Hanging with Danielle's Son Spencer

We start the week off by getting to know Danielle's son. Froggy takes a pole of who did it over the weekend!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present morning show. I'll do it. What up to everyone?
I'm gonna see how long we can all stand here
until someone said something, and you know what, I screw it.

(00:24):
I'm just gonna start it because once you started, then
you know the balls rolling? So all right, Well, what's
your topic, Garrett? Oh? Does that come with it? Do?
I was? I was just getting the ball rolling? Uh?
What you do this weekend? Can I tell you, guys
why I think Scotty b is a butthole. Scotty is

(00:45):
a rude human being? Why do you? Okay? Yeah? So
I love his dog, Sawyer. I think he's beautiful. And
he'll send me pictures of Sawyer. What's going on in
Sawyer's life? And I got my new little veil Chameleon
over the weekend and I posted a video. Scotty immediately
sent me a video of his dog and his wife
and I was like, oh, so you're so perfect. Look

(01:06):
at this. I sent him my lizard. He wrote back
you that thing is homely. I was like, excuse you, Scott,
don't insult my new baby. He's so cute, he's adorable.
Scotty was like, no, that things hideous. Then this morning
he texted me that he was sorry. He didn't realize
it was my lizard. He just thought was a lizard,
so it was okay to insult it. It's okay, now,

(01:26):
it's okay. Yeah, he loves it. It doesn't feel bad, Scottie.
This is where he thinks he's gonna talk to us.
But is it fair to is that okay? No? I

(01:47):
mean I've seen okay to say some babies aren't cute.
I think that's fine. But when it comes to animals,
don't be rude. That is true. Okay, we're getting read
with that. A dancing baby veiled chameleon is very adorable.
I even put him to like all kinds of different music.
That is what I did this weekend. I tried to
make convince I thought it was really cute. He's adorable,

(02:10):
thanks Danielle. But I love the way he backtracks, like
because he thought it was somebody else's it's okay to
insult it. But yeah, oh it's Gandhi's kids. Okay, Sorry,
that kid's great. I would have thought I would have
thought it would have been scary that said the thing
because he doesn't know about pets at all, he's never

(02:31):
owned the pet anything. I really yea, yeah, have you
ever had a goldfish anything? Scary? I had gold I
had Goldie the goldfish and the six sisters um seven goldfish.
They last five year? Uh, and that was the end
because I never got them a real tank. I got
one of those plastic things you win at the festival.

(02:51):
What did they taste like? What they taste like? Scary
just lasted about a year and then they died. Feed
the tetramit the touch him in chips every morning. It's
good for goldfish, I think us. Ask Scotty, now, why
were you so rude about Gandhi's lizard? Nice? I thought

(03:13):
it was kind of cool that I was doing a
TikTok dance. You know. That's that's what the viminal looked
like to me. But I didn't know it was hers.
If I knew it was hers, I would not have
said that. I've done that to somebody before. About clothing,
somebody's like, has shown me a shirt and I'll go
that thing is hideous, and they go, oh great, I
have that. I go, well, it probably looks good on you,
but because you got track, it looks better on you.

(03:35):
It's really cute, good looking thing. Thing, good looking thing.
Oh my god, that thing is family like you are.
I will never talk badly about him, gandhi, can you
put it on camera now? Yeah? I mean he's a chameleon,
so he might be kind of tough to see. But
hold on, guys, hear how many colors does he change?

(03:59):
You can hear? Maybe somebody else can answer that thing
is always green. I don't know. Well, there he is.
You see him down there? Yeah? Blending in the is
he you can't see him? Daniels like. Daniels like, hey,
he's right there, and Ghani just says he can't He was, No,

(04:19):
you could see him. I saw he was right in
the middle of all there, wasn't he an all in
the middle of all of the like in Yeah, yeah,
I think that's where he usually hangs out. But I
didn't see him, Thank you. I did see pet. You
can't see if you have a pet. If you have
a pet you can't see, then how do you even
know you have it? Why don't you just pretend you

(04:40):
have it and just say it's hiding? Well, you can
see him. He changes colors depending on how he's a feeling,
which is so fascinating because he falls asleep and he
changes colors. He glows in the dark. You know what mean? Yeah,
so apparently his color that he is right now, that
like green, green, like the leaves. He's happy, he's content,
he's okay. I mean, I don't want to be seen,

(05:04):
leave me alone. If he gets dark, like a blackish color,
unless he's trying to hunt, they say that he's stressed
out and you should pay attention to what's going on.
It could be a temperature thing, all kinds of other
stuff going on. Wait, when are you seeing your your
chameleons like a mood ring. It's like a mood ring. Yes,
it is, totally. It's like a what color does he
turn when he doesn't want you to funk with him?

(05:28):
So he'll either go black or They say if they're overstimulated,
sometimes they can turn bright red or bright blue. I've
had things turn red when they're over stimulated before, and
blue when it doesn't get resolved. Sickest guys guys talking
about your penis? Yes, yes, thank you, Garrott. Froggy's got

(05:50):
a I almost said the same thing, almost said penis,
and then I realized, I don't know if you can
see my son is standard, so he no. He comes
in during the morning show and he says, ma, I
want to play FIFA on the PS four and Mike, well,
I'm doing a show. He goes, well, if I turned
the volume down and I sit in the corner, So

(06:12):
this is going on right now, I don't know you
can see Fifa. He's playing FIFA in the corner. How
how old is Spencer? He'll be fifteen tomorrow. He's heard
the word penis. Trust me, I know, shut up? How
great was it? Danielle goes, speaking of penis, my son

(06:34):
is here. You didn't mean it like that, than trust me? No, no,
he doesn't. He doesn't have a body meth like his mother.
How did day going? Because based off of your hair
right now, it only means that you've been stressed. Here's
the problem. I showered last night and I didn't put
on I don't know what you would call it ankerchief

(06:58):
and rag. I mean, I didn't put one on last night.
So when I woke up, my hair was doing this.
And now I know what it's like to have long
hair as a girl because I cannot get a brush
through it at So I don't know what do I
have to do now? I got I gotta get a
detang or something. Yeah, detangler or spraying conditioner or something
something good like that. No, it looks good. I'm telling you, guys,

(07:24):
man bunn by Christmas. I know I've said it before,
but this is do it? Did you did you have
to do it last night? Right now? Uh? No? We
did it for Friday and Saturday? Is it wrong that
I get really sad when you ask people if they
did it and they say no. I'm like, oh, Fronnie,

(07:47):
why are you asking? By the way, why did you
want to? Actually? You know what, I want to go around.
I want to go around the zoom room here, scary.
Did you have any sex over the weekend? Whatsoever? No? None? Okay,
daniel do you have sex over the weekend at all?
Going into the weekend, right before the weekend, it's not
the weekend? Okay, Gandhi, did you have sex over the weekend? Yes? Okay?

(08:08):
And Nate did you have sex over the weekend? Twice? Twice? Garrette?
You have sex over the weekend? Okay? Brodie, okay, you
did Brodie? Did you have sex over the weekend? Danielle,
can you answer that for me? No, he didn't. Let's
hold on, Lisa, did you have sex over the weekend?
No sex? Yes? Yeses Froggy said yes, no, I wish no,

(08:36):
not happening, noe so Nate twice Friday and Saturday. See,
that's why I'm pushing off this whole marriage thing, because
I feel like, once you get married, it becomes less
and less frequent. Is that the case? It's just I
think it depends. I think it just depends on your
mood and how tired you are with kids coming. Once
you have kids, I'll tell you it is definitely a bit,

(09:01):
a little bit. Well, let's ask him why. No, he doesn't.
He doesn't know what we're talking about in the background,
doesn't know what shut up? Scary shut up. By the way,
he's learning a little too much by listening to the
Brooklyn Boys podcast every day. What is he hold on, Danielle, Danyelle,

(09:25):
what does he think about scary trying to s his
own d I don't know. He's listening in order, so
he's not up to Yes, that's gonna be awesome, Danielle.
Give him headphones. Your hair can be like his soon. Yes, dude,
he's here, Danielle. Daniel you're give him both headphones, so

(09:48):
you can't control what we ask him. Okay, here we
go ask away. Okay, how you doing, buddy? Hey? What's up?
We hear you're a fan of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
I love that. What have you learned? If there's one thing,
that one takeaway that you've had from hearing the show,
what would that be that you either learned or it
was like, oh okay, that's interesting. It's free dessert. You

(10:11):
can't like not take or you can't just allow them
to give you what the what you what they owe you?
You gotta get what else you need? Even love them exactly?
Even is not even? Is it? Do you think that
it's scary and Brodie or Brodian scary? He scy Oh my, honestly, yeah,

(10:37):
probably Brodi and scary. I just feel like it sounds better.
What sexual thing did you take away from our podcast? Gross?
I have no clue that your old creepy uncles are
talking about sex to you or remember much like that,

(10:58):
though I don't. What's the worst than gret what's the
worst word you've ever said that your mom doesn't know
you've said? What letter does it start with? And did
you learn it from us. Dude. Uh, honestly, I don't
really say that many bad things bad words, he really,
at least not in front of me. Spencer. What was
the last thing? What was the last thing mom yelled

(11:19):
at you about playing FIFA? Well, she's on the what
she's playing on the radio? Spence? What was the what
was the worst word you heard your mom say? Oh, dude,
ord Yeah, all of that, all of it, Spencer. Did
you see the video of your mom driving in my

(11:39):
neighborhood this weekend? I did, and I was I was
going to ask you why is my mom in Florida? Hey, Spence, Spence,
did you know your parents did it on Friday Thursday?
It was? And then you can go away if you want,

(12:01):
sus since you guys are so creepy, um, Spencer, who
is your mom's favorite coworker, favorite member of the show?
WHOA list them all in order? Order? Look, dude, I
don't even know. I mean start with the most and
then you go to the one more time. I know

(12:23):
That's all I say. But uh no, she just likes,
she loves talking about all of you all the time,
like all I wish you're good things about all of
you you're such a diplomat. I like your style. Thanks
for coming on the pod. Can I ask him one more?
Can I ask him one more question? One more? No, No,
it's no, that's not Your mom always refers to your

(12:44):
younger brother as my little man, right, yeah, does she
call you like the big boy? What's her nickname for you?
What is your nickname for men? Yeah? Yeah, that's really it.
I mean, honestly, that's it. Nothing else, just yeah, my
little man is my brother, and then I'm nothing. You know,

(13:05):
you don't I don't know, you know. I love you.
You're my firstborn. A bad word, she said, askedhole a
minute ago? Yeah, exactly thirty seconds ago. What happened, FIFA?
Did you press pause on the game? Can you still playing?

(13:26):
Though they keep you? I don't know why, I don't
know how they Are you done with him? Please? I
think I think to get off the stands. Get off
the stand now, Okay, good bye? I love you, pay FIFA. Hey, Brodie,
something happened to me over the weekend and I brought

(13:47):
your name up. We were at lunch and I ordered
a salad with the dressing on the side, and they
brought the salad with the dressing on it, and I
just ate it because I don't care. So my wife said,
wasn't the dressing supposed to be on the side. I'm like, yes, Brodie,
it was supposed to be on the side, but it's okay.
And she said, why did brod Brodie say would be
getting free dessert and we'd be getting some other crap

(14:09):
because Brodie was well, at the very least you'd asked
him to bring the salad again without the dressing. I
was hungry. I think, can I just say one thing
about this? I think that it is very much a
guy versus a girl thing. Brodie is one of the
only men I know who will actually stand up for

(14:29):
himself in a situation like that. Every other man I know,
including the ones I date, they get something wrong and
they're just like whatever, I don't care, even if it's
at a fancy steakhouse, and that makes me insane. I'm like, no,
you said rare. That is well, you're paying a lot
of money for it, and it told make a big deal.
And I know, Gandhi, you were there when I was.
We were with Scary and Brodie, and Brody was the

(14:51):
only one at the table. Scary didn't do it. Things
were wrong, and Brodie made sure I got money back,
and he wouldn't leave until I got money back because
he knew what was on. Scary. He's like, I'm going
to get a car. I'm going to get a car
going in the uber. You're on your own. I got
money back. Yeah, scary. They screwed up fifteen things for dinner.

(15:14):
They ruined everything, and you're embarrassed for us, she'd be
embarrassed for them. Well, I think the best way to
finish this is a scary a Scottian and Nate can
have their shot and will end. We'll end on that.
Cheers that kind of a shot. Cheers. The fifteen Minute

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