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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Fine Represents show Gandhi Hi, what is what is that
on your finger? Is that a tattoo? It is not
a tattoo. It is actually a ring that has my
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tattoo on it. It's an ome sign. Let me see it.
Where's that tattoo on you? Uh? It is on the
top right of my butt? Let me see it? Really is?
That's right? So you're running into the almam sign. I
really am. The OLM sign is important to me. Um.
I don't know. I can't exactly a pinpoint why. I mean,
obviously it's very auspicious as far as hind theism goes,
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but it's just something that has always calmed me down.
The sound of it calms me. Um. Yeah, So this
is sort of your lucky charm, and it is my
lucky charm. I don't go anywhere without it, to the
point that I got a tattooed on me because I
used to have to take it off. I used the
word as a necklace how to take it off to
place soccer, and I got stressed out taking it off,
So I was like, I'm just gonna put it on
my body forever. So I get jealous when I find
out that someone has a lucky charm they carry with
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them everywhere, and they have for years. I don't have anything, nothing, no, nothing,
I care with me? Yea, brody, what's up? I got
a question. This symbol you have on your on there
in the back, tattoo you have when you take your
ring off, because you don't have the ring, right, why
would you put it on your ass if it's such
an important symbol. Well, you can't see it and it's
on your ass, because then I can never get sick
of it. They never have to look at it, but
some guy has to. He's fine, alright. So scary the
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tattoo she has on her butt, it's called the um
um m. Yeah, yep, I've heard of it. Scary. Do
you have a lucky charmy carry with you every where
you go? No? But in my car I always have
a statue of the Saint Anthony because my Aunt Milly
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put it in the first car I had, and I
felt like if I did not transfer to every car
thereafter that my car would have been lost or one.
So it is a lucky charm. It's lucky charm, yes,
but it stays in the vehicle. It's always in the
glove box or the spare change compartment. What's gonna happen
when your car gets stolen with it in there? Well,
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then that's a problem. They sell them. Thinking about another
one about you, Brodie, I don't have one, Yeah, Garrett,
do you have one? It's more like, uh, I guess
it's a good luck charm where I eat eggo waffles
before big events. Oh, les's more of a ritual. But
can't we explore that for a second. Why do you
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eat eggo waffles? I think it just calms me down.
I don't know, it just takes me. It's one of
those things, the comfort thing. Before I had my two kids,
before we went to the hospital, I had eggo waffles.
Before I go host any big events, I have Eggo waffles.
So your wife is in labor. But you say, hold on, honey,
I gotta eat my eggo. Yes and no. It wasn't like,
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you know, the baby was popping out right then and there.
We had some time. But it's one of those things
ever since, I was like kids before baseball games, before
big swim meets Ego waffles. You're no, actually now, Danyelle
was very superstitious. I believe, probably more than anyone else
on this show. I have to go in the same
door I went out of. You know, um, I see.
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I actually have two things that I always One is
always in my car, and that's a Pegasus from the
movie Hercules, because when my husband and I first met,
that was one of our first dates. We went to
see Hercules and he bought me a stuffed stuff every car.
Maybe this thing is causing you to crash, I transfer.
And then the other thing I have is called Scooch,
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and he travels with me when we go away. He's
a little teddy bear and Sheldon gave him to me
the night of our wedding because I couldn't stay with
him because if you know, you don't see the person
before you get married whatever, So he gave me scooched.
So what happens if you fly away and you realize
you didn't bring yourself? I freak out. Oh no, I
I have Scooch. We're going away for one day. Scooch
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is already in the suitcase. Like, Scooch is always with
me when we travel. He's so cute, he's blueing o
my god. So if ever Scooch came up missing, that
would be a problem. Okay, there's a bounty out on
scooches head Scooch, do clean Scooch. Scooch doesn't need to
be clean. He's clean. I'm sure. Sound right. I'm gonna
put the SUV black lad on Scooch right about training? Yeah,
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my wallet, I always have my pride and joy is
that which is a picture of pride? Enjoy the cleaning products. Okay,
So the story behind this is when I don't don't
don't yuck my yuma elvis sid means something to you
know what? When I started as an E m T,
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I just somebody made this joke to me and they
pulled this out and I thought it was clever. So
I would have this in my wallet and if somebody
wasn't feeling well and they were in a joking mood,
I would pull this out and make the job make
him feel does it isn't your ring arms? Yeah? I guess.
I never never without it, But I don't really consider
a good luck charm. I just can't, I know, won't
take it off. There you go? Wow, how about you.
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I've made it very clear earlier I don't have one.
I think you have one. You just no, I don't.
I really don't. I don't have anything. No, I have
nothing I hold on to. And you should try my
Eggo waffles with you if I'm going to, you know,
adopt one. I think eating Eggo waffles before important adventus.
What are you eating, Scary everything? I just can't A
bag of Eminem's. Okay, okay, here here's what Scary did earlier.
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We had our friends from Call of Power Pizza out
in the hallway over there, uh, and they were out
there cooking up some incredible Call of Flower based pizza.
So Scary man, oh, I'm gonna run through, and all
the way out the door, his hand went into the
Eminem's and so he was eating Eminem's all the way
to the Call of Flower pizza. That you observed that
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entire show you, I'm gonna get pizza. He hand jammed.
He has been hand jamming those Eminem's all day. He
hand jam's great tea hand jams. You may have feet
goal matter on your hand, and it may be in
other people of hand jams, and there's matter in the bag.
You know, people ham jammed in this country with a
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two twenty years I don't care before someone decided about
ten years ago, don't do that. Nobody's disgusting. Nobody's tombstone says,
here lies a man who died because someone hands Gandhi, Gandhi,
what is your your thought on how times are different?
We are evolving with the things that can hurt us
as far as macterial stuff. So don't you think hand
jamming today is a lot more dangerous than it was
a years ago without a doubt, Like when people say, oh,
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you know, back in the doubt, they used to do
this back in the day. Their average lifespan was like
twenty four. That's why you mean to tell me you
don't know that. You go to a bar and it's
one of those bars that are you know, they put
put out like peanuts, or we went to the sex
club the Vault in New York City. Sex. Yes, hands
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means something else there well, but they served they served
those peanuts on the bar and then people were eating them.
I'm like, oh my god, absolutely not. You had your
hands on your balls. I'm not gonna eat these. In
scary defense, he's never been sick, that's true, true. I
think I just thinking everyone else okay, just because he's
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not getting sick doesn't mean we won't get sick. I'm
not going to eat your breaking hand jam. A girlfriend
of mine in college was a stripper, and she used
to try to convince me to come all the time
to the strip club for lunch because they had great casey.
I will say, I'm not doing I'm not going to
eat a strip club. I will say I had a
Philly cheese staking a strip club one time. It was
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the best je steak I've ever eaten in my entire life.
I still think about the fumes that were wrong, and
it was actually how they got you in there was
it was a weekday lunch thing and the buffet was
like three dollars, but then you end up spending four
hundred dollars on I really took the morning show out
years ago. We took the morning show out to us
a dancer club, and of course they were dancing top less.
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They came over and hey, what do you want to drink?
I said a glass of milk please? They thought I
was totally creepy. Is fine, no, but like if you're
spreading it near my case, I can't eat the case.
Do you remember at that strip club what happened with
that lollipop. Oh no, do we want to talk about that?
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And he stuck it down his ge dring and he
was like do And then one of the our listeners
took the lollipop and oh, no, god, no, are we playing?
Can you top that? Because I can top that? Stories.
I was at a place strip club and the bachelor
was being entertained and the young lady made some ice
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cubes disappear, yes, and then made them reappear into his
cup and he drank it. That takes us to Houston, Texas,
the home of the Salad Sisters trip. They would they
would blow vegetables across the room at each other. I
mean they had cannon forced properties. They would blow vegetables
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across the room out of their private parts. They called
them the salade system. What kind of vegetables are we talking?
Does it fly? I have a lot of questions for
these ladies. I went to remember Lenuva Justine when it
was open. It was an S and M club, but
it was I took my husband there for his birthday.
Once they you paid twenty bucks to do different things.
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So one guy paid twenty bucks and she put a
collar on him and she walked him around, and she
went around licking people's feet. So they come over to
your table and they go, hey, do you like No, no, no,
I don't need anybody look at my faith. Thank you.
But the best thing that I got out of that place,
I got a chocolate shoe filled with chocolate moose a stiletto.
And the waitress who grows one shoe made me lick
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it out of going around licking people's No, he did.
H that's the same play. Where did we make you
get on your hands and knees and eat drink water
out of a bowl? Scary? And okay? So we had
Scary on his on all fours with his head down.
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He had a collar with a chain on the collar
around his neck. He was on his hands and the
drinking water out of a dog ball. And then the
dominatries came over and she stood next to him. She says,
lick my boot, you worm. We ever spent He licked
her boot. I forgot all about that story. What you
guys want with in the vault when the guy was
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there with the egg in his mouth, Yes, yes we were,
and his hands were tied behind us. It's a stranger ship.
Also the vault, they have chain link fences and people
will climb up the chain link fence, like put their
wiener through the fence, and then people on the side
on the other side starts slapping it, like you're slapping
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his win. What do you only thing to do with
My husband when we were dating. At the time we
had started dating, he had no idea what kind of club.
He thought it was a club, and then maybe sex
happened in the corner. He didn't realize that sex was everywhere.
So I'm standing there and there's a guy jerking off
fine around me, and he goes, don't take a step back,
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don't take a step forward, just stay exactly where you are.
He was protecting, and you're like, this is why. Here
was crazy story. At this bachelor party one time and
we had a stripper there and she's like treating the
guys like dirt, right, and the guy's good up because
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guys are stupid. My one friend is drunk and we
all yell degrade, you know, like degrade him. So she
stakes him out in the middle of the floor, takes
him out in the middle of the floor, pulls down
his pants, bends him over, and takes the bubble gum
she was chewing it and puts on his bottle. Bubble
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Bubble makes love. This is why I don't I don't
do well at bachelor parties. The gay guy never likes
the bachelor. I'm sorry. We still playing top this same thoughts.
The party with the ice cubes. She makes ping pong
balls disappear and then has a guy about ten feet
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away with a little miniature whootball bat and she pitched
him and he had to hit him as she was pitching.
Interactive all the Wait a minute, that was apartments for
my mistakes. If you play, If you play tennis, you
know what the lobster is. The lobster machine that blows
the tennis balls across the things. You remember, my friend
used to masturbate with a piece of tailor hams in
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the middle of the Okay, hold on, not a lot
of people don't know what to tailor hand looks like
Taylor Swift. How do you It looks like a big
it's a big tube of pork. Yeah, it's you cut
it in fright in the pan. And you never told
us a story about a friend that did that, so yeah,
we know him. No, he's got in college. He we
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were sitting around talking, and he told us he would
take a piece of Taylor him and he would cut
all in the middle. And he goes, oh, it feels
so good. But I love What are you doing a
podcast with him? Because this is the only time stories
like that come out. It was theater. We were sitting
around the theater. What about you? Gandhi? Any friends masturbate
with Taylor him? Not that I can think of, No,
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But about Taylor Hicks. Actually, I know someone who used
to hook up with him. Really, whatever happened to Taylor Hicks?
No idea it was. It was right after he wont
American Idol and this lady used to fly around with him.
We're like, really, Taylor Hicks, that's a really weird person.
But okay, so yeah, I got you. There are we
still playing? Can you top? When I worked with Chuck E.
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Cheese back in the day, our boss used to rag
about how he would have sex with a cantaloupe and
not tell his wife and give it to it for breakfast.
It's a crime. It's cottage cheese. Honey. I think that
then a crime. I think it's a crime. I don't
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think you're allowed to serve people, you're it was wife,
and apparently she was. But she deserves better than that.
Apparently did you ever ask? All right, is this the grossest?
Is this now? Fifteen minute morning show podcast by were
still playing? Can you tell me? How can we go
from lucky Charms to this? Like Daniel's lucky charm is
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tailor hand glazed? All right, well we're done. I've learned
a lot about you. Okay, what have you learned? Gandhi? Inclosure,
I've learned that you guys party a lot harder than
I thought you did. If you can shoot a vegetable
across the permident, you can be a salad sister as well.
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