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Who is at work today? We are noticing it's kind of a ghost town around these parts. One noticeable person missing? Our very own Danielle Monaro! Elvis steps in to do some entertainment headlines, we play Connections, and talk about the importance of morse code! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Portions of this program we're pre recorded. When I wake
up and I'm in a bad mood and.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Life sucks, this show really gives you the ability to
bring you back up and make you feel okay.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Right, lady, lady, lady waiting el Vista ran in the
morning show.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Well, hello, lady, welcome to April. Here we all survive
our easter. Yep, yep. I still can't find my eggs.
I don't know where they are. I know the bunny
hit them. I just can't find them. I'm gonna maybe
during the commercial break I'll go look some more. Anyway, Well,
welcome to Monday. Danielle is out today, so it's us.

(00:51):
We got to take care of this place. And Diamond
is out today, and also Andrew and Deanna. They're out
in the other side of the country getting ready for
tonight's iHeartRadio Music Awards. That's gonna be a gas. I
wish we could go to that. We should have gone
to that.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I think, yeah, we should have.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Well, we can all watch. We can all watch tonight
on Fox. Good Morning, Gandhi. Hello, there's Carried, Hello, Hi Froggy,
how are you feeling today? Good morning all with I'm
good there's straight Night, Wenel Dan and I see producer
Sam and Garrett came in today, right and Scotty B.
Scotty Hello, good morning. So uh your pick today? Gandhi?
What are you gonna start the show with?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I would like offspring if possible?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Okay, Yes, welcome to Monday. You gotta keep those That
was nice, that felt good. My favorite part of this
song is.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Me too.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
That's it. Hey, it is April first, it's April Fool's Day. Oh,
this reminder from iHeartMedia Corporate. They sent memos out saying
if we want to do any pranks on our show today,
we should have already had them cleared through corporate attorneys.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh wow, Really, anything.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
That your air personalities are doing that is geared around
April fools Day will need to be approved first.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
But that's only on the air, right.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yes, on the air. Why thought that memo was say
in April Fool's joke. I'll tell you what. We'll read
it out loud in a few minutes. I'm looking forward
to that. All right, Let's go to line three. Michelle
on her way home from work. Oh see, as some
people are beginning their day, Michelle is ending her day
how you doing, Michelle. I'm doing great.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
I'm so happy to be on the.

Speaker 8 (02:42):
Phone with you.

Speaker 9 (02:42):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Well, I hear good news about you. Not only are
you done for the day or night, you're leaving Sunday
on the Norwegian Cruise Line getaway. Is this true?

Speaker 10 (02:52):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I and we're so excited.

Speaker 11 (02:54):
Twelve days and.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
What ship are you on? We're going on the getaway?
Get away? Get away? Well, how fun? Now where's the
getaway gonna take you?

Speaker 11 (03:06):
We're gonna go to Bermuda, Saint Thomas, Saint Martin, Antigua,
Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Oh my god, there we go. Let's go with Michelle.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh my god, it's so much fun, you guys, it
would be awesome.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh my gosh. You know we're gonna be down at
Norwegian Cruise Line headquarters in a few weeks. Done Miami.
We're working on menus for a new cruise season. I'm
so excited.

Speaker 11 (03:34):
I would love to do it with you guys.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Well, do like Michelle did. I go to NCL dot com.
There's always great deals going on and book a cruise
twelve days though. Oh my gosh, that sounds even better.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Let's do that.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
All right, but okay, I vote yes. What do we
have from Michelle our first call in the day.

Speaker 12 (03:52):
We've got some fabulous Elvis Derant apparel thanks to Hack
and Seth Meridian. I about that, wear it with pride
and Michelle have fun on your trip, and thanks for.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Listening to us.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I appreciate it, oh much, guy.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
We appreciate it very much. Hold on one second, and
there you go. It's weird not having Daniel's laugh going on.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Don't we have a track of it somewhere?

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, we do have a track. Oh no, but what
happens when it's time for her report? We don't know
what's going on in the world of entertainment. All right, well,
Diamond do it?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Eat it?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Oh wait, Diamond's not here either. You should do it Elvis. Yeah,
I would love your take on the entertainment scene. All right,
let me see what I can put together for you.
Let's roll into the three things. Oh, there's Danielle, Hi, Danielle,
good morning, there she is. All right, let's get into
the three things we need to know from Gandi. Let's
get on with today. What's going on Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
All right? At and T has announced a major breach
in its security. On Saturday, the company confirmed a total
of seventy three million current and former customer accounts that
had been leaked to the dark web about two weeks ago.
The leak DATO, which included customers social security numbers, appears
to be from before twenty twenty. AT and T says
they currently have no evidence of an authorized access to

(05:01):
its systems, but an investigation into that breach is ongoing.
It's happening. Fast food workers in California will see a
higher minimum wage starting today. Employees will be earning at
least twenty dollars an hour, that's up from sixteen. The
new law also creates a new fast Food Council that
can choose to increase the minimum wage each year through
twenty twenty nine. California's fast food workers are currently earning

(05:24):
an average of a little more than thirty four thousand
dollars a year, which is below the California poverty measure
for a family of four. And finally, if you have
a Kia, pay attention, because they're recalling more than four
hundred and twenty seven thousand. Tell you ride SUVs there's
a deef. I know there's a defect that could cause
the vehicle to roll away while it's parked. Improper assembly.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I don't need a laugh from story.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
You don't what this wis to happen.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
It's not good.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Apparently improper assembly of the right front drive shaft and
the intermediate shaft is the suspected reason that this can happen.
So Kia is recalling twenty twenty through twenty twenty five,
or tell your rides that were manufactured between January ninth,
twenty nineteen, and October nineteenth, twenty twenty three. Dealers are
supposed to be updating effective vehicles, electronic parking break software

(06:11):
and replacing any damaged shafts until owner notification letters are
mailed out on May fifteenth. The car maker is telling
drivers of any Teller rides in those year models to
manually engage their emergency break before they get out, or
your car might just roll away. And those are your
three things.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Hey, you said something really odd during that story. What
I say? You said? They're recalling not odd, but surprising
four hundred and twenty five thousand Tailler Ride SUVs. They
have that many out.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
There early between those four years.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't even say that. I don't
think there's that many kias out there, but it's the
tail you ride alone is over four hundred thousands.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
That's what this story says.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
God, we should be in the car business.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
We should.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
We should produce and manufacture automobiles, shall we?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Let's take our own.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
All right, We've got work to do today. Are you
guys ready for your Monday? Yeah, let's do it. Hey,
I'm at Sharon.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
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Speaker 8 (07:03):
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Speaker 13 (07:25):
Slash Elvis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Hey, I'm so glad you're going to work today. We
did a lot of people aren't, though, saying that it's
very light on the roads today. Are you really are
you really thinking a lot of people took today off? Well,
I think a lot of people get today off. I know.

Speaker 12 (07:45):
Steery was mentioning here in the room that New York
City public schools are off. So that's every student, every teacher, custodians, counselors.

Speaker 14 (07:54):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Well, it says on my my iPhone calendar, h Easter Monday.
I'm like, well, we should be off. My calendar says
it's it's Eastern Monday. We should be taking the day off.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Not too late, it's not too late.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Well no, but okay, okay, pardon my ignorance. What exactly
is Eastern Monday. I'm someone knows somewhere, you know, as
a devout Catholic. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (08:21):
Well, maybe Catholic schools do get it the day off
because Easter falls on a Sunday and they feel like
you need to give them a day off.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
So it's got to be and that's my wait, wait,
hold on, hold on. We don't have the day after
Super Bowl Sunday off if I feel we need that
Eastern Monday. Hold on, I'm googling, googling Google day Easter.
What is Easter Monday celebrated for?

Speaker 12 (08:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Here we go. What is Easter Monday all about? It
has religious significance because it's the day after Christians believe
the Messiah returned to earth. Jesus is believed to have
stayed for forty days, appearing to believers and giving ministry.
He healed the sick and proved to doubters that he
was the son of God. Uh, this is what Google's
telling me. So today has some sort of significance.

Speaker 15 (09:05):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I'm just realizing this. It's apparently a thing. It is.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Well, we shouldn't be disrespectful to the Catholic religion.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
We should, we should, we should, I don't know. We
should take advantage of not taking a wrong term. We
should be honoring all religions in all days.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
You know, a lot of people hit the jackpot this
year because Easter and Passover so far apart that. You know,
you had your good Friday, Easter Sunday thing this weekend
and now in a couple of weeks some of these
people get an entire week off for pastoral We.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Should probably do that. Oh oh yeah, come on over,
my mom would love that.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Yeah. What name?

Speaker 12 (09:45):
I'm realizing something. Regionally, some people practice and celebrate Dingus Day.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
What is Dingus?

Speaker 12 (09:52):
It's a Polish It's not what you think. It's a
it's a Polish thing and it's the Polish Catholic.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
What did I think? What do you say? It's not
what you say. What did I say? Dingus? And I
know Foggy's already giggling.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
I was thinking it was something in relation to Dinger Day,
but obviously has nothing to do with that.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (10:09):
Traditionally, here's what it says on Wikipedia. Boys throw water
over girls on Easter Monday, and in some regions they
strike them.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
With pussy willow branches. Oh my god, it's kidding worse,
it's got weird. Yes, I don't Dingus day. My heart
just stopped. And then in the most sacrilegious thing I
saw yesterday was a cake that had Jesus waving on
it and said, Yolo, just kidding, Happy Easter.

Speaker 15 (10:38):
I know.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I saw it and I giggled, and I'm like, I
can't giggle. I'm gonna go to help and take that back,
I said. I said, in my mind, I'm sorry, Lord,
I didn't mean to laugh at the Jesus show. Yolo. Uh, okay, Well,
let's hey, what you have to eat yesterday? Let's talk
about your Easter Victuals Scary cut to look on look

(11:01):
on Scary's face. What did you eat yesterday? He's making
a list? I can't believe. Okay, what did you eat? Well? Okay,
by the way, you're giving us the list of what
you ate. You're not telling us the quantity. You're just
telling us the list. Yeah, you could have had one
bite of each thing and it would have been okay, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (11:15):
We started with a secudery board and then easter pie
called Fraudia.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
That's a tradition with that. Is that the grain pie.

Speaker 9 (11:22):
Yes, it's like a grain pie, but we put extra
like we're got in it. Then managatti mannicotti with Sunday
sauce featuring meatball sausage and brajol Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:33):
After that we had a ham and then we had
a muzzarella and perjutto stuffed pork loin thanks to our
friends at Brooklyn Roots.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Good god, that sounds awesome. Follow followed by dessert.

Speaker 9 (11:45):
My sister made a pistachio tira massou and then Monto
Leon's Bakery and thank you so much for the pastries.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
We had Canoli's and lobster tails. That sounds awesome. Do
you even know who cooked? I mean, who arranged this?

Speaker 9 (11:57):
My sister and I arranged it, and my father bought
manats from Pasta Freshca Mana goot, pasta fresca, I love you,
forget the last vowel for some reason.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Vegetables too, we don't talk about those. Yeah, we had
those for good measure. So gandhi, what did you eat
for your Easter? In contrast to scaries, Easter quite different?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I had a dosa and that was I'm a salad
with chili and onion.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
And oh god, that sounds awesome. All right, producer Sam,
what do you have for Easter?

Speaker 16 (12:28):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (12:29):
The headliner was definitely my sister's mother in law's eggplant parm.
It is the best eggplant parm I've ever had, and
I had a lot of. I made this potato appetizer
that was kind of crispy in a butter and cheese
and a cast iron skillet.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
So good.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
That sounds awesome too.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Nailed it, baby, It was so good.

Speaker 17 (12:46):
And pasta with shrimp vodka sauce, and then like lots
of pickings like.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Scary, you know, Oh my god? Okay, So what'd you do? Uh? Nate?
What did you do for Easter yesterday? Depression meal for one,
the stofs wrench bread.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Pizza act sounds great?

Speaker 4 (13:04):
It was good. I left it in too long. It
dried out of hair, froggy, what'd you do?

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Deep fried of turkey again, that's like the staple for holiday,
so deep I had mashed potatoes, stuffing, all that kind
of stuff. But at least it made a charcoterie board
that had all kinds of like hads of Easter stuff
on it, but then had other things that was really
really cool.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
We had you know, friends and family over. It was nice, snutty,
be would you eat well?

Speaker 18 (13:27):
I got really confused because our Italian neighbors invited us
over to eat, and so they brought out a giant
pot of spaghetti and meatballs and some pea and something
other sauce and some lasagna pea sauce that was like
peas and meat and mushrooms own peas, okay, And then
I was stuffed. And then they kicked us out and
they went out to dinner. I don't understand that was
just an appetizer. Is that how that works?

Speaker 4 (13:49):
No? I guess for some Yeah.

Speaker 18 (13:51):
No, So you had all this food and then they
had dinner reservations, Easter dinner reservation. So we went home
and they went out to dinner again. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
So we had Alex and I We woke up early
yesterday and ran to the store because we need to
get a few things. We had our friend Selina come over.
So you got some bagel bites and some pigs in
a blanket in the freezer section of the store. Bomb
That's how we started. And then I bought a ham
and I read I looked up on Google best store

(14:20):
A bought ham and one of them was whatever brand
it was, I don't know. So I bought a big ham.
It was ninety dollars for a ham, and Alice went,
this is a ninety dollars ham. He said, who's coming over?
Is just three of us? I went, well, you can
take it to work. Whatever. So I bought some of
those Kings Hawaiian rolls, right, oh, cut them in half,
like the whole the whole tray of them in half.

(14:42):
You put Swiss cheese and ham on those and close
them up, and then you make this sauce with its
butter and spices and whatever, and you port on top
of these sandwiches and you bake it for twenty minutes.
It was so buttery, it was so good. It was
so trashy fabulous. Then I did some green peas with

(15:05):
some kind of bacon in them. And then I did
some some glazed carrots and we had a carrot cake
for her dessert. It was good. It was awesome. Garrett
said he had Garrett had ham and cinnabonds for Easter.
Is that what you had?

Speaker 19 (15:18):
Oh my goodness, that sounds good. Actually, so my wife said,
you know what, it's kind of like brunch dinner. So
let's kind of like combine the best of both worlds.
So we had like breakfast and lunch. But you know
what's interesting, we had we also had ham to all
this and they said it was pre cooked and they
said serve at room temperature. So I thought it was weird.
I normally have hot ham as opposed you can do

(15:41):
either way.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Oh you can.

Speaker 19 (15:42):
Because it was the first time I was eating it,
I was like, this feels awkward.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
It's like not warm but just like cold. Eat a
ham sandwich out of the refrigerator. It's cold.

Speaker 19 (15:50):
It's ham, that's a sandwich versus like the whole thing.
But it was it was got.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
But yeah, yeah, ham can go room temperature because it
has so many chemicals in there to keep it going.

Speaker 19 (15:58):
And for breakfast, I had pieces because the kids were
up at five point thirty in the morning looking for it.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Oh my god, So it sounds like everyone had a
nice feast. Oh yeah, sounds good. We did, okay, except
for Nate Stofer's French Dost French bread pizza, which is good.
That's finny you burned it. They are good. Not on
a celebratory day. But oh I also did like a
Caribbean style macaroni and cheese pie.

Speaker 8 (16:26):
Sounds good.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
I like how the Caribbeans doop macaroni and cheese. It's
not goofy at all. It's very dry and you cut
it in squares. It's my favorite kind. Well that said,
we sent all the leftovers away so we would not
eat them today anyway. God, I'm hungry. Now. That was
a nice little conversation. Let's get into the horse gupes,
Who are you doing.

Speaker 17 (16:45):
With I'd love for Scotty Be to join me today,
all right, Snotty b who had an appetizer of spaghetti
spaghetti meme.

Speaker 18 (16:52):
Paul's all right, go if it's your birthday today, you
share it with Logan Paul, Susan Boyle and Randy Orton.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Wow, what it loves? That would be Susan Boyle and
all right, nevermind.

Speaker 18 (17:04):
Go ahead, Capricorn. Allow yourself a moment to stop and
smell the roses. Your days a ten Aquarius.

Speaker 17 (17:10):
Emotional fulfillment is possible when you make space in your heart,
in your heart, and your mind.

Speaker 18 (17:15):
Your days an eight Pisces. You may be taking things
too seriously. Life is all about having fun. But your
days of five.

Speaker 17 (17:21):
Ooh Ari's, a bold shift is coming your way. Be
prepared for anything. Your days of six.

Speaker 18 (17:26):
Taurus, your heart and brain are misaligned. Do all you
can to get them back on the same page. Your
days of seven Gemini.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Move forward with hope and optimism.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Your days of seven Cancer.

Speaker 18 (17:35):
Understand where your desires are coming from to best figure
out what is needed to help move you forward. Your
day is an eight Leo.

Speaker 17 (17:41):
Notice the friends who show up for you when you're
in your time of need. Your day's a nine Virgo.

Speaker 18 (17:46):
Continue to fine tune your skills. You're almost at a
point of mastery. Your days of nine, hey, Libra.

Speaker 17 (17:51):
Understand where you are in life to better understand where
you're going.

Speaker 19 (17:54):
Your day's an eight Scorpio.

Speaker 18 (17:56):
Do not commit to something that is unrealistic at this point.
Your day is a nine and.

Speaker 17 (18:00):
Finally, Sagittarius men fences. If at all possible, it's better
to live with no ill will in your heart. Your
days are six and those are your Monday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
All right, Danielle, Oh there is no daniel all right.
So Gandhi is working on a few stories and we're
gonna just talk about them.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
So let's just talk about entertainment. It's a new segment.
Let's talk about it. Also, we're gonna go around the
room see what's on your mind. But you cannot talk
about what you ate yesterday. We already checked out off
the list. It's the Hubba Bubba Mini Gum free money
phone tapp in an hour. It sounds like a festive.

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Speaker 4 (18:52):
Hey, I hope you had a great weekend. I don't
know about where you live, but here in the New
York area, the weather yesterday was just superb. It was
like a hint of a great beautiful spring on the way.
We had all the doors open, the dogs were in
and out, and we were in and out and drinking,
having cocktails on the on the patio and coming in
and having cocktails in the kitchen, and then we had

(19:13):
cocktails in the living room, and then we had cocktails
back on the terrace again, and then we had cocktails
while we walked around. We had cocktails. Well, it was great.
It was a full day. But anyway, now we're gonna
get like three days of crap, like they say it
may snow Thursday. Really is this true?

Speaker 16 (19:30):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Scary. We're supposed to go to the metch game Wednesday,
and now it looks like it's all gonna be the
It's gonna be the worst day of the week. They say. No,
I'm so bummed. And they've got so many great things
to eat.

Speaker 9 (19:41):
I sent you a list of their updated food for
twenty twenty four, and I'm like, ah, man, if they
call the game, that would probably be the best scenario
because then we can go in warmer weather when they
make it up.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Okay, all right, Well, we had we had a taste
of a beautiful spring day and it was just delicious.
It was great. Uh, hey, So Danielle is out today.
She'll be back tomorrow. But let's go around the room.
I'm gonna do several around the rooms today just to
kind of well, so we don't have to like come
up with an ideas for the show. We don't want
to be original. Today, we'll start with Gandhi. What's on

(20:14):
your mind today?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
I got got last night. It's the worst I got got.
So I fell asleep around eight thirty. I was like,
this is gonna be awesome. I'm gonna sleep through the
night and wake up refreshed. I woke up at about
eleven forty five and looked at my phone and I
did not go back to sleep. Do not look at
your phone. If you're getting good sleep, shut your eyes.
Even if you have to go to the bathroom, do
it in the dark. Don't fall victim to the light

(20:37):
and all the bright stuff, because then you're gonna be
like me and you will have stayed up all night.
So bear with me, guys.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
So do you like have no concept of what time
it is right now? Are you living in a weird,
weird world?

Speaker 10 (20:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I think I'm fine as of right now. I feel good.
I'm not sleepy, I'm worried that when I go home,
I may sleep the whole day and then just throw
off the rest of the week. So I'm not sure
how to handle this.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
All right? He got coffee? Coffee probably yeah, coffee, caffeine,
caffe eight baby, Hey producer, Sam, what are you thinking
about today?

Speaker 17 (21:02):
I married the best human in the world because I'm
very competitive, as some of you might know.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yes, when I show fold to a false and.

Speaker 17 (21:09):
When I showed up to my sister's house for Easter,
she said, heads up, there's no Easter egg hunt for
us this year. I only set it up for my daughter,
who's about two. I'm like, this is bull crap. You've
known me longer, You've turned on me so quickly. I
was so upset. So my husband waited until my niece
did her Easter egg hunt, and then he secretly went
outside and re hit fifty eggs, and an hour later,
fifteen of us were out there doing our aggressive adult

(21:31):
Easter egg hunt.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
There you go, he is the best. Why do we
give up Easter egg hunts as adults? I think that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
We shouldn't. It was so much fun.

Speaker 17 (21:39):
I didn't win, and I'm still pissed. But it was
a great afternoon. I'm glad I still had my hunt.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Well, there you go, I'm glad you had a good
hunt day. Hey y scary, what's up with you?

Speaker 9 (21:47):
Well, in an effort to be the funkal, you know,
the fun uncle, I got Jack and Nico a whole
bunch of candy and things for Easter, like like the
little baskets and things. Well, my sister, my sister Will
wanted to strangle me because I think next year I'm
going to give that to them at the end on
their way out the door.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Because if you do it when you get there.

Speaker 9 (22:07):
These kids were loaded with sugar all day, running around,
keeping off the stairs and stuff.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Where have you been all your life? I mean, you know,
the kids eat candy and get amped up. I mean
I don't even have kids, and we all know that.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
I know.

Speaker 9 (22:19):
But I was so excited to give them these gifts,
and I'm like, oh, it's Easter, I'm just gonna just
show up. I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come. Correct, And
as soon as I walked through the door, I handed
it to them. Well, within an hour and a half
day were bouncing off the walls and my.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Sister's like, why didn't you give them chocolate bunnies?

Speaker 9 (22:34):
Now you can't do that, Wait till after dessert, you idiot.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
I know you're the kind of uncle that gives like
a drum set for Christmas. That's totally leave. They said,
they're and beat that damn drums. All right, there you go, Hey, Froggy,
what are you thinking about today?

Speaker 10 (22:49):
So?

Speaker 6 (22:50):
I knew that chocolate, excuse me, it was bad for dogs,
but I didn't know the rapes were bad for dogs?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Did you know that? Yeah? I have heard that. Yeah.
So I went to a party on Frontday night.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
This lady had a charcouterie board at her house and
she had frozen grapes like they were had been frozen,
so I guess they would stay cool longer whatever people
eating them. Well, you know me, I'm mature. So there
was somebody else there who's just as immature as I am.
We started throwing grapes at one another, and there were
grapes on the floor, and the dog got one, and
everybody's start freaking out. I had no idea dog's candy grapes,
So we had to dig this grape out of a dog's mouth.

(23:21):
And I was afraid the dog was gonna bite me,
but he didn't know it. Yeah, I do not.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
I don't think. I don't think a grape is going
to hurt it all. But you should have seen the
reaction from these people. Well, I know what, but the
dogs their baby that only you know what. Max ate
a bunch of chocolate ones that I freaked out. I
ran into the vet and they said what kind of
chocolate was it? I said it was like milk chocolate.
That he's okay, the dark chocolate. If they ate a
lot of dark chocolate, it could be bad, but not always.

(23:46):
It's okay. Hey, straight Nate, what's up with you today? Okay,
somebody explained this logic to me.

Speaker 12 (23:52):
I don't have a dog, but I took a walk
yesterday and I saw many, several hundreds in fact, little
baggies with dog poop in it, sitting in like the
yards and like in the bushes and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
They don't throw them away. That's my question.

Speaker 12 (24:10):
Isn't it better to just have your dog take a
crap on somebody's yard instead of having them you know,
picking it up in a bag and then throwing the
bag in the woods.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yeah, I mean, either you pick up your dog's poo
and you throw it away, or you pick up your
dog's pooh and throw the bushes. No, it's looking I
guess I don't know.

Speaker 12 (24:29):
So so back to what we were talking about last
week of shame on you.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Shame on you.

Speaker 12 (24:32):
If that's you picking up your dogs poop and then
twirling it through the air and letting it landed, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Why are you doing that? People are disgusting. Shame on you,
People are disgusting. You're a real crumb bumb bunch of
crumb bumps.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
I've started calling people that and they don't understand why
Mayor called you a crumbumb.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
All right, so do better dog poop people on you anyway?
All right, that was great. Hey, So Danielle is not here,
but we've come up with a few things to talk about,
including Lizzo. The Lizzo story over the weekend. Was that
made me sad. Let's get into that and other stuff
about all things entertainment coming up. Oh, there goes Elvis.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Elvis in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
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Speaker 5 (25:37):
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Speaker 4 (25:40):
Well, for those of us who did come to work today, Hi,
how are you actually? Danielle told us a long time
ago she was She's going to take today off. You know,
Spencer's home from university and they all they're they're in
a cabin in the woods somewhere. It's enjoying each other's company.
Which good for them. Yeah, I don't think they're far
from where I am right now. I'm in I'm in

(26:01):
Western New Jersey. I may drive over in surprise.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
So you take today off? I'm here? What for lunch?
So she'll be back tomorrow, No problem at all. So
let's talk about a few things going on over the weekend.
We're talking about Lizzo, who after Friday Friday, she did
that fundraiser for the Democratic Party Friday. Yeah, so she
had she did that huge, like five hundred thousand dollars

(26:28):
a person fundraiser down the street at Radio City and
apparently she it was icing on the cake for her,
She got so much flack. She said on Friday, I'm done,
she said, I'm tired of putting up with lies and
bullying online. Lizzie says, all I want to do is
make music and make people happy. But I'm starting to

(26:48):
feel like the world doesn't want me in it. And
when someone says that, that's very powerful sad. I didn't
sign up for this. I quit. So I'm not quite
sure if that means she's going to stop making music
or she's going to simply just take a break from
social media. I don't know. But her announcement comes like
seven months after she was sued by some of her
backup dancers. Remember that story. Oh absolutely, So she's had

(27:11):
a rough ride. You know what do you think, Ganny?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I feel really badly for her. I think that as
an artist, she's amazing. The music that she makes is amazing,
and I think that people have gotten really distracted from
that by the way that she leads her life on
social media. And I think when you become a public figure,
you just open It's sad, but you open yourself up
to all of the bullying from all of the people,
and I just I feel so badly for her because

(27:36):
she's tried to be body positive and say like, yeah,
you know, I'm a big girl, I'm gonna wear what
i want, I'm gonna do what i want. And it's
just opened the door for people to be even nastier
to her than they are all the time anyway.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
So you know a lot of times people ask us Gandhi, like,
what are they like? You know, in behind the scenes
when you meet the Lizzo's of the world, I'll tell
you about Lizzo And this is more of a feeling
than a quote. But Lizzo, and you've heard this term
a million times, she leaves the room a better place
than it was when she walked in. Lizzo. Every time
we've been with her, when she's done shows for us,

(28:07):
her interviews, she always goes out of her way to
make everyone feel really great. And so it isn't what
you say, it's how you make people feel, you know.
That's that's another way of looking at it. So lisso
our best to Lissa. She's okay, me too. You know,
in the morning when we do the horoscopes, we always say, oh,
if you celebrate your birthday today, you celebrate it with

(28:28):
and we go down the list of celebrities, it's always
like this weird hodgepodge of It's like you celebrate with
George Washington and tinker Bell and here's.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
More than Dolly Parton exactly birthday.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
What would be like to be at a table with
all of those people? So I believe Snoop had Snoop
Dogg had a party of his Malibu.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Home, right, it was, yeah, somewhere at a house.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
And his son was posting a bunch of footage at
his party. Robert de Niro, Austin Butler, and Snoop dog
out together.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
You throw Martha Stewart in there. That would have been perfect.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
I know, what's the conversation between Robert de Naro, Austin Butler,
and Snoop Dogg going to be?

Speaker 10 (29:09):
Like?

Speaker 4 (29:09):
I would love to hear that, right?

Speaker 3 (29:11):
I imagine there's weed involved in some capacity.

Speaker 19 (29:14):
Absolutely, there has to be.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Yeah, Nate, you wouldn't you love to be a fly
on the wall at that party? I would love to.

Speaker 12 (29:20):
But at that level, do you invite your friends or
do you just invite who's hot and in trendy?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
You know what I mean? Because Austin Butler, why is
he there. What do you mean Austin Butler is hot
right now?

Speaker 8 (29:31):
I know.

Speaker 12 (29:31):
But that's my point is, like I would just invite
my friends. I wouldn't invite people just because they're gonna
get me some press.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Well, that's we're not famous. That's why we do everything wrong.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
I don't know. I think when you throw a party,
just throw a party because it's it's fun. People who
are available. I don't know. But no, Austin Butler, his
star is very high right now. He's doing very well.
He was in that great show on TV. It's so memorable,
that great show Master of the Air. Yeah, scary. You
would love to be at a Robert de niro Snoop Dogg,
Austin Butler party, wouldn't you?

Speaker 17 (30:04):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Absolutely?

Speaker 9 (30:06):
I mean, you know, you know, an anytime there's people
there that are a list celebrities, I want to be
in the room.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Of course, of course you want to be a list
adjacent adjacent.

Speaker 9 (30:15):
But I know somebody and every time she plans a
dinner party or any kind of party like that.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
She she has to make sure she.

Speaker 9 (30:22):
Carefully crafts the list, that everyone is in line with
one another. She thinks ahead of time, he's two gonna
mesh No, okay, no, So these three go with this one.
This other person is out, and she'll actually, like a
jigsaw puzzle, will put it together because she wants to
predict how the room is gonna flow.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Isn't that right? That's smart? Well, so I told you, guys,
I went to my friend Dana's lunch. She had a
big Sicilian Easter lunch on Saturday, and she had like
twenty something people at the table. It was a huge, huge,
huge meal in party. She was very, very very careful
about placement where people sat. There were no place cards,

(31:02):
but she just told you need to sit with her.
So she put me between Sharon Daster she was to
my right, who I've known for years, and a new
friend her licenme is Tabak. I met her through Dana.
She's always careful to put you next to people she
wants you to interact with. I never think that way.
I might just sit down wherever you want to sit.
But I like that she does that. She does this

(31:23):
other thing I think is great. I think I mentioned
this to you. She'll sometimes serve two different entrees and
every other person will get the different entree. So if
you're there. Let's say, if I'm there with Gandhi, She'll
give Gandhi the fish and give me the chicken, and
then we'll share off each other's plates. You know what
I'm saying. It's a very unique way to have a
dinner party. She calls it cozy seating. I think it's

(31:45):
kind of good. Let's see, tonight is the night and
I'm having a little fomo here. The iHeartRadio Music Awards
going on. You can watch it at eight o'clock Eastern
on Fox, and we go every year, and this is
the year. They said, hey, Elvis, we need you out
there to do the backstage stuff. And I'm like, nah,
so I passed this year. What a stupid year to
knock go.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
This is the worst year to go, Beyonce share, Oh,
like your two favorites?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
How could you nominees in the Pop Artists of the
Year Award alone the category Doja Cat, Miley Cyrus, Olivia Rodrigo, Sizza,
Taylor Swift and the Hip Hop Artists of the Year
All guys, I'm noticing twenty one Savage and Drake in Future,
Little Dirk Ludacris of the performances from Justin Timberlake. This

(32:32):
is this is tonight. This is why you have to
watch on Fox. There's nothing else on TV tonight other
than this. Justin Timberlake performing Green Day, TLC, Landy Wilson,
Tate McCrae, and of course those big big Achievement awards
going to Beyonce and Share. Good God, how stupid are we?
I feel like an idiot?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Is there time for us to get out there? Like
if we love right now? Okay?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Anyway, So that's going on tonight eight o'clock East Coast
time on Fox, So make sure you watch. Is anything
else we need to cover? Oh? Did anyone spend time
with Beyonce's album over this over the weekend?

Speaker 19 (33:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yeah, what'd you think?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I really like it. I'm really having trouble identifying it
as a country album. It feels like Beyonce with just
a few country artists on it, Like it's still very
much Beyonce. But I love it. I think it's great.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Well there you go. I need I was gonna spend
time with it, but we got off track. But I
want to spend some alone time with Beyonce's album.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I think you want to it?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, I have a few friends that listen to the
whole thing. And they're in the business and they look
at it differently. They don't listen to an album. There's
the thing. If you're in the film business and you
make films and you go see a movie, you can't
enjoy it because you're too busy watching like the production
elements and the editing and crapt like that. So a
friend of mine who's in the music business, she's like, well, Beyonce,

(33:51):
I don't know, you know, this thing was six years
in the making and she doesn't give proper credit to everyone.
And I'm like, it sounds like a good album to me.

Speaker 12 (33:59):
I don't know what, Nate, No, you're right, because I
was a film and video major, and so what I
would watch movies for a long time after I did
all of my classes. I'd be like, how did they
get that lighting? I wonder if they had a key
light back there? You know, you really start to end.
You can't enjoy the ruins anymore, you know.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah. I took film class in college, and of course
the film that all film classes study is oh watsr
MC colleague Citizen Kane. Absolutely, Citizen Kane. It's like one
of those films you have to watch and you have
to take it frame by frame and describe in detail
whatever every frame meant, because there's all the symbolism in
this film. One of my favorite films of all time.

(34:35):
But after that I could never watch a film again.
It destroyed enjoying a movie. So every once in a while,
excuse me, every once in a while, when I do
get lost in a movie, I know it's a good
movie for me because they did a good job. They
It's like when you see an actor and you forget
like a minute or two and who it is they
do the character? So well, yeah, this Texas came in. Hey,

(34:58):
you always talk about the Marlins and the heat in Miami.
What about the Panthers. They're in the playoffs. Okay, okay,
there you go. Congratulations and thank you for as go panthers.
All right. Also to clarify, no, you should not let
dogs eat chocolate, nor should they eat grapes. It can
be very very dangerous for some dogs. So I said earlier, Oh,

(35:20):
if they eat a grape, just ignore it. No, no, no, no,
not all dogs. Dogs can do that. We'll go into
kidney failure and I hear it's the skin on the
grapes is what's lethal. So anyway, so don't let them
eat grapes. Don't let them eat chocolate. There have I
covered my ass? Enough? Are we done? Yes? Okay, good?
Thank you? Have a nice day. Well okay.

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Speaker 4 (36:14):
I love this so much, Centertexan. I know Daniel's out today,
so maybe it's a good day to play that new game.
What's my favorite Mayo filled food?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
How much stuff is filled with Mayo?

Speaker 4 (36:23):
I don't know. We may investigate that. Hey, let's talk
about something really delicious. Hello fresh. We love it. When
that box arrives. Who got the box last time? Was
it you scary.

Speaker 9 (36:31):
Yes, And I have one meal left to cook tonight,
and that's what crispy buffalo spiced chicken with blue cheese
sauce and scallion, mashed potatoes and carrots.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Oh my god, it's a complete meal. I can't. That
sounds well, it is. That's white in the box. They
serve complete meals. That's what they do, I mean. And
all of the vegetables are so fresh, and they give
you just the right amount for the recipe and there's
no food waste. Hey, speaking of Hello Fresh, that lunch
I went to you know who else was there? Marina
our chef friend. Oh now she's a chef with HelloFresh,

(37:04):
and she is inviting us again to come to their
kitchens and watch them put these recipes together. And so
we gotta go. They would love to have us, so
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Speaker 5 (37:39):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Oh, I think he's making breakfast.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
I just called him and then he hung up for it.
Still feels like we're celebrating a holiday here. Oh.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
There he is.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
He's back and he's chewing.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Sorry, no, I'm not chewing, Damn. I was making him
a protein shake. Hi, so good. You know, I just
noticed because I've been putting almond milk in these things.
There's only like one gram of protein and serving alm
my milk whizards like five grams in a serving of
like like more percent milk. I'm on over, baby, I

(38:14):
should be drinking milk. Damn.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Right hired by the dairy council, I feel I don't
know their counsel.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah, I must have it. The gene that milk does
not affect me. Milk and I know, take off your
shirt showing me your utters You got nipples? Utters Hey,
let's do a connections. I know we have we have
a fresh batch today, do we not?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yes, two new ones. I just sent it to you,
so you should have it in here.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Okay, should we play? And I'll just wait till they're
on the phone.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Oh, let's wait till they're on the phone. I like
that so much better.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Hey, how was the Drake concert this past weekend? Talk
about it?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
It was amazing. We had such a good time and
we went to the one at Ubs Arena. He was
there for three days and he is a great performer.
The stage was interesting, the props were interesting. Little Wang
came on, he had a teleprompter for his own lyrics,
and then when he was done, he was very confused
about how to get off the stage. He actually asked

(39:10):
for help. He said, I'm gonna need help getting off
this weird ass stage. It was just a square. There
were stairs everywhere. I don't know what was going on.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Then didn't he wait? Did he donate more money? It's
a concert or something? What was it? What did he
do talk about? To tell the story?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
So he kind of has gotten a reputation for looking
at signs that are out in the crowd and seeing
something that touches him and just giving that person a
ton of money, paying off people's houses, paying for their rent,
all kinds of stuff. And there was a girl in
the front row that was holding a sign up that
said I just beat brain cancer, and he gave her
fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
He's like, that's the kind of stuff I like to see.
I'm gonna give you fifty bands. I was like, damn,
we should have been in the front row with a sign.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
I know, I know, but you shouldn't lie about having
cancer just to get fifty grand out of Drake.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
No, but I could come up with something about why
I need rent help, you know, all kinds of exactly.
But it was incredible.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Shoddy Bee has a Scotty Bee has a question. Yes, Scottie,
what do you do you know how he has all
this money to give away?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yes?

Speaker 18 (40:06):
Do you know how much his sweatshirts cost? At that
show that my daughter bought two hundred and twenty dollars
for a hoodie?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Kidding me, really serious?

Speaker 18 (40:16):
She said, Dad, your credit card so I could buy
some merch. I'm like, yeah, okay, but you know whatever,
And then I see there's a two hundred and thirty
eight dollars on.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
A credit card.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Dude, that's your fault. Then we set it up completely
differently when you told us.

Speaker 18 (40:27):
She said she was going to pay for it. But
we'll see. We should start selling our hoodies for two
hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yeah, I'm with.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Yeah, maybe Bill in the pocket.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Let me tell of people that were walking around with
this two hundred and twenty dollars sweatshirt. Yeah, they were
sold a house, they were everywhere.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
What was on it?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
It was like a graphic printed very bright colors, had
like hot moms dot com on the back.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
And it probably costs fifteen dollars to make, right, it was.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
It was a nice sweatshirt. It probably costs like fifty
to make. Yeah, probably, really it was. It was a
good quality. It was print said with like this bubble
kind of foam stuff on.

Speaker 18 (41:02):
Oh okay, I'm never washing it because I'm not ruining
that thing.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
I'm not washing that never. Hey. By the way, i'm
watching this dialogue going on on text. And by the way,
sometimes some stations play ads that we may not agree
with here. We have no control over those, by the way,
but it makes us look like like, you know whatever,
So I get it. If I was listening to our
show on whatever station and whatever market and I heard something,

(41:27):
I'm like, I'm gonna text Elvis and let him know
he's a piece of crap. I'm well, thank you for
reaching out, but reach out to them no offense. I
don't even know what to tell you, but it's yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
It's good that people tell us this because we don't know.
We don't listen to the commercials. We have no idea
what's going on, and if there's something sketchy in there,
it's good that we know.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Okay, yeah, it's good, we know, but we really have
no control over that, which I wish we did. Trust
me out, Yeah, but you know, those people are in
the business of, you know, making revenue, and I you know,
it's like, don't yell at Drake because his sweatshirt's two
hundred and twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I think to yell at him about that was great.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
We were also told, because of the tests that we
take here at iHeart, that we are required to offer
equal time to each candidate who wants to purchase airtime.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
So for every commercial you hear for that, you hear
something from.

Speaker 19 (42:14):
The other Sidechase.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
If they purchase, it's up to them. Yeah, let's look
into that. By the way, we want to do let's
do connections. You have one from last week we can
use as an example.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Oh yeah, you have some of the old ones.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Scare I have number four, five, and six. Okay, call
us now if you want to do connections. But this
is this is a sample. This is not the one
we're gonna We're gonna give you live. Call now to
see if you can make the connection. One eight hundred
two four to zero one hundred, and we're not gonna
let you hear it until you're on live. It's gonna
be a fighting moment for you, but you may get

(42:47):
it right. Okay, here's an example from last week played. Okay,
there's green Day. Oh yeah, this is okay, money.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
Can keep.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
And there you go. And of course the connection was
you remember what the connection was?

Speaker 8 (43:15):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
What people that you know, you know Gandhi Because you
put it together, it's sounds yes, yeah, people who were
taking care of themselves sexually. Anyway, So today's connection, let's
see if you can figure it out. Call me now.
One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. It
is April Fool's Day. By the way, don't forget that

(43:38):
someone in your life and you know who I'm talking about.
Can you turn that off? Scary? Just thank you someone
in your life and you know who I'm talking about.
They are like the pranksters. We all like Alex is mine,
I want and I told him sleep in today because
he has the day off. I don't want. I don't
want him to be awake because he'll be constantly coming
up with new pranks. We actually got a memo. Did

(44:00):
you find the memo?

Speaker 6 (44:01):
I can't. My my deleted items are not restoring. But
the the the gist of the memo was that before
anything goes on the air that has to do with
an April fool's joke, it needs to be approved by
the upper levels of corporate because the license can be
in jeopardy if you do something that is not okay.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Right, And to keep in mind, we're radio people. Well
we're not very bright. So what we what some people
in our business may think is funny as a joke,
it could get us all fired and lose our license
on it. So I get it. But I love that.
I love that that we got a memo from corporate
say do not, do not celebrate or observe April Fool's

(44:43):
day at all unless you get our permission.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
We've got another one today. Yes, what it's about. It's
laying out people have lost their licenses because of on
air stunts gone wrong. So thank you for not doing
anything crazy today.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Okay, sucking the fun right out of us here. I mean,
what other industry is receiving this same memo today other
than it's just crazy radio people, waka waka.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
This memo even goes down to name some of the
stunts that were done or that are things that they
do not want us to do.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
It's quite a long email. It's almost like a April Fool's
joke in itself, like.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Do you have examples of what have been has been
done that they're saying everyone want to stay away from.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
German radio station west Deutsche Rundfunk announced that city officials
had decreed that joggers could only run at a maximum
speed of six miles per hour throughout the city's park.
Any faster, it said, and they would have inconvenienced the
squirrels who were in the middle of mating season. So
people were watching how far the or how fast the
joggers were jogging.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Well, let's not can get our license taken away from
us if we say that, are they?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
April first, nineteen ninety two, a Chicago radio station announced
it would turn into a commercial free, pay per here station.
Its signal would be scrambled and divided into five different
program formats that listeners would have to pay to listen to.
People didn't like that on either.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Well, no one could lose their license over that.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
It's just called into protests. Some even showed up with
picket signs outside the station.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Well here, I'm going to take a guess on this.
There there is that thing, and you hear it all
the time, the emergency broadcast system, which is a very
very important part of us being here to serve the public. Right,
I'm sorry, who's he talking to? And anyway, so when
you hear those tests, those are like real deal legit, right,
We need to do those to make sure the equipment's working.
So that's it's against the law for us to like

(46:27):
play around with those, and so we never do. We
stay away from that button. That's so because that's a
serious thing. And I know that a station owned by
our company actually was messing around with that and they
got into a lot of legal problems with the government.
So mm hmm. You know what. The FCC also used
to have a rule in the books that we can't

(46:49):
play a siren on the air. I don't know if
that's still the case.

Speaker 12 (46:54):
Yeah, I don't think that's still the case though, But
I do know about the tones.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
That way, right?

Speaker 3 (47:00):
And are you allowed to play sounds of like a
car accident because.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
I don't know, I don't know what, so we just don't,
you know, No, we do. I think we can play
a car accident sound that sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
That would make me nervous. I like if I was
driving and I heard it, I would think it was
happening another one.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
And I can't even say it because we could be
sued or taken off the air. There is a distress
call that you put out on the radio if you're
in an emergency situation, like in an airplane is losing
an engine or something. They actually go on the radio
and say these words, it's the fifth month January thiry,
March April, the fifth month, and then the word day.

(47:37):
You can't say those really, you can no, because it's
an emergency that means we're having an emergency situation. I
did not know that used to be the case. Can
we look this up, because I'm.

Speaker 12 (47:48):
Afraid we're gonna we can use the Morse code for
something either. If I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Morse code did not?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
I'm pretty sure we can't.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
This doesn't dirty. Oh my god, look at the size
of this not not not? What did I just say? Laugh?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
If it's something horrible, did it not?

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Not?

Speaker 20 (48:24):
Not?

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Not?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
You might be cursing in the Morse I don't know,
like summoning the alien.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
I just said anus in Italian? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (48:35):
Did it not?

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Not? Did it not? Did it not? That is Morse code.
If you're wondering what language I'm speaking. All right, let's
do it. Let's let's see if Carrie Online five can
figure out the connections here. I don't even know what
the answer is. Good morning, Carrie morning. How are you feeling.

Speaker 8 (48:56):
Pretty good?

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Well? In the in the world of Morse code? Did
it not? Not? Did did? Okay, I'm gonna play these connections,
these songs for you, and you have to figure out
how they're connected. Okay, Okay, here we go, play it.

Speaker 15 (49:20):
I want to know that thing, don't.

Speaker 8 (49:38):
You've said? Forever? Now I drive alone past your street.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
There you go. Those songs definitely have a connection. And
I don't know, I don't know if you're gonna get this.
Do you know what the connection is? Carrie?

Speaker 7 (49:51):
No, A lot of people don't.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
This one is kind of challenging to be, to be
honest with you, it really is the last one should
have given away. All right, Well, listen, someone out there
does no carry a shirt? Come on, be nice to
carry sure Nate's shirt. Carry. We're gonna send you a
two dollars shirt. Oh god, I mean it's not worth
it's not worth that, but we're gonna sell it for
that much money on the open market. Yeah, it's Illstream

(50:17):
Morning Show shirt. It's on the way. Okay, Carrie, And
thank you for trying. We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
All right, all right, call us hold on one eight
hundred two four two zero one hundred. We also have
to get into the phone tap next. We have way
too much stuff going on here. What are we doing? Okay? Yeah,
you could take Nancy on for Oh, we're gonna oh,
I guess we're not gonna. Okay, Hi Nancy.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Oh oh not to you, Nancy. Uh, do you know
what those songs haven't come He'll be playing for you
one more time. Here they are.

Speaker 15 (50:58):
I want to know that thing, don't.

Speaker 8 (51:16):
You said? Forever?

Speaker 7 (51:17):
Now?

Speaker 8 (51:17):
I drive alone Pasture Street?

Speaker 4 (51:20):
All right, those four songs have a connection, Nancy, do
you know what it is?

Speaker 10 (51:27):
They all have something. I'm trying to think coming in
the air, Street, crimea river, but I can't figure out
that you're in one.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Well, so you have three, you have three figured out.
So what do you think those three have in common?

Speaker 10 (51:44):
They're like elements of the earth, like a road, the air,
a river, and.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
A driver's license. Okay, yes, Street. Okay, Look, that's not
the connection. That could be a possible connection, not the
one we're looking for. Thank you, Nancy. Let me send
you Elvis during morning show shirt. Okay? Is that cool?

Speaker 10 (52:06):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (52:07):
It'd be amazing.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Oh, thank you for listening. Hold on one second, all right,
they do have something in common?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah, does anyone aside from you Elvis? And don't say
if you know what, but does anyone here know it?

Speaker 4 (52:16):
I thought I knew it and you were like, no,
well I knew it, but you took it to a
next level. I don't know. I think you're being very
particular with this. We can't say what we're saying talking
about all right, well you'll see. All right, we'll get
back to connections later in the hour because we do
have a free money phone tap on the way.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
It's another free money phone tap coming.

Speaker 13 (52:36):
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Speaker 5 (52:39):
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Speaker 3 (52:53):
When I wake up and I'm in a bad mood and.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Life sucks, this show really gives you the ability to
bring you back up and make you okay.

Speaker 13 (53:01):
Lady Telvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Hey, so Danielle is out. She'll be back tomorrow, no worries.
But she usually does her entertainment report and she's not
doing it today. So we just wrote a few things down.
We're going to talk about. Remember back in the day
when Pete Davidson and Colin Jost bought that State Island
Ferry like a couple hundred grand. It was like an

(53:31):
old funky faery boat, you know. Anyway, it's been docked
they were going to turn it into a bar. They
don't know what to do. Now they're saying they're going
to turn it into a hotel. Oh, it's a floating
hotel with two restaurants and six bars. That's a lot.
Those fairies aren't that big, are they?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
How many bathrooms are on those things?

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Two? Right?

Speaker 8 (53:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
You ride the ferry a lot. You're a Staten Islander, Garrett,
how many? I mean? Can you really fit two restaurants
in a hotel and six bars on a ferry? Yes?

Speaker 19 (54:05):
You can, definitely. But my problem is I don't want
to stay in a hotel that I know I've thrown
up in. Who hasn't town up on the ferry after
a long night exactly exactly called start a Staten Island ferry?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
No I didn't, Okay, sorry, they called me that in school.
We didn't. Wait, what high schools you go to?

Speaker 7 (54:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Yeah, the Farrel they they called them those names. All
boys school of course. Yes. Now, so they're gonna make
it a hotel floating with two restaurants and six bars.
So there's that. What else are we talking about today?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Gandhi, the movie of all time that people keep watching.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Oh, yeah, that Mel Gibson movie on Netflix. It's I
think it's still number one film. If I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
It might be.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
What's it called again, It's called the Line on the Line.
Gandhi says, it's not even arguably the worst film ever.
It is the worst film ever made.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
So you said, yes, it's so bad, it's just awful.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
You told us any people are texting on God it
was so bad, but they watched it all the way
to the end, and they had to see how it
was going to end. See the more you say it's awful,
the more I want to watch it. I don't know why.
Why is that?

Speaker 5 (55:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
The thing I'm getting the most is I should have
listened to you, but I wanted to find out for myself.
I feel like that's just like if I stuck my
hand in a fire and I was like, oh that hurt,
don't do it. It's like the stoves. Yeah, all these people
walk over. I'm gonna try it myself. Well, now you're burned, Scotty.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
So you told Scotty Scotty Bee, we told you over
and over, don't watch that film. It's a waste of
your time. So I get a text you the night
he said, bro, I'm watching that. Mel Gibson turred, it
is truly the worst film ever. Why are you watching it?
We told you not to watch it.

Speaker 18 (55:48):
I think mostly because of the whole radio aspect of it.
I wanted to see, you know, the radio stuff. But
I mean it was mediocre most of the way through,
and then at the very end I was.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Like, are you fing kidding me? And I texted Ghani,
I'm like, dude, if this is the worst thing ever,
now we knew here there's some sort of plot twist
at the end of some sort but it's got it.
It's not worth the way. We actually started watching it
and it was like, in the first two minutes, I
turn this crap off. It's no.

Speaker 8 (56:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
The acting is terrible from the jump, like, the acting
is not even good. The plot is. You think so
many ways I could have gotten out of this. They
should have just done this. They don't do any of
these things. And then you get to the end and
you're like, wow, I wish I could sue someone to
get my time back.

Speaker 18 (56:26):
But you know, they said it has nothing to do
with you, Elvis, but I mean it's also eerily reminiscent
of die Hard with a vengeance. This it was the
same thing. It was you in a studio and there
was a bomb in the building.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Same thing. It's the same there's a bomb in the building. Hey,
well you're ruining. Oh I may want to watch this.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Really, do not watch it.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
It's so bad after all these warnings. I know, but
I feel like I have to you push you push it.
I feel like I gotta watch this turn.

Speaker 19 (56:52):
You have to it's a turn.

Speaker 8 (56:53):
What sunny?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Look at the glowing reviews coming in the text. Oh yeah,
the text messages don't watch it. The worst, thank you.
It's the period, worst period.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
That's so the.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Other saying really really bad. All right, right now now
they're saying that, what is this this text you just
put up here?

Speaker 19 (57:17):
Garrett Garrett, that's the producer of On the Line. I
DMed him and asked him what his inspiration was, and
this is what he told me.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Oh, he said, well, I was a radio host for
twenty years at Energy. They call it Energy. It's NRJ
radio network in Europe, and the number the frequency is
one hundred point three, which is our frequency here, which
is okay on air. One day someone called to say
he has kidnapped my mother. I also put some other
stories that happened to me, like the opening scene with

(57:47):
the Messiah guy. I saw that it happened exactly like
that in the film. So he didn't rip off my name.
He didn't rip off one hundred point three. The guy
doesn't even know who we are. Probably so just because
a guy his name Elvis, I mean, no, oh, that's
such a common name. I think if France it actually is.

Speaker 21 (58:05):
Isn't it Elvis? Is it?

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Say so someone else actually says on the text. I
watched the first ten minutes and I skipped to the
last thirteen minutes just to get to the end. They
went right to the plot twist and turned it off.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
It's so bad. It's so bad.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
They're saying that this cannot be the worst film ever,
because No, Blue Valentine with Ryan Gosling was the worst
movie ever. Here we go, the worst movie ever.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Go.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Jili see Zelie was It was rumored to be so bad.
I never watched it, so it's always the punchline. But
people say it's the worst movie ever, and they never
saw it because they just heard everyone else say it's bad.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
So I won't say it's the worst movie ever. But
I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory over the weekend,
which one, uh the original Willy Wonka.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Oh see, that's my favorite. You don't like it.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
I liked it. That Grandpa Joe was a piece of work.
I know we've talked about a movie, but come on,
You're having the child child labored to buy you tobacco.

Speaker 21 (59:03):
What what is this?

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Yeah? No, he just sat in this dirty nightgown in
that room full of old people and stunk and it
and bathe and then all of a sudden he can walk.
When Charlie got a golden ticket, he.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Was dancing my god dance. And then he was breaking
all the rules through the Chocolate Factory. When they were
talking about if Charlie got the ticket the right way,
He's like, who cares how he got it? He got
it like Grandpa Joe was just he was not a
role model.

Speaker 12 (59:27):
Yeah, don't get Nate started on Grandpa Joe. He is
like here he goes, Oh, you do the deep dive
on Grandpa Joe. He beats every villain in every movie
ever made. Darth Vader's nothing compared to Grandpa Joe. That
guy is just sinister, lying in that bed, waiting to
having children work for him. He stinks, he looks dirty.
He was like, he has that stinky I bet he's

(59:47):
no longer alive. That you remember in that movie. You
remember this because you just watched, Yes, nothing but cabbage soup.
Can you imagine how bad the sheet smelled?

Speaker 4 (59:56):
So they ate cabbage soup, and then he had Charlie
got all Gassi started floating up to the fan in
that room.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Yeah, which they shouldn't have been in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
I just said the brown word. Sorry. So Grandpa Joe
and Willie Wonka when they were eating that candy, they
started floating up to the exhaust fan, about to die.
They started burping to come back down. They were farting
cabbage soup.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
You know, they were, of course terrible. It was just man,
just everything about Grandpa Joe. I was like, Charlie, of
all the people you could have picked, you didn't pick
your mother, your hard working mother. You picked this bum.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Yeah, and she was so beautiful. His there was gorge.

Speaker 12 (01:00:38):
Slaving and slaving away doing other people's laundry for hours
a day. Grandpa Joe's just sitting there smoking tobacco. That
Charlie procures.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Yeah, and we are awful.

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
It was just awful.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
So did you watch Wonka with Timothy Challamane.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Yes, and I loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
I loved it too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
I watched it again and I loved it even more.
I think it was great. They did.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
He's got those cheek bones, man, he does Timothy shallow May.
I want those cheekbones. I mean, he's got the look.
There were show. Did you see the comparison to the
guy who played what Costanza whatever? On Seinfeld? Oh, George, George.
They had him at twenty years old next to Timothy
shallow May at twenty years old. You're like, oh my god,

(01:01:22):
nothing in common. And it was like, what you didn't
see that? Be out? I'll find it for you. It's
kind of funny. Yeah, if you we're jumping in late
we're talking about on the line that movie with Mel
Gibson that's doing really well because people are watching it
because it's rumored to be the worst movie ever. So
there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
They get you. Man, the little description. You're like, oh,
this is gonna be a good movie, let me watch it,
and then ten minutes in it's just awful and it
never gets better.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
They're saying other bad movies. A lot of people are
texting in the room. Oh I never saw it, they say,
it's so unbelievably bad. I promise you you'll also be
incredibly entertained at how bad it is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Didn't it win all kinds of awards that you're thinking of?

Speaker 12 (01:02:01):
Another one, this is from two thousand and three, and
it's called The Citizen Kane of Bad Movies?

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Oh God, you know. Citizen Kane, by the way, in
my opinion, is one of the most cleverly produced, directed
and written movies all time. But that's an arguable you
can argue that. You know, Orson Wells was a genius,
and when he tried in Hollywood to put this movie together,
people closed doors on him, especially because the subject matter

(01:02:26):
of Citizen Kane was William Randolph Hurst. It was loosely
based on his life and his career, and they just
made fun of this powerful, powerful man who owned all
the newspapers across the country, and they're like, you can't
do that and get away. Well they did. Of course.
It was centered at the Hurst mansion Sensinium San Simeon,

(01:02:49):
cod which I visited, but they called it Xanadu in
his movie, so he made like little twists and turns
to make it different. But if you ever can watch
Citizen Kane, it truly is an incredible film. Okay, all right,
black and White? Uh, Garrett, sup to something? What's Garrett?
Did you say something? Garrett? Did you want something?

Speaker 15 (01:03:08):
Uh?

Speaker 19 (01:03:08):
No, no, no, you're holding your hand like you had.
I was drinking some water.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Okay, another terrible movie. Can I say one more terrible movie?

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Please go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Have any of you guys seen Jaws The Revenge?

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
It's so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
It's like the great great grand baby of the original
Jaws is out for revenge on this family, follows them
to the Bahamas and only attacks them like. It's so
bad that another person actually gets grabbed by the shark,
but the shark knows it's not one of the family
members and lets them go. It's the worse sharks.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
They're smart. I get it. Okay, Oh is this tree?
Timothy Shelmy is in town. He's he's playing Bob Dylan.
They're filming right now in New York City, in Jersey
City at the White Man of Burger. They'll be there
this week. He's playing Uh yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Know this always.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
They closed down the White Man of Burger In in Hackensack,
Jersey City, on one and nine. Oh, that's the other
white man. I'm talking about the original one. Sorry, so
he'll be there. No, don't be there. You can't go.
And I kind of want to bring Ghani there after work.
And I kind of made you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
See if you No, I don't want to stare at people.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
I kind of want to see them filming. Well, I
don't think I think they're clothes. They're not gonna let
you in while they're filming. You still drive down one
and nine. Why it's all prostitutes and bad motels? Why
do you want to drive down one and nine? Because
I just want to see what's happening.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
I go.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
I missed Jennifer Lopez and Hoboken last week. Oh no,
and she was eating at my favorite place for I
usually go for lunch and she and she was there.
I'm like, scary, they're all stalking you. It just sucks
because you missed.

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
You missed the celebrities by a day or two. I'm like,
why I usually sit there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Jennifer Lopez. You've had her sitting right next to you
have fifteen thousand times in our studio now you got
to go see her at at a restaurant somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:04:50):
What's the difference, because it would be awesome because I
Cafe Illegian, I get the fries.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
You gotta try the fries.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
You would you say that to her if you saw her?

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Yeah, it's more cat. I'm gonna call White mann Berger
in the Jersey City right now. Let him know you're coming. Hey,
I got Scary Jones coming. You gotta gotta let him in.
Oh scary, Yeah, come on in, brou bruh. So yeah,
Scotty Be even though told not to watch the worst

(01:05:20):
movie on the line, it's so funny, wasted an hour
and a half. You know, we still don't have a
winner with this connections? Do you have it pulled up? Scary?
I'm gonna I'm gonna give you one more free play
and then coming up next, I want you to call
in and tell me what these songs have in common,
because it's it's getting stale. It's been around too long.

(01:05:40):
These four songs have something in common? What is it?

Speaker 15 (01:05:49):
I know that thing.

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
You said forever now I drive alone Pasture Street.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Yeah, what do they have in common? There's a connection.
Garrett's on the phones calling one eight hundred two four
two zero one hundred all right, Gandhi, the three things
we need to know? What are they?

Speaker 21 (01:06:21):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Work began clearing the wreckage of the Franciscott Key Bridge
in Baltimore on Saturday, with several cranes on hand to
lift large pieces of the bridge away as crews work
on cutting it into manageable chunks. According to Transportation Secretary
Pete Boodages, it's not clear how long the very complex
process is going to take. He also talked about the
reconstruction of the bridge, which the Biden administration has said

(01:06:42):
it will be funded, who has said it will mostly
be funded by the federal government. The Key Bridge originally
took five years to build, but there's no estimate on
how long that rebuild is going to take up. Next
on the list of organizations and places locking things down
because of the eclipse, actually a lock down happening in
New York. The New York State Department of Corrections and

(01:07:03):
Community Supervision has announced that its prison facilities will be
locked down for the entire day on Monday, that's a
week from today, as a safety precaution. The twenty three
facilities will experience total darkness will be in the dark
from one and a half to three minutes to a
maximum of three and a half minutes that afternoon. The
event will be the first solar eclipse in New York
for almost a century, and despite the lockdown, the state

(01:07:25):
allegedly has made a large purchase of solar eclipse safety
glasses to make sure that the prison population there will
be okay if for some reason they are to look up,
but they're trying to keep them inside. And finally, somebody
hit it big with the Mega Millions lottery last week
and now the Powerball jackpot, swelling the estimated jackpot for
tonight's drawing nine hundred and seventy five million dollars, the

(01:07:49):
fifth largest prize in the history of Powerball, if somebody
gets all the numbers right tonight. The last time somebody
won the Powerball jackpot was actually New Year's Day for
eight hundred and forty two million dollars, which was claimed
by a single ticket sold in Michigan. So good luck, everybody,
and those are your three things.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
I'm on my jack pocket right now, get my tickets.
Tonight's tonight. Okay, it's gonna happen. I wonder if the
people at the jackpocket office keep a tab on how
much I spend because it's obscene.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
I bet it is.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Like this guy has a gambling problem. Call one eight hundred.
I got a gambling problem.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Oh do you go like real big when you buy
the tickets without us?

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Absolutely, you gotta be in it to win it. Okay,
all right, all right, we'll find out how those songs
are related in the connections. You know what they have
in common? Right, call us now and tell us one
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Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
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(01:09:05):
the new song from Lenny Kravitz Human then when we
debuted on our show when he was with us, played
it for a friend of mine. She's like, WHOA played again?
Hearing it with a really great sound system booming in
the kitchen. It was so awesome. We gotta get that
on again. I love that song. And what a nice guy,
right Lenny Kravitz, She's is anyone here? Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:09:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Okay? Checking. By the way, we still have this connections.
We need an answer to do we have anyone? I
see Garrett typing? Here it comes? You see someone? You
see a line on? Hold in there? Orlando from Miami,
let's go talk to Orlando. There's a lot of Florida
towns in one. Orlando. You're from Miami, Yes.

Speaker 11 (01:09:50):
Sir, I am from Miami. I've been trying to get
on this radio station with you guys. You guys are awesome.
I listened to you every day. I I I committed
to work.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Thank you. You finally got through. And it's gonna pay off
if you figure out this connection. All right, we have
four songs for you, and we're gonna play them right now,
and you tell me what they have in common? Here
they are.

Speaker 16 (01:10:18):
I know that you've said forever.

Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
Now I drive alone past your street.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Hmm. All right, Orlando, come on, we've been looking for
the answer, ALLDI, and you're gonna be the savior. What
do those songs have in common? What's the connection?

Speaker 11 (01:10:48):
Well, I hope you don't mind. I'm a little bit
nervous that I'm on the air right now that I'm
talking to you guys. It's awesome, But all those songs
are my favorite and they're basically talking about breakboks. It's
hard time through relationship. You know that they don't work
out and they're having difficult times, you know. Okay, just
basically your relationships that did not function.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Okay, let me ask Godi Gandhi, Is that an acceptable
answer from Orlando?

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Absolutely, you got it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
But you know, Orlando, there's more to the story about
each individual song, Gandhi. I mean, I find this fascinating.
I didn't know this.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Yeah, So in the air tonight was between Phil Collins
and his wife at the time. He said that that
breakup was really, really hard for him. So he just
put this song together, threw a bunch of things at
the wall, and that's what came out. Don't with Ed
Sheeran was supposedly about he and Ellie Golding crimea River
we know, justin Timberlake and Britney Spears and Olivia Rodrigo
the latest one. Obviously, she supposedly had her Man stolen

(01:11:47):
by a blonde pop star.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
Yes, so they're actually those are breakup songs about famous people,
so it's even there's more to the story. Hey, let's
take care of Orlando. He's cool. I'm glad you finally
got here. What do you want to keep, Orlando, you're
a true fan.

Speaker 12 (01:12:06):
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Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
How about there you go. We're gonna we're gonna load
you down, Orlando. Thank you so much for listening to us.
We appreciate it very much, and it's good to finally
have you on the air with us. All right, thank
you so much. You're very welcome. Hold on one second.
Isn't it great when nice people win?

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
I love that. So earlier, we're talking about Morse code,
and a lot of people are going to I mean, well,
back in the day before these microphones worked on radio waves,
they could send beeps and things like that long distances
and especially during the war, very important. So the way
the more Morse code works is each letter of the
alphabet is assigned dots and dits. Ah, the it's is

(01:12:54):
the equivalent to a short beep, and DA is equivalent
to the long beep. So if I'm gonna say I
love you and morse code, it's did he did?

Speaker 16 (01:13:03):
He?

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Dot dot d that's I love and you is dotty
dot dot dot dot dot dot did it? So there
we go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
What is the one song actually saying it?

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Yeah? Yes, did he do?

Speaker 15 (01:13:23):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
We have other songs I didn't even know they could
be Morse code. I don't know, like this one. What's
the first? One's carry Amber? This is your night listen? Yeah,
I don't think Amber knows more code. Okay, okay, hear
me up? Okay? What about this one? Another song from
our past that may be more code? What about this one?

(01:13:47):
I love that song? You know what I'm saying. I
don't think it's morse code, but it could be. What
else do you got?

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
I'm a Scott.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
I don't think scat Man songs about morse code and
or not. We just made it up. That's our failed
attempt making a connection between these songs and Morse code.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
I don't know the one sounded like the first one
that Scary played sounded like what you said, I love
you would.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Be morse really yes, let me hear that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Wait, if you read it out loud again?

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Okay, did it? Did? Did it? Did it?

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
Dotted? Did it?

Speaker 21 (01:14:41):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (01:14:52):
Did no?

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Okay? I don't know. I don't know. But there are
people who, you know, were Morse code communicators back in
the Wars and things like things like that. They could
just said, oh yeah, he just said I love you.
There they know the language. I don't know. I would
never figure it out on my own. But what's the
second song? Though? Dot do dot?

Speaker 19 (01:15:17):
What I was talking about?

Speaker 8 (01:15:17):
This one?

Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
No, no, no, no the other one. Hold on this one, no,
I gotta, I gotta pull it back up. Yeah, hold on,
it's not did it did? Did it?

Speaker 8 (01:15:37):
Might be?

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Okay, here we go. She's as d and and DIDs.
I heard dudes, I heard dudes and Morse code. There's
no there's no, there's no tears in baseball. Here we go.

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Let me hear it against here, play the whole thing. Yeah,
this is a great song.

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Speaker 13 (01:16:46):
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Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Yeah, let's talk about it tonight. The iHeart Radio Music
Awards eight o'clock East Coast Live on Fox and you
can on most of our iHeart Radio stations and of
course on the iHeart Radio app Nominees for Pop Artists
of the Year our Doja Cat, Miley Cyrus, Olivia Rodrigo Says,
and Taylor Swift. Who's gonna win it?

Speaker 8 (01:17:11):
Who do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Taylor Swift?

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Yeah you think? Sure? Seems logical, doesn't it. But the
rest of them are incredible hip Hop Artists of the
Year All Men, twenty one, Savage Drake, Future, Little Dirk Ludacris.
Who's gonna win that? Drake.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Oh No, Ludacris du.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
Luda plus Luda is our host tonight. If you don't
give the host the award, I mean, what does that
say about us?

Speaker 15 (01:17:36):
Bad?

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
Look? You know? I mean if Little Dirk was hosting,
would Little Dirk win? I don't know. Find out for
yourself tonight. Also performances from Justin Timberlake, Green Day, TLC
Laney Wilson, Tate McCrae, and many surprises happening tonight the
iHeart Reading Music Awards again. Watch it on Fox at
eight o'clock East Coast time. I'm excited. I'm actually gonna watch.

(01:17:59):
I'm gonna watch our show where we should be.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
We could have been there.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
I know, it's my fault. I called us off. I'm like, man,
we're gonna we're gonna sit this one out. And then
they go, well, Share is going to be there and
be honestly, I'm like, damn, what an idiot? Yeah I
am a moron.

Speaker 8 (01:18:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
AnyWho, Let's go around the room see what's on your minds,
and then I want to get some sound from Garrett
that's on the way. We'll start with you, Gandhi. By
the way, do you miss your sister Danielle today, I
do very much.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
I'm very excited for her to be back tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Are we all that bad? Really? No?

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
I just miss her laughing and like, you know, having
a good time in here and going and getting things
to eat with me. It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
Yeah, and I miss her too. She will be back tomorrow.
It's good. You know, everyone swall we should like take
a day off individually, just to kind of be missed.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Yes, I think that's important.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
All right, I'll go I'm tomorrow, all right. What's on
your mind today? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Okay? So I was scrolling through Instagram and one of
the pages I follow is Masterclass, and it really caught
my attention because a man was talking about how your
strategy is only as good as your ability to articulate it,
and I thought, what is he saying? Oh my god,
that's so true. You might say that again, your strategy
is only as good as your ability to articulate it.

(01:19:16):
And it's all about speaking and how to make things
concise and powerful and how impactful things are, even just
the structure in which you put your thoughts. It's important.
And I was blown away by this and I just
thought I would share it with everybody else that that
is true. Your strategy is only as good as how
well you can articulate it. So maybe take a public
speaking class. It will do you so well in so

(01:19:38):
many aspects of your life.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
I agree, I need to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Yeah. When people are good speakers, people just tend to
believe what they're saying without even checking it. They're like, oh,
that sounded right, I'm gonna go with it. You could
convince people of a lot of stuff if your good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
I'm an awful public speaker. Every time I'm asked to
do like a commencement speech or something, I'm like, no,
I don't do that. I don't do speeches. I'm not
good at it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Okay, well, maybe class will help you out.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
Okay, took a glass. Hey it's scary. What's up with
you today.

Speaker 9 (01:20:04):
I don't understand atm waiting in line etiquette, especially when
to understand well, because I get awkward. Yesterday I had
to go take out money and there was an elderly
woman in front of me at the atmus Actually it
was just the two of us in this in this area.
So she goes into the booth and I start following

(01:20:25):
her into the booth.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
But it's one of.

Speaker 9 (01:20:27):
Those like vestibule hallway things that really is good for
one and a half people. But I walked in, I'm
realizing if I'm standing in here, I'm standing like kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
On top of her.

Speaker 9 (01:20:37):
So then I awkwardly kind of backed out. I said,
I'll just wait for you to finish. So I went outside.
But now it looks like I'm about to rob the
woman as she's walking out of the ATM. I all
I get into these weird feelings about like how to act,
how to look, where to.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Put my hands. I don't wait to go because if
you think about it, wait, where are you going to
put your hand?

Speaker 9 (01:20:58):
All waiting in the vestibule, the last thing I want
to do is make someone fearful attacking me out money.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
So when we take money out of ATMs, we're all
putting our lives in the universe's hands.

Speaker 9 (01:21:12):
I mean thing to do, But I get self conscious
in the waiting line, thinking that how do I behave.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
When the person in front of me is taking out
their money? What do I do? Where do I look?
Am I supposed to look at my phone?

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
That could be too looks like I'm too suss because
I'm looking at my phone. Scary, scary, You're gonna drive
yourself nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
I just can't stop thinking about where you put your.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
You know what I do. Here's here's my rule of
thumb for ATM. This is mine. You give them space
where you're not over their shoulder looking at their code,
and that's all you owe them. That's really, that's it,
because it's just a working in ATM is just a
part of life. I know. If you're in an enclosed
vestibule with them, if it's too small and you feel
like it's too too crowded in there, I wait outside.

(01:21:54):
But if someone comes up after you while you're waiting outside,
are they gonna open the door and go in front
of you? And that's exactly no. No, you need to say,
I'm just waiting for the herd of finish. Then I'm
gonna go in, and then you hope they give you
the space too.

Speaker 9 (01:22:06):
Okay, I'm just sellding you know that. There have been
times when I've seen somebody at the ATM. I've actually
I'm like, I'll come back later. I walk away until
there's like nobody at the machine.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Okay, I can't even wait in line if these if
these are the things that consume you. What do I do?
It's about me, really, Nate, what's up with you today? Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:22:25):
So on Friday, Lewis goss A junior passed away, and
if you don't know who he is, do yourself a
favor and google him and figure it out. He was
the first black male actor to win the Best Supporting
Oscar and over the weekend, I decide, you know what,
I'm gonna watch An Officer and a Gentleman, which was
the movie he won that for, And what a fantastic performance.

(01:22:46):
So thank you, Lewis. You are a great actor, and
I hope you're acting up there in heaven. Absolutely, he
was in his eighties, right, I think he was seven?

Speaker 17 (01:22:56):
Hey, producer saying what's up with you today? I, for one,
am pretty pissed that daniel not here today because I
love fashion and although people don't often like my fashion,
and she is one of them, she is one of
the people I like to show things to and I
have them. And I bought these funky sneakers I'm wearing
today and then a square toe, and I couldn't tell
if Danielle was going to love them or hate them.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
First day wearing them so excited to show her she's
not here. Oh this is absurd.

Speaker 17 (01:23:20):
Cancel the whole day.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Why am I even out your fashion?

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Your fashion is lost on us. It's all in the
Danielle's opinion.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
I love cool because sometimes thank you Elvis, because she.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Hates wear them. Later this week, we won't say anything.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Okay, thank you everyone a race.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Heaven forbid, you've be seen in the same sneakers twice.

Speaker 17 (01:23:36):
Oh sweety No, we throw out all shoes after wearing
them one disposable.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Hey, Froggy, it's on your mind today.

Speaker 6 (01:23:41):
So sometimes a meme pops up on my timeline and
it is definitely it could be written by somebody on
the show. So I'm gonna read it, and I want
you to tell me who wrote this on our show.
I want dogs to be allowed more places, and children
under eight not to be Who on our show would
have written that Gandhi person I thought of it was
Gandhi dogs everywhere, kids under eight not included.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Absolutely, dogs are controllable.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
They are you definitely have your opinion. Absolutely, we love
pups and there we have it. Did everyone do around
the room? I think we did? Is everybody lit? Let's
go to Garrett and get some sound on. Here has
got lots to talk about today. Where do you start, Well,
let's start with this. Did we all see the movie
Final Destination? Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:24:23):
No, all right, So it's a eldest. It's a pretty
much a movie where a bunch of friends die in
these freak accidents. So over the weekend, this man was
walking into a store and nearly died when a blade
came rolling down the street and almost crashed into him.
So this is the news talking to him as he
awkwardly laughs through the fact that he almost died.

Speaker 14 (01:24:44):
I mean, obviously it wasn't my time. Probably the closest
I've ever experienced it. So I was walking into the
store here, put my handle on the door, and I
heard it a loud bang and yelling over here at
the corner, just as a cloud of smoke pops up
and I see a guy fall into the ditch and
what blade hurling at me? As and walking through the
doorway s thinking maybe as my time, but I don't

(01:25:04):
think I would have survived to be touched by that thing.

Speaker 19 (01:25:07):
No, I did see that video. It is yeah, I
mean by seconds too. Now let's move on to some
music knowledge. Okay, So I'm gonna play some songs that
we all know from popular artists, but they originally were
meant for someone else, Kamela Cabeo. So I'm gonna start
with Ariana Grande. God is a Woman, cam Kamela Cabeo

(01:25:31):
also auditioned for the song, and this is her version
of God as.

Speaker 8 (01:25:34):
A Woman, a Linga's one.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
Would you believe?

Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
God is a Woe?

Speaker 19 (01:25:40):
She ended up passing on it and went to Ariana Grande,
and that's how we got Ariana Grande's version of it.
But also remember the Chainsmoker song with Halsey closer, Yes, well,
let's take out Halsey and replace her with Kamela Cabeo.
What would that sound like?

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
You said, the same broke down.

Speaker 19 (01:26:02):
It kind of sounds similar, but I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
Owned it.

Speaker 19 (01:26:06):
Of course, Justin Bieber had a song called Anyone, but
Camilla Cabo said, let me try to sing it. This
is all kind of interesting. I got one more to you,

(01:26:27):
uh from that?

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
Uh?

Speaker 19 (01:26:29):
Maren Morris and Zed remember the song in the middle
Big song. Jamilla sent Zed a demo of it, and
this is her version, and she said in interviews that
she passed on them because she felt that they didn't

(01:26:50):
sound like her, so that's why Camilla. Yeah, passed on
those demos. Interesting, never heard those before. That's pretty cool.
And then finally, this is either going to gross you
out or make you giggle today.

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
So hold on, are you giving people a warning they're
about to be gross out or they're gonna laugh?

Speaker 19 (01:27:05):
Yes, it's either one or the other. Nowhere in the middle.
The end of this is a little gross. This is
a elephant fart from someone watching an elephant on a safari.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
It sounded like a growl.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
It did.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
It started out like a tea rut.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Then it turned into a bubbling cauldron. That is nasty.
But you know, the elephants are huge. I'm sure there,
but I bet they longer than that. You know what
I'm saying. Thank you, Garrett, Garrett is he's tripping himself up.
You're a good American, Garrett.

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Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
Interesting conversation. We're heavy during the song about assuming you
know what people think about you. This is all sort
of it was all triggered sort of about scaries conversation
earlier when we went around the room. He's all worried
when he's in line behind someone at the ATM how
he should act and if he's like in their space,

(01:28:39):
and how do they feel about him? And when I
bet they never think anything of you. I mean, as
long as you're standing you know, far away like you
should be, you're fine.

Speaker 9 (01:28:47):
Right in my brain, I start getting nervous for that person.
I'm like, what is going on in that person's head
that they see me standing here behind them? So how
do I I act?

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
You know? I act weird? So therefore you you're projecting,
You're protecting their thoughts you think they're having on you,
And now you're getting anxious over something that may not
be real at all.

Speaker 21 (01:29:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
So the other day, to play into this a little bit,
the other day, Gandhi sent me this DM. Let me
find it for you. This guy asked, how is it
you can go through life? Without worrying about what people
think about you. Let me play this sound to you.
I don't know who this guy is. I don't know
if he's a therapist or what. Anyway, are some of
you all going around living life not caring what people

(01:29:31):
think about you.

Speaker 20 (01:29:32):
I just realized I never actually knew what you were
thinking about me. I just knew what I thought you
were thinking about me, which means I created a mean,
judgmental version of.

Speaker 23 (01:29:42):
You in my head and then used it to think
mean things about myself, which means I made you mean
in my head, which means I was being judgmental of you,
not the other way around.

Speaker 20 (01:29:54):
Now I just assume people are nice. I just assume
that they're cool, and if they act in some way
that contradicts that, if they start being a total dick
for no apparent reason, I assume that they're actually angry
at themselves for something that they're then projecting onto me,
just like I used to do, and then I forgive
them and get on with my life.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
There you go, What a great way of looking at that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Rights totally true.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
I have this thing, and I really have been working
on myself in this situation where if I meet someone
and I feel like they're being kind of rude and
stand offish, like they have a problem with me. I'm like,
oh god, what a what a jerk? When all in
and then I find out later they're just shy. They
just don't talk a lot, right, They're actually nice people,

(01:30:40):
But in my head I was writing the scenario in
their head that wasn't there about me and what a
waste of my time and not fair for them who
they may want to be my friend?

Speaker 19 (01:30:52):
You know, I don't know absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
I mean, I Brandon, my boyfriend. He so many people
think and actually say, wow, I thought he was really mean.
He kind of scared me a little bit when I
first met him, because if you don't know him, he
will just stand there and say zero words. But it's
because he's extremely shy and he's also extremely anxious, and
when you put those two things together, it can come

(01:31:15):
off as mean and uninterested. But I promise you you
guys all know him. He is interested, he will talk,
He has a lot to say. He just gets very
uncomfortable in a new situation.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
So we need to stop making assumptions about other people.
We need just to sit back and let their true
being unfold. I mean, we should be fair to them.
It's unfair to whom Brandon is a jerk when he's
shy and anxious in public. You know, I give him
a chance, you know. So there you go. Interesting something
to think about today. I'm reading the text messages Elvis.

(01:31:47):
Are you an Alex? Okay? I thought you guys said
you're getting a divorce? Not sure if that was real
or a dream. Well, I don't know. He's still asleep,
he's still a sleep upstairs. So I go ask you
what I know? Hey, wake up? Are we divorcing? Did
I miss something? Do we have a bad night? No,

(01:32:08):
we're okay. Thank you for asking though. And also I've
noticed I don't know who here on the show is
having this conversation, but someone was talking to us about
In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins. I had heard
a long time ago. It was a song about a
guy who drowned, and I don't know whatever, but it's
a song about It was written after he was going

(01:32:29):
through a divorce with his wife. He was angry. So
someone said, no, that is not correct. It's about about
a guy drowning or someone witnessed it or something. So
he asked, so someone here on the show. I don't
know who's talking to these people. Someone did a search
for Phil Collins on Jimmy Fallon in the air tonight,

(01:32:52):
and he sits down with Jimmy Fallen. He tells you
the story. He tells you, No, it's not about the drowning.
He has to do with be being angry while I
was going through a divor or of my wife. That's
the story. So now we all know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Yeah, you know, from the mouth of Phil Collins himself.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
So until we did that contest this morning, I always
thought it was about the guy drowning. Has nothing to
do with anyone drowning, So thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
I would like to know the origin of that rumor though,
Who started it? How did it take off?

Speaker 8 (01:33:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Where did rumors like that come from? Oh, in the
air tonight. You know, Phil saw a guy drowning. Rather
than help he can save his life, he wrote a
song with a drum roll in exactly, or like.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
The Marilyn Manson rumor that we all heard in middle
school that he got his ribs removed so that he
could do something. How did that get around everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Without I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:33:41):
There's all kinds of stories about Richard Gear. Nobody ever
knows that those are with hamsters. Yes, yeah, they used
to call Richard Gear like they used to go gerbils. Yeah,
they used to call Richard Gear like the human habit trail.
I mean, what, No, he's not. It's a lie back
to Alice. Who were you talking about, Marilyn Managin.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
Yeah, I heard that he has skeletons of babies on
his wall is artwork.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
That's probably that's true. That's probably true.

Speaker 12 (01:34:10):
I don't know who has a baby skeleton is artwork
on their old Maryland mansion.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Oh okay, well where's his ribs? So the rib thing
is not true.

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
I don't think it's true.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
So I need to believe it's true.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
I mean that was before the Internet was even everywhere,
but every single middle school er in like fifth grader,
we all knew it. We all knew it that I
had heard too.

Speaker 12 (01:34:29):
I was like, Wow, the same thing with the spiders thing,
that you swallow eight spiders over the course of your
lifetime while you're sleeping, right, that came out to be
total bunk. That was just something that got started to
process and see how fake news spreads.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
That was an experiment.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
Yeah, I forget which celebrity had to go to the
emergency room to have his stomach pumped because it was
full of something.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Oh, Scotty knows who.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
We're not gonna remember over the story in high school.
But I forget who it was. Okay, it's okay, I
let's not even say it. But Ozzy Osbourne did buy
the head off of Bat, didn't he. I remember, I
remember who it was it was. It doesn't matter. We're
not we're not. And he said seventeen times, let's not
say who it was. Who was it? It was bon Jovie.
That's what they said when we were in high school.
It's see now I heard a different celebrity and it's

(01:35:20):
not true at all. I think it was somebody else.
Oh no, no one went to the hospital to have
their stomach pump because they've been whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:35:31):
And there's different iterations around the country regionally that appear
with different people's names in it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
That's how you know that it's an urban legend. There
was another one of by Jamie Lee Curtis. Right. Oh yeah, yes, yes, yeah,
we know that firsthand. M hm, yes we do, because
my co host Elliott confronted her with that question and
She's like, uh, what.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
The Osbourne thing is true?

Speaker 6 (01:36:00):
Though, yeah, he did buy the head off her, so
so far, of all these things, one it's.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
True And I looked it up and Marilyn Manson does
collect skeletons. I don't see baby skeletons, but he does
collect skeletons.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
Wait, what what what is this one from? He's really skeletons.
I heard there were baby skeletons on his wall as hard. Hey,
Garrett is coming up with all these What's what's the
other one? You heard?

Speaker 19 (01:36:23):
Garrett Keith Richards snorted his dad's ashes.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
I remember that story. I don't know. I don't know either.
I don't believe anything anymore. I just don't.

Speaker 9 (01:36:33):
The thing is, in the time before Internet, it was
hard to clear these rumors up, but newer ones get
squashed quickly because we have the Internet to, you know,
debunk these things, because everything.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
On the Internet is true.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
You remember that absolutely mister Rogers was a marine sniper.
You remember that one?

Speaker 21 (01:36:49):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
Yeah, really, I need to believe that. I need to
believe that to be true. It's like the deadliest sniper
and marine history or something. And there's a rumor about
a guy whose last name was Ruberosa. I was telling
this story to a friend the other day. Hold On,
let me read. This is one of my favorite stories
of all time, and I think it's true. Hold On
ruber Rosa. His name was hold On, and it's not

(01:37:11):
the ruber Rosa, the pizza place in little Italy. His
name was Porferio Rubiosa. He was a Dominican diplomat, race
car driver, soldier, and polo player. He was definitely the
mad about town. He married a lot of really wealthy women,
including Doris Duke and other people. And he always had
money somehow. And they said, rumor has it his thing

(01:37:37):
was gargantuan, oh so much so, and everyone knew about it.
A lot of restaurant owners have those big, huge pepper grinders.
They used to call those the Ruberosas because it was
the size of a pepper grinder.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Anyway, that just seems like a hazard.

Speaker 4 (01:37:56):
Why has no one done a movie about this guy's
it's the They also said he was a spy as well,
so he was a guy with a massive, a massive
wang who was like doing all these women. They said
he was the best lover ever. He was marrying all
these wealthy, wealthy women. He was a polo player, a
race car driver, and a spy.

Speaker 16 (01:38:18):
What a guy.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
We did a movie about him.

Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
What frog he must have been driving with that thing
he was driving the race car with him.

Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
Could have been you always you always knew when Ruby
Rosa walked down the beach because there's always a line
in between the footprints.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
He sounds like the guy from the Dosaki's commercial, the
most interesting man alive.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Yeah, look him up. I mean they why will we
not have a movie about Porfirio Rubiosa.

Speaker 6 (01:38:44):
I serious rumor started about you that you got a
giant one like you. You know, well, well, he was
very very he was very well known back in the day.

Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
I mean this is early nineteen hundreds, I guess right,
and uh, he was a man about town. I think
it's pretty interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Oh he's handsome.

Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
Yeah, guy, there are pictures. There aren't many pictures of him,
and you can kind of see there's something in this
pants and the pants are baggy, they're baggy pants.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Oh, he's got some short shorts on over here.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
Let's see look at that. So you're into him, now,
aren't you?

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
Gandhi, I'm fascinated by this.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
I think he died in like in a Portia accident
or something, a race car accident. I don't know. I
made that up. Anyway, Let's get into the three things
we need to know. Everyone do a deep dive on Rubiosa,
the Man, the Legend, the Hong. All right, Gandhi, it's
all you. What's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:39:39):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
There's some bad weather moving across the country. Tens of
millions are facing the threat of severe weather as storms
are forecast today from the southern Plains into the mid
Mississippi and Lower Ohio Valleys. Tail Wind damage and tornadoes
are possible, with storms moving into the mid Atlantic and
Gulf Coast tomorrow. The greatest set threat for tornadoes is
in Oklahoma tonight. KIA is recalling more than four hundred

(01:40:02):
and twenty seven thousand Tell You Ride SUVs because a
defect could make the vehicle roll away while it's parked,
and proper assembly of the right front drive shaft and
the intermediate shaft is the suspected reason that this can happen.
So Kia America is recalling all the telly rides that
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If that affects you. Reach out, they will help you out,

(01:40:25):
and car manufacturers are working on software updates to try
and fix this, but we'll see when that happens. And finally,
the Powerball jackpot is coming close to a billion dollars.
There was no grand prize winner in Saturday Night drawing.
The jackpot now stands at nine hundred and seventy five
million dollars ahead of tonight's drawing. Tickets are just two dollars,
but the odds of striking it rich, as we know,

(01:40:46):
about one in two hundred and ninety two million, But
that still means there's a chance. And those are your
three things.

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
Thank you God. Then check it out.

Speaker 11 (01:40:54):
We're so appreciated and I love you guys much.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
Elvis d ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (01:41:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durande, Elvis Durand's phone tap scary?

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
Yes, what's your phone tap all about? Today?

Speaker 9 (01:41:07):
So Tia wanted to play a phone tap on her
boyfriend Trevor. Now they've been dating for a while and
she's been asking for a key to his apartment for
a while and he refuses to give her one. So
I thought I would take that concept and run with it.
And phone tap him and making nuts. So yesterday she
was at his apartment. And then I started the call
from a very special shop, A very special shop.

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
Oh my god. Alright, let's listen to the scariest phone talk.
Can I speak to Tia? Please? We're there. There's Jimmy
at Sonna just Luck Smith the mall?

Speaker 7 (01:41:40):
What's your last name?

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
The Luck? The what? Jimmy? De Luck? Jimmy? Why are
you calling my phone? Look? As for Tia?

Speaker 8 (01:41:48):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
The key is ready?

Speaker 7 (01:41:51):
What key?

Speaker 8 (01:41:51):
I didn't order any key.

Speaker 4 (01:41:54):
I was supposed to get a key, made it here.
It's just Tia. So we have on our order.

Speaker 7 (01:42:00):
Did you just not hear what I just said?

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
I just said? Did you just hear what I said?
I have an order for a kid?

Speaker 7 (01:42:06):
First of all, jim you needed to slow your roll
a little bit, okay, talking to me crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:42:10):
Right now?

Speaker 7 (01:42:10):
You called me?

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
I know, and I'm looking for Tia? Are you? Tia?
Is that you hold on?

Speaker 7 (01:42:15):
What's your about? Five six?

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
Life?

Speaker 7 (01:42:17):
Scared with a big old' poofy hairdoo?

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
BET's her? She dropped off the key and she said
to me to make a copy of it.

Speaker 7 (01:42:23):
So made a copy of he First of all, how'd
you get my number?

Speaker 4 (01:42:26):
This was the number she left.

Speaker 7 (01:42:27):
This is my number, it's not her numbers. Second of all,
you could take that key. You could burn it, break
your melt it. Do what we gotta do. I don't
want it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:34):
I have to get this to her.

Speaker 7 (01:42:35):
Man, I've got time for this, Tiyah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
All right, you're ready to do this?

Speaker 10 (01:42:41):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
Oh my god, you're trying to call me.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
Okay, don't answer it. Don't answer it.

Speaker 9 (01:42:46):
Okay, we're gonna call him back from here, and we're
gonna listen in now.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
Okay, okay, hello, okay, you called me.

Speaker 7 (01:42:56):
You're getting phone calls about a damn shee that I
haven't ordered. Oh can you explain that to me?

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
I wanted the key and you wouldn't give it to me,
and I just kind of waiting.

Speaker 7 (01:43:06):
What do you mean you got carded waiting? We had
a conversation about this. Oh, you're not ready give me
a key, you baby? Oh okay, I understand, baby, don't
even worry about it. When you get ready, i'll take you.
That's what you said.

Speaker 17 (01:43:14):
Well, I feel like I do need a key, and
that's why I went and got one done.

Speaker 7 (01:43:19):
And then you're just gonna go over my head and
just go have a teamate. Anyway, then you got some
random call of me and you wanted sit up here
and expect for me to accept the key made by
that Wait, that's how I have to do that? What
you mean it's in at the door?

Speaker 8 (01:43:32):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (01:43:33):
It works my house here you yeah, do not a
mom house? Right now? You're joking?

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
Y Wait?

Speaker 7 (01:43:44):
How did you get this address? Put the phone? He
wants to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
Okay, Hey, how are you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:43:52):
Don't ask me how some doing?

Speaker 5 (01:43:54):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:43:54):
I told you I didn't want the can. I told
you that mom places she had no right to take.

Speaker 10 (01:43:58):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:43:58):
I told you to ripped up up and breaking, and
then you gonna show up up? Are you serious?

Speaker 9 (01:44:03):
How can you look me straight and tell me that
I'm not doing you a favor by giving you free keys.

Speaker 4 (01:44:08):
I made a bunch of them for you.

Speaker 7 (01:44:10):
I told you I didn't want to see in the
first place.

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
I met a bag of them.

Speaker 7 (01:44:17):
It's start about I'm five minutes away from that when
I could hear you still there on woofing yours. So
don't even work, but I'll straighten your jump.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
Is that a threat? Huh? Did you missed a tough
guy or something.

Speaker 9 (01:44:27):
You know what, what if we just called those whole
thing off and just told you you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
Hey, you're gonna come get me, Come get me here.
My name is Scary Jones and Melvis Durrand in the
Morning Show, Trevor.

Speaker 7 (01:44:41):
Here, you've got your embarrassed me on the brig. Oh lord,
I don't even know what was that voice you were using.

Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
Elvis Terran phone tip.

Speaker 18 (01:44:52):
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Speaker 5 (01:44:56):
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(01:45:24):
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