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Speaker 1 (00:01):
He said, Elizter Wran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Tell me about this nightclub called Zamboni in New York City.
Oh is this even legal? I mean, I don't even
know if there's a problem, but anyway, go ahead, tell
him the story.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Okay, So a story broke, maybe like a week or
two ago, about a nightclub called Zamboni. They're calling it
a luxury nightclub here in the city where they've decided
that there is one zodiac sign they will not allow in.
And it is because they've realized that every time there
is a fight or a brawl of some sort, the
person responsible is that zodiac sign. So they said, just

(00:38):
to make it easy and have a good time and
make sure we're all safe. These people are not allowed
in there anymore. And I wanted guesses from you guys
as to which zodiac sign that was, because it actually
surprised me. I would have guess Scorpio. What's wrong with
Scorpio's gemin I would have been my second guest, you
know what, jem.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
And I would have been my first guest because I'm
married to Jemini. I would never let him in my nightclub.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I don't know which, which which zodiac sign is Aries.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Dan, yell, you're out. That's my sign.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
I'm very nice. I don't cause problems in the club.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
If one of us supposed to get in a bar fight,
I'd put my money on you.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
So they're saying Aries in their experience as a club
and you know, fights and skirmishes in the club, they
knew they were. How do they know they were all aries?
They checked their ID.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Well, they've got their idea. I'm sure if people are
getting arrested, they take a look, see what's going on
over there.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
So they're saying Aries causes the most most turmoil in
a club.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Because of that, they're band.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
It means I have to go get a fake idea
if I'm an Aries, if I want to go to.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Zamboni, maybe Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'd like to know if they're really sticking to this
or if they just you know, are using it as Hey,
if we suspect something in your ariage, you're out. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
I've had one club fight and it wasn't my What
was years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Happens happens to the best of us.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, I see. Look, I'm not really a big believer
in people. You know with the profile of a person
in there the way they are because of their sign.
But we do see some some connections, like I'm a
Leo and they say that Leo's are a bunch of
a holes. We're controlling a holes. Okay, I'll give you that.

(02:19):
And what is your sign?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Gandhi, I'm Sagittarius, and I mean, if you were to
look at the characteristics of the Sagittary eye, it's it's
spot on. We are flighty and we cannot be pinned down.
We like to have a good time, maybe sometimes too
honest for our own good. There's a lot that I'm like, oh, okay,
I see that.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
And Danielle as an Aris, you are known as no idea.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Okay, I've never really I've never really looked into it.
I like the Aris sign because I feel like my
dad gives me signs with that sign, but I've never
honestly even looked to see what an aries is.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
So so I know that my best match, according to
the signs, is a Aries man who apparently are insane.
And this makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 8 (03:03):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Insanity. There you are a club that says you cannot
come in. I mean, you get there and they can
and they look No Aries, No, Daniel.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
This is totally you. What is a go getter who
balances work and personal life. You can switch from a
homebody to a knight on the town easily. That's totally you.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
That is totally mean.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
That is totally you.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, and most likely to cause a fight at another Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
And Diamond says, hands down, this is the right choice.
That aries are the worst, that they are menaces.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
And they turn out well, turn on Diamond, Diamond, why
are you saying that?

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Well, my dad is in Aries, and so is my sister,
and so is my best friend. Now that I'm thinking
about it, all three of them have one thing in common.

Speaker 9 (03:44):
What they lose it at the drop.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Of a dime.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Like I'm saying like one to ten within thirty seconds,
and then they calm right back down like nothing ever happened.
I'm like, no, no, I totally get it. That is me.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
I like, I will get so upset, and then like
five minutes later, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Can we pretend that didn't happen?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And everyone around He's like walking around like what happened
to that? You're a mad one minute and they're like okay,
say what for dinner?

Speaker 5 (04:13):
A gold fish around the boat.

Speaker 10 (04:16):
Dust hasn't even settled in the room. And then I
was like, yeah, everything's great.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
What happened? Well, so where'd you get that as description?
Where they come from?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I just googled it, I said, aries female traits and
this is what Google kicked.

Speaker 9 (04:27):
Back to me.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay, look at Leo, tell me more about me.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Traits of a Leo man. And it does matter which
gender you are. You are loyal, creative, protective, possessive, stubborn, confident, passionate, charismatic.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Okay, so hear me out all those descriptors you just
gave us. Yeah, would that describe all of us? I
mean pretty much. No, No, but that definitely described you
for sure.

Speaker 11 (04:55):
And that's not nearly as bad as a scorpio. Can
we get back to scorpio?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Because of what's wrong with scorpios?

Speaker 12 (05:00):
The scorpio one fiery, jealousy anger.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
They are not just see I thought I thought that
of Gemini. Okay, read scorpio young male man or female?
Which one man? Which you know we can't do. BET's
just do one of the other. I'm the male, all.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Right, I'm gonna give it to you. Froggy because you
are the male. It says that you are intense, scary, secretive, sexual, sensual, deep,
and vengeful.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
God I agree, I'm all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
You do, I don't think so. I mean some of it,
but not all of them.

Speaker 10 (05:35):
If you screw me over, I'll screw you back, no problem.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Go to line twenty cametra See is this camtra it
is okay? So you say absolutely if you own that
night club called Zamboni, you would not allow aries in
your nightclub either?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Why is that absolutely not? I don't blame them one bit.
The most toxic sign that I know is aries. If
you want listen, they are arrogant. They're arrogant and narcissistic

(06:14):
and so drama filled.

Speaker 13 (06:18):
And I am not.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Any of those things. I don't know who you're dealing.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
With over aw, I mean, isn't it easy for us now,
hear me out? Isn't it easy for us to to
make this kind of judgment because we've had we've been
burned by one person who so happened to have been
an aries? Or are you talking about dozens of people
you know who are aries and they're all a bunch
of idiots?

Speaker 6 (06:41):
Well?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Uh, I have a very personal connection to an Aries.

Speaker 14 (06:46):
And he.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Is so toxic and he's angry all the time, but volatile.
The drop of a hat, e goes right to twenty
prison right now?

Speaker 14 (07:03):
If that, if.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
That means anything, well, hope he's hope he's calming down
in the prison. Now he's in prison. I wonder if prisoners.
I woulder if most incarcerated people are aries. Can we
do a study?

Speaker 15 (07:18):
All right?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Well, look, look, I'm not gonna say you're wrong, Cometra,
because obviously your experience with Aries has been awful, and
I'm glad that you're on a better path without this
guy in your life. So good for you. You're very welcome, Kmetra,
thank you for listening. What's that name? I just wondering, Okay,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 15 (07:35):
What so her ex is in prison? Do you think
his cellmate was concerned about his sign?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Right? Like, oh god, he's an Aries. I don't want
to be bunking with him at that point that we
don't have much of us say so, all right?

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is Sandra so online nineteen? Yeah? No, Sandra, you are
an Aries and you totally get it. You're agree with
Cametra the last caller that your your toxic and.

Speaker 14 (08:01):
All right, well no, now she threw out some fighting words,
but I will say in general, I'm kind of a
dick and I know it about myself, you know, all right,
So I think, yes, do.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
You blame the sign the stars for you being that?
Or do you take a little responsibility because maybe that's
on you also?

Speaker 14 (08:24):
You know, I mean, I think, all right, I will
blame my dad a little bit because he's a dick.
We'll start there for fourting finger, and I will also
say I'm a very self aware jerk, so it's like,
it's maybe not the sign, it's me, but I fall
into the aries category. So I understand we're fiery. I'm

(08:45):
zero to hero like they're saying. You know, it's one
of those things where I will snap at you and
then two seconds later I'm like, so, I'm what's going on?
How's the weather today?

Speaker 11 (08:55):
You know?

Speaker 16 (08:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
No, Now, are you the kind of Sandra? Are you
the kind of person that would say, hey, don't cross me.
You don't even know how mad I could get, or
you have even heard mad yet I'm gonna let you know,
I mean, do you because because you know they're about
to push a button on you. And so you're like,
you need to back off. I'm warning you.

Speaker 14 (09:20):
You know, I think the older I get, yes, young
me would have been very much. So go ahead and
look at the chart and you can figure it out
on your own. But at this point, I think for
my own inner piece and the fact that I know
that my rage is so present that I do kind
of try to say listen, I'm gonna walk away. But
if they choose to stick around, that's on them.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, I like that you start to push my buttons.
I'm gonna look at you and then I and go,
you know what, I'm warning.

Speaker 14 (09:46):
You you have Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Know I am. I am caged heat.

Speaker 14 (09:52):
It's like I don't want to be a jerk, but
you know, it's just it's there and it creeps out
when you push me.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Wow. Okay, well thanks for the warning. And I love
I love your self awareness. It's it's very enlightening. I
love that. And I'm not going to mess with you.
We're gonna we're gonna like nothing you see here on
the phone.

Speaker 14 (10:12):
Right as I'm cussing you out in my head, I'm going,
please stop that.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Why are you doing that?

Speaker 14 (10:16):
Please don't do that to them?

Speaker 13 (10:17):
But it's just continues, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
All right, Sondra, the Aries, We're gonna leave you it on,
have a great day and let's not poke them.

Speaker 17 (10:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (10:23):
You guys are awesome. I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Thank you for not hurting us. Thank you, carry on,
and there you go. I never knew before this conversation,
before this nightclub edict saying no one can come in
if different areas. I didn't even know there was a
problem with the Aries until now either. And there you go.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
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Speaker 2 (10:45):
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Speaker 2 (10:58):
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Speaker 19 (11:00):
You're so appreciated and I love you.

Speaker 14 (11:02):
Guys so much.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
All right, let's get into some fresh horoscopes for Wednesday.
The stars never lie on Wednesday. Who are you doing
your horoscopes with today?

Speaker 9 (11:11):
How about Scotty b How.

Speaker 20 (11:13):
About Scotty Bee? All right, Snotty, Let's go a lot
of birthdays today. If it's your birthday, you share it
with Margot, Robbie, Lindsey Lohan, Ashley Tisdale, Larry David and
soweety wow, sweety cheap record. The challenge ahead will require
some help. Don't be too proud to accept. Your day
is a seven Aquarius.

Speaker 21 (11:31):
You do a lot of reflecting and a lot of planning.
Spend time in the now today.

Speaker 9 (11:35):
Your day's an eight Pisces.

Speaker 20 (11:37):
You're too clever to be fooled. If someone is giving
you a strange feeling, listen to it. Your days of
nine aries.

Speaker 21 (11:43):
Your younger self is so impressed with some of the
risks you've taken, so keep making them proud.

Speaker 9 (11:48):
Your days an eight Taurus.

Speaker 20 (11:49):
Manage those expectations. Setting them too high leaves a lot
of room for disappointment. Your day is a six Gemini.

Speaker 21 (11:56):
Wanting to give up will make you all the more
proud of yourself for press sing forwards. So trudge through
your day's.

Speaker 20 (12:02):
Of ten cancer. The sky is not the limit. Your
belief is Believe that you can do more, and you'll
get there. Your day is a nine Leo.

Speaker 21 (12:10):
Quit something that deserves to be dropped. You're not giving up,
You're reprioritizing.

Speaker 9 (12:14):
Your day's a seven Virgo.

Speaker 20 (12:16):
Are you moving the right way or have you gotten stagnant?
Refresh your goals for yourself. Your day is a nine
a Libra.

Speaker 21 (12:23):
Your heart knows what it wants, so you can't be
afraid to follow it.

Speaker 9 (12:25):
Your day's a six Scorpio.

Speaker 20 (12:27):
Standing up for yourself is hard, but if you don't
respect your own boundaries, others won't either.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Your day is a five.

Speaker 21 (12:33):
And finally, Sagittarius, life is not a race, it's a rhythm.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
So find your own beat and dance confidently.

Speaker 9 (12:39):
Your day's an eight.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
And those are Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
You know what, I it's so hard to keep up
with the adventures of Froggy and Lisa. It's like I
feel like I know Ricky and Lucy Ricardo. I mean,
they are the Ricardos of Jacksonville. That so when my
phone rings in the afternoon and it's Froggy, I know
when I pig it up up He's His first thing
out of his mouth is always let me ask you

(13:02):
a question. Yesterday's was this I've seen Froggy. I'm like, hey, Frog,
what's up? Hey, let me ask you a question. So
I know that Lise is right next to him. So
one of my chores in the house is to vacuum,
but we got a room ba so that does most
of the work. So now Lisa thinks she has to
add another chore to my list because now the room

(13:25):
ball took that one off my list. Yeah no, I'm like, really,
this is today's Ricky and Lucy fight.

Speaker 21 (13:33):
What.

Speaker 10 (13:34):
No, it's not. I'm not adding into the chore because
I have to manage the room. But and here's what
else I did. I went on the app and I
named the room ba Froggy. So when it when it vacuums,
it says Froggy is vacuuming technical exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Okay, So I have to manage it.

Speaker 10 (13:51):
And for anybody, I'll tell you, okay, well somebody gave
us this room, but I'd never had one before, so no,
you have to go around and tell it like this
an obstacle. Is it a temporary obstacle? You have to
pick up things. I pick up things off.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
The floor first, so it does. It's time.

Speaker 10 (14:05):
So there are things that you have to do to
manage it. So I do that, and that is involved
in the vacuuming. So it's not like I don't do anything.
I'm still doing something. So you're not adding anymore to
my list? Sorry, not happening, am I right?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Scary.

Speaker 12 (14:17):
You are right.

Speaker 11 (14:18):
I just got one as well, and I'm learning about it.
And yes, you must actually go into after it's finished vacuuming.
You have to actually look at the pictures that it
hit while it was doing the sweeping.

Speaker 12 (14:27):
You're like, wait a second, that's an obstacle.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
It's not blah blah blah. Hold on, guys. As soon
as you have it all set up, it's set up
for life.

Speaker 12 (14:34):
It's done.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
This is not a daily management for the rest of
your lives. No, not necessarily in the way. What does
she want to add to your list? What new chore
where you're.

Speaker 10 (14:46):
Going to receive I don't even know. I don't even
I'm sure it's one of hers. I'm sure it's something
that she does. She even wants me to do, because
we split the things evenly, so I do things, she
does things. It's very you know, it's very fifty to fifty.
It's fine. But I'm not. But but I didn't. I
still have to manage this thing. It's an undertaking, and
I'm not going to take on more responsibility while she
shirks hers.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
That's what I don't think. You know, I'm all in
charge of rewinding the VHS tapes in my house. How
that while it's very time consumed. A friend of mine like,
if anyone calls me and says hey or text me
and says, hey, we need to have a meeting and
we'll meet you in the zoom room, and I'm like,

(15:25):
can we just talk on the phone. I don't want to.
I don't want to look at a camera.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
I will if I'm the first one to the meeting,
I will leave the meeting. Say there's like a meeting
with like a client or the salespeople or whatever. I'll
go on and it says you're the first to the
meeting waiting for them, Like, oh no, I'm not. And
I go away and I come back a couple of
minutes later, because I don't want to be the first
one sitting there.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Like a dummy. Wait. With conference calls, you call the
number and then you punch in your code and it's
like you were the first conference.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I'll call back. I'm not going to sit here and
just wait. And then you hear You're like, who's there?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Identify yourself?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, scary.

Speaker 12 (16:12):
Tell you.

Speaker 11 (16:12):
What makes me nervous is when as the meeting is
coming to an end, I'm like, all right, we're gonna leave, okay,
And then I leave and I say all right, I'm
out of here, and they say, hey, you guys, stay
on the call. Scary, you can go, because I immediately
think that they're going to be talking about me behind
my back, Like wait a second, what was it that
couldn't have been said in front of me that now

(16:33):
you want it?

Speaker 12 (16:33):
You want to talk behind my back? Oh, I'm exiting
the meeting.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well, they're probably saying that we're going to keep meeting,
but we're meeting on stuff that doesn't pertain to you,
and you don't want to waste your time being or.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
They're talking about me behind my.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Back, that's it, okay talking about let's talk about them.
I doubt it's happening that way. No offense.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
The best thing to do, scary is just turn your
video off like you know that, and then they think
you're God.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
If they don't check the.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Parts, they think you're a creep. Turned your video camera off.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
No you don't know, because you don't. No, you don't know.
I'm still there. It looks like I'm on.

Speaker 10 (17:04):
Unless you have the unless you have the participant window open,
you can't see me right now, I.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Don't see I don't see Froggy in the zoom room, all.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Right, I see him? Would you see him off lurking?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
His screen? Yeah, screen, very creepy.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Turn that Mike is on the twenty four hit twenty
four scary. Hi Mike, Hey, how are you guys?

Speaker 22 (17:27):
Well?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
You know what we're doing? Well, thank you for asking.
And in this world of room buzz, I don't have one.
But if I had one, I'd have to give it
a name like Froggy named his Froggy, so he's technically
still vacuut Uh did you name your room by anything special?

Speaker 13 (17:41):
I absolutely did, dust Bin Bieber, Dustin.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Bieber, he would be so honored, I'm sure, Dustin Baber.
How long have you had your room, Bob?

Speaker 14 (17:55):
Only for a couple of months.

Speaker 13 (17:56):
But that's the first thing I named it, first thing
I thought of.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Do we like it? Do we like the room by?

Speaker 12 (18:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
What about the dogs? The dogs? Okay with it?

Speaker 10 (18:05):
The dogs At first mine were freaked out by it.
One was the rocky was he doesn't really care Rex.
He follows it around as it works. It's like I
don't really know if it's so, it's good or bad.
But he's not afraid of it. But it doesn't work.
You know, it works well, and I'm doing the vacuum becausig.
We've heard stories.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
We've heard stories Mike where if your dog poo's on
the floor in the room but gets it, it smears
it all over the house.

Speaker 10 (18:27):
Oh, but now they've got the dog poop guarantee that
it won't it won't get that. If it does, they'll
give you a new room, buta and repair anything that
it damages.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Who's gonna come clean the dog poop?

Speaker 22 (18:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
By the way, if you go to YouTube, there's so
many videos of dogs riding their roomba.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
The room BA has taken over our lives. Mike, thank
you have a beautiful day, and thanks for listening to us.
You tell Dustin Bieber, we said, YEO is up?

Speaker 14 (18:51):
Well, thank you guys. Have a good one you too.

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Danielle has this moment. She screams to the room, I
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Speaker 3 (19:34):
You did because I.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Keep for some I guess you know, Instagram knows your
algorithm whatever, and I must be looking at a lot
of baby animals lately, and so now all of a sudden,
I'm getting these baby gold videos and.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
They're so cute.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
And the one that came up today's she has a
little bow on her head, and I'm like, I want
a baby goat.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
And then scary as.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
The blurt out, guess what, I just hate a baby goat?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Really, he said really. In the DR and Dominican Republic,
he said, they call it Dominican lamb.

Speaker 12 (20:02):
Yeah, that's exactly what it was.

Speaker 11 (20:04):
The guy said, well, but it's goat. No, Yeah, Well
that's the thing. See the crazy thing is they said
it's Dominican. They call it Dominican lamb. Okay, we're sitting
there and it shows up looking like beef in a stew.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
So you just you just ate what looked like beef
they call lamb, but it's goat. It tasted like beef too.

Speaker 11 (20:25):
It looked and tasted like beef and had all these
other it had sharks in it, and I'm eating it
and then I'm like, halfway through the meal, I'm like, so,
this doesn't.

Speaker 12 (20:33):
Look like lamb. When I think of lamb, I think
of lamb chops.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
So I said, so what is this?

Speaker 11 (20:37):
And we googled it and it says it translated to
baby goat.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
It was a picture cute baby goat. I'm like, okay,
so I ate goat. There's and by the way, that's
not unusual. And you know, because I you know what
in the Mexican Mexican culture, we would eat cabrito all
the time, which it was. It was the ribs of
the goat, right, it.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Was delicious all the time.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
A lot of people eat go Danielle. But Danielle is like,
well wait, I want a baby goat.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
And you're not coming over to visit him. But I'm
afraid of you.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Scary brought his chef to visit your goat. I feel
a culture now, that I try. You know what, I'll
have it again. And they did good. That's good, and
I can we can all feel your excitement. Uh, And
that's it, you know. That's why I insist people travel
to other countries try other people's cuisine. You don't even
have to travel to other countries. You can buy it here.
You can go to queens right here in New York

(21:33):
and oh my gosh, you can get some great food
from such a diverse number of different cultures. And you
got to do it. And I love that that you're
excited about it, even though you called it beef lamb
and goat.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
And you shattered Danielle's dream.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Right, Okay, well that's you can get that everywhere too.

Speaker 14 (21:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
What what, Nate?

Speaker 15 (21:56):
I think I was like thirty five when I realized
that a cornish game is actually just a baby chicken.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Did you guys know this?

Speaker 6 (22:03):
Why?

Speaker 15 (22:04):
I thought it was like a little bird that that
like ran around the forest.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay, what about this last time you ordered squab? You
don't know what a squab is. Go down to the
street in New York City. They're walking around everywhere exactly.
They gotta call it something other than what it is
because you wouldn't order it if you said.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
We take the pigeons, Well you.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Could order pigeon. That's okay.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Well, I think that extra dirty ones.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
And they call anything baby anything nobody baby the baby.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
At least give them a chance.

Speaker 9 (22:39):
Give the guys that.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
What isn't that what mutton is like?

Speaker 15 (22:43):
It's like an old it's old sheep that's in a
shed for like three You.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Don't feel as bad.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
At least that, at least that mutton had a life.

Speaker 12 (22:55):
Everybody talks about. I think you gotta go for the
mutton chop. It's an old, cheap hanging.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Hanging sheets. It's been around, tastes.

Speaker 15 (23:05):
I think it ages or something. He does it with
the proteins right elves or something.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I don't I don't know. I'm not gonna. I'm not
gonna say because I don't know. I'm not gonna sit
here and make stuff up. I don't know. I don't know.
I've I've eaten mutton. I don't know. I can't look.
I don't know. It has uh it has a grape overtones.
I taste vanilla and I taste smoke. I'm gonna I know,

(23:29):
taste taste like an old mutton. But I'm so glad
that you try you you tried different food. I love that.
I love that. But I remember we were in we
were in France once and we went to this restaurant
and uh that's known for serving off all which were
awful whatever you want to pronounce it, which is usually
everything within the animal, right from snoop to poot as

(23:54):
they call it, from the from the nose to the butthole.
And so they they did offer us horse. And I
know that a lot of cultures eat horse. I just
I couldn't. I couldn't do it. I drew. I drew
the line. I could not because I grew up with horses,
like I can't eat those. But you know, but you know,
we all, we all grew up eating beef. But let's
talk about cultures that would never eat the sacred cow. Yeah,

(24:17):
exactly exactly. But do you eat beef?

Speaker 16 (24:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, gandhi every now and then. Okay, I go through
phases where I don't eat meat at all for a
long time, and I think after this conversation, I may
have to go back to that. O.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Uh yeah, what line? Just tell me, Okay, Jessica, let's
talk to Jessica. Oh gosh, what a day. Hello Jessica,
how you doing?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Hello?

Speaker 17 (24:41):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
We're doing okay, just having a conversation about meat, and
you wanted to add, you've eaten goat. It's not unusual,
by the way, but it was unusual when you first
ate it.

Speaker 24 (24:53):
I'm sure, well, yes, my boyfriends from Puerto Rico. So
he's like, yeah, sure, well where he was looking for
lamb couldn't find it, so he got goat.

Speaker 25 (25:03):
I didn't really know what I was.

Speaker 24 (25:04):
Eating, right, And then I was telling my friends that
I ate something. I didn't know what it was, and
I couldn't think of.

Speaker 17 (25:11):
The worst goats, so I told her it was donkey,
and she.

Speaker 24 (25:13):
Thought it was even funnier.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Okay, we're having jackass for dinner.

Speaker 25 (25:20):
But no, it actually was very good.

Speaker 24 (25:23):
I didn't know the difference between beefs and soaps.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And there you go. Now, have you ever eaten rabbit?

Speaker 14 (25:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I have not. See I love rabbit. You know, if
you go to Italy, you or the Connelio or Cornelio,
or you go to uh France, order lapine, it's rabbit.
Then they serve it it's you know, stewed or whatever.
I love it. But Gandhi, when you go to the

(25:50):
grocery store in Italy, I mean they have they like
rabbits sitting in you know, right next to the stakes
right there.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
It's a little bunny food food.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I'm sure.

Speaker 26 (25:56):
What were you saying, Jessica, There is a lot of
little bones.

Speaker 12 (26:02):
Yeah, very succulent. So good.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
I'll have any scary calm down. Well, thank you for
listening to us, Jessica. You have a great day, and
it's okay, eat that goat? Bye bye, thank you. Take care.
Uh what what's that name? I've eaten horse? Have you
guys had horse? Well, we just talked about it. I no,
I drew the line of horse. I will not eat it.

Speaker 15 (26:25):
I had it in Iceland because I guess that's something
they farm there.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Okay, it was terrible. I will never eat a horse.
So now hold on, you've eaten bad beef before? Maybe
it was the chef.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Is it a tough meat like very che very cheaty.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Okay, all right, well this was a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Oh my god, can I go back to eating donkeys?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
No, we can't.

Speaker 18 (26:57):
In the morning show, Elvis terran in the Morning Show,
so we're.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Just sitting around comparing ways that our mind is blown.
So I'm sitting here in Santa Fe to Mexico, and
Nate is sitting there in Manhattan, New York, New York City.
He goes on his phone, sends me a document and
pushes send, and it immediately prints on a printer here

(27:30):
seventeen hundred miles away.

Speaker 15 (27:31):
Seriously, doesn't that just blow your mind? Because you were
in the zoom room, right and you go, oh, somebody's
printing something, and I had literally just clicked it.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Mind blown. It's so funny how you're so amazed.

Speaker 21 (27:49):
You know.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Then I looked it up.

Speaker 15 (27:50):
You are one thousand, seven hundred and sixty two miles away, and.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
It was like a split second that I exact that button.
You know, in a big room full of TV monitors
somewhere in Houston, they can push a button and then
a hatch opens on a spacecraft up on the moon.
Is that crazy? It's mind blown?

Speaker 9 (28:13):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
It is true. We live in a world of miracles, right.

Speaker 9 (28:17):
The thing is is it's.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Okay. For instance, Gandhi was saying her mind is blown
how radio works.

Speaker 9 (28:26):
You're just talking to.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
A microphone and somehow all these millions of people can
hear it.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Yeow, it's so crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
There there's an explanation. Our mind is blown when we
really don't know the answer because we know it works.
I think my mind is blown every time I turn
a light switch on and a light comes on my right.
If you really stop down and look at everything that
you deal with on a day to day basis, your
mind should be blown constantly.

Speaker 24 (28:49):
It is.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
I text my mother in law who lives in France,
and she gets it and writes back right away.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
I'm like, how the heck does that work? Oh, it's not.

Speaker 12 (28:58):
It's blow.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Time I sit on an airplane and I feel it
take off, I just think, how did they figure this out?

Speaker 13 (29:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
So you're sitting there and you can actually look at
your window and the engine, you know, the jet engine
is right there, like outside your window, and it just
looks like this big round thing. So obviously it's like
sucking super super hard to make you fly because it
makes you go forward, right, So the suction must be
mind blowing get you in the air, and then you

(29:30):
stay in the air until you land. Most time, Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 10 (29:35):
How does a ship float like if you still If
I throw something heavy in the water, it sinks to
the bottom. But they can build a big old ship
and put all this stuff on it and it floats.
I don't made it out of steel.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I can't have that.

Speaker 10 (29:47):
But it's made out of steel. Throw a steel in
the water, it sinks to the bottom.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
But it's sealed though it's it's a buoyancy. Is that
the word? I don't know. I don't know what makes it.
Don't know mind what's scary?

Speaker 11 (29:58):
I don't understand for people, pets, how I could be
in a room over here and I could press a
button on my phone and in my house a pet
treat spits out of a machine.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
It's to my dog. Okay, we can stop playing the
bomb sound.

Speaker 10 (30:16):
What about a thermost? You put something cold in there,
it keeps it cold. You put something hot in there,
it keeps it hot.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
I think, I think, I sort of under I think
I sort of understand the principle behind the thermis. Why
you got to mess up my mind?

Speaker 22 (30:30):
Blow?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Nadine is online one she agrees with Gandhi. Gandhi, what
I mean, not, Nadine? What blows your mind?

Speaker 17 (30:39):
Plane?

Speaker 26 (30:40):
Like?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Come on, how how is that possible?

Speaker 27 (30:43):
I'm I was flying the other day and I'm like,
this is not this doesn't feel okay.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, if you stop and think about it, it freaks
you out. So it's best. It's just best just to
sit there and not think about it.

Speaker 12 (30:56):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
It's like, what's going on here? Anyway? Yes, it's a miracle.

Speaker 22 (31:03):
How can that happen?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
We don't know? I mean we do. I mean, I
mean there is a scientific principle behind it, right, I mean,
but we just don't.

Speaker 27 (31:13):
Dad likes to say it's just basic physics, Nadine.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I guess it is basic. I can't guess what. I
can't even get basic psychic physics, psychics. I can't say it.
Psychics and physics they look alike those two words. Anyway,
Thank you, Nadine. I agree, How do please fly? It's best.
We just don't know, you know what I'm saying. All right,
there you go, And okay, So we were using ways

(31:37):
the other day in the car caution there's a car
on the side of the road up here. Well obviously
someone before me on the road, you know, entered it
to let me know. Thank you. How does that work?

Speaker 5 (31:49):
But how does it know?

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Like when there is a construction going on and people
reporting no, but not the ones that report not ways
like say Google, Google Maps or something like that. To
me amazing, Like they knew there was going to be
this construction.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
They took away another way. How do they know.

Speaker 12 (32:07):
To begin with?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Right, Maybe it's best we just I think I understand
the principle of how GPS works, but I can't explain
it to you, Stephanie. On line twenty four, and then
we've got a roll because this is the ultimate how
does it work? Go ahead, Stephanie, mind blown for you?

Speaker 28 (32:20):
What babies?

Speaker 22 (32:23):
How are they?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You know exactly?

Speaker 22 (32:26):
But I don't understand like you just I guess have
such one day and then it just I don't know.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
It's just amazing, right, finger, the toes, the nose, the ears,
it all develops inside of you.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
How the hell does that come?

Speaker 25 (32:42):
This one's one single cell.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
It's just a miracle.

Speaker 29 (32:48):
I mean, I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Well, that's the thing at the whole point of this
conversation with Stephanie is if you stop and think about it,
it blows your mind.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
So it's like.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Babies who knew, you know, they've been having them for
many many years, long before we were here, and they'll
be having them long after we leave. Babies will continue,
the miracle will continue to roll. It's like, whoa, Okay,
I'm with you. I think that may be the ultimate
Stephanie babies. Who's with Stephanie on this one?

Speaker 9 (33:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
For sure?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Absolutely. And it's kind of messy and yucky if you
think about it, like, oh yeah, wait, you're gonna put
that in there and you're gonna do what? And then
what will fall out of me? I gotta push you what?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
And then wait?

Speaker 7 (33:27):
And then they grow up and you look at your
fifteen year old You go, dude, you were inside my
belly at one point.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
How the hell? Crazy?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah? Mind blown? All right, Stephanie, thanks for blowing our minds.
We appreciate it. Have a great day. Thank you for
listening to us.

Speaker 13 (33:42):
You too.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
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Speaker 1 (34:14):
Now mis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
So, yeah, unusual pets. But look, if you have a
pet you love and people give you greet a snake,
what are you doing with a snake? I mean, you know,
you should be free to have any kind of pet
you want, as long as it doesn't hurt you or
someone else, or it's an endangered pet that you should
not have at your house. There is that, But I
just I don't see what a snake. What do you

(34:38):
get out of a snake?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Okay, So I used to work with a guy who
kind of took his snake out for a walk. All yeah,
he had a giant boa and he used to take
her out for walks.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Not he wouldn't put it on the floor and let
it slither.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Well, yeah, but people walk with her.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Well, I mean, was there like like a leash? No,
can you put your snake on the leash?

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Do you just put it on his neck?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
No, just walked out in the yard slithered around. He'd
walk around.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
All right, here's what we need. I need for you
to text me if you have a pet that people
give you hell about it?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yes, and can you bring them to the studio play.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh my god, pet snake. I'm gonna take my snake
for a walk.

Speaker 9 (35:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
Now, when we had those turkeys in the studio and
we fed turkey, did the turkey did?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Was not nice? Hello is this Brittany?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yes, it is all right.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
So you don't have a doggie, you don't have a
kitty cat? You have a pet hedgehog? Yeahdhos Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Can you cuddle a hedgehog?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
He loves cuddling.

Speaker 26 (35:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (35:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I can see that a friend one had a hedgehog
and had a lot of a lot of good times
for that hedgehog.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
It's nice.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I have wanted a hedgehog for so long. But then
I googled hedgehog care and some things that you might
need to know about them, and it was terrifying. What
do you mean they're very high maintenance? Apparently?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Are they maintenance? Brittany?

Speaker 25 (35:53):
Not really?

Speaker 24 (35:56):
Mine, mine's very lazy.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Lazy hedgehog.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Well, they say that's one of the things to be
aware of because they have a propensity to be obese,
and then they can't roll into a ball, which they
like to do if they're scared or upset about something,
and then they get anxiety because they're obese.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Oh my gosh, I love.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
How you've did all the No, I looked it all up.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Apparently they also really like to climb, but they have
weak ankles and feet, so they get up really high
and then they break their legs on the way down.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Oh my god. Yeah, hold on now, Brittany. You know,
she says she learned these things, but you know for
a fact either this is true or not. I mean,
do you have a leg breaking hedgehog?

Speaker 23 (36:32):
No?

Speaker 14 (36:32):
I do not.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Okay, lazy, lazy hedge I think the key is to
have a lazy hedgehog. It doesn't climb all right, but
then he gets anxiety.

Speaker 24 (36:40):
He likes to climb, He likes to climb, but I
try not to make him climb.

Speaker 13 (36:44):
A lot his legs.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
It sounds like Brittany's having a very good time with
her hedgehog, and you're like making it sound like a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
She'll be an immobile if he was spry.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Maybe she just got she got a good hedgehog.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, you got a good hedgehog. How long have you
had your hedgehog?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
About two years?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (37:05):
How long did they live?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
How long did they live in captivity?

Speaker 14 (37:09):
Till about eight years?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
All right, thank you for listening. What what's your hedgehog's name?

Speaker 25 (37:15):
His name is Henry.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
You tell Henry, we said, hi, okay, I will.

Speaker 25 (37:21):
And you know what's funny is he eats cat food.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Of course we all do.

Speaker 14 (37:26):
Yeah, and he plays with cat toys. It's hilarious cat.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Toys, squeaky. All right, thank you, Brittany. There you go hedgehog. See,
not not that, not that unusual. Then you go talk
to Corey. Corey, how you doing.

Speaker 13 (37:38):
Hey, how they're going doing?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Okay doing okay? So, uh, you have a thing for snakes,
but you have an obsession with venomous snakes. They need
to be venomous. Why is that?

Speaker 13 (37:48):
I took an interest in them when I was real young,
and uh, it was it was something that I just, Uh,
I was always into. I kept the kind of the
basic ones that you could think of. I got into
the fall pythons and everything. And uh, a friend of
mine who kind of. He taught me everything I could
know about reptiles. I mentored with him for several years

(38:10):
on keeping venomous. He at one time had well over
one hundreds of different species.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Wow. Now have you ever been hit by one? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (38:20):
Yeah, I had two times on the index finger on
the right hand.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
So I mean, what do you do is suck it out?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah? They say that that's just something they did in
old country Western, I mean old Western films. Yeah, you
don't want to suck pretty much.

Speaker 13 (38:35):
You just need to get to the hospital as quick
as possible.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Right now, what kind of snake hit you?

Speaker 13 (38:41):
Copperhead?

Speaker 14 (38:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Oh yeah, we used to have copper heads. I used
to mow the yard and we had copper heads all
the day. But the lamar would chop their heads off.
I'd rather them die than me. Yeah, copperheads, they'll get you.

Speaker 11 (38:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (38:56):
Which.

Speaker 13 (38:57):
I also had a couple variable bush vipers as well.
They were a nicety little piece of work too.

Speaker 22 (39:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
I love that. It's not just snakes. They must be
venomous snakes, right.

Speaker 13 (39:13):
One of one of these days, I'd like to get
into keeping king kobra. But there are they're a whole
different ball game. How long they get?

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yeah, what are those spitting snakes?

Speaker 6 (39:23):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (39:25):
Zebra zebra spinners and different little like uh, spinning cobras.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yes, spinning cobras. They spit in your eye and you diet.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Okay, that's a good pet.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Whoa, I'm looking at a picture of a spinning cobra
and it looks like it's puking.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
No, you don't want to get spin on. When we
were in Africa, they have the black mom the mambo. Right.

Speaker 13 (39:47):
Oh, those things are vicious. That's actually one snake. I
don't think I'll ever keep well and let me.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Tell you, well, yeah, I don't think you would want
to do that. I mean they are aggressive, they come
after you, and they go at lightning speed. They're they're
objective for you to die.

Speaker 13 (40:02):
They can actually slither up to twelve miles an hour.

Speaker 22 (40:07):
That you have.

Speaker 13 (40:10):
At the moment just too but at my peak I
had probably close to ten.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Wow have they ever escaped?

Speaker 13 (40:19):
Funny story about that. So last year or two years ago,
when my girlfriend and I just got together, it was
about two or three months in we still had my
snakes in the room and at about one or two
in the morning. She goes to put her hand and
kind of fluff her pillow up and she hits something.

(40:41):
She looks back and it's my ten foot python.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Looked faces.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Happened to slither over.

Speaker 13 (40:52):
I just and she she yells at me and wakes
me up, and I look over.

Speaker 14 (40:56):
I'm just like, oh, look at that.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
It's always a fun time. At the same case, All right,
thank you, Corey, you and your your two venomous snakes
have a beautiful day to day. Thank you too. All
right by there's some people were just fascinating.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
You know.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Our friend ripped hal Matt from steting on the zoo.
He loves he loves loves snakes.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I love.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
I wouldn't keep a venomous one, though, because just on
the chance that they get out.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
What's scary.

Speaker 11 (41:21):
My friend has a pet rabbit in his office and
it chewed up my iPhone case when I left it
on the table. Yes, and by the way, those pellets
are hard to keep track of it, coach pellets.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Track of Why do you want to keep tracking from
the rabbit.

Speaker 12 (41:35):
All over the place and you don't know you're stepping on?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Hello Amy, Amy, So you're known you're you're known for
having some unusual pats as well. What what kind of
pets have you had around the house.

Speaker 29 (41:50):
Well, my mom let us bring home anything, and we
had a tarantula, a raccoon, a ferrot, and.

Speaker 11 (41:59):
A chin us.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Which one was your surprisingly your favorite, the raccoon and
the ferret. The raccoon, You say, see see Gandhi wants
a raccoon.

Speaker 29 (42:14):
Well, we were at Stony Brook Park in New York
and we saw that mom get hit by a car,
so out came We thought it was just that raccoon,
but there was a little baby and I ended up.

Speaker 17 (42:29):
Bringing it home with me.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
So how long did you have your raccoon?

Speaker 29 (42:35):
Probably about eight months before he got just two unruly?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, yeah, they are unruly. Gandhi wants two of them now.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I do I feel like they'll keep each other company
instead of being unruly.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
No, don't. Don't they like the curtains and the furniture
and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
My goal is to get it to place the star
on time, the Christmas tree, deep.

Speaker 29 (42:57):
Wine, everything. But we had we had a doberman at
the time, and the doberman, the ferret, and the raccoon
all used to snuggle in the dog beds.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
What about didn't snuggle?

Speaker 29 (43:14):
No, he didn't snuggle, but I used to put him
in my pocket and carry him around your friends.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
That all right? Well, thank you, Amy. Do you have
any pets now?

Speaker 11 (43:27):
Just a cat?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
All right? All right? You know it's good to have
like a mass appeal pet for a little while.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Massive pet.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
It's a massive peel pet, all right. I can't imagine
a raccoon. You don't need raccoon.

Speaker 22 (43:41):
I want.

Speaker 9 (43:41):
I'm so bad.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I didn't know you don't.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I picture it brushing my hair in the morning.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
No different view of what's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
They could brush your hair with a little little hands.

Speaker 18 (43:58):
Elvis Terran in the Morning show. You don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, the Elvis.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
All right, Froggy, we're so excited about your phone tap.
What's it all about?

Speaker 10 (44:14):
Our listener Jill writes in she wants to phone tap
her husband Robert. They're planning a big old vacation and
I call from the beach resort to let them know that, well,
we're going to have to move your reservation because.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
We're hosting a charity event that weekend. You know this
scenario always works out beautifully. Yeah it does. Yeah, when
you mess with people's vacation, you're really really asking for it.
Let's see what happened to today's Froggy phone tap. Yeah,
I'm looking for Robert Place.

Speaker 14 (44:41):
Yes, this is Robert.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I'm Robert. This is mister Lester from the resort. Was
calling in to speak of you about your upcoming vacation
that you have planned with us here. Yeah, what do
you mean there's twelve of you booked three separate rooms. Ye,
your planation.

Speaker 14 (44:59):
So okay, I've got it.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
We're going to need to move you back by one week.

Speaker 14 (45:04):
No, that's unacceptable. I'm sorry. No that that can't happen.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
No, well, in the in the in the fine print
that you have unacceptable.

Speaker 13 (45:11):
I read the fine print of my reservation.

Speaker 24 (45:13):
We're a company that just yours wouldn't sit me over.

Speaker 13 (45:16):
So I paid way too much money for this.

Speaker 14 (45:18):
It's not going to happen.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Look, I'm way too busy to deal with this right now,
so regulation stays as it is.

Speaker 13 (45:23):
By I gotta go.

Speaker 14 (45:27):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yes, I I believe we were disconnected. Robert, this is mister.

Speaker 27 (45:33):
Right now, I really have time to really speak with you.

Speaker 19 (45:35):
I understand what I already made my intentions perfectly clear
with you.

Speaker 10 (45:38):
Well, we'll make this very quick. I just need to
move your dates by one week now. I we did
also want to tell you we have a sister property.

Speaker 13 (45:44):
We're not moving date.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Excuse me, it's not on the beach, but we would
be no more. Excuse me. Did you read the fine
prints on your reservation?

Speaker 21 (45:52):
Robert?

Speaker 13 (45:53):
No, no, no, your fine print?

Speaker 14 (45:55):
All right?

Speaker 13 (45:56):
My room's already paid for.

Speaker 14 (45:57):
I've already done the pre pay.

Speaker 13 (45:58):
I've already taken care of everything.

Speaker 10 (46:00):
Will I and T this's across well, Robert, if you
show up on those days, you will not have a
room to sleep in.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Robert, No, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
I'm the paying customer.

Speaker 14 (46:07):
I own you right now.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
It dates are mine.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
I'm in charge here. You show up, there'll be no room.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Now your job is going to be gone, but this
place is going to be shut it up by the
end of the year.

Speaker 13 (46:17):
Come on, Tuger, that's what you got, bitch.

Speaker 10 (46:18):
Come on, dcbbm A is going to be here that weekend.
Have you ever heard of the cbbm A.

Speaker 22 (46:24):
Oh what the hell that is?

Speaker 14 (46:26):
And know I ever heard of it?

Speaker 10 (46:27):
That's the children bitten by Mosquito's Association. They're going to
be here having their annual meeting that weekend. It's a
very noble cause that our president here at the resort
is very much about.

Speaker 22 (46:37):
I have a room.

Speaker 14 (46:38):
The room is mine.

Speaker 10 (46:39):
One in every three children is bitten by a mosquito
at least once a day all around the world.

Speaker 26 (46:43):
I don't jail.

Speaker 14 (46:47):
Why are you laughing at me?

Speaker 10 (46:49):
No, No, it's not me laughing. That's your wife, Jill.
You're being phone tapped, Robert. It's Froggy from Melvis to
around in the morning tree.

Speaker 14 (46:57):
Your phone topping me.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 19 (47:03):
Love you.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 12 (47:08):
Tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all of artists.

Speaker 18 (47:12):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Well, I want to talk about going away to camp
when you were a kid. The more we compare notes
about what we did and what we learned at camp. Yeah,
when we were kids, especially church camp. Let me tell
you when I was a little kid and they forced
me to go to church and we went to church camp.
I learned the ins and out of all sorts of
things at church camp, and some of it with the

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church camp counselors.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Oh hello, I'm so excited for that.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
We watched them doing it like dogs in the woods.
We're hearing from people that have the sweetest things to
text us about their first experience at camp, Like a
lot of people experienced their first kiss at camp, the
first to crush. And then you have people like this
who had their first hand job, first joint. Do you

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know how many people said they smoked their first pot
at Christian and Jewish sleep away camps? Yes? I mean,
and a lot of people saw the counselors doing each other.
I don't go to lane two. Is Jenny still there?
I think she can help it. Hey, Jenny, how you doing?
How you feeling good?

Speaker 30 (48:30):
Oh my god, I'm so excited to actually be on
the show.

Speaker 7 (48:33):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
It's exciting to have you here because you have to
help us with our story. So what did you witness
at camp? Well, first of all, what type of camp
was it?

Speaker 30 (48:45):
It was a Christian camp and it was very strict,
like girls and boys cann't walk on sidewalks together, girls
had to wear skirts. It was really really strict camp.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Wow. Okay, So what did you witness at very strict
Christian camp.

Speaker 30 (49:01):
Well, so we were all supposed to every girl in
my cabin was supposed to be at the pool for
an hour. But I decided, like thirty minutes in that
I didn't really want to be at.

Speaker 17 (49:09):
The pool anymore.

Speaker 30 (49:10):
So I went back to my cabin and I walked
in on my counselor having sex with another counselor.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yeah, taking a dip in the pool.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (49:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
And that's the thing I think that hear me out.
If you're an organizer at a church and you're organizing
church camp, don't you know this stuff is going on?
I mean because when I was a kid, it was
the only reason you went to camp. And then every
once in while they they would they would say, well,
it's time to go to the service and you know,
the Bible study, and we're like, oh no, I want

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to smoke another cigarette. Anyway, Jenny, there you go. Well,
thanks for sharing. I hope they enjoyed their time together
in your bunk.

Speaker 30 (49:53):
Oh yeah, it was. It was extreme, and they were
trying to bribe me in the not telling anybody, but
I told my mom I got home.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Really did she do anything or did she leave it alone?

Speaker 30 (50:03):
She called the camp and then she never let my
sister and I go to camp again.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Jenny, thank you for listening. Have
a beautiful day.

Speaker 26 (50:12):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
It's a pleasure meeting you. Shelby online twenty four It
wasn't her but your husband.

Speaker 28 (50:20):
No.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Hey, Shelby, how are you good? Are you doing well?

Speaker 22 (50:24):
So?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
What kind of camp was it your husband was attending.

Speaker 28 (50:28):
We were both there because we grew up in the
same church together. It was a Christian camp in North Florida.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yes, I see you. I see some similarities between these
camp stories. Hi, So what does your husband do at
the Christian sleep boy camp?

Speaker 28 (50:43):
So he got into an argument with another kid that
was in a cabin next to his, and so in
the middle of the night he woke up and he
pooped in a dust pan and left it outside their
cabin door.

Speaker 9 (50:58):
Oh, holy, holy holy, I know.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
And Shelby, something tells me that was like the most
most tame thing that happened at camp that weekend. I mean,
did you did you ever feel like, you know, these
sleepway camps were I mean just on the edge of
like being like way too much. I mean, did you
see some things that curled your hair at all.

Speaker 28 (51:24):
Yes, Well, my church, like the collar before, was also
very very striked, like you kind of girl cut to
wear full clothes in the swimming pool. It was crazy.
But yeah, behind this a lot of a lot of
things like that happened.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah wow, yeah, we're hearing a lot of this. And
this is not more like like we're exposing it for
the very first time. This has been going on for years.
I shlby you and your dustpan crap and husband. Have
a beautiful day, right, thanks for listening to us. I know,
I don't know. Uh, Danielle Camp, what did you? What
did your experience?

Speaker 7 (51:56):
I went to theater camp and I just from I
just remember my roommate doing things behind the paddlebor ball
courts and she was, yeah, there was a lot of
lollipoppy going on, and then she'd come back in like
it was nothing, and then the next day there'd be
another part.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
I'm like, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 7 (52:15):
And then I dated one of the counselors, but I
wouldn't I wouldn't sleep with them, so he wound up
finding another camper.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
That would sleep with him. And so yeah, that was interesting.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Oh my goodness, Well, all the campers.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
And the councilors were very close in age, but you
just weren't allowed to date. It was just the no no.
So it wasn't like he was older than me.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
But you know, seriously, every time I went for band camp,
for instance, I mean, band camp was as crazy as
it's been set up to be.

Speaker 22 (52:47):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
And also when I was in the high school band,
we used to go to a way to marching band competitions,
and so we'd take buses, you know, like five hours away,
and there'd be four of us in the room and
we were nuts. We were drinking can cheap wine and
doing each other and like going crazy. Line twenty three
is Sam, Hey, Sam, Welcome to the show. How's it

(53:09):
going today for you all?

Speaker 15 (53:11):
Good Elvis.

Speaker 16 (53:12):
It's really nice to.

Speaker 28 (53:12):
Speak to you, guys.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Nice to speak to you. So you were away at
Orthodox Jewish camp for the first time and what did
you learn that important camp?

Speaker 28 (53:23):
Yes, this was an old boys Orthodox Jewish camp in Pennsylvania.
And I smoked pot for the first time and.

Speaker 19 (53:29):
It was out of a soda can.

Speaker 28 (53:30):
It was very uh interesting how.

Speaker 14 (53:32):
We did that.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Yeah, you had to build your own bomb.

Speaker 30 (53:35):
Absolutely say you bowled the soda can in half.

Speaker 19 (53:38):
You poke some holes, put the weed in the middle,
and you kind of draw the lighter back and forth
and suck the pot out of the hole.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
You know what, And you learned something to be honest.
When I run out of papers, I reached for my
PEPSI can.

Speaker 26 (53:51):
I'm in there, Elvis.

Speaker 13 (53:53):
It was a pepsi can.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
By the way, Oh my gosh, you must be brand specific.
I love it all right, Sam, thanks for calling. I
hope you have a great day in and we appreciate
you listening.

Speaker 28 (54:02):
You two guys, thank you.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Wow, all the people texting, and I figured out I
was gay at my church camp being a camp counselor.
We had one checking in a camp counselor for five years,
probably the wildest job they ever had. We would tape
marbles to the top of body spray and throw it
into other people's cabins to flush them out. Oh my god,

(54:26):
my friend helped me shave my pubes for the first time.
At church camp, we peed in someone's mouthwash. What about you, frog?
Did you ever go to camp and witness some fun stuff?

Speaker 14 (54:41):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (54:41):
I went summer of seventh grade and I made out
with this girl, Heather Dawson, and she was the first
girl to ever touch it. So I was like, very,
very excited. I was the happiest kid ever. When I
went home, my mom was like. My mom was like, yea,
your parents pick you up because I stayed away for
the week, so my mom picks me up. I was like, Mom,
this was the best camp ever. I just I wanted
to go back every year. But Heather Dawson didn't go
back the next year, so I didn't go back. I'll

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never know what happened to Heather Dawson.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
For kids, all the summer camps it is, it is Yandhi.
Did you ever go to any camps when you were
growing up?

Speaker 17 (55:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:14):
I didn't do the religious camps. Then I went to
soccer camp and that was co ed and there was
definitely a lot of ball juggling going on. There, a
lots of stuff. You have the co ed camps, It
goes down. I don't care which camp it is.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah, Line Forest, Ashland, Oh a counselor. Let's get it
from a counselor's point of view, Hello Ashland, do you
hear these stories? And this is just a tip of
the iceberg. We're getting so many texts from people, some
stuff we can't even repeat on the show. So, as
a counselor, what did you what did you witness and
how did you have to do your job effectively?

Speaker 22 (55:46):
So I was a weight loss camp counselor for three years.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
I guess you could call it a fat camp.

Speaker 22 (55:50):
I would prefer not you, but the kids where they
took this opportunity to feel very comfortable in their bodies.

Speaker 14 (55:59):
I will put it this way.

Speaker 8 (56:02):
Every night you would get posted in position. You know,
it might be outside the girls soriends the boys Sons
of the cafeteria. But there was another position that involved
a flashlight, and that was called Knookie patrol. You would
be handled a flashlight and you would be told to
traverse the woods looking for young men women that found love,

(56:23):
perhaps after dinner, and would take to the woods to
consummate their newfound relationships.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Wow, they're doing the bushes.

Speaker 27 (56:31):
Wow.

Speaker 22 (56:33):
I have never gone on Nioki Patrol and not broken
up at least three couples and sometimes there were three
people together.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah yeah, Wow, you're right though, it's hedonism for kids. Well,
thank you for sharing, thanks for listening. Have a good day. Okay,
dare we go to Scottie Bee.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
YoY?

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Please?

Speaker 26 (57:01):
Do.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
If you watch on fifteen minute morning show podcast, you
know Scotty Bee always takes it over the line.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
So whoa.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Scotty Bee. What would you guys do at camp?

Speaker 11 (57:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I thought this was normal.

Speaker 20 (57:11):
So we would all sit on my bed, all those
boys in my bunk would sit on my bed, and
I had a little radio and we would listen to
doctor Ruth sexually speaking on the radio, and we would
like pitch tents.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
As a Yeah, it was great doctor doctor Ruth. Of
course she was. She was a great sex counselor and
she still is. But to hear her speak, I don't
know how you could pitch a tent listening to that
any At that point, anything worked, so you know, yeah, wow, wow, Yeah,

(57:52):
Ali Gold, she checked instaid. A boy touched her boobs
for the first time at sleep away camp. It all
went down in the gazebo. Oh yeah, well there you
have it.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I can't even tell you. We could write a book
with all the texts that are coming through.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
This makes me happy. I'm glad that I wasn't the
only one that experienced some really weird summer camp things.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Elvis Duran, if you think she should tougher.

Speaker 18 (58:19):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, And this is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
The list of things we have to talk about coming out,
all right? Have you ever had to sign an MDA?
Have you ever worked with someone or more juicy than that,
Have you ever dated someone who is a celebrity or
a powerful business person who made you sign a non
disclosure agreement promising you wouldn't talk about anything you did

(58:47):
with them, he including you know, account information, money information,
butt play whatever. All right, now, Really a lot of
people listening have had to sign a non disclosure agreement.
Maybe you're a nanny for a family. You know, there
could be a million of different million and one different
ways we want to hear from you. Of course, I

(59:08):
know you can't give names. The funny ways are weird
at frightening ways parents punish their kids. What was that
snowshovel a story you told us?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Kandi?

Speaker 3 (59:18):
One kid said that they lost the snowshovels while they
were outside building a fort, so their parents made them
dig their way from the driveway with pots and pans instead.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Okay, all right, By the way, I see a topic
train segment coming up.

Speaker 28 (59:34):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Okay, Okay, would you be afraid guys to walk into
a cat cafe by yourself to enjoy a cappuccino and
play with a cat? Scary ones to know? Uh, I
don't know. I have other ones. Let's see and decisive people.
Are you one of those who takes an hour or

(59:56):
two just to choose like a set of sheets for
your bed?

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Yep, that's me.

Speaker 13 (01:00:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I'll tell you what. We have a topic train forming.
I see one happening. When's the last time you had
a snake eat an entire live frog on your back porch?
It happened to Froggy yesterday. Any of these topics textas
now I want to hear from you textas at fifty
five one hundred or call Straighten eight. It's like a
imagine a train, a train of topics.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
I like this idea tray.

Speaker 19 (01:00:30):
Top top.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Maybe one. Don't let anyone try to convince you this
was their idea and this was our idea. Okay, it's true, Danielle.
You know how this thing is born?

Speaker 14 (01:00:45):
You?

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Yes, I remember exactly how it was born.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Okay, there you go. So several topics were juggling today.
Dale Dale Online night Dale has been on a whole Dale.
Thank you for your patience. I appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (01:00:58):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
It hasn't been too bad.

Speaker 13 (01:01:00):
I've been I woke up late, so I'm just driving
to work.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I'm going to go good good. I love it when
you wake up late, Dale. So there's also another topic.
How indecisive are you? And you obviously had a nerve
that was Yang. We had a nerd with you, talk
about your indecisiveness, Dale Ago.

Speaker 22 (01:01:16):
So I was picking.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
I wanted to get a new comforter, and it took
me literally over a year to pick one out.

Speaker 28 (01:01:21):
I finally picked one out, got it, had it for
a month.

Speaker 15 (01:01:24):
Hated it, and then picked one out on Amazon in
five minutes after decigning, I.

Speaker 11 (01:01:28):
Wanted a new one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
See what is that about indecisiveness?

Speaker 11 (01:01:32):
Yep?

Speaker 12 (01:01:32):
And have you no clue?

Speaker 13 (01:01:33):
I was being so picky for no reason. And the
one I have now I love and it was cheaper
than the one I originally bought.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Did she coast to boy Joshua works with us, one
of our favorite guys. He and I went to Ikea.
He wanted to buy a bed. We were there for
I kid you not three and a half hours oh
my god, no, to buy a bed at Ikea straight.
Nate's dad he got kicked out of a shoe store
because he couldn't make up his mind with shoes. He wanted, Hey, Nate,

(01:02:01):
how long was your dad in that shoe store before
they kicked him out?

Speaker 15 (01:02:03):
The first one three hours, the second one two hours,
and they asked him never to come back.

Speaker 16 (01:02:07):
Yeah, the first Oh my god, hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
But wait, one store told him just to take the
shoes and go, and I'm thinking, wait a minute, is
this the way to get free shoes?

Speaker 27 (01:02:18):
Try it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Dale? Do you have this problem with other things in
your life? Like Okay, what am I going to have
for dinner? Or where are we going to go for dinner?
Is there a restaurant? And you just cannot make up
your mind and when you do, you change your mind
to something else.

Speaker 22 (01:02:30):
Oh, absolutely, all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
And then there was another one.

Speaker 13 (01:02:33):
I was trying to figure pick out a new uh
dog leash.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
It took me probably months.

Speaker 13 (01:02:38):
It's a freaking dog leash.

Speaker 16 (01:02:41):
God.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Oh well, the good news is Dale has a dog
and we love our dog owners. Right now, thank you
and thank you, thanks for not being indecisive and choosing
our morning show. We appreciate it very much.

Speaker 15 (01:02:53):
Every day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
You guys need to do the topic train more.

Speaker 16 (01:02:55):
It's one of my favorite segments.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I know I invented it now that people take crank,
but there's all my idea. All right, thank you, Dale,
have a great day. Uh Erica. Line three, Let's see
which topic you're calling about. Oh, did you actually witness
a snake eating a live animal right in front of you,
like Froggy witness on his back porch yesterday?

Speaker 24 (01:03:14):
Oh, I definitely did. I am a second grade teacher
at an elementary school, and my kids ran over to
me saying, come, come, there's a snake eating an animal.
I'm like, oh God. When I get there, there's just
frog legs sticking out of the snake's mouth, h screaming warnin.
I'm got to join it because I'm like terrified of

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snakes too, Me too.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Me too horrible. Yeah, the same thing. I was sitting
eating lunch.

Speaker 10 (01:03:40):
My dogs were losing it at the back door, and
I go to the back door and I look and
there's about a three or four foot black snake with
the frog legs hanging out of his mouth, just like
wiggling in the air as this snake is devouring it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
And over time he did, he got it all down,
and he went about his little.

Speaker 10 (01:03:54):
Merry way, Oh merry way. The snakes don't have a
merry way. Everybody's The black snake is good. I should
keep him around and roll out the red carpet for him,
because I don't want him to believe, because he keeps
all the bad snakes away.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
But Erica, one day Frogs will come back from work
and he's gonna see his wife Lisa's legs hanging out
of a snakemouth. Shaky well, Erica, so sorry for the awful,
awful scene that you and your students witnessed. Thank you
for being a teacher. You know we love our teachers, Erica,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 17 (01:04:24):
Yo, thank you guys, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Thank you. Line twenty four JJ, Hey JJ, how's it going?

Speaker 13 (01:04:31):
Man?

Speaker 22 (01:04:32):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Yourself doing okay? So the other day, Scary says, you
know what, I drove by this cat cafe and I
really wanted to just drop on in by myself and
have a catacchino and pet the feline feline critters in there.
But I felt like, as a grown man, I would
be judged and they would think I was some sort
of weird oh psycho. So JJ, do you agree?

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Is it okay to stop by a cat cafe or
something like that and as a grown man by yourself
and enjoy the day.

Speaker 16 (01:05:01):
Well, well, I was in the Marine Corps over in Japan,
so I've went to cafes by myself before, and recently
I went to Tokyo to a hedgehog flash bunny cafe.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Yes, wow, wait wait it's a wait a cafe with
hedgehogs and bunnies. Yeah, did you okay? Well you were
by yourself? Did you go in by yourself?

Speaker 14 (01:05:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:05:24):
Wow, you're a better man than I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
JJ, I can't, I couldn't. Well, I don't understand. Why
are you scary? Why are you so embarrassed to go
into a cat cafe?

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Or you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
You gotta keep in mind, JJ, he won't even go
sit at a restaurant by himself and eat, right. I
think the world is judging him.

Speaker 14 (01:05:43):
Just now.

Speaker 11 (01:05:44):
I started to be able to go to the bar
by myself and sit at the bar. But but listen,
it took me for years. The hedgehog, the bunny and
the cat, those are very little friendly creatures. You walk
into one of those, and you're a grown man by yourself,
petting one, drinking a catacchino.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I don't know that's wrong with that. It seems to
me it's a little bit.

Speaker 14 (01:06:02):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
This is why men.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Men don't feel like they can show emotion. You want
to touch a little animal? Go ahead, what's wrong with that?

Speaker 17 (01:06:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
You touch your little animal every night, Scary, if you
know what exactly? Hey, JJ, so you went in, you
went into the hedgehog bunny cafe, and you walked out
feeling how I mean, did it change your life? Did
you enjoy it?

Speaker 26 (01:06:21):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:06:21):
I mean it was just great, like the first time ever,
like actually holding a hedgehog and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
So yeah, yeah, come on, Scary, go to the cat cafe.
Stop being away, find one, as long as the one
calls me cringe for doing it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
No, who cares if they do?

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Yeah, that's my point. Why do you care? Some people
go through life JJ like Scary, love him thinking the
whole world is always watching him and judging him. They aren't.
No one cares, you know, for your friends, we love you.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
You've been wanting a cat for so long, but you
realize maybe your lifestyle isn't the best right now for
a cat, So you're finding another way to get your kiddy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Fixed exactly, Judge hand hang out with hedgehogs. Thank you,
Thank you so much for listening to us, and thanks
for serving our country. And you have a beautiful day
to day.

Speaker 16 (01:07:07):
Okay you two guys.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Thank you. Wendy on line twenty three, another topic on
the topic train weird ways your parents used to punish
you as a kid. Hey, Wendy, welcome to the show.
Hi God, Well listen what happened? You got into some
trouble and what did you do? And then what did
your parents do to punish you?

Speaker 30 (01:07:27):
So, me and my two brothers were caught smoking my
mom's cigarette and she made us eat a whole packed cigarette.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
She made you you had to eat a package cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
Oh yep, did you throw you have thrown up? Did
you throw up?

Speaker 22 (01:07:49):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (01:07:49):
I did?

Speaker 24 (01:07:50):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Yeah, yep, no I do not. The good news is
Wendy doesn't smoke cigarette. The bad news is she eats
a pack of day Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Guess I didn't think about that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
All right, Wendy, you learned your lesson. Thank you so
much for listening. Thanks for the story. Okay, thanks. I
love you guys so much, love you too. So on
line twenty two, it's Hannah another punishment story. What did
your mom make you do when you were a kid?

Speaker 14 (01:08:19):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (01:08:19):
Good morning, so good morning.

Speaker 17 (01:08:22):
Most people, like you know you hear about when they're
kids they have to like bite a bar of soap
if they say a bad word. Right, Well, that wasn't
good enough for my mom.

Speaker 7 (01:08:32):
She decided to.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Take Frank's red Hot and Dawn dish soap.

Speaker 25 (01:08:36):
And mix it.

Speaker 17 (01:08:37):
Oh and she will, she would call it fresh sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Right, my, what you call it? What sauce?

Speaker 17 (01:08:46):
Fresh sauce? Like you're being fresh? Oh god, my brother,
my little brother was a terror when he was a kid.

Speaker 22 (01:08:58):
So I remember like the first time he cursed, my mom.

Speaker 17 (01:09:01):
Took out the fresh thoughts and he is like eyes
full of tears and he's like and it's okay, Mom,
I like it, and start crying and trying to convince
everybody that he liked the fresh stawt.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
That is cray. So I've heard of soaping them out,
but never a concoction that mom actually bruise up in
the kitchen while the kids are sleeping. Sonnda, are you
a mother.

Speaker 17 (01:09:30):
Now I have a beautiful niece though, who just turned.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
To would you ever do that to your niece? Would
you ever give your your niece a fresh sauce?

Speaker 19 (01:09:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
No, all right, Anna, I know, good god, that's crazy.
But your mom, I'm sure she taught you guys some lessons.
Thank you, Hannah, thank you so much.

Speaker 12 (01:09:53):
Beg you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
On line twenty, we're talking about NDA's non disclosure agreements.
U Becky, good morning. Since you did sign an NDA,
I know that you're limited as to what you can
tell us, But you did sign an NDA for someone
who was very, very, very very wealthy. Correct.

Speaker 22 (01:10:10):
Yes, he was at one point the richest man in America.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Right, And so what in particular did you do for
him that he wanted you to just like keep to yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
I worked on his private yacht, yes, for three and
a half years, and we weren't allowed to tell anybody
who owned it if they approached us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Right.

Speaker 25 (01:10:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
They liked their privacy for security reasons and for all
sorts of reasons. But you didn't see anything crazy on
that yacht. It was worth hiding. It was just you
were there to make sure he was protected.

Speaker 31 (01:10:39):
Right, Yes, yeah it was.

Speaker 22 (01:10:41):
And most of the things, the craziest things happened when
he wasn't on board anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Yeah, I know the craziest that happened with Becky and
everyone else who was down below the show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
It's not like the show. I won't watch the show.

Speaker 17 (01:10:56):
Because it's really not like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Oh God, oh really all right, So it sounds like
it's always nice to speak with you, and it sounds
like that he had a very very loyal, loyal friend
and employee as you when you're working with.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Yes, I'm still on Facebook with his son. He does
amazing work around the world.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Well, Becky, we'll come find you and it's a friends list,
all right, the.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Third time I've spoken to you this year. I'm just
going to be calling my folks in England and telling
them this.

Speaker 14 (01:11:24):
This is a hat trick.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Now, we love that you're with us, all right, you
tell the Murdocks we said hi, and we do. I'm kidding.
Hold on one second hand and finally we go talk
to Alie on line six. I think this was the
weirdest text we got today or call we got today
about ways you were punished when you were a kid. Hey, Ali,

(01:11:47):
what does your mom make you guys, do you and
your sister?

Speaker 25 (01:11:50):
Oh my gosh, Hi, So my sister and I she's
about four years older than me. We were arguing really bad.
My mom was working two jobs.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
She was sick of it.

Speaker 22 (01:12:00):
So we were just fighting, and so she made us
stop and she told us to hit each.

Speaker 30 (01:12:03):
Other until she was satisfied.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Make a little fight club.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
I mean, did you guys go through with it? Did
you and your sister slap each other until your mom
said stop?

Speaker 26 (01:12:16):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:12:16):
We had to.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
She wouldn't like.

Speaker 25 (01:12:18):
She said, no, Mom, we're not doing it.

Speaker 24 (01:12:19):
And she said, nope, Ali, you have to hit your sister.

Speaker 31 (01:12:22):
You have to hit her.

Speaker 25 (01:12:22):
Oh no, I would hit her and then she would
make her hit me back.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Oh my not.

Speaker 27 (01:12:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
I don't know. I just don't think. I don't think
that was a good idea. It's just psychology.

Speaker 6 (01:12:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Wait.

Speaker 18 (01:12:35):
Done.

Speaker 24 (01:12:35):
She was a single mom of three girls, she was
working two jobs.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
She was just done.

Speaker 7 (01:12:39):
She figured that if she did that, maybe you wouldn't
hit each other anymore. Because my grandfather did that to
my mom. Where my mom used to bite kids in school,
and one day my grandfather brought my mom over to
the kid's house that she bit and said, bite her back,
and they did.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
She never does anybody again.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
There you go settle arguments on our show like this,
Scary you and Nate go slap each other.

Speaker 12 (01:13:04):
Go you long hair, Nate?

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
What's that?

Speaker 22 (01:13:08):
Al I said, it worked.

Speaker 17 (01:13:10):
We stopped fighting.

Speaker 30 (01:13:10):
We didn't really want to hit each other.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
There you go, all right, you got it out, Okay, Alie,
Thank you so much. Go have a great day. Thank
you for listening to so much.

Speaker 25 (01:13:18):
I've listened to you guys since i was in elementary school.

Speaker 17 (01:13:20):
I'm twenty one now.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 25 (01:13:22):
I listen to you every single day.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:25):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
I love you. Thank you. I have a great day.
All right, were running really late. Thanks for listening to
the topic train.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Heysaacs. Hey, this is Taylor Swiss.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Hi, this is Harry.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
This is a you know listening to Elvis duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
This is Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
So what show traumatized you as a child? Oh right?
Mine was Land of the Lost? Oh really yeah? This
one scary?

Speaker 5 (01:14:02):
Yes, that's he's talking.

Speaker 12 (01:14:03):
Marsell, Will and Holly on a routine expedition.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
No, Land of The Lost. If you do a search
on it, there's this one character named Chaka which looks
just like Scary. Totally look it up Gandhi The Lost,
Chaka Trony, it does a little bit. It's like Scaryrogy
definitely Froggy. What What showal Froggy?

Speaker 22 (01:14:26):
What show?

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Trauma traumatized you as a child? Lassie?

Speaker 10 (01:14:30):
I didn't like how the dog fell down the well,
and it always has made me afraid of wells my
entire life. I don't thought Timmy felt Excuse me, Timmy
fell down the well Lassie's barking. I would have been
afraid of wells my whole life. And somebody actually wanted
me to drill a well in my yard for an
irrigation purposes. I'm like, no, I don't want anything to
do with a well, and I want a well anywhere
near anything. If your name is Timmy, don't get in

(01:14:50):
my house right exactly? What about you, Daniel? What show
traumatized you as a child?

Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
Little House on the Prairie because of clown? The girl
got righted by the clown and it was a two
part episode what and it destroyed me. I didn't sleep
in my bed for nine months. I have been I
hate clowns because of it. Oh yeah, well, anyway, it
messed me up. A little house in the prairie is
long gone, but that was one of those big, huge
shows in its day. And when they did the two
part clowns, yeah, clown molestation story, Yeah, it was a

(01:15:18):
big national story.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
And I'll always remember the clown's mask.

Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
There was a ladder going up to a loft and
I'll always remember the clown's mask laying there in front
of them.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
And it's still to this day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Jary, what to traumatized you as a child?

Speaker 11 (01:15:32):
Different Strokes, but specifically the episode with the bicycle man
and the shop who molested Arnold and Dudley and he
held them in the back and it was a two
part clippinger and I never watched Different Strokes again after
that episode.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Okay, but listen to what you're saying. The show's okay,
we're about to get to Gandhi's, which is a totally
different one. But those shows that we're talking about that
traumatized us, they were Those were comedy shows that handled
very very serious, important topics, so departure from their typical
laugh for thirty minute shows. And so you know those
were they say, very important, important use of TV. Yeah,

(01:16:06):
to educate rather than just make you laugh about sensible stuff.
Then you ask Gandhi, hey, Gandhi, what show traumatized you
as a child.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Mister Meaty.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Okay, okay, mister meaty.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Mister Meaty. It was Nickelodeon, and it was about these
two guys who worked in a meat shop, which on
its own. And I see some of our interns right
now throwing their hands up because they are relating.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
To this like a bad porn. But keep going.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
They all looked like penises. Every cartoon, every character in it.
They were puppets. They looked like penises. But they did
really weird things too, Like there was one episode where
one of them was getting eaten by a cannibal naked,
another one where like a goth girl ate a hand,
another one where someone lost a nose they replaced it
with meat. They're like pulling tapeworms out of their phone.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Looking at it. They're puppets, they're not. They're not cartoon.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
No oh, I'm sorry, I didn't if I said cartoon.
They're puppets, but they all look like penises. And I
think that the creators were hilarious when doing this, but
it traumatic.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Well, if these look like penises, I want to know
what penises you've been hanging out with. Look at this,
I'm looking at mister.

Speaker 9 (01:17:06):
Meady, look at the whole cast.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
They're all they are very penis looking.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
They didn't have like a vein down the middle at all.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
I think they did it on purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
There is speculation about different races and different sizes of
the characters.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
I'm just okay, So how did they So? How does
that traumatize you? How did mister meaty?

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Because watching what appeared to be puppet penises, ingesting and
doing really weird things with meat and then whenever one
of them got sick, they would get like little scabs
on their faces. It was just wildly inappropriate and strange.
And I know I'm not alone in this. I know
I'm not alone. As soon as I said it again,
I watched their hands like it was on Nickelodeon.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
So you would think Nickelodeon would be very careful what
they're putting on, right, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Think, I don't know, I'm going to sew you some
episodes of mister Meeting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
I can't wait to come over again. Let's let's pop
it edible and watch mister meat.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
It's just the name of it, mister Meby. They work
in a meat shot.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
I mean really, people are texting and they're saying, are
you afraid of the dark? Is a show that freaked
them out? Let's see Barney. I gotta tell you, what
are those those little Tinky Winky and all.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
The Tubbies some creepy bitches?

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Okay, look, I understood that the Teletubbies was It was
meant for very young audiences, and the way to get
a child to learn is repeating things and saying things,
and well the way as an adult, I'm like, this
is the creepy, creepiest thing I've ever seen in my mind.
What about the Wiggles.

Speaker 10 (01:18:37):
I always thought the Wiggles were slightly they sometimes acted
as if they were pedophiles.

Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
No, they never acted like they were pedophiles. And the
Wiggles are still huge. And there's two female Wiggles now,
so take that back.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
No, I'm not taking the backstrange okay, Wiggles. Everyone was saying, well,
Tinky Winky is gay, per because he had a purse
and he had a triangle head. No, you're not gay
because you were carry a purse.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
You gave him a triangle head.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
No, he was a he was a purple thing. You know,
you can't assign collect anything sexual to a teletubby. Big see.
I have to disagree with this caller. Hello, Kristin, how
are you doing well?

Speaker 14 (01:19:24):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Why was mister Rogers neighborhood the creepy show for you
when you're growing up?

Speaker 26 (01:19:29):
Well?

Speaker 28 (01:19:29):
His voice and his demeanor, and how he always had
to take his sweater off.

Speaker 29 (01:19:36):
And I always thought when I was a little little kid,
I wonder.

Speaker 17 (01:19:39):
What he's doing to those little kids.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Oh, I want you to I want you to watch
the documentary. Uh won't you?

Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
Won't you?

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Won't you be my neighbor? Go watch bet wanted you
know what I think. I think you're being really unfair
and you should watch watch the documentary. Then get back
to me on it. I think you be surprised. I
want you, as a gift to yourself to go watch it.

Speaker 28 (01:20:03):
Okay, I it was so bad I wouldn't even let
my daughter watch you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Okay, Okay, well, okay, look look at you. It's a mother.
You can you can do whatever you you need to do.
That that's your prerogative. But all I'm saying, it's always
good to get it. It's always good, good to get
a different perspective. And I think you might be surprised.
Won't you be my neighbor? Just watch it, and I
think I think you'll change your mind.

Speaker 31 (01:20:22):
Okay, I'll do just for you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
All right, go watch that documentary, won't you be my neighbor?
And leave it at that. Oh my god, making fun
on mister Rogers was terrifying. Mister Medy, I don't understand that. Terrifying.
So it's now time to play. Is it a real
baseball player's name? Yes, because you know sometimes these baseball

(01:20:49):
players have wacky names, right, give me one, yep, Mookie back, Yes,
here's one, Danielle crazy baseball names.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Babe Ruth.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Okay, there you go. They named him after a Candy
Bard bar. The way around, the baby was really named
after Babe Ruth. I don't think it was.

Speaker 15 (01:21:15):
Oh, I don't know there was a there was. They
named it after him to capitalize on his name. But
then they said when they there was a trademark, like, hey,
Babe Ruth, didn't approve you approve of this? They said, well,
it's Ruth, the president's daughter. Or something like exactly the
daughter of the president of the candy company.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Yeah, oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Anyway, gosh, so much scandal in candy names. But that's
not what we're here for today.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
We're here for.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
This game called Was that really a baseball stars name game?
What scary? Not a baseball player but an athlete. The
funniest name is haha, Clinton Dix.

Speaker 9 (01:21:53):
He's a football.

Speaker 12 (01:21:54):
Player, very famous one.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
And that's a lack game. There you go, cutting dicks.
If you're a baseball fan, maybe you can play. What's
that really the name of a sports star game? Hold on,
we got someone. Oh god, hurry before they hang up.
Skyler's on the mid seventeen. Hello Skyler, how are you.

Speaker 26 (01:22:20):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (01:22:20):
How are you well?

Speaker 12 (01:22:22):
I'm doing well.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Now are you a baseball fan? Because that would be helpful? Hello?
Can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Yeah, this is doing real well. Okay, the little phone problem.
I think I can hear you now. So here we go.
Is this a major league baseball real name or not?
Are you ready to play? All right, let's let's find
another call working. I think it's okay for us to
admit it's not working. This is play the music scary

(01:22:54):
I've had enough of this content. I don't want to
play now. I just don't want to. I wanted to play,
and now my my need to play is over. It left.

Speaker 12 (01:23:06):
All the lines are ringing?

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Why not? But no one's phone works now. I love
live radio for my basement. I can I can play
with Gretchen on line five. Let's try Gretchen. All right, Hey, wow,
that was a way to interrupt my organ Hello Gretchen.

Speaker 17 (01:23:29):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Are you a baseball fan?

Speaker 7 (01:23:33):
I am?

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Okay? Well, good, that could be helpful as we play
major league baseball? Real name or not? Okay, okay, real
name or not? Urban Shocker? Was that a real baseball
player in nineteen sixteen playing for the Yankees? Probably, but
just asking you if you think it was real?

Speaker 26 (01:24:00):
No, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Born Urbane jeanques Chachen. Urban Shopter started his career with
the Yankees in nineteen sixties. All right, here's another one,
real major league baseball name or not? Flip mcbird. Flip
mcbird real or not? No, you're correct, it's not. Oh wow,
how about this name? Was this a major league baseball

(01:24:28):
player or not? Johnny Dick? Shot No, well, I got
bad news. Johnny Dick Shott was a real player, played
for the Pirates nineteen thirties. They named him, they named
him who It's true. His name was Ugly Johnny. They

(01:24:50):
called him Ugly Johnny Dick Shot. All right, I know
here's another name. This could have been a major League
baseball player. Maybe not. It's up to you to tell us.
Here we go. Question Rusty Rusty Coots. Rusty Coot, it's
spelled k U n t z Rusty Cots real or no?

Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
No, no, that's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Rusty played for the White Sox.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
At the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Russ I would have pronounced it. But hey, all right,
here we go. Yeah, I was by the way. Okay,
this next player, Uh, well, was it a player or not?
Joe Mama spelled m A h m A Joe Mama. Yes, no,

(01:25:52):
Joe Mama was not real. How about Dick it was
Hold on, listen, listen to be quiet. Let her hear it.
Dick Pole p o l e real major league baseball
player or not? Dick Pole? Yes, yes, that's correct. Dick

(01:26:18):
Pole pitch for the Red Socks and Mariners. I love
it when they describe Dick Pole on the mound. Okay,
how about this major League baseball player, real or not.
Ed Head, No, that's not correct ed Head played for
the Brooklyn Dodgers in the nineteen forties. Ed head on

(01:26:40):
the Okay, real player or not? Kenny Vagina or is
it Vaginer?

Speaker 30 (01:26:58):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Real or not?

Speaker 14 (01:27:03):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Now, okay, how about this player boof Bonzer booth Boneser,
real player or not? No, booth Boneser was a real

(01:27:27):
player picked for the Twins. Oh and you go up
to bat and fans were like, boo, all right, here's
one more real major League baseball player or not? Ken
Tucky Kenentucky spelled t u k k i e Kenentucky
real or not? Yes, no Kentucky a fan. Welcome to

(01:27:57):
another season Major League Baseball Things book, Gretchen, you don't
walk away empty handed, as we give all of our
runners up and losers on our show. You just won
my book.

Speaker 21 (01:28:08):
Yay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
It's a New York Times bestseller from Elvis Duran. Where
do I begin? You'll love it? Happy reading. Thanks for listening.
You've been a lot of fun. Thank you, Gretchen.

Speaker 18 (01:28:22):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
On the Big show.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
So they have to do these secret things like stick
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Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Sauce on the side.

Speaker 18 (01:28:35):
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Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Until then, say bye everybody bye.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Okay, so I'm not saying that this is your creepy friend.
But do you have a friend you've known for years, delightful,
fun to be with. You put them on the calendar
as much as you can, you know, time permitting, and
they're perfect in almost every way. You don't know of
one flaw they have. The only problem is, and I'm

(01:29:20):
not saying it's creepy, the only issue you have with
this friend is they just don't really open up. You
don't feel like you really know them. Do you have
someone like that?

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
I do, and she's one of my very best friends.
But I just know that somewhere deep down, she's hiding
something because she is so super perfect and her whole
life is put together and there's no area where you
ever see a slip. But I know she's doing something weird.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
I don't know, no, I know it. Maybe they're not
doing something weird Gandhi. Maybe there are people out there now,
hear me out. Maybe there are people out there that
are like really good people, nah Daniel.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
Mom always tells me those are the ones that you
have to watch out for.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Exactly. But that's my point. Maybe we're the wrong, We're
in the wrong. Maybe these people really are close to
perfect and nice and generous and thoughtful.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
I mean, she has all of those things. There's just
it can't be that way all the time. She can't
wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Looking like that.

Speaker 9 (01:30:17):
How does it happen?

Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
I'm waiting for like the the you know, you wait
for the other sneaker to drop or the other shoe
to drop, you know what I mean, Like any moment now,
something bad's gonna happen and you're gonna realize the person is.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Not I don't know. And I'm not really talking only
about looks. I'm talking about just their demeanor.

Speaker 13 (01:30:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Yeah, they have a fantastic grasp of the English language
and history, and they have great relationships with their parents
and their friends and their bosses, and you just don't
find a flaw.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
Yes, I think that when they go home they throw dishes.

Speaker 9 (01:30:51):
I don't know. I am convinced.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Oh, Okay, look, if you are this person, we want
to hear from you. You perfect person, or maybe you
know something.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
Imagine someone calls right now, Hi, I'm the perfect person.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
I cannot think of one flaw.

Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
Wonderful?

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
What one flaw do I do? I have nothing?

Speaker 7 (01:31:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
If you know someone like that or even better yet,
and this is where we get really nasty. If you
know someone who was like that and then you found
the flaw, Oh I want to hear about it. Yeah,
who are these people, Froggy. Do you have any perfect friends?

Speaker 10 (01:31:25):
Hell's no, No, I'm the closest think the perfect of
anybody I know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Yeah right, yeah, right, what I like it?

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
I think you're pretty perfect, Froggy.

Speaker 5 (01:31:36):
That's why.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
That's why it's just so strange that someone can be
so perfect. I don't know. Hello, Brad, how are you?

Speaker 19 (01:31:45):
Oh my god, I'm good.

Speaker 14 (01:31:47):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
We're doing well? Thanks for calling listening to us in
beautiful Austin. Used to live there, loved it, loved it.

Speaker 28 (01:31:53):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
So they ran me out of town. They hated me.
So you have a friend Brad who is seemingly perfect
and away.

Speaker 19 (01:32:01):
Oh he's just amazing. We hang out all the time.
Him and his husband and me and my wife. We
hang out all the time, but I still have no
idea what he does. And we've been friends for like
twenty we had about twenty years now.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Anybody does everybody does for a living, No no.

Speaker 19 (01:32:19):
Idea when you hang out.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
Have you never asked him after all these years?

Speaker 22 (01:32:24):
I do?

Speaker 19 (01:32:24):
He just says that his parents, he works with his parents,
And I've never you know, I've hang out with his
parents and we just never bring it up. And I've
never done anything. I never have thought about it. But
all the time, me and my wife are like, what
is going on? Like he always has money and the
nicest stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
But you've known him for twenty years?

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
Interesting?

Speaker 19 (01:32:42):
And yeah, I've known him since I was seven years old.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Right, and so you never notice any flaws with this guy.
I mean like everything he does. I mean he walks
through a room and the flowers just arrange themselves. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 19 (01:32:55):
Oh, yeah, he's just amazing. I mean, you wouldn't expect
anything else out of them. But I always watch this
stuff on TV. It's like the perfect person is always
doing something wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
That's the person that you find out is like the
mass murder of twenty five women under his belt that
he's killed from.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Hold on, see, Daniel, This is where shame on us.
Why shame us for shame on us for thinking if
someone is seemingly perfect, that they have to have something
awful like a head in their freezer.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
I always think it, especially celebrities. I'm like that one
goes home and kicks puppies.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Oh yeah, all right, so, uh, Brad, I mean, and
you don't know what he does for a living.

Speaker 7 (01:33:32):
And all right, you said, the same celebrity that goes
home and kicks puppies and we high five?

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
Can we say?

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
No, we can't say you weren't gonna pis too many
people off what we say it?

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
No, no, no, no, So.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Brad, Brad, do you do you think it's okay? Is
it healthy to be good friends with someone and you
really have no clue who they are?

Speaker 28 (01:33:58):
Or yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:33:59):
I think so, because I mean, what's the worst that
can happen? If something happens, I just never knew.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
I don't know. They could you boil you like a
bunny on the stove.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
You know what happens? He's the one on the news
that they interview and he goes I don't know. He
seemed like the nicest guy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
He's the nicest neighbor, the nicest neighbor. Who we ever head?
All right, Brad, good luck with that. Let us know
if you find out a flaw, because we need to
hear about it.

Speaker 16 (01:34:20):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 19 (01:34:20):
I've been trying to get on here for years.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Thank you, Elvis, thank you for listening to us. What's
up frog?

Speaker 25 (01:34:25):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:34:25):
I just think that when you see somebody who's perfect
and then you meet their significant other and they're perfect too,
and neither one of them fight, I'm like, wait a second.
You guys never argue. Oh no, we never have a fight.
I'm like, dude, it's either a lot of pins up
energy or I don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
We see once again, once again, we're saying they're totally
flawed because we see no flaws. Yes, you, perfect people
can't find each other. That's not possible. I think we're
the problem. I think we need to grow up and
understand there can be some people who are close to perfect. Hello, Christina,
how's it going?

Speaker 31 (01:34:56):
Just fine?

Speaker 27 (01:34:57):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Well, good morning, thanks for listening. So you were in
the book club and there was a woman in your
book club. You thought she was perfect.

Speaker 22 (01:35:05):
But what Well, I've known her pretty much since I
was a teenager, and she's just one of these women
who's you know, a harod perfect to her appearance as perfect.
Her home is beautiful, and I think cut over and over,
she just lands it. You know, everything is goes her way.
She's got this husband with lovely manners, her children as
lovely manners. So we're all at her book club or

(01:35:28):
a ride her house for book club one night and
sitting around the bed room table blah blah blah. Having
left the left and walks her husband completely hammered, completely drunk,
and he had just went.

Speaker 17 (01:35:40):
Out after work and he won't leave the group.

Speaker 22 (01:35:42):
He came in to talk to us and he won't leave.
And he's a personally congenial drunk but was very drunk. Wow,
And I thought, I thought, this is her deal, this
is what she has to deal with because he just
went out. He's like God, stopped out with a couple
of friends after work, acting is.

Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
That this was no big deal.

Speaker 22 (01:36:01):
And I thought, she's got to deal with this guy
coming home being drunk, and you know, being the fifteen of.

Speaker 26 (01:36:07):
This, you know what, because you won't stop talking and
the group, right, so so so in other words, you're
thinking that you know, just because she has this facade
of perfection, there there are issues behind behind the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Yeah, okay, good So really I tell my.

Speaker 22 (01:36:22):
Kids that all the time. I'm like, never wish for
anybody else's life because you don't know what the real
story is.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
Very good points and look see and we're validated now
we know perfection doesn't exist. Not a shame on us.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Week moment.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
God, that's awful. All right, Christina, thank you for listening.
Thank you so much. Finally we talked to Aaron hi
erin Hi, how are you guying? We're doing well, Thank
you for listening. So your co worker looks perfect, like
perfect makeup, she always slays.

Speaker 4 (01:36:53):
It, right, absolutely so?

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
And what'd you find out about the perfect friend?

Speaker 25 (01:37:00):
So we hung out for the first time, and we
were we were pretty good friends for a while, and
I remember just sitting in her living room. We were
talking about whatever, and I don't even know how it
came up, but she said, oh, yeah, I don't shower,
and I remember being so incredibly stunned.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
I was just like, uh, oh, she doesn't bathe at all?

Speaker 25 (01:37:21):
No, And I said why why is that. She said,
I just don't like the feeling of that water on
my back and all this stuff, and what the heck,
what's going on right now?

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Well, so you know, I've heard from several beauty experts
that the less you wash your face, the less you
wash your hair, your face and your hair look better.

Speaker 14 (01:37:38):
Yes, I guess so, but you would.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Does she smell?

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
And she never?

Speaker 13 (01:37:43):
No?

Speaker 25 (01:37:44):
So I was like, I don't understand what's going on here,
but it grows me out so much I can't I
was stunned.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
So she's not perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
No, no, but she never showers and never smells.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
Perhaps she is perfect exactly. Damn it, this is making
me mad. Now I'm mad as this lady. Why are
they mad? Why are you mad? Because this lady never showers,
she never washes her hair.

Speaker 9 (01:38:08):
She's perfect, she's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
That makes me mad, by Aaron, Thank you very much.
All right, So, whoever it is you're out there, You know,
we judge people because of their flaws, So shame on
us for judging people on being perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
Of course, shame on us for judging at all. For
the most part, I mean, just let people live. But
when they're perfect, it's annoying.

Speaker 18 (01:38:29):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
I just put the I put the thought into it, thinking,
who am I having a beef with that I really
should talk to again? Yeah, I can't think of anyone.
Is there someone you can remind me of me without
telling me out loud?

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
You're having a beef with?

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Yeah? A beef is a mutual Like they have a
problem with me, I have a problem with them, so
we mutual.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
That's the tough part because I feel like a lot
of times we have beef with people who don't have
a beef with us. They just did something they were
supposed to do oblivious. Yeah, and you're like holding this
flame like I hate.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
To I've got one sided beat beabs, a one sided beaf.
I've got a one.

Speaker 10 (01:39:09):
Sided beef with somebody who we all know, and I
just but I have no intent on working it out
with that person, zero whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
Hello, Danielle, how are you doing?

Speaker 14 (01:39:17):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
Very well? So who are you beefing with? Tell me
the story.

Speaker 31 (01:39:23):
I am beefing with my sister in law.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
When's the last time you talked to your sister in law?

Speaker 31 (01:39:29):
It's been over five years.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Oh that's a bee. Now is she beefing back? I mean,
does she have a problem with you as you have
a problem with her.

Speaker 31 (01:39:38):
Well, I confront her about it and she pretty much
denied everything. So I mean, I just have absolutely nothing
to say to her because she won't admit what she
basically tried to ruin my marriage with my husband, telling
him that I was cheating on him, that I was

(01:39:58):
going around behind his back, which is absolutely not true.
And she knew that that was like his hot button,
that that was what it would take to get him
to leave me, and luckily he chose to believe me.
And I mean I see her every two weeks at
his family night and we have yet to speak in
five years.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
Wow. Now, so this is your set up in the
family tree here. She's married to your brother.

Speaker 31 (01:40:26):
She is married to my brother, my husband's brother.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Okay, okay, wow yeah. So do you think do you
think it's time to move on or is this just
is this a beef that just can't be unbeefed? Unboofed?
What's the word? Unboofed?

Speaker 23 (01:40:43):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
What do you think I'll tell you?

Speaker 31 (01:40:47):
If she would just say she's sorry, I would gladly
because we both have children around the same age, and
I mean they play with each other, you know, at
the family night.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
It is a whole family know that you guys are
in this situation.

Speaker 14 (01:41:02):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Yeah, So it's kind of weird for everyone. Yeah, I
don't know, but she's right.

Speaker 10 (01:41:07):
That's the whole thing is that if the person that
I have a beef with, if he would say I'm sorry,
I realized that I was wrong and I wasn't nice,
then I would get over it. But he's never going
to say that, So then it's never going to be over.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Well, right, and does she still does your sister in
law firmly still believe that you cheated on your husband
and that you should have been called out.

Speaker 31 (01:41:27):
You know, I don't really know. I mean she's kind
of let it go, so I mean I guess. I mean,
she's kind of proven herself to the entire family to
be pretty unstable.

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
So okay, there you go. You know what's kind of
weird about this. It seems like after five years, the
original beef is now a different beef. It was anger
and it was being very upset five years ago, and
now it's just like I just don't want anything to.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Do with him.

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
It's well aged beef it is. It's well aged beef
it is. I don't know. I guess this is a
situation where they're probably isn't an end to this. It's
always going to be like.

Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
This, And I also always want to know, like, what
was the roote? What started all of it? Why didn't
she like you in the first place?

Speaker 28 (01:42:07):
What did you do?

Speaker 6 (01:42:08):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
Yeah, why did she have a problem with you? It's
just like people like that, all right, Well, good luck
with that, Danielle. This is a card we cannot pull
out of the mud. I wish, I wish I could here.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
Let me get camashable.

Speaker 2 (01:42:20):
Are you're right?

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Is this Cambrey? Yeah, so you had beef with someone
for three years, so you'd never talked to them again,
and it was like really ugly. But now you guys
are You're cool?

Speaker 25 (01:42:33):
Yeah, we're like great friends. She's my boss actually, and
I feel like I can talk to her about anything too,
like I have her on my phone as like mom. Honestly,
she she has been life changing for me ever since
I came back to her. And honestly, we had a
falling out a few years ago and we don't really
even remember what it was about. We just finally we
met back up at a we're horse trainers together, so

(01:42:57):
we met back up later on, and.

Speaker 22 (01:43:00):
Yeah, she's changed my life for the better.

Speaker 27 (01:43:02):
Honest, look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
So there is there is. I love the fact that
you guys had such a serious, sloppy fight and you
don't even remember why.

Speaker 13 (01:43:09):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, Well there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
See.

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
I think if you don't remember why, then you should
squash it. But if you have a vivid memory about
this is why you upset me and I can't get
over it, like myself that it should be allowed to continue.

Speaker 25 (01:43:22):
I mean we did, we really did, but honestly, later
on we just realized that there's really no point in
holding a grudge about it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
So I got it. Yeah, Frog, It's like the person
I have a beef with.

Speaker 10 (01:43:33):
I found out a lot of other people don't like him,
and they have beef with him too, So then that
makes that verifies that I don't like him and that
other people don't like him.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
So then therefore then then I'm right but not lik him, Okay, cha,
I think nobody else likes him, I know, but gotta
be a reason. Yeah, poor guy, I'm always the guy
who always befriends the people everyone else hates.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Oh, don't do that, like Nate, for instance.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
I love Nate. I love Nate. Nate, I'm the only
one that likes you. All right, Hey, Cambriy, thanks for calling,
and so it's okay, it's okay to I mean, who
was the first to like stop stop the fight between
you two?

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
Honestly?

Speaker 25 (01:44:12):
I walked up to her at a horse show and
I was like, Hey, how you been? But she was
always really great about whenever we met up at horse shows,
she'd always be like like, hey, hope, everything's going good.
And just for three years it was kind of we
just weren't talking. It was just a mutual agreement to
not be in touch with each other.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
Yeah, but did you actually have the conversation, Hey, why
were we mad at each other?

Speaker 22 (01:44:31):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
Or did you just let it go and move on?

Speaker 25 (01:44:34):
I walked up to her. I finally texted her one
day and I'd apologized and I was like, I'm so
sorry for everything that happened, and I really wish that
I still had you around, and she was like, you
know what, come.

Speaker 22 (01:44:42):
Back and work for me.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Like wow, See, I liked that right, that's cool. See
happy ending there, all right, Cambriy, beef can be resolved
or dissolved. What do you do with beef? And I
love that you had beef, but you work with horses.
There's some weird creepy going on there. Thanks for cambri Yeah,
thanks so much. Now, Yes, I have a beef.

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
Actually it's it's one sided, and it's a beef toward me.
But I would like to squash it with an ex
boyfriend of mine. I wish that we could just be
friends and be cool and like a good place, like, hey, hey,
what's going on? We don't need to have long conversations.
But I'm positive that if I ran into him today,
he would walk the other way or run or scream
McCall nine because.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
He knows he does something wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Maybe that's what it is, But I would like to
squash that one.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
Hello Stormy, Hey, we're going to go through this quickly.
But I had to get you on here because this
happens a lot. When you think you're doing the right
thing to help out someone else who you feel is
being cheated on or whatever, you end up being the
animey always. So you're beefing with your own brother, your
flesh and blood, because you caught his fiance cheating on
him and you confronted her, and now your brother hates you.

Speaker 26 (01:45:45):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Oh no because you got involved.

Speaker 14 (01:45:49):
Yep.

Speaker 27 (01:45:49):
Well, she was sitting on his like this other guy's
lap at the movie theater, like in our hometown.

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
So who said some people's laps at a movie theater?
What's up with that?

Speaker 3 (01:45:59):
Weirdos know?

Speaker 27 (01:46:00):
I'm like trashy much?

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Okay, So you confronted her and then she went to
your brother and then he said screw you, and then
and then he went further. He ended up calling the
police on you.

Speaker 27 (01:46:11):
Yeah, because he said I was harassing her, and like,
I said one thing to her at the theater and
then I texted him and I stamped my ass down
because I didn't want to start a fight at the
movie's already paid for my ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
What movie?

Speaker 14 (01:46:24):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (01:46:25):
A zombie land?

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
Ah? No, wonder you fight me? All right? Well, thank you, Stormy.
Are you ever going to be friends with your brother again?
Or did he marry her?

Speaker 26 (01:46:36):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (01:46:37):
Not yet, but I really hope he doesn't because this
isn't the first time we've caught her cheating on him.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
So wow, all right, Well, sometimes your brother has to
learn his own lesson. You got to stay out. You
know what I have found every time I've tried to
try to help, so when I see being wronged, I
end up being yelled at. Yes on the enemy. So
you got sometimes you got to let people learn their lesson.
Stormy a best of luck and go see movies. And
thanks for listening to us. All right, take it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Easy, Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
Min Name my own business. Last night, I feel my
phone vibrate. Oh, text, let me check the text. It's
Nate asking the question if your nipple could supply on
any liquid on demand, anytime, whenever you wanted it, what
would it be?

Speaker 6 (01:47:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
In other words, Nate, where'd you come up with this question?
Where's Nate? I'm right here.

Speaker 32 (01:47:31):
I was just thinking because I like liquids, right, I
like a lot of different liquids, Like, yeah, we all
have our own opinions about liquids. Yeah, go ahead. I
used to love orange juice and then grape juice. Now
I'm into like this chocolate milk phase, and I'm thinking,
why run to the store all the time to buy
chocolate milk?

Speaker 15 (01:47:48):
If my nipple could just supply it. I know that's
not physically possible, but I just started to think, like
we hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm not with the negativity.

Speaker 26 (01:47:57):
I bet you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
I bet you could figure out a way to re
plum your nipples to turn into chocolate milk. That was possible.
Somebody would have already done it. I may be real.

Speaker 15 (01:48:11):
But then I started thinking, like, what would everybody want
to come out of their nipple anytime they wanted it?
What's their favorite liquid? And then you know, I also
like soft serve ice cream, But that's Gandhi said that
was cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
Whatever, Na, that's really Gandhi. If you could produce any
liquid out of your nipple at any moment of the day,
what would it be in.

Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
A dream world? Because I have two I would like
one to produce hot sauce and the other to produce
pink lemonade.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Yeah, they have nothing in common. I love that nothing.
That's kind of fabulous. What about you, Danielle, your nipples?
What do you want to spurt out of your nipple?

Speaker 16 (01:48:52):
Spurt?

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
By the way, I can't say.

Speaker 7 (01:48:53):
I can't say cupcake frosting, right because that's not technically
a liquid. So then little a little too thick, So
then and one would have to be malibu rum on
one side, and then the other side, I'd have to
do a dunkin Donuts iced caramel latte because I have
a lot of those who's societical.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
I know, but to have that, to have that handy
at all hours of the day, that'd be nice.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
And I'm my own.

Speaker 2 (01:49:20):
Right left nipple. My left nipple will be vodka, yeah,
and my right nipple will be vodka absolute and Tito's
okay because Alex loves absolute, so I can always have
a nipple absolute for him and Tito's for me.

Speaker 5 (01:49:37):
That's very nice, Froggy.

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
Let's say your nipples could give us a liquid LIQUI
would we get from your nipples?

Speaker 10 (01:49:46):
On my right side, I would do Gatorade zero because
I love my Gatorade zero when I'm thirsty.

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
That's hot.

Speaker 10 (01:49:51):
I would always just to have a hole just to
supply of it. And on the other side, believe it
or not, I would do red wine vinegar.

Speaker 2 (01:49:58):
Really, WHOA, you can always make a salad.

Speaker 10 (01:50:01):
I could always make a salad at anytime. I don't
like the balsamic vinegar. I like red white vinegar. Sometimes
restaurants don't have it. I'd be able just to pull
my shirt up. I'll just put it right there on
my salad.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
Garrett says, tequila on one side and a splash of
cranberry on the other. It can't just be like a
pure stream of cranberry. Used to be a splash. People
are texting in I want bush light coming out of
my nipples. Gas out of one and red Bull out
of the other. Oh, that's nice gas.

Speaker 11 (01:50:29):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:50:30):
People are upset that I'm using the word liquid. Is
liquid up there with moist? Is that a bad word? Liquid?

Speaker 26 (01:50:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:50:36):
No, I don't mind liquid. This person a gross Yeah.
I don't want fluid gatorade out of your nipple.

Speaker 21 (01:50:45):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:50:46):
Anyway, let's go talk to Charlie on line twenty four. Uh,
hello Charlie, Hello Charlie. If we could put a glass
under your nipples and any liquid that you desired would
come out for us, what would that be?

Speaker 28 (01:51:04):
I would have to say, with my obsession with either
A one sauce or lemon Snapple.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
Yes, yeah, all right, A one or lemon Snapple. Is
that what you said? Yeah?

Speaker 25 (01:51:22):
Yeah, absolutely, absolutely all right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
It's kind of funny. I think the obvious answer here
that we're all missing out on is ketchup? Oh ket
would be kind of nice. I needed a third nipple.
Thank you, Charlie. Charlie, you and you're a a one
sauce and lemon snapple nipples. Have a beautiful day, Okay,
Oh we will thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:51:47):
Could you imagine how weird eating out is gonna be
if everybody has liquid coming out of their nipples, Like
this guy's just gonna get a steak and then all
his shirts off and he's squirting you.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
Oh, I know, and you're gonna you're gonna spot your blouse.
It's gonna be a mess. Yes, scary. What you know.

Speaker 11 (01:52:01):
I've been cooking a lot lately, so I'm thinking olive
oil out of one side, right into the pan, and
chocolate pudding right into right into.

Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
A cold Got a liquid though?

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
No, no, no, no, chocolate pudding is not a liquid alright,
think kolid Now, if you could make your butt dispense
any any sort of thing, that's where the chocolate pudding? No, no, no,
how would you ever know what it is? You wouldn't

(01:52:34):
know that, you wouldn't know which was witch. You gotta
do the sniff test.

Speaker 1 (01:52:40):
Coming Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:52:45):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out everybody, he said, out everybody.