FULL SHOW: The Day We Took Cheaters to Court

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh my god, I love you so much.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
You guys are also you every single morning, lady.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Lady, I love all of you.

Speaker 5 (00:09):
Wow, this is amazing.

Speaker 6 (00:10):
I'm talking held with you.

Speaker 7 (00:12):
Oh sorry, Elvis Dan in the Morning show.

Speaker 8 (00:17):
Just an interesting text, come over? This is uh the
person to text it over all? The Can you use
your name or do you want to not to say
your name?

Speaker 9 (00:26):
You know I'm a list you can say my name.

Speaker 8 (00:27):
It's okay, Melissa.

Speaker 10 (00:29):
There you said it, all right, Melissa, thank you for listening.
By the way I can tell by your laugh you're
a lot of fun.

Speaker 11 (00:36):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 9 (00:36):
I listen to you guys every morning. You guys make
my day.

Speaker 8 (00:39):
Thank you, and you make our day. Thank god. Someone
listens to this anyway.

Speaker 10 (00:42):
So Melissa's question was, what's the etiquette on exposing a
cheater if you don't personally know him or his girlfriend,
but you met him on a dating app?

Speaker 8 (00:53):
All right, So you met this guy on a dating app.
I'm assuming this is what you're saying, and you found
out that he is with someone and he's obviously cheating
on them by you know, talking to you and others
possibly on the dating app.

Speaker 9 (01:05):
Right, yes, and it's weird. How I actually found out
he was cheating.

Speaker 8 (01:10):
I guess, okay, can you tell us?

Speaker 9 (01:13):
Yeah, oh totally, I'll steal everything. So basically, oh, I
don't care. So on Facebook, you know, if you scroll through,
you see your suggested friends, and now the rumor has
it that you know your suggest your friends are people
who have like stalked you, out looked at your profile
and he came up because everything matched his main match
where he works, and everything was on there. And then
I says in a relationship with so and so, I'm like, oh, okay, interesting,

(01:38):
I called him out on it last night. But now
do I involve her and be like, hey, your guy sucks?

Speaker 8 (01:45):
Mm? No, Well okay, okay, okay. Yeah, it's easy to
say no and just leave it at that, but we
have time to fill. Okay, so listen, let's explain ourselves. Yea,
So Gandhi says, no, you shouldn't get.

Speaker 12 (01:57):
Involved with I say no because if you don't know him,
you didn't go on a date with him, you're kind
of maybe just being a little bit of a busybody,
and you don't know what their relationship is.

Speaker 13 (02:05):
Like, what if they have an open relationship?

Speaker 12 (02:07):
What if he hasn't updated his status, like, there are
so many reasons not to involve yourself in that, it's
just added drama.

Speaker 8 (02:13):
I would say, no, what do you think of that?

Speaker 9 (02:17):
I get that, But in the same aspect, my sister
went through this and she was being reached out to
by girls that were talking to her boyfriend on the dating.

Speaker 8 (02:26):
App and she appreciated it absolutely. All right, Well, let
me turn to Danielle, because I know, if I know
Danielle well enough, you're on the fence on this fuse.
Typically you're the one who likes to blow it all up.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm only on the fence about it because I don't know,
because you don't know either of them. But I don't
think women look out for women enough a lot of times,
and I feel like you're looking out far. And if
your sister has gone through this and you're speaking from
past experience and your sister appreciated it, then I think
this woman might appreciate it as well.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
To find out interesting, so you have two different, two
different sides.

Speaker 9 (03:03):
Yeah, that's where I'm leading that you would appreciate Well, let.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Me tell you if it was me, I'd appreciate it.
I'd want to know that the guy was a jackass.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
Okay, here's here's my two cents worth, and not that
you asked, but let me let me go in there.

Speaker 9 (03:17):
By the way, I.

Speaker 10 (03:19):
Think both Gandhi and Danielle both make sense. But then
there's somewhere in between. Here's what's kind of weird for me.
If you don't know them, you don't know them, you're
not quite one hundred percent sure who they are, what
they're going through in life. And so if you're going
to start exposing people for cheating on a dating app,

(03:41):
I would tiptoe very carefully because there may be something.

Speaker 8 (03:45):
Going on you don't know, you know, and it could
end up causing more problems. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm just saying he saying, has he confirmed, like to
you when you called him out on it, that yes
he has a girlfriend?

Speaker 9 (03:56):
He didn't. He vaguely was like, oh, you know, it's
hard to explain, and I don't know how to explain
to you. I'm like, well, you better find a way. O. Wow,
It's like, yes, no question. Are you dating somebody? Yes
or no?

Speaker 8 (04:09):
By the way, I do love the interaction you're having
with him. That's I think that's fine. I don't know
about you guys. I think that's great because you you've
actually started a dialogue with him. That's making him go,
oh my god. If there's hanky panky going on, He's like,
oh my god, I've been found out.

Speaker 10 (04:25):
I better either stop this, should be careful, or maybe yeah,
what he's saying is true, there's more to the story.

Speaker 8 (04:31):
I don't know. I would be very careful, though, you.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Know, I investigate a little bit more def you would
be like my bfs.

Speaker 8 (04:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
I don't for the.

Speaker 10 (04:46):
FBI, baby, you look, it's it's I think it's totally
natural to be curious. I get that, but you know,
sometimes you don't always know. It's I think it's like
shooting in the dark. You don't know what your bullet's
going to be.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
Sometimes. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (04:58):
But if you're naturally curious, I understand. What if you
just walked away. What if you just said, all right,
obviously there's smoke here, maybe there's fire, Maybe I should
just walk away, and then you just left it at
that and moved on.

Speaker 9 (05:16):
There's not enough girl thinking up for other girls.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
You know, who am I just you know, I can't
man explain that one, you know, I don't. I can't.
I cannot speak for you.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
If I found out that Gandhi's boyfriend was cheating on her,
which he's not, think I would definitely I would. I
would want her to know because I would, you know. Yeah, yeah,
So if it's a stranger, I see, I would do
more investigator.

Speaker 13 (05:37):
I don't want a stranger to get cheated on.

Speaker 12 (05:38):
I just for my own personal life, don't like to
involve myself and stuff that is not worth being involved in,
and it's just going to open a bunch of doors
for drama from people that you don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Give me his.

Speaker 8 (05:48):
Name, I'll okay, okay.

Speaker 10 (05:52):
So another way to look at stuff like this is
put yourself in their position. If I heard from a
total stranger saying, hey, you're a husband, I saw something
that you need to know about, and I don't know
who you are, I wouldn't ignore it. No, I would
look into it. But at the same time, yeah, I

(06:12):
don't know. It feels weird. I don't know them, I don't,
I don't. I wouldn't believe them. First of all, what's
that Gandhi?

Speaker 12 (06:17):
But like, I think that this kind of stuff and
obviously these people are probably not celebrities. But what you
just said I think happens to celebrities all the time.
I think people see things and want to meddle and
involve themselves and say I saw so and so doing this.

Speaker 13 (06:28):
They might not have seen it.

Speaker 12 (06:29):
If you don't know those people, it doesn't have any
credibility or validity to it.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I told you that's what happened with Jessica Simpson and
Nick Lache. They weren't having problems until we started saying
they were having problems, like, well, I have a friend
who knew them very well and said that. Then they
kind of re evaluated stuff and said, so are we right, and.

Speaker 13 (06:51):
Then just planting a seed of doubt and you don't know.

Speaker 8 (06:53):
Yeah, hey, Melissa, thank you. This has been a lot
of fun to talk about.

Speaker 10 (06:56):
And look, you're gonna make it and you're definitely gonna
make up your own decison and how you're going to
handle this.

Speaker 8 (07:01):
But she's telling yeah, you can go for it. At
the very end of it. Thank you for listening to us.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (07:07):
Who you guys are a meeting. I love you all
so much.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Oh pardon me, thank you. Sorry. I just burped into
thank you at the same time. What's up, Froggy?

Speaker 14 (07:15):
You know, if you remember, there was a time I
was at the airport and there was a man and
a woman having a conversation over whether he had cheated
on her or not. And I listened to both and
I wanted to intervene because he was so wrong and
she was so right. But I decided to mind my
own business. One is much larger than I was, and two,
I just thought that it was better I keep my
opinion to myself, because sometimes you're better off just to

(07:36):
move on and not say anything and let somebody else
deal with it.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
You should see some of these texts coming through because
people are just assuming things.

Speaker 10 (07:44):
Maybe the girlfriend is dead or being abused. Is difficult
to come out and say it. We don't know there's
abuse here, no right. But you know what, I will
give you ten points for being creative. You should be
like a story writer.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
You know, we don't know. That's my point. You don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm hoping now that she said go ahead, explain yourself.
He'll explain himself to her.

Speaker 13 (08:07):
He won'ts you about to get blocked and.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
You never know.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
Then here's ladies need to stick together. That was you
I was in this scenario years ago. Call him out.

Speaker 12 (08:18):
But go ahead, if you have the facts, stick together.
If you don't know, don't start. No, won't be noon.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
Yeah, I have to agree with you on that.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Well, that's why she needs to find the facts.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
Help her. I'm gonna help help help her. Hello, Amanda, Ihi, Amanda.
We're doing very well. So your thought is, don't tell her.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
Mind your own business, and because you have firsthand knowledge
of how it could come back and sting you.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
Right.

Speaker 15 (08:45):
Yeah. Absolutely. One of my girlfriends the dating guy, and
one night you show me pictures of him, and she
met him on an app and I looked at him
and I was stunned because it was my other good
friend's husband.

Speaker 16 (08:56):
So I asked my good.

Speaker 15 (08:58):
Friend to meet me for and I had the screenshots
of his dating profile. He had created like a whole
new identity, a whole new name, And so I told her,
and ultimately she opted to keep her husband and dump me.
I was just a messenger.

Speaker 8 (09:14):
Yeah, we hear that all the time. But look the
difference in your story, Amanda and Melissa's story is you
know her and you know that guy. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 15 (09:23):
So I know I was trying to be a good
girlfriend and stick with my girl, you know, and let
her know the truth.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I think she might have been embarrassed and like she
doesn't want to keep you as a friend because she's
embarrassed that she's still with the guy.

Speaker 17 (09:35):
You know.

Speaker 10 (09:35):
I guess one way of looking at it is, even
though you were trying to help her and she ended
up dumping you and staying with the guy who you exposed,
I guess you can you can look at that.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
I took one for the team. You know, at least
she knows now, and hopefully she she's living her life
in a way that's better for her, and when.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
He scores her over again, she won't go right back.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
Yeah. Thanks, Amanda, that's a very good point. I appreciate it. Yeah,
this is hitting home with a lot of people. Hi, Karen, Hi,
So you'd think she should tell this strange girl that
her boyfriend's out there online cheating on.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Her one hundred percent talk about it?

Speaker 8 (10:15):
How come?

Speaker 9 (10:17):
Well?

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Okay, so to Gandhi's point about you don't know if
they're in an open relationship or you know, maybe they're
taking a break something like that, but you know, if
that's the case, then it's like you reach out to her,
no harm, no foul. Hey, it's okay. We talked about it,
all right, whatever, But you know, this poor girl may
have no idea, and I just think, you know, we
need to stick together, we need to look out for

(10:38):
each other. And you know, it's almost even better that
you don't know her, because you know, then if she's
excuse me, if she's mad at you, then it's like, okay,
well whatever, you're not in my life anyway, Like, go
ahead and be mad at me.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
I'll block you.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
But hey, I tried to help you.

Speaker 10 (10:53):
It's kind of interesting about this, Karen. As we've been
talking about this for what fifteen min minutes whatever, we've
all naturally come to conclusions in our heads, making us
think we know the entire scenario.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
At the end of the day, we don't. We don't.
It's it's yeah, people.

Speaker 12 (11:09):
Use other people's profile pictures and names also all the
time on dating apps. You don't even know that that's
the guy, and then you're starting a problem with somebody
who might be getting taken advantage of or having their
identity use. I just don't think you should do it
if you don't know them.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I still say do more research.

Speaker 13 (11:25):
I'm all about the research. Danielle.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
Listen, Karen, thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 18 (11:28):
I hope you have a beautiful say something to Danielle
really quick.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yes, Danielle, I.

Speaker 19 (11:34):
Adore you so much.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Karen.

Speaker 18 (11:37):
I'm gonna like cheer up. I'm a mom of young
kids and you're just like you're such an inspiration to me.
I look up to you so much and just cheering
your laugh and you, guys, you're backing for us every day.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
That is so great.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Oh my god, Karen.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
So even though she's meddling.

Speaker 13 (12:03):
Well the same wave.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Spread spreads negative rumors about celebrities, she is. We still
we together, daniel We love our jail.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I love you car.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
She ruins Secret Santa every year.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
You just made my entire week.

Speaker 8 (12:16):
So thank you very much. That's very sweet what you said.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
You see, by the way, Secret Santa, you never gave me,
Froggy and I another chance. So you took that away
from us and never gave us another chance.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
So now I'm the enemy. Yes now, because all.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
You need, you guys have been asking for it again,
and he keeps put poolling.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
I'm gonna tell you something when a listener calls and
says what she just says about anyone on our show
this time.

Speaker 10 (12:43):
Danielle, Wow, that's really that was amazing. You come into
work every day, you cry in the shower because it's
in the middle of the night.

Speaker 8 (12:49):
We have to wake up. Yep, you know what I'm saying.
You come in here, you know we're half asleep. We're like,
why do we do this? That's why that phone call
is a reason when.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
You who chooses to get up at this time?

Speaker 7 (13:01):
I know morning Elvis sterran in the Morning show. Elvis
terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
So maybe you're driving in early today or this is
the time you drive it every day. Look down, how
much gas do you have in your gas tank?

Speaker 20 (13:21):
You know it's scary.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
Brought this off earlier where he has this car that
doesn't flash and sirens don't go off.

Speaker 10 (13:26):
Yeah, you just have to keep an eye on the
on the meter or the gas meter whatever it is called.
Whatever the gasometer, what do you call it? The gauge,
the gauge.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
The game anyway, why is it we wait until the
very last minute some of us, I know, Froggy is
the worst. It's just wait until the last minute where
you're actually sweating and you have cramps. You're cramping knowing
that you're about to run out of gas. You're on fumes.
Why do we do that to ourselves?

Speaker 13 (13:53):
I like living on the edge.

Speaker 8 (13:56):
Bungee cord jumping is one thing, but low gas tank.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
My husband did it once where I had gotten my
four wisdom teeth pulled, and he runs out of gas
as we're coming home from the procedure. Right, he says
to me, you got a choice. You can sit in
the car and wait for me to go get the gas,
or we can walk home.

Speaker 8 (14:16):
And I walked home.

Speaker 13 (14:17):
Yeah, And after that.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
He's still other days. Forget with fumes.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
We just take our chances, and then you know, before
you know it, you're below e. And then you know
a lot of cars like my car says you have
so many miles left until it runs out. I don't
trust that thing. No what that think's wrong? I'll tell
you ready.

Speaker 14 (14:35):
The other day in my car says you have twenty
two miles before you run out of gas. I knew
I had to drive twenty five miles. I made it
where I was going, and then another three four miles
down the road before I got gas.

Speaker 8 (14:45):
That thing's full of crap.

Speaker 13 (14:46):
Yes, trying to protect you.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
You don't need to be waiting that long. I My
question is this, why do you want to keep putting
yourself in this life where you're just living on the
edge and you're just you're putting yourself into this, into
this frantic state for no reason? Go go stop and
get gas, lazy ass.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
But sometimes the gas stations, like on the other side
of town, Go get gas anymore?

Speaker 8 (15:10):
And why do people turn the radio down on their cars?
Low on gas? Okay, okay, back in the old days,
if you turn the air conditioning on, it used some
of your fuel.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh wait a minute, that's not the case anymore.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
No, I don't think that's the case anymore. No, no, don't.
I don't think it is. I really okay, maybe it is, Brody.

Speaker 10 (15:27):
Of course, I forget he's an auto expert, But I
don't think I was told by someone who said, no,
you can run the AC all you want. But in
the old days, they said you got to turn everything
off otherwise you're going to use your gas faster.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
Do a google on that. Goat Brody, Let's make sure
we know what we're talking about. Anyway, So now people
turn the radio down to save gas. No, it doesn't.
Oh like like me, you know, do you ever do
this when I think we've talked about this.

Speaker 10 (15:49):
When you're driving and you think you need to focus
a little more, you turn the radio off.

Speaker 13 (15:54):
Yeah, like looking for a street sign, I turn it down.

Speaker 8 (15:56):
Yeah, yeah, because I don't. I'm gonna miss my street
if I don't turn off the Elvis drain morning shows?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Have you ever done what we've done? If I've been
sitting in traffic and I know I'm low on gas,
I turned the car off and they'll turn it back
on when we're ready to move. Then I turned the
car off.

Speaker 13 (16:09):
I think that's worse for it, isn't it.

Speaker 21 (16:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (16:11):
No, No, the car's actually my car does that?

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Oh it does.

Speaker 10 (16:14):
I turn that thing when you stop it stoplights, it
turns off the engine. I'm like, and I wanted to
call the dealer when I first got the car. I'm like, dude,
this thing is stalling.

Speaker 8 (16:23):
No, that's anyway. No, So why do you want to
put yourself under this this veil of aggravation?

Speaker 13 (16:29):
To test the limits?

Speaker 8 (16:29):
Get what's the what's the what does it say?

Speaker 7 (16:31):
Bro?

Speaker 8 (16:31):
To tell me in the microphone.

Speaker 22 (16:32):
What it says, because it drops your average gas mileage,
but three miles per gallon if you use your AC.

Speaker 8 (16:37):
Really, man, my car is different. I drive a spaceship.
It doesn't do that.

Speaker 13 (16:42):
Also with my car, I feel like I know that
that car. I know what was going on with it.

Speaker 12 (16:45):
I could tell when it was in a bad mood
or when it was going to run out of gas
until it actually ran out of gas and I was
an idiot.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
The other method is that you have to warm your
car up when you get in it. I was told also,
you don't, Oh, I never, because we have we have
new electronics in the car. You just turn it on
and it's on, right.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
No?

Speaker 13 (17:02):
No, that's what I'm with you. That's what I did.
I don't know if I was being bad.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
Brody looked that up. Brody prove us all wrong today
going to Google.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
I got in the car the other day, I turned
it on, I put in reverse, and someone went, what
you gotta let you gotta let your baby warm up?

Speaker 6 (17:18):
What?

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Really, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
I mean it's nice to let it warm up in
the winter so that he's just not freezing.

Speaker 10 (17:23):
Car, but they say you got to get your fluids running. Danielle,
do you are your fluids running?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Always?

Speaker 23 (17:30):
Rody?

Speaker 22 (17:32):
It says. Experts say new cars should warm up for
thirty seconds and then start driving, because your car warms
up faster while you're driving.

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Exactly thirty seconds. In the old days, you have to
start your car like a day before.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Grandpa Hey.

Speaker 24 (17:45):
Producer Sam Howe, Right, I have anxiety from this discussion,
but other than that, I'm great.

Speaker 8 (17:48):
Okay, So you don't have to let your car warm up,
but you shouldn't turn your ac on them. If you're
out of gas.

Speaker 25 (17:52):
Fill up your gas tank.

Speaker 8 (17:53):
People, put some gas in that money.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
Garret, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 26 (18:02):
Karen wants to play a phone tap on her guy, Kevin. Now,
the couple have been on the fenceive veal having a
pool put in their yard over the past few years.
Karen for it, Kevin against the idea. So what do
I do? I call up Kevin as a guy digging
a hole in his backyard.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
Well, that's that's not good. Let's see what happens.

Speaker 20 (18:19):
Oh, hi, is this Kevin.

Speaker 27 (18:21):
Yes it is.

Speaker 8 (18:22):
How can I help you?

Speaker 20 (18:23):
Yeah, I'm the pool guy. I was.

Speaker 28 (18:25):
I was hired the other day to come over and
start digging for an ing ground pool for a backyard.

Speaker 20 (18:30):
And I'm guessing at your backyard. No, no, no, no, yes, yes.

Speaker 27 (18:36):
That's no.

Speaker 29 (18:37):
You've always get the wrong information.

Speaker 8 (18:39):
No. Maybe she was inquiring about it, but no, there's no,
there's no digging.

Speaker 28 (18:43):
No she said, she said, brand new house. She wanted
to start off get an inground pool going. It's nice.

Speaker 20 (18:47):
I got the back home in the backyard ready to go.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
And my guys okay, no, don't take it out of
the backyard. Don't don't do any digging, all right.

Speaker 20 (18:53):
You want me to stop?

Speaker 28 (18:55):
Yeah, well, sir, I don't know if you know that
we've been we've been working now for almost an hour
and a half, so we've no.

Speaker 30 (19:01):
Put everything back.

Speaker 8 (19:02):
Tell you about to stop, all.

Speaker 20 (19:04):
Right, all right, stop it, stop it. We're getting out
of here. We're getting out of here.

Speaker 8 (19:08):
Okay, just just can you put anything back the way
it was? And we still in the hole, sir.

Speaker 20 (19:12):
Once we stop, we stopped like you found it.

Speaker 8 (19:15):
Don't sit there a big oh on my yard.

Speaker 20 (19:18):
It looks like the lady of the house is home
right now.

Speaker 8 (19:20):
Okay, wait, don't okay, go to the phone.

Speaker 28 (19:22):
All right, hold on, excuse me, Hey, hey, ma'am, ma'am
the phones for you.

Speaker 20 (19:25):
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
Is my husband? What doing?

Speaker 31 (19:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:31):
He's just quiet talk last week?

Speaker 9 (19:34):
No, well, and I decided that it was it was
something that we should do.

Speaker 8 (19:37):
It'll increase you decide, decide what do you decide this?

Speaker 7 (19:40):
This is not something you decide and we talked about it.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
It will increase the property value.

Speaker 8 (19:44):
It'll be a fault.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Why did you see how since you were I wonder why.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
I'm pets.

Speaker 13 (19:52):
Do you want to why?

Speaker 6 (19:53):
Because you do like this?

Speaker 8 (19:54):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 15 (19:55):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (19:56):
No, excuse me, ma'am.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Are you okay, that's what happened.

Speaker 20 (20:01):
Man, ma'am.

Speaker 28 (20:02):
Do you know that you have a septic tank in
your backyard?

Speaker 8 (20:06):
We have a septic tank in the backyard. Okay, I
thought it was in the front yard. I had no idea.
You had no idea.

Speaker 13 (20:15):
You didn't check with me with these things.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Oh, come on the phone.

Speaker 20 (20:20):
Sorry, but I had no idea. Hello, I'm sorry, sir. Hello.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
We we have a problem.

Speaker 20 (20:26):
We have a problem.

Speaker 28 (20:27):
We're getting the back o out of the backyard and
Jose hit the septic tank and I didn't even know
there was a septic take there.

Speaker 20 (20:33):
It smells really bad back here.

Speaker 8 (20:35):
In the yard.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Checked before you start digging.

Speaker 20 (20:41):
We were done digging.

Speaker 28 (20:42):
We were just trying to get it out of the
hole again.

Speaker 20 (20:45):
We're sorry, you.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Know, no, no, you're sorry.

Speaker 20 (20:48):
Good marches up your good luck. You know there's anything
we could do to help you fix it. We know
a few guys for the right price that could come.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
When you're out, isn't it.

Speaker 20 (21:01):
We're gonna get out of here, Okay, sir, thank you
for your time. Sorry, you didn't know.

Speaker 21 (21:04):
What the pon.

Speaker 20 (21:06):
You don't leave. We're gonna We're gonna get out of here,
your husband.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Said, okay, all right, thanks, No, no, no, I'm.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
Leaving work right now. I'm driving home.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I'm calling the cops, all right, Do you don't let
them leave?

Speaker 4 (21:16):
The cops from the way.

Speaker 8 (21:17):
I'm on the way.

Speaker 32 (21:18):
I'm gonna fix again, like every yew like I had
to come in.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
You know what you're doing.

Speaker 30 (21:23):
I handle everything.

Speaker 28 (21:24):
I don't mistake Kevin, Kevin, Kevin on my way, No, Kevin,
h My name's Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 20 (21:33):
And you just got phone tapped by your wife.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
My wife phone tapping. Guys, it's a joke. All that's funny.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
You gotta take funny.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
It should happen to you, jure.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Elvis Duran's phone time.

Speaker 33 (21:48):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
Elvis teran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
Hey, let's talk about neighbors. For instance, I have some
neighbors that just moved into the apartment next door to ours,
beautiful people with a baby. They don't speak English.

Speaker 10 (22:14):
I say, good morning, are gonna and they look at
me like, eh, well, I mean, at least I know
if I go to you know, Mexico Bueno, did he is?

Speaker 27 (22:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:23):
I know, you know monj in France?

Speaker 20 (22:25):
Right?

Speaker 13 (22:26):
Maybe need to wave? Are you waving?

Speaker 8 (22:27):
I'm waving? And I don't like neighbors. I hate neighbors.
I don't want I don't want them in my business.
I don't want to be in their business.

Speaker 10 (22:34):
I'd rather live on like a one hundred acre farm
somewhere with electric fences up.

Speaker 20 (22:37):
Okay, That's what I'd like to do.

Speaker 8 (22:39):
Oh wait, I do. Hold on, what about your neighbor, Well.

Speaker 34 (22:44):
My parents have that neighbor. They called me last night
about that neighbor. Yes, so that neighbor. Last night, my
mom calls me and says, hey, you know that guy
across the street because he's always doing something weird. He's
like tuning up four wheelers in his front yard, and
last night he was trying to get a dresser out
his second story bedroom window. I can only assume because

(23:06):
he didn't want to take it down the stairs. But
I it's that neighbor, always doing something weird.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
Everyone's got something weird going on with their neighbors.

Speaker 13 (23:13):
I have so many.

Speaker 12 (23:15):
So currently I'm in a situation where I think my
neighbor is deliberately letting his dog go outside my apartment.

Speaker 13 (23:22):
And I live in a building, so it's extra weird.

Speaker 8 (23:24):
Just pooh in the hallway.

Speaker 13 (23:26):
I came there.

Speaker 8 (23:27):
Are you sure it's from the dog?

Speaker 21 (23:29):
You know?

Speaker 13 (23:29):
Honestly, I'm not, but I've been taking pictures of the bill.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (23:32):
And then I call the friend desk and I'm like,
something's happening up here. I don't know why, I don't
know how, but you gotta get it.

Speaker 10 (23:37):
Well, how long has this been going on three days now?
They need to get to the bottom of that.

Speaker 13 (23:41):
Well, I'm gonna install my nanna caam, I'm gonna bust people.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
Yeah, but the fact that you're in a building, Yeah,
they're letting their dog crap in front of your door. Hey,
talk to Sarah Hi, Sarah II, Sarah, I got your
text this. I find this fascinating.

Speaker 10 (23:55):
It's not as bad as having someone's dog crapping on
your apartment door step. But yeah, okay, so your neighbor,
you caught your neighbor doing what so?

Speaker 35 (24:05):
Uh this past weekend.

Speaker 19 (24:06):
My my father and his neighbor have a what I
call a healthy rivalry when it comes to their lawns Now,
my neighbor took it up a notch this weekend and
I caught him vacuuming it.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Vacuuming the lawn.

Speaker 13 (24:21):
Okay, how do you do that?

Speaker 8 (24:23):
It's a good rug of grass?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Oh goodness, I know, did it work?

Speaker 8 (24:27):
But it looked great though, right?

Speaker 19 (24:30):
I mean, yeah, you know what they say, the grass
is always greener.

Speaker 8 (24:33):
I know, you know what you should do. Just put
a roomba out there, let it go.

Speaker 19 (24:36):
Yeah, I don't just know it's wild, all.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
Right, so catching your neighbor vacuuming the yard very odd.
All right, thank you very much, Sarah, thanks for listening
to us. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
We have neighbors that drag rice like you hear them
revving up the car and then they drags.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
To stop stop it, trashy. Hello, Aery, how do we
how do you say? Your name is ari A? So
your neighbor tell me about that neighbor.

Speaker 23 (25:07):
Well, on Sunday, his neighbors showed up with four live chickens.

Speaker 8 (25:13):
Live chickens like little baby chicks, are big adult chickens, chickens.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Are they still there?

Speaker 8 (25:20):
Are they running around the yard? Are they gone?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
No, they're not in the yard.

Speaker 23 (25:24):
Were living on an apartment and I hear them clucking.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Wait they're not food, They're like kept them as pets.

Speaker 23 (25:31):
I guess I don't know what he got them, but
he walked them with four light chickens on Sunday.

Speaker 8 (25:36):
Oh lord, that's awesome.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
Live chickens on Sunday, Fried chicken on Monday.

Speaker 8 (25:43):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (25:44):
You know, people for many cultures that they have no
problem to getting a live chicken and turning it into dinner.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
But in an apartment that's got to be a little odd.

Speaker 9 (25:51):
That is a little odd.

Speaker 23 (25:52):
I hope I don't start cuckoo.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Well, yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
But that's how I got my chicken because somebody it
for Easter as a baby chicken and they let it
out in the bronx to walk around, and we found
it and we took it in as a pet when
I was a kid. That's what I got my chicken.

Speaker 36 (26:08):
Tweety a thank you. I just want to say that
I love you guys.

Speaker 23 (26:12):
On a big shout out to the Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
Brooklyn Boys. They got their one shout out of the day.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah,
you know, if I want chicken, I go to Popeye. Yes, Froggy.

Speaker 14 (26:27):
So I in my where I used to live, the
neighbor she would blow her lawn off every single morning
at seven thirty, and then she would stand outside and
listen to our conversations.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Every single day. She knew everything we were doing because
she was nosy. She was a weird neighbor. We didn't
like her. She's very, very strange. And then now this
little boy walks up. I've never seen this little boy before.
He walks up.

Speaker 14 (26:49):
He's got a spray gun. He says, here, taste this.
He wants to spray something in my mouth, and he disappeared.

Speaker 8 (26:57):
Yes, Hi, hi you mister, I'm your neighbor. I'm going
to spray some mystery liquid into your mouth.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
No.

Speaker 8 (27:07):
I didn't know what to do. I was shocked.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
I was like, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 8 (27:10):
Mama taught me years ago. If a boy wants to
put mystery liquid in your mouth, say no. You didn't
very say no, Roggie, Hi, Sam, how are you hi?

Speaker 9 (27:23):
I'm so good.

Speaker 21 (27:23):
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm mom and this
is so crazy.

Speaker 10 (27:26):
Well, Sam, we're talking about about that neighbor and there
you are listening to Why one hundred in Miami and
your neighbor did what to you?

Speaker 18 (27:33):
So?

Speaker 21 (27:33):
I have a cat and he went outside one day
and I couldn't find him for like a couple of hours,
and then I heard him crying and it turns out
that she had trapped him in her backyard. Oh, and
she wouldn't give me my cat back.

Speaker 11 (27:49):
I have no idea.

Speaker 18 (27:50):
And then she was like just giving me such a hard.

Speaker 30 (27:52):
Time about it.

Speaker 21 (27:53):
I was there for an hour, and then my dad
is telling me, like not to go because he was like,
she might do like voodoo on you, so be very careful.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
So did you ever get to the bottom of it,
find out why she was cat napping your cat?

Speaker 21 (28:06):
I have no idea. She just she slat out told
me she does not like animals in our yard.

Speaker 31 (28:11):
She thinks there's like a nuisance.

Speaker 16 (28:13):
And then she's like, I wish there were no animals around.

Speaker 10 (28:16):
Here's my idea. I wish there were no neighbors like you, lady. Yeah,
you know, I'm I'm so sorry to put up with you.
You'll trap her in your backyard?

Speaker 8 (28:24):
All right?

Speaker 10 (28:24):
Well, yes, Sam, keep an eye on the cat. You know,
look when the cat disappears, you know where to look.

Speaker 8 (28:29):
Okay, yes, you see. That's the thing about neighbors, you know.
And I always trive not to be that neighbor because
I know every once in a while when we have
a heated argument, you know, they're listening because my closet
is right next to their living room, and we always
argue in the closet for some reason, because it's where
I go. It's like oka closet. It was not that,

(28:50):
it's just you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've
gone to the closet. Good morning, Jackie. Hey Jackie, welcome
to the show. What is your neighbor? That neighbor?

Speaker 6 (29:02):
So we my boyfriend and I just moved into our
new apartment and we found out that my neighbor likes
to comb her really really long hair in the hallway
and then she just likes to leave it there.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Oh God, she doesn't want to shed in her own place.

Speaker 16 (29:20):
Yeah, it's just like this big wad just killing in
the hallway.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
And I've walked by it fromtimes to time.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
It's really nice.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
It's disgusting. It's like a like a whole animal, like
a hairy animal out the hallway. So that's her hair residue.
I'm sorry, Jackie. You know what, it's neighbors that. Do
you know what if you could you could live like
on a hunter acres, there's going to be a place
we can afford to hundred acres to get somewhere. All right,
Thank you, Jackie. Good luck with that.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
Harry Hallway that sounds like a sportsman's name. It was
in Sports with Harry Hallway, don't you think. Finally we
talked to Nicole heinakol Hi all the way a sports
with Harry hallways on the way. So your neighbor, and
actually all of your neighbors in your development where you live,

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you have something unique going on. What's that?

Speaker 6 (30:11):
We have to hire our garbage because one of our
neighbors like to take our garbage to put it in
his garage.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
Order.

Speaker 20 (30:23):
You have a order in the neighborhood.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
He one day he opened his garage and there was
just bags and bags of trash. And then I've started
noticing how he would just look through everyone's trash and
take a little bit of everybody's stuff.

Speaker 17 (30:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
One man's trash and the man's treasure.

Speaker 20 (30:40):
I know, I know.

Speaker 8 (30:42):
I wouldn't go to my trash. There's dog do in there. Seriously.

Speaker 10 (30:46):
All right, well, Nicole, best of luck with you and
your neighbors. And you're that one neighbor who has a
garage filled with your stuff.

Speaker 8 (30:54):
All right, thank you. There you go the neighbor. Are
you that neighbor?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I hope I'm not.

Speaker 8 (30:58):
Yeah, I don't want to be known as that neighbor.

Speaker 13 (31:00):
I think I'm a nice neighbor. I just always have
nutty neighbors around me.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, they think you're the nutting neighbor.

Speaker 13 (31:06):
They could I mean that's very possible, but I just
usually say I didn't go on my way.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
I can see how you could be perceived as a
nutty neighbor. I could see it too, because you're nutty.

Speaker 12 (31:14):
The nuttiest of all nutty neighbors. I told you guys
this when I first started. One of my neighbors burned
my apartment building down.

Speaker 8 (31:20):
Okay, that's not nice.

Speaker 13 (31:22):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
I was very up, subt not neighborly.

Speaker 13 (31:24):
It wasn't neighborly at all.

Speaker 8 (31:25):
Well, Chippy, my neighbor, Sure you can burn down my apart.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
I want to read his nuts one because he gave
us two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
If we're all go take another bite? Okay? What is
his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 22 (31:44):
Yeah, Ab says stop eating during the podcast, dummies, listen
to the Brooklyn.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever
you get your podcasts. El Mister Ran in the Morning Show,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (32:09):
So, Danielle, yes, what I do? You're at the mall? Yeah,
and you saw your friend's son's girlfriend with another guy.
Let me say that again, so people get it straight.
You were at the mall minding your own business, huh,

(32:30):
and you looked across the way and you saw your
friend's son's girlfriend with.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Another guy, and I right away called them and I
was like, guess what I say? And so they told
me take pictures, and I said, so, let me just
tell you that I tried, what's the best scary shut up?
So I was playing private investigator because there's the issue. Wait,
there's issues there to begin with, so weak and you

(33:01):
want to nail it. Yes, So I was like, let
me take it. So I took some pictures and Spencer
was with me at the time and he's like, Mom,
please never become a private investigator because they can see
you over here with your phone and I'm recording them,
and I sat so close to them, And my answer
to him was, I really don't give a crap. They

(33:22):
shouldn't be doing what they're doing. And if they have
a problem, they can come over to me, and I'm
going to ask them about that other person and say, hey,
how so and so doing and and call them out right.
I said, what's he gonna do or what's she gonna do?
It's a little kid, give me a poem.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
So he So your son was saying that you, mom,
you're not a good private investator because you're like in
the middle of They could look right over and see
who are you in the food court.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
We were in a food court and I was sitting
there and I had my cant I had my phone out,
and I was pretending I was doing something on my phone.
And Spencer says to me, Mom, it is so obvious
you are not doing something on your phone and that
you are recording these kids. And I'm like, I don't care.
And he said, you're really embarrassing. I said, I don't care.

Speaker 8 (34:04):
Then, what was your friend? Was your friend appreciated it
and she said.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
She was keeping that for a rainy day. Oh, because
there's some stuff going down now yet.

Speaker 8 (34:13):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (34:14):
It's like in the old movies when a politician would
be in a meeting and the guy across the table
from him.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
Would pull out an envelope and pull the photos. I go, well,
here you are having sex with a donkey or so
I wonder what that reveal will be like.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I don't know, but it hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
Oh my god, Oh my gosh, Danielle, but.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
I learned a long time ago what they never get
involved in other people's business because what could happen is
you could cause some kind of strife, they could break up,
chaos could ensue, and then they could get back together.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
And then your enemy number one.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Let me tell you, I really don't care because here's
the thing. There's so much drama behind the scenes with
these two as it is, and the person not my
friend's side of it has done things shouldn't have been done.
So they should have broken up a long time ago,
and they didn't. So this was my proof that hello breaking.

Speaker 8 (35:08):
I think there is a lesson you learned for all
of us here. If you plan on cheating, don't do
it at the food court were Daniell's shopping?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (35:16):
Okay, so back to this thing. A private investigator your
son said, maybe you shouldn't do it. Maybe there's a
better way to like stand behind a plant, yeah you know,
or maybe wear the plant and walk around as the plant.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
But I.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Felt, see, I mean, am I wrong? I felt like
if I'm doing it right in front of your face, right,
you're you're less likely to think I'm doing it because
why would I do it right in front of your face,
Like I whipped that.

Speaker 8 (35:41):
Phone out, and I was like, that's too You're saying
it was too obvious, So what they wouldn't notice it, right?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I Thought's what I thought, And I don't think they noticed.

Speaker 9 (35:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Spencer's like all up the calm down, mom, but I
would have.

Speaker 8 (35:51):
That's hilarious, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
I love it.

Speaker 13 (35:55):
Your sound was on so as you were taking pictures,
it was the camera, it was.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Not it was on silence.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Dan.

Speaker 8 (36:03):
Of course I sent that right off. She's on an assignment.
She had to turn off with camera south.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's going to be used at a later date.

Speaker 27 (36:10):
OK.

Speaker 10 (36:10):
It's funny you brought this up because Samantha has a friend.
Is your friend a PI? A private investigator?

Speaker 25 (36:16):
Her boyfriend is, so my friend was, yeah, the one training.

Speaker 10 (36:21):
Okay, so how do you train to become a private investigator?
Maybe maybe, Danielle, you should train with her friend's boyfriend.

Speaker 25 (36:29):
Husband, come on, her boyfriend.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
So her boyfriend.

Speaker 24 (36:32):
She volunteered to help her boyfriend out. She knew she
was going to be followed for an entire day. She
didn't know who or whatever, so she went about a
really normal schedule just knowing someone was going to watch.
That person had to take like X amount of photo
and video and notes or whatever, and then she had
to report back anything like suspicious or noticeable.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Oh wow, I could do this.

Speaker 8 (36:55):
Official. Here's the thing.

Speaker 10 (36:58):
So she she was supposed to be the target quote unquote,
and then her boyfriend is training a guy who's supposed
to follow her exactly.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
So but tell him the funny thing that happened.

Speaker 25 (37:10):
And she text me two.

Speaker 24 (37:11):
Hours later she goes, I spotted him, I said, how
she goes, I'm in Marshalls And I looked up and
there was one person without a shopping cart kind of
watching me.

Speaker 25 (37:19):
So she started watching that because she wanted take a
photo it. And in her notes it says, must have
shopping cart in Marshall's.

Speaker 10 (37:26):
That's that his note for period training, Daniel say you're
at a Marshall. Now, let's say you were walking past
a Marshall's and you see your friend's son's girlfriend walk
into Marshall's with another guy, just like you saw at
the food court.

Speaker 8 (37:42):
Yeah, would you go? Would you go into Marshals and
try to get a picture in there?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (37:47):
Would you remember to get a cart? And it looks
like you're shopping.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Probably not for now, now that I've been told, I'll
definitely get that cart next time.

Speaker 10 (37:56):
And you have to put stuff in the cart, and yeah,
I gotta put yea. If it's you, you can put
any item in there, because you could be shopping for
your family whatever. If it's a guy, it's if you
start putting sports bras in there, we're kind.

Speaker 8 (38:07):
Of wondering, what are you doing?

Speaker 18 (38:08):
Right?

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Yeah? I love that. Training to be a PI fun
so cool.

Speaker 25 (38:13):
She got a whole bunch of photos of herself later
on in the day. She's like, it was creepy, even
though I knew it was happening.

Speaker 13 (38:17):
Yeah, wow, we have a PI in the building.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Chris, Yes, yeah, Chris, Oh yeah, yeah yeah, Christy.

Speaker 13 (38:26):
Yeah, he has all kinds of fascinating stories.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
You talked to on your podcast.

Speaker 13 (38:30):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 12 (38:31):
I had him on the podcast because I wanted to
know he's been doing this for a long time and
now he has a company that they just go out
and investigate a ton of stuff, and I just wanted
to know what are some of the craziest situations he's
been in and has he gotten.

Speaker 13 (38:42):
Caught doing it?

Speaker 8 (38:43):
Do you remember any great stories.

Speaker 13 (38:45):
Oh yeah, he was talking about.

Speaker 12 (38:46):
I mean, I can't give the specifics because he didn't
give them either, But some celebrities that he's had to
follow around who have done some really shady.

Speaker 13 (38:54):
Stuff that he's busted, some couples. He said, it's typically couples.
It's a woman wanting to know if the man is cheating,
and almost always the answer is yes.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
Okay, So she had the intuition, she hired a p
I to follow and she she's a it's confirmed yes.

Speaker 12 (39:11):
And he said he actually had a really good time
doing one of them because following this couple around, he said,
they had the greatest date. They went to a good restaurant,
so we got to eat good food. Then they went
to a concert he wanted to be part of, so
he got to go to that concert. All the while
he's telling these people taking pictures the whole time to
send back to the other one.

Speaker 8 (39:26):
Yeah. Now, was he ever caught.

Speaker 13 (39:28):
He said, he's never been caught.

Speaker 10 (39:31):
So word of advice, if you're at the mall in
the food court and you see Daniel taking your photo
from them, you're obviously doing something wrong.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, they didn't know it was made. The person does
not know me, So they had no idea that it
was you know. I mean, I guess I could be
recognized as what I do for a living, but I'm
just saying I don't think that particular person knew Okay,
maybe they knew Spencer, but you know, he just he
just gets it back.

Speaker 8 (40:01):
It's a busy mall, food it was. It was absolutely packed,
and you know your son made fun of you.

Speaker 13 (40:09):
Yeah, yeah, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (40:11):
If it had come the other direction, So if your
friend was at the mall and she saw let's say
Spencer has a girlfriend, yeah, and his girlfriend was someone else,
and she sent you the video, would you save it
for a rainy day or would you immediately be like, Spencer,
look at this.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I would do research first and make sure that what
was going on there, and then I would do it
because I did, because at first I wasn't sure. I
was like, okay, well wait a minute, are these people
just friends or is it something else? Because it was
a guy girl guy girl, so I was like, look
like a date and the certain individuals were really hot,
so I was like I was like this is this

(40:46):
does not look good? And then they got a little
close and I'm like, yeah, this is not good. So
it was what I thought it was.

Speaker 8 (40:52):
So Danielle, if they would you know, I don't know,
did you feel that, Danielle feeling of satisfaction.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Because because, believe me, you need to know the backstory
to know that. At this point, you're like, Okay, this
is the icing on the cake and this is all
the person needs to know that that's what it came
down to, because there's a lot that has gone down,
but you know, still.

Speaker 8 (41:19):
Okay, they're hot.

Speaker 13 (41:21):
It's going down for sure. Wouldn't have followed them.

Speaker 8 (41:24):
But they're ugly people wouldn't matter, Gandhi. But they're hot. No,
I'm done.

Speaker 7 (41:32):
Elster in the Morning Show, Elvis Teran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
Did you hear about the guy that went on a
Hinge date? Did you read this, Gandhi? No, this guy
went on a hene date? Meets her own line, says, hey,
meet me out, let's go. Let's go. She shows up
and brings a friend to the date for dinner.

Speaker 13 (41:57):
That's not cool.

Speaker 10 (41:57):
And she and the friends sat there across the table
from the date and ordered lobster and steak, both of
them servant turf.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
Oh so what did he do? He dined and dashed.
He said, screw you. He just left him there. Oh
my god, and he felt bad. He called the manager
of the restaurant and said, I just want to let
you know what happened. You know, I was on a date,
never met her before. She brought a friend and they

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started ordering the most expensive stuff on the menu. So
I just left. So I just wanted to, you know,
let me know if you need to come back and pay.
He said, well, the bill was paid, they didn't pay it.
They found another guy in the restaurant. Can you imagine.

Speaker 20 (42:46):
Happened?

Speaker 18 (42:46):
What?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Hold on?

Speaker 8 (42:47):
Hold on, scary, what this happened to you? Yes, I
was dating.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
I was on match dot com and I met someone
and we had some great conversations. We specifically explicitly said
we were going to meet for dinner, the two of us,
and she brought a friend to dinner.

Speaker 37 (43:03):
And I'm like, look at this, these chowhounds are gonna
eat off of my dime.

Speaker 8 (43:08):
This sucks. And that was the first and only date.
But I'm like, I just got had, I got used
for dinner, and.

Speaker 13 (43:14):
There are people to do that anyway.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
And Dish, you should have run out the door. You
should have gone to the manager and said, hey, I'm
gonna pay for my part of the bill. I'm out here. Yeah,
I feel so stupid.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Well, why couldn't you say to her, Hey, I'm gonna
pay for you because we're on a date. But I'm
not paying for her.

Speaker 8 (43:34):
That's a great question. But to me, someone, you just
in it. You're freeloading.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
You're just in it for the dinner at that point,
and that's not that's not cool. You didn't even give
me any warning.

Speaker 8 (43:41):
Hey, do me a favor, masterpiece theater, what do you have?
It's now time for us to act this out now,
Gandhi and Danielle. Danielle, I'm going on a date with you,
and I want you to invite Gandhi. Hey, this guy
invited me to dinner. It's now time for acted out theater. Okay,

(44:03):
all right, So hey Danielle, uh never met you before.
I thought we could run down to the last remaining
red lobster and have a little dinner.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Oh great, I love those biscuits.

Speaker 10 (44:15):
All right, Oh, you have another call coming in. Okay,
I'll meet you at dinner at seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Okay, I'll see you there.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
Thanks. Okay, call comes through. It's condy gandhy.

Speaker 13 (44:23):
Hello, Hey Danielle, what are you getting into today?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
So?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I met this guy and he's a little suspicious and
he wants to take me to the Red Lobster and
I don't know, maybe, I don't know, maybe have some money.
I don't I mean, not that we're going to Red Lobster.
Probably doesn't have money. But I'm just saying, let's, you know,
maybe we can both go together and like, you know,
get some food out the guy. What do you think?

Speaker 12 (44:44):
I think this sounds like a day full of surfing turf.
We should definitely go, I mean a drinks.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I have now no interest in this guy whatsoever. We'll
just take him for everything, how about that?

Speaker 8 (44:54):
Okay, all right, okay, okay time, Yes, does this really happen?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
And do maybe?

Speaker 8 (45:01):
Are there are there people out there that are so
slimy and crappy? Yeah, they would say, hey, come with me,
let's get some dinner out of this guy. Yeah, break
and rude? Are you people?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
You don't think single ladies are single people who are
struggling and were like trying to beat you know, try
to get their next meal. Well they're hungry, yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
I know, But what was the term people would use
if you go on a date just to get free dinner.
It's uh, we used to use this a whole the time.
Ah uh dinner. Yeah, Okay, to think it through now,
I know. But even if you do have money to
bank you do there are there are people that do
this just to kind of just scam people. And I
hate people like that.

Speaker 13 (45:40):
I have so many friends that used to just swipe
for dinner. That's what they would say they were doing.
They're like, I don't know, I feel like I want
to have a nice dinner tonight. Let's find a date.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
And what did you think that was? Okay, your friends
did well.

Speaker 12 (45:50):
I used to laugh at them and call them trifling
all the time, because that's ridiculous. You can, I mean,
scamming somebody out of dinner acting like you want to
go on a date is ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (45:59):
I'm scary, wouldn't they That girl you met on whatever
showed up with a friend. You should have just said no, yeah,
I'm not doing this.

Speaker 8 (46:07):
I couldn't. It was already too late, and I was
just too much of a gentleman at the time. That's
what those were. That was my get walked on era.
You're being a gentleman to people who are not being ladies.
There's my doormat era.

Speaker 12 (46:18):
And can you imagine if it was the other way around,
Like if I met up with some guy and he
brought another male friend with him, I would be uncomfortable
and feel unsafe in that scenario.

Speaker 13 (46:27):
Like what was happening here?

Speaker 8 (46:30):
Scary? Maybe those two maybe those two girls were working
on a three way for you, But.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Scary you said that this has happened before with other
things like concerts and stuff where the person used you
to get tickets.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Right, Yeah, that's that's all old that's all like water
under the bridge, old school stuff.

Speaker 8 (46:49):
I don't do that anymore. That all right, Well here
we go. Let's let's just keep an eye out for that.
If you show up at the restaurant and your date
you made online as someone else walk out the door,
say no, you deserve better than that.

Speaker 7 (47:03):
I mean, come on, don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran,
the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 8 (47:08):
Hi, scary, what's your phone tap about today?

Speaker 3 (47:10):
So Elizabeth always does things at the last minute. She's
got a Bahamas trip coming up really soon and had
applied for a passport but hasn't gotten it. Back yet,
so her dad wants to teach her a lesson about
waiting for the last minute to get things done. I'm
going to be calling the passport office phone tapping, Elizabeth,
let's go. This is Ron Harrington with the Passport Authority.

Speaker 8 (47:31):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 18 (47:32):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (47:32):
How are you very good?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
I'm calling actually to cancel the appointment that you have
with us at noon tomorrow because we're overbooked.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Okay, I'm leaving in two weeks to the Bahamas, and
I'm and you my passport.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
If you decided last minute to do this, then maybe
you could just decide last minute not to go to
I mean, it couldn't have been that important, right, I know.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
It is pretty important. Actually it's for It's for my
sister's what.

Speaker 8 (47:59):
I well, I guess just send her a nice gift
in place of you going, Chris.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
Is that simple?

Speaker 8 (48:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (48:07):
I'm trying driving and stuff, so I have to figure
out what the next step is.

Speaker 8 (48:12):
All right, then? Thank you?

Speaker 38 (48:14):
You there?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna readial, you're gonna talk, We're
gonna listen in Okay, okay, Hey, what's up on nothing?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
I'm like cancel.

Speaker 6 (48:25):
An agency guy just paused me.

Speaker 38 (48:27):
He's the biggest.

Speaker 9 (48:29):
He cancels my appointment, you can't go.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
I tried telling you, but I'm like, no, I'm going
on this trip.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Like I'm not going to cancel my education. I'm not
feeling it, absolutely not.

Speaker 13 (48:41):
I'm not missing out on it.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
If they're backed up, there's no other service can get
for you.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
Can you know I got I'm trying. I'm lost right now.

Speaker 8 (48:52):
I'm trying to find this plover second so I could go.

Speaker 25 (48:58):
Yeah, ho, I'm gonna really put for second.

Speaker 34 (49:06):
I know.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
But I was trying to help you to get.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Understand all right, probably trying to get this guy out
on the line.

Speaker 30 (49:15):
Your port against.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
You were cross hip hold on.

Speaker 8 (49:23):
Ron Harrington.

Speaker 19 (49:24):
Yeah, how you doing?

Speaker 30 (49:25):
My name is Frank Martiall you spoke to my daughter
earlier reference to canceling her appointment.

Speaker 8 (49:31):
I have her on the line, Miss Marciana.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Let me ask you this, Why were you delinquent in
getting your passport in the first place?

Speaker 6 (49:38):
You don't have no place to call me out of
my responsibilities.

Speaker 32 (49:44):
Wait, why don't you wait till the day before your
flight to get your passport? Because human being, as I'm not,
you're a human brats doll that's.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
What you are, honestly, where your office where you're calling
me bro, you're calling me bro personally. I want to
see you personally and with you personally.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I don't like your snarky little attitude there, miss thing. Yes,
I am kidding you. Your dad is phone tapping you. Hey, Elizabeth,
it's scary Jones from the Elvis Duran Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 33 (50:37):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (50:58):
Uh, you know what we do a lot on the show.
We play games, we play music, we have fun, we laughed,
we called, we crank call people, you know whatever. Yeah,
we also talk about some serious stuff sometimes.

Speaker 10 (51:08):
We talk about life, love, we talk about work, We
talk about, you know, maneuvering through this crazy world. And
last night someone sent me a really nice message saying,
I gotta tell you you guys don't give yourself enough credit.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
You give great advice. I'm like, we do.

Speaker 39 (51:22):
We do.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Yeah, we don't take our own advice, but that's.

Speaker 8 (51:25):
Okay, she said, She said, I love your advice. I've
been listening for so many years. I went out and
bought your book and got even more. I'm like, aw, So,
here's my question.

Speaker 10 (51:33):
What advice have you heard on this show that has
actually worked out for you? Something that we said on
the show that we changed your relationship with, maybe money
or a friend or food. Oh, here's the text us,
now and tell us how we changed your life.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
I mean, I don't know. It seems like we really.
I guess we're looking for some sort of way to
bloat our egos even more.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yay, Wait, can we have people that also took our
advice and it didn't work?

Speaker 18 (52:06):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (52:06):
God, Daniel, to be fair, maybe that's a good thing.
Text us at fifty five one hundred. That's the easiest way, Yes, Nate,
I actually have one. I helped somebody the other day.
We were talking about sleep paralysis. Do you guys remember
this kind of Yeah?

Speaker 8 (52:20):
And this woman emailed me.

Speaker 34 (52:21):
She goes, I have been wanting to thank you for
talking about it. My mother told me it was the
devil that was waking me up, but it's not. It's
sleep paralysis. So uh, Brenda, I'm very happy to have
helped you and give you look.

Speaker 8 (52:34):
At you taking credit. We did it, thank you. Yeah,
but we did.

Speaker 10 (52:39):
We talk about advice all day so you know. Oh look,
someone text and you reminded us we need to wipe
front to back.

Speaker 13 (52:46):
Very important.

Speaker 8 (52:46):
Yeah show, I did he tam online? Three h What
did you learn from our show that you've applied to
your everyday life? Dam good morning, Good.

Speaker 11 (53:02):
Morning, Elvis. I'm a Leo like you, and my partner
is a Gemini like your partner Alex and Geminis are
psycho Craig Crag. But that is my sole partner. My
son is also a Gemini like his dad. I'm surrounded
by Geminis.

Speaker 8 (53:20):
Hey wait, do I hear a lion roaring in the background?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yes, you do?

Speaker 11 (53:27):
Hear a female lying and roarming in the background.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Is that right?

Speaker 11 (53:34):
Yes? When I love and I has been lovers over
thirty years?

Speaker 8 (53:38):
Oh cool?

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Wow, but I hear a lion?

Speaker 13 (53:42):
Does sound like a lion?

Speaker 11 (53:44):
Yes, Leo's and Geminis are compatible.

Speaker 8 (53:48):
We are you know what we are.

Speaker 10 (53:50):
We're just both cray enough where we actually work out together.
I agree with you, I cannot disagree with you, and
thanks for listening to it. May go get some get
some red meat and feed that lion. If your partner's
are Leo, I get it, but I didn't know it
was Leo the Lion, an actual like.

Speaker 8 (54:06):
I Leo as one can get. Paola on the line eight.

Speaker 17 (54:12):
Hello, good morning everyone, Good morning, and hello lady.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
How are you feeling.

Speaker 17 (54:16):
I'm feeling nervous as hell for being on the show
right now?

Speaker 8 (54:22):
Well, we're excited.

Speaker 17 (54:23):
I was a child. Oh my god. Well, so you
have helped me being a young gay man. You've been amazing,
You're an inspiration.

Speaker 8 (54:32):
Well, you know, I was a young gay man once,
many many many years ago.

Speaker 17 (54:36):
Going to go in a different world.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
Yes, it's different, a whole different, a different century.

Speaker 10 (54:40):
Uh So, Paula, what did you learn from our show
that you applied and and actually worked out for you?

Speaker 17 (54:46):
So you guys have played this episode over and over again.
Actually on replay days. You talked about, like how flirting
can be healthy. I know everyone on the show disagrees
on this, but I used to be a control freaking relationships.
And then I remember hearing that episode how you guys
talked about how, like, you know, flirting can totally be healthy,
and like you are still hot and sexy and you
still have eyes and you know, it's not unreasonable to

(55:09):
see a hot person and be like, hey, babe, that
person's hot, or you know, things like that.

Speaker 8 (55:14):
It's true. It's true as long as as long as
you're not offending someone or making them feel like crap.
Absolutely so flirting people exactly, You're not like, you know,
cramming your hand down their pants and public things like
that exactly. All right, Paulo, you did really well on
your first time on the radio. We give you a ten.
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 17 (55:33):
And I have literally called so many times you two, Elvis,
all of you. God bless you.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
Thanks for listening to us. Look, he learned flirting is healthy.
It's a nice guy. Patty on line ten.

Speaker 10 (55:43):
I think Patty learned my most favorite thing that we
preach on this show. Go ahead, Patty.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Hey, good morning you guys.

Speaker 36 (55:51):
I can't believe I'm on the phone with you.

Speaker 8 (55:53):
Well, thanks for being here's an.

Speaker 19 (55:56):
Oh my god, als, I love you, Danielle, I love you,
Froggy Gandhi all you guys for else, I forgot you
guys are all amazing. Elvis, I'm a fellow Leo.

Speaker 8 (56:06):
Oh so you know you know how it is, Yes,
sir and The.

Speaker 19 (56:10):
Best advice that I've gotten is to learn to say no.

Speaker 10 (56:15):
Ah, yeah, yeah, the power the power of the word
no is the most powerful thing. And having having the
guts to love yourself enough. It means that you respect
yourself if you can say the word no to people
when they ask things of you that you don't want
to say yes to.

Speaker 8 (56:31):
Absolutely absolutely well.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Look so happy to talk to you, guys, and have
been listening to forever.

Speaker 8 (56:39):
Thanks so.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
This is you.

Speaker 35 (56:42):
Guys made my week.

Speaker 10 (56:44):
Well you made our week if the power of the
word no really is truly the most powerful thing to learn.
All right, thank you, Patty, thank you so much. A
lot of text messages coming in. You've taught me a lot.

Speaker 8 (56:53):
You taught me that the skin around your anus is
the same as the skin around your lips.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Oh yes, I remember that these are important things people.

Speaker 10 (57:06):
It's true your show has taught me. I'm not the
only person that will only use a peeler and not
a knife. Okay, okay, listen, people are learning a lot
on our show. You taught me how to spit on
my toilet paper. Doctor Oz taught us that you can
spin on your toilet.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
Paper and it's better for cleansing.

Speaker 13 (57:26):
I still okay, you could just use it touhy.

Speaker 10 (57:29):
He's true, Oh, tushy makes it so much easier. All right,
we got a lot of calls. I think we can
slow down on those. Let's go talk to Victoria on
line seventeen.

Speaker 8 (57:39):
Well, welcome to the show. Well, thank you for listening.
So what did you learn from our show that they
really meant a lot to you?

Speaker 36 (57:45):
So about years ago, it was when Neil had got
he had to get a pig valve. I'm so sorry,
I'm like so nervous.

Speaker 8 (57:50):
Like it's okay, Nate had to get a pig valve.

Speaker 36 (57:53):
Yes, And for me, you saidn't said something among the
lines of taking care of your body, have one body.
At the time, you know, I was gaining some weight
and I realized, you know, I've to take better care
of myself. I started exercising more, you know, eating healthier,
taking care of myself. But it like led to me
finding out I had a health condition, and so, you know,

(58:14):
encourage me to take care of myself even more of
it sounds a bit ridiculous, but that advice really stuck
with me.

Speaker 34 (58:19):
So thank you.

Speaker 20 (58:20):
It's true.

Speaker 10 (58:20):
And you know, Victoria, you don't have to have that
model magazine perfect body. Just take care of the body
you have and do the best you can. And that's good.

Speaker 8 (58:29):
It's great advice. And I think I should take that
advice for myself because my body is loving out. But anyway,
thank you, Victoria. It's a pleasure talking to you two.

Speaker 36 (58:39):
Thank you all so much.

Speaker 38 (58:40):
I have a good day.

Speaker 10 (58:40):
Hold on one second. Oh look at this text message.
You taught me you don't have to peel an eggplant.
No you don't, No, no you do.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
What's that foggy eric code? Three one five. You taught
me to never let anyone but hold my furniture. Ye,
it's so true.

Speaker 13 (58:57):
You taught me how to a pizza.

Speaker 12 (59:00):
The best way not to put it in the oven,
not the toaster, but to put it in a frying pan.
And you make some lovely crispy pizza that way.

Speaker 10 (59:06):
Here you go, I've got a great one line seven.
Hello Ashley, Hi, welcome to the show. How are you
feeling right now?

Speaker 35 (59:15):
Tell me, honestly, I cannot believe I've made it on.
I've been calling many times over Bolsons High School and
now I'm a teacher, so it's been.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Quite a while.

Speaker 17 (59:23):
Now.

Speaker 8 (59:24):
We love you, Ashley for many reasons.

Speaker 10 (59:26):
But the reason you are on is what you learn
from this show and you've applied it to your life
is really important for us to hear.

Speaker 8 (59:34):
What is it?

Speaker 35 (59:36):
Honestly? I just love how confident Danielle and God You
are and how they're just relentlessly themselves no matter what.
And I think that's a great message for all women.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Oh my gosh, I'm a sweet You've just made our month.

Speaker 8 (59:50):
Thanks, that's so nice.

Speaker 13 (59:52):
Thank you again.

Speaker 8 (59:53):
If you're not going to be yourself, I mean, who
are you going to be?

Speaker 3 (59:56):
You be you?

Speaker 8 (59:57):
And that's it really is extremely by by example, Danielle
and Gandhi have extremely important stuff. They're they're showing all
of us, not just not just women for guys, to everyone.
I love it all right, Well, Ashley, thank you? Are
you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
She's so sweet?

Speaker 35 (01:00:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
Okay, that just made me really happy. Thanks you have
your confidence, and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 20 (01:00:18):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
All right. We ended up a great one.

Speaker 13 (01:00:23):
Yes, another week and here we go into the day.

Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
Cal Vista ran in the Morning show in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:00:35):
Roommate Rules. I look back on my days when I
was in college and I had roommates. We had them
coming in and out. I forgot. I didn't even know
half their names because there was like, what's your name?
Oh you live here? Great?

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
But you have to have rules.

Speaker 10 (01:00:47):
You have to have rules because you're living in this society, right,
You're in your own forced subset of life, right, and
so you have to have rules. Looking back on your
roommate days, I'm sure you had a few.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
I hope you did. Otherwise, things roll off the tracks
and people have misunderstandings and you're stuck with each other.
So you have to make things work. Let's go talk
to Sean on line twenty. Hey Sean, how you doing?

Speaker 17 (01:01:15):
Elvis in the gang?

Speaker 29 (01:01:16):
Good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:01:17):
So where did you have a roommate situation? Was this
college or what?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Oh?

Speaker 29 (01:01:21):
Well, I was in the military, stationed in New Mexico,
beautiful New Mexico, and my roommate went out one night,
came home wicked late, and decided to poop all over
the bathroom like somebody dropped a mab in the toilet bowl.
Oh golf, And then and then told me he ran
out of toilet paper and wiped with the shower curtain.

Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
Oh God, let's be honest. We all, we've all confused.
We've all confused toilet paper with the shower curtain from
time to time, right, and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
You never know?

Speaker 8 (01:01:56):
And so and so when he woke up from his
drunken stew I mean, did he did you make?

Speaker 17 (01:02:02):
I woke him up?

Speaker 29 (01:02:03):
Okay, I woke him up, sent him and the only
thing we had in that very remote section of New
Mexico was Walmart. He woke up by me right away
and went and replaced everything in that bathroom. And then
from then on out, my roommate rule was no more roommates.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
Yeah, yeah, wow, I think they could be the best
roommate rule ever, just no roommates. How about that? All right? Well, shroom,
what part of New Mexico were you stationed?

Speaker 29 (01:02:28):
I was actually in Alamgordo, right outside Cloud Crop.

Speaker 23 (01:02:31):
Very beautiful.

Speaker 8 (01:02:32):
Wow.

Speaker 29 (01:02:33):
I actually got engaged to my wife on top of
the mountain in Cloud Croft in New Mexico. Back then,
this was a long time ago. We'd been married sixteen years.

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
Wow, it was.

Speaker 29 (01:02:41):
It was beautiful out there.

Speaker 8 (01:02:42):
Hey. You know what, And from now on, no more
shower curtain problems, you know what I'm saying? All Right, Sean,
thank you very much. You have a great day. Thanks
for serving our country. Christina's online twenty one calling from Miami.
Oh Christina, Now where would where did this happen? Why
did you have a roommate?

Speaker 17 (01:02:59):
Hey guys, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 38 (01:03:02):
So I was actually up in college at US. I'm
a Gator, Go Gators, and we had a three bedroom apartment.
So me and my best friend had two of the
bedrooms and we had a third unit that was kind
of just randomly assigned to people. Whoever releasing people decided
to shove in there. So there was a girl who
came in, super nice girl. And then we wake up

(01:03:24):
Saturday morning. I will never forget this, and my best
friend and I had come out to the kitchen and
the entire kitchen has been ransacked. There's cereal exploded everywhere,
refrigerator door left open, there's food on the counters, and
then our toasters missing. So it turns out, we find

(01:03:44):
out later our third roommate brought a guy home. They
were both drunk out of their minds, were very hungry apparently,
and the guy stole their toaster.

Speaker 8 (01:03:54):
He stole it. I mean, look, I can see it,
getting drunk and making a mess. But he walked out
with your toaster.

Speaker 38 (01:04:00):
Yes, I'm all for having a good time.

Speaker 9 (01:04:02):
We can clean up the mess.

Speaker 27 (01:04:03):
But he's still like a toaster.

Speaker 8 (01:04:05):
Did you yet No?

Speaker 38 (01:04:07):
I never got it back. And on top of that day,
he left the door unlocked when he stuck out that day.
So he left three ladies in an apartment with the
door unlocked.

Speaker 8 (01:04:15):
No toaster. Yeah I had someone broken in. You had
no toaster to throw at them.

Speaker 38 (01:04:21):
You know what I'm saying exactly, very upsetting. So the
new rule was do whatever you want to do, just
don't steal my appliance.

Speaker 8 (01:04:27):
To speak exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:04:28):
Leave the plants is plugged it. Thank you, Ahi, Christina.
No more roommates for you. Done, done deal. That's the
number one rule today.

Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
No roommates, moons ago.

Speaker 38 (01:04:36):
So thank you guys, loved being on.

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
Thank you guys, Christina. You go have a good day.
Oh here's an interesting Lindsay on twenty four, very interesting call.
So Lindsey, so it's you and three guys. So there's
four of you in this an apartment.

Speaker 16 (01:04:51):
Yes, it's a big four bedroom apartment.

Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
All right. So first of all, did you think it
was a little risky you a woman with three guys?
I mean you knew that you were. It was three
against one.

Speaker 16 (01:05:04):
Yeah, I'm okay with it because I'm thirty three and
I've known them all since i was thirteen, So it
wasn't it wasn't too much of a respector it's a
little weird situation because I also have three cats, so
it's a crazy apartment. But I have certain rules where like,
they have to be nice in my cats because one

(01:05:25):
of them cape animals and he's something else. And then
I have another roommate that literally leaves his underwear everywhere.
And then my other rule is they cannot use any
of my shower stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
Yeah. Gross, because guys.

Speaker 9 (01:05:41):
Are it's extremely gross.

Speaker 8 (01:05:44):
You have to have rules. I mean, but let's go
back to the guy who leaves his underwear everywhere. I mean,
he'll just walk in, close the door and just take
his underwear off in the living room and just leave
it there.

Speaker 16 (01:05:56):
He's yeah, he's he walks around.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
He's a he's not either.

Speaker 19 (01:06:00):
He's a very big guy.

Speaker 16 (01:06:02):
And there's been a couple of times too because he
does walk around in his underwear. And I've had family,
you know, visiting me or like they're coming to see me,
and he would answer the door and his tidy whities
and nothing else.

Speaker 30 (01:06:16):
And wow, that.

Speaker 8 (01:06:19):
Sounds like a dream. I don't know. Yeah, that's the thing,
you know. And I know that they have services now
where you can vet whoever you're who is applying to
move into your apartment or whatever, and they check him
out and this and that. But you never really can
fully know any wont until you live with him, right, Lindsey.

Speaker 16 (01:06:40):
Oh, you're You're completely true about that. Like I said,
I've known the guys for twenty years basically, and I'm
still learning stuff every single day about them.

Speaker 8 (01:06:50):
Oh you're no. Are you still with him as a roommate.

Speaker 16 (01:06:54):
Yeah, I've been. I've been living with him now for
sixty years, all of us.

Speaker 8 (01:06:58):
Wow. Wow, good luck man. Oh awesome. All right. Look
rule number one get rid of your roommates works, all right, Lindsay,
thanks for calling. I'm gonna start doing them when I
walk into any room, maybe at work even I'm just
gonna take my underwear off and leave it. Oh my goodness, Lindsay,
have a great day. Okay, Okay, thanks, what's Danielle?

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
So are the guy that owned my house? I mean
he wasn't my roommate, but the guy that owned the
house before us. Was called naked man in the neighborhood
because he did everything like that. He went and got
the mail naked, he was on the barbecue naked. The
whole neighborhood always saw him naked.

Speaker 8 (01:07:33):
So he was totally naked.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Yes, and they always go, oh, you live in naked
man's house. I'm like, okay, yeah, I guess she's yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:07:40):
Didn't you guys have roommates? Any rules, any problems?

Speaker 15 (01:07:43):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:07:43):
I had a million problems. We didn't have rules. In retrospect,
we should have had rules.

Speaker 12 (01:07:48):
But my one roommate, she was dating a guy that
I was friends with for a long time before they
started dating. She came home one day and we were
playing video games. She got angry. She picked up his
phone and smashed it against the wall, and without hesitating,
he got up, picked up her phone, smashed it against
the wall, and went back to playing the video game,
at which point I realized I needed a new roommate.

Speaker 13 (01:08:09):
And then she stole all my shirts. Oh my god, hell,
all of them.

Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
And Andrew is a new roommate. To hear about his
new roommate that's not paying rent.

Speaker 13 (01:08:18):
At all, Andrew should talk about it.

Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
Yeah, Andrew. So poor Andrew. You know he's been He's
had lots of apartments since I've met him. Anyway, tell
her what about your roommates that's not paying rent? My god,
ing a sap. I found a roach this morning. You know,
no offense, but roaches happened. You know, it's kind of
a part of life now. They shouldn't happen in my apartment. Okay,

(01:08:47):
poor guy, fifth floor. It's a new apartment and I
found one, and I just I can't. I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it. And you
know what they say, where there's one all of his friends?

Speaker 20 (01:08:58):
Yes, so people.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Yeah, if two people are living together and then you
have a boyfriend a girlfriend that comes into the fold,
at what point does that third party have to pay rent?

Speaker 8 (01:09:10):
Because because when I have a roommate, if the rule
was if.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
They spend more than seven days in a row there,
they are absolutely going.

Speaker 8 (01:09:17):
To contribute to that month's rent, because I forget that.
You know, when I was in college, we have people
moving in and I mean they would move in with
other roommates and then they wouldn't pay a thing. I'm
like no, and but we didn't have that rule. I
needed you there. Yeah, seriously, we had that in place. Yeah,
there's always there's always the freeloader that just comes in
and just doesn't pay for anything. You're like, no, you
need to have a we need to have a meeting.

(01:09:39):
So dishes, stealing each other's food, stealing each other's booze,
clothing in a Gandhi's case, roommates, Jeez, I can't do it.
I have two Schnauzers that I can't even handle them.
You know what I'm saying, eat.

Speaker 13 (01:09:53):
My food, to wear my shirts, pee everywhere.

Speaker 8 (01:09:57):
Anyway, your d.

Speaker 13 (01:10:02):
Why you look at some wed Maybe you'll calm down
a little.

Speaker 7 (01:10:05):
And the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:10:18):
Okay, So do you ever go to YouTube to watch
videos to teach you how to do things? Yep, yes
I do, Gandhi, last time you went to YouTube to
learn something?

Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
What did you go for?

Speaker 13 (01:10:28):
I needed to fix the garbage disposal?

Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
Oh really, it's good. Yes, they taught you how to
use that key to turn it or put your hand down.

Speaker 12 (01:10:35):
Did I knew that there was something going on underneath?
It was like a switch or a key or it
was something and I had my head under there, couldn't
figure it out.

Speaker 13 (01:10:41):
So I was like, you know what YouTube is going
to get me through?

Speaker 10 (01:10:44):
I will tell you one of the scariest things in
the world in life is putting your hand down into
the garbage disposal.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Oh yeah, I didn't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:10:52):
Please you look around me. Sure no one is near
the button. Yes, I wonder what that would feel like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
They won't even let me have one at home because
they don't trust me.

Speaker 8 (01:11:01):
Oh yeah, how can you not be trusted with the garbage?

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Just like I said, I think we need a garbage
of sols and my husband's like, yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:11:06):
Not you right?

Speaker 8 (01:11:08):
So what did you learn on YouTube?

Speaker 13 (01:11:10):
So the other day I.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Decided to clean my freezer out, so I took apart
all the bins from the bottom of the freezer and
I couldn't get them back in. So I looked it
up on YouTube and I still couldn't figure it out.
So I sat on the floor crying in all tears
that what is wrong with me? This is the dumbest
thing I've ever done? Why did I do this?

Speaker 8 (01:11:28):
You see? You know the thing is you watched those
videos and in ninety seconds they get it done. Yeah,
it doesn't take that long in real life.

Speaker 10 (01:11:36):
For me, it was trying to learn how to tie
a bow tie and still I was there for hours,
never could figure it out.

Speaker 8 (01:11:42):
Coordinate what we love?

Speaker 27 (01:11:44):
My god?

Speaker 34 (01:11:45):
I was trying to pair the built in garage door
opener in my car. A lot of people have these
to the garage door opener signal in my garage.

Speaker 8 (01:11:55):
That should be easy.

Speaker 39 (01:11:56):
The video one minute and thirty seconds right right there.
See yes, yes, you know how long I was there?
Two and a half hours. Are you kidding, Nate? You
gotta get out of the car. You gotta get ladder,
you gotta press the lurb button.

Speaker 8 (01:12:09):
I got to the car. Oh yes. My neighbor came
over at some point, he goes, what's going on? This
garage door keeps going up and down?

Speaker 20 (01:12:15):
I see you with the ladder.

Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
The car is running inside. Are you gonna do something stupid?
I'm like I might. Why don't you just put the
button on the on the visor. No, it's built in.
It's a built in home. You have to use that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
You know what else?

Speaker 11 (01:12:29):
Sucks?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
And Gandi when you want to use a straightening iron
to make curls and they have tim surreal. I'm like,
this is bull I'm gonna burn my hair off before
I can figure this out because it does make up tutorials.

Speaker 12 (01:12:42):
Nope, nope, I leave the house after I try exactly
what I saw in the video. I did the exact
same thing, and I look like a dog that had
my head out the window the whole time.

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
I don't know what happened, red dog.

Speaker 37 (01:12:56):
I have these Phillips smart bulb lights, and I spent
an entire Sunday watching YouTube videos on how to make
this one light stop flickering.

Speaker 8 (01:13:07):
So you have to disconnect them all from the hub,
and then you got to make them talk to each
other again.

Speaker 37 (01:13:11):
Let me tell you something, By the time I got
that one light to go back on, two other ones
went out.

Speaker 8 (01:13:16):
Yeah, yep, hi Cam, how are you good?

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
I'm on the radio well as.

Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
We are excited to speak with you. So did you
actually had a fail or a win when you learned
how to do something on YouTube?

Speaker 15 (01:13:29):
A total win?

Speaker 31 (01:13:30):
So I got a free TV from a family member,
but the smart part of the TV didn't work, and
actually getting it all like the firestick wouldn't work. You
couldn't do it. I was like totally frustrated. I went
on YouTube.

Speaker 15 (01:13:45):
I figured out how to open up the back of the.

Speaker 31 (01:13:48):
TV, fix the line on the back, and I've got.

Speaker 15 (01:13:50):
A smart TV.

Speaker 8 (01:13:51):
Now wait, you actually opened up a TV.

Speaker 13 (01:13:53):
Nice for me.

Speaker 8 (01:13:55):
That would be the equivalent of like cracking someone's ribs
and opening up their ribcage. Wait of him.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
That's awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
Good for you.

Speaker 31 (01:14:05):
So if I broke it, eye wasn't that.

Speaker 8 (01:14:08):
There's that, but there's also that satisfaction you got when
it worked, right, You're like.

Speaker 31 (01:14:11):
Ah, absolutely, Like I was like, oh man, I can
pick anything now.

Speaker 8 (01:14:16):
Well, okay, we're impressed. We love how you bragged on
our show, but we love you anyway. Keim, have a
great one, Okay, you do. The other thing is a printer,
Like printers are the worst.

Speaker 13 (01:14:27):
I'm like, it's so easy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
It says the internet connection. It should be.

Speaker 8 (01:14:31):
It never works. Did you see the video?

Speaker 10 (01:14:33):
I'm in a video will be throwing a printer into
the yard. I got so mad at this stupid printer.

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
I threw it in the yard. Finally, we talked to Meg.
How are you doing? Meg?

Speaker 36 (01:14:44):
I'm good, but I can top you all.

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
Okay, I love that. Go ahead.

Speaker 35 (01:14:49):
YouTube taught this.

Speaker 36 (01:14:50):
Divorce mom of four young kids how to change a
carburetor in my riding mower.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Good, that's a awesome. How long did it take you?

Speaker 19 (01:15:03):
Only about a half hour?

Speaker 17 (01:15:05):
Actually?

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Impressed.

Speaker 8 (01:15:07):
But you changed a carburetor in your damn lawnmower. That
kind of idea. That is hot. Actually, it must be
very empowering.

Speaker 10 (01:15:18):
And you know what I mean, raising four kids is
that's got to be enough in your life. And then
but changing a carburetor on a lawnmower.

Speaker 8 (01:15:28):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Good.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
You do what you gotta do.

Speaker 18 (01:15:32):
You know what.

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
I'm impressed Meg you in the day, and I hope
you have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 38 (01:15:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
Bye.

Speaker 10 (01:15:39):
I'm going to learn how to run a morning show
on YouTube. I bet they have that so they can
teach us in ninety seconds or less.

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
So Danielle plays two roles in this production. It's your
phone tap, Danielle. What do you have all right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Becky? Email said, my aunt's son is getting married. The
whole family is going on a cruise to celebrate. So
I want you to call my aunt Joanne tell her
that her room on the cruise is the only one
that's no longer available.

Speaker 13 (01:16:09):
She is gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Crazy, is gonna be very upseting, not gonna be happy,
Becky her, I guess her?

Speaker 8 (01:16:17):
Anne, Yeah, that's what. Okay, let's listen in to today's
phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Hello, it's how I'm looking for Joanne Weimer. Please baking? Yeah, Hi,
this is Lisa from Michael's office and Las. Yes, we
are having some problems. There's construction going on in that
room when you're supposed to be leaving for your cruise. Okay,
so the problem is we don't have any other rooms available.

Speaker 22 (01:16:41):
This is my son's wedding.

Speaker 15 (01:16:42):
Are you telling me I can't go on that cruise?

Speaker 18 (01:16:44):
No?

Speaker 15 (01:16:45):
Wait a minute, are you serious here?

Speaker 38 (01:16:48):
You're telling me that we have to change our whole crew.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Yeah, unfortunately, we do have room on a cruise leaving
in July.

Speaker 38 (01:16:56):
No, we can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Oh should I book you on the July fifth cruise?

Speaker 18 (01:17:02):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:17:03):
No, no, we don't want the July fifth cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
That cruise is a little bit more expensive, though. I
must tell you, lady, you've.

Speaker 30 (01:17:10):
Gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 31 (01:17:12):
You're kidding me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
There is no way I'm trying to give you a
heads up. So that you could try and figure something
out ahead of time, to.

Speaker 9 (01:17:19):
Figure something out.

Speaker 8 (01:17:20):
Everybody in my party, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Okay, But the problem is is that there are no
other cruises. Oh I can't just say well, sorry and
you can't go on the cruise? Can you hold and
then I'll try and look up on the computer some things?

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
Yes, sure, thank you.

Speaker 15 (01:17:37):
This is my room.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
My room is going to.

Speaker 9 (01:17:42):
Be under construction.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Why would they do that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Ask me?

Speaker 13 (01:17:47):
Hello?

Speaker 20 (01:17:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
My question is does it matter where the cruise goes?

Speaker 40 (01:17:51):
No, I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:17:52):
We don't give it where the cruise goes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
I have a couple of cruises, but they're going to
colder climates.

Speaker 30 (01:17:58):
Colder climates.

Speaker 8 (01:17:59):
Yeah, oh no, I'm come.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
On, rady.

Speaker 30 (01:18:01):
You gotta be kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Is there someone else that you could stay with on
the cruise if we doubled you up?

Speaker 13 (01:18:06):
Yeah, maybe I'll stay in the room with my son
and his new wife.

Speaker 30 (01:18:10):
I bet they'll appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Won't they, Because like I said, there's plenty of rooms
still on that July fifth cruise. And not no, forget
the Tory.

Speaker 30 (01:18:18):
We're not paying to but.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
You said that this since the wedding is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Not got.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Call you up man head attack I'm being totally honest here.

Speaker 30 (01:18:28):
Where I just you're hard headed?

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
Hello, yeah, okay, Becky, Now we need to get you
in contact with her. I we're gonna call her back now,
all right, okay, hello.

Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
Okay, you gotta tell me this is a freaking joke.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
What am I talking about?

Speaker 27 (01:18:49):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
You know you know who?

Speaker 30 (01:18:50):
You said the people from.

Speaker 17 (01:18:51):
The cruise line was gonna call me.

Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
Yeah, my room, mine of all rooms.

Speaker 17 (01:18:56):
Is going to be under construction.

Speaker 8 (01:18:58):
So either I have to cancel or I rule somebody else.

Speaker 30 (01:19:03):
And she goes, let me book you on July theft.
I said no, I said, go why theft the whole cruise?
I said, you tell bride Zellah. You tell bride Zillah
that she's got to postpone her wedding. Told tell Joeli,
cause I.

Speaker 9 (01:19:17):
Ain't telling her this is this is totally ridiculous.

Speaker 25 (01:19:20):
So wait and let's see what happens.

Speaker 11 (01:19:22):
All right, all right, all right, alright, bye.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Bye, Joanne Dicking. This is Leslie from neighbor. How are
you today?

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
I'm having a hard time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
But the woman that you spoke to earlier, Lisa, I
think her name was uh huh. She was saying that
she offered you to the July fifth cruise, but unfortunately
you said no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
No, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 13 (01:19:46):
I can't believe this is happening a month before.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
This isn't talk right, Yeah, you're right, this is a joke.
This is Danielle Narrow from Elvis Joanne in the Morning Show,
and you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
I'm going to kill.

Speaker 12 (01:20:02):
I'm I'm gonna pay a good.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Time for this the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 33 (01:20:08):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.

Speaker 7 (01:20:12):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:20:26):
Oh you know, we have the world's best interns here
at our show. Yes, thank god for interns like Nala. Nala,
come in, Nana, Paena is here?

Speaker 8 (01:20:35):
Uh, come on in. Thanks for showing up.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Nala is so adorable. I love thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:20:41):
You can't help it though, I don't hear myself.

Speaker 40 (01:20:44):
Am I supposed to say that?

Speaker 8 (01:20:45):
You just turn your knob? There you go, can yourself?

Speaker 40 (01:20:48):
Yeah, I'm so unprofessional.

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
No, that's okay, No, we call that raw.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
So uh.

Speaker 8 (01:20:53):
I heard a story that you were telling to someone else.
I just want to I don't want to embarrass you
by bringing up personal stuff on the air.

Speaker 40 (01:20:58):
It's cool as do it embarrass me.

Speaker 10 (01:21:00):
But here he goes, you've been talking to this guy
for a while and you clearly like each other, right,
but you've sort of stalled.

Speaker 8 (01:21:09):
You haven't really moved to that next step. So he
proposed something to you that didn't sit right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
What was it?

Speaker 40 (01:21:16):
So he asked me to come over his house and
I was like, uh, no, you need to take me
out first. He kind of was just like, huh, take
you out. I was like, yeah, I'm not going over
to your house. I have standards, I have a system.
This is how I work things. So I don't even
think it's really that we've stalled. It is more like,
I put this demand down, you need to take me out.
I'm not going to your house until you take.

Speaker 8 (01:21:37):
Me out, right.

Speaker 40 (01:21:38):
So yeah, kind of just figuring it out.

Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Do you think that when he takes you to his
house things are going to happen and that's what he's expecting?

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:21:45):
Yeah, yeah, with you, it doesn't matter. You know what,
Here's what matters. Nala wants this to move during this
this way to you, the natural progression of things is,
let's go out. Let's spend some time with each other
before we get into a situation that could go left
or right whatever I choose. However, I choose for it

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to go at your house. But so how did he
respond to that? So he kind of was just like
really in shock.

Speaker 40 (01:22:13):
I was like, yeah, you we text every single day, Like,
I don't know what you're scared about, but we're obviously vibing.
You need to take me out. That is the only
way I'm going to your house.

Speaker 13 (01:22:22):
You're taking me out like that.

Speaker 40 (01:22:24):
He was just like, okay, fine, you let me know
when you're free and let me know where you want
to go. I was like, okayl should.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Plan the date, like he should plan a nice night
where you should say where do.

Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
You want to go?

Speaker 13 (01:22:34):
I like that idea.

Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
I didn't think about that.

Speaker 40 (01:22:36):
I'm so demanding and I didn't think, like, you know what,
I'm going to demand exactly what I want.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
I don't know what.

Speaker 8 (01:22:40):
Okay, here, well you don't have to know exactly what
you want, but you do know that there's a way
to get to whatever that is. Yeah, So here's the thing.
And this is the life lesson that we all learned
from what Nahla is doing. Is the word demanding is
is kind of a negative for people. And if you
hear a girl or a woman demand, then they're all
she's difficult. No, she's not right. She's doing what all

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men and women should do. You go out there and
you say, this is how I want this to be.
The way you want to do It doesn't work for me,
doesn't mean.

Speaker 29 (01:23:12):
I don't like you.

Speaker 8 (01:23:13):
Oh yeah, but God show me the respect I deserve.

Speaker 40 (01:23:15):
It's funny because he was like, Okay, you do things
that way, but I do it this way. I was like,
good for you, that doesn't work for me, And exactly,
you can move forward your way. I'm gonna go my way.

Speaker 38 (01:23:25):
So like that.

Speaker 40 (01:23:26):
It's weird to say my way or no way, but
my way or no way, but it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
You know what, you know what you want. You have
standards and you should definitely stick to them.

Speaker 8 (01:23:34):
And here's another way of looking at it. And you,
by the way, you don't owe him an explanation why
you want it this way, but you could say, hey,
you may not believe it now, but this would be
good for you too. I mean, because I know me,
I am Nalla, and this is if you want to
get to know me, this is the best way to
do it. Let's go out, let's get to know each other.

Speaker 13 (01:23:52):
You're in no hurry, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:23:54):
I love it.

Speaker 10 (01:23:55):
And you know, look, my dad always my dad was
the father of three boys. Right there are my two
brothers in me. My dad always said if I had
a daughter, I would have had a heart attack a
long time ago, because I don't want them out there
in this world.

Speaker 8 (01:24:08):
But that's old school thinking. This is this is a
new way of thinking in this day and age, especially
with all the news that's been coming out in the
past five years about women and what they've had to
endure in life with some people who are very unfair
to them. You know, you think you need to go
out there and say this is the way it is
for me, and it's okay.

Speaker 40 (01:24:26):
Yeah, it's a perfect time to be vocal in my opinion,
like this is what I want. I'm young, I want
to get it, and I have to vocalize that that's
the only way that I'm going to get it or
I got to work for things too, you know. But
it starts with being vocal about it. And so I
agree women. Women are going through it in society and
if you don't speak up about the things you want,
you probably won't get them.

Speaker 8 (01:24:48):
Well, this is this example you gave us is something
you're going through. But you're also winning at this and
so keep telling me like that, that's it. I'm ready
to have a daughter. I want. I want to have
a daughter. I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
I got me.

Speaker 8 (01:24:58):
I'm in.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Also, the way she presents herself and she's she's not
nasty about it, she's not bitchy about it. She's like, look,
you have to understand this is my principles, this is
what I feel. And she's very you know, she makes
a great point.

Speaker 10 (01:25:13):
Thank you, and it's it's something we can all learn from.
And even as an older guy, I'm still learning about life.
I will until the day I croak. You know, if
you want something and you wanted to get there a
certain way, it's okay to say this is the way
I want it. I've got Kaylee on the phone. Hi, Kaylee,
how you doing?

Speaker 18 (01:25:31):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
Great? How are you?

Speaker 8 (01:25:32):
We're doing well? Say good morning to my new daughter, Nala.

Speaker 9 (01:25:36):
Good morning, good morning, Nala.

Speaker 8 (01:25:39):
What do you think about what she just shared with us.

Speaker 9 (01:25:42):
No, I think that's great.

Speaker 38 (01:25:43):
I don't think it's demanding at all.

Speaker 19 (01:25:46):
I think you have your expectations set and you have
to have those standards set.

Speaker 35 (01:25:52):
How like in today's day and age.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
You know, it's hook up culture, and.

Speaker 38 (01:25:58):
I think it's really easy to get oft in situationships
and setting those expectations and.

Speaker 23 (01:26:03):
Boundaries are a really good way to move forward.

Speaker 38 (01:26:07):
Without having to get stuck in that kind of situation before.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
You know it. I love it.

Speaker 18 (01:26:14):
I like it.

Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
You said it's the hookup culture. But let me okay,
let me throw this one in there. Ready. If that's
what Nala wants, then that's that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Too, as long as she's right. Absolutely, as long as
you're vocalizing that, yeah, it's what you want boundaries, that's
all it comes down to. I love the fact that
you're not playing games. Yeah you're You're just like, this
is what I want, and if I don't get it,
well you're not going to get what you want.

Speaker 8 (01:26:37):
There are guys, though, there are guys that will consider this.
They will say, hmm, she's playing games with me.

Speaker 40 (01:26:43):
I mean I've had I've gotten this is the first
time I did something like this, and I've gotten that
type of feedback like, nah, you're just playing games, like
you know what I want?

Speaker 8 (01:26:50):
Cool, you know what I want? So I don't think
we see we know you're not playing games, and you
need to be with if you want to be with
a guy, you need to be with a guy that
understands this is not a game. Kaylee, I love that
you called in. Thanks for listening to us on Q
ninety four.

Speaker 17 (01:27:03):
Are you a teacher, I'm a school counselor oh god, you're.

Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
Doing God's work. Yes, Hey, thanks for listening.

Speaker 24 (01:27:09):
Love that.

Speaker 8 (01:27:09):
I love that you're listening to us.

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
Thanks so much.

Speaker 8 (01:27:12):
Have a great day. Okay, there you go. Naalah, you
got some fans and people are texting in.

Speaker 40 (01:27:16):
I mean, I hope they're vocalizing what they want to
There's nothing wrong.

Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
There's so many people like you know, it could be
any like scary earlier was talking about going to a
restaurant and they bring food out that he doesn't like.
He's not going to say anything because he doesn't want
to rock the boat. This, this, this covers, This is
an overarching theme here. This is more than just dating.
This is whatever you're served in life. If you don't
like how it tastes, send it back.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Send it back. I love that.

Speaker 8 (01:27:43):
It's also a way to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
There's there's a way to do it like scary. There's
a way to send your food back without being nasty
and just letting them understand that this is not.

Speaker 8 (01:27:52):
What I wanted and this is always afraid they're going
to spit in it always Well in this case here.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
I think the issue is that rewarded behavior, behavior usually
goes you know, you know, they repeat it, so he's
probably gotten away with it before. But the fact that
you're setting these boundaries is great. I think more people
should use your approach.

Speaker 8 (01:28:08):
You know, it just sounds like it sounds like training.
It sounds like training a dog. Yes, bad, bad How
dare you want me at your house?

Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
Bad?

Speaker 8 (01:28:15):
Bad boy? You're right, Elvis. Well, I think Naala's approach
is a little a little more.

Speaker 40 (01:28:21):
Shall little nice, sir. I try to be kind about it. Hey,
I don't want to break your heart, but before you
break mind, these are my boundaries.

Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
I got Steve. Hi, Steve, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
Guys, we'll say good morning to Nala. And what do
you want to add to the conversation.

Speaker 9 (01:28:36):
Good morning, Nala, Good morning.

Speaker 23 (01:28:39):
Maybe offer a guy's perspective on the whole dating and
going out and oftentimes as a guy, we don't necessarily
always know what it is that you want. And maybe
he was just presenting a solution to get you guys
out together, and if if you wanted to go out,
maybe you should have offered that to him, to take

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him out and say, hey, why don't we go out
and do something, and then maybe that would have gotten
you what you wanted.

Speaker 40 (01:29:07):
I think I agree to an extent only because in
my situation, he knows what I want. Like you, I
feel like before you said boundaries, you need to present
why you're setting the boundaries, so you know what I want,
and there's there's only so many ways I'm willing to
compromise that, and so I agree, Like maybe I could
have asked him out, but that's not what I want,

(01:29:28):
Like I don't you know, there's nothing wrong with that,
nothing wrong, But I agree. I think the team what's
go could be turned and it could go that way too.

Speaker 8 (01:29:34):
Yeah, yeah, it's confusing. You know, he might even be
intimidated by you a little bit, maybe, But you know what,
and this is the thing. You know, what I think
of relationships, even from the beginning to the very end.
It's like driving down the highway. You have two lanes.
Either you're in the same lane, or you're next to
each other, or you're not anywhere near each other. Sometimes
you merge exactly anyway. So it's it is, it's it's

(01:29:57):
a challenge for both members of any real relationship. That's
that's a relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
That's why communication is so important, like open honest communication.
Games are just so stupid.

Speaker 23 (01:30:08):
They just put it's all about.

Speaker 8 (01:30:12):
Like you said, all right, Steve, thanks for listening to us.
That's the thing. You know, just because you're setting boundaries
doesn't mean you're doing it to be in control.

Speaker 11 (01:30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 40 (01:30:22):
I think that's why he was so fine with Bailey. Yeah, fine,
where you want to go? Like, because he he communicated
what he wanted as well, And so you can't get
mad at me for setting my boundaries. I found an okay, compromise.
So well, communication is key, not that you threw.

Speaker 8 (01:30:39):
Him the ball. Let's see how he runs with it. Okay,
you updated because when you told him what you wanted,
he actually got to know you a little bit there,
and so I hope he doesn't throw that away. Nala
the intern, she's just fabulous.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
He's so cute.

Speaker 8 (01:30:53):
I love that.

Speaker 7 (01:30:55):
I want to hear all the crazy stuff that Gandhi
can't talk about on the Big Show.

Speaker 13 (01:31:00):
I recently discovered I've never been sicker.

Speaker 7 (01:31:04):
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the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 20 (01:31:12):
I have a restraining order against them.

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
Oh, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 10 (01:31:29):
You know we were talking earlier about going on to
like say Yelp or wherever, to great a restaurant or something.
You know how it is a lot of restaurants get
pissed off, and I don't blame them. People only go
to Yelp or Google reviews whatever just to complain. You
rarely see someone go on and giving five stars, going yes, fantastic.

(01:31:50):
You know they're not doing that Dale Carnegie thing where
you catch someone doing something right.

Speaker 8 (01:31:54):
And you should when you can.

Speaker 10 (01:31:57):
I mean, with for every one star or two star
you give any business, you should be you should be
willing to give a five star for the ones that
make you happy.

Speaker 8 (01:32:05):
Is that a good deal?

Speaker 12 (01:32:08):
And you people just don't have that same thing inside
them when they're happy to go spread it as much
as when you're angry about something and you're like, oh,
this is happening, I'm gonna be mad.

Speaker 8 (01:32:17):
But you know, everyone's play.

Speaker 10 (01:32:18):
You'll get a restaurant, you'll experience something, and they'll ask you, hey,
would you mind would you mind.

Speaker 8 (01:32:23):
Going on and just like giving us a good review
if you liked what you had, And so I don't.
I don't mind them asking for that, because it's kind
of the way of the world, is it not.

Speaker 13 (01:32:30):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
We did this at Northstomb Rack or one of those places.
The guy who runs the dressing room, he's always looking
for you to like give him a good review because
then I think they get like little perks here and there.
So he's the nicest guy. So every time I see him,
I'm like, I'm gonna go give you a review. He
gets so excited because then when you come back, he's like, guess.

Speaker 13 (01:32:50):
What I did it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
I got enough good reviews and I did really well.
He gets so excited. It's the best thing ever to
make someone feel good like that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:57):
I love it well. I know, but if he had
been awful at his job, you wouldn't done it exactly,
So he deserved it. He deserved it. But what about Look,
you know, we all get reviewed in one way or another,
doing different things in business and whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:33:10):
You get all these five or four star reviews who
love it, love it, love it, love it, and then
you get that one one star.

Speaker 13 (01:33:16):
You're like, yes, and we obsessed about that one star.

Speaker 8 (01:33:21):
It's yeah, just one one star review.

Speaker 13 (01:33:23):
I'm still guilty of it.

Speaker 8 (01:33:25):
Are you really talk about it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:33:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:33:27):
I mean so if we if I post something on
let's say Instagram, and there are five hundred very nice, supportive,
loving comments, I'm like, oh, thank you, I'll give it
a little heart, right, thanks. If there's one comment of
somebody saying something really crappy, that one will stick with me.
And I don't know why, because it's so stupid. There
are so many more that outweigh it. Why am I

(01:33:48):
focused on this one little turd who obviously wants you
to be bothered by it? Which is also why I've
turned my page into a dictatorship not a democracy exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:33:56):
And I ever since you introduce said concept to us,
I've been following along as well.

Speaker 8 (01:34:02):
Yeah, but here's the thing that one star person.

Speaker 10 (01:34:05):
You're probably never ever going to win them over ever, right,
so you must just flick them like a flea off
your hand.

Speaker 6 (01:34:14):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
I always try to think of it like this, like
something's really wrong in their world, and instead of trying
to get angry at them, I try to kind of
feel bad for them in the way, because nobody would
treat another person that way or say something like that
unless there was something inside them. I think that wasn't right.
There's something they're going.

Speaker 8 (01:34:32):
Yeah, but Danielle, it's not always them having issues. It's
also they just don't like you. They don't like they
don't like this, they don't like the product that you're giving,
they don't like it. It's not for them.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
I still don't think people will say something that mean
if there wasn't something wrong or going on or something something.

Speaker 13 (01:34:51):
There's a challenge of some.

Speaker 12 (01:34:53):
Kind turdy they have like third DNA, and they are
very very apt to go and say something when they're
behind a keyboard that it would say your face, and
specifically with us in this business, it could just be
that someone just doesn't like you, and that's it.

Speaker 13 (01:35:05):
They might be totally fun exactly, but they don't like you.

Speaker 8 (01:35:07):
You guys, you're missing something. You guys are missing something.
You're missing something. That's the whole point of having reviews.

Speaker 10 (01:35:15):
Look, if you can give me a one star review,
but be nice about it, that's totally different than being
just a big jackass about it, right, constructive. If they
came on, if they came on and said, hey, your show,
you know, I don't like you know, the raunchy talk.

Speaker 8 (01:35:28):
It sounds like you guys are having fun. It's just
not for me. And they give us one star.

Speaker 10 (01:35:32):
Okay, But if they come on to start like doing
what Danielle is saying, like being a jerk about it
and make trying to insult you, that's a whole other thing.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
Don't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:35:41):
Just be nice, right, be nice and give us one.

Speaker 13 (01:35:44):
Star, give us a five, give us a five.

Speaker 8 (01:35:47):
Totally fine, totally fine. Hey, another question, do any of
you have a cake in the house right now?

Speaker 13 (01:35:54):
I wish it wouldn't last long?

Speaker 33 (01:35:56):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:35:56):
No, really no, I don't. Why why do most of
us only have a cake in order to celebrate something?
There's never like a cake in the house, is it?

Speaker 25 (01:36:05):
Because?

Speaker 12 (01:36:05):
I mean, I think because it's so decadent and luxurious and.

Speaker 13 (01:36:10):
Just not something.

Speaker 12 (01:36:11):
I mean, and they never really come in like an
individual like a cupcake, shore the whole cake.

Speaker 8 (01:36:17):
Nothing but cakes. Now they have little like individual buttlets
buns or bullets or even they have small buninis now
which yes, my god, wait it's called nothing but buns.
Is this a store? Nothing nothing cakes? Nothing bunt cakes?

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
And let me tell you, the cream cheese frosting is
the oh my god, it's ridiculous thing I've ever tasted
in my life.

Speaker 8 (01:36:38):
Wait, hold on nothing food, hold on nothing bunt cakes.
I gotta fight cakes. And they come in three sizes.
There's a big size.

Speaker 14 (01:36:46):
You can get a double decker if you would like
for a bid that's you can get a buntlet, which
is a single person, or you can get a buntini,
which is a really small cake.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
They have options which are so delicious you are.

Speaker 8 (01:36:58):
By the way, guys, guys, keep in mind, no one's
paying for this. We're saying it because obviously they love
nothing bunped cakes, all right, but why do we need
a special occasion to buy a cake? That's my point,
I mean, once you realize Hake is celebratory food it is.

Speaker 40 (01:37:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:37:15):
My thing is I live by myself. If I brought
a cake home, that is just gluttonous, I'll eat it.

Speaker 8 (01:37:22):
Yeah, maybe those bunt tinis?

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
Is what you?

Speaker 8 (01:37:26):
Hey, Nate, what you got?

Speaker 19 (01:37:30):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:37:30):
Okay, well, hang on, it's just a live show with
time ticking.

Speaker 13 (01:37:32):
Wait, do you have a cake in your house?

Speaker 8 (01:37:34):
I don't, but I'm feeling I wish I had a
cake in my house. But you know what, if you're
alone in the house a lot, maybe having a cake
in the house is very dangerous because the cake will
leave the house in the form of eating it.

Speaker 12 (01:37:45):
And there's nothing worse than trying to get a piece
of cake in the middle of the night that has
one of those like plastic covers, and it is the
loudest thing that has ever existed in the middle of
the night, while you're trying to eat it.

Speaker 8 (01:37:54):
The whole world. Here's you digging into the cake. Now, Nate,
what do you have? I can't hear Nate?

Speaker 23 (01:37:59):
Can you?

Speaker 8 (01:38:00):
Where is Mike?

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
Go on?

Speaker 8 (01:38:00):
Oh my god, I need to make Sarah left a
review for her mailman. Oh you did. Let's go talk
to Sarah. Let's see how that worked. Hello, Sarah, Hi,
how are you? I'm great? So where okay, where did
you leave? Where? Where does one leave a review for
their delivery person, their carrier?

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
Well, so, my mail man his name is Brian. He's awesome.
He literally comes to my house like almost every day
to pick up packages for my small business. And for
Christmas time, I left to give him a you know,
a gift card and he refused to take it from me.
He's like, you're a small family. He sees my kids
in the window. He's like, I can't accept it from you,

(01:38:44):
like please, just happy holidays. So I was so like
shocked by in a maze by his how he was
talking to me. I went right onto the.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
UPS the USPS website and I did like a contact
using and I first off, it only allows you to
do a negative thing.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
But I finally got it through and.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
They sent a message saying thank you so much for
my mailman, and it actually did get back to him.

Speaker 8 (01:39:11):
Well, say my door one day, say thank you Sarah.
Wait hold on, they only give you an option to
complain on the USPS website.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
There was no way to send a message saying how
thankful you are for your mail man.

Speaker 8 (01:39:27):
I don't think it's not good.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Yeah, I get back to him, and.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
The postmaster messaged me and they said, thank you so much.
We're going to make sure we get that message to him.
I don't know if he got anything out of it,
but he did. Uh, he did get it because he
did knock on my door to say thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
That's good.

Speaker 8 (01:39:47):
Okay, well that's good. Well look, yeah, that's weird. I mean,
they should give you an option to say, yes, great
carrier here. I love Ryan.

Speaker 38 (01:39:55):
All right.

Speaker 10 (01:39:55):
Well, look, so I guess in this day and age,
you should be able to leave a re you about
anything anywhere. You know, let's Google has a lot of
review space, and of course Yelp as well. And then
you see that, you know, Sarah, Sometimes you see Yelp
reviews for a restaurant, you kind of wonder if they're padded?

Speaker 8 (01:40:12):
Are they real? You know, I don't know it will see.

Speaker 4 (01:40:17):
I mean, I have a small business, so word of mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
So when people say good things about me, like, I'm
super thankful, so like I felt like it was the only,
like the best way to do it, especially when he's
the one picking up packages from me.

Speaker 8 (01:40:29):
There you go, Sarah, thank you very much, what's up, Gandhi?

Speaker 13 (01:40:32):
So reviewing everything.

Speaker 12 (01:40:33):
I don't know if you guys watched Black Mirror, but
there's an episode called nose Dive where you can basically
review people as soon as you meet them.

Speaker 13 (01:40:40):
So somebody bumps into you on the street two stars,
I hate you, uh huh.

Speaker 12 (01:40:44):
And that becomes your social currency of what your life
is going to be like based on how everybody else
reviews you.

Speaker 13 (01:40:50):
And that thought is terrifying. And I feel like we're
very close to h Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:40:53):
I hope we're not that close to it. I have
no start, because you know, when you have a bunch
of a weirdos weird o't misfits out there rating people
for all the wrong reasons, and that's that's controlling you
and your destiny. No, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:41:08):
I think we're all smart enough to see through review
through reviews, aren't you. I mean, do you when you
go to Amazon, do you automatically always go to the
top reviewed thing and say this is the one I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:41:17):
Ordering it and just move on.

Speaker 13 (01:41:18):
I actually do that a lot.

Speaker 12 (01:41:19):
I do look at the reviews of and I look
at when people post pictures of what something actually looked
like in their body.

Speaker 13 (01:41:25):
I like to look at that too.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
I don't really trust it though sometimes I sometimes I
really think that it's not They're not real, Like I'm
is this a friend of theirs putting.

Speaker 13 (01:41:34):
Up this review?

Speaker 8 (01:41:35):
Is this like it's research? You know, you can't take
it all literally, you tesch to take it. Well, this
is one review. It's not all reviews, So I don't know.
It's the weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:41:45):
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Speaker 8 (01:41:47):
It's the Black Eyed Peace.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Hey, this is with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
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Speaker 8 (01:41:56):
So if we wanted to make some extra cash and
we started our only fans accounts, what would you pay
to watch straight Nates? Heather says she wants him to
eat a banana on only fans every day and maybe
they'll make five hundred dollars a month. That's a lot
of money. It is suggestions coming in Danielle show boobs. No,

(01:42:18):
you don't want to do that. You know you don't
want to do sexual Come on.

Speaker 10 (01:42:21):
Someone said they would pay on only fans to watch
Danielle go to Disney, So you have to go to
Disney every day. A lot of people, I mean a
huge number of people said they would pay an only
Fans monthly fee to watch Froggy and Lisa fight with
each other.

Speaker 8 (01:42:41):
That's good.

Speaker 10 (01:42:43):
Here's someone says her husband is addicted to Gandhi and
in love with her. They want to watch you paint
every day? You could do paint classes on only Fans.

Speaker 8 (01:42:50):
Make some money? Can call Let's go to Sean Lane
twenty four has some suggestions for only fans so we
can make some extra cash. Hello Sean, how you doing
all right? Good morning?

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:43:02):
Good morning? So do you follow no personal question? Do
you follow any fun accounts on OnlyFans currently?

Speaker 27 (01:43:11):
To be honest, no, I don't. But my boyfriend and
I always get a kick out of when we find
people that we know who have accounts, So this is
like an.

Speaker 8 (01:43:19):
All really with us. Oh my god. Now do you
tell them that you know they have accounts? Or do
you keep it a secret?

Speaker 27 (01:43:27):
Uh? No, we usually keep it a secret and we
kind of laugh about it to each other.

Speaker 8 (01:43:33):
Well, do you pay the money to watch your friends
do their thing on OnlyFans?

Speaker 6 (01:43:38):
I ain't.

Speaker 8 (01:43:40):
I don't know, you know, I think maybe I would.

Speaker 18 (01:43:47):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:43:47):
Seriously, let me ask you everyone, if you found out
a friend of yours was getting funky on Onlyfriends. Wouldn't
you pay money just for a month and then cancel
just to watch and see what they're doing? Absolutely, it'd
be interesting, absolutely, Sean, friends, do you think well?

Speaker 10 (01:44:05):
I know, but you wouldn't tell them you'd have to
join under like you know, I don't know if they
look at names and things. I mean, I'm asking so
many questions, Sean.

Speaker 8 (01:44:13):
I know you didn't call up to admit to all this,
but I'm so your friends that do have only Fans accounts?
Do they do? Do you think they do well? Are
they hot enough to bring in a lot of money?

Speaker 27 (01:44:24):
Some of them I can see doing really well and
others are the ones that we kind of laugh about
and we're like, maybe you should think about other options.

Speaker 8 (01:44:32):
All right, So, do you have some suggestions for us? Sean?

Speaker 10 (01:44:38):
And they have They cannot be of a sexual nature,
because I don't think we're gonna do that, But what
are your suggestions for us to make somebody on Only Fans?

Speaker 27 (01:44:46):
Well, my boyfriend and I are driving to work and
we listen to you guys every day, so we were
rolling with this topic and we were thinking of what
we could for almost everybody on the show. So we
actually did say, did me for Danielle?

Speaker 6 (01:45:02):
Okay, and.

Speaker 17 (01:45:04):
Froggy and Lisa.

Speaker 8 (01:45:06):
One of their fight Yeah, you see, do you have
to they have to offer up a new fight every day,
and but they they have several. Oh yeah, but that's
that's no issue.

Speaker 10 (01:45:17):
Okay, you've got some good ones. A new topic, yeah,
a new thing to fight about. Then they have something
new to fight about every day. Okay, Sean, you're on
a roll. These are great. What else do you have you.

Speaker 32 (01:45:28):
We have?

Speaker 27 (01:45:28):
We want to see home cooked meals from producer Sam
every day.

Speaker 8 (01:45:33):
She does that.

Speaker 29 (01:45:35):
And the last one that we could come up with
was straight Mates Murders.

Speaker 10 (01:45:42):
I would like to see that straight Nate could have
a new murder every day. I think that would that
would bring in a lot of money. All right, these
are great ideas. Thank you so much. Oh my gosh.
By the way, since this is all happening on my show,
if you guys do an only fans page and we promoted,
you have to give me a cut.

Speaker 8 (01:45:57):
So I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:46:00):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
Sound good?

Speaker 8 (01:46:02):
All right, Sean, thank you have a great day. Okay,
thanks you guys, do thank you. There was someone else
in there. Would we lose a call?

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:46:09):
We lost Actually what Darren on twenty two line twenty two?
Hi Darren, Hey, how you doing doing?

Speaker 10 (01:46:20):
Okay, Darren, what is your suggestion for one of our
family members to make money with on OnlyFans?

Speaker 29 (01:46:27):
So we think it would be funny if Scotty ate
Cereal naked just playing around, nation around.

Speaker 32 (01:46:34):
All right, the naked, he would definitely make He would
make it tone, he would make it done.

Speaker 8 (01:46:43):
He would weigh a ton absolutely. I love it. Okay,
we're in, Scotty, Okay, I'm gonna make it cut off?
That would you do it?

Speaker 10 (01:46:51):
Scotty thumbs up with the thumbs up, Yeah, he got it,
all right, Darren, tek you here's some suggestions.

Speaker 8 (01:46:58):
People want to watch me play with my dogs chicken
palm and there you go. All right, I'll do that.
I'll play with my dogs every day for five hundred
dollars a month.

Speaker 20 (01:47:08):
Yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 38 (01:47:08):
I'm in.

Speaker 8 (01:47:09):
So okay, So are any of these ideas? Are any
of you going to try it? We should at least
try one of these.

Speaker 10 (01:47:16):
Or could we have a morning show only fans account
where we each do something different every day.

Speaker 8 (01:47:25):
I don't know, I feel like the money might get
split up. Unevenly. So this is a greed thing. I
thought it was find I might go the extra mile.

Speaker 34 (01:47:36):
Like let's say I eat a banana and one day
I take my shirt off, right, so what if more
people are watching for me, then for scary to say squirrel?
I mean it's only fair, right, I got an idea,
not if I promote it.

Speaker 17 (01:47:51):
No, no, no.

Speaker 10 (01:47:54):
If I promoted on this show, then I think we
should have a pooled show. But if you're gonna do
it on your own, rogue away, baby, But don't say
one word on this show. Don't pull it scary and
be like a product whore for the show.

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
If we why don't we just take what we already do,
the fifteen minute morning show and put it behind a paywall,
call it an only fans account, and just charge every
day for doing that podcast.

Speaker 8 (01:48:17):
People would pay for them. No, I mean it's slimy.
It is slimy, scary, and leave it to you to
be the one to come up with that idea.

Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
I'm just trying to make a book scary.

Speaker 8 (01:48:27):
No no, no, no, I got it. I see what
you're saying. Because people do like the fifteen minute morning
show podcast, but that that technically belongs to iHeart, and
they're gonna want to make all that money, you know
how they are. Let them be slimy.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Oh, look at Scotty. Scotty's he already committed.

Speaker 10 (01:48:46):
Oh, Scotty's nude in their eating Cereal only Fans account.

Speaker 13 (01:48:54):
He's given you a sample to get them hooked, and
then they're going to come back.

Speaker 8 (01:48:57):
I know the play. He's totally naked in their eating cereal.
What's the eating? Which cereal is eating while nude?

Speaker 6 (01:49:06):
Do I know?

Speaker 8 (01:49:08):
Hold up the box. In the box is frosted corn flakes,
Cereal corn flakes. Happy belly, Yeah, floppy belly.

Speaker 10 (01:49:21):
I do think the idea of watching uh Nate murder
someone daily is probably reaching a little far.

Speaker 2 (01:49:30):
That'd be a problem.

Speaker 8 (01:49:31):
You can't kill a person every day, or just how.

Speaker 13 (01:49:34):
You get away with it, like one secret.

Speaker 8 (01:49:36):
Every Okay, okay, anyway, that was intriguing what Sean was
saying about he and his boyfriend. They have friends who
are only fans. They have their own only Fans accounts,
and they don't know they don't know that they know
that they're doing it. Yeah, that's interesting. I know I've

(01:49:57):
got to have some friends on there. I'm dying to know. Yeah,
for sure, who we know that's on there?

Speaker 34 (01:50:03):
You know what, Nate, I've heard rumor there's some employees
at I Heeart Media that have only fans pages.

Speaker 8 (01:50:09):
I can't don't just say that, No, I mean, don't
say that and tell us give us a clue. We
can't say it. We can't, I'll say off the air,
but we can't say nobody works on this floor. John Ivy,
Oh god, I knew John Ivy was I'm the only fans?

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:50:35):
Anyway, Yeah, this is a good idea. On the text,
you guys can do the only Fans morning Show account
and just donate the money to something different every month.
I think it's a great idea. I wouldn't want to
carry it out for that long though, I would only
do it for like a month. But you get a
month worth of fees. Right you have to join for
a month or can you do it weekly or what?

Speaker 3 (01:50:51):
Not?

Speaker 8 (01:50:51):
Sure?

Speaker 34 (01:50:52):
I think you when you update it is you know,
basically your call. But it's a monthly subscription, right, people
have to pay for the month and whatever you do.

Speaker 8 (01:51:03):
I know, but what if we don't have that? Means
if people buy our show for the month, we have
to give them something for a month. They can't pay
for a month, and we just do three things, you know, Yeah, Gandhi,
what do you think so Cardi.

Speaker 12 (01:51:13):
B's only fans page, she says, is nothing sexual. She's
just going to be addressing rumors and telling secrets.

Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
We could do that.

Speaker 12 (01:51:20):
We could just address rumors and tell secrets, or like
clap back at tweeters or do whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:51:25):
We could do that kind of clap back at tweeters.
That would be nice, all I know. Oh wow, Okay, Look,
we've got work to do. It could be the start
of a good idea. Maybe not. I don't know. We'll
we'll figure it out. So coming soon maybe the Elvis
Drane Morning Show only Fans Page. Get ready. Finally he

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