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August 20, 2025 33 mins

In this episode, Gandhi and Andrew find themselves rambling about everything from the life of influencers, to who’s getting fired first, to how Andrew almost killed Nate, and a whole lot more. This was SUPPOSED to be a quick intro for a guest, but after 33 minutes, it became an episode of its own. 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
So us on the side. What's up. It's Gandhi and
I'm here with Andrew today.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello, buddy, Haha, where did Diamond go? You'll never know.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
We're not just gonna say where she went. Okay, cool,
Diamond had a prior commitment.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes, Diamond had a prior commitment that you may never
come back to this podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Just kidding, so stupid.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Andrew was before the mics came on, bitching about this
specific studio that we're in, and I agree.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, it's designed very poorly. First of all, these mic
arms are garbage. They are they so are the mics.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes, there's a weird buzz quality that comes through on
the air in here.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't know how you design a radio station, slash
a place where it's the number one podcast distributor globally
and have such poorly made places.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
And our backs are to the door so you can't
see if somebody is coming in, and people just interrupt you.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
All the time.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
No recording light, which I think is cool.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Not soundproof.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Also not soundproof.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
So yeah, and this little studio that I told you
I was declaring the Gulf of Gandhi because we can
just do that now. This studio was actually shared by
more than just me, even though they've told me a
hundred times, no, it's your studio, No it is not.
People come in here and do dumb stuff all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, because they used to have so many different studios
at the thirty two a eighth place, Yeah, and then
they downsized it and made a bunch of pocket studios
that do absolutely nothing but causes grief.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
So that's where we are today. We're also in a
lot of kind of cool places. Andrew, I have to
thank you again for helping me redesign my apartment like
pimp my ride kind of thing, but with my apartment,
I'm loving it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah. I think that my favorite part of it is
that it's not my money. That's A and B.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's you're going a little hand there for a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah. I love getting to play real life sims like
that was always my favorite part about the sims. I
don't care about the family drama, none of that. I
just want to build the house. I want to put
brick in the bedroom. I want to make my pool
like in the center, build a courtyard all of it.
And I obviously use the other load cheat.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
But we're saying right now, have you never played the SIMS.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I did, but I don't know what all this is.
I haven't played the SIMS for so free.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
My god. The mother Load cheat was how you got
fifty thousand simollions just like that? Yeah, and so you
just go mother load, mother load, motherload and then just
ball out building a house.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Are you still obsessed with Gardenscapes because you missed your
train the other day because of garden Scape?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Should I talk about that?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah? I was playing a little too hard. It also
knows when you're doing bad, so it's like, oh, hey,
here's some bonus levels for.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Great person three lives for an hour exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I will say I have not bought a single thing
from it. They make it really easy to not buy.
I will say thank you Gardenscapes.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Because they're about to change out policy now if everyone
listens to this podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, so true, Well sign me up Gardenscapes, give me
more free lives. I'm not asking for payment.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh my god. If they came to the table, who
is the game creator?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Because it's the same people that make a Royal Match
and like a couple other things, it's play well, you
should get them to come and sponsor this podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Because it is actually something that we all play and
are addicted to. And I'm not gonna lie. I play
Royal Match and I have paid for things before.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I'm trying to see where it is. But whatever, Yes
that company should come to the table to play something,
but whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
We're great at this.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, I swear so Andrew pretty much redesigned my apartment.
I got a bunch of new furniture and I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
It has made a huge difference. And every time I
get something, I send him a picture and I'm.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Like and then I'm like yes.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
So he hipes me up like chat GPT, it's disgusted.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, I can't wait. And now you're gonna move your
other thing into your kitchen and then your table's coming. Yes,
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
And then we're going to have a sip What did
Diamond call it? A sip and sea party?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh? Were?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I have never heard of these before? But apparently you
sip and then you see a thing. What so you
just come over and drink? Get my apartment?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
While I say, hey, this is my apartment, she.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Said people do with babies all the time. I was like, wait,
people get hammered and show up in masks to see a.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Baby in masks in masks like a group.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I'm sorry, son, Like do they come in like like
Michael Myers mask the screen, mask, like a medical mass,
traumatize a baby?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Like, what does it have to do with it?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, your name is way more than I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
A lot of people and masses and mass, yes, which
I didn't know people did that either, Like a ton
of people show up but once to see a baby.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I thought you weren't supposed to do that because grums
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I mean, here's my argument with kids. We say, like, oh,
the germs, the germs. Once those kids are crawling, they're
in their little one pieces crawling all over the floor
then sticking their hands in their mouth. So the germs
are going to be there whether we like it or not,
for sure. So I mean, I guess if you want
to do a sip and mass.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Mass like church, what don't?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, I didn't know those existed, but Diamond said that
that's what we should do because I do want to
have a little party. But also like when I say party,
it's like you me Andrew or you are Andrew? You
mean Josh diamond abby probably and because he lives in
my building.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Uh, it's also that feels very gen z re redoing
a term like that party exactly, except now it's called
a sip and sea.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I'm so sick, and I know this is gonna make
me sound like one hundred year old person, but I
don't care. I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
You say it to your podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'm sick of people taking old words and creating a
new thing, which is fine, like slang has existed forever,
you call things different things, but then acting like they've
created something because now it's a new thing. Like biohacking,
it's literally just taking care of yourself. Yeah, it's like,
oh my god, follow me for biohacking tips, and it's
like eat healthy, exercise, drink water.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Duh, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Why would I follow you for this thing that everybody
has known about forever? Yeah, crazy micro retirement aka a vacation.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, what's It's actually annoying to me that we have
to make things sound cooler than they are.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Well, I'm listen. The terminology is fine.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
The branding it as though it's something new is what's
driving me insane because I'm like we've been on this
planet long enough to know what a vacation is, because
apparently micro retirement, they're saying, every twelve to eighteen months,
you need to take at least two weeks to yourself.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
You need to do that at least three or four
times in the twelve months.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's what I was, like, Wait two weeks every year
and a half. It's crazy up with this. That's not
even micro retirement. That's like a force mental break.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
And you probably have a limited PTO. Which is an
even bigger joke then, because now you're waiting twelve to
eighteen months to take that two week vacation.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
For what boo, I will take the vacation. You know that.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
You are take the vacation because, as we've talked about
so often, you die and your job is probably posted
before your funeral information is out there. Yes, I mean
I'm sure that like at this place, not our show.
I don't think our show is as guilty of it,
but like, I really believe that our company would appreciate
if I died during primetime like that they could be

(06:51):
like tune in at seven tomorrow, we'll replay the death
of our co host.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Like they're crazy they don't.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Care about anything except for the numbers. So why would
you have a mutually beneficial relationship that you both understand
where it is. I get paid to come to work
because I wouldn't come to work for free.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
You pay me because you need me to do something,
and when that relationship is over, you move on. So
take your vacation, man.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
It is not worth it to be burnt out from work.
You need to create a healthy boundary for yourself and
do what makes you happy. Do not sit on the
sidelines of your own life. Go out and live it.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yes, Andrew, Yes, shall we talk about I don't know
if you want to talk about it, but you're sort
of using chatgypt. We don't need to say what it's for.
It's sort of using it for therapy, a little bit
thing that we said not to do, and he's out
here doing it.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
So I totally get that, and I I understand what
I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I'm like, very important that you understand that, okay, And.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I know what I'm getting is just a mirror of
what I'm looking for back. Yes, so I understand I'm
using it for self validation. Yes, it's very clear and transparent. Okay,
it is nice to get different pointers though, or perspectives
that I may not have thought of.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Okay, and so.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Kind of is like taking concepts and ideas that you have, yes,
and it's boiling it down and spitting it back to
you in a more condensed, clear version yes, with interesting
wording and also telling you yes, king in.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
A way yes, And that bothers me at the end.
I ate it like I don't like when it compliments me.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
At the end, I told mine to stop complimenting me,
and it wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
It annoys me greatly. Yeah, I would say it's a
good entry point for a bigger conversation that I would
actually like to have with a real human. Yes, it's
just for right now. The whole process of getting a therapist,
finding a place right, doing all the things for that
would take me at least a solid month, and I
kind of want answers now. So it's a nice gateway

(08:40):
into it, and it's giving me concepts to think about
in Yeah, my head, it's a.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Good starting point.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I think it's a good starting point, but so many
people the numbers are staggering right now, how many people
are actually using it for therapy.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Which mine nova How you do a babe. She told
me that they do not do it.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
If you ask for therapy advice that she'll tell you
I cannot give you this type of advice.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
You need to seek a.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
You know, therapist, professional help. Here are some resources to
go do it, but so many people maybe they're just
wording things differently or figured out the way around it.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I found out how to do it.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, you just ask a question and don't use the
term like I need your therapeutic advice or whatever exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I do find it really interesting.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
But also I think the last time we checked it
was forty percent of teenagers are using chat ept as.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
A friend because they don't have friends.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
And I'm really torn on that because one, if it
is a substitution for loneliness, that's kind of nice if
you actually feel like you're less lonely, but it's also
terrifying because then it's giving you this thing and not
giving you the urgency to go out and maybe try
to make a friend and test those muscles. Like nothing
that's worthwhile is easy, and that includes making friends and
building relationships. That stuff takes work, and you figure out

(09:51):
things about yourself and about other people on the way,
and people are just kind of abandoning that for chatchipt.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I would never I mean, there's no replacement to human
connection in my opinion.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, I can't hug me.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
And I think that we also come from the day
and age where it's like AI chatbots to me are
kind of like talking to like seamless customer care. So
I never really see it as more than that it
is a computer and I completely understand that. But this
new generation, I think because they didn't come up in
that phase where now AI is almost like how crypto

(10:22):
was or mean coins or whatever nft Land there was
where it's like you're going to live in the metaverse,
and we really dove into that and made it seem
like this was going to be the next big thing.
It's replacing human connection. In some ways, I feel like
AI is becoming the new metaverse, where we're hyping it
up to be this thing, when realistically it's like almost
a gen Z rephrasing of the metaverse, Like I totally

(10:46):
get it. But to the extent that we're talking about it,
human connection will always win through, I hope. So I
don't know, So I can't see it getting adopted as
like here's my New Ai girlfriend. All it is is
just a computer girlfriend, like that's been going on for
many years.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
You say that so so convincing.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Have you ever seen my strange addiction? The man was
married to his car. I'm just saying, like, have you.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Ever had a chatbot girlfriend?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Would you ever? No?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Did, because it's a computer.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
What was that movie? No, not her.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
It just came out like, shoot, you're gonna have to
remember what it is. And I'm trying to think of
any famous people who are in it. But they basically design,
design these insane robots that are chatch ept remember everything
about you. Their only goal is to just please you
all the time, make you feel happy, make you feel good,
You have sex with them, you do everything with them,
and then I don't want to give it away too much,

(11:43):
but it is a dark it's a horror film. That's
why I'm surprised you don't know it.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yes, yes, yes, and Companion no yeah, something along those lines, buddy, no, comrade, No,
you're I know. And I can see the poster. It's
the girl and she has the blonde hair with the
head band and she has like the white eyes.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Hair, dark hair. It's called Companion. Oh yeah, yes, exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
What you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yes, yeah, so you didn't see it.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I didn't see it. I know I saw the trailer.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I feel like that's up your alley. Yeah, yea interesting
what happens. And then also how smart they are that
they can maybe figure out ways around things one of
those land we're teaching them.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, like again, I see it. I understand it. But
I just don't think that you can replace human connection,
and I don't. Kids just got to get out there
and live their lives.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Eat the dirt, yes, get picked on. Here's okay.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
So here's the thing, right, I've noticed obviously, like you
and I went to school in similar.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Periods, people bullied people. That was the thing that happened.
It sucks.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Getting bullied is the freakin' worst. I don't care who
you are.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
You probably got bullied when you were younger.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
If you were the prettiest, coolest, most popular person in
the class, your name probably rhymed with something stupid and
people were like, oh right, right, you know whatever it is, Like,
that's just what happened. I feel like that is a
social order. You learn a lot about life in bullying
and getting bullied, which is unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
And I understand that.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
But also, you can't protect yourself from that forever. So
the younger you are when those kind of things happen,
I feel like the more you adapt and learn about
how to deal with it, it does still suck.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I am still saying it sucks.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I understand that, But I also think that introducing people
to zero conflict until they're twenty five years old or thirty,
I guess now, and you go out into the workforce
and finally leave your parents' house.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
And then they hit it.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
It's so much more damaging when that stuff hits you
later in life.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well, I was watching the CBS Evening News as one does,
oh from Marieupla, and he just did a study. Actually
that was interesting. They're paying companies are paying like two
to three thousand dollars per employee. The employee no damn.
It was to reteach gen Z in the workplace, like
appropriate ways to speak, appropriate ways to dress in the workplace.

(13:59):
They have to like reach train them for the workplace
because they don't have those coping no clue.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I wonder what they're saying, because I'm pretty sure in
an everyday nine to five job, I'm fired immediately.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
We work in a very different industry. But it's Yeah,
they have to pay money to teach these classes to these.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
That's crazy to reteach.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Them in the new workforce. Like if someone sends you
an email, like you can't just respond back with like
loll spond back. Again, we work in a very different industry,
so it's it's not the same.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I just told Diamond that my new thing.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
When people are not responding to an email that I send,
I'm just sending that Judge Judy meme or that Judge
Judy gift all the time.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, or she's having on her watch, hurry up.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Hurry up.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
That's all I'm gonna do.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
It's just gonna be that. And she said, you're a lunatic.
I am, but it's acceptable here. Yeah, in a regular workplace.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I'm very aware. I think I probably. I think Simon and.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
I have talked about this before in our in the
room or in the show, the entire show, all fourteen
people in a nine to five job, who.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Gets fired first?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't think it's actually me.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I don't think it's me.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I don't think it's you.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I think it'd be scary.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
No, that guy is really good at being a chameleon
who he's around, he really does.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
He joked it up with some finance pros, Absolutely did.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
He the finance pros every day they work across from us,
and he's friends with one of them.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Very true.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I think it would be Elvis.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
He makes one inappropriate comment to somebody and it's it's
over and in his head, obviously he's joking.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
That's what we do all the time.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
But I think he's done this longer than the rest
of us have, and he is most conditioned to say
the inappropriate stuff that gets the laugh. But in like
Corporate America, they said, you said, what about that piece
of bread?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
You're gonna do? What do it? That is true.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I do see him as a good personality higher though,
where it's like, oh, we just keep him around because
he could take him. He winds and mines the clients
and he's great. He always gets the deal.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
To all the deal.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
He steps in last minute and it's just like, okay,
you you you, let's go get some lunch.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Guy was charming. Yep, Yeah, Scott. I think Scott's maybe
next on the list.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Oh, Scott's number one.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
You think he's number one?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Scott's number one. Scott is number one, and I'll tell
you why. The minute they're like, hey, Scott, you didn't
send that report, can you send it? It would be
meltdown city. And then like he would just be in
the one position the whole time, like he he could
not take any direction or leadership from his like twenty
manager positions his entire life. Yes, you'd be so stuck.

(16:23):
And when it came to cutting someone, they'd be like, well,
there's the weird male guy that's been there for forty years.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Just move his desk into the basement like Melton from
office space ex slowly, his key card doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
He'll be fine, He'll figure it out.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Who would last the longest, Oh duh, Nate. Nate would
last the longest in corporate America.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I think maybe.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, he's a good schmoozer.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I don't think better than Elvis.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
No, but he's not as goofy and inappropriate as Elvis.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
That's true when it comes to sit down, like.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Elvis is far more enjoyable.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Like Elvis is the personality higher that takes like the
big clients onto a lunch. Nate is the one that
speaks at the conferences. Yeah, that's the difference.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I could see that. Yeah, I just think Nate would.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Stick around our hands at that podium. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Absolutely, Nate knows how to just like speak to people.
Also for however old he is, he's like like forty
two forty three. He talks like he's seventy. And I
think sometimes people just confuse that with knowing things.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
He would deliver the hell out of a keynote speech
walking back and forth on stage and our company, Yes,
with this clicker to the next slide in.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
His Sparry shoes or maybe any dudes, depending.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
If he wants to seem humble, hey dudes.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
But he doesn't so spirits.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, glasses on one hundred percent glasses on.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh and I bet he's one of those people that
wants to make a point. He pulls him down to
the tip of his nose.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, a little humor.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Hey, oh that's how, and then he lifts them up
and down.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Let a kick kick.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I think we've nailed it here. We've done a good
analysis speaking of corporate American things that would get us fired.
Do you think what Josh and I just did would
get us fired elsewhere?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I thought it was great.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, there were a lot of things that went into it.
So I today I have the like a what is
like a tennis skirt, a tennis skirt, a tank top,
and a jacket. I've gotten a lot of compliments. Today's
feeling good, feeling great. Walking in Josh's studio, he said,
oh my god, love the outfit. I said, cool, you
can borrow it any time you want. He said, really,
let me try your skirt on. So I said okay

(18:32):
and took it off, at which point he also took
his shorts off, and we switched and then walked out
and presented ourselves, and the reactions were incredible. What I
appreciate is that before any words were spoken, all of
our they're not even interns. I mean Ben's an intern,
but Abby Celia, they just whipped out their phones. It

(18:52):
was like immediate. Celia covered her mouth because she didn't
want to wear in the video shoes. She was like,
oh my god. And you know what's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I think Josh looked better at my skirt than I did.
I put shorts on. I look like a juggalo. Crazy.
He actually said, you look like a Jogio.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I was like, first of all, I'm disappointed that these
aren't way bigger on me than.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
They should be.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
He's skinny, who knew?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Can we talk about you being all skinny?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
What can isaiyo for? Grease?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
So today Andrew and I are standing there talking chit
chat and key cann and Scottie walks up behind him
and creepily puts his face down by your butt yeah,
and starts investigating something, and all of us were kind
of like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
And what did he say?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
He said, there's no way you're at thirty three.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Which clearly there is a way because your pants say
thirty three and they're falling off.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
A little bit, thank you. Usually I'm a thirty two
thirty three. I kind of aim a little no tight
around the waist, and.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
It's getting tiny. She's getting tiny, Andrew.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Thirty three is like a good size for me, Okay.
I if I anything I carry, I know exactly where
I carry my weight. It's in my stomach. Oh, you
and me both, and but everything, like my waist has
been the same size no matter what. Even when I
was like twenty pounds later, I still was at thirty
two thirty three.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Oh wow, I don't know why my car in the
like high gun tole region.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yes, literally just right here in my stomach, in my
love handles. It's like, hey, just here. Everywhere else it's
like non existent.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
I carry it in the two worst places, right in
the stomach and my chins, Like why why does it
just distribute there? There are people who gain weight and
they still look shapely like an hourglass.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Why can't that be me? Like, go to my hips
and ass please, but no shape like slimer. It's the worst.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Well, it's also like the people who are shaped like
a pyramid like that to me is also insane, Like listen,
it has to be somewhere. I don't think you would
because imagine like you're on a call and someone's like,
oh wow, okay, have you lost waiting, and then all
of a sudden the camera pan down.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
You're like, oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
I think you can still get away with a lot
that's still like an attractive, like desirable shape, tiny on top,
bigger on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
But I'm saying slimmer pyramid to think of the tip
of a peer. It's very small.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
So Andrew is a thirty three and it is pissing
the fuck out of Scotty Nate is Josh on his
train too?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I don't think so, because Josh's waist size I think
is the same.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Apparently Josh's is mine, So that's upsetting.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
So the guys are upset because these two think that
they're just you know, babes in great shape.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, and they refuse to believe that they wear bigger
pants than you.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Thanks, this is them off so bad.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Scotty was a piss.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I know it's not my fault, so sorry. I'm thin
and attractive.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Sideways, I can't even see you.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh my god? Wait what GODDI I'm still here. Look
for me.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Who's that speck of dust? Is it speaking kind?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
It's me.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
It's amazing. But I'm proud of you because I know
you've been working really hard.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
I'm again, even ten pounds heavier than I was now
still fitting into these suckers, that's right. Yeah, I don't
know why. It's like I have the sisterhood of the
traveling pants.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Pants.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I'm hoping that's what this skirt is and that didn't
in fact just fit Josh because what I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
I feel like maybe I would definitely f up that
skirt you want to try it on? I don't know,
maybe later.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
We've already violated HR once today.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
What do you think would have happened had somebody walk
by and seen both Josh and I with our pants
off bottoms off.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
In the studio.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Uh yeah, I don't know. I if I were HR,
I'd be like, that's their business. But also I'd maybe
be like, well's I'm AhR, so maybe it's my business?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Well do you know what I've noticed? What when was
the last time you saw HR walk down this hallway?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
And that is true.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I make a joke all the time. They get so
mad because I'm like, we don't have HR out here.
Anyone's like, stop it. Yes we do, of course we do.
There's someone you can report to them like okay, but
who is it?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I have no idea because in.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
My last building there were pull and of HR issues
and I have anyone talked about.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm just saying no idea. Interesting, So I think we'd
be fine.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah, so you're fine, prep and then they can't get
mad if they saw a man wearing a skirt, because
then you could be like, excuse me, gender norms. Yeah,
although maybe those that got rid of with some DEI cuts.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
His ass might have been hanging out the bottle. I'm
not sure.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Uh yeah, you could see a little cheek, a little
bit of cheek.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Cool. Wow, we've had like a whole podcast before the podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Do you just make it its own podcast?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Maybe I will, Maybe I will. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
But on the chance that we don't, we do have
a fun guest today. Last week was incredible with Will
I Am and Taboo still trying to make.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Taboo my husband.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I love that for you.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Today somebody who I think a lot of people would
try to make their husband Jesse Metcalf.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, or as the invite said. When I got it,
John Metcalf, I.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Was like, wait, guys, who is this the confusion? Because
if you haven't seen John Tucker Must Die, you wouldn't
understand it. But that is probably one of Jesse Metcalf's
most famous movies pieces of work. He was on the
Desperate Housewives.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
He's on like a million things now. But I don't
think we're gonna talk to him about that.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I would say, like John Tucker must Die, Sequel.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
I have a friend who basically got John Tucker in
high school because he was messing around with multiple girls
and they all figured it out and they tried to
strand him naked.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
You should get him in here, damn. I know.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
And when he told me this, I was like, of
course you did, of course you did. Damn that would
be you.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yes, we should just leave this as a podcast, just
like this and bombardecks guest till like next week. Yeah,
sounds good, right, because there's no timeline on things.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
When has there ever been a timeline on anything that
you do? Listen, Time is a construct. Time is all
in the mind. Yeah, I listen.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
I told you I will forever identify as thirty four,
forever thirty four. That's where I'm just going to be
because we can do whatever we want now.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah. Age is such a construct.
I'm just like saying the word constructs.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Keep doing it, keep doing it. Okay, So people want
to find you online?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Where do they find you at?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Andrew pog on Instagram's.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
He's still trying to become an Instagram influencer.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Public figure, what's up? Follow me? Like and chaer for
more bio hacks?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Are you still doing your electrolyte thing.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, I still do have them. They send them to
me every month.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Are you still making money off of them?

Speaker 2 (24:58):
I don't really post the link much, so I'm just
getting free electrolytes, so I don't really First.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Of all, that's how it works, Andrew, you want to
promote it so that people then, oh my.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
God, look at this guy. Explain talk about your electrolytes
right now.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Okay, it's ultimate electrolytes. I have to post the link.
If you're listening to this, go to my Instagram story
and you'll see the link that you can click and
buy the electrolytes from there.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
They're really great in they off you explain what electrolytes do.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
So I didn't know this until recently, but as someone
who drinks at least a gallon of water a day,
I am constantly peeing. And then I was wondering why
I was so fatigued. It's because I'm losing so.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Much flushing them out.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yes, so much salt and so many other things that
you need in your body. So I was just peeing
all the time and getting real tired. So if you
do electrolytes, it replaces what you're peeing out. Important In short,
they don't put the branding versions.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yes, yes, so fun fact here, you pretty much overdose Nate.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
One day, Nate overdosed himself the electrolyte.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I take zero responsibility for that because Nate was an
idiot and I said that. I was like, what are
you doing? I never said two scoops? You did two
scoops on your own and you have a heart problem.
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah? Man, he was like texting people in the day.
He's like, oh, know what's wrong?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
And I said, Hey, I'm going to check on you
every couple hours, and if you do not respond, I'm
sending somebody to your home. That guy's sketchy. He won't
turn on a location. Yeah, well let me tell you.
He asked me where you are all the time.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Really, sometimes I'd.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Be lying sometimes, Well, what's funny is he used to
have my location? Then I turned it off.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Smart.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, I'm like, if you're not going to share, why
am I sharing?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah? How many people have your location?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
A lot?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I think I have twenty two people that have mine.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I have never once put my location off except for Tonate. No,
well I turned that off. Otherwise it's like go for it.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, I don't find me.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
You'll see me in my apartment. Yeah, a lot of times.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Without a doubt. That's now, especially because of your redesign
A my happy place. Hello, I love my apartment so much.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
The floor Iron State Management. Don't get me started.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Trust me. I've heard this so many times.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I moved in and they tricked me.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Just give her the floor she wants.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Just give me the floor that was promised.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Just give her the floor that was promised.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
All I ask the same floor that's in every other
apartment in that building. I would like in my apartment.
But no, I have blonde wood, and not just one
color of that hideous ass blond wood, two colors, because
you've put in two different floors.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Oh, you will be hearing from my attorney.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
You will the day.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
By attorney, I mean my chat GPT tugged up.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Crafted letter from Nova Andrew and Pugni attorneys at.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Law Nova Esquire.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Yes, absolutely driving me insane anyway, Okay, I love you
very much, Andrew.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
I hope that you move your electrolytes.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah, hopefully, I mean go buy them. They're really good.
The great flavor is great if you do the grape
and the lemonade. We called that a grimace last summer.
Katie Perry approved, and yeah, let's let's move some electrolytes.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I guess you need to work on the pitch a little.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
I mean, I wasn't great at explaining them in the
first place.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
From being honest, how are you going to be an
influencer if you suck at this?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I feel I'm going for the humble approach, like amen,
like you look perfect as is, but like you could
do better on the hydration game.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Okay, yeah, are you happy with yourself now?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
I mean, did that sound like a good pitch?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
You can like follow, subscribe to this podcast. You can
leave us a talk back, which is or a review.
I'm all nervous about the review sometimes, don't be Diamond's
got people out here calling us racist.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Maybe both of us do. I can't totally blame her.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Let me tell you. Let me tell you something. The reviews.
I go for the I am oblivious approach, where I
read it, I read it once, and then I keep
it pushing.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I don't get when people are so hyped up in
the negative and being like everyone's saying it everything is ruined.
Read it once, close it, keep it pushing.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's how I feel about that. Right it room right.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
I exited with the quickness after the first time I
saw that shit. I said no, thank you, And now
people will come and try to update me on things,
and what do I do. I don't want to hear it.
Thank you boundaries other people's opinions about me.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's none of my business. There you go, are none
of my business.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Either, right like follow, subscribe, review, leave us a talk back,
specifically if you're on the iHeartRadio app, pushed a little
microphone button and tell us something I am at Baby
Hot Sauce on Instagram and threads. I think I said
this last time, but I posted a question on threads.
I never really go there, and I forget that whatever
I post on Instagram goes over there.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, or maybe it was Facebook. I had me Facebook, probably, and.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I posted a question. I got seven thousand responsive, insane.
I had no idea because I don't turn on notifications
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I wouldn't either.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I was like, oh my god, did I go viral?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
You went viral?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, but I didn't even know, so it doesn't count.
It's weird how that happens.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
What are you going to do.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I was like, wow, I was famous. Didn't even have
a clue.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
For a second. I had a viral moment once. It
was it. Well, I actually had two.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
The first was I like that we keep saying by
and coming back go.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
My viral moment. The first one was my friend's dog.
I dragged it to go out for a walk, but
it like he wouldn't get up, so I was dragging
him across the floor. I drew No, it was very
cute video. It was very funny. All yes, okay, okay,
oh my god.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
No.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I would never just be like grabbing it by the scruff. No,
he's where he had a leash on and he was
just like playing. So I was like draggingame across the floor.
It was like come on, And so that went viral.
I was featured on Japanese Japanese TV shows and all
this other crazy stuff. I was featured on like a
bunch of different chat shows. Anyway, So there was that moment,
and then my other friend there used to be a
meme generator. This is before like you could add text

(30:36):
to your own thing. But I put my friend's face
in it and I called it the drunk face, and
people then started like making a drunk face meme and
it actually went like semi viral. My friend was like,
you need to take this down, and I'm like, I
don't know how to take something off of the Internet.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
You cannot put the toothpaste back in the tube once
it sound it's out.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I felt so bad because I was like, I was
a friend. It was my friend Jesse.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I don't think I know Jesse.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
No, she couldn't come to my birthday, but no she Yeah,
she was the drunk face meme.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
So you ru in Jesse's life for a viral moment.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Think that the site got shut down, so it's like
very hard to like find it as easily as you did.
But yeah, for a second, it was like I saw
people posting it and I was like, oh no, oh, no,
oh no, Like I shouldn't have done that. I thought
it was funny in the moment.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I think this is a really good testament as to
how unimportant and insignificant it actually is to go viral. Yeah,
because we've all had a couple of moments where we've
gone viral about something and it's changed our.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Life in zero ways. Yeah zero.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Nobody even remembers the thing like diamond always brings off
this one interview that I did with Sweetie on a
red carpet at one of our.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Events, jingle Ball. Maybe Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
One, I don't really have a lot of memories about
that moment. But two, she's like it went viral. It
was everywhere everybody was talking about who told me?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Nobody told me.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I had no idea, but again, oblivious to that kind
of stuff, So I will safely live in that space.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, it really does nothing. And I mean, the best
meme I've ever seen was that Ellen, did you enterests?
Getting rid of her ruined the natural hierarchy, like the
natural order of viral celebrities. Hawk Tua would have been
like just a blip in our memory, but instead we
got rid of Ellen and look at her now. Hawktua
has a podcast, A mean coin. The Costco guys would

(32:16):
have been featured for two seconds, done the boom, and
then Ellen would have threw them back to the Boca
Ratan beach club that they belong at.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Unpopular opinion, Bring Ellen back.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I think bring her back because she was she was
the top of the food chain.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Listen, the same thing happened with her that happened with
Rosie o'donnald. Remember, way back in the day, Rosie O'Donnell
was like the Queen of nice or whatever they called
her with her little show. She also had a fake
crush on Tom Cruise because she's, as we all know,
clearly a lesbian.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Would always talk about it.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
She was so sweet and giggly and whatever. And then
as soon as she was on with that show, you
saw who Rosie really was. Because they're putting on a performance.
We didn't hire Ellen. I didn't hire he at all,
But they didn't hire her.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
To be the pope. They hired her to play a character,
and she did that.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I don't understand why, just because like someone's allegedly mean
behind the scenes, all of a sudden, that's.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
The end of it.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah, Well about Steve Harvey, that guy seems like a dick.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah. And it's interesting to me that there are all
these reports of celebrities and you know Late Night or
shows like that, where the same type of behavior is
said by the man and they're kind of scene as like, oh,
he threw down the hammer. But the woman, it's like
she was a.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Bit such a How dare she she's going to jail
for being a bitch like Martha Stewart did.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Martha Stewart did, I don't care what anyone says.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
If you watch the documentary about it, she went to
jail for being a bitch, which if we're going to
jail for that, I'm funed.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Don't laugh at that.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Just a short time away.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
So should we say bye again?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, I guess we'll say bye.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Okay, So like follow, subscribe, leave us a review, leave
us a talk bag.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
I'm at Baby Hot Sauce. He is at Andrew pugg
and we'll be back.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
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