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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Elvis Durand Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Elvis is that good friend. It is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Morning Show is just a painting.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It gets your peppy, it gets you move in a
little bit. I mean, I'll hot a new track for you.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Mister Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
In the Morning Show. Hey, great caller, Lauren and Lauren,
thank you for holding so long. I'm so so sorry
about that, but we saw your text and we so
so were intrigued because it made so much sense. It
rained true. Go ahead, tell everyone what you're texting about.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
So my question is how fast have you ever Binge
watched a series, whether it's on Netflix or humlu or whatever.

Speaker 7 (00:44):
I'm a teacher.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
I essentially am a teacher. I'm actually ad of students
out of high school, so I work a teacher schedule,
and I started to watch Great Anatomy on Netflix. I
finished it in a month and a half.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Wow. Okay, so I'm filming in helmet me. How many
seasons is in Gray's Anatomy? Lauren?

Speaker 6 (01:04):
There are twenty five about episodes in every single season.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
So you know, my friends are saying maybe that I
don't have a life, but I think there could sell
because they can't preach it.

Speaker 8 (01:16):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I mean, look, you know, I to to binge watch
one season I think is admirable, but to binge watch
fifteen seasons. I was just told there are three hundred
and forty two episodes. Oh my, so that's there an
it like that.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I mean, okay, so it's hobbies or something.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, hold on, let me let me let me break
it down for you. There are three hundred and seventy
six total hours twenty nine days.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
My god.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
So but so that's fast. So your question was, what's
the fastest time you have binge watched a series? Not
a season, but a series that's a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:56):
That is a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
It takes me a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
So Lauren, for instance, I'm on the pressure from all
my friends to go back and watch Game of Thrones.
Never watched. I've watched one. I mean in the middle
that it makes sense and I want to do that, but
it's not as long as Gray's Anatomy. Geez.

Speaker 10 (02:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
I just people said such great things about Gray's Anatomy,
so I was just like, you know what, I might
as well just do it.

Speaker 11 (02:19):
I have the time now, But.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Now it's kind of like I have this empty void.

Speaker 8 (02:23):
In my life.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Yet another series.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
We all experienced that, Laurie, we're with you on that.
By the way, obviously you enjoyed it because you didn't
drop it.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Oh yeah, I loved it.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
It was there was there was a couple.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Of episodes where I was just like, it's kind of
get kind of bluing. Now I'm going to pick the
right back up.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
By the way, I just think that's incredible. And if
your friends give you a hell for that, screw them.
You enjoyed it. I actually went back and watched Downton Abbey.

Speaker 9 (02:48):
You know what you did.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm like, it's the last thing on earth I every
want to watch, and I watched it and fell in
love with it. But it's like, again, nowhere near like
Gray's Anatomy.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
But are you moving your legs around a lot? Like
are you worried about blood clots?

Speaker 12 (03:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Well I have a fitbit and back out every morning,
so you know, I get my get my steps in
in the morning and then you know, it'll remind me
at the end of every hour, Oh, you have ten
minutes to get two hundred fifty steps, Like, all right,
I guess I should get up the movie. So I
think I'm good on that.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'm gonna tell you, Lauren, we had people texting in
I binge watched Gray's Anatomy in thirty two days, and
here's someone who says, yeah, look at that, and I've
beinge watched fourteen seasons of Grays in two weeks, but
fourteen seasons. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (03:31):
How about Shit's Creak? Have you watched It's creaking?

Speaker 13 (03:34):
I have watched It's creepy?

Speaker 14 (03:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:36):
That was It's so funny.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I'm kind of.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Sad because I feel like it ended at a part
where there was so much more, you know, there's room
for so much more action that could have happened.

Speaker 15 (03:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (03:46):
I don't know if it's coming back.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Or whatever, but yeah, I love Ship's Creek. I'm thinking
about moving on to Stranger Things after this.

Speaker 17 (03:53):
I've hurt.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
It's like thirty episodes or so, and I can knock
it out really very day.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah. You know, you know, Lauren, this binge watching thing
is still you know, several years. It's still a new thing.
We're learning now. We're learning that if you see a
big hype on a show and it's been out for
a couple of seasons, start watching it now. And catch
up and don't wait until it's fifteen seasons in. But
I mean, we learn that and people are texting you
now that Game of Thrones is actually easy to binge

(04:21):
as well. So I got work to do. We got
work to do. But you're an inspiration. Lauren. Thank you
so much, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Do Stranger
Things is great.

Speaker 18 (04:29):
All right, Thanks, I have a great day you too.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Take care. Gray's anatomy. That's that's a long one. Hi, Haley, Hi,
you also watched fourteen seasons of Grays in thirty two days.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
I did my senior year of college.

Speaker 16 (04:43):
I did it in like the last month of school.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Wie lot, of course, the month we have finals. Yeah, okay,
just checking.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
All right.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
It was much better than studying.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
All right, we can do it. We can do all right, Haley.
Thank you. You have a beautiful well to day. Okay, wait,
I'm hearing more like Kelly Game of Thrones. You you binge
the whole thing?

Speaker 13 (05:03):
Yes, so I watched like a week or like a season.
I'm sorry, like a season.

Speaker 18 (05:10):
Before I started binge watching it because it took me
like five tries to get through the first three episodes.
And then I had a week of fun employment in
between jobs, so I literally sat on my couch the
entire time and did nothing else.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
I will do that. Wow, it's better than watching porn,
you know. Oh it's it's a it's a close. It's
just close, right, Okay, good?

Speaker 19 (05:33):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
But even if you're you're not. So if you're employed
and you have a life out there, you got to
live and go do your things. I mean, how how
long do you need to watch the entire series of
Game of Thrones? What do you think, Kelly?

Speaker 18 (05:46):
I think maybe a month and a half. You could
probably if you had no life, max out like four
or five episodes a night. Okay, there's lots of process too.
I recommend watching with a friend who's seen it before
so you.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Can ask them all your question and because they always
give things away. Yeah, I'm awful. I have big mouth
thros if you can imagine that. All right, Kelly, great,
I'm on it. Thanks to you, I'm going to watch
Game of Thrones. I'm gonna I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm think you can do it.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Thank you, Kelly. Have a great day. Oh this is
a great story. Hello Morgan.

Speaker 16 (06:18):
Oh my gosh, how you doing.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Welcome, Welcome to the show. So, guys, you remember that
show that was on ABC called Lost. Yes, they named
it that because you get lost watching it.

Speaker 9 (06:27):
Actually, the end of it was what the hell happened?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
So you binged it years ago? Right?

Speaker 20 (06:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (06:33):
I was seventeen and I got grounded, but I still
was allowed to use my computer for school. So instead
of doing my homework, I binge watched Lost in like
two weeks.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Now, why were you grounded? Do you remember?

Speaker 16 (06:50):
Well?

Speaker 21 (06:52):
Started out because I got caught smoking weed, right, and
then I lied, and then I got caught smoking cigarettes
at a party, and then it just kind of spiraled
from there.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
And wow, you sound like you sound like a lot
of fun.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
You so much fun.

Speaker 21 (07:11):
But and so, but my dad was like, well, we
can't take away your computer because I did a blended
class and so, I mean Lost six seasons.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I gonna be honest with you, Morgan, there is sometimes
as an adult, I wish I could get grounded. Yeah,
oh yeah, I mean I feel that way. The adult
version of grounded is like an intervention you go away
for a.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Couple of months, or like house arrest.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, house arrest. I don't know. Maybe it's not as good,
but I don't know. All right, thank you Morgan. I'm in.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'm gonna find ways to get grounded. I am.

Speaker 12 (07:45):
I dated someone whose dad was on house arrest and
he just watched a lot of movies.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
I want to be on house arrest.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I was on house arrest in fourth grade. I got
in trouble. It was summertime too. It was awful.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Did you have an electronic anklet?

Speaker 5 (07:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I had mom and dad like, do you step one
foot out that door?

Speaker 9 (08:01):
It's kindnet but it.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Was implemented by the court, So the court of mom
and dad. No, the court of law, and then mom
and dad had.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
To enforce it. In fourth grade, yes, it.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Was like a yeah, juvenile thing.

Speaker 22 (08:15):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
What did you do?

Speaker 23 (08:17):
Well?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I went to j C. Penny and then I shoplifted
with my friend and we took Yeah, it was really
stupid and we got caught and it was like a
lot of money. So was a felony amount or felony charge.
So that was what I had.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
You went to j C. Penny with a friend in
fourth grade?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, well my mom was there too.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
This is one of those things where I think they're
probably listening right now and getting irate so mad about it. Yeah, sorry,
mom and dad. I never did it again.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Did you ever shoplift after that?

Speaker 24 (08:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I got so scared. It was awful. My whole summer
was ruined.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Daniel's an adult, she's still shoplift. Hey, this is Ava
Max justin Hi. This is Elton John.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
This is Britney's.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Fears in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Elvis Dauran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, so you watch a movie. It's got intrigue,
murder and love, but also it's got music. It's got big,
huge orchestra sounds and sometimes a hit song that you'll
hear us play on the radio. Music helps make a movie, right,
we all agree, absolutely, Yes, So that's what got Gandhi

(09:36):
all up and in this idea to do movie theme music. Yes,
right in a car.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
And it's not going to be anything that has words.
It's just the music you heard in the back of
a movie while you were watching it in the background.
And I think you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Get these all right, So you have to really know
your movies. Yes, it's now time to play what's the
name of the thing the movie music theme?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Nell, come up? With a name.

Speaker 9 (10:02):
Movie movie is this from?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yes, I get it. Let's play. What movie is this from?

Speaker 9 (10:12):
I didn't I don't deep for that one.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Guys, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
What movie is this from?

Speaker 25 (10:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I'm gonna write down all right, So you really need
to know your movies and your music. Okay, did you
know how it is when we have a contestant come
on and they don't know any of the answers? It's yeah,
it's sad and yes.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
It infuriates our listeners and then we get all them.
What are you doing?

Speaker 9 (10:37):
Pick a better contestant, Nate?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Alright, so call Nate, Nate. You gotta get a good contestant,
please do. I am like the captain of you don't
always know. There's been like one clunker out of like
we don't. We need we meet great people. But sometimes
a great person isn't enough. They need to know their
movie music, Nate. They're calling you now. I know you've

(10:59):
got to count the delay, Elvis. There's eighteen seconds, ten seconds,
call it right, call in eighteen seconds ago? What movie
is this from?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Woo?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (11:12):
It's very prescriptive.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
You know exactly what you're gonna get exactly. That's it.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
So you're gonna hear some music from movies, not any
There's no lyrics in here, right, it's just the movie
music that tend the background.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yes, just the theme music.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
All right. We have Donnie, a fabulous contestant calling him
from Tiwanda, Pennsylvania. Is that you, Donnie?

Speaker 8 (11:32):
Hello lady?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Well, hello ya? All right, well, here we go. These
are all beautiful pieces of music featured in huge, huge
box office winners. Okay, and uh, we're gonna give you
ten dollars for every single correct answer. All right, big money,
big money. Here we go. Song number one, go.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
Ooh is Donnie Jeed Disney Parkslue Caribbean Way.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Ten dollars, big money. All right, here's song number two. Donnie,
listen to this.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
This gave me a love for dinosaurs and Ross Yeller.
This is Jurassic Park.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, he's flying through them.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I know you're flying through with flying colors. No light, no, no,
you may not have a life, but you got twenty.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Dollars, big money, Donny, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Here is movie song number three.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
Oh this is uh Norman's Bates. Oh my god, why
can't I think of it? Knife in the shower?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh no, we.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Donate thisate this well a serial killer, but I can't.
Oh god, you want to pass and come back to it?

Speaker 8 (12:54):
Yeah, let's pass and come back.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Okay, we'll come back to it. I'll let you do that, okay. So, uh,
movie song number on four, Oh, this is jos Josh. Yeah,
that's just what we call Danielley. Al right. Here's movie
song number five.

Speaker 8 (13:21):
I don't want to say anything because I love the song,
because this is Titanic.

Speaker 26 (13:24):
It is.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Say some movies, Donny, yeah, one, two, three, Yeah, you
got you got forty dollars so far. All right, let
me know if you have ever want to go back
to number three. Okay, but here's song number six from
a movie that you probably saw several times.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
Oh, Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, that's I don't want to hear the whole thing.
All right. Here is movie song number seven.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
I don't remember which one it is, but it's Home Alone.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah. I tell you this guy, you're doing great, Donnie,
you are killing it except for that song number three.
He's running the table.

Speaker 8 (14:06):
Here's too, that's what kills me.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Here's a oh it could kill you. There's a club fingo.
All right? Song number eight? What movie is this from Oh.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
Boy. I've actually never seen it, but I'm gonna shoot
a guest and say, Godfather.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You got it? Oh yeah, you should see those.

Speaker 8 (14:31):
I know that's what I hear. They're fantastic.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Movie song number nine, This boy would be double O
seven James Bonds. There you go.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
My god.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Wow, you're up to eighty dollars so far. Do you
want to go back and try to get number three?

Speaker 8 (14:53):
Sure, I'm gonna get it wrong, but I'll take.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Your Play it again, Play it again? What movie is
this from?

Speaker 8 (15:00):
Okay, Fate's Motel isn't right, but I know that's the
show that's based on the same thing.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Do you have an ex who's one of these? Do
you have a Google in front of you? Can you
say what it runs with?

Speaker 8 (15:17):
Let me add to my friend G Google.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, you know you can phone a friend called g Google. Uh,
let's keep moving. Here's song number ten. What movie is
this from?

Speaker 8 (15:32):
Better than Lion?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Lion King? Is big money? Big Money? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine, You've got ninety dollars. Here's song number eleven
from movie number eleven.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
Oh this is my wife's favorite. You got me into us?
And Harry Potters made.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Harry Potter that big man, big money. All right here
in his movie and song number twelve.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
Oh man, this one's gonna kill me. I don't think
I know what it is.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, it's called uh Incredibles, that's what.

Speaker 14 (16:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (16:16):
It's my favorite Pixar movie.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I wouldn't mind seeing that again today. Al Right, Okay,
so it's okay, no big deal. You're getting a lot
of these all right. Here is song and movie number thirteen.

Speaker 8 (16:26):
Okay, I'll listen to some classic Indiana Jones right here.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Wow, these are fun, all right? Song you mean too?
Of course you're making all this money, Donnie. Song and
movie number fourteen.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
Okay, okay, m M M M D D d K
j oh Man, I know it's something like basy Maybe
can you play one more time?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
All right?

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Oh boy, I am. I almost want to say like
the X Files. By No, that's not right.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
Contest is showing me you do not watch horror movies.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Always.

Speaker 8 (17:15):
I'm still gonna come up wrong on.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Halloween is Halloween?

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Halloween doesn't count?

Speaker 17 (17:21):
All right?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
We have two more, Donnie, Donnie, we have two more,
not including the third, which is the one you passed on. Okay,
I would really like it if he got the third one. Well, no,
but no, but I don't.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
Owned a friend and I got it.

Speaker 22 (17:33):
I think.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, okay, what was movie and song number three?

Speaker 8 (17:39):
A movie and song number three Psycho?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, here's movie and song number fifteen. Here we go
a little more tough, A little tough.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Sounds like an adventure. Sounds like an adventure. Oh man,
I'm just not picturing it my brain.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Did you say adventure?

Speaker 8 (18:09):
Adventure?

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Adventures of something Scott scary? Don't give me you can
stop getting away my money on the table. No, this
isn't your this is my money. Don't you give them clues? Okay, adventures?
M it's from a movie called The Avengers.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
Oh my god, I love there and funny.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
This is uh song and movie number sixteen. Get this right,
and you got a lot of money.

Speaker 8 (18:40):
Okay, this would be the impossible mission Mission impossible. That's boom.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
You just won one and thirty dollars on.

Speaker 8 (18:59):
The way, so that's going to go towards baby stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
There you get awesome.

Speaker 9 (19:02):
You'll get one pack of diapers with.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
That, Yeah, one and a half.

Speaker 8 (19:07):
Maye, Well, thank you so much. Let me play guys,
you guys are often looking for you every day.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Tony, you were amazing, you know what? And straight in
eight you found a great, great, a great contestant in Donnie.
Thank you. I take full credit right now. You can't
should congratulations Daddy? What is this from starring our friend Donnie?
All right? Hold on much like Donnie. One hundred and
thirty dollars is on the way. That was great.

Speaker 9 (19:28):
That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Gandhi, thank you so much. That was cool.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
We're so welcome.

Speaker 12 (19:32):
Oh my gosh, every time I hear the Jurassic Park music,
I get teary eyed.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Say.

Speaker 9 (19:37):
It just does things to me every time. Yeah, I
love it.

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Speaker 1 (20:17):
All right, in the doghouse, okay, Laurie, Laurie, are you
in the doghouse or have you put someone in the doghouse.

Speaker 27 (20:25):
I've been in the doghouse.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Okay, what did you do?

Speaker 27 (20:29):
Well? My boyfriend is very into his facial hair, his beard,
and he was showing me this, this diagram on on
Pinterest of different beard styles that he was kind of
fatten his beard off of. And he said he was
going for this thing called designer stubble.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Designer stubble, Okay, designer.

Speaker 27 (20:50):
Do what it is called? I think stubble implies that
I haven't shaved maybe two days.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, to U, stubble is not a beard, it's stubble.

Speaker 27 (20:59):
No, it's double. But he has a full beard, you know,
grooming products, brushes, oil creams, whatever. So I told him
that that was not the desires double. It was maybe
the next thing on the chart, but it was definitely
not desire stubble. And this turned into a giant fight
in which he slept on the couch.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Okay, you understand that this is the no offense, the
dumbest reason to have a fight. I mean, obviously he
takes his beard very seriously, right, Laurie. Obviously, Yeah. I
mean he gets so sensitive over stubble versus Beard and
he slept on the couch. Oh my god, you know
what I feel like?

Speaker 12 (21:41):
Sometimes though, those fights means something else. There's something else
going on that you don't really you know what I mean.

Speaker 27 (21:49):
Could be I don't know something, right, But I was
just like, why are we fighting? And I'm gonna win?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I think sometimes we're in close quarters with each other
as well, and we need separation, but we're not going
to get it, so we just come up with reasons
to I'm on the cock man, it's double now. Beard anyway, Well,
good luck. And so when do you think this in
the doghouse thing will be over?

Speaker 28 (22:14):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (22:15):
It's it's over, you know, but it's it's over, and
I just I kind of make just don't say anything
about it.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Gotcha, all right, Laurie, thank you. That's the thing, the
smallest little things, that's where doghouse fights begin. Hello, Mary, Hi,
how are you doing? Okay, So who's in the doghouse?
You or someone else?

Speaker 29 (22:35):
I was in the doghouse?

Speaker 8 (22:36):
Okay, what did you do? I?

Speaker 29 (22:39):
Uh, well, I've been eyeing this Mercedes SUV for a while,
and it was right around Christmas time, and I thought,
I'm going to get myself a Christmas present because my
husband usually gets me like extension cord.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Merry Christmas. Here's an extension cord.

Speaker 14 (22:57):
Right right, right?

Speaker 29 (22:59):
So I went to get the suv and I came
home and he wouldn't talk to me, and he wouldn't
sleep with me.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
For three day really right, And to this day.

Speaker 29 (23:11):
He still won't. He'll make me drive the TV.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
He won't drive a Mercedes Suv. We love Mercedes.

Speaker 29 (23:20):
I know it's great. It's a great car. And I
didn't see the problem with it. I paid for it, you.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
So, yeah, it's one of those things where he feels
like that's a big purchase.

Speaker 22 (23:30):
You should discuss it, right right, right, So anyway, yeah,
he gave me the silent treatment and slept on the
couch for three days.

Speaker 30 (23:41):
Oh right.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
So anyway you can see that because that's a big look.

Speaker 9 (23:46):
If my husband came home and go, hey, honey, look
at my new Mercedes Suv and we didn't talk about
it's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Wow, I paid for it.

Speaker 12 (23:56):
It doesn't matter when you're married, it's still both of
your you know.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
You sneak shoes into the house. He don't tell him.

Speaker 31 (24:02):
About it, don't But okay, okay, here's my favorite party.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Here's where where, Here's where he gets to the doghouse.
So not only did he sleep on the couch and
not sleep with you for three days, he still refuses
to drive the Mercedes.

Speaker 29 (24:18):
Yes, it's going somewhere. I have to drive.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Good, you know what. Not a bad thing because Mercedes
are fun to drive. You have all them all, right, Mary,
thank you very much. So in the doghouse because I
bought an s u V that's a big one. Hello Amber, Hello, Hello,
So who's in the doghouse? You are them?

Speaker 22 (24:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I was, what'd you do?

Speaker 5 (24:42):
I had the day off and my husband had to work.
And in the middle of the night my daughter was
crying and he was mad at me because I swept
through it. I just kept snoozing and didn't even move.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Okay, So so in the doghouse meant what ignored? You
had to sleep somewhere else? He was.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
He was a worrying me the next day and I
was like, what did I do? And he said, you
didn't even wake up? And he knew he was irrational.
But he was mad at me for a couple of
hours throughout the morning.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, the doghouse is a weird place to be because
it's not it's not always like a you know, we're
going to divorce or never talk to each other ever again. Fight.
It's it's a you know, there is an end to
this at some point? How do we get there?

Speaker 9 (25:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Like I said before, sometimes I love being in the doghouse.
I have peace and quiet at the doghouse. It's like fine,
all right, Amber, thank you, thank you for listening to us. Amanda, Hi, Hello,
hello lady.

Speaker 14 (25:37):
Oh my god, this is so excited.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
We're excited to have you here. Now, tell us who
was in the doghouse.

Speaker 19 (25:43):
I put my boyfriend in the doghouse because you're at
a bar this weekend. And he introduced me to a
hawkgirl as his friend. Yay, I tell you the rest
of them the night going up to hot guys and
calling him my pal.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Oh now, why did you do it? So, Amanda? So,
how this hot girl who was your boyfriend's friend? How
did he know her?

Speaker 19 (26:08):
He went to high school with her, and we were
actually in his hometown and I walked over because I
saw him talking to a hot girl and I was
like hey, and he was like, yeah, this is my friend, Amanda,
and I was like, oh, I'm just your friend.

Speaker 20 (26:18):
Good to know.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, why not? But Amanda, if she wasn't as hot, noo.
So he introduced you to the hot girl as his friend.
Not he didn't say you were his girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
No, I was just a friend.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Than do So you put him in the doghouse. So
what did that mean other than all that night you
were introducing people to your boyfriend as.

Speaker 19 (26:43):
Your pal, I'm going out to a nice dinner as
what it means?

Speaker 32 (26:46):
Woa?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
All right, so the doghouse paid off for dinner.

Speaker 19 (26:51):
Oh the doghouse is going to pay off big time?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
All right, Amanda, you milked up for all this worse.
Thanks for listening to us. I definitely see your side.
Don't see her side on that. Don't get in the
right time. Don't introduce me as your friend or a girl.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
So irritated by that, like, really.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Hello, Laura, Hi there, how's it going. We're doing? Okay?
So we're talking about being in the doghouse. Who was
in the doghouse?

Speaker 8 (27:14):
You were then my husband?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Okay, how did he end up in the doghouse.

Speaker 33 (27:20):
Well, you decided to bring home a chicken casadia his
split for dinner, and I went upstairs to go get changed,
and he had it down in the kitchen and they
came up and I mentioned that I was so hungry,
and he's like, well, you better get down there before
I eat any more of it. I'm like, oh no.
So he had down and he had eaten, you know,
his foot into quarters, so he had eaten like all

(27:43):
but one and you know, some crust of another one.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
So he left you one quarter of a caesadia for dinner.

Speaker 33 (27:52):
Yes, And I'm like, oh my god, I was so hungry.

Speaker 16 (27:56):
So he's like, what it was one bite?

Speaker 33 (27:58):
So I decided to go take the crust of the
other one and actually put it on a napkin and
trace out how much was remaining.

Speaker 13 (28:05):
I'm like, does that look like one bite to you?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Okay? You know, I love how petty we are. I
love it, But no, what do you mean, petty? He
there was a fifty case of deer that should have
been hers. It was her dinner.

Speaker 26 (28:20):
I agree she's in the right here, but I love
how she went to the extreme to trace it out.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
This is how much you ate it's more than one bike.
Sometimes you have to show in pie chart formation what's
going on? All right, so what in the doghouse meant?
What what did you do to him?

Speaker 34 (28:37):
Oh?

Speaker 33 (28:37):
We just got into a ginormous fight. And it went
on until like nine o'clock at night, and then finally
we were like, all right, this is literally the stupidest
thing that we've ever thought over ever.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
But I gotta be honest, I don't think it was
I think you had every right to be royally pissed
off at him. I'm sorry, I'm on your side on this.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Is my dad. Let's say, have you discussed it?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I know, Jerk all right, Laura, thank you. We're totally
on your side. Thanks for listening to us. And there
you go, the doghouse. I know it's stupid. Little things
and little dumb things lead to the doghouse, But like
I said, doghouses they're very small. They're easy to get
out of if you just do the right thing.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
We're not normal.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Elster ran in the Morning Show. Elvis ter ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oh, this list good to get into the list. Let's
start with the list now, jem I love that that
Gandhi gave this to me several weeks ago, and we're
just not getting to it because we just we don't
really have a roadmap.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Here a freestyle the whole show.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Every day we do we free ball. We I mean, seriously,
have we ever really had a map?

Speaker 25 (29:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Every time that, every time they've given us a map,
we've just driven right off the right Froggy.

Speaker 26 (30:02):
You know sometimes you see like the Hurricane Spaghetti model
and there's just like lines going everywhere.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
That's our show. Yeah, this is the Hurricane Spaghetti Model
pretty much us. Sorry anyway, So several weeks ago, you
gave me this list from a simple thing called life. Yes,
it's called the Seven Cardinal Rules for Life. Give me
some music.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
What do you have?

Speaker 8 (30:21):
Well?

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Is it thoughtful or funny?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Okay? So do you ever watch like an old film
from let's say the fifties and then it's okay. The
scene opens and they're on a busy New York City
street and a man with a hat and a suit
walks out of this apartment to walk to work. Here's
the song he walks to work.

Speaker 31 (30:41):
To he tips his hating, he's very happy, very heavy,
and he does he says to everybody wonder man, have
a nice day, man, Hey Harry, can I have a post?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Good day, sir. That's the music that so I don't
think it's really good for this bit.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Okay, I didn't know if this was a serious thing.

Speaker 17 (31:11):
How about.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Okay? This so it reminds me of like someone hitting
mallet a mallet on a skeleton. It sounds like skeleton
booms right here. Ready, Okay, what else do you have?
What the hell is this music? Scary?

Speaker 4 (31:35):
It's a little border.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Sounds like flapper music. People who use the word lover.
Listen to it.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Hey, I want you to be on my love. I'm
gonna make you a big strong you gotta sit on
the couch. Let me push this button and lock the door.
This is like a great example of how the show
just goes right off the map because we're supposed to

(32:01):
talk about this list, but I need music to okay,
I know what kind of list you're going into. Turn
that off.

Speaker 26 (32:09):
This song reminds me of farts that sounds like it. Yes,
it's like really airy fart.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
I just need Okay, this is a sort of serious list.
It's like things to get you through life.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, like sentimental like, let's change our thinking.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Here we go, grag music, try it, Try the new Cadillac.

Speaker 35 (32:32):
Your grandfather's call, enjoy the field of the luxuries, seeks
and you'll fleet with brawls.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Scary, we're not getting the music yet.

Speaker 20 (32:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 31 (32:51):
You need Yeah, I think we found it.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
They're scatting. Let's just go with that. All right, we're
gonna do the list. I won't have time to do.

Speaker 9 (33:08):
The list, but I like that that music was nice.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
That list. It doesn't fit what we're doing. I don't
eve think we should do it now, because I think
I'm kind of ruined the moment. How about this, It
sounds like I'm giving away stuff. It's time to give
away stuff. It will sound like Wig Martindale, Welcome to
the giveaway stuff show. Yeah, we need new music. Maybe

(33:32):
can we go shopping for new music? Yes?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
We can.

Speaker 9 (33:35):
I mean, where's that store the new music?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I don't know. We need to stream some new music.
Where did this come from?

Speaker 25 (33:44):
No?

Speaker 8 (33:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Do you imagine if Scary was in charge of actually
making a soundtrack for a movie, what that sound like?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, let's say it's like an adventure film where you
have people chasing each other in a car chase, and
they're shooting at each other down the streets of San Francisco,
like going over those hills and then and he'd play
the song fast and furious. I don't know, it doesn't
match the scene. Like, how can I do a serious

(34:15):
list of rules for life when you're playing music like this?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I don't think you can.

Speaker 35 (34:24):
Now serious rules for life.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
It seems like.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
This is a music on hold.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
When you call American Express, your call is important to us.

Speaker 12 (34:39):
Hold when they play when you get off the plane
in Hawaii and they put the l on your welcome
to mo.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I don't know, we're not doing it. We really should
move on. I smell mental later.

Speaker 9 (34:55):
That's me. I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 (34:56):
I'm putting CBD oil on my back and neck are
really killing me today, so I keep trying to not
get a headache, so I keep putting the CBD relief gel.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Can you put some of that on our show and
relieve the pain?

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
All right, we gotta get to this list later. This
is not gonna work rather day. No, you didn't ruin it.
You just the music just isn't working. Life lessons, all right, Okay,

(35:29):
just delete. This is like a flush the format of
bad music. I'm so sorry that, you know, we have
to kind of take you backstage, behind the curtain to
see how we put the show together, because it's just
not coming together. I'm sorry we've failed.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
We apologize.

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Speaker 2 (36:12):
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Speaker 1 (36:19):
Ran in the Morning Show? We got to talk to Samantha.
Samantha the intern. I need odd music, scary, scary stuff
that signifies we're talking about something odd, something kind of great. Hello, Hello,
how are you intern? Samantha?

Speaker 37 (36:35):
I'm good today.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
How long have you known your father? Twenty two years
now now and you grew up in the same house
as your.

Speaker 37 (36:42):
Father, same house, really close with him, and you love
your dad, right, I love my dad a lot.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
All right, you recently discovered two things about your father
and you're just blown away, mind blown, mind blown? Yeah,
And I can see the thing is, once you hear these,
you'll go, oh my god, I can't believe you didn't
know that. Okay, Number one, what's the first thing? My
dad is a stoner?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
How did you find out?

Speaker 37 (37:09):
My cousin told me. She was telling me that, like
this one time that they were like hanging out and
he started saying something really weird about like painting the house,
and that's when she discovered it.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
And then the whole one. So, so he's been smoking
pot ever since you were a kid. Yeah, did you
confront him on it? Did you ask him?

Speaker 32 (37:26):
No?

Speaker 37 (37:27):
Well, yeah, recently I did, because I was like, I
was like, why have you never told me?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
How have I never known?

Speaker 37 (37:32):
I knew he smoked cigarettes, but I've never noticed right
joints or anything.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I can see how you can keep that a secret. Yeah, okay,
but tell everyone, okay, mind blown till yeah, tell everyone
what else you just found out about your dad? Who
even know him? For twenty two years.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
He's bald and his hair is fake.

Speaker 9 (37:48):
What he was to pay around you all the time.

Speaker 37 (37:50):
I've never seen him without it, I mean even I mean,
did you talk to him?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Did you talk to him about it?

Speaker 24 (37:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I can't.

Speaker 37 (37:58):
My mom was like, do not to him. He's very
sensitive about it. That's why I've never seen him without it.

Speaker 9 (38:05):
Yeah, don't you go swimming with him ever.

Speaker 37 (38:07):
He wears it. He wears it in the shower. I've
never seen him without it.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Like, so it's not a weave. I mean, it's a tupey.
It comes off, it comes off apparently. Okay, so how
did you find out about this?

Speaker 37 (38:19):
My brother's going bald? So I was asking my mom like,
where does that come from? Like everyone has a full
head of hair, right, And then my mom was like
everyone just assumed I knew. So my mom was like,
what are you talking about? Your dad? And I was like,
what about him? And she was just like, he has
toupe I was like, what did talk about?

Speaker 9 (38:41):
I wanted to go in there and like lift it up.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
No, no, no, no, he's obviously very sensitive about it.
But I don't know, do you see why I find
it a little odd that you've known him as your
father and you've been close to him for twenty two
years and you never knew his hair is his. He
bought it. He bought it, and.

Speaker 37 (39:02):
He like peppers it now like so like ages with him,
Like I was just like, it's unreal.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
You know that he like never got a haircut, no.

Speaker 37 (39:11):
Because he he when he like goes to touch up
the piece, he says he's getting a haircut. Like I
literally had no idea.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
You know what I would love to do. Let's parlay this.
Thank you, Samantha. This is my My dad's a bald
pod hag.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
And now things you found out? Hey, Chandler, how are.

Speaker 8 (39:40):
You not too bad? How's it going? Doing?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Okay? Doing okay? Thank you for asking. Hey, So you
know your mom. You love your mom no matter what, right, yep, yeah,
but you found out something about your mom and it
threw you for a second. I'm sure. What did you
find out about your mom? Chandler?

Speaker 23 (39:55):
Well, I was helping her move and uh, we were
packing up boxes and I found a box with a
trophy and if the trophy was broken, but it said,
uh biggest boobs.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
And warn.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
It said biggest boobs.

Speaker 23 (40:10):
What biggest boobs and Warren. That's the city.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Warren, Ohio. Okay, biggest boobs and Warren.

Speaker 23 (40:18):
And I said, you know where did this come from?
And she said, oh, I used to be a dancer,
and like she just.

Speaker 11 (40:25):
Said it with no like like no, okay, it is
what it is. And I, you know, we just really
didn't talk about it after that, but I asked how
the trophy got broken and when my grandma found it.

Speaker 23 (40:34):
She threw it at her and it grow.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
So why did your grandma have a problem with the
biggest boob in Boobs and Warren trophy of your mother earned.

Speaker 23 (40:46):
Because my mom being a dancer?

Speaker 8 (40:48):
I'm assuming, but yeah, or twenty at.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
The time, so wow, and it no problem. So mom
used to be a dancer, okay, and she got a
trophy though I love that good dancing. See there you go. Well,
congratulations channel. But these are the things you know every
once in a while. I mean, how old you were
you when you finally discovered this about your mom?

Speaker 23 (41:09):
I was about twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, so you're twenty eight years old. You're just now
discovering mom used to be an exotic dancer and got
a trophy for it. I love it all right, Chandler,
thank you very much. So you know it's never too
late in life to find out more. I didn't find
out that stuff about my dad until after I he
passed away. I want to know they kept it, they
kept it quiet. Hello Karen, Hello, Hello, So what'd you

(41:31):
find out about your dad later on in life?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Well?

Speaker 28 (41:36):
I found out that my dad and my stepmom they
used to go to Poconos about every other weekend in
the summer. I was about fifteen, sixteen years old when
they used to go. And I found out a few
years ago that they were going to a nudist Connie
this whole time.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Oh clue.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
So your dad and your stepmom were nudists. They loved
to hang out with other people who were nude up
at the Poconos.

Speaker 22 (41:57):
No, let me tell you.

Speaker 28 (41:58):
I can see this with my dad.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
My stepmom knew.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
They surprise.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
They do surprise you. And you know what, as long
as it's not something dangerous or dirty, you know, it's
it's kind of fun to learn something new about them.
And don't you find it a little intriguing? No, Okay,
there you go, all right, Thank you, Karen, Thanks for
listening to us. Hi Gabby, Hi, would you find out

(42:29):
about your grandma?

Speaker 32 (42:31):
We were sitting in her kitchen and she told me
she was a mud wrestler. Back in the day when
my mom was.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
A kid, my grandma was a mud wrestler. I mean,
people would pay to watch your grandmother go into the
ring and wrestle other people in mud.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
Yeah, and apparently she was really good at it too.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Did she win any trophies the Haggiest competition? Please?

Speaker 8 (43:03):
Right?

Speaker 15 (43:04):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Now were you intrigued? Didn't they kind of fun to
find out something that you never knew about grandma?

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 28 (43:11):
I was like, jeez, I have a cool grandma.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Let go I got a mug wrestling granny. I love it.
Thank you very much, Gabby. I love that. Finally we
talked to uh Carly. Hello, Carly, I'm not good morning,
Good morning? What'd you find out about grandma?

Speaker 32 (43:25):
Okay? So my bad passed when I was about eighteen
and about twenty five, my family told me and my
siblings that my grandmother had an affair with a taxi
driver in the back of the taxi cab, so that
my grandfather was not my grandfather.

Speaker 17 (43:44):
Wow, So we got introduced to an entire new family
it was eight years than the one I was raised with.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Okay, this is a little more complex than the previous calls.
I mean, did you find this to be interesting? I mean,
did it really throw you off? Is it really that awful?

Speaker 16 (44:02):
Well?

Speaker 14 (44:02):
Kind of.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I see if I find out it's a little bit
of a scandal. If I found out a scandal like
that in my family, I'd.

Speaker 9 (44:08):
Be like, oh good, yes, yeah, finally it makes us.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
A little more interesting. They had sex in the back
of his cab.

Speaker 32 (44:15):
We needed to be more interesting.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Yeah, Okay, your family's interesting enough, I know. But someone
can see in the back of a cab. That's kind
of fun, right, I guess no one's agreeing with me.
That's taking a ride in the taxi hold new meaning?

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Right, very true.

Speaker 32 (44:31):
But then I found out that, like this guy has
like twenty seven kids.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Oh oh god, is busy taxi? Thank you, Carly, thanks
for listening. See. I love that. I love when you
find out these little intriguing things that happened. As long
as no one's getting hurt.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Oh, all the like twenty three and me stuff. Now,
I feel like that is just a whole new ball game,
and it's finding out everything and you know.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Scary told us a long time ago his great grandparents
were first cousins.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah, we found out in my adult life.

Speaker 9 (44:58):
We kind of knew that though, to figure that out.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Because you don't clot when you believe, right, I got
that going out of my family to which explains a
lot about me.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Right do you? When you belie, you don't cut. Scary
also describes that big mono eyebrow you haven I love.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
You're a little close together, a little.

Speaker 8 (45:28):
They are.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
When he crosses his eyes, they become one like a psyclops.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
You don't answer the phone? Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran
phone tap?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
All right, Garrett, what do you have today?

Speaker 38 (45:50):
Dy Listen wants to play a phone tap on her dad, Sean.
Sojlyssa is currently attending summer school for she's in high school,
and she wants to play a phone tap on her dad.
So I'm going to start the call from the school saying, hey,
is your daughter coming to summer school anytime soon?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
There you go, summer school phone tapped. Summer school's going
on right now? This is appropriately Hello. Hi, Yes is
this Sean? Yeah, Hey Shawn. My name is Mike Miranda.

Speaker 38 (46:16):
I'm the principal over atlast your own high school. Yeah,
I was just wondering if Melissa is going to be attending.
The summer period is not that long. It's only a
couple of weeks, and we have yet to see her.

Speaker 19 (46:31):
What you mean my daughter goes to school every day.

Speaker 38 (46:33):
She has been missing in action, So I don't know.

Speaker 29 (46:37):
Let me shoot, let me shoot you getting out the workly?

Speaker 8 (46:40):
I just got in.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Sure, no problem, no problem, no problem you here?

Speaker 32 (46:50):
Oh my god, she she has.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
To be in school.

Speaker 38 (46:53):
Well no, I just checked her classes. She's not there,
and we had people check make maybe she was in
the bathrooms.

Speaker 10 (46:58):
But let me go.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Oh hold on, you mean all right? I just hung
up on him. We're gonna call him back. And this
one is all you got?

Speaker 22 (47:07):
Sare okay? I got hello?

Speaker 14 (47:12):
Hell?

Speaker 29 (47:12):
Else where you at?

Speaker 37 (47:13):
Listen?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
And then in summer school, whether or not in solid school?

Speaker 8 (47:17):
Yes, firstmal says, you ever been there this week? What
do you mean you're in selling school? Where are you at?

Speaker 32 (47:21):
Listen?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
They just pulled me out of biology, like and then
summon school that all day?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Who day?

Speaker 30 (47:27):
What's the teacher's name in biology?

Speaker 22 (47:30):
Miss Jackson?

Speaker 8 (47:31):
Miss Jackson is your biology teacher?

Speaker 22 (47:33):
But your own old ones.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Yeah, let me bring your principal in on this phone
call for a second.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Let me find out miss Jackson, is your biology because
I'm just been told by the principal that you have
been swag.

Speaker 14 (47:43):
What are you talking to your dad?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
I'm at school when.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
You are not in staging this stuff.

Speaker 22 (47:47):
You're not in school.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Jesus No, I'm not going right there.

Speaker 23 (47:53):
Who the Who's death?

Speaker 8 (47:56):
Teach phone?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
But put on a prone to come on?

Speaker 22 (48:02):
Guy?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Now she just go I'm doing the help they.

Speaker 8 (48:05):
Need teacher on the phone.

Speaker 22 (48:08):
Will dad wa nothing? I'm there is your little as
I'm sitting tired of getting where.

Speaker 38 (48:14):
You're asking, just like daddie. And I told you see
that in one type small air, no guy in fact
that he's telling me.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
Can you see it once?

Speaker 22 (48:23):
Stop smaller? What are you tell me?

Speaker 8 (48:24):
You're a sport?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
You know what I'm wanting work?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
You're awful.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I see you.

Speaker 22 (48:28):
I was gonna go eventually, and later you're telling me
you ask is out shopping.

Speaker 8 (48:33):
I'm not boring for that, Tolisper.

Speaker 23 (48:35):
I'm not going for it. I'm not gonna get these.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
People calling me.

Speaker 8 (48:38):
I've work all night long.

Speaker 11 (48:40):
They're not gonna get a call early in the morning
about to ask they've been doing a week?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Oh, I hope the way gets you real far?

Speaker 10 (48:46):
Like to listener?

Speaker 22 (48:47):
What hold you will? You need to know sat.

Speaker 18 (48:50):
All without the millions and a good time.

Speaker 14 (48:52):
Okay, well he's starting to.

Speaker 29 (48:52):
Right, we'll spell shopping.

Speaker 8 (48:54):
I'm gonna put you in the milse every school or something.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
I'm proud of this man.

Speaker 14 (48:58):
You gotta calm down.

Speaker 22 (48:59):
And he's sound like you're on the b in your.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Head years ago when he started this jo your high school?

Speaker 23 (49:07):
What's the thing?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
You excuse me, daddy, exclude me? Daddy? Who are you?

Speaker 38 (49:15):
My name is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tap. You just got phone
tap by your daughter.

Speaker 39 (49:22):
I know this is not Delissa.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
I know you know what ether people call you.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
This point Elvis Duran as phone tap.

Speaker 36 (49:31):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by authorticipates.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
See Elvis en phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
All right, I want to bring up something kind of touchy. Okay,
you have a best friend and you want them to
be happy. Right, they meet someone, they kind of fall
for that person. You hate them, you hate them. Not
only do you just not like them, but you know
they're not good for your friend. But you know what,

(50:01):
if you get in the middle of it, then you're
you're a monster. Like what do you do? And I
bet everyone listening to the sound of my voice has
been in this situation a minute right now, Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
I hate my friend's boyfriend. I really really dislike this person.
He's terrible, he's not nice, he's bratty, he's not nice
to my friend's family. It's just there's not and all
of us are on the same page, all the friends
are on the same page, or kind of like do
we tell? Do we not tell? Because I know if
we tell, we're not going to win that battle. It's
this person's gonna pick the boyfriend and not us.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
You have to let your friend live in their life, you know,
and I know. But at the same time, then you
have to go out and socialize with them, and you
come up with you find yourself coming up with excuses
not to go.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
So many excuses. I've run out too.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Now there's another side of this story. What if you
are the person whose best friend says to you the
person you're dating is a loser. You have chosen the
wrong person. Get a hold of your You're wasting time
with this person. They're using you. They're evil to you,
they're me to your family.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
See.

Speaker 12 (51:05):
I think if it's your best friend, you have to
take some of that to heart because I feel like
your best friend is only going to have your best
interest in mind. And I feel like maybe they see
something you don't, so maybe it's worth the investigation.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
You know, I've been in this situation, have you. Yeah,
have you ever had your friend say, Hey, the person
you're dating is a total loser, a total duch. My
mom saying, well, okay. The thing is is you know
you the person you're dating. You immediately take their side
and go, hey, I know him better than you, right,
so you know there are redeeming qualities you don't see.
Probably it just so happens when you're around he's a

(51:40):
total f hop. You know, he's a total idiot. But
when I'm along with him, it's all good.

Speaker 12 (51:46):
I had a friend's boyfriend hit on me when she
left the room and she didn't believe me. That was interesting,
that's horrible, And I was like, if he's.

Speaker 9 (51:54):
Doing it right in front of you, you walked into
the other room to get a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Theroblem with this is what's that scary?

Speaker 4 (52:01):
If you bond?

Speaker 40 (52:03):
You know, if you're with your friend and you're trying
to give advice about the person you're dating, you will
eventually get closer and bond closer with the boy the
boyfriend or girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
And then you'll be pit against your best friend.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
All sorts of gravitational stuff going on here. Hi, Julie,
how are you good? How are you doing well? And
thanks for asking? Uh? So you were actually elected as
the person to break the news, right, tell everyone what happened?

Speaker 15 (52:32):
Yeah, so right after the engagement party, my best friend's
family approached me afterwards, crying, literally in tears, asking me
to tell him not to marry her, and that I
was the only one that I would come off as okay.
They were really nervous to tell him.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
They're all scared.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Wow, I mean an entire family, A family I wanted
to use you, use you as a sacrificial lamb. You're
the perykeet they flew into the mine. Right.

Speaker 12 (53:07):
But you know what, it makes sense because a lot
of times you don't listen to your family. You listen
to your friends first.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
So what happened, Julie.

Speaker 15 (53:14):
So I debated it and I ended up telling them
it's their responsibility to.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Tell him, not mine.

Speaker 15 (53:22):
I'm not blood. And if they were all concerned that
they should do it because I didn't want to be
in a situation where I lost my best friend.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Yeah, it's a tricky place to be in. So did
they follow your advice or what happened?

Speaker 15 (53:36):
They did not follow my advice. So the day of
the wedding, everyone was crying.

Speaker 30 (53:41):
They were drunk.

Speaker 15 (53:43):
They were giving loud speeches about how hopefully this will
work out.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Very it's not good, this is not so.

Speaker 32 (53:56):
So.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
How long have they been married?

Speaker 15 (53:57):
Now they've been married about a year and a half,
and am everyone still hates her. There's definitely few issues.

Speaker 30 (54:08):
She lies.

Speaker 15 (54:10):
It's still it's still all big.

Speaker 30 (54:11):
It's air.

Speaker 12 (54:12):
So does the family look at you now and be like,
you should have helped us out, lady.

Speaker 18 (54:19):
Yeah, but you know what, I'm not blood.

Speaker 15 (54:21):
They should have done it too.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
You shouldn't lose one ounce of sleep over this, not
at all. Do you think your friend, the husband, of course,
is starting to come around and see the cracks in
the foundation with this woman he married.

Speaker 15 (54:32):
Oh, I definitely think so. Now when I see him,
he does not look happy. Oh that all the time.
He's very suppressed that it's her.

Speaker 18 (54:40):
It's definitely her.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Look there you are on the sidelines watching a friend
make make a an awful, awful decision with you know,
in their love life and getting married. Sometimes you got
to let them do it. They have to learn on
their own, you know, and I don't. I don't know anyway.
So do you feel fine? You can sleep at night
knowing that it's not your fault if you did not
have to go in and try to say save him
from this awful marriage.

Speaker 15 (55:01):
Right, I'm feel fine with it all. I mean, it
is what it is. He has to learn from his
own mistakes. I can't tell him who not to marry.

Speaker 41 (55:10):
It's on him, right there.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
You all right, Julie, thanks for listening to us. I
don't blame you. You know, you can only take so
much responsibility. I can't sit. The whole family voted you're
the one. Hello, Laura, welcome to the show.

Speaker 22 (55:24):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Hi, So your best friends hated your boyfriend?

Speaker 17 (55:29):
Yes, And I've been on both sides of a situation
like this, and now, looking back, I'm an idiot, of course,
like you just kind of have to work through it.
But when there's like all these red signs but you
don't let them meet your family, you have to kind
of lie about that you're still dating them because your
friends and your friends know that you're still dating them.
But it's just kind of a sucky situation because your

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best friend can give you advice and tell you that,
like you know that he's bad for you or so on,
but you.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
Have like blinders on.

Speaker 17 (55:59):
You're kind of just stuck in a situation and you
have to learn the hard way. And I feel like,
as long as they're not like physically getting hurt or
you know what I mean, there's not really much you
can do until they realize it on their own. Because
then on the tail end, I have friends or I
have a really good friend who you can't trash their
boyfriend if they're with them, because they if they go

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back to them, you can't be like, oh, he's a
you know, blah blah blah blah blah, and then they
end up being with him and you look like it's
just it's a hot mess.

Speaker 9 (56:30):
You just don't worry about them opening their mouth to him.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Oh yeah, you tell him exact.

Speaker 12 (56:34):
You know, you tell her this, that and the other thing,
and then she goes back and tells him what you said,
and then he hates you, and it gets just, you know,
gets bad.

Speaker 17 (56:41):
You have to be like with him, you have to
be neutral. You can't say anything, and.

Speaker 13 (56:44):
It thinks because you got to bite your tongue.

Speaker 17 (56:46):
But again, I feel like, now I know, all right,
well you're an idiot because you were dating an idiot
for a while, Like you're stupid. But you know what,
you kind of have to go through those visits you relations.

Speaker 23 (56:59):
You gotta learn.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I learned for yourself. The thing is, if you're dating
someone your friends don't like and they insult the person
you're dating, you feel like they're insulting you. Ahead you're
doubting me. I know what I'm doing. You're not You're
not sleeping with this guy. You don't know I am.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
It's all great, And I've totally done the thing where
I had friends who did the make up breakup, make up, breakup,
and on the first breakup, I was like, well, let
me tell you I didn't like him anyway. He was ugly,
He's not good enough for you. And then they get
back together. I'm like Oh damn.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yea so true. All right, Laura, thanks for listening to us.
Have a good day. Okay. So, hi, Maddie, what's going on?

Speaker 41 (57:35):
So my best friend she met this guy and they
dated for two months and they got made.

Speaker 16 (57:41):
And I told her not to and she did it anyway.

Speaker 11 (57:44):
And three months later, I.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Know, but you don't want to be that friends like
I told you so? No, never, you know, she had
to learn it on her own. But did she ever
come to you, Maddie and say, you know what, I
should have listened to you. Did she ever say that
to you?

Speaker 16 (57:59):
No, she's so hard and if.

Speaker 8 (58:00):
She will admit it, yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Well you gotta live and let live. What are you
gonna do?

Speaker 9 (58:04):
But there is always the opposite too, right, what's that?
Don't say anything?

Speaker 12 (58:07):
Then they break up with the parson and then you go,
you know, I never really liked him. And then they
say to you, well, what the hell didn't you tell me?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Why did you tell me?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
The first blakes?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
The signs were so obvious. All right, Maddie, you're a
good friend. You can't help it. She did. She has
to do her own thing. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 16 (58:23):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 17 (58:24):
It's going to be.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
We're glad you're on thank you have a great day today.
Finally we talked to Katie. Hi, Katie Hey, good morning,
Hello lady, Hello lady. So all these tragic stories we're hearing,
you want to hear a happy ending. Give it, give
us your happy ending. Go ahead.

Speaker 14 (58:38):
So basically, I dated this guy for four years. My
best friend hated him for three of them. They were
actually really good friends for the first four the first.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
One first year, yeah, one year, and then you then
your best friend hated it.

Speaker 14 (58:52):
Yeah. And then actually my dad chimed in and he
was like, you gotta let him go. And my best
friends were for like in the back of my head saying,
gret of him.

Speaker 7 (59:04):
He's so good for you, right, And I just I
got rid of him, and basically all is said and done,
and my life is so much better. Okay, I forgot,
I forgot his existence exactly.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
I know.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
But no, he's definitely left a footprint on you. And
there was obviously if you look at it at a
universal you know, you know me, the tree hugger, you
got to remember that you learned something from that. Something
good did come out of that awful situation. It's hard
to see it sometimes?

Speaker 8 (59:31):
Can you?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Can you actually think about what it could have been?

Speaker 32 (59:33):
Like?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
What you what did you learn from that relationship with
this bad guy?

Speaker 14 (59:38):
I definitely think that I learned that sometimes when the
blinders are on, you don't want to listen to anybody.
I'm really hard headed.

Speaker 8 (59:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
So so has this? Has this turned you into a
person who's a little more likely to listen to the
consult from friends?

Speaker 14 (59:55):
Yeah? Most definitely. Yeah, definitely, especially since I'm a very
you DIY person. I have to do it myself before
I have to listen and ask for help.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
There you go, so well, now you're on the right path, Katie. Congratulations,
good for you, Thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:00:11):
I can't even believe I'm talking to you guys right now.
I've been trying to call it for years.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Why not? But you know what, and you calling in
it has been a great contribution. We appreciate it. Now,
are you dating anyone?

Speaker 22 (01:00:19):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
I am?

Speaker 27 (01:00:21):
I am?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Is anyone get saying right for you?

Speaker 32 (01:00:23):
Hi?

Speaker 23 (01:00:25):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:00:26):
No, no, no, not at all. Actually, my boyfriend's friends,
my boyfriend's relationship with my friends are really great.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Good.

Speaker 14 (01:00:32):
We all hang out and we all go on vacations together.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
So much's much better this way, isn't it? I mean,
is it better? Love it?

Speaker 18 (01:00:39):
Love it?

Speaker 14 (01:00:40):
And ye know what's funny, my best friend didn't like
this guy at first.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Oh well, okay, well okay, sometimes they have to give
it a little time. All right, Katie, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Do you have one friend or a person in your
life who if they said I really don't like your
significant other, you'd be like, all right, this is a
bad thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I would listen to them, and I would maybe I would.
I would pay closer attention to what the talking about
and see if there are signs. Yeah. Ye, but ten
years ago I would say, screw you. Yeah, you know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:01:05):
And you're like a deer in headlight.

Speaker 12 (01:01:06):
You're so in love everything sooner you just don't see,
you know, sometimes what's right in front of you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
You got to get into a point in your life
where you're like, okay, I'm in charge of my life.
If it's not good for me, I need to go
the other way and stop coming up with justification and
excuses stuff like that.

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Coop, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
So I get a text from Alex yesterday morning, right
I'm waking up and he does this thing that and
I've talked about this on the show. He gives you
a setup for a conversation. So the first text I
get from Alex is you want to laugh? The answer
is yes, I'm I text I think I text me
I always want to laugh? Why why would why would

(01:02:05):
you even ask me that? But so he just moves on,
just he forgets that. I'm stopping him, going why would
you ask me that?

Speaker 32 (01:02:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
I want to laugh. It's like I have a really
good friend. She always says this, Hey, you want to
hear something that's so funny, and it better be funny
because you're.

Speaker 9 (01:02:20):
Better so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
But typically it isn't that funny, right, And then once.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
They set you up that way and you don't laugh,
and you feel like a jerk.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
You told me this is gonna be funny, it is not.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
And now we're in a bad place because tell you,
my sister in law did this through the other day
she's gonna kill me.

Speaker 9 (01:02:36):
She said, can she text me? Can I tell you
a secret?

Speaker 12 (01:02:40):
And then the thing she told me really wasn't a secret,
so I go, okay, I'm waiting, and she goes that
was a secret.

Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
She goes, oh, I'm sorry that sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
What was it?

Speaker 9 (01:02:48):
It was something stupid, like it just about our kids
or something. It wasn't even crazy. It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
So if you start a conversation with me that says hey,
it starts out with want to hear something funny, you
better have something funny ready to go, because it's where
you're kind of setting me up. You know what's scary.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
I always say, guys, you gotta hear this. This is hilarious.

Speaker 9 (01:03:06):
Oh god, And he doesn't wait that cheesy smiley thing.

Speaker 40 (01:03:11):
That's the classic tea because I'm sucking your attention in.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
That's so that that's the preface line. And then I
go for Augusta.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
But they're better being Gusto because you're setting me. You're
setting us up for Gusto.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Sounds like an attack. I llure you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
And then there's Gusto see there. And then there are
the smaller ones that don't tell you how to feel
it's just like I'm getting your attention. I have the worst,
worst addiction with saying these words, Hey, I gotta tell you, Okay,
I do it all the time. I got to tell you.
I say that all the time. Of course, I gotta

(01:03:46):
tell you because I'm telling you. So why do I
have to tell you? They have to tell you? I
should tell you?

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Tell you? Are you like thinking when you say that,
preparing to tell us?

Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
I don't know what it is. I'm sure someone somewhere
would tell us why we do that. It's like it's
almost like running into a room screaming I'm about to
say something. I gotta tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
My sister does this thing that drives me over the edge,
and she will just text me or call me and
be like, hey, we need to talk. No, no, you
talk right now. You're not gonna leave me in suspense
with this crap all day. If you have something to say,
say it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Brod Brody did it in the room a few minutes ago.
He's like, hey, Nate, and then he says out loud,
I'll tell you later.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:04:29):
I don't say that, because then it makes us seem
like it's something about one of us, and it's a
mister secret.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
You should be allowed to pull people's hair for that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Yeah, there are otherwise. Oh, by the way, there's a
line ye like, oh by the way, what do you
have to set up with that? Or seth Myers said
this the other night. I wanted to ask you. Of

(01:04:59):
course you wanted to ask to me because you're asking me.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Just ask me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Why do you want to tell me that you want
to ask me? Obviously you do because you're asking me
what name?

Speaker 10 (01:05:06):
I worked with someone that she would always say, have
you heard? And then there would be this pause.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
I heard? I could have heard a million things I hear?

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Or what about even when people text you and they
just write hey, and you're waiting, what is coming.

Speaker 41 (01:05:22):
Coming?

Speaker 9 (01:05:23):
That's never good?

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
I got it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Okay, Okay, then tell me how to take this text
I got from my friend Dana over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Terribly break up with her.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Okay, So I get this and Dana, I love hearing
from her, she said, Okay. Yesterday morning at eight fifty four,
eight fifty four am, Dana says, hi, and I say
good morning sunshine. That's it?

Speaker 9 (01:05:43):
Oh right, and make sure she was okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Then I'm starting to think, well, maybe she's just saying hi, right,
like waving while walking behind.

Speaker 9 (01:05:53):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
I was expecting dialogue. There.

Speaker 9 (01:05:56):
You do that to me sometimes, Elvis.

Speaker 12 (01:05:57):
You'll write, hey dot dot dot, Oh boy, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
If I have somebody to tell you, and then you tell
me something, yes, Scott me. You know what Andrew in
the other room always does.

Speaker 36 (01:06:08):
He always starts a sentence with to be honest or
to tell you the truth?

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Does that mean you're lying every other time? What are
you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Andrew's a liar?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Why would? But you see, I don't think we really
truly think about it when we're saying you. Actually, you
do say that a lot. Hey, I'm gonna be honest, Well,
to be honest with you? The reason why? Okay, it's
it's like an impulsive thing. I guess. I don't know
why I say it, but I don't know. We just do.
We're all guilty. I mean, I'm not saying any of this.

(01:06:40):
But then Scary gets mad at me for ending conversations.
I'll wrap up, I'll go and there you have it.

Speaker 9 (01:06:45):
Yeah, I like to wrap up.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
I think the wrap up is important over now.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
And also I love it when you watch like CNN
or Fox, and they have those those panels and they
start yelling at each other and it's time to go
to commercial break. The host we go, oh, I guess
we have to leave that right there. Just put a
pin in it. And Nate says that, yes, you do.

Speaker 12 (01:07:08):
There was a there was a cartoon movie Bolt and
the agent. In the movie, all he would say was
when he didn't want to address something, oh, we'll put
a pin in it.

Speaker 9 (01:07:16):
We'll leave it right there now. And every time Nate says.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
That, another one that you get a lot of in
the New York, New Jersey area is not for nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
What about my aunt?

Speaker 12 (01:07:27):
I don't even know what that means, what it means,
we all say it, what means not for nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
I guess what's about to follow is something a little crazy,
little nutty, not for nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Like I'm just saying, yes it is, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
It's like the Southern version of bless her heart. No,
bless your heart is a very deep insult. Bless your heart.
That means you, Yeah, I don't mean this in a
bad way, but yeah, then you do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
You know you're saying something bad, And.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
There you have it. I guess we'll leave that right there.
I was watching my favorite film, Willy Wonka and the
Chocolate Factory. The original, Yeah, the one with Eddie Albert
Eddie ye right, Jack Albertson from Chico and The Man. Anyway,

(01:08:17):
So I watched the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
and I'm thinking this would never happen in real life.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Whi's part of it, the opal maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
I guess you're right, maybe all of it. The thing
that I'm disgusted with in this film is, as you know,
Charlie lives with his grandpa, I think his mother, and
then three other old people in this one little apartment
with eight beds. Okay, they could happen, but anyway, Charlie
walks into this room with all these old people who
are just in bed and they haven't been out of

(01:08:47):
bed in years. They haven't walked, you know, they stink,
and Charlie never goes Ah, Grandpa, you smell like ash,
you know what I'm saying. And so I'm thinking, eh,
it's not real. No, Charlie would never be able to
stay in this room. There's fecal matter on the floor.

(01:09:07):
It's just disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
There's so many inconsistencies. Like The Mighty Ducks were my
favorite movies still might be. But in the second one,
they go to the Junior Olympics and then all of
a sudden, they like meet this kid who's like a
street hockey player, and they just say, hey, join our team.
The Olympics have already started, and they just add someone
to the roster.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
They can't do that. You can't do that, you know,
I know. I guess it's the magic of film. I
guess this kid can be totally okay walking into a
room full of old people that stink, and you can
just join mid season exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:09:36):
And you know what I didn't understand either, Like Charlie's
grandfather is like in his bed and he can't move
and he can't seem to get up. But yet when
he gets that golden ticket, he gets up and hiect.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Gold digging granddad.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Some workman's camp fraud right there.

Speaker 40 (01:09:50):
You know, I noticed when you're watching these these thriller
movies or horror movies and then they hear noises in
the attic, the first thing I would do is call
the police, but they never do, always have to go
and investigate the situation.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
The first thing I would do is get out of
the house.

Speaker 40 (01:10:03):
But God forbid you turn on a light if you're
gonna go investigate it. Everything's in the dark, and no
way that that would never happen in real life.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
This is science fiction. But there's one part that drives
me nuts. We all saw Jurassic Park Lost World. Yeah,
Bryce Dallas Howard in that movie is wearing high heels
through the whole thing, running through the jungle, yeah, run
from dinosaurs. Like at what point I would have been like,
take those things off? I was yelling at the whole movie.
It drove me nuts. But she wanted to look hot,
well she did, but I just felt like, oh her feet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
A woman never takes off her post.

Speaker 9 (01:10:34):
That was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Even if the tero dactyls about to fly down and fly.

Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
Away, Arlie's angels was the same way.

Speaker 12 (01:10:39):
Remember they would like kick like the bad guy with
their heels and stuff, Your heel will fly exactly, It's
not even gonna happen.

Speaker 40 (01:10:47):
Why is it that that that some films like about
you know, government and conspiracy things and people have to
break into like computer files.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Everyone could be a hacker within like five seconds.

Speaker 40 (01:10:56):
Yeah, they do ye on the keyboard and oldest in
ten seconds to like the police records and everyone's I
found out that information I needed.

Speaker 9 (01:11:04):
You figure out the past where real fast?

Speaker 40 (01:11:07):
I have two more involving food and drinks. If you notice,
whenever someone goes to buy something like a drink or
some food or whatever, they just give them money. You
never they never take the time to get the change back.
You never see them reach into a cash register.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Or anything like that. And then secondly, they never touch
the food.

Speaker 40 (01:11:25):
They could be sitting at a restaurant or you could
be sitting around a kitchen table somewhere and then there's
food in.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Front of you and they never eat it. They never
stopped to take them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
It would be weird. But you can't talk and deliver
lines if your mouth is full.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
But that's not reality.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Would be hold on a second, as you're telling me,
in reality, you'd be talking while you're eating, because because
you do that, scary talks and spits food while you
would be a great eating actors.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Or what about when they're trying to like break into
a car to escape someone and the doors just open
and the keys and the visor, yes, if they fall down.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Can we take a break in the action for just
a minute. Okay, look, you remember how many years ago
when the car alarms were the I mean, actually I
used to remember in order all the different sounds. It
was very good. So I haven't heard one of those
in a thousand years. I heard one the other day.
I'm like, good god man, what year is it? But

(01:12:20):
I have never heard any of my car's alarms ever.
I don't even know what they sound like anymore.

Speaker 9 (01:12:25):
Remember those locks used to put on the car?

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
What was that the brook clock?

Speaker 9 (01:12:28):
Yeah, you put it on your steering No, that's the other.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
I called it the car cuff. But then there was
the other one, the most of the most popular one
is the crook clock. No, no, there was a that
was a cheap one.

Speaker 9 (01:12:41):
It was a manufactured one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Why you always buy the knockoff. It's called the club,
The club, the club. So I have my house out
in the middle of nowhere. I mean, there is not
a house within one hundred miles from my house, right,
So we invited Scary out to the house for a party.
He pulls behind in front of the ball and he
closes his door. He puts on the club, he closes

(01:13:07):
the door, and here, hey, such his alarm. What is
the hell are you doing? Setting You're putting on your
club in the middle of nowhere? Would take That was
my first experience in the suburbs.

Speaker 40 (01:13:19):
I had no idea, and I had an ignition cutoff
switch on top of that. As a secondary you know,
bypass my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Thing city boy in the country. A rabbit hopped by.
He went, oh my god, so much pet got out.
So cute.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Though, loving taking scary out of the city.

Speaker 40 (01:13:36):
Anytime I ever saw a rabbit, it was always in
a cage and being fed carrots by my neighbors.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
We'll go back to the movies.

Speaker 40 (01:13:42):
I want to know why when a hero takes on
a bunch of villains they all don't attack him at once.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
I always wonder that they always take turns.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
What about when things explode, like giant explosions, and people
are just walking away from it all cool, like there
had to be there has some strapnel, Your ears would hurt,
you would fall down something. They just walk away smoking a.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Singred because it's in script.

Speaker 9 (01:14:00):
Okay, yeah, And I.

Speaker 12 (01:14:01):
Don't care if you're sore or if you're Captain America.
If you have like seventy five people coming at you,
that one person is not kicking all their butts and
then walking away.

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
It's so ridiculous. I'm like, there is no way in
hell that this just happened.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
It's in the script. Yeah, we're hearing word of a
very very bad water main break. TJ reporting from the
scene on line twenty four. Line twenty four. Hey, TJ,
is there like flooding going on? There's a lot of
water coming out. There's a water main break. What's what's
going on? What say you?

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
I know?

Speaker 34 (01:14:39):
Actually I just got home to pick her up. She's
having contraction her about no way.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Hold on, I thought this was a water main break.
Story her water. Wait, your wife's water broke.

Speaker 34 (01:14:53):
It's probably soon. She's having contracts about five minutes apart.
I just got to leave work to go pick her up.
We're gonna going on to the hospital soon.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
And you sound as if you're under everything's under control.
You sound good, TJ. Congratulations, thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (01:15:10):
Is this your first baby?

Speaker 34 (01:15:13):
Uh no, it's her first though.

Speaker 9 (01:15:15):
Oh wow, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Wow, So you've had your water be great, everything's working
just as nature intended. That's awesome. A contraction, Daniel, What
does the contraction feel like like? So we kicked you
in the belly, so it's for me.

Speaker 12 (01:15:37):
It was very tight in the belly and it travels
to your back and that's when you know it's different
than a normal like pregnancy pain like this, this other
things you can get. And I remember being on the
show going. I was doing a Britney Spear story and
I remember feeling that and going hold on, and I
started writing things down.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
So you have like contractions, It tightens up in your
belly like you ate the chili, yes, kind of like
you ate. All right, Well, TJ, please give your wife
our best and our best to you as well. And
today is going to be a great day for you,
guys that I feel so happy for you.

Speaker 34 (01:16:09):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
So we don't have to we can we can call
the city and tell them they don't have to come
out for the waterman break. That's not what's going on.

Speaker 34 (01:16:16):
No, no, no, I think, no no flooding in the
city yet.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Okay, well, no flooding. Yeah, all right, Well, thank you TJ.
You have a great day today. Okay, let us know
how I was doing. Okay, bye bye. Yeah, you've got
more important fish to fry.

Speaker 12 (01:16:31):
Oh man, if her water doesn't break though she's when
she gets there, they'll break it for her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Oh wow, lots of information.

Speaker 12 (01:16:37):
Yeah, that's what happened to me. Mine didn't break and
they forget it. Let's just move on.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Yeah, I tried, but you keep going.

Speaker 9 (01:16:44):
I don't want to record the details, Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Can you imagine being in that situation?

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
I cannot. I plan never to be in that situation.
But best of luck to everybody that's doing that. Looks
good on you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Okay, wow, I can't imagine, you know, And as I
always say, I'm so jealous as a man not to
be able to experience what you've been through. Danielle, I mean,
come on, yeah, yeah, tell me about what I'm missing
out on.

Speaker 19 (01:17:13):
Well.

Speaker 9 (01:17:13):
To be honest, I was very well with the first one.

Speaker 12 (01:17:15):
I was very lucky because childbirth was very easy and
the coolest thing to me about pregnancy is feeling the
baby move inside of you and know that you're protecting
it and that that's the life you created, and it's
just awesome. You know, the giving birth part, it's different
for everyone. Thankfully, with the first I was fine. The
second I told you, I tried to go home and
they told me no, he's fine.

Speaker 9 (01:17:35):
His head's just big.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
When I was born, my mom said, I just felt
like I fell out like a piece of poop. Oh,
thanks mother.

Speaker 9 (01:17:43):
Yeah, my brother did that too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
It's a little insulting to be told that. I got
to be honest, Like to you, it's like it's like
a childbirthing sang it to me. It's like, really, you're
comparing me to a turd. Thanks mom.

Speaker 9 (01:17:58):
It was that easy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Think to me about the whole parenting situation is just
what Danielle said, Like, there's this thing inside you. You're
protecting it, you're helping it grow, You spend all these
hours in labor to get it out. Then you raise
it to yell at you in front of Hollister one
day when it's mad, Like, no, I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:18:13):
Think so it's the way life goes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Gandy, you're gonna yell at me in front of Hollister,
your little brat butt you into this world.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
I will take you out.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
As a question, Yes, Nate, what was your question?

Speaker 10 (01:18:26):
Okay, so here's the question, Danielle, since you're the only
person here that's had a child, do you wish you
didn't have to go through the pregnancy though, Like you
could just wave a wand and say poof, here's a baby.

Speaker 32 (01:18:36):
No.

Speaker 12 (01:18:36):
See, some people will tell you yes because they have
horrific pregnancy. So I totally get it. My pregnancies, I
was blessed and very lucky. I loved being pregnant, and
I never felt more comfortable in my body than being pregnant.
Everything fit the way it was supposed to fit. I
looked the way I was supposed to look. I loved
every minute of it. So I was very lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Yeah, there you go. Question answered. I would think that
that time time that you have with your child, what
eight nine months or whatever, Yeah, that that is a
that is a bonding time of sorts. You were bonding
with that little shrimp inside of you. It's right, shrimp.

(01:19:16):
I'm sorry. I do eat lots of shrimp, and I
shouldn't be referring to your child as well.

Speaker 9 (01:19:20):
It is a shrimp size at some.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Point, yes, absolutely, and then a lobster.

Speaker 9 (01:19:25):
Yes, I'm gonna keep Let's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Talk about how crustaceans and babies have so much in common.
I'm so hungry.

Speaker 9 (01:19:30):
I think it's a coume quat. At some point.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
You lost me on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Hey, so, uh, how did your parents ruin your life? Actually,
Natasha called us online one Hi Natasha, how did your
parents ruin your life?

Speaker 25 (01:19:58):
Okay, So I've been going by Natasha my entire life.
And when I was in first grade, we had moved
up here from Philly when I was like four years old.
This preschool, kindergarten, no problem. They took attendance on the
first day of school and.

Speaker 21 (01:20:13):
They never called my name, so they.

Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
Called my mom.

Speaker 25 (01:20:18):
They were like, who's this child.

Speaker 21 (01:20:20):
Turns out my first name is Anna. So my first
name is Anna and my middle.

Speaker 25 (01:20:25):
Name is Natasha. But my entire family calls me Natasha
and I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
And your mom and I gave you two.

Speaker 25 (01:20:34):
First names, Yeah, pretty much, but forgot to tell me
about the second one. The school districts we have a
hard time, and my entire middle school, high school career
everyone called me Anna. And then finally about a year ago,
I changed all my social media back to Natasha and everything.

Speaker 13 (01:20:54):
So it's like, I don't I don't like this name.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
I think I think your mom and dad could have
been a little they could they could have planned that
little better, maybe a bit. Yeah, you know, you gotta
be careful what your name your kids? All right? Anna,
I mean Natasha? Thank you have a great day.

Speaker 8 (01:21:10):
Take it easy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Uh well say like, for instance, Gandhi. Yes, like your
first name is Mayda.

Speaker 11 (01:21:17):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
And my parents really I feel like they really did
a doozy with that one, because nobody can pronounce it.
I have to tell them like seven times this is
how you say it. So most of the people in
my life call me Meida, which is inaccurate. It's mad thea.
But you know, like Brodie, every time I say it
to him, he'll be like Maitha and now that's what
he calls me, and like it's methad yo am, what's

(01:21:38):
up dah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
So that's why we called her Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
The best part is that they said, oh, we tried
to give you an easy name so that, you know,
American people could get it. I was like, fail, thanks guy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Anyone else in the room with a bad name, hmmm
your name?

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
I never liked Nate because I didn't know any other
Nates growing up. Nate's a great name.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
How did you do?

Speaker 15 (01:22:01):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:22:01):
I like it, but at the time you kind of
want to fit in with everybody. Else, and there's no
other Nates, and I'm like, this is such a weird name.
And then I, as I was growing up, I found
the list of baby names my mom is trying to find,
you know, to choose from. And my first name is Nathan,
my middle name is David. The third name on the
list that she liked was Tristan.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
How bad Tristan could be fine? I should call you
that anyway, we could just start calling you that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Yeah, I'm fine with that Tristan.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
At least no one was named Horace or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Horace would be awful.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
That's a terrible names. That'd be terrible Horace. So how
did your mom and dad ruin your life? Marissa's online eight?
How you doing Marissa?

Speaker 22 (01:22:42):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Good?

Speaker 8 (01:22:43):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 32 (01:22:44):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
How did your mom ruin your life?

Speaker 16 (01:22:47):
Okay, So when she went to do all of my
student loans stuff, she put some of my student loans
under her name and some under my name, and the
ones that are under her account information, all of her stuff,
everything goes to her and it's under my social So
they were like coming in and I had no idea.
So now I have like a failed credit.

Speaker 8 (01:23:07):
Rating because.

Speaker 16 (01:23:11):
Yes, and so she's gonna do it like maliciously. She
When I talked to her, she is like, no, no,
that's for me. I'm like, mom, they are linked to
my social Security number and now I have a failed
credit reading.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Yeah, and it takes forever. It takes forever to dig
out of that, you know, thanks mom. Yes, at least
she didn't name you horace. Okay, true, true, you have
to think about that, all right, Marissa, tell your mom
you love her and you forgive her.

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
Come on, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Thanks eleven line eleven is ash Hey ash?

Speaker 22 (01:23:51):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Is that short for Ashley?

Speaker 41 (01:23:54):
Yeah, but it's just easier to go by as.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Okay, So how did your parents ruin your life?

Speaker 23 (01:24:02):
All right?

Speaker 41 (01:24:02):
So when I moved here from Europe with my family,
the translation of my European last name was Jacob with bees,
but you know, cursive bees and as look very similar
in LSI, everyone curses, So from Jacob it's now jack Off.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Thanks mom. Yeah, so your name is ash jack Off.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
Yep, that's awesome. But here's the thing.

Speaker 12 (01:24:31):
Once they realized that that it didn't really translate, well,
they couldn't have gone back and officially like, you know, yes,
it's too late.

Speaker 19 (01:24:38):
Changed it way too late.

Speaker 14 (01:24:39):
No, it's too good.

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
It's too good. Can't change it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
I like it, she leaned in.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Good for her. I liked it all right. Thanks for calling,
asked jack Off. It's been nice talking to me. So
sometimes your parents ruined it for everyone. I mean, look,
you love your mom and dad unless they really drove
way are off the road, you know what I'm saying.
But your parents, you like, sometimes you expect them. It's

(01:25:07):
like the other day were talking about parents who just
can't figure out their their electronics, their their their phones
and stuff. You just expect that from them. If you
didn't have one reason to be mad at your mom
and dad, then you know what I'm saying, it wouldn't
be a good relationship, right, you got to have something
to hate them about. I would like.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
I mean, I'm sure our parents also have plenty of
reasons how we ruined their lives. So it's we were
born exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:25:31):
Yeah, oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
But so many people, you know, they look to their
parents as example for how to how to have a relationship,
how to you know, be you know, in a loving relationship,
and they just some parents just aren't in a loving relationship.
And that's where you learn that's why you got to
learn outside the circle. I guess all right, but at
least they didn't name you, Horus.

Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
I don't know who would do that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Why would someone do that to a child?

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Would anybody do that to their child? Okay, okay, I
spent hours falling down a hole and TikTok last night?
Oh yeah, how do you put on your socks and shoes? Now?
Have you seen these videos?

Speaker 9 (01:26:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Do you do sock, sock, shoe, shoe? Then type both
at the end, or sock shoe, sock shoe tie tie
or sock sock shoe tie, shoe tie?

Speaker 9 (01:26:19):
I do sock, sock, shoes shoe Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
When do you tie?

Speaker 24 (01:26:23):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:26:24):
See some a lot of stuff I don't tie.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
See I do sock shoe tie, sock shoe tie. Okay,
hold on the shoes already, up the shoes up, you
pull the foot up, you put the shoe on, You
put the sock on, you put the shoe on. Your
tight it's all there in one hand. I'm not gonna

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listen to anyone trying to tell me how tie my shoe?

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Does it mean?

Speaker 32 (01:26:49):
So?

Speaker 23 (01:26:49):
Like?

Speaker 9 (01:26:49):
Are you a crazier person?

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
If you do it? That way.

Speaker 9 (01:26:52):
I'm curious.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
No, Maybe it's lazy because my foot is already up
on my knee. Do you see what I'm saying?

Speaker 26 (01:26:58):
Oh, put it on your socks is one motion. You
put sock, sock, and then you do shoe shoe because
you're one balance.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Obviously you don't because I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Interesting, I actually do it all standing up. I do sock, sock, shoe, shoe,
and none of my sneakers actually tie, like I don't
tie them. They're in one position. So standing up, sock, sock, shoeshoe.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Walk out the door, You stand up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Stand up. Yeah, you have balance enough to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Yeah, okay, here's a video, hold on saying. This is
one of the videos I saw last night.

Speaker 29 (01:27:28):
Sock shoe, sock shoe ties, high sock, sock, shoe.

Speaker 31 (01:27:32):
Tie, shoe tie, sock, sock, shoe, shoe tie tie obviously insane.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
So I'm sock shoe tie, sock shoe tie.

Speaker 26 (01:27:40):
If something happened to you in the middle, you would
have on one sock, one shoe tie, and you have
to run out of a house with nothing on on
the other foot. Otherwise you should really finish one thing.
I finished the socks finished the shoe.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Hey, let me just be very clear. Even though you
guys are pissing me off royally, I have not made
fun of how any of you do your shoes. Why
do you come after me? I think that's the point
of this conversation.

Speaker 9 (01:28:00):
You're just a little stress.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
It's a little imbalanced, okay, the little unbalanced guy. Yeah,
I mean the guy that the guy that you like
to run the show.

Speaker 10 (01:28:09):
Well, that's probably how Jeffrey Dahmer puts his shoes on.
I mean you have a few of all people. I
do mine normally. I do socks sock.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Okay, no, no, no, My point is this, who is
here to say what's normal? Well, you know, tell me,
tell me why you are like the president of what's normal.

Speaker 10 (01:28:26):
Well, we all just kind of barraged you with that's wrong.
So I feel like we probably all put them on
the correct.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Offense. I just don't think. Sorry, I've never mind. I'm
gonna sit over here.

Speaker 9 (01:28:39):
He's gonna go over there and be quiet.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
That is the iciest stare I've ever felt in my life.
You know that Nate knows he's losing an argument. He
starts to laughter. The conversation over here. Okay, but wait,
you guys, don't you don't all agree?

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
No, I mean Gandhi stands she's stand sock shoe tie
exactly or not even tie.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
But I stand sock shoe.

Speaker 12 (01:29:07):
I stand too, I don't Why would you sit down
and put your shoes on like that?

Speaker 38 (01:29:11):
To me?

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Is like no, because I have no balance?

Speaker 9 (01:29:14):
That makes sense?

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Okay, I can fall over, do you you would love
to see that?

Speaker 32 (01:29:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
I do, right, Okay, so let's all make it official.
Mine is sock, shoe tie, sock shoe tie. What is yours? Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
Sock, sock, shoeshoe, no tie, standing up?

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Okay? What is yours? Danielle?

Speaker 12 (01:29:34):
Sock sock, shoeshoe, sometimes tie, tie and usually standing up?

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
Okay, you two are together, you're the same, right, Yeah?
What is yours? Nathaniel?

Speaker 8 (01:29:43):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Mine is sock, sock, shoe tie, shoe tie. Oh that's
a different than the other ones. Yeah, I feel like
that's what you just did it. Guess we're correct. Well,
you're not agreeing with it, I know. Sorry, So so
you're so fast to like to start stabbing at me? Okay,
what about you? What about your frog?

Speaker 26 (01:30:03):
I am sock sock shoeshoe, and I wear shoes that
don't tie.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Producer Sam, how do you do it?

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
I am sock sock shoe tie, shoe tie. Okay, yeah,
good yeah, style.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Hello, Hello, Connie, what are yours? What's yours?

Speaker 15 (01:30:21):
I'm like you, Elvis, I do sock shoe tie, sock
shoe tie.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
And why do you? Yeah, your foot's already there, it's
present foot, and then it's there.

Speaker 11 (01:30:31):
You do it exactly exactly.

Speaker 15 (01:30:33):
I'm the older I get I don't need to lift
my foot more than.

Speaker 22 (01:30:36):
I have to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
So maybe this is an old person thing because I'm
doing anything. At some point I'll.

Speaker 8 (01:30:43):
Just have someone do it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
It makes sense because your your foot is, your foot's
already up to do all the work. And then okay,
here's okay. Let's let's say you're a mechanic and you
have uh, you have a garage and you have two
car lifts. Do you lift one car and do like
one little bit of work to do the other one,
do a little work, then go back and forth between
the cars, or you lift one car and do all

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the work on that car.

Speaker 10 (01:31:07):
You look a fair point on the same You make
a fair point because if you had the car up.
You would do all of the tires on one side
of the car and then go to the other side
of the car.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
There's a little less effort in lifting your foot than
a car. And you haven't had my foot on, have you.
My foot is it's the weight of a car. All right, Connie,
thank you, have a beautiful day, and keep in mind
in our world it's sock shoe tie, sock shoe tie.

Speaker 15 (01:31:32):
Absolutely, we are the normal one.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Well I'm not saying we're normal. I never said that.
I just said it just has a nice sexy sound
to it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
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Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Good God, how'll we cram all these people in one room?

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast and extra fifteen minutes
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Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Hey, So I was talking to Gandhi. But the question
was what's the worst date you ever went on? Yes,
And actually it started with her story about a bad
date that I said, well, we should bring this to
the air, so talk about that date.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
So I really enjoy being outside and in nature. So
we decided, Hey, we're going to meet up at this
park of flowers and we're gonna go walk around and
look at the flowers. So like, get there, were hanging out,
and then he looks at me and says, listen, I'm
gonna be really honest. You got about forty five minutes
till the acid I took hits me. So if you
have any questions or like, want to have serious conversation,
it has to happen now.

Speaker 9 (01:32:32):
I was like, oh my god, goodness, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
My god, where did that date go?

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
It went with the acid hitting him about forty five
minutes later and me being like, dude, enjoy the flowers.
I can't handle this now and left him. I left
him in the park at the flowers.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
I think he's okay, did you ever see you? Never
saw him here?

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
Now? I was like, you had to do acid before
our first date? Come on, that's cool?

Speaker 34 (01:32:51):
Weird?

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Yeah, listen, that's true. See, my mine just pales in comparison.
What is someone I really wanted to go out with
for a long time And finally we're having dinner together.
He's wearing this white shirt and of course red wine
all over his shirt, ice piled, ice, spilled an entire
glass of wine on him.

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
Was he really uncol about it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Yes, she was uncool about it, but it was like, so,
date over, so I guess the top it should be
first and last day. Yeah, same day.

Speaker 12 (01:33:15):
I was the guy who we went out and we
were driving and all of a sudden he stops the
car and I'm like, what are you doing, takes a
seatbelt off, comes on top of me on the other
side of the car, like in the passenger.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
Seat, and I'm like, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 12 (01:33:29):
I thought this is what you wanted. I'm like no,
So he got off of me and I said, could
you please take me home that this is over? So
thankfully he drove me home and that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
It weird, what about you Frog?

Speaker 26 (01:33:41):
So there was a girl that she works on the
TV station in South Florida. I don't want to say
which TV station or who it is, but she was
on a date with a guy first time, and they're
having appetizers and everything's going well, and all of a
sudden he gets up and goes to the bathroom. He
comes back about twenty five minutes later. She's thinking he
left He's like, I'm so sorry. He said, I just
have to tell you I am so turned on by
you that I had to go to the bathroom and

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take care of myself.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
And now we can guess that's disgusting.

Speaker 26 (01:34:06):
That's disgusting, even if she got ve been left, never
saw him a game, even if.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
It's two minutes, but it's disgusting. I hope he washed
his hands. I know, please, can we talk about the
funeral thing? Yeah? We can. So you don't even remember
the guy's name, right, No?

Speaker 8 (01:34:22):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
And he went he went home with him that night.

Speaker 24 (01:34:26):
His parents own a funeral polo.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
I know you don't tell that, Okay, go ahead, well.

Speaker 24 (01:34:31):
In Brooklyn and so he said, oh, let's go back
to my house. So we go and it's dark and
he's not turning on any lights and stuff like that,
and we're walking through the house and stuff, and then
you know, we started making out and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
And I said, it smells like flowers in here.

Speaker 24 (01:34:48):
And then I start to realize where we are.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
And I was like, whoa, I mean, was there there
was a casket? Yeah, it was closed. I don't know
if anybody.

Speaker 22 (01:34:59):
Was in it.

Speaker 8 (01:35:00):
The room, the.

Speaker 24 (01:35:03):
Chairs and flowers and and then I was like, I
got to get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
I'm so uncomfortable with it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
I go to the monster. I don't know so textas
I want to hear. I want to hear yours scary.

Speaker 40 (01:35:21):
My friend she went on a first date and when
the night was over, he pulls her, He pulls the
car aside, and then they start kissing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:29):
All of a sudden, she hears some.

Speaker 39 (01:35:30):
Kind of on ziph and she looks down and his
stuff was just out, and there was an awkward moment
and they started looking at each other and looking down
at it, and he goes, well, I guess just because
I'm a police officer doesn't mean I have this right
to show you my pistol.

Speaker 40 (01:35:44):
And then he put it back away because he's said, I.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
Think if you're ever wondering, is now the time to
whip it out? The answer is always.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
No, it's not not leave it. But I thought you
wanted to see it?

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
No, no, no, there should be no doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Let's go ahead and go ahead and answer that. No
one wants to see that. If you're wondering, I know,
you know, what are we being really? I mean, we're
being like real school here, don't don't whip that out.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
Well, it's funny because that's scary. Said that because it's
happened to me, and I know it's happened to multiple
members of my friends group where a guy has just
done that and you're like, but why I don't understand this.

Speaker 9 (01:36:29):
Like they think you're going to jump on top of
that hen.

Speaker 8 (01:36:34):
Hello Mariella, Hi, Hi guys. Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
So you were at a beautiful South Street seaport, uh,
the Seaport district just we call it in New York City.
And what happened? First date?

Speaker 22 (01:36:46):
Right to go?

Speaker 20 (01:36:47):
Yes, for a first day.

Speaker 30 (01:36:48):
I was excited to go into the state with this
guy and we're overlooking the ocean and the over of
the water and he all of a sudden collapses in
my arms and I'm holding him and he falls to
the ground and apparently staintsed on me, and a bunch
of people are coming up saying, hey, do you need water?

Speaker 7 (01:37:05):
Do you need help?

Speaker 14 (01:37:06):
And I had to smack him really hard.

Speaker 25 (01:37:08):
To wake up.

Speaker 30 (01:37:09):
And it was a horrible experience.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
It's a horful I mean, I mean he's okay now, right,
I mean health.

Speaker 30 (01:37:14):
Wise, I guess so many years ago. I really hope
he is we didn't go on a date after that, so.

Speaker 16 (01:37:20):
He told me he didn't eat enough before the date.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Yeah, my favorite party. You had to.

Speaker 30 (01:37:24):
Smack him rely, Yeah it was you know, it happened.

Speaker 13 (01:37:30):
It's over.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Well, okay, so first Yeah, how dare you ruin my date? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
Exactly.

Speaker 13 (01:37:39):
Well I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Well, thanks for listening to any interesting text going on
first date, very extreme golf. Took me to a graveyard
and later a rave. It was some kind of BDSM club.
I don't think you should take someone to a BDSM
club for your first date.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Noura graveyard bowling.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
You know, I don't want to go bowl on the
grave yard. I might like on the first the things
on the first that you don't know. Yeah, you don't
know that you like that?

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
You should have a discussion.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Yeah, there's a lot of texts coming through.

Speaker 12 (01:38:12):
We were driving to the beach once with this guy
had never gone out was before. It was my friend's brother,
and there was a lot of traffic getting into the
beach to pay, like, you know, the.

Speaker 9 (01:38:21):
Toll to park.

Speaker 12 (01:38:22):
He sticks his head out of the car and he
starts screaming out of the way, screaming at the top
of his lungs, and I kept thinking, if this little
bit of traffic made him that angry, I think I'm
not going on.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
These are the signs you see that are warning a
tuck and roll situation. This text message went home with
a guy who had action figures all over his bedroom.
All I could think of was, he's the forty year
old virgin.

Speaker 9 (01:38:52):
That's exactly what miskake just cracking me up.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
There's a lot of people texting it about dates whipping
it out.

Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
Yeah, you can't believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Why would you do that? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Why. Don't like a secret society or this is exactly
no secret society of whipper routers.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 26 (01:39:08):
I think some people with a good rule of thumb,
and you go on a first date, do not take
it out under any circumstances to take it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
Out, not even on the second or third or four,
not until you know you've it's time and I.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Gotta plus both sexes, ladies. Yes, don't whip it out.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Yeah in the way that you do. How are you?

Speaker 12 (01:39:28):
I'm good?

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
Uh? It's to the point where I'm glad I'm not
dating anymore because I don't want any more dates. Like this,
you know what I'm saying. So what happened on your
first date?

Speaker 15 (01:39:39):
So?

Speaker 16 (01:39:39):
I went out with.

Speaker 20 (01:39:40):
This guy who I had known in college and he
seems really normal.

Speaker 16 (01:39:44):
We had classes.

Speaker 20 (01:39:45):
Together and he took me to a sports bar in
the city, so the giants were on go giants. He
just kept ordering shots of tequilo, though for himself, I
was drinking like a beer or whatever.

Speaker 16 (01:39:58):
Oh boy, he ended up getting so drunk.

Speaker 20 (01:40:04):
That, like at sports bars, you know, when there's commercials,
they'll play the music really loud. He got on the
bench that.

Speaker 19 (01:40:10):
We were sitting on and gave me a full.

Speaker 20 (01:40:14):
Blown lap dance a lap dance, and I had to
guess the hell out of all.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Wow. Yeah, you know what, You just know when it's
time to call it a night, and you know you
want to be polite, you don't want to run out,
but at the same time, what do you have to lose?
Just leave? You know?

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:40:29):
I called.

Speaker 20 (01:40:29):
I called my girlfriend, who is on a date somewhere
down the street, and I was like, we gotta.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
Go get me out of here, all right, Jen, Thank
you very much. Text first date, we got back to
his place. We're just hanging out, having a couple of beers.
His probation officer shows up, Yes, finds the beer. The
guy said, no, it's it's he said, was my beer.
So we didn't get it in trouble. But he got arrested.
Never talked to him again. Getting arrested on a first

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day's probably not a good not a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
Nor when he tries to say that the contraband is yours.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
If it's good morning, Chelsea.

Speaker 22 (01:41:02):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
On first date, he asked you to split the bill?
Was that unusual?

Speaker 13 (01:41:07):
So I ordered seven dollars chicken tacos and he ordered
about I would say, fifty dollars worth of seafood and
fish and alcohol.

Speaker 16 (01:41:18):
So then basically the.

Speaker 13 (01:41:19):
Bill comes, and of course, as the woman I am,
I offered to pay my part, and I actually had
cash on me, and I offered him a twenty dollars
bill for my seven dollars chicken tacos. Mind you, I
didn't drink any alcohol. I had water. So I give
him my twenty, and you know, I'm expecting to get

(01:41:40):
maybe like a ten back. He kept my twenty, didn't
get any change back.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
So she had to pick a part of his tab.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
I hate I just hate cheap people like that.

Speaker 12 (01:41:49):
He had a die take me to the movies once,
and I offered to pay, and I and I didn't
have exact so later on, when I got changed, he said, hey,
you know the rest of the money that you owe me,
go buy me some milk duds.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Don't do that, but.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
You know, at least you found found it early on.
No need to bother with this guy ever again, right, Chelsea, seriously?

Speaker 13 (01:42:06):
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Finally we talked to David.

Speaker 11 (01:42:09):
Hi, David, Hey, how you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
Don't okay? So you went on a date with someone
and she asked you? What'd she ask you?

Speaker 11 (01:42:17):
She asked me back to her place. And I was
all for it, of course, because we hit it off
pretty well and we seemed like we were on the
same page and everything I should have known it was
too good to be true. And this is like kind
of more in Danielle's alley, I think than anybody else.
But either way, we go back to her apartment and

(01:42:37):
everything's going great. She said, hey, can I slip into
something a little more comfortable? I was like, oh, yeah, great.

Speaker 8 (01:42:43):
So she goes.

Speaker 11 (01:42:44):
She comes back and she's dressed in this betty rubble costume.
But but it's not like sexy Betty Rubble. It's like
Didney balloon head Betty Rubble, like it was bouncing back
and forth in the doorway, kind of babyhead.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
So Betty, she dressed like Betty Rubble from the flint Stones.

Speaker 11 (01:43:05):
Yeah, yeah, and then she even tried to do the
voice and everything and oh.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
God, and the Betty Rubbel did you ye do it?

Speaker 8 (01:43:12):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
What did you say?

Speaker 12 (01:43:17):
Because I can't even imagine what you say at that point.

Speaker 11 (01:43:20):
Well, I'm from Long Island, so it's just kind of like.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
What up? Yeah, you've thought you've seen it all? All right? Okay,
So for guys, don't whip it out on the first eight.
For women, don't come back dresses Betty Rubble.

Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
Yeah, what about the.

Speaker 9 (01:43:33):
Hot sexy Betty Rubble.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
No, no, no, no, Betty Weird, No, no, Betty Rubble.
Betty Rubble is not going to do it for maybe
Bam Bam. Yeah, I don't know. Really, Elvis, you dressed
up as Bam Bam.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
Insight here would you like for me too?

Speaker 22 (01:43:51):
Sure?

Speaker 32 (01:43:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
There goes Elvis.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
Elvister ran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Scotty looks really really great today.

Speaker 36 (01:44:13):
Oh, thank you, thank you very much. I'm wearing a
large shirt today. I'm very impressed with myself. I dropped
down to large.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
From extra large. Scott, thanks, I have to suck it
in a little. What's that? What are you doing toil
its weight?

Speaker 36 (01:44:25):
I'm just trying to be good. I'm not eating all
the crap that I used to eat, just like you
stopped eating sugar.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
You see what's happening to you? Look at you. I
lost a few pounds, but not enough to.

Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
Tell I don't think I've lost anything.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
But I tell you we're a good looking crew. I
think we are quite a sexy, sexy bunch.

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
Yeah, I'm getting you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
I'm a zaddi. I was. I was called a zaddy
this past weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
Where are you?

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
Yeah? And then my friend Caroline had to explain to
someone else what a zaddy was.

Speaker 37 (01:44:56):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
Her explanation was a attractive older man. Wait, you don't
have to be a daddy to be a zaddy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
Oh man, we've talked about this.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
I didn't know you're a daddy? Am I a zaddy?

Speaker 4 (01:45:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
That's crazy people.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
What's the difference? Well, how what is the age for zaddidom.
I mean, when do you become a Can you be
a zaddy? You can't be a twenty one year old zaddy. No,
I think it's an income level as opposed to an age.
Oh it is. Now I'm not a zaddy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
At least, so I feel like that's just a hot
older guy.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
That's what I told you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
So depending on your age, the zaddies could vary.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
We'll look it up. Definitely a dollar component to be
a zaddy.

Speaker 4 (01:45:31):
Really, my dollar sign in.

Speaker 40 (01:45:33):
His twenty sixteenth song said the word zaddy, So they
coined the term zaddy and it was a derivative of daddy.

Speaker 26 (01:45:41):
So you okay, here I found the definition. While a
daddy is an attractive older man, a zaddy is a
man with swag who is attractive, also fashionable, and tends
to have high income.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
Well, yeah, I don't have it. I don't have many
of those things. No, you're doing okay, now look at this.
I'm going to the gym. After nobody gets dressed up
for the gym. Come on, get out of here. I'm
not a baddie or a zaddy. I don't even know
what I am.

Speaker 36 (01:46:06):
And I'm wearing a cocoa puff shirt and I live
paycheck to paycheck, so I'm not a Zaddy.

Speaker 8 (01:46:11):
I'm on.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
I saw some double stack cargo shorts over the weekend
and I almost bought him for you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
I should have. I'd loved that, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
I was like, there are so many pockets, you could
have so much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
You're so marsupial with your pocket. Yeah, anyway, what are
we talking about? I don't even know what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
I don't think. I don't think zaddy has anything to
do with money. This doesn't say it has anything to
do with money. Es sexually attractive man, especially an older
one who's fashionable or charismatic.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
Okay, I'm that, just accept it. Charismatic. No, Zaddy is
rolling around in a mini van, That's what I'm saying. Like,
you're not going to be a Zaddy in a please.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
Scotty rides a city bike all the time and people
call him a Zaddy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
Scotty is a Zaddy, I guess, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
Of course, being extra Saddy, like with those double stack
cargo you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Need to be more you have, you need to have
more self confidence. I don't know. You want to smell
my shoes today? Look at what what what was that
talking about? No, but I don't he smells so bad.
Why are you wearing sniffing his own shoes? Yeah, I
not wearing socks today, going there and sniff ash shoes.

(01:47:18):
Somebody talking about random shoes. I have a question, Scary,
I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
You don't hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
I told Scary goes sniffed shoes. He's running out the
door to go sniffish shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:47:27):
Guys, smells like cheetos.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Oh you know, Scotty, you could probably sell those on
like Craigslist and get a fair price for them if
they were stinky.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
Really, Yeah, what's that? Somebody made fun of me the
other day.

Speaker 26 (01:47:39):
I wear hay Dude chees, which is I'm sure you've
seen the hay Dude They're like boat shoes or whatever.
Somebody says you have to wear them with socks. You
can't wear them without socks.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
Why, I don't know. I don't wear socks. Oh yeah,
I don't. I've never ever had a foot odor problem ever,
So I just I go all summer with no So
I don't wear socks, but it cuts my feet up sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
Yeah, weird?

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Are we on the radio? This is the most boring conversation.
I'm kind of entertained.

Speaker 4 (01:48:08):
This is the stuff people love.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
It is smelling Scottie Sue on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
We've talked about nothing of any importance whatsoever. The most
important part of this conversation was talking about Scotty's rank feet.
It was the only thing of substance. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:48:27):
If I was going through stuff in my day and
I listened to that, I'd be like, you know what,
that just distracted me for eight minutes.

Speaker 36 (01:48:33):
Wait, by the way, speaking of my feet, some jerk
in the fan group on Facebook posted a picture of
They said it was my foot and has two big toenails,
and that's not me.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
No, that's not my foot. Wait, hold on, there's a
fan what there's a Facebook fan page for the Morning Show?

Speaker 8 (01:48:48):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
Yeah, I had no idea, there's a way. Hold on,
there's a Facebook fan page for yeah. Oh yeah, they
love us. They're all great people. Oh oh good. I
wish I would have known.

Speaker 36 (01:48:56):
But they posted a picture of a foot in a
flip flop with two toenails on the big toe, and
that's not my foot.

Speaker 4 (01:49:02):
Someone screenshoted and said it to me, that's gross.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
Yeah. At that's not me. Okay, okay, Scotty, I gotta
clear that up.

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
He does protest a bit too much.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
Why don't you can put your stinky shoe back on it,
get out of you.

Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
If you're at a fan pace for yourself though, I
like that too.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
You like to read what your fans say about you. Anyway, So,
as I started out to this conversation, Scottie Bee is
a Zaddi. I find him very attractive. I do. I
think you're a catch. Does that make sense? Yes? Okay,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Waking up in the morning Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody, everybody,