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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Elvis Durand show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Elvis is that good friend. It is hilarious. The Morning
Show is just just hating.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
He gets you happy, he gets you moving a little bit.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
I mean for.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
Misteran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (00:21):
Hey, relationships are difficult. Heyof most of the time is great,
but there are moments where you just really just want
to well hit them in the face with a hot iron. Okay,
maybe an exaggerated exaggerating you don't have to plug it in,

(00:41):
keep it cold, like I was. We were just talking
about yesterday. I was hanging out with Alex, my husband,
and of course Uncle Johnny's visiting, and uh, I figured
out after the day when we had to make decisions
like where to go for lunch or what to do this,
where to do that, he was like shooting down all
my ideas. Everything we did yesterday was what he wanted

(01:04):
to do, and I kind of just had to like
I wanted to say something like, hey, this is a partnership.
I get to say something here, but I mean can
when I get a vote. I didn't do it. I'm like, eh,
let is have a good day. Then last night we
started arguing about what we're gonna throw away because we're
gonna renovate some stuff in the house. He starts in
on me with my piano. Well that's gonna go I said, no,

(01:26):
it's not. Hell now, no, not even a conversation. Well,
this is my house too, I said, what's my house too,
that's my piano. I don't throw away pianos. I don't
throw away books. Those are things I don't throw away.
You're not touch Yes, way, we're gonna get rid. No,
we're not.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
We're not.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Not gonna happen. That piano is staying right here. You know,
we will negotiate other things.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
But not that.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
That's not it's not there's no negotiation here. So in
your relationships, I mean, where do you draw the line.
There's a line in the sand sometimes where you disagree
on things and one of you is gonna get your
way and one of you's not, Like how does this
work for you?

Speaker 8 (02:04):
See?

Speaker 9 (02:04):
I think one of the things for me at least,
is I wish I had met Heather when I was younger,
because I feel like the older you get, the more
set in your ways you are. And I am totally
immovable on things.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Oh God, may to be honest, you'll become more set
in your ways even when you're with her.

Speaker 9 (02:21):
Yeah, and so it just it becomes very difficult at
times because there's a compromise that someone's not willing to make,
and a lot of times it's me, you know, and
I feel bad because I want that person to have
their way, but exactly.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Look, I don't want to argue with you, but you know,
sometimes I need to get it my way, you know.

Speaker 10 (02:42):
Sometimes Okay, yeah, See there's little things that I'll just
give into right away, Like to me, it's like, okay,
this is not worth fighting over.

Speaker 11 (02:48):
But then if there's.

Speaker 10 (02:49):
Something that I really really believe in, I will stand
my ground and be like, no, this is how I.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Really feel good.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yes, and hopefully he will respect.

Speaker 11 (02:57):
Oh of course he does.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
He does.

Speaker 12 (02:59):
So I have a really hard time because everybody says,
you know, relationships are all about compromise, but at the
same time, never settle, And nobody can tell me what
the difference between compromising and settling is.

Speaker 13 (03:10):
So I think that I just act like a big.

Speaker 12 (03:11):
Ass all the time, and I'm like, we're gonna know
what I want to do because I'm not settling or compromising.

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Look, at the end of the day, Gandhi.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
If he wants to have a burger for lunch and
you want to have pancakes for lunch, and he gets
his way and you get a burger for lunch, it
really isn't the end of life. It's but after a
while when he gets to choose every single lunch you
have and you never ever get to say, well, that
becomes a problem.

Speaker 12 (03:33):
Right, Yes, I agree, And I think everybody should have
their joint home together, and then each of you should
have your own apartments so you can slam a door
and decorate however you want to.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
It works for a lot of people.

Speaker 13 (03:45):
I think that would be great.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Alex and I were not together every day of the week,
and I still don't get my way.

Speaker 12 (03:50):
Yeah, you keep that piano. See if you had your
own place all to yourself, that piano could be in
the middle of the room.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
No problem, That piano's not going anywhere, yeah, frogs.

Speaker 14 (03:58):
Sometimes I let Lisa make a decision that I know
is wrong, but I just let her do it just
because that's the way she can see that it's wrong,
telling her that, oh my god.

Speaker 15 (04:08):
I'm being serious.

Speaker 14 (04:09):
So the other day she wanted something painted a certain
color and I said that that's not the right color.

Speaker 15 (04:13):
She's like, no, it will be. I'm like, it's not.

Speaker 14 (04:15):
She's like I like it. I'm like, okay, I painted
it there at that color and guess what, I was right,
it's not the right color. It caused me more work.
But at the same time, I knew that she needed
to see that it wasn't the right color before just
arguing about her.

Speaker 11 (04:27):
Why do you do this to us?

Speaker 7 (04:28):
But wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
But on the other hand, you may have painted it
her way and actually look back and said, oh, okay, this
is a nice color.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
At least you tried.

Speaker 15 (04:38):
You know, it looked like somebody backed up to it and.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
Just went.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
It was a crapped on your shutters.

Speaker 8 (04:46):
That's what it looked like.

Speaker 16 (04:48):
This is why I don't want to move in with
my girlfriend or anyone ever, because I see what happens
all this stuff. There's oldest resistance. Nobody wants to compromise.
Everyone's setting their ways. I'm setting my ways, so I
like the way I do things in my place.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Nothing wrong with that. And she could do stuff in
her place in her own space. If that works for you, guys, amen,
for probably works for both of them. We don't know that, Danielle, stop,
I bet it. You know what, however you do it,
you know if you do it?

Speaker 7 (05:17):
Okay. So on Reddit.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
They did a question for married people share the things
you miss most about being single. Oh, I'll give you
a few things. Being where I left them. Not having
to consider anyone else when making a decision, got it.
Not having to justify myself to another adult if I'm

(05:42):
getting a takeout two days in a row, okay, Not
having to share my leftovers, cleaning the way I want,
having a thing about I have a thing about liking
to clean when no one else is around, just because
how I do takes time and has a weird system
to it. But they don't need to be judging just
being alone and being to do whatever I want. They
missed that. Now they're married, they don't get that anymore.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Sleeping in the middle of the.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
Bed like a starfish.

Speaker 11 (06:07):
Oh yes, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Quiet Whenever I want quiet, I have it. I can
turn everything off and have quiet now with a wife
and three kids. No, it's a madhouse, he the person says.
I could I could go without all the farts like
we have. We have a lot of fuse the excitement
at first dating someone you like well that goes away. Oh,

(06:32):
sometimes controlling the remote, watching anything without constant streaming commentary,
traveling alone. I miss traveling alone. See, I love traveling
with someone. Money my money. With my money, I could
do whatever I wanted to do with it.

Speaker 17 (06:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (06:44):
I don't understand that one either. I have a lot
of questions about the money.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
What are your questions about the money situation?

Speaker 13 (06:49):
So Nate had.

Speaker 12 (06:50):
Mentioned something earlier today where he was like, Oh, it's
on me, but he's getting married.

Speaker 13 (06:54):
So isn't all that money the same money once.

Speaker 12 (06:56):
You get married? Is there really a separate like my
money and your money? Because that's that's why I don't
want to believe in marriage, Like my money's my money.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
I don't know. I don't know, you know, like if
Alex and I go out for lunch, she'll go, hey,
I'm buying lunch today, or Okay, I am buying lunch.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
It's just like I think everyone everyone treats their finances differently.

Speaker 10 (07:12):
In the right My favorite is when I go away
on a trip and Sheldon goes go ahead, I go
go ahead. What go in your closet and figure out
which pair I threw out?

Speaker 13 (07:20):
Nah, I said, what are you talking about?

Speaker 11 (07:22):
He goes, You're never gonna know.

Speaker 10 (07:23):
You have so many damn shoes You're never gonna know
which pair is gone. I'm like, sweet gosh, if you
touch my shoes you wear in old so much that
is cruel.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Psychologically, he's just poking the bear there to totally what's
that frog?

Speaker 14 (07:38):
There was something in that list that triggered an argument
Lisa and I had on Saturday. So it's just how
you clean. So Lisa doesn't clean the way that I
think a normal person cleans.

Speaker 15 (07:47):
When Lisa decides.

Speaker 14 (07:48):
To clean the bathrooms, she goes around and puts toilet
bowl cleaner, like the bleach stuff in the tole bowl
and just leaves it for the day and then goes
back and cleans it later, which I think is strange.

Speaker 15 (07:57):
So the other day I'm.

Speaker 14 (07:59):
Driving at home and I had to do I had
to do a number number two ski. So I'm I'm coming,
and you know how we have gp ass that your
button knows when you're getting close to the toilet.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
Wow, Okay, I get where's this going.

Speaker 14 (08:12):
I get in the house, I run to the toilet,
I lift up the toilet and there's bleach everywhere. So
now I've got a time out. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
We're not ready yet. I had to clean the bleach
and I almost had an accident, and I told her,
I said, you can't do that anymore. You can't just
leave things the bleach in there, because I'm not gonna
sit on that, Like.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Is there a reason to leave bleach in there?

Speaker 15 (08:33):
That's my point it.

Speaker 14 (08:38):
While it sits there, and then she scrubs it later,
I'm like, no, no, no, no, just put it in there,
brush it, flush the toilet.

Speaker 15 (08:43):
We're done and it's ready when I.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Need it.

Speaker 18 (08:47):
To.

Speaker 13 (08:47):
You to clean the toilet. I will do half. You
do the second half.

Speaker 15 (08:50):
Then just ask me to do it and I'll do it.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Line two are from Teresa from Amsterdam? Are you calling
it from Amsterdam? Teresa?

Speaker 19 (08:58):
I am Amsterdam, New York?

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Are you guys?

Speaker 8 (09:02):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Love it? I'm sure to have New York anyway. You're
moving in with your you're moving in with your boyfriend.
So you're just now you're hearing this conversation, and I
don't know if you're freaking out or like, how are
you with compromising?

Speaker 19 (09:14):
So I'm fine with compromising. I know he's more stubborn
than I am, which is fine. I'm learning as I go.
But I also learned that because we've been dating for
two years and it's a long distance, so I've learned
as we've been dating what he's okay with and what
I know I'll get away with. And just learning how

(09:38):
each of us are has really helped, because we've learned
where there's compromising.

Speaker 20 (09:43):
And when there's not.

Speaker 19 (09:45):
So that I've I don't find it a problem.

Speaker 11 (09:48):
Good, that's good.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
God, God bless you let me call me call me yet.

Speaker 17 (09:55):
Definitely.

Speaker 19 (09:55):
Well, thank you guys so much. I love listening to
you guys.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Thank you, Thank you, Teresa.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
Have a great day. Well sure it's all roses here.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Hey. Look, I wouldn't trade it in for anything, but
you know, look, that's a part of it. You're gonna
have some moments you don't agree on things, and that's
the moment I wish I'd never done this.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Not at all, Not at all. What's scary.

Speaker 16 (10:19):
Question, are people who refuse to bend and compromise like
bad people who need to work better at their relationship?

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Yes, asking for a little bit, Yeah, yeah, Okay, why
do you never bend or compromise? It's always your way.
I just think that my sometimes my decisions are better.

Speaker 11 (10:38):
Shifts are all about compromise.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
We all think our ideas are better. Scary, I mean, I.

Speaker 14 (10:43):
Know some stuff we say off there it is not
supposed to be. But I got to repeat what Scary.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Let him talk.

Speaker 14 (10:51):
Go ahead from so, Nate asked Scary, He's like, who
makes the decisions?

Speaker 15 (10:56):
And Scary says, well, I always do. Robin doesn't give
a pushback.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
We just do.

Speaker 14 (10:59):
She thought me do whatever we want to do. I'll say, hey,
this is what we're doing. When we go and Nate says, well,
does Robin ever get to make a decision?

Speaker 15 (11:05):
What happens?

Speaker 14 (11:05):
Then Scary paused and goes. I take it into consideration.

Speaker 16 (11:13):
That she's very, very you know, she'll go along with
pretty much everything.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
She's the most easy going person on earth.

Speaker 11 (11:19):
Okay, we want to save Robin.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Yeah, now if it works, if it worked for her,
and maybe it's fine.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
You know, it's everyone's different.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
I take things.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
I don't just like throw it down. It's it's got
to be this way or the way.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
It sounds like it.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
A little bit.

Speaker 12 (11:32):
I just I know the way he talks about it.
He's always like, oh, I don't. I don't understand how
you guys have such pushback in your relationships all the time,
these disagreements.

Speaker 13 (11:41):
I get whatever I want all the time. We're like,
what get out of here?

Speaker 7 (11:44):
We were looking at him like we just saw a
car wreck.

Speaker 13 (11:49):
You know, it's a.

Speaker 11 (11:50):
Normal Do you have a golden penis or something?

Speaker 21 (11:53):
Like?

Speaker 11 (11:53):
What's going on there?

Speaker 6 (11:56):
Something? Some people like that, but some people, by the way,
don't answer that.

Speaker 14 (12:01):
Some people like Daniel. Some people like not having to
make a decision. Somebody else makes the decisions and they
just go with the flow. Some people like that and
that's okay.

Speaker 11 (12:08):
But always I don't know.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
Some I bet you, look, we know your girlfriend very well.
We know her. She she's a very very smart person.
I bet she gets her way more than you think
she does. She may make you think you get your
way a lot.

Speaker 22 (12:25):
But I don't know.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
Point.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
She's probably like, look, she's the puppet master. She's manipulating you.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
It is a great point.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
But to make decisions that she will agree with. I
have an alpha and beta.

Speaker 13 (12:39):
You're not an alpha.

Speaker 15 (12:40):
Is trying so hard to save you here. I don't
need your life raft.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
I'll be fine.

Speaker 13 (12:49):
Out here in the shark something.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Oh my god, I love I can't even well, you can't.

Speaker 12 (12:55):
You just heard it trying to an alpha says no
actual Alpha.

Speaker 23 (13:02):
Waking up in the morning, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
All right, Garren, All right, what do you have today?

Speaker 24 (13:20):
Well, Christine wants to play a phone tap on her
coworker Kiara. Now, last week the ladies had their holiday
party and Kiara got super wasted.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
And blacked out. Excellent.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
So Christine's like, let's phone sap her right now.

Speaker 24 (13:31):
So I start the call to Kiera the morning after
the party.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
You know, there's more than just a hangover to pay
when you get all messed up. Oh yeah, sometimes people
make up stories and phone tap you. Let's see what happens.

Speaker 24 (13:43):
Hello, Kiera, Kiara, Hello, it's me.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Hello, it's Todd.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
I'm fine? Thank you? But who are you?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
You don't remember anything?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
No, I don't at the.

Speaker 24 (14:08):
Christmas party last night? Oh Sanna, you don't remember. Why
don't you come sit on Santa's lap?

Speaker 25 (14:16):
What.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, well, we hooked up.

Speaker 24 (14:19):
You came over, took a picture with Sannah and you
wanted to see what was underneath my beard, and next
thing I know.

Speaker 26 (14:27):
Wait wait wait wait, wait, hold on a second.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
What wait?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
No, yeah, yes, we.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Didn't look up. I didn't hook up with anyone. Last night.

Speaker 24 (14:39):
You came over and you said, oh, you're cute, Santa.
Look at you all strong and look at that Look
at those arms. You must be you must be working
out for all the gifts you're bringing. What are you
bringing me this year?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Ha ha?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
I hope that you No. No, I'm at home. I
woke up in my bed.

Speaker 26 (14:54):
I did not cook up with anyone.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
So well, No, I know, I know that you're.

Speaker 26 (14:58):
I don't know what you're or what you want, but no.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
We made yude.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
I don't even like guys.

Speaker 26 (15:07):
I like girls.

Speaker 24 (15:08):
That's weird because you got a picture in your office
of you and a guy on a boat kissing.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
That's my brother.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
You kiss your brother on the lips.

Speaker 26 (15:18):
Yes, we're just weird like for that. No, I didn't
look up with you to get my number anyway.

Speaker 24 (15:24):
I got it from your friend Christine. She said that, yeah, no.

Speaker 26 (15:29):
This has got to be some kind of joke like whatever,
I'm no, Please, I'm sorry. I don't know what you're
thinking or where you're going.

Speaker 24 (15:35):
I still have the candy cane flavor in my mouth
from you kissing me last year.

Speaker 26 (15:39):
No, you have candy canes from all the candy canes.
That's what that was around the party. I'm sorry, but
I can't.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
I've got to go.

Speaker 26 (15:46):
I'm not even feeling great. I'm a little woody right now.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, can I come over and like hold your hair back?

Speaker 8 (15:51):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
No, no, no, no, just leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Please, we're not going to go out on a date.

Speaker 26 (15:57):
No, we're not, We're nothing.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I don't even this is awkward.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Uh yeah, okay, I gotta go.

Speaker 13 (16:03):
You by, I love you.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
So I think I hear the alcohol in her breath.

Speaker 26 (16:11):
This is bad, so wonderful.

Speaker 24 (16:15):
All right, since she's a little hungover right now, I
want you to check up on her and make sure
she's okay.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
All right, okay, sound good?

Speaker 17 (16:21):
All that?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Hello?

Speaker 26 (16:26):
Hey baby, Hey, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
What the hell happened last night?

Speaker 5 (16:33):
God of all.

Speaker 26 (16:34):
People called me to say that we hooked up last
night and that you gave him my number?

Speaker 4 (16:40):
What I remember?

Speaker 26 (16:42):
What No, I don't remember anything.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I was wasted. Are you kidding me? What the hell?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
What?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
What can you tell me what happened?

Speaker 26 (16:51):
Because I'm besides myself right now? You were with me
all night? Well, I was with you all night until
you pushed me away because he said that you needed
to make your Christmas wish and you went over to Santa.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
What he did to you?

Speaker 27 (17:08):
Don't remember any of you?

Speaker 26 (17:10):
Okay, okay, I don't.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Think you understand. I was drunk.

Speaker 26 (17:14):
You saw how many martinis I threw back last night? Really,
I know you haven't had you not that heavy? How
could you let me do that with Todd?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Of all people? Todd? But why would you give him
my number? How would that happen? Are you serious?

Speaker 10 (17:31):
You don't?

Speaker 26 (17:32):
You don't remember anything?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
No, I don't remember.

Speaker 26 (17:35):
Cool. If I did, I wouldn't be asking you.

Speaker 28 (17:38):
Why would you let me look up with a stranger
like that?

Speaker 26 (17:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
What?

Speaker 26 (17:45):
I've never done that before?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Christine? Come on, come on? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 28 (17:49):
The same Patrick's Day party?

Speaker 26 (17:51):
That was to me different and and I didn't really
look up with a stranger. I mean, come on, no,
come out to the stranger the med.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Mary oh Man, No, oh my god, I give the shower.

Speaker 26 (18:06):
You came over to me last night and told me
that you wanted to unlopt his pocket.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Guy was druck. I was waited. I thought there was
like a code among girls.

Speaker 26 (18:18):
If one is dropped, then you take care of them,
like seriously. So you would have just let me go
ahead and steal a police car on something like one
the whole night. You wouldn't care.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
You just think it's funny.

Speaker 24 (18:28):
Well, yeah, it would be funny for everyone listening on
the radio. My name's Garret from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by your
friend Christine.

Speaker 28 (18:38):
Holy are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (18:42):
No?

Speaker 26 (18:42):
I soon as I sober up, I'm putting your ass
on black.

Speaker 29 (18:45):
How about that?

Speaker 26 (18:46):
How about that?

Speaker 23 (18:48):
I gotta got Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
See you have cocktails, you pay the price and say
you forget This is what happens. Con Please, dear Lord
and Bob, please, no one's phone tep me.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
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you talk bath. We want to know your industry secret.
Customer service in any any form. Restaurants are typically the
ones we get the most because they're I don't know.
When it comes to food handling, you know those come
through loud and clear. But what about it if you're

(19:42):
a mortician? What about a doctor? What about a teacher?
What about a Give me some ideas, guys, what do
you think?

Speaker 10 (19:47):
I want to know if it really happens when like
the person comes to the door and they're like sexy
outfit or in their like bathrobe and they seduce you.
Does that really happen or is it just in the
porn movie?

Speaker 6 (19:57):
When I come to the door, Am I still had
a Does it turn you on? Call me down? Let
me know? Yeah, Gandhi, what are you thinking? What are
your what are your requesting?

Speaker 12 (20:07):
I would love to hear from maintenance people or property
management people who are going inside apartments or homes all
day and delivery service.

Speaker 13 (20:16):
I want to know their secrets.

Speaker 12 (20:17):
Too, because that's where I think Danielle is going to
see the people with the robes trying to seduce everyone.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Yes, yeah, scary request.

Speaker 16 (20:24):
On that note, real estate brokers because they are also
in and out of houses.

Speaker 11 (20:28):
Oh yeah, married to one Sheldon.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Well, has he told you any things that you would
like to share?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Nothing?

Speaker 11 (20:34):
In nothing like crazy?

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Really he's above board?

Speaker 11 (20:38):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (20:39):
He's above board? There are some people that may not
be above me. He's not chatting at least he's not
committing it to you.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
If you're working in a.

Speaker 15 (20:47):
Hotel, have you ever walked in on people doing things?

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Well, okay, we want all of the above.

Speaker 8 (20:51):
Whatever.

Speaker 7 (20:52):
Think about it right now.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
What you do for a living, you may not be
surprised at the things you see anymore, but we would be.
I love this hairstyle secret. Show up for your appointment
on time with coffee and you'll get free ad on services.
I've been doing this for my clients for ten years.
Show up with coffee. Oh wow, now that's a very simple,
simple little secret.

Speaker 8 (21:11):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
I love being a nurse. But no, not like on TV.
We're not having sex with the doctors in the hospital
supply rooms.

Speaker 11 (21:18):
Oh wow, man, I always thought they were.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
I'm a nurse. We must definitely talk about the patients.
If you're rude a jerk, we flag your account and
make a note of it, so if anyone deals with you,
they have a heads up. We also remember who the
sweet people are too. It pays to be nice. We'll
give you free samples and squeeze you in for appointments
as long as you're nice to us.

Speaker 13 (21:38):
That is so true.

Speaker 12 (21:40):
I don't know if it's because I'm sweet, but I've
been to the doctor a couple times and they've recommended
something and them been like, wait here, just take all
of this, hand me piles of free samples.

Speaker 11 (21:47):
It's great.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
Well, we've contacted some of our textures and we have
them online for you.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Let's go meet Julia on line twenty four.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
She's a teacher, and you know how we feel about
our educators, Julia, right. I mean I say that I
repeat it every single time, but we love teachers, so
it's an honor to have you on.

Speaker 22 (22:03):
Let's go Awesome.

Speaker 30 (22:05):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 31 (22:06):
Oh gosh, you can't.

Speaker 32 (22:06):
Leave the god through.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
Well, I'm glad you did. So give us a heads
up on students who are jerks. And some of them
are yes.

Speaker 33 (22:14):
So I mean, I've been very fortunately lucky my year,
in my few years of teaching that my students have
always been amazing and so sweet, and the parents are supportive.
But I've seen other tu tears experience getting the heads
up when students are jerks, when they's cursed in class,
when they're pushing each other being handy, and then of course,

(22:36):
you know, we always get a heads up of students
who are just amazing star students, and they students always
think that we picked the star students at random, when
really it's not.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Oh really, so.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yeah, so you guys have a network of conversation going
on behind their backs to let hey keep an eye
out on Johnny over here, right, okay, oh yeah, yeah,
what's that? Gandhi?

Speaker 12 (23:00):
Do you guys when they split up the classes before
the year starts, do they split kids up based on behavior,
because I'm convinced there's always a bad class there always was,
all right, go ahead.

Speaker 31 (23:12):
Yes and no, sometimes based on academic needs. Also trying
to split up friend groups to you know, let the
friend groups disperse a little bit and calm down.

Speaker 11 (23:22):
I know they did that with the friend groups.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I know rude.

Speaker 14 (23:25):
And how do you decide which teacher gets the bad
class like the bad behaving kids the bay.

Speaker 34 (23:33):
There are no straight.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
I would give the problem kids to the coolest teacher
because the cool will be the cool teacher. Man's attention.
All right, Julia, thank you again. Thank you for what
you do for a living. We appreciate it very much and.

Speaker 33 (23:48):
Every morning I love that.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
I love that very much.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Thank you. And we're the problem students. That's why you lost. Yeah,
we have Kyle on line twenty three and all. Now,
this is important aircraft mechanic. Look, you know a lot
of people get on the planes and they're kind of
worried about what's going to happen as far as you know,
getting their coca cola served cold or whatever. No, I
want to make sure that the engine under the hood

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is going to get me from point A to point B.
And that's what you do, Kyle. So we appreciate what
you do. How are you?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I'm good?

Speaker 6 (24:17):
Are you We're doing okay? So what are some secrets
about airplanes that we need to know to keep us
safe insane?

Speaker 25 (24:24):
Well, aircraft have a minimum equipment list thing, so planes
could fly with a lot of things broken. Right, If
the plane needs a tire changed and they don't have
that tire where you're at, they will fly at eating
a tire. They can have a bad wheel bearing, bad break.
Something sounds funny, something.

Speaker 11 (24:47):
We shouldn't be.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
Well, Kyle, let me make an assumption.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
There are so many systems on a plane where if
you have one bad break over here, you have enough
system left to stop you.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
Is that Is that the theory correct?

Speaker 6 (25:01):
Yeah, there's a lot of redundancy on planes where and
but when you say there's a lot of moving parts,
that means there's more parts that can be broken, but
the plane can still operate at what you say and
you feel is a safe manner. So I don't want
anyone to freak out, Kyle, you know what I mean.

(25:22):
Let me ask you, Kyle, Kyle, when you sit down
on a plane to fly, do you feel do you
feel safe? Do you feel okay? Do you feel confident?

Speaker 25 (25:31):
I feel confident. I mean I have to fly on
what I fix, so I mean I hope I feel
confident very much.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
So, I mean, look, you know, all of the men
and women who are servicing and being mechanics on these planes,
we we need you, we trust you, We hope they're
taking care of you. Kyle. You deserve it.

Speaker 25 (25:47):
Yes, I will not send a plane up as it's broken. Broken.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
This may not be the same, but sort of. How
many of you I'm included? I have to and from
work every day with your check engine light on?

Speaker 13 (26:04):
Okay, Okay, sure I would do that.

Speaker 25 (26:05):
I might be one of those. O, God, how did
you do That's no.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Well, first of all, you're not forty thousand feet in
the air, so that's helpful.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
So there is that.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Hey, Kyle, stay safe, and thanks for keeping us safe.
And thanks for the back room secrets. We appreciate it.
There you go. Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
It's okay. You have enough stuff on there to keep
you in the air.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Okay, hopefully. Hey Brie Brie Online twenty two. There's always
a friend of ours who work in a hotel who
have interesting things to tell us.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
What do you have, Bree?

Speaker 35 (26:39):
So I can confirm something that you've always probably thought
but didn't really want to confirm it. Okay, So I
used to work for a hotel company, and it is true.
They only changed the douvet covers about once a week.
Oh no, what did they do in those deads. You're

(27:00):
going to sleep with it next if it hasn't been
a week time.

Speaker 14 (27:02):
Okay, okay, Well, so they don't change it out in
between guests, Like I know, if I stay there four
days and then so the next person, if they just
stay two days, they're sleeping on the same cover.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Yes, after I don't want that you throw it in
the closet. Yeah, So what is your suggestion when we
check in? Is it is it best just to kind
of just clear all that stuff off and to sleep
under a bath towel. I mean, what do we do?

Speaker 35 (27:27):
You can request a clean Doubt and then if there
is a room that's been cleaned, then they will give
that to you.

Speaker 28 (27:38):
But most of the time.

Speaker 35 (27:40):
I would just recommend using the sheets because those do
get cleaned and changed every guest, And if a guest
is saying more than one day, then they get changed
I want to say every other day. But the Doubt
cover it's every five to seven days. So and you know,
just because you're not on the cover doesn't mean it's

(28:03):
it's not on the.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Cover, right, No, I wat we read your code allouding more,
you know, And there are a lot of people who think, well,
if I stay at a more expensive hotel, the sheets
are cleaner than the less expensive hotel. No, that's not
how that works, because once you're back of house and
cleaning sheets, it's it's the same world back there, isn't it.
I'm assuming.

Speaker 35 (28:26):
Yes, the hotel that I worked for was it wasn't
a cheap hotel, I'll tell you that, but they still
didn't really change it, and it's it's the same either way.
I don't mean, I don't know about like the top
dollar hotels like Marriott's and things like that, but the
one that I worked for, they weren't sheep, but they

(28:48):
weren't I mean, you wouldn't probably see Ed Sheeran there.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Okay, okay, that's how I test my hotels. Is this
air is edge sharonable? If it is?

Speaker 15 (29:02):
I'bout what about the curtains? How often do they clean
the curtains?

Speaker 14 (29:05):
Because Scary is always afraid of the curtains.

Speaker 35 (29:10):
I worked there for probably about six months, and we
never cleaned a curtain. And there was something visibly on it,
we didn't clean it.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Yeah, got it? Yeah? All right, Well that said, we
love you, thanks for listening, and breathe and thanks for
thanks for being a part of our show. Thank you
very much. Uh, I've got Christina. We're talking about industry secret.
She has a zoom tip secret. What is that, Christina?
What do you know that we need to know?

Speaker 27 (29:37):
Oh my god, I'm dying right now. I just have
to say. I just called about one hundred and twenty
times on the way back to Fort Lauderdale Airport. So
I am literally dying.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
I love that you're here.

Speaker 7 (29:45):
Please please do literally die. That would be weird, but anyway,
go ahead, I'm driving.

Speaker 27 (29:48):
That would be terrible.

Speaker 34 (29:49):
Okay.

Speaker 27 (29:50):
So I am a property manager and I have cameras
obviously all over the clubhouse. And when I see someone
come in that I know as a regular, I get
onto my YouTube, which I always have up on the
side on one of my screens, and I click on
a prerecorded zoom call and turn it up really loud,

(30:10):
so that way, when they walk in or walk into
my office, they think I'm on a meeting, and then
I don't have to take their complaints.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
That it's a prop zoom. It's not even real. It's
someone else's zoom.

Speaker 20 (30:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Wow, that's see, that's genius. That is like a mind screw.

Speaker 27 (30:28):
I love that the video and then I'll hold up
my finger and be like, I'm busy, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah, that's awesome. I love that, you know, Christina, out
of all these tips, I think that's the one I'm
going to have to borrow. Thank you.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
And I'm glad you're getting home safe from the airport
because we heard the other call about you know, airplanes.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
But anyway, it's all cool, have a good.

Speaker 27 (30:48):
Day, Okay, all right, thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
So finally you heard from our friend Jen, and this
was the call that Nate was so excited about and
we lost you Jen, and now we have you back.
Thank god, we got you back back. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 34 (31:02):
Good morning, how are you.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
We're doing very well. So clothing labels, let's go.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
To that industry for a moment.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
What do you know that we need to.

Speaker 34 (31:09):
Know that a lot of manufacturers are a little bit
cheap and won't go through the testing process so to
pass in. And they're still just say dry clean only
when in fact you can probably wash it and dry it.
What yep, I don't even have an account at the
dry cleaner?

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Wow, because I know I have ruined a few things
by washing them, but not very I'm just afraid to
wash them. It says dry clean only like you said.

Speaker 34 (31:39):
So No, maybe like delegates and hang dry. But ninety
nine percent of what you own you can wash.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
Come on, don't you, Gabana tell that thing?

Speaker 10 (31:49):
Washing Sometimes where I look at something and I go,
I don't understand.

Speaker 11 (31:55):
There's no way that I should be able to wash this.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Now, I know, dam when you're talking about interesting that's right,
all right, Jen, Jen, We heard from someone who knows,
and we trust you. We trust you with our lives
and with our clothing.

Speaker 7 (32:10):
Thank you, have a good day.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Thanks for calling back. We appreciate it you so much.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
Awesome.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Hey, there was one more thing that we didn't get online,
but god he was reading this on the text from
someone who is a mortician.

Speaker 12 (32:22):
Yes, very disturbing. This person said, never wipe lipstick off.

Speaker 13 (32:27):
Of a corpse.

Speaker 12 (32:28):
If you you know, you're at a funeral and you
think Grandma doesn't look right, let me get that lipstick off.
Don't do it because supposedly the lips are the first
part of the body that decays, so it's just clay
for the most part that they use as lips. So
if you wipe it, you're gonna smear the whole face.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Ah, if you wipe off Grandma's lips, you're gonna wipe
off her lips. Yes, Grandma, exactly.

Speaker 13 (32:49):
The lip will be like on an ear. Don't do it.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Glad we could end on a high note.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
And the industry secrets keep coming in. Thank you so much.
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Speaker 6 (33:38):
Let me ask you this. Let's say, and this is
from can we talk about your friends? Gnhi? Oh yeah,
let's do you say? I think it comes best from you?

Speaker 13 (33:49):
Go ahead, okay, well not name names.

Speaker 12 (33:50):
One of my very good friends yesterday discovered that her
boyfriend of a few years had an interesting text exchange.

Speaker 13 (33:58):
With a girl while they were dating.

Speaker 12 (34:00):
Now, this happened in the very beginning of their relationship,
but the things that he said were pretty shifty. Both
of them have said nothing physical happened the girl because
the girl actually reached out to my friend and showed her, Hey,
this is what's going on. So my friend's very upset
about it. The guy is saying, this was so long
ago and nothing physical happened. Yes, it was a crappy
text exchange. I shouldn't have done it.

Speaker 13 (34:21):
But she's super upset.

Speaker 12 (34:22):
So even though they're happy right now, she's got like
retroactive anger, and she's saying she's very much over a
lot of this situation.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Retroactive anger. Yes, wow, So okay, so they're over two
years into the relationship, yes, right, so obviously it's working
for them, right. Yeah, So this happened at the beginning
of the relationship.

Speaker 13 (34:44):
Yes, six months in what's the beginning, isn't it?

Speaker 12 (34:48):
It is the beginning, but they were official, so like
six months being official, he's still doing this stuff and
telling another girl some very creepy thing. I mean creepy
as far as like my friend is concerned. But it
was I think emotional affair. I think that it's not
something you would ever want to see. And her whole
issue now is I just don't trust him. He's not
the person I thought he was. I thought he was

(35:09):
someone else, and now I'm finding out this huge lie.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
But it happened almost two years ago.

Speaker 13 (35:13):
Yeah, but it happened.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Oh no, So she's willing to question the relationship and
maybe lose this great relationship over something that happened almost
two years ago. And this guy was obviously not one
hundred percent on board as on board as she was
at the time.

Speaker 12 (35:29):
Right, So she said, if he wasn't on board, why
would he have tried to make it official with me
while embarrassing me and dealing with this other girl? And
now I'm looking at screenshots of some chick talking to
my boyfriend like he's her boyfriend, and I feel stupid.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Wow, it definitely deserves a conversation.

Speaker 12 (35:47):
Right, Yeah, I know, I'm very torn because I like him.
I like the guy a lot, and I was I
felt because you know, when you're friends with someone, you're like,
oh my god, I feel betrayed too.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
How could he do this to you us?

Speaker 13 (36:00):
He want to give her the good advice, but I
don't know. I'm torn.

Speaker 12 (36:02):
I kind of understand what she's saying as far as well.
I mean, this started our relationship off with a lie everything.
Now I want to go through his phone. Now I
don't trust him. Now I see that maybe he's not
the person I thought he was.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
So what do you get?

Speaker 7 (36:14):
I need to like sexy French music?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Okay, hell do I here it comes?

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Because this is how he should answer this, these accusations.
Are you ready? I get Wait, so you played the
part of the girlfriend and tell me what you have
learned in morning show theater.

Speaker 37 (36:31):
Okay, welcome to Morning Elvis.

Speaker 12 (36:38):
I just received screenshots from a girl from a year
and a half ago who tells me that you guys
were having a bit of an emotional affair and that
the whole time you were with me, you were still
texting her telling her how much you miss her, how
you think about her when you fall asleep at night.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
You know, I love you, baby, do you?

Speaker 6 (36:56):
I would never do anything to her that was, but
you did. That was in the beginning when we were
both trying to figure out what we were so I know,
but since then, I've come to love you more than
I could ever love any woman ever.

Speaker 13 (37:10):
Yeah, well that's what you said then, and now I
don't trust him.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
I need I needed to have that dialogue with her
to make me understand how much you mean to me.

Speaker 13 (37:22):
That was good.

Speaker 15 (37:23):
No, I'm still this, come on, that's a good one.
That's a good one.

Speaker 14 (37:28):
I needed to do that to understand how much I
had cared about you.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Because of that, I love you more than I could
ever love anyone. Had that not happened, I wouldn't love
you as much.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
As I love you right now?

Speaker 13 (37:40):
Well, why did I have to find out from her
and texture.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
And thank her?

Speaker 7 (37:48):
Although I never call anyone baby?

Speaker 10 (37:51):
Does did it make you question other things that maybe
he hasn't been truthful about.

Speaker 13 (37:56):
That's her whole point.

Speaker 12 (37:57):
She said, I just feel like I've been kind of
rocked off my socks a little bit here, and now
everything feels like a lie because I would never have
expected he was doing this, especially in that first six
months when everything was so happy, he was doing this?

Speaker 13 (38:10):
Now, what's he doing?

Speaker 21 (38:11):
Like?

Speaker 8 (38:11):
Now?

Speaker 13 (38:11):
I want to go through his phone. Now, I want
to look at his Instagram account, and I.

Speaker 38 (38:14):
Don't you want to go to my phone?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Here?

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Here, you probably.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
The music.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
There's no winning okay.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
By the way, there's no way for this relationship to
be salvaged. From this point of view. She's never going
to believe anything ever, and he is going to go
nut trying to convince her that everything's fine. If things
are fine, we don't know.

Speaker 14 (38:47):
And you said, why are you fronting baby with the.

Speaker 13 (38:52):
French music in the background.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
I don't know, you know what. It definitely needs a
conversation and you need to get in the open. I
will tell you different personal experience. You know, when Alex
and I first met each other, it was not full
throttle for a while. We were off and on and
problems and issues and other people and whatever. Andre's cadeame
a time where it was like, Okay, whatever happened happened,
let it go, because I'm moving on from this day forward.

(39:18):
I know things are good. I hope they better be.
You just have to have faith that you're okay.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
You just have to.

Speaker 13 (39:25):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 12 (39:26):
And this is why I'm asking you, guys, because I
don't have great advice for her, because sometimes I'm just
I'm a little black and white about things, and I'm like,
you're right, HELI it's done, but they've been really happy
for a long time, and I don't think that he's
doing those things now. But I absolutely understand her retroactive
anger because she feels like she looks like an idiot
and here she is, like posting pictures with this guy
and he's texting some other chick. I think about you

(39:48):
when I fall asleep at night.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Like what, yeah, wow? Hit the music scary you without
means like corn flake without the milk, peanut butter without
the jelly, and without the burger without the burger.

Speaker 10 (40:06):
Okay, people are carb free, so they don't like the.

Speaker 14 (40:10):
The best argument you made was, honey, I had to
do that to understand how much I care about you.

Speaker 11 (40:15):
That's great.

Speaker 15 (40:18):
I'm going to use that for sure soon.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
Do you think that these tests in life are what
can make you stronger if you let it? But there
has to be a level of trust, and I totally
I cannot take that away from your friend.

Speaker 12 (40:30):
I guess I think that for her it was probably
just more of an issue that she was upset that
it came from some girl and like a side folder
online than her finding out from him and just addressing
it that way because she feels stupid.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Now, well, that girl should not have done that.

Speaker 10 (40:44):
Should all these years later that What I don't understand
is why, all these years later is that girl doing this.

Speaker 13 (40:50):
Yeah, I couldn't tell you that. I don't know. That's like, hmm,
what's happening?

Speaker 6 (40:58):
Relationships are rough, they're tough, they take time, they take blood,
sweat and tears. We all understand that. But at some
point you just have to have blind faith and just
say it's all good. I trust you, I trust you,
you trust me and listen. It is difficult because you
don't want to be played. You don't want you don't
want someone to take advantage of you, of you and

(41:20):
be made to feel like a total imbecile. I get that. Hey,
line nine is Lily, her husband did this to hert's
check in with Lily online. Nine.

Speaker 32 (41:28):
Hi Lily, Hey, how y'all doing this morning?

Speaker 6 (41:31):
We're doing well? All right? So what happened?

Speaker 32 (41:36):
Okay? At first I was I had a fiance and
then I ended up talking to my current husband. I
left my fiancee to be with my husband. We got
together in June of ten, married in May of eleven.
Everything was great. You know, everybody has that one person

(41:56):
like celebrity wise, like, oh, if he ever came up
to me, baby, I'm sorry, but yeah, yeah, I'm on
a cheat or whatever.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
You know.

Speaker 32 (42:03):
Well, anytime someone would always say that to him, she
would be like, no, you're the only person for me.
No one compares to my wife. I thought, oh my god,
I got the perfect husband. Five years later a kid.
You know, we've got a two year old, and he
was waiting on some email to come through. He always

(42:24):
stayed on his phone. I went through his phone. I
was like, I'm going crazy. He's always on his phone,
but there's no text messages. Pulled our phone records, like,
I felt horrible. He had been emailing different women three
months after we got married.

Speaker 6 (42:38):
Oh but you were five years in when you found
the stuff from way back when?

Speaker 32 (42:43):
Yeah, well yeah, about four and a half. It was.
I found out like three days after Christmas.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
Five year anniversary, very close to what happened to Gandhi's friend.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
Okay, go ahead, So what did you do?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Yes?

Speaker 32 (42:54):
Well, I made him leave, and of course I spoke
to my mother and I was like, look, I don't
want to do this, and she was like, if you
love him, sit down, talk it out and go from there,
and the same day I made him leave. I let
him come home and we had a big, long talk.

(43:15):
I mean, I don't think neither one of us slept
for like two days like it was. I mean, it
was rough. And then I ended up getting pregnant because
I was going to leave, and then I got pregnant
with our son, and I stayed. We had our ups
and downs. I had trust issues. I did stupid stuff.
He found out what I had done, and it was

(43:36):
just a big, like a big blowout, and then from
that day forward we started over. And now we're on
our third kid.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (43:46):
So right, okay, yeah, Well.

Speaker 32 (43:49):
I mean we've been together almost ten years.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Now, I know, and you know you're gonna have ups
and downs. Some of the ups and downs you can
agree on, and some of them you'll never get over.
But how are you today? How are you today?

Speaker 32 (44:01):
I'm okay, I'm okay today. I still have my moments
where like I'll see him on his phone and I
want to go through his phone, and at this point,
I'm just like, look, if somebody else wants him, I
need a non refundable deposit because you can't bring him back.
I need some kind of deposit. Because honey, if you

(44:22):
want him that bad, believe me, I don't just take
him off my hands at this point.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Like I don't get you know what, Lily which say,
it sounds like as funny as that is, that you've
come to a comfortable place, you know, and look, you know,
it's it's scary. It's even with the person that you
think you know and you think you can trust, there's
still like moments you're like, oh, I don't know, please
don't f me up, you know. Look, best of luck
to you, Lily, and thank you for sharing your story.

(44:46):
It's like that you come to it funny. You come
to a place where your friend may be with her
her boyfriend, uh gandhi, or they're comfortable, but every once
in a while something will sneak in and make you go,
oh god.

Speaker 10 (45:00):
Yeah, I just find it very suspect that she came
out of the woodwork.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Now.

Speaker 12 (45:05):
Well, okay, I don't think I was as clear as
I should have been about that. The girl sent the
message a long time ago. It was in a side folder,
so my friend didn't see the message.

Speaker 13 (45:14):
Just yesterday, like a year and.

Speaker 8 (45:15):
A half after I saw.

Speaker 13 (45:17):
The message yesterday.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
Okay, Anyway, I don't want to plan any seeds with
anyone in a relationship at all. No, it's so hard,
it is.

Speaker 7 (45:30):
But look, like I said, they're difficult, they're not easy.

Speaker 12 (45:34):
Mark, You're a much more forgiving person than a lot
of people are, and I mean definitely more than I am.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
No, I'm not. No, No, I'm a vicious bitch when
it comes to this, and I was and I had
a right to be. And but we got through it,
you know, And who's to say there's not more on
the way.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
I don't know day by day.

Speaker 12 (45:54):
Yeah, I mean, like I could see I don't know
for sure, but Danielle, you and Sheldon have been married
for how long?

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Now?

Speaker 11 (45:59):
Long time?

Speaker 13 (46:00):
Okay, if you found out.

Speaker 12 (46:01):
That, like you're one of you guys dating, he cheated
on you, I could still see her being pretty pissed
about that right now, of course I would be.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Yeah, and what are you gonna do? Just storm out
without without having a conversation about it?

Speaker 5 (46:12):
No, there'll be.

Speaker 11 (46:13):
There'd be a lot of conversations.

Speaker 13 (46:16):
This one lots nothing but conversation, all right.

Speaker 14 (46:20):
So remember the best argument is, honey, I had to
do that so that I can understand how much.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
I loved you.

Speaker 13 (46:29):
I hate you. I hate you for that.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
Why are you fronting.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Wake to Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 23 (46:37):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
The cool thing about today's phone tap is our friend
Lindsey did the whole thing. So that's what I want
you to listen for. I don't want you to judge
the humor or judge the nastiness. Just judge the fact
that she's pulling off a phone tap on her boyfriend
Brian on her own.

Speaker 39 (46:56):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
The email came in, Dear Elvis, my boyfriend Brian. We've
been together for two and a half years. He gets
mad whenever I bring up my ex boyfriend Kevin. Kevin
now lives in Hawaii and I haven't talked to him
since we broke up. Wouldn't it be great to call
my current boyfriend Brian and tell him that I want
to go to Hawaii to meet up with Kevin. It's
gonna make him crazy. This comes to us from Lendsay.
All right, and today's phone tap Lindsay's phone tapping her

(47:17):
boyfriend Brian all by herself. Let's listen it.

Speaker 40 (47:22):
Oh hi, so you're never gonna believe this. Look, do
you want to go to Honolulu for ten days?

Speaker 17 (47:32):
Oh?

Speaker 41 (47:32):
My friend gave it to me.

Speaker 40 (47:34):
Who Kevin called me? He said that he won free
airfare and free stay in Honolulu. No, Kevin, well to
recall you like two days ago, but I forgot to
even tell you, and instead, if I wanted it, we
could both go out there together.

Speaker 41 (47:48):
It's for ten days.

Speaker 8 (47:50):
Well no, he just kissed me all but uh, he.

Speaker 40 (47:52):
Wants to hang out and see me one night.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
I want thank you, I've been what are your good?

Speaker 42 (47:56):
Then I'm going to Kevin's.

Speaker 13 (47:57):
Party on time and I hang out with Karen.

Speaker 40 (47:59):
Right, it's a free trip.

Speaker 26 (48:02):
How do you tell me that?

Speaker 41 (48:03):
Dude?

Speaker 8 (48:03):
You called me on Tuesday?

Speaker 42 (48:05):
You just FuG out to tell me. Yeah, I'm sure
you forget to tell me. I'm glad I found this out.
Well on Christmas Shelton, No, it's good. Good then go
have phone on them.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
You're not gonna come, No, sneak, dude, I don't want
to be with that all right?

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Are you being serious?

Speaker 41 (48:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (48:23):
I'm being serious.

Speaker 6 (48:25):
Goodbye.

Speaker 42 (48:26):
You're out of my life at last night?

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (48:29):
Are you not stupid?

Speaker 43 (48:30):
Listen to me?

Speaker 36 (48:30):
Are you that you listen to me.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Dude, it's a free trip and enjoy.

Speaker 40 (48:35):
Are you really that insecure that you can't deal right now? Well,
I'm you think I'm gonna go there and hook up.

Speaker 42 (48:40):
With them, so I don't give them If you hold
a couple of.

Speaker 28 (48:43):
Them, all right, I want you freak out if we
go Listen to me how often.

Speaker 42 (48:51):
Because you know what I'm gonna break up for you.

Speaker 41 (48:53):
Listen, dude, listen.

Speaker 21 (48:56):
We do.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Listen to me how often I need?

Speaker 40 (48:59):
I don't talk to them if.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
We go there.

Speaker 13 (49:02):
What are you saying?

Speaker 40 (49:03):
I said, I don't talk to him at all. The
reason why I want to go out there is because
I have to get something very important.

Speaker 41 (49:11):
Back from him.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
Yeah, what's that?

Speaker 41 (49:14):
Sex tapes of me and him?

Speaker 40 (49:16):
We need to go out there.

Speaker 28 (49:18):
We need to go out there because I don't need
you with my life.

Speaker 8 (49:20):
I don't need this, dude.

Speaker 40 (49:21):
We need to go out there because I need to
get them.

Speaker 42 (49:23):
You could then got up there and get them.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
I need you to come with me because why not.

Speaker 8 (49:26):
Seeing me when you get back?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Dude?

Speaker 41 (49:27):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
You're not gonna Christmas season.

Speaker 40 (49:30):
He won't give them to me unless you come with me.

Speaker 42 (49:32):
Yeah, Well, how.

Speaker 13 (49:33):
Often do you talk to him.

Speaker 42 (49:34):
We're gonna get to the bombers right now.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
I don't talk to.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Him at all.

Speaker 44 (49:38):
You talk to him?

Speaker 40 (49:41):
He called me on Tuesday to tell me about the
Hawaii trip.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
And how often I don't talk to him? Can you?
I don't want anymore?

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Are you gonna come with me?

Speaker 40 (49:52):
I need to get them back?

Speaker 30 (49:53):
Hello, we stop calling?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Was yo?

Speaker 6 (49:58):
Brian did chav.

Speaker 8 (50:00):
Where do you want to get your apkick?

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Come on out to Hawaii meet up with me.

Speaker 42 (50:04):
No, I'll come out and meet you.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
That's great. One more thing. You've been phone tapped?

Speaker 42 (50:09):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
It's Elvis Duran.

Speaker 28 (50:13):
That's just what I.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Needed to start.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 23 (50:22):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Elvis Dan Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
So the question is, raise your hand if you're committing
a crime right now?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Uh, we'll go to Nate.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
You're saying, and by the way, we have an officer
of the law in the room.

Speaker 21 (50:52):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
You said that someone on our show committed fraud against you? Yes,
so who in our room committed Well, I would.

Speaker 9 (51:01):
Like to point out the trio in the other room
led by Jeff, our engineer, and then Scotty.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Okay, what happened?

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Andrew?

Speaker 6 (51:08):
What do they do?

Speaker 9 (51:09):
Every once in a while, I'll trade credit cards with Jeff.
We'll take turns buying each other coffee. Well, Jeff took
it upon himself to ask the other room what they
wanted from Starbucks and went ahead and purchased them said
items without my knowledge.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Instead of an eight dollars charge.

Speaker 9 (51:24):
For two coffees, I had a thirty dollars charge for
egg white bites and apple.

Speaker 11 (51:30):
Jeff, that's not cool.

Speaker 6 (51:33):
This is not good. Hey, engineer Jeff, why don't you.

Speaker 13 (51:36):
The man stand up in protest in the other room?

Speaker 6 (51:38):
That's can we can we swear him in? Engineer Jeff, So,
you have possession of Nate's credit card, and you bought
other people things that he did not authorize, basically.

Speaker 45 (51:51):
Not that he did not authorize, by the way, By.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
The way, by the way, that wasn't a question. You
have access to his credit card and you used it
to charge things for other people he was not aware.

Speaker 45 (52:08):
Of, because Nate handed me his credit card knowing what
my Starbucks order is every morning, where I'll ask Scotty
be if he wants anything. Andrew, would you like anything
from Starbucks?

Speaker 6 (52:19):
Here?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
My turn?

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Do your Starbucks order? That's a big spender.

Speaker 36 (52:27):
And on top of that, I've literally given cash to
this room on breakfast that I have not order.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
It is relevant. You've taken money from me.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Nobody even asking you.

Speaker 11 (52:38):
You're not even part of this moveover.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
No, it was my breakfast.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
It was Andrews breakfast.

Speaker 12 (52:43):
I have a bigger beef here, and I think that
there's some type of fraud involved. Whenever we get breakfast,
I come in that room and I ask the three
of you. I look you in your eyes and I say, gentlemen,
would you like food? Every single time?

Speaker 13 (52:53):
Yep, y'all get breakfast and don't ask us anything.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
By the way, when Gandhi said she had a bigger beef,
I had a weird visual back to the topic right there. Yeah, okay,
So okay, so is someone going to pay someone back?
I mean, how's this coming?

Speaker 5 (53:09):
So now?

Speaker 45 (53:10):
So now it's your turn. You have to know him breakfast.
I bought him his fourteen dollars coffee this morning.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
We have a police.

Speaker 13 (53:15):
Officer, can't we just get him arrested.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Is this a crime? I mean it's someone. Is this
a crime? This is not a arrestable crime. This is
a lawsuit. Probably you have to call an attorney, right.

Speaker 21 (53:27):
I mean, yeah, they need a lawyer.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
Yeah, you need a lawyer.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Oh and by the time you get a lawyer, you're
you're you're upside down. Anyway, Well, who's my beef with then?
Because yes, I think you just have a conversation. But
what you're saying is you think what they did is illegal.

Speaker 9 (53:42):
I believe so that's technically credit card fraud.

Speaker 14 (53:44):
Well the credit card according to this text, it's grand larcenyeh, all.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Right, well you need to get a I'm going to disconnect.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
But I don't think. I don't think an officer of
the law and just just arrest you because we think
grand larceny has happened. You have to file something and
a lawyer has to either has to be motionless.

Speaker 13 (54:09):
Do it at their faces.

Speaker 10 (54:10):
I wish people could see it because they all look guilty.

Speaker 21 (54:13):
I object.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
Listen.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
All I know is Jeff said, hey, do you want
your steamed apple juice. I don't know what was going on.
I just said, yes, steamed.

Speaker 8 (54:23):
Right under the.

Speaker 36 (54:25):
I will willingly say. I asked Jeff, I said, who's
paying Nate? All right, I went white bites because I
bought new breakfast before. But whatever, I understanding.

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Should buy an education you're going to you should be
arrested for using the word boughton whatever. Okay, okay. So
the question is this, which is I think is a
fun question. Who listening to the sound of my voice
right now is currently committing a crime. It can be
a misdemeanor or a felony. I mean, because you know,

(55:00):
we have ten million people listening. Surely there's got to
be a million people who are either speeding right now,
who just ran a red light, or they're not being
honest on their taxes. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Someone's doing something shifty.

Speaker 12 (55:13):
My favorite was the other day when the lady called
us and said she was a little drunk, and we said,
you're not driving, are you? She said no, I pulled over.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
God all right, I tell you what she called to
defend drunk scary. Yeah, not good. We're getting some interesting ones,
some of them we can't.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Go to on the radio.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Oh, Wally, Wally, what what law are you breaking right now?

Speaker 22 (55:38):
I'm actually using my brother license to drive with since
they suspended white license.

Speaker 18 (55:43):
Oh really wow?

Speaker 6 (55:44):
Okay, so you have a suspended license and you're driving
with his license. Now do you guys look that closely?
Do you look that that alike?

Speaker 22 (55:50):
What people say we do look alike, but actually I
don't think we look anything alike. But actually I got
a plugged with three times and the cowbo hold the license,
look at me and look at the licensear hold on tight,
I'll be right back a questions.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
Wait, wait, hold on, you've been pulled over three times
since you started using your brother's license and your license
is suspended.

Speaker 7 (56:09):
Are you as bad a driver as Danielle?

Speaker 22 (56:13):
No, not at all. Just the town where I'm not
the really kind of starry to say, with the little
races they pull anybody that's not white.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Okay, so if you're brown or black, they will pull you.

Speaker 17 (56:25):
Over, spanic anything else.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
All right, Well, hang in there, Wally, But don't you
know listen, don't don't get caught using your brother's license.

Speaker 22 (56:36):
All right, he's good. He got a clean record. That's
always good.

Speaker 6 (56:41):
I know he's not gonna a clean record when you're
done with him. All right, Well, he just stay safe
and as long as you don't doing anything wrong, let's
hope everything works out. Okay. I will thank you for
listening to it. Hello, Jessica, Hi Hello. Every day you
break the law and you know and you get away
with it, tell everyone what you do.

Speaker 46 (57:03):
I unapologetically right in the HOV lane by myself and
from work.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
No, wait a minute, unapologetically. I mean you know that
that's there for you know, people who have high volumes
of people in their cars for the good car pollers.

Speaker 30 (57:17):
Well, you know what, I don't have time to sit
in traffic.

Speaker 46 (57:19):
I just like I have no time for that. And
one day three years ago, I was sitting in traffic
and I saw everybody going by. One person is the
HIV lane, and that day changed my life.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
So it's one of those if they can do it,
I'm gonna at least don't do it.

Speaker 47 (57:34):
Don't do it.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
You'll thank you. Don't do what some people do and
put a blow up doll in the seat next year.

Speaker 13 (57:38):
At least they're trying. Though he's not even trying.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
I know, Scary Loan heard one of your blow up dolls.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
Hello Cheryl, Hello, Hello you guys, Now what do you
what are you doing illegally as we speak.

Speaker 41 (57:52):
Well, I don't like we have to pay for parking
at work in a garage. And when someone retired, they
gave me their parking permit to turn in and I
never turned it in, and I put all the money
aside in a separate savings account. And when my daughter
graduated from college, her and I went on a Norwegian cruise.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Love from I love that, yes, and I love that
so that that parking pass, even though it should be
not working, it's it's working. And you use that money
to buy a Norwegian.

Speaker 41 (58:23):
Cruise ticket for my daughter, yeah, I in college. Yeah,
And I love her and she loved it.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Norwegian cruisers are so great. People are breaking along. I'll
just take it on board. I love that, all right, Cheryl.
We won't tell anyone. Good luck, thank.

Speaker 41 (58:36):
Thank you, love you guys.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Thank you for listening to us. Wow, there you go.
People doing illegal things as we speak. You should hear
some of the ones that came in and we I
don't know if we should talk about I had a
friend who had a show once and someone called in
and this is not a funny thing, and they admitted
to murdering someone and of course it got to the FEDS,

(58:58):
and of course they found out who it was and
they rest of them. So there you go. Right, So
maybe if you're admitting stuff on our show, you're not
very well protected. They still haven't picked up straight in
eight for murdering people.

Speaker 12 (59:09):
I haven't you keep saying that, Hey.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
Good morning, Dave. Hey how you doing, Dave? We're doing okay,
thanks for listening to us. The question was what crime
are you committing right now? I just got man smoking
a joint.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
I'm on my way to work.

Speaker 8 (59:28):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
Well, the only thing that's okay, to be honest, I
don't I don't mean to be like a buzzkill. But
the only thing that's concerning is you're operating a car
after getting high. You know. Other than that, I just
want you to be very careful. And uh, Dave admitting
admitting he's doing something very illegal.

Speaker 13 (59:50):
It depends on the state he's in.

Speaker 12 (59:52):
It might be illegal in some states.

Speaker 7 (59:55):
I'm sorry, what was that, Dave?

Speaker 6 (59:57):
I think it helps now pay a little bit more
attention when I okay, every stoner said that.

Speaker 20 (01:00:08):
I'm also also talking on the phone, which is kind
of the leg as.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
Okay, all right, you're crazy man. You're you're such a
misdemeanor guy. All right, Dave, Dave, we love you and
we care for you. Are you wearing your seat belt
at least? Yes, sir, I am, so when you hit
that tree, you'll be nice and safe. All right, listen,
thank you man, thanks for listening to It's have a
good day.

Speaker 46 (01:00:29):
Okay, thanks a lot.

Speaker 17 (01:00:31):
Can I get a shout out?

Speaker 8 (01:00:32):
Sure?

Speaker 22 (01:00:35):
T shirt?

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
Eric Palmer? All right, Eric Palmer. One second. I don't
know what happened, T Shirt carry Palmer.

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
And that guy is driving a car right now, Let's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
Go talk to Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca, Hi, So Rebecca, So
the question is what law are you breaking right now?

Speaker 47 (01:00:53):
I don't pay my taxes and I haven't for many
years now.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
No, and they haven't caught up with you at all.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
No.

Speaker 47 (01:01:00):
So our like financial planner was like, this is probably
not the best thing, but I can't tell you not
to keep doing it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
But you all right, Well, look all right?

Speaker 13 (01:01:12):
Did she say how many years she hasn't done it?

Speaker 11 (01:01:14):
How many years?

Speaker 47 (01:01:16):
I don't know. It's been a lot, though, Danny. Now,
I probably like four or so years now.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
Well, but I will tell you this.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
I went for years without paying taxes years and then
finally one day they caught up with me.

Speaker 7 (01:01:29):
And it wasn't that I was trying to, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Make a statement against the government, how they're taking my money,
and no, it was a statement about how I was
just too messed up to pay taxes, right, and I
just didn't do it. And so they finally came after me,
and thank god I had someone who pulled me out
of that and we fixed it all. But it is,
it is kind of way heavily it does.

Speaker 47 (01:01:51):
It's because I'm a nanny and I pay I get
paid under the table, and I'm in school. So as
soon as I finished school and get like a real
big girl job, then I will start paying my tax Well.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
You know, as long as no one's reporting that you're
making that income. Maybe no they're not.

Speaker 47 (01:02:06):
I need to do it to get through school.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
So all right, all right, good luck with that, and
uh thank you? Okay, bye, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 11 (01:02:14):
Don't people get arrested for that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
Well, that is that is a form of tax evasion. Absolutely, Hello, James, Hey,
how's it going doing. Okay? Oh you took you took
shrooms this morning?

Speaker 28 (01:02:26):
Ohcinogenics.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
All right, but you're doing okay, now you're.

Speaker 48 (01:02:32):
Okay, Yeah, fine, take microdoses a couple of times a
week for depression anxiety, a lot better than normal medicines
I've taken.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
So let me ask you this. If you're taking micro
doses and they are doing doing good things for you,
and you actually have the medical community backing you up
with this, why is it still illegal? That's so strange
to me.

Speaker 48 (01:02:57):
That's a good question. I'll ask that every day.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
All right, Well, look, get feeling feeling good, James, and
to just be careful. Okay, and thanks.

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
For listening to us.

Speaker 48 (01:03:06):
Hey, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
Yeah, that's an interesting one. And finally we talked to Antonio.

Speaker 25 (01:03:11):
Hey Antonio, Ah, right, good morning?

Speaker 26 (01:03:14):
Was that?

Speaker 22 (01:03:14):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Good morning? So was that you at the Starbucks?

Speaker 49 (01:03:17):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
Okay, tell everyone what you did? What what law you broke?

Speaker 17 (01:03:22):
Why don't I do with law?

Speaker 29 (01:03:23):
Why?

Speaker 27 (01:03:23):
I was drinking late this morning, and of course you
know I need my caffeine to operate, So I ordered.

Speaker 41 (01:03:29):
My drink and I move over down to the row
and I see.

Speaker 20 (01:03:33):
The order was pre ordered, a drink dis ordered, and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
It was the exact name of mine. So I kind
of just took it, and here I.

Speaker 45 (01:03:39):
Am dricking it out.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
So you took someone's pre ordered drink, but had you
ordered your own drink?

Speaker 10 (01:03:45):
I didn't order it.

Speaker 25 (01:03:46):
It was the same one, so hopefully they just give
him mine?

Speaker 36 (01:03:48):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
Oh yeah, wait, so it's a wash.

Speaker 11 (01:03:51):
Ok, so you didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:03:52):
You didn't steal a drink and run. Now you actually
paid for the same exact drink. Well, well, I was
the smallest one that you did steal. You did, all right,
I guess you, all right, Antonio, shame shame, I'm sending.

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
I'm sending the uh, the police.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
The popo, and I'm at least you're caffeinated. Thanks for listening, Antonio.
There you go. We have all sorts of hie people
caffeinated and smoking pot and doing shrooms. We got everything
listening to it.

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Speaker 23 (01:04:43):
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Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
Come on, Wake Up Now, Mister Ran in the Morning shone.
We had something we wanted to talk about this break
and it turned oh, yeah, I want to talk about
the dating sites now. Gandhi has informed me, even though
she's not on the dating sites these days, uh, that
they are just uh it's it's it's like dark alleys
with all sorts of with all sorts of awful people

(01:05:09):
like trying to like mess with each other and screw
each other over and steal money from people. Whatever happened
just a good old dating site.

Speaker 13 (01:05:17):
No, apparently swiping is no longer all it's about.

Speaker 47 (01:05:20):
Now.

Speaker 12 (01:05:20):
You can sell goods, you can sell yourself, you can
sell drugs.

Speaker 13 (01:05:23):
There's all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:05:24):
One of my friends met a guy who was like
up to his neck in a Ponzi scheme. Another person
met a sorcerer.

Speaker 13 (01:05:30):
There are just.

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Sorcerers. I'd like to meet the sorcerers.

Speaker 13 (01:05:36):
Yes on bumble.

Speaker 12 (01:05:38):
He was all about sorcery and you know, the white
witchcraft and whatnot. But I swear all of my friends
just have the craziest stories. Nobody is ever meeting a
person that is like their soulmate anymore. They're just having
encounters and coming back with the craziest things ever. Everyone's
lying about their age, about their job. Nothing is real.
I don't even understand how these things are working anymore.

(01:06:00):
I mean, one of my friends has probably fifty matches
a day.

Speaker 13 (01:06:04):
She's beautiful, she's going for her.

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
Is that a lot? I have no idea.

Speaker 8 (01:06:08):
I mean, there are.

Speaker 12 (01:06:09):
Probably people who match with more if they're just swiping.
But of those fifty matches, she gets maybe one date
a month who ends up being somebody who is completely
lied about everything.

Speaker 13 (01:06:20):
I need to know what's going on.

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
Okay, that's not good. Yeah, I've never I've never been
on dating sites ever because I've always dated, you know, me,
always in demand, always in demand.

Speaker 11 (01:06:32):
See when I.

Speaker 10 (01:06:34):
Was dating, I went on one date from a dating
site and when I showed up at the restaurant, the
person looked nothing like the picture, true, but the whole
and you know what pissed me off was that he
made me feel like I was wrong because I wanted
the guy in the picture.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
Did he gaslight you?

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:06:52):
He did?

Speaker 13 (01:06:52):
And I was like, dude, I'm like, you're the one
who lied. He's like, yeah, but it shouldn't matter. I
look that, I look like this person should matter.

Speaker 14 (01:06:59):
You're lying advertising and obviously it obviously mattered to him,
or he would have changed it on the dating site.

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
And it's not up for conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
It's like go away, go away, one hundred percent.

Speaker 12 (01:07:10):
I have one of my friends met a guy who
was well into his forties but said that he was
in his thirties, and when she said, why would you
do that, he was like, well, because when I say
that I'm in my forties, I don't match with anyone
in their thirties.

Speaker 13 (01:07:21):
Well, yeah, be honest about what's going on, so try
to trick people.

Speaker 6 (01:07:25):
So you're also saying, gandha, you believe that the pay
sites are actually the more legitimate sites if you, but
the free ones are the ones where people are out.

Speaker 13 (01:07:35):
Just to be idiots to scam and defraud you.

Speaker 12 (01:07:39):
Yeah, it seems like, I mean, from what everybody is
telling me, the ones where you have to actually go
pay to have you know, matches and whatever. So sites
like match dot Com or eat Harmony or.

Speaker 13 (01:07:49):
Even the League.

Speaker 12 (01:07:50):
I guess they say that the people who are willing
to pay money are a bit more serious about actually
pursuing a relationship and going on dates and trying to
do this as opposed to let's say, like a plenty
of fish where I'm not saying you can't meet anybody,
but you are meeting all of the fish and some
of the you know, barnacles of the sea.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
Funny barnacles. You know we should bring Ali Gold. Hey, Ali,
she's everything social media and more high Alley, Hi, how
are you well? Okay? So we know for a fact
that you you're out there with the dating sides and
you're you know, high volume.

Speaker 42 (01:08:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 50 (01:08:22):
Well, one of the things gone when Gandhi was talking
about the age. Something that guys do is their height, right,
So if you're if a guy says he's five seven,
he's really below five to seven. And then if they
say they're five to ten, they're really about like five nine,
five eight, right, And if they're six feet they're probably
five eleven.

Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
I don't understand how you think you can get away
with it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
You're lying.

Speaker 10 (01:08:45):
What happened to the other three inches show exactly?

Speaker 50 (01:08:48):
Well, I've gone on a date and the guy was
significantly shorter than me, and you're not five eight, you're
definitely five five like I'm five two. I know where
I come up.

Speaker 12 (01:08:58):
Yeah, I have a couple of friends who have that
mark on their wall in their house that is six feet,
so when he walks in the door, they.

Speaker 13 (01:09:05):
Can see is he actually six feet or did this.

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
Well like to have it seven to eleven on the doors.

Speaker 13 (01:09:10):
Yeah, they know the purpose.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
And Duncan Duncan has that too, so so if someone
rob comes in and there's something wrong, they can tell
them how tall they are. It's like at the Howard
Stern show. They have they have they have scales built
into the floor. Why they do they do so when
people visit they they without knowing they're they're finding out

(01:09:32):
how much they weigh.

Speaker 11 (01:09:33):
What legal?

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
It's totally legal. Anyway. Hold on, let me go to
Jenny here. Hi Jeda A, Hi, Hi Jenny. So are
you can you tell us which dating sites you've been
using the most?

Speaker 30 (01:09:50):
Well, I'm actually on too. I'm on the Plenty of
Fish and I'm on.

Speaker 8 (01:09:54):
Meeting Meeting, Meet Me, Meet me.

Speaker 15 (01:09:59):
Okay, e M eight.

Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
So what is your experience over there?

Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
I mean, are you are you legitimately looking for someone
to you know, really click with, or you're looking just
for casual stuff? What are you looking for?

Speaker 30 (01:10:15):
I am hoping I find somebody I click with, but
the messages are just so out of control. Like what
it's like, Like I get sugar daddy requests daily.

Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
People want you, they want you to be their sugar daddy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
What No, they want.

Speaker 30 (01:10:32):
Me to be their sugar baby.

Speaker 17 (01:10:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 30 (01:10:37):
It's like every day I get one or two of those.
I also get messages asking me if I would kick
them in the balls for money, like nuts, nuts.

Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
How much does that cost?

Speaker 30 (01:10:51):
I had a guy offer me three He was.

Speaker 15 (01:10:55):
Going to pay you to kick him for three hundred bucks.

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
Yes, wow, yes, in the nut.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
Okay. Just to just to kind of take it down
a serious road for a second. If if Jenny, who
is out there looking to click with someone, this is
the clutter and the this is the the distortion she's
getting online. It's it's it's gotta it's yeah, it's it's
got to really take its toll at for a while.
You're like, why don't even bother? Right?

Speaker 41 (01:11:26):
Oh?

Speaker 30 (01:11:27):
I take breaks because I can't, Like I'll turn my
messages off for periods of time because I just can't.
I can't do it anymore. It's too much.

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
The sugar daddy thing. I find interesting being an older gentleman.
I can't imagine how I feel about myself if I
feel like I need to go support someone to buy
them to like me. I don't know that.

Speaker 30 (01:11:53):
That's been a thing too. I've been asked They're not
a sugar daddy per se, but I've been asked if
they could pay me for conversation somebody to talk to.

Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
Wow, so they're lonely.

Speaker 34 (01:12:07):
Yeah, but you know what I would say.

Speaker 30 (01:12:09):
I would talk to them and say, you know, like,
why do you feel like you need that? You know,
and then we would go into a whole deep conversation
about why they need to pay somebody to talk to.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
And see, Jenny, you're out there just trying to click
with someone. You shouldn't have to take their copey and
be their therapist. You know, I'm just like woa exactly.
Well look listen, best of luck to you, Jenny, and
we're rooting for you. Okay, thank you so much. Don't
let them get don't let them get you down. Don't
let them get you down. Hi, Connie, Hi, So Connie. Hello.
Connie went on a date last month with a guy

(01:12:40):
who became he came to the date dressed as Batman.

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
Yes see that's hot. I would like that.

Speaker 43 (01:12:49):
Home, Yeah, like full on had to tell like it
even had like, now, when it came up to your apartment,
did he take the elevator?

Speaker 7 (01:12:59):
Did he walk up the side of the building.

Speaker 20 (01:13:02):
He had a grappling gun.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
So okay, So did you know he was going to
show up dressed as Batman? Connie?

Speaker 20 (01:13:10):
I kind of did, but I wasn't like, I wasn't sure.
I didn't take it serious. We had been talking for
a little while and we had got into a whole
conversation about DC versus Marble, and he said that he
was obsessed with Batman and I was like, oh, that's cool,
Like I'm pretty obsessed with like, you know, four and
you know, in a think he's hot kind of way,
not and they want to dress up like h kind
of way. And he showed up as Batman and asked

(01:13:33):
me to be his robin and I said excuse me,
and Leston never showed back up.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
He wanted you to be his robin?

Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
Yes, okay, And I didn't.

Speaker 20 (01:13:41):
Know what that meant, and I wasn't going to stay
to find out.

Speaker 10 (01:13:43):
Oh my gosh, I would have wanted him to take
me to dinner and be in a public place because
I would have so many questions I need answers.

Speaker 20 (01:13:53):
Was like a whip to attached to his utility belt.

Speaker 35 (01:13:56):
So I was a little freaked out.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
Yeah, if your day shows up with a belt, he
better work for the utility company. All right, I will
thank you for sharing, Connie. Now, no, no, bottom line.
Is this turning you off from dating sites? I mean,
does it make you not want to go on and
take that journey ever again?

Speaker 33 (01:14:14):
You want a second guest?

Speaker 28 (01:14:16):
Some of them?

Speaker 27 (01:14:16):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
All right, there you go. All right, thank you, Connie,
thank you very much. Finally we go talk to Steve. Hello, Steve, Hey,
good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:14:25):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
Are you hearing these stories?

Speaker 17 (01:14:28):
I'm hearing them, but you know, I'll be honest with you.
I actually quit dating sites about six months ago because
you're you know, a lot of the women on the
dating sites will give you checklists as far as hey,
I want a guy who's six feet tall, I want
a bearded guy. I want a tattooed guy. You check
all the you check all the boxes, You turn around,
you send them a message and they're like, oh, I'm

(01:14:50):
not interested.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
Is that diamond? Diamond? Are you like? Steve? Steve is
saying that you have requirements and every guy they have
to check off all the boxes. They have to be
tattooed or whatever. And if they and then you you
ghost them.

Speaker 39 (01:15:07):
Yeah, I will go someone with the quickness. I don't
have the time for it. I don't know. It's just
like it's not nice if it doesn't we have to mesh.
If you don't meet the requirements and we don't mesh,
like then I can't do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
It, like one guy.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
Hold on, no, Steve, what do you want to say
to diamond?

Speaker 17 (01:15:25):
Let me ask this question. How are you going to
message somebody if he sends you a message and you
send nothing back yet he meets all the requirements you've
put down?

Speaker 39 (01:15:34):
Missed it, Steve, I don't know, like you know, it's
just I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 39 (01:15:39):
I'm one of those people who's turned off very quickly,
very easily. Like some guy spelled cigarettes wrong to me,
and I was like, first of all, why are we
talking about cigarettes?

Speaker 11 (01:15:48):
Number two?

Speaker 39 (01:15:48):
Why are you spelling it wrong?

Speaker 13 (01:15:49):
Gotta go by?

Speaker 39 (01:15:51):
It just doesn't and I can't do that, was your like, soulmate,
Well then he'll come back around.

Speaker 6 (01:15:55):
He'll speak, Steve if you're out. So, Steve, Steve, are
you currently on the on the site, still looking looking
for you're done.

Speaker 17 (01:16:04):
No, I'm done. Like I can say, like I've I've
met somebody that I'm kind of seeing where it goes with.
But at the same time, like I just I had
to take a break. It was one of those things.
It was too problematic either like I said, you know,
you check all the boxes and then all of a
sudden you get nothing in response, or b you're getting

(01:16:24):
an overwhelming amount of women who are just trying to
sell you their their spicy content site and I don't
have time for that.

Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
Way gandhi is that another thing? Oh yeah, influencers in
the wild are out there right a date.

Speaker 13 (01:16:36):
It's not just.

Speaker 12 (01:16:37):
Influencers, it's like people that have only fans pages, so
they'll say, oh, you want to talk to me more,
just head on over to this site, and then you
go to that site and they're making you pay five bucks.

Speaker 28 (01:16:45):
In my gosh, it's it's the worst.

Speaker 17 (01:16:48):
And like I said, it's so it's so demoralizing for
you know, single men out there. Like I'm not trying
to say, you know, men are any different or any
better than women, or women are any better than men.
It's just very demoralizing when there are people on these
sites that are trying to actually find the person that
they could spend the rest of their life with, and
they get bombarded with stuff like this, like you have

(01:17:10):
these lists that they meet, or you have these requirements
that these women want, or some of these people are
just trying to make money.

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
So Gandhi, this is why you brought us this topic
today to talk about, you know, look for someone who's
not out there dating. I'm learning. I'm learning a lot. Yeah,
I'm learning. I don't want to date ever again.

Speaker 10 (01:17:25):
I feel like it that light nice guys and nice
girls kind of get lost because you know, everyone's out
there for the wrong reasons.

Speaker 17 (01:17:33):
Steve, I fully agree with Danielle on that one. It's
you know, nice guys truly do finish last, and nice
women do as well.

Speaker 6 (01:17:40):
All the best to you, Steve's I'm sorry, there's a
bunch of diamonds out there.

Speaker 17 (01:17:46):
You have to find your diamond in the rough.

Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
Thank you, Steve, have a great day, man, Thanks for
listening to us.

Speaker 21 (01:17:53):
There you have it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:54):
There's the there's the human condition in the dating world online,
absolutely so crazy.

Speaker 23 (01:18:04):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Don't answer the phone,
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap and one of.

Speaker 6 (01:18:20):
My favorite characters in the world of phone taps is
Murray the Magnificent done by our own Dave Brody. Eric
is phone tapping his boss Debbie. You see, Debbie is
in charge of the company holiday party for the entire company.
She's asked her assistant Eric to handle all the entertainment
because he has lots of connections. So Eric thought it'd

(01:18:42):
be a great idea to hire the Magnificent Murray since
he's heard the Magnificent Murray on previous phone taps. Thanks
for our friend, Brody, Brody's gonna call Debbie to go
over the magic tricks he's performing at their company party
as the world famous magician, the Magnificent Murray. Let's listen
in to today's phone day.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
This is Debbie.

Speaker 8 (01:19:03):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
Is this DeBie?

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Yes, this is hi Debbie.

Speaker 6 (01:19:06):
My name is the Magnificent Murray.

Speaker 37 (01:19:08):
I'm a magician that Eric hired for your for your
holiday party.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (01:19:13):
Good good, listen, good news.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
The check cleared.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
I didn't bounce, so that's that's good.

Speaker 42 (01:19:17):
Right.

Speaker 12 (01:19:17):
We're starting off on a companies and so I have
a bunch of tricks I wanted to run by you,
and this way you can pick which one is your favorites.

Speaker 39 (01:19:26):
Okay, so what have you got?

Speaker 37 (01:19:28):
The first trick we do is called magic mug. Okay,
And I go all right, now it's time for magic mug.
And I waved my hand of this. Uh it's about
a forty eight ounced mug with a big handle, and
I filled up with eggnog you know, tis the season,
uh huh okay, and I drink it down in about
three seconds flat. What I do is I go right,
and then I vomit all over the people in the

(01:19:48):
front row. I spit eggnog all of everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
Okay, right, and then and then they.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
Have the ponchos, right, really do that?

Speaker 8 (01:19:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:19:56):
Yeah, it's great because it's agnogged.

Speaker 37 (01:19:59):
Though, well I it's sterally vomit because it never really
went down.

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
But it's more like that.

Speaker 35 (01:20:02):
But no, people's clothing.

Speaker 37 (01:20:05):
No, no, I give them the no, no, no, I
say that stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:20:08):
I give them the ponchos.

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
Okay, but what's to.

Speaker 44 (01:20:10):
Say, you're not gonna, you know, up chuck it on
their face or.

Speaker 35 (01:20:12):
Their hair whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
I really don't like you.

Speaker 28 (01:20:14):
We don't need magic mug.

Speaker 37 (01:20:16):
All right, all right, Well, let me tell you about
you log. It's it's very easy. So I go over
and I grab some food, and I say, I'm going
to magically transform this food. Okay, So I take the food,
I wave my magic wand I eat it. I wave
the wand over my belly, and without removing my pants,
I drop a big brown U log right on the stage.

Speaker 15 (01:20:33):
I don't think that's very funny at all.

Speaker 6 (01:20:37):
And then I sit on fire.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
I sit on fire.

Speaker 7 (01:20:40):
You didn't let me get to the plot where I
set on fire.

Speaker 10 (01:20:42):
Please please understand.

Speaker 35 (01:20:43):
This is a corporate party with the big wigs, from
everybody from the mailroom to the big wigs.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Okay, we want everybody to have a great do you
want do.

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
You want to have a memorable party? Then then then
if you want a.

Speaker 29 (01:20:53):
Memorable party, between memorable and distasteful.

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
Okay, whatever, it's not that's on part. I mean, listen,
don't know that we need to.

Speaker 29 (01:21:00):
I'm even on the risk of offending people.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
Listen to me.

Speaker 28 (01:21:03):
He excuse me.

Speaker 12 (01:21:05):
I have hired you for a job.

Speaker 28 (01:21:07):
It was clear what we were looking for.

Speaker 12 (01:21:09):
I don't understand why.

Speaker 6 (01:21:10):
What you were looking for was entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
I don't understand.

Speaker 35 (01:21:13):
It's like you're purposely trying to jeopardize you.

Speaker 6 (01:21:15):
Okay, this is not going to be fair. Okay, I
have a good Eric.

Speaker 37 (01:21:20):
I want you to call her now and go, hey,
did magnificent Murray call you?

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
How awesome is he?

Speaker 37 (01:21:24):
And just whatever she says just played off like, no,
it sounds hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:21:30):
Hello, hey, did you get hear from a magnificum Murray?

Speaker 10 (01:21:34):
That guy is not doing the party.

Speaker 13 (01:21:36):
I don't know where you found him.

Speaker 29 (01:21:37):
Do you know the kind of tricks that.

Speaker 35 (01:21:39):
He wants to present at the party.

Speaker 28 (01:21:41):
He's get a vomit on people.

Speaker 15 (01:21:42):
I mean, what makes you think that's appropriate?

Speaker 22 (01:21:45):
If you like this crap on fire?

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Come on, like, that's great.

Speaker 29 (01:21:48):
You weren't to hire a magician and a DT for
a corporate party, not party?

Speaker 15 (01:21:53):
What are you thinking?

Speaker 13 (01:21:54):
I'm gonna get me bored.

Speaker 6 (01:21:57):
That's gonna get.

Speaker 35 (01:21:57):
Your fired too.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
What is.

Speaker 36 (01:22:01):
We're just gonna have to go with the DJ?

Speaker 15 (01:22:03):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 40 (01:22:05):
Pardon he is the DJ.

Speaker 26 (01:22:07):
He's he's a magician, he's a DJ.

Speaker 28 (01:22:09):
What do you mean he is the DJ?

Speaker 35 (01:22:10):
I told you to hire two people.

Speaker 28 (01:22:12):
What don't mean he's the DJ too?

Speaker 23 (01:22:14):
No, he's the djg oh my god, Oh my god,
we've got no entertainment.

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
That means what do.

Speaker 51 (01:22:21):
You mean entertainment?

Speaker 10 (01:22:23):
Because he cannot come to the party at Oh, we
cannot run the risk. But he's gonna do something offensive.

Speaker 14 (01:22:29):
He hired a guy who's gonna onstead Debbie.

Speaker 37 (01:22:32):
Actually, this is Dave Rody medlstre in the Morning Show,
and we're phone tapping.

Speaker 10 (01:22:36):
You on the radio.

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
I mean, I can come there if you want, but it's.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
You just got boomed.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted.

Speaker 23 (01:22:52):
By all party SuDS the Elvis Soran phone tap only
on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
I was in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:23:04):
We got to talk to Somemantha. Samantha is the intern.
I need odd music, scary scary stuff that signifies were
talking about something odd, something kind of great. Hello, Hello,
how are you, intern? Samantha?

Speaker 52 (01:23:17):
I'm good today.

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
How long have you known your father?

Speaker 52 (01:23:21):
Two years?

Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
Twenty two years now now? And you grew up in
the same house as your father.

Speaker 53 (01:23:25):
Same house, really close with him, and you love your dad, right?
I love my dad a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:23:29):
All right, you recently discovered two things about your father
and you're just blown away, mind blown, mind blown? Yeah,
And I can see the thing is, once you hear these,
you'll go, oh my god, I can't believe you didn't
know this. Okay, Number one, what's the first thing?

Speaker 52 (01:23:45):
My dad is a stoner?

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
I didn't know.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
How'd you find out?

Speaker 52 (01:23:52):
My cousin told me.

Speaker 53 (01:23:53):
She was telling me that, like this one time that
they were like hanging out and he started saying something
really weird about like painting the house.

Speaker 52 (01:24:00):
And that's when she discovered it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
And then hold one, So he so he's been smoking
pot ever since you were a kid. Yeah, I mean
did you confront him on it? Did you ask him?

Speaker 28 (01:24:09):
No?

Speaker 53 (01:24:09):
Well, yeah, recently I did because I was like, I
was like, why have you never told me?

Speaker 52 (01:24:14):
How have I never known?

Speaker 53 (01:24:14):
I knew he smoked cigarettes, but I've never noticed right
joints or anything.

Speaker 6 (01:24:18):
I can see how you can keep that a secret. Yeah, Okay,
tell everyone? Okay, mind blown till yeah, tell everyone what
else you just found out about your dad? Who've know
him for twenty two years?

Speaker 52 (01:24:26):
He's bald, and his hair is fake?

Speaker 11 (01:24:31):
What he went to toupe around you all the time.

Speaker 52 (01:24:33):
I've never seen him without it?

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
I mean even I mean did you talk to him?

Speaker 7 (01:24:39):
Did you talk to him about it?

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
No?

Speaker 53 (01:24:40):
I can't. My mom was like, do not talk to him.
He's very sensitive about it. That's why I've never seen
him without it.

Speaker 11 (01:24:47):
Yeah, don't you go swimming with him ever.

Speaker 53 (01:24:49):
He wears it. He wears it in the shower. I've
never seen him without it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
Like, so, it's not a weave. I mean, it's a
two pay it comes.

Speaker 52 (01:24:57):
Off, it comes off.

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
Apparently, how did you find out about this?

Speaker 53 (01:25:02):
My brother's going bald? So I was asking my mom, like,
where does that come from? Like everyone has a full
head of hair, right, And then my mom was like
everyone just assumed I knew. So my mom was like,
what are you talking about? Your dad?

Speaker 52 (01:25:13):
And I was like, what about him? And she's just like,
he has toupee. I was like, what are talking about?

Speaker 11 (01:25:24):
I wanted to go in there and like lift it up.

Speaker 7 (01:25:27):
No, no, no, no, he's obviously very sensitive about it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
But I don't know. Do you see why? I find
it a little odd that you've known him as your
father and you've been close to him for twenty two
years and you never knew his hair is his. I
literally bought it.

Speaker 53 (01:25:43):
He bought it bought it and he like peppers. It
now like so like ages with him. Like I was
just like, it's.

Speaker 13 (01:25:50):
Unreal that he like never got a haircut.

Speaker 53 (01:25:54):
No, because he he when he like goes to touch
up the piece, he says he's getting a haircut. Like
I literally had no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
You know what I would love to do. Let's parlay this.
Thank you in Samantha, this is my book. My dad's
a bald pod haak, oh my god. And now things
you found out? Hey, Chandler, how are.

Speaker 8 (01:26:22):
You not too bad?

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
How's it going doing?

Speaker 8 (01:26:25):
Okay?

Speaker 42 (01:26:25):
Doing?

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
Okay? Thank you for asking. Hey, So you know your mom.
You love your mom no matter what, right, yep, yeah,
but you found out something about your mom and it
threw you for a second. I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (01:26:36):
What did you find out about your mom?

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
Chandler?

Speaker 17 (01:26:38):
Well, I was helping her move and uh, we were
packing up.

Speaker 48 (01:26:42):
Boxes and I found a box with a.

Speaker 25 (01:26:46):
Trophy and if the trophy was broken, but it said, uh,
biggest boobs and warn.

Speaker 6 (01:26:52):
It said biggest boobs.

Speaker 48 (01:26:53):
What biggest boobs and Warn? That's the city.

Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
Warren, Ohio. Okay, biggest booby and Warren.

Speaker 17 (01:27:01):
And I said, you know where did this come?

Speaker 28 (01:27:03):
From and she said, oh, I used to be a dancer.

Speaker 22 (01:27:07):
And like she just said it with no like like, no, okay,
it is what it is.

Speaker 48 (01:27:12):
And I, you know, we just really didn't talk about
it after that, but I asked how the trophy.

Speaker 34 (01:27:15):
Got broken, and when my grandma found it.

Speaker 48 (01:27:17):
She threw it at her and it grow.

Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
So why did your grandma have a problem with the
biggest boob in boobs and Warren trophy of your mother.

Speaker 48 (01:27:26):
Earned because my mom being a dancer I'm assuming.

Speaker 32 (01:27:32):
But yeahineteen or twenty at the.

Speaker 6 (01:27:35):
Time, so wow, and no problem. So mom used to
be a dancer, okay, and she got a trophy though.

Speaker 11 (01:27:42):
I love that good dancing.

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
See there you go. Well, congratulations channel. But these are
the things you know every once in a while. I mean,
how old you were you when you finally discovered this
about your mom.

Speaker 17 (01:27:52):
I was about twenty eight.

Speaker 6 (01:27:52):
Yeah, so you're twenty eight years old. You're just now
discovering mom used to be an exotic dancer and got
a trophy for it. I love it all right, thank
you very much. So you know, it's never too late
in life to find out more. I didn't find out
that stuff about my dad until after he passed away.
I want to know they kept it. They kept it quiet.
Hello Karen, Hello, Hello, So what'd you find out about

(01:28:14):
your dad later on in life?

Speaker 44 (01:28:18):
Well? I found out that my dad and my stepmom
they used to go to Poconos about every other weekend
in the summer. I was about fifteen, sixteen years old
when they used to go. And I found out a
few years ago that they were going to a nudist
Connie this whole time.

Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
Oh clue, So your dad and your stepmom were nudists.
They loved to hang out with other people who were
nude up at the Poconos.

Speaker 51 (01:28:40):
No, let me tell you.

Speaker 47 (01:28:41):
I can see this with my dad.

Speaker 44 (01:28:42):
My step mom knew.

Speaker 11 (01:28:46):
They surprised.

Speaker 6 (01:28:47):
They do surprise you and I. You know what, as
long as it's not something dangerous or dirty. You know,
it's kind of fun to learn something new about them.
And don't you find it a little intriguing? No, Okay,
there you go, all right, Thank you, Karen, thanks for
listening to us. Hi, Gabby, Hi, would you find out

(01:29:11):
about your grandma?

Speaker 51 (01:29:14):
We were sitting in her kitchen and she told me
she was a mud wrestler back in the day when
my mom was a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
My grandma was a mud wrestler. People would pay to
watch your grandmother go into the ring and wrestle other
people in mud.

Speaker 51 (01:29:35):
Yeah, and apparently she was really good at it too.

Speaker 6 (01:29:38):
Did she win any trophies?

Speaker 51 (01:29:41):
I guess she was in like a state competition or
something and she took second place.

Speaker 6 (01:29:46):
Right now, were you intrigued? Didn't they kind of fun
to find out something that you never knew about grandma?

Speaker 51 (01:29:53):
Yeah? I was like, jeez, I have a cool grandma.

Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
I got a mud wrestling granny. I love it. Thank
you very much, Gabby. That finally we talked to uh Carly. Hello, Carly,
I'm not good morning, Good morning. What'd you find out
about grandma?

Speaker 41 (01:30:08):
Okay, so my.

Speaker 54 (01:30:09):
Back passed when I was about eighteen and about twenty five,
my family told me and my siblings that my grandmother
had an affair with a taxi driver in the back
of the taxi cab, so that my grandfather was not
my grandfather. Wow, so we got introduced to an entire

(01:30:31):
new family. It was easier than the one I was
raised with.

Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
Okay, this is a little more complex than the previous calls.
I mean, did you find this to be interesting. I mean,
did it really throw you off? Is it really that awful?

Speaker 54 (01:30:44):
Well kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:30:46):
I see if I.

Speaker 6 (01:30:47):
Find out it's a little bit of a scandal. If
I found out a scandal like that in my family,
I'd be like, oh good, yes, finally it makes us
a little more interesting. They had sex in the back
of his cab.

Speaker 54 (01:30:57):
We needed to be more interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:30:59):
Yeah, okay, your family interesting enough, I know, but someone
can see in the back of a cab. That's kind
of fun, right, I guess no one's agree with me.
That's kind of taking a ride in the taxi.

Speaker 25 (01:31:11):
Whole new meaning, right, very true.

Speaker 54 (01:31:14):
But then I found out that, like this guy has
like twenty seven kids.

Speaker 6 (01:31:18):
Oh oh god, is busy taxi. Thank you, Carly, thanks
for listening. See.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
I love when you find out these little intriguing things
that happened.

Speaker 7 (01:31:28):
As long as no one's getting hurt.

Speaker 12 (01:31:29):
Oh, all the like twenty three and me stuff. Now,
I feel like that is just a whole new ball game.
It's finding out everything.

Speaker 6 (01:31:35):
And you know, Scary told us a long time ago
his great grandparents were first cousins. We found out in
my adult life.

Speaker 11 (01:31:41):
We kind of knew that we kind of figured that
out on.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
What makes you say that? Because you don't clot when
you believe?

Speaker 42 (01:31:46):
Right?

Speaker 28 (01:31:46):
Right?

Speaker 13 (01:31:46):
I got that going on in my family too, which
explains a lot about me.

Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
Right, really, really do you clot when you believe?

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
I too?

Speaker 13 (01:31:52):
Don't clot?

Speaker 6 (01:31:53):
Scary also describes that big mono eyebrow you have, Mono,
I love. You are a little close together, a little.

Speaker 14 (01:32:10):
They are.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
When he crosses his eyes, they become one like a cyclops.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
You look great, Brooklyn.

Speaker 37 (01:32:20):
Boys, my microphone's falling apart.

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Speaker 23 (01:32:43):
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Speaker 6 (01:32:46):
I'm loving the fact that I'm gonna sit back and
Gandhi is going to host.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
The newlywed game.

Speaker 55 (01:32:52):
Take it away, guys, chest hair, Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, cats and dogs, chickens, and live from
the palatial studios high above Gotham.

Speaker 6 (01:33:03):
Welcome to the newly Girl. Yeah, now here's your host,
the sister from another mister. Oh yes, hold on, she's
your hostess with the cupcakes.

Speaker 7 (01:33:20):
She's riding faster than a Hondi, sweeter.

Speaker 6 (01:33:23):
Than a bar of Condy, Great, great kind, daughter of Mahatma. Peace, Condy, Welcome.

Speaker 7 (01:33:36):
You're amazing seconds.

Speaker 13 (01:33:38):
Hello.

Speaker 12 (01:33:39):
All right, so we're gonna meet our fancy couples today.
First up, Alex and Elvis.

Speaker 21 (01:33:43):
Hello, good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:33:47):
I dragged him out of the bed. He's so mad
at me that I dragged him out of bed, but
we're gonna have him.

Speaker 13 (01:33:52):
Great a couple one off two, Good start. Couple two.
Danielle and Sheldon from their basement, New Jersey. Hello, yeah, honey.

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
She should have been my husband should have been.

Speaker 13 (01:34:02):
I'm sorry. All right, we will start with Alex and Elvis.

Speaker 12 (01:34:06):
Well, first of all, Danielle and Sheldon, how long have
you guys been married?

Speaker 13 (01:34:10):
How long?

Speaker 52 (01:34:10):
Honey?

Speaker 49 (01:34:11):
Seventeen years?

Speaker 13 (01:34:13):
Okay, seventeen Neil.

Speaker 49 (01:34:14):
Didn't know the als to that, That's why she paused.

Speaker 8 (01:34:16):
The this is starting off.

Speaker 12 (01:34:20):
Well, yeah, all right, So Elvis and Danielle, I'm gonna
need you guys to step away so that Alex can.

Speaker 6 (01:34:26):
Answer these questions and scary fades. The music and I'll
be upstairs. You call me when it's time.

Speaker 12 (01:34:32):
The music, all right, Alex Sheldon. Hello, Alex, are they
far enough away they can't hear anything?

Speaker 21 (01:34:40):
He's going up the stairs right now.

Speaker 13 (01:34:43):
Okay, great, we have headphones on, so I think we're okay.
First up, Alex.

Speaker 12 (01:34:47):
If stranded on a desert island with only one food,
what would Elvis choose?

Speaker 21 (01:34:55):
Chicken parm?

Speaker 13 (01:34:56):
Chicken parm? A good one, all right, Sheldon.

Speaker 12 (01:34:59):
If stranded on a r island with only one food,
what is Danielle choosing?

Speaker 49 (01:35:06):
Probably Nathan's hot dogs, but after the pandemic it might
be brownies. But I'm gonna go with hot dogs.

Speaker 13 (01:35:13):
Okay, hot dogs from Nathan's.

Speaker 15 (01:35:14):
She likes a good wiener.

Speaker 6 (01:35:18):
Oh yes, she married me.

Speaker 13 (01:35:22):
Right, Alex?

Speaker 12 (01:35:25):
What is or I should say? Who is Elvis is
celebrity crush?

Speaker 8 (01:35:30):
Oh wow, that's a good one.

Speaker 21 (01:35:35):
Boy. I don't know Cord he used to be on Glee.

Speaker 13 (01:35:42):
I know, yes, all right, accepted Sheldon.

Speaker 12 (01:35:47):
Who is Danielle celebrity crush?

Speaker 8 (01:35:51):
Well?

Speaker 21 (01:35:51):
Actually I'm lucky I'm still around.

Speaker 49 (01:35:53):
She's got so many crushes, to be honest, but I
would say the biggest one is David Beckham.

Speaker 13 (01:36:00):
Oh yep, she does love him.

Speaker 12 (01:36:02):
Okay, what is Alex the weirdest thing that Elvis.

Speaker 13 (01:36:06):
Does, just one.

Speaker 21 (01:36:09):
Oh boy, these are hard.

Speaker 13 (01:36:13):
They put you on the spot.

Speaker 21 (01:36:16):
The weirdest thing that he does choose with his mouth open.

Speaker 5 (01:36:23):
He's always accusing me of doing that.

Speaker 21 (01:36:25):
No, he always does.

Speaker 28 (01:36:27):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (01:36:28):
See, now these are the questions that are going to
lead to divorce. I love it, Sheldon. For you, what
is the weirdest thing Danielle does?

Speaker 49 (01:36:36):
Well, she could probably uh moonlight at a symphony because
she's like the French horn section uh during the night
when she pauses gas so much.

Speaker 6 (01:36:44):
So I'm gonna say that.

Speaker 49 (01:36:47):
That's the weirdest thing that I have to deal with
on a regular nightly basis.

Speaker 13 (01:36:52):
She's gonna kill you.

Speaker 12 (01:36:53):
These are great, Okay, Alex, What date and where was
your first kiss with Elvis?

Speaker 21 (01:37:02):
I believe it was at Walker's Restaurant.

Speaker 13 (01:37:05):
Oh, you guys love that place. Do you remember when
it was?

Speaker 21 (01:37:11):
Jeez, it was during the winter and it was ten
years ago.

Speaker 13 (01:37:17):
Okay, cool, we'll take it.

Speaker 12 (01:37:19):
How about you, Sheldon, which date and where was your
first kiss with Danielle?

Speaker 49 (01:37:23):
Well, funny you asked, because it was actually because of Elvis.
It was our first date that Elvis set us up
on on a blind date, and it was on the
street in Broadway, right by the Lincoln Center.

Speaker 12 (01:37:37):
Oh all right, guys, last question. This is the one
that's going to be amazing, Alex. I need you to
imitate Elvis when he's mad at you.

Speaker 21 (01:37:50):
Oh Jesus, Alex, Oh you know what, Just go home,
Just go home. That's it.

Speaker 8 (01:37:55):
I'm done with you. I'm done with you.

Speaker 15 (01:38:00):
Hellas spot on.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
You gotta play that back for Elvis later.

Speaker 12 (01:38:05):
All right, and Sheldon, at your own risk, imitate what
Danielle sounds like when she's mad at you.

Speaker 11 (01:38:14):
That's not what you said.

Speaker 5 (01:38:15):
It was Tuesday.

Speaker 13 (01:38:17):
I said it up for tuesday, you said tuesday.

Speaker 28 (01:38:19):
Now you're changing it to Wednesday.

Speaker 21 (01:38:20):
You can't do this to me all the time.

Speaker 13 (01:38:27):
All right, let's bring him back, can you guys? Bring
him back in?

Speaker 21 (01:38:29):
Yeah, let me go get him.

Speaker 12 (01:38:34):
So the best part about that was like an one
hundred percent here Elvis and Danielle sounding like localos.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
Absolutely, I'll never admit it.

Speaker 13 (01:38:42):
I know how long do we think it's going to
take him to come back? That we should be vamping here?

Speaker 21 (01:38:48):
You all the way yelling Gary comes by Danielle.

Speaker 12 (01:38:52):
She says, on Elvis, did we win yet?

Speaker 13 (01:38:59):
We'll find out that.

Speaker 12 (01:39:01):
All right, guys, these these are pretty entertaining. We'll start
with you, Elvis.

Speaker 6 (01:39:04):
I'm told not to look at slack Is there something
in the slack room?

Speaker 13 (01:39:09):
Probably guess and answers?

Speaker 7 (01:39:10):
Ok okay, I have it off.

Speaker 12 (01:39:11):
Okay, don't answer. All right, So how we're going to
do this? Sheldon and Alex answered all the questions. Now,
Elvis and Danielle, you are going to try and guess
what their answers about you were?

Speaker 14 (01:39:22):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:39:23):
Okay, first question up.

Speaker 12 (01:39:26):
If stranded on a desert island with only one food,
what does Alex think Elvis will pick one food?

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:39:34):
Chicken palm?

Speaker 13 (01:39:35):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (01:39:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:39:39):
Hello, I.

Speaker 6 (01:39:42):
Gave you a single date.

Speaker 10 (01:39:44):
Okay, there's a lot of dings.

Speaker 12 (01:39:48):
Okay, all right, Danielle, what food does Sheldon think you
would choose if you're stranded on a desert island?

Speaker 11 (01:39:55):
Pizza?

Speaker 14 (01:39:57):
No, penn No.

Speaker 13 (01:40:04):
What you said?

Speaker 12 (01:40:06):
He said you would choose Nathan Nathan's hot dogs or during.

Speaker 13 (01:40:08):
The pandemic, maybe brownies? Okay, maybe brown No?

Speaker 6 (01:40:12):
No, And you know I know you better than your
own husband. I know that you would Nathan.

Speaker 11 (01:40:19):
I don't mean Nathan's hot dogs that often.

Speaker 49 (01:40:21):
I'm packing my suitcase.

Speaker 13 (01:40:25):
All right, Next.

Speaker 12 (01:40:26):
Question, Elvis, who does Alex think your celebrity crush is.

Speaker 13 (01:40:31):
Tough one?

Speaker 6 (01:40:33):
Just like a celebrity crush?

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:40:38):
Hemsworth? What's his name? Not Hemsworth?

Speaker 11 (01:40:40):
Bromsworth, Chris, Chris?

Speaker 6 (01:40:43):
Sorry, sorry, my.

Speaker 13 (01:40:47):
Celebrity crushes, he guessed cord Over Street.

Speaker 6 (01:40:52):
Oh he doesn't have nice look. Yeah he's got those
got those lips?

Speaker 21 (01:41:01):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:41:04):
Sorry?

Speaker 12 (01:41:05):
All right, Danielle, who does Sheldon think your celebrity crushes?

Speaker 11 (01:41:07):
I'm gonna go with David Beckham.

Speaker 8 (01:41:09):
Yes, yeah, he does know you.

Speaker 28 (01:41:14):
Yes he does.

Speaker 12 (01:41:16):
All right, Elvis, what is the weirdest thing that Alex
says you do?

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
The weirdest thing that you think I do?

Speaker 14 (01:41:28):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:41:31):
Weird?

Speaker 7 (01:41:32):
What do you mean by weird?

Speaker 12 (01:41:35):
I mean I'll give you a hint. I'll give both
of you a hint. Maybe A heard it was annoying
or embarrassing.

Speaker 8 (01:41:41):
Maybe oh that.

Speaker 6 (01:41:42):
Was more like, oh I spent too much money, I
shopped too much for shoes and stuff like that. More
embarrassing than that.

Speaker 55 (01:41:50):
You always chew with your mouth open, and then you
make these noises like I do not.

Speaker 21 (01:41:57):
When you call me on the phone food, Well, he
talks and it's like I do eat?

Speaker 6 (01:42:03):
What I call him.

Speaker 7 (01:42:05):
Okay, I do that.

Speaker 6 (01:42:06):
We annoys it all right, all right, so I'm not
the only one that does that. Okay, No, next, I think, wait,
I think mine to do with farting, minas to do
with farting.

Speaker 11 (01:42:22):
I don't know which where it is, if.

Speaker 10 (01:42:24):
It's sleeping farting or if it's just random farting during
the day.

Speaker 6 (01:42:31):
She farted that much?

Speaker 49 (01:42:33):
Yes, I told him that you could have substituted for
a French horn section at night.

Speaker 6 (01:42:38):
So, yes, she's a she's a brass instrument. Yes she plays.
She plays the trumpet.

Speaker 13 (01:42:49):
Trumpet.

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
Who's winning?

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:42:52):
So far Danielle and Sheldon are up by one.

Speaker 6 (01:42:56):
I'm rooting for them to win. I hope they win.

Speaker 12 (01:42:59):
Okay, this was a tougher one. Which date and where
was your first kiss with Alex?

Speaker 39 (01:43:06):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:43:06):
It was at the Fountain Blue Hotel in Miami.

Speaker 9 (01:43:10):
Wow, that was the first kiss.

Speaker 6 (01:43:18):
So where was it?

Speaker 21 (01:43:20):
I thought it was at Walkers Walkers.

Speaker 7 (01:43:23):
We kissed at Walkers.

Speaker 21 (01:43:24):
Yeah, after a couple of drinks and you de started
to get a little frisky.

Speaker 12 (01:43:29):
Okay, all right, I think ours.

Speaker 10 (01:43:35):
I'm pretty sure it was after we were at a
bar talking for a lot during the night, and then
we went and we went for a walk in New
York City and I think we were outside of a school.
I think the two of us, right, it was like
it was definitely a New York City outside of a building.

Speaker 36 (01:43:49):
What oh, what do you say?

Speaker 49 (01:43:54):
It was on Broadway, New York City inside Yeah, after
after dinner. Actually it was the dinner from yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:44:00):
But we were his answer.

Speaker 10 (01:44:02):
We were at the bar talking for like hours after that,
remember they were and we went we went out on
our but we went on our own after.

Speaker 11 (01:44:10):
That for hours.

Speaker 49 (01:44:11):
The question was yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 14 (01:44:17):
Count that counts on Broadway, Sheldon said on Broadway.

Speaker 7 (01:44:23):
This is this the worst game ever ever.

Speaker 13 (01:44:26):
This is a stupid game.

Speaker 11 (01:44:27):
This is a numb ass game.

Speaker 12 (01:44:30):
Was the last one, because this one's classic. I asked
Elvis to do or I asked Alex to do an
impersonation of Elvis when he's angry.

Speaker 13 (01:44:38):
What does that sound like?

Speaker 6 (01:44:41):
What do you mean you definitely have to grit your
teeth and go like that? Is that what he did?

Speaker 8 (01:44:48):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:44:49):
He was close.

Speaker 15 (01:44:49):
Yes, you do it again, do it again?

Speaker 21 (01:44:54):
Well, I don't know if I could do it again,
because he's ready here.

Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
That's it, Alex Alex. You know what, just go home,
Just go home with you.

Speaker 8 (01:45:06):
Just go home.

Speaker 21 (01:45:07):
We have a match.

Speaker 6 (01:45:08):
So excited, all right?

Speaker 12 (01:45:09):
Last one, Danielle. What does Sheldon think you sound like
when you're mad?

Speaker 13 (01:45:13):
I think I'm just very loud.

Speaker 8 (01:45:14):
I'm like, what are you doing?

Speaker 13 (01:45:16):
Doing this like that?

Speaker 5 (01:45:20):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (01:45:21):
That's pretty good? Let me hear Sheldon. Sheldon be Danielle
when she's mad? Can you just not.

Speaker 43 (01:45:31):
Leave your socks over there?

Speaker 47 (01:45:32):
Can you pick this ap?

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
Well?

Speaker 49 (01:45:33):
You did go and take that recycling out?

Speaker 28 (01:45:36):
Just doing now.

Speaker 13 (01:45:37):
I don't have any time.

Speaker 52 (01:45:37):
I'm gonna come.

Speaker 6 (01:45:38):
Back on you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:45:43):
Congratulations, Sheldon.

Speaker 8 (01:45:45):
Danielle.

Speaker 12 (01:45:47):
Do okay, we said, Alex, Alex, you can go yourself.

Speaker 24 (01:45:54):
Hey, this is Taylor Slith.

Speaker 35 (01:45:57):
Hi, this is Harry.

Speaker 41 (01:45:59):
This is Down.

Speaker 52 (01:46:00):
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Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:46:19):
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Speaker 25 (01:50:30):
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Speaker 5 (01:50:42):
Maybe you should ask her why she phone dapped you.

Speaker 16 (01:50:46):
Hey, Patrick, my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:50:51):
And your girlfriend, Giselle is playing a joke on you.

Speaker 56 (01:50:54):
My god, maybe thought we got good my god, Oh my,
you are kill it's a radio prank.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
You have phone tap?

Speaker 43 (01:51:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 25 (01:51:10):
Yeah, I gets what you're getting for Christmas.

Speaker 17 (01:51:13):
What they're gonna get a lot of auburnd cog.

Speaker 2 (01:51:16):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:51:20):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 23 (01:51:23):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:51:38):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:51:42):
You know we were talking earlier about going on to
like say yelp or wherever to great a restaurant or
you know how it is, a lot of restaurants get
pissed off, and I don't blame them. People only go
to Yelp or Google reviews, whatever, just to complain. You
rarely see some would go on and giving five stars,
going yes, fantastic. You know they're not doing that Dale

(01:52:05):
Carnegie thing where you catch someone doing something right. And
you should when you can. I mean with for every
one star or two star you give any business, you
should be you should be willing to give a five
star for the ones that make you happy.

Speaker 7 (01:52:18):
Is that a good deal?

Speaker 12 (01:52:21):
And you people just don't have that same thing inside
them when they're happy to go spread it as much
as when you're angry about something and you're like, oh
this is happening, I'm gonna be mad.

Speaker 6 (01:52:31):
But you know, everyone's play. You'll go to a restaurant,
you'll experience something and they'll ask you, hey, would you
mind would you mind going on and just like giving
us a good review if you liked what you had,
And so I don't. I don't mind them asking for
that because it's kind of the way of the world,
is it not. I love it.

Speaker 10 (01:52:44):
We did this at Northstomb rac or one of those places.
The guy who runs the dressing room, he's always looking
for you to like give him a good review because
then I think they get like little perks here and there.
So he's the nicest guy. So every time I see him,
I'm like, I'm gonna go give you a review. He's
so excited because then when you come back, he's like, guess.

Speaker 11 (01:53:03):
What I did it.

Speaker 10 (01:53:04):
I got enough good reviews and I did really well.
He gets so excited. It's the best thing ever to
make someone feel good like that.

Speaker 13 (01:53:10):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:53:10):
Well, I know, but if he had been awful at
his job, you wouldn't have done it. You're not exactly.
So he deserved it. He deserved it. But what about Look,
you know, we all get reviewed in one way or another,
doing different things in business and whatever. You get all
these five or four star reviews who love it, love it,
love it, love it, and then you get that one
one star. You're like, oh yes, and.

Speaker 13 (01:53:32):
We obsessed about that one star.

Speaker 6 (01:53:34):
It's yeah, just one one star review.

Speaker 13 (01:53:36):
Yeah, I'm still guilty of it.

Speaker 7 (01:53:38):
Are you really talking about it?

Speaker 4 (01:53:39):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:53:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:53:40):
No, I mean so if we if I post something
on let's say Instagram and there are five hundred very nice, supportive,
loving comments. I'm like, oh, thank you, I'll give it
a little heart, right, thanks. If there's one comment of
somebody saying something really crappy, that one will stick with me.
And I don't know why, because it's so stupid. There
are so many more outweigh it. Why am I focused

(01:54:02):
on this one little turd who obviously wants you to
be bothered by it? Which is also why I've turned
my page into a dictatorship not a democracy exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:54:09):
And I ever since you introduced that concept to us,
I've been following along as well. Yeah, but here's the
thing that one star person, You're probably never ever going
to win them over ever, right, so you must just
flick them like a flea off your hand.

Speaker 5 (01:54:27):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (01:54:27):
I always try to think of it like this, like
something's really wrong in their world, and instead of trying
to get angry at them, I try to kind of
feel bad for them in the way, because nobody would
treat another person that way or say something like that
unless there was something inside them. I think that wasn't right.
There's something they're going.

Speaker 6 (01:54:45):
Yeah, but Danielle, it's not always them having issues it's
also they just don't like you. They don't like they
don't like this, they don't like the product that you're giving.

Speaker 7 (01:54:55):
They don't like it. It's not for them.

Speaker 10 (01:54:57):
I still don't think people will say something that mean
if there wasn't something wrong or going on or something something.

Speaker 13 (01:55:04):
There's a challenge of some kind turdy they have like third.

Speaker 12 (01:55:07):
DNA, and they are very very apt to go and
say something when they're behind a keyboard that they would
say your face and specifically with us in this business.
It could just be that someone just doesn't like you
and that's it. They might be totally fun exactly, but
they don't like you.

Speaker 6 (01:55:20):
You guys, you're missing something. You guys are missing something.
You're missing something. That's the whole point of having reviews. Look,
if you can give me a one star review, but
be nice about it, that's totally different than being just
a big jackass about it, right, constructive. If they came on,
if they came on and said, hey, your show, you know,
I don't like you know the raunchy talk. It sounds

(01:55:42):
like you guys are having fun, it's just not for me,
and they give us one star. Okay, But if they
come on and start like doing what Danielle is saying,
like being a jerk about it and trying to insult you.
That's a whole other thing.

Speaker 10 (01:55:54):
Don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:55:55):
Just be nice, right, be nice and give us.

Speaker 13 (01:55:57):
One star, give us a five, give us a five.

Speaker 6 (01:56:00):
Totally fine, totally fine.

Speaker 7 (01:56:02):
Hey, another question, Do any of you have a cake
in the house right now?

Speaker 13 (01:56:07):
I wish it wouldn't last long?

Speaker 6 (01:56:09):
No, no, really no, I don't. Why why do most
of us only have a cake in order to celebrate something?

Speaker 7 (01:56:15):
There's never like a cake in the house.

Speaker 12 (01:56:17):
There really is, because I think because it's so decadent
and luxurious and just not something I mean. And they
never really come in like an individual like a cupcake,
shore the whole cake.

Speaker 14 (01:56:30):
Nothing but cakes. Now they have little like individual buttlets, buns, bunlets,
or even they have small bus Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:56:38):
My god, wait it's called nothing but buns.

Speaker 7 (01:56:41):
Is this a store?

Speaker 6 (01:56:42):
Nothing nothings, nothing, bunt cakes.

Speaker 10 (01:56:45):
And let me tell you, the cream cheese frosting is
the Oh my gosh, it's ridiculous thing I've ever tasted
in my life.

Speaker 7 (01:56:51):
Wait, hold on.

Speaker 6 (01:56:52):
Nothing, hold on nothing, bunt cakes.

Speaker 7 (01:56:55):
I gotta fight.

Speaker 8 (01:56:57):
Cakes.

Speaker 14 (01:56:58):
And they come in three sizes. There's a big size.
You can get a double decker if you would like
for a big Oh my god, that's a lot of bunny.
Can get a buntlet, which is a single person, or
you can get a bunteni, which is a really small
cakes which are so delicious.

Speaker 6 (01:57:11):
You are by the way, guys, guys, keep in mind,
no one's paying for this. We're saying it because obviously
they love nothing buned cakes. All right, but why do
we need a special occasion to buy a cake? That's
my point. I mean, once you realize.

Speaker 15 (01:57:24):
Hake is celebratory food, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:57:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:57:28):
My thing is I live by myself. If I brought
a cake home, that is just gluttonous.

Speaker 15 (01:57:34):
I'll eat me.

Speaker 5 (01:57:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:57:36):
Maybe those buntinis is.

Speaker 6 (01:57:37):
What you hey, Nate, what you got? Oh okay, well,
hang on, it's just a live show with time ticking.

Speaker 13 (01:57:46):
Wait, do you have a cake in your house?

Speaker 6 (01:57:48):
I don't, but I'm feeling like I wish I had
a cake in my house.

Speaker 7 (01:57:51):
But you know what, if you're alone in the.

Speaker 6 (01:57:53):
House a lot, maybe having a cake in the house
is very dangerous because the cake will leave the house
in the form of eating it.

Speaker 12 (01:57:58):
And there's nothing worse than trying to get it cake
in the middle of the night that has one of
those like plastic covers, and it is the loudest thing
that has ever existed in the middle of the night
while you're trying to get it.

Speaker 6 (01:58:08):
The whole world here's you digging into the cake. Now, Nate,
what do you have? I can't hear Nate. Can you
turn his mic on? Oh my god, I need to
make Sarah left a review for her mailman. Oh you did.
Let's go talk to Sarah. Let's see how that worked. Hello, Sarah, Hi,
how are you?

Speaker 7 (01:58:25):
I'm great?

Speaker 6 (01:58:26):
So where okay, where did you leave? Where? Where does
one leave a review for their delivery person, their carrier?

Speaker 28 (01:58:34):
Well, so, my mailman his name is Brian. He's awesome.
He literally comes to my house at like almost every
day to pick up packages for my small business. And
for Christmas time, I.

Speaker 29 (01:58:45):
Will left to give him a you know, a gift card,
and he refused to take it from me.

Speaker 28 (01:58:50):
He's like, you're have a small family. He sees my
kids in the window.

Speaker 29 (01:58:55):
He's like, I can't accept it from you, like please,
just happy holidays.

Speaker 28 (01:58:59):
So I was so shocked by in a maze by
his how he was talking to me. I went right.

Speaker 29 (01:59:05):
Onto the UPS, the USPS website, and I did like
a contact US thing, and I first.

Speaker 28 (01:59:14):
Off, it only allows you to do a negative thing.
But I finally got it through and they sent a
message saying thank you so much for my mailman, and
it actually did get back to him.

Speaker 29 (01:59:24):
Well, say back to my door one day to say
thank you, Sarah.

Speaker 6 (01:59:27):
Wait, hold on, they only give you an option to
complains on the USPS website.

Speaker 28 (01:59:34):
There was no way.

Speaker 29 (01:59:35):
To send a message saying how thankful you are for
your mail man.

Speaker 8 (01:59:40):
I don't think that's not good.

Speaker 29 (01:59:43):
Yeah, but I did get back to him, and the
postmaster messaged me.

Speaker 28 (01:59:48):
And they said, thank you so much. We're going to
make sure we get that message to him.

Speaker 29 (01:59:51):
I don't know if he got anything out of it,
but he did. Uh, he did get it because he
did knock on my door to say thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:00:00):
That's good.

Speaker 6 (02:00:00):
Okay, Well that's good. Well look, yeah, that's weird. I
mean they should give you an option to say, yes,
great carrier here love Brian. All right, Well, look so
I guess in this day and age, you should be
able to leave a review about anything anywhere. You know's
Google has a lot of review space, and of course
Yelp as well, and then you see that, you know, Sarah,

(02:00:22):
sometimes you see Yelp reviews for a restaurant, you kind
of wonder if they're padded? Are they real? You know,
I don't know, we'll see.

Speaker 28 (02:00:30):
I mean, I have a small business, so word of mouth.

Speaker 29 (02:00:32):
So when people say good things about me, like, I'm
super thankful, so like I felt like it was the only,
like the best way to do it, especially when he's
the one picking up packages from me.

Speaker 6 (02:00:42):
There you go, Sarah, thank you very much. What's up? Gandhi?

Speaker 13 (02:00:45):
So reviewing everything.

Speaker 12 (02:00:46):
I don't know if you guys watched Black Mirror, but
there's an episode called nose Dive where you can basically
review people as soon as you need them. So somebody
bumps into you on the street two stars, I hate you,
uh huh, And that becomes your social currency of what
your life is going to be like based on how
everybody else reviews you.

Speaker 13 (02:01:03):
And that thought is terrifying. And I feel like we're
very close.

Speaker 6 (02:01:05):
To Yeah, I hope we're not that close to it,
because you know, when you have a bunch of weirdo
weirdo misfits out there rating people for all the wrong reasons,
and that's that's controlling you and your destiny. No, thank you.
I think we're all smart enough to see through review
through reviews, aren't you? I mean, do you when you

(02:01:26):
go to Amazon? Do you automatically always go to the
top reviewed thing and say this is the one I'm
ordering it and just move on.

Speaker 13 (02:01:31):
I actually do that a lot.

Speaker 12 (02:01:33):
I do look at the reviews of and I look
at when people post pictures of what something actually looked
like on their body.

Speaker 13 (02:01:38):
I like to look at that too.

Speaker 10 (02:01:40):
I don't trust it though sometimes I sometimes I really
think that it's not They're not real, Like I'm is
this a friend of theirs putting up this review?

Speaker 6 (02:01:48):
Is this like it's research? You know, you can't take
it all literally. You have to take it, well, this
is one review. It's not all reviews, So I don't know.

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Speaker 2 (02:02:02):
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Speaker 15 (02:02:03):
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Speaker 4 (02:02:04):
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Speaker 2 (02:02:04):
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Speaker 5 (02:02:05):
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If you are, here's a song that you might like driving.

Speaker 32 (02:02:10):
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