Full Show: Where The Aliens At?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Mama needs fuel. Do we have any coffee? Can't do,
can't do, can't Brandon, do you want to tell us
exactly what happened this morning? Can't can't do in the

(00:25):
morning show. That's how we start our show talking about
Goddy peeing the band did not happen. That is out
of context. That was your boyfriend. He specifically said, you
pee the band is a liar? Have you heard that?
I remember we all heard you guys. Yeah, not true.
One day I will Are we triggering something with you

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provish Sam? Yeah, I think I'm allergic to that. I
don't know why peeing the bed? Yeah, I just had
a small sneeze attack inside my brain. Oh my god?
Why ay? Wait? Welcome to the day. I thought it
was Thursday. It's only today, mommy. Anyway, Welcome to the day.
Do we have any guests today? So I'll tell you

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right now. I had a great show yesterday. We had
a great show, and I love talking to Melissa Gorga
from Housewives of Jersey. Yeah, but for now, the rulest
no more housewives on this show. What happened? Because their
fans are out of their minds. Well yeah, no, no, yeah,
it's Okay, we can survive over here and they can
survive over there. But anyway, she was lovely and her

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husband Joe love them. Yes, and they're they're the last one.
So congratulations to Melissa Gorga for being the last housewife
on our show. Hey, it's nothing, very nice. She was wonderful.
It's these fans that are out of their frigging minds. Anyway,
you know what, so you big stories in the news today, diplo,

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She's not not gay, right, google that? So I said, scary,
let's play some diplo. So we're gonna play a song
by Tisto instead. This is a great song, remember Jackie Chan. Yeah,
so whoa, that was pretty awesome. Yeah, welcome to the day.

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It should be Thursday. It's only Wednesday. I'm just reminding you. Well,
you know everyone I said that to today agree said,
oh my god, you're right, it's only Wednesday. So yeah,
I thought the same thing when I got in the
car this morning. Isn't that we were all in the
same time way? Yeah, it's weird. Hi, Nate, Hi, waking
up sistuff that last night. Actually, I was taking my
pills because I had the Sunday through Saturday pill container.

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Yes you do, man, And I'm like, wait a minute,
why am I taking Tuesday's pills? It's Wednesday. You forgot
to day? No, you actually didn't. Hey, let's go talk
to our first caller of the day, and that is Mila. Hi, Mila, Hi, Elvis, Night,
Danielle and everybody. Welcome to the show. So Mila is

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getting ready for radiation. You know, we do have the
we have the chemo club that listens to our show
every day. Now we have the radiation You're the glow
in the dark club. Anyway, So you're halfway through your
radiation course, but you didn't find out that you are
cancer free? Is this true? Amen? This is true. I
had a double mistectomy in December and then I had

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to go back in January for an axillary node dissection.
So they took out all the notes in my right
under arm and so as of January twelve, I'm officially
cancer free. Wow. And so just doing radiation out of
an abundance subcaution and um, you know I'm alive. I'm happy,
you know. Good? Amen, I thank you. Can I just

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give a quick shout out? I want to I want
to shout out Guild's Club in Westchester because they have
been instrumental m in my emotional um kind of healing
throughout this entire process. They provide free services for all
people with all kinds of cancer, right, um, so I
just want to give them a quick shout out that

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they are so you know, we love Gilda's Club. We
were We've done some work with Gilda's Club here in
Manhattan as well, of course, named after the world famous
GUILDA Radner, and you know, and I love, I'm so impressed.
Not only are they there for you, but they're there
for your family as well. They're just a great or
you know what, let me write this down, Write this down.
It's Guilda's Club in Westchester, in Westchester. Yeah, we're going

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to make a contribution to them in your name. How
about that They're going to give money to guilds A
Club for us. Absolutely absolutely inla you know, as you know,
and I know I'm not the only one and we
are not the only one who can say this, but
cancer affects all of us, and it affects us every
single day. And I'm just so happy for you and

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God bless you, Mila, And we're gonna get some information
off the air. And you are the first caller of
the day as well, so you got that going for you.
I like that I'm cancer free, I'm first caller of
the day. A lot of stuff. What's that again. Congratulations
to Alex for him being Kansas free. That's amazing. I know,
it really is. I know we're a and Uh. Anyway,
what a joy to speak with you, Mila as our

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first caller of the day. What else do we have
for Mila? About a fifty dollars Wendy's gift card? Yeah,
rolled through Wendy's those cards. Absolutely. I love that I'm
capturing free and I got a Wendy's gift card. What
a crazy day, Mila. It's so good hearing from you.
Hold on, I'm gonna put you back over to Diamond
and she's gonna get some information and we're gonna send

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a nice, juicy contribution in your name to Gilda's Club
in Westchester. Okay, I love you all so much. Thank you,
thank you, thank you. Have a great Wednesday. You too.
Wait it's only Wednesday, that's right, damn it. Yeah, hold on, uh,
Diamond get all the info from her. Okay, all right,
thank you, What a great way to start the show.
Aren't you guys amazed at the quality of people that

(05:53):
are up at this god forsaken hour? Yep? And happy
and encouraging, right, ready to live another day? Yea terror
very important. Stop all right, take each breath and savor it.
Have a great day. Let's get into the three things
you need to know from Gandhi and then we'll get
on with the day. What's going on Gandhi? Access to

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an abortion pill goes on trial today in Texas. A
conservative legal group filed a lawsuit claiming the FDA acted
illegally and approving the drug miff apristone in two thousand.
It also claims the government deliberately ignored what the plaintiffs
describe as harmful side effects. Miff Apristone can induce an
abortion up to ten weeks into a pregnancy. Top medical
groups and medical professionals maintain that it is safe, effective,

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and oftentimes necessary. Ohio is suing the railroad company Norfolk
Southern over the toxic train derailment in East Palestine that
happened last month. The lawsuit claims that there were multiple
violations of state and federal law. Attorney G Attorney General
David Yost said in a briefing that this accident was avoidable,
adding that the company's accidents have increased by eighty percent

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over the past decade. Ohio is asking for a minimum
of federal damages in the amount of seventy five thousand
dollars as a formality, but notes that the damages should
far exceed that minimum as the situation continues to unfold.
Seventy five thousand dollars, it's nothing for what happened. No,
and finally, former Liberty University president Jerry Folwell Junior is

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suing the college, claiming the school owes him eight and
a half million bucks in retirement benefits if you miss this.
Folwell left the school back in August of twenty twenty
after a young Miami poolboy who later became a family
business partner said he had a year's long sexual relationship
with Folwell's wife while Folwell would watch and enjoy the
clashtag cookole. Yes, we all watched the documentary. If you

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haven't seen it, god forbid on Hulu. That's what it's called.
The claims, which Fallwell did not deny, of course, scandalize
the private evangelical Christian college community. So he stepped away.
Now he wants his benefits and those are your three things.
There you go, another crazy day. Are you guys ready
for another crazy day? You know I didn't officially say
good morning to everyone. Good morning, Danielle, Hello, they're produced.
You're saying good morning, Gary, Good morning morning, Gandhi, good morning, Hi, Froggy,

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good mornings. You know what I mean. Scottie B. We
love you, Hello, love you too, love you too, love
you more. Diamond, good morning. Hello on the phone. Hi,
good morning. I know Andrew and Garrett are rolling around.
It's gonna be another day. You guys ready for it? Yeah,
let's go text us. I love how this text says.

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I'm so glad Elvis gave all these juvenile delinquents her
career than standard data and messaging rates me Elvis Duran
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know what you know, we're supposed to commit here every
day and beat joys and fine and festive and frolicking,
and I just I have a little something I just
want to like be real. So yesterday we went to

(09:08):
the Staten Island Zoo. We're doing some work with our
friends at Northwell Health and hung out with the spider monkeys. Nice.
You know, Alexy. Alex has been working at the zoo
since he was went fourteen years old. So anyway, I
love going to the zoo. But you know one thing
that's very very special about the Staten Island Zoo. One

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of many is Grandpa the oldest living spider monkey in captivity.
Oh wow, fifty two years old. Wow, still bouncing around
on the vines. And I mean he's still Grandpa, still
got it, he's fifty two. Yeah, Oh, I'm older than

(09:49):
Grandpa the monkey. As this been weighing on you? Is
this a problem? It's been bothering me all night. See,
Daniel turns fifty this year. You were younger than Grandpa
the old just living wow spider monkey in captivity. L
I'm older than the oldest living spider monkey in captivity.
Just saying that's not going to be proud of. I

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think I think that's yeah, how's your bouncing around lately?
It's not good. Actually, the spider monkeys is better. Grandpa's
doing much better than men said in monkey years how
I don't know. Maybe he knows with his his name
always been Grandpa, or did he get to a certain
age and they started calling him I don't know. Maybe
he would used to be Arthur or something. I don't know,

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but it's been weighing heavily on me. You're older than
the oldest living spider money exactly in captivity. I mean,
if you think about it, we're older than a lot
of things. I know. You know, Nate was trying to
talk me off the ledge earlier, saying, look, you know,
you're older than the oldest field mouse. Yeah, just doesn't

(10:55):
mean anything. We're older than the oldest living dog. Huh.
But this has had me a little upset. I'm sorry,
just say it. Maybe this gives you an excuse to
fling pooh up people. Yeah, I'm in. I'm going to
be the oldest living DJ and kept pivvies, kept the
poosh slinger. Oh, Alex. He never answers what we need him. Yes,
scary what you know a lot of times while I'm

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watching sports I always think, oh my god, I'm older
than every person on that field, no matter what the
sport is. Well, there was a time thill when I
used to watch sports. I'm like, oh, they're older or
we're the same age. Right now, I'm definitely older. So
what we all need to do and does even if
you're in your twenties and you feel like you're the
oldest person in the room and it brings you down,

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we need to only hang out with people who are
older than us. Yeah, boy, which is which eliminates every
single one of you? What name? I've got some good news, Jonathan.
The giant tortoise is two hundred and fifty six years old.
You can you go catch it up. And there's an
albatross that was born in nineteen fifty one apparently. Okay, okay, well,

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thank you got this albus? You got for like a
four hundred year old shark floating around out there? Where
do you go? He's dead, but he's floating. Let me
tell you, your face holding up a lot better than grandpa's.
I had plastic surgery. I'm you're younger than the vampires.
I know so well. These comparisons are fantastic. I feel great.

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What was what was that dumb joke? Daddy Dad joked yesterday? Um,
they keep trying to tell me my house is haunted.
I mean I've been here two hundred and thirty five years.
I don't get it. I don't understand Anyway, let's get
into the horoscopes with producer sam Hi, the oldest living

(12:41):
something in captivity. Who are you doing them? How about Gondhi?
How about gond Okay? If you celebrate a birthday today,
this would be a great dinner. Little Dicky, Eva Longoria,
Brett Michaels and will I am I'll celebrate today. Really
messed up dinner. I could do without Eva Longoria, rest
of him fantastic Capricorn. Take time out of your day

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to create a list of what you are most grateful for.
It will help humble you. Your day is a ten
Aquarius learned to go with the flow. Don't try and
disrupt nature your days and eight Pisces. It's time to
grow and move on, stop clinging to the past. Your
day is a five Hey Aries, be sure to ask
for what it is you want. Others are willing to
help you. Your days of nine Taurus. Prioritize your needs First,
it's time for some self healing to occur. Your day

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is an eight Gemini. Open a book or listen to
an audiobook, Try and learn something new your days and
seven Cancer. Bring more light to your day by avoiding
any unnecessary drama. Your day is in eight Leo. You're
bold and bright self will light up any room. Your
day's nine Virgo. Understand that in order to create change,
you must change yourself. Your day is a six. Leave
brother support you're looking for. It might be closer than

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you think. Your days of nine Scorpio. Look deep into
your heart to find what it is your soul really needs.
Your day is a seven. And finally, Sagittarius, eliminate any
clutter clutter that is overpowering your personal space. Your day
is a six and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes. Hi, excellent,
Hey Danielle, Yeah, what do you have coming up? What
are you doing? I'm ordering breakfast? Hold on, make sure

(14:05):
you check the menu because we were supposed to order
from one place and it gave me another place called
the Omelet, the funniest movie insults of all time. We're
going to talk about that and Adele maybe extending her
residency in Vegas. All right, you guys ready for whatever
we're doing? Oh? Can we talk about Hello Fresh one,
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Fresh dot com slash Elvis Dan in the morning show.
Sorry about that if you heard me singing. All right. So,

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so we decided to order breakfast like we always do,
like we always and with the way it works is
Andrew will send out an Uber eats whatever to all
of us on text and what you do is you
just go to it. You go to the website through
your texting, and you can choose whatever you want to
order and you write your name on it. So when
all the orders to go in and they all come

(16:23):
to the same place and your name's written on, it's
kind of a great system. Yeah, it's well well done.
So we've we've found this place and we looked it
up and there's no there's no ratings or anything because
it's a ghost kitchen. And you know, what a ghost
kitchen is. It's not a restaurant where you can go
in and sit down and eat. It's just a kitchen

(16:44):
where it's it's in, they cook and they have it
delivered to you, which is fine. I have no problem
with ghost kitchens. There's nothing wrong the ghost kitchens. Nothing.
But then the menu looks a little suspicious. So a
little sus So Nate's is yo almost. I'll share a
healthy burrito and one of the ingredients on that it's

(17:07):
like a turkey with egg and then creamy Swiss. I've
never heard of that creamy. I've never heard of a
creamy season inherently creamy. It's not. This one is. And
so I'm like, well, is it like that? You know
when you when you go to the football game and
they have that little plunger they pushed down and just

(17:28):
cheese all over your chips to make nacho that doesn't
come in other Well obviously it also comes in Swiss.
So we're thinking, is that what it is? I say,
it's got to be what it is unless they melt it.
I have no idea. I think it's the it's it's
it's a little it's a plunger what's it called the
whatever spencer? The spencer? So I'm like, I don't know

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if I want that, And then it gets back to
the well, I don't know if I'm an order from
a ghost kitchen, and then Gandhi screams out loud, I'm
not afraid of a ghost kitchen. I'm not. I'm down.
Let's do it. Do we realize when back to the
creamy Swiss and we don't want that. I want like
a slice of Swiss. They did have a lot of
pancake options, they did, um, So we decided to order

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from another place down the street. And if I found it.
It's also like a drug store. You can get toilet paper,
you can get you can get a thumbs your price
on Sharman is actually pretty good in a sandwich. I'm like,
what are we doing? There's no solid like place. I

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can't use this order from the diner down the street.
What's scary? So I said, I'll have the waveless run,
chaos and toilet which makes sense. It's the natural progression
of things right in that order. So did we ever
finalize an order? I don't think we're waiting. We're waiting
for another place to order seven another place. So I
just love how you can buy con Dum's Lube in

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a Denver Amlen. When I first moved to New York City,
you said, hey, you'll never have to leave your apartment.
You can literally have everything brought to your door and
from the same place. That's concert. That's the weird part
that's concerned. Yeah, I'm glad we stopped ourselves at the
Creamy Swiss. Ye I don't think I trust the creamy
We have a place far, not too far from me
called Wang Wang Super Taco and it's called Wang Wang

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Super Taco and it's Chinese food and Mexican food and
it's like a fusion and its people love it. People
love it through that place on the Upper West Side.
It's a Cuban Chinese place. It's huge. It's just we
used to go there all the time. We are never sober.
But anyway, Wang Win, let's let's wing Wing wang Wan.

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That scar laughing cow makes creamy Swiss. And that's what
it says on the good as something tells me, this
isn't laughing cow. This cow isn't laughter Daniel. All right,
So Diplow reveal my favorite story in a podcast that

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he's not not gay, even though he received lollipoppy from
a man before, or at least he thinks he did,
because he can't you can. Oh, he received oral from
a man before, but he says he's probably not not gay.
But he did say he could see himself dating men
long term as life partners. It's a confusing say do

(20:32):
we have to compartmentalize people? Just be exactly, Just be
who you want to, do what you want to as
long as you're happy, you're not hurting anybody, It doesn't
It only hurts for a second. Okay, I told you
guys yesterday that Whitecliffe John was in the hospital and
he wasn't. We weren't sure why, but he is out.
He returned to Miami last weekend. He felt numbness on
the right side of his face. They think it was

(20:53):
a result of exhaustion. He's back home right now, but
he will be undergoing some more tests. Fall Boy has
a brand new album on the way, so much for
start us. We can't wait. Be Wentz shared a video
from the set of hold Me Like a Grudge, the
music video, and he says this is the most ambitious
music video that they have ever tried. To make and
I know that their new album's on the way. They're

(21:13):
coming in soon, right, Yeah, we cannot wait for will
full uh boy. And it is official Wicked has a
release date in the movies. It's actually the first part.
I think it's going to be a two parter, guys,
November twenty seven, twenty twenty four, not this year twenty
twenty four. For a minute, I had to think, wait,
are we in twenty two twenty one? I have to

(21:35):
wait this law stop? And it was moved from December
to November, so that's pretty cool. An insider is saying
that Adele might be sticking around the coliseum at Caesar's
Palace for some more residency dates. She's supposed to end
her set March twenty fifth, but apparently they are going
to store her set in a place where they can

(21:55):
get at it if she comes back, And they're saying
that she might actually do some more dates coming up
soon and announce them coming up soon. Let's see, I
was checking out a list of the forty nine funniest
movie insults of all time? Why and I don't know?
And so let me just give you a couple of them.
You are literally too stupid to insult from the hangover.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid
people from a fish called Wanda. But the number one
is does Barry Man alone know that you raid his
wardrobe from the Breakfast Club? Oh my god nineteen eighty five? Yes,
remember that? What are we watching? Well? I'm wearing my
AFC Richmond sweatshirt today because ted Lasso is back season
three on Apple TV Plus. Don't forget you only get

(22:39):
one episode a week. It's old school here on Apple
TV Plus. They don't give you at all. You know what,
I'm okay with that. I am too, because you have
something to look forward to. The Connors, the goldbergs Abbot, Elementary,
You've got Survivor, the Mass singer Vander Pump Rules, pawn Stars,
and Disney Plus has a bunch of cool stuff as well.
Today and that is my Danielle Report, Thane Bands and

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now at Samsung dot Com. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Hey,
I'm at when I said earlier. We had a great
conversation with Melissa Garga and her husband Joe. Of course,
Melissa from the Housewives of New Jersey. She was here
with us yesterday. We had a great time. Yeah. Um,
but I'm never having a housewife on ever again, not

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any of them, not one, not one of them. And
I'm telling you why. Look, and I'm gonna bring Diamond
in on the Diamond. Can we bring you in on this? Okay?
Do you what I just said? Yes? Okay. The reason,
the reason being is this fans of the Housewife of franchise.
They're way too crazy passionate about it. They're insane, and
it's either a team this or team that, and they

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hate each other and there's no there's no crossover between
the two, there's no blurred lines. It's and we found
that out yesterday. People were just incensed that we had
Team Melissa represented here in the room and not team Teresa. Right,
and I know Teresa, we met her before, very nice

(24:48):
to me. They're all nice, but due to the nature
of that show, people get all riled up and they
become incensed. If you have one on that they don't like,
I think we need to have the other and then
shut it all down. No, no, Melissa, we love you.
You're the last one through the door. No good for
us though in the long, long term, What do you mean?

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So if people are so passionate and they're listening so intensely,
and then they have these big feelings about what's going on,
they're paying attention to what we're doing, and we're serving
them something that interesting. No, there were some ding dongs
out there that were totally totally crucifying us because we
didn't go after her, like for instance, Diamond is not
team Melissa, but you had a conversation with her. Yes,

(25:30):
you made it very clear your team Teresa. Yeah. But
but there are people out there. I mean, they want
to burn the house down. They really, they really do.
They want to smoke us out. Yeah, we shouldn't let
them steal our joy. Well at that point, there's no joy. Okay,
it's okay, I see your point. But I'm like, why
bother if you're gonna get crazy and triggered over something

(25:53):
as insignificant as that, I don't, I don't. I can't
be around you. It makes me uncomfortable. People are very
this is that's the one franchise that people are so
passionate about. And honestly, on all of those shows, you
have a side, you have whoever your favorite is, and
you take their side on all of those Housewive shows.
So I mean it's I mean, I wasn't. I'm not

(26:13):
shocked at all that has happened. It was worse than
anything I've ever seen. I'll give you an example. Remember
when Scary, the New York Giants fan, decided to drive
down to Philly to go to the Eagles game. The
Giant Eagles game, just a fraction of the same number
of people we had heard from yesterday gave him crap.
We had oceans of people like really mad and I

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was like, wow, what a success. Yeah, n okay. The
great thing about this because I'm pretty cynical when it
comes to reality TV, right, that seemed pretty real to
me because I started to think about it. There's people
I don't get along with. There's people you don't get
along with. Exactly, they just don't get along, and they
just happened to document it. What we saw was real, right, Yes,

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it was. It was a family that doesn't get along.
And you know me, I even tried to coach. I'm like, yeah,
why don't we get you two on the front porch
and just grow old together and enjoy each other's company.
And it was like, well, I don't see that happening soon.
What's scary. It's almost like the fandom wanted us to
jump in and get embroiled in the drama of the show.
We don't do that. We're not doing that. You know,

(27:21):
we have a we have a rule here. We were
trying to make guests comfortable. Oh okay every day, No,
I didn't. I just don't want to pick sides. That's
the thing it's like. And to be honest, Gandhi and
I don't even know enough about what goes on between
the two, Like I couldn't tell you why one is

(27:42):
mad at the other because, to be honest, we admitted
we don't watch the show. So I feel like I
we can kind of just talk to everybody. We can
be everyone's friend. We're a neutral party, right, Well apparently
we can't. But anyway, so we had a great time
with Melissa and Joe. Any leave it that. If you
don't like it, I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry.
If you don't like it, if you have a problem

(28:03):
with us having a nice conversation with people, then you
know that's your problem, not mine. You're sorry, not sorry. Yeah,
what's the trigger line? Oh, your trigger is not my responsibility, exactly.
Your trigger is not my responsibility. But now we can't
have anything nice. Thanks a lot, guys, We just can't
ad them on. Whoever it was, you've ruined it now
if one of the Hilton sisters want to come on, okay.

(28:26):
Apparently Garrett said that the line that really made people
go crazy, um was when Melissa said that the Tackie
fountain was at the other house. Okay, people went crazy.
It's just true. She doesn't have a fountain. The other
one has a fountain. Okay, somebody that's were tacky. Some
Italians have fountains. Some doubt that is true. It scaries

(28:47):
from the land of fountains. Indians have fountains. All Indians fountains.
Love a good fountain. Didn't you say one day you
want a fountain. I aspire to have a Tacki fountain.
But you're calling it TACKI. There are people who have fountains.
I think they're beautiful. Dude, Ed Sheeran is sending us
a big penis made. We have to talk about that.
It is all right. We have a Tommy John free

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money phone tap worth a thousand dollars on the way,
Elvis Duran. This person is usually a pain in the
ass in the morning show. In the Morning Show, So
excited Ted Lasso Episode one is out, Yes tonight, tonight. Yeah,
I get to watch it. You know, Garrett in the back,
I think he's seen the entire season? Is it? I

(29:31):
know they I know they sent him five episodes. Well okay,
then maybe not the entire season five you see now
he knows something we don't know. So but they, as
you were talking about earlier, Daniel, they were releasing it
one episode per week Old School, Old School, Apple TV
plus Old School. And I don't mind that. I actually
like it because I love looking forward to it and go,
oh my gosh, it's last night, like you know. Well,

(29:53):
but knowing someone who knows the first five episodes, I
don't like that because this morning, Garrett walks into my
office and says, oh, I watched Ted Lasso last night? Yeah, yeah,
mmmm what does that mean? H And I get the text?
Did you watch? And then this morning did you watch?
I'm like, no, I didn't watch yet. I I'm waiting,
why didn't you watch? I'm like, if you tell me anything, Garrett.

(30:13):
I hate when they know and I don't know. I
heard everyone dies. Thank you, thanks for that. That's right.
It's hard for us. I mean because it came out
at midnight, right right? No, actually I think it came
out earlier last night than nine. I don't know, give
it a time. Who cares? But it's out. Yeah, but
Garrett knows more than we know, so don't We can't
be friends with him until we see all these episodes.

(30:35):
When Ozark came out after waiting for so long, I
did stay up all night to watch it, and I
we watch it. Remember, Yeah, I feel like we should
have done that this morning for for ted Lasso. But
what are you doing? But I work for the kids
to watch it? Did I get Danner for something? Get
this white stuff on your the sleeve of your shirt here.
So I'm just and that's been bothering me for an
hour or so. So I've just been trying to like

(30:55):
kind of dust you off. Maybe I need it. I
need a new shampoo. Well, I've been washing my head
with apple cider vinegar because I have the same problem.
You smell like a salad. Yeah, and it's not helping.
If anybody has a dandriff. We got a went at
home called the Happy Cappy. It's like a little little Yeah,
it's a Dandrus shampoo that like, because every now and
then I think I just get it. I'm like in
front of my head. It's called the Happy Cappy and

(31:17):
you just rub it in. It's on Amazon work. What's
what's wrong with a good old head and shoulders anymore?
Of course it does not for me? All right, never mind,
We're moving on yeah, um, so what else you want
to talk about. We've talked about Dandriff, We've talked about
ted Lasso. You know, is Alex still not answering my

(31:37):
questions about spider monkeys? Pisses me off. The oldest living
spider monkey in captivity is younger than me. So how
close were you to this spider monkey's right on the
other side of the glass? Oh, on the other side,
Grandpa was right, it's just name Grandpa. Yeah, but why
well yeah, no, I wanted you to go play with them,
and you're not. You're not allowed in the zoo. You

(31:59):
can't play with Is that him? Hello? Hi, Alex, Hi,
I'm in the middle of a a wordle right now. Oh okay,
don't tell anyone. Hey, can we tell the story about
what happened to you with word at the at the
the cancer place. Oh? Oh yeah, yes, so you were

(32:20):
you were waiting, you were no, actually, you're waiting for
a doctor's appointment, dude, get your cancer results right, Yes,
So I was sitting there waiting, waiting, waiting, and you know,
of course I'm nervous because I need to know the result.
So um, I always play wordle and I send it
to my friend Matty Tone, and he'll send it to me.
And you know, we see how many that we got

(32:42):
wordle on? You know how many? Right? Yeah? And so
I'm stuck on the third guests and I look up
and a guy across from me, he's getting ready to
go into chemotherapy and on his shirt he has his
word written and I'm like, oh my god, I think

(33:03):
that's it. And I punched it in and that was it.
What was that word? Do you remember? Oh? I could
look back at my pictures and tell you what the
word was. Yeah, So he couldn't come up with the
wordle word. He looked across the room and this guy
had the word like biggest, biggest light. He punched it
in and that was the answer. Wow, I have to

(33:24):
picture the red here. It was squat squat Remember remember
squat wortle That took me six tries that day, No, Alex,
because he was like the guy with a squat written
on his shirt was right across the room from a Yeah,
this word had a picture of Yoda Lipt in bell Box,
my favorite meme, and it was just like it was

(33:47):
just like a bizarre shirt. And I'm sitting there waiting
for my test results stuck on this wordle and sitting
across from me as a guy with a squat T
shirt on, And what's the chances of that? I love that.
So when I was flying back from our vacation and
I told you, Bill and Hillary Clinton were sitting in
front of me, of course I was being a creep
and trying to stare at his phone. He was playing

(34:09):
wordle and he was really struggling with the word. It
was syrup that day. But I saw what his first
guess was, because you know, we all have a different
first it was aids Ai d e s Is that
not kind of hilarious coming from him? I don't know
about that. But Nica Lewinsky was an aid, wasn't she?
Well oh okay, I was like, well, well, well, Bill,

(34:29):
well no, but you're playing a word game. You usual
need to punch in the weird letters that you think
will be Like I think everyone who plays Wortle has
that one word they go for us, like, what's your word? Crane? Crane?
What's yours? Alex Um? I used audio? Well, first, oh
that audio is a good Okay, it's good. Yeah, there's
a lot of owls. Hey, okay, we're totally off the

(34:51):
topic here. So, as you know, I'm a little upset
that Grandpa, the world's oldest spider monkey in captivity, is
younger than me. Right well, well and monkey is you're
probably no, you're probably about the same age. Okay, thank you?
So what our monkey hears? How do how do uh

(35:14):
spider monkeys compare with humans? About eighty years old and
human human years right now? Well? Actually no, probably I
would say eighty five because if he is the longest
lived in spider monkey in captivity as we know, um, yeah,
so so he's got to be, you know, really up

(35:36):
there in human years. Okay, I feel better, though I
was upset that I'm older than the oldest living spider
monkey in captivity. But he hasn't always been named Grandpa.
I mean, what was he named when he was a
young whipper snapper? So? Uh, well, I could pull records
back and I remember when I first became a zoo kie.
But we pulled it back and I what was his name?

(35:58):
It was a funny name, and um um it was
like Hercules or something like that. Okay, but one day
you decided to call him Grandpa because he's so damned old.
But he he looks like he still has it together though.
Uh you know what, Um, he got his physical lest

(36:20):
in the year ago, and he's still in tip top
shapes even though UM the troop around him. You know,
all his um female friends they passed away. UM. But
the keepers here that they keep him active, They keep
him on the go. You know, they spend quality time
hours with him a day and keep them happy and healthy.

(36:41):
And you know he enjoys the day. And we can't
we can't introduce any anybody knew because you know, it's
like a grumpy old person, you know, bringing somebody new
into your house. Exactly, Grandpa, he didn't mean. I totally understand.
I I can relate. All right. Well, look, I'm glad
we got to now. I feel better about being older

(37:02):
than Grandpa. I don't think it's a tie. Oh thank you.
Guess what You're stuck with us for the rest of
our lives. That Sheldon says to me, he goes, hey, honey,
take a look at this. I go, why, he goes,
this is what you're stuck with the after the kids
leave the house. That's true, alright, go have a great
day at the zoo. I love you, I love you.

(37:23):
And it was so great seeing you here yesterday. I
love going to the zoo. Support your local zoo. I'll
talk to you later though. All right, guys are cute?
We are? Yeah? Grandpa setting his ways? So am I.
I don't want new friends. I want to get rid
of half the ones I have. I'm not in this room.
I love you all. Hey, switching gears. Where are we
going here? Do you have a game today? You had

(37:43):
a Yeah? What is it? I have a Disney Villain
game from a think tank. Do I hear Nate writing? Ye? Sorry,
that's a loud pen. It's the loudest pin in the
world today. So hey, so what think tank came up
with the Disney Villains contest? Danielle and I thank you

(38:04):
and daniel are the thing tank? Yeah, we'll do that
a little while, okay, cool, like in thirty forty minutes. Okay, okay,
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Grandpa wants to hear the news. Okay, Grandpa, do you

(38:25):
guy going on? The US government says a Russian fighter
jet struck the propeller of a US surveillance drone yesterday,
sending it plummeting into the Black Sea. The US is
calling this an act of an act that is a
brazen violation of international law. But Russia does not see
it that way, insisting their warplane did not hit the
MQ nine Reaper drone and that it crashed after a
sharp maneuver. The Russian ambassador to the US said aircrafts

(38:48):
from the US have no business being so close to
Russian airspace. Meanwhile, a US general says the SU twenty
seven fighter jets dumped fuel on the drone in a reckless,
environmentally unsound, and unprofessional manner. Fighting about what happened there,
you know what, you think? That's frightening conflict between the
US and Russia. Let's talk about the King Crab conflict.

(39:08):
Oh my goodness, that is the most fascinating thing to
me right now. You know, Yeah, there's a thin line
between Russia and Alaska. Yes, and sometimes when the water
is low, you can walk apparently from one part of
Alaska into Russia. Right, so all of these king crabs,
we know a bunch of like a billion crabs went missing.
Some people think they're in Russia now, but because all
the crab is gone, you can't get Alaskan king crabs

(39:30):
right now. So if you're on if you're eating Alaskan
king crabs, actually Russian because people are crossing over the
border stealing the Russian crabs back and serving them as
Alaskan king crab. It's the same crab. I don't know
they cross the line. They're Russian now, So that's the conflict.
We should be watching both sides of the US now
being hit. The northeaster plummeled, hummeled the region of our area.

(39:52):
It's snow, rain and high winds. Thousands lost power yesterday
with the high speed winds. On the West Coast, over
thirty million people are now under flood alerts as another
atmospheric river is dumping heavy rain on California. The storms
are also creating hurricane force wind gusts and widespread power outages.
So we're all going through it right now. And finally,
speaking of the King crab, a Florida man is being

(40:13):
accused of trying to steal nearly half a million dollars
worth of King crab. This man apparently acted like he
was an employee for Safeway in Albertson's. He ordered over
four hundred and thirty two thousand dollars worth of Russian
King crab impersonated the employee, then sent false purchase orders
to Arctic seafoods in California. They showed up, gave him
the shipment, he loaded it into a truck, and then

(40:35):
his payment never went through. So he got busted with
all that crab at a way station, a Florida man.
And those are your three things. So not only are
we recognizing today is the IDEs of March. Yeah, of
course it's all about Caesar, right, Yeah, beware are the
eyes of March. But the eyes of March I believe
has something to do with the moon. Isn't not the
eyes of March like a full moon. They wanted Julius
Caesar to beware of the full moon the eyes of March?

(40:58):
Is that right? Say? If I remember right, Julius Caesar
correctly said, but where the eyes of March? And then
he was assassinated exactly when I got married twenty years
ago today on the ice at the anniversary. Beware, we
did think about it when we were when we were
booking it. We're like, it is the eyes of March. Hey,
let's go the IDEs of March. Yeah, I know, but

(41:18):
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forties at night in the highs. Only in the those sixties,
we had this crazy, fierce wind here yesterday, foggy here
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(42:21):
shooting left or right. People are asking, Froggy, how's your tooth? Okay,
so I go today for the root, for the removal
of the old filling, a root canal, and a temporary crown. Wow,
that's a lot of work in one day. Temporary crown.
That's very Megan markle ya, Hey, I may be the

(42:43):
oldest spider monkey in captivity. But they the jokes keep
on coming, they do. So, uh so today is gonna
be it. They're gonna go in there, They're gonna canal
your root or whatever, and then you're done. Right, Well,
they do the temporary crown. Then do you go back?
They take that off and put the ferment went on
in a couple of weeks. But yeah, hopefully all the
pane will be over by tonight. Some people say a

(43:05):
root canal is not that bad. Then other people tell
me horror story, So I guess I'll just wait and
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So Crystal and her mom want to phone tap Grandma Shirley.
Shirley's had issues with the phone company in the past,
so they felt this was a great topic for her
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(45:38):
then Crystal is gonna be listening in, and later she's
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please calling. He's not in a Oh, this is the
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I speaking with missus? You're you're talking to her daughter.
I'll have her to call you back. This is involving
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on her cell phone. She doesn't text, and she doesn't
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(46:20):
she does not. Let's just say that there are some
lude pictures that are being downloaded to her phone, which
she's being charged for. I don't think s sir, I
don't think so, mister Graham. Crystal was that her? Or
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(46:43):
Shirley Carter. Please, huh could you turn up your hearing? Aid? Say?
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(47:03):
forgetful that you're doing not forgetful. Don't try it? Well,
you know you try it. I just need to know
that it wasn't you sending these pictures of close ups
of naked breasts and male GENITALI I am a senior.
I don't do things like that. Okay, well, I do
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(47:27):
their phones to download pornography. I did not not keep
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Are you sure you don't do that? I did not
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(47:48):
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(48:09):
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(48:31):
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on my bill, I will not pay it. They just
will carry me to Jack. I would give no four
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(48:52):
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(49:37):
doesn't have color ID to call somebody back. I think
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it in a in a dark room in the bag. Well,
I know this new board, these buttons are they're like microscopic.
It's a wheatstone. Look look, Daniel, look out. I went
to line four. A hit line three. Yeah, and I
think my nails would hit line three because they're so long.
There'll be a problem. So want to talk about whatever

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This year's I R Radio Music Awards will be hosted
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You know. Taylor Swift will be receiving the twenty twenty
three I Heart Radio Innovator Award. Performers like Llo Cool,
j Pink, Kelly Clarkson, Keith Urban Cole Play, they've all
signed up for the show and it's taking place on Monday,
March twenty seventh, and it will air live on Fox
and across our high radio stations. Keanu Reeves was at
the John Wick Chapter four premiere at the twenty twenty

(52:06):
three south By Southwest Festival in Austin on Monday, and
he was answering questions following the screening and one audience
member yelled out, I'll marry you, and he said, yeah,
be careful what you wish for. Oh, so that's all
coming out, by the way, John Wick March twenty fourth,
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(52:27):
one of the best movies that's ever been made. Really, yeah,
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order to watch this one? No? I know that, just
the question, don't undred. Nick Jonas was also at a
panel at south By Southwest and he was discussing his
diabetes management because he was diagnosed with type one diabetes
at thirteen years old. He spoke about the experience managing

(52:49):
disease while of course being a pop star, and he
stressed the importance of making diabetes management affordable, which we
all know they're trying to do right now. Quentin Tarantino
is working on his final movie. It's called The Movie Critic.
It does not have a studio yet, but Sony is
rumored to possibly be picking that up and many people

(53:09):
believe that this will be his finale. And I know
we talked about the Jersey Shore and Sammy Sweetheart returning. Apparently,
according to TMZ, the rest of the cast had no
idea she was coming back, that she just popped up.
And Snooky Vinnie the situation, Paulie d J Well, they
were like, oh hi, yeah, and they got all their

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reactions on you know record, this is supposed to be
the biggest controversy. What's going on right now? Oh my god,
I'm all their reaction It's so fantastic. Uh. And Rick
Ross he teamed up with a Rolling Loud's co founder
to gift eight Miami high school students scholarships. And these
were students that did so well academically. They're gonna put this,
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one girl that not only did did he give that too,
but like he took cash out of his pocket. He's like,
here's a little extra girl, Electra, Well some song and
what are we watching? Tonight? Is the night? Actually? Right now?
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(54:54):
Not today, not on my watch. No, not gonna happen.
We're not gonna let that happen. We know where this
person was from, and we know the person's name. We
will find them. Root for us, pray for victory here,
we'll get them on all right? Anything else? Why is
everyone said? Now said, everyone's kind of got it down.

(55:15):
You're a kind of you're you're bringing me down, You're
bringing us down. Sorry, I think we have a winner.
We have the winter? What what from? No, No, don't say.
We'll find out if this is the winter next. Okay,
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(55:38):
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Do we have any coffee? Can't? Can't, can't? Brandon, do

(56:02):
you want to tell us exactly what happened this morning
in the morning show. Yeah, it's another moment in the
life of this crazy show. Hey, um, okay, we did
the Tommy John thousand dollars free money phone tap. We
lost the winner and then Diamond found the winner. Christine,

(56:28):
You're the winner. Go Oh, I thought we lost you again.
You just want a thousand dollars Christine. Oh, I'm so
excited you. Good for you. I'm so glad we found you,
but we knew it was you. It's all, it's all verified,
we're all, we're all cool. That right diamond. We're all

(56:48):
verified because we know where you're from. We know you're
from white Stone, Queens, right correct. Yeah, Now do you
know the sandwich shop called Cherry Valley? I do very Valley,
very well. We used to eat Cherry the best sandwiches ever.

(57:10):
And if you haven't been there, you don't understand. It's right.
It's like tucked under the white Stone Bridge kind of right, Um,
not far, not far. They have this sandwich called the TCS.
Oh no, okay, it's not your regular sandwich. Tell him
what's on it? Scary. It's the chicken sandwich and it
has like cheddar cheese on it. It's a chicken color
with cheddar cheese. It's a fried chicken sandwich. It's a

(57:32):
crispy fried chicken color. You usually get that that uh,
the couch potato, which is the pretty much disco fries.
So yeah, so it's like the fried chicken sandwich with
the gravy and the fries and cheese all on the sandwich.
It's fantastic. Well, no, it's on on the sandwich. We
used to have an elvis to ram sandwich there, but

(57:52):
don't have it, Christine. I'm sorry, I forgot you want
a thousand dollars and you also want a one hundred
dollars Tom John gift card. You're gonna have so much
fun going shopping. Christy, You're gonna love it. I love stopping,
so yes, I will love it. Thank you all so much.
I'm so glad I got through. Oh, we love it.
We'll meet you Cherry Valley for a sandwich and then
have a coronary together. Hold on much second, thank you?

(58:14):
Oh thank god we found her. Yeah, it looks like
we still have a sandwich, the Zezoo sandwich. Well really,
that's the Zazue sandwich. They have the gimp Hero, which
is grilled chicken, multarella, lettuce, tomato, oregano and vinegar and toasted. Here,
real chicken. Why are you wasting that? Exactly? What's what's
on the what's on ours? The Lean Boy, the light
and easy Roll. I'm looking for the Zoo one of

(58:36):
the shrimp palm Hero. Oh good god. Anyway, there's a
lot of they'll put bacon and fried chicken and French
fries and gravy on your sandwich. So good, it's so insane.
Sounds like a solid choice. It's very solid. We should
try these well, yeah, well I should try these you
guys already have you know, and I'll happily go again.
That's the thing, you know, every town has that one

(58:59):
place that has that food you can't get anywhere else,
no matter where are you living, no matter where are
you're hanging out right now, there is that place in
your town. Support them because they're usually the mom and
pop places. Right. Oh, the honeyhog rolls another one. I
know who? Yeah, I know, no, no that they're great people.

(59:20):
They're good people. A well, you gotta move on, gotta
move on. Gosh, you're salivating, hey, producer Sam, how are
you feeling? I'm feeling good. I got my gut tea.
It's gonna be a good day. You don't want any
French fries and gravy on a chicken fried chicken sandwich.
I mean, ken if it's like fake chicken, baby, although
food you can't get anywhere else. There's a place in
Brooklyn called Sweet Chicken, and they have chicken and waffles

(59:43):
just for me and it's delicious. They have faked chicken. Yeah, yeah,
I tell you no. Sweet Chick delivers to my apartment.
So exciting. Okay, we gotta move on. Let's move on.
We have to. We're gonna go around the room in
a minute. We're gonna play this game the Villains of Disney.
We got that going on. We're all worried about Froggy's
root canal. It's a busy day, very busy. Um, your word.

(01:00:05):
Let's go around the room. I'm want to see what's
on your mind. Let's start with you, producer Sam, as
you drink your gut tea, drink that gut tea. Yeah,
look at me while you're drinking that gut tea. It's
delightful you see me be cleaned out as you look
at me. And also we have to talk about diplow. Okay,
go ahead. There is something severely wrong with me, and
only Danielle at this moment knows to what extent, because
I think I'm addicted to sample Sally. I spent literally

(01:00:30):
ninety minutes in the snow yesterday in a line to
get Tada a fanny pack. Why because this bitch cannot
afford this bag otherwise, and I just wanted the damn
fanny pack. Got me a Gucci fanny pack for half off.
Look at you, what a bargain. It's still got the
stuffing in it. I'm not going to use this as
an actual bag, not after a ninety minute. Wait, this
is now an accent to my life. I know there's

(01:00:53):
something wrong with me. Gandhi, and I see it in
your eyes. No, it's a fanny pack. You gotta use it. Yeah, eventually,
Right now, I'm just it's my badge of honor for
being a ninety minute waiter liner in the snow. So human.
That's a big thing in New York, especially downtown close
to where I live. I mean the sample sale lines.
You just see these lines all up and down Broadway
in the other streets and so and you just want

(01:01:13):
to get in a line, not knowing what they're selling,
right m I went to a wedding dress sample sale
in Los Angeles with my best friend. It was one
of the most vicious events I've ever been to my life.
You save a lot of money at rip it out
of each other's hand. Yes, I remember the year I
couldn't go to sample sales anymore because I was too
big for the clubs. Stop it, it's sure they're low
your little people, what's going on there? Gandhi. So I

(01:01:33):
kind of did something similar to Sam, but I exploited
a glitch in the matrix yesterday online for some reason
Nike dot com what was actually the Nike app? They
had air Force ones for sixty bucks. That is not
what they usually cost. They're about one hundred and twenty,
so they were half off. Got two pairs of them,
and then all of a sudden Nike shut it down.

(01:01:53):
It was like I for the maybe minutes I was looking, yes,
but I got them. I got them. I got to Yeah,
well have they been shipped or they listening to you
right now? Well, I hope they're being shipped because I
paid for them. We'll see. I got the confirmation and everything,
so yeah, send to me now, Nike. But I do
think it was a mistake. Wow, glorious. Their mistake is
your payoff? Yeah? Hey, Froggy, can you speak with your

(01:02:14):
your tooth? Yeah? Okay, I'm going today. What's going on?
So it's weird is that my tooth hurts less today
than it has like all week, and today's today. I
have to go. So now I'm in my mind going, well,
maybe there's really nothing that wrong. Maybe I don't need
to go. No, you need to go. You need to go, Froggy.
You only go to the dentist when it really hurts,
really bad. I can't stand I'm telling you it's I

(01:02:36):
hate going for preventative maintenance. I'm like, oh my godness,
i hate going to the dentist. But now I'm going today.
I'm gonna get it done. We'll see what tomorrow. Go
get it done. In check back with you, text me,
let me know how you're doing. Okay, I'll call you. Hey, Scary,
I am big on Instagram for and I follow people,
people follow me back, and I'm oh. I always answer everybody.
How you're big on Instagram. I'm big. I'm big with Instagram.

(01:02:59):
I'm not big on TikTok. I mean, I'm not a
big what's your Instagram story? Let's let's just stick with
my point is, feel free to DM me about whatever,
but don't use me to get to other people on
the show. I can't stand it. Hey, Scary, tell Gandhi
this or pass that on to Danielle or can you
let el us know about this? No, this is my

(01:03:20):
communication and my DMS is between you and I. It's
not between me and as your messenger. I'm sorry. I
love everybody, but I'm just it's crazy. It's like I
can't be running around like okay, all right, all right,
he's spoken messenger, all right, all right, he's right messenger.
I never checked DMS. I never even I don't even
know how I actually get in there sometimes answer a few. Hey, Danielle,

(01:03:43):
so why did they want to tell me? And Gandhi?
I forgot the important message. You're never gonna get it. Okay,
daniel what's that? I want to say? Happy twentieth wedding
anniversary to my husband Sheldon. Still grazy that it was
twenty years ago. It does not seem like it was

(01:04:04):
that long ago. I love you, honey. I mean, I'm
still blessed, and we still laugh and we still tease
each other and we still have a fantastic time and
we are just so lucky. So I love you, and
I can't wait to watch ted Lasso together later on tonight.
That's even looking for ted Lasso comes out on an anniversary.
We're so excited, daniel I'll never forget when you met

(01:04:25):
him and you guys started going out and lived together
in sin Oh. Yes, repeat that, and then great kids,
and you guys are so happy. I'm so happy for you,
and I'm happy for Sheldon. He actually won. He won
the big prost. Hey, what's up there, Nate? Okay, we've
talked about this many times on our show How to
Sleep Better. Here's another tip. Oh think I've said it before.

(01:04:47):
Eat early. Don't have dinner right before you go to bed, right,
try and leave three if you can, four hours between
the time that you finish eating dinner to when you're
getting into bed. I've been doing that. Granted, I've been
eating my dinner at around five o'clock every evening, but
I've been sleeping so much better. You don't even realize it.
There's something that goes on in your stomach. You're digesting.

(01:05:09):
It keeps you awake. Just stop eating early. You're absolutely right.
There's no way to dispute with that. And even though God,
I love a late dinner, Yeah, going out with friends,
having Martin, he's eating steak at midnight. Yeah, and then
it kind of lulls you to sleep anyway, because your
body's having a hard time with all the sugar far
you know, and that's at the table. So there's that. Wow,
all right, diplo, shall we He was on this podcast

(01:05:31):
called Hilo and He and there's a big this is
a big thing today and I don't know why. I
don't know why it's a big deal. Maybe it's because
he's a celebrity or an artist whatever. He revealed he
has received oral from a guy, but he doesn't consider
himself gay. But he says, I'm not not gay. So
he's doing that thing that you know I believe in.

(01:05:53):
Is why do you want to You don't have to
put yourself into a compartment, right, you don't have to compartmentalize.
I must be this or I've kept me that. But
I thought that was this message. Anyway. It was kind
of interesting to hear this yesterday because you're learning some
about someone that you you're a fan of. Yeah, of
course I don't. I mean, I'm with you, though I
don't see why. Why what does it matter? He just

(01:06:14):
can be happy as long as you're happy and you're
not hurting anybody with your life in general, be you,
do you or do somebody else? Lollipoppy. So he's not gay,
he's not not gay. Wouldn't that just be bisexual? Then?
I don't know, I mean, does it even okay? My
question is this? Does it even have to be that?
I mean, look, you may choose to say I am bisexual,

(01:06:36):
and that's great, I mean, very defined. I get it.
But do you have to no, no, no, And I
guess defining sexuality is it's it's a hot button with
many people. Yeah, let's say, well, no, if you're gay,
so you're gay. If you're by so you're buy. If
you're trans, you're trans. I mean, okay, I get that,
and I appreciate it. Yeah, and I respect it, and

(01:06:56):
I am I'm gay. I'm I'll be the one that
says it. But if you what was that laugh for
just the way you said that, You're like, yeah, I
mean obviously, yes, you have never been shy about that,
but I guess some people are. And because of that,
then therefore people feel like they have to say they
are they're not. Well really doesn't. The thing is a
lot of people in the community, the bisexual community, for instance,
they want you to proclaim you are bisexual. If you

(01:07:18):
are so, I don't think there's like a scoreboard, you know.
But saying he could see himself in a long term
relationship with a man as a life partner, like to
me that, I mean, if you're open to that, then
he probably sounds like he's bisexuals sounds like he's open
to anything. I think there's really only one group of

(01:07:40):
people who need to define it, and it is politicians,
because they make legislation and they pass things based on
these certain communities, and they are or they aren't. But
you find out a lot of these people are things
that they're passing legislation against. So that's why I think
they should have to define it. Everyone else who cares
be proud of who you are, no matter how you
define it. What's up? Don't forget there's not just bisexual.

(01:08:01):
There's pan sexual, which is defined by attracted or in
love with the person, like there's sapio sexual. Is there enough?
I'm sure there's more than I understand that's also pan sexual.
So it's not necessarily buy for just being attracted to
guy or girl. Okay, let's assume for a moment that
there are beings from another galaxy that they land here

(01:08:23):
and there's somewhat like us but not They're like, what
is up with these people? Why are they all these
human beings? Why do they have to define? Why do
they have to define? If you choose to define, I'll
march in your I'll march in your parade. I get it,
but there are those who don't really want to be
defined at all. Rather than just being a person, can't
you just be sexual? God, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm

(01:08:48):
non sexual. Yes, straight name clarification. So did you see
the rest of the quote Blow said? He says, I
don't know if it's gay unless you make eye contact
while it's happening. He could have been kidding about that, Okay,
that could have been a joke. I don't know. Yeah,

(01:09:10):
I don't know. So what I'm thinking how it would
play out in my life. Your voice is going up,
meaning you're getting nervous about if I just you don't look,
If you don't look at me, you're not gay. Okay,
So it's like on the game Medusa if you look
at me, If you look at me, you turn gay.

(01:09:30):
So if you're doing that to me and I just
don't look at you, it's fun. No, it's not gay.
I'm hoping he was kidding, But if he wasn't, I don't.
I don't know if it doesn't count if you don't
make eye contact. There are so many things that we
could just if you robbed the bank and you don't
look at anybody while doing it. You didn't rob you're
doing as the other person looking the other way. You
know what I'm saying. You know, you can go down

(01:09:52):
a list of things that qualify true. There is that
they never looked at me when I murdered them, so
it doesn't count murder anyway. Look, I don't know. I've
been so comfortable with my sexuality since I was before
I knew what sex was, which that doesn't make sense,
does it. I knew I was attracted to guys before
I knew what sex was. Okay, I just knew, you know,

(01:10:13):
and that later in life I get it, you know,
that was my journey. Not everyone's, okay, but just you know,
I I just celebrate anyone and everyone who can just
take a look at the me where and go. You
know you you could be ABC or D or you
could just be you and you're good. You're good. You're good.
And when people try to corral you and may and

(01:10:33):
convince you you were something that maybe you're not right
or maybe you want to be fluid in and out of,
then don't let them corral you in your mind any
heart anyway, love yourself, let and let allow others to
love you too. I think he just doesn't want to
label himself and that's it. I love that. Yeah, and
nothing in prison counts too, right, that's just surviving. Yeah,

(01:10:58):
it just sucks that people will to find you. You know,
when you don't want to be defined, Well I could
just if I don't want to be defined by anything,
I'll just be exactly all right, be you, and that's
totally fine. But if if you wish to be defined,
then fine, what's that? Just where you're doing on? I
was just talking to somebody that they said they used
to use the not not gay line until they realized

(01:11:20):
they were gay. Okay, Well, if that's your journey, so
be it, so be it. So there's the Diplo conversation. Okay,
I know. But the funny thing is I heard about this.
I started listening to Diplo music last night. I've merged
its high hopes. It's all good. We need to get

(01:11:41):
into the three things we need to know from Gandhi
and then coming up the villains of Disney. Yes, I'm
sure the Disney folks would love having that. On the
heels of this conversation, Gandhi, what is going on? All right?
The first northeaster of the season, dumped nearly three feet
of snow and parts of the Northeast and caused power
outages across the region. Snowfall totals of at least two
feet have been reported from upstate New York to southern

(01:12:04):
New England since Monday night, and snow is still accumulating
in parts of Maine, Vermont, and New Hampshire. Over two
hundred and forty thousand customers across the region where without
power as of last night. Forecasters say snow will taper
off this morning, but strong wind gusts could continue through
this afternoon. In the meantime, more than two hundred thousand
California homes and businesses are without power as another atmospheric

(01:12:25):
river hit the state with a hurricane force winds and
drenching rains. About thirty million people throughout the state are
under flood alerts and more rain is falling. Access to
an abortion pill goes on trial today in Texas. A
conservative legal group filed a lawsuit claiming the FDA acted
illegally in approving the drug miffopristone in two thousand and
claims the government deliberately ignored what the plaintiffs describe as

(01:12:48):
harmful side effects. Mifvopristone can induce an abortion of to
ten weeks into a pregnancy. Top medical groups and medical
professionals maintain that it is safe, effective, and in many
cases necessary, and five. A free diver set a very
interesting record yesterday, Forty year old David Bencel took one
breath and dove through a hole drilled in the ice

(01:13:08):
on Switzerland's Lake Sells, grabbed a sticker placed more than
one hundred and seventy feet below the surface of that
frozen I can't it only took him a minute. In
fifty four seconds, he came up through the hole, spat
out some blood, and opened a bottle of champagne to
sell to me, that sounds like a Thursday night. Good God,
spin up some blood, have some shop. There you go,

(01:13:29):
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(01:13:53):
so a couple of things going on here. First of all,
we're about to play again that Gandhi and Danielle have
come up with. Yeah, Disney villains and who decided who
the villains are? You and Daniel's us? Yes, okay, okay,
good you're the think tank. Yes, all right? Now, you
know daniel You know, Gandhi gets really mad at me

(01:14:14):
when we do the contest because I help people cheat
and I cut them slack and they don't give them
they don't give all the answers. I'm like, no, give
you to me anyway, and you get you get livid, yes,
and name it really upsets you. Yes, So for today's game,
music is scary. Here we go for today's game, Disney Villains. Huh.
I'm gonna let you guys decide who is in the

(01:14:35):
right and in the wrong. Okay, okay, I'm gonna sit back.
You can mow right over our wonderful listeners. You gotta
say it like that, well, because that's what you're gonna do.
It's not mowing over. You play a game. You have
to be good at the game to win, Okay, otherwise
I don't we just give it to call one hundred. Well,
you'll do that all right, all right, I'll got to
see how this goes. But Danielle, so we made the game,
so you know the people on the list and the

(01:14:56):
movies on the list. I think it's too easy to
just guess the movie. I think I need to guess
the villain. I think some of them, yes, it might
be too easy. But the sums, I think a couple
of them might be tough. Yeah, okay, all right, we'll see.
Gandhi's point is sometimes in life it's tough. All right,
Well today I'll go with Gandhi. Normally I agree with you,
Elvis today, all right, yeah, yeah, we'll do it. Gandhi's okay, okay,

(01:15:19):
all right, all right, here we go. So if you
want to play along, you better be accurate. You better
give us the uh, the movie the Disney villain is
from and the name of the villain. Yeah those two things. Think, Yeah,
I think it call Diamond. Now, you better know your
Disney villains or it's gonna be just a crap show.

(01:15:40):
One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. All right,
here we go. Let's see how this works. You better
be good, you better know your villains, or it's just
gonna be really really bad, really bad, sad. All right, Garrett,
let's get into sound. What do you have to Garry's
dying behind you, by the way, what's wrong with you?
Water went down the wrong pipe for some reason? Why?
I just want to swallow water? It just okay, goes

(01:16:02):
down my air hole. All right, Sometimes I'm done. All right,
Let's let's start with that's my jam from last night
on NBC Sarah Highland from Modern Family. She did an
impression of Avril Levine singing Christina Aguilera. They have so

(01:16:27):
much fun on that show. Yeah, Billy Porter was on
there too. Let's turn to an elderly man in Arizona
got to experience what it's like to be in a
driverless car. So he was in the backseat with his granddaughter.
She recorded his reactions and it's pretty priceless. Keep in mind,
he's been in cars controlled by people, yes, for many,
many years, so this is gonna be a little weird
for him that you didn't know what but you know

(01:16:49):
what days cost Jaguaryer, what is happening to this world?
Are you sure this ain't a cop car? Paula in
the world. Amanda just made my day then too, just
made my day. If older people could have poured it,
it'd be good for us old once we lose our license.
Even what we do. Oh reminded me of Nate when

(01:17:11):
he started talking about old fogies. That's me. That's gonna
be me one day pretty much, all right. So this
one for Gandhi. Condy always wants to touch animals out
in the public, and we tell her not to. This
woman had a monkey show up on her front porch
and then the monkey attacked her. This is her talking
about the experience. I looked out the window and there
was a monkey. Look. Imagine this is Gandhi speaking, because

(01:17:32):
this is what's going to happen. I looked out the
window and there was a monkey looking at me. And
I took a second take, and I was like, there's
a monkey on the front porch. He was trying to
get into my house. The little button that you push
in on your screen door, he had broke it off.
I was literally hanging onto the door trying to hold
my door closed. He crawled, jumped up my back and

(01:17:54):
landed on my head, grabbed handfuls of hair and just
ripped it out, and then ripped my ear almost completely
off of my hid. There you go. That's waiting for you.
A life of that hairless and Hairless Gandhi. That one
was clearly in a bad mood to start with, all right.
So James Corton last night did carpool karaoke with Bad Bunny.
A lot of fun. I smiled watching it. So they

(01:18:17):
were singing some Ariana Grande break Free. Now. The reason
why they were singing it because Bad Bunny it's the
song that he knows the most English words too, okay,
trying to sing it like, that's the English song that
I'm most long the lyrics. Yeah, that's I listened to

(01:18:37):
English music I like, but I never missen. Oh I
love Bad Bunny. It's a lot of fun, all right.
So we played password on the show from time to time,

(01:18:59):
and when our listeners are put on hold, Scary makes
a sound to distract them while you give the password
to everyone listen. There's the only way we've figured out
how to play. So when we give the password, we
don't want them to hear it, so Scary has to
distract them on another phone line. Correct. So thanks to
the powers of YouTube, this will live on forever after
this show is over. Scary making that sound for an
hour and a half straight. It really looped it. Yeah,

(01:19:22):
this isn't he makes This is your career choice. Hour
and a half. Can you imagine listening for an hour
and a half. This is beyond. It could be tomorrow's show.

(01:19:47):
I didn't know there's such a variety in tones. So
I stop it, keep going hour and a half of that.
That's great. I just chipped my tooth on this microphone.
You're the second time today you chipped your two Hey,
don't talk about that. Have we talked about as a

(01:20:08):
new Prince Albert anyway? That doesn't matter, Vega Garrett. You're
a good American. You're a very very good amount. All right,
let's go. It's now time for Gandhi and Danielle Disney Villains,
and you better get the villain's name and the movie
correct or you lose. Let's go see how Harry's doing. Hi, Harry, Hey, everyone,

(01:20:34):
how are you? We're doing well? Harry? Do you know
your Disney Villains? I do? Okay, all right, I'm gonna
turn it over to Gandhi and Danielle, so you tell
me what to do and we'll do it. I think
you just pushed the button. All right, here is Disney
Villain number one. You have to tell us the name
of the villain and the name of the film. Here
we go. Hm, oh, can you play that one more time?

(01:21:02):
It is hard to hear on the phone, It really is,
all right, all right? That is scar from the Linching. Yeah,
that was be prepared. You're not making him do the
song too. No, he doesn't have to do the song,
aren't you. Oh everyone gets a blue ribbon? No, no, no, okay,

(01:21:28):
Harry got one? You got one, Harry? All right, here's
Disney Villain song number two. Oh is that hunchback? And no?
So hard to hear one more time? Oh see, you're

(01:21:49):
letting him guess again. He was able to hear the
the last one twice. He can hear it twice? Yeah,
just boss up again. Okay, okay, that was Ursula from
The Little Mermaid or Unfortunately. All right, all right, okay,

(01:22:11):
let's try this out. Let's move on to the next
Disney villain. And every last inch of me's covered with hair.
That's guest On from Yea the Spinning National Body spits. Alright,

(01:22:32):
very good, very good, Harry. All right, here's your next villain.
I suggest M M d druma Mother Gospel from Tangle. Yeah,
that was good. You are really good, Harry. Would you guys,

(01:22:53):
would you get any of these? Harry? All right, here's
your next Disney villain. And if you something, well, what
is it? Okay? Here it's Unky Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas.

(01:23:15):
That's okay, that's okay, Harry. Sometimes we don't we can't
watch all of the Disney films. All right, here's the
next one. You don't get this, I never released The
world was such a wholesome place. And two Yeah, Cruella
Ruella probably one of one. One Doma Cruella de very good.

(01:23:38):
Harry's on fire. You got this, Harry. Here's another one outside.
We'll just let you. I made myself the work Conde.
Watch that one, Harry. Oh, one more time outside, We'll
just let you. I made myself the work Conde from

(01:24:07):
You're Crazy. It helps having two chips under five? Okay, okay,
it's called Shiny Shiny from all right, here's the next one.
But if you eat, don't believe me? Do you know it? No?
What is it? It's I Got Friends on the other

(01:24:29):
Side from the Princess and the Frog Doctor Facilia. I
remember heard the princess in the frog? Why are you
yelling at me? He calls, You're a Disney person. It's
one of the best time. I'm a Disney World person.

(01:24:49):
I see you. I'm what is it from? That's from
Frozen and It's hot? You got it? You got it
all Right'm gonna give you one more. Here we go,

(01:25:11):
Harry vernor Ratcliffe from Pocahana. Wow, okay, you totally blew
everyone away, Harry wowing. No, wait a minute, if we

(01:25:35):
turn the tables, Danielle Gandhi, would you be able to
identify all those songs? Yeah? Yeah, so we put the
list together too. I feel so out of it. Let
me do the station. What was that? Would you be
able to do it in the through the phone or
on the station? We don't do it anywhere? Yeah? Yeah,
on the phone? Is that it's an extra extra edit layer.

(01:25:57):
We've never done it on the phone, so I don't know. Hey,
what do you have for Harry? You gotta give him something,
big job, Harry. There's nothing wrong with that fantastic stuff.
You got some Elvis Duran apparel on the way for you, Harry,
love its ruin it for me? If we can if
we can find a way to ruin it, we'll ruin
it for you, which means signatures Harry, have a great day.

(01:26:18):
Thanks for listening to us. I'm really out of control. Impressed,
very impressed by Harry. Yeah, that was good. That was
there a couple we left off like we are Siamese
the Siamese cat that is from Don't tell Me a
Lady in the Tramp. Yes, I know the old ones. Yeah,
I know the old ones. Anyway, let's get into the
Daniel report. That was great. Thank you, yes, thank you, braintrust.

(01:26:42):
What do you have going on? We Lizzo helped a
fan Grant proposed to his boyfriend during her sold Olt
concert in Scotland. A fan held up a message on
his phone saying, Lizzo asked my brother's boyfriend to marry him.
She stopped the concerts, she took the phone and she
did it so she's I love when they do that
in concerts and help the fans. Little nas x was
you know, he cracks a lot of jokes all the time,

(01:27:04):
but apparently people are thinking he went a little too
far this time. He posted a picture on Twitter of
a social influencer and he wrote the surgery was a success,
meaning that he had a sex change, but he was
kidding some fans right away was like, no, no, no,
that's really him. They thought it was really him some people,
and then when they found out it wasn't really him,
they got upset with him, thinking that he really needed

(01:27:27):
to apologize to the trans community because you know, he
wasn't thinking. And he did. He apologized. A couple people
didn't think the apology was enough and they got they
were still really upset with him. But I don't know anyway.
The Jersey shortcast did not know that Sammy Sweetheart was
returning to the show. They didn't find out until she
showed up, Hello, I'm here. They were like, what the anyway,

(01:27:50):
They filmed the entire thing and we'll get to see it.
It is official, Wicked. It has a release date for
your movie theaters. Wicked Part one November twenty seven, twenty
twenty four. I was like, I thought we were in
twenty twenty four for a minute, because that's a long
time to wait, just saying don't think I think so. Yeah, fans,

(01:28:11):
I'm choking. Fans are wondering if there's going to be
a collab between NICKI Minaj and Kim Petris because there
was a little interaction on Instagram, a little playful interaction.
So it has everybody thinking there is a possibility, which
I think would be totally awesome. H Harry Styles is
speculated to be hanging out with an Australian influencer, u

(01:28:32):
Yan Yan chan Um. He allegedly invited her to a
private after party in Sydney in March. They've been pictured together.
They're still keeping it a secret, supposedly, so I don't know,
but I will keep you posted on Oh we need
to know. I'll be up all night tonight waiting for
your call. Yeah, a lot of people will be. Uh.
Gizelle and her jiu jitsu instructor are still hanging out.

(01:28:52):
You guys, remember when they were riding horseback together in
Costa Rica. Well they're in Costa Rica again. They really
like it there, so I don't know. And Lindsay Lowen
it's pregnant. Her and her husband are expecting and they're
very excited about it. So congratulations there AFC Richmond, The
boys are back. It is Apple TV's Ted Lasso Season
three tonight. Well, it's actually already there, so check it out.
If you get a chance. I'm sure half of you've

(01:29:14):
already watched it. The Connors, the Goldbergs, I have an
elementary survivor, the mass singer, vander Pump Rules and a
little point stars all tonight. And that's my Danielle report.
Out of all of the Bravo shows, Vanderpump Rules is
getting the most headlines right now. Everyone's talking about them.
And again, don't me for this. I have no clue
who they're talking about. I see the headlines are everywhere, yep.

(01:29:35):
And this is my point. We're talking about the fact
that Melissa Gorga from Housewives of New Jersey was here
with us yesterday and people got mad that we had
her on, but we didn't have Teresa on. Yeah, and
the two of them, if you watch the show, do
not get along. And so Teresa lovers hate Melissa, Melissa
lovers hate Teresa or sort of. Yeah, so they got

(01:29:57):
mad at us because we didn't have Teresa on for
equal time or whatever. I love that they're treating it
like politicians know they need equal our time. That's what
I'm like, though, you have to remember something. Only a
small fraction of our audience watches the Housewife franchise all

(01:30:18):
of them, right, And on the other hand, only a
small fraction of housewives from New Jersey audience listens to us.
I mean there's crossover, but it's not like you can't
assume that we are as big a fan as you
or our listeners. Right, So we can do a little
We can talk to Melissa about what's going on and
then move on. We just we just kind of scratched
the surface. Yeah, it's not like an in depth Real

(01:30:40):
Housewives of New Jersey a deep dive. Yeah, you know,
that's It's what it was. To be honest, I'd rather
not know who said what or who's to blame. This way,
I can be friends with everyone. There You go at
a girl, Well that said we loved having Melissa and
Joe on the show, and that's it. We will never
ever ever have a housewife on the show every year.

(01:31:02):
It's just not worth it. Well, it's not. I'd rather
played Disney Building games. Anyone who listened yesterday heard history, Yes,
the very last time, the first time, Thank you very much.
The Brooklyn Boys podcast. Someone started posing as me, took
a couple of my pictures. He posted it as his
picture on Jay Date. How ugly must he be if

(01:31:24):
he's using your picture? Listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get
your podcasts. Ran in the Morning Show, The Morning Show.
It's okay to tell Danielle happy anniversary today, of course,
have the anniversary years. Twenty years? Oh my god, that's crazy.

(01:31:47):
We've been we've been together like twenty six or twenty seven? Hellong,
we've we've been together. We've been together twenty much longer,
much longer, twenty nine, twenty eight. I don't know, hellong,
we've been together, scary twenty seven years? Say wow, yeah,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It is water went down my

(01:32:09):
air pipe, just like scary scary. We're having pipe problem.
We're having plumbing issues today in your air hole, my
air hole. Have you heard of the seventy thirty relationship rule?
They're saying, in order to not hate each other and
wanted to kill each other, in a relationship, you need
to spend no more than seventy percent of your time

(01:32:29):
with each other at least thirty percent off. And in
my relationship, it's actually the opposite. We spend thirty percent
of each other's time. With each other and we have
seventy percent. It's like mine. Yeah, yeah, long distance I
think it actually helps us. You don't get sick of
each other when you're together, you don't really fight. Everything's
a good time. It might be lala land and not real,

(01:32:49):
but whatever, I enjoy it. I think space is important.
So you're you're thirty, he's seventy. No like time together
and time apart, right, so I think we're together thirty
percent of the time. She's scary is in the twenty
eighty relationship where he spends twenty percent of his time
with his girlfriend in eighty percent of time. Yeah, that
is true. Okay, let's go look at a straight Nay,
you're married. How much? What's your percentage of off and on? Gosh,

(01:33:12):
I'd say we're sixty maybe fifty fifty. Yeah, because she
travels along a Yeah, what about you Frog, you and Lisa,
you're together percentage of the time versus nine. It was
a lot more for a while, but now with me
going back into the office more, much much more in
spending most of the day, there probably much closer to
seventy thirty. So let's focus in on that. What are

(01:33:35):
you and Sheldon I get maybe eighty because he works
long hours. Yeah, he works long hours, and sometimes on
the weekends, you know, he's showing houses and stuff. So
I mean, I mean, I feel like we're together more
than not together, right, and the time you're together is
quality time? Oh yeah, yeah, of course, I mean we
find people. But you know, Lisa's traveling for work. She
leaves again on Friday. She's gone for a week, and

(01:33:56):
so I'm actually dreading her going. Where in the past
it was like, you know what, sometimes it was nice
to have my time, But now I'll miss her when
she's gone for five days big time. So let's focus
on the time we're alone. What are you doing, Like,
what's what is that your quality time? Or are you
just sitting there watching TV? Are you going out with
friends and drinking scary rotting? Scary goes home and rots

(01:34:18):
on the couch. Fifty percent of my day is spent
rotting in bed and I don't even watch What do
you say the word rotting descriptive? It is a deadweight.
I'm not thinking about anything. My mind is blank. I'm
staring at the ceiling or staring at the back of
my arm. Rotting. Wow, you need like to find like
a hobby. You should like spread like food trash on

(01:34:40):
top of you and you can turn it into some
sort of fertilizer. Bring the raccoons. Yeah, I was thinking
about that last night, Like, the time I do have off,
is it quality time? Am I learning anything? Am I
learning about myself? Am I exploring new things? And the
answer to me anyway was not enough. Okay, So if

(01:35:01):
you're in one of those relationships and you have time
off that time you're like, oh, I just need a
time off. Well what are you doing? Is it just
sitting there and rotting like compost? Or you're doing something
to learn. I feel like I have a good balance
of it. I feel like sometimes I go out with friends,
sometimes I go by myself. Sometimes I sleep, you know,

(01:35:21):
I mean, I feel like it's good. Hey, how many
in the room are in need of like getting their
head screwed back on a little bit. I've felt this
way for four year three or four years? Now? What
do you mean by that pandemic? It turned me into like,
oh God, I gotta get my head screwed on. I'm
kind of not focusing as much as I used to, YEA,

(01:35:44):
worrying about things I should be worrying about and not
worrying about things I should be worrying about. Am I
the only one? No? I think a lot of people
I feel I think a lot of people are that
way too. Then, okay, recognize it is what I guess.
Step one. Yeah, but what does that mean? And seeing
if that's what you really want? Because some people got
totally re oriented during the pandemic and they don't want
to go back to the way things were before. I
feel like I'm a little that way. I don't care

(01:36:06):
as much about a lot of things that I cared
about before, right, And I don't want to go back
to caring about those things. I enjoy being carefree. So
this is good. Yeah. You know, I have a good friend,
one of my best friends. She misses the days of
the pandemic, not the pandemic itself, because she's with her
kids every day. Yeah, she misses that, and now she
strives to carve out as much time as she can

(01:36:27):
with them, something she learned from the patterns of the pandemic. Yeah.
And then you don't realize what you didn't have until
you have the thing, and then oh my gosh, now
you want this all the time. Free time. Oh my god.
The pandemic changed free time so much, and now it's
something that I need to have. I don't want to
have the days where I wake up and I don't
come home until nine o'clock at night because I'm doing
stuff all day. I don't want that I can't be

(01:36:49):
able to paint and do things. I think you and
I were talking about this the other day. Sometimes when
I look and I see that my schedule has this,
this is coming up so close together, I panic a
little bit. And I hate looking at my calendar and
seeing pink lines everywhere. Oh God, I'm about to be
facetious here, so just hear me out. No, okay. So

(01:37:09):
it's times like this I wish I would have a
third stroke. Hear me out. Oh god, okay, all right
after I had the second one, that was at the
end of twenty nineteen going into twenty twenty. Do you
remember when I came back and I had this new
outlook on life, and I wanted to do all sorts
of things, and I wanted to go cross things off
my bucket list. What happened two months later? The pandemic happened,

(01:37:30):
and I couldn't do any of that, well, you don't
have to go to the exercise of having the actual stroke.
And I'm saying that because I think having that almost
death experience you look at life differently, and then when
all of a sudden you can't do anything that you
want to do in life, it really puts things in
perspective about how much you really want to be able

(01:37:52):
to do those things. You want to run you over
with my should run you over with my car, Sure,
but no, Froggy, you had that, and you had it
during the pandemic. You know what I'm talking about. I
do understand what you're saying, because it's like that event
in your life pushed you to feel that way, and
then now as you've gotten further away from that event,
you don't feel the same way exactly, And so you
need that thing to happen to push you into that

(01:38:14):
feeling that you do these things that's not good. You
shouldn't have to. You're saying that there's no way for
you to get motivated and like burn like a light
of whatever under your ass to get moving. Froggy's right,
not that kind of move all right, Well, okay, back
to what Gandhi was saying. Gandhi was saying she loves
the outcome of what she's now experiencing from living through

(01:38:35):
the pandemic. Right, I'm saying, I'm not right, Like I'm
one of the many people listening and in this room
that I need my head screwed back on, and I'm
not quite sure how to screw my head on. It's
quite the visual, It's yeah, actually was picturing that. Yeah,
I don't know. I guess it just depends on what
you want your days to be like, and then you
approach from there. What is it you want from life?

(01:38:56):
What do you want? What you what are your dreams like?
I don't know. I used to have dreams, and I'm
like not only dreaming of anything. I wish I had one.
I mean, if it was just like quit everything, I
go garden, Okay, I would go do that, but that's
not what I want to do. I wish it were
that simple, Like I didn't know that. You know, Danielle,

(01:39:17):
you have kids that are going to be moving out
of your house sometime soon exactly, So I I gotta say,
you know, sometimes because I used to be there every
single morning right when they were it was just something
I had never been able to experience my whole career
and their whole being on earth. It's true, and so
you know, so what's miss it? But what's next? This
is my point. Then we're gonna have to take a break.

(01:39:37):
My point is this, Danielle me everyone, what's next? Have
you thought about it? People are afraid to think about
what's next because they can't come up with the immediate answer.
It's not that easily answered. But what do you do
to find out what's next? Maybe we should investigate that.
I don't know, think about it. I'm not trying to
weird anyone out, but think about it, like what's next

(01:39:58):
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Morning Show Chris w in Norwalk, Connecticut celebrating a birthday

(01:41:26):
to day Heapy birthday. Chris. Hey, um, I was looking
on Instagram and you know I follow, we all follow Charlomagne,
Charlomagne the God. Yeah, done it, power were I'm fine.
He had this great post about a story we're about
to get to in a moment. Let let's get to
the story now, okay, and then I'll read you a post.

(01:41:49):
Pentagon officials suggest alien mothership in our solar system could
send many probes to Earth. These are Pentagon officials, So
the story officially is, I mean, almost exactly what you said.
So they believe that we've been seeing an increase of
these objects that we don't know what they are. They're
traveling at speeds that suggests they are not from this planet.

(01:42:11):
The way that they move suggest that they are not
within the Sun's gravitational polls. So they have all of
these different things going on that suggests, two officials, we
have no idea where this came from. We couldn't have
created it. What's going on? And they're thinking that as
giant motherships of other planets, galaxy, solar systems, whatever, could
be passing by Earth with technology that is so sophisticated

(01:42:31):
that we would never see or detect them. They release
little probes to come and see what's happening on earth.
And this could be the phenomenon that's going on right now,
and I would not be surprised. But look at this,
but listen to his post. It really couches everything perfectly.
Charlomagne and God says, I don't understand why stories like

(01:42:54):
this don't send social media into a frenzy the way
leaked celebrity penis pictures do. Truth. How come folks don't
have an opinion on stuff like this the way they
would have if two celebrities or two influencers were beefing online.
Why don't they just tell us already because we know
we're not alone. What do you think your iPhone has

(01:43:16):
an alien and flying saucer emog for nothing? Let'ten discuss anyway.
He's right, look at us, get look at us getting
bent out of shape about vander pump rules, right about
Housewives of New Jersey? Yeah about you know whatever. When
this stuff's going on, that's the stuff, And yeah, come probus,

(01:43:39):
we should be a little more concerned about that. I
think I would be upset if I wasn't pro like
am I not pretty, am I not probable? Yeah? I
I mean, you know, this stuff fascinates me and I
love it, and I think that the media is definitely
to blame for this, and you know, us included, we

(01:44:01):
don't talk about that stuff, and I think that that
would send people into more of a frenzy and more
of a worrisome frenzy. Then maybe that's the good part. Yes,
so people try to keep it surface. Look, I would
like to think that everyone on this show, who I
know very well, would figure out a way to maneuver
through the truth of aliens if we ever learned the truth. Okay,

(01:44:24):
but there are majority of the planet Earth of people
who would go totally, totally off the wall. They would
lose it. I am kind of surprised that they're officially
saying this because I feel like a lot of stuff
like that they try and hide because of people going ape.
You know what. Yes, So I don't know. But Charlemagne

(01:44:45):
has a point. Why are we all obsessed over penis
pictures from the Teletubby's actors or whatever? I made that up. Yeah,
and we should be like maybe discussing stuff like this,
and you can get probed by both, so we should
be equally worried. I was. I think Tinky Winky probe
in one time, Scary seemed I always know when Scary

(01:45:06):
wants to say something, he gets closer and closer. You're you're,
you're in my zone. I just I just think that
a lot of us grew up on the sci fi
films and we're desensitized and we don't believe it, and
a lot of people just write it off. So like
right now, sometimes I see these these objects and I
see pictures that's proof, and I'm thinking, like, yeah, you
see it in a movie. So it's just not real

(01:45:29):
until it actually happens and there's documented example, well they're
saying there is documented stuff, but but it's not clearly
clearly one. So until it's one hundred percent. It's like ghosts,
You're not gonna believe it until you see it. I've
I've experienced ghosts. So when I have this conversation with people,
they think I'm from another planet, you know. But whatever,

(01:45:50):
I love it, I believe in it. I think fear
is a huge factor in all of this. But what
if these societies, communities, whatever, are so sophisticated that they
don't want to have anything to do with us, or
they approach with peace and mind, and they don't have
the human desires that we have as earthlings to just
destroy and take over places. Maybe they just want to
see what's going on and they keep moving by because

(01:46:11):
Earth is ghetto very much. Sure, So let me give
you something to think about. Look, you know it scary
is talking about all the movies we've had out for
years and years before we were even born, about flying
saucers and you know, green aliens and you know et
And consider this. Whatever's out there takes none of those shapes,

(01:46:34):
may take no shape whatsoever. It could be a mist,
it could be something that's totally invisible to our eye. Right,
I love that they may be able to roll past
ghetto Earth and not even think of us as beings.
That we could be plant life to them exactly, because

(01:46:55):
because they're just there, their logic they're thinking is I'm
assuming nowhere near ours. And if they've made it to us,
they're already far more sophisticated than we are. Well, we
haven't made it to them. Well, And like you said,
maybe they come in peace, or maybe they're already here
like maybe in this mam with us Nathaniel, But what
we need to do if we need to start thinking

(01:47:16):
that there are other beings beyond here. Yeah, they're nothing
like we think they are. No, they're not these green,
slimy things with you know. I mean they could be,
but they could be probably not, and I mean maybe
not even visible to our eye, as I said. And
as they pass by earth, they probably if testing for anything,

(01:47:38):
are testing for something they may need, right, or they're
just curious to know what's going on at here, not
even knowing that we are speaking to each other because
they don't understand the concept of what we're doing as
we don't understand their concept. In other words, there's no answer. No,
there's no answer until there's an answer. But it's so
fun to think about. I love it. I would go
outside with a sign, please take me, take me away
from the well there's there's a brown plant that wants

(01:48:02):
to be picked up. Brown plant. Well what if they
did take you and it turns out to be not
what you think and it's not a good thing. No,
that wouldn't be good. I'd rather regret the things I
do than the things I don't do. I would assume
it's not a good thing. Well, no, I mean, we
don't know if they have oxygen, where they're taking is
or whatever they are. But I don't know if you think,

(01:48:24):
if you think you know beyond this, we're not even
smoking pot and we're having this conversation, this is like
a pot smoker conversation. Well we're we're nothing. I mean,
we're not even They don't even detect us, maybe right,
they just think of the galaxy is this open field.
That's if they even know what a field is. They

(01:48:45):
probably think we're dumbasses as well. I do. I think
we're anyway. I don't want to get I'm not we're
not even getting cerebral on this because it's there's no
sense in what we're saying. It's just things to things
to ponder. I just think it's all so fascinating, and
there's so much on our own planet that we don't
know about. I mean, we've discovered what maybe twenty percent

(01:49:06):
of what's in the ocean. They're stuff down there that breeds, things,
breathes things that we never thought they'd be able to
breathe and thrive and survive. And that's on our planet.
So just imagine what's out there. It's great to think
about of this text right on, Gandhi, we are ghetto
af thank you all right? Do you think that if
they came and took Nate they'd return him because they

(01:49:27):
remember they took him one time before, so they'd put
him back. Is he pp preprobe because you said you soon?
I was when I was a child, I was in
my bed and I remember waking up and I heard
and I look out the window and I see lights
up in the sky. So, as a little child, you're scared.
I pulled the sheets over my head. Next thing I know,

(01:49:48):
I'm waking up. It's eight hours later. Hadn't moved a muscle.
And that's what they say happens when you're abducted. You
have a loss of passage of time. And it was
literally the next second I wake up, hadn't moved a muscle.
You're sure you weren't drinking shots of tequila five? I
don't think I ever, No, no guarantee I was probed though.
Look well I know I know you would like to

(01:50:11):
have that confirmed, but but look, you know I'm not
I'm never going to be the person who sitser and
says that's impossible. I'm not going to do it because
we don't know it's possible. But back back to the
mind blowing thing, you say, they right that? What if they?
What if? It isn't a they, it's not a they,
it's it's this thing that has no number, it has

(01:50:31):
it has no quantity. It is that we understand, right,
So anyway, maybe it's a symbol like prince you know,
you don't know, or the pie symbol. Yeah, three point one,
because we even when it comes to imagination, as imaginative
as people want to be, you really can only imagine
through the lens that you've always had, because it's hard
to think outside the box without mushrooms. But once you
can do that, and it's like a totally different story. Hey,

(01:50:55):
all right, let's play some ed Sharon not stars by
nick Mina, Yes scary. Let's hear starships by Nicki Mina
Ships Starships. I want to make sure it's the right
version of it. Is there a wrong one? Anyway? So
Seana Maiden to God, thank you for something to chew
on this morning. I appreciate it very much. I love him.

(01:51:17):
You got it in a in a here we go,
that's not a one. Some things are letters something they'll
never let me drive the flying saucer. Look at the
flying saucer right off the road. Albus must be driving.

(01:51:41):
Let's go.

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