December 5, 2019 • 15 mins
How much would it cost for you to do a job you didn't like? Plus, where did that glitter come from??!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. I mean, I love our jobs. The jobs
we have are very unique, and I hope we never
take that for granted. But I know it's easy for
us to take you for granted. We've been doing it
for so long. We're very lucky. I love it. My
(00:25):
question is this, guys. If let's say we were restaurant
health inspectors, we had to go from restaurant to restaurant
to look for, you know, problems, things that you know
needed attention, things that could be you know, making people sick, whatever,
would we love doing that as much as we love
doing what we do here. Okay, well, here we go
(00:45):
around the fifteen minute morning show podcast table is Gandhi
and they're scattering. There's Dave Brody, there's a good American Garrett,
and there's Daniel Monaro and then yours truly, So yes,
do do people really enjoy their jobs if it's something
like inspecting restaurants or washing cars? I think it depends
(01:07):
on the type of person. I personally would not like
it because I know I would be ruining people's days
all the time, and I wouldn't like to do that.
I picture Roadie loving it going in there and being like, no,
this is two degrees who called you're done getting paid
to five fault with restaurants all about it? Okay, I
done that. What about the people who write tickets for
(01:27):
cars who haven't paid for the the you know what
I'm saying, the person you are taking money away from people.
I think that that's such a stressful job because when
people come out and find you doing that to their car,
they start cursing at you and screaming at you. I
think you go home so stressed out from that jobably.
But Garrett, what do you mean they have no soul?
(01:48):
Because I've been in the situation where the guy starts
writing the ticket, and he's handwriting the ticket, so I'm
right there, and he goes, well, you're four minutes over
four minutes and now you can't you can't down for
an elevator getting stuck, or the fact that maybe I
was in the I was in the bathroom and I
had a run out, and I would assume that some
(02:08):
would let you go. Some won't. But when you have
a conversation with some of those people that are writing
the tickets, they just they have no They have a
blank stare on their face, Like do they enjoy their jobs?
I don't think they do. I don't know. I think
some of them do and some of them don't. Okay,
we we should open this up on the radio show tomorrow,
Like what do you do that people assume you hate
doing but you love but you really love it? Like
(02:30):
I would think people who have to clean the porta
potties would absolutely hate their jobs. A what if they
worked with other reported potty cleaning people and they love
working with them? You know, I don't know. I don't know,
because you know, we've been doing this for so long, Daniel,
I don't know what any other job isn't. I have
a friend who's a tow truck driver loves it for
the fact that, like he gets paid by a storefront
(02:54):
to protect the parking spaces out there. So if you're
not parking for that store, he comes into What do
they actually tell you? The science says this parking for
Baskin Robbins Only does Baskin Robbins keep an eye on
who gets out of the car and where they go.
Now they hire the toe company and the toll company
keeps an eye on it. I have a friend who's
a touch d really yeah, because they get paid off
(03:16):
of it. I would I would like to have catch
people bad people doing bad things culprit's like the culprit
thing like catching people accidentally doing something wrong, like a
dirty restaurant. I don't take joy in that because I
feel like, you know what teachable moment, Give them a pass,
let them clean up their act, and I'll come back
(03:36):
and see it. The rats and crap. I know the
intention I want the intentional people. So you want to
be a police office shop shoplifters for instant police officer?
You are? You are? You know? You were saying police
police officer, meter maiders, citizens arrest all the time? Someone
I want to do that? You want to be a
vigilante something? You want to be a ball Paul Lark?
(04:02):
What walking around in front of I have a question topic.
How much would it cost for them to pay you
to do something you hate? Like Brody hates anything green
on his plate? What have you got over? The job
to test green stuff cost? So many years ago, I
(04:24):
worked for a company called Red Robin. They're around the
country and as part of your training you have to
learn how to make all of the things in the
prep area. I had to make guacamole. What I didn't
know is they were going to say, now you need
to taste that's you know what good GLACAMOI tastes like.
And I said I can't do that, and they said,
you have to know what grocomole taste like. So I
had to do that. I had to put guacamole in
(04:45):
my mouth and I went great, great, and then minny
turning when I spit it out. So I had a job.
I had no choice. But that was the only time, though.
If I had a job where I wouldn't take a job,
if I had to do things like that, I wouldn't
take I wouldn't take a job where I'd have to
spit something out like marriage. A million dollars, all right,
Danielle or Elvis daniel the same question, may me two million.
(05:08):
I'll swallow taste mayo. You're you're the mayo tester. It's
your only job. There's no other job. The chairman of
hellman Is called and said they would offer you a
million daughters to be their mayonnaise taste. Here's the problem.
I couldn't do it. I would get fired. I'd be
thrown up all over the planet the mayonnaise plant. So
Charlie and the Mayo factory gives you a gold ticket
(05:29):
and says you own the factory at the million dollars.
Then I then I shut down the Mayo and opened
the chocolate. Yeah there is no chocolate, no, say you it.
You do hate mayo with a passion, But you inherited
from an uncle that you didn't know existed, the Hellman's
Mayonnaise dynasty. I hire a lot of people to run it. See,
(05:50):
so you would be a part of manage. But I'm
not eating it. But to be worthy to inherit it,
you have to eat it. You'd pass up the factory.
I can't do it all right. I would all up
and I'd be sick and feeling sick all the time.
I know someone in the meat industry who was a vegetarian,
and that's okay. Business is business, But you got to
hire people who are passionate about it. Who as if
(06:12):
you're a vegetarian for reasons like, say, you don't like
the cruelty to animal depends on that's the reason. Yeah,
but yet you're selling freaking tambargas. Yeah. I don't think
there's enough money in the world that could make me
work within the fur industry, that I couldn't do it.
You wouldn't be a beaver trader, you know. I was
watching There is an incredible uh, there's an incredible series
(06:37):
that's a documentary series that was that came out well
before two one. It's about the history of New York,
New York City, and they start from the very beginning
of you know, how the Native Americans were here. And
then this guy Hudson I was looking for China and
his boat. He took his ship right up the Hudson
River which is now the Hudson River anyway, and he
(06:57):
saw these beavers everywhere, and he said, I got this
is kind of a cool harbor this area has here.
And then this became like a big Dutch landing where
they came in and it was all beaver traders. They
made millions off trading beaver pelts. There's no beavers in
Manhattan anymore, So what happened to the beavers? We're wearing
(07:20):
a beaver so back then, I don't I don't think
they thought of, you know, beaver, They didn't think of
the fur trade, didn't think of you know what I'm
saying yeah. So you're saying, if I changed, if I
rolled back time, Gandhi, Yes, and you knowingly knew that
you had moved from the year nineteen to the year
sixteen whatever, And they said, well, you got a trade
(07:42):
for from beavers, and you know that you Gondhi wouldn't
want to do it, but then you needed to do it.
Would you do it now? I still wouldn't do it.
I don't think I could do. I can't watch an
animal suffer for any I just can't watch it. And
I know it's hypocritical because I do eat meat, but
I can't live fur. Trade to me is completely different.
You're saying it's it's two hands on two hands. You
need to be like third, third person removed, then you
(08:04):
can eat the beaver. What about the what about the
having a fair website? Um dot com? There's got to
be a lot of people behind that, whether it be
building it out and working for the company. That can
you be in a happily married situation and at the
same time run Ashley Madison dot com. I think I
think you can because you have to separate business and uh, well,
(08:26):
it's like that your belief Joe Francis, remember him, he
started Girls Gone Wild and he has a full family,
has daughters and everything. And it's the irony of it is,
you know, he has a whole family. He was pretty
wild there for a while. Yeah. I don't think everybody
in the tobacco industry smokes. You don't think if I
(08:47):
that worked at Ashley Madison and I was single and
they were single, I couldn't date them. I wouldn't trust
them your principles totally. I could. Well, even if you
did trust them, you just don't like that they're making
money off people who you wouldn't trust. I get that.
Could a virgin run the camera for a porn movie? Yes, absolutely,
because the director is the virgin director. No, No, not
(09:12):
at all. Absolutely, they studied other porn Absolutely they could.
How about this, How would you like it if you
met someone you fell in love with him, so it
happens she or he they're an escort and they you
know what I'm saying, and you actually have a relationship
with them, and you know that, Oh tonight Friday night
they have a quote unquote date. I don't think I
(09:33):
could do it. I know I couldn't do it. I
know I couldn't do it either. But I've heard of
relationships that do work like that, And there were some
people who wait, wait wait wait, would scary say? I said,
I could do it, not be the escort. I could
date somebody. No, no, I want you to be the escort.
Oh no, no, I could date someone knowing that they're
going to come back to me at the end of
the day. The boy have what kind of trust and
(09:54):
loyalty do I have in my relationship that I don't
need to trust in loyalty? You know, they're out being
in somebody else, not escort, escort, not no, not having
sex with I'm talking, I'm talking full as sexes. I
can't do that. I was out there giving it to somebody.
Have you guys? See in the Seth McFarland movie A
(10:15):
Million Ways to Die in the West, So it's a comedy.
But in the movie there's a couple where she's a
hooker and he's the husband, and so he picks her
up after she finishes hooking, she comes from upstairs and
they meet in the saloon. So in one particular scene
in the movie, she goes, oh, honey, uh, one of
my regulars would like it, you know, back door next
weekend I'll be able to buy you that birthday present
(10:35):
you wanted. He's like, oh, that's fantastic. So they it
was a thing that he was fine with her because
she was making a lot of money as a hooker.
You know what I find So the most troubling about
this story is there's a saloon. Western movie was one
of those yes, I mean it's a I didn't understand
(10:56):
the saloon contry. Well, I said that similiar ways. It's
a Western, Okay, saloon. I got to do it backdoor
so I can afford that. And he's like, oh, that's fabulous.
I can afford that new player piano you want for
your saloon. You can always just drive for uber. That
seems to be an easier way to handle things. I
had a really good friend when I was in college
who was He was an escort rely in Washington, and
(11:19):
he had a lot of senators and congressmen, and he
made a lot of money. Sure, and then one day,
you know, he realized he just wasn't the young guy anymore,
and he quit. He made a lot of money. Would
you be able to date someone who was a former escort? Depends? Probably,
he thinks probably. I don't know. I can't say no
because I don't know for sure. I think I would
still not be able to do. You think Alex used
to be an escort? That was where I was going
(11:40):
with this. Okay, he could never do it. Alex actually
has a fun sex for sale story, but I can't
tell it. It has to do with the online it's online, okay,
but no, I can't tell it. I can't tell his
story in the book. I'll put it. You'll let him
tell it. He may not want to tell it, so
(12:00):
man not. I really want to just call Alex and
be like, Alex, what's going on? Moving on? What else?
What's that light? To be paid to do it? Why
did you find out I've been paid not to do
it for many years? Had to go away? I didn't
Uncle Johnny got paid to do it to me. Yeah,
he said he was a bad male escort because he
(12:22):
actually bought drinks for the guys supposed to be paying
him money. I'm like, no, I have a question. You
have glitter all it's from the it's from these decorations
in here. It looks like you've been making out with
like a hooker. I've been making out with a Christmas
tree bushes a bush, So, Danielle, I was actually just
looking at you and thinking, how does she have glitter
(12:42):
on her mouth? Yeah? Yeah, pod calling kettle black. It's everywhere.
There's everywhere you making out with a hooker. You know,
maybe Elvis has the glitter on his face on the
Share concert. It still could be there and Gandhi farted. Yes,
did she far glitter? Did you go back to age
and meet her? Have you? No? No, I didn't have
you ever. I've talked to her on the phone. That's
(13:04):
I would do. I would love to introduce or to
interview Share. I hear she's very complicated. I mean in
a good way. I mean she's she's very multidimensional. She's
fun to talk to. What are you doing, daniel To
get the glitter off my face? You'll never get it.
It's in this area. I like it. I think it's cute.
Come lick my. I'm sure you know this, but it's
(13:25):
some strip clubs I've heard in the bathroom they have
d strip club stuff in the bathroom. So they have
like fabreeze to get the perfume smell off you, and
they have lit rollers to get the glitter off your club.
Really to bathroom attendant has all the things you need
and also they have like stained stick. If you have
like lipstick on you, the stains and the fabris might work.
There is no contraption in the world that gets all
(13:46):
the glitter off you. None. There's this. Look at this desk,
there is glitter al I sort of think this was
the sales department given us a subtle little f you,
which I appreciate because we complained about the other tree.
So they're like, cool, we'll fix your tree. Glitter everywhere. Bam. Yeah,
I respect that move pretty bad. I've never been to
a strip club. All my friends have never just have
(14:09):
no dancing clubs. No dancing clubs. No, I mean not
intel you know clubs, but not. There used to be
a club that for guys. Actually it was it was
typically women, but on I think Sunday night, stay like
guys strip and dance for you and stuff. It was
Uptown called the Club or It's on twentieth Street, and
we went a couple of times. It was a lot
(14:30):
of fun. But all the guys who were dancing, we're
all Russians, and I think they were all gay for pay.
I don't think they were gay at all because I mean,
there was nothing sexual going down except they were like,
you know, humping your face and stuff that's not sexual
at all. Where the guys were up on stage dancing
in showers, splashing, the guys would take showers. They closed
(14:53):
that down because it wasn't anyway. This has been a
weird fifteen minute morning show podcast Fifteen Minute Morning
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. I mean, I love our jobs. The jobs
we have are very unique, and I hope we never
take that for granted. But I know it's easy for
us to take you for granted. We've been doing it
for so long. We're very lucky. I love it. My
(00:25):
question is this, guys. If let's say we were restaurant
health inspectors, we had to go from restaurant to restaurant
to look for, you know, problems, things that you know
needed attention, things that could be you know, making people sick, whatever,
would we love doing that as much as we love
doing what we do here. Okay, well, here we go
(00:45):
around the fifteen minute morning show podcast table is Gandhi
and they're scattering. There's Dave Brody, there's a good American Garrett,
and there's Daniel Monaro and then yours truly, So yes,
do do people really enjoy their jobs if it's something
like inspecting restaurants or washing cars? I think it depends
(01:07):
on the type of person. I personally would not like
it because I know I would be ruining people's days
all the time, and I wouldn't like to do that.
I picture Roadie loving it going in there and being like, no,
this is two degrees who called you're done getting paid
to five fault with restaurants all about it? Okay, I
done that. What about the people who write tickets for
(01:27):
cars who haven't paid for the the you know what
I'm saying, the person you are taking money away from people.
I think that that's such a stressful job because when
people come out and find you doing that to their car,
they start cursing at you and screaming at you. I
think you go home so stressed out from that jobably.
But Garrett, what do you mean they have no soul?
(01:48):
Because I've been in the situation where the guy starts
writing the ticket, and he's handwriting the ticket, so I'm
right there, and he goes, well, you're four minutes over
four minutes and now you can't you can't down for
an elevator getting stuck, or the fact that maybe I
was in the I was in the bathroom and I
had a run out, and I would assume that some
(02:08):
would let you go. Some won't. But when you have
a conversation with some of those people that are writing
the tickets, they just they have no They have a
blank stare on their face, Like do they enjoy their jobs?
I don't think they do. I don't know. I think
some of them do and some of them don't. Okay,
we we should open this up on the radio show tomorrow,
Like what do you do that people assume you hate
doing but you love but you really love it? Like
(02:30):
I would think people who have to clean the porta
potties would absolutely hate their jobs. A what if they
worked with other reported potty cleaning people and they love
working with them? You know, I don't know. I don't know,
because you know, we've been doing this for so long, Daniel,
I don't know what any other job isn't. I have
a friend who's a tow truck driver loves it for
the fact that, like he gets paid by a storefront
(02:54):
to protect the parking spaces out there. So if you're
not parking for that store, he comes into What do
they actually tell you? The science says this parking for
Baskin Robbins Only does Baskin Robbins keep an eye on
who gets out of the car and where they go.
Now they hire the toe company and the toll company
keeps an eye on it. I have a friend who's
a touch d really yeah, because they get paid off
(03:16):
of it. I would I would like to have catch
people bad people doing bad things culprit's like the culprit
thing like catching people accidentally doing something wrong, like a
dirty restaurant. I don't take joy in that because I
feel like, you know what teachable moment, Give them a pass,
let them clean up their act, and I'll come back
(03:36):
and see it. The rats and crap. I know the
intention I want the intentional people. So you want to
be a police office shop shoplifters for instant police officer?
You are? You are? You know? You were saying police
police officer, meter maiders, citizens arrest all the time? Someone
I want to do that? You want to be a
vigilante something? You want to be a ball Paul Lark?
(04:02):
What walking around in front of I have a question topic.
How much would it cost for them to pay you
to do something you hate? Like Brody hates anything green
on his plate? What have you got over? The job
to test green stuff cost? So many years ago, I
(04:24):
worked for a company called Red Robin. They're around the
country and as part of your training you have to
learn how to make all of the things in the
prep area. I had to make guacamole. What I didn't
know is they were going to say, now you need
to taste that's you know what good GLACAMOI tastes like.
And I said I can't do that, and they said,
you have to know what grocomole taste like. So I
had to do that. I had to put guacamole in
(04:45):
my mouth and I went great, great, and then minny
turning when I spit it out. So I had a job.
I had no choice. But that was the only time, though.
If I had a job where I wouldn't take a job,
if I had to do things like that, I wouldn't
take I wouldn't take a job where I'd have to
spit something out like marriage. A million dollars, all right,
Danielle or Elvis daniel the same question, may me two million.
(05:08):
I'll swallow taste mayo. You're you're the mayo tester. It's
your only job. There's no other job. The chairman of
hellman Is called and said they would offer you a
million daughters to be their mayonnaise taste. Here's the problem.
I couldn't do it. I would get fired. I'd be
thrown up all over the planet the mayonnaise plant. So
Charlie and the Mayo factory gives you a gold ticket
(05:29):
and says you own the factory at the million dollars.
Then I then I shut down the Mayo and opened
the chocolate. Yeah there is no chocolate, no, say you it.
You do hate mayo with a passion, But you inherited
from an uncle that you didn't know existed, the Hellman's
Mayonnaise dynasty. I hire a lot of people to run it. See,
(05:50):
so you would be a part of manage. But I'm
not eating it. But to be worthy to inherit it,
you have to eat it. You'd pass up the factory.
I can't do it all right. I would all up
and I'd be sick and feeling sick all the time.
I know someone in the meat industry who was a vegetarian,
and that's okay. Business is business, But you got to
hire people who are passionate about it. Who as if
(06:12):
you're a vegetarian for reasons like, say, you don't like
the cruelty to animal depends on that's the reason. Yeah,
but yet you're selling freaking tambargas. Yeah. I don't think
there's enough money in the world that could make me
work within the fur industry, that I couldn't do it.
You wouldn't be a beaver trader, you know. I was
watching There is an incredible uh, there's an incredible series
(06:37):
that's a documentary series that was that came out well
before two one. It's about the history of New York,
New York City, and they start from the very beginning
of you know, how the Native Americans were here. And
then this guy Hudson I was looking for China and
his boat. He took his ship right up the Hudson
River which is now the Hudson River anyway, and he
(06:57):
saw these beavers everywhere, and he said, I got this
is kind of a cool harbor this area has here.
And then this became like a big Dutch landing where
they came in and it was all beaver traders. They
made millions off trading beaver pelts. There's no beavers in
Manhattan anymore, So what happened to the beavers? We're wearing
(07:20):
a beaver so back then, I don't I don't think
they thought of, you know, beaver, They didn't think of
the fur trade, didn't think of you know what I'm
saying yeah. So you're saying, if I changed, if I
rolled back time, Gandhi, Yes, and you knowingly knew that
you had moved from the year nineteen to the year
sixteen whatever, And they said, well, you got a trade
(07:42):
for from beavers, and you know that you Gondhi wouldn't
want to do it, but then you needed to do it.
Would you do it now? I still wouldn't do it.
I don't think I could do. I can't watch an
animal suffer for any I just can't watch it. And
I know it's hypocritical because I do eat meat, but
I can't live fur. Trade to me is completely different.
You're saying it's it's two hands on two hands. You
need to be like third, third person removed, then you
(08:04):
can eat the beaver. What about the what about the
having a fair website? Um dot com? There's got to
be a lot of people behind that, whether it be
building it out and working for the company. That can
you be in a happily married situation and at the
same time run Ashley Madison dot com. I think I
think you can because you have to separate business and uh, well,
(08:26):
it's like that your belief Joe Francis, remember him, he
started Girls Gone Wild and he has a full family,
has daughters and everything. And it's the irony of it is,
you know, he has a whole family. He was pretty
wild there for a while. Yeah. I don't think everybody
in the tobacco industry smokes. You don't think if I
(08:47):
that worked at Ashley Madison and I was single and
they were single, I couldn't date them. I wouldn't trust
them your principles totally. I could. Well, even if you
did trust them, you just don't like that they're making
money off people who you wouldn't trust. I get that.
Could a virgin run the camera for a porn movie? Yes, absolutely,
because the director is the virgin director. No, No, not
(09:12):
at all. Absolutely, they studied other porn Absolutely they could.
How about this, How would you like it if you
met someone you fell in love with him, so it
happens she or he they're an escort and they you
know what I'm saying, and you actually have a relationship
with them, and you know that, Oh tonight Friday night
they have a quote unquote date. I don't think I
(09:33):
could do it. I know I couldn't do it. I
know I couldn't do it either. But I've heard of
relationships that do work like that, And there were some
people who wait, wait wait wait, would scary say? I said,
I could do it, not be the escort. I could
date somebody. No, no, I want you to be the escort.
Oh no, no, I could date someone knowing that they're
going to come back to me at the end of
the day. The boy have what kind of trust and
(09:54):
loyalty do I have in my relationship that I don't
need to trust in loyalty? You know, they're out being
in somebody else, not escort, escort, not no, not having
sex with I'm talking, I'm talking full as sexes. I
can't do that. I was out there giving it to somebody.
Have you guys? See in the Seth McFarland movie A
(10:15):
Million Ways to Die in the West, So it's a comedy.
But in the movie there's a couple where she's a
hooker and he's the husband, and so he picks her
up after she finishes hooking, she comes from upstairs and
they meet in the saloon. So in one particular scene
in the movie, she goes, oh, honey, uh, one of
my regulars would like it, you know, back door next
weekend I'll be able to buy you that birthday present
(10:35):
you wanted. He's like, oh, that's fantastic. So they it
was a thing that he was fine with her because
she was making a lot of money as a hooker.
You know what I find So the most troubling about
this story is there's a saloon. Western movie was one
of those yes, I mean it's a I didn't understand
(10:56):
the saloon contry. Well, I said that similiar ways. It's
a Western, Okay, saloon. I got to do it backdoor
so I can afford that. And he's like, oh, that's fabulous.
I can afford that new player piano you want for
your saloon. You can always just drive for uber. That
seems to be an easier way to handle things. I
had a really good friend when I was in college
who was He was an escort rely in Washington, and
(11:19):
he had a lot of senators and congressmen, and he
made a lot of money. Sure, and then one day,
you know, he realized he just wasn't the young guy anymore,
and he quit. He made a lot of money. Would
you be able to date someone who was a former escort? Depends? Probably,
he thinks probably. I don't know. I can't say no
because I don't know for sure. I think I would
still not be able to do. You think Alex used
to be an escort? That was where I was going
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with this. Okay, he could never do it. Alex actually
has a fun sex for sale story, but I can't
tell it. It has to do with the online it's online, okay,
but no, I can't tell it. I can't tell his
story in the book. I'll put it. You'll let him
tell it. He may not want to tell it, so
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man not. I really want to just call Alex and
be like, Alex, what's going on? Moving on? What else?
What's that light? To be paid to do it? Why
did you find out I've been paid not to do
it for many years? Had to go away? I didn't
Uncle Johnny got paid to do it to me. Yeah,
he said he was a bad male escort because he
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actually bought drinks for the guys supposed to be paying
him money. I'm like, no, I have a question. You
have glitter all it's from the it's from these decorations
in here. It looks like you've been making out with
like a hooker. I've been making out with a Christmas
tree bushes a bush, So, Danielle, I was actually just
looking at you and thinking, how does she have glitter
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on her mouth? Yeah? Yeah, pod calling kettle black. It's everywhere.
There's everywhere you making out with a hooker. You know,
maybe Elvis has the glitter on his face on the
Share concert. It still could be there and Gandhi farted. Yes,
did she far glitter? Did you go back to age
and meet her? Have you? No? No, I didn't have
you ever. I've talked to her on the phone. That's
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I would do. I would love to introduce or to
interview Share. I hear she's very complicated. I mean in
a good way. I mean she's she's very multidimensional. She's
fun to talk to. What are you doing, daniel To
get the glitter off my face? You'll never get it.
It's in this area. I like it. I think it's cute.
Come lick my. I'm sure you know this, but it's
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some strip clubs I've heard in the bathroom they have
d strip club stuff in the bathroom. So they have
like fabreeze to get the perfume smell off you, and
they have lit rollers to get the glitter off your club.
Really to bathroom attendant has all the things you need
and also they have like stained stick. If you have
like lipstick on you, the stains and the fabris might work.
There is no contraption in the world that gets all
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the glitter off you. None. There's this. Look at this desk,
there is glitter al I sort of think this was
the sales department given us a subtle little f you,
which I appreciate because we complained about the other tree.
So they're like, cool, we'll fix your tree. Glitter everywhere. Bam. Yeah,
I respect that move pretty bad. I've never been to
a strip club. All my friends have never just have
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no dancing clubs. No dancing clubs. No, I mean not
intel you know clubs, but not. There used to be
a club that for guys. Actually it was it was
typically women, but on I think Sunday night, stay like
guys strip and dance for you and stuff. It was
Uptown called the Club or It's on twentieth Street, and
we went a couple of times. It was a lot
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of fun. But all the guys who were dancing, we're
all Russians, and I think they were all gay for pay.
I don't think they were gay at all because I mean,
there was nothing sexual going down except they were like,
you know, humping your face and stuff that's not sexual
at all. Where the guys were up on stage dancing
in showers, splashing, the guys would take showers. They closed
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that down because it wasn't anyway. This has been a
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