August 22, 2022 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm h Elvis Rand presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. He's
going to do with that one. You're ready, We're rolling
(00:31):
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Hi. Hello, Hello, there's Gandhi,
and there's Scary and there's Garrett Scotty B's in the house,
and there's Danielle and uh, straighten us. I'm excited for Iceland.
Who's excited for Iceland? If you get there? You know,
(00:54):
the thing about Iceland is when I was there in twelve,
the Iceland people as a whole have the most immaculate
skin I've ever seen in my life because they don't
see a lot of sun. Uh. They all do mud
masks and stuff like that, and they all swim. Swimming
is a huge thing with them. Gosh, we should be
(01:15):
more icelandic We should be. We're gonna stick out like
sore thumbs because of healthy people from New York. Well,
so what do we eat there? Is it all like
whale blubber? They had? So when I was there, I whale,
which was like a I don't minky whale. I don't
even like a whale. I couldn't eat whale. I thought
this was ten years ago, Like no, but I thought
(01:36):
it was like mercury levels were really bad, and well,
I think that might explain the stroke. So I had whale,
had puffin, had puffin to puffin, did great fish? Do
you know what puffin is? You know, I guess what
puffin is. It sounds like a fish. It sounds like
a bird. It's a bird. It's like a two can, right,
it's kind of like, yeah, they're very cute, not that tasty. Um.
(02:02):
And then I also had horse got up. Then I
all said horse, okay, So here's my question. How many
pounds am I going to lose on this thing? Because
my mouth? They have good food and right in town
square that they have a buffle wagon. It's this truck
that has the most awful waffles. Did you have the
hot dogs there, Scott? Yes, I must have kittens. So
(02:27):
like when I got there, people are like, oh, you
gotta try these hot dogs. They're the greatest thing since whatever.
And so we finally got these hot dogs and they're
like the late night food there. Everybody gets these hot
dogs and they have like crispy onions, m alade and
something else. And I eat it and I'm like not
that not that great. I mean, it's just one of
these kind of meat. Was. By the way, when you
(02:52):
buy like merchandise there, if you buy t shirts or
anything in the stores like that, hold onto the receipt
because they give you a tax credit. You have to
go to little tax off us if you take your receipts,
they'll give you money back because you get all across Europe.
You know that, right, No, I've never been to any
other place in Europe. Okay, now you know interesting fat
the v a t because the fat the water there,
(03:15):
all the water is from the ground. It's all geothermal.
So the hot water you get out of the tap
is like straight out of the ground, and it and
it stinks, it smells like sulfur. So you'll take a
hot shower. We're not painting a very nice finished so
you'll take a shower and think there's no way I
got clean because I smell like a fart. But other
(03:38):
than that in eating kitten, but it's hot water straight
out of the ground. And then on top of that,
we kept buying bottled water. And we're buying all this
bottled water because we're Americans and that's what Americans do.
And so finally somebody sizes it, why are you buying
bottled water like well, because we're the water smells funny
coming out of the tap. They go, No, turn it
to the cold it will be the best water you've
ever had. I did. It was the best water I've
(04:01):
ever had in my life because it's straight out of
the ground. We started a shower of cold water because
it's a sulfur in that water. It was just, you know,
we we have into something else about it. There's gonna
be something good about drink. Are we going to be
able to see the Aurora borealis on the ship at night?
(04:22):
You know what? That's that actor used to be in
that show. Yes, Oh that's David bore Let me look,
we see that. It depends on what time of year
it is. We're looking that up. Now, what's scary? No, no, no,
I was going to go into this whole thing about
well water, but I don't want to go down that well. Well, well, okay,
so growing growing up in Brooklyn, I guess you know,
in my my grandmother and my aunt Millie's house, which
(04:44):
is like they were living in there since the nineteen forties,
there was a water shortage at one point, So my
great grandfather dug down deep into the ground and struck water,
so we had well water available. I mean we, I
mean by that's time. We got around to it in
the eighties and nineties. No, it's just it's a different
(05:05):
source of water, and you know, if you go down
far enough you can get the water. And he used
to water his fig tree with it. Well, it's so Italian.
The water at my house is well water. Oh yeah,
that's kind of cool. Do you guys drink tap water?
I still drink tap water. I don't care. Apparently my
water district has like some of the best water in
the country, so that doesn't come well. And they say
New York City tap water is one of the highest
(05:25):
rated tasting waters, and I only drink tapwater. I don't care.
I drink from the hose too, So I was from
I know where. I know where my well is located,
where the the the pump goes down into the well
to pump the water and drink. I always wonder if
I just peed on top of that, would it eventually
get down to my water and I'm drinking my Pepe
has to science grat Are there still wishing wells? I hope.
(05:51):
So wait, where are you going out with an answer
for a Gandhi? Yeah? What the hell, Nate? So I
just closing doors. Um, so we'll have fifteen hours and
thirty nine minutes of daylight when we're there, so it
is possible to see the Aurora boreals. Oh and apparently
I guess there's some solar storm, so I guess we
(06:12):
might see it. That's what furious George was saying the
other time. This is exciting. I'm excited. Smell farct I
hear that the sun does never never sets, quite like,
it doesn't get completely dark. It only gets dim and
then it comes back up again. Is that year round? Well,
half of the year it's practically dark the entire time,
and the other half of the year it's almost like
(06:33):
we'll find out we'll be there. I'm gonna be freaked out.
I'm not gonna be able to go to bed if
it's gonna We're eating kitten dogs. And when we went
to the Blue Lagoon, there was a lot of hair
in the changing room. So don't look down. I'm not
going to you guys. Everybody, all the tourists go to
the north, the area that Scotty went to I'm telling
you there's a there's an area that you would enjoy.
(06:54):
I'm telling you I don't want to bathe with other people.
And you rubbed this white pream on your face. I
heard the same. How they get the great skin they
rub the It's true. We'll sign me up. I'll be
a first in life. I'm telling you a massage and
the sea salt water is awesome. How long was the massage? Damn?
(07:15):
I want that you show up tight. That was a
year ago. So what else is going on? We're all
going on trips after that? Oh god, yeah, I'm gonna
go see the Blarnie Stone on my way to Dublin
right after we get get off in Cork, Ireland. I
can't wait. And the place where St Patrick is kiss
the Rock of Cashel. You're gonna kiss Themorrow kiss. How
(07:39):
do you spell that? As? It's c A s h
e l the Rock of Cashell spelled again c A
s h e L. It's an Irish thing, you know.
I'm sure you're saying it right, but the way you
say it doesn't sound okay. Well, I don't know. The
trip and then I'm going to Sardinia. Italy and then
I'm going to Lake Como. Excellent. That's make sure you
go to the Black Cat. Where's that it's in, Come on,
(08:03):
it's outside of late Come of the Town restaurant. Yeah,
it's up on the hills. I want to go. It's right,
you're gonna find Cluney. Try to find Cluney. Don't do that.
They have machine guns. Where are you going, Daniel, I'm
going to Well Jersey. But you guys, this is this
has been a tradition every single year since Spencer was
(08:23):
too he's now seventeen. We go to the same hotel
the same week. This is the last week last year
we can do it because he's going to be in
college next year at the same time. So I could
not not, you know what I mean, Like I had
to do it. So I'm coming home early from the cruise.
I'm going to be back on Saturday so that i
can go a head down there. Yes, I'll be good.
(08:45):
Where are you going? Uh? And we're got a place
on the beach for like three days? Is Portugal is
just beautiful? Yeah? I can't wait. We're doing London and
then Prague. We're taking a road trip. We're driving down
(09:06):
to see Froggy in Jacksonville. Yeah, I mean to me,
the road trip is half the fun and like, no,
it isn't. But I love driving and stopping, going to
random places in South of the Border and all that crap.
It's gonna be a good time. There's a chance I'm
going to cross paths with Scary because we're doing Sardinia
and then Paris. Yeah, yeah, so and we are. We're
(09:27):
going to plan to go out to dinner, a couple
of nights, a reservation for four. Hey, did you choose
your hotel in Paris? I gave you a couple of
Suggess you gave me great suggestions are fromd Lydia. Malcolm
gave me some great suggestions as well that lined up
with yours. And Lydia is going to be in Paris
at the same time. I am, so I may see
Lydia over there. We'll be having dinner at his apartment
(09:48):
on El Saint Louis. That sounds so cool an apartment there,
it's the same apartment to stay in. Wait, wait, these
were Elvis suggestions for hotels. Yeah, okay, who's paying? So
funny See that's the thing like when you ask Elvis
first suggestion. He sends you fantastic things and then you
look at the price and you're like, I can't affriend.
(10:10):
I didn't send it to your exactly. No, there's a
little hotel used to be an abbey on Il San Louis,
which is very affordable and it's beautiful, beautiful, And I
asked him for the district, like the little area where
I should go, because there's mal where the game models
can't wait anyway, So yeah, we've got vacations coming up,
(10:32):
so excited. We're out of time. We're out of time. Yep.
Well we just did fifteen minutes of US talking about US. Yeah,
which us US by fifteen minute Morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm h Elvis Rand presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. He's
going to do with that one. You're ready, We're rolling
(00:31):
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Hi. Hello, Hello, there's Gandhi,
and there's Scary and there's Garrett Scotty B's in the house,
and there's Danielle and uh, straighten us. I'm excited for Iceland.
Who's excited for Iceland? If you get there? You know,
(00:54):
the thing about Iceland is when I was there in twelve,
the Iceland people as a whole have the most immaculate
skin I've ever seen in my life because they don't
see a lot of sun. Uh. They all do mud
masks and stuff like that, and they all swim. Swimming
is a huge thing with them. Gosh, we should be
(01:15):
more icelandic We should be. We're gonna stick out like
sore thumbs because of healthy people from New York. Well,
so what do we eat there? Is it all like
whale blubber? They had? So when I was there, I whale,
which was like a I don't minky whale. I don't
even like a whale. I couldn't eat whale. I thought
this was ten years ago, Like no, but I thought
(01:36):
it was like mercury levels were really bad, and well,
I think that might explain the stroke. So I had whale,
had puffin, had puffin to puffin, did great fish? Do
you know what puffin is? You know, I guess what
puffin is. It sounds like a fish. It sounds like
a bird. It's a bird. It's like a two can, right,
it's kind of like, yeah, they're very cute, not that tasty. Um.
(02:02):
And then I also had horse got up. Then I
all said horse, okay, So here's my question. How many
pounds am I going to lose on this thing? Because
my mouth? They have good food and right in town
square that they have a buffle wagon. It's this truck
that has the most awful waffles. Did you have the
hot dogs there, Scott? Yes, I must have kittens. So
(02:27):
like when I got there, people are like, oh, you
gotta try these hot dogs. They're the greatest thing since whatever.
And so we finally got these hot dogs and they're
like the late night food there. Everybody gets these hot
dogs and they have like crispy onions, m alade and
something else. And I eat it and I'm like not
that not that great. I mean, it's just one of
these kind of meat. Was. By the way, when you
(02:52):
buy like merchandise there, if you buy t shirts or
anything in the stores like that, hold onto the receipt
because they give you a tax credit. You have to
go to little tax off us if you take your receipts,
they'll give you money back because you get all across Europe.
You know that, right, No, I've never been to any
other place in Europe. Okay, now you know interesting fat
the v a t because the fat the water there,
(03:15):
all the water is from the ground. It's all geothermal.
So the hot water you get out of the tap
is like straight out of the ground, and it and
it stinks, it smells like sulfur. So you'll take a
hot shower. We're not painting a very nice finished so
you'll take a shower and think there's no way I
got clean because I smell like a fart. But other
(03:38):
than that in eating kitten, but it's hot water straight
out of the ground. And then on top of that,
we kept buying bottled water. And we're buying all this
bottled water because we're Americans and that's what Americans do.
And so finally somebody sizes it, why are you buying
bottled water like well, because we're the water smells funny
coming out of the tap. They go, No, turn it
to the cold it will be the best water you've
ever had. I did. It was the best water I've
(04:01):
ever had in my life because it's straight out of
the ground. We started a shower of cold water because
it's a sulfur in that water. It was just, you know,
we we have into something else about it. There's gonna
be something good about drink. Are we going to be
able to see the Aurora borealis on the ship at night?
(04:22):
You know what? That's that actor used to be in
that show. Yes, Oh that's David bore Let me look,
we see that. It depends on what time of year
it is. We're looking that up. Now, what's scary? No, no, no,
I was going to go into this whole thing about
well water, but I don't want to go down that well. Well, well, okay,
so growing growing up in Brooklyn, I guess you know,
in my my grandmother and my aunt Millie's house, which
(04:44):
is like they were living in there since the nineteen forties,
there was a water shortage at one point, So my
great grandfather dug down deep into the ground and struck water,
so we had well water available. I mean we, I
mean by that's time. We got around to it in
the eighties and nineties. No, it's just it's a different
(05:05):
source of water, and you know, if you go down
far enough you can get the water. And he used
to water his fig tree with it. Well, it's so Italian.
The water at my house is well water. Oh yeah,
that's kind of cool. Do you guys drink tap water?
I still drink tap water. I don't care. Apparently my
water district has like some of the best water in
the country, so that doesn't come well. And they say
New York City tap water is one of the highest
(05:25):
rated tasting waters, and I only drink tapwater. I don't care.
I drink from the hose too, So I was from
I know where. I know where my well is located,
where the the the pump goes down into the well
to pump the water and drink. I always wonder if
I just peed on top of that, would it eventually
get down to my water and I'm drinking my Pepe
has to science grat Are there still wishing wells? I hope.
(05:51):
So wait, where are you going out with an answer
for a Gandhi? Yeah? What the hell, Nate? So I
just closing doors. Um, so we'll have fifteen hours and
thirty nine minutes of daylight when we're there, so it
is possible to see the Aurora boreals. Oh and apparently
I guess there's some solar storm, so I guess we
(06:12):
might see it. That's what furious George was saying the
other time. This is exciting. I'm excited. Smell farct I
hear that the sun does never never sets, quite like,
it doesn't get completely dark. It only gets dim and
then it comes back up again. Is that year round? Well,
half of the year it's practically dark the entire time,
and the other half of the year it's almost like
(06:33):
we'll find out we'll be there. I'm gonna be freaked out.
I'm not gonna be able to go to bed if
it's gonna We're eating kitten dogs. And when we went
to the Blue Lagoon, there was a lot of hair
in the changing room. So don't look down. I'm not
going to you guys. Everybody, all the tourists go to
the north, the area that Scotty went to I'm telling
you there's a there's an area that you would enjoy.
(06:54):
I'm telling you I don't want to bathe with other people.
And you rubbed this white pream on your face. I
heard the same. How they get the great skin they
rub the It's true. We'll sign me up. I'll be
a first in life. I'm telling you a massage and
the sea salt water is awesome. How long was the massage? Damn?
(07:15):
I want that you show up tight. That was a
year ago. So what else is going on? We're all
going on trips after that? Oh god, yeah, I'm gonna
go see the Blarnie Stone on my way to Dublin
right after we get get off in Cork, Ireland. I
can't wait. And the place where St Patrick is kiss
the Rock of Cashel. You're gonna kiss Themorrow kiss. How
(07:39):
do you spell that? As? It's c A s h
e l the Rock of Cashell spelled again c A
s h e L. It's an Irish thing, you know.
I'm sure you're saying it right, but the way you
say it doesn't sound okay. Well, I don't know. The
trip and then I'm going to Sardinia. Italy and then
I'm going to Lake Como. Excellent. That's make sure you
go to the Black Cat. Where's that it's in, Come on,
(08:03):
it's outside of late Come of the Town restaurant. Yeah,
it's up on the hills. I want to go. It's right,
you're gonna find Cluney. Try to find Cluney. Don't do that.
They have machine guns. Where are you going, Daniel, I'm
going to Well Jersey. But you guys, this is this
has been a tradition every single year since Spencer was
(08:23):
too he's now seventeen. We go to the same hotel
the same week. This is the last week last year
we can do it because he's going to be in
college next year at the same time. So I could
not not, you know what I mean, Like I had
to do it. So I'm coming home early from the cruise.
I'm going to be back on Saturday so that i
can go a head down there. Yes, I'll be good.
(08:45):
Where are you going? Uh? And we're got a place
on the beach for like three days? Is Portugal is
just beautiful? Yeah? I can't wait. We're doing London and
then Prague. We're taking a road trip. We're driving down
(09:06):
to see Froggy in Jacksonville. Yeah, I mean to me,
the road trip is half the fun and like, no,
it isn't. But I love driving and stopping, going to
random places in South of the Border and all that crap.
It's gonna be a good time. There's a chance I'm
going to cross paths with Scary because we're doing Sardinia
and then Paris. Yeah, yeah, so and we are. We're
(09:27):
going to plan to go out to dinner, a couple
of nights, a reservation for four. Hey, did you choose
your hotel in Paris? I gave you a couple of
Suggess you gave me great suggestions are fromd Lydia. Malcolm
gave me some great suggestions as well that lined up
with yours. And Lydia is going to be in Paris
at the same time. I am, so I may see
Lydia over there. We'll be having dinner at his apartment
(09:48):
on El Saint Louis. That sounds so cool an apartment there,
it's the same apartment to stay in. Wait, wait, these
were Elvis suggestions for hotels. Yeah, okay, who's paying? So
funny See that's the thing like when you ask Elvis
first suggestion. He sends you fantastic things and then you
look at the price and you're like, I can't affriend.
(10:10):
I didn't send it to your exactly. No, there's a
little hotel used to be an abbey on Il San Louis,
which is very affordable and it's beautiful, beautiful, And I
asked him for the district, like the little area where
I should go, because there's mal where the game models
can't wait anyway, So yeah, we've got vacations coming up,
(10:32):
so excited. We're out of time. We're out of time. Yep.
Well we just did fifteen minutes of US talking about US. Yeah,
which us US by fifteen minute Morning show
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