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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show? Okay,
I need Scottie be for this. No, what's you all
gonna do? Well, we're going to start a banana only

(00:24):
fans account soon. But aside from that, why did you
look at me derisively when I admitted to growing out
my mustache? Well, because you look like you're going to
be starting in a porn in the next couple of weeks.
Is that what you're doing? Kind of the only fans page?
I guess right, well, well, yeah, yeah, what's wrong with
a mustache? Is here he had one at some point.

(00:46):
Derek could grow one out easily, he could Garret could
have one by five o'clock tonight from My dad had
one and I loved it. I in without it. He
didn't look like my dad. Something somewhere went horribly wrong
in the world of growing a mustache. I don't know
if it was either TV or film where mustaches became
associated with your predatory right, whether, but you see I

(01:08):
think it was Ned Flanders and The Simpsons. I think, yeah,
when you grew out of mustache scary you look, you
look creepy, but that's scary two thousands. If I was
if I was around in my twenties in the seventies
or eighties, it would not have been considered creepy. Something
happened along the way, and maybe I really didn't think

(01:30):
of the pop culture event that happened, which then the
world turned on mustache. I agree, I agree? Was there?
I don't know. It's probably that a lot of creepy
guys that got arrested in the seventies and eighties had mustaches,
and so we, you know, associate with them. Nobody walked
around in the seventies and eighties saying that mustaches were creepy.
Otherwise no one would have had them then, because it's
somebody did, and then people got creeped out by it.

(01:53):
So it the pedophile and porn star jokes emerged from
a place of discomfort, and that's why people don't like
it because it right away remind you of a pedophile
or porn Where did that start, though, and why? Why?
Why did all the pedophiles and porn stars all of
a sudden start having mustaches? Hang, Okay, so fads come

(02:15):
and go, right, uh fas fashion changes, But well, fashion changes, right,
and so certain things went out of style, like mustaches
and members only jackets. But the recluse types, the one
that live in the basement, the ones that aren't like
in society, those are the people more likely to keep
the trends of the past, and they kept the mustaches

(02:37):
and the members only jackets. And people watch porn from
previous years when people wore mustaches, so that's why you
still see them, and that's why we associated but porn
guys today don't have mustaches. I mean a couple do.
It gives like old Indian man vibes. That's because you're

(02:59):
Indiana has a billion people and if you go over there,
like a lot of the creepy old uncles, they have
that stash. It's terrible. But then you just said creepy
old uncle, like there's no wholesome man with a mustache
where the town's celings of today. But it's I mean,

(03:20):
he's not creepy, he's such a nice guy. Battle mustaches
are so bad that even Harry Styles couldn't pull it off,
but he tried and and he shoved that thing right. Similarly, um,
body hair is for some reason now associated with being dirty,
like you're not clean because you have body hair. I
don't know why, but this again, one of those things

(03:41):
that in the seventies and eighties, everybody had, you know,
a big giant freaking bush on their chest and down
below and it was not and it was natural and
it was part of, you know, how we all grew up.
I think that's kind of split decision. I think some
people still enjoy body hair and some don't. Right, but
like they're they're came a time in the nineties and

(04:01):
two thousands where it's like, shave everything everywhere, up and
down under arms, like you're sleeping with a little boy.
If a guy is totally shaven. What happened because of
porn porn industries, their act their female actresses shave completely
so that the camera could see more what's going on.
And then we picked it up from porn. But when

(04:23):
did we become associated with oh my god, you're not clean.
That's what I want to know, because it has a
stigma now. I don't know. Maybe you guys should just
do it and see how much your ladies like it.
I don't know. I'm starting to get hair where I
don't want hair problem, where I'm getting it in my

(04:43):
ear and on my back. I don't want it at
either of those places, and my nose is starting to
get a little furry to I was like, just planet,
But isn't it light because you're a light you have
light hair, so no, it's not. It's like darker hair.
And I'm like, I've never had dark hair in my
entire life? How is it happening now? I got I
had one in my ear the other day. It was
like an inch long? Where did that? And it's just

(05:05):
it's just one right, and it's just like, how does
the one decide? You know what? I'm gonna start growing now?
I had like one piece growing out of my cheeks.
Long hair. I'm like like overnight that It's like I'm
just sprout yeah that I have one of those on
my like my my sideburns. And I'm like I don't understand,
Like how do I not notice it all the time

(05:26):
that same thing? Like is it just it just it
doesn't make sense. Yeah, I had on my forearm, I
shoot you not. This thing was three inches long. It
was like this on my forum. I'm like, how did
I not notice this? It to pop out of nowhere?
I think it does. I think our bodies have a
sense of humor and they're like hair in a crazy

(05:46):
place and it's just gonna pop up overnight, and then
it's going to be embarrassing when someone says, Nate, what
is that on your nippets? Only want to get super eyebrow?
Am I? When you get that one, it's the same.
I've almost been like ended by it for a few times.
That's mad scientific. No, No, he gets this one eyebrow
from time to time. That just like it literally is

(06:08):
like out here, like almost like you're watching four D
and and and it hits you right in the face. Okay, alright,
So Danielle, if let's say Sheldon. Does Sheldon have a
lot of body here? He has? I mean he has hair.
It's not like, oh my gosh, he has so much hair.
Has he ever shaved like his chest? He doesn't have to,
He's not crazy. He's got perfect amount there. Well, here's

(06:28):
the thing, like fat dad bods like mine shaved show
a scotty base shaved stomach, well not look good. Shave yeah,
give yourself such a shitty like setup. No, but if
I shave it completely, it looks stupid. Yeah, I know
what you mean, because I'm starting to get there too.
He has he been making fun of me in my stomach.

(06:49):
That's fine that there are some people that have like
the werewolf right here, Like it's so much hair and
it's so dark. Yeah, Alexagr I call him out, our
sales guy, his pH number. He is. He is one
hairy guy. Have you noticed that? Like when he has

(07:12):
you can tell when he's wearing a crew neck T
shirt and you can still see the hair popping out
putout his shirt on. And I don't remember going like
at the pool when we do that day, he was
wearing a sweater but he didn't have a shirt on.
Oh my gosh. I used to work with a guy
who would sit there and talk shit about women being
anything but completely like hairless everywhere. As he had hair

(07:35):
coming out of the top of his shirt in the back.
I was like, I come on, man, you can't have
that double standard. Leave it alone. I don't know, I
feel like you've got to draw. You know. The one
thing I will say is universally unattractive. You may disagree
with me, is harry backs. When a guy has a
hairy back. I'm sure no woman wants that, right, I
have encountered it. It's not something that I desire, but

(07:58):
if I really love someone and they were like hot
and had a great personality, and the one thing about
them once they had a harry back. Whatever, I'll shave
it for you. It's fine, deliver. You can't save it
because live with it because the other stuff's okay. I
might have a harry back. I have no idea about
a harry But who's got a Harry? But? Wait? Everyone
doesn't Scary, you want to do the podcast for what

(08:24):
you're about to ask, as long as you're aware that
I don't. I'm aware, I'm away. We've got to pay off.
You got off. It has nothing to do with what
we're talking about now, is it it does? You can't
do that, Brody, you can't do that. Texting. Scary is

(08:45):
the one that doesn't want to say it no because
it doesn't mean anything. But for a lot of people
are saying that the phone tap we're playing right now
is the wrong one, not from the one we played
this morning, it's from last week. It's from last week.
Why did we do that? Did he not like the
first one we've played today? Who funked it up? To

(09:06):
seek it on a podcast that only thousands here? When
millions of hearing the wrong podcast the wrong phones. All right,
so we'll we'll correct it tomorrow. We'll figure it out.
We're live with live without a net, so it's no
big deal. Here's my question, the why instead of just
like texting that too scary, you're putting it in there
calling him out. I didn't call him out. I said podcast,

(09:32):
you didn't and they were talking about him. No, he
did not that. There's nothing the guy can do. He's
not sitting on a time machine, can't go backwards. And
now we've brought it onto a podcast unnecessarily. I mean,
he's eating up a good two minutes that. But Verry
brought it on the air, on the net in this forum.

(09:56):
Why do you keep saying forum is because it's a
public um, let's let's call somebody else at who else
sucked up today? Day? Do you hear my stomach growling?
I'm going to get blood work in a couple of
minutes for like you know, che is just to check up,

(10:16):
and my stomach is like, looks out of fast. You're
a freaking monster. You're because I've been hearing your stomach,
I mean just regularly now and the instant I hear
Daniell goes that's my stomach. Honestly, there's something living in there.
What's the first thing you're gonna eat post blood work?

(10:37):
So I packed a strawberry granola bar because I think,
well because as soon as they pulled the blood, I'm
gonna eat it. But I'm gonna go get something on
the way home. I just don't know what yet. See
what I pass? Maybe McDonald's. Okay, alright, alright, anybody else
have anything? What's wrong, Scotty? Nothing, Scotty, Why does it
look like you're grabbing you junk over there? I'm not.

(10:57):
My junk is way further down. But you're like this, Scott.
He's doing his only fans now because you're talking about
stuff I don't like to hear, and I'm just backed up,
that's all you don't like. I show you guys something
on Show and Tell that might be kind of funny. Yes.
So I was walking down the street the other day.
I see a guy that has on a sweatshirt. The
sweatshirt says live fast, Eat ass, and it has two
bunnies on it that are depicting. In case you don't

(11:20):
believe that he's talking about eating ass, he's eating ask okay,
when you explain that to me. I have seen it
where it's the chocolate bunnies, you know, the stereotypical chocolate
bunny outline, and somebody's eating the ass, and it's like, okay,
I get that, it's kind of funny, but that is
bunny straight up. Yeah, what do they call that? And

(11:40):
it's like buddling budding. Take a picture of this guy right,
and then I look at the picture his dog caught me.
Look at this judging ass dog. We went from ass
hair to hair ass. That's a pretty good podcast. I
was dropping Andrew off on Friday. I've never seen this before,

(12:02):
so I dropped him off and he he was walking home.
He probably missed this guy, maybe about by twenty seconds.
A guy just whips out his junk and starts peeing
on a tree. Human like a human, not an animal. Human.
So I'm sitting, I'm at a red light, I'm stuck,
and the guy's literally peeing right in front of me.
So this guy had to walk by Andrew, and at
any given point, if Andrew just like fumbled his bag

(12:24):
in my car, he would have been walking straight into
a guy peeing on a tree. I thought with my
mom on canal street this weekend, just whipped it out. Now,
to be fair, he was considerate and peeing into a sewer. Okay, cool?
And then are you guys like me at all? I
know I'm I think I'm probably the worst about it.
But do you stop people from sitting on your furniture

(12:44):
when they walk in from outside? I'm like, not your
subway clothes. I'll like run and put a blanket down.
So yeah, I can think of it this way, right,
So you're on let's say you take a train, you're
on the subway. I'm wearing these jeans, this sweatshirt, it's
got all these are real, it's got all this what's

(13:05):
all over it? Then I sit on my couch. I
get it all over my couch. Then I decide, Oh,
I wake up in the morning and I said, on
my couch and pajamas, take it into my bed. You
all are nuts? You have? How long does that that?
Those Germans don't laugh? That they last forever? I know it.
And where was the last time you saw a cause
of death subway seat? How? We don't know? It's so

(13:28):
I haven't on an airplane, though I will. I like
to change my clothes after I get off the airplane,
and I think the train has more butt traffic and
stuff and the shortcles and all that than the plane does.
I think the solution is you to wear two pairs
of pants. You have your subway pants over your regular pants,
and then you just take your pants off when you
get some outside clothes cannot come inside. I mean, I've
heard of shoes. So you made your parents take their

(13:50):
pants off. Oh so they have clothing at my house
because they're the same way they grew up in India
in Bombay, it was as soon as you came home,
you change your clothes. As soon as you should talk
about this on Yeah, it's it's like it runs in
my family. This whole thing is like, but it's only
public transportation, Like, you don't do that when you get
home from work, right if you take a private like

(14:10):
if it's scary drives you right now, I wouldn't do it,
Like if scary drivers carr pretty clean vexed suit in
his car and take that off when you get Yeah,
but I mean, like I don't wash my jeans every
single time I wear them. So there's a chance that
these jeans somewhere right now may have been on the
path train this weekend, so I just as soon as

(14:31):
I walk in the house, everything comes off and you're
like one step closer to becoming your father every day.
And that's all the time we have for today, So
thanks ever, buddy, Thank you guys. Bye bye bye fifteen
minute morning Show

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