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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Presents Minute Morning Show. It's the fifteen Minute Morning
Show podcast. Hi, how y'all doing. I gotta tell you

(00:23):
you guys something At the top of the podcast. I
was talking to a really good friend of mine yesterday,
a good friend of ours, Dennis Clark, right. He says
he gets so much enjoyment every day watching this podcast.
He thinks it's fantastic because everyone looks like they're in
a pretty good mood, except for Brody. Sometimes everyone seems
to be getting along. You know what I think it

(00:47):
is with Brody. I think it's because he's not We're
all pretty much close to our cameras. He's very far
away from his camera, and he always looks like he
doesn't He doesn't like to smile. And I don't think
I don't know why he doesn't like to smile when
he has he's here, you just talk to him. He
could hear why don't you like to smile. I don't

(01:07):
think it's that he's not happy. I think he just
doesn't like to smile. Brodie, I don't I don't know
what to say. Oh God, okay, we're gonna do this.
We're not gonna do this today, are we? Come on?
It's fine. I'm having a conversation. I'm a great podcast.
I'm I know, but I'm serious. Like what like you

(01:29):
always say you don't like your smile, but I don't
understand why you have a beautiful smile. You're great. I
appreciate that. I thank you. I will say, Brodie, I
think I think we kind of wonder how you're doing
sometimes because you don't seem happy sometimes, and we're kind
of concerned about you. You're a friend. We're worried about you.
Call me privately and ask me. But otherwise I'm good.

(01:51):
I'm gonna private today. I'm gonna give him a call
if you really call your privates. My phone still work.
So you look great? Grinning. Now I'm going to today
on David Brode. Is this Brodie's Private? Yes? Are you
getting any work? No? Okay? Good? Okay? But anything? I
don't know, Oh my gosh, you know what? Actually defense

(02:17):
and Brodie's defense. Actually, I absolutely hate my smile as
well too. I don't like smiling. I think I look
like a douche bag when I smile. I don't know
if it looks Sometimes I think it looks for sometimes
I think it looks fake, like I don't like my
smile either, so I understand how Brodie feels. I think
everybody looks better when they're smiling. Almost everybody looks better
than when they're smiling, regardless of what kind of teeth

(02:39):
you have, regardless of anything, just because it's such a
sign of being happy and being People's smile really hard
and it looks uncomfortable, but I think that that's very rare.
Most people just look better when they smile. So, Brodie,
what do you feel about the Doctor Pepper shortage? This
seems to be one of the headlines today. That's why
I'm not smiling. Dr Pepper. It's a it's a travesty,

(03:04):
the travesty, you know what. Dr Pepper is one of
those sodas. You you nailed it, Elvis, you like it,
you don't drink it for ten years, and then if
it's arounded a party, you go, oh, I haven't had
that in a while. You drink it and you go
that's not bad. Then you never drink it again. It's
just exactly, it's not great, it's not bad. It's just
kind of there. I've tried, you know, what shortages. There

(03:26):
was a graham cracker shortage during the pandemic for a while.
Did you guys know that. No, No, there was definitely
a yeast shortage. Brown sugar was in shortage because everyone
was baking. And now all this stuff is back, so
is there So now it's just dr pepper. I think
we can live with that dark pepper. If you know
what I noticed too, there's a watering can shortage. If

(03:47):
you go to buy a watering can because you got
a garden in the backyard and you wanted watering can,
like my mom wanted, you can't find one because everybody
was freaking gardening and they said, we have no more water.
We went to Lows to go get some guarding stuff.
We wanted to get what do they call them, garden boxes?
I don't know what the hell they go. They're the

(04:07):
hottest item in this store. We can't keep them on
the shell. So you're the person to ask today, garden box.
Everybody's home to grab one. We're all locked down just
doing weird stuff. I had a story I wanted to
share with you. Is he went off, Oh, here we go.
The weirdest products that people have been buying during uh

(04:30):
the Rona roller skates and a huge, huge sales spike
in May. Retailers are struggling to keep roller skates in UH.
On the shelves r vs, as you well know, Gandhi
about she's looking for an RV. They're hard to find deals.
Guns are selling very well, and and yeast is still smelling,

(04:54):
selling selling. Rather, people are still baking, baking and shooting
and r V and roller skating. I will never go
I broke my arm roller skating when I was five,
never again, Never have gotten back on roller skates ever
since that in skiing, I broke my life toward my
A c L skiing. Those two things you'll never catch
me doing ever again in my life. Okay, good, good,

(05:16):
all right? Dr Pepper and roller skates? Anything else? Hey?
Is Dr Pepper the soda that makes you burp? Elvis? Yes? Yeah, no,
I get crazy birds with Dr Pepper, so maybe it's
a good thing you won't burp anymore. But Dr Pepper
seems to do it worse than the others for some reason.

(05:36):
That is my earliest memory of Elvis, and it was
long before I started working here. I used to be
one of those contest pigs on the you know, on
the request lines, try to and then we answered the
phone and he was doing the afternoon show and I'm like,
I said, hey, can I hear whatever? Song? It was
Spin Doctors two Princes and you can see you said

(05:58):
you go sure and then you and I'm like oh,
and he goes. Dr Pepperman makes me burp and you
hung up on me. I swear to god that was
the exchange that was last week, that continues that relationship.
Will never ever forget that exchange. Well, but you don't
forget that Elvis right. The first time I met Elvis,

(06:21):
he was wearing underwear on his head. We were at
a party and it was it was like I love phones,
remember love phones at the time or something like that,
and it was a big party and he was having
a good time and he came more to be with
underwear on his head and he said, why don't you
work for my show? And you were doing afternoons at
the time, and I was like, oh, okay, strange person

(06:44):
would underwear on your Head's just going to turn into
the first time I met Elvis. I don't want to,
I don't know anything, but let's go back to Brodie
tells me about your interesting day to day going on. Yeah,
I'm probably gonna go over to the scaries house to
get all my food back before he eats it. Yeah yeah,

(07:07):
the food, the food that I gave him because I
lost power. Yeah, I figured the bags will be much
lighter when I bring him home than when I dropped
them off. All right, how many scary How many um
um um tubs of cozy shut pudding were there when
he dropped it off? There were no they were There
were four containers. There are now two. Okay, appreciation, I

(07:31):
thought you ate like a whole thing. Don't have to
drop your kids off with him, Danielle, He'll eat one
of them. See the text. The text has just came through.
There was a story out today about how a guy
went to a quick check to get coffee and he
threw the coffee at the cashier because he was unhappy

(07:51):
about social distancing or masking. This person says that their
cousin is the douche bag who threw the coffee. Would
you go on, Yeah, it was my cousin through a
coffee and someone you want to get That's the worst
I had. Somebody one time told me about this crazy

(08:12):
Indian man who lived in the neighborhood who would take
walks with his wife and his mistress, and like the
whole neighborhood knew about it, and it was my uncle.
And as he was telling me about it, I was like, yeah,
I know that guy. When there was the two adults
over in Sesame Place, of all places, that that that
beat up a teenager who was working at Sesame Place
because the teenager said, please wear a mask in the park.

(08:34):
You're at Sesame Place, probably next to Disney World, a
very happy place and your soul. Same thing happened that
a King Cullen in Massapequa, Long Island. Did you put
your mask on right here? You know? Like this one
like see belts became mandatory? Was I don't know how

(08:55):
long ago they act the same way. Yeah, same with
motorcycle helmets. One messages on cigarette packs. Yeah, how dare
you trying to protect me? Screw you. You can't make
me strip myself into my cart Titanics going down. You
can't make me wear a life vest. Okay, what in
Disney World, since there's not a lot of people in

(09:17):
the park, you can hear the fights when they break
out all over the park. So they would say, oh,
that's gonna be sad. On Tom Sawyer's Island, they said
they heard a gentleman just screaming and you could hear
it all over the park because there was not a
lot of people in the park. Speaking of Disney, actually,
Lisa and Kayden are heading over there on Thursday morning
and they have cut back hours because the park attendance

(09:40):
has been so low. So Lisa went online because you
have to go online, and it's a two part process.
You buy your tickets and then you have to go
on and reserve your reservation for whatever park. You can
only go to one park per day. You can't park
hop anymore. And so she went on yesterday to reserve
for Thursday. So she wasn't went on Tuesday to reserve
for Thursday, and I was like, hey, you probably should

(10:01):
go on sooner because it may not be available. When
she went on Tuesday afternoon, you could the entire day
was available at any park you wanted to go to
on Wednesday. So there a tenant is super low. So
I'm excited to see exactly what. I don't know. I
think some of the magic is missing. If the people
are missing, it's it's kind of a weird thing. I
don't know. I had a friend that went the other

(10:23):
day and she said the longest line was forty minutes
the Star Wars line and she said that ten to
fifteen minutes were the most. The longest she waited for anything,
said the worst part is that it's very hot and
wearing a mask in the heat is not easy. But
she said it was great. There's nobody there, so you know,
you could be outside. Hey, we have someone on the phone,

(10:45):
the cousin of the douchebag who through the coffee at
the cashier quick check. Let's go say hi Hello. Do
you feel weird about talking about your cousin right now? No,
not at all, because you don't like that. My mom
and sister both texted me the article. I don't know
like our do she cousin did it again and I
was like, oh, well, so wait, so he has a

(11:07):
history of being do she Oh? Yeah, we don't like
that side of my family. Okay, So he went into
a quick check and he for some reason, through coffee
at the cashier and we all know coffee can be
hot right on the container. Yeah, did he get arrested? Um? Well,

(11:27):
this is what I was told from my mom who
talked to his father, was that he was wearing his mask,
but they didn't sit correctly and therefore it wouldn't go
over his nose. And so when they asked him to
co lately, either put your masks on the correct way
or please leave our store, he lost his g D
mind and proceeds to throw his coffee at them because

(11:50):
coffee is hot. And so I'm thinking that that is
kind of that could be something you could be arrested
for it, right they I think when they laftig Big
tracked down his license plate number and then now he's
going to get fined and he might go to jail
for thirty days because of the mask mandate, which I
mean he deserves it if he does. Yes, I agree

(12:11):
that sent his ask to jail a little to keep
him something forties two years old acting like a damn child. Yeah,
you see, that's the thing. It's embarrassing to see these
videos and they're out every day. There's no way to
keep up with them. There's so many of them. People
just act like lunatics. They've lost it, they've completely lost it.
And then so when the other day said, well, you
know this has always been going on. It's just we're

(12:32):
capture capturing these more on video. Now. I really think
that there's more instances now than ever before. People are nuts. Absolutely,
people are taken their entitled like attitudes in like update
to a thousand because they like, well, no one's going
to do anything about it. Now we're in a pandemic.
You're soundings taken. Yeah, well look, thanks for ratting on

(12:52):
your douchebag cousin. I have more stories because you ever
want to hear them. Hold on, it's just not the
dumbest shitties were done. If he done other ship, that's dumb.
Oh they've done other ship, lots of other ship. Okay,
so so let me still this key for y'all. Um,

(13:12):
my cousin, there's two sets of twins. So we have
like one set is him and his sister, and then
they have a younger set of my other swimins another
boy and a girl. Yeah. My other cousin was on
the Real housewaves of New Jersey, like has a little
bit crean role had a little thing with Teresa. Found

(13:33):
out about that a little later. She can address us
also in New Jersey. Yeah, we don't like them. My
other cousin, the same cousin that was on Roney her
you know what that's called. Her nickname was the black
Widow because everyone she got with died. All of them died.

(13:57):
This is a joke, but like she her one fiance
died of a drug overdose in a pool in like
Mexico somewhere because I thought they were getting cocaine, but
they got black tarro and they get all of it
and then he died in the pool. I thought I
was a bad kid, but now I'm good. Oh, now
you're side of the family. I totally get it. Well,

(14:17):
thank you for sharing today, and I hope you have
a great day. Stay safe, and thank you for not
being like the rest of you your cousins. Oh no, no,
I'm the good Yeah, no, we're good. We're good. We're
not crazy. My thank you, have a beautiful day. Wonder
you have it is that the first time we talked

(14:39):
about black Tar heroine on the podcast, listener swore unbleeped
because we never had a listener swear on a podcast.
Oh yeah, have we do it on time Frog? We
are all done? Oh bye? That was ne The fifteen

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minute Morning Show