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Scotty is leaving to take his daughter to school in Florida, but is nervous about where he should pee on the drive down! Listeners play the "AN' game! Plus, is it safe to say that summer is over because school is starting?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's not my fault.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You're lik in love with me or something.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
You guys, and I love your show.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
I love you guys, love you.

Speaker 5 (00:09):
We all co exist and love each other.

Speaker 6 (00:11):
I love it so much.

Speaker 7 (00:12):
Oh my god, I love your show.

Speaker 8 (00:14):
Love love, love you guys. Good morning everybody at Elvis
dr and I love you.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Got with me Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Hey, was it a full moon last night? Last night?
At full moon?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:30):
It was the sturgeon moon or the corn moon of
corn moon.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
A sturgeon moon, Oh my god, I'm hungry. Harvest moon yeah,
a harvest moon. No, but was it full full or
just almost full?

Speaker 6 (00:41):
I thought you just find out full check.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I saw it this morning. I'm thinking I wonder how
the emergency rooms were last night, because they are it
was a little crazy during full moons. Anyway, we'll welcome
to day. Is Monday, August eleventh. Already look at that
the countdown to the end of summer not even started yet.
We got months to go. Anyway. Good morning, Good morning, Danielle,
Good morning, Hi Gandhi morning, Hi Froggy, good morning, good morning,

(01:08):
uh wayneas d sennight, how you feel you and I
see scary Hello, Scary. Hello. Producer Sam is here, and
I see Snotty be over in Master Control. Good morning, Scotty,
Good morning, And we got a full house. You know it?
So last night, Wow, I think kicking off forty three
dates on the road the Jonas Brothers at MetLife Stadium
here in New Jersey. They had Marshmallow as guests. As

(01:31):
a guest, I think he's gonna be on the road
with him. Actually, and Demi Levado came out on the
stage and performed.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
She did just rock stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
How cool is that? How funny is that? And uh,
Jesse McCartney came out, your favorite Daniel love him? Did
he do Summer Baby? You know what? This song wasn't
a massive song, but it's one of her favorites. And
it's still summer for another three months.

Speaker 9 (01:50):
Yes, Summer Baby, showis Brothers.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
They's still summer. I just looked at my calendar. We
got four and a half months left of summer. I
don't know about Yeah, yeah, we got a long summer
ahead of us. I hope you had a great weekend.
Let's roll into the first caller of the day. Lauren, Hey, Lauren,
good morning. Very important, A very important profession. You're in.
She's a pediatric oncology nurse. Very important stuff you do.

(02:24):
You've been listening to us for years. Started listening when
you were going through your own cancer battle as a
young adult.

Speaker 10 (02:28):
Really, yes, In twenty sixteen, I was diagnosed with linfoma
and me and my mom used to listen to you
guys on our way to my cancer treatments in the morning,
and it just set such a smile on her face,
and it's just like brightened our whole day and just
made those days so much easier. And then as I
continued on, we both listen every day.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Now.

Speaker 10 (02:46):
I just listened at six am and she listens at
eight am, and then we talk about it every night.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
So question, how much did that play in the part
of you becoming a pediatric oncology nurse your own cancer?
It was that a major part of it.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
It really was. It really like springboarded and to go
to nursing school.

Speaker 10 (03:04):
My nurses were so amazing and they were so special
to me that after I finished my treatment, I decided
to go to nursing school.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh wow, wow, look at you and look at you now,
and and there were so many there are so many
people that are on their way to chemo while listening
to us in the morning. We call them the Elvis
Dry Morning Show Chemo Club. And uh, you know we're
in the car with you as you're on your way
into not the most happiest of days, but a very
important day. You put that forward and every time. Yeah,

(03:33):
but you got to get in there and get it done.
That's why you love yourself. Look, you are the first
caller of the week. That's a major, major triumph. Well
you have for a friend, Lauren.

Speaker 11 (03:43):
Oh, it's the full Elvis Duranta pareline thanks to Hackensack Meridian.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Hell, okay, you can't call it that. That makes it
sound like it's a whole closet full of stas two items.
That's a full line. You go to some websites they
only have two Hello.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I have trying.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Well look, well we have two items in the closets,
so it's the whole technically, right. Hey, Lauren, thank you
for what you do, and everyone who's a nurse we
support you and love you, and thanks for listening to
us every moe and now you're married.

Speaker 10 (04:12):
I love you guys.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Really, you're all good, good and healthy? Are you all
good and healthy.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yeah, thank god, thank god.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
All right, stay that way, Lauren, and you have a
great day. Hold on one second. Yeah, you know what,
So she had cancer when she was younger. Now she's
an oncology nurse for kids. I guess we listened to
the radio when we were kids, and now here we
are it doesn't have the same impact and now does it?

Speaker 12 (04:39):
Now?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Wow, what got you into this business?

Speaker 13 (04:41):
Well?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I turned on the radio. Okay, Well, we'll do our
best with what we have to work with. Let's get
into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.
Any guest today, No, well, this is just us here.
Oh thank god, Okay, just us Gandhi. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
All right?

Speaker 14 (04:55):
A union that represents CDC workers say that they want
the federal government to do more to fight misinformation surrounding vaccines.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
They say staffers have endured.

Speaker 14 (05:05):
Months of mistreatment, neglect, and vilification, and worry about the
safety of their scientists. This comes after a gunman blames
the COVID nineteen vaccination for making him depressed and suicidal.
The Atlanta Police chief says he went to the CDC
headquarters Friday and started shooting. A DeKalb County police officer
lost his life and the shooter was later found dead
at the scene. This week is going to be hot

(05:26):
again here in the Northeast will be hit by heat
and high humidity. Boston, New York, Burlington, and Philadelphia could
see high temperatures reach the nineties again by midweek. The
heat index, of course will be even higher with the humidity,
so it's going to feel very toasty out there. And finally,
I don't know if you guys saw this, but this
past weekend was a bit of a mixed bag for
NASCAR driver Connor Zilich. He's nineteen years old, drove his

(05:50):
number eighty eight Chevy to a win at Watkins Glenn
International Race in New York.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
At the track in New York.

Speaker 14 (05:55):
He then went to celebrate by climbing onto the roof
of his car, where he promptly fell off and broke
his color bone.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Victory Lane.

Speaker 14 (06:03):
He later posted he'd been treated and released from a
hospital with ce T Skins on his head giving him
the all clear.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
But it was a little bit embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
And those are your three things you guys ready.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
For you Monday? Yeah? Are you sure you're ready for Monday? Yeah?
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Who chooses to get up at this time.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I know.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Elvister ran in the morning show. Welcome to the Mister
ran in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
He had a great weekend. We're back. Still a beautiful
weather here in the Northeast. I mean it was gorgeous.
What a great weekend to be outside doing your thing.
Did you ever get time?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, some of us went to Scotty beeses uh surprise
birthday party, and we actually surprised him because he thought
the party was at night and it turned out to
be in the afternoon.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
There you go. Were you surprised, big boy? Yes, I
told you guys all knew.

Speaker 14 (06:55):
I knew it to be fair, this person to organize
the whole thing reached out to us like very late.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Really yes, Well that's that's on them.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I don't know, know, I know, I'm just saying we
initially we didn't know.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
We didn't know, but it was.

Speaker 15 (07:09):
It was really really cool. I was excited. There were
a lot of people there that I haven't seen in
a while. A friend, Darren Feffer, came from Jersey.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
That was great. Yeah. He asked me if I wanted
to go. No, it's on Long Island. I'm not going
out long. Wow, there's a heliport right down the road.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
It told me two hours to drive there. Two hours.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Well you should have told me. We could have taken
my helicopter a heliport down the street. I don't have
a helicopter. What are you talking about. You could have
got a blade into a Republic airport or something. Scotty.

Speaker 16 (07:37):
He walked in there with his bathing suit and his
towel rolled up, thinking he was going swimming in his
friend's pool.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
He had no clue, slob and we did surprise you
surprised we're not coming.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 14 (07:50):
I'm like, man, he's going to be very surprised when
he actually doesn't see any of us there except there
were two.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
So that's good.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, okay, we represented good.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Thank you Daniel.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Our friend Darren said, are you going to go to
the party of it? Hell no, that's long ie. Oh anyway,
it sounds like you had a great, great weekend and
it never ends, you know. I still let people telling
me happy birthday. My birthday was Tuesday. It's almost a
week old. It's time to move on people.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Okay, yeah, but take saying your free drink you're like, Okay,
I'll take one more day of her birthday. It's a
cocktail producer. Same who you doing your horse coupes with? Anyone?

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Off the week with Danielle.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
She's pretty fun. All right? There she is Danielle and
producer Sam. Let's go all right.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
It is super hotty Chris Hemsworth's birthday today, Happy birthday also,
Joe Rogan, Viola, Davis Leo. Opportunities are landing, so say
yes before you psych yourself out. You're days an eight Virgo.

Speaker 7 (08:45):
It's time to delegate. You're not a one person show,
and we'll get so much more done with help. Your
day's a nine Lee Brod.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Today requires balance, but you know your energy is gonna
be the best where it counts, So put it where
it counts, not where you want it the most. Your
date is Scorpio.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Your long term goals need to be chipped away at,
so take a bite sized piece out of it this week.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Your day's an.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Eight, all right, Tagittarians. You're hungry for something different. If
you want it, you're gonna have to make a jump.
Your day's a nine Capricorn.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
The spotlight is on. You run with it and do
not shrink your shine. Your days of seven.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Aquarians tie up loose ends. A one quick win will
shift your whole mindset, and your day is an.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Eight oo Pisces. You're seeing through people faster than others.
Trust it, someone is not whom they seem. Your day's
a nine Aries.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Your instincts are strong. Don't second guess gut feelings about
an upcoming occasion. Your day is a five Taurus.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
Cluttered space is a cluttered mind. So clear something out
today and you will feel loads more capable.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Your days of six.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Gemini, the right words will come. Just be genuine and
don't overthink to deliberate. Your day is a six.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
And finally, Cancer, You've got bold energy today, so use
it to make a risky move. You wouldn't normally have
the mindset for your day's seven and those are Monday
morning horoscopes.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Hi, Daniel, your first report of the week. What do
you have coming up? What lies are you making up
for us today? I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Pete Davison says that the SNL fiftieth audience was horrible
and your dog could be the next movie star.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Oh perfect. Back to the audience thing. So the people
that went to the SNL fifty. They were a bad audience,
and it kind.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Of when I tell you the story, it totally makes sense.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
We have to wait.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yes, that's a tease that Nate said. Teas teas right, Nate, Yeah,
thank you?

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah, all right, all right, well we'll find out what
the hell that's all about it. But what else you're
working on? Though? There's got to be something more fun
in there?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Do you see? Oh, we're going to talk about the
Hunting Wives, how you can rent the lake house in there.
Let's see, we're going to talk about oh, of course,
the Jonas brothers. Last night. We're going to talk about
something funny that happened to Billie Eilish's brother. I've got
lots of stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
All right, what else are we doing today? Do we
have a free money phone tap? Is the money back?
There is money, Yes, it is. It's flowing. The cash
is flowing once again. Already got a free money phone tap?
Pull on. Wh It's gonna be a busy day. I'll
tell you what that folks host plenty nice.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah, oh yeah, this time of the day.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
The last time I checked, I'm running the show.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
I refuse elect to summer. And ever, here's the problem though,
a lot of schools are back in session today.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Can't believe. I know, we heard from Alexa in Nashville
listening to us on her Alexa. Wait wait, she's listening
to Alexa. Is her name Alexa? No, she's her name
is not Alexa. She's listening on Alexa. Sorry I screwed
that up. Anyway, we have a listener her first for
his first day teaching ever today.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
And then I've got Paul from Orlando. Today's the first
day of school a fourth grade teacher. Let's say how
to Paul? Hi, Paul, how you doing? You're doing? Okay?

Speaker 13 (11:50):
Good?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Good morning? Hello lady.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
You know, just because school starts doesn't mean summer is over.
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
No, it's still hot down here.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, yeah, you hear me hot for a while. I know,
But I just I hate it when people try to
rush summer. You know, you go to home depot and
they already have the Christmas trees out or what are
you doing? It's kind of weird. So your first day
of school, how's that feel? Going back to school as
a teacher?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
You know, I'm excited to go back to work and
see the kids and all that stuff. But you know,
I am morning summer a bit.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
But it's still here. You just can't enjoy it anymore.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Can't enjoy it anyway.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
That's really so hot outdive. That's so saying that you
said that it's here, still here, you can't enjoy it.
But right out there you look to that window over there,
that's summer out there outside. I know, I know for
you guys, it's like we had a beautiful weekend. We
have more heat on the way here in the northeast,
another heat wave. Covins Is that right? Scary?

Speaker 16 (12:50):
That's correct. Oh, and it's gonna be sunny and hot
in the nineties all.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Week there you go. I don't gay, but okay, summer
is a state of mind. Look, we've been working all summer,
but we've aperient summer. You know, we don't get out
like the teachers. But I don't know how long have
you been have you been teaching fourth grade?

Speaker 3 (13:08):
This is my well, teaching fourth grade my second year,
but this is my fourth year teaching, right are you?

Speaker 17 (13:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I truly enjoy my job, which I know is kind
of aware for a lot of people to say. But
I do enjoy going to work every day.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
And you know we love our teachers. Thank god, you're listening.
Do we have something to send a Paul?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
I have something, send him something that teachers could use.
What do you have you want to Oh God, is
that you can use? Or what is your dress code
at the school? There, Paul?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Polos and dress pants.

Speaker 11 (13:41):
We don't have the Elvis Durant polo yet, but we
we could work on that. Yeah, you could just cut
the you could cut the hoodie into a polo sort
of form.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
You know what, we may uh come up. We may
have to do a dress code here where we wear
polos and dress pants. It's like hell school or at
the home best Buy, they make you wear those blue polos, those.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Catsu Yeah, these fun.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Well, look, we love you. We're gonna send you a
big box of whatever Nate just gave you. What'd you
give him again? We'll send him.

Speaker 11 (14:14):
See when I saw what we're gonna give him, You're like, ah,
that's lame. So I just won't say anything anymore.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Will just be a why don't we stop giving away
lame stuff? And I won't say that. How about that way?
We got no budget.

Speaker 11 (14:25):
If we want to pony up some cash there, Duran,
we'll get some nice stuff.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Whatever happened to the days? Is the radio station paid
for that stuff those days?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Times are tough. Can't we sell them? Like I know,
they've got to buy their own their own supplies. I
got an idea, why don't we sell a sponsorship to
the shirt sell them to like tamp brands or so
we technically did? Did you? Did you not hear what
I just said? I get that.

Speaker 11 (14:52):
Yeah, but we we do have a sponsor for the apparel.
We're just you know, limited as to the apparel that
we have.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I thought we were getting sweatpants. What happened to that?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
When did we say we were getting sweat picks?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Well, somebody on the account told me, I don't have
throw money under the bus that we were maybe getting
sweat pit.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
But you asked the person on the account, we're getting Okay,
all right, okay, you guys go have a seat. Gandhi
is a good idea, Paul.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Do you have an Amazon wish list for your class?

Speaker 13 (15:19):
So?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I do, but I did just kind of clear it
out because we had meets the teachers, so the parents
are gracious enough to be able to help out with
a few things I had.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh wow, Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Well, are you going to start another one? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Start with another one.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
I Oh. So that's the tricky thing because I don't
want to come off as needy. I'm actually in a
really nice place right now where because I taught fourth
last year, I don't really need a lot of new
stuff at the moment.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Well, then you get absolutely nothing.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Happy to talk on the phone with y'all.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Okay, would you have any friends who have wish lists
up and down the hallways or maybe on donors shoes
or anything.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I'm sure my school. My friends at my school do
my roommates to they're all teachers.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
So okay, I tell you what. We're gonna put you
on hold, and you're gonna come up with someone in
your life, one person a teacher, and they're gonna have
that Amazon wish list, or they're gonna be on donors
shoes and we're going to donate. Okay, we're gonna contribute.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Sounds great. I have a friend of mine who just
got into teaching, and I'm sure she can use some
stuff off of her list. Ok.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Perfect, Now just go find out, just do a little
legwork for us, and we're gonna help out because we
love our teachers. And welcome back to school, Paul, thanks
for listening to us every morning. Summer is not over.
It's just on the other side of the window. You
just can't have fun in it.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
It's just not for you anymore.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's really nice, seriously.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
This will say Paul, hold on one second, hold on,
and happy first day of school. A lot of people
are going back to school and scary. It's like, oh,
don't get it. It's only August eleven. Just because New
York schools aren't and doesn't mean the rest of the
world isn't going to school.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Don't we did, don't we get out a lot later
than like Florida schools in New York. So yeah, so
balance is out if you think about it.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
But you know, if you live in New York and
born and raised in New York, you think New York
is the own he plays on her. That the thing. Sorry,
it's not, though there's more to it anyway. All right,
let's get into of the daniel report. Danielle, Yes, what
do you got going on to this?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
So last night at MetLife Stadium. Our boys, the Jonas
Brothers kicked off the Greetings from Your Hometown tour in
celebration of their twenty years. They sang all their hits
and they brought out some really cool people. Jesse McCartney
was there, Dncee you know Marshmallow's on this with them. Also,
Demi Lovado came out on stage, joined them, did a
little duet with Joe Jonas, sang some camp rock stuff.

(17:33):
People went crazy. So it was a lot of fun.
So people are very very excited about this tour and
it was nice to see them kick it off right
in their hometown. So during an interview with The Guardian,
Billie Eilish's brother Phineas was asked to confess a cringe
worthy run in with a celebrity. So he said, while
making small talk with Taylor Swift at her birthday party,

(17:56):
he said thank you for coming. It's her party and
he was invited and he thanked her for coming.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I feel like I've done that before when I don't
know what to say, you know, like something stupid like that,
just you know, makes sense. Selena Gomez was confusing her followers.
She posted a bunch of photos with the misleading caption
about last night's wedding. So right away everybody's like, you
and Benny got married. We didn't know, No, they were
at Little Dickie's wedding because they have been all, you know, friends,

(18:25):
Little Dickie and Bennie Blanco have been friends for a
very long time. Bennie and Selena not married yet, and
we don't know when they're getting married. They've been very
hush hush about that.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
I wish we could be at that wedding. Can you
imagine going to a Little Dickie's wedding? Do you take?
Do you take Little Dickie? Are you a little Dickie take?
You know, I'm Risin Kristen, God, do you take Little Dickie?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh my gosh, can you imagine? So let's talk about Diddy.
Will he be sating he'll be sentence in eight week,
so we know that's definite, but his defense team may
request supervised release rather than prison time. The lead attorney
was talking to TMZ about and says, did he require
substance abuse rehab and extensive therapy for his anger issues?
And they're arguing that prison is not really the place

(19:13):
for him to address all of this, so I guess
we will see what they decide. If you are a
fan of The Hunting Wives, like Elvis, the lake House
is real and rentable. The only thing it's not in
Texas where everybody thinks it is. It's actually at Lake
Norman in North Carolina. The place is called the Azalea Retreat.
It's six bedrooms, five and a half baths, six five

(19:36):
hundred square feet. It sleeps twenty two people. So yeah,
you can have a big party over there, just like
they do on the show.

Speaker 8 (19:43):
Right.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Oh my god, I'm not even going to tell you
what they do in that house. It's not legal. Hey,
we've finished it up. We finished The Hunting Wives this
past weekend and we were like, oh my god. We
were yelling at each other. Did you see that? I
ken it's crazy, but I'm not spoiling it. But I'm
telling you right now, it's totally open for another season.
So let me know when they pop another season, all right.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
And a few weeks ago, it was announced that a
new Airbud is in the work. That's called Airbud Return.
So the search is on for the new dog to
star in this. They're looking for a purebred Golden retriever
only so if you will have that last one and
you think, well, one of them died of cancer and
the most recent one, the most recent one was I
forget what something with SNL. I don't even know, but

(20:26):
the original one's not here anymore. So if you have
a purebred golden retriever, you could submit an application online.
You can google it, and who knows, maybe your dog
could be the next big star.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
I can't watch any movie or show with a dog.
I can't watch because I know there's a chance something
can happen.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I can't makes you say it.

Speaker 13 (20:45):
So.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Pete Davidson, who was on SNL for a long time,
he of course, was at the SNL fiftieth anniversary show
and he was talking to Seth Meyers about this and
he said, you know, the show had the worst audience,
and the reason was because it was full of so
celebrities who only like themselves. And Pete said, hey, I'm
guilty of this as well, But if you think about it,

(21:06):
it wasn't filled with people who are die hard SNL fans.
It was filled with people who were invites and you know,
people who want to be there because it's a cool
place to be, so I could totally see how it
couldn't be your normal audience, you know what I mean.
He also admitted he was sitting next to Meryl Streep
and he said, in typical SNL fashion, He's like, they
don't tell you anything. So I get to my seat

(21:27):
and I'm sitting next to her, and he's like, wait
a minute, there must be it. He thought there was
a mistake in the leading chart because he was sitting
next to Meryl Streep. You would freak out if you
were sitting next to Meryl Streep.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Elvis, Oh my god, I would do anything.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
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(22:00):
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and that's my Danielle report.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Hey, Scotty B is driving his daughter's stuff to college
this week. This week, right, Scotty when are you leaving
as soon as the show's over. I'm driving down. Did
you when we come back, can we talk about that
apparatus you're gonna you're gonna take that scotty be? Did
you go online to come up with the design aspect

(22:24):
of this apparatus?

Speaker 15 (22:25):
Believe it or not, I thought of it all myself,
of course you wow, look at you?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
All right? Well, here's the thing. I mean, he wants
to drive through, doesn't want to stop for pea breaks,
so he's gonna pee while driving. Find out more about
his pea apparatus on the way. And if you did
finish Hunt the Hunting Wives this weekend, I want to
hear from you. Give textas we'll get in touch with you.
I want to hear what you think about the season,

(22:51):
because I mean, this is a show everyone needs to see.
If you can stomach all the stuff that's going on,
it's pretty crazy. Texas at fifty five one or Hall
Diamond at eight hundred and two four two zero, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Elis Ran in the morning show. Elvis ter Ran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
It's so funny how The Hunting Wives is just catching on.
It's rich really a hot show. A lot of people.
I know I've watched it, a lot of people haven't,
so I go, I won't get this show. What's it
all about? I said, well, you got to see it
to understand it. Yeah, I can't quite describe it. I
mean there's a lot of sex, a lot of backstabbing
going on. I mean, it's it's just what you need
in a real life story. I need to believe it's true. Anyways,

(23:38):
A Texas came in. I'm addicted to the Hunting Wives, Elvis.
I finished the seventh episode last night. What a doozy.
I barely slept. I can't wait to finish the series tonight. Elvis.
Thank you for not spoiling it. It's kind of late
to the party, just getting into all the streaming and stuff.
Thank you for all your recommendations, including this one. Love it.

Speaker 8 (23:56):
I know.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Uh Nicole on line eighteen, Nicole, you and your wife
are you really deep into Hunting Wives this season? This weekend?

Speaker 8 (24:04):
Yeah, thank you so much for the recommendation, because I
had flipped past it like every weekend to find something
to watch on Netflix. But I decided to watch it
this weekend after your recommendation. And yeah, it's sausty.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Like you said, how far in are you? How many?
How many episodes?

Speaker 8 (24:24):
I watched the entire thing in one city.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Well, don't talk about what the sheriff's wife did to him.

Speaker 17 (24:29):
Oh oh, I will just say that as we were watching,
we were just getting hotter and hotter and it led
to great sex afterwards.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Oh really, so you're saying that you and your wife
actually got all I don't know, bubbly. Yeah it was.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
It was very spicy, and I loved all the all
the girl on girl action and yeah, yeah, it was
all right.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Well, don't give away too much. Keep in mind, I mean,
if you're not in the girl and girl action, there's
a lot of other thing on the other people and
other people action going on, including the sheriff's wife that
gets I just got to what that was. Anyway, you
gotta watch it. So how do you don't give anything away?
But how did you feel about the ending of the series.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
It was a great cliffhanger, and yeah, I'm looking forward
to the season two hopefully.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
There you go, all right, Nicole, See Nicole, you can
hear it in her voice she really likes the Hunting Wives.
Thanks for listening to us, Nicole, I mean Hannah. Hannah's
the next call. Okay, Hannah is on nine nineteen. I'm
getting one mixed up. Hannah is late for work this
morning because she was up binge watching the uh The
Hunter's Wives last night. How did you like it so far?

Speaker 18 (25:52):
Well, there's the whole thing, so it was amazing.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
I know, you know, you can't you can't turn it off.
You're like, I gotta go another epis so just one
of those guys.

Speaker 18 (26:01):
So yeah, yeah, I heard you guys talking about it
last week and I was like, oh my gosh, and no,
I'm thirty minutes flake to work. Thanks Elvis.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Oh you're walking okay? So okay, how about this one?
Who is The Hunting Wives not for? Who would not
like it?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Uh?

Speaker 18 (26:18):
Proved church goers?

Speaker 4 (26:22):
No, wait, there's some there's something for them in there.
There's church goers in the show.

Speaker 18 (26:26):
Oh true, true?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
All right, now, who in your life could you not
watch it with? Let's put it that way.

Speaker 18 (26:36):
My boyfriend would have hated it. He would have just
not got into it at all. Really really, even with
all that, he wouldn't have been able to set still.
I don't think it would have caught his attention.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Wow, you know Gandhi's Gandhi was saying, she's she's automatically
turned off by any show that has wives in the title.
I don't know, so I'm trying to tell her it's
not like those other ones. What Gandhi, what's your your
fright here?

Speaker 14 (27:00):
I know, I just like the Desperate Housewives, all the
Real Housewives. Like, none of that stuff interests me. So
now when I hear wives, I'm like, m sister wives.
It just all seems boring.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
But what do you think about that, Hannah?

Speaker 18 (27:14):
It's not boring at all, and it's not like one
of those horrible reality TV shows, which is not all horrible.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
There you go, all right, Hannah, listen, thanks for listening.
I appreciate it, and thanks for not spoiling anything. Becure's
a lot of stuff you could spoil, including what the
sheriff's wife did to the sheriff. We'll leave it right there.
Oh my mouth drops, so did his. Anyway, Well, thanks
for listening to us. Ever, great, we can see this.
You got to see it. Take care, Hannah. Yeah, no,

(27:43):
it's it's pretty interesting what she did to him.

Speaker 16 (27:46):
I want to tell you what there's something I would
want for sure, Yes, absolutely, you would love doing this.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh perfect, I'm in yeah. I know there's something for
everyone in The Hunter. I wish they could say I
wish they could sail stuff. But I'm not going to
do it. I'm not going to spoil it at all.
But what were we thinking, Nate? You're saying that when
Nicole called earlier she got all hot and horny watching
the show. Is this a topic? Is something to talk

(28:13):
about things?

Speaker 11 (28:13):
So I think there's definitely shows out there that couples
watch in order for one of them to get turned on. Right,
I feel like there and now I'm not talking porn
or anything like that, but I know like Outlander was one,
Oh my god. Right, you know you talk about revving
up the motor. That is one that if you don't

(28:34):
do it after that, you you got something wrong when
you were.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
That's the one that my mom skipped all the naughty bits.
She watched, just the she watched. She watched the storyline.
Apparently there was a storyline because she loved the show,
and then she was like she just hit her face
for everything else.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Well, there is a lot. There's a lot of sex,
a lot of like getting down and getting funky in
the hunting wives, and I can see how some people
would get all kind of you, Alex get it, get
all turned on watching it together. No, there there wasn't
anything that we would be turned on by. Oh not
even the sheriff's wife and the sheriff thing.

Speaker 11 (29:10):
Oh okay, now you have to say what happened?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
I cannot. I cannot. Maybe during the break I can
tell you if you want to know, but it really
doesn't spoil anything, like can we act it out?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
What do you mean? Oh my god, I just saw
that what happened? Yes, yes, you can't act it scary
You and Nate can act it out.

Speaker 11 (29:31):
Oh no, no, no, I haven't seen what it is.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
We gotta take a break, got break.

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Speaker 1 (30:23):
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Speaker 4 (30:25):
So as soon as the show's over, Scotty b hops
into his vehicle and drives. Where are you driving? Where
are you taking your daughter to a college? Or she's
there anyway, but where's she going? Uf and Gainesville, Florida
and Gamesville? Okay, so you're driving on Florida. You're gonna
stop buying Sea Froggy on the way back? Yes, okay,
he's gonna stay with me for three days on his

(30:46):
way back. Whah, that's so funna. Is he gonna bring
his pep apparatus into the house if he needs probably
cleaning out? You know that's gonna be on the roadside.
I'm in a garbage somewhere. I'm not okay, so let's
talk about this. He actually a photo of his pea apparatus,
so you don't want to make any stops. Here's the thing, though,
if you're to drive all the it to Gainesville, Florida,

(31:07):
you need to make stops and get out and stretch.
So why don't you just use those opportunities to take
a pee.

Speaker 15 (31:12):
I'm absolutely gonna do that, but now that I'm fifty,
I feel like I have to peel a little bit
more often. And I drink a lot of coffee when
I drive, so I don't want to kill twenty minutes here,
twenty minutes there pulling up. Because when I drove up
from Jacksonville with Froggy and his son, I had to
go after like an hour, and so I had a
pee in a gatory. Bodies bladder is the size of
a thimble. Sometimes sometimes I can go four or five hours.

(31:34):
Sometimes I can only go forty five minutes. I'm like,
I don't know why my body does this. WI No,
maybe you do, No, I don't. Does it stain when
you pee?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Does not? I'm good? Okay? Hey, So Scotty brought a
photo of his peepee apparatus. So where'd you come up
with this idea?

Speaker 15 (31:50):
Well, I was in my garage and so I was
supposed to do one of those twenty four hour yur intests,
you know, where you pee in that orange container with
their chemicals in it. And I never did it, and
I was supposed to do it twice, so there were
two of them sitting in my garage.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
I'm like, wait a second, did you ever throw anything away? Seriously? No,
I said, that's a pea container. I'm gonna build something.

Speaker 15 (32:09):
So originally I had asked my friend at the hardware
store to make me like a funnel thing that goes
into a box. So then that never happened. So what
I did was I cut the bottom off of a
minigator rade bottle as the funnel, and it fits right
in the top of that thing. So it actually is
you know, it's like a little container with a funnel.
And I can do it while I'm driving if I
want to. But I'll back up.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Now, how is the funnel affixed to the container. It's
the perfect size for the hole that's on the container,
so it just goes and just pops right in to
pop out. Yeah, I can pop out. Yeah, there's a
screw top.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
So when I've done, you're not gonna go all over them.

Speaker 15 (32:47):
I'll just screw the top on and if it you know,
I don't think i'll use it more than once.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
That's gross.

Speaker 15 (32:51):
I'll do it once and I'll throw it in a
trash and I'll drive on and I have a second
one twice.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
That's it.

Speaker 15 (32:57):
Well, no, I'll pee multiple times, but I'll just these
are like two interim ones, like in the middle between stops.
It's it's got the biohazard sign on it, though, so
I'm nervous to throw it away.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
But wait, hold on, hold on. Okay, you're driving. Let's
say what's the speed limit. Let's say you're driving seventy
five miles an hour. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna average.
All right, So when it's time to pete you do
you have a belt on? Yeah? I have a belt. Okay,
so you have to unbuckle your By the way, it's
seventy five miles per hour. You have to a cruise control.
I guess is that gonna help you a little bit? Yeah? Yeah, okay,

(33:26):
that doesn't scare me at all. So you're gonna you're
gonna push the cruise control. You're cruising at seventy five
miles per hour. You're going to unbuckle your belt. You'll
unbutton the button, and you unzip your pants. I can
just unstand you. You hold on. Now, I'm I'm painting
a picture and so you're just gonna unzip, that's it. Yeah,
the problem is I'm not that no, no, no, no,

(33:47):
yes or no quest You're just gonna unzip, and then
you're gonna reads in there and you're gonna pull your
wanker through the underwear slit. No, I pulled the I
usually pulled the lab down to underneath over the fence,
so you had to under the fence. So you're gonna
put You're gonna pull your underwraight down under your chandelier. Yeah,

(34:10):
all right, okay, so this is quite a visual. Look.

Speaker 15 (34:12):
I'm guessing I'm only gonna need it while I'm in traffic,
you know, when I can't really but.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
You're at seventy five miles per hour, keep that in mind,
you're a huge piece of steel. Slow down, yeing by, okay,
and then you take a pee in this thing. I
don't see I don't see it happening. Does anyone else
want to?

Speaker 5 (34:27):
You have a lot of questions?

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Yeah, gandhi go You're gonna a great question. You can't tell.

Speaker 14 (34:31):
So you're then gonna screw the top back on while
it's full of pea, and you're gonna move it over
to the passenger seat or wherever it was right. Yes,
now you said that this bottle is just a.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Fix to it. It fits perfectly.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yes.

Speaker 14 (34:42):
Is there any chance of it flying off if you
hit like a speed bump, or if you swerve and
just pee goes everywhere, if you hit like a dead deer?

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Oh, I don't want to do that.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
That's down here, go ahead, I just I you're sure
that it can't. You didn't tape it. There's no way,
there's nothing keeping it on.

Speaker 15 (34:57):
Besides, Oh no, it fits right in there perfect It
fits it like clicks in.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
It's perfect size.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Okay. By the way people are asking, the daughter is
not in the car, no, no, no going going alone going,
she's flying down right, Yes, that's correct. Her dad's gonna
drive down with his peete apparatus. Okay, yeah, Danielle, what's
your what's your question for Scott? Is intriguing?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
There's no tape whatsoever? Is because I'm worried about the
tape getting moist, and then that's it.

Speaker 15 (35:21):
No, it doesn't. It doesn't need to be taped. I'm
telling you, it fits right in perfectly. Why do you
just wear a diaper?

Speaker 13 (35:27):
Well?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
See, Gandhi suggested that but I don't want to drive
around sitting and piss it when you're done. Yeah, no,
that's warm girl. No, no, okay, yeah, more questions, yes, Nate.

Speaker 11 (35:38):
Okay, I found a fatal flaw when Scotty sent me
a picture of the whiz rig.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Uh huh oh.

Speaker 11 (35:45):
It is potentially very dangerous. Did you notice the edges.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Of that gatorade bottle? Yeah? You gotta file those down.
You're going to castrate yourself on nine.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I did.

Speaker 19 (35:54):
It was just like put put something on, like tape
around the type or something edge. I have Girlla tape
all this of that.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Okay, I mean you shouldn't be driving down the highway
and telling your gatorade bottle not to use its teeth
watch teeth.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
If this thing is really small, then he probably doesn't
have to worry about the edges. It won't even reach it.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Look.

Speaker 15 (36:14):
I was going to say, I'm not that blessed, but
so there's going to probably be a little bit of dribble.
I'm not gonna get some of my hand. It's an experiment.
It's an experiment.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
There's going to be pe all over that car.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
By the first are correct first speaking of it wasn't
that a race car driver's name. Trickle. Yes, okay, okay,
I'll get back to the question. I just love that
you're prepared. Something tells me you're not going to use
it once. I don't have that feeling.

Speaker 15 (36:44):
I think I will if I'm sitting in traffic and
I really have to pee, I will use it. Although
I'm not an exhibitionist, so I don't want people to
watch me. But if I have to do it, I
have to do it.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
It is what it is. I well, hold on, wait, wait,
what does he do with the urine when he's throw
it out? I put the cap on and I'll throw
the next stop that bio hazard. I don't think you're
allowed to throw p into.

Speaker 15 (37:06):
A trash bit people throw in bottles on the side
of the road. I mean, at least I'm putting it
in a proper container.

Speaker 14 (37:13):
Oh whatever, Now that I see the picture of the rig, yeah,
I have more questions.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
What Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
So when you say you screw.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Off the top the top of what you take the
funnel off and then put it.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah. See that's the thing. I feel like there's gonna
be a little bit of residual in the gatorade bottle.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
There is. There's gonna be p everywhere.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Scott, this is the worst plan.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
You're gonna be all over the place.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Do you this thing?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yes? I look at that. He's he said, us all
a photo of it. It looks Hey, what about our
friend and nurse the comedian, Nurse Matteo. No, nurse John, Yeah,
there's John. No, no, it's not John. Oh, Nurse Ben oh,

(37:55):
Nurse Blake. Yes, yes, didn't he bring one of those?
It was like a condom catheter. It's cath Will you
slip it over your unit?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yes? Isn't that the stadium pal or something like that.

Speaker 11 (38:10):
It's called that was a female catheter. If he had
a you know, magine, then I think it would work.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Do something they do have. They do have a wearable
urinal for men. It's latex material and it comes with
the bag and.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Trap it on.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Yeah, that seems better.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Amazon.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
You gotta pay for that one, Scott.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
You're gonna have bleeding and pee everywhere.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Yes, that thing's gonna eat you up. A first aid kit. God,
the juice is not worth a squeeze for me. I
would just find I will. This really is for it's
for an emergency. Never ever say that ever again, scary.
The jews is not worth the squeeze.

Speaker 15 (38:48):
It's more it's more for an emergency than anything else.
I probably will use it maybe once when I have
to Do's not wear it on.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
The gatorade top. So you're it's just gonna sit there.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
No, I brought the lid with me. I brought the cap.
I got it.

Speaker 11 (39:00):
Idea, nobody just takes a balloon and remember like filling
water balloons as a kid.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
He just fills it up and ties it off and
throws it out the window in another car and just
hope it doesn't burst. Yeah, okay, there's nothing good about
any of these ideas. Gandhi, No, anybody want to come
with Come on, I gotta se No, God, people are
texting in the funniest stuff, he said. This person says,

(39:27):
just use a thirty two ounce gatory bottle, then dump
them outside before you throw the bottles away. This apparatus
is rookie status. No worry, this is advanced.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
No, it's not very crude. You know what, truck drivers
you should turn the truck drivers. You know, Nate, your
dad's a truck driver. Doesn't he have any advice? Did
this but they.

Speaker 11 (39:46):
All over and go to a rest stop like any
normal human being. I will at some point. I'm just
gonna need it in between. Oh god, all right, Well
keep us informed.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
I will. I don't know, I will, all right. So
that's happening with Scotty. Scotty's driving down taking of his
daughter's things down to a Gainesville, Florida and check it out.
You can started her college career. My waffle house coupon
for my birthday. You're so excited, so excited. Your birthday
was a several days Agoah, but it's good to the
twenty fifth. Don't tell him I printed all four of them.

(40:18):
Oh wow, I'm gonna tell them.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
He printed the coupon in color.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Okay, So this is this is if you have to pee?

Speaker 20 (40:26):
What do?

Speaker 15 (40:27):
If you have to you know, dude number two, then
I go to BUCkies because they got great bathrooms. I'm
waiting till South Carolina to do that. I know, I'm
waiting till South Carolina.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, South Carolina, you're gonna wait till.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
I don't know. I haven't thought of that. Your gp
ass is gonna go go all right on South Carolina
or somewhere, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Where you're going to.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
We'll I'll let you know. I'll keep you all right,
all right on my story if you want. I think
we've squeezed all the juice out of this. Look at you, Megan,
all the way down to Florida.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Do we want? Do we have time to get into
the alien probe? You got time? Okay? So there was
a Gandhi actually hit on this story several weeks ago,
I believe, not that long ago, and it came out
again over the weekend in the New York Post the
Are you ready for this? The headline is scientists challenges
world leaders over mystery comet he fears could be an

(41:24):
alien probe. But time is running out. So I saw
this in the New York Post, which I believe everything
they printed the post, you know, so let me just
read the first paragraph and we'll get into this. Mankind
must decide how it's going to deal with contact with
extra terrestrials, and time could be running out. One expert
has warned after he sounded the alarm that an incoming

(41:48):
interstellar object could be an alien probe. All right, you
you read deeper into this, right, Gandhi? Yes, Okay, what
do you, what's your takeaway here?

Speaker 14 (41:57):
So his theory on why it's an alien spacecraft versus
the comment that people think it is is because he
says there's a light source in front of the object,
as though it's looking for things, Versus if it was
a comment or something like that, the light source will
behind it.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
It would be a train headlights.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Yes, okay, So he's.

Speaker 14 (42:12):
Saying we've never seen something like this, and the size
of it is also concerning. Nobody wants to believe him.
They're saying, no, no, this is fine, it'll be fine.
He says, it's going to be here right around Halloween,
early November even, and we're all just being idiots by
sitting here and not paying attention to it.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Well, okay, question, what do you do and what do
you do to prepare for something like this? You don't
know what it's capable of doing it, you know what
I'm saying. I don't know what you can do.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
You have no idea.

Speaker 14 (42:38):
I I'm going to have a bag packed so that
if they need somebody to go with them, I can
volunteers tribute and go with them.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Oh wow, I thought you were going to pack it
back so you could run.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
You're packing it back because you want to be kidnapped
by the alien.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Well would be kidnapped, I would go voluntarily.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah, yeah, But if they're not good, what if it's bad,
it's a bad stuff. It's going to happen.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
You know, I don't. But here's my thought.

Speaker 14 (43:03):
If they get here, First of all, I would never
get in like a Jeff Bezos or an Elon musk Rocket,
none of those. But the aliens, if they have gotten here,
they're so far advanced over us, right, And I would
like to think that if you are an incredibly advanced
civilization when you happen upon these furry, little idiot creatures,
you're not going.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
To kill them.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Maybe you just want to pet to go with you
and explore things.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Oh what if they want to experiment on you and
see why we're so stupid?

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Did you see what happened to Cartman on South Park?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Right now?

Speaker 14 (43:31):
I think they would feel the vibes and it would
be fine. They'd be like, yes, come with us, take
a look around, and then I could come back and
report to you guys what happened.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
It's funny you bring up South Park, because I mean,
they have they have truly seen the future many times
show yep, maybe this cartman thing could be what's going
to happen.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
And Nate said, he's been probed, So how do we
know that that's not going to happen to you unless
you wanted to.

Speaker 14 (43:55):
But he's fine, and he doesn't know that he didn't
have fun because he doesn't remember anything.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Well, you know, if you want to know what that's like,
you watch the Hunting. See what happened to the sheriff.

Speaker 14 (44:06):
Okay, if if an alien spacecraft landed and they d
board and they're looking around and they look friendly, you
guys are all going to run away.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Well I don't know because we don't know what that means.
What do you mean they look friendly? We don't even
know what they They may not even you may not
even see them.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
You know, it may be like barrows.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
I don't what if they just the door opens and
it's just a mist just missed, and you're looking in
the in the capsule, there's no one in there.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
That would gets scary. It would look like a Jersey
shore club.

Speaker 16 (44:37):
He's gone, I ain't going in there because I'm never
coming out.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Oh my gosh, I think you just embrace it, Embrace it.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
So this this thing is expected to arrive around Halloween,
you said early November.

Speaker 14 (44:51):
Yeah, right around there, depending on you know, how fast
it's going and if it decides to stop.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
And I guess the other part of the article that
we have to consider is no one's taking the seriously
at all. And this guy is like, hello, I'm trying
to tell you something.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
I think it could be a fifty to fifty shot.

Speaker 14 (45:08):
I also kind of think even if it is an
alien vehicle of some sort, it's not stopping here because again,
they're so far advanced, they've seen what we're doing on Earth,
and they're like, no, absolutely not that place.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
What if they have a pea apparatus, I can't pull
over to BUCkies. I gotta get to Jupiter. I'm gonna
stop off afty Earth or a quick pee. Oh my god,
buckiest BUCkies. So by the way, they someone's texted and
said there's a new BUCkies in Virginia.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Oh thank god?

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Oh yeah, you ready for that? Scottie? Hello, can you
turn him on?

Speaker 15 (45:44):
He's on, he's up, it's not off ninety five. So
I'm not going to go to that one, all right,
But I want to see. It's huge.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Well, let the alien probe know there's a BUCkies in Virginia.
It's not on ninety five. If they're taking ninety five,
they're gonna have to exit to go over there. Anyway,
it might not. I think you're full of crap too, Gandi.
You're not gonna want to hop on board one of
these things and take a ride.

Speaker 6 (46:05):
It would be serious.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
I would love to take a ride, oh, especially if
it was just a ride.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Hell yeah, you're.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Bringing me back even better.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
You don't even know that, you have no idea.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
I find I'm assuming that they don't look anything like
we think they would look like. They can't speak English.
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
I mean, I think they can.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
If they made it here.

Speaker 14 (46:21):
Their technology and their brains are probably just so superior
to ours.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Got I hope they're not listening to the show. If
let me tell you, if they're going to listen to
a show, this is the one.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
All right, we'll keep us updated. Okay again, The headline
is the scientist is saying, for a fact, in his world, anyway,
this alien probe will be landing here on Earth the
end of October early November.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Yes, all right, we'll find out.

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My mom gave you my number?

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Speaker 4 (56:53):
Hey, welcome back for the weekend. You know, Scotty B
finally got that surprise party he was not expecting. Actually,
you were expecting the surprise party, but not when you
got it. So you got it. I was expecting something
that was really nice surprise. Okay, Yeah, there you go.
You got your surprise. So do you like surprise parties
or not? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (57:11):
I mean if you can surprise me, I like it.
I do like them. But I just feel like I
could never be surprised. See, I knew something was happening,
I just didn't know what.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
So it was.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
You thought it was at night, You thought it was
at a place. You didn't know was that at someone's house?

Speaker 15 (57:22):
But too many weird things started falling into place, like
something's happening now because this person's here and I could
see my kids are there. It's you know, so I
knew something was happening, but I was glad that it
was a surprise like that.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
It was fun. Well, you deserve it all and we
love you. We thank you, Scotty B. Thank you, by
the way, Scotty B. I just opened his card from
my birthday last week. It was the sweetest card of
the year. Thank you for the wonderful things you said.
You know, you know, Gandhi, I know you us Scotty
as a punching bag and stuff like that, but he
really is a nice guy. I try, I try, Gandi,
what's your thought about to surprise parties? What do you think?

Speaker 14 (57:55):
Well, I just wanted to know from him who are
the weak links? Because people kept dropping little hints to you,
which is why you got all.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
I know you guys are doing something. I know you're
doing something.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
Who was it?

Speaker 15 (58:04):
My girlfriend was a pretty weak link because she's not
used to these things, and she's like, it was so overwhelming.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
I slipped a little bit. She's not used to birthday parties.
What she's from Earth?

Speaker 15 (58:13):
I know she's from Earth, but this was a big
event for her and planning it, there were there were
a lot of variables and and she might have slipped
once or twice. And someone else that worked here also
said something to me that kind of.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Clued me in.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
And who was It was.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Jen in sales.

Speaker 15 (58:33):
But but but it's only because I said that, I
knew something was going on. So I think people were
just gave up and they were like, yeah, well this
and that and the other. Well do you ever has
anyone who has remember had done that?

Speaker 4 (58:42):
That really awful move where you you talk as if
someone's already told you, just to see if someone will go,
oh they told you you've done that, don't do that?

Speaker 5 (58:54):
Do that.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
It is pretty slick.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Time.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Like you know, right before my birthday next year, I'm
gonna go, oh god, I can't believe they told me
about the party? Can you believe that? And I'm gonna
wait for you guys to crack anyway, So happy belated
birthdays to Scottie.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
B Uh.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
You know what, there's a big day slipped by last
week and we totally blew it off. Oh yeah, a
big big day on the calendar. You guys missed this.
Tell everyone, tell everyone day. We missed.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
God, it was National and Day.

Speaker 14 (59:29):
It's a day to honor the name and and all
of its various or the name and and all of
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Speaker 4 (59:35):
Yes, National and Day. We didn't celebrate and Day. No
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I mean there's a whole section in the card and
like an n and yes that's what she said. An
there's a whole section. There's a whole section in the
green card section just for Happy and Day. And he
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do we want to celebrate this? Do you have any
music for this?

Speaker 8 (59:59):
Gary?

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
I can get some music for you. Yes, Oh god,
here he comes with his lame game music. You love
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Oh god, I hate this song. It's now time for
National and Day even though it was last week. I mean,
does anyone know? It went by so fast? I don't know.

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Can you believe another and day is coming?

Speaker 13 (01:00:24):
Gone?

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
All right? So how are we celebrating National and Day?

Speaker 14 (01:00:29):
I think we should play a game involving and so
you're gonna hear a bunch of sound clips and all
you have to do is identify the person that is
either named Anne or has Anne somewhere in their name.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Okay, give me an example.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Play play the one scary Wait.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Here we go. Here's someone with name Anne. I really
dig big boobs? All right?

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Who would that be?

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Is that? Elvis? Duran?

Speaker 10 (01:00:59):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
National and Day Okay, so there's an and involved with
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already over. National and Day got to put all the
decorations away. Danielle, I know you have the big blow
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Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I got to take those inflatables down.

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Yeah, exactly, You're and Day maleficent. We got to talk
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your mind today?

Speaker 19 (01:01:39):
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Kate's home. We were all together again and we said
a little prayer for Rocky. And I will say that
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was ending. But I can tell you a week later,

(01:02:00):
thanks to my family and my friends and just time,
things are a little bit better today than they were
a week ago. And so I just hope that next week,
this time it's a little bit better again. And just
coming to grips with the fact that my little guy
has moved on to another a better place, but missing dearly.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Tell you what, you know, it's part of the grieving
is also being able to celebrate, you know, and you're
celebrating what a great a great companion and son Rocky
once to see you, you know what I'm saying. I
think Lisa has a picture of him in every single
room of our house. Now. We have shrines to Rocky everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
And I love it.

Speaker 19 (01:02:37):
It's great. It's great to see pictures of him. And
we got the on Saturday. Open up the mail the
place that we took him. They sent us an ink
print of his nose and of his pawprint and it
was like I just wanted to kiss him once.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
You know that's okay, So I just but it's great.
You know what, Hug your cat, Hug your cats, hug
your dogs. Give him a little tongue kiss. They're the
best thing on our you know. Uh. Someone told me
to give you a message. Our friend Ikil. He was
driving his truck. He said, when you were talking about
Rocky last week, he had to pulled his truck over
because he was crying. A lot of people, a lot

(01:03:13):
of people were very upset for you and for Lisa
and the family and Rocky. That's a little boy, Rocky
forever everybody, yep, live like Rocky. Uh, Danielle, what's on
your mind today?

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Get yourself a partner that knows the little things are
really important and the tiny small thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
So okay, I'll start looking today.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Over the weekend, I was driving to Scottie Bee's surprise
party and Sheldon couldn't come, so it was a two
hour drive at least without you know, possibly more. He
sent me out a coffee that he got for me
at like a Starbucks with a little note that says,
I know you're gonna have a long drive. I just
wanted you to stay awake. I got this for you.
It was so sweet. Then he knew that. I went

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to home depot got my Maleficent animatronic. It's been sitting
in the box I walked in the other day. The
thing was put to other and moving and talking and
all kinds of stuff. It was just so sweet and
it was just a simple thing. And he just took
the time to do these things, and those, to me
are the most important things, the small little things that
make you smile. So thank you, Sheldon, because you have

(01:04:14):
no idea how much you make me smile every day.
And I do still love you all these years later.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
Very well, that's so sweet. Yeah, of course the neighbors
hate him because now you have Maleficent in your friend.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Just you wait, just you wait.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Good, but you're so weird. Hey, Nate, what's up with
you today? Okay? Reebersburg, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 11 (01:04:30):
It's kind of in the middle of nowhere nowhere, but
it is home to the best donut I've ever had
in my life talking about it experts on donuts. This
place is called Mammy's and it's amish run. So I
would say I would like to plug him and get
a free donut. But I don't think they're going to
hear this. It is by far the best donut. They
handmade them, they handfill them. They are so incredibly good.

(01:04:53):
So if you're ever near Rebersburg, Pennsylvania, I give you
their website, but I don't think they have one, and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
It is just incredible. You gotta have cash when you
go there.

Speaker 11 (01:05:02):
I didn't even realize this until I pulled up, and
then I had to dig through my car for money.
And I know Scotty b has an affinity for two
dollars bills. So when I handed this twelve year old
girl at the register to two dollar bills, I think
it was the first time she had ever seen them,
so she didn't exactly know what to do with them.
I had to explain, but regardless, I got my donuts

(01:05:25):
and my dollar change.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
So thank you so much.

Speaker 11 (01:05:28):
You knew your name?

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
How much for those? How much for those donuts at
Mammy's dollar fifty apiece?

Speaker 11 (01:05:32):
And I tell y'all, it was the biggest donut I've
ever it was. It was probably three donuts in one wow.
And so please go go check them out.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
It is awesome place. Okay. Glowing endorsement of course they
don't know you gave it to them, but they they
have nod. You made me want to drive on out there. Hey, producer, Sam,
what's up with you today?

Speaker 7 (01:05:52):
I really wanted to thank the people over at Westville
Music Bowl, which is a concert venue in New Haven,
because I bought these tickets it's months and months ago
to see the Flaming Lips and it was this Friday.
I was so excited about it, and then I realized,
oh crap, I have to take my stomach and my
butt injections at nine pm every night. So I reached
out to the venue and all I told them was,

(01:06:14):
you know what I was dealing with, and is there
like one nicer bathroom my husband and I can sneak in.
They had a security guy, Nate, waiting for us at
the front, and then they introduced us to the you know,
medical team. They came to get us when it was time,
and they brought us to a private little room to
take care of her.

Speaker 6 (01:06:33):
It was so sweet cool.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
They really went the extra mile and it was.

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
Pretty stressful because I work really hard to make sure
I could do them at home. It was my first
time doing them not at home, So thank you. To
that whole team. I really, I really appreciated that. And
then as my husband's injecting me in the butt, I
hear the flaming Lips come on. So William's poor guy's
getting yelled at like from behind.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
I'm like, finish it, we gotta go.

Speaker 7 (01:06:54):
It was so it's an interesting setup.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
So thank you everyone over there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Absolutely and something right. We love that scary what's up
with you?

Speaker 16 (01:07:02):
I love when bars and clubs do reunion parties of yesteryear.
I was at Jenkinson's down at the Beach yesterday in
Point Pleasant and they had this reunion party for a
club that hasn't existed since the nineties.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
So this party brought out.

Speaker 16 (01:07:15):
All these old school people that I hadn't seen in
so long, and I just got to catch up with
people that I never thought i'd ever see again. But
this is all people that got together back in the
nineties and two thousands with the same interest in music
and the same vibe, and it was it was a
really cool after afternoon yesterday. Had a great time. But
I just said, I'm just saying, I love a fan
of the nostalgia. I love waxing nostalgic.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Yeah, I know, you still have the same haircut. Oh thanks,
let's see gandhy. You're the last, but never the least.
What's going on? Okay, I always saved the best for last.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Oh wow, no pressure. Okay.

Speaker 14 (01:07:48):
I wanted to first say, have very happy birthday to
my sister, my favorite person in the world, my thunderbuddy
for life.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
I love you pe.

Speaker 14 (01:07:54):
Her birthday was yesterday, but she's like Diamond and she
celebrates for a month.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
So happy birthday.

Speaker 14 (01:07:59):
But I wanted to thank all of my friends because
this weekend, we decided we were going to go see
Joy the Musical, and I thought the show was at
four o'clock, so we went out to lunch around one thirty.
We're getting ready to head over to the venue. After that,
I look at the tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
The show was not until eight pm.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Oh wow, it's difference.

Speaker 14 (01:08:18):
Yeah, huge difference. I read that. I read the text
messages wrong. It was just very stupid on my part.
I assumed people were gonna be like, no, I'm mada,
I'm going home. Nope, every stuck around. We just hung
out in the city and had a great time.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
It was a beautiful day.

Speaker 14 (01:08:30):
There were so many open air markets happening, there was
more snacks. There were more snacks to be had. We
walked all the way to Central Park. I mean, we
just easily killed four more hours here in the city.
And it was great and I love all of them
and I love this place. So thanks to my friends.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Tell you something if you're gonna, if you have to
waste time, New York City is not a bad place
to be at all. How was the show? How was Joy?

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
It was good.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
I would recommend going and seeing it, and then I'd
go down the.

Speaker 14 (01:08:54):
Rabbit hole of the real Joy because you got an
interesting story.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
And if you're going to see it, see it soon.
I think it closes in a week or so.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Yeah, you better go.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
It's now time to celebrate Anne National and Day was
last week, and shame on us for not noticing that
on the calendar. How do we play again?

Speaker 14 (01:09:12):
We're gonna play a piece of audio and you just
have to guess the celebrity who has Anne somewhere in
their name?

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
Okay, yeah, let's go talk to uh who do I have? Tiffany? Tiffany?

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
Hi, Tiffany.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
We welcome to the Welcome to the week. You have
nice weekend, good weekend in Tulsa.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Oh, I think so.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
But I'm just really excited to talk to you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
I've been listening to you all since I was in
like ninth grade. And my name has Anne in it
kind of, and my mom's name is Ann's.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
On absolutely yeah, Tiffan e see Tiffany see now you
know how to play? You already know how to play?
All right. We have some sound here from people you
probably know pretty well, from different different parts of the
industry and entertainment industry singers. This isn't that they all
have Anne in their names. Are you ready for it
this to begin?

Speaker 18 (01:10:01):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Yes? Okay, here we go national and day number one.

Speaker 16 (01:10:06):
We think the Democrats and Republicans can agree on what
a horrible has been?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
So Sion Aura Sucker, Well he was drunk that night.
Here's that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Wow?

Speaker 14 (01:10:23):
I have.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
I have no idea?

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Wow? Yeah, anyone in the room. No, who Andy Cohen?
He does that New Year's Eve thing every year on
CNN and he gets really wasted. Anyway, Andy, Okay, here's
another and here we go to.

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
Forgive his dear.

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
Fine, So let's have a glass of wine and have
makeup sex.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Do you know who that is?

Speaker 13 (01:10:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
I'm doing a really good job.

Speaker 16 (01:10:55):
No, he guesses, and.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Ferris, all right, here's another. Here's an old n. See
if you can get us.

Speaker 16 (01:11:10):
Way in the dark, that way and all the cars
parked back there, anybody could have put that vile of
poison in David Tanney's car, couldn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
No further question? All right, Oh my god, i'd the
Andy Griffith and oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Okay, okay, here's what I know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
You'll know. You better know this one or else. Here
we go. Here's an n.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Sure, my father was the prince of Genovia.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Uh huh, you're joking.

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
No, no, because if he's really a prince, then I princess.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
She has Anne in her name? What's her name? An?
All right, all right, I'm gonna give you one more.
Let's see if you can get this one. That's I'm
turing unhinged.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
You're like some desperate, howling demon.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
You frightened me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Who's that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
My husband listening? He and said, oh, And I said, no,
I don't know it.

Speaker 13 (01:12:15):
I don't know it either.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Oh no, does anyone in the room know who that was?

Speaker 14 (01:12:19):
If we play it again, do not talk over the beginning.
There's a big hint in the beginning.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Okay, here it is listening closely, hear that she said someone's.

Speaker 6 (01:12:28):
Name, that's Night Turing unhinged.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Who's that?

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
I don't know. I can't hear what she's saying.

Speaker 13 (01:12:37):
Something you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Go mess? She said Gomez and that was Angelica Houston.
Who when? Okay, look you can't you know, you can't
win them all. And look if you don't know these
ans in particular, then you wouldn't know these ands. So
you don't know those ends. It's a new game called

(01:13:00):
and you need to know, and you should get to know.
You got one out of five. What do you have
anything for a friend? Tiffany ran in the morning show
t shirt on that way.

Speaker 13 (01:13:16):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
No, it's a big thing. Not everyone has this shirt.
I don't even have this shirt, but you got it.
Thank you, tiff and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 20 (01:13:27):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
No, thank you. Hold one second. Okay, So she didn't
know those hands. I bet she knew other hands. There's
so many anstitutes from how does one do that?

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
I think she would have gotten the other ants on
the list.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
I see, yeah, I know, but Nate told me to
end the game.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
We're gonna have some more tomorrow. Don't worry. The hands
will get there too.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Maybe we'll have like a part to today, you know
who knows? All right, Well that said, let's just keep
moving into the three Things you need to know? Is
this a Monday? Just someone tell you this summer Monday?
But what does that mean?

Speaker 16 (01:14:02):
Oh it's even less you know, even more dead people
dead for the weekend summer Mondays?

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Are they hit different? Okay? Was give into the three
things from hate to know? Gandhi, Gandhi has an ann
in it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Dandy?

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
Okay? Illinois Governor JB.

Speaker 14 (01:14:22):
Pritzker is praising Texas Democrats who have fled the state
and protest of redistricting efforts this is still ongoing. In
an interview with Meet the Press, the governor said the
action these lawmakers.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
Are taking is protecting Americans.

Speaker 14 (01:14:33):
Lawmakers fled to various blue states, including Illinois. The FBI
has reportedly agreed to help track down these Democrats, as
Governor Greg Abbott and others have now called for their arrest.
New data from the CDC says COVID nineteen is once
again on the rise in the US. A CDC update
posted Friday shows wastewater activity for COVID is at a

(01:14:54):
moderate level, which is nationally up from low last week.
Data showed wastewater levels are the highest in the western
part of the US and showing high levels including Alaska, California, Colorado, Nevada,
and Utah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
But Danielle just had it not too long ago, so
it is everywhere.

Speaker 14 (01:15:11):
And finally, one of the most impressive celestial shows of
the year is reaching its peak this week. If you
like meteors, the Persed meteor shower had its lights, has
had its lights streaking across the sky since last month.
It'll ramp up tomorrow night and early Wednesday morning, so
if you haven't seen them yet, there's a good chance
you will. Sixty or more meteors can shoot by in
just an hour. Light from the moon could cause a

(01:15:33):
little interference this year because we know it's really full
right now. But take a look if you can, especially
if you're in a dark area, you might see something
really cool.

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
Oh, it's the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Your what office the Black Eyed peas?

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Hey, this is Seleni Gomez with Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

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Speaker 15 (01:15:59):
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Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Hey, thanks for listening. You know, I'm not letting summer
go away that easily. As you know. This is a
big tie rate of mind. I'm on every single year
people try to end summer. You know, I'm not mad
if you put up Halloween decorations, Daniel, I have no
problem with that, But don't just don't end my summer.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Okay, that's fine, I can do it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
We can coexist exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
And that's why the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas
I have renamed with the iHeartRadio Summer Music Festival. Yes,
even though it's in September.

Speaker 14 (01:16:42):
Yes, well, yeah, summer technically goes until the twenty first, right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
And in Vegas it's always summer, isn't it. I mean really?

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Okay, And what's the date of the of the show.
It's the twentieth, right, think the weekend of the twentieth.

Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
That is correct, So it's perfect, perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
So the iHeartRadio Summer Music Festival nineteenth and twent sor right,
have you guys, have you actually sat down and looked
at this list again, like looked at it closely? The
list of all the performers. Yeah, this is gonna be
a crazy show. And they're all crazy because you know,
we take all the different genres of music and we
mix them all up, putting them on one stage for

(01:17:17):
two nights in Las Vegas, and it's I mean, let
me pull up the names and did you have a list?
I thought you printed it out?

Speaker 14 (01:17:25):
Okay, it's like Mariah Carey, Dip Wayne Oh god see
you know him by memory?

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
We we know we added oh Ed, Sharon, They're okay,
read read the list. What do you got? I thought
I got it? Yeah, okay, Garrett, you're on. You do it.

Speaker 12 (01:17:46):
You We got Brian Adams, dip Low, Ed Cheron like
we just said, Gorilla, Jelly Roll, John Fogerty, Little Wayne Ello,
Cool j, Mariah, Mariah Carey, Maroon Five, Tate McCrae, The Offspring,
Tim McCraw, and more.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Apparently I'm telling you right now, it's a very varied
list of artists. I love it. This is the only
place you can get a music festival like this, The
iHeart Radio End of Summer Music Festival. Oh no, no,
the Summer Music Festival right see, I'm trying to end
it myself. Presented by Capital One Vegas, Friday, September nineteenth
and twentieth, just in time before the end of summer.

(01:18:22):
Technically on the calendar if you're Capital one card holder,
pre sale is June eleventh, thirteenth. That was already done.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
We already next tune?

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Why is it even done? There? We can take that
off the list. Here, details and tickets right now at
iHeartRadio dot com. Slash Festival. Get your tickets. You can
listen to win them and maybe a trip right here.
It's pretty easy to do. You can go to Elvis
Duran dot com and enter right now as well. Thanks you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
These are the festivals. Will you go in liking Diplo
and you leave liking Brian Adams. That's exactly great, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
They collabed on stage. That would be a weird thing. Yeah,
you can win that trip thanks to Peanut eminem or
Eminem's peanut at elvistran dot com. Go enter it right
now for that trip. All right? Speaking of Ed Sharon,
because this is here's another song off the album we're playing.
Have you have you heard a little more?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Yes, it's so good you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
Want to hear it again? Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:19:14):
Please?

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Ed Sharon the star of our summer music festival. I
was go to there you go a little more. It's
Ed Sharon, one of the mini stars coming to our
end of summer. No, no, I gotta stop saying that.
Stop making summer end. Sell me Elvis, stop it. It's
our summer. iHeart radio Music Festival. Asked for it by name.

(01:19:36):
They still haven't complained that I'm renaming our festival. Have they?
Have they called downstairs yet?

Speaker 11 (01:19:41):
It's a summer Monday. There's nobody here. They'll get back
to you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Summer Monday, summer Fridays, you know, how about summer Wednesday.
I'd like that too.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Beautiful day here, I mean it's scary. May go to
the beach today? Are you going to the beach today? I'm
thinking about it.

Speaker 16 (01:19:57):
I was just there yesterday and it's about an hour
and each direction, and it's it's an investment of time.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
It's a commitment. What are you gonna do? Sit on
the couch and do nothing? I mean, get in your car,
go to the beach, goes back to Point Pleasant. Yeah, Danielle,
what are you doing today? What's your business? Your business moment?

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yeah, I have a bunch of appointments. I think. No,
I'm going to the Yankee game tomorrow, but my family's
supposed to go to as you're supposed to go three
days in a row. We have tickets three days in
a row in this house, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Now, we're going to the mall and then we may
go out to New Hope. I don't know for lunch.
I'd love to just drive away, get out of town.
Maybe hit for a farm stand or two. Uh what
about you, Gandhi? What are you doing today?

Speaker 14 (01:20:34):
I have no idea. The day is wide open and
it's supposed to be kind of nice, a little hot.
It might just be a pool day. We'll see, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
What about you, Nate, what are you doing?

Speaker 19 (01:20:42):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:20:42):
Well, I'm gonna make a take advantage of the beautiful
weather because I was flipping through my Farmer's almanac.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
As you know, I love to do.

Speaker 11 (01:20:49):
Yes, finer is supposed to be very cold and very snowy.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
They say that every year, Yeah they do, but it
didn't last year.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
The farmer's almond is never wrong in New York.

Speaker 14 (01:21:02):
They just reclassified New York City as a subtropical climate.

Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
So cold, we're good.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
Cold and snow filled according to the farm Okay, okay, okay,
all right, we're not going to go up against the
farmers almonnight, Kevin Forbid. Yeah, you know what we're talking about.
How it is this summer Monday, and it's you're noticing
the traffic in the morning on Mondays in the summer,
it's not that heavy. Do people not work? Are we
the only ones that work?

Speaker 16 (01:21:25):
It was crazy on the way in, there was like
no cars. I was like, I had my way with
sixth Avenue. I drove right through it barely.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
I didn't even stop and it was got all the
green lights and there was no cars around me.

Speaker 13 (01:21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Maybe it's a big vacation week.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Is it? People getting their last licks?

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
You know, yeah, starting back up in some place not here,
I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Well, Yeah, Broward County started today. Welcome Batimore.

Speaker 14 (01:21:49):
No, Dane County starts wednesday.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
Yeah, am pairing Jack's everybody's going back today. Yeah, there
you go, and you know and uh, but if you're
from New York like scared. I mean, these guys, they're like,
we don't understand they're going back to school in August.
Does New York school not go back until November?

Speaker 13 (01:22:06):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
It's always after Labor Day for New York City? All right, Well,
there's a whole of the world out there, you know,
beyond the borders. I know it's kind a strange for
you to know that that is true.

Speaker 14 (01:22:15):
So we consider taking summers off ourselves since everyone else
is off.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
What do you mean at least at least Monday?

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
Maybe you know, I mean summers all you just took
two weeks off. What do you know talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
No, I don't know what you're talking about. Please explain
to me what you're talking about.

Speaker 14 (01:22:31):
Schools are out, people are vacationing, teachers are off. I
think if that's the case, you know, we should save
our best work for when everyone comes back.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Yeah, she's right, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
How do you define our best work? What do you
mean by that?

Speaker 14 (01:22:44):
I think we're doing some of our best stuff today.
That games was.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Incredible, That's obviously a summer game, doesn't Europe.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Don't Europeans take off like a month at a time.
Believe we're going on like so don't Why can't we
have a feral ghosta.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
Because we're not in Europe first of all. Secondly, there
are many people working, yeah right now, and they need us,
they need us, they depend on us.

Speaker 6 (01:23:12):
Okay, and we march into battle with.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Them side by side. We're in the jungle, back to back.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
It doesn't seem they're out there in the jungle today.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Well, there's the least seven, all right. Anyway, so there
you go. We have to work. You guys like working,
don't you? Don't you like working?

Speaker 6 (01:23:32):
We'll be kissing too.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Now you're kissing asking that. All right, let's get into
uh the Danielle report. Now, all of a sudden, when
people remember our paycheck comes in, they will show up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
At first we have sound with Garrett on the way
as well. What are you have going on?

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Our best is going out to Amy Schumer today. She
underwent spinal surgery. On Fridays posted a photo of herself
using a walker and it was actually from a surfing
injury that she had back in the day. She said
her L five has been killing her, so she got
it done. She said, for this back surgery, it's a
short recovery. And the picture obviously her and her little
gown from the hospital didn't look like she was wearing

(01:24:12):
a bra. She said, when she's feeling better, she will
buy a bra. So there I go. So last night
at MetLife Stadium, the Jonahs brothers kicked off the Greetings
from Your Hometown tour in celebration of their twenty years.
They sang all their hits and of course so many
people got on that stage with them. Jesse McCartney, Dnce
Marshmallow was there, and Demi Lovado. People were so excited.

(01:24:34):
She did some duets with Joe Jonas. They sang stuff
from Camp Rock. So it was very, very cool. And
tomorrow afternoon, I think the Jonas brothers will be on
the Hot Ones, so they're gonna be eating those hot
wings tomorrow, so that will be interesting to.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
See this or are they the busiest people you've ever
met in your life?

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
They they're so busy, they really do they They're NonStop
all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
I'm lead up to leading up to this week kicking
off their tour. They they were doing things morning, noon,
and night every single day this week.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Yeah, I know, it's crazy. It's crazy. Lady Ga Gay,
you know she will be bringing a lot of action
to Wednesday this season. Dead Dance is the song that
she has been given to the show. Tim Burton also
stepped in as director of the music video, and apparently
the track is expected to drop next month. They shot
the video in Mexico, so I cannot wait to see

(01:25:25):
what that is all about. Kevin Hart and John Cena
are teaming up for Netflix. Is the Leading Man. It's
an action comedy based on the comic book by the
same name. No other information has been given about the
project yet, so if I hear anything, I'll let you know.
Also Final Destination, of course these films do so well,
so of course we're going to get a seventh film
and the same thing. No casting news, is no release schedule,

(01:25:48):
but it's on the way.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Hold on, what did I watch last night? Wasn't it
Final Destination?

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Did she have a new one one could?

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Yeah, good god. I've never seen any of these films.
And Alex maybe watch the beginning. He made me watch
the beginning of this one. And I crap my pants.
I'm like, I cannot watch stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
It's always have you heard this new one?

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Have you seen this new one?

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
No? No, no, no, over the tower in the beginning.

Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
These movies make millions of dollars. This franchise is crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
It scares though. It's scary. It's scary crap. I can't
handle it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
People like scary crap. That's you know a lot of
people do the Hunting Wives. The lake house that is
in there is real and it's rentable. It is not
in Texas, where the show is said, but it's in
Lake Norman, which is in North Carolina. The place is
called the Is it's called the a Zee Oh Azelle,
your retreat, sorry, the azale You retreat would be better

(01:26:45):
if I could read my handwriting. If the Azaleer retreated
six bedrooms, five and a half baths, six five hundred
square feet. It sleeps twenty two people, so you could
really have a party there. You could totally have all
of your friends. You could do things like they do
in the show. Oh right, Elvis, Oh my god, no,
that's illegals. And Selena Goob has confused a bunch of

(01:27:07):
her followers. Over the weekend photoed she posted some photos
with the caption about last night's wedding, so of course
people thought it was her wedding to Benny Blanco, but
it wasn't. She was actually at Little Dicky's wedding because
Little Dickie and Benny have been friends for many years.
We still don't know any details about Benny and Selena's wedding.
They're keeping that hush hush, so we'll let's see what happens.

(01:27:30):
Bachelor Paradise is on tonight. American Ninja Warrior, The Quiz
with Balls w w raw also over on Lifetime.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Hold On, Hold On, Hold on the Quizbin Bulls.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Once I get into it, it just keeps coming all right.
Lifetime gives you a sorority mom's guide to rush, So
if you are just going to college or maybe you've
rushed before, you know this coming up, so you may
want to check that out. It's supposed to be interesting.
And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
And thank you to all the texts coming through. Thank
you us for working during the summer. A lot of
people are working text.

Speaker 14 (01:28:06):
Okay, as long as we're being praised and applauded, I
guess we should stay.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
Yes, please praise and applaud a little more.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
I want to hear something slightly more unhinged in the
Morning Show. Elvis ter Rand's After Party, a podcast we
record daily when the Morning Show is finished. He is
literally pastry. Elvister Rand is after Party. Listen on the
iHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts in

(01:28:34):
the Morning show.

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
Hi, this is lady Gaga and you're listening to my
friend Elvis Durant and the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Well, thank you, Gaga, I'm still her friend. You notice that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
I look at that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Yeah, that's very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
If she's such a close friend, how come I don't
get a call from her? Ever? Gaga never calls me.
A good friend would write.

Speaker 6 (01:28:56):
I don't know me, text or ask her.

Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
I don't know our number. Get you crazy anyway? About
to get into sounds with Garrett? Oh, let's just do it. Garrett.
You got a lot of stuff. Let's let's get right
to it. What are you have going on?

Speaker 12 (01:29:09):
Well, let's jump into Johnstown, Pennsylvania. They won the Little
League Softball World Series first time in nearly fifty years
over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:29:20):
How the checkship is gone? Who with the kids for Pencil.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
Dania, you were twenty twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:29:26):
Five a Little League Summer World Series champions.

Speaker 4 (01:29:31):
That's so cool. Good for them.

Speaker 12 (01:29:32):
Yeah, dad was the coach and it was awesome. And
then the Little League World Series happens in Williamsport this week.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
All right.

Speaker 12 (01:29:40):
So we were talking about summer Mondays and how everybody's
kind of like blah. So this guy is going viral
on Instagram and TikTok for talking about wasting five hours
at work out of his eight hour day and this
is how he spends it.

Speaker 21 (01:29:52):
Number five we have the ALI before lunch. I'm hungry.
All I'm thinking about is I want to get the
hell out of here. Number full. The ALLA directly after
a meeting. Paying attention during the meeting has absolutely cooked me.
Number three the hour after lunch and I'm depressed. All
I can think about now is how badly I want
to have a nap. Number two the first hour of
the day, quick socialized with the colleagues, immediately looking to

(01:30:12):
get a coffee. I might turn my computer on and
see if I got ne urge and emails.

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
Number one the last hour of the day.

Speaker 21 (01:30:17):
I busted my ass all day Now it's time for
me to start wrapping things up and look for the
exit door.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
So he's really working like three hours.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
I know, Like what's he doing?

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
Yeah? What does he do?

Speaker 12 (01:30:26):
He seems like he didn't take this place. Yeah, all right, now,
I watched this documentary over the weekend. So if you
ever got to see Pink in concert, you know she
likes to fly around the arena or stadium wherever she's performing,
but to train to sing while she's flying.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
This is what she would do at home.

Speaker 12 (01:30:43):
She would get in the the ab like a crunch position,
have a friend stand on her stomach, and then sing,
good God.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
A flame so it's bound again and got its gonna die.

Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
You gotta get her.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
Wow. You know I always wondered how she did that,
I mean, flying around in a harness and then still
singing perfectly crazy. I know she wasn't lip syncing. I
asked a good friend of ours who knows her very well,
and she said, no, no, no lip sincing at all. Get
a human to stand on your stomach. Yeah, she's got
some abs going all right. And then finally, let's play

(01:31:28):
a game. So I saw this online.

Speaker 12 (01:31:30):
So this famous singer we all know this person back
in twenty eleven posted this cover on YouTube before they
were really famous, singing Ozzy Osbourne and this is what
it sounded like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Famous singer? Is that Miley No? Not Miley No.

Speaker 12 (01:32:00):
Good guess though, in the same Disney Realm.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
I'll give you that m Levato. Nope.

Speaker 12 (01:32:08):
Arianna answers right there, scary Sabrina Carpenter. Really So that's
Sabrina Carpenter back in twenty eleven singing that cover that
she posted on YouTube, and now it obviously is blowing
up again.

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Wow, Okay, Sabrina Carpenter used to come around all the time.
She used to be a friend.

Speaker 6 (01:32:30):
What up to her text?

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
I thought I had her number, I can't find it.
She stole out on my phone. Let me ask you this.
How could they're nice to us and then all of
a sudden they become stars and then we don't hear
from them anymore. I wonder why.

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
I think Nate did something weird.

Speaker 18 (01:32:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:46):
Here's the thing, though, we'll see what's wrong. We saw
Sabrina backstage at jingle Ball what two years ago? Last year?
She was awesome. She stopped everything and ran over and
hugged and said hi to everyone. Right, she blew up.
She she's just super yeah. Yeah, but you know, back
in those early days, she was always eager to come
on the show. Now, I don't think she knows we exist.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
We should remind her. I don't know how. Let someone
do something.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
She may just be busy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Maybe you know, well I know, but put us on
the list of things that keep you busy. Her new
album comes out, okay, maybe we may get a call.
I'll love her. Sometimes I think in this business, it's
not them, it's their people.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
I think it's almost always their people.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Yeah, I don't think Sabrina would have a problem coming
on with us. I just don't think her people really
know we exist. Because someone calls Sabrina Carpenter's people and
tell them we'd love to have her one be called.
You called. When's the last time you called her people?

Speaker 11 (01:33:45):
We really tried a couple of months ago, and I've
never got responses.

Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
They never showing up.

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Wait, wait, they never responded to you. I was told
the request is in and then I never heard back.

Speaker 16 (01:33:58):
So I think you need to step on tell us
and call bosses, bosses bosses to get in there.

Speaker 14 (01:34:02):
You gotta go to the head, face to face people.
No one's expecting that anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
Well, look, here's another thing I don't I don't want
anyone to feel like they're pressured into coming in here.
I don't want anyone to come in here. If they
don't want to come here, well that well, I'm seriously
if they don't want us, they don't know, why do
we want to. I don't want miserably walking through, miserably
walking through the door and being forced to do an interview.
You know what I'm saying. She may not know she's
been invited, all right. She was always invited in the

(01:34:30):
old days and had no problem showing up. Then, tell
you what. The Jonas Brothers are always here where the
first time they are A love that. Yeah, you know
our hometown boys. We love Jonas Brothers. They they're always
here and they always have a list longer than any
other one in show business. They fit us in. They
want to make us a part of their stops. And

(01:34:52):
I love that. And they're they're they're amazing when they're there.

Speaker 19 (01:34:55):
It's not that you're just coming through just to say
a check a box, say they did it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
Yeah, there you go. Jonah's brother big fans love them.
If you saw them in concert at met Life Stadium
last night, you had surprise performances. Marshmallow was there. No
surprise there because I know he's out with them. But
who else was there?

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
Demmy Levado was there. Jesse McCartney came out on stage,
SWITCHB switch what was out on stage?

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
It was very cool to see him sing. Joe, Jonas
and Demi sing together and they did stuff from Camp Rock,
which is so cool.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Right. I love that. So they continue. I think they
have forty two more dates. So they're very busy. See
Joe's brothers very busy. They always find a way to
come see us. I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Than is Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
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Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:36:06):
I don't know if you saw the photos of Gandhi's
apartment with all the plants. I mean, you have tons
of plants in your apartment and they're all real. Right,
Yes they're beautiful, but you know me, I don't do
well with plants. I kill them as fast as possible.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
Understand a lot of people do.

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
I get it, And so I finally bought this. I
sent you a picture of it. I bought this fake tree.
It's a it's an ornamental cherry blossom, I believe is
what it's called. But it's not real, and I'm loving it.
I mean, finally I have something that's beautiful plant wise.
But I don't have to feed it. I don't have

(01:36:42):
to water it. I don't have to do anything to it.
I think it's what do you do? You vacuum these things?

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
You'll have to dust it. It'll get dusty.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Yeah, there's a couple of spider webs on it already.
So I mean, these things are not cheap, but it's
really nice to have that.

Speaker 14 (01:36:56):
I think plants add to everything. I wish we had
more plants than this udio. I love plants.

Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
They're good for the air, they're good for your soul.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
Well, these are not. These aren't good for the air.
These fake ones, well they're dust traps. But so so
you're not judging me on having a fake my house.

Speaker 6 (01:37:12):
No, not at all.

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
If you're gonna kill the real one, get a fake one.

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
Gandhi, you have one. I was at Ghandi's house the
other day. She has all beautiful real ones, but she
has one fake one. But you can't even tell that
it's fake. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
I just asked you if any fake ones. You said no.

Speaker 14 (01:37:26):
Well, it's like in a corner. You can't see it,
so it's like the one every every other. I have
like one hundred plants in there, ninety nine of them
a real.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
She's got this big, huge one that's like almost taking
up the whole thing. It's so cool.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
That's my money.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
You're in a jungle.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
Well, okay, so I'm gonna start buying more of these things.
There's a company called with the Plant Guy.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
The reason why I brought this up is you were
talking earlier about Instagram purchases. Oh god, yeah, and this
is how I learned about the plant Guy on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (01:37:54):
Instagram got you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:56):
Yeah. I also have some new shoes from Japan coming
in pretty soon.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
And is it really pretty.

Speaker 14 (01:38:02):
Soon or do you think you're gonna get them sometime
like first quarterbacks?

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
Right, I hope it's soon.

Speaker 19 (01:38:09):
What it's like the TikTok shops like that too. You
buy stuff on TikTok and it says, oh, it'll be
delivered between August eleventh and December thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
First it's get there. Okay, great? Thanks? I mean, am
I the only one? Or Danielle Gandhi? I mean, are
you addicted to Instagram person?

Speaker 14 (01:38:27):
Yes, it has learned me so well, and I am
getting all kinds of things now now. They make it
so easy, just it's like two clicks. But the thing
that they get you with is the price of whatever
the item is looks pretty reasonable, and then the shipping
is stupid. It's like half the cost of whatever it
is that you ordered, but then you think the thing
was so cheap. I'm a sucker for any type of
like storage device for your apartment, so like hanger, little hanger,

(01:38:51):
funny hangers, little shelves for the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
I'm just anything that's there, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
And my problem is, like you said, they come like
you know, two months later, and then I open I
don't remember ordering and I open the package, I go,
what the hell is it?

Speaker 17 (01:39:04):
All?

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
Got a present? I need to get a hold of ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Seriously.

Speaker 4 (01:39:11):
I love that well uh, addicted to shopping. Yes, cardboard.
I got cardboard leaving this house every day too.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
I always, Oh my gosh, do you ever think the
neighbors think your nuts? Because I I go outside with
so many recyclables and so much cardboard and I go
They must think, like, what the hell I order in
this house that I do this every day?

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
Your nuts? Your neighbors think your nuts. Also, the the
eight foot Maleficent in your front yard, probably she is.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
In the house. When you first walk in the door,
she greets you, and she's beautiful.

Speaker 19 (01:39:45):
Elvist ever keep a box like you're like, wait a second,
this is not just an ordinary one.

Speaker 4 (01:39:49):
This is a good box I'm keeping.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
You guys, always keep the good box.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Way I don't keep. I don't keep boxes. I get
I got to get rid of them.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
But what if you have to ship something back, or
you have to ship for poshmark or something.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Well I figure it out, and I figure it out.
But I will tell you that. You know, at the house,
we have it's a locker. It's it's a nice wooden
locker for them to put the packages in when they deliver.
The lid of it it's all worn off. They've used
it so much the lid of my my box locker
fell off one to the ground. Oh my gosh, is

(01:40:22):
that bougie having a box locker in front of your house?

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Might be No, I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
No, Froggy says, no, I'm gonna go with Danielle got
a text and said, I just got through the gates
at Magic Kingdom. Look at that, and I needed to
use the bathroom. You know where those bathrooms are, right, Yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. As I'm finishing up, I hear Danielle's voice
and I get so excited. Oh my god, Danielle is

(01:40:46):
here in the bathroom Magic Kingdom with me. Then I
realize someone's listening to your morning show on demand and
I heard daniel talking.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
That's so cool though, we're actually we're on in Magic Kingdom.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
I love in the bathroom, the bathroom. Why not? Gosh,
have you thought about being a foster home for a
dog or a cat?

Speaker 5 (01:41:10):
I think about it all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
Well, so what's stopping you? They really need places to stop?

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
I think I would be a foster fail.

Speaker 14 (01:41:17):
I think I would end up just keeping the dog
and I can't because I traveled too much.

Speaker 5 (01:41:23):
If I didn't travel as much. I think i'd have
a bunch.

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
Were to you and Andrew considering doing like a dog
share or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:30):
Yes, we still are. We just can't agree on the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Okay, you're leaning toward white, he's leaning toward white.

Speaker 14 (01:41:37):
I want like a big, dopey, muttley, goofball type of dog,
like maybe a lemon.

Speaker 5 (01:41:41):
It could have one eye or like missing a leg.
I don't care. I just want like a cefy dog.

Speaker 14 (01:41:45):
Andrew wants like a sassy, purebred, little fuzzy docs in
and I'm like, hmm, I would still love any dog,
but I just, you know, I want something goofy er.

Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
And then you're also talking about buying a like a
weekend country house share with coast of Boy Josh. Yes,
like like way out in the middle of nowhere, like
a cottage out in the middle of the woods.

Speaker 14 (01:42:08):
So maybe like the Adirondacks, somewhere where there are mountains
and it's drivable from here and it looks really pretty.

Speaker 5 (01:42:14):
I think we can do this.

Speaker 14 (01:42:15):
I think it's a really good idea to intertwine your
life with your coworkers.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Could wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:42:22):
I think it's an amazing thing.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
A dog with this guy with that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
It's a lot of connection.

Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
Elvis and I are having a baby. Apparently we're going
to baby.

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
Yeah, you guys should Yeah, but we got to find
a third party to take care of it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Okay, Oh my gosh, I.

Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
Mean I want to see it like like one day
of month.

Speaker 6 (01:42:43):
Okay, I'm I'm culling our child, and.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
Can you guys please re reconsider this. I'm thinking this
is not goods not such a good idea.

Speaker 14 (01:42:52):
I just think genetically it would be gifted. It would
be an amazing child. Like imagine half Elvis and half me.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
What could it might be opposite? It might be the
opposite that would be frightening.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
I don't know. We really shouldn't frank it down. A
kid like that scary.

Speaker 16 (01:43:08):
I've always wondered how that works. If two really smart,
highly intelligent people hook up and have a kid, is
the kid automatically a brainiac?

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
Or just I mean, does it always work that way?

Speaker 14 (01:43:21):
Because I don't think it always works.

Speaker 11 (01:43:23):
We saw the Twins right worked in that movie with
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
Guys, remember this guts a movie.

Speaker 4 (01:43:32):
It's a movie. Thank you, has nothing to do with
what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
And I have friends who have three or four kids,
and one of them is like as smart as you
know this one, and then the other one is like
a normal child. Like there's no like rhyme or reasons,
like what one takes after the dad, one takes after
the mom, you know whatever.

Speaker 14 (01:43:49):
Well, that's if you just do it naturally in the
normal way, right. If we did the whole genetic selection
where we created like a designer baby, we could do
all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
Oh my gosh, please do we could do it?

Speaker 4 (01:43:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
That what do you want to Louis Baton a Gucci? Like,
what baby do you want?

Speaker 6 (01:44:04):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (01:44:05):
I would like a nice Fendy.

Speaker 5 (01:44:07):
I want to see that Fendy once a month. This
is great.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
We have a lot of a's.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
I do have a few friends that do fostering for dogs,
and they they love doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
How can they give the dog back? Like that would
be my problem giving That would.

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Be my problem me too. I would be so attached.
I would be a foster fail, which is actually a
win for the dog. So it's been a week. It's
been a week since h Froggy and Lisa's Rocky left
left their their home, but still in their hearts. We're
talking about this earlier. Now you're only a weekend. Are

(01:44:42):
your friends alreadys starting to talk you into getting another dog?
Like really fast? That it drives me insane, by the way,
but go ahead, how's that working for you? It really
upsets Lisa.

Speaker 19 (01:44:51):
It makes her upset, like when somebody says we'll get
another one, it's like, you can't replace.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
No.

Speaker 19 (01:44:56):
I always say, you're not replacing, your filling a void,
like I have a spot in my life for I
love animals. I love dogs so much, and I want
another dog. I will get one eventually, not right now.
It's a joint decision as long as when there's another
person in your life, you have to wait till they're ready.

Speaker 4 (01:45:11):
So for me, I'm not ready yet. I don't.

Speaker 19 (01:45:13):
I also don't have I understand that another dog is
a commitment, training the dog, giving the dog the attention
that that the dog deserves. I don't have that right now,
So I'm not ready. But yes, so many friends like
our friend Rod Phillips was in town on Friday, and
he's got a wonderful Australian miniature Australian labradoodle. Penny is amazing.

(01:45:37):
He's like I'll get you one. I'll get you in
touch with the breeder. I'm like, no, I'm not ready yet.
I don't want one yet. I will eventually get another dog.
I don't want one right now. It's not I'm not
just going to replace Rocky as if like, okay, I'm plugged,
plug again.

Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
It doesn't work that way. It doesn't work that way.
I have a friend who actually will show up at
your doorset with a new dog. Here's a dog. I
don't want a dog.

Speaker 20 (01:45:56):
I'm see sometimes when you have like small children, or
you have kids, like that's the answer, because you know
they can't handle it, and it's like you know they
want a dog right away, so you try to get
their mind off of it and you bring another loving little.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Pet into the into the fold. But it doesn't work
with everything.

Speaker 4 (01:46:13):
You know.

Speaker 19 (01:46:14):
Look at my home screen right now, it rotates. You're
not getting another one yet.

Speaker 4 (01:46:24):
It's like double dog dare you my god? So much
music out? What do you want to play? Do you
want the Tanase song with disco lines? Oh that's so
good with no broke boys boys? Uh kind of nice.
Let's do it so scary you intro it, Go be
mister dj Let's do it, disco lines, no broke boys.

(01:46:55):
There you go, No broke boys, disco lines. Tanase sounds
like a video game.

Speaker 6 (01:46:59):
It does lovely up right there?

Speaker 4 (01:47:02):
There you go? Bid of the three things we needed?
Or Gandhi? What's going on all right?

Speaker 14 (01:47:07):
The union that represents CDC workers is asking the federal
government to do more to fight in misinformation surrounding vaccines
after that deadly shooting. They say staffers have endured months
of mistreatment, neglect, and vilification, and they worry about scientist's safety.
The expression of concern comes after a gunman who blames
the COVID nineteen vaccination for making him depressed and suicidal,

(01:47:28):
entered CDC headquarters on Friday and opened fire. One police
officer was killed and the shooter was later found dead
at the scene.

Speaker 5 (01:47:35):
I don't know if you guys have noticed.

Speaker 14 (01:47:36):
This, but line disease has been on the rise in
New Jersey since the start of the pandemic, and this
time of the year it's peak tick season, so be careful.
New Jersey Department of Health data shows there's been more
than four thousand cases of the tick born disease this year,
which is far more than the one thousand and more
of I'm sorry than one thousand in all of twenty twenty,

(01:47:57):
so it has really gone up.

Speaker 6 (01:47:59):
State data shows.

Speaker 14 (01:47:59):
There are more tick related emergency room visits as well.
The largest numbers of lime disease cases have been reported
in Hunterdon, Morris, Sussex, Monmouth and Ocean Counties.

Speaker 4 (01:48:09):
That's where I live.

Speaker 14 (01:48:10):
Be careful if you're out there, just have someone check
you for ticks all the time. Isn't Alex like very
concerned about ticks and always checking out, very.

Speaker 4 (01:48:18):
Very He's so paranoid about ticks he should be. He
found a tick on my side the other but not
too long ago, last summer. I think it's last summer,
summer ago, two summers ago, and he freaked out. I
thought he was going to like, he's gonna have me euthanized.
What are you doing? Wi's a tick. We're gonna be okay.

Speaker 14 (01:48:36):
And finally, thousands of dollars worth of La Booboo toys
have been stolen from a store in California. Dozens of
boxes of those viral dolls were taken from a store
on La Puente, with the owner saying the thieves got
away with about seven thousand bucks worth of items.

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
Were they were real?

Speaker 5 (01:48:52):
They were real?

Speaker 6 (01:48:53):
Yes.

Speaker 14 (01:48:53):
Deputies told ABC News that the suspects remain at large.
They've recovered a stolen white Toyota Tacoma used in the crime.
If you didn't know, La Boo Boo's debuted in China
in twenty fifteen, but they've recently become incredibly popular, with
the doll retailing around thirty dollars if you can get
it at thirty dollars, but a lot of them have
been reselling in the hundreds and thousands of dollars, So

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somebody's gonna be making a lot of money off of those.

Speaker 5 (01:49:16):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 4 (01:49:18):
And I love that they're all connected to Satan in
some way.

Speaker 5 (01:49:20):
Yes, they're a representative.

Speaker 4 (01:49:22):
Huh where that ruber gets started? Do we know?

Speaker 14 (01:49:26):
There's this old depiction of like a version of Satan
that sort of looks like one of the Laboo boos,
or like looks like a labooboos. Everyone's saying, oh, I
see what you're doing here. You're bringing the devil back.

Speaker 4 (01:49:37):
All right, So the Laboo Boo you gave me is
a clean.

Speaker 6 (01:49:41):
You know, who's to say?

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
You'll find out soon enough?

Speaker 4 (01:49:43):
Okay, thank you guy.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
It's whack a doodle time. It is whack a doodle time,
hard Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody,