FULL SHOW: The Day We Stepped in Cat Vomit

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oat breakfast, off my boots.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You will never not be relevant.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I wish I.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Could just complete a sentence. You're getting a kid.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
It was just down my shirt.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
It wasn't that scandin no sexual desire right now at all?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, God, that was crossing.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
This is Elvis d Warn in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
This is Tuesday, March fourth. I can't believe it's already March.

Speaker 7 (00:32):
I know March.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Anyway, Welcome today. Hi Danielle, Hello Gandhi, Hello Scarty, Hello
your Nate. What's the general's favorite day of the year,
March fourth? Yeah, heyrog, you have a feeling. Good morning.

Speaker 7 (00:50):
I'm good. Let's just move on. Hey, the producer Sam's here?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
My name?

Speaker 7 (00:53):
I see Scottie be over.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
There in the morning Diamond, dim, good morning. Looking for
a first caller of the day. Garretts walking around? I
saw Andrew, I saw.

Speaker 8 (01:02):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
Do you say hi to Danielle? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Everyone? Yeah, just say hello to Snoop dog.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Grandpa Snoop.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, he's a grandpa.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
That's what and juice can bring into your life.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Anyway, Welcome to the day. Do you have any guests
today that I can't believe you failed that. Vanna White
is on the show today.

Speaker 7 (01:28):
I feel like the rooms were just filled with pot smoke.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Hey, Welcome to the day. Yes it's true. Vanna White
will be here in just a little while. How long
until Vana White is here? Roughly two hours? Bring me
Vana White. Welcome to Tuesday. Let's go talk to Our
first call of the day is Megan.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Hi.

Speaker 9 (01:51):
Megan Hi, Elvis, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
So what about your husband did you want.

Speaker 8 (01:57):
To tell us?

Speaker 10 (01:59):
Oh, he was trying call for months to get me
in Alvis Terrand hoodie for Christmas, and he didn't really
have any.

Speaker 8 (02:06):
Luck with that.

Speaker 10 (02:07):
But he ends up finding this shirt that I'm not
sure it's actually some you guys. It says it seems
like it's a twenty fifth anniversary shirt that has a
guy with a guitar on it.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh, yeah, that is That is actually from nineteen ninety something.
That's when I used to do the afternoon show here
at Z one hundred. Oh it's yeah, that's me when
I'm a skinny guitar. Those are collector's items. Well, I mean,
you know, like four dollars. You go, well, you know what,

(02:39):
let's let's send her something from today.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
But you know what, what I was digging through my things.
You know what I found? And Elvis Duran in the
Morning show umbrella those haven't been made in years, talk
about collectors items. I could put that on youbing get
three hundred dollars.

Speaker 11 (02:54):
Why are you giving that away?

Speaker 12 (02:56):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Megan sounds like a very deserving person.

Speaker 7 (02:59):
Hold on second, no fence, But brother's early on that.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Sexy hoodies are sexy?

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Okay, fine, all right, okay, I tell you what, Megan.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Do you want a hoodie or do you want an umbrella?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (03:11):
I love that Nate is thinking about something vintage. But
I'm in Maine and I could. I feel like I
could really rock that hoodie.

Speaker 8 (03:18):
And where is all right?

Speaker 7 (03:19):
We'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
If you ever take a trip to London where it
rains a lot, give you that from Broller because that's
sexy anyway.

Speaker 12 (03:27):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (03:28):
I've been listening since I was in grad school.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
You got me through some rough time.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
Well you made it through.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
What are you doing now, Megan?

Speaker 10 (03:34):
I am a dietician.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Oh God, we could use you here.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Nate needs you the most. And the man's running on sugar.

Speaker 13 (03:42):
Toy.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Seven minutes into the show, he's had three pieces of candy.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, ten minutes, I'll have four.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
He's free.

Speaker 10 (03:50):
Basically that protein in the morning, you.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Get that protein in there. Hey, Megan, thank you for listening,
and you tell your husband he can stop trying. We're
going to send you a new hoodie. It's all your.

Speaker 10 (04:00):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 13 (04:01):
I love you, guys, we love you more.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Hold on, Megan, there you go. Yeah, that old Elvis DuRane.
But you remember those shirts. Those are old. Oh yeah, but
they brought the logo back and reprinted them. But they're
not worth much really, if you think about it. Froggy,
we've got two days toil food news. Are you starting
to work on it? Starting to craft your countdown?

Speaker 14 (04:21):
Oh yeah, it's funny. I thought of something so when
she was on the phone. She's a nutriti or dietitian.
So I found a countdown yesterday of the worst foods
on the planet, and I realized that I ate out
of ten.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
Okay, he guys, one of the guests. It's going to
ruin your countdown. Okay, I mean it will, but yeah,
I can find something. Oh no, no, no, no, don't don't run it.
I'm assuming.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, well, you know they tell us what not to eat,
stuff with the preservative, stuff with it's like fried.

Speaker 11 (04:48):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
I saw a cookie that they tried to blast with
a blow torch that didn't burn after like thirty seconds
of the blow torch on said cookie. I love those cookies.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
There ASBESTUS wafers.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
They just fought back. They're firefighters.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
It was crazy they fight back. It's not good if
your cookie fight's back. No, unless it's an animal cook Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Maybe, I think for Froggy it's definitely. Soda is definitely
on this list.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh yeah, you're gonna start busting this list.

Speaker 7 (05:18):
Yeah right, meat is right mean on there. No, it
actually wasn't. Actually wow, I bet, I bet potato chips
are on there.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Oh they might be.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
All right, let's move while.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Let's move on. Let's move on. This is a taste
of Froggy's Food News countdown coming up on Thursday.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
Let's get into the three things we need to know, Gandhi,
what's going on?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
President Trump's twenty five percent tariffs on goods from Mexico
and Canada are now in effect. Canada says it will
impose retaliatory twenty five percent tariffs one hundred billion dollars
of US goods. Trump also imposed another ten percent tariff
on Chinese imports in addition to ten percent tariffs enacted
last month. Beijing also responded with retaliatory tariffs on US
food and agriculture products. Economists predict American importers will pass

(05:58):
along the cost of tariffs to consumers and expect inflation
to rise a bit.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
He does see something about the President of trying to
move into this getting rid of the time change and
that kind of stuff, their savings time.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I feel like I have seen this report, and we've
seen it before as well, right, so we'll see if
it ever happens, maybe that'll be a good thing.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
It's just a story that kind of raps every two years.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
How they hit the button. Now's the time release the story.
A large storm system is set to bring blizzard conditions
impossible tornadoes to different parts of the country this week.
Severe weather will be present in the South into the
morning hours, bringing damaging winds with a chance of tornadoes
from Dallas to Oklahoma City. Several tornado warnings were issued
across Oklahoma as severe thunderstorms moved across the state last night.

(06:42):
Some of the storms produced hail and winds gusting up
to seventy miles per hour.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Has that daylight savings time story come out yet?

Speaker 11 (06:49):
Well, I'll let me double check.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Hold on, I'm just asking because you know that's this Sunday.
You know, do we move our clocks this Sunday alone?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
As of now we're supposed to?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yes, yes, yes, Oh that's so exciting. Oh, but we
lose the thing.

Speaker 8 (07:01):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
And finally, we were all talking about this yesterday and
now Hulu's talking to They say a technical issue is
to blame for subscribers missing out On the end of
Sunday's Academy Awards. The Disney owned Services stream ended before
the oscars for Best Actors and Best Picture were handed out.
Viewers like me posted pictures of their screens on social
media showing a message from Hulu saying that the event

(07:23):
had ended. And earlier glitch also caused issues for some
viewers at the start of the show. Unfortunately, this was
the first ever's ever Oscars to be live streamed. People
missed the beginning and the end. So next year we're
gonna do better. And those are your three things?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Back to the drawing board. Ye, how about now that
daylight savings story.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
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Speaker 6 (07:47):
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Speaker 3 (08:34):
All This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Hey, it's Fat Tuesday.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
It's also Pancake Tuesday, the official pancake day.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Shrove Tuesday and Shrove Tuesday, anyway, so get some pancakes,
get fat and shrove away.

Speaker 11 (08:53):
How do I strove?

Speaker 15 (08:54):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Okay, can you look at a shrove? It's Srove Tuesday.
We love Shrove Tuesday. What's a shrove? I hope I'm
not being disrespectful? Is it a religious thing?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Is a religious.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
A final day of Shrove Tide watching the end of
pre Lent because Lent begins the following day.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
All right, so there you go. Now, you know, let's
go back to fat Tuesday. Uh. Is anyone going down
to Martin Grao anyone? I love Martin Grals. I've got
video of me at Marty Grass.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
I would love to see that. Never did you get
a lot of.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Be I bought up all the copies. I heard about
that at the peep at the peep show store.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Interesting. This year is supposed to be a complete wash
out of Marty gral The weather is supposed to be
pretty terrible. Oh no, yeah, they're saying, come come on,
get wet and disgusting.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Well, let's you know what. That's what Bourbon Street and
the Quarter's all about.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Oh on the best day, you're gonna get what and discussed.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Yeah, and you're gonna stink.

Speaker 16 (09:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (09:53):
I heard on the news on the way in at
the Mayor of New Orleans, she's saying, I want him
to put the parade at six thirty eight. I am
just get ahead of the weather. So they're supposed to
be now.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
But you know, in New Orleans, parade is just the
rrupt out of nowhere. They just rolling anyway. Happy Patch
Tuesday producer Sam is here. Who are you doing your
horoscopes with.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
That little girl over there?

Speaker 16 (10:14):
Scotty Bee?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Oh, Scottie Bee, she is Hi, Scotty Powerful, Hi, Scotty Bee.
I don't have a body.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
Did you bring a big banana to swallow for big Gatty?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I got to i'd you like to watch?

Speaker 8 (10:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (10:26):
Sure, I'll hold let's go all right.

Speaker 18 (10:30):
If it's your birthday today, you share it with Brooklyn Beckham,
Draymond Green, and Catherine O'Hara Capricorn. Stop obsessing over the
what ifs and just trust what you've been.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
What can we get?

Speaker 7 (10:41):
I say something wrong happen?

Speaker 11 (10:42):
Sorry, it's not okay. I'm sorry because I think thank you.

Speaker 18 (10:47):
I heard I heard Diamond screaming from the Soundproof studio.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Diamond.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Hello, Yeah, that's your Scotti Bee.

Speaker 19 (10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (10:56):
He just needs to watch sports so that he knows these.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I don't watch any sports. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
When you talked about Brooklyn what's his name sports?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
That's David Beckham's. But when you said Brooklyn Beckham, then
Nate made this funny face. What I say wrong?

Speaker 15 (11:13):
You did?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
You made a funny face.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Do you not like brook There is a Brooklyn Beckham?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Did I have another stroke?

Speaker 21 (11:19):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Can we get this back on to Sorry Capricorny, Stop
obsessing over the what ifs and just trust what you're
being shown.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
Your day is a seven Aquarius.

Speaker 22 (11:31):
When the well is dry, we know the worth of
the water, so remember your value in all seasons.

Speaker 18 (11:35):
Your day's an eight Pisces. It's time to realign with
your intentions. No force can stop you when you believe
in yourself.

Speaker 22 (11:41):
Your day is a six Hey, Aries, take your power back.
Someone is making you feel lesser and it's more about
them than it is about you.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Your day's a six Taurus.

Speaker 18 (11:49):
New shifts in your life are triggering a huge change.
Have the courage to see it through.

Speaker 22 (11:53):
Your day's a ten Gemini. Allow yourself to take a
step back. You have to slow down mentally and see
where that takes you.

Speaker 18 (12:00):
I don't know about this one cancer. Fake it till
you make it. Confidence is enough to get you to
the other side. Be delusional. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 16 (12:07):
Good Luck Leo.

Speaker 22 (12:08):
Make yourself a priority and everything else will fall into place.
You've been giving so much lately. Your day's an eight Virgo.

Speaker 18 (12:14):
Your heart will not lead you astray. Take time to
indulge in activities that bring you joy. Your days of nine.

Speaker 22 (12:20):
Libra, you are blessed to have the support of many.
Take time to nurture the bonds that have survived the
test of time.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Your days of five Scorpio.

Speaker 18 (12:27):
Align your thoughts with your actions. Be clear of your
intentions before making moves. Your day is a nine.

Speaker 22 (12:33):
And finally, Sagittarius, keep moving forward even when it's difficult.
It's a time of character building. Your days and eight
and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Hey, so with daylight saving time clock changing happening this weekend? Yeah,
is there something we can do here on Tuesday leading
up to Sunday to start getting our bodies ready so
it's not such a shock when we do it early?

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Is it leave an hour early?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
What it is?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Because we're going ahead, right.

Speaker 7 (13:02):
So we need to go to bed earlier this week? Yeah, joh,
we should start.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
We should have started an hour ago.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh god, we're late already. We're already screwing this up.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
All right?

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Hey, Daniel, what do you have coming up?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
We don't talk about Dolly pardon her husband, passed away.
And also we want to talk about actors that get
paid a lot of money.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
Oh, there goes Elvis.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Elvis ter ran in the morning show, Elvister, I ran
in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I so this morning we walked into the coffee room
and Gandhi says, oh, by the way, I caught up
with White Lotus last night. I watched the episode four, Yes,
episode four, How was it? Well, I can't tell you
because then I'll spoil it. I said, what you can
tell me if it's good or bad?

Speaker 11 (13:46):
No, I was trying to be respectful.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Nate doesn't even like to be told of it if
I think it's good or bad.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
So I thought, okay, I haven't seen it, so we
really should stop talking.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
What is was saying if it's good or bad. That
doesn't ruin anything. Say it's good. You going with the
expectation that it's good, and if it's not good, you're
going to be disappointed with you that it was good.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
You get over it, Susan, And he's not saying.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Oh my gosh, it was the best thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
It's a show.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
We're expecting all of them to be good.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, I'm expecting that, But I like the little into
the surprise.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Please know though, that if NY had seen it, we
know all the details at this moment.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Yeah, this is true, you would know vague details.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah, but that's not fair because it's a moment if
we do that.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
But you a secret, you don't please, You don't.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
Ever secret.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
I don't even tell who if it was.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
Good or bad.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
I'm not telling.

Speaker 11 (14:41):
Okay, it's up to you guys to decide.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
No, Froggy, have you decided if you want to start
watching White Lotus or not.

Speaker 14 (14:46):
I watched the first series, the first season, and I
just it was it was a lot for me.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Okay, all right, No, it is a lot. It was stressful.
It definitely it is stressful, and it definitely has its
own pace.

Speaker 14 (14:56):
It's like I got enough stress going on in life.
I didn't need to watch something to give enough.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Chris, alright, I haven't even tried it yet. I haven't
even I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm gonna watch. I'm gonna watch today.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'm in excuse me, all right, I'm gonna do the
same thing because I can't have you guys talking about it.

Speaker 11 (15:14):
You have a day, you have a whole day to
watch it.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Kid, We didn't watch it?

Speaker 7 (15:18):
Yeah, what froggy? Did you see that? Scientifically, they said
you should give a show six wa.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's in my entertainment. I don't
steal your food news.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I never mind. Forget what I said you did early earlier.
You did steal some of the office food news list.
Never mind, So you owre one.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
I'll do that right now. Then, how's that?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I'll tell you what? Okay, couches places about to blow
up list it into the day.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
So there's a new study based on im dB ratings,
and they found that you should give a TV show
six episodes for it to get good. So some people
are saying that it took a while for like Seinfeld,
Breaking Bad, Fred All to get good, and they're probably
not wrong. They're they're you know, saying that Breaking Bed

(16:06):
is actually the number one and Doctor Who's number two.
That took the most for people to, you know, to
sit and watch. So I don't know, has that happened
to any of you where you started a show and
you I have no patience.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Six episodes is the way too long?

Speaker 20 (16:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
If the first episode doesn't like, suck me in, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, I go three, three, and.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Really, you'll give it three three. I usually give it
a couple one or two. Maybe frog never got good.

Speaker 14 (16:32):
I'm just gonna say that I'm like one and a
half too. If it didn't grab me by then on
my guard, I'm out.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Okay, all right? Well, how about actors that make a
lot of money for but it came out with their
list of the highest paid actors of twenty twenty four.
I'll give you the top five. Hugh Jackman is number
five fifty million bucks. Jerry Seinfeld is fourth with sixty million.
Kevin Hart made eighty one million, Ryan Reynolds eighty five million,
but coming in at number one is Dayne the Rock
Johnson eighty eight million dollars in twenty twenty four. Congratulations.

(17:00):
Adrian Brodie set the record for longest Oscar speech at
five minutes and forty seconds, but people are criticizing him
for something else was I actually thought it was kind
of cute and showed that they have a good relationship.
He took gum out of his mouth and tossed it
at his wife or his partner before you know, he
did his speech, and people have a problem with that,

(17:21):
saying that he shouldn't have tossed the gum to his
girlfriend or whatever.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
I thought it was kind of weird too, Yeah, you
thought you thought it was kind of cute.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
I was like, Oh, they have that kind of a relationship.
It's so cute.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Do you know who she is?

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Who knows?

Speaker 5 (17:33):
It's Harvey Weinstein's ex wife?

Speaker 15 (17:35):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Georgina Chapman.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Gosh okay?

Speaker 23 (17:38):
Well.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Songwriter Diane Warren tied the record for most Oscar nominations
without ever winning Sunday Night with her sixteenth loss. She's
got to win sometimes, she definitely has to. And Sean
Baker became the first filmmaker to win four Oscars for
the same movie writing, directing, editing, and producing. And that
would be anura. Have any of you seen it yet?
I know I want to see it this weekend. And

(17:59):
they are still saying that the Will Smith slap is
the most memorable Oscar moment of all times and that
it will probably never be topped. What do you think
of physical assault?

Speaker 11 (18:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:09):
And Chris Rock by the way, even though he was
the one slapped, isn't ruling not?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
You know?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Coming back to the Oscars, he may host again one day.
We'll see what happens. A world famous forensic pathologist is
thinking what I was thinking. Gene Hackman died from cardiac arrest,
and then his wife died trying to help him, like
she was trying to get the pills and she either
fell or she hit her head and then she suffered
a cardiac erect on her arrest on her own and

(18:34):
that's what happened. And that's what I was thinking. I
was like, either she was helping him or he was
helping her, and one of them fell in at their head,
Like I don't know who having a dog, So I was, Oh,
let me talk about the dog for a minute. So
the dogs are okay. The two dogs are okay. One
did pass away. It was locked in a kennel crate
and they said it likely perished of dehydration. Originally they
said it was a German shepherd, but they're saying now

(18:56):
was not a German shepherd. It was a different type
of a dog, just so you know. And on Monday evening,
Dolly Pardon's husband passed away. They were together almost sixty years.
Carl Thomas Dean, he was eighty two years old. He's
a little bit of a mystery. He kind of kept
out of the spotlight. But apparently when they met in
nineteen sixty four, the day she moved to Nashville, he

(19:18):
said it was love at first sight, and they started dating.
Then they eloped, and then yeah, he wound up in
the military, and they celebrated their fiftieth anniversary in twenty sixteen.
And unfortunately, you know he has.

Speaker 11 (19:30):
Now passed away.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
How what are we watching? Kitchen Nightmares? Deal or No
Deal Island and President Trump will address Congress tonight and
the first season finale of Paradise on Hulu. And that's
my Danielle Report.

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Speaker 2 (20:48):
Li's start it out with a call? What do you say?

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah, I hope the phones work?

Speaker 12 (20:51):
Me too.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
They never work. Go on line nineteen. Scary. Let's see
if Tim's there. Hello Tim, Hello, good morning lady.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
How are you.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Good morning lady?

Speaker 8 (21:04):
Lady?

Speaker 7 (21:05):
Hey so Tim, Oh lady, we saw your text message.
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
May I read it out loud?

Speaker 8 (21:12):
Absolutely?

Speaker 15 (21:12):
Lady?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yes, okay, good good morning. I stepped in a pile
of cat hairball vomit this morning as I stepped out
of bed. I'm on my way to work now and
have a report to at seven o'clock that I now
will have about twenty minutes to complete.

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Using chat GEPPT to get me through it.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh, that's good. You can use that, Isn't it okay
to use that?

Speaker 25 (21:32):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
It it depends on the situation.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I'm with, Gandhi, can we back up a little bit
why I want to know about this cat vomit? Did
you know it was there?

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Or what do you mean?

Speaker 8 (21:44):
No? No, let me let me. Let me actually back
up a little bit further from when I went to
bed and had nightmares all night long, like I was
trapped in the Night of the Museum movie, and I
kept waking up like you have those nightmares of those
dreams that are so real that you like wake up

(22:07):
out of the dead sleep and you have to wonder
was it really real or not?

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Right?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:11):
So hate those Yeah, yes, exactly. So that kept happening
all night long. I would wake up and freak out
and then get back to bed and my dream would
pick well, my nightmare would pick right back up where
it left off. So I yeah, it's great, you know,
Happy Monday to me. So I get up after my

(22:32):
last nightmare, I'm like, okay, I'm just getting up. I
got to get to work early anyway, try to finish
this report. How am I going to get it done? YadA, YadA, YadA.
I roll out of bed and feel that warm, squishy
substance under your foot that is like you're stepping on
a pile of noodles. And I'm still not awake, and

(22:59):
I'm like, what the hell is that? And I'm thinking, well,
maybe it's just part of the name there. Maybe I'm
really not awake yet.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
So I.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
Reached down and grab this conglomeration of hair and vomit
and cat spit up into my hand, make it to
the bathroom, flush it down the toilet, washing my feet.
So now I'm getting in the shower and I'm even
more stressed out because I had this report due I'm

(23:29):
having to spend ten extra minutes cleaning my carpet from
one of the cap vomited.

Speaker 13 (23:35):
And uh, it was there.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
It was everywhere.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I don't know if place said it wasn't. Tim Daniel
is she's throwing up in the trash car.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
I have cats, but I've never reached down to grab it. Almost.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
I'm telling you, I was not like I said. I wasn't.
Only I thought I was still maybe asleep, trapped in
this nightmare.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
But it wasn't a nightmare. If it's if it's hot
or warm cat hairball vomit you step on, or if
it's cold because it's been there all night.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
You know, I'm gonna say if it's worse, it's it's
hot or warm, because if it's cold, then you then
you had time to congeal a little bit.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
This is, you know, the worst is if they do
it in the place that you don't know the hairball
and you and you don't know they did it, and
you find it days later. It's this crusty thing.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
It's just there like well, now now that we've run
all of our listeners off, let's get back to the story.
So so now that you've tried to get yourself together
and you rush to work because you have this report due,
you decided to use chat GPT.

Speaker 15 (24:50):
I thought about it.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
I thought about it, and I was trying to look
up a company policy on using AI in our workplace,
and I couldn't quite nail it down. There is so
we have a pretty tight policy against it. The only
thing we're allowed to use is Microsoft co Pilot. And

(25:13):
that was that wasn't going to get me anywhere. I mean,
I thought if I had time to just you know,
maybe whip it up real quick on chat GPT. I
would it would save me, but I just said, hell
of it, And just I've been sitting down going through
it and sending off the emails of why hasn't this

(25:33):
been sent? Do you know this would do at seven am? Well, yeah, yes, yes,
I'm quite well aware of that.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Actually, I bet I bet Tim if you told them
the cat hairball vomit story, that would probably get you
buy you some time.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
Do you think you know in today's day and age,
that's got to be the substitute for the doggate the
homework I was, I mean, I don't know any other
way around it.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
How did you get through that?

Speaker 8 (26:01):
So I absolutely I pushed myself back from my desk
for a while and just started basically hysterically laughing, like comically,
like so overwhelmed. You know, it just becomes a comedy.
It becomes a sketch show at that point where you know,
you you reach and you grip and you call so

(26:24):
hard to you know, to do everything you've got to
get done, and then it just comes to a point
where I think you realize, hey, look, this isn't going
to happen, and like the comedian or the comedy part
in me takes over and it just makes me laugh.
And I've just been laughing like the last twenty minutes,
Like what a day. This is how it started, and

(26:46):
this is how it's going. I mean, I'm just ready
for the next big adventure today. I'm just going to
keep a smile on my face and try to roll
through it. That's all I can do.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, I guess, see, you just been the wheel of
bodily fluids, but you're gonna step on next, I guess.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
But I love that though. You know what, you do
have to just stop and laugh sometimes even if even
if there's blood spurting across the room and you've got
a juggular, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (27:11):
Sometimes Yeah, yeah, I mean sometimes it's just a mere
flesh loan exactly. I mean. You know, a great coworker
of mine told me and an awesome thing that we
actually posted in our cubicle of last week, and it
says our problems are only as big as we make them.

(27:35):
And I tell you, you know, I guess if stepping
on a cat hairball and being late on an expense
report is my biggest problem, it's not really that big
of a problem. Is it, you know, I mean first
world problems.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Actually, you know, I think it's it's an excellent way
of looking at it. I mean, shouldn't we all be
a little more like tim when we get pissed off,
we get pissed off at these little things? Yeah, gandhi
what I I We've all.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Had a pet and you hear that sound in the
middle of the night, and you shoot up the fact
that you did not wake up while the cat was
hairball puking next to you, signet like it's very serious
and points to the fact that your nightmare must have
been horrible. So you really did get screwed on like
every level this morning.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
Absolutely. I mean not only did I have the Mummy
attacking me, I had Dracula biting me. I had I
got stabbed by some sort of unicorn horn after uh,
the Mummy broke out of the tomb and knocked over
a big statue. It was crazy, It was crazy. It

(28:37):
was like this, follow my long you have.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Huge, wonderful dreams and nightmares. I want those Mine are
boring compared to your own drugs, you know, and.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
That's the that's the sad thing, you know, none unfortunately, No,
I mean I.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Do me a favor. Next next, next time you have
a morning like today, would you please text us again
because you're just a total joy to talk to.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
We love you, and I hope you have a great
day today.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
Absolutely, I'll do it. Thank you very much. You have
a great day as well.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
All right, let's hear it for Tim and his vomit
filled toes.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Sounds sort of sounds like Danielle though, okay, when she
starts to do that's what you're sounds.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Like until the night Danielle has been coughing up hairballs
all these years.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
You didn't sure it was actually a cat?

Speaker 26 (29:27):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Waking up in the morning?

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
You know, we have an ongoing problem with Nate and
his addiction to sugar. Yeah, and so as always we
have candy in the room. So god he tell everyone
what he just did.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Well before we came on air here Nate was whispering
like a crazy person to himself in the corner.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
I'm sick I had eight piece.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
He was looking at us insanely. It was not good.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
I should have never had those eighties.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Right, A little bit so Then he gets up and
walks over to the box and starts rummaging for a
ninth piece n chocolate. As he's walking by, Daniel grab
that from him. Nate spoo it out. Daniel smack it
out of his hands. Smack it out of his.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Hand, Danielle, what did you do?

Speaker 4 (30:23):
I didn't do anything because somebody yelled at us.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
I did in the room, Elvis, Nate looks like he
just did a rail of cocaine. Look he's biting his
let and you are a chocolate junkie. I'm a sugar junkie.
I'm sorry. If I was going over.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
There when the lines of blow, would you stop me?

Speaker 8 (30:42):
Or just yet?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I would take that shot out of your hand and
do it myself. But here's the thing, He's got to
make his own decisions. You can't. You're not gonna be
there all the time to slap it out of his hand.

Speaker 15 (30:56):
I understand that.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
But when we are here and he's already said that
he has an issue and he should be stopped, we
were trying to stop him, Yes.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
In front of me. No, not on my watch. Next
you know, next time, I'm gonna run over and I'm
gonna lick it.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
I would still eat it.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
You would eat it out of your mouth.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
That's a big box a candy.

Speaker 17 (31:22):
And they smell it smells amazing, the aroma of chocolate,
and especially with all different different kinds of nutclusters.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
He has to want to help himself. And you know
how that works.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Do you know what he did? And this is how
you know there's a serious addiction. Yesterday, when the box arrived,
we usually just leave food out.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
He takes it.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
No, Nate took it and hit it.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
So come back to his later, and let me tell you.
We got that box the day before. I said to Nate,
should we open this box now? Okay? He said no,
We're gonna keep it for a special occasion. Way, So
I took the box and I put it under my death.
The next day apparently a special occasion ended and why

(32:05):
and he says, hey, get the box of candy out.
He's like, oh, yeah, special, get that out.

Speaker 25 (32:13):
Get that.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
The special occasion was he fell off the wagon.

Speaker 13 (32:19):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
He's a wagon look up addiction. This is exactly what
this is.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
All right, Calm down, Mary, calm down. All right, Well,
let's keep an eye on that. Let's table that. Let's
just keep an eye on it. But I just I'm like,
you know, you know, back when I was really really overweight,
breakfast would arrive and I would pick up the breakfast
brino and have it up to my lips and Danielle
would say, that's right, do you really want to eat that?

Speaker 4 (32:44):
You asked us to do that, so if we I'm
just anyone to do that.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
I never ever did at one point.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
At one point you said, if you see me, you
know whatever, just try to reel me in.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
So we were like, all right, So.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
We would say something and you'd get mad. I'm like, well,
I'm not gonna real amen anymore.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Forget it. If you see something, say something right, unless
it's to me.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I don't know. I disagree with that.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
With her story, I don't remember. I don't remember asking
anyone for help. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you did anyway.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
So okay, we got to move on. There's a reason
why a Diamond's here other than the fact we love her. Diamond.
Gandhi said that you brought up this interesting, thought provoking
conversation topic.

Speaker 16 (33:25):
Yes, because she's an intellectual.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I love it, by the way, I love it, and
I've actually seen this in action before. But go ahead,
go ahead.

Speaker 20 (33:35):
So my question was because we came in at five
point thirty this morning, Danielle and I are complaining about
our lives, and I just thought to myself, like, would
you rather live the life that we're all living now
where you see how great life is or how great
life could be? You're around people who live extravagant lifestyles
if you don't live that life yourself, And would you

(33:58):
rather live that life where you're seeing that but you
have like a tendency to just complain about like bs,
nothing that really is life altering is going on in
our lives right now, so like we don't really have
much to complain about, but we really fixate on these
mint like little things. Or would you rather live a
life where you're just oblivious to everything. You are around

(34:21):
people who don't make as much, but you're fulfilled and
happy because you just think that this is the way
that life is, even though it's probably really hard for
them or you?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Whoever?

Speaker 20 (34:30):
Would you rather live that life where you're oblivious to
how hard your life actually is?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Which one would you rather do?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yea too, what I say, scary is already living a
life of obliviony.

Speaker 17 (34:44):
I do walk around aloof that's okay, But why would't
you want the finder things in life?

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Because you know you're.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Missing the finer things in life.

Speaker 16 (34:52):
We don't need them.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Okay, give me, Well, so you gave an example, Gandhi,
I guess when you're having this conversation with Diamond about
let's say a tribe living in Africa.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Yes, right, let's take it to the extremes, right, So
let's say that there is a tribe in Africa and
they spend every day hunting for food, growing their food,
getting their water, only hanging out with each other. And
that's the life they enjoy. They don't know that they're
missing out on Gucci, Fundy, Prada, social media, beer excess,
this extravagance that we all live. They're happy every day,

(35:24):
they're happy. That does seem like a better life. Yeah,
I know what we're doing right now.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
When you look at pictures, like you know how some
of these countries they still wear like little loincloth things
and that's all the guys wear and nobody blinks an
eye and that's their life. And like you said, they're
doing all these other things and they do have no idea,
And I go, wow, I go even though they're having
a hard life, they may not know it's a hard
life and that it's just to them this. They don't

(35:49):
miss those things, they don't need those things like to
feel that way must be it must be.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Amazing, right, Well, okay, I saw this in action when
Alex and I were in Africa in Tanzania several years ago.
Our friend Vienna said, Hey, there is a tribe here
that is welcoming to visitors, to people who are on safari,
and it actually would you like to go run with

(36:15):
them for the day? He said, it's eye opening. I
said yes, and I wish we could go do this,
and we may do this one day. I've always wanted
to take us all on safari. But listen, so we
met up with this safari. It took three translators to
be able to communicate with them. Wow, because that their
language is so far from ours, hours to so far

(36:38):
from them. But they're like, all right, let's go. So yes,
there was long clothage going on. Some of the women
were topless and with heather babies who were you know,
breastfeeding from time to time and this whatever.

Speaker 7 (36:51):
They don't care. They don't know what day of the
week it is.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
They don't care. So our first stop was this big
tree full of killer bees who were making they were
doing their honeycombs in the tree. They went to the tree,
they used this some sort of man made machete thing
to open up the bark. They built a fire using
sticks and they smoked these bees out as best as

(37:17):
they could and grabbed the honeycomb out and that was
their breakfast. And they passed it around and ate it
for breakfast. They shared it with us. One guy, the
guy with the largest, longest blowing cloth, he used a
gout stung. He was getting stung by these bees. That
would probably make us call the hospital. Next stop, the
women were foraging for plants and flowers they used that

(37:39):
were medicinal because one of their friends is about to
have a baby and they needed it to cut the pain.
And then we stopped and this one guy, I don't
know where we went blah blah blah blah whatever this
was language was. He pulled out a bowt and arrow
and boom right into the bushes next to a tree.
He hit a rabbit, killed a rabbit. It wasn't dead yet.
He pulled a rabbit out. He didn't we didn't see

(38:00):
the rabbit. He did because this is what he does
every day. The rabbit wasn't dead, so he put his
teeth around the rabbit's neck and killed it, put it
out of its misery. We then went and built a
big fire, built a fire, and while they were building
the fire, they were getting the rabbit ready to eat.
This was their lunch. Then they burned the fur off
of the rabbit. Then they used this machete thing to

(38:22):
scrape all the fur off. They pulled the meat out.
There was no salt, pepper, there was no hot sauce.
And this was their lunch. And this is what they
do every single day.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
My only question with this is if somebody gets really sick,
can they do They don't have access to any of
the medicines and stuff that we have, right they don't
want it.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
How is this a better life than findy Gucci product?
They don't know findy Gucci. They've seen cameras and phones
because they see it in our hands. But they we
asked them if they wanted to play with the like, No,
they're scared of it.

Speaker 17 (38:59):
That you described the primitive ways of likening on the.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Maria and they give him the point and diamond. Give
him the point we're trying to talk about here.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
If you don't know what you don't know, how do
you miss it? If they have never tasted salt or
pepper or flick seasoning, they don't miss it. If they're
not constantly worrying about keeping up with other people and
what will they think? How do they miss it? We've
created all these constructs to stress ourselves out, and based
on this conception of society and community that's telling us

(39:33):
what we should be doing.

Speaker 11 (39:34):
They don't have that.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
They're probably happier, they're probably mentally healthier. As far as
getting sick. I have a feeling they don't get the
same sicknesses because they're probably not around the same thing, and.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
They're if they're all just together, they're not bringing in
anything and exercising.

Speaker 11 (39:50):
They're exercising and scary.

Speaker 18 (39:52):
Could never go there to see it in action because
the cell phone wouldn't work and there's no way could
possibly be here.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
It does not work. The scary Do you do you
miss your children? I don't have any children exactly, so
how can you ever talk about what it's like having
a child and missing your child? Do you miss your
three hundred and foot three hundred and fifty foot yacht. No,
you never had one.

Speaker 22 (40:14):
Check me.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
It's a very stupid way of explaining it. But you
don't miss what you don't have. These people they don't
They don't even know what day of the week is.
They don't need to know. They don't need to know.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Ignorance really is bliss, and ignorance doesn't have to be
a bad thing. It's just I don't have that thing.
I don't know about that thing, so.

Speaker 16 (40:31):
I don't miss that thing.

Speaker 25 (40:32):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
I've read a quote. It's one of my favorites. It
says somewhere, some poor phoneless fool is probably sitting next
to a waterfall, totally unaware of how angry and scared
he's supposed to be.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
Yeah, oh wow, I love that's all.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Yeah, and I think that all the time, Like, yeah, man,
before all of this stuff, people might have been happier.
It was a simpler time. It's a good thing, diamond,
good thought provoker.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
My brother uses his phone to text and make phone calls.
He doesn't have any apps on it when.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
He is here.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
A couple of weeks ago, he showed me his screen
time seventeen minutes for the day.

Speaker 22 (41:05):
That was it.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
That's amazing.

Speaker 13 (41:06):
That was it, And that was.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Texting his daughters and texting his wife and making a
phone call.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
I tell you, when we're on vacation, sometimes I will
put it on the other side of the room and
not look at it all day. I won't turn on
the television. I will and then you don't know, like
the news, you know that you've missed or whatever. And
sometimes that feeling is amazing. It is the best. And
then when you turn it on and you have to
catch up, you go, oh gosh, why I turn it on?

Speaker 22 (41:34):
You know?

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Crazy?

Speaker 8 (41:36):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah again, Diamond, thank you and Gandhi, thanks for telling
us that Diamond brought that to you.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
He thought today.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Today.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Once in a while, I don't know time. It's like,
did you see what Teresa did?

Speaker 8 (41:53):
Fill in the bank.

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Speaker 2 (42:24):
All right, well, once again, we're a show that depends
on phones to work, and so we can talk to
listeners on their way to work, and then we can't
get our phones to work at all. Wait, this one
is raining, though, dude, someone's calling us this.

Speaker 25 (42:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Oh look the light works. Oh push the button, push
the butt?

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Oh god?

Speaker 13 (42:43):
Oh all right, did they win the contest?

Speaker 7 (42:45):
No, I'm sorry, we're not having a contest right now.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Try back, ton't worry.

Speaker 12 (42:49):
You know what, I've never had somebody answer the phone
when I've called in maybe twenty years.

Speaker 8 (42:54):
So here we are.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Well, we're all here.

Speaker 7 (42:57):
The whole Morning Show decided to answer a phone.

Speaker 16 (43:00):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
Hello, Hello, I wish we were having I'd give you something.

Speaker 13 (43:08):
Thank you real. I don't know if it's a I
are actually a real? What your favorite color.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Blue? I'm in wait.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Joseph, Joseph, It's Elvis and Gandhi and Danielle and Scary
and everybody. We're having phone issues today. And Scary said, oh, look,
there's a phone ringing. Let's see if it works. And
you were there, you know who's meant to be.

Speaker 13 (43:38):
I was listening to some youth gifts today.

Speaker 12 (43:40):
What are your thoughts on Dua Lippa coming out with
that Houdini song and then Abracadabra.

Speaker 13 (43:47):
Sort of that punched back from Lady Ghanka.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
I know it says like a magician's nightmare.

Speaker 13 (43:53):
Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. I like I
liked the Lady Gaga song better.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Now Caro magic, it could get real weird.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah, yeah, we got a lot of magic going on.
We need a song about selling people in half, then
I'll be totally.

Speaker 13 (44:07):
You still give out one hundred dollars of a bumper
sticker one with that?

Speaker 5 (44:12):
What year is that?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Oh my god? They don't even have bumpers on cars anymore,
do they. I know that was like nineteen ninety one
or three or something like that.

Speaker 12 (44:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I have a question.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Is there anything you'd like us to change about the
show since we got you?

Speaker 21 (44:25):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 12 (44:29):
I think I was listening to something and Elvis could
have taken a conversation a little bit more, and I
forgot the person you shut down, But you just you
just didn't want to talk about that particular subject.

Speaker 13 (44:43):
I wonder what it was and whatever it was whatever
some nonsense. But but you know, the like I used
to listen to Howard Stern when he was on K Rock,
so that was a long time ago. But just like
the way they I think you could have pulled that
out a little more.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
But I love the energy and I love that.

Speaker 13 (45:02):
I can't believe the answer of the phone. I I
no one's gonna believe me.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
It's a strange day, and it is not AI at all.
There's no intelligence at all going on. Especially.

Speaker 7 (45:16):
Look, we've got to run now, we've got to fix
our phones.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
But thank you so much for talking with us. This
was a accidental meeting.

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You take care.

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phone to sell him something anything. Later in the call,
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Speaker 4 (47:36):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (47:36):
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Speaker 25 (47:40):
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Speaker 25 (48:00):
Listen, you call myself phone at sixty cents a minute.
It's cost me enough.

Speaker 16 (48:04):
I'm not interested.

Speaker 17 (48:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
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we can give this too?

Speaker 8 (48:09):
I said, I'm not interested.

Speaker 25 (48:11):
That is your problem?

Speaker 11 (48:12):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 17 (48:14):
Is there killing me?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (48:19):
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EVD Jesus Christ.

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I don't care.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
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Speaker 25 (48:37):
Listen, I don't call who is free?

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I don't want it?

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Sir.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
We will give you half off the price right now?

Speaker 25 (48:42):
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Speaker 7 (48:51):
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You think that I don't have firm arms and shapely shoulders.

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Speaker 2 (49:16):
Sirs.

Speaker 20 (49:21):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (49:22):
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Speaker 7 (49:29):
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Is the foot guide map? Have a taggy that's in
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Speaker 7 (49:39):
I will take your credit card information at this time.

Speaker 25 (49:42):
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Speaker 25 (49:43):
Your account number?

Speaker 8 (49:44):
Ye one two three?

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F you leave me alone?

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Speaker 25 (49:52):
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Another tough one?

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Speaker 21 (50:23):
B y E.

Speaker 27 (50:25):
What was the name the city that you have?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Goodbye?

Speaker 25 (50:27):
Thank you no, uh sir. Hello, oh, yes, good afternoon.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 25 (50:36):
With Zone Yes called me trying to sell me something.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Hello, yes, good afternoon.

Speaker 28 (50:43):
Who what company you're from?

Speaker 7 (50:44):
I'm from Zone Pilates on DVD. Who am I speaking with?

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So I know this.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
My question to you understand.

Speaker 28 (51:02):
Would you like, hey, don't call the phone number again
or there will be problems.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Would you like to find hello, Hello, oh yes, good afternoon.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone Plates with the.

Speaker 25 (51:14):
Seven eleven lady back on the phone.

Speaker 28 (51:16):
My friend has asked you more than one not to
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So I have all your.

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Information and I will go to the Better Business Bureau
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Would you like Zone Pilates on.

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DVD what it stop calling this summer and or we
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Speaker 4 (51:37):
Do you understand what that means?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I can get what that means.

Speaker 7 (51:40):
It's the surest way for you to get into shape.

Speaker 19 (51:43):
No, ma'am, you don't understand.

Speaker 28 (51:45):
Oh my god, what's your name?

Speaker 7 (51:46):
My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 28 (51:49):
And what's the company you work for?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Against?

Speaker 7 (51:51):
Elvis Durand because you've been phone tapped?

Speaker 28 (51:53):
Are you this guy's phone tapped too?

Speaker 8 (51:55):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Robert?

Speaker 28 (52:03):
You better get like a free tee shirt or a
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just complete a sentence, you'll make yeah, getting a kid.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Yeah, it was just down my shirt.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
It wasn't that scandalous, No sexual desire right now at all?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yeah, God, that was cross.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
This is Elvis Da Wren in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Get ready, you're gonna hear that a lot, getting ready
for fee for World Cup.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Yeah, twenty six, it's all happening by us.

Speaker 7 (53:35):
We're going, right, We're all going.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
That would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
But I love this the sounder they made. You're gonna
hear it a lot. Oh yeah, it's like angels singing.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
It is, That's what it is.

Speaker 7 (53:50):
No one is as no one is as excited as Danielle.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Oh my gosh. I feel like my family's been waiting
for this to happen forever. They've just they've wanted it
to be here. They wanted to even if we just
have to sleep outside and sleeping bags and not get in.
We just want to feel the excitement and be around it.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Oh there it is again. I love. You're gonna hear
that everywhere. By the way, you're gonna hear that when
you're waiting for the train. You're gonna hear that at
American Dream in your shopping on our show.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
I'm gonna get the vouzela so I know how to
play along with it.

Speaker 8 (54:24):
I know.

Speaker 7 (54:26):
We need the FIFA World Cup orchestra.

Speaker 20 (54:28):
We do.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
Anyway, we're so excited play it again.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
So a special thank you to the FIFA World Cup
twenty twenty six New York, New Jersey host committee.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
H Why am I not on that committee?

Speaker 7 (54:41):
You know I vote for Danielle.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Let's go.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Oh, can I at least give us the tickets?

Speaker 8 (54:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Give us.

Speaker 16 (54:46):
She just wants the damn tickets.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
We want pree tickets. And let's go around the room.
I mean we're in a room. Let's go around. What's
on your mind today? This is my favorite part of
the show. By the way, Let's open up with Danielle. Danielle,
what's on your mind?

Speaker 5 (55:01):
All right?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
So on Friday, six flags, great Adventure took down King
Dakav the roller coaster, and they did a whole big thing,
you know, with explosions and everything, and down it came.
And that coaster has been up since two thousand and five,
and I remember when it opened. I remember what a
big deal it was. I remember how many times we've
written it because you know, we love six Flags, and

(55:23):
my son Preston, who is going to be sixteen, he's
a roller coaster enthusiast, you guys know that he was
really affected by it. And I actually felt the same way,
Like he said, Mom, did you feel sad from this?
And I really did, Like I felt like I had
been on it so many times and it was part
of the last many years of our lives and now

(55:44):
it was gone. And I know, look, six Flags has
a lot of amazing things coming up. I know the
Flash is about to open, so they've got great things
going on. But it was just a weird feeling to
see that coaster come down, and like, I don't know,
I've never felt this before a roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
But well, you know what, though, Danielle, when they build
these roller coasters, you hope that they build them to last,
because you want from the safety point of view, so
you don't think of them taking it down. You think
it's gonna be there forever. But they took it away.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
King Ta Kaka, Yeah we love King Toccca. I miss you,
we'll miss you.

Speaker 13 (56:18):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
But big, huge things coming to Great Adventus.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Flashes on the way, some new stuff coming, so we're excited.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
All right, scary.

Speaker 7 (56:27):
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 17 (56:28):
Well, another thing that's left us is a Brooklyn institution.
And this is sad because there was this place called
Ferdinandos for Katcheria. Oh yeah, Carol Gardens, Brooklyn. They were
open over one hundred and twenty one years and they
served Sicilian like rice balls and panel specials these like
chickpeas sandwiches. But I went there as a kid, and

(56:48):
when you would walk in there, even like up to
this day, it was like walking into like a moment
in time from a bygone era.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
And they just suddenly closed. They put this message up
on Instagram.

Speaker 17 (57:01):
It says, due to unforeseen circumstances, our family made the
decision to permanently close. So I don't know if it
was because the neighborhood had changed and they weren't getting
the business anymore, or maybe the next of kin didn't
want to take over all speculation. But I want to say,
always cherish and value those neighborhood gems. And you know
where you live there's one of those in your some

(57:23):
iconic place. Do whatever you can to keep it alive.
I'm still hoping somebody like buys the business and reopens
for the Nando's.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
That was like a gut punch to me. It really
was so again, it's something you expect to be there forever,
just like king to call ye.

Speaker 17 (57:39):
Only difference is they didn't implode the building on this
Hell no, no, no, Okay, maybe it's a good thing.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
Hey, Nate, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Another another thing came to a screeching halt on Sunday.
What my mother's streak of not vomiting since nineteen seventy six?

Speaker 2 (57:59):
This is the said show we're having nine years down? Well,
hold on, now, hold the door. Your mother has not
thrown up? How many years?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
She called me on Sunday morning and said it's done,
it's over. I'm like, what my non vomiting streak? She
had a surgery in nineteen seventy six and.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
That was the last time she threw up.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
It's a genetic thing because I hate vomiting as well.
I had a streak that was lasting fourteen.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Who loves it?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Nobody likes it, nobody enjoys it. But there are some
people that just can't do it, and they fight it.
I know, Danielle. You know she thinks about Mayo and
boom it's coming up, but nothing's come up. It's just like,
you know, my mom won't even go that far. She
fights that dry heave like nobody's business. And so God rests,
you know, in peace. That streak, Mom, it was great whilet.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Wait, well what happened? Did you have a stomach bug
or what happened?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
She had some weird stomachy bug jewels and something. But
as soon as it came on, it went away. And
she's just felt so bad that it was something so
so temporary that that's oh, that's so said by non
vomit street people.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
If you're trying to puke, your body is telling you
that there's something off right. It wants it out of
there immediately.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
I rebuke thee get out of my body exactly, all right, gandhi,
we are you gonna make it sad too, what else
is okay, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (59:24):
I'm gonna do a shameless solicit. So I went out
this weekend, both nights, Friday and Saturday here in the city.
And unless you have a reservation, you can't do anything anymore.
You can't look at people, You're not allowed to walk
into any bar, any restaurant. It's just everything is packed
with lines out the door and around the corner. I
love that New York City is back, baby, and everything's popping.

(59:46):
But at the same time, you can't just have an
impromptu night. How does this work? Do we need to
meet people who can hook us up with things? If so,
DM me at Baby Hot Sauce.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
What the hell?

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Am I the only person that feels this way.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
I experienced the same thing because I went out on Saturday.
Every single place at a line at seven pm. There
was a levenge out down the street at seven. Yeah
it's seven, you know, and it's still It started during pandemic.
We're coming out a pandemic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
People were going out and eating earlier, and so it
used to be God, seven o'clock was the prime time
dinner time or seven thirty eight o'clock. Now people are
going out at five there's lines at five. You're like, well,
you're thinking I'll get there early because there's always lines
at eight, there's lines at five, So yeah, you need
a reservation.

Speaker 15 (01:00:28):
You just have to.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Maybe we need to come up with like a concierge
service ourselves where we can say, Hey, if you know
I'm going out this weekend, can you set up the
whole thing for me? And someone will do it? Do
they have those already?

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
I guess no, I don't know. Let's start one.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Yes, let's do it.

Speaker 16 (01:00:45):
That is all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Let's start a concier service. So producer, Sam, what's on
your mind today?

Speaker 22 (01:00:51):
I feel like in most relationships there is the overly
observant one and the one who can't see anything even
though it's right in front of their face. I am
overly observant and William is so obtuse, and I love
it because sometimes it really works in my favor. I
had a giant photo I printed of our dog hiding
in plain sight.

Speaker 16 (01:01:08):
And I say giant.

Speaker 22 (01:01:09):
It was like thirty seven inches by twenty. I ordered
the big one and he walked right by it, and
then I was able to hang it without him noticing.
He went into the bathroom, he didn't see it until
I was like, can you use your eyes? There's one
thing on all four of these walls. And he's like, WHOA,
when did we get that? That looks great, William.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
I gotta thank you.

Speaker 22 (01:01:29):
You make my life so much easier because I don't
have to hide things like a ninja.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Yeah, that's actually kind of a gift. It really is.

Speaker 22 (01:01:34):
It used to be annoying and now I love it.
You just turn the hoad the opposite way and he
won't wonder.

Speaker 20 (01:01:38):
What it is.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
I don't mind this man in the closet.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
There are so many people that are the same way.
I know, my friend Dana, her husband Mike. We could
go buy a big, big piece of art or whatever
and put it in the corner of the of the room.
Or one year we put a Christmas tree up no idea, Wow,
he's Jewish. It was there for three days before he
noticed it. I'm like, I don't understand how that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Works, things saying, but we need those people.

Speaker 22 (01:02:08):
Once I was wrapping his gift when he was coming in,
and I literally just put my elbow in front of
it and my chin on my fist, and he didn't
see the gift.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
So much easier.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
That's sort of like scary going through life.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Not really pretty much, Scotty b. Why don't you be
a part of the around the room.

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Okay?

Speaker 18 (01:02:27):
So it always fun to watch kids when they experience
new things, but as an adult, there are so many
things that you just feel like every adult has experienced
in their life. And over the weekend I took my
girlfriend to Benny Hannah. She had never even seen a
hibachi table before in her entire life, and watching her
have so much joy from the stupid volcano and the

(01:02:48):
egg roll and the dumb snake egg. I was like,
you've never seen this before in your life.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
She's like, that's awesome. Never seen this before?

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
It was crazy.

Speaker 18 (01:02:57):
And then after that we went to Ralphs for Italian ices.
Never had Italian ices in her life.

Speaker 8 (01:03:01):
What.

Speaker 18 (01:03:02):
Yeah, she's from New Jersey but way out. Oh yeah,
that's cool where they don't have stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
You mean there's a part of New Jersey that has
no stuff.

Speaker 18 (01:03:13):
Yeah, there's no stuff there. But it was just cool
watching her be in awe of like, you know, the
guy with the little peeing bottle, you know, the little
nothing too. I mean, it was it was really fun
to watch.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
That's awesome, innocent anymore, Gary wasn't there to crap all over.

Speaker 17 (01:03:28):
He hates watch really, you know what, for the sake
of showing it to somebody for the first time, I
would get a kick out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
But yeah, but after being there twelve times myself with
the same tricks.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
On a normal.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Amazing, it's so mad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
He gets so scary. Used to be so fun and young.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
That was an old he's an old man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Served all the same time, not in parts.

Speaker 11 (01:03:54):
Just how dare you play with my shrimp?

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
You're gonna throw a shrimp at me?

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
I ate that, and he wants that served At five
thirty pm, sitting there, my.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Rice is getting called because I'm waiting for my chicken.
I'm saying I wanted a dozen trip. I only got
eleven trip because the other trip's in your hat. All right,
there you go, and I've got an around the room.
It's not a sad one. It's a happy one. I
remember all last week we were qualifying thousand dollars free
money phone tech winners to win that trip. Twittlantis Bahamas, Yes,

(01:04:22):
and I hope we've chosen the perfect person. Let's pull
up Barbara from Wrong Konkama. Hello Barbara, Hi Elvis, how
are you?

Speaker 21 (01:04:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Remember Barbara from last week? She won a thousand dollars
with the free money phone tapping qualified for that trip
Twittlanta's Bahamas. Barbara, good news, you just won the trip
twitt Lantis in the Bahamas.

Speaker 8 (01:04:50):
So much god, I am, Oh my god, you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Know, Oh my gosh, Well what did we not know?

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Wonderful?

Speaker 18 (01:05:00):
I really, I just I've always been.

Speaker 16 (01:05:03):
To go there.

Speaker 7 (01:05:05):
Yeah, And Danielle tell Barbara your favorite part about Atlanta?

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
So for me, my favorite part is the not So
Lazy River.

Speaker 16 (01:05:13):
It is so amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
It's so cool, it's so much fun. You're gonna love it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
And what about you got?

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
The beach is amazing. It's like soft white sand. You
know sometimes you go to a beach and it hurts
your feet. No, this is a white, beautiful, amazing sand
and crystal clear water. You're gonna love it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
That little Marina village that's there, that's my favorite place
to go at nighttime.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
It's so awesome or the rush of a lot of
people don't even know it exists. It's out the front
door to the left. It's so cool. And here's the thing, Barbara,
You're gonna be on the beach. We're gonna fly you there.
We're gonna even bring you home. It's round trip. That'd
be a really grand prize if we just left you there,
lead me there, the best prize ever. Atlanta's Bahamas has

(01:05:57):
incredible dining under the right there and right on the ocean.
You can go golfing if you want on the ocean. Also,
they just reimagined the casino. It's everything you want to
do is right there. It's a beautiful place. And can't
you guys tell Barbara really deserves this trip.

Speaker 29 (01:06:15):
I'm happy, Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
You have no idea what this means.

Speaker 9 (01:06:21):
Twenty five was starting out, excuse.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Me, what's going on in your life that makes you
really need this trip?

Speaker 9 (01:06:28):
Well, like I said, I was supposed I turned sixty
in February seventh, and my husband and I were going
to plan a trip to go away. But December thirty first,
his job told him that they were closing the doors as.

Speaker 23 (01:06:43):
Of March thirty first this year.

Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
So obviously I can't.

Speaker 9 (01:06:47):
They said, we can't go away.

Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
Yeah, now you can.

Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
Now you're going like it or not.

Speaker 13 (01:06:55):
No, Now I can really celebrate.

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
Oh my gosh, this is just wonderful.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Well, we're gonna get in touch with you later on
and work out the details. You tell us when you
want to go, because I think this is pretty much
your decision when you can go on the calendar. Okay,
you and your husband are gonna have a great time
at Atlantis, Bahamas. Thank you for listening to us every day, Barbara.
We shure to appreciate you.

Speaker 13 (01:07:14):
I love you guys so much. I listen every day.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Bar Oh there it is.

Speaker 11 (01:07:25):
I'm waiting to push that on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
All right, So how does this work? Nate, Someone's gonna
call her or yeah, hold on one second, Barbara.

Speaker 9 (01:07:32):
Okay, so much, and you have a wonderful, wonderful day
because you just made my made my year.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Thank you you made our day. To hold on second, Barbara,
hold on all right. We love Barbara from Wrong Kong
Khim in New York. Fabulous. She's going to Atlantis. If
you need her, she's Atlantis. Just leave her alone. We
love Vana White. She is an institution and she's here.
Vana White coming up right after this.

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Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
Live from the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Bena White right here. It's so, don't take this the
wrong way. It's just kind of weird and wacky to
have you in the same room as us because you
are in our lives, your TV royalty.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
That's so.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Is it embarrassing to hear that?

Speaker 8 (01:09:02):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 16 (01:09:03):
After forty two years? I love hearing that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Forty two years with eight thousand episodes, over eight thousand episodes?

Speaker 11 (01:09:09):
Wow?

Speaker 16 (01:09:10):
Never the same dress?

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
Right? Do you?

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
Did you get to keep any of those dresses?

Speaker 8 (01:09:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
None of them?

Speaker 16 (01:09:16):
Where would I wear them.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
That's true. Okay, they got a point. You gotta point.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
It'd be funny to be watching Wheel one night and
go I've seen her in that dress before. Oh well, well,
welcome to our Showvana, good to be here. I don't
know where to start. Eight thousand episodes, you're still going strong.
You're still signed until twenty twenty six.

Speaker 16 (01:09:35):
Right, you did the math?

Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
I just did the math. What is it you love
most about?

Speaker 8 (01:09:41):
What you do?

Speaker 16 (01:09:42):
Everything? It's a happy show. It's fun. We give away
lots of money, We make other people rich and they
fulfill their dreams. What could be better?

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
I almost feel like you, being this close to me,
I should scream out my questions, just like contestants scream out.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
Yeah, so what are those rules?

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
If you're contestants, I'm sure they say you got to
scream those letters out because we got to hear exactly
what you're saying.

Speaker 16 (01:10:07):
Otherwise, well, they say don't scream, but speak clearly. You
don't have to yell. But they do a good job,
don't you think. I mean, think about it. They're on TV.
There's three hundred people in the audience, there's millions of
people at home watching. They don't want to make a
fool of themselves, and they're so nervous.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
There's so many people that make fools of themselves.

Speaker 16 (01:10:25):
How do you not laugh at that? I feel for them,
I do. I mean we're we're in the public eye, right,
so we know about all that. But they're, you know,
from a small town and they've never been to Hollywood,
and it's they're nervous to begin with.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Yeah, when those lights go on, you know, on you
on the stage, you forget everything.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
You get to miserably.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
I was on the weakest link and I got voted
off first.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Then how'd you feel like a dumb ass when you
get nervous when you're on Like.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Yes, yes, but just sometimes there's one just one letter
missing and you know what it is, and they get
it wrong and I'm just yelling at the TV. I
don't know how you're not. It's amazing that you can
just keep your composure.

Speaker 16 (01:11:06):
Well it's I go, darn, I wish you would have
gotten it that. That's kind of the way I look
at it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
This is why everyone loves you because you're such a
lovely person.

Speaker 16 (01:11:13):
Yeah, well thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
So who's this guy's end of the table over here?

Speaker 16 (01:11:17):
That is my son Niko.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Hey there, Hey Nico, I follow you on Instagram, by
the way, all because one day I will be able
to afford to buy a mansion in bel Air.

Speaker 7 (01:11:26):
You know who to call?

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Okay? Is it weird having a son who's sort of
he's a sex symbol? People call your son sexy? Is
that gross?

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
No, it's not.

Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
But you don't think your son is sexy? That would
be kind of No.

Speaker 16 (01:11:40):
No, I mean I've known him his whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Didn't naked, not in.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
A long long time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
The day is young.

Speaker 7 (01:11:53):
What's it like having van A White as a mom?

Speaker 8 (01:11:55):
To you?

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
It's just every day.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
I mean, you see who she is. It's amazing.

Speaker 26 (01:11:59):
She's the she's super sweet and yeah, really privileged childhood.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
So it's been amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:12:05):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Is that like a party a party trick when you're
having a good time?

Speaker 26 (01:12:09):
Hey, by the way, it totally it's like a built
in party trick, like from birth? Yeah, absolutely, for sure.
I mean I don't really tell too many people, but
when people find out, it's really interesting because she's an icon.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Everybody knows her.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
When you were a kid, were you allowed to like
run around the set and like spin wheels and everything?

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Yeah, I mean to sunder, Yeah, of course.

Speaker 8 (01:12:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (01:12:28):
And then we go to like Hawaii together because they
used to shoot like in all over the country so
on like for the good locations, we would go together
and make a family vacation out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
So it was a good location. So I guess she
never made it to the Cleveland No. Well, in Cleveland,
they love it. Re number one. I'm sury we're turning
this to the NICO interview.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
That's okay.

Speaker 16 (01:12:51):
I don't mind at all, because I want to point
out something. I listened to you for a long time.
My daughter went to school here. She went to NYU
for four years, so I listened to you all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Oh so you know that we get a little crass
in this room, but we're on our best behavior with
you here.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
Guy, I said dumb ass before and then I went,
oh my gosh, fan of white sitting next to me,
I just said, I shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
I met you and Pat Sage years ago at some function.
We were doing something I don't know, and my husband Alex,
had a drink or two because it was a fundraiser,
and he invited you guys to our house in Santa
Fe and what you can't. You can't invite these people
to our house. They don't know if they think you're
stalking them. But now we know you better come on
out to how's everything with Ryan? Because you know we've

(01:13:35):
known Ryan Seacrest for many years. Yes, the guy owes
me and everyone money, I'm sure, but for so many
years with Pat, and now you know, I'm assuming there's
some adjustment, a little bit of adjustment there, of.

Speaker 16 (01:13:49):
Course, and not just for me, for everybody who watches.
For forty one years, Pat's Pat and I have been
doing the show, and then Pat decided to retire, and
he's very happy. I saw him a couple of weeks ago.
He looks great. And Ryan took over and he's doing
a great job. And he said, look, no one could
ever replace Pat, say Jack, I'm just here to fill in.

Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
I feel like you should be in charge now though,
because like you know, you're a.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Van of wife. Like you listen to me, Ryan se.

Speaker 16 (01:14:17):
Maybe I think you would listen to me. I don't
have anything to say. He's doing fine job.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
She's from the Bronx. Daniel, You're fing wife, Come on,
you know, scary of a question for Van a way.

Speaker 17 (01:14:30):
About a year and a half ago, you got to
be a contestant on the show. I just want to
know what that experience was like, especially since you were
I believe, playing against Ken Jennings from Jeopardy exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:14:38):
I felt like a dumb you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
The other tables turned. Yes, it's got to be a
really rough job to be a contestant on that show.

Speaker 16 (01:14:48):
I think it is, I really do, because you don't
you don't realize what if you're standing there, There's so
many things to think about. There's the wheel, there's the
puzzle board, there's six cameras everywhere, and there's directors telling
you this and that. Just so I understand how they feel.
And I felt the same way.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
A lot of people are going to work right now
listening to the show, maybe doing a job they've been
doing for eight years, ten years, whatever. You've been doing
this for forty two years.

Speaker 16 (01:15:13):
I was eleven when I started.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Of course, what's your advice for someone out there who
wants to feel that same feeling of longevity at what
they do?

Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
Well?

Speaker 16 (01:15:23):
I think if you're happy in your job, stay with it.
And if you're not happy in your job and you
can't leave your job, make the best of it. There's
always something good in everything. That's the way I look
at it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:35):
That is good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
We need to start thinking more like Vana White, because
we're a bunch of sarcastic New Yorkers.

Speaker 16 (01:15:40):
But you guys have fun, don't you know?

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
We do.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Even when we hate each other, we're having a good time.
We actually enjoy hating each other sometimes it's part of
the part of the day.

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
So how do you guys pick the contestants to go
on the show?

Speaker 11 (01:15:53):
How would one apply? I need my dad to go
on there.

Speaker 16 (01:15:55):
He needs to go to Wheel of Fortune dot com
and how to be a contestant? It will be on there.
Of course I'm not involved in the contested search, but
I think they have to do I'm not really sure.
I shouldn't say, because I don't really know how can
do it? But go to Wheel of Fortune dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
It's always better not to know. I try to. I
try to stay out of the loop when our job
is brought up. It, wait, you can't get us on
the show.

Speaker 16 (01:16:16):
No, you can't be on the show if we know
each other.

Speaker 11 (01:16:19):
Oh, so all of us are out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yeah, it's I have a nice day.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
It is it a live studio audience. Yeah, yes, it
is so how many people? Because I always feel like
when you go to a show, it looks so much
bigger on television than when you get there.

Speaker 16 (01:16:35):
Yeah, I think there's two hundred and fifty three hundred
people in the audience something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Do Yeah, it is?

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
What's up, Nate, don't you have? I always thought you
guys did this show live every night?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
When I'm a kid sitting there watching at my parents
living ro, I'm like, boy, it looks great tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
You must had a good day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Come to find out you feel that like three months ago?

Speaker 7 (01:16:52):
Yes, we how does that work?

Speaker 16 (01:16:54):
We filmed about thirty four days a year, that's it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Stop it?

Speaker 13 (01:16:59):
Yes, but.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
How many in a day?

Speaker 16 (01:17:03):
Six shows a day?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
I'm sorry, I do not feel sorry for you. One
that sounds like a great job, dresses it is?

Speaker 16 (01:17:13):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
You have three hundred, he's thirty one days off a year.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
He's doing the math.

Speaker 16 (01:17:18):
Yes, I guess, so.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
You know, and no one deserves it more than the best.

Speaker 13 (01:17:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
I know you get these same stupid questions over and over.
So when you went from turning the letters to touching
the letters, does it? Did it like the statically trisy
shock you. At some point when they're trying.

Speaker 16 (01:17:37):
To iron out, I said, is there any way you
can make my job easier?

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
It was a bit much, was it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
I mean, when you touch the letter, does it actually
activate it? Or is there someone out back going okay,
she's touching it. Pushed the button and the lights that.

Speaker 16 (01:17:55):
Well, there's two two things happen. First I physically turned
the letters, and then I went to touching the letters.
And now a couple of years ago they changed the
set where honestly, I don't even have to touch the letter.
There's a laser up there and the motion of my
hand that gets near the letter, it will light up.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
Have you ever activated the wrong letter?

Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
You know the answers yes. In eight thousand episodes, Vana's
drinking again. Have you read the wrong letter?

Speaker 16 (01:18:26):
One time I did, and that was when I was
physically turning them. The puzzle was either doctor Spock or
mister Spock. There was an M or a D, and
I turned the wrong one. It was like I was devastated.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Did they keep it or did they redo it?

Speaker 16 (01:18:38):
We had to redid it because I revealed a letter,
a letter.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Which oh my gosh, the people in the back office
and went, oh that Maana, she ruined doctor Spock.

Speaker 16 (01:18:49):
They never saw it at home.

Speaker 25 (01:18:51):
See.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
I always used to think that the wheel was rigged,
which I know nobody could ever admit to, just because
it seems like people are doing so well and they
have all this money and fam bankruptcy every time she.

Speaker 7 (01:19:00):
Just accused you of working at rigged wheel.

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
Not Fanna, I don't think she did it.

Speaker 16 (01:19:05):
No, we would all we would all be in jail
of that. No, they are. There are people there that
watch everything we do.

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
Will Waters.

Speaker 11 (01:19:11):
Oh yeah, yes, auditors.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Were you a fan of game shows when you're growing up?

Speaker 16 (01:19:17):
I watched Wheel of Fortune?

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
Can you believe that?

Speaker 16 (01:19:20):
I even wrote in to be a contestant on Wheel
of Fortune? I wish you would have saved that letter.
It said if you're ever in the Los Angeles area,
give us a call. And so this was like, this
was like in seventy nine.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
That's so kind of crazy, isn't it. Yeah, but that's
that's a dream come true.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Oh it is.

Speaker 16 (01:19:36):
And how did you get the job?

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Like to begin with? Like, what was the audition process that?

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Iy?

Speaker 16 (01:19:40):
Well, first I went to a taping of dance Fever,
which was a MURV Griffin show, and Janet Jones, who's
now Janet Gretzky, was one of the dancers. So I
said to Janet, can you introduce me to somebody? This
is AMRV Griffin show. I hear they're looking for a
replacement on wheel. And she introduced me to Merv's right
hand man, and I said, can I come in an audition?
He said, you call me on October fifth at ten
o'clock and we haven't made a decision. You can come

(01:20:02):
in ten o'clock. I called him and I went in
for the audition.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:20:07):
Right and at the right place at the right time.

Speaker 7 (01:20:09):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
So that's a part of it. So cool to be
successful the right time, right place Sometimes what about the
price is right?

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
Didn't you do something over there?

Speaker 16 (01:20:18):
I was a contestant again, didn't win a dog one thing.
But a great story about that is My dressing room
was the same dressing room that Bob Barker had when
we were filming at CBS.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Wow, Bob Barker, is he is he still with us?

Speaker 8 (01:20:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
No, we were because he lived in West Hollywood, not
far from a friend of mine, and we would drive
by his house he'd be at the watering the garden.

Speaker 7 (01:20:42):
He had a really cool house. That's really great.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
We had very sad pets.

Speaker 7 (01:20:45):
Yeah, his pets never his pets never gave birth.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
But I mean I always loved watching game shows when
I was growing up, I was kind of a loner kid.
I get home from school, you know, mom and Daddy
be working, and so I would make the peanut butters
all the sandwich, and I would zoom through every single
game show. I always wanted to be on one. Never
were never was, never was invited. But now I met you,
I can't be on yours. You ruined it for us.

Speaker 16 (01:21:13):
You can come busit.

Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
I would bus I would love it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Yes, Why is Wheel of Fortune one of the chosen few?

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
What has made it last?

Speaker 8 (01:21:22):
This long?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Very good question?

Speaker 16 (01:21:24):
I wish I knew that answer. I honestly don't know.
The only thing I can think of. It's a half
hour of family fun and there's no drama.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
It is what it is.

Speaker 16 (01:21:32):
It makes you feel good. You love watching people win.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Do you tell me it's all you?

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
But another thing is it's not a no brainer show.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
You do have to think, You do have to actively
try to figure these puzzles out there's a lot of
game shows out there that says, no wammies. No one
has to think about that, no offense to whatever that was. Yeah,
but you know, it's good to play along at home.
Like when we have contests on our show, we try
to make it where people can play along and they

(01:22:08):
scream at the radio when they don't get it right,
and they can activate with it. At least, that's one
of the things. Also, MERV Griffin was MERV Griffin And
this is this is.

Speaker 16 (01:22:17):
Old fashioned too, think about it. This came from Hangman.
Remember that show. I would not show that game where
you would.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
I'm so old. They actually with hang Men, Downtown bank
Robbers and anyway, but Hangman was the original.

Speaker 16 (01:22:32):
You're right, yeah, and those We grew up playing games.
My children played games, right, We played games so often.

Speaker 7 (01:22:40):
Yeah, all kinds of stuff, par cheesy and scrabble and
game nights are a very important thing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
We had that at my house too.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
If you could be on a game show, which one
would you choose?

Speaker 16 (01:22:49):
I would not do that because then I would be
against wheel fortunes.

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
Okay, okay, wow, good answer, Van.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
That is like I'm not new to this guy.

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
I have an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
And I don't just a thought and listen, I'm gonna
give the idea and just okay, great and we'll move on.
Let's not say it could happen or who we need
to call whatever? We need a space on the wheel.
I heart needs to have a space on the wheel. Yeah,
just a thought.

Speaker 16 (01:23:24):
Well, speaking of that, I'm hearing rumors that something big
is going to be happening with iHeart.

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
What okay, Well I read knew that, but I was
trying to play it off.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
I was merely acting. Now you're gonna get us all
fire and things, but there could be something coming up.

Speaker 16 (01:23:45):
Yes, I'm hearing rumors. We shall see all right, right,
this is cool.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
We'll leave it to that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
Yes, yeah, i'd love to.

Speaker 8 (01:23:55):
You.

Speaker 16 (01:23:55):
Guys are so.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
We have We have spoiled nothing. We're just we're just
dreaming the big the big dreams. But Vanna, it's just
such a pleasure to have you on our show.

Speaker 16 (01:24:05):
It's such a it's my pleasure. As I said, I
I feel like I know you because I've listened to
you for years. And thank you so much for letting
me be part of this and letting my son join
me too.

Speaker 17 (01:24:16):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
No, it's it's her on. Eddie's gonna give us a
good price on the house. And you, you truly are
a charming, beautiful, wonderful woman. Something tells me when you
walk out of here and the mics for off you
kick a kitten across, there's going to be some evil
evil side when you throw sharp objects, and I'm not
seeing it quite yet.

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
White a lot of your thanks.

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Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Hell list or in in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Hey Danielle, you're a mom. Got a question for you?
Maybe you've already answered this one? Where do babies come from?

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
This stork doesn't bring them with?

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Really, that's what you said to your kids?

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
No, I don't know if they ever really asked me,
but when they did, finally, we were honest with them.
I think that they had learned it in school first, though,
so I think school kind of told them. We had
a sign of paper so school could tell them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Here's what I want you to do with this. Teacher?
Did I read this yesterday? Is this teacher in Charlotte,
Carolina or North Carolina? Has it written down? Teacher? Teacher?
Where do babies come from? Ready?

Speaker 7 (01:26:27):
They come from an organ called your uterus.

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
Really that's true, though, Yes, I think a lot of
kids think they come from your butt, like they go,
they come from your button. I'm like, no, you didn't
come from my butt.

Speaker 7 (01:26:41):
But those are but babies, that's a whole whole different class.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
I think some babies have come from the butt.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Can you give us a list of names, please? Sure,
they came from an organ called the uterus, but it's
a fact, it is.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
But then kids are going to be like, what's a uterus?
Where does that come from? It comes out?

Speaker 11 (01:27:05):
Does it come out your butt?

Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
Second, answered ask your mama.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Ah, yeah, okay, your.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Dad, go home and ask your mom.

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
And where your dad? Your grandma from? Your grandma?

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Ask your grandma anyway, you know what, It's really funny.
I bet most parents don't even have this conversation with
their kids ever. When I was a kid, we had
one friend. We had bless you, Nate, We're good for you.
When I was growing up, we had one guy in
our circle. He was the only one whose parents had
the talk. The rest of us just new because we

(01:27:37):
read you know, my dad's penthouse magazines. Right, We figured
it out, you know, we figured it out, and I
just I don't know if a kid, did Kayden ask you, Froggy,
did you have a conversation?

Speaker 21 (01:27:51):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (01:27:52):
He always asked list of those things, which was great
for me.

Speaker 14 (01:27:54):
He would get in the car with her and go
somewhere and he would have twenty questions and she'd say,
why does he never ask you these things?

Speaker 7 (01:28:00):
It's always me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
I'm like, I don't know, he never asked me the stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
So Lisa was always stuck telling.

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
Him, Oh, I always sent them to Sheldon. I was like, oh,
you have a penis question that would be for your father.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
So you're saying that if you'd had a daughter, then
would you would have been the one to handle that?

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
I think so, I think so. I think that's the
way it is in a lot of houses. Obviously it
can't be if there is no father, if there is
no mother, then you know, we everyone has to figure
it out. But I think in my house it was
always if it yeah, because I had boys, I was like,
Daddy will tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
Yeah, please direct your penis questions toward Daddy exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
I don't know. If you think about the world of
sex and reproduction or sex and enjoyment, whatever, either one,
it is a difficult thing to explain. To describe, we
don't have to do it here on the show because
I know that one of you is about to tear
out and.

Speaker 7 (01:28:49):
Start doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
We don't need to.

Speaker 7 (01:28:51):
I think we pretty much understand how it works.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
But to describe it, let's say in terms of like
an if an alien comes down from outer space, they say, no,
what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:29:02):
What are you?

Speaker 25 (01:29:02):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Please explain? Then you're like, if you think about it,
it's quite the miracle what the body does, right, I
mean sure, yeah, yeah, and then sometimes there's a baby involved.
I think it's pretty cool. But yeah, next time, teachers,
it comes from an organ called the uterus. Have that
right anyway? Just have the where do babies come from?

(01:29:23):
Conversation with you guys. But we all know, right everyone
in on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
Not Yeah, I think yeah, I figure that one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
Just making sure it wasn't pleasant. Let's uh, it wasn't well.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Once the drugs came in, it was pleasant.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Are you talking about the drugs like conception?

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
Yeah, No, I'm talking about I'm talking the actual birth part.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Once I was drugged up, Sheldon and I had a
lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
I'm talking the actual birthing part.

Speaker 7 (01:29:48):
That's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Oh okay, I thought you met the actual second No, no,
all right, all right when the drugs kicked in?

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Emily?

Speaker 7 (01:29:56):
How are you?

Speaker 30 (01:29:58):
I am wonderful.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
How are you doing well? So Nate says that you
have a few books for kids that talk about where
babies come from, and you wanted to talk about it.
What books do you have?

Speaker 30 (01:30:08):
Well, there are there are three books that I bought
for my girls last year. I've been too terrified to
read it to them until probably last month, and now
my ten year old begs to read these books. But
the first one is called It's Not the Stork, a
book about girls, boys, babies, bodies, families and friends. Oh wow,
And it's designed for four year olds. So we started here.

(01:30:32):
And there's two more books that were also excellent. We've
read the seven year old book. It's called It's So Amazing,
a book about eggs, ferm, birth, babies, and families.

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
Oh my god, what a party.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Hello.

Speaker 30 (01:30:47):
Oh it's challenging, but I think it's really important that
we're telling our kids about this stuff because they hear
so many rumors or things that are completely out there.
That don't make sense, that aren't scientific, that are scary
for them to think. So I think it's important for
parents to have these conversations. But there are some some

(01:31:07):
pictures in these books that are a little shocking or
scary that probably the most scary one is the Big Swim,
which is chapter eleven of the four year Old Book,
which describes the sperm swim.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Right, the big scary, scary, Okay, but it's necessary. You
know what if those puppies aren't swimming, they're not going
to get there, you know?

Speaker 19 (01:31:33):
Do they do?

Speaker 30 (01:31:37):
They do have mouths on this picture, don't.

Speaker 21 (01:31:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
If a sperm is a mouth. That means it's either
talking or breathing or eating or something.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
I don't sing, it could be singing.

Speaker 7 (01:31:49):
So they want to like make the sperm look like
a character.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
Of some sort.

Speaker 30 (01:31:54):
Yes, and it's talking. It's talking. It's saying, don't push
move faster? Can we rest?

Speaker 8 (01:31:59):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
I see? If I wrote a kids where do Babies
Come From? Book, it would be like the Olympic pool. Right,
you have all the lanes for all for all the swimmers,
and each sperm has its own lane, and then you
hear and they all jump in, you know, and one
of them gets a gold medal, if you know what
I'm saying. All right, all right, Hey, when you were

(01:32:25):
growing up, Emily, I mean, how did you learn about
where kids come from?

Speaker 30 (01:32:30):
My mom taught me where babies come from when I
was probably seven or eight. Every every week or so,
she'd review this little pamphlet that she had. So I
feel like this book helps me because I don't have
that little pamphlet, and I feel like I don't I
did not learn this much through that resource, right, So
this has been super helpful. So if other parents think
this would help them to teach their kids about where

(01:32:53):
babies come from, I think this is a good way
to start.

Speaker 7 (01:32:55):
Well, great, and I love that you have that relationship
with your kids. Most parents don't mind.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Did not, but I did find this crusty old book
from the nineteen seventies called The Joy of Sex. This thing,
this thing is crazy. Keep in mind it's pencil drawings
of a couple having sex. But they're from the seventies.
So they look like, you know, their long stringy hippie
hair like, they they look like they stink, they look

(01:33:19):
like they smell like they haven't bathed.

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
They're like, oh god, do anyone take baths in the seventies?

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
What the hell? Anyway, but I saw some things, and
of course I should not have been looking at that.
It was not presented to me. I found it in
the drawer, you know, air quotes. But yeah, I think
the relationship you have with your kids is really really cool,
and there are a lot of parents out there going God,
I wish I had that courage to do that. Yeah, anyway, Emily,
thanks for listening to us. You have a fantastic day,

(01:33:46):
and thanks for listening.

Speaker 7 (01:33:48):
I love you, guys, love you more.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Thank you. Yeah, we're looking at pictures from this Joy
of Sex book. It looks like the guy looks like
Charles Manson. It's like, I don't know, check it out.

Speaker 27 (01:34:06):
We're so appreciated and I love you, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
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So our friend, producer Sam, was at a bachelorette party
night number one. They were partying hard. By the end
of the night, tequila. Someone puked in the corner. They
all had to leave. They were all kicked out of
the club.

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
Oh, gee, Alusa was the corner. That's considerate.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Vomiting in the corner.

Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
Yeah, all the dance floor.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
You don't want a slippery dance floor. And then you know,
they all shared beds. The middle of the night, someone
got up to go to the bathroom and they peed.
But they weren't in the bathroom.

Speaker 16 (01:35:11):
Oh, that's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Someone in the room. Really, they broke a swimming pool.
How do you break a swimming pool? I don't know,
you know. Uncle Johnny tells a story about how he
and his drag queen friend drove a pickup truck across
the country on all sorts of psychedelic things.

Speaker 7 (01:35:30):
This is back in the seventies.

Speaker 11 (01:35:31):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
They were actually in New Mexico and Albuquerque. They were
and I've only seen this in movies. They were escorted
to the state border, oh and asked never to come back.
Can you imagine they drive you to the border of
a state and say please do not come back. It'll

(01:35:53):
hang you in the town square. Wow, it almost sounds
like a challenge. Let's party so hard they drive us
to the state boarder.

Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
What did he do? Do we know what he did?

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
I who know?

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
They were on psychedelics. It was drag queen Uncle Johnny
in a some kind of pickup truck El El Camino.
Like we I think we have two or three pictures
downstairs here at our building people who are banned from
those film.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Yes, when my pictures up there, it's going to be zad.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
Gonna be awesome. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 7 (01:36:24):
I these are people who like, there was a lady
who wanted to cut my head off.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
Remember her, the lady that wanted to do those nasty
things to you?

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
Yeah? Oh, also we have pictures of Carla, Marie and
Anthony down there. No, don't ask, no longer allowed you.
I mean we got calls already on hold. Hello Vanessa, Vanessa. Yeah, Hi,
So ten years ago you were kicked out of Canada Oka.

(01:36:52):
So you and your boyfriend went to Rochester and he said,
let's go up to Canada. So you went to Canada.

Speaker 19 (01:36:57):
Yeah, and I was intoxicated and underage, and he got
to the border and they adi if he had been drinking,
and for some reason he decided to say yet. So
I'm half in in and out of it and he
goes inside and they like halfway awake me up, and
I'm just cursing because I don't know where I am
or what's going on. And they took my license and

(01:37:18):
they were like, yeah, you can't come back for a year.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
So you were kicked out of a country for an
entire year because you woke up like a drum belligerent
all the entire yees.

Speaker 19 (01:37:32):
So wow, yeah, so apparently I wasn't Apparently it's illegal
to hurt that customs agent, and I did not know that.
I was like nineteen at the time, but Tunny and
I had been drinking, so I can like I was
happing it out. It was just and I just want
to say that I love you guys. I got serious
ax them just for listening to you guys. I moved

(01:37:53):
down to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. You guys amazing and
I loved listening to you every more.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Okay, so well, and we appreciate that. But back back
to Canada for just a moment. So you were kicked
out at nineteen and how many years ago was that?

Speaker 19 (01:38:08):
Oh god, it was.

Speaker 7 (01:38:12):
Have you been back to Canada since or you're afraid
to try.

Speaker 19 (01:38:17):
I'm not afraid to try. I just haven't really had
time to go out there.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Can you know? That'll show them? How dare you kick
me out? I'm not coming back.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
You can go to Disney and you can visit Epcot
and go to Canada.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Yeah, they might let you. There is funny.

Speaker 7 (01:38:32):
I bet if you went to Canada at Epcot they
would kick you out.

Speaker 19 (01:38:37):
You can go.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Why did you go next door to Mexico? They're fine
with you over in Mexico. You're gonna do okay. And anyway,
we listen. Thanks for calling Vanessa being kicked out of
a country. Let's see who can top that. Have a
great day, and thank you, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 8 (01:38:51):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
I got banned from a buffet.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
Once banned from a buffet, what did you do?

Speaker 5 (01:38:55):
I got into an argument with them about because you
could do the buffet to go. So I got into
an argument with that about what could go and which
which in which containers? And they got really upset with
me and told me not to come back. But then
they changed the policy and I was allowed back in.

Speaker 25 (01:39:08):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
I thought it was just just went up to the
buffet too many times.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
I know that Nate's dad was banned from a shoe store. Yeah,
because he had he had two feet that were different
sizes and he just drug everyone nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Yeah, I think I told you this story. My dad's
left foot is like eleven and a half his right
foot twelve. So he was trying on like pairs of
shoes for three hours.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Finally tap someone.

Speaker 7 (01:39:29):
On the shows, they just get out, get out and
never come back.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Yeah, just too much. Wow, you know what you have
it all. You can eat bfet, you have a shoe store,
you know, but you can only put up with so much.
Then you banned them whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
That buffet was stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
We had people text this right, their banned from Walmart?
Their banned from Disney. A lot of people banned from Disney.
Why because he would be Why you gotta know what
they did. You got to mind your p's and q's
of your big Disney.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
How does one get banned from Walmart?

Speaker 16 (01:39:55):
You know what did you do?

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Well, I'll tell you what happened. There's a little clue.
They said they were banned from Walmart. They were banned
from the Walmarts. All right, so we know that I
don't know how to say. Is your name present Pressant?

Speaker 8 (01:40:09):
It's Perissant.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
Oh my god, I got it right, So Proissant. You
got kicked out of the Sistine Chapel. You were banned
from the Vatican. Oh my gosh, I did they exercised
him from the Vatican? What did you do to get banned?

Speaker 27 (01:40:24):
So basically, my friend was taking pictures and we got
asked not to take pictures, and he said okay, and
then put his phone into selfie mode and started taking
pictures of the ceiling like the idiot he is. And
the guard saw him and you know, asked him for
his phone, and he pulled out his work phone and
said this is my final any pictures, And you know,
he ended up finding out that he had two phones

(01:40:45):
and and basically caught us in a lie and escorted
us to the exit of the Vatican.

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
Yeah, the burner phone got you kicked out, because you
know what is if you go to the Vatican and
you want to you finally get to the Sistine Chapel
to vary it it's it's it takes several hours to
get there, right, and when you do as you no pissant,
they start yelling at you, yes, silent, yeah, shut up,
you're making my Sistine Chapel a visit just a terror.
And then they yell at you for taking pictures.

Speaker 5 (01:41:12):
I actually got slapped in the Sistine Chapel for taking
a picture. Yes, slapped right in the hand because they
said don't take a picture. And then I did exactly
what that guy did, and I tried to get one
of the ceiling and a guard just walk by and
smacked my phone out of my hand. And I was like,
wait a second, Oh I was wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:41:27):
Did you go to Florence and try to take pictures
of David? You know the statue?

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (01:41:31):
Yeah, I think we learned our lesson after the fifteen
Chapel incident, so we did not try that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
Welly no, But if you go to see the statue David,
you got to take a picture with this junk next
to your head. You're not supposed to. They just don't
want you to.

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
They make fun of his junk.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Yeah, people make fun of his junk. Now are you
allowed to go back to the Sistine Chapel. You're allowed
to go back to the Vatican. Are you out forever?

Speaker 27 (01:41:55):
I don't think they took our name or anything, so
probably could go back. I haven't tried.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
Yeah, you're just crazy America, You're not.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
They probably tell fifteen thousand people a day to put the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
They're strict as all. Get up, Thank you person. Hello Ashley, Hi,
Now listen to this guys. Ashley claims to be banned
from every NFL stadium in the country. Why talk about it?

Speaker 23 (01:42:19):
So Originally this happened when I lived in Buffalo, so
I'm sure when you see like all the Buffalo tailgating,
you could probably only imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Yeah, they go crazy and have a lot of fun.

Speaker 23 (01:42:31):
Yeah, they go a little overboard. I was guilty of
that one year, going a bit overboard in the drinkings apartment,
and I definitely wasn't I shouldn't have been allowed in
the stadium to begin with, but got through, and once
I was there, all of a sudden, someone who didn't
like me decided to tell security that I was trying

(01:42:54):
to start a fight, when like, I'm not a violent
person at all.

Speaker 7 (01:42:57):
No, you're drunk you're not violent.

Speaker 23 (01:43:00):
Actually, I like love people when I'm drunk. Who that
came from?

Speaker 7 (01:43:04):
So so they tried to kick you out at that
point they.

Speaker 23 (01:43:08):
Dragged me out.

Speaker 16 (01:43:09):
Oh my gosh, it took my ID.

Speaker 23 (01:43:12):
They took down all of my information that They gave
me a card and said, if you're ever caught in
an NFL stadium in the country again, you're arrested.

Speaker 7 (01:43:21):
Oh now, so, Froggy, you're an expert with the NFL.

Speaker 2 (01:43:25):
Can they do that?

Speaker 14 (01:43:26):
I mean, I guess they could tell you that, but
they would have to find a way to identify you,
and then you'd have to do something wrong in another stadium.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
I'm sure.

Speaker 14 (01:43:35):
For example, if he came to Jackson went to a
Jags game, They're not looking for you as you entered
the stadium.

Speaker 7 (01:43:39):
So I go, you know, the the Dallas Cowboys stadium
and Dallas like you know.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
What, there's that girl from from Buffalo got you out.

Speaker 8 (01:43:51):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
Girl from Buffalo, and I'm.

Speaker 7 (01:43:55):
Gonna tell you to shuffle off the Buffalo. Well, Ashley,
I know, but are you sort of proud of that?
Are you going to try to test it and go
back to a game?

Speaker 8 (01:44:03):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (01:44:04):
I've gone back plenty of times I just don't carry
my own personal ID. I make other people carry my
ID and go up and buy my drinks and buy
my tickets and all these.

Speaker 8 (01:44:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
I know, but what a great story. I've been banned
from every NFL stadium in the country.

Speaker 7 (01:44:20):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Thank you, Ashley, Thank you very much. Let's go talk.
Is this Dina? Is this Deanna?

Speaker 29 (01:44:26):
Dianna?

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
Yes Na, grandmother, not you, but your grandmother was banned
from a senior citizen center for fighting.

Speaker 29 (01:44:34):
Yes, my eighty five year old grandmother.

Speaker 7 (01:44:37):
Yeah, all right, all right, all right, let's hear the story.
What happened to grandma?

Speaker 29 (01:44:41):
So she goes to the senior dances every week or whatever,
and these gentlemen are fond of her, so they always
ask her to be in. And there is this one
gentleman that another older lady had claimed to So after
my granny had been dancing with him, she of this
older this other lady approached my granny and my granny
was like, to start with me, don't even start with me,

(01:45:03):
And the lady like got in her face, and my
Granny's like, if you don't back up, I'm going I'm gonna.

Speaker 23 (01:45:08):
Make you back you back you up, and the lady
got in her face.

Speaker 29 (01:45:12):
And my granny's a lefty, so you have to picture this,
these two eighty five year old ladies. My granny takes
her left hand and sucker punches this lady in the
in the dutt Granny's part. That's part was that the
lady fell, and my granny looked over her and was like,

(01:45:32):
now you stay there, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
And therefore Grandma's band from the Senior.

Speaker 29 (01:45:39):
Dances, Yes, from the Senior Center.

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
I know, I can't believe he's in here laughing at this.

Speaker 11 (01:45:48):
This is awful, hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
Grandma's rat.

Speaker 8 (01:45:53):
Ratas hell.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
You know, you tell Grandma she's always allowed at our
senior dances. All right, thanks for listening to us, that
poor other grandma. Finally, one more.

Speaker 7 (01:46:07):
Question for Jerome.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Jerome, Yes, banned from and kicked out of a spa
after you freaked out because you thought you were being kidnapped.
Oh my god, it couldn't happen. Explain this.

Speaker 15 (01:46:19):
It's weird. It's like, you know, you go in a
couple of spa, so they put your separate rooms and
then they put the mask on you and I went
to sleep, you know, like I'm really relaxed. But I
woke up and the first thing I could think of
was like the iron mask, Like I'm being trapped in
the room and I just started freaking out, screaming, and
I'm screaming and screaming, and the next thing, you know,

(01:46:41):
the whole everybody comes running in the room. My partner
comes running the room like what's wrong? What happened? What happens?

Speaker 8 (01:46:50):
It was?

Speaker 15 (01:46:51):
And I'm just still screaming here like okay, come down,
come down, And next to your other say, okay, you
cannot come here no more.

Speaker 2 (01:46:59):
Don't they know you were having a dream you thought
it was real.

Speaker 15 (01:47:04):
Freak out. It's just it's like I never got a
mask ever. Again.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
Well, I'm sure they freaked them out. Hi, Jerome. Jerome
is banned from the spot. One more call from Debbie. Debbie,
of course, in New Orleans, that place goes a little nutty.
It makes us all nutty because we just lose control there.
It's a wonderful party place. What happened to you in
New Orleans? Debbie?

Speaker 7 (01:47:24):
Hello, Yeah, what happened in New Orleans?

Speaker 21 (01:47:27):
So we there was a group of us, there's about
eight of us there for the packer game. And we
were oute one night and went into adult toy store
and one of our friends started chasing us around with
an adult toy and the securities stuards came and escorted
all of us out and made us stand against the
wall and took all our.

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
Names just because they were chasing you around with a dildo.

Speaker 4 (01:47:50):
We haven't done that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
Oh, come on, it's New Orleans, you're having fun. Come on?
Was it like a dildo? A vibrator?

Speaker 7 (01:47:59):
What friend chasing you with?

Speaker 21 (01:48:01):
It was like a three foot dil though?

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
Oh my god, that exists.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
Lord, you know what, there's nothing worse than getting arrested
at an adult toy store now, because it's like assault
and batteries. Sorry, all right, Debbie chased around with a
three foot dil though? Just ends updating in New Orleans?
Why do they even make it?

Speaker 16 (01:48:25):
Do any way?

Speaker 21 (01:48:26):
I could get a T shirt?

Speaker 13 (01:48:27):
Uh sure, you're ruining it?

Speaker 2 (01:48:31):
Well, yeah, we'll ruin it for you. Hold on one second.
What was that question again, Froggy? Why did they make
three foot? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:48:38):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:48:39):
Just use your imagination.

Speaker 3 (01:48:40):
I ever wondered what we look like? Do you think
I look in bread?

Speaker 6 (01:48:44):
I do follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody. He set out everybody.

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