FULL SHOW: The Day We Swallowed Our Secrets

Today, Producer Jamie’s OnlyFans reveal stuns the room, Danielle turns detective again, and we confess the weirdest things we’ve ever swallowed. Plus, we navigate plane etiquette, childhood fears, Wordle drama, and Froggy learns why you never eat food left out overnight!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
It just always makes me laugh. I mean, I just
I can't get enough of it.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It makes my morning.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I don't even notice that I'm sitting in traffic RP thing.
I wake up to the show every day.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
I literally listen all the time.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
It uses up all my data.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
I just love their interaction.

Speaker 6 (00:20):
They really seem to genuinely to love each other, love
each other.

Speaker 7 (00:23):
Tell this in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Welcome our friend Janie to the studio. Good morning Morning. Now,
last time Jamie was your last several times has visited us.
We actually got insight into the world of crazy dating. Yes,
and I don't say dating, I say crazy dating because
you walk in with story after story after story of
guys who are just like from a museum of freaks.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (00:49):
Actually my nickname in radio ten years ago was FM
freak Magnet.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Okay, yeah, because I attracked. I don't even know how
it happens.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
We wanted to check up with you and do a
follow up and see how you're doing. Have you have
you on someone you like?

Speaker 8 (01:01):
I haven't, but I may have taken a turn to
desperate because I have signed myself up for a farming
dating app, what like to find a farmer? Literally like
farmers only dot com or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Farmer and you don't live anywhere near farmers I.

Speaker 8 (01:19):
Don't know I'm going to be found out. I mean
I have pink litter shoes on right now, which is
not farmware. But I figured I gotta try and.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Expand my horizons here.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
The whole office. Second, you know what you need to be.
You need to stand out on the Farmer's Only a
dating site, and I think you wearing pink glitter shoes.
I think that would be very desirable for a farmer.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
That they don't want cabway booths.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, they know they want something different.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I think you might want a city girl.

Speaker 9 (01:43):
Maybe it would be city girls only.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Well, I was.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
Getting scared because as I was filling out the questions,
I wrote some of them down. So it's like type
of relationship looking for looking to put down roots, your
body types shredded like lettuce, like they're all farm references. Yes,
and then I had hit like on a couple of people,
very scruffy looking, but some are kind of cute. So
they have these pre made message messages you can send.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
So some of them are wishing you.

Speaker 8 (02:11):
A happy harvest. Right, would you like to go for
a horseback ride sometime. I mean, I'm not in my lane.
I'm not in my lane, no hope.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, first of all, let me let me be very
clear with you, Jackay, we have a lot of farmers
that listen to our show all the way from got
to New Jersey, all the way out to the Midwest.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
I feel like the closest one I found was North Carolina.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
And that's not gonna help.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
That's not gonna help.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Maybe I'll have to go there.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, we're on in Iowa, we're on in Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well, that would help me out then.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, upstate as well. Yeah, unical farmers.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
I'm open, clearly, I'm open to it.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
So you thought that rather than going through the same
old wedding site of wedding site, dating sites have.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Done them all.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
So now you're onto the farmers.

Speaker 8 (02:53):
Yeah, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta expand your horizons.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
GANDHI other other ones. She could be a I don't know.

Speaker 10 (02:58):
So I ride to work with Damy every day and
we talk about her dating life every day, and I
kind of support this. I think she should branch out
a bit. But then when you're sending people messages like
you want to take a horseback ride, and then you
get back a weird message.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
You can't be up to send that one. But yeah,
if I got a weird one back, I okay.

Speaker 9 (03:14):
And we've sort of identified some of the things that
she does.

Speaker 10 (03:16):
So like in I don't know if it was tender
Witch profile it was, but she had like a choker
on in every picture and.

Speaker 9 (03:22):
Was like, I don't understand why I'm getting these and
ol messages.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
It was just a nice, beautiful necklace.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
I didn't think anything of it, and then I took
it down and then the messages stopped.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
You're wearing a choker and you're getting a response from
a guy who's handle is choker.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Like you put a leash through it or something, which
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (03:43):
Maybe you should your sugar daddy and go in the
other direction, just completely different.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Then I have to go through his stuff.

Speaker 8 (03:50):
You don't what do you.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Want something back?

Speaker 12 (03:56):
They do?

Speaker 10 (03:57):
Yeah, yeah, I have a lot of friends who are
doing what Jamie's doing right now.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
She's flea bagging. Yeah, I know what that is, right.

Speaker 10 (04:05):
It's where you are associating with something that you're actually not. Yeah,
So one of my friends, who is not Muslim, is
on a Muslim dating app, just trying to scam on people.
And I was like, what are you doing to get
off there? And he's like, well, no, I'm cleaning up.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
This is great.

Speaker 9 (04:20):
I'm like, I can't handle these two were a fake pharma.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Our Ali Gold was lying to an Asian guy saying
that she I think she was saying she was Asian?
Were you saying you were Asian?

Speaker 13 (04:34):
No?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
I wasn't saying I was Asian.

Speaker 9 (04:36):
I just said I preferred Asian.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, does nothing wrong with that? That's great? Do you
prefer Asians?

Speaker 14 (04:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay? Asian? Wait? Hold on, there was one Asian you
liked and you knew he was on this site, so
you said you like Asians just to get him.

Speaker 9 (04:57):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I think that's k.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
We had our second date two nights ago.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Did you tell him the lie you've been telling?

Speaker 14 (05:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Is he still Asian?

Speaker 15 (05:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (05:06):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (05:06):
Then, by the way, Lisa Froggy's wife pointed out something
that makes sense. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani the farmer
and the city girl.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh I like that.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
I can dig that he's cute. Yeah, I don't know
if there was, I'm gonna find on there.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
That cute.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
By the way, so you're on farmers only. Yeah, now
here's their commercial.

Speaker 17 (05:27):
We used to be lonely until we met on farmers only.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site.
Farmers rancher is a good old country folks to be
lonely farmer's.

Speaker 18 (05:44):
You don't have to be lonely on farmers only dot
com if you're looking for a hoe, no like that,
like a real home.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Did you use in the garden? Where's Jill?

Speaker 12 (06:00):
She's really lonely?

Speaker 7 (06:01):
And now walk on the corn field again?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Do you think wherever farmers will not hanging out with
us all day?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
We used to be lonely and so we met on
farmers only.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site
for farmers, ranchers and good old country folks.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
You don't have to be lonely.

Speaker 17 (06:22):
The farmers.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
City folks just don't get it.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
I'm scared because the job section talked about what animal
do I raise?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Hello, Lauren, So you have found another dating site. Which
one did you see?

Speaker 15 (06:39):
Well?

Speaker 19 (06:39):
It was for people who are into lumber sexual.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yes, but lumber hold on lumber sexual?

Speaker 3 (06:48):
What does that explain?

Speaker 19 (06:51):
Okay, So it's basically you are after like a lumberjack,
a guy who where's a lot of flail.

Speaker 20 (06:57):
And here.

Speaker 21 (07:00):
And he's just a big burly guy.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Gosh, like the man.

Speaker 16 (07:04):
Yeah yeah, like our Josh, our jobs by Josh.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
He's a lumber sexual. Go get show, Josh, come here.
So that that look really entices you? You like the
lumber sexual?

Speaker 22 (07:16):
Look?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yes see I do too?

Speaker 5 (07:20):
I mean that too.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
What what what website is?

Speaker 7 (07:22):
This?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Is it called lumber lumberjack dot com or something?

Speaker 19 (07:26):
It was it was lumber match, but it's not in
existence anymore.

Speaker 23 (07:31):
Okay, so.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
What we have one right here?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Coaster boy Josh is here. Hello, good morning. He is
our lumber your lumber sexual. Okay, and so Lauren, Lauren
will describe a lumber sexual again, a Lauren.

Speaker 19 (07:51):
It's basically a guy who wears a lot of flannel
and he.

Speaker 24 (07:54):
Has a nice beard and a sharp haircut, and he's
just a big burly guy.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
And that's huge. You know what, you did have your
your your beanie off yesterday and you have a sharp haircut.
Oh yeah, I got my haircut. Now do you consider
yourself lumber sexual? Not really, it's just your style.

Speaker 11 (08:12):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm not a strong I'm weak.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I shouldn't say you to be physically strong. It's more
of a look and more of a feeling you exude
smoking mirrors. Anyway, thank you, he's taken. We appreciate lumber
sexuals everyone, now, Jamie, is there another type other than
a farmer that you would try.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
To at this point?

Speaker 8 (08:34):
I'm willing. I'm open to anything at this point.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
It's sad. There's a lot of fetish sites.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Oh god, I don't know if I want to go
down that road particularly.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
But yet, so have you been on any dates of
late that are worth reporting back to the Marshall No.

Speaker 8 (08:51):
But there were a few likes in some of the farmers.
There was one I think in Brooklyn, actually.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
A Brooklyn farmer, weed farmer.

Speaker 8 (08:58):
I bet, oh, maybe that's what he is. He said
he was a good old country boy. That's cool in
a city.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
We had just found him.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
So he had to move to the city thing.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, is he cute?

Speaker 5 (09:07):
He's kind of cute.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Okay, that's a good start. That's kind of good kind
of a date. All right, Well, listen, if you have
any hits, if you have anything, let us know.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
I will.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
I definitely will.

Speaker 16 (09:20):
By the way, those sparkly shoes vans, they are converse. Oh,
I love pink litter.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Do you have any thoughts about your friend Jamie donny thoughts?

Speaker 5 (09:31):
I want to hear him later in the car.

Speaker 9 (09:32):
I have so many.

Speaker 10 (09:33):
Conversations about these things, like what give us an interesting side?
I mean, so, I'm not sure if we talked about
it in here or not. I think we did. But
she interacted with someone that she met on Instagram and
they were kind of going back and forth having a
conversation about something, and then it turned into a situation
where they both yelled at each other and then blocked
each other. Oh yeah, without ever meeting, without ever having
any type of real interaction, just based on messages. And

(09:55):
I was like, I'm gonna be honest, Jamie, I think
you're taking this stuff a little too seriously and reading
into things more than you should. So I think she
needs to work on that part. And then yeah, I'm
black too quickly.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Here's a suggestion for you, Jamie. Hi brand didn't say
good morning to our Jamie. What's going on?

Speaker 25 (10:11):
Good morning, Jamie?

Speaker 5 (10:12):
How are you doing, Hi Brandon, how are you?

Speaker 15 (10:15):
I'm well I'm fantastic as usual.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
What is what is your suggestion for Jamie?

Speaker 15 (10:18):
Well, you know, I've never been there personally, but I
know that Star Trek dating dot com exists and you
should check it out.

Speaker 26 (10:24):
Wait, the Star Trek ready to take a trip to your.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Probably were spoke ears or something weird?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Are you a king? I'm sure? What's that? Brandon?

Speaker 15 (10:46):
I should compliment their cause playing and you're in there.

Speaker 9 (10:50):
You're god like cosplay. She goes to comic con and
Dad's attic.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
Good.

Speaker 16 (11:00):
Let me run.

Speaker 15 (11:01):
I love your show, guys, love talking to Brandon.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Thank you so much, Thank you very much. Oh boy,
I like that Star Wars Dating.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, I'm gonna see what the farmers right now?

Speaker 8 (11:10):
Okay, but it takes me.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Garrett just found gluten free singles.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Gary, Garrett, you're married, sad for me. I'm looking for Jamie.
I mean, just trying anything great.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
I don't care.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
I'll try it all right.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I think you some gluten for you guys.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
Hey, I'm at Sharon.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Hey, what's up with Swen Metro?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
That was in the morning shot.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Elvist wran in the morning shower.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
You know I've told you this story about when I
was a kid and I swallowed a Barbie shoe.

Speaker 10 (11:55):
Oh yeah, and that's something weird happen you like, found
it in an X ray?

Speaker 27 (11:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
No, it came out during a colonic.

Speaker 9 (12:01):
Also weird, huh.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Now, Barbie shoe was really well made.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
It lasted a long time. No, okay, Seriously, when you
were a kid or maybe later in life, did you
ever eat anything that you weren't supposed to eat and
then you had to find it later?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Not that I remember.

Speaker 10 (12:22):
I had to go to the doctor once because there's
this little Indian snack and it has these tiny little
balls of like sugar, and I wanted them, so I
stuffed them in my ears and nose and they got lost.
My mom had to take me the doctor to get
them out lost.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Did they find them?

Speaker 9 (12:36):
Yeah, they got them out.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
See that's the thing. We have a lot of people
who listen who work in the emergency room, and you
know they have to extract all sorts of things from
all sorts of different orifices.

Speaker 25 (12:46):
So how did you find the milk thud in your underwear?
Is my first question?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Oh though, the milk dut in my underwear was a
whole different thing.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
That was how do you know that was a milk pud?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
It was a milk dut was scary.

Speaker 11 (12:57):
So when I was a kid, I ate a rubber
erase that looked like a cheeseburgers ice.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Cream cone and the other.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
One was the look so looks real and your food
upsessions started.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Did it come out eventually? Right? Yes?

Speaker 28 (13:15):
So I ate a few lego heads. Now, with lego heads,
you could pop them on and off. This lego head
that I wanted to switch heads on wouldn't come off.
So I did what any reasonable kid would do.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Use your teeth.

Speaker 28 (13:27):
So once you use your teeth, there's no controlling it
once it pops off. I swallowed it. You think I
would learned my lesson because a few days later I
did the same thing. So for a week I was
shifting through stuff to find lego heads.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Some of these things look tasty. They're yellow? Why not?
People were texting in I ate a cigarette. Never came out.
I swallowed my mom's wedding ring as a child.

Speaker 9 (13:53):
Unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Okay, so brody ate a penny. The sad part was
it came out tails it did. Literally We'll get into
that later.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
As an adult, I have swallowed a couple of my
teeth diamonds?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
How many you know when you first had the diamonds
and planted on your teeth, you got a lot of
grief from some of our listeners. It did, and then
it went away. But they just dislodge and you swallow them.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 10 (14:17):
Exactly the moment I lost one of them, I bit
into a piece of broccoli and I was like, Oh,
that was kind of tough.

Speaker 9 (14:22):
Diamond gone.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Well, it's tiny enough for I guess it just kind
of comes out.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
In your expensive art. Yeah, it just comes out.

Speaker 9 (14:29):
Cheap, so it depends where you go to get them.

Speaker 10 (14:32):
But this one that I had right here was one
hundred bucks swallowed.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
It must be nice to be wealthy. Yeah right.

Speaker 10 (14:38):
I actually sent a message to the person who put
it in and I was like, listen, this was only
here for like two weeks.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I want to back is not responded text. When I
was younger, I put a marble at by nose because
I thought I could I could hold the other nostril
and shoot it across the room. It got stuck and
it had to be removed by a doctor. Oh, I
don't know, so I think we learned our lesson into
our mine was the barbie shoe and it came out happily.

(15:05):
Have around here.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Don't shove things up your orifice.

Speaker 13 (15:07):
I know.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
But the body is an interesting thing because I know
I had a cat, and I think I've told you
this before. I had a cat who ate tensil off
the Christmas tree. So she kitty still had the tensil
coming out of her mouth for like a day, but
then the rest of it came out of her rear end.
You can actually floss my cat. And I didn't know
should I just cut it and just pull it out?

(15:27):
Do you pull it out?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
They? Do you pull from I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'm afraid it gets it got wrapped around some oregon
or something.

Speaker 16 (15:34):
I would pull off from the bottom because once it's
in your butt, you don't want to come in out
your mouth.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Man, get back to you on that. Hello, Patty, how
are you hi? It's one of those conversations, one of
those conversations you know won't end up on TV. Sorry, So, Patty,
what'd your brother.

Speaker 17 (15:55):
Eat a paintball?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
How do you eat a paintball? I mean those are
there's a big aren't they?

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
But did it explode? In his stomach.

Speaker 17 (16:06):
No, he was really sick afterwards, and we had a
complaint and control about it, and they said that he
would be fine.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Did he poop green for a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
It's disgusting. All right, Well, thank you, thanks for listening. Anyway,
I don't know what. I saw a barbie and it
reminded me of the Barbie shoe. People say, where do
you come up with these stupid things to talk about?
It's just you see something you're like, Oh right, let's
talk for fifteen minutes about swallowing things like Barbie shoes.

Speaker 10 (16:33):
More interesting than swallowing too. Sometimes there was this whole
list of interesting things people have gotten lodged up there. Yes,
not in an attempt to keeister, but just in general.
One person tried to get the thing out of their
booty with tongs and then got the tong stuck too.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (16:46):
Look at the X ray.

Speaker 16 (16:47):
Oh my god, what it looks like at the GINO office?

Speaker 9 (16:54):
What is the thing that was originally up there?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
If I can say it, then, okay.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Hello Larry, Hello Larry. As a teacher your students, I'm
sure they swallow stuff all the time. What was the latest?

Speaker 22 (17:07):
It was an air pod?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
An air pod?

Speaker 9 (17:09):
Oh, no, it'd be so upset.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Wa wait, like the little piece you put in your
ear right?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, okay, it's not too big.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
No, how'd you swallow it?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
His students swallowed?

Speaker 15 (17:22):
He said he did research to make sure it wouldn't
hurt him or kill him, and.

Speaker 22 (17:25):
Decided to eat it.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Could you still hear it?

Speaker 22 (17:29):
Yeah, as they went down the atop, you could.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Hear it, sheer and playing in his stomach.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Patty weird.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
All right, thank you, Larry, and thanks for being a
cool teacher.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
We need more of you.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
We appreciate it very much. All right, moving on, we
call that network time killer.

Speaker 27 (17:43):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
Tappen.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Let's get into your phone, tap Danielle. What's it all about?

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Okay?

Speaker 16 (17:50):
So Jake is a little promiscuous in college and he
has a lot of girls. So I am calling his
mom as one of the girls that he just stump.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Oh god, let's listen in to Danielle's phone to have you.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Hello, Hi, can I talk to missus Uranail? Please? This
is hi, missus daniel This is Stephanie. Hi, Stephanie, I
was dating your son, Jake. Okay, yeah, and Ja just
broke up with me.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Can I just ask how you how you got my
phone number?

Speaker 12 (18:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I got it from Jake's phone.

Speaker 16 (18:25):
I was looking through his phone and I was really
upset and I wanted to talk to you, and so
I got the number from there.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Oh, okay, what is your name, Stephanie.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
You don't even know who I am. He told me
that you said that I was a bad influence on him. Uh,
why would do well, you don't even know me. Why
would you say something like that.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
I don't even know you. And Ake has told me
about Why.

Speaker 16 (18:49):
Would he lie to me and tell me that my
mom said that you're not good for me. Why would
he say that if you didn't say it.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
I don't know why. Jake says a lot of things, honestly.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
You know, I don't know why he let you his
phone because he could take my phone up.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Well, he didn't know I was taking it.

Speaker 16 (19:02):
I was just holding him while he was in the bathroom,
and then I looked through it because I wanted.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
To call you.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Okay, Well, how long were you dating my son?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
A long time?

Speaker 4 (19:13):
What is a long time?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Two weeks?

Speaker 7 (19:15):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Okay, well two weeks isn't really a long time.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Well, yeah, it is for me a long time. That's
a long time for me.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
It's okay.

Speaker 16 (19:23):
And you know what he's bringing nineteen years old. He
should have a brain of his own, his name, he's
mommy to tell him who to date.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Okay, well, and how old are you Stephanie nineteen two?

Speaker 22 (19:34):
Right?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Well, he doesn't need a nineteen year old girl that
he's only known for two weeks also telling him who
he needs to be dating.

Speaker 16 (19:40):
You know what, I loved him and he broke up
with me, and it's all your fault and you don't
even care.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
I care very much. I'm sorry that you're upset, and
I'm sorry if he if he hurt you, you know whatever.

Speaker 16 (19:53):
I'm so good, I am so good. I'm always getting
told by guys how good I am. There's no way
it would have broken up with me.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Probably why he doesn't want to be with you if
you're getting told by so many different guys of how
good you are. And if you think that two weeks
is a long time, I'm sure I'm actually at that
you just said that. I'm actually happy that my son
is not with you, that he's smart enough.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Oh, that's really nice, that's really You don't even know me.
You don't even know me. You don't even know me.
We could have been in it for the long haul.

Speaker 16 (20:19):
We could have been together at least a month, and
you grow and mess it up.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
For me.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Long haul as in the month we're what is the
longest relationship that you've.

Speaker 7 (20:28):
Ever been in.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
There's none of your business.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Well, you just made it my business by just randomly
calling my phone that you took from my son's phone.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
That's not a big deal. We all do it.

Speaker 16 (20:38):
I know back when you were young, in the ice age,
they didn't have cell phones.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Well, thank you very much. I'm actually not that old whatever.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yes you are, Yes you are.

Speaker 15 (20:52):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
You can call her back and it's all you here.

Speaker 15 (20:54):
Yeah, absolutely, Hello.

Speaker 19 (20:59):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
I just received a phone call from Stephanie.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
She called you.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
She says how you went out with her for two weeks,
and she's also said something along the lines of how
great guys say that she is.

Speaker 23 (21:12):
I went out with that girl like three times.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, the psychopath calling your mother. You've seen the show Snapped,
you know how crazy these women can get now I've
seen that TV show.

Speaker 29 (21:23):
Yeah, I really, I think I really should put like
a security pass code on my phone?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Or are you just stop being disgusting and sleeping with
a thousand people?

Speaker 12 (21:30):
It's not in the thousands.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Well, thank you for that.

Speaker 20 (21:33):
I could sleep now.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Hello, I'm just hello. Hello, Hi mom, Hi.

Speaker 12 (21:41):
Mom.

Speaker 16 (21:41):
This is Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Oh my, Jacob, thank god, you're trying to kill me
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
This song table was pree recorded permission granted by all party.

Speaker 27 (21:58):
Seris Elvis phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Whose fault is it if your phone wakes you up
during the night? Is it yours or the person calling
you at that awful hour?

Speaker 13 (22:15):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Both?

Speaker 20 (22:17):
Both?

Speaker 8 (22:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Both? Now both shoddy? Answer? Come on?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Can I ask?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Can I ask a question?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, yes, before we get into answers, Yes, a question.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Does the person calling know what you do for a living?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Okay, well there you go.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Okay, So Gandhi's was first. Gandhi was first out of
the shoot. You said it was originally everyone's fault, but
now you're saying yours. Why is that?

Speaker 10 (22:45):
Because you control the volume of your phone and you
do not disturb features and all that kind of stuff.
So if you leave it on, then it's fair game.
Every time it dings that it's going to wake you up.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
So you're so you're all about shutting off the world.
So if anything happens and someone needs to get in
touch with you, well, tough titties. You'll have to talk
to me tomorrow, right.

Speaker 10 (23:04):
I mean, I leave my mom and it doesn't really
bug me like that for the most part. It will
stay on silent, but at night time it goes on.

Speaker 16 (23:10):
Yeah, what about you, Danielle theirs because they know what
you knew for a living, they know you need your sleep,
And to me, I get so angry and I'm like, id, really.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
I mean you know what I do. That's a little disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah. The phone rang at eleven fifteen last night and
I was so deep out, Hey did I wake you?
Because my response is always no, I had to wake
up to answer the phone anyway.

Speaker 22 (23:36):
YEA.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
So, Froggy, you're saying it's my fault or their fault? Yours?
Why is that.

Speaker 25 (23:45):
Because the iPhone has a feature you can put on
do not Disturb, and then you can also add to
that feature where if somebody calls you twice, you can
put people certain people, so if it's really important they
call you twice, it will go through. So the first
call or text will not wake you up, but a
second call will because that could be important.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
So I see it. Here's my fault.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
If someone calls me at eleven thirty at night, it
better be for a very good reason. And you know what,
and I want you to call me at eleven thirty
if it's a great reason. I'm okay with that. But
this was just a Hey, my god, I haven't talked
to you so long, and I was just thinking about it.
I call you.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah, that's not that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, what Nate.

Speaker 13 (24:21):
It's totally that person's fault that has the phone because
I'm thinking to know what you do. Here's what I'm
telling you, because Heather the other night left her phone on,
like the the alerts on, and her friends in Australia
start texting her at two thirty in the morning, so
all of a sudden, it's.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I'm like well, why didn't you silence your phone?

Speaker 20 (24:45):
Like?

Speaker 13 (24:45):
This is totally her fault for not silencing the phone,
not the people in Australia who it's like noon there.

Speaker 11 (24:51):
Yeah, what about you, scary. I'm not responsible to keep
your schedule. It's your device, you programmed it, It's got
a million buttons and features on it. You've lived with
it your entire life. You should know how to make
it work at different times.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
So, first of all, Missy, I don't like your sassy,
imperious attitude. Secondly, you know what, I'm here for my
friends and my family. So if you need me at
eleven thirty at night, my phone is on for you.
But you know what, guess what, I'm gonna block you
every night. So if you have something earth shattering, if
you need for me to bail you out of jail,
then you're a f man and you can do that.

(25:26):
You can silence me and make everybody done.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Well, but by the way, you've been silenced for years. No,
but I'm serious. You know what I do for a living,
you know, and I'm if I'm gonna be the kind
of friend and family member that's open to you around
the clock. You need to respect the fact that I'm
here for you, but only if you really need me.
You know what, you know, if and I don't have kids,
I can't imagine what it's like having kids and then

(25:50):
turning off your phone. And if they don't live in
the house with you, like Daniel, and your kids move
out of the house, your phone's gonna be on around
the clock.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
You know you're a mom, Yeah, of course, all right.

Speaker 10 (26:01):
I swear my parents have me blocked because I call
them and they never answer.

Speaker 9 (26:05):
I'm like, mom, dad, someone kid needs.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
They too. Hey, Jared's online. Two, let's see. You see
he works weird hours, so he knows Hi.

Speaker 30 (26:14):
Jared, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
So you work nights, so your hours are opposite of
all your friends and family, right.

Speaker 29 (26:24):
Yeah, I'm actually on my way home right now.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, So when you're you're going to go to sleep.
And so if your phone rings are on noon today
and it's someone that knows your schedule, are you gonna
be a little pissed off?

Speaker 12 (26:36):
Well?

Speaker 29 (26:36):
No, I put my phone on silent during the day
when I'm sleeping, and then if I need to call
someone back and leave them a voicemail, I assume that
if I call them in the middle of the night.
I should just be able to leave a voicemail because
they should have their phone on silent too.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, they should shouldn't. Well, these are the friends who
are not there for you if there's an emergency. I
don't know, just thinking it through, all right. Well, listen,
So you're going home from work right now?

Speaker 17 (27:07):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Oh man? So what time do you go to sleep
and what time do you wake up? What's your sleep schedule?

Speaker 13 (27:13):
Like?

Speaker 29 (27:15):
Well, during the week, I don't have a sleep schedule.
I have a one year old son during the day,
so I'm awake pretty much all day except for when
he naps.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Wow, your schedule. That's why you do not disturb because
you have a one year old.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (27:30):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 29 (27:31):
And then during the weekend, I just switch back today's
schedule so I can hang out with my wife and
my son.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Wow. So you've got a crazy schedule, Jared. Well, look,
I'm glad that you spend some time with us on
your way home. Just what you need to like. The
last thing you hear before you go to bed or whatever,
is us bitching and moaning about people calling in the
middle of the night. Sorry about that, but look, thanks
for listening to us. Take it easy.

Speaker 29 (27:53):
Thanks you too.

Speaker 13 (27:55):
Yeah, what's that? Nate had a question? Is grave diggings
still a nighttime occupation? You know how they call it
the graveyard shift? When do you dig your graves for
your victims? I get it if you murder somebody, But
if you're digging graves and say a cemetery, why do
they do it at night? Like, I couldn't think of
a worse time to dig graves in the middle of

(28:17):
a cemetery.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Thing.

Speaker 16 (28:18):
Don't think they just do because I've been to the
cemetery to visit my father, and I have seen them
digging the graves during the day.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Think what made you think of this? Where did this
come from? Odd? Because we had you know, Jared was
calling in about you know, he.

Speaker 13 (28:33):
Works at night. Then I'm thinking about graveyard shifts. I'm like,
why do they call it graveyard And I'm thinking probably
because they dig graves at night.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Oh well, then that's that's the horse of a different color.
As I say, I never thought about the graveyard shift. Yeah,
I've just thought about it. I'm like, that seems like
a pretty morose time to be digging. Great, if you
work at the graveyard. Will you call us we need
to hear from your text us at fifty five one hundred.
We need your graveyard insight. Yeah, all right, thank you,
very good point. I never thought about that. Someone just

(29:02):
sent this text. They call it the graveyard shift because
back in the old days of the plague, they would
have bodies in the cemetery with bells tied to their
toes in case they weren't dead. They would stay up
all night to listen for the ringing of the bells.
Is that true or not?

Speaker 27 (29:17):
Oh my gosh, it's creepy.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yes it is if it's real. But I need to
believe that. Yeah, I like that. Well, hold on, we
have Ryan online one he worked in a cemetery. Maybe
he knows the graveyard shift and what it's all about.

Speaker 22 (29:31):
Hey Ryan, good morning, Elvis.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
How are you doing.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Okay? So, where does the term graveyard shift come from?
Do you know?

Speaker 22 (29:40):
That's exactly where it comes from, the bells and the toes.
But I did live and work in the cemetery for
nine years when I was younger, and they never once
said graves. That changed after the nineteen hundreds. I do believe.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh wow, Well, so question so would you dig graves
only at night while no one's around?

Speaker 22 (30:05):
No, sir, it was always during the day.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, I'm wondering because people always wonder where squirrels sleep.

Speaker 22 (30:12):
It's just one of the same things.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Right, I was here yesterday and that grave wasn't there.
I don't know, it just appeared overnight. So it's during
the day. All right, now, we know. Thank you so much,
and I have a good day, Ryan, I appreciate. If
ever we need a cemetery answers in the future, we'll
call you.

Speaker 22 (30:27):
Okay, thank you, sir.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
You have a great day, all right, you too.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
All right, Well, there you go. A lot of answers,
a lot of stupid questions.

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Speaker 1 (31:16):
I was in a un uber yesterday and we you know, look,
you know, it can be competitive driving to the streets
of New York City. It's like playing a video game.
I was cut off. My car was cut off by
a Jesus Saves stickered car, and I thought that was
kind of odd.

Speaker 10 (31:32):
Yes, I always think the same thing when someone's driving
all irrationally or like flips you the bird and then
you see the Jesus sticker or the fish, I'm.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Like, hey, what's up. It's like sometimes some of the
people who say the most cutting, awful negative things on
social media, you look at their account, it's like, I'm
following the footsteps of Jesus. No, you're not. Jesus would
never say that on my social media, but.

Speaker 16 (31:52):
They figure you have to forgive them because they're followers
of Jesus.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Not gonna I hold you to a higher whatever power.

Speaker 31 (32:00):
You know, sometimes I have to be very careful because
I'll be driving the Elvis Duran truck and I'll be
driving like a jerk, and I'll be like, oh my god,
I totally forgot that this one has.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Logos all over. We have an Elvis Durant truck.

Speaker 31 (32:10):
Yeah, well the radio station has Elvis Durand logos all
over the cack of it.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
It doesn't my picture on it does?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
I think we have a station somewhere on the East
coast that has my picture on it. It's the worst picture.
Get that off the road. I know. Anyone looking at
my face driving by. It's like when you go buy
like a bus stop bench, it is a picture of
a real estate guy on it. I'm not going to
buy a house from you because you have your picture
on the bench.

Speaker 9 (32:32):
I think that.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
No, I'm glad your husband doesn't do that.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Well, he's done. He Every once in a while his
face will show up on a bench or something, but
not usually.

Speaker 11 (32:41):
What's scary anytime you put your your face on something
for the public, you're asking for trouble because it lends
itself to graffiti.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, vandalism. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get
a salvad or dollystach.

Speaker 9 (32:52):
That's nicer than what I would do if given the options.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Right, Yeah, you draw like a wiener and aim it
towards the Yeah.

Speaker 9 (32:58):
If your mouth is even slightly open game.

Speaker 14 (33:00):
See.

Speaker 16 (33:00):
I just tell my husband, Hey, I saw your face
on a bench and I went and sat on your face.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Scary. What's the moment?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Pipe down?

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Scary?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Scary? I don't know about you. Sometimes Yeah, well no,
it's just like you hear someone say something on this
and you're like, what is that? You would you do
that if the microphones were on. No Ah, it's so
funny when the mics are on, personalities change. Yeah, I

(33:37):
don't mind does when the mics are off. I'm a
very nice guy. I'm quiet, right, Oh, so silent. I'm
very passive. I am, yeah for the most part, a sweetheart.
After ten am, oh after ten at a certain time. Yes,
you're a different person as a timer.

Speaker 16 (33:51):
You don't think you're nice during the show, really, no,
because you know what it's we've got clocks ticking down,
We've got we've got eighteen people trying to all talk
at the same time.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
This is a rough gig. I is always making fun
of me. Oh you do you just played the same
song over and over and all that money. Well, yeah,
that's okay, but that's what I.

Speaker 10 (34:09):
Do I think all our significant others feel that way
about us, because I've definitely gotten that from Brandon, Like, oh,
are you tired?

Speaker 9 (34:17):
I was talking really hard today. I'm like, I'll kill you.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I just got it a second ago.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
What did you get?

Speaker 25 (34:23):
So when we went to break last time, she said
to me, Oh, how long do you have? I said,
I got about eight more minutes. Oh, I got a
couple of things that needs you to get done. I'm working, Like,
leave me alone, don't talk to me right now, I'll stop.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Take it a question kind of random? Why are you
cheating with wordle? What is the point?

Speaker 9 (34:42):
Froggy?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
No, I don't cheat?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh well no, not you, Froggy, but and anyone and everyone?
Why was it?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Stupid? Defeats the purpose?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Why would you even do it if you're gonna cheat?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Right?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Okay, who do we have who's cheating on wordle?

Speaker 9 (34:54):
Never?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
No, you could just be like me and not give
a crap and not even do it.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Now, do you have the three words? The words you
like to use to try to cover the entire spectrum.

Speaker 9 (35:02):
Of a work totally?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Like Alex has good ones, Like the word audio is really.

Speaker 9 (35:06):
Good, so is beach or lamps? Those are really good
words to pick too.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Okay, yeah, words that don't have letters.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
That repeat, Yeah, I use I use the same vowels.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, snarl is a good one. Yeah, get the R.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
But people who want to choose cheat with word. I
just don't know. I don't get it. I don't no offense.
I'll be sure you're a great person.

Speaker 10 (35:32):
There are whatever game you can find online, there is
also an app that will help you cheat at that game.

Speaker 9 (35:36):
It's terrible words with friends.

Speaker 10 (35:38):
I stopped playing with certain people because there was one
coworker who I was like, you don't even know that word,
stop it, and she would come back with these amazing responses.
I wanted to poke her in the eye.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
There is another reason why you should be looking at
the world through rose colored glasses. They are telling us
that optimism is the secret to healthy aging.

Speaker 9 (35:55):
Absolutely later, I got a bounce.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Researchers Boston University Madison studied over two hundred and fifty
senior adults over fourteen years to see how being optimistic
can affect your health without doubt with clear evidence, researchers
conclude staying optimistic about life can help people cope with
stress better and as a result, avoids some health risks

(36:24):
as they age.

Speaker 9 (36:25):
Totally true.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
I could see that.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
Yeah, I mean, you know they always say when you
worry about something, you're just putting yourself through it over
and over and over again.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Cross that bridge when you come to it.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Twenty one year old woman went on to Reddit to
talk about her disastrous birthday. She got a lot of
support from people on social media. I want to see
what you feel about this. It was her birthday. She
woke up, No one acknowledged her special day at all.
She went downstairs to the kitchen. Her mom was reading
the newspaper, ignored her, even had some demands about cooking
and cleaning. So the day already started off a little off.

(36:55):
It was her birthday. Her dad and brother ignored her
as well. She said. Normally her dad always wished her
happy birthday. Hey, happy birthday, kitten, didn't do it this day.
She felt miserable and ignored on her birthday, and of course,
rather than saying hello, it's my birthday, she just let
it ride, feeling crappy the whole day. She got home,
she had a little small birthday cake for herself. She

(37:16):
opened the door and there they were all of her
friends and family to wish her a surprise.

Speaker 9 (37:19):
Oh god, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
She should have known something was well.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It turns out ignoring her uh was, of course an
intentional part of the plan. Yeah, she was not happy
at all. She left, She walked out, went to McDonald's,
got a happy meal, and she was like, no, that
was not a birthday surprise. That was a prank. Oh way,
people online blowing her up with messages agreeing with her
what She was right to leave the bash. She was

(37:45):
right to get out out of there. These people pranked
her and pulled a horrible joke. I would be relieved.

Speaker 9 (37:51):
I would think that's so sweet.

Speaker 10 (37:52):
And they all put effort in all day because it
was probably difficult for them too to not acknowledge her,
knowing she's sad about it, and then they surprised her
was something wonderful and she walks out.

Speaker 9 (38:01):
I think that's.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Brady, Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 9 (38:03):
I agree with d world's going to be harder than that.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
What's that scary?

Speaker 11 (38:06):
I feel like, if you don't make a big deal
of your own birthday, no one else will do it
for you. Because you're your biggest fan, you're your own champion.
You know that people that celebrate on social media it's
my birthday month, you have to do that, and then
people jump on well, I.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Don't think you should have to do that. I think
want to celebrate you. They should just do it, right,
should But people are into themselves, they're not into you, know, Okay,
well then hey guess what. I guess this is how
we weed out the friends.

Speaker 16 (38:34):
I don't think the person that pushed you into this
world should get a present too.

Speaker 9 (38:37):
That's what I say all the time. Celebrate my mom.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I didn't do anything, seriously, said the woman that had
two babies fall out of pergime.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Let me tell you the second one was harder than
the first.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
So come on, hey, uh did you hear about this
playboy model charging up to two thousand dollars to test
your guy's loyalty online?

Speaker 9 (38:52):
That is a great idea.

Speaker 10 (38:53):
I tried to tell us while we should do that
and come up with that company, but she beat us
to it.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
That's her playboy model. Instagrams are Carolina Lekker is her
name l e kk e R. She's charging women up
to two thousand dollars to approach their boyfriends on social
media and test how faithful they are.

Speaker 10 (39:10):
First of all, okay, you could do that yourself with
a fake profile and not pay two thousand dollars.

Speaker 9 (39:14):
But okay, cool Carolina.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Don't we know someone who did that?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Who made a fake profile for someone we do?

Speaker 7 (39:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Remember curiosity, pe I have lots of people, Yes, who
I don't know. I can't read it if you can't
say it.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
All because I can't say the name, but people know
who is.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Oh that's right. Yeah that's not nice.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
But somebody did that to that person.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, it wasn't me anyway. This model lives in Barcelona,
claims to have earned about ten thousand dollars so far
from the loyalty testing service, money she intends to spend
on further enhancing her looks in some way. This is awesome, Heidi.
We have so many things for juggling, so many topics. Hi, Heidi, Hi,
So which of all of the above are you calling about?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Ah?

Speaker 23 (40:01):
The word words to start with?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Oh? Yeah, it's good to try to cover all your
bases and to get as many letters out as possible.
What word do you love? What's your suggestion?

Speaker 26 (40:11):
Well?

Speaker 23 (40:12):
I could never solve wordle and it was making me irritated.
So I googled the best word to start with, and
wordle experts said crane is the best word to start with.
And since I've used it, I've started winning, So crane
tacos is a good one too.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Crane and tacos.

Speaker 10 (40:30):
That's not as bad, though, if you're just trying to
guess a word to start with as much as the
people who go and figure out what the actual word was,
and then I I guess it and he tries liar.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Very good, Heidi? Are you addicted? Are you wordle? Every day?

Speaker 23 (40:45):
Every day?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
There you go? All right, look, thanks for listening, Thanks
for not ruining today's word. We appreciate it.

Speaker 23 (40:50):
You're welcome.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Have a good day, you two.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
We have people here in the office that love to
ruin today's word is You're like, who do we.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Ruin it for? Was it scary?

Speaker 9 (40:59):
I run it for scary. I guess it was intentional.
I regret nothing.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Uh what else? I have a whole list. You should
have the values on Monopoly the game boards same today
as in nineteen thirty five. I should know I was there.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
That's yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Oh there goes Elvist Elvis.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
Ter Ran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Come on, Wake Up, Wake up now. Vis terran in
the morning show, Danielle, did you ever figure out who
stole the cookies out of your desk?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
No? No, no? And I write with bait let me
tell you it runs with Nate.

Speaker 16 (41:41):
It really pisses me off because I don't mind if
you see a box of cookies on someone's desk and
you say, hey, could I have one? Or does anyone
know who this is? And like, well even notes saying
hey took a cookie. This person ripped this box open,
went at it and then just left the evidence. It's
there with the cookies like half in the box, half

(42:03):
out of the box, crumbs on my desk.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Who does that?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
What animal does that? Nate? Okay, no, hold on, let
me explain to everyone. Nate, as you, if you've been listening,
has a sugar addiction, which is not uncommon, and everyone's
trying to help him. I mean, they're slapping cookies out
of his hand. Can I pat myself here?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah, you know, go ahead, go ahead to venge yourself.
Did you did you? Did you steal the cookies off
her desk?

Speaker 22 (42:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Or no? I did?

Speaker 14 (42:30):
Yes?

Speaker 22 (42:30):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yes or no? I did open a box.

Speaker 13 (42:34):
It was not her box, So I did open a
random box on somebody's desk. It was not Danielle's box,
because I know Danielle gets very upset about people opening
her box.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
So yes, box did not rightfully, So get in there.
I know you know daniel the hinges on her box
are tired. Yes, So so who's Who's I'm gonna go
back to daniel in a second. But whose box did
you open? It was random? But I don't know who's.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Where does you fight random boxes?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Where did you find it? He's on the desk that
Rachel normally sits at.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Who does our.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Okay, so Rachel's desk? I don't know who's box that was?
They were pretty But.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Let me ask a question.

Speaker 16 (43:13):
You don't think it's you should ask if does this
belong to anybody?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Is anybody operate by the scary roll? If it sits
there for three days, it's up for grass.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
That's Rachel's desk. So what if that was Rachel's cook
I'll be.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Your attorney here, No you're not.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yes, Froggy, what that's what happened there? You asked him?
Where did whose desk was it?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Well?

Speaker 25 (43:35):
It was the desk that Rachel normally sits at. That's
like whose house did you break in? It's the house
that Elvis normally lives in.

Speaker 16 (43:42):
He's away, and if it sits there for a while, oh,
Elvis has been away, so his house has just been
sitting there.

Speaker 13 (43:48):
Also like the dumping ground, so she sits there half
the time and the other time people put stuff there.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
That's fair. Okay, yes, God.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
So to sadly defend Nate for a second. That is
sort of like the transitional desk. There's a different person
there all the time. When we don't want stuff, we
usually put it on that desk, and it does seem
like the place where it's, hey, you want something, grab
it from here. We move things from the communal area
out here to that desk.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Well, my desk is not the transition.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Danielle's desk is not the trans desk.

Speaker 16 (44:22):
So never opened up my box and left the crumbs
and didn't even clean up after themselves.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Shame on you, Shame on you all right.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Now, Scary, would you like to be Nate's attorney? Please?
By all means, Nate, do you first? What do you
want him to represent you in this instance? Yes, let's
see what you got.

Speaker 11 (44:40):
Well, it's basically what Gandhi said, I was going to say,
and in addition to that, right the community desk, and
nobody's responsible for any cookies or anything that's there. It's
like that's the grab and go desk. It's always been
the grab and go desk. And if yes, Danielle, shame
on whoever took the cookies from your desk. If I
was if I went in your drawer at took it out,
that's a bad thing. But no, But like community refrigerator,

(45:03):
the same thing. If it's a refrigerator in the in
the in there, I just got labeled. I'm going for it.
If the cookies were in there, you could have had them.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
That's a little overreaching. You're just gonna go for it
without asking around.

Speaker 16 (45:17):
Really, so are you saying that because it wasn't under
my desk but on my desk, it's okay to eat them?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
No?

Speaker 11 (45:23):
No, no, that was a smashing grab. That person should
be caught and convicted.

Speaker 10 (45:28):
You guys, why are we not allowed to bring a
little camera in here and put it in that pit?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
You can just don't say you did.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
Okay, cool, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
No, wait, Gandhi, we do have cameras. We do have camera. Yes,
we do have access to the footage. We have to
go to somebody to get We need our own private
you know, Deanna is in charge of all the things
video Deanna can we need. We need cameras at every desk,
even even the trans.

Speaker 16 (45:56):
Desk, and under the desks too, because I don't trust
anybody under there.

Speaker 10 (46:00):
It's interesting that the places we need the cameras the
most are not there. We need to see what happens
in that kitchen, we can't see it. And we need
to see what happens in that hallway and we can't
see it. Right, So I'm not going to put an
end to that. I'm not doing anything about it.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Okay, good.

Speaker 16 (46:15):
I just feel like I would never I mean, I know,
like there's a lot of stupid things that I would
never do that other people would do whatever.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
But like, who does that. It's just not a nice
thing to do.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
It's not you know, at the end of the day. No,
you know, it goes back to the time Scary stole
appliances out of my office without asking anyone. You don't
do that. And you know what, I know, your family,
they're good people. You have raised that Elvis will never
know it's gone. You both are a bunch of a holes.

(46:50):
Stop stealing from people's offices and desks. If it doesn't
have your name on it, unless it's like a communal thing,
stay out of it.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
You know what I'm gonna do in the next one.

Speaker 16 (47:00):
I'm going to put like some kind of a dietary thing.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Bathroom. I know that they're the ones who ate it.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Are you wishing diarrhea?

Speaker 16 (47:09):
Po I'm wishing diarrhea on them? Diarrhea dea.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Deanna is saying that people are stealing her stuff out
of the refrigerator all the time.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Yes, he is taken.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I didn't mean to you.

Speaker 10 (47:24):
What fine scary who was Nate's advocate here? His attorney
threw him right under the bus.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, I don't know if this attorney anywhere asked you.
I asked you, you said you're sure, Okay, don't.

Speaker 27 (47:37):
Answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Dear Elvis Duranta. The email says, both my dad and
my step mom know that I want a new car
very very badly. I think this would be a good
phone tap if I were to call my step mom
from the car dealership and tell her that I'm buying
a car using devious methods. This will make her crazy.
Let's get her go this. It comes to us from Azari,

(48:02):
All right, Azari driving step mom crazy? Our own scarage
owes the sleazy car dealer. Well, there's a stretch. Let's
listening to today's phone tap? Shall we.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Lush Hey Hawaii.

Speaker 17 (48:15):
I'm at the car dealership with Anita maximum right, And.

Speaker 16 (48:20):
I signed this leaf to get to get a leaf
under my dad's name. I like, I put him a
social Security number or whatever.

Speaker 12 (48:26):
You're you can't do that. Why did you give your
father the social Security number?

Speaker 16 (48:30):
Because it was the guy told me it would be
so much cheaper if I was doing dame, Are.

Speaker 12 (48:35):
You out of your mind? You can't do like that.
You can't do things.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Like that without asking your father.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
But I didn't think he's gonna find out.

Speaker 12 (48:43):
What do you mean you didn't think he was gonna
find out? Well, it doesn't matter whether he finds out
or not. You can't use other people's documents to do
something for yourself without even letting them know about it.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I know I didn't think about the dealership.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Guys, You're like, I.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Don't know what to do.

Speaker 12 (48:58):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
What's you saying?

Speaker 12 (49:00):
Let me talk to him?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Okay, Hello, how you doing?

Speaker 17 (49:05):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (49:06):
Can I help you?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
What's your name?

Speaker 28 (49:07):
Miss?

Speaker 12 (49:08):
Maria?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Maria?

Speaker 11 (49:09):
Hey, listen, So here's the deal. Sometimes the kid wants
a hot ride. You know, they come in so what So.

Speaker 12 (49:13):
If I know your social security number, I can go
to any dealership, get a car and give him your
social security number.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Pretty much. Yeah, you could do that. No, I don't
think so much.

Speaker 11 (49:20):
Fun it's great, So listen. So I just wanted to
congratulate you guys. This is an awesome thing. Are you
going to be one of the drivers of the car too?

Speaker 12 (49:27):
No, I don't think so. He's not my son?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Who is he? Then?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
He's not my son?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
But we could on paper to talk to him.

Speaker 12 (49:34):
Put him on the phone.

Speaker 11 (49:35):
Put on paper, we can actually listen, Miss, we can
pull the cops on you. I will give him the phone.
But I just want to let you know that if
you want, we can make you the mom.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
I don't understand why she's not cool.

Speaker 12 (49:48):
I mean, are you out of your mind? I should
put him back on your phone.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
It's for seventy six a month. I'll cut you a deal.
We'll make it three three, we sweep it under the rug.
We give you a discount, and then.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Put him back on the phone.

Speaker 12 (50:01):
I will call the cops on you. Put him back
on the phone.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
This car is all yours, all right.

Speaker 12 (50:06):
It's not mine by a long shot.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
My friend, you signed some documents right now.

Speaker 12 (50:11):
I'm not making any deals with you.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Put him back on the phone. The phone is that it?

Speaker 12 (50:16):
Your father is gonna kill you. I am telling you.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
My name, it would have been like from that.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
I don't give it.

Speaker 12 (50:22):
You have no right to use anybody's social Security number.

Speaker 17 (50:25):
I didn't think of it.

Speaker 12 (50:27):
Well, I think of it that way.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
You better clear the stop coming around yet.

Speaker 12 (50:32):
I'm telling you now is isak? You're gonna take that
to Social Security? Off that least immediately.

Speaker 11 (50:37):
Oh, here's what we'll do. We'll get into the social
Security number. We don't have to involve your family on this.

Speaker 15 (50:41):
Is that it?

Speaker 12 (50:42):
You drove your mother to the hospital. You want to
drive your dad to the hospital too. I don't know
if you're I'm telling you there's something wrong with you.
I don't know where you get off behaving like this.

Speaker 18 (50:52):
Should I call my dad?

Speaker 12 (50:53):
I don't think you should call your dad? Because I
think he's gonna kill you. And I'm telling you this now,
he's gonna come down there and he's gonna crack your
head open. He's gonna crack your head open. You're gonna
be sorry you're doing this. I thought so highly of you.
I don't understand what is wrong with you anymore.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
My car is like horrible, But I don't care.

Speaker 12 (51:11):
If you have a problem, you sit down and you
discuss it. You don't just jump up and go get
a new car and give somebody social Security number?

Speaker 17 (51:17):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 24 (51:19):
Can you?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
She's not coming around.

Speaker 12 (51:21):
I am not talking to him. I have nothing to
do with him. I have three children and I'm leaving
on vacation tomorrow. I am not paying for any leaves.
Don't even think about it. Don't you ever use anybody's
social Security number again? Do you understand?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Give me the phone. I'll convince her. Hey, listen, miss,
I don't want to give you the hard selle here.
Listen to me, Yes, yes, listen to me.

Speaker 12 (51:40):
Don't interrupt me again. I don't know who you are,
and I don't particularly give it.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
My name is John Harry.

Speaker 12 (51:46):
You listen to me, don't interrupt me again. Okay, I
am not a twenty one year old kid. I'm an adult.
He gave somebody else a social Security number.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
That's a crime.

Speaker 12 (51:56):
If you guys are participating in it, I'm gonna contact
an attorney, and you guys are in big trouble.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
We know people who know people you know. Don't give it.
We're okay, well.

Speaker 12 (52:04):
You know, okay, I don't give it. What people you know?
I know people? Okay, Now go yourself and throwing the
hell out of that dealership, you know what.

Speaker 11 (52:12):
Let me tell you something, ma'am. I gotta really let
you know that you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Radio.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
This is scary Jones.

Speaker 12 (52:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on something like that. Your mother
is going to kill you.

Speaker 7 (52:26):
You wait to meet Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 27 (52:34):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (52:47):
As Dane in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
So those awkward moments if you ever find yourself in
a situation and you're like, god, this is uncomfortable. Yeah,
I mean other than every day on this show. So
I believe it was on a BuzzFeed. Here are the
seven moments that are weirdly awkward for everyone, and feel

(53:11):
free to add to them. Number one, watching everyone sing
happy birthday to you. Remember we talked about this once.
The question was what do you do? You just stand there? No,
there's a you could direct them like an orchestra lead.
That's an awkward moment walking back to your group after
your turn in bowling, because you're looking for, you know,

(53:31):
the response, like what are they thinking about? The gutter ball?
The moments that are Oh, here's one. I've experienced this
yesterday when the cashier at the grocery store says, I
can help the next person, but you're still putting your
change away or grabbing the stuff you bought. You're like
in a hurry to like get out of the way,
Like give me time to put my crap in the bag.

(53:53):
Awkward moment. Uh, And this is a weird one, but
it is awkward walking to the car when someone is
picking you up. You're like you're approaching them. They're like, God,
there they are. What are they thinking about? An awkward moment?
That moment when everyone says bye on a zoom call
and everyone's still trying to figure out which button to
push to turn it off. Then you see thumbs come

(54:16):
up to the camera. Yeah, really funny.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
You see up people's noses.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
When the person taking the tickets to the movie theater says,
enjoy your movie, and you instinctively say you too, and
as you're walking you realize, wait, you're not going to
the movie. Ever happened to you?

Speaker 32 (54:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, they'll say you two to someone, but they're not
doing what you're doing, so it doesn't make Yeah.

Speaker 25 (54:37):
That also happens like if you're at a restaurant and
the server will bring you your food and they say, okay,
enjoy your meal. I'm like, okay, you to never mind,
right or fly.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
And they say have a safe flip you too.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Yeah, I'm not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
What's scary? Can I add one?

Speaker 11 (54:56):
Cutting someone off or flipping someone off on the road
and then you pull up to a red light and
and they pull up in the lane next to you.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Okay, I caught up to you. You cut me off.
But look here I am. You shouldn't be cutting you
shouldn't be flipping people off. They will shoot you, right. Yeah,
of course. You know when you're watching TV with your
parents and here comes the unexpected sex scene. You're sitting
there going, oh god, no, you ain't any other uncomfortable

(55:27):
moments other than this one. Yeah, I'm doing this great
bit and no one's responding.

Speaker 10 (55:31):
So I used to work at a restaurant. We had
to go sing Happy Birthday. It's just as awkward for
the people singing to you as it is for you
sitting there and getting sung to. Because I used to
try to hide in the freezer. It was terrible. No
one ever wants it ever. They're like, get out of here,
go away, it's awful.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Tanya line twenty four another awkward moment.

Speaker 17 (55:50):
Hello Tanya, Oh hello, and good morning.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
You know I love your name Tanya rhymes with lasagna
and I just adore there you go neither here nor there,
but anyway, awkward moments go ahead.

Speaker 25 (56:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (56:07):
Well, I work in an office where we have two bathrooms,
but they're only one stall eat so you know, it's
just like your own little personal bathroom. And the awkward
moment is when you've had a lot of coffee in
the morning and you have to go to the bathroom
and when you have poop and you come out and

(56:27):
someone is standing there waiting to use the restroom, and
I'm telling you how many times I've said I wouldn't
go in there. I walked in on that and I
basically held my breath the whole time.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Else my favorite is if it was someone else and
then you say that wasn't me, and they're like, it
was you, No, it wasn't. I swear to you it
wasn't there.

Speaker 17 (56:51):
They're always they're always throwing looks that you like, yeah, right,
you know. And then at one point somebody just brought
in a bottle of poopery and put on the toilet
and so yeah, it's a lot of fun. I haven't
been at work in a while because I'm going through
chemo treatments, but man, I sure do miss that.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Wow wow, yeah, would you How are your chemo treatments going?
How are you doing?

Speaker 17 (57:20):
They're working and I listen to you every day on
the way to treatment, and I listened to you during treatments,
and you guys are wonderful and I just love listening
to you.

Speaker 15 (57:31):
Make my day.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Well, Thank you, Tanya. You call us if you need anything, Okay.

Speaker 17 (57:35):
Sure, will you guys have an awesome day you too?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Or tell is on twenty three I think, yeah, I'm
doing well. Thank you for listening to us. When's the
last time you had like a really uncomfortable moment?

Speaker 17 (57:51):
What was it?

Speaker 32 (57:53):
It actually happens to me a lot when I I
get out of the supermarket with a big car full
of stuff a bot, and I look for my I
look for my car because I can never remember when
I parked, so.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
So there you are with a shopping cart filled with
bags filled with stuff, and you're going in circles and
you can't find your car, and you're at this point.
Do you ever push that? Can't you push that alarm
button on your fob? Don't you have that like the
panic button?

Speaker 14 (58:21):
Hell?

Speaker 32 (58:22):
Yeah, no, mine doesn't make a sound.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Oh no, no, you gotta fix that all right? Or
tell thank you? I agree. This happened to Gandhi the
other day. Did weren't you say you couldn't find your car.

Speaker 9 (58:32):
For like an hour yesterday? It was so embarrassing.

Speaker 10 (58:36):
And not only did I not find it, but when
I thought I found it, because it's a rental, it
was not my car. It was someone else's. So I'm
sitting there with the little poop poop like hello, hello open.
I finally leaned up and there was a mask sitting
in the console. I was like, oh my god, this
is not my car.

Speaker 9 (58:49):
I turn around.

Speaker 10 (58:50):
My car's trunk is wide open in a different spot.
I was like, damn it, everyone sees I'm an idiot.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Uh. Finally have Eric twenty two and we talked to him.

Speaker 15 (59:06):
Now, Hi Eric, Howdy, Elvis, how how you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I love the word howdy. Thank you for saying that
we're doing very well.

Speaker 15 (59:13):
Try I know, I know you're a Texan, so I
try to hook it up.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I know, thanks for hooking it up. All right, All right,
awkward moments go awkward moment.

Speaker 15 (59:21):
So my significant other and I just started spending a
lot more nights together, and you realize that when you
wake up in the morning and have to take that
sweet morning dump, that it suddenly becomes the problem. So
what we what we've ended up having to do is
oftentimes I'll go outside, maybe I'll go for a bike
ride so she could do her business, and then my

(59:43):
stuff is so atrocious that a lot of times I'll
just go all the way home to do my business
because I don't love me a situation, so, you know,
hit her nose sphere. I don't want any of that
to happen.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
No, I know, I know you look, you know you're
looking out for her, and you're looking out for you too.
You want protect your interests and knows.

Speaker 15 (01:00:03):
Her poor nostrils.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
You know, I know why she finds out that foul
stuff is coming from with the within the person she
has a thing for. That changes everything, all right, Well.

Speaker 15 (01:00:14):
And so it's like, I don't know, I know a
sweet I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Love your term sweet morning dump, sweet morning do, but
never sweet morning dump. Thank you for listening to us,
and I have a have a good day. Best of
luck with that pooh uh in your relationship. There you go. Yeah,
those awkward moments do sometimes involve bodily functions.

Speaker 11 (01:00:41):
What's scary like when you're at the barn, a crowd
of people and you just smell something, but everybody looks
at each other awkwardly, and then all of a sudden,
everybody steps away from that area.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
It creates like a pit.

Speaker 11 (01:00:51):
That's a very awkward feeling because I didn't do it,
You didn't do it, Like nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Knows who did it.

Speaker 11 (01:00:55):
It could be somebody crap dusting that walked by and
just went and gone.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
But you know what, I always and I shouldn't do
this I profile people. If I smell that, I look
at everyone and go, yeah, that looks like the Farner.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Yeah it was them?

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
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Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
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Speaker 11 (01:01:29):
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Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
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Speaker 27 (01:01:34):
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Speaker 27 (01:01:53):
Elvis d ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
What weird thing were you scared of as a kid?
And now you're arrived, You're like, well that was stupid.
We'll start with you, Gandhi. What was it as a child?
You thought, Oh God, when I grew up, I'm gonna
be so afraid of.

Speaker 10 (01:02:07):
I was terrified that mother Nature was gonna take me
out between Quicksand and lava and like a water spout.
I was like, Yep, she's coming, She's gonna get me
that lava and that Quicksand.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
So you knew lava lava was slowly making its way
to your bedroom as a kid, Yes, and Quicksand? Were
you always watching where you were walking if you're a beach, If.

Speaker 10 (01:02:31):
I was playing near a beach, if I was anywhere
near a tree that had like dirt or mud around it,
I would put my finger in first to be like,
does it sink?

Speaker 9 (01:02:37):
Am I gonna be?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:02:38):
Okay, I can come here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
You know, Nikki on line twenty four is the same thing, Nikki.
For you when you were a kid, Quicksand was something
that you knew would be a problem as an adult.

Speaker 17 (01:02:50):
You guys, why did I waste so much damn headspace
on Quicksand?

Speaker 29 (01:02:53):
I couldn't even enjoy the beach?

Speaker 21 (01:02:54):
I agree with Kandy, couldn't enjoy the beach?

Speaker 16 (01:03:00):
Terrifying, terrifying, My gosh, did you ever get over it
or do still to this day?

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
To this day, do you still have a little thing
for Quicksand?

Speaker 17 (01:03:10):
Low key, I'm still a little bit nervous, but I'm
trying to push through it as an adult as so
I don't pass it on to my child.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
I will tell you, Nikki, I'm looking at our text
messages Eric code three oh two quicksand ery code four
to four oh oh quicksand for sure eric code eight
eight four five quicksand with exclamation points, it's so okay
quicksand big them. Wow, it was all right like all
the movies.

Speaker 9 (01:03:35):
And then you would drag your loved one in that
was trying to save you. It was terrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Yeah, I know, quicksand all right, well, good luck with that, Nikki.
Try to try to trust the sand. Okay. Thanks guys,
love you, love you more. Thanks for listening to us.
Line twenty three is Blair Blair. It wasn't quicksand for Blair.
Blair and I share one. Blair.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
How are you good?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
How are you doing well? Blair? Thanks for listening to
our show today. Just like me, what did you think
would be a bigger deal when you grew up and
you were terrified of it?

Speaker 15 (01:04:04):
The Bermuda Triangle.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yes, I really thought that I was going to.

Speaker 32 (01:04:09):
Get sucked in there on a cruise or on an
airplane or any which way you went near it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Now, did it come from watching that movie on TV
when you were a kid, Because that's where I got
that fear.

Speaker 32 (01:04:21):
I think it was like movies and TVs showing them
was just every It was such a big deal back then,
and now.

Speaker 20 (01:04:27):
It's like where did it go?

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
It was frightening. They would say entire airplanes and ships
would just disappear, or they would find a boat they
had like forty five people on it, and the boat
would be by itself, a ghost ship with no one
on it because they were sucked into the Bermuda Triangle.
And I remember when I was a kid, Blair, my
mom and dad we're going to Bermuda for our holiday

(01:04:50):
and I'm not going there. No, Oh, we need.

Speaker 12 (01:04:55):
A cruise there.

Speaker 32 (01:04:56):
And I tracked it the whole time on the board
and the cruise ships to make sure that we were good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I don't blame you, Blair, the Bermuda Triangle. We're all afraid.
Thank you for listening to us. Thanks, thanks very much.
Have a great day. Okay, stay out of that Bermuda Triangle, Jesus,
There's so many other places on Earth you can go.
You're not going to disappear.

Speaker 16 (01:05:18):
I was always scared of this is so stupid, though,
leaving for school, because I always thought when I came
home something was going to happen to my family.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
For some reason, I.

Speaker 16 (01:05:28):
Thought, I don't know what was going to happen, but
if I came home, something bad was going to happen,
and so I had to stay home.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
My dad would first grade.

Speaker 16 (01:05:36):
He would drag me down the hallway attached to his
leg because I did not want to let go, because
I was so convinced that things were happening if I
was now to me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
I was afraid to go to school because I was
afraid after school I get home and my parents would
have moved. No, we left your bedroom. We left your
bedroom furniture. Intact, you can have your bedroom. There's all
these weird things, like I know, who was it that garret? No, No, no,
it was uh oh it was straight and eight. What
were you scared of as a kid and now you're older,
like what was that?

Speaker 13 (01:06:08):
There were so many things like I remember watching all
of these movies or like documentaries really on Piranhas, so
I thought anytime I would go in water, I would
get eaten by piranhas. I really thought piranhas would be
a much bigger deal growing up right than when I
was a child.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
And the same thing with tornadoes.

Speaker 13 (01:06:25):
I mean, I know they're deadly in some parts, but
where we grew up, we never had them, so I'd.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Freak out about Uh yeah, froggy, what did you What
were you afraid of as a kid that you knew
would be a bigger deal when you grew up.

Speaker 25 (01:06:37):
I used to think that every single lightning strike hit somebody.
So when it would storm and there would be lightning storms,
I used to think that. And I lived in Florida
at the time, so there were lightning storms every afternoon,
I thought it would you had to do duck and
dodge the lightning. I thought it either it hit your
house or it killed. Every single strike killed the person.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Yeah, scary. What were you afraid of as a kid
that you think would be a big problem when you
grew up? Don't laugh.

Speaker 11 (01:06:59):
But when I was a kid, there was a story
on the news about a snake that appeared in someone's toilet,
and I grew up thinking that snakes would come up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
From the toilet and bite my butt, for they will,
they will eventually they don't. No, no, no, they will No,
you're your schedule, You're on their schedule.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Oh Lord.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Line twenty two, Meg, Hi, Meg, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 19 (01:07:25):
Hi, Hi, good morning, Wayne.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Good morning. So as a kid, you knew it would
be a problem as an adult and you were frightened
of it. What was it?

Speaker 19 (01:07:34):
Cougars? Not the not the hot lady type, like the
four legged, vicious cat type.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
What do you mean?

Speaker 15 (01:07:43):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
What do you mean?

Speaker 19 (01:07:44):
Like what they're vicious? They'll attack you. Like I watched
Rescue nine one one as a kid, and the show
lady walks in her house and there's a cougar perched
on her countertop, and like in my head when I
get home in the evening every day as a thirty
four year old woman, there's going to be a cougar

(01:08:05):
on my countertop and I can't get it out of
my head. It's it's dark. I can't go in my
house if it's dark. I have to have light or
somebody go ahead of me, because there's going to be
a cougar on my countertop.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
And it could be and it can't be any other cat.
It's it's the cougar. It's it has to be a cougar.

Speaker 19 (01:08:23):
It is, it has to be a cougar. And I
can't even take my kids to the zoo and go
to like the big cat area because I'm not sure
where that animals got, like where the cougar is going
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Yeah, they're waiting for him. All right, It's okay. You
know what, Never ever apologize for your fear of anything.
That's your fear. Own it, Own that fear of cougar's meg,
Thank you for listening to us. You stay safe, okay,
thank you. Also, we had another one I was afraid of,
was a nuclear war because we had where I lived
in Texas, we had fallout shelters. I mean there were

(01:08:57):
several people on our block who had in their backyard
a big concrete thing you'd open the door and with
a lead door, and they had food down there just
in case, just in case Russia decided to blow us away.
They also doubled as tornado shelters as well, So we
were written for tornadoes and nuclear holocaust. Why be afraid?

(01:09:21):
It sounds just in case? Line twenty four is Kim, Hey, Kim,
as a kid, you knew it would be a problem.
As an adult, what what were you totally terrified of
then that you still are terrified of now.

Speaker 21 (01:09:35):
Killer bees.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (01:09:37):
I remember watching a movie. I think there was a
movie where killer bees were a huge problem, and I
remember laying in bed at night just terrify they were
going to burrow in my house. So yeah, that was
a thing. My trialhood years are coming to life.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
No, oh no, it's okay, No, stay away from the
murder hornet. You'll be all right, all right, thank you, Kim.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
But you know, I have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
It's just these things. As kids, you're you know, you
hear a story from your parent, you see it on
TV and you're like, oh god, and you really don't
know how to process it, so you just assume it's
going to happen. I don't know. Like like Danielle, for instance,
saw a weird episode of House in the Little House
in the Prairie, and now she's afraid of of clowns.

Speaker 9 (01:10:27):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
I'm still afraid of clowns.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
We just saw a text the penis fish which swims
up your urethra. Always afraid, but it is real. It
could those those things could swim right up your your
your peahole. I'm telling you the rivers, the same rivers
with the Piranhas in them. Seriously, yes, Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:10:53):
I also used to be terrified that acid rain was
just gonna come down from the skies and melt my face.

Speaker 9 (01:11:00):
He's off.

Speaker 10 (01:11:00):
So anytime that it was a little cloudy, I would
look outside, and if there was rain, I would run
inside because I'm like, not today, Nope, not melting today.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
And now people pay money for acid rain to be
wiped on their faces. Yeah, loggy.

Speaker 25 (01:11:16):
I remember one Christmas Eve if night, I went to
bed and I cried myself to sleep because my neighbors
had a fire in their fireplace, and I was convinced
that they were gonna burn Santa Claus his ass when
he came down the chimney that night and he wasn't
gonna make it to our house because because the neighbors
were burning a fire and they were going to toast him.
And my Mom's like, no, it's be saying he's got
the magic key, he'll get in. He's okay, he's not.

(01:11:36):
I'm like, what if he doesn't, No, what if he doesn't.
I was like, I wanted my mom and dad to
get the neighbors to put the fire out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Yeah, here's the thing. We're terrified. We're just terrified of things,
these weird things we shouldn't be terrified in our lives.
It all starts when you're a little kid, like you're
afraid of basements. I get it, I'm afraid of basements.
Basements freaked me out. You just do all right? What
are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Waking up in the morning?

Speaker 27 (01:12:02):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Well, let me read you a short little story. This
dispute on a plane caused the flight to miss its
takeoff time, according to a passenger. The headline of the
story is monster passengers allegedly bully a woman who wouldn't
trade her comfort seat for coach so they could sit together.
You kind of know how this is going to turn out, right,

(01:12:34):
So this was on Reddit under them and a hole section,
which we love. This happened a few years ago in
an international flight for a vacation. I had been planning
for over a year, and I was so excited to
get comfy in my comfort plus seat and knock off
before landing. Unfortunately, the person across from me had other plans.

(01:12:55):
As you know, comfort plus seats are usually an economy,
but you pay a little more for a little more
leg room and stuff like that. But you pay for it, right, Yes,
you plan ahead. While I'm getting all settled, I hear
the standard Oh I think you're in my seat conversation began.
The poster then explained that a woman with a standard
economy seat assignment had approached their section and asked another

(01:13:17):
woman who had booked a comfort plus seat if she
could switch seats with her so she could sit next
to her friend. Well, the woman in the comfort plus
seat politely refused, saying, look, I specifically paid extra for
this seat because it's a long flight. It's a long
haul to Europe. Whatever. Well, according to the redditor, the
woman with the economy seat assignment and her friend proceeded
to start bullying the other passenger, claiming she was ruining

(01:13:41):
their trip.

Speaker 9 (01:13:42):
Wow, the audacity.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Yeah, The situation became even more heated more heated, so
much so that both a flight attendant and then the
pilot had to get involved. Keep in mind, they're still
on the ground. So while the pilot insisted that the
woman from Economy returned to her correct seat, a woman's
friend continued to bully the passenger who declined to trade,
insisting she had ruined their entire flight, even insinuated that

(01:14:06):
she refused to give up her Comfort plus seat because
she was fat.

Speaker 9 (01:14:10):
What kicked off that plane?

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
The article goes on to say there was some validation
for the passenger who was in their correct seat all along,
according to the poster, when the flight attendant was forced
to get involved yet again, she simply moved that passenger
up to first class, away from all the harassment. Okay, nice,
but more unfortunately for the original poster, they said, by
that point, the plane had already missed its initial takeoff

(01:14:36):
time and was ultimately delayed by two hours because of
these idiots.

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
Why wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Kick them off the flight?

Speaker 15 (01:14:42):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Well, the story goes on, and this is to your point.
The friends got their way, though the monster from Economy
snuck up back into that seat next to her monster
friend at some point, and everyone else in the in
the section said they should have been kicked off, both
of them.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Sure, they unanimously green on Reddit that they're outraged by
this passengers and the passenger's behavior. They should have both
been kicked off the flight on the spot. And then
someone else went so far as to say, if you're
involved in causing a scuffle and the plane is delayed,
that costs money for the airline. Those people should have
to pay whatever it costs to be delayed or yeah whatever,

(01:15:20):
that's like ten thousand dollars whatever. Amen. So the point
is this, as you get all crazy and look, I know,
going through TSA, going through the airport, getting to your gate,
you know everything.

Speaker 14 (01:15:31):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
I know, it's it's stressful. We all agree. But if
you're going to start stuff like this on board, you
are basically satan.

Speaker 10 (01:15:42):
You really are, absolutely and be patient with old people
and people who have babies when they're getting off the plane.
You know, everybody tries to run off and just truck
whomever is in front of them.

Speaker 9 (01:15:52):
Well, people need a little time. Be patient with them.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
It's so rude.

Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
People are just Nate's the aisle police, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Elbow them in the fact. NFL linebacker man, nobody's getting
past me.

Speaker 10 (01:16:05):
That's why I love traveling with him, because he hops
out and he's like, take your time, hold up this
line as long as I need.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Try to get off the plane's yeah, that's right, baby.
Well there you know, and we appreciate it. Look, there
have been times where I have I'll be situated in
my seat and someone will go, hey, you know, I'm
with my wife and would you mind moving to my seat,
And I'll say, well, where are you sitting? Let me
and check it out. So I'll look at it. And
even if if I have to give up a window
to sit on an aisle, but it's still the same
comfort seat, I'll sometimes I'll do it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:32):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
I was like, I don't care, I'm sorry.

Speaker 13 (01:16:34):
Is whoever has the worst seat they have to trade
with a person that gets a better seat?

Speaker 10 (01:16:40):
Does that make you You can't expect someone to trade down, right,
sit together?

Speaker 13 (01:16:44):
You could sit together and the bulkhead in the back
of the plane go for it.

Speaker 16 (01:16:49):
Yeah, they should have like figured that out beforehand, like
you go, you know, when you book it or before
you go up to the air you know, and you
ask them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
You know, you got to keep your eye on the
the end zone. The end zone is you land as
close to on time as possible at your destination, because
once you get to your destination, that's when you need
to Okay, well let's have a great time. Just get there. Okay,
without being cheated by a holes that think that they
deserve your seat. And not only is the airline losing money,

(01:17:18):
but people are missing connections and don't start up on board.
You're so selfish and there's a place in hell for you.
There are seting special Who am I to judge? I'm
me and I'm sure many people agree anyway, So there
you go.

Speaker 27 (01:17:34):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Let's get into your phone tap. The one and only
Garrett is here, Garrett. What's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Well?

Speaker 28 (01:17:42):
Paul wants to play a phone tap on his girlfriend, Colleen.
So the couple recently went out to dinner at a
restaurant and Colleen left her coat at the co check.
But when they left the restaurant, they forgot to pick
up the coat. So Paul said, let's play a phone
tap on her. And Paul's gonna call her saying he's
at the restaurant, and then I'm going to be the
guy at the coach.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Oh, this can't go well, let's see what happened to
Garrett's phone.

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
Tell hey, how's it going good?

Speaker 30 (01:18:05):
I gotta be at work in fifteen minutes.

Speaker 15 (01:18:06):
Looks up.

Speaker 24 (01:18:07):
I was actually just heading back home and I started
to stop in the restaurant to get your coat. They
just like I couldn't get them.

Speaker 17 (01:18:16):
On the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
I don't see anything back.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
Here, almost the full blocks. Yeah, no, nothing nothing back
your do you?

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Nothing like that?

Speaker 28 (01:18:31):
I got a LEVI, I got a Calvin Kleine.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
I got a black racing jet. Nothing like that. I
don't know, sir.

Speaker 28 (01:18:36):
You sent me back here a few times, so I
don't know what you want me to do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
We don't have it.

Speaker 30 (01:18:42):
No, tell me that coat is worth like a thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
It's gotta be I get I get it, sir, We
don't have it. I I don't know what to tell you.
So I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 30 (01:18:55):
You know what my coat looks like? Go back there
and look for it. It's got the pink plastic like
my tampon past is in the inside pocket, that little
plastic lastum.

Speaker 13 (01:19:02):
If they found one with a I'm not going.

Speaker 12 (01:19:05):
What no going in there, sir?

Speaker 24 (01:19:08):
Would you be able to maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Just go through the pockets of them?

Speaker 12 (01:19:10):
She had a pink what?

Speaker 20 (01:19:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
You go in there?

Speaker 15 (01:19:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
And there I'm looking in at yourself.

Speaker 13 (01:19:17):
I'm not I can't go in there.

Speaker 20 (01:19:18):
That's that's his area.

Speaker 30 (01:19:19):
Let me Yeah, we're talking about my personal property.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
You can go in there. Me let me talk to him,
Sir would maybe just all right?

Speaker 28 (01:19:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hello bye, Hi Hi.

Speaker 10 (01:19:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 28 (01:19:38):
Listen, we have looked around for this coat. We don't
have it. I don't know. Maybe someone came to picked
it up.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Maybe no, no one came to pick it up.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
No one came to pick it up.

Speaker 30 (01:19:49):
You have assurance because that is a really expensive coat
and if that coat has gone missing, then I'm going
to have to file a suit.

Speaker 28 (01:19:56):
I've looked endlessly. This is the only thing I've done
for the last fifteen minutes. We don't have it.

Speaker 30 (01:20:01):
I've been trying to call and I couldn't get anyone
on the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
I'm like, I don't have the coat. Listen, take numbers show.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Okay, so.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
You don't know, so you have the coat? What is
this all.

Speaker 12 (01:20:17):
About it that you gave me?

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
You get it.

Speaker 28 (01:20:22):
All right, Let's get this straight. So you gave us
the coat and then you left without the coat. Were
you just thinking maybe I'll pick it up later, or like,
did you remember if you have a coat or did
you even.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Have a Why do I have to explain this to you.

Speaker 28 (01:20:36):
We have a few coats that maybe maybe you might
see something you might like and I can give it
to you at a good price.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Maybe it's been.

Speaker 30 (01:20:44):
You probably have my coat there somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Jeez, yes, looten.

Speaker 30 (01:20:52):
Go find the nicest coat they have in there, take
it and walk out.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
All the work.

Speaker 24 (01:20:58):
I'm not going I'm can't really going there.

Speaker 30 (01:21:02):
And you got the.

Speaker 8 (01:21:03):
Coat, Paul, I mean you're talking about something illegal.

Speaker 22 (01:21:06):
I'm not.

Speaker 20 (01:21:06):
I'm not going to jail for for your code.

Speaker 12 (01:21:08):
You're not going to jail. They so much.

Speaker 17 (01:21:12):
God.

Speaker 28 (01:21:13):
Hey, Colleen, my name is Garrett from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. And you spot phone tapped. You just
got phone tap Colleen Braid Braid, Braide Braid.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Oh my god, are you here?

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Yeah? You scot phone tap of Paul.

Speaker 27 (01:21:36):
Today Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
This phone tab was pre recorded permission granted by All
Party Today.

Speaker 27 (01:21:45):
The Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning showing on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
What are you driving? It's my fall apart? You know
our friend Scotty b Here a beater of the big Banana,
he says every time. Every morning he gets into his
jeloppy and he prays it starts, and then he prays
the wheels don't fall off on the l ie on
that right, and he prays that it's gonna start again
after he turns off the ignition. I just hold many morning.

Speaker 31 (01:22:19):
I'm gonna call Nate and be like, dude, I can't
make it in because the wheel fell off.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
My question is how many people are driving this that
kind of nightmare every single day, Like, at the very least,
maybe the check engine life is on every day? What
is it? Exactly?

Speaker 13 (01:22:36):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
It's a two thousand and five Chevy Tahoe, okay, with
lots and lots of miles on it, I guess because
you're coming in and out of Long Island and yeah,
over one hundred and fifty thousand miles. It's older than
my kids. Okay, Well, so he's just waiting. He's waiting
for that day where it just dies. It's gonna die,
you know that it's on its last leg. So people
started calling and texting. So many people are right now

(01:22:59):
as we probably right next to you in traffic they're
driving something that's that shouldn't even be street legal. Maybe
it just barely started today. You should see all these
things people were sending you texts. Have you seen some
of these.

Speaker 10 (01:23:15):
I used to be one of these people, but yeah,
I've seen some of the stuff that's going on, and
it makes me nervous to even be on the road
with anybody.

Speaker 9 (01:23:21):
Now I'm like, oh, you're tireds.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
About to fall off?

Speaker 25 (01:23:23):
Oh well, somebody texted in their car has no sway bar,
and we're like, what's that. That's the that's basically what
keeps your car from swinging and then flipping over.

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
Wait, what is it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
I never even heard of that. What is a sway bar?
He just told you that's exactly in the car.

Speaker 25 (01:23:38):
But it's under the suspension and he keeps the car
going straight instead of starting and flipping over.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Maybe that's why you've had so many wrecks. You should
buy a car with a sway bar.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
I guess I forgot to do that my next one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
I didn't know the sway bar was an option. Anyway,
here's it take. Someone tried to steal my cars. They
bashed the window out. Now it's the garbage bag and
a roll of duct tape and the steering whe column
is gone. How can you drive a car without a
steering wheel?

Speaker 25 (01:24:03):
Call?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
That doesn't make sense to me. I can't turn my
head because my neck fell off. I have a two
thousand and eight Ultima. We put transmission fluid every week,
and every week the car acts like it will stall
out when idling and intersections when we slow down and
two tires are about to blow. That's the day they're facing.
Someone else in a texted earlier saying they had to
put a new anti freeze in every single day, every day.

Speaker 9 (01:24:27):
What is the cost on that?

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
I don't know. It's more of a gas per gallon? Right,
I don't know? God? Yeah, Line twenty is Laura. Let's
see if she's still there. She named her Okay, hey Laura,
how are you hi?

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Good?

Speaker 14 (01:24:45):
How are you guys doing well?

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
Why did you name your car Karen?

Speaker 14 (01:24:50):
Because she always freaking needs something for my life? She's
always demanding something.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Karen, the demanding Karen your car is asking to speak
to the manager. Hey, so you took Karen to the
shop yesterday because you heard a weird noise? Right?

Speaker 17 (01:25:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:25:08):
So the weird noise was something that came loose, and
the guy at the shop was actually like, but that's
the sound that concerned you. I said, yeah, why is
there another sound? And he said, yeah, you have a
lot wrong with your car.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
So he put it up on.

Speaker 14 (01:25:22):
The lift and showed me that my exhaust is literally
falling off. It's really bad. But I'm the one with
the sway bar that's missing.

Speaker 7 (01:25:31):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Froggy says that without a sway bar, you're probably gonna
just fall off a bridge at some point.

Speaker 9 (01:25:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 14 (01:25:40):
Yeah, So I asked him, I said, is that really
dangerous for me to be driving without the sway bar?
And he was like, well, apparently you have been for
a while. So we're gonna get We're gonna get that thing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Okay, is there anything on the car that does work?
I mean, like when shall wipers and like you the
wiper fluid thing.

Speaker 14 (01:26:06):
So well, the fluid thing is a little broken. So
when I spray my winchel boiper fluid, it just goes
right over the hood of the car.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Oh my okay, So now how much longer do you think?
How much longer do you think she has in her
I mean, I mean, at what point do you do
you give up.

Speaker 4 (01:26:26):
He gave me a week to get it all things.
He said, if you don't come back within.

Speaker 14 (01:26:29):
A week, then you're you're going to be in trouble
when you're on the road. So you need to make
sure that you get this fixed quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Would please do us a favorite and.

Speaker 17 (01:26:38):
We're going to get this fixed within the next couple day.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Okay, Laura, do us a favorite. When it's fixed, will
you call us and let us know you're okay? Please?

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
Will?

Speaker 29 (01:26:46):
It's so good to talk to you, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
It's good to talk to you. But we're worried. We're very,
very concerned about you. Okay, thank you, Thank you, Laura.
I have a safe day. Ask a friend to give
you a ride. A line twenty one is Bonnie. Now
like the rest of us, you know, you look down
and that that check engine light is on. It's like, okay,
I'll get to it right YouTube forever? Yep, Yeah, So

(01:27:09):
tell us what happened. Take us back to the first
moment you saw the check engine light on, and then
what happened?

Speaker 24 (01:27:15):
My check engine light is on, so I just kind
of looked the other way for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
Then I turned my car on one day and apparently
my car fixed itself.

Speaker 19 (01:27:25):
The check engine light is offt.

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Out, she has an amazing car.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Well that's a miracle. That's a good old fashioned miracle
right there. Well, so you're just so you never knew
why the check engine light was on at all.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Nope, I'm still driving it now. My amazing car fixed itself.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Check every time it's still on.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (01:27:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
If my check engine light went off, I would assume, Okay,
some fluid found out where it needed to go and
it found its way. I agree.

Speaker 25 (01:28:00):
Cars don't fix themselves. What happens is probably the bull
burned out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
That was like that, all right, you have the censor
fried all right, Well good luck with that, Bonnie. Let
us know what it comes back on, because it may
come on today. Maybe you never know.

Speaker 9 (01:28:11):
Oh, dear God, thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
I love you all.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Thank you, Bonnie. On line twenty four is Alyssa my
favorite say hey, Alyssa, how are you good? My favorite things?
I heard Nate pick up your call while the song
was playing, and I go and he goes, hey, so
tell me about your Chevy. And Paula and I knew
we were going to talk to you what is going
on with your Chevy and Paula.

Speaker 20 (01:28:36):
Okay, So the two thousand and eight Chevy and Paula,
and it has like things in mile home. Now, my
husband bought it just before reading each other. It's like
back eight with like twenty thousand miles on it, so
he has driven all of those miles, and the very
first few years he lived in Florida. So the body

(01:28:57):
is in really good shape because it never had to
deal with salt for like the first five or six
years of its life. He moved up to Illinois. But
so now, when you about forty miles an hour, starts
a shake and.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Then shit, wait, hold on, let me I'm writing this down,
I'm riding this. It starts shaking at forty miles per hour.

Speaker 20 (01:29:16):
Oh okay, you got about like fifty or fifty five.
It starts the back out and then you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
Want to go over sixty five miles an Hour's.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Okay, okay, let me get this straight in case I
have to borrow your Chevy and Paula, Alissa, It's gonna
start shaking right around forty, but it levels out right
around fifty five. So between forty and fifty five, that's
like a sweet spot of just vibration, and so fifty
five is as probably as fast as you want me
to drive your own Paula right sixty five about the limit? Okay,

(01:29:48):
So I have a sweet spot between fifty five and
sixty So right in there's okay, no shaky. Now are
you planning on getting rid of your Chevy and Paula
with over three hundred thousand miles anytime? Okay?

Speaker 20 (01:29:59):
Keep all Oh it's funny because even like the ignition,
my husband can get in.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
The car and start it right away.

Speaker 32 (01:30:08):
I have to sit there.

Speaker 20 (01:30:09):
And like shake the key and try to like wiggle
it because I think it kind of sun hits some
point like within the ignition. So you have to sit there.

Speaker 22 (01:30:15):
And wiggle it and wiggle it it it, I do it,
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
But you know what we gotta we gotta give her
some credit. She still gets you where you need to go,
and she still starts if you just give her a
little wiggle, you know, best of luck. Just be safe
on the roads, okay, promise. Oh, all right, thanks for
listening to us. A Line twenty two is Ali. She
has a two thousand and seven Honda Odyssey with one
hundred and seventy three thousand miles on it, Ali, how's

(01:30:39):
she rolling?

Speaker 30 (01:30:41):
Uh?

Speaker 24 (01:30:41):
You know, I mean it gets you a point A
to point B.

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
So can't complain too.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Much, right, Like, what's the problem.

Speaker 24 (01:30:47):
Well, so, you know, one time I was driving on
the highway and the automatic fighting door it just kind
of flew open and no real reason. I don't really
know what happened there. Of course, my son was in
the car in his car seat.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
He's like, Mom, the door open.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
I'm like, oh, oh, oh my god.

Speaker 19 (01:31:05):
So yeah, that was that was not great.

Speaker 24 (01:31:09):
And then actually, my favorite thing though, is so I
got in twenty seven and twenty seventeen this little alert
popped up on my GPS that said, I'm ten years old,
it's time to buy a new car. And I should
have listened.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
Oh my god, Yeah, I'm read of that.

Speaker 24 (01:31:24):
I'm trying to find the photo to send to you guys,
because I have it, and I because I saw it,
and I was in total disbelief.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
I would love to see that your car is actually
saying just just kill me, just kill me, put me
out of my visitors. Oh my god. All right, we'll
best in love with that. Ali. When your car is
begging for mercy. You know you got a problem. Yeah, anyway,
there you go the two thousand and seven Honda Odyssey
where the doors just flew open on the highway and

(01:31:50):
her son in the car seat almost perished. All right, well,
thanks for listening to us, Ali, you have a great day. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:31:58):
The Mercedes Benz interview.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Hey, Kate mccraige's walked in. I read something that made
me feel good because I'm one of them. It says
you really love the gays.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
That feeling of owning your first Mercedes Benz is hard
to believe, but it's real. From the leather stitching to
the iconic design, every element of a Mercedes lives up
to its reputation. See for yourself at your local dealer
offers our waiting.

Speaker 7 (01:32:25):
Elvis ter ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
What Now?

Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
Mister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
So Froggy walked into the Jacksonville iHeart Studios today and
found some Chick fil A the chicken biscuit sandwiches. Yeah,
they're in a bag on the counter right right.

Speaker 25 (01:32:51):
I was here yesterday when they were brought in and
it was around ten thirty. No, I was around nine
to thirty in the morning yesterday, so they're not quite
twenty four hours old yet.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Okay, So his question to us, knowing that a background
in science and food safety, is okay to eat this
Chick fil a chicken biscuit sandwich that's been here since
nine am yesterday? I think for sure, I said, I said,
hop on it.

Speaker 9 (01:33:17):
Absolutely, microwave it. It will zapp all.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
No, no, no, no, that is not true.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
You know that.

Speaker 10 (01:33:22):
I know neither. Is it okay to eat a sandwich
has been sitting out all night?

Speaker 9 (01:33:27):
Yet I'm encouraging this.

Speaker 8 (01:33:29):
Guys.

Speaker 16 (01:33:29):
Don't you remember not too long ago that thing came
out that said that you had to put it in,
you know, the refrigerator of two hours after getting it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
Now, immediately put food in the refrigerator and still.

Speaker 16 (01:33:42):
Then if it's immediate, then you definitely cannot eat this frog.

Speaker 9 (01:33:45):
But does it apply to fast food?

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
No, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
If it was a regular chicken, I'd say throw it out.
But it's Chick fil A. It's got all the stuff
around it. Yes, all the stuff around it, thank you.
That sounds scientific. He's looking at it now, Okay, did
you microwave it? No?

Speaker 25 (01:34:03):
No, it's it's a little. It's room bit room temperature,
it's where it is. The biscuit itself is a little hard.
I'm not going to eat that. But the chicken it
smells fine.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
I'm the other I think the biscuits probably safer than
the chicken. The chicken's cooked. It's okay. He's eating it now, he's.

Speaker 3 (01:34:18):
Trying the eating.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
You're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
It tastes fine.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
It tastes it tastes fine.

Speaker 10 (01:34:24):
You'll find out four hours from now whether in fact
was fine.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Yeah, maybe it may be more than four hours.

Speaker 16 (01:34:29):
It says we'll have a lot of potentially harm bacteria
in it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
Potential may make you violently ill, diarrhea and vomiting.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Okay, may not in a court of wall, Yeah, potential
doesn't count. You're you're innocent into a proven guilty.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
I love this article, though.

Speaker 16 (01:34:48):
When you're hungry and you get up the next morning,
you're starving, nothing sounds better than that pizza that's been
sitting out in the box all night.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
I think the problem, Well, that's the pizza I brought
in today. I always eat he eats at night and
put it. I leave it out all night the night,
bring it in and you eat it. You eat it
every single time.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Wait, wait, that hasn't been in the fridgile.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
No, no, it's in my apartment tap and.

Speaker 10 (01:35:12):
I just recently saw I don't remember which restaurant it was,
but somebody had saved a burger for fifteen years and
it was in the same shape as when they first
got it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:21):
So I'm pretty sure it's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
That supersized me when they did that with the fries.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Yea, he passed away, by the way, Are you gonna
eat it or not? Frog? We gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Yeah, Look, I've already got I've already got most of
it gone.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
All right, you're doing great?

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
That all right?

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Danielle poop poop, don't.

Speaker 27 (01:35:39):
Answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Scary? What's your phone tap about?

Speaker 11 (01:35:44):
So Corney emailed us to phone tap her husband, Irvin.
Irvin just got his truck back last week after it
was in the shop for several weeks, so Courtney already
called him to set him up and tell him that
a rep from the shop called him saying it was
an issue again with his truck.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
So I'm gonna start to call it urban. Okay, here
we go. Well, Hello, Hello, Hey, it's Rick from this
manave shop. How you doing good?

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
I'm okay.

Speaker 11 (01:36:14):
Well you got the Orange Ford Explorer right, yeah, and
you're driving it?

Speaker 22 (01:36:18):
Yes? Why what's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:36:20):
That's truck was supposed to be picked up, dude. So
the parts haven't even been put into the car. I
mean stuff laying right here in front of me.

Speaker 25 (01:36:28):
Are you me?

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
No? That car is not safe to drive?

Speaker 22 (01:36:31):
Oh my god, it's this.

Speaker 7 (01:36:34):
This is funny.

Speaker 22 (01:36:35):
I just haven't put my finger on it yet though.

Speaker 11 (01:36:37):
Well, your car's missing guts. I mean there's stuff, ball
bearings are out of there. I got like important parts
of the car. I don't even know how how the
thing is even drivable.

Speaker 20 (01:36:46):
Dude, I'm hearing like, uh my turn right, I got
I get like rubbing, like clicking rubbing.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
What are you what kind of rubbin?

Speaker 21 (01:36:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:36:56):
Kind of like a rubbing like almost like some type
of joint or something.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
Can you re enact it?

Speaker 15 (01:37:01):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
What does it sound like?

Speaker 22 (01:37:03):
Kind of like.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
I'm sorry, phone cut out? Hows that go? Yeah? That
could be a loose flex capacitor. Yeah that sounds like
that's bad.

Speaker 22 (01:37:14):
I should have been done before.

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
How about you tell me the part of that messing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
A couple of ball bearings and a flex capacitor.

Speaker 22 (01:37:22):
That's that's excellent. I'm glad you got my truck, though.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
I mean, do you want us to replace the flex capacitor?

Speaker 22 (01:37:27):
Is it right?

Speaker 20 (01:37:28):
One?

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
Watch you guys let them.

Speaker 22 (01:37:30):
Take the car, and you're calling me a week later?
And I got parts out?

Speaker 7 (01:37:33):
What kay of mechanics shop?

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
I do knocking?

Speaker 19 (01:37:36):
You like to knock into my vehicle?

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
You know what?

Speaker 11 (01:37:37):
You could say that all you want, bro, But I
still got selling the parts from your Ford Explorer still
standing on my garage floor over here.

Speaker 22 (01:37:43):
Yeah, and I'm and I'm gonna come and hit those parts.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Okay, then that's gonna cost you some money.

Speaker 19 (01:37:48):
I want to let you work on my tent, speed buddy.

Speaker 22 (01:37:50):
The way your professional is be shocked. I don't want
my vehicle nowhere next to you. And if you see
with me, I'll show your whole mechanic place.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Well, guess money and a hard your your gas tank? Alright,
you my gas tank.

Speaker 22 (01:38:05):
I'm at work right now. You're aggregating the hell out
of me.

Speaker 14 (01:38:08):
You're telling me my car and a guy I've been
driving all over God's Country and you're my gas tank.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
That's great.

Speaker 22 (01:38:15):
That's exactly what I want to hear while I'm at work.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
That's awesome, dude, you wanted to make it up to you.

Speaker 11 (01:38:19):
I'm sorry, man, we just we're just because we were
pissed off. You know, you know how it is in
the in the in the shop, Many mow Jack all
of us.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
We were all like just like sitting around.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Like Nanny, Moe and Jackie.

Speaker 22 (01:38:29):
You sound like the stooges.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
No no, no, no, you're thinking of Molowry and Curly.

Speaker 15 (01:38:33):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 22 (01:38:34):
Let's say you get the point.

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
That's what you guys.

Speaker 22 (01:38:36):
Are you guys stooges.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
I'm a stooge.

Speaker 11 (01:38:39):
Listen, I'm a stooge who has three of your parts
sitting on my garage floor and you're driving around with
a car.

Speaker 1 (01:38:45):
Which about the fall part? People up and right now,
I mean, who's the stooge?

Speaker 22 (01:38:51):
Parents right now, I'll put you right up there.

Speaker 12 (01:38:53):
I'm gonna snatch my plunks out of there and may
took one of your asses.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
But how about the change? Is chain loose or what
what the chain that I'm pulling right now? Because you've
been phone tapped. Hey, it's scary. Joke from Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 11 (01:39:16):
Swear to God, I got your girl on the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
I'm gonna kill you. What are you rubbing over there?

Speaker 22 (01:39:26):
We'll kill you.

Speaker 7 (01:39:28):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 6 (01:39:31):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 27 (01:39:35):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, he said, out everybody.