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March 31, 2021 16 mins

We cover a lot over the next 15 minutes. Have you ever used fake money but had no idea? Where have you been banned form and why? Who would Froggy watch in an adult movie?

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
show the camera. Hi, here we are, it's another fifteen
minute morning show podcast. Let's line them up. There's Froggy

(00:23):
and there's Danielle, and there's Scotty B and Master Control.
By the way, those are not books behind him, those
are boxes of cereal. There's Gandhi, there's a Scary Hello,
there's a Straighten Nate, and there's Uh, there's Garrett and
then there's Brody in the den. Well, the way people
ask me why I choose to start the list with

(00:45):
someone with Brody, Brody is always the very last panel
on my zoom screen. So I'm just going in order
in which the zoom puts you in here. So if
you favorite problem, right to zoom. All right, what are
we doing first? Oh, we have a consumer com plaint
from Scotty B. What what happened? Do you remember? Froggy
was on the golf course and found a bunch of

(01:05):
money blowing around the other day and he scored a
hundred dollar bill from that. I was out riding my
bicycle with my daughter yesterday and look what I found.
But then I turned it over and there's coupons for
some joint removal place. That's gotta be illegal. You love coupons,

(01:27):
you have, but look at that. Remember that time when
we photo copied of five dollar bill and the Secret
Service came, look at this thing. Here's the mine and
then here's the back. Yeah, over the neighborhood. Look at
you like showing off your Money's Mr. What Scotty's the
coupon worth more than fifty off? Because then you're ahead

(01:47):
of the game. Well, there is one that's a save
fifty dollars, but you've got to spend money to save money. Well,
my favorite is, don't remember walking through Times Square in
New York City. You pick up like a five dollar
bill and on the back would be like some woman
with her legs of the air, like trying to get
you to come to the theater and see her before Well,
can I tell you I was in Russia and I
found what I thought was a ruble on the ground

(02:09):
and I'm like, oh great, I'll put this. I'll give
it as a tip At the next restaurant I go to,
I leave it as a tip, and this guy, I
thought he was gonna beat this ship out of me,
chases me down the street and starts screaming at me
in Russian that I'm giving away fake money. Have you
ever been other than that? Uh? Have you ever been

(02:29):
caught with counterfeit money? Not caught, but sure we've all.
You didn't know it was coming, because you know, I
was in the casino once and there was a hundred
bill was trying to put into a machine and it
wouldn't take it. So I went up to the cage
and said, hey, can you exchange this for another one?
It's not taking it. She said, well, the reason it's
not taking it's it's not real, and they confidence she
tried to confiscate it from you. I said no, she said,

(02:52):
she said, let me show you why it's not real.
This and this and this. She ran a marker on it,
and I said, I didn't give it back. That that's
buying you that they're not supposed to. I actually I
cast a lot of ticket one time, and while I
was in the store and the guy handed me a
counterfeit twenty bill, and before I walked out of the store,
I'm like, dude, this isn't real. And he gave me
another one, because once you leave the store, that's it.

(03:13):
But he handed me a fake and he swapped it
out for me, and he gave me to the next guy.
I'm sure, how do you suppose that it was fake?
Though I'm very good with money, it just felt different
except that coupon you pick. Yeah, that I have a
confession to that theory. I sometimes use Canadian pennies as

(03:33):
regular pennies. I'm sorry I do it. You know where
do you get Canadian pennies? And where do we use
the last time I handled the penny, you know where
you get him? You find him in the in the
coin return and the coin star, the ones that are rejected.
I dip my fingers in there, and you find foreign
money in there all the time. So scotty, cheap bastard,

(03:55):
you all the coin star machines and try to find pennies.
If I'm walking by one and I see, I don't.
Back in the day when they were pay phones, did
you walk by every pay phone looking for quarters? I
was not that guy machines. I was the pay phones. Yeah, absolutely.
I used to every diner I used to go to.

(04:16):
I to stick my finger in the slot. Everyone growing
up in Erie, you know Canadian money. I mean Canada's
right there, right, So I mean Canadian money is generally
exchangeable and people take it. Whatever. I was in somewhere
I can't remember where I was. I think it was
in California, and I had a Canadian quarter for whatever reason,
and I go to pay for something and the guy
looks at me and he goes, this is in Canada.

(04:40):
I know, but apparently they don't take it there. Whatever.
Sorry for that non sequit. We exhausted this conversation. Let's
move on. We had something else on the list. What's that? Oh?
Is it time to play hot? Yeah? Yea, I have

(05:01):
a good one here. I don't like this game. Why
not got a tough question? Is very hot? Yeah? He
is very hot? Okay, hang on, I had a good
one here. Uh hang on, ready to go? You said
you had a great one. I did. I shuffled the
cards while you were talking. Hang on, very hang on,

(05:23):
hang on, Well this is a hope boring Scotty b
wife for Scott for the kill? Right for the kill.
What is something about me that would surprise surprise my grandmother? Well,
she's dead, so nothing. There's things that I know that
your grandmother would be mortified by if she was still alive.

(05:43):
I mean, she would be definitely mortified that I lost
my virginity to a teddy bear, There's no doubt, right,
and that she would also be mortified that I actually
saw her naked. So oh yeah, all right, I'm sure
you have a whole list of things that would mortify.
Do come back to me. Okay, Okay, Gandhi, if you
could smoke a joint with anyone dead, who would you choose?

(06:06):
And whine mm hmm keep it joint? I guess I
would have to go with Gandhi because relatives and famous,
and I have a lot of questions for him, So
it would be that. Or, of course, like I told
you guys last time, would you say not that I'm
aware of, I'm gonna go ahead and say no, no weed.

(06:27):
Second choice will be my boyfriend that passed away. Those
two you want to get high with your deceached boyfriend,
but he understands that, Yeah, totally. Okay, This question is
from for everybody, and I'll start what have you been
blacklisted from? Mine is the Jane Hotel here in New

(06:48):
York City. I was not kicked out. I was asked
to leave. Okay, and yeah, I'm sure you can sneak
back in with that man, but they wouldn't recognize you.
I think so too. Yeah. In fact, our friend Aaron
last night didn't even recognize me because of this thing. Yeah.
You know what, I don't think I've ever been blacklisted
from any establishment at all. Yeah. I can't go back

(07:10):
to the Perkins and Cedar Rapids Iowa. Why. We were
there one night and we were squirting sauces all over
the windows on the inside, and they didn't like that.
Apparently you're squirting sauces Nate Elvis's apartment. Nate's doing that
on my curtains at her squirting sauces at a Perkins

(07:34):
in Cedar Rapids, Cedar Rapids I got. I got blocked
on Wikipedia yesterday. You update Wikipedia pages? He tries to
be the first. Are you kidding? Oh dear god, alright,
can we focus Froggy. So apparently my computer is registered

(07:56):
somehow as being on a proxy server that's the mine
where you hide your identity, and so it flagged me
for being an identity hider, which I'm not. It's my
home WiFi, and they banned me until August from making
any edits on Wikipedia. Great, something like you said something
really stupid? Are you trying uh a walking dead page.

(08:21):
I happen to read it and I saw that there
was an update, so I was like, oh, I'll just
update that to make it correct, and it said you've
been blocked. I've been banned from a swim club. So
Richmond County country Club in Staten Island. I can't afford
to be there. It just sounds prestigious, right, So my
friends and I found a hole in the gate and
we would sneak in and we would use the pool.
So eventually they caught on to the fact that these

(08:45):
poor kids shouldn't be here. So this is such a
catty shack story. Yeah, so, but here's Sarah. I got
my my revenge high school. When I was in high school,
those rich people needed lifeguards, and who did they have
to turn to? This I So I got my way
back into Richmond County country Club, not as a member,
but as a lifeguard. And then they ended up paying

(09:05):
me to sit around because people don't rich people don't
like to swim that much. They just like to sit around.
The people drown, they'll drown the poor people. The poor
people are catching the rich people to the pool. Technically,
I'm not supposed to go into J. C. Penny's. I
told you guys, I got caught shoplifting when I was younger,
so I'm really not supposed to be in there. They
gave me a lifetime ban, but I go in now.

(09:25):
I'm sure. I think the McDonald's in the Bronx where
I had that fist fight with the call the girl
that worked there. They probably at this point don't remember.
Remember that if you've been blacklisted from a place, I
really haven't been my best behavior. I really no, no,
I mean there's a high school that I can't go

(09:46):
to in back in Tampa St. Pete area. Why you
should probably tell the story. Yeah, we played them in Homecoming,
and so the night before we went over and sprayed
weed killer on their field to try and kill the grass.
It was just were just being immature, but they You
should drive over and see if you can get in
if they trespassed us and called the cops and everything else.

(10:06):
But whatever, they told me not to ever go back.
I have no reason to go back to East Like
high school. It's okay, right, I feel like I've lost
out in life because I haven't been banished from some establishment.
There's plenty of time to wait. Maybe I've been banished
by many, but I was banished because I was so drunk.
I don't remember it. That's possible to you could be
that great question. Okay, here's the next one. Let's go

(10:29):
with Danielle. Who is the oldest person that you find
undeniably sexy? Oh gosh, I got mine. Maybe Maury Pulvich sexy?

(10:50):
I don't know, but I think he's sexy. She finds
some sexy ages. He aged very well more. Okay. Then
I thought Alex was sexy. Yeah, he looks great. Yeah, yeah,
loved him. I would think you'd go Betty White. She's

(11:10):
too motherly. I don't find her sexy. Okay, yeah, Elvis,
I can't think of anyone who's older than me I
find sexy. Of course, we find, right, Okay, hang, and
let me find one. Okay? Uh? No, No, which small

(11:38):
thing turns you on instantly? Scotty Bee's penis? How about?
What was the question again? Which small thing turns you on? Instantly?
Turns me on instantly? Uh? Scotty Bee's penis. I'm not

(11:58):
offended by the question, any are person? I was like, hey, what?
And then I realized what the question was and I'm like, sorry, Scotty,
thanks all right, Froggy, which to people would you be
most excited to see starring a porn together? Like any
people or people in this room? Let's go the room.
It's the room. Oh God changes everything, don't You can't

(12:23):
say Gandhi and Danielle. Al Right, So now that I
got to go to my second answer, Gandhi and Garrett,
I mean you could do you know, Nate and Elvis.
That would actually be a good one if you don't
say to yourself, I'm sure it's easy to get your

(12:45):
hands on a video of Nate with Nate apartment, send
it to you. Why be himself on my drapes? You
to see? You had to see yesterday's fifteen Morning Show
podcast by someone earlier stead of texting. They haven't been
seeing these as as lately. It's all depending on when

(13:09):
they get posted. Sometimes they get posted at eleven o'clock
East Coast time, others at one o'clock, depending on where
our video team is at every day. Okay, just making sure, okay,
back to you. Are we done? Questions have been fun
so far? Oh gosh, okay, here's one. If anybody can
answer it, go for it. What have you done that

(13:31):
might have put you on a terrorist watch list? My
entire computer search history. Whenever there's a story, I'm like, oh,
how do you build that? Oops? And then I always
think maybe I could fall back on its show prep.
But then it was like four in the afternoon. I
don't know, but probably that never happened to me. Is

(13:51):
they found a corkscrew in my carry on? I would?
I would say, like when we travel, I like, I
have all these wires and I don't have like nice
road cases to put them into. I have a backpack
and all that's coming out of my backpack or wires
that look like this, and they don't attack to anything.
Can we put something in your bag? One? Yeah, several

(14:12):
years ago, I was leaving here after the show to
go on a trip, and you guys went into the
engineering shop with furious George and everybody, and you took
this giant car battery, put all these crazy wires coming
out of it, and stuffed it in my bag. I
don't know. It was worse. Look at that, I don't know,
doesn't it look a little suspicious? I don't know what

(14:35):
was worse the fact that you did that, say, the
fact that I made it to my destination without them
finding it. A mad did the same thing to me,
and I was like, guys, I don't need any help
getting flagged. I looked like me, it's going to happen.

(14:56):
Remember that one time we were I figured what trip
it was that we all went on, and we put
a potato and Darren's bag and they pulled him into
the room and they talked to him for hours about agriculture.
Remember that horrible. I used to just get delayed with
Sheldon because when they changed all the things about you know,
your passport and your green card and everything, he had

(15:18):
a hard time getting in and out of the country.
And every time we get pulled into that room and
we have to sit there. I remember on the cruise ship,
we almost didn't leave on the cruise ship. Yeah, he almost. Yeah,
he almost didn't get on the cruise ship because there
was some sticker that they now needed and he didn't
have the sticker. It was just a mess too. My
own horn. But there was one time Amy and Conduct
I think it was our honeymoon, and they said, you

(15:38):
guys need to step over here, and they pulled us
into a room and they said, well, because you're too
good looking. There's something up with you. Guys. It sounds
like a date story. I don't remember good looking you.
You look very suspect because well you're very attractive. Yeah,
it sounds like the beginning of a porn movie. Tlue

(16:02):
b l e w yes is that screeching halt? That's
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