How Often Do You Reuse Your Towels?

We're discussing our towel etiquette today. Scotty B says he uses his for over 3 weeks! How long do you reuse your towels?

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
from morning show. Here you go, it's a fifteen minute
morning show podcast. Scotty, be in the other room. I
we really need some color on that wall, Scotty. What
can we do? Maybe we could get an elephant to

(00:25):
paint it. Maybe how you getting an elephant up here
or in here? Maybe it would take a long time.
It took a long time to get those paintings delivered
to the place. Okay, I'll make you something from you.
No like that. This elephant that you said painted the painting,
it took a long time to get them to Scotty.
If not an elephant, we'll have find some wildlife. Raccoons
do a paw paintings, Um, dogs do them, goats, all

(00:48):
kinds of stuff. Right, let's work on that. I just
put paint on a dog's paws and throw them at
the wall. I told you do that with slawyer. Okay, oh, yes,
we can do that. And there's Gandhi who's here. There's Scary,
and there's Garrett who's having a little bourbon. So I
have a problem. I'm addicted to this iced tea that
we have in our kitchen. Now it's not bourbon. No,
it's not bourbon. What is it? I think it's like
an Arnold Palmer Palmer iced tea with lemonade Azona. Yeah,

(01:13):
the Arizona iced tea. I cannot stop three four a morning.
Sometimes it's a lot of sugar in there. No, no,
it's a low sugar. So I got it, making sure.
And there's Danielle, and there's Straight Nate, and by the way,
Straight thank you for my Phillips Narrelko one blade, trim,
edge and shave, easy face and body groomer. Not a client.

(01:35):
Every once in a while somebody will just reach out
to us and say, hey, you guys, won't sure. I
will put it to the test because let me tell
you, you you got a lot to trim down. George swinging
on the Vinet a little bushy. So yeah, we'll see
if do you do it at home? Do you trim
at home? Where else would I trim? I? Well, I
have actually learned from Scotty b. I only triming hotels now.

(01:56):
So you got a cheap motel rooms cheap or expensive,
doesn't matter. But I don't like to get that step
into my pipes and drains and stuff like that. So wait,
how often do you travel that you're in a hotel,
usually like once a month or somewhere like once a month.
I bring it in did scar sensitive areas and below
the belt. Oh that's specifically for your dinner at region

(02:18):
Scary City. Was charging his before? Did you charge it?
It's all charged up, ready to go? You need to
call the Hyatt, Daniel, can I use your Hyatt point?
You're going to shave your dinner in the highest because
guys have Harry butts. Absolutely, but yeah, hell, that's what
are you gonna say when they say the reason for
your stay today? They don't ask you did they ask

(02:39):
you that? Say? They don't ask you that? Hello business
living under a rock guy, because you know I I
stay at hotels for a various number of reasons that
don't involve over just a poop. Because you here in
the building, the beautiful Higatt where we had our blood
drive Jersey City. That was number two? Shall we should?

(03:07):
You should? Now you should? My favorite bathroom hotels story
is scary. When he checked into wasn't that you you
checked and it was a friend of mine. It was
my buddy tall Darren who checked into a hotel and
the next thing you know, he goes in, he leaves
a bad one in the toilet, and then all of
a sudden, flushes hit. The toilet starts overflowing, literally water

(03:29):
on the carpets, everything. He runs out in disgusted, runs
to the front desk and flips the script and be like,
I can't believe it. I just I just I just
came into my room and they didn't clean it. S
there's poop all over my room and the toilets overflowing.
How did you give me a room like this? With
a straight face, really angry, and they're like, oh my god,
we're so sorry. They camped his whole stay and everything. Meanwhile,

(03:52):
he was the one who made the mess, but that
was his way of trying to get out of it.
But the poor housekeep department lost their job because your
friend lied about his Pooh, yeah, I know. You know
that one of your classy friends. Alright, changing the You know,

(04:13):
we did talk about this on the Today. The woman
in Germany who went on an extensive search on Instagram
to find someone that looked just like her. Her doppel
ganger founder befriended her, killed her, and used her identity
as her own, and then made it look like she
was dead. Do you have a doppelganger? Do you have

(04:33):
someone in mind in case you need to kill them? Uh? No,
I've had I've had a people who sent send pictures
of other people around the world that looked kind of
like me. But I haven't thought that I really need
to disappear yet to after day's show, I may all.
My doppelgangers are usually woodland creatures, so like a chipmunk
or some type of little thing. Yeah, I wouldn't be
able to get anybody it's a bomber. And also Rudy

(04:55):
Huxtable apparently don't look anything like Rudy Huxtable like today
or so. It looked like her when I was little,
and I look like her now as an adult apparently,
but I see that one kind of the most all.

(05:17):
You don't think so, No, not at all. Okay, no, no, no, no, sorry, Okay.
The other day we hit a possible on the way
to work today. That was an Aposi. That was God
that work that way, Daniel. Do you have your doublegangers?
I don't think so. I have never seen. I mean
people send me pictures of things that I'm like. I

(05:38):
don't know. I don't think I learning a person, so
I don't know. Daniel all excited in your notes to
me today, you're talking about the proper way to take
a shower. Yes, no, I don't. We don't. We all
have our own way and don't aren't they all acceptable?
Do we have to follow some general universal rule and
how to shower our body parts? Well, they're saying that

(05:58):
there are certain things that you don't have to wash
every single day. Uh like that. The people it's actually
a doctor, it's actually a doctor who was saying in
here are perfect. Uh, you don't have to shower more
than I think. They're saying like three times a week.
But you should definitely do your certain holes, like you know,

(06:22):
your armpits. You know, they don't even say every day
because you have sensitive skin. You know. There are times
where I've fallen asleep on like a Friday night, and
I didn't take a shower, and I'll wake up at midnight,
I'll like, I feel so gross and I'll have to
take a shower. I can't lay in bed dirty. It's disgusting.
And by the way, you don't have to soap your
entire body. They're saying that you really just need to
soap the stinky places like your feet, your armpits. You're

(06:45):
growing by soaping up everywhere, you remove a lot of
your oils and then it gives you dry skin and
more sensitive skin. And so we've been doing it wrong.
You don't soap every single thing. Well, as far as
your face goes, you need to wash your scrubby face.
But and I've noticed stinky at the end of the day.
I guess I'm salivating on my chin or something, because
my chin smells like spit? Am I the only one here? Anyone?

(07:07):
How do you smell your chin? Could I do this?
And the worst was when we were growing those mustaches,
Like I was smelling stuff that I've never smelled before.
I don't know what it was, but like, and I
shower regularly, but still something about growing hair on on
your lips. I heard that behind your ears. Just wipe

(07:28):
behind your ear and it's terrible. It's like it's like
your belly button. Yeah, and your belly button. So maybe
you got to get up in there with cute tips
and stuff any anything on your body than gandhi. I
guess that it's like a It's like a trap. If
you work out, you gotta wash your boobs because those
get really sweaty. Would you get under boob? I don't
know if it stinks of it's sweaty. I would imagine

(07:49):
it does, but it definitely gets you get sweat under there.
They don't take steamy showers like Gandhi and I like
to take hot It says, no three minutes and keep
it look warm because you're going to dry everything out.
I'm just saying, I'm just that's true. I take cold
showers in the morning. Soap is a detergent and it
helps to break down the top layer of oil to

(08:10):
get it off your skin. By soaping up everywhere, you
remove some of these oils and it makes you dry
and sensitive. I usually drink a lot of the shower
water while I'm in there. Don't you also pee on
your feet? I mean not on purpose, but if I
miss whatever, I try to hit the drain. But if
it goes on my feet, it goes time going to
the toilet. The more you're just gonna pee, the cha
I mean, it's the same pint. I think it's fun.

(08:31):
It's just an unmentionable thing. Okay, so I mentioned it.
It's one of those things we do. But we just
don't want to admit to can. I ask, like, what
do you guys do with your towel? Do you know
which part of your towel hits your sensitive parts? Yeah,
it's clean. What does it matter it's clean? Well, no,
because you use reuse your towels. I reuse my towels
for like two or three days. I use my two
or three weeks. But your towel is only two on

(08:52):
a clear body part. We'll get to that in a minute.
I'll dry my whole body with the towel. So maybe
my chandelier happens to hit a part of the towel
that the next day I put on my face, but
it's clean, chandelier, chandelier is clean. But the following day
it has touched my chandelier In the mean, I keep tracking.

(09:13):
I only use one side at a time, So Monday
fucking crazy for real. I'll use side A on Monday,
and then I keep tracking because I I say, do
you like, okay, if you hold on, if you take
a shower and you clean every part of your body
and you drn off with the towel, why does it
concern you? Because the towels it's touch clean, parts of

(09:34):
the the way I use it like a tape against
my back, and I know it's a certain side, and
then when I hang it up, I know which side
touched my body today. What does it matter is my question?
Body clean? You just took a shower. You are fully
guarantee that you got everything you needed to. Yes, you can.
And I can't use the outer side of the towel
because it feels different than the inner side. Yes it does.

(09:57):
Now there are some towels that do have different textures,
and I don't like the outer side. I only use
the inner. I don't know. I just don't like the thought.
And I'm guilty of this because I just ignore the fat.
It's all in your head. Yeah, I don't like my
balls touching the towel and then that towel touching. Let's
put it this way. Let's say you came to my
house and we had one towel and you want to
take a shower, and it was a towel I just used. No,

(10:18):
you wouldn't use it dripped dry? I dripped dry? Or
ask you for toilet paper or okay, know what did
you say? You? You you what you used the towel for?
How long, it's gone to three weeks. What's the big deal.
It's clean, but no, it's not mild. It tries. I
got two n c L towels that I stole from

(10:38):
the ship, and I alternate them. Aren't they great? No,
they're great towels. I will tell you Norwegian Cruise Line.
What a towel you guys? Still, I'm going to steal
that one. I'm on my next. I did not take
a towel. I'm just saying. I know five towels will
go three days, sometimes five days at the most. Yeah,
three weeks. I go two showers and that's a new

(11:01):
new towel. But still you go to the shower, you
soap up, you clean your dirty bits. If a towel
touches them, you're fine. It's like, it's just okay. It's
the same as I don't want to eat off that
fork because it had food on it, even though it's clean.
It's just same fucking thing. You must well throw your
silverware away. Look what you've done, don't right? Yeah, having

(11:23):
it touched it's a clean tea bag. It's a clean
tea bag. I don't want my I don't want my
fork touching your mouth when you come to my house
for dinner. But if I wash the fork, we can
put it in in another put it back in the drawer
after I use it. No I wash it. I like that.
You don't trust yourself to shower? Well, what do you
have crawling around your crop? I don't know what's over there?

(11:45):
And how about hotel towels? You know how many balls
those have been on, but they washed them in between.
That's the only place that I use wash cloths because
I really dirty them up. Oh my god. So you're
going to get into another hotel cross and cowing machine
and scotty a right right, just hotels, all of you.
Just I'm sorry, you know who. I feel awful for Dianna,

(12:08):
who has to capture all this on camera. Not okay,
you always know what's good because she tries so hard
to hold the camera. She's laughing. You can see that
she's laughing about something. You imagine the bathroom after Scott
He's done with it in a hotel, no air everywhere,
filthy towels piled up. I try to keep it clean.

(12:29):
Are we are we done? I think so? I think
we can. We're done. Someone has something earth shattering going on.
It's going twice. Nope, I gotta go by bye. The
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