High School Self

Nate and Danielle start talking about what they were like in high school. Greg T, Brody and Skeery join in later!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, Danielle, let's just you and me, screw these other people.
It's a fifteen minute morning show with Daniell and Date.
Because everybody's running around. So there's there, there's poland Spring
that just showed up. There are a client of ours,
Spring and so everybody has meetings with them. Apparently Greg
T is shoving chopsticks in his nose someplace. Yeah, I
don't exactly know. He said, what do you think the

(00:20):
world record is for holding chopsticks in your nose? And
then he brought up that old show with Jack Tripper,
who is his company. He ran in here and he goes, hey,
how long could each of you shove chopsticks in your
nose for? I go, we never tried, Like, I don't
know the answer to that. Yeah, I'm Greg T is
just we're talking about Greg T and shoving chopsticks up

(00:42):
his nose. He ran in here and asked how long
could somebody shove a chop stick up their nose and
hold it for. I'm going to tell him the record
is three days, so he'll try to beat it. You know.
We actually had a conversation Andrew and I did with
the Guinness Book of World records to figure out a
record that Greg t could try and break that'd be cool,
and uh, we came up that. It came up with
the fact that we're going to do a thirty second record,

(01:05):
so the most things done in thirty sevens. I don't
exactly know what that will be. I think there's a
lot of options. What was breaking eggs on your head?
I don't really see the what's the record? I mean,
who cares? And I don't think it's about anybody caring.
I think it's just about breaking the record. I think
people do that. They go, let me see what I
can do. I'll try to beat it. So if you

(01:26):
had a thousand crates of eggs thrown off a roof
and they hit on your head, you'd win. But I
think the Guinness Book of World Records, I think was
originally started for things like the tallest person, fastest animal.
Now it's just how many people can tap dance with
a chicken on their head in the street, But people
do it. Do you think you could break a record? No? Not,

(01:48):
most complaints filed. Can I tell you something? Uh, there's
a new Twitter account that was created this week and
it's something to the effect of um, it's it's uh
pissed Brody off with pictures of scallions on Twitter because
you hate scallions, and so every day now they send
me a picture of scallions speaking of me complaining. Was

(02:12):
really the point I wanted to come in. I wanted
to be a port Where are the chopsticks you're gonna
shove up your nose? No, I don't have them. It
was just an idea. I was just curious. So, Brodie,
did you ever see it when when there's a show
Three's Company a long time ago, well, nice reference, and
this guy Jack Tripper who was the character who was
who played by John Rinner John Rinner, and I happen

(02:35):
to see it online. I don't know, maybe my YouTube
came up. I forget how I saw it, but anyway,
he had chopsticks up his nose. So I walked in
and I'm like, huh, I wonder how long you guys
can hold chopsticks up your nostrils? Why don't you try it?
Maybe I will. I'm gonna give it a t there's
a pair of chopsticks, and man, me and my big

(02:57):
get him. Do you know my our friends from the
portable playoffs? They broke the Guinness Book for Records just
recently for the longest beated necklace. So there is the
world record for lot Cares Cares. That's for a charity.
I mean we could take a you know, longest podcast.
I can do something like that. So the highest distance

(03:18):
to drop an egg without breaking that, there's a Guinness
World record for that. Well, people throw the egg. There's
I've seen it where they throw the egg for like
yards and they catch it and cradle it. It doesn't break.
Can you imagine you had the record like you you
spend on a thirty years growing your fingernails and you
get the record and then like a week later someone
breaks it, like you wasted thirty years of your life.

(03:40):
Also speaking Aguiness Book World Record, just a sidetrack for
a second. It always reminds me of Rippley's Believe It
or Not? Right now. Ripley's Believe It or Not has
these incredible amazing things. But if you think about it,
which people don't think about the name. They're not saying
it's true, they're saying believe it or not. But people go,
did you see on that Ripley's the guy who's swallowed
a shark? Like No, they're telling you a story, and

(04:05):
they're saying believe it or not in their name to
be right, but in their name it says we can
be shooting you. Believe it or not. We don't care.
You're like, it's real. It's like news these things, wasn't it.
Ripley got like a real wacky guy. So you mean
one of the things I saw Ripley's believe it or not,
We're not. That's correct. They're not all real, no way.

(04:28):
They tell you, like the bearded lady. But some of
it is like believe it or not. The name tells you.
But to me that that is that suggests believe it.
Whether you believe it or not. It's true. What they're
saying is believe it or not. You don't have to
believe it because some of it's not real. Yeah, it

(04:49):
was just an attraction to get somebody in and pay
I don't know fifty cents at the time to go
see you. All right? Great? You got those chop sticks?
You got is doing with chops? You just walked in?
You want to tell him if I feel free to
reset the I can't wait to hear this. I didn't
want to do that. I want to hear it again.

(05:10):
I specified that this was an old TV show. So
on this old TV show which remain nameless. No, it's
just it's called three Company. It's not a bad thing.
It's called three Company. We'll talk about soap next thing. Anyway,
there was a character on Three's Company by the name
of John uh Jack Tripper, who was played by the

(05:31):
late John Ritter, and I happen to see it today
on my computer about him holding chopsticks in his nostrils,
and I just dont on me. How long could a
person hold chopsticks in their nose? So was this on
an episode of Three's Company. I wasn't watching Three Company.
It was the episode where there was some miscommunication and
somebody heard something wrong. I didn't want to. Nate was

(05:55):
the one that said it. Since Elvis isn't here, and
Nate is right man, she said, who do you think?
You just think you could do it? Why don't you
try it? T all right, let's try wants to trapter
me with the same chopsticks? Yeah, oh so great. Tea
is inserting a chop, a wooden chop stick up his note.
I don't think you're supposed to do Hold on, I

(06:16):
gotta get this. I gotta get close to How far
is it in there? That's a solid two inches, that's
what she said. The clock start the clock. Well, okay,
all right, there's no experts here. There's nobody to verify
my nose. Oh god, okay, how long? How long have
you been? About twelve seconds? Why did you put the

(06:36):
fatter end in? That's why? How Dr Trevor? You don't
remember the way he sharpened it? Did you see him
sharpening the There was there was a lot of Now
they're in there? Good? How good? Now? If you could
go all day, this could be why he died so young.
It doesn't kind of look like okay, he looks like
he looks like the walterce in the Geico commercial with

(06:59):
the Walters is a goaling some one fair commercial. Now
he loves like thee Americas got talent on the name,
and they're not being pretty good. I can go all
day now like that. You're almost talking to do a
dance with them in your nose? And could you break
the record for most times taking the nostrils from your
nose and every half hour putting him in your butt
and then switching back putting your nose I think you
could probably break that record. I can do that. What

(07:20):
other orifice can you stick those in? Greg takes? I
can do it. I can definitely. What is an orifice
I can do in my rear? I can do it
Inna take blood on that one. Oh my god, that scary.
Get the blood. Get the blood of video. I really
do blood. There's blood on the stick. I'm not putting

(07:42):
that on my video that I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna
lose followers. It's not it's not you can see it. Stop,
it's stop. It's stopped. It is Oh, he didn't break
a record, he broke a vessel. Kids, don't try this

(08:02):
at home. Don't dig in there. I'm not. I'm trying
to stop the blood. Why is it bleeding because you're
punctured something. See this is how I know I couldn't
host the show. The first time I have the stunt
guy do something always kills himself. Yeah. Wait a minute,
you were a stunt guy on your show back in
a day. Do that? What was the worst thing you did?
Danger was danger? I drew blindfolded, like legit blind? Did

(08:26):
you do that? Did they do you? Definitely did it
before you? Yeah, exactly, probably two thousand three. You say
you steal everything, man, everything steal? Did it before you?
Because I was the best street guy in the whole world.
Everybody stole my idea? Can I talk about his great ideas?
So there was a kid um in Iowa that I

(08:50):
forgot what show he was on, but he was a
stunt kid and he used to go on the website
every day and see what stunts he had. It was no, no,
it was Ken. It was some kid named crazy Ken
in Iowa. You stole he was doing all the stunt
guy websites and see what did we do? The topic?

(09:10):
I think we talked about it before. What would you
name your stunt guy? Dave? You actually had a good one.
You call him stink? Did you? Didn't you ship in
somebody's shower when you were like when you went away
with them? But that was where I was in Greece
for the Olympics. When you were in Greece for the
Olympic ship in someone showers? Yeah, the other stunt guy

(09:32):
from Detroit before they wait, before they got into their room.
We were leaving and we were leaving the next day,
and he was messed with me the whole entire time.
So what I did was I went to the bathrooms.
I have to use your restrooms. So I went to
the bathroom in his hotel room, and I took a
crab and then I picked it up out of the toilet,
picked it up in your hand? Question toilet paper? And
then I and I put a little bit in his sink,

(09:54):
in a little bit in his shower. Hold hold on,
Gandi just walked into him, Gandhi without knowing anything. Why
does greg Tea have a tissue? Why is greg Te's
nose bleeding? Yeah? Without he he's not teasues up his
nose as run into something. Nose first, keep going, you'll

(10:16):
never pick it. Did someone punch clues? Look at the clues.
We might be in front of him, in front of it?
Is that a tampon? You put chop sticks in your nose?
And he put them afore he pulled it out and
there was there was blood on him. Listen, here's what
I'll tell you. Oh yes, oh my god? Whoa? What

(10:43):
left of his brain is? But I will tell you
did you feeling did you feel okay? The reason why
it happened is this side is very tight, but this
side is wide open like I can literally put this
chopsticks again, chopsticks in the membrane. Watch you up here
versus don't. I want to show you. You're gonna get

(11:09):
a splinter and you're nausea. I have to find the
whole right and then that's what she said. That doesn't
mean that means you've done a lot of coke in
your life. Have you done a lot of coke? No,
all noses have halls, Danielle. No, but this is a
serious nose. Just asking how you jammed hi up there?
Major nose bleeding. How you're doing it again? Don't don't?

(11:32):
Don't do it, dude, he stop it if you'd like
to be a new stunt guy. Don't you wonder how
these people that are on these like television shows out well?
Chris Angel puts like a a sort of and then
you and then you asked why people don't take you seriously?

(11:53):
You die? Don't do it? You remind me of did
you guys have that weird kid in high school that
would do anything I would do? Frank li Furia was
the kid at our lunch table where I remember one time?
Who was it? I think it was my friend Chris Schwartz.
He took the screws out of his his calculator and said,
Frank will give you five dollars to eat, and he

(12:15):
ate the screws. Frank alive still, I don't know. I
think a lot of drugs. That's a good topic without
using names. You know who in your school or if
he's still alive. What did you make that kid do?
That's good stuff. Well did you do that? No? No,
in high school or even in school whatever. I never

(12:36):
was that kid. I hate to say, really, come out
of your shell. I hate to say it because this
always becomes a problem when I say this, But I
was a popular kid in school. I actually I believe
that I didn't get picked. I was. I was a
real I was one of the cool kids. You were.
You were the like the comedian in class. I was.
I was a class clown. Is a difference. It wasn't

(13:01):
once I became a journey guy. Then we would do
crazy things all time, like that's where I learned all
these stupid pranks and everything. And then I just carried
over to never thought about scheving shop sticks up. You
knows until you Yeah, not in high school and high
school I was too cool. For that in high school.
I was like, I would never in high school. I
was like, you didn't need Yeah, right exactly. I'm like, like,
he'll do it, you'll do it, dude, you do it
like that. But no, I see that's Billy. Crystal explained

(13:24):
the difference from a class clown and the class comedium.
He said, the class clown is the guy that runs
across the football field naked during the big game. The
class comedian is the guy who talked him into what
he said it would be funny. That's pretty smart. That's
pretty smart. That's the difference. That's right. I would have
liked Hi met high school, Greg team, high school, all
of you. Yeah, I just wonder what everybody was like

(13:44):
from high school. I think I'm almost exactly the same. Really. Yeah,
you're very you're very outgoing, you have a lot of friends.
You seem to be a part of everybody's social circle.
Doesn't seem like you're part of a click And all
the mean girls like Danielle, No, I was not mean girls.
I think there are somethings who would tell you I
was a mean girl, but they're wrong and stupid, so
it's not true. I didn't. I'm a little nicer to

(14:10):
the girls. You were one of the isn't. There are
a couple of people who would say it, but did
you fight someone in high school? No? I walked past
the fight while everybody else was getting junks because they
were got nice to me. That was me. Why did
that fight start? So here's what happened. So the school
that I used to go to had beef with another school.
So when we walked home and got on the bus,

(14:31):
I wasn't there when the fight was happening, the original fight,
but the other school all got together and came and
then they found all the girls on the bus. So
they basically took over our bus and just chucking us
off the bus one at a time. This girl spit
on me so much. I'm not even kidding you. I
had saliva in my hair, all over me. My girlfriend

(14:54):
had feet marks on her face. Here's the best part.
The bus driver he got up and walked out of
the bus us there to get the nice bus driver.
So yeah, so it was It was terrible, but that
was the fight we had in the I was on
the step team. Do you guys know what the step team? Yeah?
And they all hated me. Um and we were walking
out of class one day or out of out of

(15:14):
step practice one day, and another school showed up and
jumped like the whole step team, but since I wasn't
really friends with any of them, just up I'm walking.
I was like, oh bye, that sucks. Why did they
hate you? They didn't know the step team? Stupid stuff?
Like what stupid stuff? No, I was the only person
who was not a particular race on the step team.
Was like, why are you here like that? Yeah, they

(15:36):
didn't think I was gonna make it, And then I
made it and I was like, yeah, here we go.
But Gandhi, did you live out the plot line to
Step Up? Pretty much? But it was great. Wow, I
wish i'd saw that movie so