someone else.

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, so you were.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
I was helping my ex boyfriend clean his room. I
found a thong behind his bed. He tried to tell
me it was his mom's. What okay, that could happen.
Let's say she was folding laundry on his bed and
her thong fell behind the me. Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
I always think to myself, when somebody gives you the
excuse they give you, that was the good one that
they had. I always wonder what were the ones that
were there? Like, man, you know what, that one's not
good enough.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
This is the one that's gonna work.

Speaker 14 (01:35:13):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
He was walking out of her house and I caught him.
His words to me were, oh, I'm out for a jog,
and then he proceeds to jog right away. Let's see,
mine's a little different because he did tell me he
was cheating, but his excuse for it was he didn't
want to lose a game of truth or dare Oh okay,

(01:35:34):
I got a few do it. Oh let's see. Oh,
my boyfriend was away at school, so I would see
it maybe once every couple of months. There was a
girl's hair on his pillow, and when asked about it,
he told me it was mine. So when I asked that, wait,
don't you wash your sheets? He says, no, I don't
wash them for months. Obviously it wasn't my hair, but

(01:35:55):
either way it was a deal breaker. Goodbye. Yeah, you
don't wash your sheets. A couple of months on.

Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
The cheating one time and I said to her quote,
it's not what you think that was. I was so
like just caught in headlights. I didn't know what to do.
It's not what you think, it's not what you say everything.
Line twenty two is Ashley, let's go live to Ashley.
Hello Ashley, Hi, Well hello, so your dad your dad
had an excuse for cheating, and did did you believe it?

Speaker 8 (01:36:26):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:36:27):
I didn't believe it because I knew you were lying.
But our house was haunted, if you would believe that.
But his excuse was that that a ghost was using
his computer. Because we found that's just for multiple different
women to depart him to multiple different women.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
A ghost, a ghost was on your dad's computer and
like sexting people.

Speaker 15 (01:36:52):
Oh, pretty much, that's what his excuse, ye, leave it
to Daniell Yo.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
Yeah, this is very possied.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
I mean it's a ghost.

Speaker 15 (01:37:06):
All right in her house.

Speaker 11 (01:37:08):
So he tried to go with it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
But we know, hey, you know what, he should write screenplays.
All right, Thank you, Ashley, thanks for listening to us.
I think we have a talk back. You know, if
you're listening to us on the iHeartRadio app, all you
do is hit that little microphone button and you can
talk to us like this port cheating excuse.

Speaker 17 (01:37:24):
My husband cheated on me, and I found out because
I have a latex allergy.

Speaker 6 (01:37:29):
At my huh.

Speaker 15 (01:37:31):
Quit so angry.

Speaker 7 (01:37:33):
And he tried to tell me at the beginning that yes,
he put on a late tax condemn but he was
experimenting for our pleasure.

Speaker 11 (01:37:43):
And then he decided not to.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Oh, okay, okay, Tarya from Haileiah, Hello, Tanya, what's going
on today?

Speaker 10 (01:37:55):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Hey, you go ahead. What did you discover? Sorry? So
it was a long time ago.

Speaker 13 (01:38:03):
We were in high school and he came back with
a hickey on his neck and his excuse was, I
got hit with a baseball.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
Okay, so did a did you give it any consideration?

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Like maybe he did?

Speaker 6 (01:38:16):
Or was it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Absolutely really, you're full of crap.

Speaker 10 (01:38:20):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 20 (01:38:21):
I mean, you got hit with a baseball on your neck.

Speaker 10 (01:38:23):
How are you not in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Yeah, I don't know. Obviously your ex boyfriend, right exactly.
I bet most of these stories, Tanya, are my ex
did this? Well, there's a reason they're an X. I guess,
thank you, you have a beautiful day.

Speaker 15 (01:38:40):
Okay, you truth, thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
You guys. See any more on the text messages, I can't,
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (01:38:45):
I think my favorite one was he said that he
had COVID. COVID gave him brain damage and he didn't
know what he was doing when he cheated.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Well, they do say COVID can do it's brain fog.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
I had an EXO told me he quote fell on
top of her when he tripped like forty five times. Yeah,
there are a lot of a lot of these are
finding out that their guys are cheating with other guys.
I mean there was one text she was walking behind
him on the beach when they were on vacation. He

(01:39:21):
was clearly on grinder seeing who was close by. Yeah,
you know what, that's the thing. When you're cheating, there's
a good chance you're gonna have to explain good luck
in God bless Yeah, exactly. Being honest is the best policy,
I guess.

Speaker 9 (01:39:38):
Anyone I agree for sure, just come clean with it
because you're gonna get busted.

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
I also liked the guy who had hickeys.

Speaker 9 (01:39:46):
On his neck and when the girlfriend asked him about it,
he said, you know, I wear fake gold.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
It's just a reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Okay. So couldn't you see the possibility of truth in
these I mean, just like, what if it is true,
She's never I believe me. Look showing all his friends
at work. Look see fake gold. Look at it. It
to me, she's gonna she's gonna think I'm cheating on her.

Speaker 10 (01:40:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:40:08):
I mean, sure, there's always that one percent chance that
it did happen, but I highly doubt it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Right Line twenty one Finally from Marissa. Uh hey, Marissa,
thank you for listening. How's it going with you today
so far?

Speaker 11 (01:40:21):
Hi Elvis, Hello, lady, you're doing okay?

Speaker 9 (01:40:25):
I'm good?

Speaker 10 (01:40:25):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
All right, So you caught him how.

Speaker 6 (01:40:30):
He texted me on my birthday saying, Hey, I'm going
to celebrate my girlfriend's birthday.

Speaker 18 (01:40:38):
I love you, baby, miss you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Oh oh, so he texted the wrong person what happened?

Speaker 9 (01:40:43):
Texted the wrong girlfriend and I said.

Speaker 11 (01:40:47):
Excuse me, what and he goes, oh, it was the
April fool joked.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
On what's your what's your birthday?

Speaker 11 (01:40:56):
It's in April, but it's not April first, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Okay, so it was in April first, Aprilo. So how
did that work out for that relationship?

Speaker 6 (01:41:07):
We're no longer together?

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Yeah, I thought so. All right, Marissa, thank you very much. Yeah,
you got to be careful who you're texting to. Hello,
shame on you. All right, thanks Marissa. Uh fine, we
have one more talkback.

Speaker 6 (01:41:19):
My ex lied and so that his dating account was old.

Speaker 14 (01:41:23):
When if you looked at the photos he used the
photogie said of him and his friends at my graduation party.

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
You know that happened to me with one of my exes.
He actually he actually cut me out of a photo
and put it up online as his is his pick. Yeah,
that was great, And I think we.

Speaker 7 (01:41:44):
Have one more, right, And I found pictures of a
girl in her underwear. I knew the girl from the
neighborhood on the computer and I asked my boyfriend what
was happening, and he said that he rented his room
to one of his friends, and that's why they were
pictures of her naked on the computer.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
There you go, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
It's sort of like the ghost using the computer.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
Same thing, right, How long they come up with these
like how long does it take? Are these instantaneous allies?
Or this is take?

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
You know they sound you know, they sound so stupid
that they must be spontaneous live.

Speaker 9 (01:42:21):
Exactly, if you thought about it, you would come up
with better.

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
Yeah, exactly, if you put a lot of thought into
these things. They're stupid.

Speaker 15 (01:42:29):
Like all of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:42:38):
Days in the Morning show. Elvis terran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
So you know, our friend Dina with the pink hair,
we love her, love her. Not only is she a
very dear friend and what she's always there for us
for hair and makeup when we need. We haven't needed
in quite some time. But now, you know, lately that's
been warming up. You know, she's she came to my
apartments the other day. She said, let me bring you
some gifts. She also has a side hustle that came
out during the pandemic. She makes candles. Yeah, these incredible candles.

(01:43:07):
I'm not just saying just like like goops, vagina candles
I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Maybe she could have Dina's vagina candle.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
Maybe anyway, So she had several candles, but one of
the candles she gave me, which was my favorite, was
called stolen Hoodie. Oh yes, I'm like, what is this.
She's like, you know, when you go to a guy's
house and you spend the night and you do him
in the next day, you steal their hoodie and you
leave and take it home with you. Sniff the candle.
I sniffed and went it smelled it. It smelled it.

(01:43:36):
It smelled like like a guy's hoodie that had been stolen,
Like you could smell a little bit of a Colonne
in there, but you could also smell some musky smell,
like a dirty guy like Nate whatever, not that dirty.
What a brilliant idea, and it got me to thinking
about stealing guys hoodies. Gandhi in your dating life? Have
you ever stolen a guy's hoodie?

Speaker 9 (01:43:57):
I just Oh, first of all, I have like ten
from my boyfriend and called me out for one of
them the other day, so I had to bring it
back right.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Yes, they call it if it's like a one night
stand thing and you steal the hoodie. They call it
a screw of an air as you that's right, I mean,
and I mean, Danielle, do you ever swipe Sheldon's hoodies?

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Oh, all the time, take it away, and yet sometimes
I spray it with as like cologne and stuff. Oh,
you want to make sure you smell the person exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
So, so I was looking this up. There's actually something
for a TikTok video. I saw. There's many reasons why
it's great to steal his hoodie. First of all, it
really when you're sniffing him, it releases serotonin and endorphins.
There's a scientific thing going on there. Scientifically, it makes
you happy because you're sniffing him right. Secondly, it makes
you look good because sometimes his hoodie is a couple

(01:44:43):
of sizes larger than you, so you feel like you
just kind of you're just in there, like rattling around.

Speaker 12 (01:44:48):
Right.

Speaker 13 (01:44:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Guys love that too. They like to see they like
to see people in their hoodie when it's oversized. There's
a sense of security when you're wearing you're walking down
the street and you can lift that up and sniff it.
You're like, oh, that smells like him. I'm taken. I'm taken,
and this hoodie is protecting me from the evil world outside,
right yep. And it smells. It smells like you're you're
you're the person you stole it from. Guy girl, doesn't

(01:45:12):
matter it all the We all have our our odors,
good and bad. It's kind of fantastic. Make plus, my
favorite part of wearing their hoodie is I stole it
and I got away with it because we like to
steal stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
Most of the time. They don't get it back most
of the time. That's yours and that's it pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
Yep now, And I don't feel sorry for you. If
you have a hoodie that was stolen, too bad, go
buy another one. You know what, No, it is, it's
not We're not trying to be nice. It really is
a compliment. You should have a you should always have
like a case of of stinky hoodies in the back,
ready to be stolen, the whole case. Exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
Yeah, Froggy, what do you think if I stole your
black hoodie? What would that's?

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
What does your anger smell like? How would that smell anger?
That's an old thing, but I haven't been angry in
a black hoodie for years. You're that's yesterday's news.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
Now he's angry and a black T shirt. It's a
lot different.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
Perfect. They used to make fun of me because for
some reason, when I wore a black hoodie to work
that men, that meant I didn't really care that day
when I was getting ready translation, I didn't want to
deal with anyone to bs. Therefore I was mean. So
they called those my black hoodie days. But now I
wear black hoodies every day, same what straight night.

Speaker 23 (01:46:23):
As a guy that's had his hoodie stolen, I can
tell you that sometimes it's not just outright stolen without knowledge.
You sometimes gave it to the person say oh it's
cold out here, take this hoodie, and then they would
conveniently forget to return it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
Yeah, don't matter, get the hell out of here. Don't
just steal it. It doesn't matter how you procure your hoodie.
It's yours now. It smells like them, and you can't
wash it. That's another thing about stolen hoodies. If you
wash them, they lose all their magic. It's gone. It
washes down the drain.

Speaker 9 (01:46:54):
That's also part of the beauty of the stolen hoodie
is it's always worn in like a pair of shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
After a while, it's the perfect amount of comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Hey, does Dina with the pink hair have a website?
Can people buy her candles?

Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
Yeah, you can go to Dina's Kiss and Makeup dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
Oh so okay, so I'm encouraging everyone. Look, we're not
making any money off this. We're not getting percentage at all.
We just happened to love Dina. Go check out her
line of candles, but buy the stolen hoodie. That's my
favorite one.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
She has really pretty ones too, that like look like
a cupcake and look like a like a cappuccino, and
they're I don't know how the house comes up with
this stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:47:30):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Now, what is her website again.

Speaker 9 (01:47:31):
Dina's Kiss and Makeup dot Com?

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
Is it d n A d I n A at
Dina's Yes, Dina's.

Speaker 9 (01:47:39):
What kiss and Makeup dot Com?

Speaker 11 (01:47:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
I get it, kiss and Makeup?

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
That's the name of her salon, Dina's Kiss and Makeup?

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Okay, so Dina di a in a. Dina's Kiss and
Makeup dot Com. Line twenty four is Amanda, Amanda, tell
me you've stolen a hoodie before? Oh my gosh, Hi,
well Alighty, talk about your stolen hoodie A story. What happened?

Speaker 18 (01:48:04):
Yeah, when I was an undergrad, I went to a
house party. I you saw a guy that I thought
was cute. You know, whatever happened. I ended up leaving
with his hoodie and then we didn't talk for a
long time.

Speaker 15 (01:48:17):
And then like a year or two later, he.

Speaker 18 (01:48:19):
Messaged me and said, give me back my hoodie. It's
funny and used it as a I guess, a way
to start talking again. And here we are, eight years later,
with a dog and a house and a cat.

Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
From a hoodie stolen.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
It came from a stolen.

Speaker 18 (01:48:40):
That my roommate from college ended up with.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
Daniel I said, she got to name her first kid hoodie.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
She's not heavy kids heavy kids.

Speaker 15 (01:48:50):
I can't believe them on the radio with you guys,
Well you are and I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
And there's something about that smell. Do you still have
that hoodie?

Speaker 18 (01:48:58):
By the way, eight years later, No, what's really funny
about it is my roommate from college ended up stealing
it from.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
Me and has well, don't let her steal your guy. Hello,
smells like him, all right?

Speaker 10 (01:49:10):
Imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
Thanks, thank you for listening to us. You go have
a great day.

Speaker 15 (01:49:13):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 18 (01:49:15):
It was great talking to you guys. I love listening
to you in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
Well, thank you for listening. It's it's a pleasure. Hold on,
hold one second, here's Joe on line twenty three. Now Joe,
on the other hand, on the other side, has had
many a hoodie stolen. Joe, if you could count up
the number of hoodies that have been stolen from you,
what would that be?

Speaker 3 (01:49:31):
Well, good morning everybody.

Speaker 20 (01:49:33):
First off, well hello lady that I'm on here.

Speaker 2 (01:49:35):
I'm glad you're here.

Speaker 20 (01:49:37):
I've been listening to you guys since I'm like fourteen.

Speaker 5 (01:49:39):
This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:49:40):
I know we're old and ancient. Thanks for rubbing that in. No,
you're not. Joe, all right, So how many how many
hoodies have you had stolen from you?

Speaker 20 (01:49:51):
I probably had, honestly about a dozen hood from you
in college. Like by the end of my college years,
I had no hoodies left.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
That means you had a lot of girls in college
years or guys, whatever it is.

Speaker 20 (01:50:04):
I would even say that almost I would say, like
my one previous ex girlfriend stole all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:50:09):
Oh oh my god. Well wait, but now she's an
action and she had hold one gone she's an axe
and she has like a dozen of your hoodies she
got away with her.

Speaker 20 (01:50:19):
No if she still has them, but I would like
some of them back, which would be nice, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
But if you call her or text her or whatever
to get your hoodies back, that means you're reaching out
to connect, and so you can't do it. You gotta
let them go. You got to write them off, right.

Speaker 20 (01:50:33):
That is very true. That is very very true.

Speaker 2 (01:50:37):
Anyway, So there you go. So when they stole your hoodies,
were you? Was it like a badge of honor for you?
I mean, is that a good thing?

Speaker 3 (01:50:46):
No?

Speaker 20 (01:50:46):
Because I actually really liked the hoodies and I went
to school in Albany, so you really needed those that way.

Speaker 9 (01:50:51):
Oh yeah, guys need to start having a stockpile of
crappy hoodies and then you leave those out so that
they're available for stealing and hide your good ones.

Speaker 2 (01:50:59):
There you go, Alison, Line eight. Then we got to
roll on.

Speaker 8 (01:51:01):
Hey Alison, Hey, you know that I just donated a
bag a couple of months ago, earlier this year that
was full of stolen hoodies.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Wait, wait, hold on? How many? How many stolen hood
hoodies were in this bag? You donated?

Speaker 15 (01:51:19):
I'm gonna go with half.

Speaker 16 (01:51:20):
It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:51:23):
Okay. So was it a need to move on in
your life for you now have a solid relationship with someone,
so you you want these hoodies out out of the way.
I mean, was there a psychological reason you needed to
get rid of them or you just wanted to donate them?

Speaker 8 (01:51:36):
They were so old and I didn't need them anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:51:39):
And they were from guys that don't talk to you.

Speaker 8 (01:51:41):
They were all scuvenirs.

Speaker 2 (01:51:43):
I got you. Had you washed? Had you washed them?
And did it? Was it like a bag full of
different voice smells?

Speaker 3 (01:51:50):
No, No, I washed them.

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
Okay, if you wash them, then you cleared. You cleared
the guy out. They're gone. You're good.

Speaker 19 (01:51:59):
I had an idea, doesn't need anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
What's your idea, Danielle, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
We start a store and it's just a little store,
and all it is is people that donate the hoodies
they have stolen, and then we sell Dina's candle as well,
and we either call it stolen hoodies or my ex
boyfriend's hoodie.

Speaker 10 (01:52:17):
This is it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
We're gonna make so much money.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
But the key, the key is you can't wash them.
They have to still smell like the boy stinky stinky hoodies,
think you hoodies? Stinky hoodies. That's the name of it,
stinky hoodies. Oh my gosh, you're brilliant. This is like
the time you came up with rent a gate. I'm excited, Alison.
We've got to roll. Thank you for calling, and I'm
glad that you got rid of those hoodies. It's time
to move on. It's time to start collecting a new
a new bunch. Okay yours o Wow? Well, hold on, Nate,

(01:52:47):
can we send Alison a hoodie? Do does it have
to smell like me? You don't want that. It smells
like pancake syrup and desperation. Okay, hold on, hold on,
We'll send her a dirty hoodie. Okay. I've never giving
away a dirty piece of clothing before I did, but
I can't. I'm not soiling them. They just wear them scary.

(01:53:07):
I don't soil my clothing.

Speaker 6 (01:53:10):
Is such a gross word.

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
That's disgusting. It's like, I'm like, I'm all right, we
have to move on.

Speaker 6 (01:53:20):
Yes, another week, and here we go into the day.
Cal Vista ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back, don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody, everybody,