FULL SHOW: The Day We Use Celebrity's Toilets

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Meet the man who tells the same joke over. Shut
the hell up, love that croche sandwich? Wait, hold on,
uh do you say.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Penis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Now, have you ever just been mining your own business?
Maybe you're at dinner, or at lunch, or in an airport,
or you're waiting at a doctor's office, liter and you
hear a conversation going on, and it's definitely a private conversation,
but you can't help it. It's right there, you're listening in.
So this happened to Froggy at the airport the other day, right, Frog, Yeah,

(00:50):
he heard everything. And rather than getting up and walking
away and getting out of their space to give them privacy,
it's hard to do that in air at an airport
where you have to sit down and wait.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
And so he said, and I find a power outlet.
I was trying to charge my phone. I was, I wasn't.
I wasn't going to give up that power outlet.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
So he was. He listened to the whole thing. Not
only did Frog, you listen to the whole thing. He
started tweeting out to the conversation and whether or not
he was on her side or his side, whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, they weren't arguing when they sat down. When they
first sat down, there was no problems. She saw something
and the argument started. So I heard it from go
all the way to the end.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
So it's the anatomy of an argument. Okay, So we're
going down a road here that's very private for these people.
At the same time, they were into public space, right
and it wasn't anything, you know, so bad that we
shouldn't talk about it right now? Do you want to
tell the story? Frog?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, you were in the airport and you heard a
couple talking, and here's what you heard.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah. So he the gentleman had just gone to dinner
with some friends and his recent ex just happened to
be at the dinner. At some point. He ended up
sitting next to her during the dinner. He did not
tell his current girlfriend until she saw it when they
were sitting in the airport. On social media, he was
tagged in a picture from the dinner table and she

(02:08):
saw it.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Wow, right there in front of him.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh yes, So she's very upset and she wants to
know why. He says he didn't say anything for two reasons. One,
he said absolutely nothing, happened, and he says that he
knew she would react that way and that he was
trying to save her from getting upset about nothing. That's
why he did not tell her about his ex being

(02:30):
at the dinner and him sitting next to her.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Oh, this is tough.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Should we take this to the court.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, this is a tough one.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't know it was tough. I think it is tough.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Besides, I see why she would get upset. But I
also see him maybe if she's a little reactive, and
he's saying it wasn't a big deal, nothing happened. I
didn't see the need to tell you.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
And the problem is pictures. Now the social stuff pops up.
She sees it, and he never explained it in the
first place.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
It looks ten times worse once it pops up and
you get caught out.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
The question is if pictures weren't taken versus if pictures
were taken. So the only reason he should have said
something is because pictures were taken. Otherwise you should have
kept it quiet.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Oh no, right, you're hiding anything, right, that's being dirty.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
No.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
But if you're not hiding anything, why couldn't you just say, hey, listen,
just so you know, my ex was there and I
just wanted you to know because you might hear about it.
Nothing happened, but you know, it's just pain in the.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Ass plum, you know what.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
That is easy to say.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
Why can't you say that?

Speaker 8 (03:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
You also know sometimes you're dating people who are like
overreactive to things, and you can say a million times
nothing happened, it was nothing, and they might still be
upset about it if it was really nothing. Maybe I
see a little bit why he didn't tell about that picture?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Do we know how long they had been separated?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
No, that I did not ask. I was not able
to ask any questions. Okay, investigtion.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Okay, let's say you go to dinner with a lot
of friends and your ex is there, and you know what,
there's no harm done in saying hi to them. You
know what I'm saying, this cold shoulder, and unless it
was like a really better divorce or whatever, there's nothing
wrong with saying hi. They're a part of your history,
they're an old friend, whatever. Okay, do we all agree
there's nothing wrong with that? Yes, it's in a public way. Okay, Now,

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so if I tell my current. It could stir up
some negative vibes.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
You know, Well, you got to weigh the pros and cons.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
If that person was to find out on their own
some way, somehow, would it be a worse reaction than
you telling them.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I can't argue with that. I can't argue against that.

Speaker 9 (04:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (04:31):
Right.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
The worst argument he had was when he said to her, quote,
I didn't tell you because I knew you'd react like this.
You're exact. This is exactly why I don't tell you things,
because you react like this. I'm like, that's a that's
just a bad argument.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
So you said you felt he was wrong in this situation.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Oh, I think he's one hundred million, one hundred million percent.
Just be honest.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
At the end of the day, he didn't do anything wrong.
I mean, if she, if she would what that we
know of? Okay, Well that that opens a whole that's
a whole different argument that you did. The only thing
that was on the table was the fact that he
was in a public place with a lot of friends
and she ended up there and he didn't want to
tell her. It's like, sometimes it's easier if I just

(05:13):
ignore it. It's no big deal. We'll move on. I
also sort of see that logic a little bit, but
it didn't play out that way.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Dishonest.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Hi Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, what's up?

Speaker 11 (05:26):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (05:26):
So my opinion, I would definitely feel betrayed only because
you know, you're supposed to have an open line of
communication with your significant others. So if you can't feel
as though you cannot tell me, just as an s
y you know so and so there can't let you know,
then there's no trust. Then maybe you are hiding something.

Speaker 13 (05:49):
Yeah, I would have felt betrayed.

Speaker 12 (05:52):
I would have been like, really, like you couldn't tell me.

Speaker 14 (05:55):
I would have felt much better.

Speaker 12 (05:59):
To social media.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Okay, I know I say social media snags you every time,
but you know what, yeah, I know the social media
can get you every time. All right, listen, thank you, Denise,
thank you very much. A lot of people are weighing
in and saying the same thing. There's a trust thing.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yeah, of course I don't know, but he'll tell.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Uh Yeah, I mean, you know, it depends on the situation. Look,
if I'm just walking down the street and I see
an ex and we sat there and talked for a second,
I moved on. If I don't tell it's like, well,
then it doesn't bring up any weird feelings. But if
I do tell it, could you know? It all depends
on the person you're dating. Look, I happen to be
with someone who doesn't fly off the handle in a

(06:37):
jealous rage. He just doesn't. He'd be like, oh whatever,
So I don't mind telling him. But we don't know
the history behind this couple. She may or they both
may have a history of just getting crazily jealous and
causing a stir, starting a fight and then you know,
bringing it back for three days and bringing it up again.

(06:57):
I don't We don't know what their history is. So
maybe there is a history of stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
I know, it's very dependent on.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
The couple, it really is, Hi, Jessica, Yeah, what's up?
What do you think?

Speaker 8 (07:09):
So?

Speaker 15 (07:10):
I think that if if she's in a trusting relationship
with her boyfriend and you know, they're both trust each other,
and I mean if it's an ex but it's an
ext for a reason. So if she's you know, that
upset about it, then obviously she either doesn't trust him
or there's more going on that right, Well.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
She wasn't upset that if it sounds like she wasn't
upset that he ran into his ex. He was, she
was upset that he didn't say anything to her, right.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
See, it also runs down to if he if he
if he's hiding something that simple, what else is he
not telling me that?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
You how my mind works to Danielle, all right, so yeah,
so you kind of see that, Jessica a little bit.

Speaker 16 (07:46):
It's like if if you if.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
You go into social media and you see your boyfriend
hanging out with an ex, alarms would go on.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
It ripped me off right right, And he even took.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
A picture of you. What are you stupid?

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Friends called dude, I can't leave Allison saw Donnie like what.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Don So maybe it's better like if you have if
you see something, say something right right, Yeah, if you
see one of those old timey bombs in the fuses
is like s you should say something. If a train's
come in, don't don't walk out in front of it,
all right, Jessica, thank.

Speaker 15 (08:18):
You, thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah. So then you start asking all these sub questions
like Danielle, Hi, Danielle, Hello, and what's your question about this?

Speaker 17 (08:29):
I want to know why the current girlfriend wasn't at
the dinner.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, no, he's allowed to go have dinner with friends,
right for sure? I mean she doesn't have to go
to every single dinner he goes to, doesn't, No, no,
or does?

Speaker 18 (08:44):
But did he know that the ex girlfriend was going
to be there?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
She didn't, didn't.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
It didn't sound that way. It sounded like the ex
girlfriend being there was not planned. It sounded that way
with what I could hear.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
See, Danielle, It's not unusual what you're asking. A lot
of people like to start asking all the what if
questions and you can actually what if this and until
the end of time, like like our Danielle does the
same thing I do.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
I like to know what IF's about everything.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
We start asking questions, we don't have answers to you.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Elvis always looks at me and he goes, Danielle, we
don't know that. We don't know your answer this.

Speaker 19 (09:15):
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, I don't I know, but it does, it does,
But Danielle, it does make the suspicious mind come up
with follow up questions total and then then there's nothing
wrong with that. Look, we have to walk through life
being suspicious of things, otherwise we you know, be dead,
you know. So it's okay. Don't hate yourself over it.
You're great, Danielle. And next time, next time I needed

(09:37):
a private investigator, I'm calling.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
You organization, Danielle and Danielle.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, d and d Danielle. Thank you for listening. You
go have a great day.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 20 (09:49):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 21 (09:53):
Hello.

Speaker 22 (09:53):
Yeah, hello, Elvis in the Morning Show, come on.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Wake up, wake History in the morning. Soon, Scary, would
you put that salad in the trash? I can't do it?
Scary okay, Scary, Well, Scary's got this thing, he's got
this need to chew things at all times. Uh, this
morning's matter of fact. There was a brownie sitting here
and he picked it up. And what did he says?
He said, Ah, there's nothing else to eat. There's nothing
else to eat, so I guess I'll eat this. So

(10:29):
then he ordered a Greek salad. He's back here eating
it and with every bite I see it it's a pain.
You don't like the salad at all, but you keep
eating it. And I'm like, well, why don't you just
stop eating it?

Speaker 14 (10:39):
I paid good money for this salad. I only took
about maybe ten or eleven bites. It's still two thirds full,
and I just now, I'm just eating it out of
the fact that I.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Have to clean my plate because oh, now, were you
remember of the clean plate club when you were growing up?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Was I?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
That was all? That was a diffferent time.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
I had to if I didn't if I didn't clean
my plate, I wasn't allowed to have any kind of
dessert after dinner. Don't even ask.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yep, you didn't eat all your dinner. You did that.
If you don't finish your dinner, maybe you shouldn't have dessert.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Are separate compartments.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, but you shouldn't be a reward for being a glutton.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
You know what I'm saying exactly like I never was
able to finish everything on my plate I was little.
People gave me too much food. That was a very
stressful situation.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
But another thing I caught scary doing eating the salad
he doesn't want to eat. He said, well, I guess
I'm just eating because I'm bored. Yeah, well you know
why you're bored, because you're eating a salad. There's nothing
exciting about that salad.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
No, And then he said, I'm just eating it for
the sport of it.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
So, yeah, I know, the sport of eating. But you
say you blame this on your parents totally. Well, first of.

Speaker 14 (11:47):
All, I eat because either I'm hungry or something tastes delicious.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
This is now, this is the third reason. This is
neither you're you're not hungry, nor is this delirious. The
third reason why.

Speaker 14 (11:55):
I'm eating is because I have to finish my plate
and my aerags are the ones that used to say
when I was growing up, you know, there are kids
starving in other countries.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
And you I'm like, well that don't you just mail
it to them.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Oh my parents used to tell me that kids used
to eat out of dumpsters, so you should be very
thankful and eat all your food. So I would go
throw my food into the dumpster, thinking I was feeding people.
Oh god, yeah that's logic.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, yeah, I know it's scary. Here's the thing. Look,
the last thing we want to do ever is to
waste food. And I do give you that. And this
is a dressed salad. There's really it doesn't have a
lot more mileage on it. No, you know what I'm saying. No,
it can't be. So you need to maybe ask around,
maybe someone here. The problem with eating that salad is
you've been like licking your fork and putting it back

(12:41):
in the salad, and so no one wants to eat that,
So that that salad is done, it's condemned.

Speaker 14 (12:46):
Yeah, I think this is why we over reap, because
I will just sit here until it's finished.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Okay, well we don't do that.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Maybe take it down to rat park and feed the natives.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
No, let's not feed the rest. I think that salad
is done. I hate to say it. You want to
throw it out for me? Because I can't. I can't
throw it out. Oh scary.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Really, I like how annoyed you were getting because every
bite he takes he was making a different noise of unhappiness.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
What the hell are you doing? Did you hear that?

Speaker 23 (13:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
And I said, what's that noise you're making? You said,
what donamicu? Noise? He's back there eating the salad and
he looks up to the heavens and he goes, oh, yeah,
why are you Why are you eating it? He's like,
what did I make a noise? Yeah, you're back there
going that was.

Speaker 14 (13:27):
The last bit of feta. The last bit of feta
was there, and now there's nothing else to look forward to.
It's just greens.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, I'm sorry, Scary. Hey, why we're on the topic
of food. Look, I don't know what to do with that.
You know, you're a grown man. Just figure it out.
I got it. I gotta do a show. I'm not
going to turn this whole room and this whole show this.
You know, this show generates how many hundreds of millions
of dollars in revenue and we're sitting here talking about it.
Your salad for thirty minutes? Thank you, Scary. You don't

(13:54):
have to make sound effects throwing away a salad. You
heard himknew that. All right, I'm going to throw away
this out. Oh oh oh god.

Speaker 21 (14:06):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Tap Danielle, Yeah, all right, what's your phone tap?

Speaker 6 (14:12):
All?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
All right?

Speaker 5 (14:12):
So Leah is in college and has a very protective father,
so it's driving her crazy.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
So she wants to mess with him a little. So
I'm calling from the hotel room that she booked for
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Okay, here we go. Let's see what happens to Danielle's
phone tap.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Hello is how I'm looking for.

Speaker 8 (14:29):
Leah Nismyram Please she's not here right now?

Speaker 7 (14:32):
Who's this is Leslie. I'm calling from Hey.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
I wanted to let her know that she put a
credit card down for Friday night and the credit card
didn't go through.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
I wanted a new credit card number in order to
keep the reservation for her.

Speaker 8 (14:44):
Where are you.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
The hotel?

Speaker 8 (14:48):
She's not even old enough to have a reservation. I
don't understand this.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, we two for two people on Friday night, non smoking,
king size bed.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
No no, no. First of all, she's not even old
enough to brin a hotel room.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Okay, Well, I'm just letting her know that if she
doesn't give me the proper credit card, then I'm going
to have to let the room go.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
So you can.

Speaker 8 (15:06):
Let the room go. I'm telling you right now. Okay.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
What the problem is is I already ordered for the
champagne bathtub, and so I'm.

Speaker 8 (15:12):
Gonna have to do bathtub. It's not happening. Not happening.
First of all, she's a minor under my roof, and
I am not giving her permission for this. That's number one.
Number two. If she shows up and I go down
there and I find she's there, I'm bringing the cops in.
You're all going to jail. Cancel the reservation.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Will you do me a favor and just discuss that
with her and have her get back to just.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
Because either way your discussion, cancel it.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Okay, but sir, we.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Need to speak with her regardless, because I know you don't.

Speaker 24 (15:40):
I do.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
I need to speak She's not even legal. Excuse me, sorry,
not happening. You try to charge the card, I'm going
to call a credit card company and have it canceled.
I'm the one who pays for that card. Goodbye.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
Did you hear him?

Speaker 25 (15:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:59):
He's in Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
All right, So here's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
You know, he's gonna try to call you, and then
when he tries to call you, we'll just miss the
call and then we'll call him back.

Speaker 8 (16:07):
Okay, okay, hello borrow, Yeah, way to miss my call.

Speaker 23 (16:14):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (16:16):
I want to know what's going on for Friday.

Speaker 23 (16:18):
I'm going to the movies and then i'll be home.

Speaker 8 (16:21):
Oh yeah, and where are you going to see this movie?

Speaker 23 (16:25):
I mean at the movie theater? Where else would I
go see the movie?

Speaker 26 (16:27):
Sure?

Speaker 9 (16:27):
You're not going to do you watch the movie?

Speaker 23 (16:31):
I'm in college. Why don't you let me finally grow
up a little bit?

Speaker 8 (16:35):
Cut the boat. You want to be grown up? Okay, fine, okay,
your credit card bills.

Speaker 23 (16:39):
I wish you would just like relax a little bit.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
I can't relax when I got a little liar living
under my roof.

Speaker 23 (16:45):
I told you I'm going to the movies. I told
you one time.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Strike one, Where are you gonna be on Friday?

Speaker 23 (16:51):
Hanging out with friends?

Speaker 9 (16:53):
Strike two?

Speaker 8 (16:54):
Tell me the truth? Where are you going to be
on Friday the movies?

Speaker 9 (16:59):
Strike?

Speaker 8 (17:00):
You're a liar?

Speaker 23 (17:01):
Where do you think I'm going to be?

Speaker 24 (17:03):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (17:03):
I don't know. Maybe it's some hotel with somebody doing something.

Speaker 23 (17:07):
Fine. I booked a hotel room at a for Josh
and I hold on, that is Josh. It's that guy
that I've been seeing. I told you about him.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Anyway, I don't even know this guy.

Speaker 27 (17:20):
So are you kidding me?

Speaker 9 (17:21):
You're using my money to go to a hotel? What
the guy?

Speaker 8 (17:24):
I don't even know? I been a little pig. I
cannot believe you. I thought I raised you better than this.
What is there?

Speaker 5 (17:33):
It's Danielle from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show and
your daughter is phone tapping you.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Dad?

Speaker 8 (17:37):
Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (17:38):
Yep?

Speaker 28 (17:39):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (17:40):
Why cannot believe this, Dad, you just need You're really
trying to kill me, aren't you. You're really trying to
kill me.

Speaker 29 (17:46):
Aren't you.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
You didn't really book a hotel.

Speaker 8 (17:47):
You guys, I can't believe you did this to me.
You guys are my heroes.

Speaker 21 (17:52):
Dan phone time.

Speaker 30 (17:55):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participation.

Speaker 21 (18:00):
Phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
As in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
So I just read this article. I was talking to
Gandhi about there's a wildlife center somewhere I'll find it
where you buy a salmon and you name it after
your ex and they you can watch them feed the
salmon to a bear.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Wo that's good.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
I like that. Also not a quick.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Death, okay, no, no, no, yes, not a quick death.
I mean that went's a quick death, but it's a
it's a slow choo.

Speaker 24 (18:34):
Right.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Why can't I buy the salmon and frit up at
home and eat it after I name it after my ex?

Speaker 21 (18:39):
Could?

Speaker 29 (18:40):
Well?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
You could see yourself now, I mean I remember years ago,
we did this promotion at a club where we had
a wood chipper on the stage. You could bring you
can bring a picture of your ex and we would
throw it to the wood schipper and I think it was.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
A webster hole.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeahhred your ex Okay. So then Gandhi said, you know
what I did once? Tell him what you told me?
And Daniel I actually asked her to leave my office.
It was creepy, Okay.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
I asked, has anyone ever burned a photograph of someone
an X? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (19:09):
An X?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Have you done it? No?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
No, But now listen to what she said happened.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
It's very satisfying because their face just melts away slowly,
like before the picture actually burns. So you just see
a melting of a face and you're like, oh my god,
this is so witch like.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I love it, don't Okay, look at what we're doing.
So the relationship just didn't work.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Okay, But I understand what she's saying because it's like
they start to disintegrate right in front of you. Yes,
it's not like you want them to die. No, you
just that you want them to leave your life.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
Yeah, and that'sycho, I know.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
But she talking about like watching their face bubble.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
See that it was just a melting of the face.
I'm telling you would do it in a safe environment
if you can take a photo and just light it
on fire, and you'll be like, what if somebody cheats on.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
You with your best friend, tell me you don't want
to do it, No, because.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I'm going to tell your now and you know me
about it. When it comes to things like this with ex'es, yeah,
just leave them alone, just ignore them and move on.
I think burning their pictures actually giving them some sort
of energy that they don't deserve. What's scary.

Speaker 14 (20:12):
But if you were to name a rat after your
ex and then feed it to a snake, how about
that one?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Well, then you got to watch it moving down the
snake's body. I want to FaceTime.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Usually you want to name your snake the X Yeah, snak.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Now, if you don't let your ex know they're a jackass,
how are they going to know?

Speaker 7 (20:31):
Like you have to tell them they know they're a jackass.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, but sometimes you got to remind them.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
You guys are always talking about like revenge on your ex.
I really truly think that, you know, I'm gonna go
over there and I'm going to I'm going to put
oreos all over his car.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
Yeah, it's so hard to get off, by the way.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Okay, but why give them the energy when you could
be just okay, that's about them, make it about me.
I'm going to move on and just ignore the fact
they exist because they're an a hole.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
I kind of agree with you, but I kind of
want them to think I'm a crazy bitch too. We
already know that about like honestly, like, oh my gosh,
like she is Carrie Underwood, Like remember that song from
Carry Onto It Bridge, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Thank you. I saw this sweet where a girl was like,
I'm gonna send my X back all of his stuff
and include some stuff that's not his. So one he
knows that I moved on into he knows that I'm
still a psycho yours again.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I just really think that once you break, it's done.
There's no reason to go back. There's no reason to
teach them a lesson.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Yes there is.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Sometimes there's a reason.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
There is so much satisfaction in teaching a lesson if
someone's done you wrong. Look, if it was a regular
breakup and it just didn't work, that's one thing. But
if they were a total douchebag and they did you wrong,
come on the satisfaction not to hurt the person.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
But just to get back at them a little bit.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
How come you're so mature, Elvis? Yeah, this is so
not fun with mature people.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I don't think. Look, you know me, I'm far mature.
But all I'm saying is I really think that you
start swimming in this this radiation that you don't need
to swim and it's done.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yes, I'm very shallow, and I'm very proud of that.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Then let me open my mind a little more and
say to each his own right, all right, I get it.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, there's no diving in my pool. It's all shallow. Nothing,
very very shallow pool. It's like angle deep.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
I mean, there are companies that are like based on
being fueled by revenge, like the people who send bags
of poop. No one's doing that as like a hey,
I love you. You're doing it because you're ticked off.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
That don't do that.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Someone needs poop, Okay, right now, It's okay to be
a bitter old queen sometimes.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
And then yeah, I think sometimes you just have to
lean into it.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
Just I'm a bitter straight person sometimes.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Back to this thing about getting revenge with your ex,
which I really I don't know, Lauren, how are you?
We're doing well? So he's your ex for a reason, obviously, correct. Yeah,
what happened? Did he cheat on you?

Speaker 8 (23:02):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (23:02):
Yes, yes. We were together for a year. We had
moved in together and we had plans to meet up
and he never answered me. So I was like, well,
I'll just drop by the apartment. And we were living
together at the time, and there was another woman there.
So after they left. He was a cop at the time,
and he had you know, mace around the house. Mace so, yes,
like pepper spray. So I pepper sprayed the shower heads,

(23:27):
the bed sheets, the silverware, eating utensils, door handles, just
burned in places that needed to burn.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, I mean and he was a police officer, right, yes,
Now don't you think couldn't that be illegal? What you did?

Speaker 13 (23:41):
I mean there, we lived together, so I had a key.
It's not like I broke in there.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Why it's mace, because army does it make your skin
bubble up? How does that work?

Speaker 13 (23:53):
I've been hit with it hurts, it hurts'll survive.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Okay, So did you Okay, So I guess you guys
broke up after that? Oh yes, yes, she broke it
all right, Now, did you really need to do that?
To move on or could you have just moved on
and left it behind you?

Speaker 9 (24:09):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (24:10):
I could have moved on and left it that way.
But it was so funny, Like my best friend was
actually with me at the time, and she was my
maid of honor at my wedding a couple of years ago,
and she even made the comment, she was like, you
better treat my girl nice.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
If not, she'll.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
Can you imagine when.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Oh god, no, I don't want that disease? So, Lauren,
I mean, how did he respond to that with you?
Did he did he get into them?

Speaker 13 (24:37):
He never said anything afterwards. He never messaged me or
contacted me or I missed. I don't know. Maybe out
of embarrassment. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
Well maybe, but I know it works. It doesn't work.

Speaker 13 (24:50):
I know it works. I know he said something to
somebody else.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Okay, okay, all right, well thank you Lauren. By the way,
I just want to say we do not as a
show advocate you putting me, but thank you for the story. Nonetheless,
is this cecil cecil, cecil high cecil. I like cecil
because it's cecil is like an old school way of
saying ceesel. So okay, you got drunk and you're a

(25:14):
little upset about your ex.

Speaker 31 (25:16):
So what Yeah, So basically I was living with my
grandma at the time, going to college and it was
like my first love thing eighteen.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
Uh.

Speaker 31 (25:24):
We dated for about four years, so I was about
twenty two at the time, and we had our first
huge breakup and I found out that she went to
like a marine another marin's graduation and stayed with them overnight.
So I had I had a couple friends over handle
a cuervo, and first it started just like bashing, you know,
and I said, you know, I saw a picture on

(25:44):
the fridge and I was like, you know what, I'm
ending this and I literally ate a picture.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
By the way, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Was it weird when you went into the mathroom and
you saw her nose fall into the toilet.

Speaker 31 (26:03):
Then that's the thing. I've never seen any part of
that picture.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I don't know. Yeah, you had a little tequila, so
you ate her picture. And so as you were eating
her picture, I mean, were you actually thinking, you know what,
this is good. I actually feel like I'm getting over her.

Speaker 29 (26:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 31 (26:22):
Yeah, Actually it was pretty satisfying. But it was just
like I didn't tell anybody was coming, like all my
We were just around the kitchen table doing shots and
I just grabbed the picture and like the room went silent,
and all my friends were like, holy crap. I was
just I was just sitting there eating a picture.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
You gotta be careful. If you eat your ex's picture,
you won't get hemrhid, you'll get polaroids. Make sure those
aren't dangling. Thank you. There's a story of hope. Hello Aaron,
how are you?

Speaker 8 (26:53):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Am good?

Speaker 28 (26:53):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
We're doing well. So did you eat your ex's picture
after drinking cuervo?

Speaker 32 (26:58):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
What did you do?

Speaker 32 (27:00):
Have pictures of me and him in half? And I
went to his house and I placed them on his windshield.
And I did not know that the weather for the
night into the morning calls for rain. So the pictures
got rained on and stuck to his windshields. He woke
up the next morning and could not get them off
of his windshields.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Chemical reaction.

Speaker 32 (27:26):
Set a car watch and get them scraped off.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh sorry about that. Something tells me that if you
wake up and go out to your car and there's
a ripped picture of you and your ex on your windshield,
I don't know. I start thinking there's something wrong here.

Speaker 33 (27:43):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
So I know you said you had to use chemicals
and things to get them off.

Speaker 17 (27:48):
They like had use a scrape row to get it off.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah wow, now okay, So as wrong as that went,
it all turned out. Okay. Are you a better person
in a better place because you did that or would
have been just as good had you not?

Speaker 16 (28:02):
Uh?

Speaker 32 (28:03):
No, it was definitely worth it, only because my stupid
mind at the time decided to get back together with
him and he ended up cheating on me again with
one of my friends and he's now engaged to her.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
All right, I don't like hearing that.

Speaker 21 (28:18):
Now.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
How are you though? Are you good?

Speaker 13 (28:21):
Yes, I'm good.

Speaker 32 (28:21):
I'm actually getting married.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Yeah, you're better off.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Thank you for listening, and congratulations on your wedding.

Speaker 32 (28:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Scary your thoughts on revenge.

Speaker 14 (28:32):
So I'm guessing the takeaway from this entire conversation from
listening is revenge is the best form of closure, not for.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Everyone, for some of us.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'll I'll say it again and I'll leave it alone.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I think when you commit revenge whatever you want to
say it is, or if you go out of your
way to do anything toward an X. You are giving
them your energy. They don't deserve it anymore. It's it
should at that point, the moment you break up, even
though it's natural to hurt, it's natural to wonder why, whatever.

(29:05):
The best thing you can do for yourself in taking
care of yourself is move forward because you deserve it.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
I agree with you. I think that it's really really
tough as far as you should never do the stuff
where you actually act towards someone. You don't ever do it.

Speaker 34 (29:18):
But if you want to burn a picture to watch
their face, we agree with you.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Little bubbly face.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, just a melting of a face. It's fine.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
It's not as real face.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, it's not like you're burning his car, right, Carrie
Underwood or taking a back to the headlight.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Yeah, don't do that.

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Speaker 21 (30:01):
Elvister ran in the Morning show. Elister ran in the
Morning show.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
So have you ever been on vacation and you find
out that the toilet you've been using has been used
by a celebrity?

Speaker 9 (30:22):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yes, yes, scary.

Speaker 14 (30:24):
So I was down in the dr on vacation and
we rent at a villa where people like Tiger and
post Malone State and I'm sitting there and I'm thinking like,
this is awesome, this is awesome, and then I realize,
oh my god, I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm like,
post Malone use this toilet.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I stayed in the room post Malone state unless he
brought his own.

Speaker 14 (30:46):
Seat, But I'm sitting there and now I couldn't get
out of my head.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I'm in the bed and I'm like, oh my god,
post Malone slept here. What did he do in this bed?
So I mind started wandering and going crazy. But yeah,
true story, But yeah, I kind of didn't want to
know celebrity toilets Well says nineteen, Like nineteen is Alyssa,
you actually used the celebrities? Well, hello, you used the
celebrities toilet? Which celebrity did?

Speaker 36 (31:15):
So?

Speaker 7 (31:15):
I used Rob Zombies' toilet.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
All right, So where did this happen?

Speaker 7 (31:21):
That's scary.

Speaker 37 (31:23):
So he's actually married to my cousin's cousin and they
were giving away some furniture that my cousin wanted.

Speaker 15 (31:29):
So I went with her with a U haul to
go pick.

Speaker 18 (31:32):
Stuff up, and we just kind of spent the day there.

Speaker 38 (31:34):
We had lunch there, and eventually, you know, I had
to go bathroom.

Speaker 37 (31:38):
So that's how I used Rob Zombie toilet.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Did you blow it up? You didn't blow it up,
did you?

Speaker 21 (31:43):
No?

Speaker 37 (31:43):
No, I didn't blow it up.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Was it clean or were there like dead bodies around?

Speaker 28 (31:49):
No?

Speaker 21 (31:49):
It was very clean.

Speaker 38 (31:50):
His house is so nice.

Speaker 37 (31:52):
There's so much like funky.

Speaker 17 (31:53):
Cool like dark art on the walls, and it's a
really nice house.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
But it was very clean. All right. Well, good, Thanks
for sharing your celebrity toilet story. Welcome to celebrity toilet stories.
All right, listen, thanks for listening to us. You go
have a good day.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Okay you guys, of course, love you too.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Now listen to this one. Froggy Online eighteen Christina, Christina
tell Froggy where whose toilet you used?

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Toby Keith?

Speaker 39 (32:20):
Oh wow, you know the late Toby Keith's very sad
for me right now. But I had a friend who
found him before he became like a big star, and
it was if you guys remember Intrepid. He played on
the Intrepid back in like ninety eight or something like that.
And we went and I had to use the bathroom

(32:46):
after the show, and we were waiting for the meet
and greet with him, and the manager was like, oh,
come on the bus and I'm like, no, I can't.
They're like, yeah, yeah, let's go, and I'm like okay.
So I was sitting on his toilet and I was
doing like that happy peepee dance because.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
I was like, my god, toilet, this is so amazing.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
What am I going to take?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I took nothing.

Speaker 39 (33:06):
But then when I came out, the band was there,
so I was having a beer hanging out with them,
and like Toby came on the bus and I was
I got to meet him, like you know, had a
beer with him for maybe a minute, and that was it.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Wow, Wow, look at that I got to use this
toilet though, Yeah, I see that's pretty cool because you
also got to hang out on the bus, which is
like that's your honor to be invited to the bus.
I love that. Great story and perfect timing. Excellent, Christina,
thank you, thanks for listening. We love toilet stories. This
is this is how low we go, We go very low.

(33:41):
Look at the text messages. I used Ralph Mancio's toilet
the Karate Kid. My mom used Gloria Gainer's toilet in
her dressing room at the Apollo Theater. Wow, that's cool,
that's cool.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
I used Chris Rock's toilet, remember, and then I stole
his toilet paper on Halloween.

Speaker 7 (33:56):
No, it was not on Halloween.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
It was I went there for a meeting for something
once and I went in and he had the toilet
paper and it was gold ours you remember, I ripped
up a whole bunch and took.

Speaker 40 (34:05):
It with me.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
What did you do with it?

Speaker 7 (34:08):
I just kept it. I was like, who has gold
toilet paper? I thought it was so cool.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Wow. I know, but no one else is talking about
this on their show right now. I guarantee it. Another
called line twenty and let's talk to Nick. Nick did
something very unusual that we need to need to know
more about. Yes, Nick, what's going on?

Speaker 29 (34:28):
Hey? Hey, you're doing a guys, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
We're doing Okay, okay, whose toilet did you use?

Speaker 29 (34:33):
Claire Dans Claire Danes, Yeah, I got I got contracted
to install appliances in her apartment, and I went in
there and she used the toilet and very well, it
was in her Manhattan apartment.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Oh see, I wonder it's sort of related to what
you're sort of related to what you're saying, Nick, How
many plumbers installed new toilets in new homes owned by
celebrities and they christen them so they can be the
first to use them. We have heard that this is
a thing we have.

Speaker 29 (35:07):
Well that's that's what happened. The plumber had put it
in and I needed He said, right, we just put
it in and it's the only bathroom here. So I
was like, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
There, you go, you gotta do. I love that you've
got to do that, all right, Nick, Claire Dame's toilet.
I hope you're just listening. All right, Nick, thank you
very much. I love it. Thanks for thanks for taxing?

Speaker 8 (35:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
So who in the room, because I've got a few
and they're gonna sound boogie. I'm kind of debating whether
I should say.

Speaker 20 (35:36):
Them or not.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Oh, of course you should say.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Well, first, Gandhia said she doesn't recall ever using a
celebrities toilet.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah, I don't think so. I mean unless these bathrooms
around here count where, like a celebrity used our toilet
and then I used it after. I've never done it.
But I would like to know which celebrities blew up
our bathroom?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah right? Who else did anyone on the show use
a celebrity toilet?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, I'm using the Glacis toilet on his plane.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Okay, that wins the prize.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Sorry, I was gonna leave an airplane part out, but whatever,
that's awesome it is.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, well, I will tell you that there's a resort
we went to and we knew the lady who slept
in our bedroom before we checked in was Donna Tella
VERSACEI Versace, So I know I used her toilet. Oh wow,
And in the same resort. Next time we went, we
stayed in the same house that jay Z and Beyonce
stayed in, and we stayed in the primary suite, So

(36:32):
I'm assuming they used the toilet.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
Beyonce brings her own toilet seats, so.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
I don't I bet you know what? Okay, yeah, okay,
but you might have gotten jay Z's. But maybe I know.
When we stayed at the Hard Rock in Mexico, we
stayed in the Brent Michael Sweet so I guess Brett,
I said, on Brent Michael's toilet.

Speaker 8 (36:50):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
We rented the old Frank Sinatra house in Palm Springs,
so we know at least he used that bathroom at
some point. So I was sitting there one morning going,
oh my god, Frank Sinatra used to Papa Squad exactly
where I am.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
And even if it's not the same toilet, your waist
is traveling through the same pipes.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yes, thank you for sharing. The ultimate optimist. And then
I'll say something and this was a little touching for us.
We stayed in Bruce Willis's old house, so I know
that Bruce had used this bathroom before, and I was
I kept wondering what it was like for Bruce and
his family to enjoy this incredible place on the on

(37:34):
the beach. You were there, Nate, Yeah, yeah, you stayed
in the guest bedroom. I bet one of his daughters
he was that toilet.

Speaker 40 (37:40):
How crazy is that? You're like somebody sat right there
where I'm sitting. I actually spent a lot of time
on the toilet just.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
For that very reason. Babe Bruce Willis was reading a
magazine right here exactly. Yes, scary, what's up?

Speaker 14 (37:56):
We just got a text I used Limp Biscuits tor
bus toilet.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Oh yeah, well there you go. I think we've really
run all the juice out of this one.

Speaker 21 (38:13):
Ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 23 (38:15):
Do you think I look in bed?

Speaker 8 (38:17):
I do?

Speaker 21 (38:17):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show, Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Okay, pull up your Instagram, all right and go to
your Discovery page. Then you get that by pushing the
little little magni magnifying glass. Okay, now look down. What
are the three things that you obsess over as far
as the pages you follow?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Oh my god, this is terrible.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Golf, golf, scantily girls not wearing a lot of clothing.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Okay, scantily clad women and memes meme okay, okay, Gandhi,
what are your top three animals?

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Scenic places outside and food?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Wow? Yeah, Daniel, what are yours?

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Cute puppies, Disney shoppers and celebrities?

Speaker 7 (39:12):
Like Kevin Hart.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
I have cute puppies on mine, but they have pink noses.
I don't think they have straight. You checked yours?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Scary? Have you checked yours? What are your top three
scared kittens?

Speaker 14 (39:22):
Women exercising in yoga pants and.

Speaker 40 (39:29):
You know you maybe you need to get a kitten straight, Nate,
I actually have a lot of men exercises.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
All right.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Now, it's I get worked out, straight work, I get
work out.

Speaker 35 (39:39):
Look at that, guys, but right there, when's.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Last time you worked out like that guy in a while? Okay? Okay,
so guys who work out? What are your other top two?
I think that's the top one. Else, So you know,
you can tell a lot about yourself and your your private,
maybe sometimes subconscious obsessions by looking at your discovery page.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Okay? Mine are food by far Schnauzers, tons of different
Schnauzer pages and hot guys.

Speaker 21 (40:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Look here's a thing of spaghetti, and then the next
one is like this guy right here, look at that.
I'm upsessed.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Just so you know, there is a whole page I
may or may not follow called hot dudes with dogs.
You can combine the two and have a really good time, see.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
I need I need specifically schnauzers.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
You only likes schnauzers.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
And I see a lot of macaroni and cheese, a
lot of them. And here's a schnauzer taking a bath
and here's some macaroni and cheese, and who's he? Well,
look at that, he's off and look they're here. They're
grilling a flounder. I don't know where that came from.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
That looks good.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I don't know if it's a hot guy or a
schnauzer mess food, but it's it's really funny how we
know what we are excited about in life. Mine definitely
is food in schnauzers and hot guys. But sometimes without
knowing it, the number of sites or accounts that you
follow that have like like a weird sub subculture. So yeah,

(41:12):
because there's like Daniel Yours a shopping at.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
Disney Disney Shoppers.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
So there's this thing called the Disney Character Warehouse, Magic
Moment Shoppers. And what they do is if you don't
live in Florida and you want something from Disney or
you're interested in like you know, Disney villains like I am,
they do the shopping for you and they find a
lot of deals, and I follow a lot of those sites,
and I just realized I didn't know I followed that
many Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
You push follow that many times, you just don't realize.
So learn more about yourself. You can definitely see what
the obvious ones are, but what are the non obvious ones?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I'm currently watching a dog playing Jenga and he's really good. Yeah, real, careful,
this thing is so cute.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
And I noticed Jason darrulou Kevin Hart popping up a
lot like okay, well Danielle, yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Uh are you? I mean, are you? Are you attracted
to Kevin Hart? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:09):
I think he's adorable. I think it's because he's funny.
He's so funny. I just find him, you know, that
makes him attractive to me. But Jason Drula, well, you know,
he's just Jason straighten.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Have you found something other than guys exercises? Your phone?
Let me look, hang on, I'm trying to do two
things having your phone on Instagram? Hang on, who are
you calling?

Speaker 40 (42:32):
I'm trying to call somebody that has the Jonas they're following.
Actually I do follow the Jonas brothers too.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Why not? But I don't. I don't know if you're
obsessed because I can't see your Instagram. You know, just
pulled up Instagram, all right, because let me see what
he's obsessed over. Uhh, the same hot guy I pulled
up himself. Oh my god, here's a lot of there's
bears hugging each other, not guys, but like real bears, dogs,

(42:57):
a woman with fingernails. We don't need to get into that.
You follow like really weird. Still need to get into
that I followed. I do follow a lot of shoe accounts.
Shoe accounts.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Oh, I don't follow as many shoe accounts as you do.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Oh and the writing. Have you ever seen that somebody
does calligraphy writing? Oh my god, I'm the lamest person.
Look he follows calligraphy. Look so relaxing. He could have
written out your wedding invitations. You'd have been cheaper.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Right now, I'm in trouble at home. Lisa's texting me.
She says, I told you you were obsessed with boobs.
It doesn't matter you are, And it's okay. I'm just looking.
But look look at this.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Calligrapher on Nate's cool.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
It's kind of satisfying to watch.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I can watch that all day. That's better than watching
someone pompimpo oh.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
That's like glass blowing.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
I could watch glass blowers when we go to like
the carnivals and stuff like that, or like boardwalks and
they have the little glass blowers on the side. Sometimes
I am amazed at how they I mean, it's just crazy.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
To do what they do. When we went to Italy,
we went to Morano and watched the glass blowing there.
It was so on. Those guys are unbelievable artists.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, this is the best. All right, So go see
what you're obsessed about, and you might discover that you're
obsessed over something that you had no idea of. Learn
about yourself on Instagram.

Speaker 21 (44:14):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran. Phone tap, Jarret,
what's your.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Phone tap all about?

Speaker 8 (44:19):
All right?

Speaker 25 (44:20):
Bob wants to phone tap his wife, Rose Murray. Rose
Murray recently had some dental work done and was complaining
about her teeth ever since she had the work done.
So I'm going to start the call from the dentist
office to let her know why she's having that problem.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Excellent, here we go. Garrett's phone too.

Speaker 35 (44:35):
Hello, Hi is Rose Murray there.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
This is her.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Hi Rose Murray. This is doctor Julian Hardy. I'm calling
from the dental lab. How are you today?

Speaker 20 (44:43):
Good?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
I am calling because I see through the paperwork and
we just finished some test results that you've been having
problems with your bridge?

Speaker 35 (44:53):
Yeah, doctor, and what gave you the wrong bridge?

Speaker 23 (44:58):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
We have another client that you know was having the
same problems. That client actually is a competitive eater and
now you know he's walking around with you know, your
bridges in his mouth.

Speaker 27 (45:11):
I mean, and I don't even this guy have his teeth.
I mean they've already been I mean, were.

Speaker 35 (45:15):
They used or uh well, that's why I'm calling.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Like I said, he was a competitive eater, so he's
had those teeth since he was a young lad.

Speaker 27 (45:22):
Okay, the bridges I have, they were used.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
I just died.

Speaker 12 (45:26):
I just don't understand how you know this happened.

Speaker 27 (45:28):
I mean, I don't know who this person is or
I mean you know, I mean I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Well, I'm just calling to let you know we're gonna
set something up and take care of this as soon
as possible, so we can, you know, give the bridge
and the teeth back to their rightful owners.

Speaker 29 (45:42):
And that's just so.

Speaker 27 (45:43):
Where so he got mine and I have his?

Speaker 29 (45:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 27 (45:45):
All right, well, thank you very much.

Speaker 35 (45:47):
All right, have a nice day you too, by bye, Bob. Yeah,
we'll call her. Okay, I'm gonna call her. Yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna call her from here.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Okay, yeah, all right?

Speaker 27 (45:58):
Hey, hello, Hey, listen, are you sitting down? You ready
for this?

Speaker 20 (46:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:02):
What?

Speaker 23 (46:03):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (46:03):
I just got a call.

Speaker 27 (46:04):
From a guy at doctor lab. Evidently I have another
guy's bridges and he has mind.

Speaker 41 (46:12):
You know, ro I told you to get this thing
taken care of before you were having problems with the
way it was fitting.

Speaker 27 (46:18):
I have someone else's bridges in my mouth and the
other guy has mine.

Speaker 41 (46:21):
I mean somebody else's bridge in your mouth. Yeah, you
got yours freaking.

Speaker 27 (46:26):
Teeth in your yes, you know how the does that happen?

Speaker 41 (46:30):
You got some guy's damn teeth in your mouth. That's
freaking gross? How gross that is? I mean, you know,
I've been kissing you for two years and you got
that guy's teeth in your mouth.

Speaker 27 (46:41):
I want to freaking this is disgusting.

Speaker 41 (46:43):
Okay, she should have got your toothpicks when I told
you to get a fix.

Speaker 15 (46:47):
Okay, that's real.

Speaker 35 (46:48):
Nice Bob, Hey, Rosemarie. Yes, my name's garthrom Melvisturran in
the Morning show. And you just got phone tapped by
your husband.

Speaker 41 (46:55):
Bob, I told you, I did you.

Speaker 33 (47:00):
Oh my god, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 30 (47:17):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participats.

Speaker 21 (47:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. On Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I'll ask you for a friend. Would you care if
you dated a guy who had flawless hair It looked
real and natural, but it wasn't Would you be okay
with that?

Speaker 4 (47:53):
In which respect? Like it it could peel off his
head by accident.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Let's say he never told you you're dating some guy
and you don't even think about his hair as not
being real because it's so perfect. Would you have an
issue with him not telling you absolutely, like out of
the shoot. Yeah, like on our first date, I gotta
tell you my hair is a piece. This is a
squirrel on my head.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
This is a tough one. I don't know. I think
I think it's partially dishonest. However, women self included use
fake hare all the time. So and I don't think
that women run around telling me. I mean I do
if anyone ever compliments my hair, I'm like, God, that's
not real. But I don't know it's a double standard.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
I think that guys are so sensitive about their hair
and it's so important to them, and they get so
upset when a lot of them lose it, and it's
you know, I don't think i'd be mad.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
I think i'd be like, I'd understand.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Well, so if things got hot and heavy, and you know,
I mean.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
If things that hot nevi and it came off in
my hand exactly.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
I feel weird about it.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
I take a step back, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Because you're you're grabbing his head and forcing it here
and there, thinking it's a rat or comes off in
your hand.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Right, suddenly there's a raccoon in your Paul, Like.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
But you know, if the relationship turned into something, yeah,
there would be a disclosure.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
I would think you would hold I don't know, just ask.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
As a guy, what do you think as far as
the honesty or dishonesty about it?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Uh, Well, I don't know. I'm just I'm just kind
of curious, I mean, are you.

Speaker 7 (49:19):
What do you mean asking for a friend whose hair
fell off your head?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Thought you love it? We got so crazy, pulled his
hair right off his head. Here's another one. You're out
on a date. You find out that it's a convicted
murderer you're sitting across from. But it's now out. You know,
at what point should they tell you?

Speaker 21 (49:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Hold on? Now, Let's say I was convicted of murder
and I got out of jail. I'm out of prison.
I served my time.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
But you were convicted. So it was a bad murder.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Well, any murder, it's probably pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
But it was not a self defense murderer.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Okay, Okay, let's say it's a self defense. It wouldn't
be murder if it self defense went.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
I don't know how this works.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Okay. Let's say in self defense, I took a life, okay,
and I went to prison and serve time, and I'm
out and now I'm out with you on a date.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
No, no, let people know.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Really, so I have to wear that badge. I have
to wear that badge at all times. I have to
have the the scarlet A is it what it is?
On the on the on my Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
I think people should be given the correct facts about
somebody and then allowed to decide for themselves. Is this
something I'm into or not. I think that there are
still people out there who would happily date a convicted
self defense killer or whatever it is that we're talking
about who is in prison. I think there are people
who would do that, But I don't think you should
hide it from someone and take away their choice.

Speaker 23 (50:42):
No.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
I dated someone whose dad was on house arrest with
the little bracelet, and I remember it was like date
one or date two that I asked him, Hey, what's
going on, Like where are your parents? Like, tell me
about your parents, And he came right out and they said, well,
my dad's up for possibly killing my mom, like it
was a big thing.

Speaker 7 (51:00):
Wow, And but I still dated him.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Beautiful children, the same guy.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
It's not yeah, Nate, what Okay?

Speaker 40 (51:08):
I think we've all been out of the dating game
for too long, because do you realize what happens when
somebody meets somebody else.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
They do a deep dive on that other person.

Speaker 40 (51:17):
They they have friends that have background check information, they
have logins.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
They go deep on people before they even sit down
for drinks.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
So I sit down on a date with you and
I say, Okay, it's nice meeting you, thanks for inviting
me out. But I'm gonna say right now, I did
some looking. That hair is not real. You wouldn't even
go on the date because you're like, he's that hair
is not real.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
I have a question that what does it bother guys
when women have fake hair? Are you guys? Like, what
the hell like if it just comes out, it's like
independently hanging on a hook or something.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Okay, then then then closed? Then uh yeah, we got
to run here. Scary.

Speaker 14 (51:55):
What's I just want to say, similarly to people who
are not allowed to be around children, then that's why
it should be disclosed.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Same exact thing. Well, yeah, that's that's different.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Different, Like you're banned from places.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
I'm saying, these people need to wear that badge.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
But that's in the same vein as a murderer.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
No, it's not not. If it's a self defense killer.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
No, no, if you are a pedophile, I don't want
you near my kids, right, I'm sorry, maybe I'm a
little sensitive about that.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
I don't and say, hey, I wasn't convicted. It was
just manslaughter, Like just so you know. It was defense, Like,
how are you even bringing ye?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Like you accidentally ran someone over with your car. Okay,
you're probably not going to do that again. I want
to but a child molester, I love.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
I can't be with at school. We got to go
to a different restaurant, right yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
There, scary. Okay.

Speaker 14 (52:49):
I just want to say, if you if you murdered somebody,
I need to know about that.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I have a right to know about that. Whether you do,
you have.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
A right, I think, but I don't think murderers and
pedophiles are necessarily in the same case.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
And I'm talking first date. I'm not talking like would
I marry you. I'm saying, on the first date, do
you need to know I'm a murderer? Right there?

Speaker 6 (53:09):
I mean, I know.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
If I should pursue this with you, and I should
have the option whether or not I can.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
There are tons of people that would date to morn.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Now it's first date. If you stand a question, hold
on a second, it's a first date. If you know
that there's a pursuit going on, then I can say, Okay,
I gotta let you know.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
But that's a pretty big thing.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
It's not a tiny thing like you don't like bacon, Like,
this is a big thing, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Come on, what's that froggy?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Well, when do you think it's appropriate to tell somebody that?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I think if there are feelings, you think this is
going to go somewhere, then yeah, absolutely, suppose before we
order dinner, I want to let you know I'm a murderer.
So what would you like? Nothing that needs a nice
any food allergy.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
I just think before we even go out on a date,
that's something we should discuss.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
That's a big thing.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
I have friends that do deep dives on people before
I do, and I'd be really mad if my friend
Ashley found out that my date was a killer before
I did. So I think you have to tell people.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Hello, Alison, Hi, how are you you guys? I'm so
excited to talk to you. Well, I love that you're
wrong with this. I'm gonna go ahead read your text.
Alison said, my husband is an ex felon, ex addict
and everything, and I haven't gotten more than lunch attention
in eighth grade. Not gonna lie. Freak me out hearing
the info in the first date, but there are multiple

(54:31):
dates after that, there were and now he's your husband.

Speaker 28 (54:35):
Yes, yes, I mean I didn't know this going in, Kim.
I've been talking to him for a while and we
went on our first date. He gave me all the
info right there. He wanted to say it in person,
tell me his whole history. Funny enough, we want to go.
He's a joker that day and we all know.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
So I went home.

Speaker 28 (55:00):
I was very nervous. He even went in for a
first kiss, and I even avoided it and gave him
a hug because I was so nervous.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
So was he was he in for murder?

Speaker 6 (55:10):
No?

Speaker 28 (55:11):
No, no, no, nothing like that. It was, uh, you know,
like kind of breaking bad situation.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Okay, okay, okay, go if you found out on that
date that he was in for murder, would it have
changed your mind?

Speaker 28 (55:30):
You know?

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Possibly?

Speaker 28 (55:33):
But just the way that we had connected so much,
and how how amazing of a person he really is,
and and the person that I got to know, I mean,
I just fell for him for everything that he.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Was and not everything.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Okay, So it didn't bother that he was in a
mobile home in the desert cooking up crack in the kitchen.

Speaker 28 (55:54):
You know, I wouldn't say that extreme, but okay, and
it made him a great person.

Speaker 42 (56:02):
So I really can't say anything about this exactly.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
That's my point. It's each situation is different. You can't
really bad.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
I think it depends on what you're in for, to
be honest, if you sat there and told me you
were a murderer, I think it would be different if
then if you were in for something else.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
There's les Let me give you a scenario. Then here
we go. Let's say someone hurts my kid and I
turn around and put a bullet through their head. I'm
not a murderer. Yeah, would you still date me? For Donna?

Speaker 42 (56:31):
They're all different and people get convicted as predators and
stuff like that. I mean, it's just one of those
situations where you have to look at the whole picture
and really see, you know, was it was it malice
that they were doing this for or is it a
different circumstance.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Exactly If you're a vigilante, then that's different.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yeah, people get convicted all the time too. That didn't
necessarily do it. We get a lot of jail mail
letters here. Not one of them did what they were convicted.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
That's what they're saying. None got Allison, thank you for
listening and all the best to you. Okay, you love
you more.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
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And subscribe Elvis Duran and The Morning Show. Elvis Duran
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Speaker 1 (57:37):
Okay, I have something, Yes, what was that?

Speaker 33 (57:39):
What was it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Dan Dating, first date, horror stories. Gandhi tell that story
because it may hit a nerve with a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
I went out on a day with the guy. We
went to a park and uh, not too long into
the day, he started acting a little goofy. So I
was like, what is going on with you? And he said,
not gonna lie, I just ate a bunch of acids.
So you got about twenty minutes before it gets weird.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Did you head out?

Speaker 28 (58:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (58:07):
I was like, you know what, I'm a head home.
You should probably enjoy this park by yourself with all
your acid. I don't know what I'm going to contribute.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
This is one of those conversations that always comes back
on our show. But you read something about a woman
and a guy on a date and his dog fill
in the river.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Yes, she met him on Tinder. She said she liked
him because his dog was in his profile picture, so
she thought he might be a great guy. They go
on a walk, the dog jumps into a river and
she had to jump into the river to save the
dog while he stood on the banks useless, giving no advice,
and then said he was just too terrified and froze.
He didn't know what to do, so she said that
was the end of our dating. We only went on

(58:47):
one and never again.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
First and last.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
It only did there first dates. Later. Yeah, I spilled
a glass of red wine all over this guy's shirt,
a white, crisp, white button down a shirt, and we
had to go to a party after that. He had
no clothes to change too. I just kind of ruined
his night. Never heard from him again. His loss. Yeah, Frogy.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
This woman I used to work with in South Florida.
She worked at a TV station there. She was on
a first date with a guy and he got up
and went to the bathroom and he was gone for
a while, and he came back and he was like
kind of like out of breath and whatnot. And she's
like everything, okay. He's like, I gotta be honest with you.
I had to go to the bathroom and take care
of myself because I'm so turned on by you right now.
She's like, okay.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
On that note left, did he really think that was
going to make her want him?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
He must have thought that somehow this is going to
make things go better.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
All right, top all of those pile on this text.
I vomited spaghetti all over my date's bed after drinking
a bottle of sambuca on our first date. Okay, first
of all, if you can drink a bottle of sambuca
in one night, you need to vomit up spaghetti. You
don't want to keep that, Oh my god, sick. Anyway,

(01:00:05):
a lot of calls coming in. Let's go to twelve
line twelve is Kristin. Hey, Kristin, Hi, there, May I
tell you it's an honor to have you on. Thank
god you're listening. We appreciate it very much.

Speaker 43 (01:00:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 44 (01:00:17):
Likewise, i've missed you, guys, well you missed us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Where have you been.

Speaker 44 (01:00:21):
I haven't been trapped, I haven't been driving to work,
so I don't get to hear you very often in
the morning anymore. And I need to get better about
listening to iHeartRadio.

Speaker 19 (01:00:30):
I suppose I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Yeah, a lot of people assume we only live in
their cars. No, we're creepy. We follow you in every
room of the house. So kristin dating, you know, being
out on the dating scene, I don't miss it at all,
especially those, you know, the dates that were just just embarrassing.
You had one? What happened to you?

Speaker 44 (01:00:52):
So a guy invited me to go to a concert,
but he didn't have a ticket for me, so he
ended up buying me one were behind the stage while
he sat front row at the Fish concert.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Come man, right there? Wow, I mean it just amazing.
It amazes me that we share the same oxygen as
people who walk the earth and do things like that.
So how did the rest of the day go or
did you just leave?

Speaker 28 (01:01:23):
Well?

Speaker 44 (01:01:24):
I didn't want to leave the concert. I snuck around
and found some friends of mine and ended up sitting
with them. But yeah, we we didn't go out again
after that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Yeah, that's a no brainer. Anyway. Well, sometimes you know,
it takes a while to figure out they're not the
one for you, so maybe it's better you find out
like the first night. Okay, bye, I can move on.
Thank you, Kristin. Then have a great day. Okay, thanks
for listening to us again, Thanks again, Bye bye bye.
Leslie on nine eleven, Oh God, you hear more and

(01:01:54):
more of just happening to people. Hey, Leslie, first of all,
nice to meet you. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 45 (01:01:59):
Hello.

Speaker 44 (01:02:03):
Oh I'm so excited, me too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
So what happened on your date?

Speaker 10 (01:02:07):
So we went on a date, It was great whatever,
but I didn't see it going any farther than that.
And after you know, like a week or so, like,
he starts like asking me on Venmo to send him money,
and I was like confused, why do you, Like, why
do you need money so he can eat? But he's
also at work, so that made it even more confusing.

(01:02:29):
Why he needed money when he was working.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
He's trying to to pay him back for a date
or something.

Speaker 10 (01:02:35):
No, he just wanted me to send him some money
so we could.

Speaker 31 (01:02:41):
You know, I get a bite to eat.

Speaker 10 (01:02:42):
At work, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
No, wow, I mean look, look, I'm all four people
who need to eat. You know, I'm on their side.
We all love eating. It's great.

Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
But to go on to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Venmo's someone who you've been on one date with asking
for money?

Speaker 10 (01:02:57):
Yeah, And I was like, can't she like ask your mother?
He goes, I don't want to bother her, But he didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Bothering you again.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Are so happy you found out early, Leslie that he
just wasn't the one for you.

Speaker 8 (01:03:10):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (01:03:10):
I did actually send him like six dollars once. I
was like, here, I'll be generous for the day.

Speaker 9 (01:03:15):
Here you go.

Speaker 10 (01:03:15):
But then I thought it did stopped. Nope, he just
kept asking.

Speaker 24 (01:03:19):
No.

Speaker 23 (01:03:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Once you feed that straight animal, they come back every
single time. All right, Leslie, thank you for listening. And
I'm sure I'm sure you've moved on and you haven't
heard from him of late.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:03:29):
Oh yeah, we still talk every now and then, but
I just try to avoid the whole light money.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
All right, Leslie, thank you, have a great day, Okay
you two thinks line sixteen roun Hey ron hey, thanks
for listening very much. So you went on on a date,
went back to her house, and what happened, Well, we went.

Speaker 24 (01:03:50):
And rented a movie and I went back to her house.
I had a personal ad out and then I said,
I didn't mind mind kids. I mean, I love kids.
And I walked in the house and five little ones
come running up to me and going, daddy. It's like,

(01:04:11):
right back around and right back out the door.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
You took that VHS right back to Blockbuster, Daddy Dandy,
and there's five of them.

Speaker 8 (01:04:22):
You're like, oh, YoY.

Speaker 24 (01:04:24):
Yeah, I wouldn't to mind if she would have said
she would have had kids, but when we talked she
never mentioned kids.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
She already had them. Yeah, she cut out the middle man.
All right, thank you, Ron, have a great day man yep.
And finally Cameraline six, Hey, Kimry, Hello, lady, welcome to
the show. In a good mood today. You're good.

Speaker 18 (01:04:46):
I'm in a great mood today.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Good tell us what happened?

Speaker 18 (01:04:51):
So I got asked on on a date. I was
so excited. Said yes, And it was around eight o'clock
at night and I was living in the city at
the time, and he said, Hey, I got to make
a do something real quick, drop something off. You mind
coming with me, and I.

Speaker 31 (01:05:05):
Said no, not at all.

Speaker 37 (01:05:06):
So he takes me uptown.

Speaker 18 (01:05:08):
He tells me to stand by a light pole. So
I stand under a light pole and he goes and
does a drug deal and I'm standing there for ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Oh my god, wow, wow, So he was dating you
while he was at work? Basically, Oh no, God, I.

Speaker 18 (01:05:26):
Didn't even know what to do.

Speaker 24 (01:05:27):
I was shocked.

Speaker 9 (01:05:27):
I was and I was scared.

Speaker 18 (01:05:29):
I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Well, so, well what happened after that?

Speaker 18 (01:05:34):
Well, he came back and I was like what was that?
And it was like, oh, I just had to drop
something off, and he literally went to a car, leaned
over in a car. They were talking. Then he went
into a building and I just stood there and he
just played it off like it was nothing. And I
didn't know what to do. So we went out to
dinner and then I gasted him before I even knew ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
I mean, did you even did you try to find out?
Did you ask him to over dinner? Like, hey, so
what do you do for a living?

Speaker 41 (01:06:00):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
I was scared.

Speaker 18 (01:06:02):
I'm not even lying. I was like, what is the odd?
I just it was a bad, bad day.

Speaker 9 (01:06:07):
That night that Duy Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
When someone tells you just here standing of the light
in the lamp post, I'll be back, and they put
their head into a strange car going by.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Yeah, there's something going on area.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Yeah, at least I had a light consider it. Yeah,
there's that all right, Kim, go have a great day.
Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 18 (01:06:25):
Thank you you too. Bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Yeah, gandhi, what happened to you?

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
I got a Venmo request to pay a guy back
for a date because we went out to dinner and
at the end he said, so, do you want me
to come back up to your apartment? I said no,
I'm good, I'll see you later. And two days later
I got a Venmo request because and I quote you
were a disappointment.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Oh my gosh. Well, so you asked yourself what loser
would go on a date, and then venmo the date
for their money back.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
His name is Matt. He's from South Africa.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Matt, well, there's one right here. Nay, hey, it worked
for me.

Speaker 9 (01:07:00):
I will stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
My first date with Heather, you know, we go out,
we have a.

Speaker 40 (01:07:03):
Drink, we have dinner, and then at the end of
the night she needs to get an uber home and
her uber's networking. So I said, oh, you know, i'll
get this, I'll get your you're an uber home and
she says, oh, i'll pay you back. Well, a week
goes by, she hasn't called me or paid me back,
so I've been my requested her.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Twenty five dollars, said second dollar, and.

Speaker 19 (01:07:23):
She paid it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
I'm like, all right, that guy, I just wasn't charming
gun that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
If she told Nate she was going to pay him back,
and she didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
And then thank you, Freddy again you let it go, dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Not letting that one go. Sorry, my word is my bond.
You said a bad precedent, Nate, you said a good
one this time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (01:07:47):
Well, you remember what happened with me with the milk done.

Speaker 41 (01:07:51):
What.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
I was on a date with some guy, first date,
and I said, oh, let's put the bill. He's like, no,
it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, no worries. Later on,
we were at the movies online waiting to go and
he goes, hey, you remember that money you owe me
for the date. You could buy me some milk duds
And I go what He's like, yeah, give me some
candy at the candy counter. He sent my ass over
to the candy counter to get him some milk duds.

(01:08:13):
That was the last time we went out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
What did jackass milk duds? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
Who even eats milk duds at the movie theater?

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Who needs milk duds anywhere? Is that a thing? Milk duds?

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Dobbie likes milk duds.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
But Elvis found one in his underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Oh well I did. It was right next to the
Barbie shoe. God no, But the only thing we used
to use milk duds for we put like, put it
on your front tooth and you'd go up to people
and smile and start talking to them and be like
a turd on your tooth. That's what milk duds AREFO
you don't eat them. Check it out.

Speaker 21 (01:08:47):
I'm so appreciated and I love you, Elvis Drean in
the morning show Wock Slowly History in in the Morning Zone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
You know, there's always something new to watch. I mean
Netflix and HBO Max, I mean they're always coming up
with some new content for us to watch, new shows.
And it's this is why we have Danielle around. She
keeps us up to in on what's new. Right, But
every once in a while it's good to go back
and start watching something that's been out for a while.
So this series called Younger, Debbie Maser's in there along

(01:09:25):
with Hillary Duff and uh. Anyway, the whole plot line is,
it's from a novel about a woman who wants to
be I believe in the publishing business if I'm not mistaken,
But she needs to be younger to fit in then
she really so she has to take on an identity
of a younger woman. Right, So, okay, fill in the blanks.

Speaker 40 (01:09:43):
Go, Yeah, she was a stay at home mom for
twenty years. She's in her forties. She goes through this
bad divorce, and then she's got to get back to work.
But nobody wants to hire a forty year old as
a as a you know, an assistant in the publishing industry.
So she pretends to be twenty five, right, And I'm
just thinking, like, I think I.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
I think I could play No.

Speaker 40 (01:10:03):
I get mistaken for like late twenties, early thirties all
the time, right, and I think I could legitimately do
that Like Elvis, How how old do you think you
could pretend to be or how young?

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
I think I think I could young. It down to
about fifty six. Maybe maybe you know, if I really
took care of my skin, you know, not that helpful.
Here's some moisturizer. Scary was saying that he could be
he could pass off at someone in his thirties. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:10:32):
Sometimes I go out at night and the people say,
by the end of the night, like you look like
you're in your early to mid thirties.

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
Because I've had they had a couple of cops.

Speaker 14 (01:10:41):
But I do have a theory that I don't think
we are as old as our parents were when they
were our age.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
That makes me no sense when.

Speaker 14 (01:10:50):
Soody don't look we don't hear me one more second,
we don't look as old as our parents did.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
So let's say you're thirty five years old today.

Speaker 14 (01:10:58):
If you're three five ye old today and you're when
your parents are thirty five and usually pictured to them,
they looked like they were fifty five.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Well, well, several reasons. First of all, we dressed differently.
And another thing to keep in mind is your your
mind is a little warped as it comes to age
and what you look like. And I'll give you an example.
Go back and look at high school photos of you know,
you and your friends then go to a class reunion
and see how ancient everyone else looks. But you think

(01:11:24):
you don't look that old. The thing is sure, the
thing is blanche. You do you do look older? Yes,
you do that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
The other day I was like, why did everyone in
my class age so poorly? Why does everyone look so old?
What's going on? And then I was like, oh, but
maybe I do too.

Speaker 21 (01:11:40):
You knew?

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
I mean things about my mom. She was a milf
when she was my age.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Wow, she was all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
People would tell me that's what she was.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Call your mom and tell her what a milf is.
And you just called her when on the air.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Yeah, Broggy, what I'm the age right now that my
dad was when I graduated high school and was nowhere
near as fun as I am.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
He was this age.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
I'm like, I'm fun, I have a good time. I
act like I'm twelve. I still do dumb stuff. Yeah, well,
well I've had you know, a couple of things happen. However,
I still have more fun. My dad was nowhere near
this much fun. I wish I would have I wish
I would have acted like that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
What you get, what you guys are forgetting.

Speaker 23 (01:12:18):
Is this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
When you're a kid and you're looking at your parent,
you think of them as old. You don't think of
them as younger looking than the rest of their their
their friends. You just think of them as old because
they don't. They think you're stupid. They they do things
that seem so old. Well, you're guess what, You're doing
the same things they were doing back then. I promise
you you're saying the same things.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Nate keeps throwing shade at everyone else, like that, how
old you look? I could be twenty five, but you
you look old. Shut up, Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
No, okay, every Strokes had to add a couple of
years on your looks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
I'm sorry, little gray hair.

Speaker 40 (01:12:52):
But if everybody that I'm looking at right now in
the zoom room, I'll tell you the one person that
I think could definitely pass for younger, and it's Danielle.
I'm telling you, you would never know she's sixty four
looking at her. No, everybody is like, what's Danielle's skincare routine?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Like she looks Danielle, you do not look your eate.
And that's not like a backhanded compliment that you do
not Well, you just accused her of being sixty four
years old. You're definitely showing some mileage, So pipe down sixty.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
I love how Scary has the weirdest conversations with people
at bars. At the end of the night. Everyone just
tells him he looks thirty five.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
What I'm gonna give you a f's because they're all
wasted at that time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
That's what I'll tell you. What you you perceive things
so differently than the reality.

Speaker 21 (01:13:43):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone
tapped Danielle, Yes, talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
What do you got?

Speaker 7 (01:13:49):
This is the story of old Man Sausage.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
He's a grandpa and his granddaughter Diana, wanted to play
a phone tap on him.

Speaker 7 (01:13:56):
Because he goes to one of those big food stores
and samples a lot of food but rarely buys anything,
and so she keeps telling him, Grandpa, you can't do that.
It's something's going to happen. And so I'm calling because
he's been busted.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
All right, Here we go, Grandpa's Sausage. The phone tables
listen it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
Hello, Yes, how I'm looking for mister Brinsley.

Speaker 21 (01:14:16):
Please, that's me.

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
Who's it?

Speaker 21 (01:14:19):
This is Melanie.

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
I'm the manager at looks yes, yes, and.

Speaker 9 (01:14:24):
You got my turkey there.

Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
No, sir, we don't have your turkey now.

Speaker 9 (01:14:28):
Yeah, yeah, look I ordered a turkey.

Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
That's not why i'm calling.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
I'm calling about another issue that we have with you
on Thursdays.

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
What kind of issue?

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
So on Thursdays?

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
You know how we put all the samples out. We
notice that you eat for free and you never purchase anything.

Speaker 20 (01:14:42):
Why are you calling me about that? I know what
a sample is, and a sample is something I eat
for free.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
Sir, you cannot come into the store on a Thursday,
eat like all the sausage samples and not buy the sausage.

Speaker 9 (01:14:54):
I could come into the store anytime I want to.
I could come in the store on Wednesday.

Speaker 13 (01:14:58):
You are Friday.

Speaker 20 (01:14:58):
If I'll come in that Thursday and I'll eat every
stample life What now you think about that?

Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
For sure, you have to listen to me.

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
We're about to revoke your membership from the store.

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
What do you mean rebuff my membership?

Speaker 9 (01:15:10):
I've been mess for two thousand and two.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
That's a lot of free sausage samples too.

Speaker 9 (01:15:15):
Why you put them out there if they're not for free?

Speaker 23 (01:15:17):
Who are you?

Speaker 8 (01:15:18):
Anyway?

Speaker 9 (01:15:18):
You don't sound like you've been walking that walk like God.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Okay, sir, I'm one of the managers here, and so
Mike is not the only manager at the store.

Speaker 9 (01:15:27):
You're one of the managers.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
You sound like you're eighteen years old. Get a good
wait till you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
We have you on surveillance camera and all you do
is come in and eat and you don't buy anything,
and we can't.

Speaker 9 (01:15:37):
Damn who asked you to put me on to Valor's cap?

Speaker 24 (01:15:40):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
Am I doing?

Speaker 9 (01:15:41):
You know what the definition of a sample is, young lady?
Do they go to school? They tell you anything?

Speaker 7 (01:15:46):
Come on, you come in there and you eat your
entire lunch. Don't lie.

Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
You go to Carol.

Speaker 20 (01:15:49):
I know Carol over there. You ask her what do
I what I do with the sausage in the sample?
I don't need the whole thing. I need something for
everybody else, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
Just so you know, if you try to come back
to the store, we're going to have your picture in
the front and you.

Speaker 7 (01:16:02):
Will not be let in.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Don't cut it out.

Speaker 9 (01:16:04):
Have my picture in the front. I'll show your a
if you put my picture in the front.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Oh, you can't, sue us.

Speaker 7 (01:16:09):
You've been stealing from us.

Speaker 9 (01:16:11):
Hey, you got marry Mary's the one you put her
picture in the front.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
We're calling Mary next very lately. Okay, that's not very nice, sir,
Mary is on the list. I'll be calling Mary next.

Speaker 9 (01:16:23):
I'll tell you it's not very nice. You put your
picture in the front, and then you show her how
it's not very nice. Stop calling me.

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
Hello.

Speaker 9 (01:16:33):
Yes, I told you to leave me alone. And I
don't care who you are, but just don't put.

Speaker 8 (01:16:37):
My picture on the front.

Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
All you have to do is say you're right, and
I will stop taking as many samples and I normally take.

Speaker 20 (01:16:45):
I'm not I'm not gonna say that. I don't take
that many samples. Good Sam takes samples. Yeah, I'll gould
take samples.

Speaker 9 (01:16:52):
Mary takes.

Speaker 11 (01:16:54):
Oh my gosh, he's just going. He's going, he's going,
You're going. Can't hear me, no idea what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:17:06):
I could say anything anymore. I call on you with
everybody you got, like a more on the meat.

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
We'll talk to your granddaughter then, Deanna you there.

Speaker 42 (01:17:16):
Hey, Grandpa, who is it's Sianna?

Speaker 29 (01:17:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:17:22):
Yeah, okay, Grandpa, Yanat get out of that store. We're
not going back to phone tap.

Speaker 23 (01:17:27):
It's a joke.

Speaker 8 (01:17:28):
What's the joke.

Speaker 7 (01:17:29):
We're playing a joke on you.

Speaker 9 (01:17:31):
Who's playing a joke on me? That person at the store.

Speaker 7 (01:17:34):
Yes, yes, the person at the store.

Speaker 9 (01:17:38):
Get out of that store. Okay, okay, don't hang around
with that woman.

Speaker 21 (01:17:44):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 30 (01:17:46):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Authortya the.

Speaker 21 (01:17:50):
Elvis Oran phone Tap only on Elvis Daran in the
Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
So you know, the other night, Sam and I were
having a moment. We're having it because I've loved my producer, Sam,
She's my little sister.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
And she asked me, but go ahead and asked me
what you asked me about that time?

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Was I ever close to being fired with one time
in particular?

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
And then I said, well, which time are you talking about?
And she reminded me of something that happened.

Speaker 26 (01:18:23):
Yeah, I had left multiple curses in a phone tap,
which is like the bare basement of my responsibilities. And
it aired and the first time you were able to
press the dump button, and then when the second one happened,
the machine had not caught up to itself.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
Yet so it went on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Everyone heard it, so people don't know that. But the
phone tap is edited like multiple times, and then Sam
listens to it one last time to make sure all
the expletive explosity. Yeah, all the dirty words are out.
Well this day she didn't or she forgot what happened.
How come it ended up the F word flew the
best word.

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
The reason's pathetic.

Speaker 26 (01:18:58):
I was staying up with my roommate at the time,
who was your worst assistant, Anthony, and we were watching
World's Strongest Man Comes an hour and forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
So we played the phone tap this morning and that
morning and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, you're
falla No, I'm like, oh my god, I remember looking
at Nay going did you hear that? And he reached
for the dump button and we saved it, sort of
as you said. So your question to me was, were
you almost fired that morning?

Speaker 16 (01:19:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:19:27):
No, I should have been.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
No, it was an accident.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
It was an accident.

Speaker 7 (01:19:31):
It happens.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
What a nice place we work. Objectively speaking, I should
have been fired.

Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
I would have fired me so fast.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
It takes a lot to get fired. From this dump.
So I want to hear from people who actually were
fired with cause you had a friend you were talking
about Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
My best friend Melissa. I love you, Melissa, if you're listening.
We were when we were in high school college. She
came home one day and was irate that she had
gotten fired from the gym. At the gym, she used
to watch all the kids in the daycare center.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
That was her job to watch the kids in the
daycare center.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Yes, one job, watched the kids in the daycare center.
Came home, I rate, I lost my job. I said,
what happened? I lost one of the kids today. But
like they came back.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
I you lost a kid, lost a kid?

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
You have one job and you lost a kid? Where
was the kids wandering through the gym? I'm like, oh
my god, And you don't know why you got fired?

Speaker 21 (01:20:22):
But they came back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
People used the word lost, I misplaced. I didn't lose it,
I just misplaced the.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
First Danielle, have you ever been fired? And for good reason?

Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
I quit first, But they said they were going to
fire me for punching somebody?

Speaker 21 (01:20:35):
But you know what, what what?

Speaker 8 (01:20:39):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Where did you punch someone?

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Donald? Didn't you throw a sandwich at them too.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Was something different a different day.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
It was another employee and we.

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
Had been dating the same guy at one point, not
not at the same time, but different times, and she
thought I said something I didn't say, and so she
punched me first, but they didn't see that, so then
I punched her. But then I was like, I'm done
with this crap, so I quit. But apparently they were
going to ask me to leave anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Oh yeah, I don't think you can punch people at work.

Speaker 7 (01:21:07):
There wasn't a customer.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Oh, but I guess it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
It's better. So I want to hear from someone who
just flat out just knows they were fired and they
should have been fired. Wait, hold on, I got Craig. Hi, Craig.

Speaker 8 (01:21:20):
Yes, it's me.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
How are hello, Craig? So you got fired and you
should have been right?

Speaker 45 (01:21:25):
Yeah, well I was suddenly let go on good terms.
I wasn't kicked out the door, you know, and dragged
by my shirt.

Speaker 8 (01:21:30):
Well hold on, hold on, hold.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
On, let go on good terms. Yeah, Craig, we love you,
but we have to let you go. So what happened?

Speaker 45 (01:21:37):
What happened? I was the high schooler. It was my
first job. I was sixteen or seventeen years old and
I was a cashier at a mom Pod grocery store.

Speaker 6 (01:21:46):
Man.

Speaker 45 (01:21:46):
I became good friends with a lot of the clientele
that would come into as customers, and once in a
while I would kind of just let the expensive stakes
and the expensive needs kind of fly through without kind
of ringing them up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Wait, so you're giving away stakes? Do your friends?

Speaker 45 (01:22:01):
I free meat, free meat for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Complimentary meat. Okay, yeah, so you you so you actually
see why you were let go? And you so if
you own that store, you would have fired you too, probably.

Speaker 45 (01:22:15):
Yes, I understand. I was just, you know, I was
being friendly with people. Would just you know, they just
got away, carried away too much. I guess there was
more than just one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
You know what, Maybe they didn't think this through. Maybe
they should have thought, well, those customers are now more
loyal to our store because Craig gave them meat and
they're going to come back for They actually probably made out,
but they didn't realize that.

Speaker 45 (01:22:35):
Yeah, it was I was sixteen years old and that
was kind of my first job. But I was just
trying to be nice and again keep the clients coming back.

Speaker 8 (01:22:42):
And I guess they did for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
At least you admit that you would have fired yourself.
That's good, all right, Craig, thank you you get there.
I'm sorry, didn't know you back then. I love free
meat basic. We just got a text. My husband got
fired for drop kicking a basket of cheddar Bay biscuits
at Red Lobsters.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Go to jail for that, right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Hello? Hello is Stephanie. What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Oh?

Speaker 43 (01:23:06):
How are you guys?

Speaker 8 (01:23:06):
We're doing well.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
What's going on, Stephanie?

Speaker 19 (01:23:09):
Well, my husband really should have been fired when I'm
hearing this so much to get fired for putting this
call through because the phone isn't working, okay, to start
against Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Your phone's breaking up? What's going on?

Speaker 43 (01:23:23):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:23:24):
Yes, my husband should have been fired when he dropped the.

Speaker 19 (01:23:27):
Bread basket in the kitchen of Red Lobs.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Oh that was your husband.

Speaker 18 (01:23:31):
Yes, it was my husband.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
But they didn't fire him. They let him stay on.

Speaker 18 (01:23:35):
No, they fired him.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
Oh he should have gotten fired.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Yeah, yeah, you know what, sometimes you shouldn't drop kick.
Drop kicking bread's one thing, but when it's the Cheddarbay biscuits,
that's the problem. Thank you so much. It's kind of
funny how I talked about that, and then she appeared
on the phone like that, I.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
Got taken in the back a lot at one of
my Oh me too, but I don't like that different reason.

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
Oh, I just got to talking to it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
What did you do that? Why do you know?

Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
Like throwing change at a customer is probably not.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
The one of the guys that I used to work
with when I was a waitress, he thought it would
be hilarious to take a stapler and replace it with
one of those jokes staplers that like zapped you, but
it zapped you really hard. And one of the girls
that we had that we worked with had like a
hard issue and sapped the crap out of her. She
was okay, but she made such a big deal he
got fired on the spot.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
My god, hello Lauren, Hey, well good morning. So you
were fired and you think that you deserve to be fired?
What did you do?

Speaker 24 (01:24:34):
So?

Speaker 46 (01:24:34):
I used to work in the multi like cinema and Edgewater,
and my manager came up to me and he was
asking me to do a million in one past and
I was super busy, and I got frustrated and aggravated
because he had.

Speaker 15 (01:24:47):
He had a ridiculous tube and I just straight punched
thermomeitor and my hand went through it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Oh you mean that computer screen monitor thing? Your hand
went through it.

Speaker 46 (01:24:57):
My hand went through it, fell every whe and pulled out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Like wow, mused, incredible, Hulk.

Speaker 16 (01:25:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
So did they fire you? Oh yeah, absolutely yeah, but
you know what, they should leave you alone. You were
busy at the theater.

Speaker 17 (01:25:16):
I'm saying.

Speaker 46 (01:25:17):
And then I was banned to work in any multiplex cinema,
and even if it was like a different state, like
I was not able.

Speaker 8 (01:25:24):
To work in.

Speaker 29 (01:25:24):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
I love that you could go to Wisconsin like, oh no,
can't work at our multiplex theatre. You've been banned. Okay,
thank you. Worst things have happened, all right, Lauren, thank you?
Can you imagine? Oh god, I don't want to live
my life anymore. I can't work at a multiplex theater.
I just want to work at a multiplex theater. That's
all I want to do in life, truly, all I
want to do. Please Hardy Multiplex Miata Troggy, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
I had a friend that worked at a tire store
and it was his very first day after training, and
he was supposed to tighten the lugs on all four tires,
only tighten the lug on three tires. He forgot the
front right side tire, and so as the woman pulled
out of the tire establishment her tire goes rolling down
the road and the car falls off onto the side.
He was fired on the spot, and he deserves it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
There's a job available at to multiplex theaters. Hello, Jessica Bhi,
good morning, Well, good morning. So you work in the
HR department at your company? Correct?

Speaker 29 (01:26:31):
I do?

Speaker 6 (01:26:32):
I do.

Speaker 38 (01:26:32):
I'm actually heading to work to fire somebody today.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
Do they deserve it or do they deserve it?

Speaker 38 (01:26:40):
They do deserve it. This particular one is pretty straightforward.
It's for performance. But you know, there's nobody ever thinks
they deserve it. You know, so even if they were
on like an improvement plan or something like that, you know,
they'll still go to a lawyer and sue us.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
I tell you what. Now, we're receiving a lot of
calls from people today who said they deserved it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
I like the personal responsibility.

Speaker 38 (01:27:05):
I know, I'm really happy to hear that people are
taking responsibility, but at least for me, nobody usually does.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
And they end up doing us yeah, yeah, yeah. Well look,
welcome to the corporate world, as they say, because we
work in a big corporation here, I'm I'm waiting for
them to fire me. I'm gonna sue them like you.
I've never I've never seen a big company. But iHeartRadio.
You're in for it. I love this place. No, I
know they could never fire me. That's pretty funny. All right,

(01:27:35):
thank you, Jeska, good luck today. I'm sorry you have
to go fire someone. Can you imagine having to go
fire someone? What's scary? I remember our friend baldfreak Ronnie,
who worked at an amusement park.

Speaker 14 (01:27:43):
He let the goats out of the petting zoo because
he left the gate open, and then that night, that
same night, the rabbits escaped onto the parkway Cottail were never.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Found and Cotail where he hit my cars. All right, hello, omar, hey,
So why were you fired and did you deserve it?

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
Well?

Speaker 40 (01:28:04):
I used to work in Portly for residential building.

Speaker 16 (01:28:06):
I was a doorman, okay, And it was my birthday
and this tenant, she's really cool. She came down with
a birthday cake and with mango vodka, and then she
was like, do you want to take some shots and
I was like okay, and so little by little we
were taking each shot. And then as the clients were
coming off, the tenants were coming home from work more
and we're like, I'll bring down a bottle, let's take

(01:28:28):
some more shots. And then at the end of the night,
I was just running around the lobby dancing with them.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
And they fired you for being drunk on the job.

Speaker 8 (01:28:36):
I hate that, but it was my birthday, so I
thought it was okay.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
It was your birthday. You know what you know, you
know our rule, Omar, if it's your birthday, there are
no rules, nothing counts, but they let you go. I
hate to hear that. You know, I would love a
drunk doorman. I think I am happy blated birthday. But
o Mari, if you, if you were your boss, would
you have let you go for being drunk on the job?

Speaker 16 (01:29:00):
I would have because I mean I kind of let
like other tenants take their own packages because you know
how Dormans was responsible for.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
So this is why people take my dry cleaning because
Omar has been drinking. Thank you and happy belated birthday. Seriously,
a lot of people were texting in about, you know,
getting fired because they were having sex in the back room.

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
Remember when they got had sex in the front room.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
Oh, yeah, you should be fired, to nate.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
And finally we talked to Matt. Hey, Matt. So, Matt
was a manager at McDonald's and you got fired for
several reasons. Why what did you do?

Speaker 43 (01:29:38):
Well, Uh, there was this one employee. She was one
of those uh people at work that's lazy and complaining
all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
And like to like the straight nate of McDonald's. Okay,
go ahead, So what did she do?

Speaker 43 (01:29:50):
Yeah, I just thought it would be funny if maybe
a moon to her and that did not.

Speaker 8 (01:29:55):
Go over well.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
So you pulled So you pulled your ass out.

Speaker 43 (01:30:00):
And uh then one time. Then the second strike that
really got me was when I was we were I'll
let them deep pryor oreos into fri vats and something
about food allergies and that's just frowned upon.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Ohe. So you almost invented a new deserted McDonald's, the
fried oreos. They should they should give you a raise
for that. You were inventing.

Speaker 43 (01:30:25):
That way.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
All right, thanks for calling me, Matt, and you can
moon us and fry our oreos anytime you want.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
All right, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Thanks for all right, Colorte, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
Could you imagine the stories if you talked about all
the reasons radio people got fired?

Speaker 7 (01:30:38):
Oh forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
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Speaker 21 (01:31:02):
Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
Yeah, god's been years since we've played Chicken Sings the
hits we can't yell. You have this fascination with rubber chickens.
She always have.

Speaker 5 (01:31:22):
I know, I love you know, I have that massive
one at home that uh one of I think Doctor
Cathy says to me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
It's like huge, Yeah, okay, so so squeeze the small
rubber chicken you brought in. Let's hear what her massive
rubber chicken is like.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
And it takes him forever to like heatch his breath
because he's like so big.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
It's like it's like bagpipes.

Speaker 7 (01:31:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Anyway, yeah, all right, so chicken sings the hits, so
meaning she's going to play a song on her chicken. Yeah,
and you have to guess what the song is exactly.
But it's been a while, you're a little rusty, little chicken.
I think you need to rehearse. Yeah, you want to rehearse,
we'll see. Let's give her a song too.

Speaker 8 (01:32:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
Let her just hear one line from this song right here,
stop it, stop it all right, let's hear you do
kill bill.

Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
He no, wait wait, wait, hold on wait.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Wait, just killed my It's like it's like squeeze and
squeeze out in out and out and oh my god,
do you.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
Need to go chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Thank you? It's only one note?

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
Two notes?

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
No, I don't think so what's scary? So when I
would play the zipper game, I will. It's all about
the temple. It's only one note, no matter how you
look at it. So it's it's out.

Speaker 26 (01:33:07):
We know.

Speaker 8 (01:33:09):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, you're right because the
air takes time to come in and out. Scary. Put
the microphone down to your to your crotch and let's
hear you zip kill bill. Okay, here we go, Here
we go, buddy, ready and.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
Heard right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
I just killed my ex.

Speaker 39 (01:33:33):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
But what she's telling you scary. What she's telling you
is this chicken. Once you squeeze it, it takes time
for the air to go in and out. You don't
have control over.

Speaker 6 (01:33:42):
The in and out.

Speaker 7 (01:33:44):
Chicken does.

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
Maybe she's maybe a slower song, but she needs a ballad.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Yeah, we need a ballad.

Speaker 7 (01:33:49):
Maybe I need like a better chicken, like this might
be a cheap chicken. I don't know one of the friends.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
My lord, that's a that's a nightmare.

Speaker 7 (01:34:00):
It came in a three pack.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Okay, all right, all right, I tell you what. Let's
we already have someone ready to play Ali on flyne fourteen.

Speaker 7 (01:34:07):
Sorry, Allie, maybe this wasn't the best.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
No, Hi Ali? Oh my god, Hi, well, oh my god, hello, so,
oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
I'm freaking out right now.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
I'm drinking my coffee on my couch.

Speaker 47 (01:34:26):
I cannot believe that I got through.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
I'm shaking, and I do want to say I love
you all so so much?

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Oh thank you? Do you love being on the house?
Can you turn that off light? Can you turn that off,
thank you. There's no way that she can ever ever
reach that that level of chicken music. So you're just
sitting on your couch drinking your coffee.

Speaker 47 (01:34:52):
I am, I'm I actually got up early this morning.
I'm up way earlier than I normally am. And I'm
so glad that I did, because I wouldn't have been
able to call in and be.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Able to talk to you.

Speaker 39 (01:35:03):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Hi, you love just sitting on the couch. Hi, Okay,
let's get to business.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
This is my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
I love a good, like good, slow, cozy morning and I,
oh my god, it's getting slower. Here's what we're gonna do. Uh,
here's what we want. Look, I love sitting on the
couch too, And we had this conversation last night. I
love nothing more than being alone on a couch. I
call myself a homo sectional And so let's see if

(01:35:30):
you can if you can detect the hits. So are
you ready listen closely? Ali? Are you good with music?

Speaker 21 (01:35:36):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:35:37):
Yeah, yeah, I would say I'm pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
I mean, I'm a huge music fan.

Speaker 7 (01:35:40):
I have a bro you know.

Speaker 47 (01:35:41):
I'm I listened to about a little bit of everything.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
So I think.

Speaker 29 (01:35:45):
I'll rock it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Oh, you're gonna rock it. You're gonna rock your chicken.
All right? Well good. I think Danielle has found a
song that may be easy for us. It's like a
good starter chicken song.

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
Yeah, but just so you know, I'm going to invest
in a more expensive chicken for the next week, going
to bring in a better chicken, because I think the
ones I've seen on the internet are like the better chickens.

Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
This is like a cheap chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
All right, Well, you shouldn't apologize so soon. This may
work out beautifully. All right, So here is a guess
the chicken song number one? Here we get number one.
Choked that chicken, daniel choked that chicken. Wait, hold on,
that's not the song. That's not the song we did
in rehearsal.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
Yeah, that's the song.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Wait hold on, you played it much better in rehearsal.
This chicken.

Speaker 7 (01:36:34):
Maybe the chicken doesn't work chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
Hold on, allyron out the wrinkles, hold on God, okay, okay,
hold on? What song do you hear? Ali, do you
hear a song forming in the chicken?

Speaker 44 (01:36:56):
I do not.

Speaker 17 (01:36:58):
I hear screaming chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
I think you know it was almost there. Danielle is
almost there. Okay, okay, here, let's try it again.

Speaker 4 (01:37:19):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
All right? Allie guessed that song?

Speaker 21 (01:37:26):
Ah?

Speaker 37 (01:37:28):
Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:37:31):
Is anyone texting it in?

Speaker 39 (01:37:35):
No one know it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:38):
I need a better chicken.

Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
I need a holder chicken, because then I think when
you just touches belly, he squee this one, you have
to like really, all.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
We'll iron that up. But Allie, would you like to
hear what song she was playing on the chicken? Here
it is?

Speaker 29 (01:37:51):
Yes, I would like to know.

Speaker 47 (01:38:06):
Oh my god, I would have never guest that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:09):
We should her music?

Speaker 47 (01:38:11):
Music you play right now?

Speaker 7 (01:38:14):
Are you practiced that it one working?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Do you think maybe we could operate on the chicken?
Maybe slice a little hole in him?

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
I think I told you, I really do think it's
the kind of chicken in This is a This is
a dog. I need like one of those party city chickens.
This is a toy chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
All right, do you have something for our friend Ali?
She actually had to put up with us for a minute. Allie,
you're such a good sport. We're going to send you
the Elvis Strand of the Morning Show. Hoodie. She had
a hoodie man in the sleep.

Speaker 7 (01:38:44):
Oh my gosh, like one of my chickens too. I
could send you one.

Speaker 13 (01:38:49):
Yes, could you sign it?

Speaker 47 (01:38:52):
Okanielle, would you try it?

Speaker 7 (01:38:53):
I will sign it for you.

Speaker 9 (01:38:54):
You got it all right?

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Excellent that I didn't.

Speaker 29 (01:39:00):
Get the song.

Speaker 47 (01:39:01):
The fact that I guess to talk to all of
you guys this morning literally lifted you guys ever sing
the morning and make my day. And this was worth
setting up earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Thank you so so much, thank you. Hold on one second.
You got a chicken, an autographed chicken in a hoodie.

Speaker 45 (01:39:17):
All the way?

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Okay you next time, let's rehearse this little fire.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
I don't.

Speaker 16 (01:39:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
There is no post in live radio. So maybe, seriously,
can you get a little razor blade and like slice
him up a little bit? Maybe?

Speaker 8 (01:39:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
We'll get back to you. Back to the drawing board.

Speaker 7 (01:39:40):
I'm gonna work on this one.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Are you trying to set it up so the chicken
becomes like a recorder you can play the chicken?

Speaker 8 (01:39:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
Oh yes, there's got to be a way someone out
there who knows how to create musical instrument?

Speaker 9 (01:39:52):
What to do?

Speaker 7 (01:39:53):
I really do think I need a party city chicken?

Speaker 8 (01:39:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
All right, Well, let's not do this until you go
to parties.

Speaker 7 (01:39:58):
Didn't get me one of Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
All good? Wake up to Elvis in the.

Speaker 21 (01:40:04):
Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the morning shower.

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
Hello, Sarah, good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:40:16):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Let me tell you why Sarah is so chipper. She
won a bikini competition this weekend. Congratulations. So where did
this go down? Sarah? Talk to me?

Speaker 17 (01:40:26):
So this went down in a little place, a little
magical place called New Jersey. It was the OCB competition,
which is organization of competitive bodybuilding.

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
Also, you're a bodybuilt that fitness thing nice woes I am?

Speaker 37 (01:40:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
I mean so other people competed and they were they
were just as built as you, obviously not as but congratulations.
Now how do we see you online? Sarah?

Speaker 17 (01:40:56):
I want to see Oh you can absolutely go see it. Okay,
So here's what you can do. You can go to
my Instagram page.

Speaker 8 (01:41:03):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Well what is it?

Speaker 17 (01:41:05):
And it is Sawie one two zero three.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
Sally, hold on, hold on, hold on, Sarah? How do
you spell it?

Speaker 17 (01:41:14):
Asked as in Sarah a double as in when I
and then the numbers one two zero.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Three one two Sawie one two O three Oh, it's
a private profile. Well, we can't look at you. Let
me ask you the questions. Why do people have private profiles?
And you have to ask permission to what people?

Speaker 9 (01:41:37):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Why do you do that?

Speaker 17 (01:41:38):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 44 (01:41:43):
How do I own Now?

Speaker 17 (01:41:44):
I'm here trying to figure this out.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
We have time.

Speaker 44 (01:41:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
So you won the bikini body building competition first in
debut first and open second in novice second. Overall, you
must be so excited today.

Speaker 17 (01:42:00):
Damn, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. And I lost
sixty pounds to get there.

Speaker 4 (01:42:05):
Oh my gosh, what around?

Speaker 29 (01:42:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 40 (01:42:08):
So I just did you know?

Speaker 17 (01:42:10):
I was like sick of myself, and I said, I've
got to do something here. So I enlisted the help
of some friends at the gym. My friend Amanda and Dolliana,
who I work out with. Worked out with them hardcore
twice today for about three months.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (01:42:26):
And then I hired a coach named Danielle. She was amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:42:29):
You're very welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
So you lost not only did you lose sixty pounds
since September, but you put on muscle weight as well.
Congratulations too, That's so awesome. It's you, by the way.
I have little bumps on my arms. They're called muscles. Hey, Alex,
come here, I'll tell you. I've been working out almost
every day and I got out of the showers of
the day. Alex looked at me and said, oh my god,

(01:42:51):
you you have muscles.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
On your arms. Yeah, you got one going.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
I thought it was a mosquito. By still, I mean,
I mean I'm I'm not Sarah. I'm not as well
built as you, but I'm on my way. I'm gonna
win that bikini competition next year. I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 17 (01:43:10):
Did you find me?

Speaker 7 (01:43:12):
No, because you haven't.

Speaker 29 (01:43:13):
You have to.

Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
I found you. But your profile is private.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Yeah, you're turn off your privacy crap, turn that off
that Oh my gosh, she.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
Figures out how the sixty pounds a couple months.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
You're acting very erratic. Are you on Lloyds? You're on Royd?

Speaker 19 (01:43:29):
You know what if I was, I would have won overall, but.

Speaker 16 (01:43:32):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
Thank you for going drug free and congratulations Sarah. That's
that's a great story. Good for you, you guys.

Speaker 17 (01:43:39):
And can I just say I'm a little bit I'm
like fangirl in hardcore. I've been listening to you guys
for about ten years and a few few years back,
I got drunk in the city and I was on
the subway crying looking for Elvis Durant asking every stranger I.

Speaker 18 (01:43:55):
Knew Elvis Elran.

Speaker 40 (01:43:58):
I was up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
Yeah, I have that effect on most bodybuilders. Well, look, Sarah, Well,
thank you for listening. I hope you have a beautiful day. Congratulations.
You deserve to be very, very proud of yourself. Thanks
for listening.

Speaker 17 (01:44:10):
Thank you so much, guys.

Speaker 15 (01:44:12):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
Yeah, we got a shirt for you, by the way.
By the way, we're going to give you a one
thousand dollars cash gift card. Oh my god, you can.
You can spend it anywhere anywhere you want.

Speaker 8 (01:44:26):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
You will spend it on whatever you want. Okay, Oh
my god, Elvis a thousand dollars, one thousand dollars and
you don't but open up your Instagram so we can
get in there and look at you.

Speaker 44 (01:44:37):
Yes, oh my god, I'm trying to find you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
I'm hold on, she's nuts anyway, So you just wanted
one thousand dollars cash gift card? There, Sarah, don't answer
the phone.

Speaker 21 (01:44:51):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Remember last week there was a big bucket of water
under the board, and scarce that it was in here
because he needed sound effects for a phone tap. Scary, scary,
scary now playing the part of a stupid plumber. Uh,
not a smart plumber, because there are many out there.
This this one's a little stupid anyway. The email coming
from Alexis is dear Elvis Durant. We've been having a
lot of plumbing work done around the house lately. My

(01:45:16):
mom and I want a phone tap my dad Ray
at his office and tell him our toilet is overflowing
here at home. Alexa, we hear you set up here.
Alexa and her mom start the call to Ray at
his office as scary Joels plays the part of the
plumber's son who doesn't know anything about plumbing. Let's listen
in to today's phone tap. This is a mother and

(01:45:37):
a daughter phone tapping dad.

Speaker 35 (01:45:40):
I love these Hello, Hi.

Speaker 27 (01:45:43):
Dad, I just went to the day up in before
and then I just flushed it and then it just
like through overflowing like crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
What Yeah, it's yes, you went.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
To go to mop it's going crazy?

Speaker 6 (01:45:55):
Which one?

Speaker 37 (01:45:56):
Yeah, he's getting a mob.

Speaker 6 (01:45:58):
Wait, let me suit the mom not.

Speaker 9 (01:46:01):
Alay, you get the.

Speaker 6 (01:46:03):
Pun Is this the water still falling out?

Speaker 37 (01:46:06):
Way?

Speaker 7 (01:46:07):
Oh it's so instead, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:46:10):
She went to the bathroom and a lot of paper
to get the puna. Where the plunger in the other bathroom?

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
Okay, I don't know how to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:46:20):
Get the punch and punch today.

Speaker 5 (01:46:24):
The plumber's son is here.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
Get the punger.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
I'm gonna get the plumbers.

Speaker 6 (01:46:27):
Plumber is here. Get that the sun. Is it still
coming out?

Speaker 21 (01:46:31):
Yes, it's not stopping.

Speaker 6 (01:46:33):
Get the plunger.

Speaker 33 (01:46:34):
Listen to me.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
I think the problem is over here with him.

Speaker 6 (01:46:38):
Hey, Hello, there's a plunger in the other bathroom. Ask
my wife to get it. That'll stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
Yeah, it's rising again.

Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
Get the plunger.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
Tell her I don't know what I'm doing.

Speaker 6 (01:46:45):
Listen full Pull the cover off the tank.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Okay, hold on, Oh no, the handle fell off.

Speaker 6 (01:46:51):
All right, just pull us to cover off the tank.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
What is on with this toilet here?

Speaker 39 (01:46:55):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:46:58):
Shut the water from downstairs the basement are here?

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
Take your phone back a second.

Speaker 6 (01:47:01):
Here, Ray, Yeah, our coffee's all wet.

Speaker 18 (01:47:04):
Ray in our bedroom.

Speaker 5 (01:47:05):
It's going into the closet.

Speaker 6 (01:47:06):
How that happen.

Speaker 18 (01:47:07):
It's flowing out of the toilet.

Speaker 6 (01:47:09):
Ray, okay the tors clause.

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
Is this the right novel?

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
He doesn't seem to know too much.

Speaker 6 (01:47:15):
Ray not stres down the basement. There's the water valve
for the main house. You gotta shut that off right away,
the son.

Speaker 14 (01:47:19):
Of the plomba, Ray, I think I accidentally shut your
gas off one way.

Speaker 6 (01:47:24):
I don't think he knows how to me.

Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
Stop talking.

Speaker 6 (01:47:28):
Under the stairs in the basement, there's the valve. Shut
it off.

Speaker 18 (01:47:31):
I can't go down there.

Speaker 6 (01:47:32):
Come out and tell him what to do. Shut the
valves under the the basement. Okay, why don't you listen
to me? So he keeps the thing. You don't know
what to do? Go down there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
I think this one's a circuit breaker.

Speaker 6 (01:47:41):
Listen to me. Under the stairs the basement, there's there's
a valve for the whole house. Turn it off. Flights off,
that's what he's gonna do.

Speaker 4 (01:47:47):
All right, I'm gonna put a much on. I'm gonna
go run down.

Speaker 6 (01:47:49):
And see what's going on.

Speaker 35 (01:47:50):
Good people, Oh my god, this guy is so stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:47:53):
Shut up. He's helping you. Okay, he doesn't have to
help you.

Speaker 9 (01:47:55):
No, we know you understand he didn't know anything there.

Speaker 6 (01:48:00):
Did you shut the water up there?

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
Oh yeah, I shut it off. But it's coming out
of the toilet like a big explosion or something.

Speaker 6 (01:48:05):
Is it still coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Yes, it's coming up, and it's brown, Holly.

Speaker 6 (01:48:15):
Let me speak to her, talk to you. Hello. You
have to calm down. Okay, I have to h calm
down for a second. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
I flushed the other toilet, and now the water is coming.

Speaker 40 (01:48:33):
Up on that one.

Speaker 6 (01:48:34):
Oh my god, oh god.

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
You other bathroom is flooding over here.

Speaker 6 (01:48:38):
Why did he push the toilet in the other room. Okay,
he's not too bright. Ray, it's not nice. Okay, he's
helping you. Okay, doesn't have to help you.

Speaker 20 (01:48:45):
He's not doing anything.

Speaker 6 (01:48:48):
Uh. Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
It smells like a sewer in your bathroom and your
whole house. How's the other toilet looking.

Speaker 20 (01:48:59):
Down?

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
You'll call the town I'm gonna call a town home.

Speaker 6 (01:49:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Wait, don't.

Speaker 6 (01:49:06):
I'm gonna find a number right now. On second.

Speaker 1 (01:49:08):
Yeah, I need some boots. At this point, I'm soaked.

Speaker 6 (01:49:10):
I don't understand what the hell is going on over there.

Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
It's almost up to my ships, hold nine one one
and get the five department over there.

Speaker 20 (01:49:16):
Half his furniture's ruined from the fire department, and uh,
get them over there.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
The wood is warped on there.

Speaker 6 (01:49:22):
Still coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
Oh, it's coming up. It's fast and furious.

Speaker 6 (01:49:24):
Kidding me? How coming? I'm still fourthfully, I gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
Hold my nose.

Speaker 8 (01:49:28):
It's so bad.

Speaker 6 (01:49:31):
All right, I'm gonna leave right now. I'm coming home.

Speaker 1 (01:49:34):
There's duty everywhere, mister Sieri. Yes you're not.

Speaker 6 (01:49:41):
Yes, we are.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
Your phone tapped.

Speaker 6 (01:49:42):
You're kidding me.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
It's scary, Jones.

Speaker 6 (01:49:44):
Ah, you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 28 (01:49:49):
Get you right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
I'm happy though, Elvis, this.

Speaker 21 (01:49:58):
Phone table was pre recorded for me.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
She granted by all participants.

Speaker 21 (01:50:10):
Elvis d wran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Question, what little irritating habits do you have around the
house that really says a lot about you? For instance,
my habit that people get so bent out of shapeover
is I'll stop the microwave oven like with two seconds
left because i just feel like it's been on enough.
And I'll leave two seconds on the on the on

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the display, and I get yelled at for that? Is
that really that irritating? Is that bad?

Speaker 4 (01:50:39):
A monstrous kind of monsters.

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
It's not monsters at all. Someone texts it in saying
that her husband is the over tidier. She'll take the
milk out of the refrigerator to make cereal, and she'll
turn around to get it and he's already put it away,
and he's like, wait, I just took it out. But
she but she is the shadder. She sheds things that
she walks to the house. Jacket here, sweater, their hairclips here.

Speaker 7 (01:51:03):
Oh that drives me nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:51:05):
Do not do that?

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
Well, see that drives you nutstand yea, But what what
irritating habitsts do you have at the house. I'm sure
you have it your closet, right, I have to.

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, my closet. Oh you know what Sheldon hates.
So my closet has a mirror on it. But I
have so many handbags and you know, top bags and
stuff that it blocks the mirror because they're hanging. So
I open up his closet and I use his mirror,
and it drives him nuts because he's like, then I
locked the cats in there accidentally, and they scratched at
the rug to try and get out. Poor I think

(01:51:35):
that is probably I get yelled for that twice a week,
three times a week.

Speaker 1 (01:51:40):
The cat, the cat thing aside. I mean, at what
point can you own a mirror? You cannot use my
that's my.

Speaker 5 (01:51:49):
He says, clean your bags out and throw half of
them away, and then you have to use my mirror.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
Usually, right, Why can't you use his closet?

Speaker 5 (01:51:56):
I don't understand what the because I cause issues with
the cats and then his rug is all ripped up
from the cat.

Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
Okayre's that gets on your own closet and your own mirror.
You use your stuff. He uses way.

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
I'm sure Alex is still asleep. He's not listening. He
I told you what he does. He'll he'll be like, okay,
I'm gonna go ahead and fix stuff around the house.
He'll he'll pull all the tools out of the tool
drawer or whatever, and he'll leave them everywhere. He never
puts anything away, or he'll take the wrapper off a
new hammer or something, just leave the wrapper right there.
I have to tow all that away. It's it's irritating.

(01:52:33):
So what other things are on this list? That they
are the irritating habits we have around the house that irritating.

Speaker 4 (01:52:38):
The people who leave dishes to quote soak. The people
who leave cabinets open, the people who take who eat
something and leave one bite or one sip left. The
people who, instead of mopping, use like a Clorox wipe
and a foot Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:52:55):
You know all that.

Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
I'm leaving leftovers and the fridge way past their expation day,
all these things.

Speaker 5 (01:53:01):
How about the water bottles around the house. This is
what happens in my house with the boys. They take
three steps of the of the Poland spring and then
I find nine water bottles.

Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
This is why you should people do that? People? Yes, yes, scary,
which I object.

Speaker 14 (01:53:15):
I'm a dish soaker and I sit there, did the
dishes sit there overnight?

Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
And they soak? And I got to tell you the
grime comes off that much easier in the morning. Well,
but I know it. Sometimes we let them quote unquote
soak because we're just lazy. We could easily just so
I soak all my dishes.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Well, just wait till you read what this says about
your personality.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
Scary, let's talk about it. What does that mean?

Speaker 19 (01:53:39):
You want to hear what?

Speaker 1 (01:53:40):
Yeah, go ahead and connect the connect the dots.

Speaker 4 (01:53:43):
Okay, So this says your ability to make life more
difficult is unmatched. Instead of handling something that's mindnumbingly easy,
you choose to soak it in a ransom cesspool of procrastination.
By the time you make the decision to do something
about it, someone else has come along and cleaned up
your mess, which is what she wanted all along.

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
Wow, Well I live alone, so I'm playing myself.

Speaker 21 (01:54:08):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
So, which is in a text? A Clorox wipe and
a foot? That's my sister.

Speaker 4 (01:54:13):
Oh, I would totally do that instead of mopping an
entire floor if there's just like one little spill in
one little area, Clorox lightfoot.

Speaker 17 (01:54:20):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
Who's Tara? She's online nineteen. Let's go talk to her. Hello, Tara,
how are you hi?

Speaker 36 (01:54:30):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
Well, good morning. So what irritating things are going on
in your house?

Speaker 4 (01:54:37):
Okay?

Speaker 36 (01:54:37):
So first off, one thing that I gotta say is
what you said, with Alex tools everywhere my husband one thousand.
My kitchen table has become his toolbox. But besides that, me,
I walk with a heavy foot, always have always. Well,
I'm not a big person. I'm five two. If that

(01:55:00):
I like to give I pad my height because I'm
not very big. But I walk with a heavy foot
stomping on the floor across the house. No matter where
I am, I stop running.

Speaker 7 (01:55:12):
I'm just walking.

Speaker 44 (01:55:14):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
At least we always know where you are. Hey, let
me ask you that someone just sent this text in Tara.
People who leave toilet paper on the counter instead of
putting it on the roll? Thing?

Speaker 24 (01:55:26):
Do you do that?

Speaker 36 (01:55:26):
First off, you gotta put it the right way, with
the paper hanging away from the wall, not into the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
That's amen, Amen, Amen.

Speaker 36 (01:55:34):
But yeah, that'll drive me nuts. Or you just use
the last piece and you don't put it on the roll.
That drives me bananas.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
Oh yeah, yeah. These are the little lazy things we
do at the house. But you know the thing is
we can get away with it at the house because
no one else is there to witness this stuff anyway.
Best alert to you, Tara, Well exactly, Thank you so much,
and good luck with your your tool counter on the
dining room table. Hey twenties, Katie, she's got problems. You

(01:56:03):
really open a can of worms with this article. Hi, Katie,
what's up?

Speaker 16 (01:56:07):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (01:56:08):
So that's something I do.

Speaker 39 (01:56:10):
But when I walk downstairs in the morning and I
walk in the kitchen and the cabinets are wide open, and.

Speaker 9 (01:56:15):
The dishes are next to the sink and not in
the think that is my husband.

Speaker 1 (01:56:20):
Yes, I'll live with one of those two. You're not alone,
you're some pressing. Does that too?

Speaker 7 (01:56:29):
Do you bring them over to the sink and I
go watch this. If you just push it a little bit,
it goes right into the sink.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
What do you say, it's so close.

Speaker 9 (01:56:42):
We empty the dishwasher and they just sit.

Speaker 21 (01:56:44):
On the counter.

Speaker 7 (01:56:44):
The cabinet's right there. Put it in the cabinet.

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
It's right there. Absolutely all right. Well, thank you, Katie,
best of luck.

Speaker 6 (01:56:53):
Of that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:53):
Yeah, Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:56:55):
So Brandon does the cabinet thing too. I will come
down in the morning and every single cabinet looks like
a raccoon broke into the house and rummaged for snacks.
I don't know what takes him over in the middle
of the night. I think it's like a tapeworm from hell.
But he goes down there, eats all the snacks and
just leaves it. It's crazy. He's also the overcleaner, so
it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
Oh, text, When he opens a beer, he leaves it
on the stove instead of putting the can in the
garbage next to the stove. It is right there. People
are complaining about people like me who refuse to clear
the timer on the microwave. What does it matter? But
what does that matter? That's not littering. It's just a

(01:57:35):
digital display.

Speaker 3 (01:57:36):
There's his two on there as well, and I can't
see the clock. Then when I look in the kitchen,
I don't see the clock.

Speaker 21 (01:57:43):
Though.

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
You're leaving another step for the next person that comes along,
so I have to clear your time and reset their time.
And it's just monsters.

Speaker 1 (01:57:51):
No one uses the microwave exipt for me, but I
get yelled at it says two seconds on the microwave.
It's been there for all the whole week nd. It
doesn't use extra energy, It doesn't hurt anyone. Yeah, what
what's up? Frog?

Speaker 3 (01:58:05):
Doing laundry and taking it out of the dryer and
doing the laundry doesn't mean taking it out of the
dryer and draping it over the door that's swung open
and just leading it there.

Speaker 4 (01:58:14):
Yes, no, it doesn't laundry done.

Speaker 3 (01:58:17):
No, you can't just take it out of the dryer,
drape it over the door and go Okay, I'm done. No,
it has to go where it belongs.

Speaker 1 (01:58:24):
Well, scary, I know, I was a scary apartment not
long ago. He uses his kitchen chairs as coat hangers,
and so you have like an entire season, an entire
winter of coats, yet piled up.

Speaker 14 (01:58:34):
By March, my entire coat closet is piling up on
my chairs, one over, the next, over.

Speaker 1 (01:58:39):
The next, of the next, over the next. Oh line
nineteen Lisa, Hello, Lisa, what's going on in your house?
It's like extra well, doing well, But what's going on
in your house?

Speaker 37 (01:58:53):
It's extra irritating, Oh, irritating and disgusting. So my husband
when he gets out of the shout, has to get
the big bottle of goldne opens his underwear, shakes it
in there until when I tell you, the floor, the rug,
the walls.

Speaker 4 (01:59:13):
I actually now you.

Speaker 37 (01:59:15):
I don't even use our manster bathroom. I use the
guest bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
You know, you know we have quite we have quite
the optics. Quite the visual of your husband just pulling
his underwear out. I was like shaking the powder in
there everywhere. Shower, he won't do it.

Speaker 37 (01:59:33):
Another walk and shower and wait till it gets out.
So and then there's so much in there it goes
up the back and then he has it like straight
up his back out of his back, and I.

Speaker 4 (01:59:44):
Yell at him all the time.

Speaker 37 (01:59:47):
We went to we went to Costa Rica like two
years ago, and I asked him, I said, please, can
you do that in a shower, because when he did
it the first day, it was like this picture like
your cameratops full of flower and you may can indention
in there. I walk, my feet are in his powder.
And so now I don't even use the bathroom. I

(02:00:08):
just I have by everything set up in the guest bathroom.
I started like brushing my teeth and it is that
this gross taste, and I realized this powder is going everywhere.

Speaker 4 (02:00:18):
Now once you might.

Speaker 37 (02:00:21):
Yes, so when you walk into his bathroom, it's like
it looks like it's like three hundred years old with
dust that everywhere everything.

Speaker 6 (02:00:32):
It's so.

Speaker 1 (02:00:35):
At least he's not scratching his nuts all the time.

Speaker 7 (02:00:39):
Well you know, he says, my thighs get chased.

Speaker 37 (02:00:42):
Okay, that's fine, do it before you come out of
the shower, Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:00:47):
So it's just one of those little irritating things. I
will thank you, thank you for sharing with us. What
else is on the list? Candy?

Speaker 4 (02:00:55):
Oh you want to know what the habit says about you?

Speaker 6 (02:01:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:01:00):
Right, Well, first of all, we talked about soaking dishes
in the sink. What about people who leave unopened mail
just piling up? Anyone here do that?

Speaker 21 (02:01:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:01:09):
Sometimes you're likely someone who doesn't check their voicemail because
it makes you anxious. You have an extreme fear of
the unknown, and you are marginally, if that, equipped to
navigate adult life. Leaving kitchen cabinets open, it says you're
made of equal parts courage and fear, brave enough to
start any old test that pops into your mind, but
too afraid to finish one god forsaken project. You leave

(02:01:32):
doors open in life in general, so you never fully
leave a situation. Your life is dominated by what ifs,
and you'll likely never learn to take definitive action.

Speaker 1 (02:01:42):
Oh god, how can you were doing that?

Speaker 4 (02:01:44):
Walk around with the cabinets open, don't drive me nuts crazy?

Speaker 6 (02:01:48):
Close them?

Speaker 1 (02:01:49):
I mean it takes no effort whatsoever to close.

Speaker 47 (02:01:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:51):
My favorite thing is walking across the bathroom floor with
my bare feet and I'm like, what's that? And I'm
lift my foot up and there's an old toenail stuck
to the bottom of your foot. Noails, no sick.

Speaker 4 (02:02:07):
If you want to know about the people who leave
one bite or sip, it means you're self absorbed in
a free spirit, too busy thinking about your own life
to care about anybody else's. Your fun is hell to
be around because you live in the moment. But when
faced with the consequences of your own actions, you claim
it's not your problem, when you, in fact are everyone's problem.

Speaker 7 (02:02:25):
You're a douchebag, that is.

Speaker 1 (02:02:27):
Yeah, somewhat Apparently we've bit to moan about the people
that we live with that do these things. I'm sure
we do things as well.

Speaker 4 (02:02:37):
I think I do almost all the things on that list.

Speaker 1 (02:02:40):
The microwave timer is and when I'm guilty of But
I don't see what the problem is with that still.
I just I just don't.

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Speaker 1 (02:03:10):
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