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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast presents?
You know what I think you're in. You're in a
little bit of denial about what about the fact that Mr.
Six one seven is leaving? I am a little bit
because I thought about it once, like, actually thought about it,
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and it made me really sad. You thought about it once? Yes, once,
I actually allowed myself to think about it, because it's
easier to just not think about it and then you
move on. I know, but you know eventually you're gonna
have to think about it. I know I'm gonna have
to think about like next week pretty much, is that
when he's leaving. Yeah, he leaves the twelve. So you
can admit you love him, yet no, stop it from
I think you care about him more though than you
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admit I do care about him. No, I'd never say
I don't care about him. I do care about it,
I know, but you you know, look, you have to
you have to protect yourself knowing full well your guys
leaving and you know that that ship is going to sail.
So no, no, I'm really glad that he's doing it
because I know he really wants to do it. He's
serving our country and doing this thing, I know, but
you gotta get yourself to it and denying it from
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yourself and not dealing with it. You know that eventually
you're gonna run right into that wall and you know
the other Yes, you're absolutely right about that, But I
also don't like to acknowledge that as it was happening,
everyone said, what are you doing? This is a terrible idea.
You're gonna get yourself in deep and then you're gonna
be sad when he leaves, Like, oh, shut up, it'll
be fine. No, no, no, no, that's it's none of
their business. You had a great relationship with him. You're
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still in it. Actually, yeah, you shouldn't regret anything. I
just don't like being wrong. Well, he's going to go
to boot camp, he's gonna come back, he will be ripped.
Oh yeah, he's already getting There's a lot lately I'm like, oh, hello,
you gotta work out what if you just didn't deal
with it at all. You're just when it happens, it happens,
and you'll just have to just take it as it happened.
Hashtag goals. That's what I want to do, is just
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not acknowledge it at all. But I feel like I
have to. Well, once he's not there, you'll have no
choice but to acknowledge it. Right. Well, it's more of
like the do you have a conversation about like while
you're gone? Are you dating other people? Am I dating
other people? Are going to do with that? I know?
I know I have to Did you have a boyfriend
before college? Like that? You guys went to separate colleges
and you broke up for college. No, My boyfriend um
at the end of high school rolled over into college
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because we were still like right there. You don't know
what this is, like, what's gonna happen? No? Is this?
Are you comparing this to college? Everybody breaks up? Of course,
But but but if you're not together, you're not breaking up.
You're just saying hey, good luck. Pause. All right, So
around the table, there's Gandhi. They're scary. There's Brody, there's
Great Tea who's been very silent so far. There's Garrett,
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there's Garretts, there's Danielle yours truly hello, Elvis. All right, Look,
I know how it is. I'm from a family of denial,
where you know, we didn't acknowledge anything that was going on,
especially things that would cause trauma or drama. We just
deal with it, you know, inside, And I'm sure it
really damaged us a lot. And it sounds like you're
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but I can relate with what you're going through. I
don't want to deal with this today. I just want
to have a nice day and not think about it.
And so when it happens, to do with it then.
But you know what's gonna happen. I know it's going
to happen, and I know I'm going to have to
acknowledge it because I know I'm going to be sad.
There's also a chance you're gonna be just fine. There's
actually you're gonna be just fine. It takes a little
time to get to that fine thing. Come on great
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to even so quiet? Well, you know, my only advice
is this, I'm watching TV show recently. Did you ask
for advice? So I'm watching TV show recently. So this
young couple got married and the husband got arrested for
drug trafficking and he got put in jail for seven years.
It happens, and so she's she's she's alone for seven years,
and what is she to do? So she ends up
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with his best friend. Right, Oh my God. Wait, the
mother in law is not happy about this because how
dare you do that to her son? So you know
what happens, my lord kills her. So my advice to you, Gandhi,
because then make sure you understand that you tell Mr.
Six months seven, it's really completely over. You need to
go do your own thing and I'm gonna do my
old thing, and then this way there's no mother in
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law killing you with end. But that was what I
wanted to I think you need to treat this as
just a pause in the relationship because you cannot sit
around waiting for the guy. So he lives his life,
you live yours. You do what you want to do
while he's away, and then then if it's right and
it feels right when he's done, then you guys will
be back together. If not, you're already onto somebody else.
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And then he'll find somebody else. And what does this
Mike sound like? S remember and castaway with Tom Hanks
gets lost on that island and he's gone for like
three years or whatever it was, and he's got the
bear and he talks to the volleyball and then Helen
Hunt his wife remarries, and then he comes home. He
struggles his whole life to get on the raft and
he fights off sharks, and he gets back and she's remarried.
I'm still mad at her for that movie. I was
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wait for him three year. It was a plane crash.
I mean, it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. You do
not remarry that fast. Wait, there's a show on television
now where the plane was gone for five years and
people came back fact and some families moved on and remarried.
What do you expect? You know, that's that's how your
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story rolls out. You know what we don't We don't.
We don't always love or like or even sort of
or okay with the way our stories rolled up. But
that's how our story rolls out. You gotta deal with it.
I don't really have control over how that side of it.
You have no control over it. Look at Redemption after
you know life had changed. Fifty years later, the guy
gets out of jail. What is one to do? Hang himself?
He's got nothing going on, and then oh spoiler. The world,
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the world he knew when he was a freeman before
jail was was different than the world that was happening
when he got out and he looked around. He tried
to try to make sense of it and nothing. What
I'm saying better relationships and please star wars Love kisses Leah,
but then he finds out it's his twin sister. So
then she goes with Harrison Ford Han solo and he's
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fine with it. That's my point story, what's your point?
When Andy goes to college, she leaves his toys behind,
and then the toys still love him though, but when
he comes home from school, he doesn't love the toys
as much. I don't know. I'm just trying to anoledge
and make a comparison to a movie. Oh my god,
what's your ultimate game plan? Like, what's the perfect world
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situation that you see happening next week? I have no idea.
What if? And he says, I don't want to see
other people? Please don't see other people. What will you say?
You have to be prepared for these things. I don't know.
I didn't. You don't know what to do when it happens.
Because that's the thing. You're a very very smart person,
and you'll be able to handle this. You know, we
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don't give ourselves enough credit. We need to give ourselves credit.
We can handle the worst things that happened to us,
because think about all the bad things that have happened
in our lives before. I mean, we handled it that
we didn't like it, it wasn't good. Sometimes we learned
lessons from them that we you know, we're really ready
to be forced to learn. But that's just your story.
It's not gonna kill me. This is just a comfortable,
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like sad situation. But we'll get through it. But you
haven't had a conversation with him. He's leaving next week
and you guys haven't acknowledged. But don't you think there's
a possibility he's thinking the same thing. Yes, I think.
So here three days, somebody years, you're going to be
at it. Four he'll come back, and because they'll have
the'll have some time passes by. I told you, I say,
did a guy who he joined the military when we
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were dating. I didn't believe him. My sad show me
the papers. He left and we broke up while he
was there. He calls me one day and he's just like, Hey,
are we gonna get back together when I come back?
And I'm just like, I don't know. And he said, okay,
well I'm getting married then oh, well, then aren't you
glad you weren't with him? Because that's like an assholely
thing to do. But here's what I think is also
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an assholely thing to do. If he were to say, hey, wait,
I would like it if you wait for me, I
would say, I will give that a try. I'm not
gonna say for sure for sure, but I feel like
it would be really rude to break up with someone
while they're in the military, or to cheat on someone
while they're in the military. Both of those are all
about I don't know. You need to be realistic. You
need to be realistic with yourself and with him. So
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if you don't think that that's what you can do,
you have to say from the get go. God. That
seems to work out in movies, but working with us,
I'm not quite sure because you don't have the answers
right now. Shank, Yes, So so far we have Garrett
saying that when the toy comes back, it's not gonna
love me, Tea saying I'm going to get killed by
mother in law, Gary saying whatever you just said, yeah,
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dying none seemed wonderful, and then Brodie I said, wait,
no matter what happens. You wait for him no matter what.
And my advice is just go with the flow, take
it as take it as you live it, and you'll
find your way through it. Don't think about it. You
haven't thought about it to this point, or you haven't
acted on it. Why starting now. I like your theory
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because it's the easiest way to roll with it is
so easy. Don't forget Brodie. And I think you should
give him a mold of your vagina before you talk
about that. Not a moldy vagina. Okay, I know you
can do mold of of penises, but you can do
vagina moles. You can, by the way, my grandmother used
to bring that to Thanksgiving dinner. That's got to google
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this on their computer. It was green and giggle so
that your grandmother's vagina mold had tangerines. And I can't
even tell you what they're called. What they call clone
of beep kits okay, the word yeah, make a non time.
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I'm sure there's other brand names. It's late Tex for
Latex free medical grade silicone copy of the outer lips
of the vagina. This kit contains easy to follow instructions
and everything you need. But you shouldn't you love someone
for what's on the inside. It's a really oh is
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mandarin slices inside to say? We will be running this
podcast on the air. Why we can say on the radio?
Why can't we say that? Why not? Everyone keeps saying
it just donland on me, and I think that we
are missing This is the answer. We are missing something. Okay,
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get to it. And it's the oldest saying in the book.
What if you love something, set it free, and if
it comes back it was meant to be. Well, you
know that's really that really is it? No? But the
other part of that is if it doesn't come back,
you hunted down and kill it right now? Don't do that.
But I think that you know, sometimes sometimes you know,
we we we we all sit there and say, oh,
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we know. I don't care what they say. I don't
want to listen to my mom. I don't want to
be old. But sometimes it's those old sayings that really
the most. What the translation is, let it be, Just
let it be and just see see how it flows.
The universe will make something happen. Okay, now are you
going to get a mold of his penis? Well? But
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I didn't even think about that until now. If you're
listening to you, I have a mold of your boyfriends Mr.
Mr six. Uh. This vagina is pink. So it's saying,
if you'd like it to be darker to match yours,
you can go. You don't know, you have no idea.
It looks like this. You got problems. But it's saying
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you need a Windsor and Newton Artists oil color. It's
available at any arts supply store for about five dollars.
I have to walk in and say, hello, do you
have paint in Windsor oil that would match my vagina?
Can't you use a brown sharpie? You have vagina paint? Right,
I'll provide an example here you go. Also, but let's okay,
let's be real. There's more than a penis that's leaving here.
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There's also your buddy. Because you guys are very friendly
with each other. We're friends first. You love to hang
out with each other and be friends, and that's sort
of that. That is the foundation of your relationship with Yes, okay, okay,
that's going to go away. I know. I was just
thinking he sends me like the funniest stuff during the day,
and he sent me something yesterday. It made me laugh
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so hard and I was like, wait a second, are
you gonna have your phone to send me stuff when
you're in basic training? Oh? That would be a long
time with no funny memes. All right, So is that
something you can prepare for? I don't think so. Again,
that's another thing. It's when it happens. It happens. You'll
wake up that morning, life will be different and you'll
deal with it. Well, expect me to be emotionally needy. Guys, Okay,
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you're all hanging out with me. Well, that's why we're
hearing for each other, right, I think trom daniel do
you have a fever headache? All right? Would be the
stunt penis took a turn? That's straight. No, it wouldn't.
I heard. No, that would be shawsh You like Mr
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two one too. So anyway, just we're here if you
need something, something as simple as just going out and
having fun or you know, I don't have any penises
you're gonna get from this room, but maybe Danielle. I
take it. I love Danielle. But just like I said,
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just let it happen and see what happens. Well, I
imagine you guys have all been around each other for
a long time and been through a lot of breakups
or precarious situations. And guess what we all got through them. Yeah, here,
and you all seem great. You know, one more occurred
to me in New York City. In New York City
or in the New York State, they're always coming up
with new area codes, which means there's gonna be plenty
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of other people to go out and find while he's gone,
so you won't be single very long. But we're just
talking about her losing someone. Why do we have to
rush into another relationship. She's not dating by area code.
This guy just happens to be from Massachusetts exactly for him. Well,
that was one side of things, I said. The other
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you're just you're just make noise. Dude. I got a
nine four three guy. He's hot. You should talk to him. Look,
you know it's gonna get You're gonna be fine. I agree.
I think it's going to work out the way it should.
The universe has a tendency of doing it. Would be miserable,
worst case, join the army. You know, how many people,
how many people are going through situations that are just
not very pleasant, and they drive themselves nut by trying
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to fix it or trying to to come up with
solutions or oh my god, what I'm gonna do. What
I'm gonna do, when at the end of the day,
what's gonna happen is gonna happen. So just sit back
and be you know, be a spectator at your own
your own game, you know. But you've gotta find ways
to take care of yourself. You gotta take care of you,
have to find ways to be good to yourself. Surround
yourself with people who like you, and you're You're gonna
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be fine. You guys are a really good support team.
I gotta say not everyone, all the death and murder
and your toy is not gonna love you anymore. It's
not gonna love you anymore. Unless you buy the you know,
the penis mold, it'll love you. I'll just get to
the fifteen minute morning Show.