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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Everything is awesome.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I just team it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (00:05):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 5 (00:06):
Thank you for listening everything you see four thing.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's nice to just listen to everybody laughing.

Speaker 6 (00:13):
All those things kind of make me a big hope.

Speaker 7 (00:16):
Talking about all of those things.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
They get your mind off your daily stress.

Speaker 6 (00:19):
I don't want your pubicles on me when anyone's You
guys are awesome.

Speaker 8 (00:24):
And Elvis durand you are the man your shows.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
You know, keep it up just the way that it is.
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
This is Elvis in the morning show. Okay, So you
know what I want to talk about today? And I
know this is gonna get really wed. This is gonna
get really weird. What are some of the weird, kind
of disgusting things you did as a kid, And then
some of them could be like your first dive into
the world of sexuality.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
You're just like, this is when parents die for the radio.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
Turn it off, turn on light after morning. So, because
you were telling me Gandhi, yes that when you were
a little girl, yes what happened.

Speaker 9 (01:05):
I used to really enjoy the jets at the pool,
you know, like the little that shoot out the water. Yeah,
I discovered that they could make you feel kind of interesting.
It was just chill by the jets. Would are you
just posted up against the wall? I don't know, it's
just nice over here.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
So you would sit and you would stand or position
yourself in front of the jets in the pool.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I was little, so I was like floating. I would
hold onto the side and just float.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
There for hours. Where's Gandhi over the jets?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:32):
But but you didn't know at the time exactly what
it was.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Nobody knew it was fun exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Yeah, you know I used to have jets experience as
well than to you. Yeah, I didn't know what it
was that was. That was the first place I experienced
the the oh in the pool.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Know what it was.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Now we're not talking about the New York Jets.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I was wondering which jets you were speaking of.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
What about you, Nate? Come on, well, come on, talk
talk to me.

Speaker 10 (01:58):
Embarrassing I uh, I really enjoyed sleeping with.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Pillows, sleeping or humping. So you humped your pillows?

Speaker 11 (02:07):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (02:09):
Yeah, yes, Nate.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
I don't know how to Yeah, I know you pretty
much said it.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
You don't have to say anything else. Stop right there.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, did your pillows?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Uh? Okay, I think you know that's way too far.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Okay, stop it stopping. We're just just telling us about
your your affection for your pillows.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's a froggy.

Speaker 10 (02:29):
I feel embarrassed now.

Speaker 13 (02:31):
I got My mom took me to the doctor one
time because she said there's something wrong with him. He
says he has to go to the bathroom like five
six times a day.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
They thought I had a stomach ache all the time.
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, of course we know.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Who was it.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
It was Andrew, your assistant.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Andrew used to do something and is great. He actually
told us.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
On the air the other day he did.

Speaker 9 (02:57):
I don't know if he's saying if he's listening right now,
but his was fascinating and it upset his mom when
she found out what was going.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Can you tell us about the stickers you earned as
a child. Yeah, so we had the eating cereal No, yeah, okay,
So we had twins up the street and they would
give me stickers. Know what kind of stickers, like little
kid stickers? Yeah, really shiny ones. Yeah, they were nice.
It would give me stickers if I pull down my pants.

(03:24):
So he would go home with all these stickers, and
your mom would ask you, where'd you get all these stickers?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, and you told her why.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
You know, And she wasn't the happiest person in the
world when I told her. This conversation is so uncomfortable.
I love it.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
It makes me laugh so hard. Everyone just does weird stuff.
Kids are weird.

Speaker 13 (03:41):
I got sent home from kindergarten one time because I
kept showing all the girls my under roos.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
I got new under ruths. They were like Superman unders.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
They're fine.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
I got sent home from kindergarten.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Speaking of under rus.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
When Alex was a little boy, he was mad because
he got under rus and he couldn't fly because the
kid in the comer, she'll put on his Superman under
under rus and could actually fly.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh yeah, it is false advertising.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
He couldn't fly. He was very disappointing. But there's nothing
dirty about that. This is kind of on the border
of pervy conversation.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
But who was it that.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Was just lay down on top of Oh that was
my boyfriend, your boyfriend, Brandon.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
What did he do?

Speaker 9 (04:19):
Apparently he and his brother both used to lay on
the neighbor naked, just lay there and then I got
in trouble because the neighbor's dad came home and caught
his brother doing it.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
But they weren't doing anything.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
They were anything.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
They would just lay there, which I think is the
funniest thing ever. And then I made him demonstrate to me, like,
can you show me exactly what happened?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Just lay there, laid there dead, Wait my lungs, get
off me.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Text message. I had my first lesbian experience as an
elementary schooler in a refrigerator box with my friend. I
would practice making out on the twist top of gatorade bottles.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
That sounds painful?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
What oh here? Who's calling is Zachary?

Speaker 14 (05:01):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Zachary?

Speaker 15 (05:03):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Hello, what's going Good morning?

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Good morning Zachary, and what story are you calling to report?

Speaker 16 (05:11):
One year for Christmas, I got a purse gloves with
fur inside to say.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
I became very fond of one of them, and the
other one got a little jealous. It's like, what about me?
Why do you like the left glove? I'm a fiery
gave make love to me, Zachary. Weird.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
It's one thing to remember it from from your childhood.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
It's an nothing. It's another thing to talk about it
on a nationally syndicated morning show.

Speaker 16 (05:41):
Yay, oh I had to be eleven or twelve, but yeah,
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (05:46):
All right, Zachary, You're not alone. You're all good.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
People.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Thank you for calling. You have a good day.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 16 (05:52):
Guys are great?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
What's that CONDI?

Speaker 9 (05:54):
People who are like, I didn't do anything weird? Liar,
Yes you did, you did something. Maybe you weren't hanging
out by a pool jet, but she did something weird?

Speaker 6 (06:00):
I know, scary, scary? What did you and your friends
used to do?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
We used to have measuring sessions.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
And it was on the one on one occasion.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
How long ago was that?

Speaker 6 (06:12):
It was the last month?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Scary?

Speaker 13 (06:15):
Well, where did you come in and said? Measuring session?
Where you Okay, you know what.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
We can have this conversation. But there's a limit. There's
a line.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
There's a line. There's a line. I think we crossed
it when the guy talked about it ski glove.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
How long is the line?

Speaker 6 (06:30):
What did I just say that yes you did, Yes
you did?

Speaker 5 (06:34):
And we finally we go talk to Claire.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Hello, Claire, hi, Alis, how are you? We're doing well?
So your daughter when she was three years old. What
would she do?

Speaker 17 (06:45):
She would sit at daycare and shake her leg back
and forth and just for hours, just sit there. And
I'm like, They're like, she needs to stop shaking her leg,
and I'm like, why, what did you think?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
You think it was anxiety?

Speaker 17 (06:58):
Yeah, I just thought she was nervous and just like
scared to be in school. But nope, she would just
sit there and enjoy herself all hey long as she could.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
Wow, I would too if I could. You know what
I'm saying, Well, definitely, I know, you know, but when
you were kids, we were all kids, you know, Claire,
We didn't We just didn't know what it meant, except
for Scary's measuring sessions.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
But you know, we didn't know.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
What it meant.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
We didn't know it was. It was the innocence of childhood,
you know. And then at some point you know what
you're doing, then you need to stop it, or at
least don't talk about it to anyone.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
At some point it becomes a crime, it.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
Does, all right, Claire, Thanks for I'm sure your daughter
would be mortified if she knew.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
You were on the radio right now.

Speaker 18 (07:40):
Probably have a great day.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Thank you, thanks for listening and all the you know,
and a lot of guys, little boys out there, those
poor vacuum cleaners.

Speaker 13 (07:50):
This one guy just thank you.

Speaker 16 (07:53):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's Stojia Cats.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
It's the weekend. It Billy Eli. Hey, this is Luke
Comb's wishing you a happy thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
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Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's whack a doodle time.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
It is whack a doodle time.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
My ups are so hard.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Oh, look up at the stars. You're telling us how
our day's going to be with horoscopes. Producer Sam Hi,
How are you doing.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
A with today?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's Thursday.

Speaker 19 (08:43):
There's only one on Thursday, all right.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
They celebrate a birthday today.

Speaker 13 (08:46):
You need to celebrate with Bill Nye and happy birthday
to you, Sagittarius.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
You'll get the last word. Without even saying it loud.
Your day's an eight, Cabricorn.

Speaker 19 (08:54):
You are thinking ten steps ahead, so let them underestimate you.
It just makes your wins Louderay's any, Aquarius.

Speaker 13 (09:01):
The answer you're waiting for isn't delayed, that you just
haven't been still enough to hear it.

Speaker 19 (09:05):
Your days of seven, Hey, Pisces, you are floating through
today without direction, and.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's starting to show in your work.

Speaker 13 (09:11):
Ooh, your days of six aris that impossible thing you
keep putting off.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
You're actually ready to start your day's of nine, hey Taurus.

Speaker 19 (09:19):
Just because you're evolving quietly doesn't mean it's not a revolution.

Speaker 13 (09:22):
Your days of six, Jim and I, slipping off the
grid might be the most grounded move you'll make all week.

Speaker 19 (09:28):
Your days of nine ooh, cancer, and nothing feels exciting
right now because you are chasing what used to fit,
not what fits now.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Your day's an eight, hey Leo.

Speaker 13 (09:37):
It's not your job to absorb every crisis. Sometimes the
best help is none at all.

Speaker 19 (09:41):
Your Day's of nine, Ooh, Virgos, That slight sign of
comparison is your soul begging you to try.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Your days of.

Speaker 13 (09:48):
Seven, Lebro, What you're hiding from others is starting to
hide you from yourself.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Your day's a five.

Speaker 19 (09:54):
And finally, Scorpio, if you've been waiting for a sign
to take a risk, this is it. Go your days
of ten and those your Thursday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Let's see what else I just had this. I have
piles of stuff. I don't even know where to start.
I don't know, grab.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Something from the middle. That's where I start always.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
You know what I'm gonna shuffle right here?

Speaker 6 (10:14):
All right? Okay, yes, straight Nate.

Speaker 10 (10:20):
We were going to talk about pen pals. Yeah, fourteen
topics ago off the air.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
So gund He brought up a pen pal from when
she was a little girl, and so she decided to
look him up and see what he's all about.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Right, Yes, in second grade, we had an assignment to
just write letters to a random person. Mine was in Arizona,
and we were pen pals for maybe a year, just
going back and forth, and we never spoke again, you know,
And for some reason I thought about him the other day,
looked him up because I was like, maybe I should
say hi, And then everything I saw on his profile
was a big no for me. Starting with a shared

(10:53):
account with the wife. So I was like, this is
not a good good thing for me to be doing. Interesting.
How different are lives? Became wish you well, Dmitri?

Speaker 6 (11:03):
All right, so I know you were how old when
you were pin and paling with him?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Like eight? Okay, poor Nate.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Nate actually had a pen pal who never wrote back.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Yeah, oh Nate.

Speaker 10 (11:14):
It was true school, so like one classroom would write
to another classroom, and you know, you would get that
the teacher would get the envelope full of full of
the other envelopes and then she was passing them out.
My kid didn't write to me. Everybody's reading their letters
from Kosovo or wherever.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
You got nothing.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
I got nothing.

Speaker 20 (11:33):
I didn't have a pen pal, but I used to sponsor.
You know when you can sponsor some children and you
see it on television and you write to them. They
would write back and they would make me little cards
and stuff, and it was very very cool for a while.
And I think they got old and they aged out
of the system, but it was, it was. It was
actually pretty cool to receive those and they would translate
them because they'd be in another language, so somebody would

(11:53):
translate them for you.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
I will tell you we do receive a lot of
mail from prisons.

Speaker 20 (11:58):
Yes, oh, I got.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
A letter the other day. Hey, it was great. Scotty
sent it to me.

Speaker 9 (12:02):
It was for my birthday. But it was a beautiful turtle.
It was like an excellent prison drawing.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
So you know, if we want better ratings, we need
to go to the people who are held captive.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I love jail mail, that's my thing.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
But thank you.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
We love hearing from anyone and everyone.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
Amy.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
On line two, she's had a pen palce and she
was in seventh grade almost forty years Amy, that's crazy.
So have you ever met this person in person?

Speaker 21 (12:31):
Only once? But I have to take a morning.

Speaker 11 (12:33):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
It's exciting to have you here. Okay, So you met
this person one time?

Speaker 21 (12:41):
Okay, So seventh grade. We started at ten pounds when
it was an assignment, like Gandhi was saying, in seventh grade,
and we met once because I went to England and
she had time to meet me at the airport right last.
But otherwise it's all letters and pictures and Christmas presents
and now it's checks and face times.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Wow, oh cool. How often do you speak with your
pen pal?

Speaker 21 (13:04):
I would say, we try like every other.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
Month or so, Okay, that's not bad, that's good. Yes,
So what how gosh, so how is a man woman?

Speaker 15 (13:16):
I don't know a woman?

Speaker 21 (13:18):
Philippuff from England. We're both teachers, so we both started
teaching around the same time. We're about the same age.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
You know.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
The pen power relationship is interesting to me.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
I'm just trying.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
I'm trying to put myself in those shoes. I mean,
it's a constant in your life, right, you know. You
know if you write to her, she's gonna write back
at the same time. You you know each other, and
I'm assuming you don't know each other extremely well, but
pretty well, right.

Speaker 21 (13:47):
I feel like I know her like a best friend.
I feel like I've met her a person a thousand times.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
It's a nun.

Speaker 20 (13:54):
Here's my question. How come you won't go to like
the UK and like spend a week there on vacation
with her to like have you know, just to experience it.

Speaker 21 (14:02):
I don't know. It just didn't work out that way.

Speaker 22 (14:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 21 (14:06):
We kind of talked about one time we were going
to try to meet at Disney, but that never really happened.
Like she was gonna come here, you know, but I'm
not sure. But I do feel like I know her
like any other friend that I see in person all
the time.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
And I love that. I love that in respect, I still.

Speaker 21 (14:24):
Have letters on that air mail paper you know that
did Yeah, air mail paper.

Speaker 23 (14:29):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Absolutely, and those envelopes I had, like the red, white,
and blue.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Hey listen, uh. But you know, to Daniel's point, maybe
it's best this relationship remain as such.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
If you guys force forced physical time together, I don't know,
it may ruin it, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
Maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Maybe I'm wrong, you know, maybe I don't know that could.

Speaker 9 (14:54):
I think that the pen power relationship is such a
different relationship than you have with anybody else.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Because you get to actively choose.

Speaker 9 (15:01):
To only share certain parts of your life with them,
Whereas when you meet in person and you become friends in.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Real life, then they're actually a.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
Part of kind of your every day and you can't
hide things, and you can't make yourself look awesome by
only telling them the good. It's like a random internet friend.
You know, it's not right real. I don't like it's real,
but it's not real.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
I don't want to know what a slob I am? Right, Amy,
excellent story almost forty years or pen pal over in England.
I think that's cool.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Amy.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Thank you for listening. It's a pleasure talking to you.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (15:32):
Love you guys, most love you.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Nina on line three has several pen pals.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Whoa in jail?

Speaker 5 (15:40):
So, Nina, how many? How many pen pounds are you juggling?

Speaker 24 (15:46):
So?

Speaker 18 (15:46):
I had probably about, no, probably about thirty pen pals
full time job.

Speaker 20 (15:54):
Yeah, how do you keep up with that?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Form?

Speaker 25 (15:56):
Letter?

Speaker 18 (15:56):
It was like it was my whole life. Like I
spent every day like going to the door and like
waiting for the mails to come because I had, like
I got more mail than like anyone else in my
family because I had pen pals from like literally every
country in the world. Like it was crazy how many
pen pals.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
I had a pen pal hoarder, a bot full of.

Speaker 18 (16:17):
All the letters at home.

Speaker 26 (16:19):
It's insane.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
So did you give it up? I mean, when's last
to me? Actually wrote a letter to someone?

Speaker 18 (16:24):
So I gave it up a while ago, but I
still stayed in touch, Like, thank God for social media.
I stayed in touch with several of them. One of
them just had a baby. She lives in Scotland. Hi, carrots,
if you're listening. And then we I have a couple
that actually ended up in New York City and so
I was able to meet up with them and it
turned out that they were Penthals too, like we became

(16:47):
friends on the same like Penthal chain. So all three
of us have stayed in touch.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Wow, pen pals, you know what, definitely before the age
of of Instagram on Twitter and everything in Facebook.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Remember Facebook.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Well, listen, Nina, thank you for calling and thanks for
being on the show thirty pin Pals. That's a lot
of work, but you must have been really into it,
you know.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
I love that.

Speaker 18 (17:09):
Thank you. I love you guys so much.

Speaker 15 (17:13):
We love you more.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
You'll never love us as much as we love you.
Hold one second, Nina, thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 27 (17:23):
Turkey Turkey, Turkey, my baby, Gobble Gobble Gobble.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
God, Happy Thanksgiving, Turkey, Happy Thanksgiving. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
You know, every once in a while, when all the
stupid stuff comes out of our show, we talk about something,
it turns into a big thing. We learned so much
about the human condition on this show. You know what
I'm saying, And hey, call us now, if you've thrown
something while you're mad, boo. I mean everyone recalled something
they do. I remember one time I was mad, I
didn't throw something. I opened a book and ripped the pages.

(18:01):
Ask Alex about that one.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
Did it make you feel better though, when you've thrown things,
ripped out the pages, did you feel a little better now?

Speaker 6 (18:08):
Because it's in the middle of being really angry. I
mean it was I don't even know what book it was,
wasn't mine.

Speaker 9 (18:13):
I'm telling you what Burning photos of people that you
dislike is so satisfying.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
We see that's a premeditated thing.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
It is.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
So if someone has screwed you over Gandhi and you
take their photo, you have to take You have to
get the photo, you have to set it on something
that's not going to catch on fire. Then you have
to find a lighter. Then you catch it on fire.
I mean there's almost a ritual thing. There's something going on.

Speaker 20 (18:33):
There's friend who's a witch and she does something to it.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
But if you're like ah and you open a book
and rip the pages out, that's like boom. Or if
you pick up something and throw it.

Speaker 20 (18:43):
Oh, yeah, that's that would be me. Yeah, yeah, I
would do that. I did it to scary. I threw
shoes last night. Actually not at somebody.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Though, but you didn't have time to think about it.
You just picked them up through.

Speaker 20 (18:52):
I took them off my feet, and as I'm taking
I was so aggravated at something. As I'm taking them
off my feet, I took one and I went, who
was it that family member?

Speaker 7 (19:01):
And then the other.

Speaker 20 (19:02):
Shoes, I took it off and I went and so
both shoes went on the ground like that.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
Okay, I didn't throw.

Speaker 20 (19:08):
Them at anyone.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
But let's let's investigate Gandhi for just a moment to Yeah,
let's talk about your premeditated.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Burning of the picture.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Yes, because it takes time to carry this out, Yes
it does.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
Well, I mean it's only happened a few times in
my life, but there was just one person.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
One well, there's.

Speaker 9 (19:25):
One person that I did it too, three times. So
I really needed to purge everything about her from my life.
All of the junk that she left at my house,
all the photos that I had with her, anything that
just reminded me of her, smelled like her, looked like
her she had to go.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
How long ago was that?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Maybe like nine years ago?

Speaker 5 (19:42):
To Okay, is she still out of your life?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Hell?

Speaker 9 (19:44):
Yeah, okay, never to enter back in there. But I
just really needed to get rid of all of it,
and I was so angry. I didn't even want her
to have a chance of getting it back, and I
didn't want to look at her. So I burned all
of it. And I had no idea how satisfying burning
those photos was, but man, it felt good. I just
got to watch her face just melt away in the Wow.

Speaker 28 (20:00):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
I mean that was a deeply rooted issue you had
with her, obviously still have it.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
If I see it right now, I'll punch her in
the throat.

Speaker 9 (20:06):
No, bandy, I'm telling you, you guys, it would be
on my side.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
You would be on my side.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Please tell everyone you're kidding.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Find I'm kidding for the air.

Speaker 20 (20:17):
I do know why this is the girl. Yeah, and
I understand where she's coming from, because this person is
just a horrible human being. Okay, Yes, I get to
see what she did.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Oh, let's talk about what Gandhi's done, and let's think
about how we can play. Is there something or someone
in your life that you really truly need to have
a ceremony, because that was basically a ceremonial thing.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Actually ceremony.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
You took time to find these items, to burn them,
and to watch them go slowly. This wasn't like throwing
a book because you're mad. No, So I mean yeah,
I mean, Daniel, you've never like planned out No, no,
some kind of ceremony.

Speaker 20 (20:53):
I probably if I know, I've never I mean I
Robby would like to have.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
I know, I do stuff out.

Speaker 13 (20:59):
I have to be really angry by the time I
feel remorse after being a jackass. Like if I do
if I throw something or damage something or get mad
or scream at somebody, I feel remorse pretty soon thereafter.
So if I planned something out, reality kicks in. I'm like, yeah,
you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 20 (21:14):
Except that one time that the girl threw up in
the limousine.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
Okay, but I was right in that case.

Speaker 20 (21:19):
What so wait, so Froggy I went out there for
one of Lisa's birthday celebrations, and Froggy got us a
limo that he got on loan from somebody.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
They still have limos.

Speaker 20 (21:29):
Yeah, this was years ago, and a grown woman threw
up all over the limo, and Froggy was responsible. And
I have never seen missed Froggy that mad. He was
not an avocare for that night.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Wow, it was not good.

Speaker 20 (21:43):
It was I didn't throw up, wasn't me?

Speaker 6 (21:46):
So yeah, I don't know how we kind of got subject.
I can see how mad. You were, right, it was mad,
But you didn't throw something, did you?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
No?

Speaker 27 (21:53):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (21:54):
No, no, no, I know, I know I think I did.
But in that point I was justified in my feelings.
But you ask if I I've ever planned anything, and
I generally tend to come to my senses and say, hey,
you should just move on. If I plan something out,
I have to react immediately and then I feel remorse.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Well there's two I think there are two different things.
If you if you act out immediately throwing something out
of anger or ripping the pages out of a book
like I did, it's just, uh, you almost can't control
it in a way. But if you stop and go, Okay,
I'm going to get all these pictures of this friend
of mine together, and I'm going to find a place
where I won't burn down the house. I'm going to
burn them all. That is like I said, premeditated. I

(22:32):
gotta think this thing through, because that's that's some serious stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yes, it was. You were right, I premeditated all of it.
It was a slow burn.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
Well I have never done this before. I did it work?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:43):
Did you really truly feel a nice separation, a cut off?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I felt a lot better about the situation.

Speaker 9 (22:50):
I'm telling you what. Watching a photo burn is very satisfying.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
If you're angry.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
You don't have photo anymore.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
They're all digital on my camera.

Speaker 9 (22:56):
I print stuff out all the time. I have a
little instacs printer, polaroids.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Yeah, another reason to love intact things are awesome. We
can burn pictures of friends, yes, yes, no, there's a
market for that. They should go for that.

Speaker 28 (23:08):
Yes.

Speaker 20 (23:09):
Well, you remember of Valentine's Day the radio station would
have like the big Valentines.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
We have the wood chipper.

Speaker 20 (23:14):
Yeah, they had the when you would put the pictures
shred your ax and you put and you put all
your pictures through this wood chipper and it comes out
on the other end and shreds.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
That sounds glorious, straight innate.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
Have you ever had a premeditated service we actually ritualistically
burned something?

Speaker 29 (23:30):
Oh god, yeah, yes, you had absolutely, you really. Yeah,
you had to think it through and had to plan.

Speaker 10 (23:41):
I had a pile and I had a place to
burn stuff, and I had burned it all.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
It was great.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Well, that's another thing we do in Santa Fe every year,
we h they torch the Zobra. Yeah, and it's this
huge foury foot tall marionette that screams where they catch
them on fire, and you're actually it's kind of scary
and freaky, but it's you'rtually burning up the year of dread.
You know that anything that in the past year screwed
you over. You're writing down on a piece of paper,
put it at the feet of the zebra and.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Wow, I like that.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah, it's weird seeing this marionette moving and screaming like
it's on fire. Statistic.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
I'll never see that again.

Speaker 20 (24:19):
Do you think that anybody in this room has had
somebody do that for them?

Speaker 12 (24:23):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Wow, Danielle, Okay, you've all died that right back.

Speaker 20 (24:27):
Uh huh. I wonder there's a couple of people. I
wonder if they ever did something like.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
That to you. Yeah, yeah, no, I know, I didn't
know what's happened to me. At least twice. One had
to voot it all. Someone else burned all my stuff.

Speaker 13 (24:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Yeah, I do know people who have been very very
mad at me. But of course you know me, mister Justification.
Well that was their problem, not mine, right, and it
was was it me, It was them.

Speaker 27 (24:51):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 6 (24:51):
This is fallout boy.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Hey, I'm a Sharon.

Speaker 22 (24:54):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
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Speaker 1 (25:26):
Our family to yours. Happy Thanksgiving, Elvis da ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Yeah, so Nate has to go to the dermatologists today,
and everyone should go once a year.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
You need to get a check out.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
You never know what's on your body that could be
killing you literally, and you know it's good to.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Get it checked out.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
And then when you get a good, clean bill of health,
You're like, okay, good, I didn't destroy my skin this year, right,
But he has to be totally naked, exposed to the world,
right in front of your doctor.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Good.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
They need to see every square interview and they look
at you with a magnifying glass. Really, yeah, they want
to see if you have anything going on with your skin.
It's good. So it got us talking about, you know,
all the professions out there where people have to see
naked people every day, multiple people every day naked. So
I'm assuming I must make the assumption that after a while,
it's like it's another naked person. It just really is

(26:17):
nothing more than that. Like Leslie on nine eleven, for instance,
she's a paramedic. You see naked people all the time.
Good morning, Leslie. Thank you for being out there being
a paramedic and keeping people alive.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
We appreciate that.

Speaker 14 (26:29):
Thank it's good to talk to you. I listen to
you guys.

Speaker 13 (26:31):
Every single day.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Well, thank you so much. Now, on average, how many
nude bodies do you see per day or per week?

Speaker 15 (26:39):
Oh, at least once a shift.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah, you have to rip the clothes off and turn
to a wound or something. I mean, what's the number
one reason you have to see people naked if you're
a paramedic.

Speaker 15 (26:49):
Well, it various.

Speaker 14 (26:51):
Sometimes they die that way, Sometimes they have injuries. Sometimes
they have problems with accessories that they can't get out.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Wait, let's back up. Oh so yeah, sometimes they put
things in places they shouldn't be putting them in those places, right, Yes,
so you can to pull that up.

Speaker 14 (27:10):
It creates a sumption. Yes, sure, that's pretty embarrassing when
you walk in their house and they're like trying to
be discreet about it, but their pants are at their
ankles and they're just unable to get up because reads
are stuck.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Yeah, sometimes you can't get them out anyway. So you
see naked people all the time. So before you were
a paramedic, if you saw if you saw a nude body,
I'm assuming it was a different thing back then than
it is now because now it's your job now you
have to see them, and usually they're in a weird state.

Speaker 14 (27:39):
Of health, absolutely, and it's just like looking at someone's
hand or their face.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
It just becomes another body part.

Speaker 20 (27:45):
But wait, but come on, there's never been a time
where something was really weird or really big where you
were like, oh, come on, did you see that?

Speaker 7 (27:55):
You know?

Speaker 14 (27:57):
Yeah, actually there was a younger teenager. It went to
the trauma day and when they were finished removing his clothes,
it kind of sumped over his leg and hit the
table a sound.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
What a lucky guy. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
You know.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
A friend of mine is a mortician, and he said,
they all, you know, when they're having to take care
of the body and do the embalming whatever.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Every once in a while they look at each other
and go, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
A lot of people are gonna cry at that funeral.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
All right, but Leslie, you know what you do it
for a living, so the nude body to use like
no big thing, unless it's that guy you're talking about exactly.
All right, Leslie, have a great day. Thanks for talking
about nudity, and we appreciate it.

Speaker 15 (28:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 21 (28:46):
I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
You too.

Speaker 13 (28:49):
She said, it slumped over his leg and made a
sound when it hit the table.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
God, what's that all about. Amanda is only three? Now,
Amanda work for a tanning salon, so you do spray
tans for men and women. So Amanda, I must assume
nudity to you is just another day at the office.

Speaker 11 (29:08):
Right, it's just another day at the office, right, I mean,
you've seen it all, so I'm sure people.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Are very, very very nervous about taking their clothes off
in front of you, some more than others, right, I
mean yeah, I.

Speaker 23 (29:24):
Just really try and make everybody feel comfortable, you know,
like it really is just another day for me. And
I feel like once you've seen one, you've seen it all,
you know.

Speaker 7 (29:35):
Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
You guys agree, yeah, yeah, See, we're we're doing what
we do for a living. We just don't really have
nudity here, so we're kind of jealous in a way.

Speaker 7 (29:45):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
I don't know anyway, So are people spray tanning their
private parts?

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Are guys doing that?

Speaker 23 (29:53):
They do here? We don't have a lot of them,
but you know, occasionally we have of the special guys
that come in.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Guys, what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Special guys?

Speaker 23 (30:09):
Most of the time they're a little.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Weird, I guess special.

Speaker 23 (30:16):
I don't know. They have special requests for how they're
sprays hands because you know, when when it is not yes,
the last when it's not hard, you know what shrnks
up and you don't get all of the skin exposed.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
So they need to have to stretch it out.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Yeah, you have to stretch that, now, do you do
you do both sides?

Speaker 23 (30:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Do you think some of these guys.

Speaker 23 (30:54):
And under a car they just kind of have to
like lift it up and you.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Know, okay, Hey, Amanda, do you think these guys come
in and they just have their thing spray tand because
they just want you to touch it. I don't know.

Speaker 23 (31:10):
There's literally no doubt in my mind about that.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Well, God, God help them, please if that's how you
get your jolly's. I just don't know if I want
mine Tand I mean I don't want to go Hey,
look at my wait, look at my brown look at that.
I just don't know if it's my conversation I want
to have with someone.

Speaker 23 (31:34):
They are very surprised when the cold solution hits their
package and all of their neighbors go north.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 20 (31:42):
I mean when when when you get a spray tand
it is it really is cold wherever it touches, You're like,
oo do that little jumping.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
By the way, do we all agree Amanda has walked
through this minefield. You have done such a great job
and trying to describe this stuff, Amanda, you can get
the blue Ribbon of the day. Thanks for listening to Samanna,
and good luck this weekend.

Speaker 23 (32:03):
Hey, thanks guys for being the best part of my morning.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Well, thank you for being the best part of our morning. Actually,
gonna be honest. Let's go talk to Ashley on line
twenty four. Ashley sees nudity works at a prison. So, Ashley,
in what different situations working in a prison do you
see nude people?

Speaker 22 (32:22):
Well, normally, when like people come in to visit, we
are just supposed to just pat them down to make
sure that they don't have anything extra. But a lot
of girls, when a lot of girls, when I ask
them to like shake out their broth, they just lift
up their shirt and show me all I got.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Right At that point, I'm just like, I'm in prison.
What else do I have to lose? Right?

Speaker 22 (32:44):
I also have one I had one girl when I
told her, I'm like, go ahead, step in the shakedown room.
I gotta get this girl. I will, I'm pat her down,
I'm gonna go check her and then I'll come back.
And I walk in the room and.

Speaker 26 (32:54):
She's completely naked.

Speaker 22 (32:56):
And I'm like, no, no, this is just a pat
shirts like not getting.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
She's like, you know what, I'm going to remove all doubt,
just take it all off.

Speaker 22 (33:05):
I don't know pretty much. I was like, I don't
need to see all that.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Well you did, Ashley.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Thank you for working in the penal system.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I guess we could.

Speaker 20 (33:18):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
No.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Thanks for being on the front lines, Ashley. You stay safe, okay,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 15 (33:25):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
And finally, Nicole Line twenty three, Nicole, why are you laughing?

Speaker 20 (33:31):
Because I'm just thinking Nate, when Dina does your spray
tand do you let her see your package?

Speaker 6 (33:37):
No?

Speaker 10 (33:37):
I kind of wear very revealing underwear, but I don't
let her see the pack.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Ok Hey, Nicole, how.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Are you doing?

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Nicole is a massage therapist, and you know what I love.
I love getting a great massage. I'm going to get
one in a couple of days. And you know, a
lot of my friends are so adamant against taking off
all their clothes and getting under the sheet, even though
there's a great chance you're and can I see everything?
Or who cares? It's a massage? So Nicole, you see
naked people all the time.

Speaker 23 (34:06):
All the time, right every time, and it's always then
they just lay out on the table with the dog
hanging in the air.

Speaker 19 (34:13):
I didn't have to meet under the seat.

Speaker 20 (34:16):
Have you ever in the middle of the massage seen
the sheet rise like a ghost all the time.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
Yeah, you know what, giving massages there are two things
that you get used to. It's guys that get hard
and farts. They happen. Farts happen, erections happen. You just
you have to get over. Yeah, I know, it's like

(34:43):
I can't so like I remember when Alex started getting massages.
He's like, I gotta wear my underwear. Don't take your
underwear off, dude, it's a massage. But people are they're
very vain, right, Nicole, very vain.

Speaker 15 (34:55):
Yes, very vain.

Speaker 23 (34:57):
I say, just take it all off because I'm on
work on your dairy.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
You're also, yeah, gotta get it, gotta get that's the best.

Speaker 20 (35:03):
The butt muscles.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Oh yeah, I know. Well, look, Nicole, you keep on
doing what you're doing. And thank you for listening to us.
Thank you so much. I love that to you too.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
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Speaker 1 (35:39):
Happy Thanksgiving. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
So one day we're sitting on an airplane and the
guide comes on and says, you know, that's the flight attendant. Okay,
we're now, you know, buckle up and this and that.
And then he says, all right, as we've asked you,
please turn off all cell phones.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
You must go to airplane mode.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Now I see on my meet or heard that four
of you have not done it yet. We now know
that four of you have not turned on your airplane mode.
And I'm thinking to myself, this guy is a liar. Yeah,
he is full of crack. But you know, as soon
as soon as he said that, all the dummies on
the plane started looking at the Oh oh god, I hope

(36:18):
he's not on his meter.

Speaker 20 (36:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
I can see Elvis at that moment taking flight mode
off his phone and being like, let's see if he
says phone, ye oh, did.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
You just get an next one on your meter.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
So the question is, and I'm going to give you
an example in a moment of how we lie to you,
or how radio has been lying to you all these years.
You're not supposed to give this, so, uh, you know,
how do you lie to people in your business? We
have this thing and it really isn't happening as much
now as it was in the past. We say, hey,
if you want to hear a song, call us. Now,

(36:52):
well you wouldn't call us, but go, oh ye, I
need to play that. I go and I put the
computer and play Quis John from from Babylon called and
wanted to hear it.

Speaker 30 (37:01):
Right.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
No, but we what we do do sometimes a lot
of times is we'll tabulate. So if we get one
hundred calls for Ariana Grande today, we know that song
is very popular. We need to play it more. But
when you call and request it, I'm not playing it
just for you. And that's a radio lie.

Speaker 20 (37:18):
But you think it's just for you when it comes on,
you get so excited.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
And go, oh my gosh, it's my request.

Speaker 9 (37:23):
I was definitely the person who used to be like, oh,
call with a request.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I'm calling right now.

Speaker 9 (37:27):
And then I would call and nobody would ever play
what I wanted them to play, but the DJ would
always say.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I'm gonna play it and we'll get right on that.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
Were lying. Yeah, thanks guys, all right, I need to
know more lies anyone from any other any other industries.

Speaker 20 (37:40):
Trying to think of when I worked in fast food,
what we used to sell people.

Speaker 9 (37:44):
I think, Well, so one thing I know we used
to do when I worked in a restaurant was we
would make pretty much almost always decaf coffee because we
didn't want to accidentally mix it up because you know,
servers will go back and forth not necessarily pay attention,
so we never wanted to give people caffeine that weren't.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Supposed to have caffee. So it's just cracked decaf across
the board. Yeah, but what if I needed that.

Speaker 20 (38:04):
To keep awake in my car and I wound up
having a car accident my home because I was asleep.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Go to a restaurant so they can focus.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Go to a coffee place. We were good at salad bars.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Wait, Ghani is another one.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
I have another one when I was a bartender and
we used to make drinks for people. Sometimes they would
come back and be like, there's not enough alcohol in here.
What's going on with this drink? So we would put
just a little bit of alcohol in the straw. So
when they took the sip, it hit like a ton
of bricks.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
No, I hate you.

Speaker 20 (38:30):
I think a lot of pill ices do that. It
was a lot of places.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
Do that live I'm putting alcohol.

Speaker 20 (38:37):
No, they just do that to begin with. They put
alcohol in the straw. So you think there's more in
the drink than there really hits you.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Like train bam and I'm like, how do you like
that drink? No, it's the same drink.

Speaker 20 (38:47):
We used to tell people of fast food restaurants. No,
that didn't fall on the floor before I.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Served it to that story that was about the guy
that put his scrotum in someone's salad.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Oh, it was a salsa.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
It was a salsa he put his it was scroted him.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Also, why did he do that?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Because he's an idiot?

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Because he could Was he mad at someone?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, he was upset.

Speaker 9 (39:05):
It was a delivery thing, like one of the delivery services,
and he dipped his boys in the salsa and he
recorded it and.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
Then yeah, I don't need you tea bag at my salsa.

Speaker 20 (39:15):
Wait, didn't somebody do that to you either your salad
or scary sala?

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Didn't he great tea claimed his scary salad.

Speaker 20 (39:22):
And then he ate it and we took videos.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
All right, But anyway, but we lied about it, all right.
We got liars calling.

Speaker 20 (39:30):
All our listeners.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
Let's go talk to.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
Betty line eighteen, Hey Betty, how are you Mark? So
we were lying about Betty. Let's go talk to Mark
on fifteen high Mark. How are you?

Speaker 15 (39:44):
Hi?

Speaker 24 (39:44):
Hello, lady, hello, lady.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
All right, what do you do for a living?

Speaker 6 (39:47):
Are you the liar or do you know of a
lying industry?

Speaker 16 (39:51):
Well?

Speaker 24 (39:52):
I am the liar. I'm a college student. But on
the weekends I worked from a production company and I
worked a photo booth and all the time will come
up to the photo boot and they want to take
a picture, but only two strips of the pictures come out.
So they're always asked me, oh, can you please, you know,
print out more. I'm like, listen, I have to shut
down the system. I can't just come back. At the
end of the night, I promise I will print out

(40:13):
morey Oh, thank you so much, Okay, And by the
end of the night they just forget. And you know,
it's a funny line. I don't have to do anything.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Oh they all get drunk and don't come back, all right. See,
but you just want to You just want to preserve
you want to preserve your sanity, and you just don't
want to sit there and wait on them all day.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
What's the funny part.

Speaker 24 (40:31):
The funny thing is that you would think that the
old people are forgetting. It's the old people that always
remember to come back at the end of the night.
All the young people, they're all too drunk to remember.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
Yep, that's us. I mean that's I'm all but drunk.
So I'm both. Thank you very much, Mark, I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
I love you too.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Oh my god, all of these people texting in these
are the funny ones. My favorite was she was a
therapist and she says, every time I tell someone, oh,
it's all gonna be all right, I'm lying.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
Oh my god, she says, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
I don't know the outcome. That's right, it's going to
be okay.

Speaker 20 (41:04):
But you have to say that. You can't say, oh,
your life semester, there's no hope for you. I mean,
you can't say.

Speaker 7 (41:08):
That and what about it.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
If you're a lawyer, you're supposed to lie. Yeah, No,
maybe bend the truth.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Let's go talk to UH line eight. It's John.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Oh, he works in sales. There you go, Hey John,
how are you?

Speaker 15 (41:22):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I'm good.

Speaker 31 (41:23):
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
So you're in sales and so you have to bend
the truth from time to time.

Speaker 31 (41:28):
I do pretty much on a daily basis. It's not
too much of a you know, extended lie, but I basically,
you know, we have quarterly promotions, and I basically tell
all my clients, you know, this promotion's ending at the
end of the day. Sometimes they'll create my own promotions.
You have to be back today, that kind of thing.
It's it's not too much, but I pretty much get

(41:49):
my way and I exceed my quarter quorders.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
So there you go.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
You know, is that the same as when you see
those commercials selling hand cream and says you only have
thirty seconds to call this number nine?

Speaker 20 (41:59):
Yes, And when you're online and you go to buy
something on like Amazon or something that says only four left,
that's bs because then I go check it again and
it says only six left.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
All right, Thank thank you, John.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Hold one, hold on second, let's go talk to Maddie
online twenty four. Uh you're work in retail, Maddie, Maddy?
Hi guys, Yeah yeah, okay, were you selling what clothing?

Speaker 32 (42:26):
Or I used to work at baths and Bodyworks?

Speaker 6 (42:31):
So oh okay, so we give them the place, all right?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
So?

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Uh and what was the permissible lie at bath and Bodyworks?

Speaker 32 (42:39):
Well, it's not just a Bath and body Works. I
know for a fact that it happens at other stores too,
just for my friends. But anytime that someone asked us
to go check in the back, nine times out of
ten we would just kind of go back and eat
food or check our phone.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Rude, Oh, because he always knew, you always knew there
was nothing in the back.

Speaker 32 (43:04):
Well, they always sent us really weird amounts of products,
so we would have eight thousand types of one product,
and the one that they were looking for is that
everyone was looking for. We never had enough.

Speaker 15 (43:17):
H See.

Speaker 20 (43:17):
Then I want to thank the people in Target because
the other day I was looking for something specific and
the lady said, oh, I think a box just arrived,
and she actually went in the back, opened the box
and brought it out.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
To Maddie, look, someone has something in the back. Yeah.

Speaker 32 (43:32):
I always felt too bad to not do that. So
I was the only person who would ever go back
and actually look for something. But I know that my
coworkers never did.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Always wonder. I always wonder, like, what's in the back.
You have like a warehouse back there filled with all
the stuff that's not in the front.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
Yeah, I think they do.

Speaker 20 (43:49):
I think when they tell you, oh, we only have
what's out, I think it's bs they've got stuff in
the back, all right.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
My other favorite one.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
And every time I go to too, every time I
go to buy a car or something like that, Maddie,
they'll always say, well, let me go check with the manager. Yeah,
they're not going to check with the manager. Yeah they may.
They go in there and just talk for a minute. Okay,
well listen, Maddie, thank you for calling. Let's go finally
talk to a mic online.

Speaker 7 (44:14):
Now.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Hey Mike, Hey, guys, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
What exactly is the big ginger ale scam? The ginger
ale scam?

Speaker 16 (44:23):
Okay, oh yeah, oh yeah, so hold on, guys, this
is gonna blow your mind. Now you can work in
the restaurants and diners and ginger is not a big
ticket item, so a lot of restaurants don't carry it.
So when you order it, they pour a glass of
sprite with a splash of coke just to give it
the color. And there goes your ginger ale.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
Really, oh see, so I don't get that crispy ginger flavor.

Speaker 16 (44:49):
Yeah, you're getting the lemon flavor with a little bit
of coke.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
Wow, all the lies we've learned about today, this is
the most frightening frightening.

Speaker 16 (45:04):
I had one customer who saw me doing this and
coc in there for me.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
Busted, Mike, excellent. Now nice to know. Next of my
order of ginger, and I'm gonna say, and don't make
it a sprid. That's right.

Speaker 20 (45:19):
Let them know, allright, have a great All these locks
you can't Yeah, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 6 (45:25):
You should see some of these going by. I can't
even Yeah a nurse, I'm a nurse. My lie is,
Oh no, this won't hurt a bit.

Speaker 20 (45:32):
Yeah, we all know that.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I've experienced that. I think I know her.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
This will pinch just a little.

Speaker 20 (45:38):
This hurts you more than it's gonna hurt me.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah, no, my mom and dad told me that lie.
All the time.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
Hi, this is that is a nick Jonas you knew.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
A happy Thanksgiving, mister Ran in the Morning Show. Have
a happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Let's go around the road. I can't wait for this journey.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Let's go.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
I'll start with you straight in eight. What's on your
mind today?

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Okay, I was.

Speaker 6 (46:12):
Thinking about this the other day.

Speaker 12 (46:14):
What was that childhood fantasy that you had when you
were young? I remember thinking that I would be playing
in game seven of the.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
World Series and I would hit a home run to
win the game. Oh really, wow, we all had it.

Speaker 10 (46:32):
Maybe Danielle, you were on Broadway taking about playing apart?

Speaker 20 (46:36):
Definitely?

Speaker 10 (46:37):
Is there any way that I could play in game
seven of the World Series to fulfill that fantasy and hit.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
A home run? Like you know what? Fantasies are fabulous.
Hold on to that. Yeah right, but.

Speaker 10 (46:48):
You know, don't stop dreaming, I guess is my point
of this. It might not happen, but especially when you're younger,
just aim high.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
You know, anyone else in here game, anyone here have
a childhood fantasy that you still remember.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
So we actually had a history teacher who made us
all right in a journal. What you wanted to be
and do when you grew up. And one of the
kids in our class just sent everybody their page, so
I saw it, and mine was being on a radio show,
which I swear it was crazy and freeing all the
animals at the zoom.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I'm not even kidding. I was like, well, I've been
an idiot my whole life. This is crazy.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
All look at you now you're on the radio, and
I'm a key to a zoo if you need one, Danielle.

Speaker 20 (47:34):
Yeah, mine was working on a Broadway stage, being in
a show on Broadway, which we've done, you know, obviously
the star in a show, but look we got there
a star. And also working in Disney World has always
been on my list. And I wanted to be a
television newscaster or like an entertainment reporter on television years ago.
But then I went straight to the radio station and

(47:56):
I didn't even go near the television station, so I
never lived that dream. But I'm I'm a report, I am,
so I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
See dreams sort of country, Yeah, Nate snowhere near the
basketball baseball Scotty Bee had a dream.

Speaker 33 (48:11):
Yes, you know, if you look in my yearbook from
nineteen ninety three. On the page where it says what
will you'll be doing in twenty five years, it says,
I'll be working on a major market morning radio show
with a wife and two kids.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
So most of it's right, Oh my god, most of
it's right.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
There was a moment all of it was true.

Speaker 33 (48:27):
There was a moment.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Yeah, oh my godness, Danielle, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 3 (48:34):
So?

Speaker 20 (48:35):
I was at an amusement park, right and I was
asking for directions. I went up to someone who worked
there and I said, Hi, how do I get out
of a park? And usually they'll like point you.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
You know that.

Speaker 20 (48:45):
The person's answer was the same way you came into
the park?

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Oh god, who so.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
Hopeful they tell you?

Speaker 7 (48:52):
Like to do it?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Though?

Speaker 20 (48:53):
The thing to say like, I'm like, I just kind
of looked at them and I was like what, I'm like,
you're so.

Speaker 7 (48:59):
I was like, it's just so rude, and I just.

Speaker 20 (49:01):
Turned around and walked away. I'm like, that is the
rootest comment, Like it is no very serious. I don't
think they wanted to be there, I think.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
But that was the most direct correct answer.

Speaker 20 (49:10):
You're right, but I don't remember how I got into
the park. Obviously, I wouldn't be asking you the jerk.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
I mean, really.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
What's up with you?

Speaker 7 (49:21):
Okay?

Speaker 19 (49:21):
You know that famous commercial there's no wrong way to
eat Reese's.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah, I think there really is.

Speaker 19 (49:28):
I do, and my husband has found it and I
forgot he used to eat Reeses this way and he
recently refell in love with it.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
He will skin it alive.

Speaker 19 (49:35):
He'll take the chocolate off with his teeth, all the
chocolate crown, the rim that I've seen a whole bunch
of times. And then he'll just take the bottom of
his teeth like a horse eating out of a trough
and get the top layer and.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
The bottom layer.

Speaker 19 (49:49):
And I just stare at him and like they I'm like,
thank god, I fell in love with you already, because
this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
He has to palm the whole peanut butter before he
can eat it.

Speaker 20 (49:58):
Now, do you get the chocolate the peanut butter without
biting into the peanut.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Manages it comes off? Oh yeah, God, you just gross.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
About you.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Don't do it. It looks like a serial killer.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
I'll get back to you on that, Gandhi, what's up with.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
You all right, I'm gonna be Nate for a second.

Speaker 9 (50:15):
Did you know that there was a reason that pirates
wore eye patches that had nothing to do with missing
an eye?

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Why?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Why?

Speaker 9 (50:22):
Apparently under like below deck, it was very very dark,
and they spent so much time above deck that they
needed something to help their eyes adjust when they went
below deck, so they would cover one eye and before
they went down below they would switch it so they
could see better in the dark.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Yeah, get out.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I was gonna say, who knew, But Nate knew.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
So now everybody else knows. I thought, just because it
keeps scratching their eye with their.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Hook, yeah, or like a parrot picked it out or something.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
Now we know adjusting to light. Yeah, below deck, we
all know. Below deck is dark, scary. You're up your last.

Speaker 34 (50:57):
Back in grade school, I was a hot lunch kid,
and the hot lunch kids always got made fun of
because the cold lunch kids, Oh, we have parents making
us fancy sandwiches, but the hot lunch kids are just like,
you know whatever, we pay you like a nickel a week,
and we had anyway you go to school. No, in
New York City public school, the hot lunch kids were
the ones that were basically.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
You know, just kind of the ones getting by, you.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Know, nickel.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Whatever it was. It was like thirty five, it was
thirty five cents a week, it was.

Speaker 9 (51:25):
It was not a lot.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
My favorite, My favorite was the Sloppy Joe.

Speaker 34 (51:29):
And I said, God, I'm fiended for one of those,
just the way I remember it as a kid. So
I went out and I went to go get the
manwich sauce, and I went to go get the chopped
meat or beef whatever. I tried to make it. It
wasn't the same.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 34 (51:44):
There was something about the quality or lack thereof of
the beef they used or the sauce.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
I couldn't get it right.

Speaker 6 (51:51):
And I'm like it was depressing.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
So my night ended in shambles.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
But anyway, you know why, you know why I tasted different?
It didn't. It didn't cost thirty five cents.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
It now costs a dollar thirty five.

Speaker 19 (52:02):
Yeah, I couldn't get the taste To make fun of you,
this time, I missed my child.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
Have you taken into account that maybe your taste buds
have changed?

Speaker 34 (52:10):
Maybe I have, But I missed the taste of that childhood.
Sloppy Joe the way I remember it.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
I'm gonna make one for you. I make a good
childhood sloppy Joe.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
I'll bring that on hey An.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Added bonus, Scotty Bee, do you have anything on your
mind today?

Speaker 33 (52:23):
I actually do, because I found the perfect way to
get rid of old food without feeling guilty for throwing
it away. I had to clean out my snack pantry
yesterday because you know, the kids buy this by this,
by that, and it sits there sometimes for two three
years and they don't even touch it. So I cleaned
everything out that was expired yesterday. And if you work
in an office, just bring it to work. Because I

(52:44):
put everything.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
On the table by you brought it to work.

Speaker 33 (52:46):
The vultures here don't care. I put everything on the
table by the kitchen, and it is literally all gone.
They took old granola bars and pringles and they ate everything.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
They did.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
You tell that was there a note that said this
is all expired.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
A look at the can if they want, Scotty just poison.

Speaker 9 (53:01):
Who you know?

Speaker 20 (53:02):
Some of the granola bars from back in the day
have been like recalled and stuff.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
Oh it was only from twenty twenty four.

Speaker 6 (53:07):
It's fine, Yeah, you know those recalls are over now, Yeah,
because they're so old. Whatever was killing us in the
granola bars, it's all gone now.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
People here will eat anything.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Froggy, what's up.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
With you today?

Speaker 6 (53:21):
I'm gonna blow everybody's mind on this show right now?
Are you ready for this?

Speaker 35 (53:25):
Come on?

Speaker 13 (53:26):
Man? I meant something earlier this week I've never done before.
I went to Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
You've never been to Chipotle never? What did you love it?

Speaker 6 (53:38):
I did like it? Kelly myself.

Speaker 13 (53:41):
Yeah, for some reason, favorite eat. I know, I've just
never been. And the other day we were looking for
something to eat and I'm like, you know what, let's
try it.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I go.

Speaker 13 (53:49):
I got a bowl with rice and so I got
a Then when I was done, I'm like, I'm going
to get a burrito. I ate way more food than
I should have. However, it was delicious. I'll be back
at Chipotle.

Speaker 25 (53:59):
Wow.

Speaker 20 (54:00):
Oh did you welcome on?

Speaker 6 (54:02):
Behalf of Chipotle? We welcome you, Thank you.

Speaker 28 (54:06):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
It's Stja Katz, it's the weekend.

Speaker 7 (54:08):
It's Billy Earlish. Hey, this is Luke Combs wishing you
a happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
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Speaker 1 (54:35):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 37 (54:39):
All right, Garrett, Yes, talk about it. So Janette wants
to play a phone tap on her dad, Trevor. Jennette
coming home from college for Thanksgiving for a few days.
So I'm going to start the call to dad as
a friend who's gonna come over for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
Uh oh and garage.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
From here we go.

Speaker 7 (54:56):
Hello, Hi is Jennette Holme?

Speaker 3 (54:59):
H not it you call him?

Speaker 37 (55:02):
I'm Samuel Smith. I'm looking for Jeanette. This is the
number I got from her phone.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
I can take a message.

Speaker 37 (55:09):
Oh all right, tell her that I will be coming
in the day before Thanksgiving. So if it's cool, I'll
crash at her place.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Or your friend.

Speaker 37 (55:19):
Or your brother her father. Oh wow, this is what
my name is, Samuel. Jeanette hasn't said anything.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Well, do you guys class me for something?

Speaker 37 (55:31):
I know I've been seeing your daughter now for a
couple of weeks. Okay, yeah, you know, if you could
just do me a favor, I just got a great
a few more papers.

Speaker 7 (55:40):
Excuse me, I'm the teacher of her class.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
So you're dating my daughter?

Speaker 7 (55:48):
Yeah? Wow, this is this is good?

Speaker 37 (55:51):
No no, no, no, sir. Can you just ask her
to give me a call back?

Speaker 3 (55:56):
You're coming to my house. You're dating my daughter.

Speaker 7 (55:59):
And you're her I've been down this road before with
with with parents. Who are you? Once you get to
know me, h Smith, after we okay, after, after we.

Speaker 37 (56:12):
Get over that awkwardness, and you'll see that I'm a
very likable guy.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
How old are you?

Speaker 7 (56:17):
Forty seven?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Are you being?

Speaker 7 (56:20):
If it helps, I can get a hotel room and no,
whoa whoa.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Whoa whoa hotel room. You are not stepping put in
my house, buddy.

Speaker 7 (56:28):
Okay, can you at least forty seven?

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Buddy? Wake up? Listen to me. Step foot in my house.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 37 (56:38):
Fantastic. All right, you're there? Yeah, yeah, hi, he just
hung up on me. Let's call him right back and
just push his buttons just a little bit and we'll
bust a joke.

Speaker 7 (56:50):
In a minute. Okay, okay, hello, hi day.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
What are you doing?

Speaker 15 (56:58):
What do you mean? I'm going to pull learning?

Speaker 3 (57:01):
And who's Sammy Smith?

Speaker 11 (57:03):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Your boyfriend?

Speaker 15 (57:05):
Ballow that? How don't dad me like I was gonna
tell you about damn.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
When you were gonna tell me next week?

Speaker 38 (57:14):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Why do I gotta find out this way? Who is
this guy? What? What are you doing up there?

Speaker 15 (57:19):
Count out?

Speaker 4 (57:19):
What do you mean?

Speaker 15 (57:20):
What do you mean find out? What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (57:22):
It's forty seven?

Speaker 15 (57:24):
Forty seven, my fighter?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Than you don't bring your mother into this. Okay for one,
I'm not even forty seven. You're going to mean no.

Speaker 27 (57:42):
Kids?

Speaker 15 (57:42):
A three year old? He's really care a longing?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Does your mother know this?

Speaker 15 (57:46):
Dad's gonna have a great Thanksgiving and it's gonna be
aren't No.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
We're not gonna have a great Thanksgiving. I might be
intel because I'm gonna kill this Smith guy. You're the same.

Speaker 15 (57:56):
Are gonna have a lot of town?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
And what are you trying to do to me?

Speaker 15 (57:59):
Huh?

Speaker 37 (58:00):
K Hey, Trevor, Hello, my name's Garret from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. You just got phone tap, I.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Got that for you? Got to I love you daddy,
I love you too, Baby, Drive safe.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 33 (58:23):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by all.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Participates the Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Oran
in the morning.

Speaker 6 (58:31):
Show Hey so Uh Online. From the Medium correspondent Aaron's
Ju Seven brutally honest reasons why You're still single? All right,
this could apply to you if you're single. It could
apply to you if you have a friend who is
single and you're and they're they're wondering why. But you know,
let's let's go through this list in mind and keeping

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in mind there are a lot of people who are
single who love being single, and there's nothing wrong with it,
zero wrong. Yes, But there are people out there who
who are single, who would love to be in a relationship.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
Right now, Yes, and they're wondering why.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
According to the philosophy of Aaron ju Anyway, there are
things in your life completely out of your control. But
there are things maybe you should think about if you're
single and wondering why. Number one, Oh, welcome to seven
brutally honest reasons why you're still single? This music you're single?

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Number one. You don't go out much?

Speaker 9 (59:32):
Yeah, absolutely, I have so many single friends who are like,
I just don't get it. I can't meet the right guy,
and they don't leave their couch. They're literally waiting for
someone to break in and be mister wright. And I
posted the other day and so many people said, yeah,
that's me. I don't go anywhere.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
What's true? You know what, if you want to meet people,
you have to meet people. Yeah, I think it sort
of makes sense.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
Make sense.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Okay, so you don't go out much.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
Ring the bell?

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Scary?

Speaker 7 (59:52):
Where's Gary?

Speaker 6 (59:53):
Get that bell?

Speaker 7 (59:54):
Righty?

Speaker 5 (59:54):
There you?

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Number two another reason why you're single. You haven't moved
on from your ex. You may swear that you did,
but remember, now is the time to be brutally honest
with yourself. Have you been trying to contact them?

Speaker 20 (01:00:09):
Do you drunk dial them?

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:00:11):
Do you talk about the relationship on other dates and
things that went wrong or whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Because that is disturbing and you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Number three brutally honest. Why you're still single? You're nitpicky? Yeah, sure,
you look for a million and one different reasons to
discount someone from being that person. Yeah, this may be
the culprit if you're constantly being told hey, you're too picky,
are you? Maybe maybe you should get to know someone
and understand that sometimes the stuff you see on the

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surface you can forget about when the stuff below the
surface is like really great.

Speaker 9 (01:00:44):
I think dating apps too, have really taken a toll
in that area, because everybody is kind of disposable, and
as soon as you see one little red flag or
one thing you don't like, you just move on, when
in real life you deal with people and things about
them that you don't like all the time when you
love them.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
Yeah, the list of seven brutally honest reasons why you're
still single. See they say your self esteem is too high.
I'm going to read write that your self esteem is misdirected.

Speaker 7 (01:01:08):
I like that too.

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
You regard yourself way too highly, to the point that
you don't think anyone is good enough to be with you.
This person's is pretty sure. No one will admit to this,
and a lot of people may even carry this trait
without realizing it. Questions to ask yourself do you think
your purpose in life is above other people's? Are you
convinced that your path in life is absolutely the correct

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path anyway? You know? Maybe maybe you need to kind
of like just mellow it out a little bit and
understand that other people are cool too.

Speaker 7 (01:01:38):
Yeah, you know, a little.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Bit of humbleness never killed.

Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
Anybody, you know what.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
It's interesting how you talk about smart if a person
is smart. Some people may be smart in some areas
and maybe not as smart as others. You may be
very book smart but not very street smart. Absolutely, you
may be very business smart but not very street smart.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Right, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
So just because no one isn't the same smart as
you are, doesn't mean they're stupid, not at all.

Speaker 20 (01:02:03):
I find common sense people are usually not book smart investors.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
But on the other hand, number five on the list
of seven brutally honest reasons why you're still single, your
self esteem is too low.

Speaker 9 (01:02:13):
That's a killer. That's a really big one. I think
that that has ruined relationships for me because I wish
that's people are a little bit more secure in themselves,
because all of that stuff will rub off on you.

Speaker 20 (01:02:23):
And if you're with someone and you're you see all
this good in them, and then they're constantly putting themselves
down after a while, that takes a toll.

Speaker 11 (01:02:31):
On.

Speaker 20 (01:02:31):
Oh yeah, like, come on.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
If you ask these yourself, these questions when someone has
interest in you, then you may have a problem. You
ask yourself, why what do they see in me? Or
oh my god, they're setting me up to hurt me
because I really maybe they're on a different level than
me and this is going to be dangerous. Maybe I
should Maybe I should just in this now because I'm
not good enough for them. Hey, you know what, become

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best friends with that person in the mirror. Nothing in
life will smell is wonderful, and taste is great, and
feel is good until you become friends with that person
in the mirror. Number six on the list of rutally
honest reasons why.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
You're still single.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
You're too mysterious, You don't you don't embrace being vulnerable.
You know, some people say being vulnerable is showing weakness.
Actually being vulnerable is showing strength to be able to
tell someone that, hey, here's where I'm lacking. Yeah, here's
where I need help, Here's where I'm scared.

Speaker 9 (01:03:32):
What does hurt my feelings? This is something that bothered me. Like,
that's really difficult for people.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
To say showing vulnerability is not a weakness. And so
many people say, well, my parents or my grandparents, they
taught me that you should show strength at all times. No,
showing your weaknesses is being strong, I believe. And finally,
on the list of the rutally honest reasons why you
may be single, you're too independent. Huh oh God, this

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a loud value. Jesus Christ, that's how the Liberty Bill
got a crack.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Scary.

Speaker 6 (01:04:09):
Seriously, Thomas Jefferson was doing a list on his radio show.
It's scary, it's scary, ring the bell. You're too independent,
it's your time, it's your thing. You follow into malign
with me in my schedule or no, I'm not going
to hang out with you. Sometimes you have to compromise,
and that's when you do get in a relation, into
a relationship if you do, if you want to, that's

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something you have to realize, you've got to compromise.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
As rough as that is.

Speaker 19 (01:04:34):
Yeah, they're calling it independent, I think it's a little
more selfish.

Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Yeah well yeah, set in your ways, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
set in your ways. I think that happens too as
people have lived by themselves for a long time, which
is something that I notice a lot. If you live
by yourself for a very long time, most people have
a hard time compromising. Then because you're just used to
being alone all the time and doing what you want
to do and not having to worry about someone else.

Speaker 7 (01:04:56):
And there you go, guilty.

Speaker 23 (01:04:58):
Friend.

Speaker 20 (01:04:58):
I have a friend who he watched the same TV
show at the same time every day. He goes to
the same diner at the same time every day, and
he will not change for anybody. I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
You know what if that's what makes him feel safe
or her.

Speaker 20 (01:05:10):
Yeah, but he's not going to meet anybody and he's
not going to get into a relationship because no one's
going to do this.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
Does he want to be in a relationship?

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Does he does?

Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
Then he has to realize that along those ways and
his set in his ways ways, he's going to have
to adapt a little bit. Look, you know they are
all also people texting it. I'm very shy. Yeah I
get that. I get that too, as loud mouth as
I am. I'm a very shy person. Thank god I
finally found someone. But keep in mind, let me reiterate,
this list is not for everyone. If you don't want
to be in a relationship, you don't have to be

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and you don't have to worry about these things.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
I'd like to add one to the list.

Speaker 34 (01:05:42):
Oh, you don't smile and your body language sucks, so
therefore your unapproachable. I think I feel like it's really valid.
You want to show people that you're open to having
some energy.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Come to exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
You've seen the prisons that have those barbed wire fences
out front.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
Yeah, if you.

Speaker 20 (01:06:00):
Constantly have by resting face, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Can't help that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Well yeah, yeah, that's something people can't help.

Speaker 34 (01:06:05):
I see the bars all the time. People close themselves
off and they're just staring in one direction.

Speaker 24 (01:06:09):
A right.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Uh, hey, Jordan, how you doing.

Speaker 39 (01:06:13):
Good morning everyone, Thank you for.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
Listening all the way from Seattle. Hey, so, uh so
you're you're single, but you do want to be in
a relationship. Did anything on this list of seven things
hit home with you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
The very first one?

Speaker 7 (01:06:27):
As I guess, I just don't go out.

Speaker 6 (01:06:29):
Yeah you know what, Yeah, you know, especially if you're
in Seattle, it's always like dark and gloomy. No, no, seriously,
you do, no matter what the weather conditions, You've got
to you really have to put yourself out there physically
if you want to meet more people. And the law
of averages, the more people you meet, the more chance
you have a meeting a person that could be kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
Interesting to you exactly.

Speaker 28 (01:06:53):
And the other one that kind of hit home was
what Gandhi said about just online dating as you see
a red flags and you're so quick to x.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
But I kind of looked at myself.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
I was like, hey, get past that.

Speaker 35 (01:07:05):
You can't figure out if you're compatible until you meet
with someone.

Speaker 15 (01:07:09):
And I actually have a great for the first time
in two years.

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
Good for you, you know, Lori your expectations. Just go out,
have fun. No, no, I'm saying, just just don't don't expect
too much from anything you or them or what. Go
out and have a good time, Jordan, and just see
where it goes. And I wish the best for you.

Speaker 15 (01:07:27):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 35 (01:07:28):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
All right, Jordan, best to look on your date. Okay,
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
You guys, have a great day there you go too.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
Well a Texas. Too many people just want to screw
before even go on a date. All right, Well, then
that's up to you to be smart enough to realize
who those people are and weed them out. I'm not
saying this is going to be a perfect way to
approach dating, but you got to get yourself out there
and do a little sleuthy, do a little sleuthy toothy
if someone looks like, hey, what's your name, let's go,
let's go bang it out. If that's not what you're into.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Don't do it and be honest.

Speaker 9 (01:07:59):
If that is what you're into and that's what you want,
don't act like you want someone to be your girlfriend,
and then just do that stuff that makes.

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Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
This is unbelievable. What's wrong there, Bobby play Well, you're
sitting in front of this board that you've sat in
front of for like the last forty five years, and
you know, I sure how.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
To use it?

Speaker 20 (01:08:53):
To use it?

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Scary?

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
What's your title? We were trying to figure this out.

Speaker 34 (01:08:57):
I'm executive producer, but I'm also Elvis's eyes in buttons
for him.

Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
Yes, he does a very good job, but he's senior executives.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
He's snuck in ahead of them.

Speaker 6 (01:09:08):
Hey, anyway, so Bobby Flay is here, it's uh if
of course this is our stuff off. And so five
years later, well you know what, Gandhi, Already people are
saying she's a.

Speaker 7 (01:09:19):
Shoe and to win this thing, all right, baby hot sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
Yeah, no, yes, we already know. We already know she's
going to win this thing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
Why Why Because first of all, you'll know exactly which
one is hers.

Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
Are you going to use any ingredients or spices close
to your yes?

Speaker 6 (01:09:36):
Absolutely scary as an observation, what might that be?

Speaker 34 (01:09:41):
You know when you're watching the cooking shows and they're
having the competition and it comes down for the final
ten seconds and they have to get their food plated qualified.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
Okay, that's what I was.

Speaker 34 (01:09:50):
Going through back there, because there's not enough appliances to
go around, and Elvis had to get his stuff in
the oven. So I was going I did a min
wave detour, and I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:09:57):
It's going to be good.

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
We have mis have the atomic toaster. It's gonna be fine.
I think I.

Speaker 7 (01:10:03):
Just want to say a couple of things because we
announced this what a few weeks ago. Yes, you guys
have been literally in a tornado since then. I mean
I have, but I've I've watched from a distance. I've
watched everybody in the studio really kind of whipped themselves
into like a frenzy over this. This is insane. First
of all, a couple of you have been on the

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dark Web looking for recipes for sure. Actually, I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna give up any names, because you know,
I'm like a vault. However, somebody texted me and actually
offered me money to make it them, make it for them, Daniel,
I'm not going to say that. Of course, she's the
only she didn't like the price. I don't know who

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it was. Also, and then somebody was looking for stale
bread yesterday. I don't know who was it was me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
I know you could buy it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
Number one, you can make You can have no idea
make it. Just go get bread and put in the
oven on a low temperature for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
It makes it stale, right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
You know, I don't cook.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
Yeah, I had no idea. Listen, you know what, idiot,
here's okay. You know how it is when you sit
down and play poker with your friends and someone says, well,
i've never played poker before, let me join you, boys,
and they beat everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
That's going to be gandhi today.

Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
It's sort of like I was. I was. I came
up with a bread pudding recipe for for a rest
for one of the restaurants one years ago, and I
let the service taste it, and I was going through
all the ingredients and one of the ingredients was day
old bread in it, and one of the servers raised
their hands and said, what's day old bread? Pretty much,
it's like who's buried in Grant's tomb?

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
It pretty much explains itself.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Doesn't exactly you make steel bread, lead it out.

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
I don't even know how we started this, but we
started it years ago, then it went away, and then
it's back. And thank god you agreed to come in here,
or you were volunteered to come in here.

Speaker 7 (01:11:53):
I appreciate that, and I'm just going to tell you
right now, I did not try to get a sponsorship
from Tom's or PEPs at Ac out of this.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Oh you should have.

Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
I did not do it. I should I should have.
I mean, you know the sponsorship world isn't.

Speaker 19 (01:12:04):
You know you're.

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
Gonna taste some average decent stuffings too.

Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
I always come here for mediocrity, so.

Speaker 6 (01:12:12):
God knows, you've always know, you always delivered.

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
No, but I am I have to say. I know that.
I know some people's feelings have gotten hurt and over
the stuff off years. But I'm turning over a new leaf.
I'm gonna be only positive.

Speaker 6 (01:12:28):
No no, no, no, no, no no no, then just go
home March.

Speaker 40 (01:12:32):
You know they want Simon Cowell controversy.

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
Bobby. We want you to just say what's on your mind.
There's no filter, no editing.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
Okay, bring it on like here. Here's the thing, Okay.
So I talked it over with Nate and the way
we're gonna I said, we just do I just award
a winner, and he said, no, I want you to
go five four three two one. So we're gonna know
who is the least favorite to the top.

Speaker 30 (01:12:56):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
And when everyone to hold on to say, please hold on,
you need a piece of paper to write on.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Can you supply that for him?

Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
Please? And can you do it sometime organized here's the
stuff off sometime before Thanksgiving?

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
Okay, Daniel, what did you want to say?

Speaker 20 (01:13:11):
Doesn't he need a palate cleanser or something like?

Speaker 7 (01:13:14):
After everyone like vanilla?

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Please?

Speaker 13 (01:13:18):
Yeah, you don't want any of that dog crap left
on the next stuff And the next one's really good.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
It's gonna have a little crap taste to it. Yeah, okay,
maybe like a little shot of tequila between tastes, No problem,
say yes.

Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
Nate, what they're getting cold?

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Well, mine's in the oven, so it shouldn't be cold. Well,
then bring him in el was.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
Don't let me know which one is yours?

Speaker 39 (01:13:39):
Well, okay, it's doing music sometimes, let's try voist?

Speaker 20 (01:14:00):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
I think it's ronny pretty good? Some will throw up,
but all will throw down. It's down the stuff off?
And how here is bowl number one? You look at
it when your eyes, taste it with your eyes and
tells what you see there?

Speaker 7 (01:14:16):
Is there is there a title for this one. It's
just kind of a blind taste test that looks.

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
Okay, So Bobby is now trying the stuffing.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Also, how many people made one of my recipes from
the from today not mine? This one is actually very good.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Talk about it, talk about it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:39):
Well, it's the The bread was obviously stale, so it
absorbed a lot of the moisture. But also it's it's
it actually it's it's it's not dry, which is a
good thing. It has sausage running through it, kind of
like a sweet sausage. I'd rather sort of a spicy sausage.
But that's just it looks like there's some fresh time
running through it, some celry, some carrots, minions. I would say,

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this is actually very good.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
I see apple, there's.

Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
Apple in here leading the witness.

Speaker 6 (01:15:11):
No, I'm not it's okay. It needs to be a
good representative bike.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
You need to take several bites. The apple may ruin.

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
It, right, be careful. He really liked it, by the way,
I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that's Nate's. But Nate,
Nate knows his way around the kitchen.

Speaker 7 (01:15:27):
I'm I'm okay, I'm I'm it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
Do I rate it now or just no, no, no,
just you may have to go back and re evaluate
as you.

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
I'm just gonna make like a note.

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
Okay, right, okay, here it is okay on it. Here
is stuffing number two.

Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
Stuffing number two. All right, interesting a stuffing that looks
like it has corn bread, which I'm into. This kind
of looks like mine.

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
It's not yours, no.

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
Not, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
I didn't make any of these, but it looks like what.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
Could be the good thing about this one is you
have the edges if you want to crunch your bite,
and you have the middle if you want like a.

Speaker 7 (01:16:03):
Soft I like that. So it's called dressing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
Yeah, it's dressing.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
It's good too.

Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
Wow, Yeah, it's this one.

Speaker 7 (01:16:13):
I like the corn bread. I like the sausage running
through it. There's some fresh herbs in here as well.
Is it rosemary?

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Maybe there's some rosemary in there.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
There's some hold on, there's some sage, and there's almos,
some Calabrian chilies.

Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
It needs more, yes, the Actually it has a nice
little Calabrian chili bite. I feel like I'm in the
South of Italy right now. I want it's not a
blind taste, not a way.

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
No. I wanted it to be spicier and those Calabrian
chilies are hot, but these just didn't stick.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
Okay, here's number three.

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
It's the most twenty twenty Vision tasted blind taste ever.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Okay, well, well what are you seeing?

Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
What seeing? It looks like on first blush it looks
a little dry, okay, but I haven't tasted it yet,
so let's see what the story is. It's very crumbly.

Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
I can smell it from here. It smells delicious. Mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
Is this bread?

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Partially?

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
I don't know if it's mine?

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
What I mean, is this bread? Either it's bread or
it's not.

Speaker 11 (01:17:24):
It?

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
No, No, it's spike.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
There's all kinds of stuff in there.

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
It's spicy, does it?

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
Sort of? Does it?

Speaker 7 (01:17:34):
And I don't know if this is yours or not.
I don't know it. It's spicy. It's a little bit dry,
but it's I like the flavors of it. What's the spice?
Is in it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
All kinds of stuff, curry, curry powder.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
I like the c.

Speaker 7 (01:17:52):
And the tumoric be gives it a really cool color too,
very nice.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
It's kind of dry though.

Speaker 9 (01:17:58):
I actually brought more of the stuff to make it moist,
but then I didn't put it on there.

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
What's it called? The stuff? So I don't even know
what that is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Oh, I have some out in the other room.

Speaker 7 (01:18:08):
If you like liquid, Yeah, what is it made out
of It's.

Speaker 9 (01:18:12):
Like lentils, tomato, green chilis. Okay, onion, I.

Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
Would dump some of that on that right now.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
All right, Okay, this is a very interesting one. This
is the most interesting one I've ever tasted. Actually, okays.

Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
Number one. Okay, here comes a number. By the way,
you're listening to the Bobby Flay judging the stuff off
segment of our show.

Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
I have two to go and I'm still speaking.

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
All right, Okay, here is number four. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 7 (01:18:41):
This one is very minced. Okay, it's almost cat food looking,
I like cat food. Speaking of cat food, please buy
made by Nacho cat Food Company.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
M m.

Speaker 7 (01:18:58):
This one is stir and that's a good thing. A
little one note, I would say in flavor, like I'm
looking for like bites. I think I'm good.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
I see more Colabrian chili's in there.

Speaker 7 (01:19:15):
It looks it looks like some kind of red chili
in there.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
For sure.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
I know. It seems like everything is. Everybody's basically did
the same stuffing.

Speaker 5 (01:19:24):
No, just two of us.

Speaker 7 (01:19:24):
It's like it's like everybody's using sausage. I don't think
you used sausage. Use Okay, not that I know which
one is your? The turmeric one did not have sausage
in it? Okay, moving on. WHOA didn't seem to like
that one?

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
All right, I just put wow next to it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:44):
Okay, is just the final one.

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
This is the final one. This is the final This
is the fifth Okay, this one has uh, you know,
first look it has because it's important to describe what
it looks like as well. Presentation is important, right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
The last one looks like cats. This one looks like.

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
This one looks like dog food. Hmmmm, alpo, No, it's
very one. It's doesn't have it's blaming, yes, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Hopeless.

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
It's kind of gray and doesn't have any color scotty
being I don't know if this is yours, but he
says it looks kind of gray. I don't think that
one's mine.

Speaker 7 (01:20:21):
Okay, it's it's got it's sort of one sort of
did you taste color, Yes, it's a little bit, it's
a little bit dry, but actually it's pretty good. I
have to say, you guys have really stepped up your game.
I'm not just saying that the game has been stepped up.

Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
In the Elvis Duran in the morning kitchen, Yes, froggy.

Speaker 13 (01:20:43):
Let me tell you how non like this is so obvious.
So the first one was Nate, the second was Elvis,
the third was Gone, the fourth was Scary, and the
fifth was Scotty. That's how like like non evasive. Like
everybody knows exactly who it is because everybody's led the
witness as he's tasted each individual.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
I don't think, don't matter. He's gonna be honest, all right,
he's going to tabulate the.

Speaker 7 (01:21:01):
Votes I brought.

Speaker 9 (01:21:02):
I mean, the sombar has entered the room. If you
want to try it again with some soar on.

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
If only it was there when he was judging, that's.

Speaker 20 (01:21:11):
Fine, Bobby, Bobby didn't Scotty just tell you how much
of the Christmas movie?

Speaker 7 (01:21:15):
All right? Oh yes, all right, we got to take
a bread my Christmas movie, Wonderless Chastmas.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
Everyone, We have to take a break.

Speaker 7 (01:21:22):
Discovery Plus calm down.

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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Goble, Hobby, Thanksgiving Turkey.

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Speaker 30 (01:21:53):
Slash Elvis, Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Alista ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:22:08):
Good Morning Lisa, So good Morning, Do Bob.

Speaker 28 (01:22:11):
Flay, Hi Bobby Play and one hundred Morning Zoo.

Speaker 7 (01:22:17):
I love you, got my god Zoo.

Speaker 28 (01:22:21):
I've been listening since I'm eleven and I'm now thirty seven.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
Yeah, yeah, you're now the great grandkids listening. So, Lisa,
Lisa saw your film One Delicious Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
Bobby, what do you think, Lisa? Be honest, I thought.

Speaker 28 (01:22:37):
It was absolutely amazing. I think you're so perfect for
the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
I can't concess my love.

Speaker 28 (01:22:43):
But I thought it was so wonderful. And I just
love all the yummy, delicious meals that were presented in
the movie. Wow, and I'm definitely going to be making
that smoky Applesier Margarita like asap for Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
I love that people actually got inspired to cook things
from the from the movie. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
That is cool.

Speaker 7 (01:23:01):
Yeah, I love to cook. I really like.

Speaker 28 (01:23:03):
I grew up in an Italian family and my gunness,
I've watched all of your shows, and you're just a genius.

Speaker 14 (01:23:09):
You're a legend.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
I love it and I can't watch so much. Got
another call.

Speaker 6 (01:23:14):
Your ego. Your ego didn't need more snacks, but it
got it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:19):
I work in the city.

Speaker 28 (01:23:20):
I always hope to run into you one day, but
this is I'll take this at.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
The very least.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
Oh that's so nice. Well, thank you so much. Thanks.
Do you are you like a big Christmas movie fan?

Speaker 28 (01:23:30):
A huge Christmas movie I've already started watching Christmas movie.

Speaker 7 (01:23:33):
Yeah, it's sort is the season.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
We're here.

Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
Well, thank you so much for watching.

Speaker 28 (01:23:37):
Yeah, I thank you so much for taking my call.
All this and y'all everybody on.

Speaker 23 (01:23:42):
This pe I love you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:23:43):
Thank you. You know what I love.

Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
We're about to have some We're about to have some
bloodshed in the studio because Bobby is about to choose
the winners and losers and our stuff off. There's no losers,
all right, Lisa, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (01:23:58):
And one delicious Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
I love the one Delicious Christmas trailer. Let's see if
you can hear mister Bobby Flay.

Speaker 30 (01:24:05):
The holidays at this hotel.

Speaker 7 (01:24:06):
Give my cards to the chef.

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
Are about to get shaken.

Speaker 19 (01:24:09):
Up to win.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Rave Reviews to Phoenis.

Speaker 7 (01:24:14):
Credit, I guess I'm inspired.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
You don't care how he looks.

Speaker 23 (01:24:18):
I care how he cooks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
And Featuring Food Networks Bobby Blay.

Speaker 30 (01:24:22):
It's just a lovely meal on one delicious Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:24:28):
That's my acting voice. I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:30):
I think I think that's awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:24:32):
Do you really?

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
I really do think it's fun.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
I mean fun to do something that you don't do
every day.

Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
It was so I was I was agonizing over it.
I'll be honest. I was stressed out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Oh good night, that's part of the fun to oh,
here come our here come our stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:24:46):
Comes of stuffings.

Speaker 6 (01:24:47):
They seemed to go.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
They seem to multiply on their own.

Speaker 7 (01:24:50):
I know you guys, Ate like went out there and
ate it all crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
I had to sample. I had to sample the competition.
If you know what I'm saying, you didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
Order any breakfast sandwiches this morning? Instead? Now this is it?

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
We're about to find out?

Speaker 7 (01:25:03):
Okay, how do you Okay, let's how do you want
to do this?

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Nate?

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
Like, what's five four three?

Speaker 7 (01:25:08):
And then the winner? Five four three? I think you
should do the But how do we know which is what?
How does the how does the listener know which is
which one?

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
Because you tell them?

Speaker 7 (01:25:18):
So I'm going to tell them each one. Oh my god,
did you think about this?

Speaker 15 (01:25:24):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:25:25):
Number one was Nate, Number two is Elvis, Number three
was Gondi, number four was Scary, and number five was Scotty.

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
Okay, so let's start.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
Just do it anyway you want.

Speaker 6 (01:25:34):
Okay, number number five, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:25:37):
I just want to say this. It's just an honor
to be nominated. Okay, number five it was Scary's girlfriends.

Speaker 6 (01:25:48):
Oh my god, I've heard. I've heard that before. You
So Robin made your stuffing absolutely and so now because
of this, and because of this loss, you don't have
to take credit for it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:05):
I literally I love Robin so much. And the fact
that she's been Scary for seventy four years?

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
Okay, what was what was wrong with it?

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
As you recall, there wasn't anything wrong with it. I
just think, honestly, I'm gonna I'm saying this. The competition
this year was the best it's ever been. You guys know,
I'm serious. The stuffings were really really good and very diverse.

Speaker 6 (01:26:27):
I thought they were.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
I got the popular vote outside with everybody else.

Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
Actually you didn't. But okay, actually.

Speaker 9 (01:26:36):
Acknowledge scary saying that Robin made it because he lost.
Had he won, it would have been his stuffing.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
We know, right And by the way, the people's choice
of word clearly does not go to you.

Speaker 7 (01:26:45):
So don't Robin. I know, Robin, thank you for trying.
But there's a ring on the way home.

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
And now we moved to number one.

Speaker 7 (01:26:56):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:26:57):
That was last place. Scary scary stuffing.

Speaker 7 (01:27:00):
Now number four moving up the ladder. Is Scottie.

Speaker 6 (01:27:07):
That I went from number one last time to four?

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
No, scott But here's the deal. I mean, honestly, the
only thing I will say is that I really love
the flavor of it. But the color just was It
wasn't bleak.

Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
Should have been there should have been some carrots.

Speaker 7 (01:27:20):
In there, carrots or so. You know, these guys do
a lot of use of Chili's this year, like they
really stepped up the game. I mean, you have to evolve.

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
You shouldn't make fun of his his beat yours?

Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
All right, And now here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:27:33):
Third place?

Speaker 7 (01:27:34):
Okay, So the next one. Third place is one that
I felt to be very original and really maybe the
most flavorful overall, was Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
Yes, talk about it?

Speaker 7 (01:27:48):
Uh, it had it had lots of spices in it,
spices that you don't necessarily see and stuffing. But that's
what's great about Thanksgiving. You can really kind of you
can show your personal you know, you know, flavors.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Which exactly is great. Let me ask you this a
judge play. Yes, Now, are you eating stuffings from the
perspective of it's standing alone or the thought of it
mixing with the turkey and the mashed potato?

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Now and how it would fit in the middle?

Speaker 7 (01:28:11):
This is standalone stuffing.

Speaker 6 (01:28:12):
Oh that's right, Yes, there you go, all right, thanks,
because it's really good. I could eat Gandhi's Indian inspired
stuffing by itself as a.

Speaker 7 (01:28:19):
Meal, and I just say that's Gandhi didn't know what
stale bread was until this morning, so so that's I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:28:24):
Not sure it's bread that is stale.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
That makes sense the way you say it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
You can make your own, you know, out of fresh bread.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Learn something new every day.

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
Yeah, hold on, what is this?

Speaker 17 (01:28:35):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
Okay, and then wait what we had a text but
I'm not going to read it. And yeah, god, oh
it is it's down in Nate. Oh and Elvis.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
And by the way, and our stuffings really don't have
a lot, don't have a lot in common other than sausage.

Speaker 7 (01:28:53):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
And the winner is the winner, second place, the winner.

Speaker 7 (01:28:57):
No, the winner, Well, there's only two left, so the
winner means that the other person comes the second. Thank you.

Speaker 40 (01:29:02):
To make sure everybody understands that before I announce, I'm
going to announce the grand the winner of the stuff
off the the grand tasted winner, right, and the winner
is Elvis.

Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
It was the corn bread with the corn bread move.
It was a strong move to the hoop.

Speaker 6 (01:29:22):
I still think.

Speaker 7 (01:29:23):
Also, I get it. I'll get invited back down recipes.
Not quite, not quite? Wait did she use corn bread?
And what does she used?

Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
I will I will show you the recipe that she
used out of the New York Times at the New
York Times.

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Yeah, really with.

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
The Colobrian shellies. I used Calabrian shelties in my tune.
But I thought my bread to flavor ratio was a
little too heavy.

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
Did you buy the corn breaded Whole Foods?

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:29:49):
I made the corn bread and then you made it
and you stealed it after that?

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
Yeah, Wow, I took bread.

Speaker 6 (01:29:54):
I took bread, cubed it was like a sour dough,
and I took uh the corn bread, makes the corn bread,
then put them all together on a pan and put
them in the oven in two hundred and fifty degrees
make a sound for like forty five minutes right out. Yeah, okay,
So mine was obviously very good. But yeah, you wouldn't
tell to give Elvis the crown.

Speaker 7 (01:30:14):
Yes, I have to say yours was very good, though, Nate,
what was.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
So good about?

Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
Oh god, it was. I think you would have actually won.
But the cornbread was the was the winning move. It
was actually I mean I could have picked you the one,
but it selves the show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:31):
So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, yes,
I don't I don't want to win because.

Speaker 7 (01:30:35):
It's you won because it was good. Okay, And Danielle,
you came in sixth place. I think you know what
you should have done. You should have just brought in
your lasagni that you make for Thanksgiving. You would have won.
It's so good. You would have said, this is my stuff.
He'd like, wow, we hold on.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
We have another talk back. By the way, if you
listen to us, something I heard app you can push
that microphone and talk to us. Here's now a break
in the action for something about Nacho cat food now
named after Bobby fla made by Nacho.

Speaker 26 (01:31:06):
I wanted to tell Bobby that my cat was sick.

Speaker 25 (01:31:09):
And she wasn't eating, so I got her some of
that Nacho cat food and she loved it.

Speaker 30 (01:31:15):
But then she died and I'm stuck with.

Speaker 20 (01:31:17):
A half a boxes of fucking fougie cat food.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
But it's good.

Speaker 34 (01:31:22):
I mean, it's a good product.

Speaker 22 (01:31:24):
It work.

Speaker 40 (01:31:26):
Bobby.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
I think that's a glowing I think that's a that's
a glowing endorsement. It's a.

Speaker 7 (01:31:36):
Well, here's what I think she should do with the
cat food. Okay, let me tell you some We we
get so many stories of people saying that, like, you know,
their cats weren't eating or they weren't feeling well, and
then they eat made by Nacho and they feel better
and then well, I think obviously there was an issue there,
but made by not She should take them made by
Nacho food that she has left over and give it

(01:31:57):
to one of the uh uh rescue shelters.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:32:02):
Absolutely, I would flavor called Cat's Last suburbs.

Speaker 6 (01:32:08):
I would sell it to the local exterminator making more
money off is cat food. That's right, and you should
exactly Let me let me clarify that listeners that listener's
beloved pet did not pass away from eating no nacho food.
She actually gave it a food game.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
Yeah yeah, she said, but now she has half.

Speaker 36 (01:32:33):
A call it boogie food.

Speaker 7 (01:32:37):
It's just good for you. I mean, come on, we
have good cat food.

Speaker 6 (01:32:40):
I eat it every day, Bobby, Wait, so.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Was the People's Choice winner the same as the winner one?

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
We haven't We haven't given the people how do we
how do we choose those people?

Speaker 12 (01:32:51):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:32:52):
Yeah, okay, well okay, Deanna, Deanna, who's People's Choice award?

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
Who gets the People's Choice Award? Which one did you like?

Speaker 6 (01:32:59):
I like, is the best?

Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
All this? I'm not even just saying that. I mean,
thank you.

Speaker 34 (01:33:03):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:33:03):
First of all, you're signing her paycheck. So let's let's
just call it what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:33:07):
I'm not the bos Ali.

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
Who's who's like like Ghani?

Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
See I like Gandhi's I'll tell you what.

Speaker 7 (01:33:14):
Gandhi Gandhi. Gandhi took Ghandi took the most risks and
you have to give her a lot of credit for that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
That's a nice I love that we all came in
with our own, our own idea what it should be.
Except for Scary.

Speaker 7 (01:33:29):
And Gary, I want to I want to hang out
with you tonight when you go home.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
You don't want to be there.

Speaker 7 (01:33:37):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 6 (01:33:38):
Gosh, all right, I loved you. I loved all the
stuff except for Scaries.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
Wasn't bad either. I mean, I have to say it
was all really good. I'm really I'm really disappointed about
how good it was really good?

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
What Nate say?

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
Oh here my favorite day of the year.

Speaker 10 (01:33:56):
This has been the most fun I've had on this
show in a year.

Speaker 6 (01:33:59):
Not not to not to say the rest of the
show sucked.

Speaker 7 (01:34:02):
This was a lot of fun because you want to
you want to have me back at some point and
all the.

Speaker 6 (01:34:07):
Time we've had some great fun shows of late, though
we've we've really been hit another party. What are your
thoughts about, you know, getting ready to gearret up for
the holidays and cooking for friends and this and that.
I mean, what's your number one This is a BS question?

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
Who cares?

Speaker 7 (01:34:26):
What are you gonna ask it?

Speaker 6 (01:34:27):
What's the number one piece of advice you have for
anyone and everyone who made the mistake of inviting Dan
relatives over.

Speaker 7 (01:34:33):
I'll tell you exactly. I'll tell you exactly. Forget about
the point like this. I can give you plenty of
tips of how to, like you know, cook things and
get things ready. But I think organization is really this
is serious. Organization is really important if you can have
a bunch of people over. Like, I don't make dessert
and I don't get the wine. So what I do
is is I assign people, and I tell them what
kind of dessert I want. So like, I won't say

(01:34:55):
just bring dessert because I don't have fifteen pumpkin pies.
So you say, you do, You get a pumpkin deser,
you bring a fruit dessert, you bring a chocolate dessert,
and then white wine or red wine, and then used
to sign people, and then dessert and and the wine
is taken care of. Then you can just do all
the savory food.

Speaker 6 (01:35:10):
But also there were many many meals or dishes we
serve Thanksgiving and around the holidays that you can make ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:35:16):
I mean, mass potatoes can be made ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:35:19):
They can't believe they'll make mashed potatoes ahead. Of course,
you can't make the cranberry sauce ahead, make the gravy
ahead of time.

Speaker 6 (01:35:25):
I love mashed potatoes in the oven with butter on
top of them. You don't like that, Oh, you can't
even win the stuff off? You like freshly done potatoes? Yes, okay,
all right, don't yell at me so creamy.

Speaker 7 (01:35:44):
What else can you do ahead of time? I mean,
I know, but like lasign is not really part of
most thanksgivings. I mean, I guess in like I guess
in yours. There it is.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
I came up here.

Speaker 7 (01:35:57):
Get me too.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
Yeah, I dig lasagna Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (01:36:01):
I did LOSIGNI period. I just got the recipe from Danielle.
She said to me, I put a lot of wine
in it for me.

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
You want to cut la Bobby. We always love when
you come to see us my pleasure. Today. I know
you're probably gonna have to go home and miss your
hair appointment.

Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
You may have to take a nap.

Speaker 7 (01:36:20):
I have to get a haircut because we've you.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
I can't even see hair.

Speaker 7 (01:36:23):
What do you mean you can't even have plenty of hair?
That's why he has Well, it's early in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
I mean, you know, it's like so in the day
even Bobby Flay. You get your haircut at ten, so
by eleven you're out doing what What are you doing today?

Speaker 14 (01:36:38):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
What am I doing today? I have a bunch of meetings.
I'm actually going to London tonight fun funding. Yes, exactly
are you staying I'm staying at a hotel there. I'm
actually I'm only going there for a day.

Speaker 11 (01:36:54):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Wow, that sounds stressful.

Speaker 20 (01:36:57):
And then you're flying back here.

Speaker 7 (01:36:59):
Yeah, I'm looking for an apartment. Oh I love it. Yeah,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
You're gonna leave us here?

Speaker 7 (01:37:04):
No, I'm not leaving you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
Oh oh another one?

Speaker 6 (01:37:05):
Why are you looking for an apartment in London?

Speaker 7 (01:37:07):
I like, I just love Europe so much and London
is like it It's only six hours from New York, right,
which is really, you know, as close as you can get.
And also like, I love going to different places in
Europe and when you're in London you can go to
any place you want basically in ninety minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:37:24):
Now is it because of tax issues? Not at all?
Running away from someone trying to serve your papers?

Speaker 7 (01:37:33):
Are you being served those? No, those those sneakers are
worn out.

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
With that said, thank you for coming in.

Speaker 6 (01:37:42):
I love you. Make Noises.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
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Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Happy Thanksgiving from Elvis da Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
You know, people get all been out of shape Thanksgiving
time about where you eat your meal. I was talking
to Froggy about this earlier because you know, usually you
go to your mom's house and she cooks this major,
major feast.

Speaker 13 (01:38:26):
Right, So we've always done that every single year, always go.

Speaker 6 (01:38:29):
To mom's And so this year they're coming to you. Correct,
and so so is Lisa. Are you and Lisa gonna
like base the bird?

Speaker 13 (01:38:38):
Let's start with the fact that Lisa could burn water. Okay, okay,
start there, mad cook, we don't cook very much, and
we don't cook that good. I decided, I went online,
I spoke to a bunch of people. I found a
great restaurant to take mom to for Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 6 (01:38:51):
Good what do you mean own the same?

Speaker 20 (01:38:54):
Thanksgiving is like you're at home with your family around
your table and.

Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
Well not at the food like crap.

Speaker 20 (01:39:00):
You could always order the food in and have it catered,
but still have it around your own taste.

Speaker 6 (01:39:05):
See. I also heard the argument that you need to
eat at home with your family, and your family needs
to cook the food. It doesn't matter if you're chewing
on rubbered chicken or rubbered turkey or and eating the
worst grossest yuck in the world. Yeah, it's a part
of tradition. You got to eat the bad food.

Speaker 13 (01:39:21):
But I see it as like, for example, I know,
if we have dinner at home, Mom's gonna want to
help clean up after. Mom's gonna want to help clean
the kitchen. I want to take all that off a mom.
We go to a restaurant and have a great dinner.
I have no problems relax, you know what. That's what
we're doing this year. I'm you know me, I can.
I can cook you the best Thanksgiving dinner you've ever had.
You'll come back for more. Daddy makes it that way,

(01:39:43):
but you know what, it wears me out. I just
want to relax. So we're gonna go to a great
restaurant this year. I mean, Scotty, what are you guys doing.

Speaker 33 (01:39:49):
We're going to cracker beers, trying to find a cracker
bear hel but do's not one too close to me.

Speaker 6 (01:39:52):
They're going to cracker beer. So we're bringing it in
from a supermarket this year. So around the room, let's
take a vote, yes or no eating out at a
restaurant for Thanksgiving? Scottie, Yes, it's fine, all right? Dean,
where's my bell? Scary Froggy? Yes, yes, and scary. One
meal a year has to be at home, and that's
Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, and mine's a feel free going I

(01:40:13):
looked at my mother slaving every year to like she
get up in the middle of the night and do this,
and then by the end of the day she looked
like she wanted just to go away for a week.

Speaker 20 (01:40:23):
If you took that away from her slaving over her turkey,
she wouldn't feel as satisfied.

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
All right, But I don't know what's scary? J s
All right, hello, Jason, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
We're having the.

Speaker 6 (01:40:36):
Old meal at home versus out in a restaurant for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
Argument? We have it every year go right ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:40:40):
Well, this is a deal with my family. We used
to have the traditional meal at home thing.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
I loved. I loved it all.

Speaker 8 (01:40:46):
And then just last year we went out to this
awesome restaurant and it totally changed my views on everything
and I love going out now. Yeah, but then this
year we're having Thanksgiving back at my aunt's house and
I'm so pissed off.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
You're gonna miss the rest because at restaurant. On the
restaurant they bring drinks to you.

Speaker 5 (01:41:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:41:03):
Yeah, it was all catered and there was like sea
through there and it was like not the traditional Thanksgiving,
but it was still awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:41:10):
Jason, thank you for calling.

Speaker 7 (01:41:11):
I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
May come to you if you want sneak out, come
out with us. We're going to a nice, really nice
restaurant on things.

Speaker 34 (01:41:17):
What you want to talk about breaking tradition? Traditionally on
Christmas Eves, a lot of people do like seven different fish.

Speaker 6 (01:41:24):
Well no, a lot of people don't.

Speaker 7 (01:41:25):
Some people do.

Speaker 34 (01:41:26):
But what we so, what we did was we now
order sushi because we get our seven fish that way.

Speaker 5 (01:41:31):
Thank you, Scary.

Speaker 6 (01:41:31):
This is the argument we have every year, you know, Scotty,
I guess to be honest with you thanksgiving me a
cracker barrels probably like really.

Speaker 33 (01:41:39):
Good it is, and there's a country store there you
can buy all kinds of great stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:41:42):
Pase, Hello, Joey, how are you?

Speaker 4 (01:41:45):
I am fine?

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
Well, there's no right or wrong. I think you guys
can play the game. But it's about the tradition of
getting together with family and friends regardless. Somewhere I grew
a traditional home. Every single year, Mom tell every time
until the past two years. We now get away, we
go to the beach, spend a few days. We're still
around the big table of food, and we just go

(01:42:09):
around and say what we're thankful for.

Speaker 7 (01:42:11):
We do that too.

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
Every time we do the around the table to say
what you're thankful for? Always a fight breaks out. Right,
I'm thankful that dinner's almost over. I hate you people,
and that's okay, all right, Joey, very good.

Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
As long as we're with family and friends, it's all
that matters.

Speaker 6 (01:42:25):
Good morning, Kim, thanks for calling, Thanks for listening.

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
What can we do for you?

Speaker 6 (01:42:29):
Hi, my god, Hi O to you.

Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
What's up?

Speaker 15 (01:42:32):
I just wanted to say that my family is really small.

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
It's just me and my husband and my daughter because
all my family is like really far away.

Speaker 15 (01:42:39):
So this is my first Thanksgiving cooking.

Speaker 23 (01:42:42):
And me and my husband had debating over.

Speaker 4 (01:42:43):
It because he wants to go out and cook and
I want to sit home and cook.

Speaker 15 (01:42:47):
I want to do all this shebang.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
I want to make everything that I know how to make.

Speaker 6 (01:42:50):
You see, I'm telling you right now, it's wonderful to
plan cooking a meal for a two or ten people,
but once you do it, you're like, what the hell
was I think?

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
Seriously?

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
Okay, good well, I'm not gonna hey, hey, hey, I'm
not gonna take the air out of your tires. You
enjoy it, Kim. You call me next week and tell
me what a mistake it was. You tell me good morning, Jose.

Speaker 38 (01:43:11):
My dad's always been the one that's done ever since
I can remember Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:43:15):
He does everything.

Speaker 38 (01:43:16):
And this morning I got the call from my mom.
She says, you know, I think I think this year
you should really back your dad up, which means I'm
I guess it's kind of the year that I'm going
to be taking over the responsibility of the dinner.

Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
Yeah, Jose, go ahead, cheap butterballet, Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
Thank you, Yeah, don't answer the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 6 (01:43:35):
All right, Garrett, Yes, talk about it.

Speaker 37 (01:43:37):
So Janette wants to play a phone tap on her dad, Trevor.
Jennette coming home from college for Thanksgiving for a few days.

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
So I'm going to start.

Speaker 37 (01:43:44):
The call to dad as a friend who's gonna come
over for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 25 (01:43:48):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
Oh, what happens in garage? From tap?

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
Here we go? Hello?

Speaker 7 (01:43:53):
Hi, is Jenette home?

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
Uh? Can not in man as you call him.

Speaker 37 (01:43:57):
I'm Samuel Smith. I'm looking for Jeanette. This is the
number I got from her phone.

Speaker 3 (01:44:03):
I can take a message.

Speaker 37 (01:44:04):
Oh all right, tell her that I will be coming
in the day before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (01:44:08):
So if it's cool, I'll crash at her place.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Or your friend?

Speaker 7 (01:44:14):
He who am I? Are you?

Speaker 5 (01:44:15):
Her brother?

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
Her father?

Speaker 7 (01:44:18):
Oh? Wow? This is my name? Is Samuel. Jeanette hasn't
said anything.

Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
What do you guys class me for something?

Speaker 37 (01:44:26):
I know I've been seeing your daughter now for a
couple of weeks. Okay, yeah, you know, if you could
just do me a favor, I just got a great
a few more papers.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Excuse me.

Speaker 7 (01:44:36):
I'm the teacher of her class.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
So you're dating my daughter?

Speaker 37 (01:44:43):
Yeah, wow, this is this is good? No, no, no, sir,
can you just ask her to give me a call back?

Speaker 3 (01:44:52):
You're coming to my house. You're dating my daughter and
you're her teacher.

Speaker 37 (01:44:56):
I've been down this road before with with with parents.
Once you get to know.

Speaker 7 (01:45:01):
Me, h Smith, after we okay.

Speaker 37 (01:45:07):
After we get over that awkwardness, you'll see that I'm
a very likable guy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
How old are you?

Speaker 7 (01:45:12):
Forty seven?

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
Are you thing?

Speaker 7 (01:45:15):
If it helps, I can get a hotel room and
whoa whoa.

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
Whoa whoa a hotel room. You are not stepping put
in my house, buddy?

Speaker 7 (01:45:23):
Okay? Can you at least forty seven?

Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
Buddy? Wake up? Listen to me step a foot in
my house.

Speaker 40 (01:45:32):
I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
Fantastic, all right, you know you're there?

Speaker 15 (01:45:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:45:36):
Yeah, Hi, he just hung up on me.

Speaker 37 (01:45:42):
Let's call him right back and just push his buttons
just a little bit and we'll bust a joking a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Okay, Okay, hello, Hi day, What are you doing? What
do you mean?

Speaker 15 (01:45:55):
I'm going to school learning?

Speaker 3 (01:45:56):
And who's Sammy Smith? Huh? Your boyfriend?

Speaker 15 (01:46:01):
Ballow that?

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
How don't dad me?

Speaker 15 (01:46:05):
Like I was gonna tell you about them when you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
Were gonna tell me next week?

Speaker 8 (01:46:10):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
Why do I gotta find out this way? Who is
this guy?

Speaker 15 (01:46:13):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
What are you doing up there? Count out?

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
What do you mean?

Speaker 15 (01:46:15):
What do you mean fin out?

Speaker 11 (01:46:16):
What?

Speaker 15 (01:46:17):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:46:18):
He's forty seven?

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
Forty seven?

Speaker 31 (01:46:23):
My fight?

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
Are you? Don't put your mother into this? Okay? For one,
I'm not even forty seven, you know?

Speaker 24 (01:46:30):
I mean?

Speaker 15 (01:46:32):
No, up, kid, this thirte year old, he is really
your care anging.

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
Does your mother know this? Dad?

Speaker 15 (01:46:43):
Have a great Thanksgiving and it's gonna be aren't No, We're.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
Not gonna have a great Thanksgiving. I might be intel
because I'm gonna kill this Smith guy.

Speaker 15 (01:46:51):
I hear the same. Are gonna have a lot of towning?

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
What are you trying to do to me? Huh? Are
you trying to kill me? Is that what you're trying
to do to me? If they will?

Speaker 6 (01:46:57):
Uncle Ronnie?

Speaker 37 (01:46:58):
Hello, my name's Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:47:03):
You just got phone tap.

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
I got that for you, guys.

Speaker 15 (01:47:11):
I love your daddy.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
I love you too, baby, Drive safe already.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
Elvis Duran phone Tap.

Speaker 33 (01:47:19):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all party.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Happy Thanksgiving, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 6 (01:47:45):
One year we were talking about grandma. It's a Thanksgiving
table and we had several calls from people whose grandmother's
actually passed away at the Thanksgiving table.

Speaker 5 (01:47:53):
And it's not a fun things.

Speaker 6 (01:47:55):
Don't but sometimes grandmothers live through Thanksgiving and they do
the craziest stuff like line twenty Nicole, Hello, Nicole, how
are you?

Speaker 35 (01:48:05):
Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening. I'm good,
are you?

Speaker 6 (01:48:09):
The pleasure is all ours? So your grandma?

Speaker 5 (01:48:14):
What did she do?

Speaker 6 (01:48:15):
I know, I know we all have grandma stories. Go ahead,
tell yours.

Speaker 35 (01:48:19):
So it's Thanksgiving. We finished eating and we just started
the tradition of doing secret Sannah a couple of years ago.
So we pick our names on Thanksgiving after you know,
we eat. So we're going around the table, we're picking
our names. We have to explain to my grandparents again
what it is because they forgot, and my grandma picks

(01:48:39):
the name and I'm not even joking, goes, oh my god,
I picked the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:48:46):
Run Oh no, she screamed us at the table and
obviously in front of the person she chose.

Speaker 35 (01:48:55):
I'm assuming yep, and she's screaming I made a huge mistake.
I made a huge mistake. And we're like, nanny stop
like everyone knows now.

Speaker 36 (01:49:08):
Do we?

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
Ever?

Speaker 6 (01:49:09):
Did you ever find out who it was?

Speaker 36 (01:49:12):
It was?

Speaker 7 (01:49:13):
What it was?

Speaker 24 (01:49:15):
Me?

Speaker 6 (01:49:19):
She didn't want you, Nicole?

Speaker 5 (01:49:21):
Why does your grandmother hate you?

Speaker 35 (01:49:24):
I'm not sure, but it was one of the funniest
things that.

Speaker 20 (01:49:28):
Ever grandmother Grandma?

Speaker 6 (01:49:31):
Well, so, well, good luck, hope she gives you something cool.

Speaker 5 (01:49:37):
That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:49:39):
Well, thank you, Nicole, Sorry about your grandma hating you,
but merry Christmas and have a nice day. Thanks for
listening to us. Line twenty four Sierra her grandmother. What
did your grandmother do with Thanksgiving?

Speaker 11 (01:49:55):
Well, she got on top of the table and said
that she could work, just like the celebrities in the video.

Speaker 20 (01:50:01):
Stop it.

Speaker 6 (01:50:03):
So your grandmother actually stepped on a chair and then
stepped onto the table and started tworking.

Speaker 11 (01:50:10):
Yes, Linda is wild.

Speaker 6 (01:50:16):
How did she do on a scale of one to ten?
How was her tworking?

Speaker 11 (01:50:21):
Well, the effort is a ten, but the actual talking
maybe like a two.

Speaker 7 (01:50:24):
And a half.

Speaker 6 (01:50:25):
Oh so funny.

Speaker 5 (01:50:29):
Was she drinking by chance? Or is this natural? Grandma?

Speaker 11 (01:50:32):
Oh my goodness, chardonay in her hand while she was talking. Yeah, yeah,
it was absolutely hilarious. And then as she got up
onto the table and started doing it, she let out
a nice long part.

Speaker 6 (01:50:49):
I love Grandma is my hero. Oh my god, Please
invite me to your Thanksgiving next year.

Speaker 7 (01:50:56):
I want to.

Speaker 6 (01:50:58):
Fabulous invited any time, Sierra, thank you for listening to us.
You have a great week. Okay, thanks thanks for calling
to That's awesome. Lindsay Online twenty three. Oh god, Lindsey,
what did your grandmother do at the Thanksgiving table?

Speaker 26 (01:51:12):
My grandmother got completely drunk, took my phone and called
my ex to tell him how terrible of a person
he is.

Speaker 7 (01:51:20):
Good for Grandma?

Speaker 20 (01:51:22):
Good grandma?

Speaker 6 (01:51:24):
How did that go over?

Speaker 17 (01:51:26):
Oh my god?

Speaker 26 (01:51:27):
So the first time he didn't obviously answer, because he's
probably like, why the hell is her number coming up?
We broke up like six months ago. But then she
called him like with keava lyd like three or four
times because she wasn't leaving any voicemails, and finally he answered.
And she is French, so she was cursing them out
in French and English.

Speaker 6 (01:51:47):
Yeah, grandma stories my favorite. Well, look, thank you for sharing,
lindsay you have a great day.

Speaker 26 (01:51:55):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 5 (01:51:56):
Looks at these texts.

Speaker 6 (01:51:58):
My grandma would pour her left over salad dressing from
her bowl after she finished eating, back into the main
dressing containers. Oh did you see.

Speaker 5 (01:52:07):
Some of these texts?

Speaker 6 (01:52:08):
They're coming through a street name.

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:52:11):
Oh god, let me get that one.

Speaker 6 (01:52:12):
One year, my grandma whipped out her boob to show
us how much it had deflated.

Speaker 20 (01:52:17):
Oh my, that's what happened, my granda. She sow her pantyhose,
like if there was a run in your panty hose,
she would sew them instead of buying a new paniels.

Speaker 6 (01:52:29):
Oh god, it's like, what are you doing, Danielle. My
grandmother gave me this textas my grandmother gave me the
make sure your husband is always satisfied talk at the
Thanksgiving table. Ah, Grandma, anyway, there you go. Shall we
have a shallow moment? Yeah, to add to all the
other shallow moment moments. Okay, let's say scary Froggy, Scottie

(01:52:54):
Bee and Nate do marry or kill?

Speaker 22 (01:53:00):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:53:00):
And Garrett that was right?

Speaker 2 (01:53:01):
Garrett do Mary kill?

Speaker 7 (01:53:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:53:03):
Let's let'sten do three it.

Speaker 6 (01:53:05):
Let's do Froggy and Nate and Scotty be do Mary.

Speaker 20 (01:53:09):
Kill gooy Okay, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
Yes, Can I kill all three? That's fine. I would
do Scotty.

Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
I would kill.

Speaker 2 (01:53:26):
Nate and not marry Froggy.

Speaker 5 (01:53:28):
There you go.

Speaker 20 (01:53:28):
Yeah, I'm marrying Froggy because I already know we could.
We could do it. We'd be fine.

Speaker 5 (01:53:35):
You could do it.

Speaker 20 (01:53:35):
That's not what I meant. I meant we could.

Speaker 5 (01:53:37):
Sounds like what you meant.

Speaker 20 (01:53:38):
It's already like he's married to Lisa and that works.
So you know, I'm gonna do Scotty. You know why
because I remember back in the day, Scotty was into
some crazy stuff and I remember this, So I'm gonna
go with Scotty.

Speaker 6 (01:53:50):
What so that means you want some crazy stuff?

Speaker 20 (01:53:52):
Yeah, well I'm just gonna kill you. I don't want to,
but I got no options.

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
Can I say?

Speaker 9 (01:53:59):
I would only pick Scotty because Scotty hates me so much?

Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
Sometimes I think it would be hilarious.

Speaker 7 (01:54:05):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:54:08):
Sometimes you guys just doing this because of what I said.

Speaker 5 (01:54:11):
Otherwise I would.

Speaker 6 (01:54:13):
Do Froggy and I would marry Scotty and kill Nate.

Speaker 2 (01:54:19):
In every scenario.

Speaker 20 (01:54:20):
I do feel like Nate's probably a really good husband,
not if he's dead. But I have no options.

Speaker 33 (01:54:26):
Wait is it like in real life? So if you
marry me, that means we don't have sex?

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
Right? I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:54:33):
Scotty Be, Froggy and Nate do marry kill go Oh damn,
I guess I would have to do Scotty married Froggy
and kill Nate. Why does everybody want to marry me?
Nobody wants to have sex with me?

Speaker 7 (01:54:45):
What is that I do?

Speaker 6 (01:54:46):
I said, I do? That's right, you got you got that,
you got the best one of all who wants you?

Speaker 5 (01:54:51):
Got your daddy over there?

Speaker 9 (01:54:52):
Goods that sex came with the marriage. Until Scotty said.

Speaker 6 (01:54:56):
Yeah, not always. You haven't been married yet, have you?

Speaker 7 (01:55:01):
Froggy?

Speaker 6 (01:55:03):
I like this one. Okay, remember it was Scotty Be
and Nate and Froggy. This person says, I'm gonna do
Scotty Mary Froggy and kill Scary. Sorry Scary, You're not
even a part of this, and you want to kill
you anyway, We're gonna off you.

Speaker 34 (01:55:18):
How am I supposed to take this old text that says,
oh as far as hot guys on the Show. Garrett, Garrett,
Josh and Scottie and Elvis are tops. That means okay,
that means that just leaves me and Nate and that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:30):
Okay.

Speaker 20 (01:55:30):
That means that an extreme bottom or is that.

Speaker 5 (01:55:33):
You're a power bottom? You're a power bottom?

Speaker 6 (01:55:37):
What is an extreme bottom? Power bottom?

Speaker 5 (01:55:40):
We're gonna go with that.

Speaker 6 (01:55:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:55:45):
Tricky time.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
From our family to yours.

Speaker 6 (01:55:49):
The Macy's Gift Guide is all about finding something for someone,
something that everyone on your list will love. Now through
November twenty ninth, you can save big on the most
gift worthy items during Macy's Black Friday Sale. This holiday,
let Macy's be your guide to gifting. Shop at Macy's
dot com slash Gift Guide. All right, show's done. We'll
come back tomorrow and do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:56:10):
Till next time.

Speaker 6 (01:56:11):
Say peace out, everybody, please ore everybody,