May 4, 2023 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Melvi.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Sixteen Morning show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hi, we got company, the fifteen minut morning show podcasting
is going on. Uh, Scotty b in the other room
right there she is, and there's Gandhi, and there's Scary,
and there's Garrett and Scotty Bee a gang.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hello up above.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
You're in two places at once, and here's.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Danielle and Nate is on his way in.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm gotta tell you, guys, this has been probably the
busiest week guest wise, maybe since the beginning beginning of
our show.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Twenty something years ago. This is the history of our show.
Definitely in a five day week, I guess we have
like E nine.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
It makes this week fly by.
Speaker 7 (00:56):
I know it does.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Really I thought this was the slowest week ever.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh I mean no, I love the guests, don't get
me wrong, But I mean we it was a slow week.
Usually when it's a fast week, it's a fast week
for everyone. Usually when it's a slow week, it's just
a slow week for everyone. But we were differing in
opinions here. Why why is there so much noise coming
from Scotti's studio?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I thought, thought my mouth was closed. I'm sorry, where
are your hands on the counter?
Speaker 7 (01:21):
And he's been like, ridiculous, Well, this has.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Been a busy food week too.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Well that doesn't mean you should just go.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And it's not over yet. There's more tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (01:30):
I love how you burp into a microphone. They're like, oh,
where'd that come from?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
My mouth was closed. You shouldn't have heard it.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
What do you mean? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Here's one of those beer burps, he goes. It was
just it was more of like a I have a question.
Speaker 8 (01:43):
Not to get I had Brussels sprouts the other day.
Why do they stay in your system?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Unlike?
Speaker 8 (01:48):
Uh, asparagus, the sparagus leuter system?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Like after the first well, you almost kind of said
what it is? What the answer is?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
They are this from the same family as is broccoli
and cabbage, right.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And I mean they're what's the word is just carciferus
or cruciprous. It is cruciferous and they make you fart
wow yea. And they're good for you. They're great, They're
full of fiber.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
I was like, I had these almost like twenty four
hours ago. Why like I still taste it in my mouth?
I brushed my teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, they also could be the way that they were prepared.
Oh okay, is that that farty taste?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, well your here's some time taco pants about Brussels
sprouts are still in his system a day later.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I love Brussels spreuss. You love him when you hate him, right.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You know? The thing is like Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 9 (02:32):
You might not like him as a kid, but like
him as an adult because your taste buds change.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Over here you have this.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, I did not know this? Is this why we
don't We didn't like them then.
Speaker 9 (02:41):
And yeah, you to like more bitter things as you
get older, so coffee beer.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
It's because we get bitter as we don't.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
The bitter people, especially Russell sprouts.
Speaker 10 (02:53):
But it's also kind of mind blowing to see Brussels
sprouts fresh at a farm stand because they come on
this giant things in the container.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, it's the stalk.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I love how they grow.
Speaker 9 (03:01):
We grew them last year and it was fun. I mean,
it's crazy to grow your own Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 10 (03:06):
A drive you crazy too when people say Brussels sprouts,
well they're brussels.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
There are Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Scotty's becoming a cantankerous old man about grammar.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
He's been that way.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
He corrects you on stuff that he's not even correct about,
so it's like, shut up, Scotty. Were talking about a
day's long man hunt.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay, that sounds like one day if it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
To the rest of the story.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It depends if there's an apostrophe long.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Right, But you heard the apostrophe and there was no apostrophy,
so that's in your head. Well, I have to deal
with doing the news with him.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
The only way days long would be that's you're saying
it's possessive, and that's not.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It's not.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
It would have been a day long man hunt, not
a day.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Days long is more than one day. Right.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
He stopped me in the middle of my news to
tell me it was incorrect.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I just said, hey, maybe that doesn't sound right. No
you didn't, Yes I did.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
No, you didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'll play it back, play it back, I will do
it gonna he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Have it there, just gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
He has already many times.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I've read those theories. I've read those theories. Okay, there
you go. I assumed you have turned into a little
bit of a fuddy duddy.
Speaker 9 (04:19):
Become one.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I've been one my whole life.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No, no, you have to be more fun. The bathroom,
Oh you aren't here, You aren't here.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Syrup.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
He able of the tacos, the chicken waffle tacos with
a syrup, and it drizzled and drooled.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Can we talk about what else he did this morning?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I can.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
He went He went into a conference room where there
was a box of little donuts that were sitting out
all night.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Cupcakes from yesterday, from yesterday.
Speaker 9 (04:50):
It could have been from tuesday.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
And what did he do? He ate one and he
brought him in for us to eat.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
It's kind of like the unwritten rule of radio. Like
we've been.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Working in scary. Definitely had one.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
No, not not this time. Had I known they were then,
I'm kind of upsetting. And tell me that was Scotty's desk.
They were just sitting out all night and we don't
even know who brought them in. We don't someone could
have were they open?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, so the met gallan cockroach could have climbed all
over that.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You know what else somebody did to them?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I know?
Speaker 8 (05:18):
No see see there's where his theory goes wrong, because
I was here all night.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
No one touched those those cupcakes, but we didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Know that, and we didn't know that you saw them
all night, so he just opened them up and assuming
that we'd be fine to eat them.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well, I'm talking about Scotty's theory. Well, Scotty, let me
tell you something.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Unless it was Garrett who started dogging, did you dong
the cupcakes?
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Well, it's scary at it? Then I would have said yes,
But I.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Didn't need any I think we've been doing that at
radio for since I first started working.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Dongingham cupcakes.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
If there's food out, you just eat it, and I'm
sure that stand.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I would never.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I just need to know where it's been, who's been hovering.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Over it exactly. And again, we're in New York. There
could be rats, roaches, all kinds of critters going all
over it.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Did you see the size of that roach at the
met gallap The thing was getting egged on to run
up the staircase.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Technically, what do you call them?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
A palmeto bug?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Water bugs?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Fancy word for giant roach.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Yeah, okay, all right, so I ate an old cupcake.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Big whoop?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I know, but that's not the problem. The problem is
you put them out for others to eat. You thought
you were being a nice host by sharing.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
The old Yeah you're gonna call me later from the
toilet the other day.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Yeah, all that's cute.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
That's friendship right there. You sorry?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Can we talk about something?
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Go ahead. What do you want to talk?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Okay, let me look at my notes, A lot of notes.
I'm gonna go through my phone.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh, here's one A friend gave me a piece of
wisdom in life. Sometimes we don't chase what's good because
we have what's comfortable. Are you living that life right now?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
I know, I am.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
This is not good.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
It's comfortable.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
You want us to make you uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
But what if this is the best?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
I mean, what if you switch to something that's not
as good, so you're making a gamble that what.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You have is great. What it's called taking chances. I
think that's that's sort of what they're alluding to. If
you're not out there taking chances to work toward that dream,
that new thing, that whatever, and.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
You're just comfortable. Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Look, there are a lot of people in relationships that
still stay in the relationships because they're comfortable. Yes, and
comfortable isn't always the best. What are you doing, Scotty B?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Is making this noise?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh I just moved my microphone. I didn't hear any
noise in here.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I just picture like a dog with a bone. A
dog picks up a bone and bone in his mouth,
and then all of a sudden they see another bone
and they drop the bone that's in their mouth.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
But then some other.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Dog comes and takes the bone away and runs away,
and now the dog is left with nothing in it.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You're complicated, are you talking about Are you talking about
Elvis's analogy or Scotty B.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, I'm talking about I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Reading the quote again about your friend. You're speaking of bones.
Can I change this up?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Can I show you what they found in my backyard yesterday?
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Oh my god, bring the camera, coyotes.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
It's what what's left of a deer? What is that?
It's a deer left.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
The dogs in the house.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Okay, So our our property is has deer fence around
it so deer cannot get in.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
And then this was inside another fenced in area within
the fenced in area for the dogs. So somewhere, somehow
a deer fell to pieces and your dogs took care
of the deer. No, no, what my dogs weren't there, So
maybe a coyote or something grabbed what's left of the deer,
dragged it over two fences.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And ate and ate it in my backyard and then
framed you.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
That's I was actually listening to a podcast the other day,
not to scare you, but just information for dog and
cat owners out there. If you hate to say this, like,
if you find the remains of your dog, it's usually
a coyote.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
But the people that don't find their pets.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
It's like an owl or a hawk, So you got
to be careful about that too. The owls or hawks,
especially little dogs, they'll just swoop down, grab them and
you never.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
They will again, they will a lot of times. They
a lot of times dogs are too heavy for them
and they'll they'll take flight a little bit and they'll
drop the dog. Then we've seen those videos.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, anyway, so I've got choop of cobbra living in
my backyard.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Well, how'd the other animal get over the fence?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
They can jump, they can jump, they can climb fences.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
But actually had videos of coyotes. Actually, I heard this
on the Joe Rogan podcast. He had a chicken coop
and he had video of a coyote jumping into his
chicken coop, or getting into his chicken coop and jumping
six feet over a six.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Ft They can when there's chicken involved and my house
is out in the land chicken coops. Yeah, and my
friends that don't have chickens, they they'll call like every Wednesday,
good God, last night, I'm massacre.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I'm like, why do you do it?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Just go to popeyees because I mean, they eat these
fucking chickens every single week and there's no way, there's
no way to keep them out. It's farm living, you know.
I feel awful for Gandhi why because of your mouth situation.
(10:28):
It's okay, tell her when what you're doing if you want, Oh,
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I have extra wisdom teeth. I got four of them
taken out maybe ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You have, you're such a smart ass.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
I eight, yes, a mutant. Yeah. So they told me
that they were so impacted in my jaw when I
got the other teeth taken out that I would never
have to take these out because they'll never descend. Well,
they've decided to show up, so they start growing in
and now they're crowding my other teeth and they're causing discomfort.
So to get them out is a bit of a
(10:59):
process because they were so impacted that we're trying to
do things to not break my jaw and make it happen. Yeah.
So I'm just staring at everyone's food, like m I.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Lept you out yesterday, So no solid food for how long?
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Four days?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
For right now? Four days? But then I have the
other side. So in a few weeks, I'm going to
do the other side.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
This is a good diet, that's what I was thinking.
It's miserable, but it's I will lose some LB's.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Okay, there's that, But are you going to do the
other side?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Did you enjoy doing that that new process or the
laser process for your wisdom teeth?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
So I absolutely hated it. It was terrible because I
am novacaine resistant and pain killer resistant, so I feel
everything resisted. Yes, it doesn't. It does nothing to me.
Even my dentist said, I was so uncomfortable doing that.
I don't I don't know how. It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
No, you don't those those pain remedies don't work on
you at all.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
No, I felt all of it.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
I wonder if aidural would work away. You had a baby.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Oh that's why I'm having one.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
What about them putting you to sleep or something that's
an option?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Maybe not time, we'll see. I don't know. I just
I want to get it out because I didn't notice.
This goes back to what we've all been talking about
a lot. I didn't realize how crooked my teeth appear
on video until we started recording everything in here, and
now when I look at myself speaking, I'm like, oh God,
So I want to get in Vizzil line. But to
get in visil line, I have to fix all these
(12:19):
other things because you don't want to get in visil
line and then have your teeth grow in and move
everything again. So do I want to do it?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
No?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Am I gonna do it?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah? So I say, go to the Uncle Johnny route.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
All of them?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
One of them.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I remember one day he was almost at the end
of all of his teeth. He called upstairs, I am
you have tooth paste.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
We said, Uncle Johnny, you don't have any teeth.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I still have one and a half teeth, so we
had to take the toothpaste downstairs because he had wanted
and to have teeth to brow.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
He's all yours. I gotta say God to your braver
than I because my dentist will back in October. I
need to take these two wisdom teeth out. I have
yet to make that appointment to get them too out.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
I'm got all four out at the same time. But
but I'm okay with paint killers.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I did.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I didn't do it once, and it was it was
the last thing on earth you wanted to do, and
I didn't want to do it, but I did it,
and he was a great doctor and it worked.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
And to be honest, you want to do it before
it's an emergency, because I waited till it was an
emergency and the pain that I was in.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's the thing. This is preemptive.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
So why would I want to pull teeth out that
don't hurt me or anything?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Because it's pre em who here still has her wisdom teeth.
I left two of my four Scotty wisdom teeth.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Mine are out. Wow?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
What are they there?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
If they just recapped?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Right?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Shouldn't we have evolved away? From these stupid wisdom teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
At this point they should go the way of the
of the coxicks or the tailbone.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
Do we have an organ that does nothing to like,
what's the appendix or the spleen? Like that something doesn't
do anything?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Right, I've got an organ that doesn't do anything too,
but not my choice, not much choice. See, you're doing
that okay thing if you're you're doing that.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That frumpy thing where you're like, look like you act,
which you.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Are going to be talking about there my penis.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
But wait, are you really uncomfortable? Because he's been doing
that a lot late.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I was just trying to wrap up the podcast. I
thought it was a great out.
Speaker 9 (14:17):
No, it was my singer.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
You make it sound like you're uncomfortable with the conversation,
and I know you're not.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
What are you trying to do?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Okay, someone talk to you. Can you wearing a cardigan
on purpose? Can we do a group effort?
Speaker 8 (14:28):
And I'll just say Penis and and the podcast that way,
Penis Penis dick.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I think we're doing it.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Looks like you've been doing something with your penis on
your pants.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Right, okay, okay
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Melvi.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Sixteen Morning show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hi, we got company, the fifteen minut morning show podcasting
is going on. Uh, Scotty b in the other room
right there she is, and there's Gandhi, and there's Scary,
and there's Garrett and Scotty Bee a gang.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hello up above.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
You're in two places at once, and here's.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Danielle and Nate is on his way in.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm gotta tell you, guys, this has been probably the
busiest week guest wise, maybe since the beginning beginning of
our show.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Twenty something years ago. This is the history of our show.
Definitely in a five day week, I guess we have
like E nine.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
It makes this week fly by.
Speaker 7 (00:56):
I know it does.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Really I thought this was the slowest week ever.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh I mean no, I love the guests, don't get
me wrong, But I mean we it was a slow week.
Usually when it's a fast week, it's a fast week
for everyone. Usually when it's a slow week, it's just
a slow week for everyone. But we were differing in
opinions here. Why why is there so much noise coming
from Scotti's studio?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I thought, thought my mouth was closed. I'm sorry, where
are your hands on the counter?
Speaker 7 (01:21):
And he's been like, ridiculous, Well, this has.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Been a busy food week too.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Well that doesn't mean you should just go.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
And it's not over yet. There's more tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (01:30):
I love how you burp into a microphone. They're like, oh,
where'd that come from?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
My mouth was closed. You shouldn't have heard it.
Speaker 7 (01:34):
What do you mean? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Here's one of those beer burps, he goes. It was
just it was more of like a I have a question.
Speaker 8 (01:43):
Not to get I had Brussels sprouts the other day.
Why do they stay in your system?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Unlike?
Speaker 8 (01:48):
Uh, asparagus, the sparagus leuter system?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Like after the first well, you almost kind of said
what it is? What the answer is?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
They are this from the same family as is broccoli
and cabbage, right.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And I mean they're what's the word is just carciferus
or cruciprous. It is cruciferous and they make you fart
wow yea. And they're good for you. They're great, They're
full of fiber.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
I was like, I had these almost like twenty four
hours ago. Why like I still taste it in my mouth?
I brushed my teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, they also could be the way that they were prepared.
Oh okay, is that that farty taste?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, well your here's some time taco pants about Brussels
sprouts are still in his system a day later.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I love Brussels spreuss. You love him when you hate him, right.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You know? The thing is like Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 9 (02:32):
You might not like him as a kid, but like
him as an adult because your taste buds change.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Over here you have this.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, I did not know this? Is this why we
don't We didn't like them then.
Speaker 9 (02:41):
And yeah, you to like more bitter things as you
get older, so coffee beer.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
It's because we get bitter as we don't.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
The bitter people, especially Russell sprouts.
Speaker 10 (02:53):
But it's also kind of mind blowing to see Brussels
sprouts fresh at a farm stand because they come on
this giant things in the container.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, it's the stalk.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I love how they grow.
Speaker 9 (03:01):
We grew them last year and it was fun. I mean,
it's crazy to grow your own Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 10 (03:06):
A drive you crazy too when people say Brussels sprouts,
well they're brussels.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
There are Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Scotty's becoming a cantankerous old man about grammar.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
He's been that way.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
He corrects you on stuff that he's not even correct about,
so it's like, shut up, Scotty. Were talking about a
day's long man hunt.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay, that sounds like one day if it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
To the rest of the story.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It depends if there's an apostrophe long.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Right, But you heard the apostrophe and there was no apostrophy,
so that's in your head. Well, I have to deal
with doing the news with him.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
The only way days long would be that's you're saying
it's possessive, and that's not.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It's not.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
It would have been a day long man hunt, not
a day.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Days long is more than one day. Right.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
He stopped me in the middle of my news to
tell me it was incorrect.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I just said, hey, maybe that doesn't sound right. No
you didn't, Yes I did.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
No, you didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'll play it back, play it back, I will do
it gonna he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Have it there, just gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
He has already many times.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I've read those theories. I've read those theories. Okay, there
you go. I assumed you have turned into a little
bit of a fuddy duddy.
Speaker 9 (04:19):
Become one.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I've been one my whole life.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No, no, you have to be more fun. The bathroom,
Oh you aren't here, You aren't here.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Syrup.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
He able of the tacos, the chicken waffle tacos with
a syrup, and it drizzled and drooled.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Can we talk about what else he did this morning?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I can.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
He went He went into a conference room where there
was a box of little donuts that were sitting out
all night.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Cupcakes from yesterday, from yesterday.
Speaker 9 (04:50):
It could have been from tuesday.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
And what did he do? He ate one and he
brought him in for us to eat.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
It's kind of like the unwritten rule of radio. Like
we've been.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Working in scary. Definitely had one.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
No, not not this time. Had I known they were then,
I'm kind of upsetting. And tell me that was Scotty's desk.
They were just sitting out all night and we don't
even know who brought them in. We don't someone could
have were they open?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, so the met gallan cockroach could have climbed all
over that.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You know what else somebody did to them?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I know?
Speaker 8 (05:18):
No see see there's where his theory goes wrong, because
I was here all night.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
No one touched those those cupcakes, but we didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Know that, and we didn't know that you saw them
all night, so he just opened them up and assuming
that we'd be fine to eat them.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well, I'm talking about Scotty's theory. Well, Scotty, let me
tell you something.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Unless it was Garrett who started dogging, did you dong
the cupcakes?
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Well, it's scary at it? Then I would have said yes,
But I.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
Didn't need any I think we've been doing that at
radio for since I first started working.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Dongingham cupcakes.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
If there's food out, you just eat it, and I'm
sure that stand.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I would never.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I just need to know where it's been, who's been hovering.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Over it exactly. And again, we're in New York. There
could be rats, roaches, all kinds of critters going all
over it.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Did you see the size of that roach at the
met gallap The thing was getting egged on to run
up the staircase.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Technically, what do you call them?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
A palmeto bug?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Water bugs?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Fancy word for giant roach.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Yeah, okay, all right, so I ate an old cupcake.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Big whoop?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I know, but that's not the problem. The problem is
you put them out for others to eat. You thought
you were being a nice host by sharing.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
The old Yeah you're gonna call me later from the
toilet the other day.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Yeah, all that's cute.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
That's friendship right there. You sorry?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Can we talk about something?
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Go ahead. What do you want to talk?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Okay, let me look at my notes, A lot of notes.
I'm gonna go through my phone.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh, here's one A friend gave me a piece of
wisdom in life. Sometimes we don't chase what's good because
we have what's comfortable. Are you living that life right now?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
I know, I am.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
This is not good.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
It's comfortable.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
You want us to make you uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
But what if this is the best?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
I mean, what if you switch to something that's not
as good, so you're making a gamble that what.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You have is great. What it's called taking chances. I
think that's that's sort of what they're alluding to. If
you're not out there taking chances to work toward that dream,
that new thing, that whatever, and.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
You're just comfortable. Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Look, there are a lot of people in relationships that
still stay in the relationships because they're comfortable. Yes, and
comfortable isn't always the best. What are you doing, Scotty B?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Is making this noise?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh I just moved my microphone. I didn't hear any
noise in here.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I just picture like a dog with a bone. A
dog picks up a bone and bone in his mouth,
and then all of a sudden they see another bone
and they drop the bone that's in their mouth.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
But then some other.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Dog comes and takes the bone away and runs away,
and now the dog is left with nothing in it.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You're complicated, are you talking about Are you talking about
Elvis's analogy or Scotty B.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, I'm talking about I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Reading the quote again about your friend. You're speaking of bones.
Can I change this up?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Can I show you what they found in my backyard yesterday?
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Oh my god, bring the camera, coyotes.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
It's what what's left of a deer? What is that?
It's a deer left.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
The dogs in the house.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Okay, So our our property is has deer fence around
it so deer cannot get in.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
And then this was inside another fenced in area within
the fenced in area for the dogs. So somewhere, somehow
a deer fell to pieces and your dogs took care
of the deer. No, no, what my dogs weren't there, So
maybe a coyote or something grabbed what's left of the deer,
dragged it over two fences.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And ate and ate it in my backyard and then
framed you.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
That's I was actually listening to a podcast the other day,
not to scare you, but just information for dog and
cat owners out there. If you hate to say this, like,
if you find the remains of your dog, it's usually
a coyote.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
But the people that don't find their pets.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
It's like an owl or a hawk, So you got
to be careful about that too. The owls or hawks,
especially little dogs, they'll just swoop down, grab them and
you never.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
They will again, they will a lot of times. They
a lot of times dogs are too heavy for them
and they'll they'll take flight a little bit and they'll
drop the dog. Then we've seen those videos.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, anyway, so I've got choop of cobbra living in
my backyard.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Well, how'd the other animal get over the fence?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
They can jump, they can jump, they can climb fences.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
But actually had videos of coyotes. Actually, I heard this
on the Joe Rogan podcast. He had a chicken coop
and he had video of a coyote jumping into his
chicken coop, or getting into his chicken coop and jumping
six feet over a six.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Ft They can when there's chicken involved and my house
is out in the land chicken coops. Yeah, and my
friends that don't have chickens, they they'll call like every Wednesday,
good God, last night, I'm massacre.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
I'm like, why do you do it?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Just go to popeyees because I mean, they eat these
fucking chickens every single week and there's no way, there's
no way to keep them out. It's farm living, you know.
I feel awful for Gandhi why because of your mouth situation.
(10:28):
It's okay, tell her when what you're doing if you want, Oh,
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I have extra wisdom teeth. I got four of them
taken out maybe ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
You have, you're such a smart ass.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
I eight, yes, a mutant. Yeah. So they told me
that they were so impacted in my jaw when I
got the other teeth taken out that I would never
have to take these out because they'll never descend. Well,
they've decided to show up, so they start growing in
and now they're crowding my other teeth and they're causing discomfort.
So to get them out is a bit of a
(10:59):
process because they were so impacted that we're trying to
do things to not break my jaw and make it happen. Yeah.
So I'm just staring at everyone's food, like m I.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Lept you out yesterday, So no solid food for how long?
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Four days?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
For right now? Four days? But then I have the
other side. So in a few weeks, I'm going to
do the other side.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
This is a good diet, that's what I was thinking.
It's miserable, but it's I will lose some LB's.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Okay, there's that, But are you going to do the
other side?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Did you enjoy doing that that new process or the
laser process for your wisdom teeth?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
So I absolutely hated it. It was terrible because I
am novacaine resistant and pain killer resistant, so I feel
everything resisted. Yes, it doesn't. It does nothing to me.
Even my dentist said, I was so uncomfortable doing that.
I don't I don't know how. It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
No, you don't those those pain remedies don't work on
you at all.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
No, I felt all of it.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
I wonder if aidural would work away. You had a baby.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Oh that's why I'm having one.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
What about them putting you to sleep or something that's
an option?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Maybe not time, we'll see. I don't know. I just
I want to get it out because I didn't notice.
This goes back to what we've all been talking about
a lot. I didn't realize how crooked my teeth appear
on video until we started recording everything in here, and
now when I look at myself speaking, I'm like, oh God,
So I want to get in Vizzil line. But to
get in visil line, I have to fix all these
(12:19):
other things because you don't want to get in visil
line and then have your teeth grow in and move
everything again. So do I want to do it?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
No?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Am I gonna do it?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah? So I say, go to the Uncle Johnny route.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
All of them?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
One of them.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I remember one day he was almost at the end
of all of his teeth. He called upstairs, I am
you have tooth paste.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
We said, Uncle Johnny, you don't have any teeth.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I still have one and a half teeth, so we
had to take the toothpaste downstairs because he had wanted
and to have teeth to brow.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
He's all yours. I gotta say God to your braver
than I because my dentist will back in October. I
need to take these two wisdom teeth out. I have
yet to make that appointment to get them too out.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
I'm got all four out at the same time. But
but I'm okay with paint killers.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I did.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I didn't do it once, and it was it was
the last thing on earth you wanted to do, and
I didn't want to do it, but I did it,
and he was a great doctor and it worked.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
And to be honest, you want to do it before
it's an emergency, because I waited till it was an
emergency and the pain that I was in.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's the thing. This is preemptive.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
So why would I want to pull teeth out that
don't hurt me or anything?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Because it's pre em who here still has her wisdom teeth.
I left two of my four Scotty wisdom teeth.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Mine are out. Wow?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
What are they there?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
If they just recapped?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Right?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Shouldn't we have evolved away? From these stupid wisdom teeth.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
At this point they should go the way of the
of the coxicks or the tailbone.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
Do we have an organ that does nothing to like,
what's the appendix or the spleen? Like that something doesn't
do anything?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Right, I've got an organ that doesn't do anything too,
but not my choice, not much choice. See, you're doing
that okay thing if you're you're doing that.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That frumpy thing where you're like, look like you act,
which you.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Are going to be talking about there my penis.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
But wait, are you really uncomfortable? Because he's been doing
that a lot late.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
I was just trying to wrap up the podcast. I
thought it was a great out.
Speaker 9 (14:17):
No, it was my singer.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
You make it sound like you're uncomfortable with the conversation,
and I know you're not.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
What are you trying to do?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Okay, someone talk to you. Can you wearing a cardigan
on purpose? Can we do a group effort?
Speaker 8 (14:28):
And I'll just say Penis and and the podcast that way,
Penis Penis dick.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I think we're doing it.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Looks like you've been doing something with your penis on
your pants.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Right, okay, okay
Speaker 2 (14:49):
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