Having a Kegger while Parents Are Away

Maddison's parents are leaving her alone for a week, so Garrett calls her with info on the fake party she'll be throwing.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap?
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap about?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
So Madison wanted to play a phone tap on her parents. Now,
Madison's parents are getting ready to go away on vacation
for a week without her, leaving her behind because you know,
they just want to get away. So Madison thought, why
not scare her parents a little before they go on vacation.
So I'm going to start the call thinking I'm talking
to Madison, really knowing I'm talking to her parents, and
I'm throwing the part.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Parents don't like this. Yes, all right, let's see what
happens in Garrett's phone tap. You know, Madison is Ryan.
I just talked to the guy. He can get us
two kegs for Saturday night. It's only going to be
about two hundred bucks, so I'm not that bad. He's
given us a deal. So what I need from you
is you're right, I'm sorry, I'm quiet. My parents are upstairs.

(00:47):
I just need you to call me as soon as
your parents are gone so I can get the kegs
right over the house and we can put them on
nights before everyone gets over. Right, you feel all right?
I'm guessing around like anywhere from fifty to one hundred people.
So I got enough ky and a baby pool that
we could definitely do the wrestling matches. So I just
need to get some tark from you out of your mind.

(01:10):
That is not happening in my house. I will tell
you right now. What Why? Because I'm her mother? You idiot?
Oh what the hell are you? I can't hear you.
My cell phone's breaking up. Excuse me, No, I want
to get to the bottom of this right now. No, no,
no worries myself is not going to be a party

(01:32):
at my house. I'm telling you right now. I think
I have the wrong number I was. I was looking
to call Madison. I'm sorry. Yeah, I am Madison's mother.
Thank you very much. Oh man, can you just tell
maybe possibly your parents. Let me talk to your parents
right now. They went away for a few a few weeks.
I'll be in touch with them. Who the hell are you?

(01:52):
Have I ever met you before?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Have you ever been to my house?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I haven't. No, No, I feel like I'm calling BF
on that one. I will find out who you are,
and I will make sure your parents know what kind
of juvenile the link what you are, and what.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Kind of sucks you're putting in my daughter's set.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I can't hear you. Yeah, you can hear me. No,
I can't hear you, crystal clear. I got I gotta go.
You gotta stay on this phone. Sign up up, Yes, Matt,
send you there. Yeah, all right, I just hung up
on your mom. How far are you away from your
house right now? I'm like just around the corner. I'm
on my way. Listen, I want you to go through the

(02:25):
front door, but put your phone like by your side,
hold it as if, like you know, you're not using it,
so we can record the conversation with your mom. Okay,
where the hell have you been? I was just out,
Well you weren't keep out? What have you been planning
for the whole weekend? When he's talking about I just
got a phone call from some kid? How about about

(02:47):
Chad's and Ky Jelly and Redlands and you're doing it
all at our house? Your idiot friend on the phone
gave your whole plan away. Just so you know it
was probably just a joke. Well, I'm up into play.
Had a party as a joke, that's half and I
He said there was going to be two hundred table
at this out. Now I have to cancel the crowds

(03:07):
because of you, because I have to stay home and
bebby said a dummy. It's just gonna be a couple,
like just a couple of friends. It's not gonna it
wasn't gonna be a human party.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Boom, Why is hey?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Why jelly coming into my house? I have a crystal
collection and over there. It's not gonna be a big deal.
Not a big deal for this house. We're not gonna
let you destroy it. One medisine. Yes, put the phone
up to your mom's ear. Hello, Karen, my name's My
name's Karen from called earlier. Oh no, no, no, no, no no, Karen,

(03:42):
carry on the phone right now. I'm calling your bad
You just got phone tapped. What holy oh my god.
You know that he gave me an actual hot A
tap phone tap