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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So the following program will be recorded Met the man who.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tells the same joke over Shut the hell up, make
Love to che Saity.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Wait, hold on? Uh do you say Penis?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Tell mister Wren in the Morning show?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Everyone feeling good?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Nate?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay, we think Nate having something something, some event is
going on in his brain. I'm yeah, I'm not focusing focus. Hey,
it's autumn. You know what.

Speaker 6 (00:45):
During springtime we have spring cleaning. I like to think
of autumn as being time to clean up your toxic friends.

Speaker 7 (00:52):
Yes, yay.

Speaker 6 (00:53):
And by the way, if I'm toxic to you and
our friendship, feel free flush me out.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Have you been flushed?

Speaker 8 (01:01):
Has somebody told you that you're toxic and they need
to get rid of you?

Speaker 5 (01:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, but that's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
But it's okay if you don't want me as your friend,
I don't want to be your friend, and that's fine.
I have enough friends. I've got great friends. I don't
need you, but not you. But wherever is hating me?

Speaker 9 (01:18):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Do you have that one friend that is one of
the reasons you want to get them out of your
life is because they just go off, They go crazy
and they go nutty when you try to say anything
to them.

Speaker 10 (01:26):
Nah.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Yeah, So how can you have this conversation with you?
You can't have this. I need to erase you from
my friend list. Conversation with someone who's irrational, it's going
to start throwing sharp objects at you.

Speaker 8 (01:38):
I tried to have this conversation with somebody one time
because I wanted to work on it, and I said,
you know, it's just there's so much negativity. You're always
finding the bad in something, and it's kind of draining sometimes.
And he goes, you know, nobody's ever said that to
me in my life, and nobody thinks that this is
a you problem.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, and then you say back to them, exactly, that's
my problem.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
You think it's a you problem. You never think, well,
maybe I am kind of an a hole. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:07):
And it was one of those moments where I wanted
to be like, no, everybody's saying it about you. I'm
the only person who told you. But I didn't do
it because that's not a good way to argue, so
I just let it go.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
So here's how I'm gonna do it. I am gonna
have a conversation with someone, but I'm have fun doing it.
I'm gonna laugh like we are laughing now. You know,
I have to tell you something.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
We've had so much fun together, but I feel really
great because it's time for us to go our separate ways. No,
they'd be like, well it'll it'll be an unusual delivery
and reception. But let me rehearse with you, Nate. This
is not really that right, hey, Nate. Yeah, we've had
a lot of good times together and I know we
worked together, but as far as being friends outside this job, Okay, no,

(02:52):
it doesn't work for me. So that's it. You know
it's been great.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
This is so positive? And I'm so excited we precipitate this.
What do you just? I don't know. Then you go
down the list of things, but I'm just I think
if you if we can handle all of life's most
uncomfortable conversations with laughter, this is this is gonna be
a rough one, but here we go. You know that

(03:17):
proposal you gave us for that that that that new
client that's coming in, That is crap. You really you're
putting no thought into it. I can't be your friend.
I cannot be your friend. Think think of those uneasy
conversations you need to have with someone just laugh all
the way through.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
It's like it's the same as as Nate saying if
he ever gets into a fist fight, he's gonna pull
his pants down.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Absolutely, it sort of diffuses.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
You got tofuse it.

Speaker 11 (03:46):
No, I'm telling you I stand by this statement. No
man is grabbing another man scrolled him. I will no
man ask any of the guys as any of this guy.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
The guys in this room not gonna do it.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Well, no, if you're if you're in that mode where
someone's about to start swinging, right.

Speaker 11 (04:07):
And I just yanked my pants down with my chandelier hanging,
everybody's back in the f up.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
No way right, No, No, they might back up at
first just because out of sheer shock, but after that,
now you have provided them another area to attack.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
We've had this discussion. Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, it's
it's your vulnerable.

Speaker 11 (04:24):
You want me to go wander around some dangerous neighborhoods
and see oh.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
No, well that we see that every day in the streets.
Didn't you say you saw a guy yesterday walking around
with his his pant r on his ankles in his dirty.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Underwear and you could even see, I mean, and then
he went.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
Behind a subway staircase wall and started diddling himself down.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh my gosh, New York.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
City, Welcome New York. New York is so nice. They
named it twice.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
It used to be that we didn't bite people into
New York. We'd be like, please leave it the way
you know you found it. Now you want to change it,
Please change it.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Make it better?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Can you take some of these people home with you?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Anyway? So okay, back to this.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
You know, toxic friends, you know it's it's you should
always be on the lookout. You shouldn't wait for a
certain season like I'm talking about now, but you should
always be on the lookout for people that just aren't
working for you.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
They you know what, they really.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Just kind of suck it all out of you and
they just don't give it anything back, and they deplete
you of your energy and your positivity. And you know,
have fun getting rid of them, is all I'm saying.
You don't have to laugh in their face like haha,
you're stupid, and then always work that way. But you
know what, enjoy the process because you're taking care of

(05:36):
yourself it's the same as you have to go to
the gym. It's time to work out. A lot of
times people are like, oh god, here we go, gotta
go to.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
The gym, but.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
You walk out of that gym feeling great.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
You worked out.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
It's the same as removing those friends that friendict tom
me in your life. Seriously, it's like, Okay, this is
gonna be really rough, but once you're done with it, you're.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Like, yes, it's like I just escored a touchstep. Who
are you calling? Somebody's gonna try this?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Hey, what's your name?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, who's this? Nate has a surprise?

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Michelle?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Michelle?

Speaker 9 (06:11):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
All right?

Speaker 6 (06:12):
So are you listening to this removing toxic friends from
your life but doing it in a way that you enjoy.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
Yes, and it's not really a toxic friend. But I'm
about to go to work and I know my boss
is about to jump a ton more responsibility. I mean,
even though I do my job and the job of
someone that just got laid off, right, And I was
in you know, you lay in bed at night and
I'm thinking of how I'm going to respond, and it
was very angry. But now I'm like, you know, say, Michelle,
I'm going to give you more responsibility. Oh absolutely, I'll

(06:43):
definitely do the basics I can't.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, you know what, then I.

Speaker 9 (06:50):
Won't feel so bad and angry and I'll just walk
out of your office.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Why know?

Speaker 6 (06:53):
But we're gonna add a lot of responsibility to your plate, Michelle.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
That's funny. Really, you know what do you understand?

Speaker 6 (07:06):
If you add more responsibility to my plate, I'm gonna
start dropping stuff between the cracks and you know what,
and then things are gonna be less effective here and
it's gonna be bad for everyone.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Are you? Are you bonkers? Good luck with that, Dhi.

Speaker 8 (07:22):
I think you should laugh while demanding more money for
these extra responsibilities, like, oh my god, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
How much are you gonna pay me to do all
this extra stuff? I love that line? Yeah, okay, I
love it.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Agree this, I say you need more stuff done? How
much is it? Really? How much will my my salary increase?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Right? All right? Best to like Michelle so much?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, I love you and maneuver through this day not
out of anger but just like really curiosity, or let's
talk about this before you dump all these things on me?
And how this good backfire and you know, make it,
make it their problem, not yours, and good luck today, Michelle.
Let us know how it turns out.

Speaker 9 (08:02):
Oh, I will bye, guys.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
By speaking of seeing people in the streets, here's a text.
I saw a man this weekend, full ass out. He
touched his his hole with his raw finger and then
made eye contact with me. Oh this is my favorite,
because you know, when my dogs when they're out in

(08:25):
the yard at wherever, they have to like take a
number two, they all they stare right in your eye.
They look right at you, and I'm like, that's kind
of creepy. They're staring at me while they're going pooh.
And then I read and Froggy. Maybe you know this.
When they're doing number two, they look to you to
watch out over them.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
And that's what I heard. Yeah, you're there to guard
them in case, protect because they're very vulnerable while really.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, they're unable to protect themselves while doing that,
so they're depending on you to protect them. So that's
why they're watching you, for you to give them the
warning that hey, something bad is about to happen, exactly
going to protect you.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
Can you imagine if humans were like that, like Nate
just stared you directly in the eye while he was pooping.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Did you stand right here?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I mean, we get a bathroom door and you get
some privacy.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
They don't. They have to do it on the wide
home and get it back exactly, waiting for attack. What's scary?

Speaker 12 (09:17):
Actually, we do have this going on and a huge
you said, human instinct. When I'm in a urinal and
I'm standing over it, I always feel like someone's gonna
attack me or push me from behind.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
And I really do think that comes from within.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
And you're in a vulnerable state.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Where are you going to the bathroom?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Where do you go where people attack your heart? Iheart's
a very dangerous place.

Speaker 8 (09:40):
You push you into the urinal. I know Danielle will
probably back this one up. But when with women, when
you're wearing like a onesie or one piece a jumper
or romp or whatever and you have to go to
the bathroom, you're legitimately sitting there completely naked. Yeah, And
I'm sure it goes through everybody's head, like at this moment,
if somebody busted into this stall, this would be the
worst moment ever.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Yeah, I'm done there, you go, all right, let's watch
out for each other in those bathrooms.

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Speaker 3 (12:17):
Do you have Okay, let's let's say Brandon your your boyfriend, Gandhi,
does he have any friends that you just detest? M
but you just had you put up with them because
you have to.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, Danielle, you're in Sheldon, maybe.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, let's go out to dinner.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
You're like, nay.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
He had one person that I said, do I have
to go? And he was like yes, you just yeah,
have to.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
I think we all have those, and that's natural, and
we don't all we don't always agree with our partners
and who's great and fun to hang out with, right,
But I'm just wanting to just ever cause a problem
or you just kind of give in. You smile, grin
and Barrett and go Okay.

Speaker 8 (12:58):
Yeah, I think you kind of have to grin and
Barrett if it's not something egregious and they're still friends,
I think you kind of have to suck it up.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Well have you ever have they ever had a friend
or colleague whatever, and you just flat out no, I'm
not going. I will never go out with you with
them ever. You're on your own.

Speaker 8 (13:17):
Go, I've actually done that to my parents. Does that count?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Well, we'll talk about that.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
What do you mean?

Speaker 8 (13:22):
My parents have friends that I have very strong feelings
about and I do not like them, and I will
not be around them. And I've drawn my line in
the sand. And my parents have a really hard time
accepting that because they're like, well, you're in town, blah blah.
I'm like, right, I'm in town. Why are you trying
to hang out with these people when you know that
there is one set of people that drive me up
a wall, and it's these two.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
So I told them, if you're going to force me
to hang out with them, you're gonna have to accept
any of my reactions to things that are said.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Wow. I said it real quick.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
So yeah, so they're like, okay, you stay home.

Speaker 7 (13:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, was it yesterday we were talking? Why did I
bring up the game red Rover?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Red Rover?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
What we were talking about something.

Speaker 8 (14:05):
When we were picking teams the other day for family feud?

Speaker 7 (14:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Yes, that was what two days ago. Yeah, it triggered something.
Three days it triggered something. I mean, and I've been
thinking about it every ever since because when I was
a kid, I was never chosen red Rover.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I was never chosen for softball. I was never chosen
for anything because I was the least athletic you know,
in the in the area code uh and so I
was never chosen.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
And you know, and I started to put two and
two together about how that how it affects me later
in life as an adult, How does it?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Well?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Well, I do, you.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Know, sometimes when I'm not in it's not when I'm
not included in Red Rover Red Rover, because we're beyond that.
My relationships being accepted by other people is kind of
a thing for me. And you know when with every
little thing that you deal with and in older you
can you can, if you give some thought to it,

(15:04):
you can trace it back to your childhood. Things that
happened to you, things that were traumatic to you as
a child. You know, they they last with you for
your forever, especially if you don't address them or like
I think, you know, going through the Red Rover Red
Rover memory actually makes you you go, Okay, let me

(15:25):
acknowledge the fact that the reason why sometimes I feel
a little butt hurt when I'm not accepted by everyone
goes back to that. I can't let it go. Can
you think of anything in your life that's kind of
like that? From your childhood that still affects you negatively today,
yeng Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
I don't so. I think I am almost the opposite
of that. I don't know if it's a negative thing
or not. But because I never fit in anywhere, because
there weren't a bunch of Indian kids where I grew up,
I got used to then not caring about fitting in
because it just was never going to happen for me.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I didn't fit in with the.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
White kids, I didn't fit in with the blacks or
the Spanish kids or whatever. I was always the other, always,
so I just got very used to it. So I
think that my desire now to fit in and for
people to accept me kind of went in the other
direction because I just thought, well, it's never gonna happen, so.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Wow, I actually win in a healthy direction for you.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
But it didn't feel good when I was little. Well, no,
not at all.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
And can you is is there one little tiny raw
nerves still there from that?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Of course? Absolutely?

Speaker 8 (16:23):
And I think too, it's not always a great thing
that I don't care what other people think. I think
that there are some times that you should care and
that you should pay attention to the room and what's
happening and not just be like, well f it, I'm
gonna do me.

Speaker 10 (16:35):
You know.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
So I don't think it's always a good thing, but
definitely there are raw nerves for sure.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Well let me just tell you something I know for
a fat you are with people that love you very much.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yes, guys, you guys are the best.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Really accept you as much of a menace as you
can be. Absolutely, you keep trying, you keep trying to
tear us down.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
You're gonna light fires.

Speaker 15 (16:59):
You guys are always We're always extinguishing stupid fires.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
What about you, Daniel? Can you think of anything from childhood?

Speaker 7 (17:06):
I remember, I can. I can remember exactly what kids
picked on me and their names, because you know, I
remember I had my nose job done in college, and
I remember this one kid, John calling me two can
and all those things.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
You know.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
But it's crazy because I don't feel like the bullying
ever really bothered me. I think I was the type
of person that I kind of let it roll off
and I was just like, Eh, think what you want.
I don't care. And then when I got my nose
job done, it was actually because of professional reasons that
I wanted it done At the time. It wasn't because
of John and his two can jokes. So I don't know. Okay,

(17:41):
so I don't know. You know, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
You can well maybe, but keep in mind, look, I'm
not asking you to tear yourself apart trying to find
out what's wrong with you.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
So this is not what this is about.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
But there may be other things, like if you have
a if you have any difficulty in dealing with something,
let's say, in in your community or with your family
or whatever, you can kind of sometimes if you think
hard enough, you can track it back to something that
happened to you as a kid. And I'm not saying
you should, and you will and you may be perfect
in every way.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I don't know.

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You actually jumped into the Hudson River.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Oh yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 6 (18:59):
This study out once every couple of years. We're overwashing
our clothing.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Okay, how overwashed are we?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Okay? Well, look we I hate doing laundry. I definitely.
I don't mind putting in the washing machine. I was
hating folding when it comes out of the dryer. Experts,
as they say, are telling us to dial it back
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Things you should only wear once before washing it, socks, underwear, undershirts,
anything with visible dirt on it, anything that gets sweaty,
like workout clothes. In general, the closer something as to
your skin, the more it needs to be cleaned. All right,
Things you can wear a few times, the experts saying, pants, sweaters, blouses, bras,

(19:42):
and pajamas usually don't need to be washed that much.
Every three to four wears is fine. Things you can
wear a bunch of times. Of course, Jeans experts say
every ten wears is okay. I found this interesting. Ten
hobbies that make people undtable Please tell me this, of
course has read it. Number One people who prank people

(20:05):
like mean spirited pranks. Well, I'm married.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
One of those.

Speaker 8 (20:11):
Is he playing with you and he's having fun because
that's his love language.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Play.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Well, if there's bloodshed he laughs.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Hobbies that hobbies that make people undateable. Being obsessed with
celebrity culture, especially worshiping celebrities, yes, totally.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
All right.

Speaker 17 (20:29):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
Being obsessed with politics, particularly when it's rage and hate
field politics. They're saying, if you're you can date someone,
but you know, if they're overly, overly saturated with the
need to talk politics all the time. Yeah, no, it's
no fun. People are into bullfighting, this is great, yes,

(20:50):
or dog fighting or anything that has.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
To do with harming animals.

Speaker 8 (20:53):
Totally.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Let's see collecting controversial memorabilia like Nazi collectibles, yeah, or
serial killer collect collects, or like it's gotta be pornography,
or people who collect taxidermy.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
Oh yeah, that is interesting.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Weird.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
Someone else who they feel on this list is undateable.
Social media quote unquote influencers.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
Absolutely, they're the worse. Have you ever hung around them?
You can't do anything, You can't enjoy your life because
everything is a content capture. You can't choose something because
they're going to take a picture. It's too much.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
That could be that could be tiring. People who are
very very addicted to gambling, dating them financial risk. I
don't know people who smoke weed three times a day.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
There's smoking weed.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
A few people said drinking as well, but not occasionally
partaking partaking. But it's like people who make it a hobby,
people who are extreme and obsessive about their hobbies and
it consumes it consumes all their time. And also people
who have zero hobbies are undatable. People need sidelines, people

(22:10):
need things to do. Why are you giggling?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Scary?

Speaker 12 (22:13):
No, I want to add one, but I don't know
if I should say it because I'm gonna get crushed.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
And maybe it's just undtable for me. Okay, Well, keep
in mind it's scary saying it, and it does not
represent the opinion of all others on the show.

Speaker 12 (22:24):
Thank you for the disclaimer. Yes, go strict vegans. Vegans
for what?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
For me?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Personally?

Speaker 17 (22:32):
I feel like I need to communicate through food, through
nourishment and through like that to me is also ed
change food. Now we would never be able to agree
on anything, like like a vegan, A person who's a
strict vegan, the ones that I've met tend to be
a little uptight, you know, so I don't know, militant. Yeah,

(22:54):
it's like, it's a very it takes a certain kind
of person to become a very strict vegan, and I
just don't know if that would work for me.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
That's just me personally, Please.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Don't it is.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
By the way, again, that was scary personally my personal opinion.
Unless anyone here wants.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
To pile on no.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
I So I get the thing with the vegans, I
actually do, But I also think vegans, a very strict
vegan wouldn't date you either, because they don't even want
to kiss people who eat meat. They don't want to
be around it. They don't want to eat in your
kitchen or touch port. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
No, it's a no. Oh, I think we're all safe.

Speaker 12 (23:25):
You're saying, okay, all right, but I'm just saying I
just personally think there's a certain type a certain type.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Of all right, we got you, loud and clear, loud
and clear, anyone else, undtable, undtable.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
Say, somebody who's not a nice person to their parents,
That to me is a red flag right away. Like
if you're nasty to your mom or your.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Dad, I'm like, or also to when you go out
to eat, and the nasty to the people who are
waiting on you. I really hate that.

Speaker 7 (23:56):
I wait. I dated a guy and he was so
mad to the guy who was taking our toll at
the beach. He got so nasty because it was taking
the guy too long, and he starts screaming at him.
And I was like, that's it for me. I'm out there,
No way, that was it.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
I think on the animal cruelty thing too, people who
don't like animals and don't enjoy being around them. That
kind of skews me out too, especially dogs. If you
hate dogs, I'm like, why this is weird?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Be on allergies and things like that.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, sure, I mean I have allergies to dogs. I
just brave it, you know.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
But aren't there many cultures, correct me from our own
cultures around the world, there are dogs just aren't a thing.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, they just absolutely It's just their culture.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
That's where they're from, you know. But if they grew
up with us, they would be hugging in I tell you.
When we were on vacation, there was a family coming
down the beach in front of the house and they
had dogs with him, and of course asked Nate. I
shot up out of my chair and I ran toward them,
and the first thing they said to me was, oh,
we were afraid. You're gonna tell us to get the
dogs off the beach. I'm like no, I'm like, you

(24:56):
get off the beach, leave them with us, right.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Your dog?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah, here come the text vegans wouldn't want to date
scary anyway, So no worries.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Elvis ran in the morning show. As in the.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Morning show, all right, so what do you want to
talk about? Do you want to talk about how Gandhi's
bed broke because your boyfriend was in town.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
They banged it up. I feel like that's the story,
nailed it, Yes, you did. Look we kind of bad breaks. Okay.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
So when I moved into the apartment and they set
up the bed frame, they did it a little janky.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
So I'm gonna start.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
There, Okay, Okay, I'll give you the benefit of the down.

Speaker 8 (25:41):
It started there, and then every time he comes over,
it gets progressively worse, and this thing is now broken
like it's it's the bottom. The support part is just
you roll into the center because it broke. So I
got a new bed frame and he put it together,
and he put it all by himself. He did it
when I was gone, which I appreciate it. I actually
think it's super sexy when people are handy. However, while

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he was flipping my mattress over and doing all kinds
of stuff, he found something and he won't believe me
that it is not mine.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Okay, well we have several stories going here. Yes, first
story is you and your boyfriend broke your bed. Let's
just call it what it is. And secondly, he found
something underneath. Yes, okay, okay, what did he find underneath?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
He found a toy, a TOYX toy.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
That was gifted to us from one of these companies
that comes through and gives us.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
All this stuff. Why was it under your bed though,
because that was in a bag full of stuff to
give away to.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Other people who.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Vibrator.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
I bring those dicks home with me.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I bring everything home with me.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
So it's under your bed. I find it suspicious. It's
under your bed, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
So we put it on top of this bear on
my bed, and he sent me a picture and he's like,
this is how you really broke the bed. I know it.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
You can't break in bed with a vibrator, but you
can break it with a boy. You can't vibrate a
bed to Smithery. Yeah, so he broke the bed. Yes,
it's his fault or yours or you know whoever.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
That frame broke in because of him, not me.

Speaker 6 (27:01):
But then while he's fixing the bed frame, he finds
your toy. Yes, it's your toy. Was it unwrapped?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (27:06):
Yeah, I think so?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Why was it not?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Way?

Speaker 7 (27:08):
Way? Way?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Way?

Speaker 7 (27:10):
Brought it home for other people? What other people are
giving an unwrapped vibrator too?

Speaker 8 (27:15):
I mean, I guess I never thought about that part,
but when I got it, it was unwrapped, so I just
not gifted to someone else.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
So it gives me. It gets me to think it like,
what have you broken? Not body parts, but like furniture
wise while having sex?

Speaker 8 (27:26):
Oh, I bet there's so many things that have broken.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
Yeah, I know coaster boy. Josh and I have something
at Commons. It wasn't furniture. He told me a story
once where he was with someone in Josh, come here
for a second. I want to let him tell the story. Okay,
because it's happened to me too, but not in the
same restaurant restroom.

Speaker 8 (27:44):
But you're not You're really not interested in people with
broken body parts too.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Yeah, no, let's talk about Okay, surfaces high Coast, It's
okay to talk about this.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
What am I walking into?

Speaker 6 (27:56):
You remember with the Remember that restaurant Ivy's all the
little bathroom You were with a girl in one of
those little bathrooms at Ivy's down the street, the restaurant
used to go to all the time, and you actually
were doing it on the sink And what happened.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
I sat in the sink and it fell off the
wall exactly.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, so he told me that story.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
This happened to me too at a place, not that
same place, but yeah, the sink came off the wall.

Speaker 7 (28:23):
Those sinks are not very dirty.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
No for you to put your ass on, then for
you to wash your hands in.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Not even not even thinking about it. I mean, that's
not even a thought.

Speaker 18 (28:34):
Yeah, And I was like, I just leaned up against
it and it was on the silver, like this metal thing,
and it came down and water went everywhere. I ran
to the bar, closed out and got the hell out
of there quickly.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
They've since gone out of business.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
And it happened to me in another place, and there
wasn't there wasn't really a water problem because I turned
the thing off. But yeah, sometimes you know, you're sitting
on the sink in a restaurant or a bar in
my case, and it.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
Falls off the wall right sometime.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
And then then Gandhi breaks the bed, break your bed.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
We're a violent, violent show.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
Sunday fun day before it was broken, did you have
a good time?

Speaker 18 (29:10):
It was a great Sunday. It was a yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Before I broke my bed, best time. Whatever thing.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
You broke a bed, you know what. You can replace
a sink, you can replace a bed. You can absolutely.
Come on, Daniel, I've never we've never broken any Then
you know the day is young.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Get into that adventure.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Hop on a piece of furniture that looks like it's
on his last legs.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's a good thing. Nate didn't break anything when he
was doing it by your microphone on your control board.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (29:40):
A buddy of mine did the hood of his CenTra. No,
he was in the woods with his girlfriend and he
were doing it on there.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Doing someone on us CenTra of the Wow. Good morning, Catherine, Hi,
well Catherine. Then welcome to the show. And so Catherine
has a history of breaking beds.

Speaker 19 (29:57):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (29:58):
I do.

Speaker 20 (30:00):
In college, I broke my bed multiple times with my boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Wow, Now it was just just a cheaply constructed bed
or was it just.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 20 (30:13):
Yeah, it was a pretty cheap bed. Didn't pay too
much for it. And uh, I'm not very good at
building bed frame, so I probably built it the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I know.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
But you know, a bed should be able to, you know,
withstand some sort of force.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
College bed. You know, you get a cheap but.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
You got you broke it twice twice.

Speaker 20 (30:37):
Yeah, my boyfriend fixed it the first time, and then
the second time it broke for good and we were
not able to fix it. So, uh, we just threw
out the bed frame and we were sleeping on the
mattress on the floor.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, you know you can't break an air mattress. Let's
use just a poke a hole in it.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
All right, Catherine, thank you. I'm oh my gosh, I'm
getting all these visuals.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I love the visual.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Wait hold on, hey, Cassie, Hello, Hello, So you were
doing it on your new dryer as a washer dryer,
and what happened.

Speaker 10 (31:12):
I don't I'm not too sure.

Speaker 21 (31:14):
I was on top of it, and when when we
were done, I noticed the dent in the top of it.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
You did a steel drying. You're good.

Speaker 9 (31:30):
To get the dentile, but it's still there.

Speaker 10 (31:32):
So I'll forever remember it.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
I know every time you dry your clothes, you're taking
back to that time.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
It's a personality, right, how many loads?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm sorry? Thank you, Cassie. You can hang up on me.
I don't blame you.

Speaker 6 (31:49):
Hi, Chris, So, it wasn't furnished. You broke your glasses?
How did you break your glasses while doing it?

Speaker 5 (31:59):
So? I had a date with a crush.

Speaker 22 (32:01):
I had had years long crush on this girl, and
I had an eye appointment that day. I had my
Oakley glasses. I was really exciting. I actually see right.
I get over there and I put them down, said,
be sure not to break these, please, I can't see.
She knocks them in the floor. She gets out of
bed because she's got clean up.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
She steps on.

Speaker 22 (32:22):
Them and I didn't even look at him. She goes like,
you should probably just go ahead and leave.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Was it worth it?

Speaker 22 (32:37):
I went back The next night. We broke the flats
and the bed support.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
I love I love our listeners. I love everyone on
our show. We're very violent. We're very violent.

Speaker 8 (32:47):
I like to think passionate engaged.

Speaker 7 (32:51):
Yes, by the way, I know we're not talking about
going to the hospital from second There is that show
on TLC Sex Sent Me to the e R very good.

Speaker 8 (32:58):
There's always a penisle.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, okay, those are great and I love that show.
But I think they should have a show about broken furniture. Yeah,
they show, they just show furniture out by the by
the street. I broke my desk waiting for someone to
go pick it up and take it away.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yes, another week, and here we go into the day.

Speaker 13 (33:19):
Calvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
We do have to get into the list of things
that women and girls do that are creepy. You know,
it's always guys being accused of being creepy, and I
gotta be honest the time.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
You know, guys do creepy things, especially Scary.

Speaker 12 (33:46):
And and Nate and Froggy and every guy that's ever been.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
On this show. Yeah, but you're a little creepier than Mo.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
And look, I know that I I do creepy things too,
but I do my best to try not to. I
try to think before I creep.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
You know what I'm saying. I'm trying my hardest.

Speaker 8 (34:05):
All right, Nice of you, And I was accused of
being a creep myself a lot.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I thought I thought what you did was creepy, did you?

Speaker 10 (34:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
I thought it was. It wasn't like one.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Hundred percent full throttle creep creep a zoid, but it
was pretty creepy.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
I was looking at as being helpful to my friend.
The long story short, A guy was walking down the
street with a dog in his backpack. My friend took
a picture of him and was like, oh my god,
I love this man. Can you help me find him?
I have no idea who he is, so I posted
the photo and then all these people are like, hell,
dare you call other people creepy? That's creepy of you.
But I feel like it wasn't a public place. He's
walking down the street, he knows he has a dog

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in a backpack. If somebody takes a picture of it,
don't be shocked. I didn't take a picture, nor did
she of somebody in their apartment privately.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
If a woman was walking down the street carrying her dog,
and I grabbed a photo of her and said, God,
gotta find this woman.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
You don't think he'd be kind of creepy.

Speaker 8 (34:50):
I actually don't. I'd be like, oh, that's kind of cute.

Speaker 12 (34:52):
He likes this.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Labeled scary, scar is triggered.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
No, no, no, you would be scary, would be labeled
a creep. He was already labeled to creep. So it's
a little late. But by the way, I'm a little
offended at the voice you choose to use as our voice.
Would you speak as us?

Speaker 8 (35:07):
That's how I hear whenever you guys are like correcting
you we've got anything, or people, Hey, everybody, I just
can't believe that you're actually taking this picture. I hate
that voice.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Frog?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
You know?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I still think that let's say, like Bradley Cooper or
Chris Pratt or somebody like that, if they do these things,
I don't think it's looked at it's creepy because they're hot.
I think that how hot you are is they're directly
related to how creepy you are, and if you're super hot,
you're not creepy.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Well, I think that thought alone is creepy anyway.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
So in this list you found at Bold dot com
creepy women stuff. Number one, we stalk our crushes and
everyone they've ever known online.

Speaker 8 (35:46):
Yes, I've done that.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Guilty. Guys do that too.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
I think guys do do that. I've witnessed it happen.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Okay, other creepy things that women do.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
According to Bold dot com, we imagine what our lives
together would be like in creepily specific details.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
It's creepy. Well, I'll explain that to me, Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (36:02):
Okay, so I actually don't do this, but I do
have friends who will come home from a first date
and be like, oh my god, our babies are gonna
be so beautiful. He's gonna want to live in a farmhouse.
We talked about it. I'm looking out into our little
hallway of interns and phone screeners, and they're all raising
their hands that they do this.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Oh, really, all of them.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Oh, if anyone wants to contribute, feel free to go
get him. Number three, we say our names with his
write our first name with his last name.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yes that too.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (36:29):
So it's like if I was dating Nate and I
was just doodling on a piece of paper. Like madea Marino.
Oh my god, it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
No, that's creepy.

Speaker 8 (36:36):
Okay, so I've never done that because I've never wanted
to give up my last name. However, I do know
that it happened.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Uh huh okay.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Another creepy thing.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Women do we find out his astrological site and then
see if we're compatible.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Guilty? Do it all the time?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Really?

Speaker 8 (36:49):
Currently, Now, if I get into an argument with my boyfriend,
I will google like the Taurus man and I send
it to him.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I'm like, this is why you're being a jerk. Maybe
he's being a jerk because you said something stupid. No,
it's because he's a Taurus. We did that when we
started dating. I'm a Scorpio. She's a Scorpio. She's like,
I don't know that we should date because two scorpios
together is not a yet.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
You know my favorite thing. And I've said this before
someone I go, oh my god, what's your sign. I'll go, well,
I'm a Leo and they go ooh oh god. I'm like,
what does that mean?

Speaker 8 (37:17):
It means you're stubborn.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
No I'm not.

Speaker 8 (37:19):
You are stubborn and bold?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
No?

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Yeah, no, no, I'm not stubborn. No, okay, I'm like
a five year old.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
No, I do not you. Number five on the.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
List of things that women do are creepy. That are creepy,
We obsessively reread our text conversations. Yes, done that, and
see if there are any clues he likes us back.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yes, Oh god.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
I get screenshots from friends to analyze, and I'm like,
I don't know that yellow heart doesn't necessarily mean that
he's into you. If it was a red one, i'd agree.
I'm getting some heads up from the girls out in
the hallway to thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Ladies, Okay, I do.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Don't you go back and read texts you you receive,
just to kind of say, wait, let me make sure
I got that. And don't you ever read the texts
you just sent?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
All the time, I do too, cause I go back
and I spelled things correctly that I mess up.

Speaker 8 (38:09):
And I try to think if there was like a
tone that was in the text that I didn't mean
to be in the text, or if I was getting
a tone in the text that I wasn't really happy with.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
Next on the list of ways women are creepy wherever
he is, we are too.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
So I actually have a friend who when snapchat like
opened up that you could see where people's locations were
and not everybody shut their maps off. She was stalking
a dude and she would come up and be like, hey,
you guys, feel like driving past Little Italy today. He's
at a restaurant. I want to see who he's with.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Oh god, no, I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Anyone who geo tracts people without them knowing and then
shows up, I think that is creepy.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
We have we have we have this. We have a
few people who listen to our show that do that,
and it's like, God, what stop.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
It's creepy.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
Don't don't you know you're creeping people out, And especially
if it's a guy you like. I mean, I don't
think it wins you any points, Like oh fancy meeting
you here at the laundromat.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
I had no idea. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Next on the list of things that make you look creepy,
women talking to significant others like a baby.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I know what.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Nate and his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Oh no, and I really like her. Listenmushy puffins here.
All right, let's go.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Talk to Alexis, and which creepy thing did we Hello?

Speaker 19 (39:28):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Did you hear us?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
That was weird?

Speaker 5 (39:36):
You?

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Okay, Alexis, You're good.

Speaker 19 (39:38):
I am. I'm just really excited to be talking to you.
So many times it's like you have no idea how
excited I am right here.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Till you're here.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Because obviously you you you have something very important to
add to this conversation, So let's get to it. So
we're talking about it's not only guys who do creepy things. Girls,
women do creepy things too, as gone he is proving
every day we're finding So which one are you calling
in about?

Speaker 19 (40:06):
So I'm calling in about, you know, after a first date,
when you're talking about, you know, I have like starting
a family with this guy, or like even just you know,
writing you know, mister and missus like Marino or whatever.
I think that's just super creepy. I think that, you know, overall,
you shouldn't do that. You should just wait a while
because you're just gonna break your heart in the end,
or you must.

Speaker 9 (40:26):
Just break your heart.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
Well, there is a possibility of like going too fast,
and it's it's not good for you because if things
don't work as you said, then you'll be very disappointed.
But isn't there also something to be said for fantasizing?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Okay, I just met the guy, but just in case
I would my first name sound good with his last.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Name, let's check it out.

Speaker 19 (40:50):
I do get that, I do, but I feel like
that should happen like maybe like two or three days after.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Okay, because you know.

Speaker 19 (40:57):
The first day you might just you don't know much
about the person on the first date sometimes or typically,
and you know what, if feels like a serial killer
at some point then next so you know, you're fantasizing
about having the last name of serial.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Killer exactly whenever you're fantasized about being alive because you're dead.
But wait, alexis why we have you on the phone.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Let me continue with this list that Gandhi found at
bold dot com and see what you think of some
of these things you and Gandhi work with me. Okay,
let's see you ask to share social media passwords or accounts?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Is that creepy?

Speaker 19 (41:29):
I guess it depends on how long you've been dating
the person.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
Again, no, let her finish, Gandhi, go ahead, Alexis, I'm sorry.

Speaker 19 (41:39):
I guess, like, if you've been dating for like, you know,
I think I think it's less than two years, then
you're asking about social media passwords, then you know, I
don't think that's cool. But then again, it also depends
on how fast you're moving. But if you've been together
for like ten years or like even you know, even
to like five years, that's a good time.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
So god, you're thinking, never ever do you share? You
always have your own account. Wait, but wait, by the way,
to be fair, guys do that too, So it's not
just a woman.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Think.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
Okay, here's one Okay, Alexis Gandhi. It's creepy if you
take and post pictures of him sleeping.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah, I did that yesterday. A crime.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Wait, well, hold on, Alexis, Wait wait, wait, we have
a we have an offender in the room. You said that,
producer Sam.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah, I did that yesterday. Shoot, I saw it. You
took a picture of Will sleeping and then you posted it.

Speaker 14 (42:32):
Well, I spent a few hours cooking and I was
really excited about it, and I told him and he
came in and the first thing he thought he had
to do was take a nap before he tried all
the food I did, so I posted a photo of
him sleeping.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
I must be honest, I've posted I've posted alex sleeping
photos too.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Are we creepy, Alexis, are we creepy?

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Well?

Speaker 19 (42:48):
Okay, so I actually saw what Sam was talking about,
so I didn't think that was creepy. I think that's
just like, you know, that was kind of funny. But
if you're like posting a picture, it's just kind of like,
I don't know, it's just kind of I'm not really
muschy person, and I don't I'm not. I'm not against
anyone who's munchy. I think that's great, but like you know,
when you're just like constantly posting pictures of them sleeping,
and you're just like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
That's gonna get creepy. You're right now.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
And also, Sam, don't post pictures of will but holding
the furniture.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
We don't want to see. All right, Alexis, thank you,
it's a pleasure talking to you. Oh wait, wait, go ahead, can.

Speaker 19 (43:23):
You send me a sign?

Speaker 21 (43:24):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (43:24):
Please?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Oh my god, absolutely, I'm you want me to sign it?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Oh my god? Okay, oh god.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
And then Gandhi.

Speaker 19 (43:33):
I just want to say, you're doing it for all
the brown girls out there. I just want to let
you know that I'm a brown girl and I'm so
happy you're on the show.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
God, I wish I was a brown girl right now.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
I love you, Alexis. Hold on one second, let's see
more on this list. Referring this, they say this is creepy,
referring to herself as princess or queen.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Okay, I can't stand it.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah bye, Queen.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Number eleven.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
Have a friend hit on her her significant other to
see if that person will cheat.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
That's psycho. I have a friend who did it really?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Oh yeah, scary.

Speaker 12 (44:09):
How about a girl who pokes holes in her boyfriend's
condoms and hopes to trap him and get him and
get pregnant.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah, that's that's creepy. Criminal, Yes, yes, producer.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Sam, Oh No, that's just that's illegal. It's illegal.

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Speaker 13 (45:41):
Elvis Duran in the morning show, don't answer the phone.
Elvis durand Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Danielle tells us this is a very mysterious phone tap yeah,
so mysterious.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
We may not play it right.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Okay, So here's what happened. I called and I set
this up ahead of time. But it cannot use names
of who's in the call because it involves a school,
involves teachers on a secretary, and there's a lot of
things to protect. So just play, okay, just play.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Okay, here's the phone tap.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
We know nothing about it from daniel.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
Hello, her name. Yes, it's Danielle from Elvis' show.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
I'm quey.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
Hey is the principal in the office. Oh yes he is.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Okay, So what.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
I want you to do is just tell him that
you have the substitute on the phone. But I don't
sound right, so just say to him, you know, I
don't know. You may want to talk to her ahead
of time. Okay, So set it up like that and
then hand him the phone.

Speaker 21 (46:33):
Okay, great, I will it's not I got the substitute
on the phone, but she kind of found sick.

Speaker 19 (46:43):
I'm going to pass you through.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
Hello, Hi, this is this is a band of lavin.
I'm coming in tomorrow to cover the class those history class.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (46:57):
I just wanted to confer what time I have to
be I'm so excited. I can't wait to come in
and teach the kids.

Speaker 10 (47:03):
Well, well, Terrific, you sound a little bit under the weather, though.

Speaker 7 (47:06):
No, I'm fine. I have Oh, I have these horrible
allergies for some reason. It hits me at different times
during the year. Yeah, but I'm okay, I'm okay.

Speaker 10 (47:13):
Well, Terrific. You know, we actually had a bunch of
illnesses going around, and I'm just kind of a little
bit concerned. Well, you know, I'm sure you're great and well,
definite want to use you, but I'm not sure if
tomorrow will be a good day for you be coming in.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Oh no, no, no, no problem. If I have the sneeze,
I turn my head. If I have to cough alter
by head, I won't cough of the kids, and they'll know,
and I'll right away when I commit, I'll say, hey, guys,
I have an allergy. I just am letting you know.

Speaker 23 (47:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (47:35):
No, I mean, I appreciate that, But you know what,
if you're going to be costing easing, just get better.
Listen to yourself. Listen you need to to the doctor
or something.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
Because no, I don't need to go to a doctor.
The doctor's the allergies. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 10 (47:50):
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not being cleared here.
You cannot come in you are sick. I have students
that cannot leave, cannot be sick. Okay.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
When I work at the club at night, they don't
have this problem.

Speaker 10 (48:00):
If you work at the club at night. Well wow, okay,
Well I'm not exactly sure. Then that school is the correction.

Speaker 7 (48:07):
Why there's a day job at a night job. It's
two different things.

Speaker 10 (48:10):
Okay, Well, it sounds like you're a little bit overextended
right now.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
No, I'm not. I finished the club at like two
or three. I couple, I take a little bit of
a nap, but I come in and I teach the kids.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I already have my lesson plan ready to go and everything.

Speaker 10 (48:23):
That's I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Well, you know, I think you're just discriminating against strippers.

Speaker 10 (48:28):
All night for all I can.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
You know you have a problem that.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
I take my clothes off at night and that I
want to teach the kids. That's the problem.

Speaker 10 (48:34):
I haven't said anything like that, Okay. All I said
was that you're sick. You need to get better.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
I have you.

Speaker 10 (48:38):
I'm in the middle of the school there kids. I'm
not going to give the.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
Kids a lap dance or anything.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
I guess.

Speaker 10 (48:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
I'm going to come in at seven thirty tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (48:45):
No, you are not. There's no position for you. Do
not come in.

Speaker 7 (48:48):
What if you came down to the club tonight and
you see what I do, and then you would know
that tomorrow I'm not going to do the same thing.

Speaker 10 (48:54):
I have students coming in. I need to start my day.
I don't have time to babysit you on the phone
right now. Okay, I don't need.

Speaker 7 (49:00):
To be a babysitted I'm fine. I just don't I
just have a cold. I mean not a cold. Maybe
I just have allergies.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
You don't need to be babysitted whatever. I don't think
you should be in the classroom.

Speaker 7 (49:09):
You give me a break. I made one stupid mistake
with my verbiage.

Speaker 10 (49:13):
Why don't you fly in another district?

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Okay, I could tell you.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
You're actually on the radio and this is just a
phone tap.

Speaker 10 (49:21):
What's going on? What is going on?

Speaker 7 (49:22):
This is Danielle from Elvis Duran in the morning show,
and you got phone tapped. Happy early birthday.

Speaker 10 (49:28):
Yeah you're fighting.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Yeah, this is great.

Speaker 10 (49:31):
My heart is racing here Elvis.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 18 (49:36):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all of ours.

Speaker 13 (49:40):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Okay, all right, So I know what happens a lot
on Thanksgiving where you have the family coming over and
you have all these dishes you have to make. So
you tell them, yeah, I'm gonna make lunch for us,
come over for Thanksgiving lunch, and then you run out
to the Boston Market you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
and you pick up some because they do a great
job on you know, mashed potatoes and green beans and
blah blah blah. So, uh is intern Stephanie Bonerno in today? Oh,

(50:10):
let's go talk to intern Stephanie. Good morning, Stephanie. How
are you everyone? So Stephanie, her mom and dad. Your
mom and dad were born in Italy, right, My.

Speaker 24 (50:21):
Dad was, and he came here when he was eight
years old. My mom is from Puerto Rico, but she
was born here.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Now what part of Italy is your father from.

Speaker 24 (50:29):
He's from Sicily.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Oh god, yeah, that is so cool.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
Yeah, Sicilians are so more lively and and get so
so into it, and then they get mad at you,
and then they like you one minute later.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
It's a strange as you.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
But yeah, believe me, I've dated nothing but Sicilian, so
I'm uh anyway, So your mom and dad were gonna
come over to your place for dinner.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
You're gonna cook dinner for your mom and dad, I was,
I was, so they know they're Italian food?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Is actually your dad right, one hundred percent.

Speaker 24 (51:02):
He's very into the cuisine, so he knows exactly how
everything should taste, and especially with the sauce.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
The great Yeah, it's all about the sauce.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
So if you make a bad Italian meal, your dad
is he's going to know it. So you were very
nervous tell everyone what you did without your parents knowing.

Speaker 24 (51:20):
So I was extremely nervous for this huge event that
I was going to throw at my house. And I
actually ordered all the food from a local restaurant, threw
it into a pan, and then may believe like it
was it was cooked by me.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
So, Stephanie, if you have a lot of peky people
over there that know their Italian food, they trust you.
You know it better because your dad is from Italy,
but you actually used there. So where did you get
the food from? Just a local Italian restaurant, a.

Speaker 24 (51:50):
Local Italian restaurant that I knew that they did not
know the exact taste of some local areas. You just
know that's where it's from. You have the sauce with
a certain sugar, this and that, and I just knew
that they did not know this taste.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Stephanie, what did you do with the containers? The containers?
Where'd you put them?

Speaker 10 (52:07):
So?

Speaker 24 (52:07):
I threw out all the containers, but I made sure
to throw a little sauce from one of the containers
into the pots and pans and into the sink. So
I made sure that everything look like I made it
from scratch. Did not do a single What did they
say when they ate it? They were like, oh my god,
we taught you so well.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Did you ever tell.

Speaker 8 (52:27):
Them the truth?

Speaker 24 (52:28):
No, they're probably listening right now because they're avid listeners.
But sorry, mom and dad.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Oh my god, I get it, though. I mean, does
anyone think that's just a mortal sin?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
I mean, we call that the permissible lie.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Yeah, you put some so, you put some sauce on
your cheek. You make it look like you were in
this slaven for hours.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
It's just splatter. You have to splatter sauce all over
the stove.

Speaker 7 (52:55):
Cooking pasta is not usually you know, it's usually very messy.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
So right e splatters, all right, thank you, Thank you, Stephanie.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Then because of you and your honesty and turned Stephanie's honesty,
I'll tell you what I did. So we had a
dinner party for nine at the house, okay, And I
made a little bitty turkey meatballs so I can make
some Italian wedding soup. And then I made this beautiful
lasagna in in a Garden. Thank you on behalf of
all your gaze.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
We thank you.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
I made in a Garden's Italian Turkey sausage lasagna. Look
up the recipe. It's the best ever. And then at
the last minute, of course, Alex like, yo, can we
have some chicken palm? I'm like, okay, So I got
some chicken. I pounded the chickens out, I breaded them,
and you know, I fried them whatever, and I'm just like,
oh my god.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
I have to make sauce.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
So in my kitchen back way behind the cereal boxes
in the cupboard, I have bottles of REOs Marinara.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
The best you did, you add some wine to it.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Yeah, I doctored a little bit, yeh. But but I
what I did was, you know, everyone was in the kitchen.
I took the pan I was gonna put the sauce in.
I went into the into the pantry and I poured
it in there, in there, and then I hid the
bottle behind the cereal, and I brought it back in
and just started a stirring, and no one knew the.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Differ it struck. I had no idea, and it was great.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I know, Oh my god, I know, even if it's
whatever brand and it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Okay, So you enjoyed it. But I didn't say to you,
oh that's the sauce I slaved over all day. But
I did lie. Because I didn't tell you it's not
my sauce. You assumed it was mine, right, I did
assume it.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
If she had asked, if Gandhi had said, hey, Elvis,
this is delicious. Did you make this from scratch? What
would you say?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I would pull her aside and go shut up.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
There wasn't even time for me to think that it
wasn't made by you, because I was in the kitchen
with you all day.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
The fact that you snuck that past this is amazing.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
The fact the fact is I had to sneak into
another room with the pan and pour it in another ring,
and then stuck the pan back in.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
It was cooking all day.

Speaker 8 (54:51):
Took him four hours to make the stock. I mean,
I can't believe it, but I'm scared.

Speaker 12 (54:56):
I remember when the listener called in and admitted to
burning the turkey thanksg thing, and then she went over
to Boston Market and then took a whole bunch of
Thanksgiving Carver sandwiches, slid all the turkey meat off.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
The sandwich and lined it up on a fancy and
what's wrong?

Speaker 6 (55:11):
Okay, they enjoyed the meal, and look, you lied by
making them assume you cooked it. You didn't say, hey, ever,
what look at the turkey I bade.

Speaker 8 (55:22):
Right, you never said it.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
That will be.

Speaker 7 (55:23):
Better than you people showing up and your meal socks.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
There is that, of course, totally. I agree with that.
All right, So I lied to my friends. So I mean, Lydia, Malcolm.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
You were here, did I mean, do you feel offended?

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Not at all?

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Matter of fact, I'm going to get some of those
nan arrow jars.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah, is the best, and.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
They have a vodka sauce that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
Uh this text not in my house. My uh Nana
would stir the sauce and have a sponge in the
other hand. Every time a little speck of sauce came
on the stuff, she wiped it down.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
And that's how she did it. That's how she taught me. Wow,
is that is that the text you.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Want me to ring?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, not in my house.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
But people, No, I would never allow a splatter mine.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
No, no, I love. I love when the Italians texting
about their nona. No no, no no.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
So let me ask you this, What are some other
permissible lives out there? Things that you go, m yeah,
I did this, I did that.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
No you didn't.

Speaker 8 (56:20):
I was just going through a list in my head
of things I was gonna say, we're permissible lies.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
And then I don't think any of them are.

Speaker 8 (56:24):
Like I don't think it's okay to tell your friends
that they look good if they don't. Like whenever I
see someone looking crazy in public, I think, oh my god,
you have terrible friends. It didn't tell you not to
wear that?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Wow? Yeah, do you tell them that they look good
what they do.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
I think it depends on the friend. Some friends can
handle it, some can't.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
See that's the thing about Gandhi. You you will say
what's on your mind and to a fault.

Speaker 8 (56:44):
Well, I want to be a good friend, and I
would hope somebody does the same to me. You know,
if I put something on it looked like trash, well
I would want someone to be like, no, don't do
that one.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
That's not a good idea.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
I just think that as we go through life, sometimes
we when you say this out loud, you feel like
it's a comeback, But I'm saying it anyway. Sometimes in
life you do have to bend the truth a little
to the left or to the right to make things
work out the best.

Speaker 7 (57:05):
We lie to our kids all the time, Like what.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Kind of lies you tell your kids? Please?

Speaker 7 (57:10):
There's certain like I always say, Oh, they got you
on camera doing something at school, so you better be
careful because the camera is gonna.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Catch like they do it. But they do have cameras,
so that's not a total no.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
Yeah, but I don't think they have cameras every inch
of the place. But I think, yeah, you know, I
forget it. You It's ridiculous. What does your parents to
tell you if you swallow that gum, you're gonna grow
gum tree in your stomach. I used to believe that.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Crap, And you believe there's a gum tree.

Speaker 7 (57:34):
And when my mom told me that it was gonna
grow in my stomach, yeah, I believe dark.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Always heard the gum.

Speaker 6 (57:41):
If you my dad said, if you eat gum, it
stays in your stomach for seven years.

Speaker 10 (57:45):
It can't be true.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
There's not a gum hanging up.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
For seven years. What about your froggy? What permissible liear
you telling?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Well?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
What about when you tell somebody all, I've only been
with three partners? Are you lie to people to stop
an argument? It's really exactly, it's a It's a lie
that is not really negative. It's not gonna hurt anybody.
It just keeps it from getting out of hand.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
I got it. Like earlier, we had a caller call up.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
She said she and her boyfriend went on a break
and when they got back together, they had to tell
each other who they slept with. I mean, like, no,
I just you know I had mister handy.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
That was as far as I got liar line twenty
four is Becca.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Here we go, Yeah, Becca, Grandma's and when they cook
your Thanksgiving dinner, I know that they cook it, all right,
they don't lie. Grandma's don't lie.

Speaker 25 (58:30):
Yeah. She got tired of peeling the potatoes, I guess,
so she used some dried ones. And then months later
she was like, hey, guys, I have something to tell you,
and she had used dried potatoes for half of it.

Speaker 7 (58:43):
You know that that was killing her for the last
couple of months.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
That.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, that's guilt, Grandma guilt.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
Grandma guilt.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Oh, I love you guilt. Grandma guilt is her new name.
Grandma guilt.

Speaker 6 (58:53):
All right, Becca, Thanks, but something a little thing like
potato flakes versus real potatoes Grandma's. They lose sleep over
that crap. Hi, Jessica, Hi, Hey, how's your drive so far?

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Good?

Speaker 7 (59:05):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 26 (59:05):
Just drop so I'm happy.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
Oh the kids are out of it? If I can
talk about mister Handy now anyway? All right, so the permissible, Like,
don't you agree.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Jessica, It's okay to bend the truth a little sometimes, just.

Speaker 20 (59:19):
A little bit.

Speaker 26 (59:20):
If it needs to be done in order to keep
people happy and satisfied, then yes, send it a little too.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
How have you done that? How have you done that?

Speaker 12 (59:30):
Well?

Speaker 26 (59:30):
Every year we have, well we had a Thanksgiving one
year and I didn't I was not aware. I mean,
I think I'm a pretty good cook, but I don't know.
I wasn't aware that when you get a turkey from
the supermarket, it's in it was frozen and I didn't
know it. Open the door, you know what I mean,

(59:52):
Like when you open the door and like that's where
the frozen stuff is and you open it and you
you know, frozen, you take it out.

Speaker 19 (59:57):
And you close it.

Speaker 26 (59:58):
Well, it wasn't in any sort of thing like that. Yeah,
So I left it out all night. I was like,
I got up the next morning, I was like, I'm ready, Like,
let's do this. I went to like put it in
the oven and it was like it was hard as
a rock.

Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
And I have people coming over that night, So what'd
you do?

Speaker 26 (01:00:14):
So I just went to I went to.

Speaker 21 (01:00:16):
The Honey Baked Ham Company. I didn't tell nobody, and
I just you know, put the turkey in the oven,
pre cooked, warmed it, served it and everyone said it
was the best.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
Turkey I've ever made.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
But did you did you stand at the foot of
the table and say attention to everyone. Here's the turkey
I roasted for you today.

Speaker 26 (01:00:35):
I slaved all day long.

Speaker 13 (01:00:38):
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can't talk about on the Big Show.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
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Speaker 13 (01:00:54):
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Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
I have a restraining order against them.

Speaker 13 (01:01:04):
Oh, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Halloween Party Songs. We're gonna help you come up with
your own list by doing this contest. Let's go talk
to Eric online twelve.

Speaker 26 (01:01:23):
Hello Erica, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
We're doing okay?

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Are you a huge Halloween fan?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Do you love it?

Speaker 9 (01:01:30):
We love Halloween at my house.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Now, do you have your Halloween party songs playlist ready
to go?

Speaker 26 (01:01:38):
Somewhat?

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
I think I have a pretty good list.

Speaker 6 (01:01:40):
You know, if you go to your iHeartRadio app, we
have an entire channel just devoted to Halloween classics, I
mean Halloween hits. I didn't know there were so many
songs you could play at a Halloween party, But now
that Gandhi's compiled this list.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Let's see how you do. It's pretty good. Been about
ten dollars apiece, there's sixteen of them here, let's go
all right, here we go. Halloween Party song number one?
What is my mom?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Stuff from his lap began rise?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
And suddenly, to my surprise, what is it?

Speaker 26 (01:02:11):
That's monster?

Speaker 24 (01:02:14):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
He did the mons. That was pretty easy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
Let's let's let's let challenge you little more. Here is
Halloween Party song number two?

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
What is that?

Speaker 9 (01:02:37):
Zary by the Cranberry?

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Not as stretched at all?

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Here is Halloween Party song number three? What is it?
Very appropriate? What song is that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Highway to hell?

Speaker 11 (01:03:09):
Rys?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Against all of these? I can tell? Here is You're
up to thirty dollars? Here's Halloween Party song number four?

Speaker 27 (01:03:14):
In the loose sleep one cheap too Sheep, come cuck,
Cooky's cool Keith, but I maxically created in juke deep?

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Hmm. Do you know that one? Do you remember it?

Speaker 9 (01:03:23):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (01:03:23):
I know it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Yes?

Speaker 20 (01:03:27):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
It was actually written by a friend of ours. A
lot of people don't know that. Do you guys remember
who wrote it? Do you remember?

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Look it up?

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
Oh, what's her name wrote it with the bangs see
See See wrote it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
We'll look it up. Okay, what song was it? Do
you hear it again?

Speaker 10 (01:03:47):
In the sleep one?

Speaker 27 (01:03:48):
Here we go in the loose Sleep one cheap to Sheep,
Cuck Cooky's cool Keith but A Maxical tweeted in ju
deep yep.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Who is it?

Speaker 10 (01:03:57):
Oh my gosh, Eminem and Rihanna.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yes, it's called the Monster.

Speaker 16 (01:04:09):
Get up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
A great song. You're making a just farted face?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Oh no, I did just farts.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
Okay, sorry about that, Erica, you're up to thirty dollars.
Here is Halloween Party song number five, follow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
People single, rath let people get the rath let people.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
Jump an.

Speaker 11 (01:04:31):
It's your free.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
For thirty dollars. You're doing great. We're behind you, Erica.
Here is Halloween Party song number six.

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
Coffee singing in Alpha.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
I'm gonna go someone cosa to get me in love and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
I'll tell you about it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Mm hmm if you know that one?

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Do you know that one?

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Uh? Whoa wow?

Speaker 7 (01:04:55):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
I gonna be honest, I totally forgot about that song. Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:05:09):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:05:10):
John Bellion wrote the Monster Apparentlyn't Syah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Here we go, keep moving on Halloween Party song number seven.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
Black Widow, Black.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Widow Baby.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Another co wroter a writer of Monster is bb Rexa.
That was the name I was looking for. Did you
know that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
That's what I remember?

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
All right, you're up to sixty dollars here, you're doing
great erica. Here is Halloween Party song number eight.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
A little older.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
What is it? H O my good mess?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Yeah? That is Psycho Killer by.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
The Talking Yeah that's okay. S. The name of the
song is Psycho Killer.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
So property brown.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Halloween Party song number nine, hit it you sound good
at a Halloween party?

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Who is it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
And what is it called?

Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
The Serbia?

Speaker 16 (01:06:38):
You got.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
A let's keep on going. Here is Halloween Party song
number ten.

Speaker 26 (01:06:52):
So mm hmm, payment black you got it?

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
You got it going on here. Here's Halloween Party song
number elevens making.

Speaker 10 (01:07:15):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Demon imagine dragons.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
I do believe, all right. Here's Halloween Party song number twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Excellent.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
What song is it?

Speaker 9 (01:07:40):
Paper fret?

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
You had your own language, so you got.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Okay, don't have super free richie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
If you correct.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
You're up to one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
You want to make some more money?

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Okay? Here is Halloween Party Song number thirteen, clear, I
don't know. Is that a Halloween songs A stretch?

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
You know it's a great song. We love it anyway,
i'd played at my party.

Speaker 19 (01:08:10):
What what is that?

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
Oh yeah, there's blinding lights. By the weekend, you're still
one hundred dollars. Here is Halloween Party song fourteen?

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Are you doing this all night?

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
A drinker?

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
You remember where that song is from? Yeah, I won't
take that. That's Day Out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Morning.

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
That film definitely produced in the nineteen eighties. All right,
Halloween Party Song number fifteen, you'll never get it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
It was.

Speaker 16 (01:09:02):
Oh my god, I know, I know it's Marilyn Manson.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
That's good enough for me. That's beautiful. People, we'll take
it down. We didn't like that song.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Done.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
This is a freak.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
I'll give you one more, all right? What Halloween parties.

Speaker 17 (01:09:24):
Scream?

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
It's kind of a creepy song.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (01:09:30):
Blackguard?

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Congratulations, you just won one hundred and thirty dollars. Also,
you did a lot better than I would have done.
Got to be honest, absolutely all right. If you're If
you want to hear more songs for your party list,
make sure you check out the iHeartRadio Halloween Channel.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Eric.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
I have a great day.

Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
I don't know what it was, but you know, I
live in this old house, right and I'm being from Texas.
We didn't have we just didn't have them. So moving
to the Northeast and living in older houses, we got basement.
So this is a new thing for me, right. So
I had to go down to the basement last night
to grab some paper towels or something, and I kind
of looked around and I realized this is creepy as
f I mean, this is a creepy room, you know,

(01:10:16):
because I had that big, you know, that old furnace
in the corner. It looks like a crematorium. I could
like burn a body in there if I wanted to,
I guess yeah. And you know these you look at
some of these old houses, these these burners have been here,
I mean since I like the seventeen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
I haven't checked the I haven't checked the a little
plate on the front. But anyway, there's corners in this
room that are dark and I don't know which back to.
I don't want to know what's back there. There's like
a closet down there. I daren't open that door.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
I don't know what's in now, but here's the telling thing,
and I don't have it, So therefore I can go
down to my basement. Every single horror film or murder
slash film you watch, if you go up to the attic,
they have those part mannequins that you can like sew
clothing onto, like those those clothing forms that if you're

(01:11:01):
doing seamstress work or whatever the word is.

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
Every murder film has one of those. So I'm thinking,
if you are living a life where you like to
create your own dresses and things, you're probably a murderer.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
What are the creepy things do you find in your house?
You're like, this is creepy. I gotta get this out
of my house.

Speaker 8 (01:11:23):
There are some kitchen utensils that I think look really
really suspicious, like anything that hangs from the ceiling or
has a hook in any way.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
I'm like, ew, no, what is that? Get out of here.
I just think meat hook's in the basement. Nope, can't
have that meat hooks in the basement.

Speaker 11 (01:11:37):
Yeah, Nate, Okay, if you have one of those old mirrors,
those freestanding mirrors, especially those ones that swing back and forth. Yeah,
there's an evil spirit attached to that because it's always
sitting by itself.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Can I tell you a creepy thing?

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
So you've heard of Brooks Brothers, that old men's clothing store,
the original Brooks Brothers in Manhattan. I think they recently
closed it down. I went in there I had to
get a shirt or or something, and they have one
of those standing oval mirrors that President Lincoln.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Used to use. Whoa he said, go check it out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
I'm not looking at that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
Yeah, that's lot. Forget it. If you say his name
three times and spin around, does he show up?

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Abraham Lincoln? Abraham Lincoln. I'm not gonna say it again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Those are creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Yes, the old school silver.

Speaker 12 (01:12:21):
Meat grinders with the churning thing with the because I
always feel like someone's gonna put someone's arm in.

Speaker 7 (01:12:27):
A Sopranos Sopranos style.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
And they're gonna case into sausage.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
You know what else?

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
You know, in the backyard, when you have like a shed,
like an old rickety shed. If I see one in
someone's yard, I think like they have somebody imprisoned in
their chained up you know health. Yeah, that freaks me out.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
Yeah, no, typically they build something underground for that these days.
Oh okay, that's what old straight and told me. Is
Ashley still on line twenty four? Yes, okay, Ashley. Hello Ashley,
you're talking about creepy things in your basement and you
actually are convinced a murderer lived in your house.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Why is that, Ashley?

Speaker 23 (01:13:05):
So, my house was built in the eighteen hundreds, and
when you go down into my basement, there's a hidden door,
and on the hidden door there's like a bunch of
these padlocks on it.

Speaker 20 (01:13:15):
So when you get through the.

Speaker 23 (01:13:17):
Hidden door, it leads up into another room with another
door with padlocks, And when you open that door, there
is this cutout in the wall and there's this old
swinging chain bed that's in there, and then surrounded in
that room, all the rooms have metal bars all over them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Oh my god, you know it sounds like a sex dungeon.

Speaker 19 (01:13:38):
It does.

Speaker 23 (01:13:39):
I will so if you actually take a look at it,
like we were joking around about it, but then like
it literally looks like somebody was murdered in there. They
when we bought the house, they told us that they
used it for canning.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
But is that what you call it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
I can't tell you last I've not got canned.

Speaker 23 (01:13:57):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
If you ever want to airbnb that thing out for
the weekend, let me know, definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
I'm kidding, all right, should Halloween.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
I know, or any night of the year. All right,
Well look into it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
You know, you can go to if you really are curious,
you can look up the history behind your house and
see if there's been any activity reporter there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Okay, go check it out. Let us know. I thank you,
I will, all right, actually, thank you. Victoria Line twenty three. Uh,
we're talking about creepy stuff you find in your house.
What do you what does your neighbor have.

Speaker 16 (01:14:31):
Over ten sheds in their backyard?

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Sheds ten? What are they storing back there?

Speaker 9 (01:14:38):
I don't know, and I don't know if I want
to know?

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Yeah, now you want to know.

Speaker 7 (01:14:43):
You gotta look those sheds, freaky right.

Speaker 16 (01:14:46):
They have the roof are like the back of a
truck that you would put like on the back of
a truck that's with windows. That's that for the roof
on all of them.

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
I saw a movie once where this crazy killer clown
was he was keeping cheerleaders on hooks on meat hooks.
In a place like that.

Speaker 20 (01:15:04):
So, yeah, I used to be a cheerleader.

Speaker 11 (01:15:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
See, and your neighbor knows it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:12):
Tell you that's what the uniform stuff had going on.
I watched that docuseries and we had some sheds.

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
Then you have the year bomber moving to the side
of a mountain of mailing bombs to people.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
What a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
I will thank you, good luck with I would keep
an eye on him.

Speaker 16 (01:15:25):
Victoria, Oh, thank you, I will.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Thanks for listening. You're scary.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
He also guys Justin Bieber.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Here n missus, Mariah Carrey. My name is Alex Horren.
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. What Elvis Durant in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Hey, let's talk about unpopular opinions. I got this off BuzzFeed.
Cold weather is better than warm weather? Anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
No, that's a lie. I like cold weather.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Yeah, I agree with but it's better than warm weather. Yes,
for your Yes, it's okay, it's okay. It's not the
end of the world that he likes cold weather over
warm weather. It's okay, it's okay. Shut up.

Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
Prob Thirty thirty seven percent of people agree that cold
weather is better than warm weather. That means more people
like warm Weather. Nickelback is actually a pretty good band, anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Oh, dear God, No, Yes, I came from No.

Speaker 8 (01:16:25):
I've had arguments with my boyfriend about this because lately
we've been listening to like old station streaming, and he's
all about like Nickelback and smash Mouth and stuff that's
just embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
He loves it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
Okay, fifty percent about forty eight percent actually agree that
Nickelback is actually a pretty good band.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Okay. The show Friends is overrated? Agree to disagree, totally disagree.
See I disagree too.

Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
I never was a huge fan of Friends, but I
do think if you liked it, you loved it thirty
Only thirty seven percent believe it was overrated. Oh here's
one that I've changed my tune on. Tomatoes are bad
and ruined sandwiches.

Speaker 7 (01:17:10):
Yes, I think they're bad. They wet the sandwiches y.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Consistency.

Speaker 7 (01:17:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
I used to detest raw tomato, and now the other
day I hate an entire tomato.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
In a day, I just snacked on a tomato. I
don't know where it came from. It a little salt
on it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:31):
Have you ever put a little salt on it and
snacked on it. That's delicious. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
I found that a slice of tomato and my hamburger
makes it very juicy. Thirty five percent believe tomatoes are
bad in ruined sandwiches, which is low.

Speaker 20 (01:17:44):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Here's one I don't understand. Maybe you can enlighten me.

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
Putting a period at the end of a text makes
it seem more aggressive.

Speaker 7 (01:17:56):
Yes, I think so gone.

Speaker 8 (01:17:59):
It seems more deliberate because you have to kind of
go out of your way. If it's the only sentence
that you're sending, you sort of have to punctuate it
or hit the space bar twice. So it's a deliberate
thing that seems very final, like a pert sentence.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Right, what about you, scary?

Speaker 12 (01:18:16):
I see an exclamation point as more aggressive, like when
you do exclamation point.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
I think period is just period.

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
Fine, if you is very aggressive, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Well, here's the thing. You may be surprised.

Speaker 6 (01:18:34):
Fifty one percent of people agree that putting a period
at the end of a sentence a text sentence is aggressive.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
I didn't know that many people had a problem with it.

Speaker 15 (01:18:42):
Yeah, yeah, orange juice is better with pulp yes, oh yes, no,
no way, pulples.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
You don't like your pulp.

Speaker 8 (01:18:54):
Oh, I hate the pulpit makes me feel weird, Like,
what is that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
I didn't be you feel?

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
How does it? It makes you the mouth feel weird?

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
Well wait wait can we can we ask the same
about peanut butter crunchy or smooth? See I can't think crunchy. Yeah,
it's like ants in my mouth or bugs in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Yeah, it takes so long to get rid of those peanuts.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
But anyway, orange juice is better with pulp only forty
one percent degree, so more people don't like the pulp.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Uh. Making the bed is a pointless chore.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
No, No, I think it's important.

Speaker 8 (01:19:30):
I think when you make your bed in the morning,
it sort of just sets the rest of the day
up for success. You've already done something, and then when
you come home it looks good, you feel better the
air circulating in your house.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Make your bed, you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
So, you're saying, look a look at him over there,
that unsuccessful schlub. Obviously he doesn't make his bed.

Speaker 29 (01:19:49):
Yess my assumption? Okay, yes, God doesn't make this crew.
Here's here's an interesting one. The letter Q isn't necessary
and should be removed from the alphabet.

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
Yes, really, it can be replaced with a kW, which
makes letters look cooler anyway, and it should just be
that way.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
The q' is weird.

Speaker 8 (01:20:11):
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
In cursive, I get to say, see being a gay guy,
I like the QE LGK. It would look weird if
it was lgbt kW. Only twenty three percent agreed that
the Q is not necessary. And finally, let's say't sing.

Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
The alphabet song without the Q. It just sounds wrong.
It's just not cool, not fun.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
It's duv w kW rs. Yeah, Jennifer, since it's a text,
let's go talk to her on twenty four scary Hey, Jennifer,
unpopular opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
What do you have?

Speaker 26 (01:20:53):
I hate the smell of fresh cut grass?

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
I love that smell?

Speaker 17 (01:21:00):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
I like the smell, but I know it's going to
produce a sneeze. Is it because is it because of allergies?
Or you just don't like the smell's grass?

Speaker 16 (01:21:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:21:12):
I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (01:21:13):
It just it's just disgusting to me.

Speaker 9 (01:21:16):
And people always talk about, oh, I love the smell
of fresh cut grass, and.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
Well, they used to have candles. The candles called fresh
cut grass. But the problem isn't the fact that you
don't like fresh cut grass. The problem is the way
people respond, Just like Gandhi just did. She was like,
what you don't like fresh cut right?

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Smells like childhood? How can you hate that about toys?

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Love?

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Love, love the plastic?

Speaker 6 (01:21:50):
But back, hold on, Jennifer, what is it about fresh
cut grass that makes you makes you sick or you
don't like it?

Speaker 16 (01:21:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 26 (01:21:57):
It just has a terrible smell.

Speaker 9 (01:21:59):
I just don't know why.

Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
I don't know what.

Speaker 9 (01:22:01):
I don't even know what's the feeling about it. It's
just okay, and you know, it's like I don't know, I.

Speaker 26 (01:22:08):
Just hate in the summertime when you see somebody mowing
and it's the.

Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
Smell, and no, that's okay, we're going You can love it,
you can hate it. One man's fresh cut grasses and
other men's smells like ass. Hey, all right, all right, Jennifer,
I love you, Thank you for listening. Have a beautiful day. Okay, pool,

(01:22:31):
But the plastic smell from pool toys I love. But
they say that if you sniff enough of it, your
brain will rot?

Speaker 10 (01:22:39):
Is this true?

Speaker 11 (01:22:42):
Right now?

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
New car smell? You love that new car smell when
you get in there. They said, if your car always
smell like that, eventually your brain's gonna turn to motion.

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
Why does that smell go away?

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:22:54):
Why why doesn't it always smell like that?

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
I don't understand, because it's because it's like, you know,
when you farted. It smells for a minute, then it
goes away. It smells dissipate, they do.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
I mean, I mean it's actually now correct me if
I'm wrong, straight, innate, you're the smart one.

Speaker 19 (01:23:15):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
Smells are actually particles in the air that you're smelling,
and eventually they dissipate.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
That's why the smell goes away. That's why charticles go away. Yeah,
you're right, you're right.

Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
Okay, you can go back to your Coca. Look at
all the people texting you. Unpopular opinion. Oreos do not
taste good.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
What?

Speaker 6 (01:23:38):
Unpopular opinion morning let me get through these morning sex
is not that good. You have bad breath. Note of
odorant you have to p the whole time. Unpopular opinion.
Pumpkin spice lattes are gross. Yeah, I hate the letter Q.
It's simply an O with a kickstand. Unpopular opinion. Birthday
cake and ice cream should not mix. I love the

(01:23:59):
smell of gas. Popular opinion. Unpopular opinion. Pennies are useless.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
I agree.

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
Are we done with pennies? No offense to the one
of the greatest presidents ever, but he's still on a
five dollar bill. Lincoln has his place.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
He's good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Unpopular opinion. The Backstreet Boys are better.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Very true.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
There you have it. Line twenty three is Israel. Hello Israel,
Welcome to the show. What's your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
Hi, good morning guy, Hello lady.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Well hello, what's going on with what's going.

Speaker 10 (01:24:32):
On with you? I like pineapple on my pizza?

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
Oh good?

Speaker 10 (01:24:39):
Nobody likes it.

Speaker 28 (01:24:40):
Pineapple ham, pineapple tapperoni, pineapple Canadian bacon, all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
A lot of people do like that. Absolutely, it makes it.

Speaker 19 (01:24:48):
It makes it juicy.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
But you're not mad at me for not liking it. Right,
we can agree to let you have all the pineapple
ham pizza you want and I'll keep my hands off.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
It's all yours.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, I love everybody people. People don't like
me because I like my pineapple on my pizza. We
do like you.

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
No, no, I think we should stop canceling people because
they like pineapple on their pizza just because you don't
want to eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
I mean like I can give you.

Speaker 6 (01:25:15):
A list of a few things I refuse to eat.
But it doesn't mean I don't like you because you
eat it. Froggy, all right, well, thanks for listening to
us Israel.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
Thank you. I love you too, man, thanks for listening.
What's scary?

Speaker 12 (01:25:29):
I have an unpopular opinion, and I said it before
James James Corden's carpool karaoke is not funny and pointless.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
I wanted to I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
If I could smack your face right now, I would, and.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
It's run its course. I think it would run its course.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
This is an unpopular opinion, and people always getting mad
at me, but I say it every time the Beatles suck.
They're overrated, and nobody cares.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
Are you not?

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
You know what, Froggy, I get to say, just like tomatoes.
There was a time I didn't like the Beatles. I
actually liked their music. Now I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
I'd rather listen to cats lick their buttholes. That's what
I'd rather listen to.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
How do they do their buttholes? While they're screeching. That's
kind of they just do talent.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
Imagine the cat's mouth is right there at its anal cavity,
and it's going.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
And that's what you would like to listen to. Correct
It's a visual.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Hey, Danielle, this text or mayonnaise is nasty, should never
be made again.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
I agree all Vocado's taste like dirt. All unpoffit our opinions.
Tom Brady is overrated. Sorry Froggy, this person says not true.
The smell, uh, the smell of gas, fresh fresh pumped gas.

Speaker 7 (01:26:58):
Oh yeah, I love that smell.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Now here's what I sort of agree with. Sometimes talking
on the phone is better than texting. You don't you
ever get into a text conversation. You're like, screw it
and you just call them and go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Look, this is easier.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Let's just talk this.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Yeah, yeah, there you have it. Unpopular for ten minutes.
Doesn't answer the phone. You're like, look, jack ass, I
know you got the phone in your hands.

Speaker 19 (01:27:18):
Answer it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Finally.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
Mine twenty four is Jamie? Hi, Jamie, what's going on?

Speaker 21 (01:27:25):
Hi much?

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Just driving to work now, Jamie? What's your unpopular opinion?

Speaker 20 (01:27:31):
French fries are totally overrated.

Speaker 9 (01:27:34):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
French fries, you don't like them. What is it you
don't care for about French fries.

Speaker 9 (01:27:40):
I think maybe it's just the fry, the fried part
of it. I don't know. Every time everyone lostes me
a French fry and then I'm like, I don't really
like those, they freak out.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
It's how people. It's how people react to the fact
you don't like French fries.

Speaker 9 (01:27:55):
It's like, okay, yeah, they're like, how you not like
French fries to the death?

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
I don't get it, Jamie. You're safe with us, no problem,
and have a great drive and have a great day
at work.

Speaker 9 (01:28:08):
Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
Night.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
It's around the room.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
We're in a room.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Let's go round. We'll start with Danielle. What's on your
mind today?

Speaker 7 (01:28:59):
So do you guys fall mouse trap news on Instagram?
Oh no, so it's fake. It's it's Disney news, but
it's never real. So, like, I'll give you an example.
They have a new Disney on ice exhibit. It's Walt
Disney himself on ice his body and they have a
picture of him there and people coming to visit. Another
one is what happens And it's a small world. When

(01:29:21):
it's the end of the day, all of the little
animatronic guys come to life. I do it and start
doing things. So it's not real, but it's so funny
the stuff they come up with. So it's called mousetrap news.
If you want to follow it on Instagram makes me chuckle.

Speaker 5 (01:29:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
If you're a Disney fanily Disney freak like me, absolutely
hate producer Sam.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
What's up? Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:29:40):
If you're in a relationship like mine, one of you
likes to decorate for the holidays and the other one
has a very rigid schedule. My husband does not like
any decorations for Christmas until after Thanksgiving, which I've respected
up until this point.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Here's my new rule.

Speaker 14 (01:29:54):
If you're going to have rules about decorating, you have
to decorate.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
If he doesn't do a thing to.

Speaker 14 (01:29:59):
Help me set up for Thanksgiving or break down the decoration,
he doesn't get to say and when it's happening. And
when I told him that, he nodded his head and
he said, decorate when you want.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
That's not little. He wants to decorate. So if you're
in a relationship like mine, that's how you win that one.
There you go. You have to have you're participating, and
then get out of here. No say scary, what's up?

Speaker 12 (01:30:19):
People have been jumping on my back and making me
feel guilty about getting out of town for my vacation.
When my girlfriend doesn't have the amount of vacation that
I do. She gets about half the amount that I do.
So the other half am I supposed to just sit
around and hang around the area and not go on
vacation and not see.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
More of the world will no travel travel?

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
What does you do?

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
What you want to do, and don't listen to what
people tell you they what they think you should do.
You know, you're right, that's that's a lesson for today.

Speaker 12 (01:30:46):
I'm gonna stop caring because outside of this room and
what you guys told me, everyone is like, no, you
should just stay home because she can't. She can't have,
you know, the vacation days that you have, so you
should be able to sit there and well wallow in
your own Wait, hold on, does she want you to
go have fun? She does, but she has restrictions. She
wants me to go see places that she doesn't care about,

(01:31:08):
like Munich and Poland. No effects to Munich and Poland.
But she's not out high on her list. But but
I have to save Greece in Japan for her, and.

Speaker 7 (01:31:19):
She wants to go to those she wants those moments
for you know, together, you can do that.

Speaker 12 (01:31:23):
I'll do that, But I'm not gonna feel guilty about
getting out of town.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
While she should.

Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Oh, you do what you want to do. You know,
my dog's a piggy little prick. I'll tell you why. Okay,
so he no, he gets these normal treats. Then when
he goes outside, he go, he goes pete. But every
now and then he'll go he goes outside, or we
just give him little special treats every now and then. Well,
he got a little too many of the special trees.
He will not eat any of the little regular ones

(01:31:48):
that he used to eat all the time. He will not.
He will you give it to him. He spits it
out of his mouth and I'm like no, So I
told Lisa just leave it on the floor long enough,
he'll eventually eat it. There are three days where the
treats laying on the floor. Head, Wow, eat it. He won't.
He's waiting on the good kinds.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
He's a little picky, little douche, really upset.

Speaker 7 (01:32:09):
Well, you spoiled him, that's what you did.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Just eat the crummy ones. You're going to get a
good one. They do that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
My dogs do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
No, I love them. He need over them every night.
I'm not teaching him anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
What's upcott to be?

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (01:32:24):
So I need your help because you all know that
I'm a creature of habit and it's I'm very anxious
now because the parking garage that we park in has
been open for twenty four hours since we started working here.
All of a sudden, now they're not opening until five am.
You guys know that I have gp ass. I pull
him to the garage every morning at four fifty eight,

(01:32:44):
and I'm on the bowl by five oh one, So
it could be a problem if for whatever reason the
guy is late. Like, I don't know what to do.
I'm very nervous about the first day that they're going
to be open at five am, because I feel like
I might poop in.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
My carper up.

Speaker 7 (01:32:58):
Yeah that's a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
This has flexibility.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Yeah, yeah, she's right. You need you need to be
flexible or just pooting the car.

Speaker 5 (01:33:04):
Let it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Let's be done. I'm just done hearing about it. Just
putting the car.

Speaker 7 (01:33:08):
I have a chat with your ass and just you know,
talk to it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
I'll just tell you I'm very nervous. You'll be fine.
I think you're making it such a big deal out
of it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
You do this.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
You love to make big deals out of everything that
it's so easy to solve.

Speaker 28 (01:33:21):
I'm sweating right now thinking about it. I'm very regimented.

Speaker 9 (01:33:23):
You know that I do.

Speaker 28 (01:33:25):
Okay, So I'm just I'm hoping all goes well.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
And nobody's ever late.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Okay, uh and now Gandhi, I save you for last,
because you're gonna make some sense out of all this,
aren't you.

Speaker 8 (01:33:35):
Maybe I need you to help me settle a little
debate between Sam and I. So you know, obviously, Elvis,
when you're here, we order breakfast. Breakfast comes to us,
no problem. When you're not here, sometimes we still order
breakfast and somebody has to go pick it up. So
whoever it is that goes and picks it up, I
will say, I'm going to pay for mine, and I'm
also going to pay for yours because you're flying, so
I'm buying.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
So then I was like, that's not a thing.

Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
You can't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:33:56):
Do not pay me for this.

Speaker 8 (01:33:57):
I want to stretch my legs. I said, no, I'm
you're running an errand for me. So at the very
least what I could do is buy your meal. That's okay, right,
that should be Yeah, of course, thank you. It's super
nice of you, but it makes me feel guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
I was going to go anyway.

Speaker 14 (01:34:11):
Plus, I'm worried that soon you won't give me your
order if you want food, because you don't want to
pay extra.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
I just want to know that you get food when
you want it, and I don't feel like you're obligated
to pay for me.

Speaker 28 (01:34:21):
I volunteer to pick your breakfast up every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Never no GPS will never allow it.

Speaker 8 (01:34:25):
Nobody's paying for your scott like lobster thermidores.

Speaker 7 (01:34:29):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
It's so sweet, it really, really really is. Just makes
me feel bad and it's not necessary.

Speaker 7 (01:34:33):
The way I owe you ten dollars, I'll let me
give it food two minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:34:37):
It all work out. How about you paying her every
other time she goes out. That's gonna be hard to
keep up with.

Speaker 8 (01:34:43):
Maybe, but it's not always Sam that does it. Sometimes
Abby does it, sometimes, Samon does it, sometimes Andrew. So
whomever it is, I'm like, oh, I will take care
of yours too.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
See that's the problem with this place. We have a
room full of generous people.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Yeah, except for Scotty.

Speaker 6 (01:34:56):
It's quite a courty except for Scotty. So Danielle, you're
guilty as f and you should fry. You should fry.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Danielle.

Speaker 6 (01:35:03):
By the way, she has a history with our show,
coming in and admitting stealing from grocery stores.

Speaker 7 (01:35:09):
When you admitted it's not as bad.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Admitting is the first step in recovery.

Speaker 6 (01:35:14):
Here's the text I received yesterday. Did I do the
right thing? I was at the grocery store and I
bought one hundred and fifty dollars in groceries, thank you,
And I had a ninety nine cent marshmallow chocolate in
my wagon, but I totally forgot about it until I
got to my car. I could have gone back inside
to pay for it, but I just stood by the
car and ate it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
I kind of understand.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
So whether you spent one hundred and fifty dollars or
one dollar you stole, you stole.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
And here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:35:46):
By the time I would have gone back inside and said, hey,
I took this, here's a dollar, I had things to do,
so I figured it was okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
And then I didn't feed it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:56):
But wasn't it you, No, no, no, no, hey, wasn't
it you that got mad at us because you were
doing the story about the situation who didn't pay his
taxes and he had to go to jail. And you're like,
I don't care. He broke the law. He has to
go to jail. Yes, okay, you broke the law.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
I didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:36:12):
Technically, no, I didn't on purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Actually, actually, you technically broke the law if.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
I didn't do it on purpose. What famielle? What if
every person that went in that store stole something that
was worth a dollar every time they went in. How
much money would do is a lot?

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
So the next time that you go to the store,
maybe not yesterday. I understand. Maybe he didn't want to
go back in yesterday, and that's fine. The next time
you go there, you need to tell them, hey, the
last time I was here, I had something I didn't
pay for it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
I want to give you an extra dollar. They might
tell you, hey, it's no problem. Hey, at least he tried.
Froggy idea. Let's call them right now.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
Yeah yeah, let's talk to the manager all the time.
That's okay. Then that's even better. I don't like this.
This turns very dark for you.

Speaker 8 (01:36:56):
Dany W How did I text you that?

Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:36:57):
Now I'm rethinking my text.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
This is a lesson about true never tell it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
You're right, I don't know. Think about what you've done.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
I was it good though?

Speaker 8 (01:37:06):
It was a good one, Okay, my favorite thing. It
should be considered your gift with purchase because you spent
a lot of money there. There's probably a mark up
on a lot of the thing. Thank you, you should
get a gift with purchase. He didn't get a little
back he got.

Speaker 6 (01:37:18):
It's like alinque bonus. You hold talk amongst yourself. I'll
be right back.

Speaker 7 (01:37:22):
I have an idea, and I honestly think that with
the situation, it's different because he deliberately didn't pay all
that tax money.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
But you deliberately walked. But you got in the parking
lot and knew when you were still in the parking lot.

Speaker 7 (01:37:33):
He didn't say, oh crap, look I forgot this. It
got wedge didn't because.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
I'm sure the situation said the same thing, right with
my mountain.

Speaker 7 (01:37:41):
But he's lying, Oh no, what's going to happen to you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
You've confessed on the.

Speaker 6 (01:37:46):
Number for the Oh no, man, don't put we have
the phone number for the grocery store that you stole
the chocolate.

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
Wonderful?

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Great, I mean it's okay, okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:37:59):
What don't you think.

Speaker 12 (01:38:00):
Life evens itself out? Because what she doesn't, what she
underpays for someone else is going to overpa.

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
Then this is gonna make Let's look at that philosophy.
Say she broke a law against a store. That means
someone to even life out should break a law and
she's the victim, is what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Just saying that it just happens the flow of life.

Speaker 7 (01:38:21):
Yeah, it's the ebb and flow of life, right, scared.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
It's not the it's not the f and flow of life.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
It's the flow. That's what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
You don't think so all right, hold on, we're trying
to get First.

Speaker 7 (01:38:32):
Of all, maybe they won't be on the air.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
They don't like to talk about don't know they're they're
calling now. Aren't you kind of interested that they have
like a like a lost apartment. It's live radio. We're
calling the store right now, right? And also I think
we're calling a Okay, detective Brian Downey.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
He's a detective, he's not the police.

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
Can I can I please?

Speaker 6 (01:38:57):
We have a detective on the phone, Detective Brian Downey
from NYPD. Good morning, detective, How are you sir?

Speaker 5 (01:39:03):
Good morning Elvis? How are you Roy?

Speaker 7 (01:39:05):
You remember you're my friend?

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
You know what, even though you know what Brian being
a police officer, being a detective, do you have friends
who try to take advantage of the fact that you're
an officer and they think they can break the law
get away with it because you're their friends.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
I think there's a lot of people that try and
give me free hugs.

Speaker 7 (01:39:25):
You're so cute because you like me.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Okay, So, Danielle, you heard what she did at the
grocery store, right, No, you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:39:31):
She went shopping yesterday, Brian, and she bought one hundred
and fifty dollars worth of groceries. She got out to
her car and realized she didn't pay for a chocolate.
It was ninety nine cents, and so rather than going
in and paying for.

Speaker 19 (01:39:42):
It, she ate it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
Did she indeed break the law?

Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
That's a tough one. I need to consult with a
legal pierro on this.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Oh you're Brian, that's a crock and you know, but
the honor of.

Speaker 5 (01:39:56):
All thing to do would be to go back and
pay plus tax on your chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:40:03):
Yes, you're right, that would be the honorable thing to do.

Speaker 8 (01:40:06):
Honor is overrated.

Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
It is.

Speaker 7 (01:40:09):
Detective her last name is Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Detective down.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
If you were a police officer and you were called
to the scene of the crime and they said she
actually shoplifted from us. That is that is an offense.
It's it's an offense, right.

Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
I think there's a certain amount of negligence in in
the part of the part of the store for failing
to bring it up. Oh, detected it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
Was in my car.

Speaker 7 (01:40:35):
Yes, Brian, it was in my car and they did
not see it. So you are correct, sir, Nor what
a smart detective.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
That's like saying the car that's like saying the car
dealer didn't make it very hard for me to drive
the car up a lot, so I just took it
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
Well, look detective down and you know we love you
very much. We also called him our Brian.

Speaker 6 (01:40:54):
We I think you've let us down on this one
because I would rossecute her to the in the earth.

Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
Fullest extent of the law. You throw the boocketer.

Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
Yes, absolutely, Ryan, you get extra hunks next time you
come to this.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
All right, Thank you, Thank you, Brian.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
Thank you to everyone at NYPD for keeping us safe today.

Speaker 5 (01:41:12):
Have a nice day, very hard right now. You know, everybody,
if you see something, please say something.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
Yeah, the NYPD is saying it's okay to steal chocolate
from the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
Have a safe day today, sir. We'll talk to you soon.

Speaker 5 (01:41:27):
Okay, thank you, well, take care you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
He's so tall, I know, but okay, wead. Is your
name Angela right here? H Angela?

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Good morning, good morning, good morning. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
I heard you were a listener.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:41:45):
I'm not going to say the name of the store
where you work, but it is the store where Danielle
was shopping yesterday.

Speaker 20 (01:41:51):
Yeah. We see here all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
Okay, Well, I spend a lot of money there, and
I'm very nice, aren't I don't I talk to everybody.

Speaker 20 (01:41:58):
You do, very friendly?

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:42:00):
She walked out yesterday with one hundred and fifty dollars
with the groceries. She paid for it, but she also
had a ninety nine cent chocolate. She didn't pay for it,
and she could have walked into pay for it and
she didn't. Isn't that stealing?

Speaker 4 (01:42:10):
Listen?

Speaker 9 (01:42:11):
My boss loves her and says, you know what, she's
a celebrity.

Speaker 5 (01:42:14):
It's fine, so you can.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
Steal if you're a celebrity. That's not right. I got
a celebrity.

Speaker 7 (01:42:22):
But I appreciate you giving me the chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Did you see that bit with Ellen Degenerous and Britney
Spears of them all. They were walking through and they
were stealing things from Kiosk, and Ellen was saying, it's okay,
she's a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Oh shoving me.

Speaker 8 (01:42:37):
Yeah, I need some stuff from my you apartment, daniel Ley,
I love you guys over there at that store.

Speaker 7 (01:42:42):
Thank you, and it looks beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
I know you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Just love you more. Rangelie. You gave us the wrong answer,
but thank you. Go go back to her, Taylor, when
we said, hi, okay, it's so funny. I can't believe
you're getting away with this.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Totally getting away in the public eye.

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:42:57):
Have you ever done something like this? Do you accidentally
steal something and you accidentally don't pay them?

Speaker 8 (01:43:01):
Yeah, I'm sure it's happened all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
What's scary.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
I just think that if it was unintentional, then she
did not break the law. If it was premeditated, she
broke the law.

Speaker 7 (01:43:11):
At the time.

Speaker 12 (01:43:12):
Brodie just stole a grape soda out of the thing, said,
we're good, right, that's not.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
What she realized it before you leave. It's intentional and
you didn't do it. No, it already Okay, you were
in the parking one.

Speaker 7 (01:43:22):
Guys, that's technically left.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
It was intentional because she's still talking about it, and
you could go back today to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:43:28):
So I got two pairs of shoes the other day
and when they were ringing it up, both of the
shoes were on clearance, and then they had accidentally overcharged
me for one. But when she fixed the price, it
ended up being way lower, and I checked out and
I just didn't say anything about it.

Speaker 20 (01:43:41):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
That's terrible.

Speaker 7 (01:43:42):
It's not your fault.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
That's no, that's not your fault. That's not your fault.

Speaker 5 (01:43:45):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
That's the store making mistake that fell into your favorite. Well,
here's what I learned today. In closing.

Speaker 6 (01:43:50):
We called a police officer, we called the store. Both
of them said what you did was fine. So you
know what, I give up. Thank you, I give up
in this world of ours, I just give.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
The f up.

Speaker 7 (01:44:01):
I appreciate you all.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
Okay, So today I encourage everyone, no steal whatever you
want to see that brisket. Take it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
Tell you're a celebrity. Yeah, put that brisket, put it
in between your legs and walk out. They won't see it.
Marinate it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:17):
You know what I'm saying, Take the brisket, take the
chocolate pumpkins, do whatever you want, because it's totally fine.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
I encourage it. Take them it, just rob them.

Speaker 13 (01:44:29):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
As many would agree, fishing is America's second most dangerous profession.
Fishing after logging. Logging is America's most dangerous profession. Fishing
is second. What is third? Which is the third most
dangerous profession in America? Logging?

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Fishing?

Speaker 5 (01:45:01):
Then?

Speaker 8 (01:45:02):
Hm, when was this study done?

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
That's all I know?

Speaker 8 (01:45:08):
Yes, I would guess either firefighting or teaching.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
Wow, firefighting or teaching. Yeah one, firefighting not as surprised
at all. But teaching. That's it's a sad answer, exactly.
I know, you know what, and I'm sure, I'm sure
they are on the list. But no, not third Radio
DJ no until tomorrow morning.

Speaker 11 (01:45:30):
I said mining earlier, but I'm gonna go with oil drilling.
Have you ever seen those videos of the oil Derek, guys?

Speaker 6 (01:45:37):
Not number three in America? Logging is the most dangerous profession?
And then fishing and then hm hmm, we are scary.
Coal mining? No, Josh, you haven't guessed anything. Policing, policing,
it's very dangerous. But no, it's not number three according
to this study.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Yeah, you know what, and the people that do this
a lot of and we're listening to this show nursing. Nursing, No,
not number three. The third most dangerous. What is that noise?

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
The third most grudge? Let me know when you're ready,
flight attendance.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
No, wow, And that's it's becoming more and more dangerous
for them, which is a sad thing. Lawyers, lawyers, No,
first is logging is most dangerous, second is fishing. Third
is roofing.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
What that makes total sense? Roofing fall off? I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
If you're a roofer, you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (01:46:33):
Storms, skincare, skin cancer.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
I didn't think about that one.

Speaker 3 (01:46:38):
Gravity, gravity, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
And now you know birds.

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
I just want to share this with you so you
can we can talk about this tonight when we're not drinking.

Speaker 6 (01:46:48):
You know, there's nothing. The only thing that's more powerful
than the word no is the word nope. They really
are two different words. I mean, no means no, Nope
is nope.

Speaker 7 (01:46:57):
It's kind of like nope is stronger in.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
My I think Ali is noping.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
Hello, Ali, Hi?

Speaker 10 (01:47:03):
How are you this?

Speaker 5 (01:47:05):
Ali?

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
It's it's just Ali.

Speaker 4 (01:47:08):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:47:09):
Ali? I, So who did you nope? And talk about
how proud you are of yourself for noting them.

Speaker 5 (01:47:15):
You know what, I have six kids.

Speaker 20 (01:47:17):
I dropped them all off at school and realize I'm
running on fumes.

Speaker 5 (01:47:21):
Nope, and I'm not going to work.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
I'm going home.

Speaker 6 (01:47:25):
There we go, Pard, I gotta stand up and give
you a little ovation. I love that, and I love
that you're able to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:47:34):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
Some people cannot note their job. They've got to be there,
you know.

Speaker 16 (01:47:39):
But well, there's a little wiggle room because I work
for myself.

Speaker 9 (01:47:42):
Okay, rearranged things a little bit and just go.

Speaker 5 (01:47:46):
I need a me day.

Speaker 10 (01:47:47):
This is I'm noping today.

Speaker 5 (01:47:49):
Nothing l I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:47:51):
I don't blame it.

Speaker 28 (01:47:52):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
The power of Nope, it's a good power.

Speaker 6 (01:47:56):
It is, you know, and if you you know, don't
use it every day though. I mean, it's like the
it's like Batman's powers, you know, or Spider Man's powers.
You need to know when to use them at the
proper time. Use them for good, not evil, exactly, And
thanks for calling us.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
I gave you a standing nope ovation all right, so
it's not too late. So just like Ali needs to
nope it up, nope to tell me not coming in, nope, nope.
You deserve it. Have a great day, okay, you do,
enjoy your day off.

Speaker 10 (01:48:25):
God, I'm great.

Speaker 7 (01:48:26):
Oh speaking of Spider.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
Man, almost noped every one in this room today. Oh wow,
what about Spider Man.

Speaker 7 (01:48:31):
I'm square yesterday. Yeah, you were dirty Almos and dirty
Spider Man everywhere. Yeah, and I don't say after a while.
When this ten Elmo's in the same place. It's very confusing.
His head, the heads were off. The Spider Man over
here was like his package was showing. The Spider Man
over here had his like webs off his head. I
was very confusing. I did not like it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
That's the magic of New York City.

Speaker 4 (01:48:54):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
How did they not get sued.

Speaker 7 (01:48:56):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
I really don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
But they smell great.

Speaker 7 (01:49:01):
Oh I smell. They come near me and go, do
not touch me.

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Show, all right, shows done, Let's get out of here
until next time. Say peace out, everybody, he said, out everybody,

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