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February 10, 2022 15 mins

The weather all around is making people break out shorts and winter coats. Are we turning into our parents?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Presents fifty show. Anybody else excited for the nice weather?
Oh my gosh, so excited you're talking what's your idea
of nice weather? Okay, so here it's getting into the fifties.

(00:26):
I think, whoa, oh Saturday degrees, Yeah, something like that. Well,
this is like the false spring, right, this always happens
right in the middle of February. We get this pop,
everyone gets happy, and then again on Saturday night. How
is that possible? How could it drop? It's gonna be
like it's gonna be like fifty six degrees on Saturday

(00:48):
and then all the way down to thirty and rain
or snow just pop our bubble, you know. I remember
as a kid growing up in Eerie, Pennsylvania, where we
had snow one year. That's started in September and we
didn't see grass again until May. I remember that first
day above fifty degrees. My brothers and I were outside
sucking shorts. Everybody's pale as anything in their tops and

(01:12):
shorts on that first around. Muddy has backyard. It's funny
not me. I'm always used because I'd be like, it's
sixty I can wear shorts when I lived in Ohio,
and my mom will be like, that's what the white
kids doing to be cold. When I lived in South Florida,
it was eighty all the time, so if it dropped in,
if it was sixty, I wore long pants. Were yesterday

(01:35):
here it's been really cold and as far as you
know Florida standards go, it's been in the thirties every
single night. So yesterday it was going to be fifty
eight and sunny. I wore shorts yesterday. I couldn't wait
to get outside and like, yeah, I'm like times I changed.
I'm like, do you know what we see? The sunshine?
I'm happy. Yeah. The year I got married, we I
got married March fifteen. The week before we had a

(01:56):
massive snowstorm. It was one of those crazy ones. Then
the day I got married with sixty degrees, it was
so wonderful, like this is great, but that's how weird
the weather is around. You're right, though, Frog in Gandhi
about like the South Florida and southern California. Think it
gets below like sixty five and you see all the
women putting on their fur coats and their puffer jackets

(02:19):
and their ug boots on. I wonder if some of
that is because they don't ever get to wear it,
so that this is going to be my opportunity, not
that they That's what we did. It was more like fashion. Oh,
I get to wear my puffer coat now and my
ear muffs and my hat, and I gets walk around
with a hat on all day because we have outside classes.
It was great. Frog. I know you don't need one,
but do you own a winter jacket? I needed one

(02:41):
of the other. I mean, listen, it gets into the
twenties here. We had a night, uh two weeks ago
it was twenty six, so I mean it gets it
gets cold here. And then earlier this week the highs
are in the forties and it was rainings. I mean,
we we have cold days and you do not. You
did not own a jacket when we went to Alaska
because you borrowed all your warm clothes when we went
to Alaska. Correct, I own a warmer jacket? Now, Okay,

(03:05):
dad lives in Yes, yeah, does your does your dad
finally have a winter jacket? Does he have a winter jacket? He?
So he came to Columbus. He went to Columbus to
see my sister and everyone for Thanksgiving, and his mission
was to buy a winter coat for when he returned
to Tampa, and he ended up buying one, which is
this giant car heart. And he was lamenting to me

(03:25):
the other day that he can't wear it. I said, Dad,
you took a car heart to the equator. What did
you expect to do that? It gets cold here becauts
in the forties. But he can't. It's too much for him. So,
speaking of being called in Alaska, I still don't have
any heat. So still that guy's coming tomorrow. So I
had to change companies, but I got a good deal,
so I don't want to be that customer service. And

(03:48):
now are you are you actually holding out for the
heat an extra couple of days to save money? Could
or could you have gotten earlier in the week for no, no, no,
I'm smart with my money, but I'm not that stupid. No,
Friday's the earliest I could possibly get. These guys have
their whole book up this time of year. So so
you don't have a supplemental heat source. Well, so my best.

(04:10):
So I have multi levels here, so the top we
put an addition on the house. The upper level, the
bedroom level has heat, but I I can't do the
podcast from up there, so I'm down here in the
den where it's freezing on my house? So is everyone
sleeping in the same room like huddled on? All they
have They all have their own bedrooms with heat. It's

(04:31):
just the kitchen, dining room, um, living room and this
den area and the basement where I podcast with scary
or no heat. So I'm closing down right now. I'm
afraid to check. But it feels it feels like about
fifteen degrees degrees. It feels like, yeah, yesterday I had
a code on. I'm trying not to hold. If you
put a glass of water there would freeze. Is that cold?

(04:54):
That's how it feels. You know what I have? I'll check.
I have a thing that that I'll try to check
down the kilometer. No, I have a thing yet like
little things float. It floats depending on the temperature, and
it tells you. It's not a thermometer. That's why it
used the word thermometer smart as it's some kind of
weather tube that has floaty things in it and where
they float tells you the temperature. Though you're never going

(05:21):
to rip on him that he's not gonna dependent think
the word. You're looking for his barometer there, Brody, It's
not it's not a barometer. I'm not checking barrio barometric pressure,
checking the temperature, right, but there's a ball in there
that moves like mercury would move in It's it's like

(05:41):
colored finds out. House phone does just tell you the
thermostat is off because the furnace is off sky, But
I mean thermostats have a thermometer on it to tell
you what the temperature is. Right. There is funny, I'm sorry.

(06:07):
Never Here's why the rest of us are assholes all
the time. Scary is generally very nice and carrying and
doesn't want to people. But then when he turns it on,
it's so rare that it just froggy. Nobody laughs hotter
at himself that he does. Yeah, I mean I was
a dick to Scary earlier today, and he wasn't even

(06:29):
mean to me about He was just point that you
were the biggest dick. She that was a dick move,
I will say that. But but you want to guess
what she did. But you did it first. I do
remember I did it first a week and a half ago.
Does anybody She was saving it up and As I
always say, revenge is a dish best served. So what

(06:51):
she did was she gave away the fucking word after
I said, hey, I didn't do my I didn't do
my word today and I'm pulling up the web show
I still have but but but the best thing was
scariest face because Gandhi just blurted out the word and
then there was three seconds She's sucking with me, and

(07:13):
he kept working on it and her yeah, yeah, he
did that to me a week and a half ago,
back when word was brand new, but it was it
was just becoming. I take it away on the air,
and unfortunately, and I didn't know it would pick so
many people off. So I'm like, all right, from here

(07:34):
on out, I'm gonna treat word like a spoiler, a
spoiler alert. I'm not gonna give it out. I'm not.
I'm just gonna be quiet because so many people are
into this thing, so we should know better. Now. I
did know better. I just really wanted to get you back.
I told the listeners I would seek vengeance for all
of them, for myself, for Nate, all of us. So
now we're even. Now, I will not funk up word

(07:54):
for you anymore. I did a lot of people that day. Okay, well,
let's pause this argument really quick, and anybody else piste
off at anybody he's got his hand up. I think
he went and got his temperature measuring device. No, no,
I turned on, I turned back on the thermostat, and
I got a temperature. So let's go around. Let's go

(08:14):
around the zoom room and guess what my temperature is
in this part of the house. Okay, Scott's okay, I'm
gonna go fifty six, all right. I don't think it's
as cold as you think. I think it's six. I
think it's two sixty two. Whoa, Okay, I can't get that.

(08:36):
One of you. One of you got it exactly right,
Nate with fifty six. By the way, that's what I
keep it at in my house constantly, regardless of its working.
You're the worst. Well, maybe you'll all appreciate this. So
this is my father in Tampa, inside their home where

(08:57):
they keep it at like seventy seventy degrees. Are ready, yes,
taking a nap seventy degrees inside the house that my dad.
My dad does the same thing I showed up in

(09:18):
my parents is sitting and coach and stuff, and I'm like,
why do you it's freezing in the house because they
don't want to turn on the heat and the thumber's
dat's down to eight by their choice. I'm like, guys,
just turn the fucking thing up to seventy five and
you can take off the mittens. My dad and he's
got on and he'll get um, you have a blanket

(09:40):
I can wrap myself up in. Yeah. He always says this.
It's a little rish in here, like it's And then
I asked my mom why she's in in a in
a slanket and she goes, I don't know. Ask your father,
as your father eat on. Your father won't put the

(10:00):
heat on. That's what Nate does. Nate said he controls
the heat from his phone. I just turned and tries
to go about sixty two. I just turned that ship
on eco mode. I'm like, do you remember Daddy's home
to where in the middle of the night they're all
sweating like crazy because if one of the people's daughters
came out and turned the thermost that and and all

(10:20):
the men are gathered around the thermostat and they're like,
this is this cannot happen. You need to take control
right now. It was like that happened in my house
the other night. Heather turned it up one degree and
I wake up and I had the sweating thing, like
the sweat v net sweat one degree, one degree, and
I'm like, what did you do? She goes it was

(10:41):
one degree. I go, I'm me, I'm sweating here, but
sweat sweat. Question. You might want to have that checked
out by a doctor. Do anyone Else's parents argued constantly,
Oh yeah, my parents are the reason I will never
get married. Like this is what that is? No, I
go with there every day. You guys got along because
I'm forty some years old, forty six and I don't

(11:05):
ever recall a time where they've like consistently like liked
each other and gotten along something. How did you guys
get married? Because you don't ever get along? How were
you conceived? Not that you really want to know that,
but still they had to, like I don't think Danielle's
you and Sheldon argue that much. Oh wait, I mean
we definitely argue, but we'll Yeah, here's their argument. Our

(11:27):
marriage is great. No, our marriage is fantastic. No great, No,
now you're kind of on your way. Yeah, ye what
they want to say. But we get on the phone
here at least get along, like we we do have
days where we get along pretty good, just you know,
she does dump things like trainer, and I'm like, we

(11:47):
have days where, like, you know, we're a couple of
days where he's worse than I am withholding a grudge.
He won't talk to you for a couple of days.
Like I'm like a goldfish. Well everything's great, but he's like, well,
my dad was like this. My parents didn't argue at
all practically, because my mom once she said, I just
know how to deal with your father, and then she

(12:08):
would say, he forgets about it five minutes later, and
then that's what what happened. They'd have an argument, he'd
go in another room, he'd come in the next the room,
and he would just forget what they argued about. Everything
would be fine. I was like, that's that's awesome. So
I try to do that as much as I can,
although I get in trouble for it sometimes. So because
they're like, Danielle, we need to talk about this, okay already,

(12:37):
You're right go ahead. What you were saying. I think
this is a guy thing when you just kind of
like you. I wouldn't say hold of grudge. I just
haven't gotten over it yet. Sometimes it's like, dude, it's
three days later, Like, but maybe I haven't told you
all the things you did wrong yet. I feel like that,
Like women will talk about, Okay, this is what upset me,

(12:59):
this is why you at me. Let's have a discussion,
and guy's like, I don't want to talk about it,
just stressing me out, and then you just hold all
that anger instead of actually trying to work it out
and talk through maybe some uncomfortable emotions or two strokes,
two unresolved arguments you're not going to do before I'm
going to get over Like if you did something that
fiss me off, I want to make sure that it's

(13:20):
not going to happen again before it's gonna get over it.
If you're just gonna do the same ship again, then
I'm not getting over it. See. I believe if you
say I'm sorry, it should be over and nobody mentions
it again. So that's it. If I say, yeah, you
know what I was wrong, I'm sorry, it would be
great if everyone involved would just go okay, it doesn't
it doesn't work that I would like clean slate. Sorry,

(13:40):
oh we're done. They're gonad horse body. Sometimes that horse
is not dead yet. My trouble just said you beat
the dead horse. My problem is is that Sheldon is
good at He really is good as if something's bothering him,
at least we talk about it. I'm the one who
will keep it in the back of my mind and
then bring it up three months later and he's just, what, what,

(14:01):
what's coming up now? Like I'm like, yeah, for your right,
And I bring it up at the worst time, like
we'll arguing about something else and I'll throw it in
and he's like, no, no, no, no, no no expired
ye exactly, no, no, no, you don't plunge your argument.
You bring up that old ship, that mental diary. Oh yeah,

(14:24):
I remember February second, two one when you were late
at six am. Right, I haven't been late for a
dinner for a while. You were late six dinners ago.
According to Froggy, you did it again six years later.
I really made a huge screw up in our relationship

(14:45):
back in two thousand one. I can tell you that
ship brought up every now and then. That was years ago, right, Like,
I haven't done it again. Since then, still never used
the words never used the words I've never done blind
because they will remember you did just go. I don't
often because that's that's at least safe. So did you go?

(15:06):
I've never done that? Really, here's the three times you did.
Let me Let me write out yeah down next time. Okay,
raise your hand is the last question. Raise your hand
if you think your spouse or significant significant other listening
to this podcast will start an argument right here? All right, person. Actually,
I was thinking I might go say, hey, honey, don't

(15:28):
listen to the podcast, which is only going to make
them listen and then come at you like, well, but
but my son Spencer watches it every day, so he'll
go Dad, all right, you're welcome, Bye everybody. By fifteen

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