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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm in such a boot.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I'm shooting.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
I'm shooting glitter up my ass.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I've never met this.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
In my life.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
I'm gonna, lady, I want their mother's dead. No, I
want their family dead. I want all their friends dead.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Please, these gays, they're trying to murder me. Elvister ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
We'll get on in here.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Come on in and have a seat now, uncle baby
Elvis as well.

Speaker 7 (00:31):
Oh god, I swear sometimes coming here people act worse
than my children.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Probably. It is Tuesday, April twenty ninth. Yep, hey, when
we have to have that real ID by March or
May seventh.

Speaker 7 (00:50):
Yeah, coming, you're not gonna be able to fly domestically, writer.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well you gotta. You can use your passport. Hey, we
welcome to the day. I'm sorry I'm bringing. It's just
things to think about. Hey, there's Froggy. Good morning Frog,
how you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Help us? I'm good. They're Scatty. There's Danielle. There's Gandhi.
I see pretty sure Sam down there. Good morning, I
see Diamond.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Dive in Diamond, good morning, good.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Morning diamond in Scotty be Hi, Scotty, Hi, good morning.
I saw Garrett he said, it's all that showed up
so far. We have this thing going on where the
coffee makers on our flour are all dead except for hours.
So now we have like a line of people at
our coffee machine.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Have you seen this?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
We should we should sell stuff out there. We should
have a vending table. They sell like sunglasses and things
like the do anyway, welcome to day. Do we be
guest today, Nate? No, not today? Well, Buenos Dias. We
don't start with Madonna or but Cherry. Oh, but Cherry.

(01:55):
You got it.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
This is for Froggy, you crazy bitch.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
A song for a day, all right, Froggy you happy?

Speaker 8 (02:09):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Let's get on going. Let's get on going. Come on now, hello, Chrissy,
good morning. Let me tell you why we are jealous
of you. Chrissy and her fiance Ryan are driving to
Disney from Fort Lauderdale and they're getting married there in
two weeks.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
Ah, that's so awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, and for the record, I'm not jealous about the
getting married part. I'm jealous about the Disney part.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
I'm actually going to Disney next week for the day.
A day at Disney.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Christy, congratulations and.

Speaker 9 (02:44):
Yell you could come to our wedding.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Oh my guys, I would love to come to you.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, we're all come say that. Will there be an
open bar at your wedding?

Speaker 9 (02:54):
Yes? There will?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Color me there, let's go. That's cool. Hey, congratulations. Let
me ask you, so, why did you and Ryan decide
to get married at Disney?

Speaker 9 (03:05):
Honestly, it's cheaper than a lot of other places.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I didn't know that. I don't know much about you.

Speaker 9 (03:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't expect it to be that expensive.
And we tried Key West. We tried all that and
it was so much more expensive.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
And Disney does it all wow, like.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
They did flowers and everything. I also love that you
you had Key West on your list. Do you guys,
you want to get married somewhere fun? That's what it's
all about.

Speaker 7 (03:32):
I have a question. Does Disney let you pick where
you want to get married? Like, if I wanted to
get remarried at the Haunted Mansion, would they let that happen?

Speaker 9 (03:42):
I know you can at the Castle, you could do
pictures at the at the Haunted Mansion.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Daniel wants to get married at the Haunted Mansion. I
want to get married. Uh, it's a small World.

Speaker 10 (03:56):
Room.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh my god, I don't know, don't get starting about
to take hero Well, congratulations Chrissie. So you're going over
there just to kind of set the scene and talk
to the people and get it all arranged and everything
is that. While you're going early, I'm.

Speaker 9 (04:10):
Going up for hair and makeup.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Oh the trial, a trial.

Speaker 9 (04:14):
Of hair and makeup.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yep, there you go.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
Well, congratulations studios and play.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh absolutely, I'm want to get married down the street
at Tower of Terror. You know they're about to rip
that thing out that What didn't I hear Tower of Terror?
They're going to get rid of it?

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Don't say that?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Can you look that up?

Speaker 9 (04:33):
I hope?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
So what do you mean you hope? So that's a great.

Speaker 9 (04:36):
Ride, shod I hate drop.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Right, My life is a drop ride. We love you,
Christy and we're so proud of you and Ryan and
we've got to give you something. What do you have
for this? Well, you got to wear something blue at
your wedding, and I believe one of our Elvis Strade
in the morning shoe hoodies is blue. So we're going
to send that your ways. Yes, exactly, hackensect meridine, Hell,

(04:58):
thank you all right, something borrowed. Well, we're letting you
borrow it.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, ruin it.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
We're ruined it.

Speaker 9 (05:05):
Well, we've gott he going to be mad if you
ruin it.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Scotty, she wants us to ruin it. Okay, okay, sure, okay.
Congratulations the mean old man, the sound of anxiety. Yeah,
we had a hold on Christy. Congratulations, were so excited
for you. Can you imagine getting married at Disney? That
would be fun, so awesome. I'd do anything at Disney. Yeah, anything,
I'd go to Disney, at Disney whatever that means into

(05:28):
the three things we need to know from Gandhi And
let's go on with our day. Gandhi. What's going on?

Speaker 11 (05:31):
Oh, there is a lot of crazy stuff happening. I
don't know if you guys saw this story, but sadly,
four miners have passed away after a car crashed into
a building hosting an after school camp in Chatham, Illinois.
Several other people were also injured. It's unknown if the
crash was intentional, with the driver the only person in
the vehicle. Chatham is located about twenty minutes south of Springfield.

Speaker 7 (05:53):
This is also wild.

Speaker 11 (05:55):
The Navy says a sixty million dollar jet has been
lost at sea. How do you ask it fell overboard
from an aircraft carrier. That's something we would do, look right,
We forgot to strive a downy.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
One's seen our fifty million dollar.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
Jet figure went over somewhere back there.

Speaker 11 (06:09):
In a statement, the Navy said the Fa eighteen E
Super Hornet fighter was under tow in the hangar bay
of the USS Harry S. Truman when the aircraft rolled
off the carrier and sank below the waves. All crew
members are accounted for, with one sailor suffering a minor injury.
And finally some good news. The power mostly back on
in Spain and Portugal, a day after a massive blackout

(06:31):
disrupted life for tens of millions of people. The cause
of the blackout still under investigation, but authorities have ruled
out foul play. Power grid operators said that ninety nine
percent of the power supply has been restored as of
this morning.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
And those are your three things?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Thank you? You ready for your Tuesday?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Okay, Elvis Durand's after party.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, Daniel, he's gonna start if you can go.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
It got topics you'd never hear on the air.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Oh God, get away from Katie.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Listen now on the iHeart Radio app or wherever you
pay your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
It is the Is it called.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Elvister Rand's After Party?

Speaker 7 (07:08):
Ask for it by name Elvister.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
In the Morning Show.

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Speaker 5 (07:32):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
So what did you do last night? Danielle? What'd you
do last night?

Speaker 13 (07:38):
Ago?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
What did I do?

Speaker 7 (07:39):
I cooked dinner, I went for a walk. Watch you
that's brilliant.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
What was I do?

Speaker 8 (07:45):
On the phone to Lisa for about an hour, and
then I talked.

Speaker 13 (07:47):
To the Bow.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
We're planning my trip for next week.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
You'll be quiet, all right, so you stay at home. Yeah,
had a great night. What about you, Gandhi? How was
your night?

Speaker 7 (07:53):
It was great. It was such a beautiful day yesterday.

Speaker 11 (07:55):
I went to the gym, and then Andrew and I
took a long walk and then we went to dinner.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
You go that's nice. Hey, Uh, what about you? Froggy?
What did you do last night?

Speaker 14 (08:04):
Well?

Speaker 8 (08:04):
I watched my dogs fight. They had this new thing
every single night around six thirty. They just they play fight,
but they lasts for hours. I don't understand what the
hell's going on with them?

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Can I say something about that? I was on the
phone with him for that. He blamed his wife for
the dogs fighting. I don't know, that's a possible.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
She was antagonizing it. She kept taking their toy away
from them and putting in somewhere else. She be antagonizing it.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's her fault.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
And then I watched TV.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay, all right, straight eight? Would you do?

Speaker 13 (08:27):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Scary?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
And I and David your business partner. Yes, we had
a date night. We went to see Glenngary Glenn Ross. Wow,
that's the show's getting all the all the hype. Yeah,
Bill Burr, Bob odenkirk Uh, Karan Culkin, Michael McKean. How
was it amazing? Very very very arguably one of the
saddest stories ever. Yeah, lately, it is a sad story.

(08:53):
Oh yeah, okay, but we see the movie.

Speaker 12 (08:55):
Arrypart I didn't see the movie and I didn't know
what to expect going in, and it was a little
to pressing.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
But these guys were so great at their roles. I
can't wait to see the film.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Now you see the film, it'll make you really sad.
So you had a great New York City night, Yeah,
it was great. We did too. It was just a perfect,
beautiful night. Everyone. Everyone was out last night. Everyone was
out going to restaurants. All the outdoor tables were just packed.
People were just pouring out of the restaurants under the
streets and having cocktails and giggling. So we went over
to our favorite, uh, one of our favorite Italian places

(09:25):
called max Over on West Broadway. Oh yeah, love it
because we're friends with the owners and they're just We
sat at the bar and the place was loud, and
the doors were open and the breeze was coming in.
It was just a great night. Alex got his eggplant
parm m that's the best, had a bottle of wine.
It was good. But you gotta go out. You gotta
do things. And you don't know about this as much
as we do, but in South Florida, because when we

(09:48):
go from cold to warmer, that's when we all wake up.
You're you're warm year round in Miami.

Speaker 11 (09:54):
You got it year round, baby, I feel like on
the first good days of spring, it's like a mo
movie after the zombie apocalypse. You just see all these
people stirring from their homes and you're like.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Oh, you're alive.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I know, we have got pale white legs. Yeah, what
did you do last night?

Speaker 7 (10:09):
I went to dinner with Andrew and went to the
gym and walked around.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It was great. It was a great night.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
I think kids are also done with school. I was
telling Elvis this this morning because spring break was a
month later this year, because Easter was a month later, right,
and so the weather was beautiful in our area especially
it was eighties whatever. And now they have to go
back to school and they've had this little taste of summer.
They're like, I'm done with that.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
They're pissed off. Then they went out. Yep, I don't
blame him. Remember when you were younger and summer's lasted
a little longer than they do now.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Now they're just like, he's get out there, have some fun.
Let's do some horoscopes with producer Sam. Who do he
got in line?

Speaker 7 (10:47):
How about Scottie b All right, Scotty.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
What did you do last night?

Speaker 15 (10:50):
I went on a really long evening bike ride. It
was nice because I'm training for another five k that
I'm doing this weekend.

Speaker 14 (10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I know it's different muscles and everyone yells at me,
but I like to ride my bike. Okay, no one's
yelling at you, don't.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Anyone yell at Scotty? Now they will? They will? No
one yelling. No one's yelling.

Speaker 15 (11:05):
All right, all right, let's go a lot of birthdays today.
If you celebrate today, you share it with Willie Nelson,
Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Daniel Day Lewis
h Capricorn. Don't box yourself in a lot of these
obstacles are things you've created yourself. Your day is a
seven a quer Is.

Speaker 16 (11:22):
The best version of you is on the horizon, so
get ready for a new and improved season.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
Your day's a ten.

Speaker 15 (11:27):
Pisce's inspiration can come from anywhere. It may seem strange,
but be ready to accept rather than resist. Your day's
an eight Harry.

Speaker 16 (11:34):
So much of life is consumed by mindsets. Shift your
perspective and your reality will follow. Your day's nine Taurus.

Speaker 15 (11:40):
Don't just be good at one thing, Commit yourself to
learning as much as you can about all that interest
to you. Your day is an eight Gemini.

Speaker 16 (11:47):
Being resistant to change will only delay the inevitable work
on your flexibility.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Your day's a six Cancer.

Speaker 15 (11:53):
It's time to make your voice heard. If you don't
speak up, no one will change anything for you. Your
day is an eight, hey, Leo.

Speaker 16 (12:00):
Helping others is one of your superpowers. Be proud of
your ability to improve those around you.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Your day's a nine Virgo.

Speaker 15 (12:05):
Once you accept that life is constantly testing you, you'll
be able to navigate those challenges better. Your day is
a six Libra.

Speaker 16 (12:12):
Don't lose sight of the journey. You won't enjoy every trail,
but they're all part of getting you to the destination.
Your day's seven Scorpio.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Set the tone.

Speaker 15 (12:20):
If you feel it's off, don't rely on others to
coreact to correct it themselves.

Speaker 16 (12:24):
Your day is a nine, and finally, Sagittarius, the best
way to make growth is jump in head first. Embrace
real change, whether it be scary or exciting. Your day's
a five, and those of your Tuesday morning Morris goes.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I guess I think May seventh is the day that
one hundred and thirty five cardinals will enter the Assistine
Chapel and remain sealed in there until a new pope
is chosen. Conclave it, baby, let's go. And that they
are locked in. They are sealed in, no contact with
the outside world, not allowed to send or receive messages

(12:55):
or read newspapers or magazines or anything. So May seventh
is the day point.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
Are you like, well, let's just do this quick because
we want to have contact with the outside of war
or do they take it very serious?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
They do, and there's well, if you saw the movie Conclave,
if we believe that's exactly how it happens. There's a
lot of political infighting going on.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
I like to think it's like a fight to the death,
like some type of celebrity death matches.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Now, something's going on there, we don't know about it.
And then when the white smoke appears, boila, we should
do more like.

Speaker 11 (13:22):
That, Like what do you mean just deciding things and
not telling anyone how we're deciding, and then you just
release white smoke to let everyone know decision made.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
We do that.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Here, we got smoke, we do.

Speaker 13 (13:34):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
I'm scary.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
I'm making sure that your computer and my computer match.
Do they they do you?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
All right? She asked me if I heard my horoscope,
it's perfect for me. I didn't hear. Leo, what do
they mean by that? When happened?

Speaker 16 (13:48):
Okay, so your horoscope is helping others? Is one of
your superpowers? Be proud of your ability to improve those
around you?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh well, thank you?

Speaker 13 (13:59):
What do you?

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Daniel a very unique contest and Cardi b is a
is in a really good place right now?

Speaker 6 (14:06):
All right?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
That and more on the way with Danielle.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Coming on Elvis duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Is Lady Gaga?

Speaker 5 (14:16):
And you're listening to my friend Elvis Durant and.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh Lady Gaga, I love you too.

Speaker 17 (14:23):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
So Nate was telling us that he and Scary and
my partner David went out for a night out. They
went to see a show and to have dinner with
each other. Shows yet a really good time. It was
a really good time. It was a really good time.
But I think David has achieved a point in his
life where he just talks about people without being aware

(14:48):
that they might be listening. Let me be very clear.
I've known him for hold on Lincoln on the phone
here Hey David, Hi, Hey, wait you You and I
have worked together for how many years? Twenty something?

Speaker 18 (15:04):
Oh my no, we're we're in uh you this two
thirty one.

Speaker 19 (15:10):
This is first year.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
So we've we've been really good friends for thirty one years. Okay,
this is not a new thing, David. You David. You
know he had the word bubble, like if you think
something about someone in close proximity, he'll say it out loud,
so loudly I think they hear it. So this is

(15:32):
not a new thing. There was a guy there last
night and he looked exactly like Uncle Lewis from Christmas Vacation,
the other guy, the two pads, the two pey guy,
and David goes, Hi.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Look, it's like Lewis, I loved you, but it was
so true.

Speaker 10 (16:02):
It was.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
You don't you don't point at some old guy to
say you look like that old probably dead actor from
Christmas Vacation. It's so funny, hard about it.

Speaker 18 (16:16):
Here he goes, is that really him?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
My god? That guy was dead when he played that role.
Go my god. Anyway, So yeah, David, David, he'll hear
a line like someone I go, oh my gosh, that
that that carriage is a bit like a horseshoe. He'll
he'll hit me, don't remember that movie that's from Noah?
And he is mad because David, you can arguably recite

(16:43):
almost every line from every film ever made.

Speaker 19 (16:47):
And I continually get disappointed that most people don't do it.
But I look at it as sort of like a comedian.

Speaker 14 (16:54):
Sometimes.

Speaker 19 (16:54):
I believe a comedian can only play, should only play
to one person, of one person in the audience last,
and the joke was worth it, and if one person
gets the reference, I feel so much better.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
Yeah, what a low bar, David.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
Yes, we can never let David and my dad hang
out because my dad does this thing where just last week,
I went to the grocery store. I did not want
to go to the grocery store with him, but I did,
and we walk in. There was a woman. She was
wearing something that probably not really appropriate for the grocery store.
And he says out loud to me, but she could
hear him. Do you see that? Do you think she

(17:33):
looked in the mirror before she left the house? My dad,
stop talking about people. They can hear you. He's like, well,
if I don't tell her, who's gonna let her know, wow,
he's there.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
But he says what everybody else is thinking.

Speaker 8 (17:50):
Why but maybe he shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
But see the difference is between your dad doing that
and David will then point to that person you you
look like crap.

Speaker 11 (18:04):
Both of my parents can't be taken anywhere. My mom
whispers at the loudest decibel I've ever heard a whisper.
She'll be like, why are they still bail WHARNI whispers
screaming that in my ear. And then my dad likes
to just guess where people are from, which is the
worst thing that you could ever.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Say, like crazy racist thing.

Speaker 11 (18:21):
Absolutely, if we're at any type of Asian restaurant, like
if we're at a Hubati restaurant and the chef is
clearly not Japanese, he'll still be like, so many in Japanese.

Speaker 7 (18:29):
I'm my dad, Please stop guessing people's background, please.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
So David, David, I mean, I don't know what's saying.
It's not entertaining, Oh, it's extremely entertaining. I was not
expecting the volume because David and I have the same
exact sense of humor. But the volume I'm pretty sure
they heard is in the mezzanine.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Is my dad for these reasons.

Speaker 19 (18:56):
It was during intermission and everybody had stood up. The
mirror was a din about the place, so I didn't think,
you know, I needed to whisper it.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
He definitely heard you, pointed at it and said I
loved you in Christmas vacation.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
Knowing the guy's It's.

Speaker 19 (19:17):
Even funnier is when somebody else behind you will hear
you say it, and then they'll laugh, and then it's
all worth it.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Okay, I got the one person, got you got that
one person, all hyped up and ready for ready for it. Oh, David,
we love you. Don't don't, don't change anything fun but won't.
But let's never hang out in public. All right, have
a beautiful day. I'll talk to you later. All the

(19:47):
one and only David kats everyone.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
How loudly he was singing at Barry Madeline was aware, self.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Aware, he was very apologetically. He knew all he knew
all the words.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
If Nate can hear it, it is loud, that's oh
my lord.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Because you're deaf.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Anyway, Yeah, I can't believe I've been with him thirty
one years.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
Wow, Wow, not in that way? What a partner. You
always have to say that.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
This is my partner, but not in that way. Hi, Danielle,
let's get going. What do you what do you have
going on?

Speaker 6 (20:15):
All right?

Speaker 7 (20:16):
So Cardi B has confirmed that she is dating someone new.
We kind of knew it. The rumors were around there.
We saw her with NFL stars Stefan Diggs, but now
it is official. She was talking to her fans on
X and she said she's in a really good spot
right now when it comes to romance. It's been a
couple of weeks. I haven't addressed nothing because it's like,
you know, when you got a gorgeous loving you from

(20:37):
head to toe, you know. And then she you know,
went on to talk about other things. So she is
very happy. So good for Cardi B. So there will
be a special block party edition screening of a Mindcraft movie.
It will be held on Friday, and fans are encouraged
to get loose, laugh out loud, and belt out the

(20:58):
lyrics that you know and love because there's a lot
of songs that people know. Screenings, like I said, will
be held Friday. I guess check your local place for them.
I am probably gonna go ahead and guess they still
don't want you to throw soda at each other and
throw things at each other. But they want you to
have a good time, so you know, when the chicken

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jockey scene happens, just you know, behave yourself.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Please.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, I think they want you not to be.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
No, they don't want you to throw soda on people.
Don't come on, no, no, no, all right, Coach Ella
and Stagecoach. We're a little bit of a warm up
for Shaboozi because he is going on the Great American
Road Show Tour, kicking off September twenty second in Indianapolis.
Twelve dates announced so far, going to Detroit and Philly
and a whole bunch of other places, with wrapping things

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up in Orlando pre sale ten am local time today
and then Friday general general public tickets will go on sale.
Netflix is back with its fan Extravaganza to Dumb twenty
twenty five. I just like I'm saying that it will
be happening May thirty first, at apm Eastern time at
the Kia Forum in Los Angeles for the first time.

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You're actually gonna be able to watch it. They're gonna
air it live on on Netflix instead of YouTube, and
you are going to get lots of stuff, news about
shows coming up, exclusive reveals about titles that you don't
want to miss. You're gonna see some of your favorite
stars from like Emily in Paris and Happy Gilmour two
and Squid Game. Tickets are going to go on sale

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May ninth at one pm Eastern Time if you are interested.
So this is a very interesting championship. Last Sunday, seventy
people from thirteen countries competed in the fifth annual European
Seagulls Screeching Championship. Yeah everybody. Contestants were judged not just

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by their vocals, but by their goal like movement and costumes.
The organizer explained, I want to make seagulls sexy again.
They deserve to have a positive image.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
The winner in the out let's be honest, seagulls. They
steal my French fries and fly around and crap on everyone.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
Oh my mom can't stand the pa. The winner in
the adult category covered her hair with a latext cap,
painted her lips yellow, and wore a white feather boa.
So you really committed, Yes, she was committed. Tonight, what
are we watching President Trump? The first one hundred days?
The interview in the Oval office. You also have the
series premiere of poly Family. You have wear whatever the
hef you want on Amazon. That's the series premiere there

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and tonight's schedule also give you the cleaning lady. I
think the only person in here that still watches that
is funny, and that is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Thank you, Danielle.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
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But Scott says, now, I refuse to let these injuries
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Speaker 5 (25:36):
Guys so much This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Another New York City moment. Look at this. Oh my gosh,
I love smoked salmon. I'm not saying I like smoking
a salmon. I like it pre smoked. This is good
to talk about. Mark and Linda from House of Bagels
in beautiful Verona, New Jersey. In a few minutes, give

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them time to get down to the car. Uh yeah,
this is like the spread with all the bagels and the.

Speaker 14 (26:13):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
How do you do? How you doing? How are you feeling?
How's everyone doing? Should we do like a little good
a welfare check? Okay, we're doing okay, so.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Far, so good.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Yeah, it's supposed to be a beautiful day. I'm excited
about that. And we have breakfast. What else do we need?

Speaker 10 (26:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
We have each other, yes, and each other that yeah,
feeling good, Froggy, are feeling good?

Speaker 6 (26:33):
You're good?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (26:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:35):
All good?

Speaker 8 (26:36):
No, no no complaints at all?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Mmm, that doesn't That wasn't very convend Oh really, I
I really.

Speaker 8 (26:41):
I don't have a single complaint about anything right now.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
That's good nothing.

Speaker 11 (26:46):
I feel like we should sit back and enjoy those
moments when you're like, oh, there's nothing to complain about
right now, that's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, okay, well scary scary. Why you mad? Because I
got to get back on the horse today and go
back to the gym.

Speaker 12 (26:57):
I haven't been there in two weeks, and that's the
worst feeling in the world, because you get into a
rhythm and then then you take a break. And now
I took the break, and now it's two weeks later.
I'm like, oh, it's so it's like the first day.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I'll be there with you. I'll be there right across
the room watching you watch it. We can watch each
other struggle, struggle.

Speaker 11 (27:14):
I became the person that I always questioned over vacation.
I worked out on vacation. I always wonder, who are
the people that go to the gym on vacation? And
then I went and I saw them all, and I
realized I was one of them, and I was disgusted.

Speaker 7 (27:27):
No, No, that's awesome, disgusting.

Speaker 10 (27:30):
I know.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
You know what, You can go on vacation and totally
totally just blow it. You can just drink and eat
and you know, sleep late and not really get anything done.
Or you can get up you know, maybe if you're
near an ocean as you were in Miami, and you
can go out and go for walks. You can eat better.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
Yeah, you work out so you can eat worse.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, I don't know. I can either do one or
the other. I can't do both. You can't do either way.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
But also it just gives me more energy. It truly does.

Speaker 11 (27:56):
If we were able to wake up and work out
before we came in here in the morning, a.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Totally different ball.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yep, you know, I'm reading the story. I was reading
a story in the New York Post this morning about
this couple that bought this house somewhere in Washington State
and they were going through the kitchen one night, and
they're like looking at ways they could reconfigure the kitchen
and put new shelves in it, whatever, and they found
this little note folded up tightly and sort of hidden

(28:23):
out of eye view, and they pulled it out and
read it. They opened it up and it says, don't
look under the floor.

Speaker 7 (28:31):
Oh, of course that makes you want to look under
the floor. Whoever did that is hilarious?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Are you sure? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (28:39):
Because there's either there is something under there, which is
really funny to leave a note not to look, or
there's nothing and that's hilarious because you know people are
gonna rip up their floor yep, for no reason.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I wonder how many people have moved into a home
and found little mysterious things that were really a problematic
thing or a joke like that, Yeah, don't look under
the floor. It also had a series of numbers on there,
and they went crazy trying to figure out what the
numbers mean. They rent it through the computer and they
can't figure that part out. But don't look under the

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floor was a message. So the question is, well, should
they look under the floor? Yes, when they get there,
will there be a note saying, ah, gotcha?

Speaker 11 (29:17):
Exactly, because if you really cared, you would just tell
someone what was under the floor, and not a note
if there's a dead body out of the floor.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
No, I want to know.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Well, you know, there's this big thing going around in
the renovation world home renovation where families would be redoing
their kitchen and they'll find like one little corner between
the shelves and things that they can pack in and
put walls in front of. They would take a fake
like skeleton and hang it in thereous and then you know,

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and then totally cover it up with sheet rock or whatever.
So one day, maybe one hundred years later, someone's going
to come in and renovate this kitchen. They open up,
there's a skeleton hanging in that.

Speaker 11 (29:54):
We rented at Airbnb ones and went into the basement,
which looked incredibly shady, and there was a dust mirror
and it was just with like fingerprint written run.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I love that, you know, but do how many people
do move into a home and they find some things
that are really frightening, especially these old houses. You never
know what's in there. What's up? Nate? I was watching
forensic Files and of course you were, yes, I was
watching forensic Files, and this guy murdered his wife I
believe put her in an oil drum and put her

(30:29):
in the cross space. Well, he moved, that oil drum
remained there. How do you forget about your wife and
an oil drum? The oil drumm remained there. Three different
people bought and sold the house until the fourth person
bought it and said, what's this oil drum doing sitting here?
Open it? There was a body in there. All these
other people were just like, it's too big to move.
I will just leave it there. It's been there the

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whole time. She was problematic when she was alive, and
she's still a drag now that she's in the oil barrel.
I don't know, but I'm sure there's a billion in
one stories of people finding things and maybe having to
call the authorities.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
Have you ever found anything of ghosts and stuff?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I've found notes, we found old articles clipped out of newspapers.
We found old like little drug bottles from my man,
I mean, from old old pharmacies from the nineteen early
nineteen hundreds. But nothing you know that is worthy of
you know, the crime unit coming out. But after I move,
who knows?

Speaker 11 (31:29):
You should be a treasure for someone. Okay, some type
of treasure.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Who are you calling over there, Nate? What are you doing?
Somebody found seventies pornos tucked in a corner of their basement.
Oh that'd be Scotty Bee. Yeah for sure, Scotty b Yeah.
Now if how much porn do you have up in
your attic? I got rid of most of it, But
there's a few VHS tapes in the rafters that somebody
will find one day.

Speaker 7 (31:51):
You put them there on purpose, finds them.

Speaker 14 (31:53):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Well, I told you about the marijuana I found in
my house. When I rented in Montclair, Oh, New Jersey.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
This big, huge old house, massive house. Right up in
the rafters there was a like almost a pillowcase full
of pot marijuana. Who And I was like, who lived
here before me? And it was like one of the
members of Cool in the game.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
Oh yes, it's late night. Did you want to?

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Did you use it?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
All smoked?

Speaker 10 (32:22):
It?

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Does that stuff go bad?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I don't know they did this one didn't.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
They can try out. It just smokes faster.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
It's okay, it just smokes faster. But it had seeds,
so it was the cheap stock.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
It goes fast. It smokes faster. So you take one.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
It's really dry.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
The whole the whole thing goes away.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Which it's really dry. If it's if it's new, it's
you know, it's it's moist.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
Now you do a cartoon.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, are you still trying to call people? Oh my god,
there's so many they're texting in right now. You have
time to have time to sit here and wait. I
gotta try and get one. I want you to hear
how Nate vets them to make sure they're okay for.

Speaker 7 (33:00):
Oh he flirts with them.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Somebody answers, send me a picture and then he'll go
when he when he knows what we can't he Hey,
how you doings? Hey, it's Nate from Office Gran in
the Morning Show. I got your text. Hey, Hey, we'd
love to put you in the air. What's your name? Hey, Joanna?
I love your text? Team tell of us all about it?
Can you ask? You have to ask her if she
wants to go in there? Do you want to go

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in the air? You want to go in the air? Right?

Speaker 13 (33:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Perfect?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Hang on for me, Joanna, Hang on, Joanna, Joanna, see
and I'll go. Oh, I'll pick up Joanna here on
line nineteen. Hello Joanna, Hello, how are you?

Speaker 14 (33:39):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Hello lady? Did you enjoy your conversation with Nate. He's
a little a little animated, kind of tweaked up loak.

Speaker 14 (33:46):
Oh, we love me?

Speaker 9 (33:47):
Yes, yeah, I love all you guys.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Well, thank you. So what did you find in your house?

Speaker 13 (33:53):
So when we moved in, we found an old camera. Thus,
the old camera tucked into the ceiling in our basement.
We keep saying we want to get it developed, but
we're nervous.

Speaker 18 (34:02):
What we're going to find.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, well, no, you've got to do it me. Do
they still develop old film? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (34:08):
Yeah, there's a.

Speaker 13 (34:09):
Place near us that I think would do it. But
we said we're either going to end up solving a
murder or find really nasty picture that we don't want
to see.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
I think both of those are really great things to.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
I'd wait till Christmas.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
Yeah, I think when you drop off the pictures to
be developed, you have to explain where.

Speaker 9 (34:27):
They I think that's what it is.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
It's like a murder.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
You know, you don't want to get you blame for it.

Speaker 14 (34:32):
Do it right?

Speaker 17 (34:34):
I would know.

Speaker 13 (34:34):
My friend keeps saying, still do it for me. I
just don't want to have to explain anything to anyone.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I wouldn't be able to live another moment without knowing
what's on that.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Yes, I know for sure.

Speaker 13 (34:44):
Well, when I do it, I'll be sure to call
you guys.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, we won't exclusive rights like the Pruder film, and
it proves who actually killed JFK. You don't know that,
you just don't know.

Speaker 17 (34:54):
It could be.

Speaker 13 (34:55):
Yes, it's very old looking.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah all right, Well, thank you so much, and thank
you for putting it with Nate when he called you.

Speaker 13 (35:03):
Of course, I love you guys, A beautiful day.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
I look at all these texts. We took down a
drop ceiling in our basement and found dirty tidy whities
and an old colt.

Speaker 17 (35:12):
Wow, what is this?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Eighteen sean Hi, Sean, Hello, everybody, what's happening? Well, well,
I don't know. We're talking about weird stuff you find
in the house. What did you find in the old
house you were living in?

Speaker 18 (35:26):
So I renovated a nineteen forty five cape years ago,
and when we took the walls down to do some remodeling,
there was an entire deck of nude playing cards from
the forties.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
The nineteen forty Oh my god, yeah, that's before they
shaved their bush.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
They're down on their knees with their hands behind their
heads as they look.

Speaker 17 (35:47):
It was.

Speaker 18 (35:49):
Things you could never picture people posing for in ways
they were posing in the nineteen forties, like it ruined
the entire image you have with your grandparents.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Well, well see that's the thing we forget that. You know,
people were actually you know, a bunch of pervs way
before we were around. For sure, we didn't invent that.

Speaker 18 (36:08):
Right now, you saw this plane deck?

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Yike?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Well, so what did I love the word. Yikes, hey,
what did you do with it? Sean?

Speaker 14 (36:15):
So we kept it for a.

Speaker 18 (36:16):
Little while for just for conversation purposes and whatever. And
honestly it's been so long now, I don't know what
happened to it, but it was. It was a wild
little thing that we found.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I love that. And I'll let's let you know, let's
raise our glasses to all those pervs the nineteenies. Thank
you so much.

Speaker 18 (36:32):
I just want to say, you guys gave me a
cruise last year and we just took it in February,
just past February to the Virgin Island.

Speaker 19 (36:38):
That was amazing.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah, wow, so free Norwegian Cruise Line, they're the best encore.

Speaker 14 (36:44):
Baby.

Speaker 18 (36:45):
We went to Saint Thomas, Tortola, all the good spots.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Good for you got him jealous. You found that on
nineteen forties nude playing cards and you went on a cruise.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
You was magical.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
What that did you take him on?

Speaker 6 (36:59):
The cruise?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Lost a deck.

Speaker 18 (37:01):
I should have taken him on the cruise because I
was supposed to go with my wife and she didn't
end up being able to go, so I want with
my best friend and it was just him and I
pounding around, and that would have been a weird conversation piece.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
To have with us that's on that trip. Yeah for sure.
Well listen, thank you so much, Seawan. You go have
a great day. Thank you, thank you for listening.

Speaker 18 (37:17):
Thank you guys, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
God, you should see all the text coming through. It's insane.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
One person said that they saw a bloodstain or a
stain that hadn't been cleaned up, and they moved the
bookshelf and they found out that a woman had been
murdered there and they just never cleaned up.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Oh no, you got you gotta move the couch and
the bookshelf. All right, well there you have it. You know,
feel free to text us. We'll we'll sit there and
enjoy your texts as we, I guess get into what
we're doing next, like the three things we need to
know from Gandhi. We do have a free crap phone
table on the way. We haven't even started looking for cramp.
Is it scary?

Speaker 6 (37:49):
Scary?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
That was your assignment?

Speaker 6 (37:51):
That was your crap? Ready to go?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Where is it?

Speaker 17 (37:54):
Well?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Where is I have some things? Okay, this sounds just
this sounds sitting okay, Well, well you didn't bring your door.
So we're good. Well, we'll find crad Well, we have
a free crap phone type.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Of emergency stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
No scared, We don't want your emergency stuff. But it's
gonna be lame.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
He has emergency crew.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
We're okay, let's we gotta move on. Let's all just
calm down already, let's do it. Oh before we get going,
Oh my god, Well, okay, have you right. In a
few minutes, we've got to talk about our friends who
delivered the most incredible, incredible spread. Oh it was so
beautiful from the House of Bagels in Verona, New Jersey.
We'll get into that in a minute. All right, gandhi,
Three things? What's up?

Speaker 7 (38:33):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (38:33):
Flight schedules have returned to normal at Newark Liberty International
Airport the day after delays that were caused by a
groundstop issued by the FAA. The equipment problems that caused
the travel issues originated at the FAA Airspace Operation Center
in Philadelphia, which oversees Newark's airspace. The FAA says those
equipment issues were fixed, but a shortage of air traffic

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controllers in Philadelphia hampered later schedules.

Speaker 7 (38:57):
All Right, we have said this before.

Speaker 11 (38:59):
But we're gonna say again, watch how much you use
chat GPT because the energy that it uses to power
chat gbt is massive. Sam Altman, the CEO of Open Ai,
which is the company that owns chat GPT, claims that
using please and thank you costs millions of dollars in
electric bills.

Speaker 10 (39:18):
His.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yes, that's insane.

Speaker 7 (39:20):
It is insane.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
We're kind of trained to say thank you and please, right,
But those those those few characters in those letters and
those words takes up all this energy.

Speaker 11 (39:29):
Yeah, every time you ask it a question or have
a conversation with chat GPT, you are using massive, massive
amounts of energy. This response was in reference to the
fact that questions on generative AI platforms use that amount
of electricity, and additional words require additional computation.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
A single question in.

Speaker 11 (39:45):
Chat GPT uses enough energy to power a light bulb
for about twenty minutes, just one question twenty minutes, and it.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
Always asks who do you want me to ask chat
gpg this question? I guess we should say no, save
the planet.

Speaker 13 (39:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (39:58):
And finally, today is National Fentanyl Awareness Day, first observed
four years ago by parents who lost their loved ones
due to drug overdoses. The goal is to remind people
of the many deaths each year caused by fentyl and
to spread the word about in the lock zone, a
medication that can reverse an opioid overdose. Progress has been
made on bringing down the number of overdose deaths in

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recent years, but fentanyl is still the number one killer.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
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Speaker 11 (40:26):
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Speaker 5 (40:52):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Hey, so not that.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Long ago, and I was reading over the text messages
coming through. You know you can text us if be wanted,
and I received a text. We received a text from
someone saying, Hey, we have this really great bagel store
out in Verona, New Jersey. We'd love to bring you bagels.
I'm thinking, oh my gosh, that's so nice. Then I'm thinking,
you know, we're in the middle of the city. They're
all the way out there in Verona, New Jersey. It

(41:16):
really isn't that far of a dry but you know,
rush hour this or whatever. But I said, hey, connect
with Andrew and let's see what happened. So Linda, Linda
was the one who texted us and Mark. They She
and Mark own the House of Bagels. It's on Bloomfield
Avenue in beautiful Verona, New Jersey. So this morning totally
surprised to me. You guys knew they show up with

(41:38):
mountains of stuff. It looks so pretty gorgeous. I mean
every smear you can think of, all these bagels, I mean,
some coffee and some milk to go in the coffee,
and everything fruit, all of the Tremont like.

Speaker 12 (41:54):
The tomatoes, and they say it again, Tremont. Anyway, it
goes with the stuff that goes with it.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
Don't forget that French toast bagel with the powdered show.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Anyway, It's just amazing. So they're a great example of
people who are succeeding because they had a dream. They
used to drive by this place all the time.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Right, They had coffee there, they sat and ate there.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
They enjoy the bagels in the Atremont anyway, And so
he just Mark said, Hey, I want to buy your place.
They said, okay, you bought it. Now they're running it now,
they're driving bagels into New York City. They're on the
radio and it's it's it's good for them. They're very sweet,
very very nice. She's a great hugger. Yeah, it wasn't
until I came here that I actually had a good bagel.

(42:39):
And that is a great bagel. It is because in
California you get lenders or something. Well, you know, the
argument is on now there are bagelries out in California.
They say that are better. Better. Sometimes in some New.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
York bagel an' water too, Like, isn't the water?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
They say that it's the process.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
You have to you have to put them in the
water to boil them first, and then you bake them.
You don't just make a bagel.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Oh my god, you have raw onion on your breath.
Oh my god, the onion is it's from.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Some say it's the water. Some say it's how you
I'm sure it's the process of many things you do fantastic.
Our friend who has the best pizza dough in the world,
he says, it's the humidity outside. You have to adjust
as you prepare your dough because of the humidity. Altitude
plays a part too. I've gotten to Oh yeah, in
bread rising. This is you know, this conversation would right

(43:35):
off the right off the deep end.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
Sounds like someone has whistley bugger too.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I heard it.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
I heard it, so it can't be me.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
I'm stuffy.

Speaker 7 (43:47):
All now goes away.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I just blew. You can't blame me.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
How long do we do that?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Until I had one the other day that was so
sharp and so whistly you could hear it from across
the gymnasy. It was just so sharp and so whistled.

Speaker 8 (44:11):
He's so proud he's officiated in basketball game with your whistling.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yes, I could have. If I breathed out, they would
have stopped play on the field.

Speaker 7 (44:21):
Oh boy, I saw me. Who gives to go slowly?

Speaker 10 (44:29):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (44:29):
I heard it.

Speaker 7 (44:30):
I just heard it again.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Yeah, I want to hear it.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
I heard a little bit. Well, you know, you probably
re arranged it.

Speaker 7 (44:44):
I rearranged it. That's so satisfying to figure out who
it is. That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
This is the dumbest thing we've ever done, maybe the
most interesting, though. Do we have some crap together for
the free Crap phone Assemble? Some crap yesterday was good crab?
Is this like crappy crap today? Don't talk too close
to me? Yes, think you did?

Speaker 7 (45:06):
He put more nasty smelling stuff in his mouth in
the past ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Look, I love raw onion. Raw onion is great with everything.
But you know, just sit next to scary as he's
exhalient on my face.

Speaker 7 (45:18):
If you have to be around people and you have
to talk a lot, you probably shouldn't be shoving that
in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
No, No, it's good. Just don't get near me.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
What drives me nuts?

Speaker 10 (45:25):
What?

Speaker 11 (45:26):
So, whenever there are past appetizers at any function, there's.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
A lot of like seafood on there.

Speaker 11 (45:32):
There'll be a little shrimp or some type of tuna,
and it's great except for the fact that that's when
you're supposed to mix and mingle, and you jam all
the seafood into your mouth and then you're breathing in
people's faces.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
It just seems very counterintuitive.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
They should think that through even though we like stinky foods,
I love it.

Speaker 11 (45:48):
But I just don't want to eat it and then
talk to people at a cocktail hour.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
It makes me so sad.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
I just right there we go.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Onion, Lucky you, Elvis Lucky, I love tune, I love
roying yep, not bit Scary's mouth.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
So we do have a free crap phone tap coming out.

Speaker 10 (46:11):
The Mercedes Benz Interview lounge.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Bena White right here, Thank you, thank you your TV royalty.

Speaker 17 (46:19):
Oh that's so sweet of you.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Is an embarrassing to hear that?

Speaker 5 (46:21):
No, are you kidding?

Speaker 7 (46:22):
After forty two years, I love hearing that.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
That feeling of owning your first Mercedes Benz is hard
to believe, but it's real. From the leather stitching to
the iconic design, every element of a Mercedes lives up
to its reputation. See for yourself at your local dealer
offers our waiting.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Elvis DA ran in the morning show the free craft
phone tap.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Oh yeah, it is no free money this week, but
we've got free crat Yeah with a free crap phone tap.
So so scary. Where'd you go up? Where'd you go?
With stealing? Pillaging?

Speaker 12 (47:00):
Some of it's from my house others from my desk,
things that have accrued over the course of time.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Tell me what we have on the pile of free crap.
We're giving away with a free crap protat well.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Sorry, Nate.

Speaker 12 (47:10):
Nate gifted me this Rock'm sock them robots for Christmas.
This is I know, but it's unopened and I want
to regift it to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
It needs a better home. Oh my god, go go
breathe on Nate. I want you to smell what I'm smelling.
Its tuna and raw onions. Breathe on Dana, I mean Danielle.
Oh my god, it's it's so it is so foul.

Speaker 7 (47:43):
They just leaned into his mouth with the hot breath
and breathed in.

Speaker 8 (47:46):
Oh Lord.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
I also.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
God, moving right along. Okay, So okay, so far rock
em sock them robots. Okay.

Speaker 12 (47:56):
I also have this is a limited edestion cow Bell.
This is the cow bell you here in the morning.
You know what always says more cow bell. We're gonna
give you one.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
This is limited edition. This is one of two. Okay,
so there's that. Also a pair.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
One of two is one of two. This is like
a mass producer.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
One.

Speaker 12 (48:16):
I have another one her hare that stays with me.
Also a pair of Reese's Puffs socks. They look like
Reese's pops. Okay, great, those are nice.

Speaker 14 (48:25):
I like that.

Speaker 12 (48:25):
They are also a Brooklyn Boys Podcast bottle opener handmade.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
That's a limited edition thing.

Speaker 12 (48:32):
How about the Z one hundred jingle Ball zine from
the year two thousand featuring Ricky Martin, Britney Spears, Start
I Blind, ninety eighth Degrees, bar Nicol Ladies, Mandy Moore,
Nine Days, baham Men, Maya Son by four, Jessica Simpson
and Evan and Jarren.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Wow, we always liked Evan never Jared.

Speaker 7 (48:47):
By the way, did a fan make you that bottle opener?

Speaker 17 (48:49):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (48:49):
And you're giving it away else going gotta keep some
digestive supplements brand new from ya day where this way
you could increase, increase and improve your butt gyome, your
gut biome.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
It comes with its own toilet bowl and you open
it up and it says this.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
It talks to you.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
You just lifted the lid on your best your.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Ever, something like okay, great, all right, thank you, okay, okay,
can we move on? Really should we be giving away
things like that? Okay, all right, so you can win
all that stuff. The zine magazine from Z one hundred,
jingle Ball featuring Ricky Martin Britain, Spirits by Nber. Also
the limited edition barrels, the Reese's Puffs socks. These are cool,

(49:33):
I say, I wouldn't mind keep your nose, the homemade
Brooklyn Boys bottle opener, which is made by a listener.
And stuff that helps your butt gyome, I mean gut
and the gut biome uh from yay Day. We love
yay Day, by the way, and of course the Rockham
Sockham Robots, a gift from Nate. It's scary if you
if you win it all, if you win it all, wow,

(49:54):
you got to pay taxes on an show. We call
it eight hundred to win them eight hundred and two
four to two zero one hundred. All right, here you
go your free crap. Phone tap.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durande, Elvis Duran, phone.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Tapped, Garrett, did today's phone tap? The letter coming in,
says dear Elvis Duran. Recently, I went on vacation with
my friend and my mom paid for our hotel room
with her credit card. She told us to have hey
a great time, but don't charge any room service to
the car. I want to get a call from our
hotel saying we racked up major room service mini bar bill.

(50:30):
Mom will be so mad at me. Thank you so much.
This comes to us from Danielle. How come girls named
Danielle are so evil?

Speaker 7 (50:35):
I don't know why?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Are we? All right?

Speaker 13 (50:36):
Well?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Garrett is going to start the call as a representative
from the hotel, and then Danielle takes over and talks
to her mom on today's phone tap. Let's listen in,
shall we?

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Hello?

Speaker 20 (50:48):
Hello, Lise, mom's barrowlease? Yes, this is Eric dan Pierre
from Larder del Florida.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Hi, how are you pretty good? Pretty good?

Speaker 20 (50:57):
I'm just reviewing some bills that we were catching up
on and notice that we are missing some charges that
were made. Okay, we are looking at access to the
mini bar with some roasted nuts, two bottles of Corona,
one bottle of crystall, and also room service charges for
some chocolate mouse cake, grilled cheese sandwiches, and a few

(51:22):
Belgian waffles, and two phone calls to California throughout the stadia.

Speaker 21 (51:28):
Yes, that doesn't we don't know anyone in California.

Speaker 20 (51:31):
Whether you do, whether you don't know, that's for you
to decide. But I'm just letting you know about the
bill is extensive from this How much is it? Four
hundred and fifty dollars?

Speaker 21 (51:40):
Four hundred and fifty dollars? Can you send me before
you charge my cook? Can you send me an itemized
because I wasn't there, so I want to verify the charges.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Sure, I'll get that right out to you.

Speaker 21 (51:50):
Okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
All right, have a nice day, thank you, bye bye bye, Danielle. Yeah,
all right, Now I'm.

Speaker 22 (51:55):
Really going to call my clphone right now.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Just call me, hello, Mom, stang out.

Speaker 21 (52:03):
I just received a phone call from some guy into
the hotel in Florida saying that you charged up a
whole bunch of charges on our phone on our charge card.

Speaker 12 (52:11):
Is that true?

Speaker 22 (52:12):
I mean, I don't think so. Like whatever we took,
like Alice told me, I was included with the room.

Speaker 21 (52:16):
Why would no, it's not included. Why would it be
included with the room, Danielle, A bottle of two beers,
a bottle of crystal. Telephone call to California.

Speaker 22 (52:26):
Well, I got we gotta excited it because they weren't
carting us if we took it, and we're not twenty one.

Speaker 21 (52:31):
Ye A bottle of croistal five hundred dollars. And I
told you this. I am taking away that credit card,
I am taking away the car. This is five hundred
dollars worth. And who did you call in California?

Speaker 22 (52:44):
I didn't call anybody.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
Maybe Alli did?

Speaker 21 (52:47):
Why would you? I told her not to use anything
to the room.

Speaker 22 (52:50):
I didn't know that they judged phone calls.

Speaker 21 (52:52):
Waffle's room service. Why do I tell mew he's gonna
have a It's just so irresponsible.

Speaker 22 (52:58):
I thought stuff in the minibar was included in the
room because it was there when we got there.

Speaker 21 (53:01):
I told you don't. I specifically said, don't even take
a ship five hundred dollars. How am I supposed to
pay that? Well, I wn't. You're supposed to pay it.
You gotta be getting me, Mom, I no, not, Mom, Danielle,
don't not momy.

Speaker 22 (53:17):
I didn't know that that gets charged your credit card.

Speaker 17 (53:20):
I told you.

Speaker 21 (53:21):
And of course, what do you think? This is freebee Land?
Whose kind of world were you living in?

Speaker 22 (53:26):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 21 (53:27):
And California, between the two, you all call Ali's mother,
I am not paying for this.

Speaker 22 (53:33):
Well, I'll tell her. I'm sure she'll pay for half
of the room service, but that's I'm not paying for
the other.

Speaker 21 (53:39):
This is ridiculous. This is wrong on so many levels.
I can't even tell you.

Speaker 22 (53:43):
I don't think we ordered that much. I think they
made a mistake.

Speaker 21 (53:46):
Well, they send me to and and and THO. It
was one thing, but a bottle of cuistade.

Speaker 13 (53:51):
We didn't know what it was.

Speaker 21 (53:53):
We just you don't know what it was, you know,
bottle of cristale. You didn't ask how much it.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
Was, mom.

Speaker 22 (53:58):
We just thought, oh, that sounds good, that sounds good.

Speaker 21 (54:01):
Oh yeah, but top of the line champagne, that sounds good.
We drink carbell in this half and you and you're
ordering you that's what tough daddy drinks?

Speaker 17 (54:09):
Now?

Speaker 14 (54:10):
What are j lo?

Speaker 17 (54:11):
Now?

Speaker 21 (54:12):
I'm I can't even talk to you right.

Speaker 22 (54:13):
And we were excited, we were getting drinks about being carded.

Speaker 17 (54:17):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 21 (54:18):
Excited, Danielle, I'm excited. Does that mean I to go
out and buy Alexis? No, when we have Alexis, wait
till Ali's mother sees this bill matter?

Speaker 22 (54:27):
Do you want to pose trouble?

Speaker 21 (54:28):
Why should I get all the oddda. This is like
so irresponsible and immature. This is like the the be
all of end all.

Speaker 8 (54:36):
Anyway, I gotta go, Wait bomb, don't go.

Speaker 20 (54:38):
I still need to tell you. This is Garret from
Elvis Turing in the Morning Show. And you just got
phone tapped.

Speaker 21 (54:43):
What I love you, Daniel, don't you dare come home tonight?

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Elvis Dana's phone tap?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Oh my god, what a fun family to hang out with.

Speaker 17 (54:57):
You get it?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
There, you have it. You're a free crap phone tap.
Let's go give that crap away. The Cole is here,
Hen Cole, Hi, good morning, Well, good morning. You're calling
one hundred. You just want a big pile of crap
for you.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
Oh I'm so excited, are you really?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I mean there's a lot of stuff. The welcome sock
and robots. I believe is that that's that's that's the.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
Treasures for me.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Oh yeah, let me tell you those socks. Everyone wants
those puff socks.

Speaker 9 (55:25):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah, the socks. Really a lot of people were texting
and they wanted to win because of the socks. Yes,
look at these socks. I wasn't gonna give these up,
but for you I will the Reese's Puffs socks. Look
at these, they're nice.

Speaker 9 (55:39):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
If you wear a lot of oranges and browns, you'll
fit right in.

Speaker 17 (55:43):
Well.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Look, thank you so much, Nicole. Have a great day,
and thanks for listening to I wish you would have won.
I wish you would have won on a money day
where you won a thousand dollars instead.

Speaker 9 (55:51):
Yeah, that'd be nice. But you know what, I'll take
the free crap.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
All right, free crap all the way, Thank you, Nicole.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Em all right.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Oh you're ringing the Cole's bell though another free crap
phone tap tomorrow. Now, whose assignment is it to get
crap for tomorrow? I guess I could. I could get
some stuff in my office. I got lots of crap
in my office and lots You know me, I'm a hoarder.
I don't like to get rid of stuff. So it's
gonna be a very very emotional day for me. Oh,
what do you have coming up, Danielle?

Speaker 7 (56:18):
We are going to talk about, Oh imagine passing a
kidney stone while on a flight. That just happened to somebody.
So we'll talk about that and Jack Black sets a
new record.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Wait, a minute passing a kidney stone on a flight.
Is this like a celebrity or something? Okay, why are
you doing the story?

Speaker 7 (56:36):
It's just a normal person a celebrity right now?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Okay, now we need to stick around and listen to that.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Hey, wake me up the Morning Show?

Speaker 14 (56:43):
Are we on live?

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Big news? Macy's Friends and Family event is happening right now.
Use the code friend and save thirty percent on brands
like Steve Madden, Queasin Art, Clinique, and many more. But
you gotta hurry. It ends a fourth shop now at
Macy's dot com or in store. I'm in such a boot.

Speaker 6 (57:04):
I'm shooting.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
I'm shooting glitter up my ass.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
I've never been this.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I want their mother's dead, I want their family dead.
I want all their friends dead.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Please these gays, they're trying to murder me. In the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Well, well, well look at that blue Guests coming up
anytime soon? I think we do, don't we do?

Speaker 6 (57:32):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Who's coming in? Domiano David Love Dommiana David or is it?

Speaker 10 (57:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
We gotta find I say it. Look at America.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
So he's Italian? So I feel like it should be Dob.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
We'll find out it's from my skin. Remember, yes, I remember,
I know exactly who he is. And sometimes you talk
as if I'm I'm too old to keep up pop
poppies from that main skin. I'm surprised you said correctly anyway?
Is that how you say it Italian?

Speaker 6 (58:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah, okay?

Speaker 14 (58:06):
Pop?

Speaker 1 (58:06):
What else you have for us? Who else is coming
out of role Model?

Speaker 14 (58:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:10):
I love role Model? I think role Model was on
with Jimmy Fallon last night? Was it last night?

Speaker 6 (58:14):
I think so? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yeah, yeah, role Model's cool? All right, cool? Cool? So
we got people coming up, We got things to do,
things to do, places to go, people to eat. Hey,
his National Zipper Day. Not that you care, but zippers
are an important part of our lives. Why are you laughing? Froggy?
Just keep going? Where do you keep going? What some now?

Speaker 8 (58:39):
Just something I said earlier?

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Oh what I said?

Speaker 8 (58:42):
Elvis d Ran He'll show up to the opening of
a zipper. I show up to the opening of a zipper. Everyone.
Remember we used to do zip the hits. Yes, we're
not doing it. He's going to a microphone. He was
going to Gandhi's microphone too. By the way, Scary, you
really think we're gonna do Zip the Hits?

Speaker 6 (59:04):
Do you have one? One?

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Okay, we'll go to the what microphone button?

Speaker 13 (59:09):
Is it like?

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Four? You have a bun?

Speaker 8 (59:11):
We're on, right, Scary O.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Four?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Oh right, alright here, let me hit the micro man.
Sure this one. They hit the microphone, so I know
what's the one. It's not on.

Speaker 13 (59:23):
It's not on my.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Smell?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Okay that okay? Now, okay, hold on, now Scary is
going to zip the hits? Here we go. Yeah, oh,
I got that.

Speaker 7 (59:41):
That's an easy one.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Is it a hollow back girl?

Speaker 10 (59:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Yes, oh, Scary okay, all right, so that's that's what
we used to do on our show, Zip the Hits.

Speaker 7 (59:55):
Nailed it.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Anyway, back to my done to my zipper conversation. Oh
this is not a dangerous zipper story. What did I
do with it?

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
I can still smell the onion from him being over here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
His zipper smells like onion pants.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
Nobody was talking.

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
Because we ate big onions and locked don't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
That's not gonna work. You need to eat parsley because
that's what solves that odor that comes from your stomach.
Because it's not really it's not as much in your
mouth as it is in your stomach, that's what. Well,
you didn't know that. You guys knew that, right, Nate
knew that because he knows everything. Yeah, that's come on,
pop Pop?

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
What all right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Okay, zipper? Okay, today's National Zipper Day. Zipper has been
around for like one hundred and twenty eight years. Did
you know this?

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
I did not?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Okay, so pop Pop found this story. They're coming up
where this sounds dangerous.

Speaker 7 (01:00:57):
You know popups that they call the grandpa and he's
home too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Exactly, that's my point. Okay, they're coming up with a
self propelled zipper. No, it will zip itself up at
the push of a button.

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
Push that button while you're doing something else.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Obviously, froggy. I mean, this is the worst idea ever.

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
And this is the epitome of laziness. And you need
a button.

Speaker 11 (01:01:27):
There's gonna be so many injuries, Like, is there a
special sensor that as soon as it feels meat stop?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Oh my god, we all need to meat sensor on
our pants, we do. Okay. So it's a prototype self
propelled zipper with a built in motor. Oh my god,
just hurts thinking about it. With a built in motor
and gear mechanism, it can use to self zip itself
up at the push of a button on a wired Remotely,

(01:01:58):
We're gonna like Gandhi have the remote.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Oh God, game on.

Speaker 7 (01:02:01):
This is the best invention ever.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
The zipper remote. I think it's actually for industrial use,
like putting up big tents, but I can't help but
think might be useful on a pair of pants. At
the same time, we don't need that. I don't use
the zipper. I don't use the hole. Hey speaking, I
pulled I go over the fence.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
Do you But when you put your pants on, you
got a zip zip up?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
I put it through, do you?

Speaker 17 (01:02:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
But I my pants, well yeah, to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
But no.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
What I'm puting shorts on. What I'm saying is I
don't put it through the zipper. No, I can pull
it all the way down to I go over the fence.
We're really having this conversation. Nate are saying, there's no
chance of me getting caught in there because I don't
put it through. I'm the same way, but I'm just
the visuals here.

Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
The optics are I didn't even though you're supposed to
put it through.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Yes, a lot of guys put it. I've never heard
of any guy who puts I know people have put
it through the hole. Are you meet gays in the bathroom?
Sound like I know people that just use a zipper?

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
What do you ask him? What do you guys talk about?

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Things like that? So they hold on, hold on, So
they leave the button buttoned, the button, zipper, the zipper. Correct,
they leave the button buttoned and the buckle buckled.

Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
But they just skin on nettle. That's gonna chafe. Don't
do that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
You have questions?

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Yes, thanks Nate, So Nate for opening this, So Nate said,
he pulls them all the way down. So you stand
at a urinal with your.

Speaker 11 (01:03:31):
Pants around your no, no, no, no, no, demonstrate like
you're sagging like a sagon p before, haven't you?

Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
I don't ever really watching pe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
It's like, next time, show us what you do. Desate, scary, scary,
Get on your knees, pretend to be your urinal. Scary,
will be your urinal in case you need, in case
you need to be like in the right plate. You know,
what do you what do you do when you are short?

(01:04:01):
There's a whole there's an office building across the street looking.

Speaker 7 (01:04:05):
At you, so like, are your cheeks out and clapping?

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
No, the front of it over the time when you
when you were sly, just pull one of the legs
up and just like put it out the side.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
Not long enough, so then you get dribble on your pants.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Sometimes, let's be honest.

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
Okay, interesting, Okay, look, let me move on.

Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
It comes underneath the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
You know I would think that dribble would happen a little.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
It does from time to time.

Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
This is the only honest one here.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
Scotty, you knew it.

Speaker 15 (01:04:37):
Scotty dabs his with a nap sometimes because if you
put the elastic underneath sometimes it tightens it a little bit,
so more will come out when you release the elastic
once you close your pants.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
So that's why I have to.

Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
Dab like a late entry.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Yes, okay, yeah, you got to hit the grundle. Okay,
moving on, I'm learning.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
So that's how you get the last few drops.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
So happy zipper day.

Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
Did you expect that?

Speaker 17 (01:05:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
No, I didn't know it's going to go down there.

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
Happened in the days of button fly jeans.

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
They didn't have They still have buttonfly jeans. You can
still buy something.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
I never Yeah, they do, they do. We didn't say
they're in or out.

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
They're just there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
We were going to do something else here and we're
not doing anything what we were going to do those things. Oh, Danielle, Oh,
Daniel we have to do Daniel report. All right, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
I'm so disturbed with today's show. Why because there's so
many things like grossness of spittle and breath is breath
is you know? And then zippers coming out and penises
over here. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
It's up to you in your report to bring it
all back to censure.

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
Ain't gonna happen. Stone, Let's go. Yeah, Channing Tatum and
Inca Williams went Instagram official for his forty fifth birthday,
just in case you were keeping track. You know, once
it's Instagram official, it's official, and there you go. So
Jack Black just set a new record for the quickest
song to like and on the Hot one hundred chart.
It's Steve's Lava Chicken from a Minecraft movie. It's only

(01:06:05):
thirty four seconds here it is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Yeah, it's like this one was thirty seconds thirty but
this is on the Hot one hundred so it's just
like one of the shortest songs ever to hit the
Hot one hundred.

Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
Yeah, it's it's the quickest song.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
Here is.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Again Steve Chick.

Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
And there you have it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
Yeah, I love him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
It was those All of our songs were thirty seconds song.
Can you imagine? Yeah, we're back.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
No, we'd never be able to eat or pee. Okay,
So you guys remember when Kim Kardashian was robbed while
she was in Paris, and since then she really hasn't
shown flashy jewelry. She's been trying to keep it a
little calmer when it comes to stuff like that. But
now she showed off a bunch of jewelry on her ankle,
and I think, or at least this is what people

(01:07:12):
are thinking, that she's trying to kind of like give
the robbers, you know, a little bit of a hey,
I'm coming for you, because you know they're about to
take the stand. She's about to, you know, soothe them
and everything and go to court. So I think she
might be sending just a little bit of a I'm
not afraid of you vibe. I don't know. So, you
know our boy vow from Dancing with the Stars, he

(01:07:33):
passed a kidney stone on his flight home. How crazy
is this? He says. He landed in Spain, he had
a little side and back pain. He's like, you know what,
I'll be fine. He taught, he worked, and then the
pain got worse. If you've had a kidney stone, you
know what I'm talking about. And then he went to
the er. They prescribed to antibiotics and some painkillers. And
then he got on an airplane and he wound up

(01:07:55):
dancing the stone while he was thereinful yea yes, And
like I said, if you know, you know that is
not fun. Oh my goodness, if you're interested. David Duchovny's
Malibu home could be yours for twelve and a half
million dollars. It's a beachside Malibu home. He has lived
there for over twenty years. But he's putting the property up.
So you know, if we put our beennies together, we

(01:08:16):
might be able to get that. I don't think so.
And Mariah Carey is headlining Capital Summertime Ball at Wembley Stadium.
It'll happen June fifteenth. She is joined by artists like
Benson Boone Elvis. Are you gonna be there? Just Rene
Rap Jesse j Ks I will even be there. Love
Me's okay. It's like tickets are going on sale to
the general public on Wednesday, so me want to get

(01:08:37):
your hands on that? And what are we watching? President Trump?
The first one hundred Days? The Interview in the Oval Office?
That is tonight. Also Polly Family at ten pm on TLC,
the series premiere, the series premiere of Where Whatever the
f You Want? On Amazon? And also Scotty's still watching
The Cleaning Lady, so that's on tonight as well. And
that is my Danielle.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Boy, are we really gonna talk to Kevin?

Speaker 17 (01:08:59):
Is this you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Kevin? Okay? All right? So, uh you want to add
to our zipper conversation so we can just close it out?

Speaker 9 (01:09:08):
Yeah, I feel like, uh, you guys for.

Speaker 14 (01:09:13):
Talking down to us.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
Paulus, Oh okay, okay, if you're just turning us on.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Uh, we're talking about guys who go to the bathroom
to pete and they just wrote, pulled their zipper down
and hang out there without doing anything else, and we
thought that was unusual. But you're saying you've been pulling
through the zipper your entire life.

Speaker 7 (01:09:38):
Yeah, okay, and it never got caught, never got caught.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Yeah, I got it snagged on the zipper, chafing.

Speaker 19 (01:09:45):
No, I mean it's I mean, if you're with it
all mentally, then you should know when you're good or.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Not the good to exist, we're not if you're not
mentally stable.

Speaker 18 (01:09:59):
I mean, come on now, it's it's pretty simple mechanics.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
It just seems like, Okay, you're right. Though, you're absolutely right.
I get that. So you don't unbutton the top the
button of the genes. You just do the zipper, okay,
or unless.

Speaker 14 (01:10:17):
Unless my underwear doesn't have a fly as well, then
I will unbotton.

Speaker 18 (01:10:22):
But if I have to double fly, then bengo bango bongo,
let's go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Okay, Well, that puts all the fun and going to
the bathroom. It makes me want to go to the
bathroom right now to have some fun. Bingo bengo bungle.

Speaker 14 (01:10:34):
Yeah, try a little.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
I'm just that's living a lot. That's not living a little.
That's a lot, and I really like that. Okay, then
I'm not going to pull through shame you ever again.

Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
Ever, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I'm glad that you set the record straight. Thank you
so much. It was it for Kevin? Kevin, all right,
we're not going to allow We should open our minds
to all possibilities, and that's what Kevin has taught us.
Thank you, Kevin.

Speaker 14 (01:11:03):
Absolutely have a great dat you too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I think we made a mad.

Speaker 13 (01:11:08):
Kevin.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
All right, let's get into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi and let's get on with our day. Hello,
coming on.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:11:15):
That massive file wildfire that consumes more than fifteen thousand
acres in Ocean County is now seventy five percent contained.
That's according to the New Jersey Forest Fire Service's latest
and most likely final update as of yesterday. The Jones
Road wildfire broke out last Tuesday, triggering the evacuation of
about five thousand residents in Ocean and Lacy townships. The

(01:11:35):
Fire Service says that Cruise will remain on scene for
the next several days to further contain the fire and
ensure public safety until the next significant rainfall occurs. A
nineteen year old is charged with aggravated arson and is
accused of failing to properly extinguish a bonfire. Canadian Prime
Minister Mark Karney's Liberal Party has won the Canadian election
over Conservative leader Pierre Paul Paul Yev. Monday's election was

(01:12:00):
heavily influenced by President Trump's what Pierre pauliev okay, good?

Speaker 13 (01:12:04):
Yes.

Speaker 11 (01:12:05):
Monday's election influenced by President Trump's tariffs and his comments
about making Canada the fifty first state. Carney first assumed
the role of Prime Minister in March after Justin Trudeau
did step down and finally Elvis, this is a big
day for you.

Speaker 7 (01:12:18):
Why it's National shrimp Scampy Day.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
It is National shrimp Scampy Day.

Speaker 11 (01:12:22):
The dish is easily made with shrimp fresh or they're
saying frozen.

Speaker 7 (01:12:26):
But you always want to go fresh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Right, Oh, you know it's not unusual to use frozen shrimp.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
Okay, do you use frozen shrimps?

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
When I need to yeast in a pinch?

Speaker 11 (01:12:34):
They're saying, A good rule of thumb is to watch
four changes in color and texture of shrimp. If you're
wondering how you actually cook this thing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
it cooks really quickly, right, like a fast Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
You just put it in and take it out. And also,
you know a lot of times you see shrimp, you know,
in the grocery store that's not frozen, but it was
when they brought it in typically. Okay, it's I just.

Speaker 11 (01:12:54):
Know that shrimp is the easiest thing to cook based
on hibachi. Yeah, it's always the fastest, the first in
your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
It's good. Yeah, you don't want to overdo it. Shrimp
scampy day. Today's your Okay, today's the day.

Speaker 11 (01:13:07):
Those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Excellent, Thank you so much. Now what do we do?
Oh producer man? Hey, pop pop?

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
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Speaker 8 (01:13:12):
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Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
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Pop pop? Is it time to break?

Speaker 13 (01:13:15):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Okay, pop pops. Our friend Tommy Dedario hosts. I've never
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Speaker 10 (01:13:57):
I c.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Let's talk about this this thing, this one not it's
the memes are everywhere and now videos. Gandi and I
were talking about this a few minutes ago. You know
what a uh you know your gorilla's right, of course?
Do you you know all the gorilla members positions in
the family.

Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
Probably not.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
I used to, okay, because we went to Rwanda and
went hanging out with we ung up with gorillas up
on a volcano. It was crazy. It was crazy. But
others the black back to silver back and then it
goes all the way down the line to the tiny
baby back or whatever it is, like where we got
to where we got the rib we got the ribs. No,

(01:14:48):
So the debate is this, could one hundred men take
on a silver back gorilla?

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
I don't think so. No men seem to believe they can.
I just I don't think so. I'd like to see
that them try.

Speaker 11 (01:15:04):
I watched so I remember that show MythBusters. They did
a simulation of a gorilla versus an entire NFL team,
and that gorilla shredded them. And these men were like
you know, peak athletes just shredded them. They were just
body parts strewn across the field. So I imagine one
hundred men are just going to get pummeled unless they
all attack at the same time. I still don't think

(01:15:25):
that's gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (01:15:26):
Yeah, because you're going to lose a lot if you
do one hundred at once. Maybe the gorilla can't decide
who to name first.

Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
Are seeing their teeth?

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Yeah, I know, I think it's a bad idea. Well, yeah,
I've got Alex, Hi, Alex, bye, good morning. I'm sorry.
I know you're really busy at the zoo. Do you
have a moment we have to talk. We're talking about
we're talking about gorillas, and I know you know a
lot about gorillas now when you and I went up
the side of that volcano in Rwanda and we hung
out with the gorilla family. What are the different position names,

(01:15:57):
just like the black back the silver back, and describe
who they are and what they do.

Speaker 14 (01:16:02):
Yeah, the silver back is the older adult male and
the black back is the juvenile, like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
The teenager, the evildge the teenager, and then does the
mom and the babies. So when we are up there.
They said, look, the black back in this family is
a total a hole. Yes, yeah, and they will go
ahead tell tell him what what they told us.

Speaker 14 (01:16:27):
Yes, so that's the teenager gorilla and and and he
he'll test you. He'll go over and and see if
you uh want to engage with him. They said, don't
look him into the eyes, don't don't do this, don't
do that. And he's the one that will pull your
arm and pull you down the cliff.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
They said, he they said, if he slaps you, just
ignore it. But we're talking about the flow.

Speaker 14 (01:16:52):
And they said, if he drags you buddy arm, don't
fight back or just go go with the flow, go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Go with him. He'll he'll let you go most likely.
But the black the silver back is like the biggest,
most for varocious, ferocious one.

Speaker 14 (01:17:06):
Right right, yeah, yes, yes, that's the big male, the father,
the dominant one. Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Yeah, so we're hanging out with him. They only let
you hang out with him for an hour and then
they make you leave because they don't want people around
him that much. Anyway, we had a great time. Alex
was frightened to death.

Speaker 7 (01:17:22):
I'd be terrified.

Speaker 14 (01:17:25):
Yes, I was so scared when the black bat came
over that I grabbed our guard's leg and I just held.

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
Onto his legs.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
We were both going he was insane and we hit
a go We had go pros on our hats. So
we have it all on video somewhere. It's kind of grand.
You guys might be able to answer to this. You're
not supposed to look at them or smile at them,
don't show them teeth, don't show teeth, and don't look
at it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
Why is that?

Speaker 14 (01:17:47):
Because that's because that means you want to engage, you know,
and and he'll look at you back and and the
fighter is on.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Yeah, we don't want to do that.

Speaker 8 (01:17:57):
They see that as a sign of aggression.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Yeah, or well they yeah, it's definitely a connection and
you don't want a connection with it. So anyway to
GONDI tell Alex about these these memes going around and
this debate.

Speaker 11 (01:18:07):
So have you seen the debate online? Could one hundred
men take on a silver back gorilla? Because that's a debate.

Speaker 14 (01:18:15):
I haven't seen the debate.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
But what do you think a hundred men?

Speaker 14 (01:18:20):
Yes, yeah, yes, yes, yes, but ten men no?

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Okay, where do we draw the line?

Speaker 7 (01:18:28):
Fifty fifty one?

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
See?

Speaker 11 (01:18:30):
I say there's no way unless they all attack at
the exact same time, and then they'll just get in
each other's way. And I still see this gorilla coming
out on top.

Speaker 14 (01:18:37):
Well, I'm not sure of while.

Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
Like say, fifty of them are going at his front,
maybe a couple of them could sneak up the back.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
They'd have to plan it out. Yeah, I've seen that
movie me too. It's just weird.

Speaker 13 (01:18:54):
But I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
The night we were before we were going to meet
up with a gorilla family, didn't you have a nightmare
or something? I mean, you were you were freaked out
as just the thought of being up there with him.

Speaker 14 (01:19:07):
Yeah, of course I was nervous because I know what
they could do, and and you know, I'd never been
in the wild with a gorilla before and them coming
over to you, So yeah, I was nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Well, we did leave that excursion with an injury. Alex
had an injury. He choked on a banana muffin, a
corn muffin, corn muffin. He choked on a cornuff and
boked on the corn and it ripped my vocal cords. Oh,

(01:19:37):
I can't believe we hung out with gorillas for an
hour and your injury was a corn muffin injury.

Speaker 14 (01:19:44):
Yeah, yeah, it was so it was so dry and
I started choking and I didn't have any water water
by me, and I just ripped and scratched my vocal cords.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
I can't.

Speaker 14 (01:20:00):
I had to go to the doctors.

Speaker 11 (01:20:02):
He did see a grown man nearly taken out by
a corn muffin. That gorilla would shred a hundred, one
hundred guys can't do it all right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Well, okay, sorry, sorry to bother you, but I just
want to we want to talk about this, uh this
gorilla actually silverback versus one hundred men thing. But you
think one hundred men could probably take down a silver back?

Speaker 14 (01:20:22):
Yes, yes, I I wait do they have any weapons
or anything?

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Or just their bare hands?

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
That's it?

Speaker 17 (01:20:33):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (01:20:35):
I still think?

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Yeah? Okay, I hear someone else? Yeah, who is that
in the background.

Speaker 14 (01:20:41):
That's Mago?

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Is that Mago his best friend Magoo? What does Magoo
think there?

Speaker 14 (01:20:46):
Muscular men? They were muscular men.

Speaker 11 (01:20:50):
Okay, so one hundred muscular men could take silver baccrilla.

Speaker 8 (01:20:56):
I think a hundred could one hundred scaries take down
a gorilla?

Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
Now, well that.

Speaker 9 (01:21:03):
I can't see.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
All right, thank you, Alex. All Right, I love you bye,
love you bye. All Right, there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
See.

Speaker 11 (01:21:18):
I think if all of these guys were truly on
the same page and stuck together, like, yes, we're going
to defeat this gorilla no matter what. Maybe, but I
think as soon as you see the first few body
parts fly, the rest are tapping out.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
I just don't think they're going to keep going. That's
a terrible way to die.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
It's all terrible. Violent, yeah, violent.

Speaker 11 (01:21:36):
And also only men think about fighting animals. You don't
hear women having this debate. How many of us could
take a gorilla?

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
It's stupid. Let's get some sound in here with You've
got a lot of good What do you have?

Speaker 20 (01:21:50):
Did you hear about the two twins coming out of
Australia who are going viral because they talk in unison.
So here's a clip from a news story where they
witnessed a robbery.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Here we go. It's Bridget and Paula, the Australian twins.

Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
And one guy he was up there with our mom.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
He went up there and he was coming back down.

Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
Towards us, and he goes run, he's got a gun,
and our hearts started a pound, and I said, well, mom,
where's mom?

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
And poor mama.

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
Was stuck up there by apparently our bravey mom.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
She goes, are you all right?

Speaker 5 (01:22:27):
Because he had all black all over his face, and
he goes.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
I'll shoot you.

Speaker 7 (01:22:33):
She goes, hey, I'm needing to help fainting.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Those who are fascinating, extremely extremely fascinating.

Speaker 11 (01:22:44):
They were really tight with Steve Rowin. Apparently they did
a lot of animal rescue, specifically.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
With like birds.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Can you imagine having a three way with them?

Speaker 14 (01:22:50):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:22:51):
My god, to die?

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Can you imagine? Can date listen, I'll be bridget you
beat power? Never mind?

Speaker 20 (01:23:08):
Yes, all right, let me see. All right, So I
found this video so back in nineteen thirty six. This
is a newsreel of AT and T explaining the dial telephone.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
A while from nineteen thirty six.

Speaker 17 (01:23:20):
Yeah, okay, the telephones in this city will be changed
to dial service and all telephone numbers will be changed.
Before calling any number, first secure the number from your
new directory, Then.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Remove the receiver and listen for the dial tone.

Speaker 8 (01:23:33):
It sounds like this.

Speaker 17 (01:23:37):
With the receiver off the hook, dial the desired number.
Be sure to allow the dial to freely return to
its normal possession and this is the ringing segnalow. If
the line is busy, you'll hear this busy signal.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Wow. So this is nineteen thirty six. That technology was
still around for many many year. Now here's what I heard.

Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
Did you know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
The reason why we went from you know, operators that
you would call and they would connect you to the
fact that you could dial your own numbers was in
this little town there was a funeral home operator. There
was two of them, two funeral homes in town, and
one of the funeral home operator's wife was the operator
that worked the switchboard for the town. So whenever someone

(01:24:26):
would call the operator and ask for the competitor's funeral home,
she would punch them too to her husband's funeral.

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
Scam.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
I don't know if it's true or not, but what
a scondrelous story. Scugital I like it. And so they said, well,
screw it. I don't want the operator being in control
of who I call. I want to control with the
with the dial. Baby.

Speaker 20 (01:24:50):
It could be the worst lie in the world, all right,
So let's go to Massachusetts. There was a town that
was trying to figure out why everyone's cars and homes
were being vandalized. Then found out it was not what
you think.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
Okay, he seemed to have a vandal in our neighborhood.

Speaker 24 (01:25:06):
I'm describing him as you know, eighteen to twenty four
inches tall, wearing black and white with a red hat.
The woodpecker showed up and landed on the windshield wipers
of the r V in our yard and was looking
at his reflection and like, you know what, I bet
he was the one that damaged the mirrors as well.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Wait a minute, a woodpecker was twenty four cars. The
woodpecker damage one of them? Don't they pick? They peck wood?

Speaker 11 (01:25:32):
No, not always one outside my dorm in college that
would peck its head.

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
Off at middle that it was a woodpecker or a bird. No,
it was a woodpecker, A.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Woodpecker, A woodpecker. How do you say woodpecker in Boston?

Speaker 7 (01:25:44):
Wood pecka peckle would all right?

Speaker 20 (01:25:47):
And then finally, I, oh my god, I saw this
on Vice Instagram. It's a very cool story about how
the Thong song came to be. So they enlisted Bruce Dukov.
He's a legendary Hollywood violinist who's worked on Star Wars
and many movies and they brought him in and he

(01:26:09):
learned who Cisco was for the first time.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
I got the call from def Jam Records to do
this session for Cisco. Of course I didn't know who
Cisco was. I went to that studio, Cisco was there.
I can't remember what color his hair was, but it
was different.

Speaker 17 (01:26:21):
So they played me a track and it was very
ellenor Wrigley like, and then he was humming apart that
he wanted me to play as an a Blugano And
I thought, is this something like this kind of sign you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Want to have a And he said, yeah, that's exactly
what I want to do. And I said, well, what
do you want to have as a punch for it?
He was going near like a so I said what about?
And that's all going underneath? So this is basically what

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Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
The thumb?

Speaker 22 (01:27:11):
So that wow.

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And here's what it turned out to be. You're a
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Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
Mister Wrenn in the Morning show, Hey, we gotta go
around the room.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
We're in a room. Let's go around it. Where's the producer? Sam?

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
She just left the room.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
And she left the room. This is not the leave
the room segment. This is the around the room segment.
There's just high Sam.

Speaker 7 (01:28:15):
Sorry he was losing charge.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Hey Scott, do you want to be around the room today?
Did you have it around the room?

Speaker 10 (01:28:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Sorry, I could think of one maybe. Okay, I'll tell
you what. I'll save you for last. You'll be our
special guest on around the room. Okay, I'm kind of excited.
Someone actually texted in earlier. Hey, Elvis, I listened to
the show and the replay whatever and on demand, and
you do these around the room segments, but you never
say anything around the room segments. And there's a reason
why because I talk all day. I talk about things

(01:28:41):
all the time. You guys, it's time for someone else
to talk. It gives me a chance to sit back,
okay and hear what's on your mind. Because everyone comes
in with a very unique perspective on something in their
lives or in something they've seen in the world. Especially Nate, Oh,
I got one, I got one today. You got one today, Scary,

(01:29:02):
you got one, Froggy, you've gotten around the room today? Right?

Speaker 8 (01:29:04):
Yeah, pretty sure?

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Sam is here, Gonny, Danielle, and now Scotty be our
special special guest. Sure, all right, so here we go.
Let's uh, let's go.

Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
Around the room.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
We're gonna I'm kind of curious. We'll start with Nate. Okay, Uh,
you know you're Shakespeare, right, Elvis? Uh, keep damned spot?
Would I say? Okay? From yea? So it was when
Lady Macbeth was trying to wash the blood off her hands.
But I think after my incident yesterday, it was actually glitter.
I got glitter on my hands and it took me

(01:29:36):
the entire day to wash it off. I would wash
my hands, I would brush my hands, I would do this.
It would not come off. Who invented that crap? Can
we murder them?

Speaker 6 (01:29:45):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Seriously? I don't say that because they listened to our show. Well,
I don't mean that, but what an insane invention? It
just does not go away.

Speaker 7 (01:29:55):
To get it on your face, you get it in
your butt crap turns up?

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
Come on, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Sorry, I love the Shakespeare reach around. Yeah, I think
she actually had glitter on her hands.

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Okay, I'm sure Billy Shakespeare would.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
Be very much billy Billy Shakespeare.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
So, Daniel, what's up with you?

Speaker 14 (01:30:18):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:30:19):
Over vacation, I was asked to partner and go and
see a Broadway show that I had never heard of before.
It was called Dead Outlaw. Okay, have you any of
you ever heard of it? Let me tell you something.
This thing was amazing. Andrew Durand, who was from Shocked,
is in it. He plays You would love this name,
Elmer McCurdy. This is a true story based on a

(01:30:40):
guy who was killed in a shootout in nineteen eleven.
His mummified body was used for different things like a display,
a traveling carnival, a side show, until something happened and
they finally buried him in nineteen seventy seven, not even
kidding you the whole second half of the show like
so it's it's I think it's one act with no intimition.

(01:31:02):
It's there an intimidion, I remember. But anyway, at one
point he is in the coffin and he has to
be still for like twenty minutes straight and his eyes
are open. I don't know how Andrew does this, but
it is so good. The music is amazing. It's like
it's like a kind of like a rock concert. Like
it's just you have to see it. It's so well done.

(01:31:24):
And Nate, I thought of you the whole time, because
you love stuff like that. Again, it's called Dead Outlaw
on Broadway, and it is. It's amazing. You definitely want
to see it. And Andrew Durant remember him from Shocks. Oh,
yes you do.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
He's a cutie. He's great.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
He's also yes, so go see it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Excellent. Thank you, Dead Outlaw, Dead Outlaw. All right, producers, Ham,
you're up.

Speaker 16 (01:31:43):
It is one of my favorite times of year because
I'm always cold. I love that it's warming up. But
I also kind of dread this season. Word to the
wise everyone, it is baby bird season approaching, and this
is when last year I think I had like six
birds I took to the and a possum.

Speaker 6 (01:31:56):
Baby.

Speaker 7 (01:31:57):
It's time. So look around if you see something on.

Speaker 16 (01:32:00):
The floor, Kandi, I found a bat last year. It's crazy,
especially if you're in like a subdish city area like us.
Maybe keep your eyes peeled because mama birds might need
a hand, and there are sanctuaries everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Very good, see what you could do? You are the
bird lover.

Speaker 7 (01:32:15):
I love birds.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Hey, Froggy, what's up?

Speaker 8 (01:32:18):
So guys and girls are so different? So like we
go on, you have like a boy's trip. Whatever you like,
go there, you plan it and you do it all
when you're there. Lisa and Danielle are going to Disney
World for one day next week. There have been conference calls,
telephone calls. I mean, every single second of this trip

(01:32:38):
is planned to the minute of what they're doing.

Speaker 7 (01:32:40):
I think Elvis will understand this because when you only
have a certain amount of time in Walt Disney World,
you want to make every second count.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Oh no, absolutely, yeah, thank you have to plot it out.
Thank you, sat on things. Can't get it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:32:52):
It's been it's been a lot, and the trip's the
low weak away. So how many bar calls we got, Danielle?

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
A lot?

Speaker 7 (01:32:57):
Goodbye?

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
No, yeah, I don't blame you. It's Disney, thank you out.
It deserves all the time you can give it.

Speaker 11 (01:33:03):
It is Hey, gandhi, Hello, I realized today that I
don't take our advice the way I think we should
so or I should. Actually we always talk about go
a different way to work or coming home, talk to people,
get to know them.

Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
Well.

Speaker 11 (01:33:16):
One of the coffee machines here is broken, and this
morning the difference just threw my whole day off. Everybody
was in the little coffee area at the same time.
I didn't want to talk to anyone. I didn't want
I tried to go a different way to get away
from people. Yeah, it didn't work out well for me,
and I feel like it's threw my whole morning off.
And then I thought, what a hypocrite I sit here
saying you should do all these things. And I tried
it today and it drove me insane.

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
I hated it.

Speaker 7 (01:33:38):
I will try again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
All in your way. There are people using our coffee
machine and.

Speaker 11 (01:33:44):
Then approaching and talk about why didn't you text me back?

Speaker 7 (01:33:46):
It was just too much. It was too much.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
All right, Well, yeah, you've done nothing wrong. I wish
they they should do something different today and go like
to another floor get their coffee.

Speaker 11 (01:33:56):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
Can we put up a se absolutely get out of there? Yes,
But I'm skidding you.

Speaker 12 (01:34:00):
Maybe I'm reading into this a little bit too much,
but maybe not. I got into my Uber yesterday and
I feel like I was being age profiled because he
was playing some hip hop music, which I was. I
get into the cab, I'm like, oh, this is awesome.
All of a sudden, he just changed it to the
eighties channel.

Speaker 6 (01:34:17):
Assuming Oh, here's an older guy. He doesn't like my
music and he wants you.

Speaker 8 (01:34:24):
I didn't want to hear the eighties music. It doesn't
have They called it the hip hop music.

Speaker 17 (01:34:28):
He even had a.

Speaker 12 (01:34:29):
Hip hop station on Current hip Hop, which I love,
and I was like, Oh, this guy's cool. He's playing
hip wait here comes girls just want to have fun?
I love that by Cindy Lawler. Yeah no, well, old
guy listening to the rap. I don't want to know
if Uber drivers actually changed the station actively for people
because they are based on their age and their looks.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Okay, so okay, maybe you were profiled in an incorrect way,
but at least he's trying to please you in his mind.

Speaker 6 (01:34:56):
It wasn't made me angry. I don't want to hear
eighties music.

Speaker 11 (01:34:59):
I want to hear all right, right, what if this
could be crazy. It had nothing to do with you,
and he just wanted to hear a different song, which
is probably the case.

Speaker 6 (01:35:08):
That's what I'm overthinking.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Listening to hip hop and then Scary gets it and
you play Lewis. I want to see you know you
love that song, Scary.

Speaker 7 (01:35:24):
You just don't walk like an Egyptian poety.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
We should play some Bengals. Let's get in there to uh, Scotty.
Scotty be our special guest on around the room, so special,
so special? What's going on? You know?

Speaker 15 (01:35:38):
Just reminding you to try new things in your life.
As I approach fifty, I all of a sudden have
started doing runs all the time. I mean, I'm very
overweight and out of shape, but I'll do a five
k every month now and it actually makes me feel
like I've accomplished something. So I always thought runners were stupid.
I'm like, why were running? Idiot?

Speaker 6 (01:35:57):
You know?

Speaker 7 (01:35:58):
But my god, it's right, you know.

Speaker 15 (01:36:00):
But I have someone in my life that has gotten
me into it, and I think it's actually really cool
and I love doing it. I mean, this will be
my sixth one that I'm doing this week.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
I love that for Scotty, And first of all, you're
not grossly overweight, and you're not out of shape. That
might be on my eyes a little high.

Speaker 8 (01:36:15):
Okay, well, Scotty, you've also become a farm hand, so
you're learning.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Oh yeah, I'm a farmer.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Did you meet her on that farmer's dating site farmers Only? Yeah,
that's right. I fought it was great. That's so cool.
I drove a tractor this weekend, did you.

Speaker 17 (01:36:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
It wasn't a John Dere was a Ford, but I
still drove one. That's okay. Tractors attractors.

Speaker 7 (01:36:33):
Wow, Scott, are.

Speaker 11 (01:36:34):
You getting your tattoo ideas together? Because you said you
were going to get one when you turn fifteen.

Speaker 15 (01:36:38):
I still want to get the one here with my
daughter's names. I just need to get a good design
that my daughter's approved.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
That's the thing. My daughters need to approve it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:44):
Okay, you got to get on it. I know we
can book this. I know it reached out to them.
Everyone's in.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
It's coming. So if you get one, I'll get one. Okay,
can we do it together?

Speaker 10 (01:36:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
No, I'll get one into that too fast.

Speaker 8 (01:36:55):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
Let me let me think about that now.

Speaker 15 (01:36:58):
But what's going to happen I'm telling you they're going
to do it, gonna go stop and I'm just gonna
a line and that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Okay, that's the one line at a time. As they say,
Scotty be our special guest, Goday, very special. You are
very special. All right, Thank you, Scotty, thanks for participating.
That was awesome.

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Org, Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:25):
So I don't know if you're following or not. I'm not,
but I've got an interesting thought about what I'm not following.
May I tell you what I'm talking about? This Blake
Lively Justin Baldoni drama that's going on, and now it's
involving Travis Kelcey, and of course you know Taylor Swift. Yeah,

(01:39:45):
do you know the story right?

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
All right? Now, if someone's listening that doesn't know the story,
it's it's kind of a long story. Well, so they're
probably Blake Lively did a movie with Justin Baldoni and
there's a lot of drama between the two of them.
He's a q her things, she's excusing him a thing, yes,
And then allegedly Blake got Taylor Swift involved, and then

(01:40:09):
I don't know, it's just it's convolution.

Speaker 11 (01:40:11):
But what's really weird about it is that apparently Travis
Kelcey unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. But they're all supposed to be
on the same team.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Yeah, okay, so this is this is what I'm I'm
going to talk about. Apparently, this is what they're saying.
Taylor Swift wants to separate away from Blake Lively and
the drama. Oh and apparently Blake Lively allegedly dragged her
into it in a way that she didn't want to
be a part of whatever. Okay, So okay, here's the

(01:40:40):
point of my story. Is this what you just said?
So people follow all these people on Instagram and have
discovered that Travis Kelcey was unfollowed by Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 7 (01:40:53):
No, Travis Kelcey unfollowed Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
I'm so confused. You're absolutely You're absolutely right. It's just
much Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
Unfollowed Ryan Reynolds, Right, okay, but Reynold still follows.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Jill follows Travis Kelsey. Okay, here's my point. The fact
is is we know this, right. The fact is it's
a story.

Speaker 7 (01:41:13):
Who has that much time? I've never checked that ever.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
No people do. I mean, you know a lot of
the people have been following Justin Bieber, who is he
following who is he dropping and like things like this,
and of course they automatically make assumptions that, well, this
is a story, there's something going on here.

Speaker 11 (01:41:31):
There kind of is, though, I think there is when
people start un following each other, but there's something there.

Speaker 7 (01:41:37):
But apparently the two women apollo, like I think Blake
lightly apologized to Taylor and the girls were okay, or
the rumor was the girls that were okay again, right,
so I don't know what's going on with the dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Well, see, here's the thing. We don't know. None of
us know anything.

Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
None of us will ever really know the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
Ever, And to be honest, I don't care. I don't
give a flying whatever you know what I'm saying. But
my point is this, people who have time to follow
who's following who on Instagram or dropping people on Instagram?
I find that intriguing.

Speaker 7 (01:42:08):
Yeah, yeah, I find it bizarre. I know what happens.

Speaker 11 (01:42:13):
I just I'm like, don't you have other things to
do with your life besides figure out who a celebrity
is and isn't. Following just seems like a lot of
wasted time.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
Well, also, and assumptions that are automatically made if I
see that Travis unfollows Ryan Reynolds, then I write the
story in my head. Who the hell am I to?

Speaker 14 (01:42:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
You know what I'm saying, I don't know what's going
on with these people. These are human beings who I'm
following and following their unfollowing list.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
What does it say about me? Bizarre? Yeah, it takes
a lot though, Oh here he goes, because I know
this scary is very guilty of this.

Speaker 10 (01:42:50):
Well.

Speaker 12 (01:42:50):
On a day to day basis, if I'm having a
fight with somebody, I always go check to see if
they had followed me or not see.

Speaker 6 (01:42:55):
But but but in this case, do you really Yeah,
because it takes a.

Speaker 12 (01:42:59):
Lot to In this case with with Travis or who
we had a fight with, I'm not not recently anybody,
but I'm saying, but in the past it has happened,
and I went to go look at their follow list,
I'm like, huh, this person unfollowed.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
Me, and and it takes an act.

Speaker 12 (01:43:12):
You have to actively go find the button on the
person's page to unfollow them. So in this case with
Travis Kelcey unfollowing Ryan Reynolds, there's definitely beef there.

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
I know for a fact there has to be because
he unfollowed him.

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
Okay, but do you know for a fact?

Speaker 12 (01:43:28):
You know for a fact, Yeah, because because he had
to actually go to Ryan's page and hit unfollow So
the no.

Speaker 11 (01:43:36):
There's an easier way to do it, like if you
look at who you're following and you're scrolling through, you
could easily hit unfollowed.

Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
Right, but then you he actively chose to hit that button.

Speaker 11 (01:43:44):
Means But I do think there's beef when people follow
each other. I do think there is a little bit.
But I'm just saying it can happen by accidents sometimes.
I don't think this is one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
Yeah, what's up? That actually happened in our little universe here?
Scotty couple of times was unfollowed by Die and done.

Speaker 23 (01:44:03):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
But there it was a friendly fight, wasn't it.

Speaker 15 (01:44:06):
He's ever friendly here? But you know what the worst
part about it is when they finally refollow you. You're
a brand new follower, so I haven't been you know,
I haven't followed her for like ten years now.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
Now I'm brand new, Yes, Diamond.

Speaker 7 (01:44:17):
I still don't follow Scotty, so I don't know. Yeah,
it says follow back.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
When I look at his page, don't she even blocked
me for a while, I couldn't see any of her.

Speaker 7 (01:44:29):
He deserved it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Yeah, okay, I guess the point is there is something
behind it, So I guarantee something did happen.

Speaker 7 (01:44:36):
But Youake Lively told Ryan you have to follow.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
That's exactly what happened.

Speaker 7 (01:44:40):
I actually know what's Travis that did follow?

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Apparently are the women still following each other?

Speaker 7 (01:44:45):
I don't know, but maybe Taylor said Travis, you need
to unfollow.

Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
You know, you never know.

Speaker 7 (01:44:51):
There's so many stories going on.

Speaker 11 (01:44:53):
What if Travis Kelsey just decided on his own to
do it, or what if he doesn't like Byron?

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
This is my point.

Speaker 6 (01:44:58):
This is my point.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Thank thank you, Gandhi. My point is this, we fill
in the blanks in our own heads, feeling that that
is reality. I don't know if it is, and you
don't know.

Speaker 19 (01:45:08):
If it is.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
You just don't know. So childish, it is extremely childish.

Speaker 7 (01:45:12):
Scott deserved it when we both locked him. He deserved it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
But we're friends and coworkers.

Speaker 6 (01:45:17):
You know, tell pulled them as follow him.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
We don't know that, We do not know that, We
do not know any of this. Okay, let's be very clear.
We do not know these people. We do not know them.

Speaker 7 (01:45:29):
We just pretend we do.

Speaker 1 (01:45:31):
I don't even pretend to know them. I don't know them.
I don't want to know them, if.

Speaker 11 (01:45:34):
I'm fine, see I even I even think all the
information we know about them is exactly what they want
us to know about them.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Okay, that's that's that's possible.

Speaker 11 (01:45:42):
Yeah, So even whatever it is that we're thinking, it's
only based on the pieces of information that they've allowed
us to have.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Because you know, Tyler doesn't follow anybody, so she has
to tell Travis to do her bidding. No she doesn't.

Speaker 6 (01:45:58):
That's how it works.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
Worked in your in your little head. Maybe I just I.

Speaker 7 (01:46:02):
Don't Okay, did Travis unfollow Blake or only Ryan?

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
I can't find Blake under the followers.

Speaker 7 (01:46:10):
I mean, at the end of the day, the situation
between Blake and Justin was serious. It's a serious thing.
We're not making a joke about this, that we're making
jokes about that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
I'm just talking about people and following people. What's scary?

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
Since when did the Elvis Durant show unfollow me.

Speaker 16 (01:46:29):
Show?

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
How did you find that hold on your own? Show
unfollowed you.

Speaker 6 (01:46:34):
I work on the show. I'm talking on this show
right now, and it unfollowed me. How did that happen?

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
And look how mad he is?

Speaker 17 (01:46:40):
Will you be?

Speaker 7 (01:46:41):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
See, there are people on this planet, and Scary is
a prime example who live and die by follows and
unfollows obviously, and I find that intriguing in the morning show, God,
I felt that that up my bye?

Speaker 10 (01:47:02):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Everybody listening?

Speaker 14 (01:47:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
Yeah, everyone listening? Who follows scary? Drop him?

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
Oh wow?

Speaker 7 (01:47:10):
Umming.

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
You can always go back in and re follow later
if you have to unfollow scary larious.

Speaker 7 (01:47:19):
Scary quality content you never.

Speaker 13 (01:47:24):
Know it is.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
It's it's it's paid content. You make money off of that.
And now we're about to take money out of your pocket.

Speaker 6 (01:47:30):
You've never followed me, now's the time to follow me
at Scary Jones.

Speaker 11 (01:47:34):
I don't think anyone can even find me or follow me.
I just I just plateaued and then got flagged as
a child predator.

Speaker 7 (01:47:42):
Yeah follow, oh, it says follow back now for scary.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
Okay, all right, okay, I'm moving on to something else. Scary,
you need to calm down.

Speaker 7 (01:47:53):
That's a Tailor Swift song. I need to calm down.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
Did you see what Steven Spielberg said when he was asked,
what is the greatest American movie ever made?

Speaker 5 (01:48:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
Can you imagine what it is?

Speaker 7 (01:48:09):
Maybe of all time?

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
Yeah, he said The Godfather. Oh have you ever seen
The Godfather? Yeah? What do you think about it?

Speaker 11 (01:48:21):
I think I missed it in its prime, so it
was a little hard for me to follow, and it
was a little boring for you.

Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
Definitely has a deliberate pace to it, which it was
really long. I love The Godfather, Okay, I think it's
just fantastic. I mean, it's so brilliant.

Speaker 7 (01:48:37):
I've never seen it either, and a lot of people
have it now.

Speaker 14 (01:48:39):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:48:39):
He looks at me like you're Italian and Mama. My
problem with those movies is they get so violent and
they're not killing zombies, they're killing real people, and I
get upset of it. It's not that violent because it's old.

Speaker 1 (01:48:50):
Yeah, it's not really, it's not really over.

Speaker 7 (01:48:52):
What's the good Goodfellas is the woman he start kicking
the guy in the bar. I cannot watch that. I
cannot watch that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
So The Godfather, I can see why Steven's Wilberg would
say the Godfather is the greatest American movie ever made.
Because he's a student of film, you know, and you
know I love The Godfather?

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Does it? Does?

Speaker 5 (01:49:09):
He say?

Speaker 11 (01:49:10):
What it is about that movie that makes it the
greatest of all time?

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
Let's see Spielberg named what he believes is the greatest
American Francis Ford Copple is the Godfather. He said. Quote.
Many artists can and do take a bow from their
work on a page, on a canvas, on a screen.
But our applause for you, Francis, is from a different
kind of audience. When we're young, it's our parents we
want to make proud, and then it's our friends, and

(01:49:34):
then it's our colleagues, and finally it's our peers. You, sir,
are peerless. You've inspired a generation of storytellers. It is
a great storytelling film. You've inspired a generation of storytellers
who want to make you proud of their work. It's
from a filmmaker's point of view, an interesting thing. The
Godfather almost was not made because of the organized If

(01:49:56):
there is such thing as a mob, a great bunch
of guys. No, they didn't want they didn't want it made.
They know they wanted it unplugged. They were threatening people.

Speaker 7 (01:50:09):
Remember that show play I think it was called Playmakers
back in the day, had one season. It was about
the inner workings of football and stuff. It was an
unbelievable show. And then the rumor was is there was
a lot of behind the scenes like uh uh, if
you show that, we're not going to cooperate with you anymore,
we're not going to partner. And it only had a season.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
There you go, what's that name? There's a story about
The Godfather. Mario Puzzo who wrote it. He wrote the
book and then he wrote the screenplay and he did
the same thing for The Godfather too. And he realized
at this point in his career he didn't know how
to write a screenplay. He just wrote them based on
his book. So he took a course and got a
book on screenwriting. The first page said watch the Godfather.

(01:50:49):
That's a great screenplay. Oh wow, And he had never
even taken a class. He just wrote it.

Speaker 11 (01:50:53):
Well, do you think it's a movie that could be
up for a remake, like bring it into the twenty twenties?

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
Movies stands the test of times.

Speaker 7 (01:51:01):
Yeah, but have the movies do when they do remakes.

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
It's a period piece, right because it's set after World
War Two, right, and it's it kind of it fits
the time, right. Okay, So if you're interested in The Godfather,
I watched the series called The Offer. You saw that, Yeah,
with the Miles Teller. Yes, The Offer. It's all about
the making of The Godfather. It's on Paramount Plus and

(01:51:25):
I found it extraordinary. I thought it was great. Anyway,
So what do you feel in your world, in your universe?
What is the greatest movie of all time?

Speaker 11 (01:51:33):
Oh that's a tough one of all time for you,
of all your time, of all my time. Okay, I
always go to one that I know everyone's gonna roll
their eyes, but I think it's just it's a masterpiece.

Speaker 7 (01:51:46):
Mean Girls.

Speaker 11 (01:51:48):
Mean Girls is an amazing movie. It's a great social commentary.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
Absolutely it is.

Speaker 11 (01:51:52):
It's wonder it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
I totally agree. I can see why a lot of
people would think Mean Girls is an of all time.
I'm not sure, but of your time is when.

Speaker 7 (01:52:01):
I'm a cinematic masterpiece. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:52:03):
If we're thinking like a longer, oh my gosh, that's
an amazing movie than I think about things like Shashank Redemption.

Speaker 7 (01:52:09):
I do like good Fellas, there are some I don't know.
I'd have to think about it. What about Daddy's Home
Too and the new Jumanji the Fabulous?

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
If those are yours of all time? You deserve to
be her.

Speaker 7 (01:52:20):
Original top gun? I mean I can go on and on.
What would you guys say?

Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
God of.

Speaker 1 (01:52:28):
Well, my favorite film, favorite film of all time is
Auntie Maine with Rosslyn Russell. But that's like you've got
to be old and gay to understand.

Speaker 7 (01:52:34):
That you love, you know, the one with the fashion one,
Oh the.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
Devil put fabulous film.

Speaker 7 (01:52:45):
I think Breakfast at Tiffany's is a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:52:46):
See I think it is anyway, So think about that today.
Something a little fodder for your conversations with your friends
at work, or a play your your favorite film of
all time?

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
Who I'm gonna play?

Speaker 1 (01:52:59):
Hooky?

Speaker 3 (01:52:59):
Give iye Alvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
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(01:53:24):
Peace out, everybody,