December 21, 2024 • 125 mins
Danielle confesses to accidental shoplifting, we debate what to do with ashes, and dive into weird fetishes. Plus, we talk the unfollow app, Elvis shares a chat with his trainer, and we uncover what jerks usually say!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
So just see you guys every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
I listened to it every day.
Speaker 5 (00:08):
Clan Clan Klang went the trolley for radio show.
Speaker 6 (00:12):
There are the days who walk around carrying the flask.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm gonna carry a flask.
Speaker 7 (00:15):
To shut out.
Speaker 8 (00:16):
Crack me up.
Speaker 9 (00:17):
I really love you.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Boss has got this pink Kawaian shirt?
Speaker 6 (00:20):
Is he a radio DJ? Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So, Danielle, you're guilty as f no mat and you
should fry. You should fry. Danielle, by the way, she
has a history with our show, coming in and admitting
stealing from grocery stores.
Speaker 10 (00:36):
When you admitted, it's not as bad. Admitting is the
first step in recording.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Here's the text I received yesterday. Did I do the
right thing? I was at the grocery store and I
bought one hundred and fifty dollars in groceries.
Speaker 11 (00:48):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And I had a ninety nine cent marshmallow chocolate in
my wagon, but I totally forgot about it until I
got to my car. I could have gone back inside
to pay for it, but I just stood by the
car and ate it.
Speaker 10 (01:02):
I kind of understand this.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
So, whether you spend one hundred and fifty dollars or
one dollar, you stole, right, you stole the.
Speaker 11 (01:10):
Nine And here's the thing.
Speaker 12 (01:13):
By the time I would have gone back inside and said, hey,
I took this, here's a dollar, I had things to do,
so I figured it was okay, And then.
Speaker 13 (01:21):
I didn't think it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's not okay. But wasn't it you asked you?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, no, no, hey, wasn't it you that got mad at
us because you were doing the story about the situation
who didn't pay his taxes and he had to go
to jail, And you're like, I don't care. He broke
the law. He has to go to jail. Yeah, okay,
you broke the law.
Speaker 12 (01:39):
I didn't technically, No, I didn't know it on purpose
actually purposely didn't pay.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Actually, you technically broke the law. What if I.
Speaker 11 (01:46):
Didn't do it on purpose?
Speaker 13 (01:47):
What, Fanielle, What if every person that went in that
store stole something that was worth a dollar every time
they went in. How much money would do is a lot? Right,
you're jerk. So the next time that you go to
the store, maybe not yesterday, I understand, maybe didn't want
to go back in yesterday.
Speaker 11 (02:03):
And that's fine.
Speaker 13 (02:04):
The next time you go there, you need to tell them, hey,
the last time I was here, I had something I
didn't pay for it. I want to give you an
extra dollar. They might tell you, hey, it's no problem.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
At least froggy idea. Let's call them right now.
Speaker 13 (02:17):
The manager there all the time, and that's even better.
Speaker 11 (02:21):
I don't like this.
Speaker 10 (02:22):
This turned very dark for you, Daniel.
Speaker 11 (02:23):
Why did I text you that? Now now I'm rethinking
my text.
Speaker 10 (02:26):
This is a lesson about truth. Never tell it.
Speaker 11 (02:28):
You're right, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Think about what you've done.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
I was was it good?
Speaker 14 (02:32):
Though?
Speaker 11 (02:33):
It was a good one?
Speaker 10 (02:34):
Okay, I have favorite thing.
Speaker 15 (02:35):
It should be considered your gift with purchase because you
spent a lot of money there.
Speaker 10 (02:39):
There's probably a markup on a lot of the thing.
Speaker 11 (02:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (02:42):
You should get a gift with purchase. He didn't get
a little back.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
You got.
Speaker 11 (02:45):
It's a bonus.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You talk amongst yourself. I'll be right back.
Speaker 12 (02:49):
I have an idea, and I honestly think that with
the situation, it's different because he deliberately didn't pay all
that tax money.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But you deliberately walked.
Speaker 13 (02:57):
But you got in the parking lot and knew where
you were in the party.
Speaker 12 (03:01):
Say, oh crap, look I forgot this. It got wedge didn't.
Speaker 13 (03:04):
Because I'm sure the situation said the same.
Speaker 10 (03:06):
Thing right out.
Speaker 11 (03:08):
But he's lying, Oh no, what's gonna happen to you?
Speaker 10 (03:11):
You've confessed on We have.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
The number for the Oh no, don't put we have
the phone number for the grocery store that you stole
the chocolate.
Speaker 11 (03:20):
Wonderful?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Great, I mean it's uh, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
What don't you think life evens itself out?
Speaker 16 (03:28):
Because what she doesn't, what she underpays for, someone else
is going to overpay, and then this is.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Going to make let's look at that philosophy. Let's say
she broke a law against a store. That means someone
to even life out should break a law and she's
the victim, is what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Just saying that it just happens the flow of life.
Speaker 11 (03:48):
Yeah, it's the ebb and flow of life, right scared.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's not the it's not the f and flow of life.
Speaker 11 (03:54):
It's the flow that what happens.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
You don't think?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So all right, hold on, we're trying to get First
of all, maybe they.
Speaker 11 (04:00):
Won't be on the air. They don't like to talk
to you.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Don't know they're calling now? Aren't you kind of interested
that they.
Speaker 10 (04:05):
Have like a like a lost apartment.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It's live radio. We're calling the store right now, right
and also I think we're calling a Okay, detective Brian
Downey the police.
Speaker 13 (04:21):
He's a detective, he's not the police.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Can I can I please? We have a detective on
the phone, Detective Brian Downey from NYPD. Good morning, detective,
how are you, sir?
Speaker 17 (04:30):
Good morning?
Speaker 11 (04:32):
You remember you're my friend.
Speaker 18 (04:35):
You know what, even though you know what I give you, Brian,
being a police officer, being a detective, do you have
friends who try to take advantage of the fact that
you're an officer and they think they can break the
log get away with it because you're their friends.
Speaker 17 (04:48):
I think there's a lot of people to try and
give me free hugs.
Speaker 11 (04:52):
But that's because you're so.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Cute, because you like it. Okay, So, Danielle, you heard
what she did at the grocery store, right, No you didn't. Okay,
she went shopping yesterday, Brian, and she bought one hundred
and fifty dollars worth of groceries. She got out to
her car and realized she didn't pay for a chocolate.
Speaker 11 (05:06):
It was ninety nine cents, and so.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Rather than going in and paying for it, she ate it.
Did she indeed break the law?
Speaker 17 (05:14):
That's a tough one. I need to consult with a
legal pier on this.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh, Ryan, that's a crock and you know.
Speaker 17 (05:22):
But the honorable thing to do would be to go
back and pay your ninety nine cents plus tax on
your chocolate.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
There you go, Yes, you're right.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
That would be the honorable thing to do.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Honor is overrated.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
It is Gandhi detector. Her last name is Gandhi.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Detective. Down me. If you were a police officer and
you were called to the scene of the crime and
they said she actually shoplifted from us, that is that
is an offense. It's an offense, right.
Speaker 17 (05:49):
I think there's a certain amount of negligence in the
part of the part of the store for failing to
bring it up.
Speaker 12 (05:56):
Oh we really, detective, It was in my car, Yes, Brian,
it was in my cart and they did not see it,
so you are correct, sir, No, allright, what a smart detective.
Speaker 13 (06:09):
That's like saying the car. That's like saying the car
dealer didn't make it very hard for me to drive
the car up a lot, so I.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Just took it. All right. Well, look detective down and
you know we love you very much. We also called
him our Brian. We I think you've let us down
on this one, because I would prosecute her to the
ends of the earth.
Speaker 17 (06:27):
Coolest extent of the law. You throw the boocketer, Yes, absolutely, Brian.
Speaker 11 (06:31):
You get extra hugs next time you go.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
All right, thank you, Thank you, Brian. Thank you to
everyone at NYPD for keeping us safe today.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Have a nice day, very hard right now.
Speaker 17 (06:41):
You know, everybody, if you see something, please say something.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, the NYPD is saying it's okay to steal chocolate
from the grocery store. All right, thank you, Brian. Have
a safe day today, sir. We'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 17 (06:54):
Okay, thank you. Well, take care of you.
Speaker 11 (06:57):
He's so tall, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
But okay, wait, is your name Angela right here?
Speaker 19 (07:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Angela?
Speaker 13 (07:06):
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, thank you. I heard you were a listener. Uh.
I'm not going to say the name of the store
where you work, but it is the store where Danielle
was shopping yesterday.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, we see her all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh wow, I spend a lot of money there.
Speaker 12 (07:21):
And I'm very nice, aren't I don't I talk to everybody,
you do, very friendly?
Speaker 13 (07:26):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
She walked out yesterday with one hundred and fifty dollars
with the groceries. She paid for it, but she also
had a ninety nine cent chocolate. She didn't pay for it,
and she could have walked into pay for it and
she didn't. Isn't that stealing?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Listen? My boss loves her and says, you know what,
she's a celebrity.
Speaker 20 (07:41):
It's fine.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Oh so you.
Speaker 13 (07:45):
Can steal crap if you're a celebrity.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That's not right.
Speaker 12 (07:48):
I'm not a celebrity, but I appreciate you giving me
the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Did that bit with Ellen Degenerous and Britney Spears of
them all they were walking through and they were stealing
things from Kiosk and Ellen was saying, it's okay, she's
a celebrity.
Speaker 21 (08:02):
Shoving me.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Yeah, I need some stuff from my new apartment. Daniel rightway.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
I love you guys over there at that store. Thank you,
and it looks beautiful.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I know you just RANGELI. You gave us the wrong answer,
but thank you. Go go back to Taylor when we said, Hi, Okay,
it's so funny. I can't believe you're getting away with this, totally.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Getting away in the public eye.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Have you ever done something like this? Do you accidentally
steal something and you accidentally don't pay them?
Speaker 10 (08:28):
Yeah, I'm sure it's happening all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What's scary.
Speaker 16 (08:31):
I just think that if it was unintentional, then she
did not break the law.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
If it was premeditated, she broke the law at the time.
Brodie just stole a grape soda out of the out
of the thing. We're good rights.
Speaker 13 (08:43):
But she realized it before you leave. It's intentional.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You didn't do it.
Speaker 12 (08:46):
No, left already, Okay, you were in the parking one, guys,
that's technically left.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
It was intentional because she's still talking about it, and
you could go back today to pay for it.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 15 (08:55):
So I got two pairs of shoes the other day
and when they were ringing it up, but both of
the shoes were on clearance, and then they had accidentally
overcharged me for one. But when she fixed the price,
it ended up being way lower, and I checked out
and I just didn't say anything about it.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Good that terrible. It's not your fault.
Speaker 13 (09:10):
That's no, that's not your fault. That's not your fault.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That's it.
Speaker 13 (09:12):
That's the store making mistake that fell into your favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well, here's what I learned today. In closing. We called
a police officer, we called the store. Both of them
said what you did was fine. So you know what,
I give up.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
Thank you, I give up in.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
This world of ours, I just give the f up.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
I appreciate you all.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay, So today I encourage everyone, no, steal whatever you want.
To see that brisket, take it.
Speaker 13 (09:37):
Tell them you're a celebrity.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, put that brisket, put it in between your legs,
and walk out. They won't see it. Marinate it. You
know what I'm saying. Take the brisket, take the chocolate, pumpkins,
do whatever you want because it's totally fine. I encourage it.
Flee the stores, take of it.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
Just rob them. We're not normal.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Ells in in the Morning Show, Christmas Time, Merry Christmas
from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Hey, I know that we have so many different terms
that apply to relationships, like you've been catfished, where you've
been cookie crumbed, or what are some of the other ghosted.
How about stashed? This is one stashing you or someone
you know. Have you been stashed or are you currently
(10:38):
being stashed? I'll tell you what it means. You're dating someone,
it seems like it's great, but they never ever introduce
you to their friends or their family. They kind of
hide you. They're stashing you away somewhere. I actually I've
known people who've been through this. Have you Have you
ever been stashed by someone? You're like, I don't get it.
(10:58):
When I'm when you're with them, it seems great, but
when they leave, it's like you don't exist. Right.
Speaker 15 (11:04):
So I haven't been stashed, but I hate to admit it.
I have stashed someone before.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I feel like I have what you do.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (11:13):
He was very cute and I had fun with him,
but he was a little dense, and he was an
aspiring rapper. He was stupid, and he was an aspiring rapper,
and he would introduce himself to people if he ever
encountered them by his rap name.
Speaker 10 (11:31):
So I was like, oh, hell no, this is never
going to.
Speaker 15 (11:34):
Be a thing, Like I cannot introduce you to my
friends and family. And I remember one time he showed
up at a work event and I like pulled in
between two cars.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
I'm like, why are you here?
Speaker 14 (11:42):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Get out of here? I love that? All right? So
you you you had particular reasons to be with him,
but that it was never going to go beyond that,
right right?
Speaker 11 (11:55):
I have a question.
Speaker 12 (11:56):
Can it be a good thing if you're stashing someone
for the other part, and like, say, you want to
just keep them for yourself and you don't want to
share them with other people because I don't know, you're
afraid your friend might steal them, or.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Your family is like your family's heinous. You don't want
your your family to get their claws into your pretty guy.
Or yeah, woman, maybe.
Speaker 11 (12:18):
It's a good thing, So maybe it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
All right, we'll get into stashing. I want to hear
from people who have been stash, who are stashed, who
are stashing, or who have stashed Wells mustache. It is
not about you, Daniel TuS me Raina on line twenty
four she stashed her boyfriend for a year. I want
to hear it.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
That's a long time, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Raina, Now how come you stashed your boyfriend for a
whole year?
Speaker 22 (12:45):
My family doesn't live here anymore, and so they moved
away to Florida, and so it was really easy. I
kind of just call my mom. We were friends, and
then she believes me, and then we kind of just
popped up and I was like, hey.
Speaker 23 (12:58):
What would you do if I got married?
Speaker 22 (13:00):
And she's like, well, you know, you just do what
feels right and you.
Speaker 24 (13:02):
Let me know whatever.
Speaker 22 (13:03):
And so I let her know two days after our marriage.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
Wow, my mother would have killed me. Uh huh, no way,
no way.
Speaker 22 (13:13):
My mom's really supportive, like of everything.
Speaker 25 (13:15):
She's an angel.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh okay, but wait, going back, why was he stashed
for a year though?
Speaker 22 (13:20):
Really so she's an angel, but she's a smothering one.
So I knew that he's really didn't He didn't have
his mom anymore, so he really is not comfortable with
it at a distance. And I just I didn't want
my family. We're really close but really dysfunctional, and I
wanted to really be able to have a relationship with him.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
There you go, reflecting.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
It, I get it, all right, Well, look, you know
what you had to do, what was right for you.
It's your relationship. And so there you go, you stashed
your boyfriend for a year. But look, it looks like
it's turning out to be a happy.
Speaker 22 (13:51):
Ending, right, Yeah, and my whole family adores him.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Ah good, good, So it worked out for the best,
all right, RAINA thank youstashing can be good. Thank you.
Danielle on line twenty three, currently being stashed. Hello, So,
how long have you been with this person?
Speaker 25 (14:11):
I've been with this guy for two years and he's
been not letting me meet family friends nobody.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Well, do you know why or have you asked for
a reason?
Speaker 25 (14:24):
I did. I'm like, are you embarrassing me? Am I
not pretty enough? And he's like, no, no, no, it's
not that. It's Jaronama. I don't want to cause issues
and stuff, and it's always like an excuse. So I
kind of like left it.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Do you totally trust him? Do you feel like that
you're the only one or do you feel like there's
someone else or you don't know?
Speaker 25 (14:46):
I just don't know. I feel like, yes, I can
trust him because I mean for the last two years,
you know, I just feel like, at least if it
was like six months or a year, I feel like
it would have been different, I guess, But two years
and we're going pretty strong. I mean, we've been on
little vacations, but like you won't tell anybody anything.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, I don't know. Here, here's one of my thoughts
about being stashed. If you're truly going to be in
a relationship, which is a two way thing, then there
needs to be transparency. There needs to be honesty and openness.
What do you think, Gandhi?
Speaker 15 (15:23):
Well, what about social media? Do you post pictures of him?
Does he ever post pictures of you? Or does he
get weird about that?
Speaker 25 (15:29):
You're ready for this one. He doesn't have social media
smell around, you.
Speaker 11 (15:37):
Know, maybe he's got a different name on social media.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
You've been with him for two years, you said, right, yeah, yeah,
it's a long time. Hey, good luck with that, Danielle.
I I don't know. I think I here's what I
truly believe. You deserve the world. You deserve all great things.
And if this being stashed is gonna is going to
(16:06):
be a deterrent from you having the greatest life, I
don't know. I you deserved better. I'm hoping you can
work this out with him or without him. Either way,
best of luck to you.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 25 (16:17):
I appreciate it, and I do deserve the best, So
I agree you.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Do you do. I mean, if as always you're okay
with it, then it's going to keep going on the
way it is. But I don't know, it doesn't sound
like you're one hundred percent okay with it. Hey, thank
you for listening to us, and all the best and
good luck to you.
Speaker 25 (16:31):
Thank you, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 11 (16:35):
Yeah, she's nice.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
So she's very nice, But so far, it's yeah, scary.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
No.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
I just think that if you're being stashed ninety percent
of the time, you're the side piece. I just that's
I just that's my gut. Those are so many red
dish red flash.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I don't know if you can put a percentage on it,
but yeah, I can see how they could. That could
be the case. Sometimes absolutely that could be one of
the reasons why you're being stashed. But what if it's
something crazy like this guy's he's on the lamb, he's
a murderer and they're looking for him.
Speaker 15 (17:05):
Total second family that he doesn't want her to know about,
like exactly drama?
Speaker 10 (17:10):
What kind of drama?
Speaker 15 (17:11):
And does he get mad when she posts pictures? I
just don't if there's so many things we need to unpack.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, I know in two years in that's that's huh.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappens.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
All right, Froggy, it's all you, all right, our listener.
Speaker 13 (17:26):
Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration fan, and
every year his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.
It's become a neighborhood problem and a nuisance. He gets
letters from the association. So his thought of Rachel thought
it would be good if I call from the association
to tell him these things have got to come down.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
All right, we'll see what happens in Froggy's phone.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Tap.
Speaker 13 (17:48):
Oh, yeah, I'm looking for uh Dan Dan.
Speaker 26 (17:53):
There, Dana, Dana.
Speaker 13 (17:54):
Who does this is about? I'm the homeowners association president.
Speaker 26 (17:59):
Yeah, I know you, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I get those who whoa whoa, whoa whoa. Oh wait.
Speaker 26 (18:04):
I don't need any more letters from you about Christmas decoration.
Speaker 13 (18:06):
You understand it's become a problem in the neighborhood. Your
neighbors around you are complaining there's not enough parking.
Speaker 26 (18:11):
My thing of my Christmas decorations. I'd like my Christmas decorations.
Speaker 13 (18:13):
As you remember last year, and did across the street.
Their children were almost hit by cars that people trying
to come and view your life to not across the street.
Speaker 26 (18:22):
The hell is not just across the street. I don't
care what they do. I don't care if they don't
like it, the fact that I celebrate Christmas. And you
know what it was? It not she didn't object to
do I'll tell you, or to what it was the
helicopter that cost me a lot of money. With that helicopter,
I thought it would be different and entertaining the kids.
Bring the helicopter in Santa Claus coming on the helicopter.
They don't like that, Well, that's too bad. That's technology.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
How many lights did you have last year?
Speaker 26 (18:42):
You don't pay my electric bill? And what do you care?
How many light bulbs I got up? Anyway, I suppose
I have ten thousand. What's the difference. I pay my
electric bill, you don't pay my electric bill?
Speaker 13 (18:50):
All right, Dan, listen to me real quick, have you not?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Dan?
Speaker 26 (18:53):
It's Dana?
Speaker 13 (18:54):
Oh sorry, excuse me. Last year, though it's now down
the road, people parked on their grass.
Speaker 26 (18:58):
I don't care about down the road. I don't care
about any of them.
Speaker 13 (19:02):
You've got the loud music blaring over the speakers. It's
all set up to music. The lights are blinking blink, blink,
blinking to people next door. They can't even go to
sleep at night.
Speaker 26 (19:10):
The hell at the people next door. I don't care
about the people next door. Let them come out. They
can sleep in a damn manger for all I care.
Speaker 13 (19:16):
And now I've heard this year, you're gonna charge.
Speaker 26 (19:18):
No, I'm not gonna charge. If somebody wants to make
a contribution, that's good. I got a big jug out there.
Contributions accepted. I mean this is.
Speaker 13 (19:25):
An Now you're making money off of the fact that
you're decorating your house.
Speaker 26 (19:29):
I'm not making money. If you had to pay my
electric bill, you know, I'm not making money. If they
want to make a nice contribution, that would be very nice.
I suggest maybe two dollars three dollars tops.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
Why don't you just decorate the inside of your house.
We don't have any control of the inside of your house.
Speaker 26 (19:41):
I can't decorate the inside of my house. My wife
won't let me. So I got fake snow just in
case it doesn't snow, and I got stands and blows.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
You're not going to be able to do it this year.
Speaker 26 (19:49):
Yeah, I'm gonna do it. Who hell are you to
tell me I can't do it.
Speaker 13 (19:52):
If you do it, we will place a lead against
your home. Sirry, you will not be able to sell
your house. You will be evicted out of the neighborhood.
Speaker 26 (19:57):
If you put a lead in my house, I'll put
a candy cane up your little holiday spirits.
Speaker 13 (20:01):
Sure it's not going to happen. You're not going to
do it this year. Shoot, he's like over the top
of these lights.
Speaker 27 (20:09):
He sends more on these Christmas place and he sends
the penny guests to get for any best.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Uh, we're gonna call him back now.
Speaker 13 (20:15):
I'm just gonna listen in and I want to see
if he tells you exactly what's going on.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Okay, Oh hey, what.
Speaker 26 (20:23):
Do you want?
Speaker 28 (20:24):
Are you okay?
Speaker 26 (20:26):
I just got a rock and call from that guy
from the homeowners association. I'm not I'm still I'm still
pissed off at it. I'm so what what time?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Wait?
Speaker 26 (20:34):
What do you want?
Speaker 27 (20:35):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
He called you?
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, didn't even send me that letter I held with him.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Maybe they have a point, you know.
Speaker 26 (20:42):
Have a point, Rachel. This is my house, this is
my yard. I do it for you. I did it
for you as a little kid. I do it for
all the little kids in the neighborhood and with the
neighborhood association. I don't care about them.
Speaker 29 (20:53):
It's like we're in the middle of Times Square and
people come and.
Speaker 30 (20:55):
They dock at our house and it's their thing.
Speaker 26 (20:58):
What Rachel to me this year? I'm adding something new,
I'm adding.
Speaker 27 (21:03):
You're adding more.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
It's are you so much?
Speaker 26 (21:05):
A helicopter is going to come in the snow and
it's gonna helicopter.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, Canna doesn't take a helicopter.
Speaker 29 (21:12):
He comes down with the reindeer on the flag.
Speaker 26 (21:14):
No, no, we did that for years.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
This is different.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hey, Dana, what if I come over? Will you show
it to me? Can I see it?
Speaker 31 (21:23):
Oo?
Speaker 30 (21:23):
You?
Speaker 13 (21:24):
This is Froggy if Rembous from the Morning Show and
you've been phone.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Elvis Dana's phone tap.
Speaker 32 (21:36):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by author the.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Show right together with you, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
So I don't want to get morose or dark. So
let's talk about eyeing, shall we?
Speaker 13 (22:01):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Now let's talk about ashes. You know, you always okay,
you know, when I die, I want to be cremated.
I want them to spread my ashes where, you know?
And so I was thinking about this last night. Where
do I want my ashes to go? I mean, if
you can immediately without hesitation, think of that boom, that
one place where you want your ashes to go, that's awesome.
That means you put some thought into it, Like Danielle,
(22:22):
watch this, watch this guy's Danielle. Where do you want
your ashes to go after you pass away?
Speaker 30 (22:26):
Well?
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Wanted Walt disney World.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Okay, wasn't there a problem with that? People were taking
ashes to disney World and they were getting a little
mad about that.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
I think so I think they were trying to.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
Put the goboche on that. I think they have a
policy against it.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
Yeah, I think they do a little bit by the
castle too, A little bit we can okay.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Okay, so we should get like some little container that
doesn't look like an ash container, whatever that looks like,
and just just smell about just take a stroll around
disney World and just spread Danielle all over the place.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
Gotcha little there, like I'm Pixie Dusty exactly.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Mix it with glitter.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
You'll never suspect any that's it. Mix it with glitter.
Speaker 12 (23:07):
They'll think you're just spreading around tinkerbellten.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Our friend Tom met a lot of colleagues he used
to work with at a bar here in New York City,
and they were having like a memorial drink right to
say goodbye to a friend who passed away. And they
were in this bar he loved to frequent and so
one of his friends said, hey, distract, distract the bartender,
And so Tom went up and distracted the bartender, and
(23:34):
his friend took their friend's ashes and sprinkled them in
like one of the planters, the potted plant planters in
the bar right there on the roof over the New
York City. Yeah, if it's just a little couple of
ashes here and there, what's what's the harm?
Speaker 10 (23:49):
Right, it's a last wish.
Speaker 15 (23:50):
I thought there were some like you have to fulfill
the last white, don't right?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I don't know, Froggy, what are you thinking? Ashes? Where?
I know there are?
Speaker 13 (23:57):
You know what I would like mind putting an NFL
football stadium and where you know where the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers play. I know people and there's been stories of
people who have tried to do it at Foxboro Stadium
and you get arrested. It's not that they don't They
don't want people like running around just spreading ashes all
over the place.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I get it, I know, but look at look at ashes.
They really aren't that you know, granular or anything. They
fit just a little bit. If I mean, maybe you
get some bone fragment in there, there could be a problem.
But if it's just ashes, they, you know whatever, scary
ashes where all over the.
Speaker 16 (24:29):
Brooklyn Bridge because I'm from Brooklyn and I admire that
structure and I always have. So yeah, so the Brooklyn
Bridge would be a place for me.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Okay, you know they're going to blow off eventually, like
into the ocean. Okay, Oh my.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
Gosh, how crazy is this.
Speaker 12 (24:42):
It says that the Haunted Mansion is one of the
biggest destinations for scattering ashes.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (24:49):
Yeah, that's fascinating.
Speaker 11 (24:51):
Wow. But there's a bunch of laws about scattering ashes.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Their laws are rules.
Speaker 12 (24:55):
I mean, there are a surprising number of scattering ashes laws.
Not to mention Disney World's own rules to make this
a complicated choice. Really, there are state and federal laws
for scattering ashes.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I didn't know it was against the law to scatter ash.
I mean, if it's like a body that hasn't been cremated.
I see.
Speaker 13 (25:14):
You take can you take food in the Haunted Mansion.
I don't like popcorn? Like, if you buy popcorn, you
can put some ashes in the bottom of your popcorn,
accidentally spill your popcorn at the bottom, and then they'll
never even know that you were spinning.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I've never seen people eat popcorn in the Honda Mansion.
I don't know. We have a lot of good ideas,
uh gandhi ashes where.
Speaker 15 (25:34):
I have three places. I want to use part of
them to get turned into a tree. You know, you
can like plant them in a tree.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
H absolutely part for a coral reef.
Speaker 15 (25:43):
And then I've told you this, I want to have
a little bit sprinkled into the food of my enemies
so that I can live inside them for just a
short amount of time.
Speaker 11 (25:51):
Okay, I'll give you a list. Do we have a choice.
Speaker 12 (25:57):
Of like the urn we have because I'd like Madame Leo,
like that's the like the you know, the the crystal
ball in the Haunted Mansion, and then a little draw
on the bottom you can just shove me up.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
You know you can design whatever you want. Dan, thanks,
you know, don't don't limit don't limit yourself. Uh Nate.
If you thought about it, where your ashes go, Well,
it's they're.
Speaker 33 (26:14):
Gonna go to all the places I didn't go on
this planet. And this is actually a business I wanted
to start. Let me see if there's some viability here.
I want to start a business where I take your
ashes and if you want to be on like Mount
Everest or on Antarctica, I take him there.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
How about that, like you personally.
Speaker 33 (26:32):
Takes or like I hire somebody and he travels and
has a backpack full of ashes and he just scatters
all people.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
The ash man.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
He's the ashman. The ash Man.
Speaker 13 (26:43):
Go everywhere and get it back together.
Speaker 15 (26:46):
That's a great idea, But I have a question. They're
also like a weird rule about traveling with ashes.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
How do they know how people have gotten stopped?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Because they're not going to be.
Speaker 33 (26:55):
In one of those typical eurns. It'll be in like
a coffee contay.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
And by the way, ashes I don't know. I don't
think they take the form of the same ashes you
see in an ash tray like these. I mean, it's
more of it is granular. It is sandy because you're
talking about bone fragment, you're talking about teeth. This is gross,
but anyway.
Speaker 12 (27:15):
Crazy that that was once a person though, or a
pet or whatever, like oh my god.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well yeah, I mean you could burn you know, anything,
and it turns into something.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
You can't travel with them, by the way.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
You can't travel with ashes. Yeah, can't check your ashes?
Speaker 11 (27:28):
You can, you can't.
Speaker 12 (27:30):
I've been worried about checking my ashes. I wouldn't want
to take them as a carry on to do it.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
Got to check.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I think you can. I think you can carry those on.
I'm not worried about I haven't thought about my ash thing.
I mean, I'm sure Santa Fe, New Mexico is one place,
but also maybe a nice beach in Turks and Cacos.
All right, I'm gonna think it through. These are the thing,
These are the important things we must have. You got
to write them down if something happens today. We don't
(27:57):
know where to take your ashes, like if you like,
for instance, I have my my cat's ashes upstairs, never
never spread them out anywhere. There's this here. Yeah, me too,
And I'm thinking kitties like bored she must have go somewhere.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
I put kitty on the bed sometimes in his favorite spot.
My kitty needs to sit in his spots, on his
little box, I put on I.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Got Lynn on line nineteen. Let's talk about it. Heye, Lynn,
even though it is it's a morbid conversation. Where do
you want your ashes?
Speaker 28 (28:26):
I want my ashes flushed in the mall in the
Tri State area, or you know, any mall around here.
Speaker 12 (28:33):
Yeah, but if they get flushed, then they go into
the system. They don't stay in the mall.
Speaker 16 (28:38):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I want to be in the mall.
Speaker 13 (28:40):
Okay, all right, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
You're gonna dupe you off. In the food court.
Speaker 11 (28:49):
Oh I love the food court.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah right there, right there next to Panda.
Speaker 11 (28:53):
You know, they give you the we love pandas.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, the bourbon chicken samples. I love that. That's a
perfect place.
Speaker 31 (28:59):
My god, that's my life.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
There you go, all right, Dundee Lenn, get back to
us and we'll come up with a plan for you.
Speaker 34 (29:06):
Okay, hello, little Louis, what do you want for Christmas
this year?
Speaker 21 (29:12):
I really want to go to the North Poole.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yes, and.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Merry Christmas from.
Speaker 14 (29:24):
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Say, Mary, Chris, I love you.
Speaker 21 (29:40):
I listened to you every single morning.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Have a great holiday.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Merry Christmas from Elvis duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Daniel Gandhi. You know, every once in a while, we'll
get a guy text or whatever saying he wants you
to send you send him a photo at your feet
can get those fee fetish people. Now there's this new
fetish where guys, some guys get off watching girls burping.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Oh ew okay.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I'm offering like, we'll give you money if you send
us videos of you burping.
Speaker 11 (30:17):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (30:19):
This is a strange place.
Speaker 15 (30:20):
When you really dive into like the archives on certain websites,
it's like, why can I put those words together and
all these videos pop up?
Speaker 10 (30:26):
Why?
Speaker 12 (30:27):
And could you imagine though going out with your girlfriends. Guys,
I've got a great money making scheme. Oh you gotta
do is burp.
Speaker 21 (30:34):
And they pay you.
Speaker 10 (30:36):
I mean, it does sound great, to be honest.
Speaker 13 (30:38):
You know, sometimes I think like I'm strange and I
have like weird things that I like. But then I
see something like this, I'm like, I didn't get that gene.
I'm very happy that I did not get that gene. Yeah,
when it came to the gene dispersion, you know, I'm
with you.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'm with you, Froggy. I just I see these and
learn about these fetishes people have. I'm so boring. I
want a fetish. That's it I want. I'm gonna spend
this month coming up with my fetish.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
I think it should be the wolf sweater fetish.
Speaker 14 (31:03):
Remember that?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Remember those what was that people?
Speaker 11 (31:05):
The picture people that are obsessed with wolf sweaters?
Speaker 12 (31:08):
And then yes, and that one guy wore a whole
body wolf sweater and he even pulled it up over
his head.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It's a thing I want to fetish. I need a fetish.
Do you guys have a fetish that you haven't told
us about? Go gandhi tell us.
Speaker 15 (31:22):
I mean, you know, I like lots of scars and
long hair like that is my thing. So if you
got to do that, send it my wst.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Scar fetish, yes, right, and long hair fetish. What about you, Danielle,
what's your fetish?
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Go ahead?
Speaker 11 (31:33):
I don't think I have one, Yes, you do. I
need to have one. I need to come up with one.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Do you have one, Froggy, little fetish you know what.
Speaker 13 (31:41):
I don't think I do. Actually, I don't like. I
don't like anything weird, Like I'm just who's to say
what's weird?
Speaker 19 (31:47):
Like?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
But I don't think I do.
Speaker 14 (31:48):
Oh, I do have one? I do?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Okay, Yes, the floor recognizes Danielle.
Speaker 12 (31:53):
Guys that wear blacknail polish an eyeliner.
Speaker 11 (31:56):
Oh you do that so hot?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
The Sheldon Partaker.
Speaker 11 (32:01):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I don't know that straight. Nate has that fetish where
you like tan lines that you do like headlines a lot.
Speaker 33 (32:11):
I don't think there's anything wrong with that, because it's
like seeing the underwear without the underwear being there.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Doesn't that make sense? Yeah, I guess it's like, well,
Froggy has his tan lines from you know, wearing his
ye his saws.
Speaker 10 (32:25):
Yeah, when he goes every day.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
No, Nate, you're about to turn Nate on. Look at
that right there. Believe it or not. That does turn
me out a little bit. Not his feet, just the
line all right? So, uh what what Nate? A phone call? Oh,
a phone call Felicia Line twenty four, Good morning, Felicia.
(32:49):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
So?
Speaker 8 (32:51):
I just got a question about where the what's the
background story on?
Speaker 22 (32:54):
Hello?
Speaker 30 (32:55):
Lady.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh, hello lady. Well, Uncle Johnny, by the way, he's
a mare his uncle. Everyone loves Uncle Johnny. He has
this phrase where if you say something stupid or you
drive in front of him and you rush, you push
him off the road, or hello lady, and so it's
just an expression that we just picked up from him,
and now we just all say it. It actually is
(33:16):
great rather than you know, cursing at someone because they
you know, they're bad drivers, or if someone says something
really rude, you just look look at them and go,
hello lady, and it just says it all. There's really
no way to describe hello lady, now that I think
about it. Gandhi, where did hello lady come from? What
does it mean?
Speaker 10 (33:33):
I mean to me?
Speaker 15 (33:34):
Hello lady is like kind of the equivalent of like, hello,
what's going on?
Speaker 10 (33:38):
Pay attention?
Speaker 15 (33:39):
Yeah, like you were talking about maybe bringing back Husza, and.
Speaker 10 (33:42):
I think that that could work too.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Helloa lady is all lady? All right, Well look that's
hello lady. It really has no deep like targeted meaning.
It's just what it is. But feel free to use
it today. We will not charge you.
Speaker 10 (33:56):
It's our motto.
Speaker 22 (33:56):
Oh I will I'm driving right now, so somebody will
get in front of me.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Hello, lighting, it feels good, all right, have a beautiful day, Felicia, lighty,
thank you. Ashley has a fetish on twenty three scary
pusher up there, here we go, Ashley, Hi, Hi, what
is your fetish?
Speaker 35 (34:15):
I don't know if it's really a fetish.
Speaker 20 (34:17):
I mean, like it doesn't.
Speaker 17 (34:19):
It's a preference, a very strong preference for big noses.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh you like you like big noses.
Speaker 24 (34:25):
Oh yeah, the bigger the better, like bony, Greek, Italian
Roman like strong noses.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
So you, uh, you're a nose queen.
Speaker 20 (34:37):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Everyone that I've dated has been like a Greek Roman,
like some sort of descent, and they all just have
very large noses.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
You know what. It's a preference thing. But I think
that that would we could check off the fetish box
on big noses.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Maybe that's fine, that's fine, excellent.
Speaker 24 (35:01):
Yeah, you, and it definitely it correlates with other body
parts also being does.
Speaker 15 (35:07):
It really is that really?
Speaker 27 (35:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Because scary scary is a big nose, and we know yet.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
My big schnazzen. Well, I hate other parts of my
body too.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
No, you shouldn't hate anything about your body wells. Thank
you Ashley, you and your thank you for having me on.
You have a beautiful Thanks for being on. And hello
lady Huzzah, thanks for listening. Jessica is on twenty four.
I like Jessica's fetish. This is pretty cool. Hi Jessica, Hi,
tell her what your fetish is.
Speaker 29 (35:37):
My fetish is working man hands.
Speaker 10 (35:40):
Work hand That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Talk about it.
Speaker 13 (35:43):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 29 (35:44):
You got like a mechanic or a farmer, and you
know they're kind of rough, not super rough to where
you know it hurts if they touch you, but kind
of rough, maybe like a little dirt in there.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Look at you.
Speaker 29 (35:55):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
So you would hate me because my I have soft, soft,
supple hands.
Speaker 35 (36:02):
Here's looks weird, Like I would hate you?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
What's that frog?
Speaker 31 (36:06):
Like?
Speaker 13 (36:06):
If I go outside and work in the yard or
do stuff or build something or whatever, I always have
like calluses on my hands.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
And then when Lisa turning around, you're turning your you.
Speaker 13 (36:14):
Need Lisa will say you you need to go rub
that callous down. It's it's it's scratching me. And I'm like,
but just because my hands are from working today, what
do you want like really super soft hands, Like I
don't have that.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
All right, we'll to each his own. Well, listen, thanks
for listening to us. Are you currently in a relationship
with someone who has big working man hands?
Speaker 14 (36:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (36:36):
Good for you, Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Well, thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 13 (36:39):
Have a great day, Jessica, Love you guys.
Speaker 27 (36:42):
Thanks.
Speaker 31 (36:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I like this text? Where did it go? I lost it?
A lot of people are texting in their fetishes.
Speaker 11 (36:50):
Oh, I like that.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
My fetish is a man that has a dead or
a miscolored tooth. Discolored so sexy?
Speaker 10 (36:59):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Interesting? A dead tooth?
Speaker 12 (37:01):
Oh okay, it's like totally discolored when it's dead.
Speaker 11 (37:06):
It's like gray. I've seen that.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I know this person has a fetish. They like Amy
online five. Then we'll move on. I swear to god,
we'll get off of fetishes. What's going on? Amy?
Speaker 35 (37:17):
Hey Elvis, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
You're talking about your fetish.
Speaker 35 (37:25):
I know I'm on my way to school. I don't
know if it's good to talk about my fetish.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
No, do it? What turns you on?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
So?
Speaker 35 (37:31):
I like men's ankles?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Men's ankles? Oh? Really, do you any ankle?
Speaker 35 (37:40):
They have to be like fit. So you know how
men aren't wearing socks anymore with their fush. I love
that trend where you can see their ankles because their
fuits are a little bit eigh up.
Speaker 10 (37:53):
Oh my god, like the ankles out.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Okay, I'm gonna wear socks now because I'm you're I
don't know, I feel dirty. You're looking. You're undressing my
ankle with your eyes.
Speaker 35 (38:05):
I'm not about to go and teach a bunch of
first graders.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Hey, congratulations on deciding to be an educator. We love
you and have a great day. You and your ankle
love him self. Take care. Okay, so there you go.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
You know I do have a fetish now to think
about it, Yes, I'm not telling you. Nope, what a tease. Nope,
can't get into that.
Speaker 12 (38:29):
I'm sure there's some people that can't call in with
their fetishes exactly.
Speaker 30 (38:35):
Here, Santa, all I want for Christmas this year is
a fan because I love the way it feels like
me when I go to sleep.
Speaker 34 (38:43):
Dear Emily, here's your fan, and here's Santa stomping on
it with his big black boots.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
I hope you never fall asleep. Love Santa, Merry Christmas
from Elvister Ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Hi, I'm chaperone. Hey, it's Katy Perry, wishing you a
very merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (39:12):
El Vista Ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Hey, good morning, Mollie. How are you.
Speaker 24 (39:18):
I am great.
Speaker 25 (39:20):
I'm so excited to be talking to you, guys, as
we are excited to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Thanks for taking a moment or two out of your
busy routine, because I know every morning you have a routine.
We all do, hey, of course, but you did send
me a text and you actually get the unfollowed app
to see when people unfollow you. Well, what happened to you?
What did you discover?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Well?
Speaker 24 (39:41):
I woke up one morning and I had a notification
from Instagram that Scary had liked a photo and was
following me. And I was so excited, because I mean,
nobody knows me. He I think it was a photo
from that I had taken at the beach down here,
and I probably hashtagged it like Southwest Florida or something.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I even was hold on, hold on, what were you
wearing in this photo?
Speaker 35 (40:04):
Nothing?
Speaker 7 (40:05):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
So that's why Scary life Like.
Speaker 35 (40:11):
I wasn't even a picture of like me or my family.
Speaker 24 (40:14):
Was just a picture of the beach, probably like a
bell or Fort Myer's beach.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
All right, So you got a notification, Molly that Scary
Jones was following you on Instagram.
Speaker 24 (40:23):
Yes, and I was so excited, so excited.
Speaker 35 (40:27):
I was bragging to my husband, my kids, anybody.
Speaker 24 (40:31):
Who would listen to me.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 25 (40:34):
So two days later I wake.
Speaker 24 (40:36):
Up and I'm like, does he still follow me? Does
he still follow me?
Speaker 19 (40:39):
No?
Speaker 24 (40:39):
Rude, he unfollowed.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
So wait, hold on, So Scary followed you for two
days and then unfollowed you. Why do you think that is, Mollie?
Speaker 24 (40:50):
Probably because my instagrams my family and kids and it's
print lane.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Scary scared. Just you're you're going now.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
A lot of people will have that same story.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Okay, just to the point, how does why you? Why
did you follow her? And then two days later you drop?
Speaker 16 (41:05):
Because I want to see what our listeners are doing
as much as I possibly can. But Instagram has a
seven five hundred person follow limit, So with millions of listeners,
how can I get to everybody if I don't follow
and unfollow?
Speaker 6 (41:20):
And that's the truth, guys.
Speaker 16 (41:21):
There's a maximum capacity of seven thousand, five hundred people.
So Molly, you were kind of there for that couple
of days.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
He used you for observation. He came by in a
lurk for a moment, and then he let you go.
Speaker 6 (41:33):
I want to see what other listeners can.
Speaker 10 (41:34):
I call out nonsense for a second chance. It sounds
like one.
Speaker 15 (41:38):
Of those bots that people buy who then follow people
see if they follow back, and then it unfollows.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
All right, So you're following people to get a follow
from them.
Speaker 10 (41:45):
Oh, they're all giving me the heads up outside?
Speaker 21 (41:47):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 19 (41:47):
Career?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Ali, Ali, Ali and Diamond have the unfollow app. You
are a human scary scary so Ali, Ali Gold, of
course up for you. You're in charge of all of
our social media doing a beautiful job. By the way,
thank you. So you have your unfollow app? Now why
do you have it? Why do you care?
Speaker 36 (42:09):
I didn't care, and my sister told me to download
it to take away all the people from like college
and stuff that unfollowed me when I started posting more so.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
According okay, So according to Ali Golds unfollow Me unfollow app,
she has four people who have blocked her.
Speaker 21 (42:23):
Yeah, blocked?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Now did you?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
And you can see who it is.
Speaker 37 (42:26):
No, because that you need to like pay for.
Speaker 36 (42:28):
But I think it includes the people I've blocked, and
I know I've blocked two people, so it's.
Speaker 10 (42:32):
You're only blocked by two people.
Speaker 37 (42:33):
So I think I'm only blocked by two people.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Okay, So here's the thing. Forty four people have unfollowed.
Speaker 37 (42:38):
You, yeah, in the past like forty eight hours.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
And you can't see in this version who you can.
Speaker 37 (42:42):
I just screenshotted it so it's easier for you.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Guys. Have you ever sent them a question like, hey,
why'd you unfollow me?
Speaker 30 (42:48):
No?
Speaker 36 (42:48):
Because usually it's these people in my sorority that don't
care what I'm doing anymore. I'm like, okay, well now
I see they're not following me, so I'm going.
Speaker 37 (42:55):
To go and unfollow that interesting like pettiness.
Speaker 10 (42:58):
I love it, Yeah, Diamond.
Speaker 15 (42:59):
So I texted both of them because I know that
they have the app, and I texted him saying, you
guys are creepy. Diamond said, I'm not creepy. I like
to be referred to as informed.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
Yes, yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Okay, so Diamond, Yes.
Speaker 37 (43:11):
They have to go.
Speaker 21 (43:12):
I'm not following you if you like what do?
Speaker 38 (43:15):
I especially like regular people you know, like people I
went to high school with college with. You know, I
met on the street one day or whatever, and if
I follow you, I thought we were friends. It's like
a mutual type of agreement over here. If you back
out of the agreement, the contract is null.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
And boy, wow, there's a contract. Listen, Molly, see what's
going on here? Molly, you thought your story was complicated.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
This is even crazy, I know.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Listen, have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.
Thank guys, thank you very much. Yes, straight, Nate.
Speaker 33 (43:44):
The text screen is lit up with people saying, Scary
did the exact same thing to hit.
Speaker 10 (43:49):
Are you sure you don't have a bot?
Speaker 7 (43:50):
Scare?
Speaker 10 (43:50):
No, by accident.
Speaker 16 (43:51):
I admit that I have done that to people because
I want to. We have a million listeners with five
million listeners?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Okay, we have ten I have ten million. You have fight.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
You confront someone if they say, why didn't follow me?
Because I know?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Okay, the whole point that we're having this conversation that
people need to know who's unfollowing them. And then okay,
so Brody, I remember like ten years ago and unfollowing
me first happened. I think it was on Twitter. Yeah,
actually you would actually ask them, why did you un
follow me? Was it something I said?
Speaker 39 (44:19):
Yeah, back when I had like two thousand followers, if
I lost ten, I would like, oh what did I post?
It was offensive? And I'd write people back and say,
I hope I win you back someday because I felt.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
So so having those numbers are that important to you?
Speaker 39 (44:31):
Yeah, then I realized I had no life and I
needed to stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I think it's so interesting that people. It's almost like
a gas gage on your car. Yeah, you always keep
an eye to see how full you are, but if
it goes down, you're like, oh god, I gotta fill
that back up.
Speaker 28 (44:46):
Right.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
It's like watching uh, stalks on Wall Street. Let's check
the Dow Jones average, Oh my god, it's down.
Speaker 15 (44:54):
I just think something like that would cause me way
more anxiety than it would, like being informed. I don't
need to be informed. At one hundred thousand, people didn't
like me one day, all.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Right, So I'm thinking maybe, uh, if you're so so
locked into your number of people following you, maybe today's
day to let that go, right, I mean, consider it,
consider letting it go. Consider there are other things that
you should be keeping an eye on in your life.
There's there have to be other tallies, like how many
people did I help today? How many people did I
(45:21):
make feel good today? Versus how many people unfollowed me today.
Speaker 10 (45:25):
One hundred percent. It's just so creepy.
Speaker 15 (45:27):
And I told you I'm being held hostage right now
because I know a few people that I follow have
the unfollow app and I really want to unfollow them,
but then I'm going to get a stupid message why
do you then follow me?
Speaker 31 (45:36):
See?
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Now you have anxiety I know triggered.
Speaker 15 (45:38):
It's horrible, and I never want to follow more than
five hundred people, so I will unfollow people that I
just don't keep up with after a while.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
See if you have rules when it comes to how
many people you're following, isn't that you know what? What frog?
Speaker 13 (45:53):
I agree with Gandhi on that when you follow five
hundred people, your timeline then gets so crowded that you
miss things that are important to me. Right, So when
you follow too many people, it just waters everything down.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
So you should only follow people you want to follow,
which really makes all the sense in the world, because
the word is follow.
Speaker 15 (46:09):
I just don't like missing things, and like my real
friends and my family and stuff like that. They get
buried if I start to follow a bunch of people
that are just nothing I care about.
Speaker 13 (46:17):
I saw somebody on Instagram the other day. They had
like seventeen thousand followers. They followed nineteen thousand people. There's
no way you can see stuff from nineteen thousand people.
Speaker 7 (46:25):
It's not possible.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I love celebrities out there who are followed by seventy
five million people, and they follow two people.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
Yeah, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran
phone tappened.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Dan, Yeah, yes, front and shunter please all right? So
maybe phone.
Speaker 12 (46:39):
Mary and her husband run a party company and he
is hired to dress up a Santa this time of year, right.
Speaker 11 (46:45):
So she's always telling him, Look, you.
Speaker 12 (46:47):
Gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one day
your mouth is going to get you in trouble. So
I'm calling as a very upset customer from a party
that he was hired.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Okay, see what happens to me?
Speaker 12 (46:58):
Today's Yes, Hi, I'm looking for seller.
Speaker 14 (47:03):
How can I help you?
Speaker 12 (47:04):
Yes, Hi, my name is well A Sudden, and you
guys sent over one of Santa's helpers to my house.
Speaker 11 (47:09):
The other day.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
Oh okay, how can I help you?
Speaker 12 (47:12):
Yeah, my seven year old son is crying because he
thinks Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you
sent over as Santa's helper.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
An. He thinks, I'm sorry. What.
Speaker 12 (47:21):
Yeah, the guy that you sent over here for the
party told my kid and I quote, pull the candy
cane out of your butt.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 12 (47:31):
Yeah, And now my son is crying. He says, Santa
hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.
He is so upset he won't even come out of
his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.
I hired you to do a job and to make
the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.
Speaker 14 (47:44):
Now, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 27 (47:47):
What can I do for you to make everything right
for you?
Speaker 31 (47:51):
Well?
Speaker 12 (47:51):
I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having this
Santa's helper there, so I.
Speaker 11 (47:55):
Want that back.
Speaker 12 (47:56):
And then on top of it, you should compensate me
for other things, so another hundred of fifty dollars.
Speaker 11 (48:00):
So at least three hundred dollars I see, come in
my way.
Speaker 14 (48:03):
Okay, okay, let me Laus wait, I want.
Speaker 12 (48:05):
A letter to my son from Santa saying that he
doesn't hate him and that he's going to get presents
on Chris.
Speaker 13 (48:10):
Okay, yes, obviously he can do that as well.
Speaker 27 (48:13):
Letting me take care of this and then I will
call you.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I will call you right back.
Speaker 11 (48:16):
Fine, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 27 (48:18):
She is going to kill me, all right.
Speaker 20 (48:20):
You know she's Alana right now.
Speaker 12 (48:23):
Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and
it's all you. I'm not here anymore.
Speaker 11 (48:26):
Okay, okay, how do you work last week?
Speaker 34 (48:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 27 (48:32):
Yeah, right, Yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen?
Speaker 4 (48:36):
No, like, actually went really really smoothly.
Speaker 27 (48:39):
Yeah, what about this? Maybe there was a kid that
you told him to take a candy cane out of
his butt?
Speaker 26 (48:44):
Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
One kid you see crying.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
She was crying. He wouldn't get over it.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
You're cross.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
He was crying because he ran out of Reese's pieces
that were ranting out to all his friends that he
wanted one. So I said, eight, pull the candy caan
out to your button, get over it, okay, and he did.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
He did.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
He stopped crying, And so I don't see what's the problem.
Speaker 27 (49:05):
This is what the problem is. Now he goes home,
he tells his mom, this is what Santa Claus said
to me, and he now thinks that Santa Claus hate them,
that he's not going to get any presents.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid
a lesson.
Speaker 27 (49:17):
You can't understand that, Okay, and he's seven. Can we
be clear on the fact that he's seven. He's a kid.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, and you know what, You've got to learn somebody.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
He can't get away with everything.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
And if what better chance for me to teach that
kid a lesson? Your doll tell well samds like she
needs to pull the candy can out of her butt.
If I can provide a life lesson to one kid
who now understands.
Speaker 27 (49:36):
No life lesson. If you, I mean, if you don't
have enough candy in the bag, tell me to send
more candy in the bag.
Speaker 14 (49:43):
You know I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
I mean, it's okay, he did.
Speaker 14 (49:45):
Was spoiled, brat. I know they're all spoiled.
Speaker 27 (49:49):
Their parents are sending ridiculous money to have you there
in playing Santa, so of course they're spoiled.
Speaker 13 (49:54):
It's still your.
Speaker 27 (49:55):
Job to make them happy? Are you stupid?
Speaker 14 (49:59):
Are you stupid?
Speaker 23 (50:00):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (50:00):
Mary?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
What?
Speaker 11 (50:03):
Mary?
Speaker 14 (50:05):
This is Mary Mary.
Speaker 12 (50:06):
This is actually Danielle Mon Arrow from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. You just got phone tabs your mind.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Believe you, because it was exactly something.
Speaker 14 (50:20):
That you would say to the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 32 (50:27):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all parts.
Speaker 5 (50:31):
The Elvis Duran phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Who is a good natty hope you find your dad?
Speaker 5 (50:51):
Thanks mister, Merry Christmas? From Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
All right, I'm going to bring up a delicate topic.
Are you that friend? Hear me out. We were at
this party last night, a big, huge, wonderful party with
lots of people we've known for years and years. I
mean five hundred people there, and we're friends with four
hundred and eighty five of them. The other fifteen who cares.
(51:17):
But there was this one person there. I'm not going
to say who she is. Known her for years. She's
just the most irritating person in the world. She doesn't
have a mean bone in her body. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (51:29):
Yeah, but everything.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
She does just irritates you.
Speaker 10 (51:34):
Oh, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
No, it's not awesome.
Speaker 11 (51:38):
That's the person I want to hang out with.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
I don't want to get into specifics or details, but
just everything she says, everything she does, you're like, oh, God,
I wish I wasn't anywhere near you right now. But
you love her.
Speaker 10 (51:50):
She has good intention sounds love like love.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
But I want to look at her in the eye
and say, hey, do you know that you are that person?
Speaker 11 (51:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (51:58):
And I'll never do that.
Speaker 15 (51:59):
Imagine doesn't know that, because if you knew and you
keep doing it, then you're just evil.
Speaker 12 (52:04):
I mean, the good thing of this is a Gandhi
and I were not there last night, so we know
you're not talking about us right.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Otherwise you could be a runner up. I guess if
you're that person, you don't know you're that person.
Speaker 15 (52:18):
I have a friend who was giving someone a ride
home one time, and.
Speaker 10 (52:22):
They thought they had arrived at the destination. Pulled up.
Speaker 15 (52:25):
The woman got out of her car and it was
a grocery store. She said, can you just wait while
I go grocery shopping. I know you've given me a
ride home, but I got to go to the grocery store.
When grocery shopping, came out, then went to the liquor
store next door, then got in like okay, you could
take me home, now.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
What but not realizing she's being just irritating?
Speaker 10 (52:42):
How do you not realize?
Speaker 14 (52:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (52:44):
I do you not ask? Could you mind? If I
go grocery shop?
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Are you that person? Straightenate?
Speaker 14 (52:52):
What?
Speaker 13 (52:54):
I am not that person.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
I am far from that person.
Speaker 37 (52:56):
We know you think.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Excuse you of anything. I was going to ask you
if you knew any one who was that kind of person. No,
I actually maybe I am that person. If I can't
figure out that person. Okay, I will tell you there
are things you do that are sort of that person issue.
Like you you'll walk in and you'll look, You'll look,
you know, you'll look at my my uh hoodie I'm wearing.
(53:18):
Go oh, you're wearing that today? Okay, I do that occasionally.
I didn't think it was offensive.
Speaker 33 (53:24):
I was proud to be helpful, like that one time
you were wearing that shirt that just did not go
with your pants.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Okay, what he just said and how he said it
was that was that like woo, or you are that person?
Remember that time you're tie? Then not was too big.
I'm like, are you wearing that you are that person?
You're you're in a hole.
Speaker 12 (53:45):
Really California and like you're a New Yorker, Like if
you're gonna insult somebody, it's like in your face and
like just done the way he does it with that
California thing.
Speaker 11 (53:54):
It's it's you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 15 (53:58):
Like too much sugar, but you're getting a yeah yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
So I guess it's safe to say, as I said before,
if you are that person, you just don't know you're
that person. You're oblivious the same thing that makes you
oblivious to the rude things you say. You don't know
you're saying rude things or doing rude things nice.
Speaker 12 (54:13):
You do them on purpose, but most people hopefully don't
do them.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Do you know that person?
Speaker 11 (54:17):
Yes, of course I know that person.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Do you know any others?
Speaker 11 (54:19):
I have two people I'm thinking of, right.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Okay, give me you're afraid to give an example.
Speaker 11 (54:25):
Yes, exactly. I can't this.
Speaker 12 (54:28):
This person always says negative things constantly but doesn't realize
they're saying them, and then later on I'm like, well
that made me feel bad, and they're like, oh.
Speaker 11 (54:39):
I didn't mean it, Like that, Oh what does you
mean it? Yeah, like, no, what's up?
Speaker 6 (54:44):
If you know a person who's that person?
Speaker 16 (54:46):
You got to tell that person because that person would
then actually make an effort to stop being I get torn.
Speaker 10 (54:53):
Yeah, one of my very best friends. I love her
to death.
Speaker 15 (54:55):
Every time she comes to see me, so I'll give
her a love for coming to see me. She it
brings nothing with her, so we spend the entire weekend
of her being like.
Speaker 10 (55:04):
Do you have moisturizer? Do you have conditioner? Do you
have pants I can wear?
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Do you have this?
Speaker 15 (55:07):
I'm like, oh my god, did you bring anything?
Speaker 2 (55:09):
That person? There is someone else we know and we love,
but every time you go out with her for dinner,
she never offers to pay a penny. Oh she's that person, Froggy.
You know any people that are that person?
Speaker 13 (55:24):
I have people who, like Ghani said, they come to
your house and they never bring anything, so they always
expect you to have it all. Let's say, oh I
thought I left it here last time. I would just
use it again like none of us.
Speaker 10 (55:34):
I also don't know.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Oh my god, all the text messages coming in. Everyone
has that kind of person in their line. Yes, but
you know what you can't say anything to them. No, no, no,
that you just can't. It is because typically that person
who is just irritating is as hell they're nice.
Speaker 10 (55:50):
Yeah, yeah, they're not trying to.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Which makes it worse because if they're nice, you don't
want to, like point it out, you don't want to
hurt their feelings.
Speaker 12 (55:57):
And sometimes overly nice as irritating as hell too. You
have to have a little bitchy in you.
Speaker 15 (56:01):
I hate overly nice. It's terrible when people are overly nice.
I'm like, there's something wrong with its away from me?
Speaker 13 (56:06):
What do you do if it's one of one of
these people is one of your parents? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (56:13):
What are you saying, froggy.
Speaker 13 (56:15):
I'm just saying that. I'm not saying it's me. I'm
saying that, what if one of these people is one
of your parents, then what do you do?
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Well anything, There's nothing you can do with your parents.
Speaker 11 (56:24):
Does your mom always forget her stuff?
Speaker 13 (56:27):
It's not it's not my mom?
Speaker 3 (56:29):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (56:31):
Is this T shirt yesterday?
Speaker 34 (56:33):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (56:34):
I'm okay, I'm okay. So are you that person who
lets the irritating friend take advantage of her?
Speaker 40 (56:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 24 (56:43):
Like all the time?
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Really, you don't say no, So give us give us
an example.
Speaker 23 (56:49):
Okay, So I had a friend who flew to I
think Tennessee is she had to come back earlier from
my trip, and so instead of flying in Philadelphia where
she left her car, she flew back into Newark and
I got to go pick up her from Philly three
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
So you had to pick someone up at three in
the morning at the airport her car.
Speaker 23 (57:08):
I mean, like you know, shell it with different airports,
so her car was stuck at the other airports.
Speaker 11 (57:13):
I had to go get her car, and you said, yes,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
So okay, okay. The positive here, yeah, hold on, hold on,
pull yourself together. The positive here is you're a good friend. Yeah,
all right, so you've done nothing wrong, but the fact
that your friend asked you to do that, she's irritating plane.
Speaker 11 (57:35):
I can top that.
Speaker 12 (57:35):
We had a friend years ago where we said, hey,
fly in anytime. She calls and says, hey, where I'm
coming in On Christmas Day?
Speaker 11 (57:44):
I'm kid you what I had. We had to leave
our family on Christmas Day.
Speaker 12 (57:49):
Not only leave our family, but in a snowstorm, no
goodbye pick up, and then they diverted her plane to
a different airport, so we needed to go and pick
her up at a different airport. I was like, I know,
look you because you love them, right, we've picked her up.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
You know what?
Speaker 11 (58:06):
You love her?
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Yeah, I know you love because you love her. But
sometimes you gotta love yourself a little more.
Speaker 23 (58:10):
Yes, I'm like, no, no, I love myself because it's
who I am.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
I know you're a golf I'm to come pick me
up for the airport at three am. I gotta go.
Which stop it, stop it, pull yourself together, Like I said,
thank you, Tisha. Uh here's Jacqueline. How are you doing, Jacqueline?
Speaker 20 (58:30):
I'm good.
Speaker 24 (58:31):
How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (58:31):
I'm doing okay. So I know you don't want to
admit it. But your mom is that irritating friend, I mean,
how irritating is she? What has she done?
Speaker 34 (58:39):
Oh?
Speaker 24 (58:40):
What has she done?
Speaker 20 (58:41):
Well?
Speaker 8 (58:41):
I have two beautiful children, and when I was finished.
Speaker 29 (58:45):
Having kids, she specifically asked me, so are you.
Speaker 35 (58:47):
Done on a kid now? I said, yeah, I'm done,
and she goes, well, then I think it's time for
you to start working out.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Go away. The people who say and do the most
irritating things. But like I said before, they don't know
they're doing it. God bless it.
Speaker 12 (59:05):
It's bed bedside manner. It's just like bad bedside manner.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yeah, all right, Jacqueline, good luck with your mom. Sorry
about that.
Speaker 35 (59:12):
Thanks God.
Speaker 14 (59:13):
You remember Mom?
Speaker 11 (59:15):
I love you Mom to death.
Speaker 10 (59:16):
You know that.
Speaker 12 (59:16):
But do you remember when back in the day I
couldn't afford, like, really anything when I first started working here.
And so we were doing one of our big concerts
and I picked something out of my closet and I
wore it on the stage, and my mom happened to
be at the concert and she says to me, after, Hey,
next time, I'll give you money so you could get
something better.
Speaker 10 (59:36):
Heart, my heart, before.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
You say that.
Speaker 11 (59:38):
I love you, Mom.
Speaker 7 (59:41):
Hold on, someone's in here, Santa.
Speaker 21 (59:43):
Why are you pooping in my house?
Speaker 34 (59:46):
Trying to eat lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (59:51):
Merry Christmas from.
Speaker 14 (59:54):
Elvister Rand in the Morning Show.
Speaker 7 (59:59):
Christ I listened to you every single morning.
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Have a great holiday.
Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
So I was doing those kettle bell lips or whatever
it is yesterday and I pulled something in my leg.
Speaker 13 (01:00:20):
Didn't run away.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
It only hurts when I breathe. Okay, So I thought, no,
maybe I can get out of working out today. So
I sent him a text. He's like, well, great, we
could run out upper body. All right, I'm going in.
I need to so Charlie, I will be there. I
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don't know what time. Its me crazy, he did. He
did say, you know, how much do you weigh? I said,
I'm not telling you how much I weigh. He said, well,
you know, we gotta like take it seriously. You gotta
start losing some weight. I said, well do I have to?
I mean, are you body shaming me? Can you ask
that to your trainer? I guess maybe he's body shaming.
(01:01:05):
Part of his job to body shame me? Here, call him.
Speaker 33 (01:01:09):
Part of his job is to incentivize you and maybe
shame you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Will just call him incentivize me and shame me. No, No,
there should be no shaming in dial dial what's that scary?
Speaker 22 (01:01:23):
You know?
Speaker 16 (01:01:24):
Speaking of working out, I want to know how you
find the inspiration? How do you find how do you
find it to like actually go and physically get yourself in.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
What's the mindset thing?
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Look, you know I'm not getting younger, and uh, you
know I got to get prepared for the later years.
And so I need to have somewhat of a more
solid foundation otherwise I'll just you know, you gotta have
some body strength in there, and you gotta, I don't know, you.
Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
Psych yourself up, do you like, well, no, well.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Yeah, I pay. If you don't go, you pay. I mean,
you lose money if you don't know. So so having
a trainer is accountability and I'm there.
Speaker 12 (01:02:00):
Yeah, because if you cancel, they you got to pay
for the session because someone else could have used it, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
But I love Charles. Charles is great.
Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
I'm thinking of.
Speaker 12 (01:02:08):
Doing pilates again, Like I used to do pilates and
I loved it with those machines, those tables, and then
twenty twenty happened and COVID and I stopped going because
I nobody went to the gym thing anymore.
Speaker 11 (01:02:19):
But now I'm thinking I might want to pick that
up again.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
You should. I love. I love. It's one of those
things where you're like, oh God, and but once you're
they were like, oh yeah, okay, just watch the clock
and get out as fast as possible.
Speaker 11 (01:02:30):
Yeah, that's inspiration for you.
Speaker 12 (01:02:31):
Scary because honestly, sometimes when I don't want to work out,
and you push yourself. At the end of it, you go, oh,
I'm so happy that I just did that, And you
just feel better about yourself and you have more energy
and you don't want to go to sleep right away.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:02:45):
Oh, here he is?
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Is it, Charles? Where line's you on? And we've only
tried to call you fifteen times.
Speaker 26 (01:02:51):
I'm on the train.
Speaker 40 (01:02:52):
I'm going to lose you in a second.
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Oh good, then this will go quick. You're on the hairbout.
They don't use any foul language. We love you. I
love you, by the way. But I feel like part
of your job as a trainer is to sort of
like body shame a little bit, a little bit, like
isn't that part of what you do? Like you gotta
make me feel a little a little icky to make
me like have incentive to like work out.
Speaker 31 (01:03:17):
You want to you're saying you want to rest.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
No, I'm not saying I want to rest. I just
told every when I got this little injury on my
leg yesterday. But lifting that big heavy ball, what's that
thing called? I don't want it's called the kettlebell, the.
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Heavy ball, And so everyone on everyone on the trains
looking at me like I'm weird.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Well you are weird. Okay, I'll let you go, but
the thing is, and then he says, well, you can
still come in and do upper body. I went, okay,
but you did say.
Speaker 31 (01:03:44):
I'm all right, I'm gonna let me, let me text.
I'm gonna lose you any second. I'm literally I'm under
the train is gonna go.
Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna tell you nobody. I'm gonna
You're gonna hang out, he said, come September. You gotta
you gotta take this seriously.
Speaker 31 (01:03:57):
Said, I'm gonna text you as soon as I'm come.
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
All right, goodbye, good bye, scary soone just send a text.
You pay for a storage unit, why don't you use
that money to work out?
Speaker 31 (01:04:07):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
So much money for that?
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Damn Hey, I got Charles the trainer back here. People
think it's funny I have a trainer. Yeah, okay, maybe
you can't tell by looking at me, but I do.
Come on, hi, Charles say that. Okay. You know every
time I make fun of myself, he always he like
slaps my hand. Stop saying that about yourself. Well, no,
(01:04:30):
we do, obviously, we do.
Speaker 31 (01:04:32):
No, we think about the positive.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Okay, and I appreciate that. Hey, So the point we
were trying to make before you became a weasel and
hung up on us earlier.
Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Are live?
Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yes we are?
Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Okay, I know it's weird. Just pretend we're not live
and it'll be okay. So my point was this what
you were saying to me, because you you asked me, Hey,
how much do you weigh? I said, it's none of
your business. He's like, I'm your trainer. Why can't I know? No?
Speaker 40 (01:05:00):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
And so you said, you know, you've got to get
serious about this, and I was like, what are you
talking about? Because I know I can see you three
times a week. I'm getting serious now.
Speaker 31 (01:05:09):
Oh no putting words in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Okay, what are you saying?
Speaker 14 (01:05:14):
I was saying, don't get down about that.
Speaker 31 (01:05:17):
Even if it's only two days, it's very good. You know,
you're just keeping yourself in the mix. And when life
gets a little bit more back to the normal nine
to five grind, then you can pick it back up
and keep kicking ass.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
All right. And by the way, this is for everyone.
This is a This is like a public service announcement,
like don't be so hard on yourself because you're not
hitting the gem as much as you sho typically do, right,
unless your name is Elvis. Okay, thanks, Okay, great. Well,
you know, I think I lost a couple more pounds,
but I'm not going to tell you how much that was.
Speaker 31 (01:05:52):
But you look fantastic. You're doing amazing, and we're gonna
keep We're going to keep.
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Going at it. See. Here's why I like working out
with Charles. I've had other trainers in the past. He
doesn't push me to the point where I'm just about
to fall over. For instance, there are other people who
come to our gym. They are beasts. I mean they
are like non stop. I mean, we we do the
necessary stuff, but it's not like you gotta like constantly
do it or you're losing time live to see another
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day exactly.
Speaker 11 (01:06:21):
And I think everybody wants different results too.
Speaker 12 (01:06:23):
You don't want to be beast mode. You don't want
to be like nine packs, and you know that's not
the life.
Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
You want a nine pack, you know, God.
Speaker 12 (01:06:33):
Instead of a six pack. A nine pack is real, serious, scary.
Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
It is scary. As a question for you, what's you
a question for Charles?
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Charles?
Speaker 16 (01:06:40):
Is it true that cardio is overrated because I have
some friends that say that it's all about resistance training
and weights and things like that, and all these fancy
machines that look like they're doing a lot, they don't
really do a whole lot, and that treadmill and cardio overrated.
Speaker 31 (01:06:57):
That's no, it's it's a valid point, but it's not
fully true. So there's like.
Speaker 28 (01:07:04):
A hierarchy in order to you know, for people to
people who say trying to lose weight, resistance training is
the most important.
Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
That's that is like your steak and potatoes.
Speaker 31 (01:07:19):
From there, it becomes from there, it becomes a time thing.
So if someone can get three resistance say three resistance
training or four sessions a week, then from there they
can start to add in like a little steady state cardio.
Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
But with the cardio.
Speaker 31 (01:07:36):
Itself, someone can use a little bit of weight, but
they didn't really put on more muscle, so to speak,
so they're really only going to become like a smaller
version of themselves with more.
Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Chance of regaining that negative weight. So you're saying, both,
you need to be building muscle, but you need it
you need to get a little cardio on there too.
It's a healthy mix.
Speaker 31 (01:07:56):
Correct prioritizing the resistance training.
Speaker 26 (01:07:59):
So they're was some good truth to what your friend
was saying.
Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
There you go. Now, what's that one machine you put
me on where I Okay, I sit like this and
I put my legs really wide, right, and you have
to like push in on these these two bars. Yeah,
sort of, I mean, and he's like, you gotta you
gotta get your legs wider, wider, and everyone in the
in the gym is like staring at us, like what
are these two dudes do it? And I know that
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is not well so, I mean I never really it's
like it feels like it's tightening my my my birth
giving muscles.
Speaker 31 (01:08:33):
Maybe a slight exaggeration, all.
Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Right, Okay, I don't like that one.
Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
It's the it's the it's the Kaiser leg press.
Speaker 11 (01:08:41):
Okay, what's a Kaiser?
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
I heard that's a roll in my Yeah, that's a
piece of brand, that's what That's what I put Taylor
ham on.
Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Yeah, Kaiser.
Speaker 31 (01:08:50):
Kaiser is just the name of the like the equipment.
It's a brand, like Life Fitness Kaiser.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Okay, we give it a dirty yeah anyway, all right, well,
look thanks for being on Charles. I will be in today,
even though you caused an injury in my leg yesterday.
Speaker 31 (01:09:04):
I love you well, can please come back so we
can cause another one?
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yes, I will. I love you, Charles, I'll talk to
you a little bit.
Speaker 31 (01:09:13):
Okay, I love you guys too.
Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
All right, such a great guy. Really looked out meeting
this guy. He's really really super nice.
Speaker 11 (01:09:20):
Well, needs to get his hands on scared.
Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
My takeaway is I.
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Don't have to do cardio, you know what. Start Start
with the weights and stuff and the resistance training, and
just move into the.
Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
More fancy the machine. I think, the less benefit it
has for you.
Speaker 13 (01:09:34):
Well, okay, don't overthink walk scary Jarry, what kind of
resistance training are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Standing up from the couch?
Speaker 11 (01:09:40):
Resist going to the gym?
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
That exactly? I resist saying no to this cheeseburger. Yeah,
the third doughnut, I'm resisting the fourth. What today?
Speaker 27 (01:09:54):
What?
Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Today? Christmas is almost here? What's this going on here?
Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Alf alf alf orgilf elboy.
Speaker 11 (01:10:13):
It's an elf Orgie, dear care to join us?
Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Well, it has been a long day.
Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Merry
Christmas from Elvis Terran in the morning show, Foggy has
(01:10:46):
a healthcast.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Our friend Rod Phillips is there? Where is it from?
Where's Rod? Oh, there's the there's the camera for a
long time. So Rod of S works with iHeart. He
is a big, big force in the in the iHeart world.
Years and years ago, when when God we were he
(01:11:10):
was the program director of Y one hundred in Miami.
Remember those days, I do, when they first hired him.
I flew down and we all went to dinner with Rod.
It was it was Froggy, me and some other members
of the of the Y one hundred team. And I
looked at Froggy, I said, can you go to the bathroom?
We went to the bathroom and I said, this is
the biggest a hole I've ever met him.
Speaker 11 (01:11:31):
Oh my gosh, you agree right?
Speaker 13 (01:11:35):
Oh, we hated it. I remember my wife was there
and she said, I can't stand him. He's not nice.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
He didn't like me. She said, what a jerk.
Speaker 41 (01:11:43):
I knew you guys thought that I had no idea
at least.
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Every you didn't say one nice thing to anyone. You
were like so mean to It's so unfair. There was
someone I think like the afternoon jock or someone from
Y one hundred. You were railing on him, making him
feel like he was in insignificant, no talent, worthless piece
of turn.
Speaker 41 (01:12:04):
And I'm like, wait, was he there or you're suggesting
I was talking about he was there?
Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
He was there. We love Michael Yo, I know, but
so and I remember call. I called your boss Tom
Pullman that night. I said, this guy's not gonna work out.
He's the meanest, biggest, flaming ahole I've ever met my life.
And Frog's like, we're dumed. Why one hundred is going
to be doomed with this guy? He's he's so mean.
We hated you, you were so so hateful and how
(01:12:31):
did all that work? And how did all that work out?
Speaker 13 (01:12:33):
And okay, So two weeks or three weeks go by
and I call Elvis one day I'm leaving the station.
I go, you gotta listen to me. I actually love him.
He's a good dude. I'm like, you gotta get to
know him.
Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
He's great.
Speaker 13 (01:12:45):
Else goes, all right, you're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I need to find out for myself. So I flew
back to my you don't even know this. I flew
to Miami just to be proven wrong. And here's what
I learned about Rod. And this is why this is
so important for everyone listening. First impressions they don't always
work out to be the true. It turned out that
Rod and the way he was a sarcastic ahole was
(01:13:09):
actually very endearing, and we learned that that's his personality
and he's fabulous. Does this makes sense to anyone?
Speaker 11 (01:13:16):
Yes, because I thought the same thing when I and
he thought.
Speaker 12 (01:13:18):
I had you, thought I hated you for the longest time,
and then after a while I was just like oh,
and then everyone's like, no, he really likes you. I
don't think so, man, I don't And then I and
then I realized, no, he's a sweetheart.
Speaker 11 (01:13:33):
We love him.
Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
So can I get this scary? Somebody help me here.
I'll defend you to the death. I feel like we
vibed right away.
Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
You're a guys guy, that's why we get along.
Speaker 13 (01:13:44):
I thought Rod Phillips was just scary CD collection character.
I didn't know the real person.
Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
By the way, if you're familiar with those phone taps,
he is the name behind the CD collection. Rod. We
love you. You turned out to be just the best ally
for our show, and and I learned that. You know,
some people in life are just sarcastically funny.
Speaker 41 (01:14:08):
They're just, yeah, I don't know how funny I am.
I have been told I have that dry sense of humor.
If I have a sense of humor, so I guess
that just doesn't hit everybody. By the way, I had
a great time at that dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Has no idea. You guys are like, it's such a jerk.
I was like, Miami's amazing. At one point, I mean
it was like eight of us around a table eating
a crab or whatever, I don't know, and at one
point you were being you were like non stop insulting
everyone at the table, and I was looking around for
(01:14:39):
a camera. I thought this was a joke because you
the boss was so me man.
Speaker 10 (01:14:47):
I wish I would have seen this.
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
And it turns out it was just it was. It's great.
Speaker 11 (01:14:51):
And now he's like a big teddy bear and he
loves us all.
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
So it's yeah, he's still in a hole, but he's
supposed to be.
Speaker 11 (01:14:58):
That's that's his character's a He's a loving a hole.
Speaker 13 (01:15:02):
Also brings up a good point. You've lost your wallet
and phone about every city in America in a.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Ubercross true story true. I can't deny that that one.
I can't deny it usually involves drinking, but uh yeah,
I used to anyway. So anyway, we love you, Rode.
And this is just a public service for everyone. You
meet someone for the first time, you're like, I don't
ever want to see them ever again in my life.
Speaker 41 (01:15:27):
Give them a second chance, for the love of God,
give them.
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
A second chance. Exactly. Investigate what it is you hate
about him. It may be something that you actually love
about him. Like right now, he's wearing his baseball cap backwards.
He looks like a total douchebag.
Speaker 41 (01:15:44):
It's it's country camo too barely. I don't know why
you guys put cameras on these things. You're on the
radio you can get away with. I mean, I just
woke up, like I literally just rolled out of bed.
You're like, come get on the camera with a light
in your face.
Speaker 12 (01:15:58):
You both facetimed me last night, right out of the
shower in my pajamas with no makeup on, and I
answered your phone.
Speaker 13 (01:16:05):
True, uh huh, we love you can tell Daniel you
looked beautiful. We had no idea you got yeah right again.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
First, first impressions, you know, investigate those a little more
before you write someone off. And so we're so happy
to have you in our lives. We love you, rod Well.
I love you guys, obviously. I love you guys more man,
And I gotta tell you, Froggy was so giddy, like
a little kid his best friend coming to visit him
and having you and Jackson with uh with Froggy right now,
(01:16:33):
he's he's on another cloud. So take care of our frog.
We will we will see all right, Now, get out
of here. We love rod don't answer the phone.
Speaker 14 (01:16:46):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
The phone tap from Scary. It's one of those very
unique phone taps. I saw him in the studio putting
it together yesterday, and you look really busy, Like, how
much work can you put into a phone tap? We
just call people in phone taps. Well, we spent I
spent a.
Speaker 16 (01:16:59):
Lot of time because I had to keep calling back
Aliyah wanted to phone tap her dad.
Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
Her Her dad runs a business from the.
Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
House, so he's forced to keep answering the phone.
Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
But I finally got to him.
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
I God, I let's see what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Hello, is this mister Ledo. Yes, is this, mister Ledo?
Speaker 16 (01:17:16):
This is Rod Phillips with boy band Bonanza the Christmas Collection.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Happy holidays, mister Ledo. Do you celebrate Christmas?
Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Yeah? But what is it?
Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
This is the.
Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Christmas Collection boy Band Bonanza.
Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
So what did I have to do with me?
Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
It's your favorite.
Speaker 16 (01:17:31):
Boy bands all singing together in this great Christmas collection.
Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
No, no, it's your favorite boy band. I don't know
what to keep talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
And do me favor?
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Please?
Speaker 36 (01:17:40):
Hang up?
Speaker 16 (01:17:41):
Okay, but sir, wouldn't you like boy band Bananza the
Christmas Collection?
Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
No, I'd like to go goodbye? Thank you.
Speaker 16 (01:17:52):
Hello, it's Rod Phillips once again with boy band Bonanza
the Christmas Collection. Sir, heyo, just didn't we just talk
for fifteen dollars and ninety nine cents? This entire city
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Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
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Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
You know what, sometimes I'm like, maybe I should have
gone to one or two of these high school reunions,
but I never went. When I was in high school,
no one really liked me. I didn't like him. I mean,
you know, I was I was not one of the
popular guys or whatever. After high school for me, I
can't speak for you, but fro Our school for me
was when life began.
Speaker 10 (01:22:02):
Okay, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
But Lisa Froggy's wife, Lisa, you you you're still good
friends with people you went to high school with. Correct,
I am right, and a lot of them. I admire that.
And for anyone who still has friends, I have one
friend I still talk to from high school. That's it. One.
Speaker 12 (01:22:21):
What about you, Danielle, I don't think I talked to no, no, no,
I do I have one friend that I talked to
with from high school?
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
And Gandhi, do you have a lot of high school
friends you still talk to.
Speaker 15 (01:22:29):
I actually do have a handful of friends from high school.
I still talk to, but I still wouldn't be down
for the reunion thing. That's that's the handful I want
to talk to.
Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
You just want a reunion on your terms with the
people you want to hang out with.
Speaker 17 (01:22:39):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
So so, Lisa, there was a high school reunion this
past weekend and you just couldn't wait to get over
there to go.
Speaker 42 (01:22:45):
To this reunion, right right, it was wonderful. So yes,
I went to this reunion and it you know, it's funny,
there was, Yes, you have the guy that you know,
the super hot guy that was it in high school
and middle school. So I walked and I'm standing there
and I'm I just walk in. I'm getting ready to
walk up to him.
Speaker 10 (01:23:04):
This girl steps right in front of me and she's like, I.
Speaker 42 (01:23:07):
Went to prom with him, and I'm like, I don't
give a you know what that she did? Like okay,
And then I walk over him and she's eyeing me
up and down and I'm like thinking to myself because
I'm talking to him about Sutham. It was a great conversation.
I hadn't seen him in a while, and she's looking
me up and down and I'm like, so, I of
course made the conversation even more, you know, eccentric and fun,
(01:23:30):
and she's just looking me up and down. I'm like, girl,
it has been over thirty years since she've been a
prom with him.
Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
You need to get over it. I know you wanted
to say that, but did you say that to her
or did you just kind of move along, like I
don't want to start a fight with this woman.
Speaker 42 (01:23:45):
Well I didn't move along, but I just kind of
gave her evil looks, and then I was taking selfies
with him, just to piss her off even more.
Speaker 13 (01:23:52):
You try to pick up this dude at the union,
I wasn't there, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Okay, So okay, let's let's talk you now. You said
it's been over thirty years since you guys all graduated
from high school? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 31 (01:24:04):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Oh?
Speaker 30 (01:24:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
And still I mean, is she dating this guy? Is
she married to him? I mean, what's her affiliation with
this guy?
Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
Now?
Speaker 42 (01:24:13):
I think she's just maybe wanting to date him. I
don't think they were dating at all. It's just like
she was just moving in like a like a cougar
on her territory. And I'm like, girl, I am not
trying anything here.
Speaker 10 (01:24:24):
I was so pissed off. I'm like, I'm gonna make
it even worse for you.
Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
And.
Speaker 10 (01:24:29):
Why I don't want to go to any readion exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
There are so many people who are still living in
their high school frame of mind. They're still there.
Speaker 14 (01:24:41):
Yeah, what the heck?
Speaker 10 (01:24:42):
God, it was mind blowing.
Speaker 42 (01:24:44):
I just couldn't believe the looks she was giving me.
I'm like, you gotta be kidding me, right, I said,
I should have really done this outfit up a lot
better than that if I'd known this was going to
go down.
Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Oh, so she was cutting you off? How dare you
talk to this guy you haven't seen in over thirty years? Begause?
I went to problem with him?
Speaker 11 (01:25:00):
Ridiculous, I agree with God.
Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
This is why high school reunions no thank you count.
So a lot of people say, well, what business did
Lisa have talking to this guy at the reunion to
begin with? Wouldn't Froggy be mad? Union?
Speaker 10 (01:25:20):
Okay, okay, well let me.
Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Go ahead and pull up my pork sandwich and listen
to what you.
Speaker 13 (01:25:29):
Were you friends with this guy before last Saturday night?
Speaker 14 (01:25:34):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
You were?
Speaker 13 (01:25:35):
Okay, so you were friends with him before?
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
And so did you take no?
Speaker 13 (01:25:40):
No, I didn't mean that. What I'm saying is but
you were taking pictures with them. You were taking pictures
for them just to upset her, correct, of.
Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
Course, can you be honest?
Speaker 14 (01:25:51):
That's the most.
Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
This is what this is the problem with the union reunions.
You're going into this belb be high from the past.
It's like you hopped into the old school time machine.
Speaker 21 (01:26:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:26:04):
Are you going to see him again, Lisa?
Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Oh?
Speaker 42 (01:26:07):
I mean probably another you know, get together reunion prosper Yeah,
but nine time soon.
Speaker 13 (01:26:12):
I just feel like if I did this, like if
I went and the tables were completely turned, you'd be
mad at me.
Speaker 11 (01:26:17):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Okay, okay, well hold on now, Lisa, let's be fair.
If you knew that. Well, first of all, this guy
you went to take pictures with, did you have a
thing with him in the past?
Speaker 22 (01:26:30):
No?
Speaker 13 (01:26:31):
Okay, Did you like him though?
Speaker 8 (01:26:32):
No?
Speaker 11 (01:26:32):
Everybody did.
Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
The guy in high school?
Speaker 11 (01:26:35):
We got that one.
Speaker 14 (01:26:36):
We got that guy.
Speaker 10 (01:26:38):
Is he still hot though? Because that almost never happens?
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Oh, he was super hot?
Speaker 10 (01:26:43):
Are you kidding me? Middle school? Now?
Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
She has one?
Speaker 10 (01:26:47):
Is he still now?
Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Yeah? He actually looks pretty good still? Okay? Okay, So
a froggy was hanging out with let's say the big
the popular girl from cheer leading squad from back in
the day, and she still was really great, she takes
good care of herself.
Speaker 6 (01:27:04):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Would you have a couple of questions or maybe an
ounce of thought like, okay, what's this about? Not not
at all?
Speaker 10 (01:27:12):
Maybe a few not too many, right, not too many cares?
Speaker 42 (01:27:16):
Of course, you would say, of course, he would say,
I got her contact information, she'd be great on the
show or some bs like that.
Speaker 12 (01:27:22):
But you know what you'd say, you'd say, she wouldn't
be talking to you if you didn't do what you
do for a living.
Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
I know her so well, I know her all right,
so yeah, yeah, scary. What's your thought here?
Speaker 16 (01:27:37):
My thought is that I feel that certain people who
attend high school reunions are the faction of people that
have something to prove. Like if you were a misfit
then or a nerd and nobody and everybody went away
and they didn't recognize you as becoming anything more. If
you have become something now, though, you you get those
types of people that show up at the reunion as well,
(01:27:57):
in addition to the beehive people that never left.
Speaker 12 (01:28:00):
Oh my gosh, but let me tell you if I
was like the ugly duckling in high school and now
I am.
Speaker 11 (01:28:06):
Like, hot, my ass is going to that reunion and
I'm like, that's sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:28:12):
Is it safe to say?
Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
And Gandhi and I are the two that have no
desire to go to these things at all?
Speaker 14 (01:28:18):
None?
Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Is it safe to say that each and every one
of us, including Gandhi, including me, do still have a
little bit of a thing about the politics from high
school versus now. I mean, I'll agree, I maybe I
don't want to go because I just didn't care for them. Then,
so why do I want to do, which means I'm
still holding onto something weird? Gandhi, do you hear what
(01:28:41):
I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (01:28:42):
I do hear what you're saying.
Speaker 15 (01:28:44):
I just I don't know that I think you're holding
onto something weird. I feel like it's more of just
that I have no desire to engage in something that
I don't care about anymore, right, I don't, I don't know.
I feel like I just I don't care about a
huge faction of the people. I mean, no offense, but
I with social media anymore, I keep in touch with
the people I want to keep in touch with I
know what's going on. If I want to see those people,
(01:29:04):
I will see those people. The people who I know
are up to, you know, whatever they're up to.
Speaker 16 (01:29:08):
I'm just not interested in lack of acceptance. And now
I want to show them that I am accepted. Really,
so scary, roll up in your Maybach that you rented.
I must have deep issues from the past. I would like,
you know what I can get that girl now?
Speaker 11 (01:29:25):
Really?
Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (01:29:26):
Can you can?
Speaker 11 (01:29:27):
I had a great time and I was lucky.
Speaker 12 (01:29:29):
I had the best time in high school and I
had the best I had so much fun, so many friends,
so many great teachers.
Speaker 11 (01:29:35):
But I still don't talk to them.
Speaker 12 (01:29:36):
There are I got to admit, and I was telling
GANDU up the air, there aren't a couple of people
that I wish I could still keep in touch with
that I can't. That I've tried to find and I
can't find anymore. So you know that's one thing.
Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
But so so why did you go to the high school?
What was your reason for going?
Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Stop it?
Speaker 42 (01:29:52):
Because I was always everybody's friend in the fat girl
in high school and I wanted to go back.
Speaker 11 (01:29:58):
Good for you?
Speaker 10 (01:30:00):
Look, then, I hope it made you feel good.
Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
I did good.
Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Do you know what?
Speaker 12 (01:30:05):
There was a time where the guy who I really
wanted in high school, the hawk I'm not even gonna
say his name, that every girl wanted, I actually met
in a bar years later and he found out what
I did, and he started talking to me, and at
that point it was my turn to say, oh, it's
been so nice.
Speaker 14 (01:30:19):
Talking to you.
Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
No, no, no, this is where it's not fair because
he may have been a Jack Watt in high school.
He may be a really sweet, interesting guy. Now, Oh well,
too bad. Alread we got to go talk to Jeff
online twenty four. Jeff's run into some people from high school. Hey, Jeff,
talk about the people you've run into from high school.
(01:30:41):
Hey guys, good morning, Good morning, sir.
Speaker 19 (01:30:45):
Well, I'm a correction officer. There's just funny running into
people that I went to high school with in prison
onto the other side of the bars.
Speaker 10 (01:30:55):
Scenario.
Speaker 19 (01:30:56):
A few of those Yeah, typically the cool kid who
were always cutting class were hanging out on the bleachers
and whatnot.
Speaker 11 (01:31:04):
Did you kind of know back then that that was
going to happen, Like, yeah, I'm going to see them
behind me.
Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Yeah we saw that coming.
Speaker 40 (01:31:10):
You could tell.
Speaker 19 (01:31:11):
Yeah, that was definitely something I could see happening.
Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Wow, right, well there you go. So I mean, let's
be honest. I mean high schools people spread out and
do different things. And my favorite story, Jeff, is like
that one guy or sometimes a woman a girl from
high school who turned out to like be this crazy,
crazy felon I mean, out there robin banks and pulling
(01:31:36):
off stuff you never would have dream they would be doing.
Speaker 19 (01:31:39):
But we all know.
Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Yeah, I don't know a Hi, Jeff, thanks for calling.
I'm glad you're on the right, the right side of
the bars there. That's pretty cool. So yeah, yeah, gandhi,
what's up?
Speaker 15 (01:31:49):
So there are you know, like reunion pages online and stuff.
So I popped into my high school's reunion page for
I'd say I was there for five minutes. One person
hit me with a, well, well, well Hollywood's here, lef.
Speaker 10 (01:32:00):
I'me out. Don't want to be any part of that.
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 30 (01:32:04):
It.
Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Okay, listen, guys, we got it. We have to move on.
But this texture is really very They're actually doing a
great job in describing what I'm feeling. They say, I
think there's always unfinished business, positive or negative. I think
we all have a bit of trauma that sometimes need healing.
And it really isn't only a high school thing. I mean,
you can actually talk to anyone who's in therapy or
(01:32:28):
therapist or people who are very knowledgeable when it comes
to psychotherapy, this and that. There are so many things
that happened to us when we're kids that we just
don't really remember, but happen to us that have molded
us into the way we think about certain things in
life that can be bad for us. And you got
to keep in behind. High school is still at that
(01:32:49):
early enough stage where those things are still happening. Maybe
you were shunned at high school, maybe you thought you
were the outcast, maybe whatever. A million of different thing,
a million and one different things happened to you in
high school or when you were a preteen or you
were a kid, and you're still holding onto these things.
And those are the good and bad things that make
us who we are today. They are the great things
(01:33:14):
that you can look in the mirror and congratulate yourself
on and you're a good person when it comes to this,
this and this. You know, you learned a lot of
this way back when, without you even knowing, you were
learning about it, so I can see how high school
and reunions play an important part in that.
Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
Hello, little Louis, what do you want for Christmas this year?
Speaker 21 (01:33:35):
I really want to go to the North Poole.
Speaker 7 (01:33:37):
Yes, you, son of a bitch.
Speaker 14 (01:33:43):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Terran in the Morning Show. I'm
Grazie Brock and Merry Christmas, tell uster Ran in the
(01:34:06):
Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Come on, let's tell grandma stories. You know, I will
tell you you know, doing this show for twenty five years,
every time we've talked about grandma's for some reason that
it's fun. I like, we remember the time we talked
about grandma's whose boobs always popped out, Oh yeah, or
grandma's who were popular in the neighborhood we had. I
(01:34:32):
remember we had a listener call once and said, look,
I love my grandmother. I love her so much. But
we've we've recently found out that Grandma was she loved
to date lots and lots and lots of men, like
lots of men. And I said, well, look, we don't
want to slut shame Grandma. That's the last thing we
want to do. There's nothing wrong with dating lots of men.
I mean who you know, I've dated lots of men.
(01:34:53):
I'm not a slut, you know what I'm saying. I
don't know anymore. Now we stop it. My grandma's you know,
they have years and years to accrue mileage, if you
know what I'm saying. Or what about the grandmother who
set herself on fire? We actually brought that up one day.
Tell us how your grandmother set herself on fire. Oh
(01:35:14):
my goodness, it was Gandhi, it was dozens of people responded, Yeah, Grandma,
it usually is a wig thing, you know.
Speaker 15 (01:35:22):
Ah, okay, okay, I was thinking a different type of
set themselves on fire like a protest.
Speaker 19 (01:35:26):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Your grandmother was kind of famous in the neighborhood, right, Yes, My.
Speaker 15 (01:35:34):
Grandmother was apparently the one who struck the fear of
God into a lot of the men around there, because
she was one of the pioneers of planned parenting or
plan sorry, planned parenthood in India. So she was responsible
for going house to house and giving people vasectomies and
they hated.
Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Her for it.
Speaker 11 (01:35:50):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
So if anyone saw your grandma walk into the front door,
she was about to like rip out their vez devrns
or whatever they call it tube.
Speaker 10 (01:35:58):
Little bit of a snip and cew oh yeah snip.
Speaker 15 (01:36:00):
So yeah, here she comes, and my Grandma's like, you
have seventeen kids, you don't need this thing anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
What is going on?
Speaker 10 (01:36:09):
Let's have a conversation. Oh they hated her?
Speaker 14 (01:36:11):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Feel free to text, uh, textas. I just want to
read your responses, like, something great about your grandmother. It
doesn't have to be something about her catching her hair
on fire or slicing you know below this grown Maria
and all the guys of India.
Speaker 12 (01:36:27):
Do you remember Henry Bendall in the city, the big Store. Yeah,
my grandmother was a seamstress for them back in the
day when they all kicked it off.
Speaker 11 (01:36:35):
Yeah, she's got a really cool job.
Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
That's so cool. Yeah, I love that. Did she also
get around?
Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
She did?
Speaker 11 (01:36:41):
I don't think so?
Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Okay? Line five, I got John online five real quick.
Hey John, good morning morning. So I said something that
hit a nerve with you and your family? What was that, John?
Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:36:56):
When I was younger, my granny had a friend who
went through chemotherapy, and so she started to wear wigs
with her friend just to support her. But my poor
granny didn't know that you couldn't use curling irons on wigs.
And she set her wig on fire.
Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Oh she's okay, right, She didn't get any burns or anything,
did she?
Speaker 20 (01:37:14):
Oh?
Speaker 25 (01:37:15):
Yeah, no, it was on like a.
Speaker 9 (01:37:16):
Little wig ahead thing. She was styling and getting it ready,
and she said she, I guess she just held it
on there too long, and all of a sudden it
started smoking.
Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
And then with the wigs, John, you should see these
text messages. Here's when my grandma brought powdered sugar with
her through TSA. You know, only grandmothers travel with powdered sugar.
Oh no, And they thought Grandma was doing cocaine and
they pulled they pulled her aside, thought grandma had cocaine
in a box. It's horrible, my grandma. Oh my god.
(01:37:47):
They're coming in leaps and bounds. My grandma was so
mad at my dad that she told him to drop dead.
Because Grandma's they can say anything, you get away with it.
Oh ye, my grandma makes the best eggplant parm I
did CrossFit with my grandma last night.
Speaker 11 (01:38:03):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 13 (01:38:06):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Hey listen, John, thanks for listening. You go have a
great day and God, bless your grandma.
Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Thanks you guys to take it easy.
Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
George on line twenty four, George, Hey, how are y'all?
We're doing great?
Speaker 30 (01:38:21):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Tell me about what your grandma did in the parking lot.
Speaker 40 (01:38:26):
So my grandma beat up some lady in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Now, why did okay, why did your grandma and some
old other lady get into a fight in the parking
lot And why did your grandma whoop her ass?
Speaker 40 (01:38:38):
Because the other lady was talking smack about my cousin
and my grandma was not having that, and so she
called up and said, you can meet me in the
grocery store parking lot, and she did, and she whooked
her behind.
Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
Yes, my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Look, we don't condone violence, but it's it's you know what,
Don't mess with grandma. She's gonna take your ass.
Speaker 10 (01:39:01):
Never show up in the parking lot when you get
the invite.
Speaker 11 (01:39:04):
That is a terrible plan.
Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Yeah, that's a good plan, especially if it's George g
George's grandma. Hey, George, thank you man, thanks for listening
to us today. And it's it's great hearing about your grandma.
Thank y, you take it easy, Okay, I love a
lot of these texts are saying these wonderful things about
their grandma's. Grandma would always bring her own chicken cutlet
to the restaurant. Yes, she bring your own chicken.
Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
So how do you do that?
Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
She just cooked it up and said, you know what,
I prefer mine. I'm gonna sit here and you're gonna
do something with it.
Speaker 12 (01:39:34):
They take salad dressings and stuff out of their purse
all the time.
Speaker 10 (01:39:37):
I put my stuff into that person.
Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Of course, this texture says my grandmother could kill a
chicken by tapping it on its head. It would freeze
and she would grab it by the neck and just
twist it in circles. Oh, dear god, grandma's I know.
But they would make fresh chicken from those chickens. My
grandma used to hit us with her cane every time
we cursed, and she made us put a dollar in
a jar.
Speaker 28 (01:39:58):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
My grandma always used to drop food down her shirt,
and she would always say that her boobs were hungry.
Speaker 15 (01:40:05):
Sounds like a grandma fed the same nine froggie as
a grandma like nine as Jen does.
Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Hey Jen, Hi, how are you? We're doing very well?
Tell us about your grandma?
Speaker 35 (01:40:19):
So I actually I'm a speech therapist. I lived with
her for the last year during COVID.
Speaker 29 (01:40:25):
She passed away three weeks out of.
Speaker 35 (01:40:26):
Her ninety ninth birthday. Oh wow, but she lived the
best life and when she was eighty. We actually just
were sharing this story at her week. She was living
in Yonkers and her neighbor's house got robbed and she
ran down the street after the robber screaming, can you
get over here. They really poked him at the time,
(01:40:47):
but then they found him robbing another.
Speaker 10 (01:40:49):
House a couple of days later.
Speaker 35 (01:40:51):
And they showed her his headshot to her and she
identified him and they.
Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
God rest her soul. I love that.
Speaker 20 (01:41:01):
Yeah, yeah, you know what.
Speaker 35 (01:41:03):
Making chocolate chip cookies she counted eight chips for every cookie,
so making chocolate chip cookies was like a four hour activity.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Grandma's are allowed to do it because they have a
lot of time and they Hey, thanks Jen, thanks a lot.
I appreciate that story. Of course, have a good one
you too. Another text, A Rottwiler bit my grandma and
she bit it back and got arrested for animals.
Speaker 27 (01:41:26):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
My grandma would make food I didn't like to eat
for lunch. She would tell me that I can just
go eat crap and die. Here's one grandma that always
had holy water with her, so if someone pissed her off,
she sprinkled it on them. Oh my gosh, yeah, scary,
it's great.
Speaker 16 (01:41:43):
My grandma was more of a fiction's bar stealer, where
she would take home the pickle chips.
Speaker 6 (01:41:48):
She was like a savor of everything. She would take
aluminum foil and hang it out on the wash line
to reuse it.
Speaker 12 (01:41:54):
My grandmother would sew her pantyhose, like if you got
to run in your pantyhose instead of going to I
knew pair of panteos, she would sew it up and
save it somehow.
Speaker 11 (01:42:04):
My mother's like, what are you doing.
Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
The's texts? My grandma had weed growing in her front yard. Yes, Grandma,
my grandma. When she was alive, she would curse at
you in Spanish if you said anything bad about her
baseball team, the Yankees. I mean, the list goes on
and on. My grandma gets into fistfights over men in
the nursing home. Oh my god, my grandma always farts
(01:42:28):
when she's walking and blames the floorboards. Thanks to Grandma
finally talked to tile. Yeah, exactly. Oops. We finally we
talked to Grace. Hey, Grace, Hi, good morning, good morning.
Tell us about your grandma.
Speaker 8 (01:42:44):
So, my grandmother was a typical, strict, very old school
grandma and she would sit with a machete outside the
house while my sister and I would ride bikes, and anyone,
anyone that would come close to us, she would just
grab out the machete. And you know my grandma's Hispanica.
Speaker 25 (01:43:02):
Well was that away.
Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
She would come come at them with a machete. Grandma,
you know what, I gotta be honest, Grace, I would
take your grandma very seriously at that point. No problem. Hey, listen,
thanks for listening to us, Grace. I hope you have
a really great day today. Don't let anyone mess with you.
If not, Grandma's machete is waiting for him. Okay, all right, you.
Speaker 30 (01:43:25):
Guys here Santa. All I went for Christmas this year
is a fan because I love the way it feels.
Speaker 21 (01:43:34):
Me when I go to sleep.
Speaker 34 (01:43:36):
Dear Emily, here's your fan, and here's Santa stomping on
it with his big black boots.
Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
I hope you never fall asleep, Love Santa, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (01:43:53):
The Hall from Elvister Rand in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Really do I really seem like I'm in a bad pot.
Speaker 11 (01:44:02):
I think you're a little madder than normal.
Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
He's angry.
Speaker 5 (01:44:05):
Elth Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran on the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
I was looking through Reddit the thirteen things only terrible
people say.
Speaker 10 (01:44:16):
Yes, Oh, now I'm gonna feel bad in a minute.
Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
I'm okay. Hold on, Look, we all deal with terrible
people from time to time. You kind of wonder do
people think we're terrible? I mean, I don't know if
you say, hey, no, I'm not terrible. I'm a nice guy,
will you That's actually number one on the list, right,
terrible people will say I'm a nice guy.
Speaker 10 (01:44:39):
Totally.
Speaker 30 (01:44:39):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
It's no time for the things only terrible people say?
Do you have a few?
Speaker 15 (01:44:48):
I feel like a lot of people that start with look,
I'm gonna be honest, are about to give you the
biggest lie in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Yeah, do you know who I am?
Speaker 14 (01:45:00):
Stop? Stop?
Speaker 11 (01:45:02):
People do that all the time to get into our
jingle bowl concerts. Do you know who I am?
Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
I'll never forget Harvey Weinstein, of all people, I watched
him pull that backstage. Really oh when the security guards
are trying to get him to move his kids out
of the way, because whoever Beyonce was walking through whatever,
He's like, hello, do you know who I am?
Speaker 15 (01:45:23):
You've already lost When you have to say that because
either they know when they don't care, or they don't
know and they don't care exactly.
Speaker 11 (01:45:29):
You look like a douche.
Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
Because I can.
Speaker 11 (01:45:36):
I will jokingly say that, Well, you say that to
your kids all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Oh, you'd still do that? Yeah, because I.
Speaker 10 (01:45:42):
Said so, my parents do that still.
Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Yeah, you've lost a customer.
Speaker 10 (01:45:49):
Ha ha ha Oh is that is that akin to us?
I'm not listening anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
Yeah. And that's the thing I will tell you right now.
If you say you know what, you've lost a customer,
they are happy to see you go. Yeah, they really are.
Speaker 38 (01:46:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
Okay bye.
Speaker 6 (01:46:05):
Don't we do that.
Speaker 11 (01:46:06):
Don't people say that's that you've lost a listener?
Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Okay bye.
Speaker 6 (01:46:10):
We've talked about this one on the show Do Better,
to do Better, do better. That's a pet person.
Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
You have to do better, the do better person. Is
this the worst of all, the worst creature ever? Yeah? Frog,
I heard a manager of the other day.
Speaker 13 (01:46:24):
I was waiting in line at a customer service, and
the person says, I've been shopping here for forty years,
and the manager goes, let me stop you. We've only business.
We've only been in business for twenty five and if
you've been here that long, you should know the rules.
Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Oh god, the most awful you know?
Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
You do?
Speaker 36 (01:46:44):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
I guess you shouldn't really have to monitor what you say,
because if you're a good person, you're gonna you're not
gonna say these things.
Speaker 14 (01:46:49):
Right yep?
Speaker 15 (01:46:50):
Oh I have some how about men who say, oh,
women just aren't funny, awful, I can't stand.
Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
I used to say that to Danielle all this time. Yeah,
it's horrible, you know, but you know, we were kidding around.
I was, there was there was an argument out years ago, well,
women aren't funny, they're just fun Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:47:07):
That's a lie. Some of the funniest people I know
are women.
Speaker 21 (01:47:10):
In my house.
Speaker 11 (01:47:11):
I'm the fun one and Sheldon's the funny one.
Speaker 20 (01:47:14):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (01:47:15):
And then women who say I just don't get along
with other women. I don't know, they just don't like me.
Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
I wonder why, yeah, so or you know, look, I'm
not racist, but.
Speaker 10 (01:47:30):
Oh yeah, that's a bad one. Too bad one.
Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
Yeah, you know, we're like, really, have you set the
stage with that? God knows, I want to hear what's coming.
Speaker 10 (01:47:40):
Next and racist commentary?
Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
Yeah, Leah Online twenty four. Hi Leah, we're doing okay.
So add to our list of the things only terrible
people say.
Speaker 20 (01:47:52):
You know somebody who is a jerk when they say
no offense, but oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:47:57):
You're about to get offended.
Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
Yeah, I know it's true. I mean, Leah, it's it's
so easy to size a person up, and sometimes we
don't want to start judging people from one one sentence,
but it's hard not to when they say things like that, right.
Speaker 20 (01:48:13):
Yeah, yeah, especially I'm a teacher and that happens all
the time. It's like they want to give you advice,
but they're like, no offense, but oh you teach like garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
Yeah all right, the same as someone just texted this
in I mean this in the best way.
Speaker 10 (01:48:29):
Yeah, but uh yeah, as your friend.
Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
As your friend, I feel the need to tell you
my taxes pay your salary. Yeah, goodbye, Leah, thank you,
you have a safe day. We love our teachers, Thank you.
Speaker 20 (01:48:47):
Love you guys too, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Yeah. So I guess I guess the moral of the
story is, as we just this is just a short
little whatever. It just it's good to sort of maybe
listen to what you're saying, listen to what you're saying
before you say it or as you say it, and
then stop it immediately. Yeah, Nate, what I think this
is on your list.
Speaker 33 (01:49:07):
But when somebody blames their attitude on their zodiac side,
did you say that yet?
Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
I hate that. I'm sorry, I'm a leo. I'm very abrasive.
Speaker 6 (01:49:16):
I'm like, oh, that, there's nothing to do with anything.
Speaker 10 (01:49:19):
Yeah, I might have done that before.
Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Scary uses it from Brooklyn a lot. Well, you know,
we like to open up the fire hydrants and shoot
water across the street so there's no water pressure. So
if there's a house burning, no, no, it's okay, it'll
burned down because it's summertime. We're hot. I'm from Brooklyn.
That's what we do.
Speaker 6 (01:49:36):
I do end a lot of things by saying that
it's what we do.
Speaker 15 (01:49:39):
How about people who refer to themselves in third person?
They if Scary was talking telling a story about Scary,
that's so weird to me.
Speaker 11 (01:49:47):
That's like a Seinfeld episode. They there was one whole
episode about the guy who, like Danny, likes.
Speaker 34 (01:49:52):
To do this.
Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
Now that's creepy. Or when Governor Cramo in New York,
he said he was very handsy with people because he's
a See that's what you're doing. You're screaming. Now, stop screaming.
Speaker 13 (01:50:07):
Scary.
Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
But we build that from Brooklyn. There's people in Brooklyn going,
I don't scream, I really don't. I'm just all right.
The dogs are getting crazy.
Speaker 14 (01:50:18):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:50:19):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, and.
Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
Today it's from Garrett. What's it all about?
Speaker 28 (01:50:26):
Garrett Kristen's going to play a phone tap on her
husband Tony. Now, Tony's that guy on the block who
loves to deck out his house for the holiday season
with lights, blow up things on in the front lawn,
all over the house, even in the backyard. So I'm
going to start the call to Tony as his brand
new neighbor that lives right behind him, that he hasn't
met yet, let him know I have a little issue
(01:50:46):
with his holiday decor around his house.
Speaker 2 (01:50:48):
Oh good, the new neighbor chiming in, yes, the holiday decorations.
Let's listen in to Garrett's pone tap here we go.
Speaker 28 (01:50:54):
Hello, Hi, is this Tony? Yes, hey Tony Money is
George Feeney. I live right behind you. I just moved
in about three weeks ago. We haven't met yet, so
oh hey, hey doing George. I know this is not
the best way to meet, but I'm having a little
issue and wondering if you could help me.
Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
Out with this.
Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
Yeah, yeah, okay, go ahead. Shoot.
Speaker 28 (01:51:13):
I noticed about three days ago your Christmas stuff went
up in your front and even backyard too. But why
have stuff in the backyard. It's just a little bit
much coming into my house and it's always blinking and
boom boom, and I'm trying to sleep and it's like
boom boom.
Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
I understand, but but you know, get to the stand too.
Speaker 26 (01:51:33):
Is the season?
Speaker 28 (01:51:34):
Can you just maybe tone down the lights or take
down a few in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (01:51:37):
And just I know you new and everything, But I
ask anybody in the neighborhood. Every single year, people come
from all over. I am, like, you know, famous, a
little bit over in the area for this. Okay. You
know I've won awards every year, I get a brize. Okay,
do what I do, bndes or whatever, And you know,
I'm very sorry. You can't sleep. Put a mask over
your face or whatever your eyes, cover your eyes somehow
(01:52:00):
the lights are not going off.
Speaker 28 (01:52:01):
Okay, I was afraid that we're going down this route.
This morning. I went to your house and I took
your blow up, Santa. I took your blow up inflatable, Sanna.
Speaker 4 (01:52:11):
And better not have you better not have?
Speaker 28 (01:52:13):
Yes, yes, even it is sitting in my basement right now.
And if you want to turn down some of your lights,
you can get Santa back.
Speaker 4 (01:52:22):
I listen to me. I get home about six seven o'clock.
That better be back where you found it. Do you
understand me?
Speaker 28 (01:52:27):
I will give it back and put it where I
found it exact place once once the lights get turned off.
Speaker 4 (01:52:33):
No, the lights are not getting turned off. Okay, I
don't get on from you. Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
You want to stand back again a family? You want
to stand to my tents?
Speaker 4 (01:52:45):
Do you understand what that means to me?
Speaker 28 (01:52:47):
You're giving your kids a blow up? Sanna?
Speaker 4 (01:52:49):
Yes, okay, this is any your business?
Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
All right?
Speaker 28 (01:52:53):
Well business, Well, maybe we can work a deal. We're
friends here, we're friends. Deal all right, Well, maybe you
can come over, we'll have some coffee or maybe some tea.
Seemed like a tea guy. We'll talk about this.
Speaker 4 (01:53:07):
How about that for I.
Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
Will deflate Santa right now. I will deflate him and
you will not be able to blow him up again.
Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
I swear I will cut Santa.
Speaker 7 (01:53:19):
I will cut him him.
Speaker 4 (01:53:22):
Show p s.
Speaker 28 (01:53:24):
Make sure your wife is wearing some clothes, because I'm
tired of seeing her walk around naked in the backyard.
She had some orange juice naked the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
Whoa lodie do.
Speaker 7 (01:53:33):
Look at me?
Speaker 11 (01:53:34):
No, she does not do that.
Speaker 4 (01:53:35):
First of all, if you disrespect my wife one more time, you're.
Speaker 28 (01:53:39):
Gonna get I am not disrespecting anybody, can you.
Speaker 4 (01:53:42):
I'll beat it.
Speaker 28 (01:53:44):
Chris, I didn't know he was that into Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:53:50):
He's awful.
Speaker 25 (01:53:50):
Oh he's calling me right now.
Speaker 28 (01:53:52):
Let it go to voicemail and freaking out a little
bit more, and then we'll call him right back.
Speaker 4 (01:53:55):
Okay, Hello, hi, honey, with that, Hey, hey, listeners, we're well.
You're right now.
Speaker 11 (01:54:02):
You're home running aaronsonm at the post office.
Speaker 14 (01:54:05):
And then I was gonna go, oh, look.
Speaker 4 (01:54:07):
I forget all it. Go home right now. He should
have gone Houses under attack, But that crazy guy behind.
Speaker 11 (01:54:11):
This our house is under attack.
Speaker 4 (01:54:13):
Yes, she's taking he took sad already, he said, Santa. Yes,
she said, he's so Shanda And he's not gonna give
him back until I dropped the legs of the back
because like keeping him up at night. I don't know whatever,
I don't care. I'm like, what are you having drinks
over here? He's probably even selling break Christmas, That's what
he's He.
Speaker 25 (01:54:28):
Might have a point.
Speaker 14 (01:54:30):
What the backyard life?
Speaker 11 (01:54:32):
If they're too bright?
Speaker 4 (01:54:34):
We're talking about what do you turn it on me?
Speaker 30 (01:54:35):
Now?
Speaker 14 (01:54:35):
Too?
Speaker 4 (01:54:36):
Okay, no thing. But he's telling me that he's looking
at you through the window, drinking orange shoes naked. We
are doing that.
Speaker 25 (01:54:43):
I do it every morning.
Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
I st you're doing What would you do that?
Speaker 11 (01:54:49):
It's got a big um.
Speaker 4 (01:54:52):
I'm so embarrassed these guys. I'm told pulling malaia and
he's making things up and he's telling a minute truth
of this. Put some cloths on it, good juice.
Speaker 7 (01:55:00):
Will you?
Speaker 28 (01:55:01):
Tony, Tony? What hey, Tony? My name is garefrom Elvis
Durant in the Morning show. And you just got phone taps.
Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
Oh my.
Speaker 4 (01:55:13):
Stay I already I'm already got to drive it home
one hour, Tony, what do you want to say to
your wife? Oh yeah, Shana better be home when I
get home.
Speaker 14 (01:55:25):
To Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 32 (01:55:30):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 5 (01:55:34):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Christ Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
So who in your circle is the worst damn driver?
Speaker 16 (01:55:58):
Noman?
Speaker 38 (01:55:59):
Shut up?
Speaker 37 (01:56:01):
It's scary, it's staring.
Speaker 2 (01:56:02):
Gary's sting scary, and then Daniel's number two.
Speaker 6 (01:56:06):
So I'm a diamond.
Speaker 17 (01:56:07):
Come here.
Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
So yesterday we're supposed to meet for lunch, and it
got all twisted because anyways happening. We lost our table
at Odeon. It's a long story. It's okay. We'll find
out the restaurants.
Speaker 6 (01:56:20):
We're good.
Speaker 2 (01:56:21):
We're gonna be okay. But anyway, so Odeon is only
three blocks from where we are, but Scary insists on
getting in his car and driving, yes, and then finding
into the parking space. My point is why don't you walk?
Speaker 16 (01:56:35):
Well, I'll tell you why, because then when we're done
at the restaurant, I can get a quick getaway and
head home.
Speaker 11 (01:56:41):
It's three blocks, it's three blocks plus I only.
Speaker 16 (01:56:44):
Brought a hoodie with me yesterday and I didn't have
a jacket, heavy jacket.
Speaker 27 (01:56:47):
It was cold.
Speaker 6 (01:56:48):
So yeah, I wanted to drive.
Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
So what makes it worse is Scary says Well, I
would to meet you there. I'm just gonna drive and
then all these people are like, who will ride with you?
Speaker 11 (01:57:00):
Annie said thin yesterday, go please don't tell me you're
getting in that car.
Speaker 10 (01:57:02):
Absolutely yesterday I said, I'll get in that car.
Speaker 11 (01:57:04):
It is cold.
Speaker 10 (01:57:06):
Diamond too, Yep, you are feeding the beast. Okay, so
so doing it anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
Nate and I walked to Odeon with Ali and then
you three took the car three blocks to find and
of course you weren't there for a while because you
couldn't find a park.
Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
It's New York City parking.
Speaker 2 (01:57:22):
We've always talked about how scary is driving is the
most god awful driving in the world.
Speaker 10 (01:57:27):
Yeah, it is terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:57:29):
So Diamond finally got to see that yesterday.
Speaker 38 (01:57:32):
I'm not happy about it, but it was an experience,
you know, scary. I think I don't want to talk
too much crap about you because you were nice enough
to give me a ride, right, and I was real.
Speaker 10 (01:57:42):
I have to say that it was cold yesterday.
Speaker 38 (01:57:44):
The wind was whipping.
Speaker 11 (01:57:45):
Loved it, but the wind wasn't the only thing whipping.
Speaker 37 (01:57:48):
Scary was.
Speaker 38 (01:57:49):
And I I'm pretty sure that my neck is a
little tight this morning because of the way that my
head was going back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 2 (01:57:57):
Yes, break, he's getting free.
Speaker 11 (01:58:00):
That's what my mom drives like.
Speaker 2 (01:58:02):
They actually Scary actually puts his left foot on the
brake and his right foot on the gas.
Speaker 19 (01:58:06):
Has to be.
Speaker 37 (01:58:10):
And it's not a stick shift.
Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
And Froggy is like the expert driver on our show.
If you were ever with someone who was driving with
their left foot on the brake and their right foot
on the gas, wouldn't you just want to take a hostage.
Speaker 13 (01:58:21):
I would want to take a hostage. However, it is
Scary's car, and when you get into his car you
are susceptible to how he drives. Yeah, I would, Scary.
I would unlock the driver door, get in and drive away.
Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
Well, and you can be susceptible for how are he drives,
but we he has to be susceptible for us making
fun of his bad driving, Yes, exact, after that, don't
let him.
Speaker 38 (01:58:41):
In right, Well, he won't have to worry about me
being in it again unless it's like two degrees. I mean,
just like you can't get in that car if you're
if you have an empty stomach. Like honestly, if you're
in there that early in the morning, you're whipping around.
By the time you get here in the morning, you're
gonna throw up.
Speaker 34 (01:58:56):
You know.
Speaker 15 (01:58:57):
Don literally said, how do you guys do this in
the morning? How are you okay when you come in?
This explains a lot about all three of you.
Speaker 12 (01:59:04):
I feel bad for you, Scary, because you're nice enough
to do all these things for everybody. Take them here,
bring them here, take them three blocks to the complain,
don't get in the car then.
Speaker 2 (01:59:18):
Okay, Okay. By my point, I'm not trying to say
that Scary needs going to be a better driver. I'm
just saying we all vote that he is the worst driver.
That's all this is.
Speaker 6 (01:59:26):
Can I have a rebuttle here?
Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
You can.
Speaker 16 (01:59:31):
Just saying okay because of where I'm personally, I'm not
saying where he blames don't do it.
Speaker 4 (01:59:36):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
It's just where he says it's because of my upbringing
in Brooklyn that I'm a bad driver.
Speaker 16 (01:59:41):
I grew up in an area of Brooklyn, where you
had to be assertive to get parking spaces.
Speaker 6 (01:59:46):
Now this is Manhattan.
Speaker 16 (01:59:48):
All the bike racks and all the food sheds are
taking up any spot that may be left, and all
the construction people are out there.
Speaker 2 (01:59:53):
So you're driving faster. He's going to open up more spaces.
Speaker 6 (01:59:57):
I don't understand the mat about the hurky jerkiness of
the fore would reverse.
Speaker 11 (02:00:01):
Because I'm like, is that no, No, I have to
leave now.
Speaker 2 (02:00:06):
Okay. So you'll be driving ninety miles an hour down
whatever avenue and then you'll see a little slot between
two cars. You'll work yeah, verse and then you look,
oh there's a fire hydrant. Then forward.
Speaker 15 (02:00:17):
But that's talent, seeing my booth, that talent, Daniel, you
would puke everywhere.
Speaker 14 (02:00:21):
If you were in his car, you would puke.
Speaker 10 (02:00:22):
And you would change your tunes so fast. And here's
the thing, you're right. It is so nice that you
take us places.
Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
It is.
Speaker 10 (02:00:27):
You just have to prepare yourself. Maybe wear a neck brace.
I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 11 (02:00:31):
There was a moment I was sitting.
Speaker 10 (02:00:33):
In the front seat he did the er and I
felt this on the back of the seat because.
Speaker 6 (02:00:37):
I thought it was done.
Speaker 14 (02:00:38):
His body I thought it.
Speaker 6 (02:00:39):
Was a spot and then it was not. I'm like, oh,
no standing anytime, all right, so motomize it.
Speaker 2 (02:00:44):
You are a very sweet person, of very kind soul
for taking people three.
Speaker 10 (02:00:48):
Blocks It ended up being like twenty trying to find
that parking spot.
Speaker 2 (02:00:52):
Well, then we had to leave the exactly we had
to leave because we got kicked off our table. We
had to go find we had to go find it
into the restaurant and we had.
Speaker 11 (02:00:58):
To you know, it was just a day.
Speaker 6 (02:01:00):
It was just one thing you weren't complaining about was
the warmth of my car.
Speaker 37 (02:01:03):
No, it was great. Listen, I loved it.
Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Your car was warm because of the friction of bodies.
We're bumping against the walls and the ceiling. What mate?
What I agree with Froggy and Danielle. If you guys
don't like it, then you you're missing the point.
Speaker 30 (02:01:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
No, I get the point. I get the point. But
when you get a free route somewhere, what's the point.
You don't complain at all, Like, you don't say a word.
You're like, all right, I guess what. I didn't get
a free ride. I'm not riding with them. Okay, let
me think about let's talk about this. If it was
a city bus you were on and it was a
hurcey jerky ride, would you go to the driver and say, hey,
you know, you really need to figure this out?
Speaker 14 (02:01:41):
Exactly?
Speaker 10 (02:01:42):
Absolutely, I've done it before.
Speaker 11 (02:01:47):
No, absolutely not. Hey, it's called a review.
Speaker 37 (02:01:50):
People leave reviews on everything.
Speaker 15 (02:01:54):
Okay, not an uber driver where you leave This is
hilarious because I know Danielle bitch up a storm if she.
Speaker 4 (02:02:01):
Was in that car.
Speaker 10 (02:02:02):
Ronnie Roggie would have a heart attack.
Speaker 12 (02:02:05):
Though, if he was giving me a ride and it
was a favor, I would shut my mouth and take
the ride.
Speaker 10 (02:02:11):
That you would.
Speaker 11 (02:02:12):
I'm not taking the ride, I'm telling.
Speaker 28 (02:02:14):
You know, but we're not.
Speaker 2 (02:02:16):
We're not on a ride at Universal Studios.
Speaker 21 (02:02:19):
But they don't get in the car.
Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
That's why I don't said to ride. It's three blocks
first of all. Second of all, don't want to ride. Third,
he's being very kind in taking you all. I'm saying
he's the worst driver, That's all I'm saying. You can
you can know for a full fact that he's the
(02:02:42):
worst driver, But you're still going to get in that
car with get.
Speaker 11 (02:02:44):
You to point, yes, shut up, that's not a question.
Speaker 6 (02:02:48):
It's still an opinion.
Speaker 16 (02:02:49):
It's not a fact that I'm the worst drivers.
Speaker 2 (02:02:53):
The fact it's a fact I have the nice record.
Speaker 6 (02:02:56):
Knock on for mic I have.
Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
Issues so much. Okay, so the question is is who
in your group is the most god awful driver? Have
this conversation.
Speaker 11 (02:03:07):
I think that if he got into.
Speaker 12 (02:03:08):
The spot the way he says he did, I would
be like, dude, that is impressive, because that you're right
in New York City. Unfortunately, sometimes this is how you
gotta drive.
Speaker 11 (02:03:18):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
I've seen scary pillow parallel park. I mean, he is
a little hurky jerky, but boy does he get that
thing in there with inches to spare.
Speaker 15 (02:03:28):
Parallel parking heurkey jerky is one thing, but driving down
a straight road hurky jerky it is a completely different story.
Speaker 14 (02:03:33):
There's just no need for it.
Speaker 2 (02:03:35):
Okay. The second worst driver, of course Danielle because of
her record.
Speaker 11 (02:03:37):
But the third you guys don't even know my record.
Speaker 2 (02:03:41):
Poopheads the third language. The third worst driver is Nate Ooo. Anyway,
because he doesn't focus, I don't. And he'll be nice
enough to pick me up at the apartment and we'll
roll ahead like twenty feet to stop at the stop
light and the lot will be rare. He'll just go
right through it, and the car's like coming right at me.
(02:04:02):
I'm like, my god, I had temporary color blindness. I
think that's a thing. I couldn't tell that that was red. Well,
you know it's a red light because it's the top line. Yeah,
and the bottom line is right, that's of the light.
Speaker 9 (02:04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (02:04:15):
Yeah, that doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
Get it now, so I'll be I'll get in the car. Hey,
good morning morning. How are you doing. I'm doing okay.
Speaker 12 (02:04:27):
I'm playing my mom for my bed driving. I had
one hundred and five fever after I got the COVID vaccination, right,
so my mom is driving me someplace and she's stopping, starting,
stopping starting. I was so sick with the fever, and
I still said, stop the car, get the hell out.
Speaker 6 (02:04:42):
I have to drive.
Speaker 11 (02:04:43):
I cannot drive with you.
Speaker 19 (02:04:44):
She is the worst.
Speaker 30 (02:04:46):
He was giving you a ride your mom.
Speaker 11 (02:04:48):
No she doesn't. Actually, she forgot her suitcase and I
was nice enough to go with her to get it.
Speaker 2 (02:04:52):
So well, bottom line makes the bottom line is we
love scary. If he gives your ride three blocks, great,
it was nice. But as this exture says, maybe you
should take a little drama mine before you go. You see,
sickness can take it. Hey, okay, so have that conversation
with your friends today who in your circle is the
worst driver? And then watch the fun begin.
Speaker 7 (02:05:15):
Hold on, someone's in here, Santa?
Speaker 21 (02:05:17):
Why are you pooping in my house?
Speaker 7 (02:05:20):
To eat lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrhea.
Speaker 14 (02:05:24):
Merry Christmas. The Hall from Elvis ter Ran in the
Morning show.
Speaker 2 (02:05:31):
All Right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, peecee out, everybody.
So just see you guys every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
I listened to it every day.
Speaker 5 (00:08):
Clan Clan Klang went the trolley for radio show.
Speaker 6 (00:12):
There are the days who walk around carrying the flask.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm gonna carry a flask.
Speaker 7 (00:15):
To shut out.
Speaker 8 (00:16):
Crack me up.
Speaker 9 (00:17):
I really love you.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Boss has got this pink Kawaian shirt?
Speaker 6 (00:20):
Is he a radio DJ? Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So, Danielle, you're guilty as f no mat and you
should fry. You should fry. Danielle, by the way, she
has a history with our show, coming in and admitting
stealing from grocery stores.
Speaker 10 (00:36):
When you admitted, it's not as bad. Admitting is the
first step in recording.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Here's the text I received yesterday. Did I do the
right thing? I was at the grocery store and I
bought one hundred and fifty dollars in groceries.
Speaker 11 (00:48):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And I had a ninety nine cent marshmallow chocolate in
my wagon, but I totally forgot about it until I
got to my car. I could have gone back inside
to pay for it, but I just stood by the
car and ate it.
Speaker 10 (01:02):
I kind of understand this.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
So, whether you spend one hundred and fifty dollars or
one dollar, you stole, right, you stole the.
Speaker 11 (01:10):
Nine And here's the thing.
Speaker 12 (01:13):
By the time I would have gone back inside and said, hey,
I took this, here's a dollar, I had things to do,
so I figured it was okay, And then.
Speaker 13 (01:21):
I didn't think it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's not okay. But wasn't it you asked you?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, no, no, hey, wasn't it you that got mad at
us because you were doing the story about the situation
who didn't pay his taxes and he had to go
to jail, And you're like, I don't care. He broke
the law. He has to go to jail. Yeah, okay,
you broke the law.
Speaker 12 (01:39):
I didn't technically, No, I didn't know it on purpose
actually purposely didn't pay.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Actually, you technically broke the law. What if I.
Speaker 11 (01:46):
Didn't do it on purpose?
Speaker 13 (01:47):
What, Fanielle, What if every person that went in that
store stole something that was worth a dollar every time
they went in. How much money would do is a lot? Right,
you're jerk. So the next time that you go to
the store, maybe not yesterday, I understand, maybe didn't want
to go back in yesterday.
Speaker 11 (02:03):
And that's fine.
Speaker 13 (02:04):
The next time you go there, you need to tell them, hey,
the last time I was here, I had something I
didn't pay for it. I want to give you an
extra dollar. They might tell you, hey, it's no problem.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
At least froggy idea. Let's call them right now.
Speaker 13 (02:17):
The manager there all the time, and that's even better.
Speaker 11 (02:21):
I don't like this.
Speaker 10 (02:22):
This turned very dark for you, Daniel.
Speaker 11 (02:23):
Why did I text you that? Now now I'm rethinking
my text.
Speaker 10 (02:26):
This is a lesson about truth. Never tell it.
Speaker 11 (02:28):
You're right, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Think about what you've done.
Speaker 10 (02:30):
I was was it good?
Speaker 14 (02:32):
Though?
Speaker 11 (02:33):
It was a good one?
Speaker 10 (02:34):
Okay, I have favorite thing.
Speaker 15 (02:35):
It should be considered your gift with purchase because you
spent a lot of money there.
Speaker 10 (02:39):
There's probably a markup on a lot of the thing.
Speaker 11 (02:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (02:42):
You should get a gift with purchase. He didn't get
a little back.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
You got.
Speaker 11 (02:45):
It's a bonus.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You talk amongst yourself. I'll be right back.
Speaker 12 (02:49):
I have an idea, and I honestly think that with
the situation, it's different because he deliberately didn't pay all
that tax money.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
But you deliberately walked.
Speaker 13 (02:57):
But you got in the parking lot and knew where
you were in the party.
Speaker 12 (03:01):
Say, oh crap, look I forgot this. It got wedge didn't.
Speaker 13 (03:04):
Because I'm sure the situation said the same.
Speaker 10 (03:06):
Thing right out.
Speaker 11 (03:08):
But he's lying, Oh no, what's gonna happen to you?
Speaker 10 (03:11):
You've confessed on We have.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
The number for the Oh no, don't put we have
the phone number for the grocery store that you stole
the chocolate.
Speaker 11 (03:20):
Wonderful?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Great, I mean it's uh, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
What don't you think life evens itself out?
Speaker 16 (03:28):
Because what she doesn't, what she underpays for, someone else
is going to overpay, and then this is.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Going to make let's look at that philosophy. Let's say
she broke a law against a store. That means someone
to even life out should break a law and she's
the victim, is what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Just saying that it just happens the flow of life.
Speaker 11 (03:48):
Yeah, it's the ebb and flow of life, right scared.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's not the it's not the f and flow of life.
Speaker 11 (03:54):
It's the flow that what happens.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
You don't think?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So all right, hold on, we're trying to get First
of all, maybe they.
Speaker 11 (04:00):
Won't be on the air. They don't like to talk
to you.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Don't know they're calling now? Aren't you kind of interested
that they.
Speaker 10 (04:05):
Have like a like a lost apartment.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It's live radio. We're calling the store right now, right
and also I think we're calling a Okay, detective Brian
Downey the police.
Speaker 13 (04:21):
He's a detective, he's not the police.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Can I can I please? We have a detective on
the phone, Detective Brian Downey from NYPD. Good morning, detective,
how are you, sir?
Speaker 17 (04:30):
Good morning?
Speaker 11 (04:32):
You remember you're my friend.
Speaker 18 (04:35):
You know what, even though you know what I give you, Brian,
being a police officer, being a detective, do you have
friends who try to take advantage of the fact that
you're an officer and they think they can break the
log get away with it because you're their friends.
Speaker 17 (04:48):
I think there's a lot of people to try and
give me free hugs.
Speaker 11 (04:52):
But that's because you're so.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Cute, because you like it. Okay, So, Danielle, you heard
what she did at the grocery store, right, No you didn't. Okay,
she went shopping yesterday, Brian, and she bought one hundred
and fifty dollars worth of groceries. She got out to
her car and realized she didn't pay for a chocolate.
Speaker 11 (05:06):
It was ninety nine cents, and so.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Rather than going in and paying for it, she ate it.
Did she indeed break the law?
Speaker 17 (05:14):
That's a tough one. I need to consult with a
legal pier on this.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh, Ryan, that's a crock and you know.
Speaker 17 (05:22):
But the honorable thing to do would be to go
back and pay your ninety nine cents plus tax on
your chocolate.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
There you go, Yes, you're right.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
That would be the honorable thing to do.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
Honor is overrated.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
It is Gandhi detector. Her last name is Gandhi.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Detective. Down me. If you were a police officer and
you were called to the scene of the crime and
they said she actually shoplifted from us, that is that
is an offense. It's an offense, right.
Speaker 17 (05:49):
I think there's a certain amount of negligence in the
part of the part of the store for failing to
bring it up.
Speaker 12 (05:56):
Oh we really, detective, It was in my car, Yes, Brian,
it was in my cart and they did not see it,
so you are correct, sir, No, allright, what a smart detective.
Speaker 13 (06:09):
That's like saying the car. That's like saying the car
dealer didn't make it very hard for me to drive
the car up a lot, so I.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Just took it. All right. Well, look detective down and
you know we love you very much. We also called
him our Brian. We I think you've let us down
on this one, because I would prosecute her to the
ends of the earth.
Speaker 17 (06:27):
Coolest extent of the law. You throw the boocketer, Yes, absolutely, Brian.
Speaker 11 (06:31):
You get extra hugs next time you go.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
All right, thank you, Thank you, Brian. Thank you to
everyone at NYPD for keeping us safe today.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Have a nice day, very hard right now.
Speaker 17 (06:41):
You know, everybody, if you see something, please say something.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, the NYPD is saying it's okay to steal chocolate
from the grocery store. All right, thank you, Brian. Have
a safe day today, sir. We'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 17 (06:54):
Okay, thank you. Well, take care of you.
Speaker 11 (06:57):
He's so tall, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
But okay, wait, is your name Angela right here?
Speaker 19 (07:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Angela?
Speaker 13 (07:06):
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, thank you. I heard you were a listener. Uh.
I'm not going to say the name of the store
where you work, but it is the store where Danielle
was shopping yesterday.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, we see her all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh wow, I spend a lot of money there.
Speaker 12 (07:21):
And I'm very nice, aren't I don't I talk to everybody,
you do, very friendly?
Speaker 13 (07:26):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
She walked out yesterday with one hundred and fifty dollars
with the groceries. She paid for it, but she also
had a ninety nine cent chocolate. She didn't pay for it,
and she could have walked into pay for it and
she didn't. Isn't that stealing?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Listen? My boss loves her and says, you know what,
she's a celebrity.
Speaker 20 (07:41):
It's fine.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Oh so you.
Speaker 13 (07:45):
Can steal crap if you're a celebrity.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That's not right.
Speaker 12 (07:48):
I'm not a celebrity, but I appreciate you giving me
the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Did that bit with Ellen Degenerous and Britney Spears of
them all they were walking through and they were stealing
things from Kiosk and Ellen was saying, it's okay, she's
a celebrity.
Speaker 21 (08:02):
Shoving me.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Yeah, I need some stuff from my new apartment. Daniel rightway.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
I love you guys over there at that store. Thank you,
and it looks beautiful.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I know you just RANGELI. You gave us the wrong answer,
but thank you. Go go back to Taylor when we said, Hi, Okay,
it's so funny. I can't believe you're getting away with this, totally.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Getting away in the public eye.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Have you ever done something like this? Do you accidentally
steal something and you accidentally don't pay them?
Speaker 10 (08:28):
Yeah, I'm sure it's happening all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What's scary.
Speaker 16 (08:31):
I just think that if it was unintentional, then she
did not break the law.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
If it was premeditated, she broke the law at the time.
Brodie just stole a grape soda out of the out
of the thing. We're good rights.
Speaker 13 (08:43):
But she realized it before you leave. It's intentional.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You didn't do it.
Speaker 12 (08:46):
No, left already, Okay, you were in the parking one, guys,
that's technically left.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
It was intentional because she's still talking about it, and
you could go back today to pay for it.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 15 (08:55):
So I got two pairs of shoes the other day
and when they were ringing it up, but both of
the shoes were on clearance, and then they had accidentally
overcharged me for one. But when she fixed the price,
it ended up being way lower, and I checked out
and I just didn't say anything about it.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
Good that terrible. It's not your fault.
Speaker 13 (09:10):
That's no, that's not your fault. That's not your fault.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That's it.
Speaker 13 (09:12):
That's the store making mistake that fell into your favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Well, here's what I learned today. In closing. We called
a police officer, we called the store. Both of them
said what you did was fine. So you know what,
I give up.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
Thank you, I give up in.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
This world of ours, I just give the f up.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
I appreciate you all.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay, So today I encourage everyone, no, steal whatever you want.
To see that brisket, take it.
Speaker 13 (09:37):
Tell them you're a celebrity.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, put that brisket, put it in between your legs,
and walk out. They won't see it. Marinate it. You
know what I'm saying. Take the brisket, take the chocolate, pumpkins,
do whatever you want because it's totally fine. I encourage it.
Flee the stores, take of it.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
Just rob them. We're not normal.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Ells in in the Morning Show, Christmas Time, Merry Christmas
from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Hey, I know that we have so many different terms
that apply to relationships, like you've been catfished, where you've
been cookie crumbed, or what are some of the other ghosted.
How about stashed? This is one stashing you or someone
you know. Have you been stashed or are you currently
(10:38):
being stashed? I'll tell you what it means. You're dating someone,
it seems like it's great, but they never ever introduce
you to their friends or their family. They kind of
hide you. They're stashing you away somewhere. I actually I've
known people who've been through this. Have you Have you
ever been stashed by someone? You're like, I don't get it.
(10:58):
When I'm when you're with them, it seems great, but
when they leave, it's like you don't exist. Right.
Speaker 15 (11:04):
So I haven't been stashed, but I hate to admit it.
I have stashed someone before.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I feel like I have what you do.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (11:13):
He was very cute and I had fun with him,
but he was a little dense, and he was an
aspiring rapper. He was stupid, and he was an aspiring rapper,
and he would introduce himself to people if he ever
encountered them by his rap name.
Speaker 10 (11:31):
So I was like, oh, hell no, this is never
going to.
Speaker 15 (11:34):
Be a thing, Like I cannot introduce you to my
friends and family. And I remember one time he showed
up at a work event and I like pulled in
between two cars.
Speaker 10 (11:41):
I'm like, why are you here?
Speaker 14 (11:42):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Get out of here? I love that? All right? So
you you you had particular reasons to be with him,
but that it was never going to go beyond that,
right right?
Speaker 11 (11:55):
I have a question.
Speaker 12 (11:56):
Can it be a good thing if you're stashing someone
for the other part, and like, say, you want to
just keep them for yourself and you don't want to
share them with other people because I don't know, you're
afraid your friend might steal them, or.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Your family is like your family's heinous. You don't want
your your family to get their claws into your pretty guy.
Or yeah, woman, maybe.
Speaker 11 (12:18):
It's a good thing, So maybe it's not bad.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
All right, we'll get into stashing. I want to hear
from people who have been stash, who are stashed, who
are stashing, or who have stashed Wells mustache. It is
not about you, Daniel TuS me Raina on line twenty
four she stashed her boyfriend for a year. I want
to hear it.
Speaker 11 (12:40):
That's a long time, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Raina, Now how come you stashed your boyfriend for a
whole year?
Speaker 22 (12:45):
My family doesn't live here anymore, and so they moved
away to Florida, and so it was really easy. I
kind of just call my mom. We were friends, and
then she believes me, and then we kind of just
popped up and I was like, hey.
Speaker 23 (12:58):
What would you do if I got married?
Speaker 22 (13:00):
And she's like, well, you know, you just do what
feels right and you.
Speaker 24 (13:02):
Let me know whatever.
Speaker 22 (13:03):
And so I let her know two days after our marriage.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
Wow, my mother would have killed me. Uh huh, no way,
no way.
Speaker 22 (13:13):
My mom's really supportive, like of everything.
Speaker 25 (13:15):
She's an angel.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh okay, but wait, going back, why was he stashed
for a year though?
Speaker 22 (13:20):
Really so she's an angel, but she's a smothering one.
So I knew that he's really didn't He didn't have
his mom anymore, so he really is not comfortable with
it at a distance. And I just I didn't want
my family. We're really close but really dysfunctional, and I
wanted to really be able to have a relationship with him.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
There you go, reflecting.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
It, I get it, all right, Well, look, you know
what you had to do, what was right for you.
It's your relationship. And so there you go, you stashed
your boyfriend for a year. But look, it looks like
it's turning out to be a happy.
Speaker 22 (13:51):
Ending, right, Yeah, and my whole family adores him.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Ah good, good, So it worked out for the best,
all right, RAINA thank youstashing can be good. Thank you.
Danielle on line twenty three, currently being stashed. Hello, So,
how long have you been with this person?
Speaker 25 (14:11):
I've been with this guy for two years and he's
been not letting me meet family friends nobody.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Well, do you know why or have you asked for
a reason?
Speaker 25 (14:24):
I did. I'm like, are you embarrassing me? Am I
not pretty enough? And he's like, no, no, no, it's
not that. It's Jaronama. I don't want to cause issues
and stuff, and it's always like an excuse. So I
kind of like left it.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Do you totally trust him? Do you feel like that
you're the only one or do you feel like there's
someone else or you don't know?
Speaker 25 (14:46):
I just don't know. I feel like, yes, I can
trust him because I mean for the last two years,
you know, I just feel like, at least if it
was like six months or a year, I feel like
it would have been different, I guess, But two years
and we're going pretty strong. I mean, we've been on
little vacations, but like you won't tell anybody anything.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, I don't know. Here, here's one of my thoughts
about being stashed. If you're truly going to be in
a relationship, which is a two way thing, then there
needs to be transparency. There needs to be honesty and openness.
What do you think, Gandhi?
Speaker 15 (15:23):
Well, what about social media? Do you post pictures of him?
Does he ever post pictures of you? Or does he
get weird about that?
Speaker 25 (15:29):
You're ready for this one. He doesn't have social media
smell around, you.
Speaker 11 (15:37):
Know, maybe he's got a different name on social media.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
You've been with him for two years, you said, right, yeah, yeah,
it's a long time. Hey, good luck with that, Danielle.
I I don't know. I think I here's what I
truly believe. You deserve the world. You deserve all great things.
And if this being stashed is gonna is going to
(16:06):
be a deterrent from you having the greatest life, I
don't know. I you deserved better. I'm hoping you can
work this out with him or without him. Either way,
best of luck to you.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 25 (16:17):
I appreciate it, and I do deserve the best, So
I agree you.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Do you do. I mean, if as always you're okay
with it, then it's going to keep going on the
way it is. But I don't know, it doesn't sound
like you're one hundred percent okay with it. Hey, thank
you for listening to us, and all the best and
good luck to you.
Speaker 25 (16:31):
Thank you, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 11 (16:35):
Yeah, she's nice.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
So she's very nice, But so far, it's yeah, scary.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
No.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
I just think that if you're being stashed ninety percent
of the time, you're the side piece. I just that's
I just that's my gut. Those are so many red
dish red flash.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I don't know if you can put a percentage on it,
but yeah, I can see how they could. That could
be the case. Sometimes absolutely that could be one of
the reasons why you're being stashed. But what if it's
something crazy like this guy's he's on the lamb, he's
a murderer and they're looking for him.
Speaker 15 (17:05):
Total second family that he doesn't want her to know about,
like exactly drama?
Speaker 10 (17:10):
What kind of drama?
Speaker 15 (17:11):
And does he get mad when she posts pictures? I
just don't if there's so many things we need to unpack.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, I know in two years in that's that's huh.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappens.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
All right, Froggy, it's all you, all right, our listener.
Speaker 13 (17:26):
Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration fan, and
every year his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.
It's become a neighborhood problem and a nuisance. He gets
letters from the association. So his thought of Rachel thought
it would be good if I call from the association
to tell him these things have got to come down.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
All right, we'll see what happens in Froggy's phone.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Tap.
Speaker 13 (17:48):
Oh, yeah, I'm looking for uh Dan Dan.
Speaker 26 (17:53):
There, Dana, Dana.
Speaker 13 (17:54):
Who does this is about? I'm the homeowners association president.
Speaker 26 (17:59):
Yeah, I know you, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I get those who whoa whoa, whoa whoa. Oh wait.
Speaker 26 (18:04):
I don't need any more letters from you about Christmas decoration.
Speaker 13 (18:06):
You understand it's become a problem in the neighborhood. Your
neighbors around you are complaining there's not enough parking.
Speaker 26 (18:11):
My thing of my Christmas decorations. I'd like my Christmas decorations.
Speaker 13 (18:13):
As you remember last year, and did across the street.
Their children were almost hit by cars that people trying
to come and view your life to not across the street.
Speaker 26 (18:22):
The hell is not just across the street. I don't
care what they do. I don't care if they don't
like it, the fact that I celebrate Christmas. And you
know what it was? It not she didn't object to
do I'll tell you, or to what it was the
helicopter that cost me a lot of money. With that helicopter,
I thought it would be different and entertaining the kids.
Bring the helicopter in Santa Claus coming on the helicopter.
They don't like that, Well, that's too bad. That's technology.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
How many lights did you have last year?
Speaker 26 (18:42):
You don't pay my electric bill? And what do you care?
How many light bulbs I got up? Anyway, I suppose
I have ten thousand. What's the difference. I pay my
electric bill, you don't pay my electric bill?
Speaker 13 (18:50):
All right, Dan, listen to me real quick, have you not?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Dan?
Speaker 26 (18:53):
It's Dana?
Speaker 13 (18:54):
Oh sorry, excuse me. Last year, though it's now down
the road, people parked on their grass.
Speaker 26 (18:58):
I don't care about down the road. I don't care
about any of them.
Speaker 13 (19:02):
You've got the loud music blaring over the speakers. It's
all set up to music. The lights are blinking blink, blink,
blinking to people next door. They can't even go to
sleep at night.
Speaker 26 (19:10):
The hell at the people next door. I don't care
about the people next door. Let them come out. They
can sleep in a damn manger for all I care.
Speaker 13 (19:16):
And now I've heard this year, you're gonna charge.
Speaker 26 (19:18):
No, I'm not gonna charge. If somebody wants to make
a contribution, that's good. I got a big jug out there.
Contributions accepted. I mean this is.
Speaker 13 (19:25):
An Now you're making money off of the fact that
you're decorating your house.
Speaker 26 (19:29):
I'm not making money. If you had to pay my
electric bill, you know, I'm not making money. If they
want to make a nice contribution, that would be very nice.
I suggest maybe two dollars three dollars tops.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
Why don't you just decorate the inside of your house.
We don't have any control of the inside of your house.
Speaker 26 (19:41):
I can't decorate the inside of my house. My wife
won't let me. So I got fake snow just in
case it doesn't snow, and I got stands and blows.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
You're not going to be able to do it this year.
Speaker 26 (19:49):
Yeah, I'm gonna do it. Who hell are you to
tell me I can't do it.
Speaker 13 (19:52):
If you do it, we will place a lead against
your home. Sirry, you will not be able to sell
your house. You will be evicted out of the neighborhood.
Speaker 26 (19:57):
If you put a lead in my house, I'll put
a candy cane up your little holiday spirits.
Speaker 13 (20:01):
Sure it's not going to happen. You're not going to
do it this year. Shoot, he's like over the top
of these lights.
Speaker 27 (20:09):
He sends more on these Christmas place and he sends
the penny guests to get for any best.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Uh, we're gonna call him back now.
Speaker 13 (20:15):
I'm just gonna listen in and I want to see
if he tells you exactly what's going on.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Okay, Oh hey, what.
Speaker 26 (20:23):
Do you want?
Speaker 28 (20:24):
Are you okay?
Speaker 26 (20:26):
I just got a rock and call from that guy
from the homeowners association. I'm not I'm still I'm still
pissed off at it. I'm so what what time?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Wait?
Speaker 26 (20:34):
What do you want?
Speaker 27 (20:35):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
He called you?
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah, didn't even send me that letter I held with him.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Maybe they have a point, you know.
Speaker 26 (20:42):
Have a point, Rachel. This is my house, this is
my yard. I do it for you. I did it
for you as a little kid. I do it for
all the little kids in the neighborhood and with the
neighborhood association. I don't care about them.
Speaker 29 (20:53):
It's like we're in the middle of Times Square and
people come and.
Speaker 30 (20:55):
They dock at our house and it's their thing.
Speaker 26 (20:58):
What Rachel to me this year? I'm adding something new,
I'm adding.
Speaker 27 (21:03):
You're adding more.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
It's are you so much?
Speaker 26 (21:05):
A helicopter is going to come in the snow and
it's gonna helicopter.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, Canna doesn't take a helicopter.
Speaker 29 (21:12):
He comes down with the reindeer on the flag.
Speaker 26 (21:14):
No, no, we did that for years.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
This is different.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hey, Dana, what if I come over? Will you show
it to me? Can I see it?
Speaker 31 (21:23):
Oo?
Speaker 30 (21:23):
You?
Speaker 13 (21:24):
This is Froggy if Rembous from the Morning Show and
you've been phone.
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Elvis Dana's phone tap.
Speaker 32 (21:36):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by author the.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Show right together with you, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
So I don't want to get morose or dark. So
let's talk about eyeing, shall we?
Speaker 13 (22:01):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Now let's talk about ashes. You know, you always okay,
you know, when I die, I want to be cremated.
I want them to spread my ashes where, you know?
And so I was thinking about this last night. Where
do I want my ashes to go? I mean, if
you can immediately without hesitation, think of that boom, that
one place where you want your ashes to go, that's awesome.
That means you put some thought into it, Like Danielle,
(22:22):
watch this, watch this guy's Danielle. Where do you want
your ashes to go after you pass away?
Speaker 30 (22:26):
Well?
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Wanted Walt disney World.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Okay, wasn't there a problem with that? People were taking
ashes to disney World and they were getting a little
mad about that.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
I think so I think they were trying to.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
Put the goboche on that. I think they have a
policy against it.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
Yeah, I think they do a little bit by the
castle too, A little bit we can okay.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Okay, so we should get like some little container that
doesn't look like an ash container, whatever that looks like,
and just just smell about just take a stroll around
disney World and just spread Danielle all over the place.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
Gotcha little there, like I'm Pixie Dusty exactly.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Mix it with glitter.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
You'll never suspect any that's it. Mix it with glitter.
Speaker 12 (23:07):
They'll think you're just spreading around tinkerbellten.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Our friend Tom met a lot of colleagues he used
to work with at a bar here in New York City,
and they were having like a memorial drink right to
say goodbye to a friend who passed away. And they
were in this bar he loved to frequent and so
one of his friends said, hey, distract, distract the bartender,
And so Tom went up and distracted the bartender, and
(23:34):
his friend took their friend's ashes and sprinkled them in
like one of the planters, the potted plant planters in
the bar right there on the roof over the New
York City. Yeah, if it's just a little couple of
ashes here and there, what's what's the harm?
Speaker 10 (23:49):
Right, it's a last wish.
Speaker 15 (23:50):
I thought there were some like you have to fulfill
the last white, don't right?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I don't know, Froggy, what are you thinking? Ashes? Where?
I know there are?
Speaker 13 (23:57):
You know what I would like mind putting an NFL
football stadium and where you know where the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers play. I know people and there's been stories of
people who have tried to do it at Foxboro Stadium
and you get arrested. It's not that they don't They
don't want people like running around just spreading ashes all
over the place.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I get it, I know, but look at look at ashes.
They really aren't that you know, granular or anything. They
fit just a little bit. If I mean, maybe you
get some bone fragment in there, there could be a problem.
But if it's just ashes, they, you know whatever, scary
ashes where all over the.
Speaker 16 (24:29):
Brooklyn Bridge because I'm from Brooklyn and I admire that
structure and I always have. So yeah, so the Brooklyn
Bridge would be a place for me.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Okay, you know they're going to blow off eventually, like
into the ocean. Okay, Oh my.
Speaker 11 (24:40):
Gosh, how crazy is this.
Speaker 12 (24:42):
It says that the Haunted Mansion is one of the
biggest destinations for scattering ashes.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (24:49):
Yeah, that's fascinating.
Speaker 11 (24:51):
Wow. But there's a bunch of laws about scattering ashes.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Their laws are rules.
Speaker 12 (24:55):
I mean, there are a surprising number of scattering ashes laws.
Not to mention Disney World's own rules to make this
a complicated choice. Really, there are state and federal laws
for scattering ashes.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I didn't know it was against the law to scatter ash.
I mean, if it's like a body that hasn't been cremated.
I see.
Speaker 13 (25:14):
You take can you take food in the Haunted Mansion.
I don't like popcorn? Like, if you buy popcorn, you
can put some ashes in the bottom of your popcorn,
accidentally spill your popcorn at the bottom, and then they'll
never even know that you were spinning.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I've never seen people eat popcorn in the Honda Mansion.
I don't know. We have a lot of good ideas,
uh gandhi ashes where.
Speaker 15 (25:34):
I have three places. I want to use part of
them to get turned into a tree. You know, you
can like plant them in a tree.
Speaker 10 (25:41):
H absolutely part for a coral reef.
Speaker 15 (25:43):
And then I've told you this, I want to have
a little bit sprinkled into the food of my enemies
so that I can live inside them for just a
short amount of time.
Speaker 11 (25:51):
Okay, I'll give you a list. Do we have a choice.
Speaker 12 (25:57):
Of like the urn we have because I'd like Madame Leo,
like that's the like the you know, the the crystal
ball in the Haunted Mansion, and then a little draw
on the bottom you can just shove me up.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
You know you can design whatever you want. Dan, thanks,
you know, don't don't limit don't limit yourself. Uh Nate.
If you thought about it, where your ashes go, Well,
it's they're.
Speaker 33 (26:14):
Gonna go to all the places I didn't go on
this planet. And this is actually a business I wanted
to start. Let me see if there's some viability here.
I want to start a business where I take your
ashes and if you want to be on like Mount
Everest or on Antarctica, I take him there.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
How about that, like you personally.
Speaker 33 (26:32):
Takes or like I hire somebody and he travels and
has a backpack full of ashes and he just scatters
all people.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
The ash man.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
He's the ashman. The ash Man.
Speaker 13 (26:43):
Go everywhere and get it back together.
Speaker 15 (26:46):
That's a great idea, But I have a question. They're
also like a weird rule about traveling with ashes.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
How do they know how people have gotten stopped?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Because they're not going to be.
Speaker 33 (26:55):
In one of those typical eurns. It'll be in like
a coffee contay.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
And by the way, ashes I don't know. I don't
think they take the form of the same ashes you
see in an ash tray like these. I mean, it's
more of it is granular. It is sandy because you're
talking about bone fragment, you're talking about teeth. This is gross,
but anyway.
Speaker 12 (27:15):
Crazy that that was once a person though, or a
pet or whatever, like oh my god.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well yeah, I mean you could burn you know, anything,
and it turns into something.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
You can't travel with them, by the way.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
You can't travel with ashes. Yeah, can't check your ashes?
Speaker 11 (27:28):
You can, you can't.
Speaker 12 (27:30):
I've been worried about checking my ashes. I wouldn't want
to take them as a carry on to do it.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
Got to check.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I think you can. I think you can carry those on.
I'm not worried about I haven't thought about my ash thing.
I mean, I'm sure Santa Fe, New Mexico is one place,
but also maybe a nice beach in Turks and Cacos.
All right, I'm gonna think it through. These are the thing,
These are the important things we must have. You got
to write them down if something happens today. We don't
(27:57):
know where to take your ashes, like if you like,
for instance, I have my my cat's ashes upstairs, never
never spread them out anywhere. There's this here. Yeah, me too,
And I'm thinking kitties like bored she must have go somewhere.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
I put kitty on the bed sometimes in his favorite spot.
My kitty needs to sit in his spots, on his
little box, I put on I.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Got Lynn on line nineteen. Let's talk about it. Heye, Lynn,
even though it is it's a morbid conversation. Where do
you want your ashes?
Speaker 28 (28:26):
I want my ashes flushed in the mall in the
Tri State area, or you know, any mall around here.
Speaker 12 (28:33):
Yeah, but if they get flushed, then they go into
the system. They don't stay in the mall.
Speaker 16 (28:38):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I want to be in the mall.
Speaker 13 (28:40):
Okay, all right, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
You're gonna dupe you off. In the food court.
Speaker 11 (28:49):
Oh I love the food court.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah right there, right there next to Panda.
Speaker 11 (28:53):
You know, they give you the we love pandas.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, the bourbon chicken samples. I love that. That's a
perfect place.
Speaker 31 (28:59):
My god, that's my life.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
There you go, all right, Dundee Lenn, get back to
us and we'll come up with a plan for you.
Speaker 34 (29:06):
Okay, hello, little Louis, what do you want for Christmas
this year?
Speaker 21 (29:12):
I really want to go to the North Poole.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yes, and.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Merry Christmas from.
Speaker 14 (29:24):
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Say, Mary, Chris, I love you.
Speaker 21 (29:40):
I listened to you every single morning.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Have a great holiday.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Merry Christmas from Elvis duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Daniel Gandhi. You know, every once in a while, we'll
get a guy text or whatever saying he wants you
to send you send him a photo at your feet
can get those fee fetish people. Now there's this new
fetish where guys, some guys get off watching girls burping.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Oh ew okay.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I'm offering like, we'll give you money if you send
us videos of you burping.
Speaker 11 (30:17):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (30:19):
This is a strange place.
Speaker 15 (30:20):
When you really dive into like the archives on certain websites,
it's like, why can I put those words together and
all these videos pop up?
Speaker 10 (30:26):
Why?
Speaker 12 (30:27):
And could you imagine though going out with your girlfriends. Guys,
I've got a great money making scheme. Oh you gotta
do is burp.
Speaker 21 (30:34):
And they pay you.
Speaker 10 (30:36):
I mean, it does sound great, to be honest.
Speaker 13 (30:38):
You know, sometimes I think like I'm strange and I
have like weird things that I like. But then I
see something like this, I'm like, I didn't get that gene.
I'm very happy that I did not get that gene. Yeah,
when it came to the gene dispersion, you know, I'm
with you.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'm with you, Froggy. I just I see these and
learn about these fetishes people have. I'm so boring. I
want a fetish. That's it I want. I'm gonna spend
this month coming up with my fetish.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
I think it should be the wolf sweater fetish.
Speaker 14 (31:03):
Remember that?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Remember those what was that people?
Speaker 11 (31:05):
The picture people that are obsessed with wolf sweaters?
Speaker 12 (31:08):
And then yes, and that one guy wore a whole
body wolf sweater and he even pulled it up over
his head.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It's a thing I want to fetish. I need a fetish.
Do you guys have a fetish that you haven't told
us about? Go gandhi tell us.
Speaker 15 (31:22):
I mean, you know, I like lots of scars and
long hair like that is my thing. So if you
got to do that, send it my wst.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Scar fetish, yes, right, and long hair fetish. What about you, Danielle,
what's your fetish?
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Go ahead?
Speaker 11 (31:33):
I don't think I have one, Yes, you do. I
need to have one. I need to come up with one.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Do you have one, Froggy, little fetish you know what.
Speaker 13 (31:41):
I don't think I do. Actually, I don't like. I
don't like anything weird, Like I'm just who's to say
what's weird?
Speaker 19 (31:47):
Like?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
But I don't think I do.
Speaker 14 (31:48):
Oh, I do have one? I do?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Okay, Yes, the floor recognizes Danielle.
Speaker 12 (31:53):
Guys that wear blacknail polish an eyeliner.
Speaker 11 (31:56):
Oh you do that so hot?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
The Sheldon Partaker.
Speaker 11 (32:01):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I don't know that straight. Nate has that fetish where
you like tan lines that you do like headlines a lot.
Speaker 33 (32:11):
I don't think there's anything wrong with that, because it's
like seeing the underwear without the underwear being there.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Doesn't that make sense? Yeah, I guess it's like, well,
Froggy has his tan lines from you know, wearing his
ye his saws.
Speaker 10 (32:25):
Yeah, when he goes every day.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
No, Nate, you're about to turn Nate on. Look at
that right there. Believe it or not. That does turn
me out a little bit. Not his feet, just the
line all right? So, uh what what Nate? A phone call? Oh,
a phone call Felicia Line twenty four, Good morning, Felicia.
(32:49):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
So?
Speaker 8 (32:51):
I just got a question about where the what's the
background story on?
Speaker 22 (32:54):
Hello?
Speaker 30 (32:55):
Lady.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh, hello lady. Well, Uncle Johnny, by the way, he's
a mare his uncle. Everyone loves Uncle Johnny. He has
this phrase where if you say something stupid or you
drive in front of him and you rush, you push
him off the road, or hello lady, and so it's
just an expression that we just picked up from him,
and now we just all say it. It actually is
(33:16):
great rather than you know, cursing at someone because they
you know, they're bad drivers, or if someone says something
really rude, you just look look at them and go,
hello lady, and it just says it all. There's really
no way to describe hello lady, now that I think
about it. Gandhi, where did hello lady come from? What
does it mean?
Speaker 10 (33:33):
I mean to me?
Speaker 15 (33:34):
Hello lady is like kind of the equivalent of like, hello,
what's going on?
Speaker 10 (33:38):
Pay attention?
Speaker 15 (33:39):
Yeah, like you were talking about maybe bringing back Husza, and.
Speaker 10 (33:42):
I think that that could work too.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Helloa lady is all lady? All right, Well look that's
hello lady. It really has no deep like targeted meaning.
It's just what it is. But feel free to use
it today. We will not charge you.
Speaker 10 (33:56):
It's our motto.
Speaker 22 (33:56):
Oh I will I'm driving right now, so somebody will
get in front of me.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Hello, lighting, it feels good, all right, have a beautiful day, Felicia, lighty,
thank you. Ashley has a fetish on twenty three scary
pusher up there, here we go, Ashley, Hi, Hi, what
is your fetish?
Speaker 35 (34:15):
I don't know if it's really a fetish.
Speaker 20 (34:17):
I mean, like it doesn't.
Speaker 17 (34:19):
It's a preference, a very strong preference for big noses.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Oh you like you like big noses.
Speaker 24 (34:25):
Oh yeah, the bigger the better, like bony, Greek, Italian
Roman like strong noses.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
So you, uh, you're a nose queen.
Speaker 20 (34:37):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:40):
Everyone that I've dated has been like a Greek Roman,
like some sort of descent, and they all just have
very large noses.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
You know what. It's a preference thing. But I think
that that would we could check off the fetish box
on big noses.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Maybe that's fine, that's fine, excellent.
Speaker 24 (35:01):
Yeah, you, and it definitely it correlates with other body
parts also being does.
Speaker 15 (35:07):
It really is that really?
Speaker 27 (35:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Because scary scary is a big nose, and we know yet.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
My big schnazzen. Well, I hate other parts of my
body too.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
No, you shouldn't hate anything about your body wells. Thank
you Ashley, you and your thank you for having me on.
You have a beautiful Thanks for being on. And hello
lady Huzzah, thanks for listening. Jessica is on twenty four.
I like Jessica's fetish. This is pretty cool. Hi Jessica, Hi,
tell her what your fetish is.
Speaker 29 (35:37):
My fetish is working man hands.
Speaker 10 (35:40):
Work hand That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Talk about it.
Speaker 13 (35:43):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 29 (35:44):
You got like a mechanic or a farmer, and you
know they're kind of rough, not super rough to where
you know it hurts if they touch you, but kind
of rough, maybe like a little dirt in there.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Look at you.
Speaker 29 (35:55):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
So you would hate me because my I have soft, soft,
supple hands.
Speaker 35 (36:02):
Here's looks weird, Like I would hate you?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
What's that frog?
Speaker 31 (36:06):
Like?
Speaker 13 (36:06):
If I go outside and work in the yard or
do stuff or build something or whatever, I always have
like calluses on my hands.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
And then when Lisa turning around, you're turning your you.
Speaker 13 (36:14):
Need Lisa will say you you need to go rub
that callous down. It's it's it's scratching me. And I'm like,
but just because my hands are from working today, what
do you want like really super soft hands, Like I
don't have that.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
All right, we'll to each his own. Well, listen, thanks
for listening to us. Are you currently in a relationship
with someone who has big working man hands?
Speaker 14 (36:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (36:36):
Good for you, Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Well, thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 13 (36:39):
Have a great day, Jessica, Love you guys.
Speaker 27 (36:42):
Thanks.
Speaker 31 (36:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I like this text? Where did it go? I lost it?
A lot of people are texting in their fetishes.
Speaker 11 (36:50):
Oh, I like that.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
My fetish is a man that has a dead or
a miscolored tooth. Discolored so sexy?
Speaker 10 (36:59):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Interesting? A dead tooth?
Speaker 12 (37:01):
Oh okay, it's like totally discolored when it's dead.
Speaker 11 (37:06):
It's like gray. I've seen that.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I know this person has a fetish. They like Amy
online five. Then we'll move on. I swear to god,
we'll get off of fetishes. What's going on? Amy?
Speaker 35 (37:17):
Hey Elvis, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
You're talking about your fetish.
Speaker 35 (37:25):
I know I'm on my way to school. I don't
know if it's good to talk about my fetish.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
No, do it? What turns you on?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
So?
Speaker 35 (37:31):
I like men's ankles?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Men's ankles? Oh? Really, do you any ankle?
Speaker 35 (37:40):
They have to be like fit. So you know how
men aren't wearing socks anymore with their fush. I love
that trend where you can see their ankles because their
fuits are a little bit eigh up.
Speaker 10 (37:53):
Oh my god, like the ankles out.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Okay, I'm gonna wear socks now because I'm you're I
don't know, I feel dirty. You're looking. You're undressing my
ankle with your eyes.
Speaker 35 (38:05):
I'm not about to go and teach a bunch of
first graders.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Hey, congratulations on deciding to be an educator. We love
you and have a great day. You and your ankle
love him self. Take care. Okay, so there you go.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
You know I do have a fetish now to think
about it, Yes, I'm not telling you. Nope, what a tease. Nope,
can't get into that.
Speaker 12 (38:29):
I'm sure there's some people that can't call in with
their fetishes exactly.
Speaker 30 (38:35):
Here, Santa, all I want for Christmas this year is
a fan because I love the way it feels like
me when I go to sleep.
Speaker 34 (38:43):
Dear Emily, here's your fan, and here's Santa stomping on
it with his big black boots.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
I hope you never fall asleep. Love Santa, Merry Christmas
from Elvister Ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Hi, I'm chaperone. Hey, it's Katy Perry, wishing you a
very merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (39:12):
El Vista Ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Hey, good morning, Mollie. How are you.
Speaker 24 (39:18):
I am great.
Speaker 25 (39:20):
I'm so excited to be talking to you, guys, as
we are excited to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Thanks for taking a moment or two out of your
busy routine, because I know every morning you have a routine.
We all do, hey, of course, but you did send
me a text and you actually get the unfollowed app
to see when people unfollow you. Well, what happened to you?
What did you discover?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Well?
Speaker 24 (39:41):
I woke up one morning and I had a notification
from Instagram that Scary had liked a photo and was
following me. And I was so excited, because I mean,
nobody knows me. He I think it was a photo
from that I had taken at the beach down here,
and I probably hashtagged it like Southwest Florida or something.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I even was hold on, hold on, what were you
wearing in this photo?
Speaker 35 (40:04):
Nothing?
Speaker 7 (40:05):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (40:05):
So that's why Scary life Like.
Speaker 35 (40:11):
I wasn't even a picture of like me or my family.
Speaker 24 (40:14):
Was just a picture of the beach, probably like a
bell or Fort Myer's beach.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
All right, So you got a notification, Molly that Scary
Jones was following you on Instagram.
Speaker 24 (40:23):
Yes, and I was so excited, so excited.
Speaker 35 (40:27):
I was bragging to my husband, my kids, anybody.
Speaker 24 (40:31):
Who would listen to me.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 25 (40:34):
So two days later I wake.
Speaker 24 (40:36):
Up and I'm like, does he still follow me? Does
he still follow me?
Speaker 19 (40:39):
No?
Speaker 24 (40:39):
Rude, he unfollowed.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
So wait, hold on, So Scary followed you for two
days and then unfollowed you. Why do you think that is, Mollie?
Speaker 24 (40:50):
Probably because my instagrams my family and kids and it's
print lane.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Scary scared. Just you're you're going now.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
A lot of people will have that same story.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Okay, just to the point, how does why you? Why
did you follow her? And then two days later you drop?
Speaker 16 (41:05):
Because I want to see what our listeners are doing
as much as I possibly can. But Instagram has a
seven five hundred person follow limit, So with millions of listeners,
how can I get to everybody if I don't follow
and unfollow?
Speaker 6 (41:20):
And that's the truth, guys.
Speaker 16 (41:21):
There's a maximum capacity of seven thousand, five hundred people.
So Molly, you were kind of there for that couple
of days.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
He used you for observation. He came by in a
lurk for a moment, and then he let you go.
Speaker 6 (41:33):
I want to see what other listeners can.
Speaker 10 (41:34):
I call out nonsense for a second chance. It sounds
like one.
Speaker 15 (41:38):
Of those bots that people buy who then follow people
see if they follow back, and then it unfollows.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
All right, So you're following people to get a follow
from them.
Speaker 10 (41:45):
Oh, they're all giving me the heads up outside?
Speaker 21 (41:47):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 19 (41:47):
Career?
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Ali, Ali, Ali and Diamond have the unfollow app. You
are a human scary scary so Ali, Ali Gold, of
course up for you. You're in charge of all of
our social media doing a beautiful job. By the way,
thank you. So you have your unfollow app? Now why
do you have it? Why do you care?
Speaker 36 (42:09):
I didn't care, and my sister told me to download
it to take away all the people from like college
and stuff that unfollowed me when I started posting more so.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
According okay, So according to Ali Golds unfollow Me unfollow app,
she has four people who have blocked her.
Speaker 21 (42:23):
Yeah, blocked?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Now did you?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
And you can see who it is.
Speaker 37 (42:26):
No, because that you need to like pay for.
Speaker 36 (42:28):
But I think it includes the people I've blocked, and
I know I've blocked two people, so it's.
Speaker 10 (42:32):
You're only blocked by two people.
Speaker 37 (42:33):
So I think I'm only blocked by two people.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Okay, So here's the thing. Forty four people have unfollowed.
Speaker 37 (42:38):
You, yeah, in the past like forty eight hours.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
And you can't see in this version who you can.
Speaker 37 (42:42):
I just screenshotted it so it's easier for you.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Guys. Have you ever sent them a question like, hey,
why'd you unfollow me?
Speaker 30 (42:48):
No?
Speaker 36 (42:48):
Because usually it's these people in my sorority that don't
care what I'm doing anymore. I'm like, okay, well now
I see they're not following me, so I'm going.
Speaker 37 (42:55):
To go and unfollow that interesting like pettiness.
Speaker 10 (42:58):
I love it, Yeah, Diamond.
Speaker 15 (42:59):
So I texted both of them because I know that
they have the app, and I texted him saying, you
guys are creepy. Diamond said, I'm not creepy. I like
to be referred to as informed.
Speaker 10 (43:07):
Yes, yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Okay, so Diamond, Yes.
Speaker 37 (43:11):
They have to go.
Speaker 21 (43:12):
I'm not following you if you like what do?
Speaker 38 (43:15):
I especially like regular people you know, like people I
went to high school with college with. You know, I
met on the street one day or whatever, and if
I follow you, I thought we were friends. It's like
a mutual type of agreement over here. If you back
out of the agreement, the contract is null.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
And boy, wow, there's a contract. Listen, Molly, see what's
going on here? Molly, you thought your story was complicated.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
This is even crazy, I know.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Listen, have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.
Thank guys, thank you very much. Yes, straight, Nate.
Speaker 33 (43:44):
The text screen is lit up with people saying, Scary
did the exact same thing to hit.
Speaker 10 (43:49):
Are you sure you don't have a bot?
Speaker 7 (43:50):
Scare?
Speaker 10 (43:50):
No, by accident.
Speaker 16 (43:51):
I admit that I have done that to people because
I want to. We have a million listeners with five
million listeners?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Okay, we have ten I have ten million. You have fight.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
You confront someone if they say, why didn't follow me?
Because I know?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Okay, the whole point that we're having this conversation that
people need to know who's unfollowing them. And then okay,
so Brody, I remember like ten years ago and unfollowing
me first happened. I think it was on Twitter. Yeah,
actually you would actually ask them, why did you un
follow me? Was it something I said?
Speaker 39 (44:19):
Yeah, back when I had like two thousand followers, if
I lost ten, I would like, oh what did I post?
It was offensive? And I'd write people back and say,
I hope I win you back someday because I felt.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
So so having those numbers are that important to you?
Speaker 39 (44:31):
Yeah, then I realized I had no life and I
needed to stop doing that.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
I think it's so interesting that people. It's almost like
a gas gage on your car. Yeah, you always keep
an eye to see how full you are, but if
it goes down, you're like, oh god, I gotta fill
that back up.
Speaker 28 (44:46):
Right.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
It's like watching uh, stalks on Wall Street. Let's check
the Dow Jones average, Oh my god, it's down.
Speaker 15 (44:54):
I just think something like that would cause me way
more anxiety than it would, like being informed. I don't
need to be informed. At one hundred thousand, people didn't
like me one day, all.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Right, So I'm thinking maybe, uh, if you're so so
locked into your number of people following you, maybe today's
day to let that go, right, I mean, consider it,
consider letting it go. Consider there are other things that
you should be keeping an eye on in your life.
There's there have to be other tallies, like how many
people did I help today? How many people did I
(45:21):
make feel good today? Versus how many people unfollowed me today.
Speaker 10 (45:25):
One hundred percent. It's just so creepy.
Speaker 15 (45:27):
And I told you I'm being held hostage right now
because I know a few people that I follow have
the unfollow app and I really want to unfollow them,
but then I'm going to get a stupid message why
do you then follow me?
Speaker 31 (45:36):
See?
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Now you have anxiety I know triggered.
Speaker 15 (45:38):
It's horrible, and I never want to follow more than
five hundred people, so I will unfollow people that I
just don't keep up with after a while.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
See if you have rules when it comes to how
many people you're following, isn't that you know what? What frog?
Speaker 13 (45:53):
I agree with Gandhi on that when you follow five
hundred people, your timeline then gets so crowded that you
miss things that are important to me. Right, So when
you follow too many people, it just waters everything down.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
So you should only follow people you want to follow,
which really makes all the sense in the world, because
the word is follow.
Speaker 15 (46:09):
I just don't like missing things, and like my real
friends and my family and stuff like that. They get
buried if I start to follow a bunch of people
that are just nothing I care about.
Speaker 13 (46:17):
I saw somebody on Instagram the other day. They had
like seventeen thousand followers. They followed nineteen thousand people. There's
no way you can see stuff from nineteen thousand people.
Speaker 7 (46:25):
It's not possible.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I love celebrities out there who are followed by seventy
five million people, and they follow two people.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
Yeah, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran
phone tappened.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Dan, Yeah, yes, front and shunter please all right? So
maybe phone.
Speaker 12 (46:39):
Mary and her husband run a party company and he
is hired to dress up a Santa this time of year, right.
Speaker 11 (46:45):
So she's always telling him, Look, you.
Speaker 12 (46:47):
Gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one day
your mouth is going to get you in trouble. So
I'm calling as a very upset customer from a party
that he was hired.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Okay, see what happens to me?
Speaker 12 (46:58):
Today's Yes, Hi, I'm looking for seller.
Speaker 14 (47:03):
How can I help you?
Speaker 12 (47:04):
Yes, Hi, my name is well A Sudden, and you
guys sent over one of Santa's helpers to my house.
Speaker 11 (47:09):
The other day.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
Oh okay, how can I help you?
Speaker 12 (47:12):
Yeah, my seven year old son is crying because he
thinks Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you
sent over as Santa's helper.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
An. He thinks, I'm sorry. What.
Speaker 12 (47:21):
Yeah, the guy that you sent over here for the
party told my kid and I quote, pull the candy
cane out of your butt.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 12 (47:31):
Yeah, And now my son is crying. He says, Santa
hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.
He is so upset he won't even come out of
his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.
I hired you to do a job and to make
the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.
Speaker 14 (47:44):
Now, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 27 (47:47):
What can I do for you to make everything right
for you?
Speaker 31 (47:51):
Well?
Speaker 12 (47:51):
I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having this
Santa's helper there, so I.
Speaker 11 (47:55):
Want that back.
Speaker 12 (47:56):
And then on top of it, you should compensate me
for other things, so another hundred of fifty dollars.
Speaker 11 (48:00):
So at least three hundred dollars I see, come in
my way.
Speaker 14 (48:03):
Okay, okay, let me Laus wait, I want.
Speaker 12 (48:05):
A letter to my son from Santa saying that he
doesn't hate him and that he's going to get presents
on Chris.
Speaker 13 (48:10):
Okay, yes, obviously he can do that as well.
Speaker 27 (48:13):
Letting me take care of this and then I will
call you.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I will call you right back.
Speaker 11 (48:16):
Fine, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 27 (48:18):
She is going to kill me, all right.
Speaker 20 (48:20):
You know she's Alana right now.
Speaker 12 (48:23):
Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and
it's all you. I'm not here anymore.
Speaker 11 (48:26):
Okay, okay, how do you work last week?
Speaker 34 (48:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 27 (48:32):
Yeah, right, Yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen?
Speaker 4 (48:36):
No, like, actually went really really smoothly.
Speaker 27 (48:39):
Yeah, what about this? Maybe there was a kid that
you told him to take a candy cane out of
his butt?
Speaker 26 (48:44):
Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
One kid you see crying.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
She was crying. He wouldn't get over it.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
You're cross.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
He was crying because he ran out of Reese's pieces
that were ranting out to all his friends that he
wanted one. So I said, eight, pull the candy caan
out to your button, get over it, okay, and he did.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
He did.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
He stopped crying, And so I don't see what's the problem.
Speaker 27 (49:05):
This is what the problem is. Now he goes home,
he tells his mom, this is what Santa Claus said
to me, and he now thinks that Santa Claus hate them,
that he's not going to get any presents.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid
a lesson.
Speaker 27 (49:17):
You can't understand that, Okay, and he's seven. Can we
be clear on the fact that he's seven. He's a kid.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, and you know what, You've got to learn somebody.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
He can't get away with everything.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
And if what better chance for me to teach that
kid a lesson? Your doll tell well samds like she
needs to pull the candy can out of her butt.
If I can provide a life lesson to one kid
who now understands.
Speaker 27 (49:36):
No life lesson. If you, I mean, if you don't
have enough candy in the bag, tell me to send
more candy in the bag.
Speaker 14 (49:43):
You know I'll do it.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
I mean, it's okay, he did.
Speaker 14 (49:45):
Was spoiled, brat. I know they're all spoiled.
Speaker 27 (49:49):
Their parents are sending ridiculous money to have you there
in playing Santa, so of course they're spoiled.
Speaker 13 (49:54):
It's still your.
Speaker 27 (49:55):
Job to make them happy? Are you stupid?
Speaker 14 (49:59):
Are you stupid?
Speaker 23 (50:00):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (50:00):
Mary?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
What?
Speaker 11 (50:03):
Mary?
Speaker 14 (50:05):
This is Mary Mary.
Speaker 12 (50:06):
This is actually Danielle Mon Arrow from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. You just got phone tabs your mind.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Believe you, because it was exactly something.
Speaker 14 (50:20):
That you would say to the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 32 (50:27):
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Speaker 5 (50:31):
The Elvis Duran phone Tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Who is a good natty hope you find your dad?
Speaker 5 (50:51):
Thanks mister, Merry Christmas? From Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
All right, I'm going to bring up a delicate topic.
Are you that friend? Hear me out. We were at
this party last night, a big, huge, wonderful party with
lots of people we've known for years and years. I
mean five hundred people there, and we're friends with four
hundred and eighty five of them. The other fifteen who cares.
(51:17):
But there was this one person there. I'm not going
to say who she is. Known her for years. She's
just the most irritating person in the world. She doesn't
have a mean bone in her body. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (51:29):
Yeah, but everything.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
She does just irritates you.
Speaker 10 (51:34):
Oh, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
No, it's not awesome.
Speaker 11 (51:38):
That's the person I want to hang out with.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
I don't want to get into specifics or details, but
just everything she says, everything she does, you're like, oh, God,
I wish I wasn't anywhere near you right now. But
you love her.
Speaker 10 (51:50):
She has good intention sounds love like love.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
But I want to look at her in the eye
and say, hey, do you know that you are that person?
Speaker 11 (51:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (51:58):
And I'll never do that.
Speaker 15 (51:59):
Imagine doesn't know that, because if you knew and you
keep doing it, then you're just evil.
Speaker 12 (52:04):
I mean, the good thing of this is a Gandhi
and I were not there last night, so we know
you're not talking about us right.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
Otherwise you could be a runner up. I guess if
you're that person, you don't know you're that person.
Speaker 15 (52:18):
I have a friend who was giving someone a ride
home one time, and.
Speaker 10 (52:22):
They thought they had arrived at the destination. Pulled up.
Speaker 15 (52:25):
The woman got out of her car and it was
a grocery store. She said, can you just wait while
I go grocery shopping. I know you've given me a
ride home, but I got to go to the grocery store.
When grocery shopping, came out, then went to the liquor
store next door, then got in like okay, you could
take me home, now.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
What but not realizing she's being just irritating?
Speaker 10 (52:42):
How do you not realize?
Speaker 14 (52:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (52:44):
I do you not ask? Could you mind? If I
go grocery shop?
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Are you that person? Straightenate?
Speaker 14 (52:52):
What?
Speaker 13 (52:54):
I am not that person.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
I am far from that person.
Speaker 37 (52:56):
We know you think.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Excuse you of anything. I was going to ask you
if you knew any one who was that kind of person. No,
I actually maybe I am that person. If I can't
figure out that person. Okay, I will tell you there
are things you do that are sort of that person issue.
Like you you'll walk in and you'll look, You'll look,
you know, you'll look at my my uh hoodie I'm wearing.
(53:18):
Go oh, you're wearing that today? Okay, I do that occasionally.
I didn't think it was offensive.
Speaker 33 (53:24):
I was proud to be helpful, like that one time
you were wearing that shirt that just did not go
with your pants.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
Okay, what he just said and how he said it
was that was that like woo, or you are that person?
Remember that time you're tie? Then not was too big.
I'm like, are you wearing that you are that person?
You're you're in a hole.
Speaker 12 (53:45):
Really California and like you're a New Yorker, Like if
you're gonna insult somebody, it's like in your face and
like just done the way he does it with that
California thing.
Speaker 11 (53:54):
It's it's you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 15 (53:58):
Like too much sugar, but you're getting a yeah yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
So I guess it's safe to say, as I said before,
if you are that person, you just don't know you're
that person. You're oblivious the same thing that makes you
oblivious to the rude things you say. You don't know
you're saying rude things or doing rude things nice.
Speaker 12 (54:13):
You do them on purpose, but most people hopefully don't
do them.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
Do you know that person?
Speaker 11 (54:17):
Yes, of course I know that person.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Do you know any others?
Speaker 11 (54:19):
I have two people I'm thinking of, right.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
Okay, give me you're afraid to give an example.
Speaker 11 (54:25):
Yes, exactly. I can't this.
Speaker 12 (54:28):
This person always says negative things constantly but doesn't realize
they're saying them, and then later on I'm like, well
that made me feel bad, and they're like, oh.
Speaker 11 (54:39):
I didn't mean it, Like that, Oh what does you
mean it? Yeah, like, no, what's up?
Speaker 6 (54:44):
If you know a person who's that person?
Speaker 16 (54:46):
You got to tell that person because that person would
then actually make an effort to stop being I get torn.
Speaker 10 (54:53):
Yeah, one of my very best friends. I love her
to death.
Speaker 15 (54:55):
Every time she comes to see me, so I'll give
her a love for coming to see me. She it
brings nothing with her, so we spend the entire weekend
of her being like.
Speaker 10 (55:04):
Do you have moisturizer? Do you have conditioner? Do you
have pants I can wear?
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Do you have this?
Speaker 15 (55:07):
I'm like, oh my god, did you bring anything?
Speaker 2 (55:09):
That person? There is someone else we know and we love,
but every time you go out with her for dinner,
she never offers to pay a penny. Oh she's that person, Froggy.
You know any people that are that person?
Speaker 13 (55:24):
I have people who, like Ghani said, they come to
your house and they never bring anything, so they always
expect you to have it all. Let's say, oh I
thought I left it here last time. I would just
use it again like none of us.
Speaker 10 (55:34):
I also don't know.
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Oh my god, all the text messages coming in. Everyone
has that kind of person in their line. Yes, but
you know what you can't say anything to them. No, no, no,
that you just can't. It is because typically that person
who is just irritating is as hell they're nice.
Speaker 10 (55:50):
Yeah, yeah, they're not trying to.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Which makes it worse because if they're nice, you don't
want to, like point it out, you don't want to
hurt their feelings.
Speaker 12 (55:57):
And sometimes overly nice as irritating as hell too. You
have to have a little bitchy in you.
Speaker 15 (56:01):
I hate overly nice. It's terrible when people are overly nice.
I'm like, there's something wrong with its away from me?
Speaker 13 (56:06):
What do you do if it's one of one of
these people is one of your parents? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (56:13):
What are you saying, froggy.
Speaker 13 (56:15):
I'm just saying that. I'm not saying it's me. I'm
saying that, what if one of these people is one
of your parents, then what do you do?
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Well anything, There's nothing you can do with your parents.
Speaker 11 (56:24):
Does your mom always forget her stuff?
Speaker 13 (56:27):
It's not it's not my mom?
Speaker 3 (56:29):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (56:31):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (56:31):
Is this T shirt yesterday?
Speaker 34 (56:33):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (56:34):
I'm okay, I'm okay. So are you that person who
lets the irritating friend take advantage of her?
Speaker 40 (56:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 24 (56:43):
Like all the time?
Speaker 2 (56:44):
Really, you don't say no, So give us give us
an example.
Speaker 23 (56:49):
Okay, So I had a friend who flew to I
think Tennessee is she had to come back earlier from
my trip, and so instead of flying in Philadelphia where
she left her car, she flew back into Newark and
I got to go pick up her from Philly three
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
So you had to pick someone up at three in
the morning at the airport her car.
Speaker 23 (57:08):
I mean, like you know, shell it with different airports,
so her car was stuck at the other airports.
Speaker 11 (57:13):
I had to go get her car, and you said, yes,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
So okay, okay. The positive here, yeah, hold on, hold on,
pull yourself together. The positive here is you're a good friend. Yeah,
all right, so you've done nothing wrong, but the fact
that your friend asked you to do that, she's irritating plane.
Speaker 11 (57:35):
I can top that.
Speaker 12 (57:35):
We had a friend years ago where we said, hey,
fly in anytime. She calls and says, hey, where I'm
coming in On Christmas Day?
Speaker 11 (57:44):
I'm kid you what I had. We had to leave
our family on Christmas Day.
Speaker 12 (57:49):
Not only leave our family, but in a snowstorm, no
goodbye pick up, and then they diverted her plane to
a different airport, so we needed to go and pick
her up at a different airport. I was like, I know,
look you because you love them, right, we've picked her up.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
You know what?
Speaker 11 (58:06):
You love her?
Speaker 2 (58:07):
Yeah, I know you love because you love her. But
sometimes you gotta love yourself a little more.
Speaker 23 (58:10):
Yes, I'm like, no, no, I love myself because it's
who I am.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
I know you're a golf I'm to come pick me
up for the airport at three am. I gotta go.
Which stop it, stop it, pull yourself together, Like I said,
thank you, Tisha. Uh here's Jacqueline. How are you doing, Jacqueline?
Speaker 20 (58:30):
I'm good.
Speaker 24 (58:31):
How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (58:31):
I'm doing okay. So I know you don't want to
admit it. But your mom is that irritating friend, I mean,
how irritating is she? What has she done?
Speaker 34 (58:39):
Oh?
Speaker 24 (58:40):
What has she done?
Speaker 20 (58:41):
Well?
Speaker 8 (58:41):
I have two beautiful children, and when I was finished.
Speaker 29 (58:45):
Having kids, she specifically asked me, so are you.
Speaker 35 (58:47):
Done on a kid now? I said, yeah, I'm done,
and she goes, well, then I think it's time for
you to start working out.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Go away. The people who say and do the most
irritating things. But like I said before, they don't know
they're doing it. God bless it.
Speaker 12 (59:05):
It's bed bedside manner. It's just like bad bedside manner.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yeah, all right, Jacqueline, good luck with your mom. Sorry
about that.
Speaker 35 (59:12):
Thanks God.
Speaker 14 (59:13):
You remember Mom?
Speaker 11 (59:15):
I love you Mom to death.
Speaker 10 (59:16):
You know that.
Speaker 12 (59:16):
But do you remember when back in the day I
couldn't afford, like, really anything when I first started working here.
And so we were doing one of our big concerts
and I picked something out of my closet and I
wore it on the stage, and my mom happened to
be at the concert and she says to me, after, Hey,
next time, I'll give you money so you could get
something better.
Speaker 10 (59:36):
Heart, my heart, before.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
You say that.
Speaker 11 (59:38):
I love you, Mom.
Speaker 7 (59:41):
Hold on, someone's in here, Santa.
Speaker 21 (59:43):
Why are you pooping in my house?
Speaker 34 (59:46):
Trying to eat lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (59:51):
Merry Christmas from.
Speaker 14 (59:54):
Elvister Rand in the Morning Show.
Speaker 7 (59:59):
Christ I listened to you every single morning.
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Have a great holiday.
Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
So I was doing those kettle bell lips or whatever
it is yesterday and I pulled something in my leg.
Speaker 13 (01:00:20):
Didn't run away.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
It only hurts when I breathe. Okay, So I thought, no,
maybe I can get out of working out today. So
I sent him a text. He's like, well, great, we
could run out upper body. All right, I'm going in.
I need to so Charlie, I will be there. I
(01:00:42):
don't know what time. Its me crazy, he did. He
did say, you know, how much do you weigh? I said,
I'm not telling you how much I weigh. He said, well,
you know, we gotta like take it seriously. You gotta
start losing some weight. I said, well do I have to?
I mean, are you body shaming me? Can you ask
that to your trainer? I guess maybe he's body shaming.
(01:01:05):
Part of his job to body shame me? Here, call him.
Speaker 33 (01:01:09):
Part of his job is to incentivize you and maybe
shame you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Will just call him incentivize me and shame me. No, No,
there should be no shaming in dial dial what's that scary?
Speaker 22 (01:01:23):
You know?
Speaker 16 (01:01:24):
Speaking of working out, I want to know how you
find the inspiration? How do you find how do you
find it to like actually go and physically get yourself in.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
What's the mindset thing?
Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Look, you know I'm not getting younger, and uh, you
know I got to get prepared for the later years.
And so I need to have somewhat of a more
solid foundation otherwise I'll just you know, you gotta have
some body strength in there, and you gotta, I don't know, you.
Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
Psych yourself up, do you like, well, no, well.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Yeah, I pay. If you don't go, you pay. I mean,
you lose money if you don't know. So so having
a trainer is accountability and I'm there.
Speaker 12 (01:02:00):
Yeah, because if you cancel, they you got to pay
for the session because someone else could have used it, exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
But I love Charles. Charles is great.
Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
I'm thinking of.
Speaker 12 (01:02:08):
Doing pilates again, Like I used to do pilates and
I loved it with those machines, those tables, and then
twenty twenty happened and COVID and I stopped going because
I nobody went to the gym thing anymore.
Speaker 11 (01:02:19):
But now I'm thinking I might want to pick that
up again.
Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
You should. I love. I love. It's one of those
things where you're like, oh God, and but once you're
they were like, oh yeah, okay, just watch the clock
and get out as fast as possible.
Speaker 11 (01:02:30):
Yeah, that's inspiration for you.
Speaker 12 (01:02:31):
Scary because honestly, sometimes when I don't want to work out,
and you push yourself. At the end of it, you go, oh,
I'm so happy that I just did that, And you
just feel better about yourself and you have more energy
and you don't want to go to sleep right away.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (01:02:45):
Oh, here he is?
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Is it, Charles? Where line's you on? And we've only
tried to call you fifteen times.
Speaker 26 (01:02:51):
I'm on the train.
Speaker 40 (01:02:52):
I'm going to lose you in a second.
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Oh good, then this will go quick. You're on the hairbout.
They don't use any foul language. We love you. I
love you, by the way. But I feel like part
of your job as a trainer is to sort of
like body shame a little bit, a little bit, like
isn't that part of what you do? Like you gotta
make me feel a little a little icky to make
me like have incentive to like work out.
Speaker 31 (01:03:17):
You want to you're saying you want to rest.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
No, I'm not saying I want to rest. I just
told every when I got this little injury on my
leg yesterday. But lifting that big heavy ball, what's that
thing called? I don't want it's called the kettlebell, the.
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Heavy ball, And so everyone on everyone on the trains
looking at me like I'm weird.
Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Well you are weird. Okay, I'll let you go, but
the thing is, and then he says, well, you can
still come in and do upper body. I went, okay,
but you did say.
Speaker 31 (01:03:44):
I'm all right, I'm gonna let me, let me text.
I'm gonna lose you any second. I'm literally I'm under
the train is gonna go.
Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna tell you nobody. I'm gonna
You're gonna hang out, he said, come September. You gotta
you gotta take this seriously.
Speaker 31 (01:03:57):
Said, I'm gonna text you as soon as I'm come.
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
All right, goodbye, good bye, scary soone just send a text.
You pay for a storage unit, why don't you use
that money to work out?
Speaker 31 (01:04:07):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
So much money for that?
Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Damn Hey, I got Charles the trainer back here. People
think it's funny I have a trainer. Yeah, okay, maybe
you can't tell by looking at me, but I do.
Come on, hi, Charles say that. Okay. You know every
time I make fun of myself, he always he like
slaps my hand. Stop saying that about yourself. Well, no,
(01:04:30):
we do, obviously, we do.
Speaker 31 (01:04:32):
No, we think about the positive.
Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Okay, and I appreciate that. Hey, So the point we
were trying to make before you became a weasel and
hung up on us earlier.
Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Are live?
Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yes we are?
Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Okay, I know it's weird. Just pretend we're not live
and it'll be okay. So my point was this what
you were saying to me, because you you asked me, Hey,
how much do you weigh? I said, it's none of
your business. He's like, I'm your trainer. Why can't I know? No?
Speaker 40 (01:05:00):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
And so you said, you know, you've got to get
serious about this, and I was like, what are you
talking about? Because I know I can see you three
times a week. I'm getting serious now.
Speaker 31 (01:05:09):
Oh no putting words in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Okay, what are you saying?
Speaker 14 (01:05:14):
I was saying, don't get down about that.
Speaker 31 (01:05:17):
Even if it's only two days, it's very good. You know,
you're just keeping yourself in the mix. And when life
gets a little bit more back to the normal nine
to five grind, then you can pick it back up
and keep kicking ass.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
All right. And by the way, this is for everyone.
This is a This is like a public service announcement,
like don't be so hard on yourself because you're not
hitting the gem as much as you sho typically do, right,
unless your name is Elvis. Okay, thanks, Okay, great. Well,
you know, I think I lost a couple more pounds,
but I'm not going to tell you how much that was.
Speaker 31 (01:05:52):
But you look fantastic. You're doing amazing, and we're gonna
keep We're going to keep.
Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Going at it. See. Here's why I like working out
with Charles. I've had other trainers in the past. He
doesn't push me to the point where I'm just about
to fall over. For instance, there are other people who
come to our gym. They are beasts. I mean they
are like non stop. I mean, we we do the
necessary stuff, but it's not like you gotta like constantly
do it or you're losing time live to see another
(01:06:20):
day exactly.
Speaker 11 (01:06:21):
And I think everybody wants different results too.
Speaker 12 (01:06:23):
You don't want to be beast mode. You don't want
to be like nine packs, and you know that's not
the life.
Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
You want a nine pack, you know, God.
Speaker 12 (01:06:33):
Instead of a six pack. A nine pack is real, serious, scary.
Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
It is scary. As a question for you, what's you
a question for Charles?
Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Charles?
Speaker 16 (01:06:40):
Is it true that cardio is overrated because I have
some friends that say that it's all about resistance training
and weights and things like that, and all these fancy
machines that look like they're doing a lot, they don't
really do a whole lot, and that treadmill and cardio overrated.
Speaker 31 (01:06:57):
That's no, it's it's a valid point, but it's not
fully true. So there's like.
Speaker 28 (01:07:04):
A hierarchy in order to you know, for people to
people who say trying to lose weight, resistance training is
the most important.
Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
That's that is like your steak and potatoes.
Speaker 31 (01:07:19):
From there, it becomes from there, it becomes a time thing.
So if someone can get three resistance say three resistance
training or four sessions a week, then from there they
can start to add in like a little steady state cardio.
Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
But with the cardio.
Speaker 31 (01:07:36):
Itself, someone can use a little bit of weight, but
they didn't really put on more muscle, so to speak,
so they're really only going to become like a smaller
version of themselves with more.
Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Chance of regaining that negative weight. So you're saying, both,
you need to be building muscle, but you need it
you need to get a little cardio on there too.
It's a healthy mix.
Speaker 31 (01:07:56):
Correct prioritizing the resistance training.
Speaker 26 (01:07:59):
So they're was some good truth to what your friend
was saying.
Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
There you go. Now, what's that one machine you put
me on where I Okay, I sit like this and
I put my legs really wide, right, and you have
to like push in on these these two bars. Yeah,
sort of, I mean, and he's like, you gotta you
gotta get your legs wider, wider, and everyone in the
in the gym is like staring at us, like what
are these two dudes do it? And I know that
(01:08:24):
is not well so, I mean I never really it's
like it feels like it's tightening my my my birth
giving muscles.
Speaker 31 (01:08:33):
Maybe a slight exaggeration, all.
Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Right, Okay, I don't like that one.
Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
It's the it's the it's the Kaiser leg press.
Speaker 11 (01:08:41):
Okay, what's a Kaiser?
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
I heard that's a roll in my Yeah, that's a
piece of brand, that's what That's what I put Taylor
ham on.
Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Yeah, Kaiser.
Speaker 31 (01:08:50):
Kaiser is just the name of the like the equipment.
It's a brand, like Life Fitness Kaiser.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Okay, we give it a dirty yeah anyway, all right, well,
look thanks for being on Charles. I will be in today,
even though you caused an injury in my leg yesterday.
Speaker 31 (01:09:04):
I love you well, can please come back so we
can cause another one?
Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yes, I will. I love you, Charles, I'll talk to
you a little bit.
Speaker 31 (01:09:13):
Okay, I love you guys too.
Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
All right, such a great guy. Really looked out meeting
this guy. He's really really super nice.
Speaker 11 (01:09:20):
Well, needs to get his hands on scared.
Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
My takeaway is I.
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Don't have to do cardio, you know what. Start Start
with the weights and stuff and the resistance training, and
just move into the.
Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
More fancy the machine. I think, the less benefit it
has for you.
Speaker 13 (01:09:34):
Well, okay, don't overthink walk scary Jarry, what kind of
resistance training are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Standing up from the couch?
Speaker 11 (01:09:40):
Resist going to the gym?
Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
That exactly? I resist saying no to this cheeseburger. Yeah,
the third doughnut, I'm resisting the fourth. What today?
Speaker 27 (01:09:54):
What?
Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Today? Christmas is almost here? What's this going on here?
Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Alf alf alf orgilf elboy.
Speaker 11 (01:10:13):
It's an elf Orgie, dear care to join us?
Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Well, it has been a long day.
Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Merry
Christmas from Elvis Terran in the morning show, Foggy has
(01:10:46):
a healthcast.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Our friend Rod Phillips is there? Where is it from?
Where's Rod? Oh, there's the there's the camera for a
long time. So Rod of S works with iHeart. He
is a big, big force in the in the iHeart world.
Years and years ago, when when God we were he
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was the program director of Y one hundred in Miami.
Remember those days, I do, when they first hired him.
I flew down and we all went to dinner with Rod.
It was it was Froggy, me and some other members
of the of the Y one hundred team. And I
looked at Froggy, I said, can you go to the bathroom?
We went to the bathroom and I said, this is
the biggest a hole I've ever met him.
Speaker 11 (01:11:31):
Oh my gosh, you agree right?
Speaker 13 (01:11:35):
Oh, we hated it. I remember my wife was there
and she said, I can't stand him. He's not nice.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
He didn't like me. She said, what a jerk.
Speaker 41 (01:11:43):
I knew you guys thought that I had no idea
at least.
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Every you didn't say one nice thing to anyone. You
were like so mean to It's so unfair. There was
someone I think like the afternoon jock or someone from
Y one hundred. You were railing on him, making him
feel like he was in insignificant, no talent, worthless piece
of turn.
Speaker 41 (01:12:04):
And I'm like, wait, was he there or you're suggesting
I was talking about he was there?
Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
He was there. We love Michael Yo, I know, but
so and I remember call. I called your boss Tom
Pullman that night. I said, this guy's not gonna work out.
He's the meanest, biggest, flaming ahole I've ever met my life.
And Frog's like, we're dumed. Why one hundred is going
to be doomed with this guy? He's he's so mean.
We hated you, you were so so hateful and how
(01:12:31):
did all that work? And how did all that work out?
Speaker 13 (01:12:33):
And okay, So two weeks or three weeks go by
and I call Elvis one day I'm leaving the station.
I go, you gotta listen to me. I actually love him.
He's a good dude. I'm like, you gotta get to
know him.
Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
He's great.
Speaker 13 (01:12:45):
Else goes, all right, you're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I need to find out for myself. So I flew
back to my you don't even know this. I flew
to Miami just to be proven wrong. And here's what
I learned about Rod. And this is why this is
so important for everyone listening. First impressions they don't always
work out to be the true. It turned out that
Rod and the way he was a sarcastic ahole was
(01:13:09):
actually very endearing, and we learned that that's his personality
and he's fabulous. Does this makes sense to anyone?
Speaker 11 (01:13:16):
Yes, because I thought the same thing when I and
he thought.
Speaker 12 (01:13:18):
I had you, thought I hated you for the longest time,
and then after a while I was just like oh,
and then everyone's like, no, he really likes you. I
don't think so, man, I don't And then I and
then I realized, no, he's a sweetheart.
Speaker 11 (01:13:33):
We love him.
Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
So can I get this scary? Somebody help me here.
I'll defend you to the death. I feel like we
vibed right away.
Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
You're a guys guy, that's why we get along.
Speaker 13 (01:13:44):
I thought Rod Phillips was just scary CD collection character.
I didn't know the real person.
Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
By the way, if you're familiar with those phone taps,
he is the name behind the CD collection. Rod. We
love you. You turned out to be just the best ally
for our show, and and I learned that. You know,
some people in life are just sarcastically funny.
Speaker 41 (01:14:08):
They're just, yeah, I don't know how funny I am.
I have been told I have that dry sense of humor.
If I have a sense of humor, so I guess
that just doesn't hit everybody. By the way, I had
a great time at that dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Has no idea. You guys are like, it's such a jerk.
I was like, Miami's amazing. At one point, I mean
it was like eight of us around a table eating
a crab or whatever, I don't know, and at one
point you were being you were like non stop insulting
everyone at the table, and I was looking around for
(01:14:39):
a camera. I thought this was a joke because you
the boss was so me man.
Speaker 10 (01:14:47):
I wish I would have seen this.
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
And it turns out it was just it was. It's great.
Speaker 11 (01:14:51):
And now he's like a big teddy bear and he
loves us all.
Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
So it's yeah, he's still in a hole, but he's
supposed to be.
Speaker 11 (01:14:58):
That's that's his character's a He's a loving a hole.
Speaker 13 (01:15:02):
Also brings up a good point. You've lost your wallet
and phone about every city in America in a.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Ubercross true story true. I can't deny that that one.
I can't deny it usually involves drinking, but uh yeah,
I used to anyway. So anyway, we love you, Rode.
And this is just a public service for everyone. You
meet someone for the first time, you're like, I don't
ever want to see them ever again in my life.
Speaker 41 (01:15:27):
Give them a second chance, for the love of God,
give them.
Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
A second chance. Exactly. Investigate what it is you hate
about him. It may be something that you actually love
about him. Like right now, he's wearing his baseball cap backwards.
He looks like a total douchebag.
Speaker 41 (01:15:44):
It's it's country camo too barely. I don't know why
you guys put cameras on these things. You're on the
radio you can get away with. I mean, I just
woke up, like I literally just rolled out of bed.
You're like, come get on the camera with a light
in your face.
Speaker 12 (01:15:58):
You both facetimed me last night, right out of the
shower in my pajamas with no makeup on, and I
answered your phone.
Speaker 13 (01:16:05):
True, uh huh, we love you can tell Daniel you
looked beautiful. We had no idea you got yeah right again.
Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
First, first impressions, you know, investigate those a little more
before you write someone off. And so we're so happy
to have you in our lives. We love you, rod Well.
I love you guys, obviously. I love you guys more man,
And I gotta tell you, Froggy was so giddy, like
a little kid his best friend coming to visit him
and having you and Jackson with uh with Froggy right now,
(01:16:33):
he's he's on another cloud. So take care of our frog.
We will we will see all right, Now, get out
of here. We love rod don't answer the phone.
Speaker 14 (01:16:46):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
The phone tap from Scary. It's one of those very
unique phone taps. I saw him in the studio putting
it together yesterday, and you look really busy, Like, how
much work can you put into a phone tap? We
just call people in phone taps. Well, we spent I
spent a.
Speaker 16 (01:16:59):
Lot of time because I had to keep calling back
Aliyah wanted to phone tap her dad.
Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
Her Her dad runs a business from the.
Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
House, so he's forced to keep answering the phone.
Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
But I finally got to him.
Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
I God, I let's see what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Hello, is this mister Ledo. Yes, is this, mister Ledo?
Speaker 16 (01:17:16):
This is Rod Phillips with boy band Bonanza the Christmas Collection.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Happy holidays, mister Ledo. Do you celebrate Christmas?
Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Yeah? But what is it?
Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
This is the.
Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Christmas Collection boy Band Bonanza.
Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
So what did I have to do with me?
Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
It's your favorite.
Speaker 16 (01:17:31):
Boy bands all singing together in this great Christmas collection.
Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
No, no, it's your favorite boy band. I don't know
what to keep talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
And do me favor?
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Please?
Speaker 36 (01:17:40):
Hang up?
Speaker 16 (01:17:41):
Okay, but sir, wouldn't you like boy band Bananza the
Christmas Collection?
Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
No, I'd like to go goodbye? Thank you.
Speaker 16 (01:17:52):
Hello, it's Rod Phillips once again with boy band Bonanza
the Christmas Collection. Sir, heyo, just didn't we just talk
for fifteen dollars and ninety nine cents? This entire city
of boy bands from here.
Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
My man and gone?
Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Tell my man, my man, my man could be yours
my man?
Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Yeah, listen to me? What's that?
Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Could you do me a favor and not call me? Please?
Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
Sir? Where's your Christmas Spirit?
Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Listen to me?
Speaker 34 (01:18:17):
I'm being nice now, okay, in a minute, I'm not
gonna be very nice.
Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
Could you just hang them please, But.
Speaker 16 (01:18:23):
Sir, Taylor, Zach and Isaac are the Jonas Brothers of
the nineteen nineties, and now they're part of this Christmas collection.
Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Listen with a merry Christmas baby?
Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
What part of hanging up don't you get? Could you
get off my phone?
Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
Please, sir, I'll get off your phone just as soon
as you pick up one.
Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Of these copies.
Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Hello, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Don't you want to come in from out of the collection? Hell,
make some hot chocolates.
Speaker 16 (01:18:49):
Ninety eight degrees Hello, ninety eight degrees specializes in Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Haven't you had some carollers at your door doing this song?
Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
Why don't you know what?
Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Why don't you come them up house? Come to my house.
Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
I'm got some degrees.
Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
They say you give again. I say no, no, no, no, no,
say you'll give this gift?
Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
No, say hey, hey, I'm talking that.
Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
What better gift? This gift? A boy band bonanza the
Christmas Collection.
Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
You're out of your don't you.
Speaker 16 (01:19:16):
Remember the new kids on the block? You know Jordan, John, Danny, Joe.
Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
You remember that I'm gonna hurt you your.
Speaker 16 (01:19:22):
Christmas would be much funkier if you had a copy
of Boy Bend Bonanza, the Christmas Collection.
Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
I'm gonna hurt you. Okay, get dead, yep, dead, You're dead. Okay,
I will find you.
Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
But so we want you to have a funcky, funcky Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Yeah, I'm gonna geh you're gonna have a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
You know the girls are on the floor of the
North Side. Posse's at the door.
Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
You know what you you have brainshows missing from you,
a stupid egg.
Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
It's Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
They're gonna celebrate with the rhyme.
Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Do you know what?
Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
You just aready? It will ever be.
Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
You don't know about a hip hop, you don't know
about rap.
Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Take out a funcky fucky Christmas going on.
Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
You never got your ass kicked a job. You never
got somebody as a kid. That's what's wrong with you.
Speaker 16 (01:20:03):
You never got an app whip it, sir, This is
a very serious message. Jordan Knight, need you to listen
to this very serious message, your man, favorite, there are
some people.
Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
You know what you know? I thought you didn't none
in this world. I could get to your ass and
break you in a hall.
Speaker 16 (01:20:17):
Lot of they have no food to eat, they got no
place to go.
Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Sir, you're gonna have a silent nights. You have no flights.
Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Hey, we are old brothers.
Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Aren't you my brother? I'm not your brother. I'm not
your brother. I'm not your brother.
Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
I'm just telling you that this one's for the children.
Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
If for no other reason you buy a CD today,
this one's for the children. It's boy Bed Bananza, the
Christmas Collection.
Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
I don't know, he won't hng up. I don't no,
I know. I'm screaming what the you have? Because you
I might be.
Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
It, but you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
I've been what.
Speaker 16 (01:20:58):
Hey, George, my name is Scary Jones with el was
Teran in the morning show and Aliah's playing at Joe, Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Hoyt to go on the phoone with you?
Speaker 21 (01:21:07):
We graduate you're on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
I'm on the radio with this. Yes, you on the radio, Aliah.
I'm gonna kill you at whoever it is? Guy, Okay,
I remember you, buddy.
Speaker 14 (01:21:18):
I'm gonna be Elvis duran as phone tap.
Speaker 32 (01:21:21):
This phone table was tree recorded with permission granted by
all particis the.
Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
Elvis Teroran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning show.
Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Hey, it's Allison Right.
Speaker 14 (01:21:34):
This is Lady gun.
Speaker 37 (01:21:35):
Hey, it's Taylor Swift, wishing you a merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (01:21:38):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
You know what, sometimes I'm like, maybe I should have
gone to one or two of these high school reunions,
but I never went. When I was in high school,
no one really liked me. I didn't like him. I mean,
you know, I was I was not one of the
popular guys or whatever. After high school for me, I
can't speak for you, but fro Our school for me
was when life began.
Speaker 10 (01:22:02):
Okay, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
But Lisa Froggy's wife, Lisa, you you you're still good
friends with people you went to high school with. Correct,
I am right, and a lot of them. I admire that.
And for anyone who still has friends, I have one
friend I still talk to from high school. That's it. One.
Speaker 12 (01:22:21):
What about you, Danielle, I don't think I talked to no, no, no,
I do I have one friend that I talked to
with from high school?
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
And Gandhi, do you have a lot of high school
friends you still talk to.
Speaker 15 (01:22:29):
I actually do have a handful of friends from high school.
I still talk to, but I still wouldn't be down
for the reunion thing. That's that's the handful I want
to talk to.
Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
You just want a reunion on your terms with the
people you want to hang out with.
Speaker 17 (01:22:39):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
So so, Lisa, there was a high school reunion this
past weekend and you just couldn't wait to get over
there to go.
Speaker 42 (01:22:45):
To this reunion, right right, it was wonderful. So yes,
I went to this reunion and it you know, it's funny,
there was, Yes, you have the guy that you know,
the super hot guy that was it in high school
and middle school. So I walked and I'm standing there
and I'm I just walk in. I'm getting ready to
walk up to him.
Speaker 10 (01:23:04):
This girl steps right in front of me and she's like, I.
Speaker 42 (01:23:07):
Went to prom with him, and I'm like, I don't
give a you know what that she did? Like okay,
And then I walk over him and she's eyeing me
up and down and I'm like thinking to myself because
I'm talking to him about Sutham. It was a great conversation.
I hadn't seen him in a while, and she's looking
me up and down and I'm like, so, I of
course made the conversation even more, you know, eccentric and fun,
(01:23:30):
and she's just looking me up and down. I'm like, girl,
it has been over thirty years since she've been a
prom with him.
Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
You need to get over it. I know you wanted
to say that, but did you say that to her
or did you just kind of move along, like I
don't want to start a fight with this woman.
Speaker 42 (01:23:45):
Well I didn't move along, but I just kind of
gave her evil looks, and then I was taking selfies
with him, just to piss her off even more.
Speaker 13 (01:23:52):
You try to pick up this dude at the union,
I wasn't there, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Okay, So okay, let's let's talk you now. You said
it's been over thirty years since you guys all graduated
from high school? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 31 (01:24:04):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Oh?
Speaker 30 (01:24:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
And still I mean, is she dating this guy? Is
she married to him? I mean, what's her affiliation with
this guy?
Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
Now?
Speaker 42 (01:24:13):
I think she's just maybe wanting to date him. I
don't think they were dating at all. It's just like
she was just moving in like a like a cougar
on her territory. And I'm like, girl, I am not
trying anything here.
Speaker 10 (01:24:24):
I was so pissed off. I'm like, I'm gonna make
it even worse for you.
Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
And.
Speaker 10 (01:24:29):
Why I don't want to go to any readion exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
There are so many people who are still living in
their high school frame of mind. They're still there.
Speaker 14 (01:24:41):
Yeah, what the heck?
Speaker 10 (01:24:42):
God, it was mind blowing.
Speaker 42 (01:24:44):
I just couldn't believe the looks she was giving me.
I'm like, you gotta be kidding me, right, I said,
I should have really done this outfit up a lot
better than that if I'd known this was going to
go down.
Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Oh, so she was cutting you off? How dare you
talk to this guy you haven't seen in over thirty years? Begause?
I went to problem with him?
Speaker 11 (01:25:00):
Ridiculous, I agree with God.
Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
This is why high school reunions no thank you count.
So a lot of people say, well, what business did
Lisa have talking to this guy at the reunion to
begin with? Wouldn't Froggy be mad? Union?
Speaker 10 (01:25:20):
Okay, okay, well let me.
Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Go ahead and pull up my pork sandwich and listen
to what you.
Speaker 13 (01:25:29):
Were you friends with this guy before last Saturday night?
Speaker 14 (01:25:34):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
You were?
Speaker 13 (01:25:35):
Okay, so you were friends with him before?
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
And so did you take no?
Speaker 13 (01:25:40):
No, I didn't mean that. What I'm saying is but
you were taking pictures with them. You were taking pictures
for them just to upset her, correct, of.
Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
Course, can you be honest?
Speaker 14 (01:25:51):
That's the most.
Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
This is what this is the problem with the union reunions.
You're going into this belb be high from the past.
It's like you hopped into the old school time machine.
Speaker 21 (01:26:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:26:04):
Are you going to see him again, Lisa?
Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Oh?
Speaker 42 (01:26:07):
I mean probably another you know, get together reunion prosper Yeah,
but nine time soon.
Speaker 13 (01:26:12):
I just feel like if I did this, like if
I went and the tables were completely turned, you'd be
mad at me.
Speaker 11 (01:26:17):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Okay, okay, well hold on now, Lisa, let's be fair.
If you knew that. Well, first of all, this guy
you went to take pictures with, did you have a
thing with him in the past?
Speaker 22 (01:26:30):
No?
Speaker 13 (01:26:31):
Okay, Did you like him though?
Speaker 8 (01:26:32):
No?
Speaker 11 (01:26:32):
Everybody did.
Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
The guy in high school?
Speaker 11 (01:26:35):
We got that one.
Speaker 14 (01:26:36):
We got that guy.
Speaker 10 (01:26:38):
Is he still hot though? Because that almost never happens?
Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Oh, he was super hot?
Speaker 10 (01:26:43):
Are you kidding me? Middle school? Now?
Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
She has one?
Speaker 10 (01:26:47):
Is he still now?
Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Yeah? He actually looks pretty good still? Okay? Okay, So
a froggy was hanging out with let's say the big
the popular girl from cheer leading squad from back in
the day, and she still was really great, she takes
good care of herself.
Speaker 6 (01:27:04):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Would you have a couple of questions or maybe an
ounce of thought like, okay, what's this about? Not not
at all?
Speaker 10 (01:27:12):
Maybe a few not too many, right, not too many cares?
Speaker 42 (01:27:16):
Of course, you would say, of course, he would say,
I got her contact information, she'd be great on the
show or some bs like that.
Speaker 12 (01:27:22):
But you know what you'd say, you'd say, she wouldn't
be talking to you if you didn't do what you
do for a living.
Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
I know her so well, I know her all right,
so yeah, yeah, scary. What's your thought here?
Speaker 16 (01:27:37):
My thought is that I feel that certain people who
attend high school reunions are the faction of people that
have something to prove. Like if you were a misfit
then or a nerd and nobody and everybody went away
and they didn't recognize you as becoming anything more. If
you have become something now, though, you you get those
types of people that show up at the reunion as well,
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in addition to the beehive people that never left.
Speaker 12 (01:28:00):
Oh my gosh, but let me tell you if I
was like the ugly duckling in high school and now
I am.
Speaker 11 (01:28:06):
Like, hot, my ass is going to that reunion and
I'm like, that's sorry.
Speaker 7 (01:28:12):
Is it safe to say?
Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
And Gandhi and I are the two that have no
desire to go to these things at all?
Speaker 14 (01:28:18):
None?
Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Is it safe to say that each and every one
of us, including Gandhi, including me, do still have a
little bit of a thing about the politics from high
school versus now. I mean, I'll agree, I maybe I
don't want to go because I just didn't care for them. Then,
so why do I want to do, which means I'm
still holding onto something weird? Gandhi, do you hear what
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I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (01:28:42):
I do hear what you're saying.
Speaker 15 (01:28:44):
I just I don't know that I think you're holding
onto something weird. I feel like it's more of just
that I have no desire to engage in something that
I don't care about anymore, right, I don't, I don't know.
I feel like I just I don't care about a
huge faction of the people. I mean, no offense, but
I with social media anymore, I keep in touch with
the people I want to keep in touch with I
know what's going on. If I want to see those people,
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I will see those people. The people who I know
are up to, you know, whatever they're up to.
Speaker 16 (01:29:08):
I'm just not interested in lack of acceptance. And now
I want to show them that I am accepted. Really,
so scary, roll up in your Maybach that you rented.
I must have deep issues from the past. I would like,
you know what I can get that girl now?
Speaker 11 (01:29:25):
Really?
Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (01:29:26):
Can you can?
Speaker 11 (01:29:27):
I had a great time and I was lucky.
Speaker 12 (01:29:29):
I had the best time in high school and I
had the best I had so much fun, so many friends,
so many great teachers.
Speaker 11 (01:29:35):
But I still don't talk to them.
Speaker 12 (01:29:36):
There are I got to admit, and I was telling
GANDU up the air, there aren't a couple of people
that I wish I could still keep in touch with
that I can't. That I've tried to find and I
can't find anymore. So you know that's one thing.
Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
But so so why did you go to the high school?
What was your reason for going?
Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Stop it?
Speaker 42 (01:29:52):
Because I was always everybody's friend in the fat girl
in high school and I wanted to go back.
Speaker 11 (01:29:58):
Good for you?
Speaker 10 (01:30:00):
Look, then, I hope it made you feel good.
Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
I did good.
Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Do you know what?
Speaker 12 (01:30:05):
There was a time where the guy who I really
wanted in high school, the hawk I'm not even gonna
say his name, that every girl wanted, I actually met
in a bar years later and he found out what
I did, and he started talking to me, and at
that point it was my turn to say, oh, it's
been so nice.
Speaker 14 (01:30:19):
Talking to you.
Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
No, no, no, this is where it's not fair because
he may have been a Jack Watt in high school.
He may be a really sweet, interesting guy. Now, Oh well,
too bad. Alread we got to go talk to Jeff
online twenty four. Jeff's run into some people from high school. Hey, Jeff,
talk about the people you've run into from high school.
(01:30:41):
Hey guys, good morning, Good morning, sir.
Speaker 19 (01:30:45):
Well, I'm a correction officer. There's just funny running into
people that I went to high school with in prison
onto the other side of the bars.
Speaker 10 (01:30:55):
Scenario.
Speaker 19 (01:30:56):
A few of those Yeah, typically the cool kid who
were always cutting class were hanging out on the bleachers
and whatnot.
Speaker 11 (01:31:04):
Did you kind of know back then that that was
going to happen, Like, yeah, I'm going to see them
behind me.
Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Yeah we saw that coming.
Speaker 40 (01:31:10):
You could tell.
Speaker 19 (01:31:11):
Yeah, that was definitely something I could see happening.
Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Wow, right, well there you go. So I mean, let's
be honest. I mean high schools people spread out and
do different things. And my favorite story, Jeff, is like
that one guy or sometimes a woman a girl from
high school who turned out to like be this crazy,
crazy felon I mean, out there robin banks and pulling
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off stuff you never would have dream they would be doing.
Speaker 19 (01:31:39):
But we all know.
Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Yeah, I don't know a Hi, Jeff, thanks for calling.
I'm glad you're on the right, the right side of
the bars there. That's pretty cool. So yeah, yeah, gandhi,
what's up?
Speaker 15 (01:31:49):
So there are you know, like reunion pages online and stuff.
So I popped into my high school's reunion page for
I'd say I was there for five minutes. One person
hit me with a, well, well, well Hollywood's here, lef.
Speaker 10 (01:32:00):
I'me out. Don't want to be any part of that.
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 30 (01:32:04):
It.
Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Okay, listen, guys, we got it. We have to move on.
But this texture is really very They're actually doing a
great job in describing what I'm feeling. They say, I
think there's always unfinished business, positive or negative. I think
we all have a bit of trauma that sometimes need healing.
And it really isn't only a high school thing. I mean,
you can actually talk to anyone who's in therapy or
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therapist or people who are very knowledgeable when it comes
to psychotherapy, this and that. There are so many things
that happened to us when we're kids that we just
don't really remember, but happen to us that have molded
us into the way we think about certain things in
life that can be bad for us. And you got
to keep in behind. High school is still at that
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early enough stage where those things are still happening. Maybe
you were shunned at high school, maybe you thought you
were the outcast, maybe whatever. A million of different thing,
a million and one different things happened to you in
high school or when you were a preteen or you
were a kid, and you're still holding onto these things.
And those are the good and bad things that make
us who we are today. They are the great things
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that you can look in the mirror and congratulate yourself
on and you're a good person when it comes to this,
this and this. You know, you learned a lot of
this way back when, without you even knowing, you were
learning about it, so I can see how high school
and reunions play an important part in that.
Speaker 7 (01:33:30):
Hello, little Louis, what do you want for Christmas this year?
Speaker 21 (01:33:35):
I really want to go to the North Poole.
Speaker 7 (01:33:37):
Yes, you, son of a bitch.
Speaker 14 (01:33:43):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Terran in the Morning Show. I'm
Grazie Brock and Merry Christmas, tell uster Ran in the
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Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Come on, let's tell grandma stories. You know, I will
tell you you know, doing this show for twenty five years,
every time we've talked about grandma's for some reason that
it's fun. I like, we remember the time we talked
about grandma's whose boobs always popped out, Oh yeah, or
grandma's who were popular in the neighborhood we had. I
(01:34:32):
remember we had a listener call once and said, look,
I love my grandmother. I love her so much. But
we've we've recently found out that Grandma was she loved
to date lots and lots and lots of men, like
lots of men. And I said, well, look, we don't
want to slut shame Grandma. That's the last thing we
want to do. There's nothing wrong with dating lots of men.
I mean who you know, I've dated lots of men.
(01:34:53):
I'm not a slut, you know what I'm saying. I
don't know anymore. Now we stop it. My grandma's you know,
they have years and years to accrue mileage, if you
know what I'm saying. Or what about the grandmother who
set herself on fire? We actually brought that up one day.
Tell us how your grandmother set herself on fire. Oh
(01:35:14):
my goodness, it was Gandhi, it was dozens of people responded, Yeah, Grandma,
it usually is a wig thing, you know.
Speaker 15 (01:35:22):
Ah, okay, okay, I was thinking a different type of
set themselves on fire like a protest.
Speaker 19 (01:35:26):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Your grandmother was kind of famous in the neighborhood, right, Yes, My.
Speaker 15 (01:35:34):
Grandmother was apparently the one who struck the fear of
God into a lot of the men around there, because
she was one of the pioneers of planned parenting or
plan sorry, planned parenthood in India. So she was responsible
for going house to house and giving people vasectomies and
they hated.
Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Her for it.
Speaker 11 (01:35:50):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
So if anyone saw your grandma walk into the front door,
she was about to like rip out their vez devrns
or whatever they call it tube.
Speaker 10 (01:35:58):
Little bit of a snip and cew oh yeah snip.
Speaker 15 (01:36:00):
So yeah, here she comes, and my Grandma's like, you
have seventeen kids, you don't need this thing anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
What is going on?
Speaker 10 (01:36:09):
Let's have a conversation. Oh they hated her?
Speaker 14 (01:36:11):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Feel free to text, uh, textas. I just want to
read your responses, like, something great about your grandmother. It
doesn't have to be something about her catching her hair
on fire or slicing you know below this grown Maria
and all the guys of India.
Speaker 12 (01:36:27):
Do you remember Henry Bendall in the city, the big Store. Yeah,
my grandmother was a seamstress for them back in the
day when they all kicked it off.
Speaker 11 (01:36:35):
Yeah, she's got a really cool job.
Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
That's so cool. Yeah, I love that. Did she also
get around?
Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
She did?
Speaker 11 (01:36:41):
I don't think so?
Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
Okay? Line five, I got John online five real quick.
Hey John, good morning morning. So I said something that
hit a nerve with you and your family? What was that, John?
Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (01:36:56):
When I was younger, my granny had a friend who
went through chemotherapy, and so she started to wear wigs
with her friend just to support her. But my poor
granny didn't know that you couldn't use curling irons on wigs.
And she set her wig on fire.
Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
Oh she's okay, right, She didn't get any burns or anything,
did she?
Speaker 20 (01:37:14):
Oh?
Speaker 25 (01:37:15):
Yeah, no, it was on like a.
Speaker 9 (01:37:16):
Little wig ahead thing. She was styling and getting it ready,
and she said she, I guess she just held it
on there too long, and all of a sudden it
started smoking.
Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
And then with the wigs, John, you should see these
text messages. Here's when my grandma brought powdered sugar with
her through TSA. You know, only grandmothers travel with powdered sugar.
Oh no, And they thought Grandma was doing cocaine and
they pulled they pulled her aside, thought grandma had cocaine
in a box. It's horrible, my grandma. Oh my god.
(01:37:47):
They're coming in leaps and bounds. My grandma was so
mad at my dad that she told him to drop dead.
Because Grandma's they can say anything, you get away with it.
Oh ye, my grandma makes the best eggplant parm I
did CrossFit with my grandma last night.
Speaker 11 (01:38:03):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 13 (01:38:06):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Hey listen, John, thanks for listening. You go have a
great day and God, bless your grandma.
Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Thanks you guys to take it easy.
Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
George on line twenty four, George, Hey, how are y'all?
We're doing great?
Speaker 30 (01:38:21):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Tell me about what your grandma did in the parking lot.
Speaker 40 (01:38:26):
So my grandma beat up some lady in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Now, why did okay, why did your grandma and some
old other lady get into a fight in the parking
lot And why did your grandma whoop her ass?
Speaker 40 (01:38:38):
Because the other lady was talking smack about my cousin
and my grandma was not having that, and so she
called up and said, you can meet me in the
grocery store parking lot, and she did, and she whooked
her behind.
Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
Yes, my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Look, we don't condone violence, but it's it's you know what,
Don't mess with grandma. She's gonna take your ass.
Speaker 10 (01:39:01):
Never show up in the parking lot when you get
the invite.
Speaker 11 (01:39:04):
That is a terrible plan.
Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Yeah, that's a good plan, especially if it's George g
George's grandma. Hey, George, thank you man, thanks for listening
to us today. And it's it's great hearing about your grandma.
Thank y, you take it easy, Okay, I love a
lot of these texts are saying these wonderful things about
their grandma's. Grandma would always bring her own chicken cutlet
to the restaurant. Yes, she bring your own chicken.
Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
So how do you do that?
Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
She just cooked it up and said, you know what,
I prefer mine. I'm gonna sit here and you're gonna
do something with it.
Speaker 12 (01:39:34):
They take salad dressings and stuff out of their purse
all the time.
Speaker 10 (01:39:37):
I put my stuff into that person.
Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Of course, this texture says my grandmother could kill a
chicken by tapping it on its head. It would freeze
and she would grab it by the neck and just
twist it in circles. Oh, dear god, grandma's I know.
But they would make fresh chicken from those chickens. My
grandma used to hit us with her cane every time
we cursed, and she made us put a dollar in
a jar.
Speaker 28 (01:39:58):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
My grandma always used to drop food down her shirt,
and she would always say that her boobs were hungry.
Speaker 15 (01:40:05):
Sounds like a grandma fed the same nine froggie as
a grandma like nine as Jen does.
Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Hey Jen, Hi, how are you? We're doing very well?
Tell us about your grandma?
Speaker 35 (01:40:19):
So I actually I'm a speech therapist. I lived with
her for the last year during COVID.
Speaker 29 (01:40:25):
She passed away three weeks out of.
Speaker 35 (01:40:26):
Her ninety ninth birthday. Oh wow, but she lived the
best life and when she was eighty. We actually just
were sharing this story at her week. She was living
in Yonkers and her neighbor's house got robbed and she
ran down the street after the robber screaming, can you
get over here. They really poked him at the time,
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but then they found him robbing another.
Speaker 10 (01:40:49):
House a couple of days later.
Speaker 35 (01:40:51):
And they showed her his headshot to her and she
identified him and they.
Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
God rest her soul. I love that.
Speaker 20 (01:41:01):
Yeah, yeah, you know what.
Speaker 35 (01:41:03):
Making chocolate chip cookies she counted eight chips for every cookie,
so making chocolate chip cookies was like a four hour activity.
Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Grandma's are allowed to do it because they have a
lot of time and they Hey, thanks Jen, thanks a lot.
I appreciate that story. Of course, have a good one
you too. Another text, A Rottwiler bit my grandma and
she bit it back and got arrested for animals.
Speaker 27 (01:41:26):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
My grandma would make food I didn't like to eat
for lunch. She would tell me that I can just
go eat crap and die. Here's one grandma that always
had holy water with her, so if someone pissed her off,
she sprinkled it on them. Oh my gosh, yeah, scary,
it's great.
Speaker 16 (01:41:43):
My grandma was more of a fiction's bar stealer, where
she would take home the pickle chips.
Speaker 6 (01:41:48):
She was like a savor of everything. She would take
aluminum foil and hang it out on the wash line
to reuse it.
Speaker 12 (01:41:54):
My grandmother would sew her pantyhose, like if you got
to run in your pantyhose instead of going to I
knew pair of panteos, she would sew it up and
save it somehow.
Speaker 11 (01:42:04):
My mother's like, what are you doing.
Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
The's texts? My grandma had weed growing in her front yard. Yes, Grandma,
my grandma. When she was alive, she would curse at
you in Spanish if you said anything bad about her
baseball team, the Yankees. I mean, the list goes on
and on. My grandma gets into fistfights over men in
the nursing home. Oh my god, my grandma always farts
(01:42:28):
when she's walking and blames the floorboards. Thanks to Grandma
finally talked to tile. Yeah, exactly. Oops. We finally we
talked to Grace. Hey, Grace, Hi, good morning, good morning.
Tell us about your grandma.
Speaker 8 (01:42:44):
So, my grandmother was a typical, strict, very old school
grandma and she would sit with a machete outside the
house while my sister and I would ride bikes, and anyone,
anyone that would come close to us, she would just
grab out the machete. And you know my grandma's Hispanica.
Speaker 25 (01:43:02):
Well was that away.
Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
She would come come at them with a machete. Grandma,
you know what, I gotta be honest, Grace, I would
take your grandma very seriously at that point. No problem. Hey, listen,
thanks for listening to us, Grace. I hope you have
a really great day today. Don't let anyone mess with you.
If not, Grandma's machete is waiting for him. Okay, all right, you.
Speaker 30 (01:43:25):
Guys here Santa. All I went for Christmas this year
is a fan because I love the way it feels.
Speaker 21 (01:43:34):
Me when I go to sleep.
Speaker 34 (01:43:36):
Dear Emily, here's your fan, and here's Santa stomping on
it with his big black boots.
Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
I hope you never fall asleep, Love Santa, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (01:43:53):
The Hall from Elvister Rand in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Really do I really seem like I'm in a bad pot.
Speaker 11 (01:44:02):
I think you're a little madder than normal.
Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
He's angry.
Speaker 5 (01:44:05):
Elth Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran on the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
I was looking through Reddit the thirteen things only terrible
people say.
Speaker 10 (01:44:16):
Yes, Oh, now I'm gonna feel bad in a minute.
Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
I'm okay. Hold on, Look, we all deal with terrible
people from time to time. You kind of wonder do
people think we're terrible? I mean, I don't know if
you say, hey, no, I'm not terrible. I'm a nice guy,
will you That's actually number one on the list, right,
terrible people will say I'm a nice guy.
Speaker 10 (01:44:39):
Totally.
Speaker 30 (01:44:39):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
It's no time for the things only terrible people say?
Do you have a few?
Speaker 15 (01:44:48):
I feel like a lot of people that start with look,
I'm gonna be honest, are about to give you the
biggest lie in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Yeah, do you know who I am?
Speaker 14 (01:45:00):
Stop? Stop?
Speaker 11 (01:45:02):
People do that all the time to get into our
jingle bowl concerts. Do you know who I am?
Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
I'll never forget Harvey Weinstein, of all people, I watched
him pull that backstage. Really oh when the security guards
are trying to get him to move his kids out
of the way, because whoever Beyonce was walking through whatever,
He's like, hello, do you know who I am?
Speaker 15 (01:45:23):
You've already lost When you have to say that because
either they know when they don't care, or they don't
know and they don't care exactly.
Speaker 11 (01:45:29):
You look like a douche.
Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
Because I can.
Speaker 11 (01:45:36):
I will jokingly say that, Well, you say that to
your kids all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Oh, you'd still do that? Yeah, because I.
Speaker 10 (01:45:42):
Said so, my parents do that still.
Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Yeah, you've lost a customer.
Speaker 10 (01:45:49):
Ha ha ha Oh is that is that akin to us?
I'm not listening anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
Yeah. And that's the thing I will tell you right now.
If you say you know what, you've lost a customer,
they are happy to see you go. Yeah, they really are.
Speaker 38 (01:46:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
Okay bye.
Speaker 6 (01:46:05):
Don't we do that.
Speaker 11 (01:46:06):
Don't people say that's that you've lost a listener?
Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Okay bye.
Speaker 6 (01:46:10):
We've talked about this one on the show Do Better,
to do Better, do better. That's a pet person.
Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
You have to do better, the do better person. Is
this the worst of all, the worst creature ever? Yeah? Frog,
I heard a manager of the other day.
Speaker 13 (01:46:24):
I was waiting in line at a customer service, and
the person says, I've been shopping here for forty years,
and the manager goes, let me stop you. We've only business.
We've only been in business for twenty five and if
you've been here that long, you should know the rules.
Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Oh god, the most awful you know?
Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
You do?
Speaker 36 (01:46:44):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
I guess you shouldn't really have to monitor what you say,
because if you're a good person, you're gonna you're not
gonna say these things.
Speaker 14 (01:46:49):
Right yep?
Speaker 15 (01:46:50):
Oh I have some how about men who say, oh,
women just aren't funny, awful, I can't stand.
Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
I used to say that to Danielle all this time. Yeah,
it's horrible, you know, but you know, we were kidding around.
I was, there was there was an argument out years ago, well,
women aren't funny, they're just fun Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:47:07):
That's a lie. Some of the funniest people I know
are women.
Speaker 21 (01:47:10):
In my house.
Speaker 11 (01:47:11):
I'm the fun one and Sheldon's the funny one.
Speaker 20 (01:47:14):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (01:47:15):
And then women who say I just don't get along
with other women. I don't know, they just don't like me.
Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
I wonder why, yeah, so or you know, look, I'm
not racist, but.
Speaker 10 (01:47:30):
Oh yeah, that's a bad one. Too bad one.
Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
Yeah, you know, we're like, really, have you set the
stage with that? God knows, I want to hear what's coming.
Speaker 10 (01:47:40):
Next and racist commentary?
Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
Yeah, Leah Online twenty four. Hi Leah, we're doing okay.
So add to our list of the things only terrible
people say.
Speaker 20 (01:47:52):
You know somebody who is a jerk when they say
no offense, but oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:47:57):
You're about to get offended.
Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
Yeah, I know it's true. I mean, Leah, it's it's
so easy to size a person up, and sometimes we
don't want to start judging people from one one sentence,
but it's hard not to when they say things like that, right.
Speaker 20 (01:48:13):
Yeah, yeah, especially I'm a teacher and that happens all
the time. It's like they want to give you advice,
but they're like, no offense, but oh you teach like garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
Yeah all right, the same as someone just texted this
in I mean this in the best way.
Speaker 10 (01:48:29):
Yeah, but uh yeah, as your friend.
Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
As your friend, I feel the need to tell you
my taxes pay your salary. Yeah, goodbye, Leah, thank you,
you have a safe day. We love our teachers, Thank you.
Speaker 20 (01:48:47):
Love you guys too, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Yeah. So I guess I guess the moral of the
story is, as we just this is just a short
little whatever. It just it's good to sort of maybe
listen to what you're saying, listen to what you're saying
before you say it or as you say it, and
then stop it immediately. Yeah, Nate, what I think this
is on your list.
Speaker 33 (01:49:07):
But when somebody blames their attitude on their zodiac side,
did you say that yet?
Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
I hate that. I'm sorry, I'm a leo. I'm very abrasive.
Speaker 6 (01:49:16):
I'm like, oh, that, there's nothing to do with anything.
Speaker 10 (01:49:19):
Yeah, I might have done that before.
Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
Scary uses it from Brooklyn a lot. Well, you know,
we like to open up the fire hydrants and shoot
water across the street so there's no water pressure. So
if there's a house burning, no, no, it's okay, it'll
burned down because it's summertime. We're hot. I'm from Brooklyn.
That's what we do.
Speaker 6 (01:49:36):
I do end a lot of things by saying that
it's what we do.
Speaker 15 (01:49:39):
How about people who refer to themselves in third person?
They if Scary was talking telling a story about Scary,
that's so weird to me.
Speaker 11 (01:49:47):
That's like a Seinfeld episode. They there was one whole
episode about the guy who, like Danny, likes.
Speaker 34 (01:49:52):
To do this.
Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
Now that's creepy. Or when Governor Cramo in New York,
he said he was very handsy with people because he's
a See that's what you're doing. You're screaming. Now, stop screaming.
Speaker 13 (01:50:07):
Scary.
Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
But we build that from Brooklyn. There's people in Brooklyn going,
I don't scream, I really don't. I'm just all right.
The dogs are getting crazy.
Speaker 14 (01:50:18):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 5 (01:50:19):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap, and.
Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
Today it's from Garrett. What's it all about?
Speaker 28 (01:50:26):
Garrett Kristen's going to play a phone tap on her
husband Tony. Now, Tony's that guy on the block who
loves to deck out his house for the holiday season
with lights, blow up things on in the front lawn,
all over the house, even in the backyard. So I'm
going to start the call to Tony as his brand
new neighbor that lives right behind him, that he hasn't
met yet, let him know I have a little issue
(01:50:46):
with his holiday decor around his house.
Speaker 2 (01:50:48):
Oh good, the new neighbor chiming in, yes, the holiday decorations.
Let's listen in to Garrett's pone tap here we go.
Speaker 28 (01:50:54):
Hello, Hi, is this Tony? Yes, hey Tony Money is
George Feeney. I live right behind you. I just moved
in about three weeks ago. We haven't met yet, so
oh hey, hey doing George. I know this is not
the best way to meet, but I'm having a little
issue and wondering if you could help me.
Speaker 2 (01:51:11):
Out with this.
Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
Yeah, yeah, okay, go ahead. Shoot.
Speaker 28 (01:51:13):
I noticed about three days ago your Christmas stuff went
up in your front and even backyard too. But why
have stuff in the backyard. It's just a little bit
much coming into my house and it's always blinking and
boom boom, and I'm trying to sleep and it's like
boom boom.
Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
I understand, but but you know, get to the stand too.
Speaker 26 (01:51:33):
Is the season?
Speaker 28 (01:51:34):
Can you just maybe tone down the lights or take
down a few in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (01:51:37):
And just I know you new and everything, But I
ask anybody in the neighborhood. Every single year, people come
from all over. I am, like, you know, famous, a
little bit over in the area for this. Okay. You
know I've won awards every year, I get a brize. Okay,
do what I do, bndes or whatever, And you know,
I'm very sorry. You can't sleep. Put a mask over
your face or whatever your eyes, cover your eyes somehow
(01:52:00):
the lights are not going off.
Speaker 28 (01:52:01):
Okay, I was afraid that we're going down this route.
This morning. I went to your house and I took
your blow up, Santa. I took your blow up inflatable, Sanna.
Speaker 4 (01:52:11):
And better not have you better not have?
Speaker 28 (01:52:13):
Yes, yes, even it is sitting in my basement right now.
And if you want to turn down some of your lights,
you can get Santa back.
Speaker 4 (01:52:22):
I listen to me. I get home about six seven o'clock.
That better be back where you found it. Do you
understand me?
Speaker 28 (01:52:27):
I will give it back and put it where I
found it exact place once once the lights get turned off.
Speaker 4 (01:52:33):
No, the lights are not getting turned off. Okay, I
don't get on from you. Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
You want to stand back again a family? You want
to stand to my tents?
Speaker 4 (01:52:45):
Do you understand what that means to me?
Speaker 28 (01:52:47):
You're giving your kids a blow up? Sanna?
Speaker 4 (01:52:49):
Yes, okay, this is any your business?
Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
All right?
Speaker 28 (01:52:53):
Well business, Well, maybe we can work a deal. We're
friends here, we're friends. Deal all right, Well, maybe you
can come over, we'll have some coffee or maybe some tea.
Seemed like a tea guy. We'll talk about this.
Speaker 4 (01:53:07):
How about that for I.
Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
Will deflate Santa right now. I will deflate him and
you will not be able to blow him up again.
Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
I swear I will cut Santa.
Speaker 7 (01:53:19):
I will cut him him.
Speaker 4 (01:53:22):
Show p s.
Speaker 28 (01:53:24):
Make sure your wife is wearing some clothes, because I'm
tired of seeing her walk around naked in the backyard.
She had some orange juice naked the other day.
Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
Whoa lodie do.
Speaker 7 (01:53:33):
Look at me?
Speaker 11 (01:53:34):
No, she does not do that.
Speaker 4 (01:53:35):
First of all, if you disrespect my wife one more time, you're.
Speaker 28 (01:53:39):
Gonna get I am not disrespecting anybody, can you.
Speaker 4 (01:53:42):
I'll beat it.
Speaker 28 (01:53:44):
Chris, I didn't know he was that into Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:53:50):
He's awful.
Speaker 25 (01:53:50):
Oh he's calling me right now.
Speaker 28 (01:53:52):
Let it go to voicemail and freaking out a little
bit more, and then we'll call him right back.
Speaker 4 (01:53:55):
Okay, Hello, hi, honey, with that, Hey, hey, listeners, we're well.
You're right now.
Speaker 11 (01:54:02):
You're home running aaronsonm at the post office.
Speaker 14 (01:54:05):
And then I was gonna go, oh, look.
Speaker 4 (01:54:07):
I forget all it. Go home right now. He should
have gone Houses under attack, But that crazy guy behind.
Speaker 11 (01:54:11):
This our house is under attack.
Speaker 4 (01:54:13):
Yes, she's taking he took sad already, he said, Santa. Yes,
she said, he's so Shanda And he's not gonna give
him back until I dropped the legs of the back
because like keeping him up at night. I don't know whatever,
I don't care. I'm like, what are you having drinks
over here? He's probably even selling break Christmas, That's what
he's He.
Speaker 25 (01:54:28):
Might have a point.
Speaker 14 (01:54:30):
What the backyard life?
Speaker 11 (01:54:32):
If they're too bright?
Speaker 4 (01:54:34):
We're talking about what do you turn it on me?
Speaker 30 (01:54:35):
Now?
Speaker 14 (01:54:35):
Too?
Speaker 4 (01:54:36):
Okay, no thing. But he's telling me that he's looking
at you through the window, drinking orange shoes naked. We
are doing that.
Speaker 25 (01:54:43):
I do it every morning.
Speaker 4 (01:54:46):
I st you're doing What would you do that?
Speaker 11 (01:54:49):
It's got a big um.
Speaker 4 (01:54:52):
I'm so embarrassed these guys. I'm told pulling malaia and
he's making things up and he's telling a minute truth
of this. Put some cloths on it, good juice.
Speaker 7 (01:55:00):
Will you?
Speaker 28 (01:55:01):
Tony, Tony? What hey, Tony? My name is garefrom Elvis
Durant in the Morning show. And you just got phone taps.
Speaker 2 (01:55:09):
Oh my.
Speaker 4 (01:55:13):
Stay I already I'm already got to drive it home
one hour, Tony, what do you want to say to
your wife? Oh yeah, Shana better be home when I
get home.
Speaker 14 (01:55:25):
To Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 32 (01:55:30):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 5 (01:55:34):
The Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Christ Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
So who in your circle is the worst damn driver?
Speaker 16 (01:55:58):
Noman?
Speaker 38 (01:55:59):
Shut up?
Speaker 37 (01:56:01):
It's scary, it's staring.
Speaker 2 (01:56:02):
Gary's sting scary, and then Daniel's number two.
Speaker 6 (01:56:06):
So I'm a diamond.
Speaker 17 (01:56:07):
Come here.
Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
So yesterday we're supposed to meet for lunch, and it
got all twisted because anyways happening. We lost our table
at Odeon. It's a long story. It's okay. We'll find
out the restaurants.
Speaker 6 (01:56:20):
We're good.
Speaker 2 (01:56:21):
We're gonna be okay. But anyway, so Odeon is only
three blocks from where we are, but Scary insists on
getting in his car and driving, yes, and then finding
into the parking space. My point is why don't you walk?
Speaker 16 (01:56:35):
Well, I'll tell you why, because then when we're done
at the restaurant, I can get a quick getaway and
head home.
Speaker 11 (01:56:41):
It's three blocks, it's three blocks plus I only.
Speaker 16 (01:56:44):
Brought a hoodie with me yesterday and I didn't have
a jacket, heavy jacket.
Speaker 27 (01:56:47):
It was cold.
Speaker 6 (01:56:48):
So yeah, I wanted to drive.
Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
So what makes it worse is Scary says Well, I
would to meet you there. I'm just gonna drive and
then all these people are like, who will ride with you?
Speaker 11 (01:57:00):
Annie said thin yesterday, go please don't tell me you're
getting in that car.
Speaker 10 (01:57:02):
Absolutely yesterday I said, I'll get in that car.
Speaker 11 (01:57:04):
It is cold.
Speaker 10 (01:57:06):
Diamond too, Yep, you are feeding the beast. Okay, so
so doing it anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
Nate and I walked to Odeon with Ali and then
you three took the car three blocks to find and
of course you weren't there for a while because you
couldn't find a park.
Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
It's New York City parking.
Speaker 2 (01:57:22):
We've always talked about how scary is driving is the
most god awful driving in the world.
Speaker 10 (01:57:27):
Yeah, it is terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:57:29):
So Diamond finally got to see that yesterday.
Speaker 38 (01:57:32):
I'm not happy about it, but it was an experience,
you know, scary. I think I don't want to talk
too much crap about you because you were nice enough
to give me a ride, right, and I was real.
Speaker 10 (01:57:42):
I have to say that it was cold yesterday.
Speaker 38 (01:57:44):
The wind was whipping.
Speaker 11 (01:57:45):
Loved it, but the wind wasn't the only thing whipping.
Speaker 37 (01:57:48):
Scary was.
Speaker 38 (01:57:49):
And I I'm pretty sure that my neck is a
little tight this morning because of the way that my
head was going back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 2 (01:57:57):
Yes, break, he's getting free.
Speaker 11 (01:58:00):
That's what my mom drives like.
Speaker 2 (01:58:02):
They actually Scary actually puts his left foot on the
brake and his right foot on the gas.
Speaker 19 (01:58:06):
Has to be.
Speaker 37 (01:58:10):
And it's not a stick shift.
Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
And Froggy is like the expert driver on our show.
If you were ever with someone who was driving with
their left foot on the brake and their right foot
on the gas, wouldn't you just want to take a hostage.
Speaker 13 (01:58:21):
I would want to take a hostage. However, it is
Scary's car, and when you get into his car you
are susceptible to how he drives. Yeah, I would, Scary.
I would unlock the driver door, get in and drive away.
Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
Well, and you can be susceptible for how are he drives,
but we he has to be susceptible for us making
fun of his bad driving, Yes, exact, after that, don't
let him.
Speaker 38 (01:58:41):
In right, Well, he won't have to worry about me
being in it again unless it's like two degrees. I mean,
just like you can't get in that car if you're
if you have an empty stomach. Like honestly, if you're
in there that early in the morning, you're whipping around.
By the time you get here in the morning, you're
gonna throw up.
Speaker 34 (01:58:56):
You know.
Speaker 15 (01:58:57):
Don literally said, how do you guys do this in
the morning? How are you okay when you come in?
This explains a lot about all three of you.
Speaker 12 (01:59:04):
I feel bad for you, Scary, because you're nice enough
to do all these things for everybody. Take them here,
bring them here, take them three blocks to the complain,
don't get in the car then.
Speaker 2 (01:59:18):
Okay, Okay. By my point, I'm not trying to say
that Scary needs going to be a better driver. I'm
just saying we all vote that he is the worst driver.
That's all this is.
Speaker 6 (01:59:26):
Can I have a rebuttle here?
Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
You can.
Speaker 16 (01:59:31):
Just saying okay because of where I'm personally, I'm not
saying where he blames don't do it.
Speaker 4 (01:59:36):
Don't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:59:37):
It's just where he says it's because of my upbringing
in Brooklyn that I'm a bad driver.
Speaker 16 (01:59:41):
I grew up in an area of Brooklyn, where you
had to be assertive to get parking spaces.
Speaker 6 (01:59:46):
Now this is Manhattan.
Speaker 16 (01:59:48):
All the bike racks and all the food sheds are
taking up any spot that may be left, and all
the construction people are out there.
Speaker 2 (01:59:53):
So you're driving faster. He's going to open up more spaces.
Speaker 6 (01:59:57):
I don't understand the mat about the hurky jerkiness of
the fore would reverse.
Speaker 11 (02:00:01):
Because I'm like, is that no, No, I have to
leave now.
Speaker 2 (02:00:06):
Okay. So you'll be driving ninety miles an hour down
whatever avenue and then you'll see a little slot between
two cars. You'll work yeah, verse and then you look,
oh there's a fire hydrant. Then forward.
Speaker 15 (02:00:17):
But that's talent, seeing my booth, that talent, Daniel, you
would puke everywhere.
Speaker 14 (02:00:21):
If you were in his car, you would puke.
Speaker 10 (02:00:22):
And you would change your tunes so fast. And here's
the thing, you're right. It is so nice that you
take us places.
Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
It is.
Speaker 10 (02:00:27):
You just have to prepare yourself. Maybe wear a neck brace.
I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 11 (02:00:31):
There was a moment I was sitting.
Speaker 10 (02:00:33):
In the front seat he did the er and I
felt this on the back of the seat because.
Speaker 6 (02:00:37):
I thought it was done.
Speaker 14 (02:00:38):
His body I thought it.
Speaker 6 (02:00:39):
Was a spot and then it was not. I'm like, oh,
no standing anytime, all right, so motomize it.
Speaker 2 (02:00:44):
You are a very sweet person, of very kind soul
for taking people three.
Speaker 10 (02:00:48):
Blocks It ended up being like twenty trying to find
that parking spot.
Speaker 2 (02:00:52):
Well, then we had to leave the exactly we had
to leave because we got kicked off our table. We
had to go find we had to go find it
into the restaurant and we had.
Speaker 11 (02:00:58):
To you know, it was just a day.
Speaker 6 (02:01:00):
It was just one thing you weren't complaining about was
the warmth of my car.
Speaker 37 (02:01:03):
No, it was great. Listen, I loved it.
Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Your car was warm because of the friction of bodies.
We're bumping against the walls and the ceiling. What mate?
What I agree with Froggy and Danielle. If you guys
don't like it, then you you're missing the point.
Speaker 30 (02:01:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:01:21):
No, I get the point. I get the point. But
when you get a free route somewhere, what's the point.
You don't complain at all, Like, you don't say a word.
You're like, all right, I guess what. I didn't get
a free ride. I'm not riding with them. Okay, let
me think about let's talk about this. If it was
a city bus you were on and it was a
hurcey jerky ride, would you go to the driver and say, hey,
you know, you really need to figure this out?
Speaker 14 (02:01:41):
Exactly?
Speaker 10 (02:01:42):
Absolutely, I've done it before.
Speaker 11 (02:01:47):
No, absolutely not. Hey, it's called a review.
Speaker 37 (02:01:50):
People leave reviews on everything.
Speaker 15 (02:01:54):
Okay, not an uber driver where you leave This is
hilarious because I know Danielle bitch up a storm if she.
Speaker 4 (02:02:01):
Was in that car.
Speaker 10 (02:02:02):
Ronnie Roggie would have a heart attack.
Speaker 12 (02:02:05):
Though, if he was giving me a ride and it
was a favor, I would shut my mouth and take
the ride.
Speaker 10 (02:02:11):
That you would.
Speaker 11 (02:02:12):
I'm not taking the ride, I'm telling.
Speaker 28 (02:02:14):
You know, but we're not.
Speaker 2 (02:02:16):
We're not on a ride at Universal Studios.
Speaker 21 (02:02:19):
But they don't get in the car.
Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
That's why I don't said to ride. It's three blocks
first of all. Second of all, don't want to ride. Third,
he's being very kind in taking you all. I'm saying
he's the worst driver, That's all I'm saying. You can
you can know for a full fact that he's the
(02:02:42):
worst driver, But you're still going to get in that
car with get.
Speaker 11 (02:02:44):
You to point, yes, shut up, that's not a question.
Speaker 6 (02:02:48):
It's still an opinion.
Speaker 16 (02:02:49):
It's not a fact that I'm the worst drivers.
Speaker 2 (02:02:53):
The fact it's a fact I have the nice record.
Speaker 6 (02:02:56):
Knock on for mic I have.
Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
Issues so much. Okay, so the question is is who
in your group is the most god awful driver? Have
this conversation.
Speaker 11 (02:03:07):
I think that if he got into.
Speaker 12 (02:03:08):
The spot the way he says he did, I would
be like, dude, that is impressive, because that you're right
in New York City. Unfortunately, sometimes this is how you
gotta drive.
Speaker 11 (02:03:18):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
I've seen scary pillow parallel park. I mean, he is
a little hurky jerky, but boy does he get that
thing in there with inches to spare.
Speaker 15 (02:03:28):
Parallel parking heurkey jerky is one thing, but driving down
a straight road hurky jerky it is a completely different story.
Speaker 14 (02:03:33):
There's just no need for it.
Speaker 2 (02:03:35):
Okay. The second worst driver, of course Danielle because of
her record.
Speaker 11 (02:03:37):
But the third you guys don't even know my record.
Speaker 2 (02:03:41):
Poopheads the third language. The third worst driver is Nate Ooo. Anyway,
because he doesn't focus, I don't. And he'll be nice
enough to pick me up at the apartment and we'll
roll ahead like twenty feet to stop at the stop
light and the lot will be rare. He'll just go
right through it, and the car's like coming right at me.
(02:04:02):
I'm like, my god, I had temporary color blindness. I
think that's a thing. I couldn't tell that that was red. Well,
you know it's a red light because it's the top line. Yeah,
and the bottom line is right, that's of the light.
Speaker 9 (02:04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (02:04:15):
Yeah, that doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
Get it now, so I'll be I'll get in the car. Hey,
good morning morning. How are you doing. I'm doing okay.
Speaker 12 (02:04:27):
I'm playing my mom for my bed driving. I had
one hundred and five fever after I got the COVID vaccination, right,
so my mom is driving me someplace and she's stopping, starting,
stopping starting. I was so sick with the fever, and
I still said, stop the car, get the hell out.
Speaker 6 (02:04:42):
I have to drive.
Speaker 11 (02:04:43):
I cannot drive with you.
Speaker 19 (02:04:44):
She is the worst.
Speaker 30 (02:04:46):
He was giving you a ride your mom.
Speaker 11 (02:04:48):
No she doesn't. Actually, she forgot her suitcase and I
was nice enough to go with her to get it.
Speaker 2 (02:04:52):
So well, bottom line makes the bottom line is we
love scary. If he gives your ride three blocks, great,
it was nice. But as this exture says, maybe you
should take a little drama mine before you go. You see,
sickness can take it. Hey, okay, so have that conversation
with your friends today who in your circle is the
worst driver? And then watch the fun begin.
Speaker 7 (02:05:15):
Hold on, someone's in here, Santa?
Speaker 21 (02:05:17):
Why are you pooping in my house?
Speaker 7 (02:05:20):
To eat lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrhea.
Speaker 14 (02:05:24):
Merry Christmas. The Hall from Elvis ter Ran in the
Morning show.
Speaker 2 (02:05:31):
All Right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, peecee out, everybody.
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