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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.
So we gather again for the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast.
There's Froggy and Danielle and Scary and Scotty B and
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Gandhi and straighten Ate, and there's David Brody on the
new couch. Hell, it's not new, it's new for us,
it's new for this rule. Yes, Scary, what Scary trying
to get attention? What do you need? I'm just showing
Danielle my shirt. Yes, I'm trying to start a fight.
I'm sorry. The Mets took two out of three from
the Yankees in the I really don't give a ship
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because they lost. Scares because lost, but I don't cove
it in your face when the Yankees win. I don't
come in here and go get the Yankee beat the men.
I don't do that. Well, sometimes you do. Sometimes you're
doing that. You have done it, but not as much
as Scary didn't out. It's like, whatever the Mets are
sucking anyway, the Froggy jump in. Bro I'm not gonna
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say anything. Are the Mets sucking? The Yankees aren't doing
that great right now, but the Mets aren't doing that.
You either, wanted doing good and the Jets and the
Giants had a bad weekend. It was a good weekend
for New York Sports. Now Garrett's joining us. Hello, Hello,
did we start? Are we just fighting? Fighting? But my
question is, how does this We used to have that quarterback?
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How come he couldn't play that well when he belonged
with us at the Jets. I feel that way, Danielle,
because there's another receiver. I think Robbie Anderson used to
play for the Jets and now he's with Carolina. He
looks great, So he didn't play that well. Zach Wilson
played better. But this isn't what the podcast is. Sorry, okay, sorry, Yeah,
so bored sports sports anyway, So back from the weekend,
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did anyone have any uh things they want to report
back to us about the weekend? Anything? So I went
out to dinner with a bunch of my friends on
Saturday night. A friend of ours who runs a restaurant
in some of New Jersey, he was like, please come out.
It was great, but we took a bunch of friends
and then that awkward like bill came at the end
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where we're like, who the hell ordered the most expensive thing?
And so It was like one of those things. We
didn't call it, call it out at the table, but
we all each went home and be like, hey, did
you order this? Did you order did you order duck?
At the restaurant? So we're like, we paid for a
hell of a lot of money. So it was that
awkward conversation we had with you know who ordered it.
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We ordered it, but it was like that like, Okay,
well you gotta pay a little bit more because we
all ordered like burghers and and uh, you know scallops.
No one ordered the duck. You know, I'll tell you
something weird that happened. So we were all out on Friday.
I when out was Scary and some of his friends.
A few of my friends came and I ended up
leaving before they all left. So Scary picked my part
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of the bill. So the next day when I saw him,
I was like, hey, can you tell me how much
it was? No, I'm not going to tell you, just
know it was so expensive. Oh my god, the amount
of money. Man, we did some damage. I said, dude,
how much? Like how much do you I'm not gonna
tell you, but damage, yeah, but I'm not going to drinks.
The drinks at up drinks, food. I mean, we're having
a good time. We were there for a long time
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and he wouldn't tell me. He just kept saying how
expensive it was, and I was like, dude, give me
a number. So I finally just venmoted him a number
and he was like, oh, that was too much. I'm like,
I will kill you if you don't tell me how
much I owe you. I don't know what to do
with this information. It was so stressful. Well, speaking of
spending too much money, Froggy says, Lisa made a worthless purchase. Yeah,
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look at this. Has anybody ever used one of these things? Yes?
They were, Oh yeah they do. Actually, what is it?
If you get a bug bite, you're supposed to put
it on the bug bite and you pulled back on it.
It's supposed to suck the bug venom out of it.
At least it's like, oh, I thought this thing that sucks,
And I'm like, oh, this sounds great. I've actually heard
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those are those are great? I've used it? Okay, she
tried it last night. I saw her trying it. She
didn't want me to see her trying it, but I
caught her trying it. And then I then caught her
fifteen minutes later, itching the ship out of what was scratching?
What was itching? I'm like, I thought you used the thing.
It doesn't work. It is crap. At least it will
buy anything. If somebody tells her it works. If there's
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there's if there's a thousand reviews and nine hundred and
go away. If nine are bad and one person says
it works, we're buying it. I'm like, no, well, I
think you have to get it, like really immediately, like
as soon as it bites, so you have to get it.
But then more than that, there's something called afterbite, and
that works really well. It's like a like a little
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way to order some afterbite anything. No, do not order afterbite.
It doesn't work. We don't ever get bit. Maybe no,
you're not Scary. What's that by? We had a problem
on Saturday. Scary was very concerned because on Friday he
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texted me that Gandhi and Nate and a bunch of
the people were going to Carmines on Saturday. Uh. And
then Saturday he called me, goes, are you coming tonight?
I said sure, and he gave me the list of
the forty people that were going, and then I said,
was Nate. We showed up? He was? Nate ghosted me,
I said, why he goes? He's not returning my calls,
my text messages. I don't know what'll happened to him. Well,
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I'll tell you what I'm so many voices in Scar
explained what I was about to say. No, well, it
would sound better coming from me, but go for it.
Read you predicted the future, Brody. I, Well, I wasn't finished.
I said. Either one of two things happened. Either he's
doing that I don't answer the phone on the weekend thing,
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which is fine, or he took a gummy and he's
out cold for the weekend. Yes, yeah, go ahead, Scary.
So sure enough, this morning Nate comes into the story
that he took a gummy and he was out for
the weekend. And he also texted Gandhi and I yesterday
privately and said, I don't know what happened, man, I
took this crazy gummy and let's talk about that. Thank you, Scary.
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Let's talk about that gummy gummies? So how many milligrams
did you get in you? Well? Okay, so backstory, we
had these gummies from like two years ago that we
got in California at this place called med Men, and
they were really good. But I had one a few
months ago and I didn't feel like it kicked in,
and I didn't feel like i'd got anything from it.
So on Friday night, I'm like, fucking, I'm gonna take two,
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which were five milligrams each, so that's a total of
ten milligrams. So Heather's out with a friend and I decide, okay,
I'm gonna take some I'm gonna watch some TV. And
I put on Band of Brothers, right, that old show
from HBO about the World War Two. So it kicks
in when the planes are taken off to attack in Normandy,
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and it felt like the planes were flying directly at me.
They were, and so I'm like, whoa, these planes seem
really real. I'm like, oh, it just kicked in. So
you were tweaking. I was. I was so high. Then
I finished Band of Brothers and I'm like, okay, I'm
gonna watch the end of Castaway. Why I decided to
watch the end I don't know, but I started bawling
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when he loses Wilson. And then Heather had been out
with a friend and I hear somebody at the door
and I'm like, fuck, somebody's breaking it. Use So instead
of like seeing what's going on, I decided to hide
in the corner of the couch because we have an
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L shaped couch, thinking that if somebody broke in, they
wouldn't see me in the alpo. So no, I didn't.
I was like, I had a blanket huddle up in
the corner. You were high as high. Yeah. So then
I had to sleep on the couch because I didn't
trust going upstairs, so I didn't sleep well. So Saturday
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I was sleeping off and on most of the day
just to try and catch up because I couldn't sleep well.
Then why take gummies if it's gonna end up? Oh well,
such a terrible Just taken the one, I would have
been fine. Yeah, five milligrams is kind of where I go.
But when I was asking Gunny, I'm like, okay, I
thought they lost their effectiveness if you don't use them.
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But then well then we thought maybe they get more
effective if you don't use them. I think they might
get more potent because I took one over the weekend
and it was also quite a doozy and it was
left over from a little while ago too, but also
you can't take two at a time. You have to
take the one way. And see you don't want it
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all at the same time. That's overload. They actually, yeah,
I don't. I think they do. So you'll throw they'll
throw them away and you'll go buy new ones. But no, yeah,
you overdid it. Man oh man, And this is my point.
If you're gonna do that, why do you want to
put yourself in a situation where it's miserable? I mean
that sounds awful, I mean it was. Yeah, I definitely
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got the paranoid thing, you know, and I don't do
HI very well. So well, okay, So one time when
Nate first moved here, we invited him out here. It
was our friend Dennis. The three of us, Dennis, Nate, me,
we were in the pool and we smoked some pot
whatever and Nate started flipping out. I'm like, oh, we
gotta get him to bed. First time off, well, I remember,
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So we smoke a joint it's called the joint, right
that we had your pool and so then Elvis had
It was like two in the morning and Elvis asks
if I want some pie and at my a f right.
So I'm like fuck yeah, I'll take some pie. So
he gives me my own pie and we go. Remember
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we sat on the porch and you ate an entire pie,
ate an entire pie, and then you're like, hey, walk
on the grass. Take your shoes the grass. And it
was the weirdest like like I could feel every individual
blade of grass between my toes. He says, and he says,
you know, he says, uh, oh, if you smoke pot,
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does there hurt your heart? And why are you asking?
Because I've had fifteen heart surgeries and I don't know
if I should be smoked. Dude, you've already smoked. It
was like, what do I need to do? Oh my god?
Point where getting high supposed to be fun and it
was like a total bummer. Didn't Scary have a similar
experience when the first first time you had smoked. Scary
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high is a strange thing, you know. One of Elvis's apartments.
It was early on, it was the big Yeah, it was.
It was one up tip and we were the same
thing where it was you offered me a joint and
I got high with you, and I just remember that
being my first time I ever really really smoked, The
first time I inhaled it. You liked me, you told
me you had you had smoked, and then so then
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you smoked. You said, by the I was kidding. I've
never felt like it's an asshole turning in on the pod.
I'm just happy Nath didn't lie to us and he
actually hied. He has a story with intricate details. That's nice.
It was it was, it was yeah, and then we
got food on on Saturday night. Because by the way,
I don't know if this happens like we're like, there
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was so many dirty dishes from me, like eating random
things right, Like I had like three bowls of cereal
and I didn't use the same bowl. I had three
different bowls that were just sitting on the coffee table.
I was. It was a fucking mess. I can't do drugs.
I can't. You don't need to, there's no need to
do him. I don't know. I can't imagine Brody being high.
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What would that be like? I never gonna know that.
That's fine. I've seen you drink a little. I think, yeah,
I've had a half of corona in front of you.
You went crazy. I'm not in front of you guys anymore.
I drank one time and Scotty be took pictures of
me under a pool table trying to eat chicken fingers.
I'm not drinking. That was wild. We're like, where's Froggy.
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He's he's under the pool table eating chicken fingers. That's
because he doesn't normally drinks. I don't even know how
or why that happened. I don't even know. Don't you
know what. Here's my thing. If you don't want to,
if you don't want to smoke, or you don't want to,
don't write. Joggy and I were just saying that we
have no idea what you guys are talking about, because
we've never done any of that stuff except eating the
whole pie. Eating the whole pie that I totally get
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and I don't have to be high to do that.
I'll walk on grass. Don't walk on it, I'll walk
on the grass. Baffoot. I felt just so. I felt
bad for Gandhi on Saturday night because you were there
for like the first ten minutes and then that was
the end of you, because you ruined your entire night
because you took one of those things. I don't know
what it was. It was maybe the gummy. It was
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maybe like low blood sugar, but it was your friend
with the thirteen penis away. Yeah. I was there for
about ten minutes, had some salad, and then I was like,
you know what, guys, this is terrible for me. I'm
going home. Friend Dina with the pink hare she goes,
I said it was Gandi. She goes, Oh, she went
to the third floor and she's laying flat out on
a bench and you can Carmine Restaurant. Doesn't sound fun
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to me. It wasn't. That was actually really not fun.
But the worst part Dina reported back to me that
somebody was like, oh, where did Gandi go? And Scaries like,
she's taking a ship. I think she's been gone for water,
like people are eating dinner, as people are eating like
all these people. The guy with the thirteen inch digs
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over there, like what she should. It's got a huge cock,
and Gandi's taking a ship. What's everybody else doing? And
that guy was defended by what Scary said. It's terrible question.
If you have a thirteen inch penis when you sit
down and take a crap, does it go in the water?
Probably not every time, not every alright, alright, that really
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let it let the room on fire. I have I
have a question for Gandhi. Yes, so um. When I
texted you last night, I said, I'm sorry you weren't
feeling well and I missed you know, I missed spending
some time with you. And you said, oh yeah, I
got sick. I don't know what happened. I went home,
but you clearly know what happened. No, I genuinely don't,
because I take gummies all the time and that does
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not happen. I thought maybe you didn't want to tell
me you were on the gummies list. Why would I
tell you if I tell the whole world right now now?
Did you? Because I'm I'm a reputable gummy person. Yes,
I did, and I've taken those same gummies so many times.
That's why I said it was definitely something different. It
was either low blood sugar or low blood pressure, because
a little bit of orange juice and then doing what
I'm supposed to do if I have low blood pressure
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did seem to do the trick. But I wasn't about
to sit there at that dinner and cause a scene
regardless of what it was, So I left and then
Scary told everyone I was pooping. Well, you scary singing
singing degrees songs at the table. Yeah, he was obsessing
over the guy from such a sweet guy. He was
a stripper, right, he didn't met at the strip, think
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he was. He was not a tripper. He was the host. Yeah, yes,
it was like, that's kind of like being the guy
on the porn who only starts in the beginning. And
he asked you to leave while other people perform. You're
the announcer at the trip club. That's really not a
that's not a compliment. You guys are keeping me up.
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I'm tired trying to leave saying goodbye everybody. And someone asked, scary, Hey,
what was ninety degrees as biggest hit? Don't as scary
that he'll start singing singing. Jeff turns, and he was,
what is that guy doing exactly ruining my music? Oh
my god? Hey, well we gotta get out of here.
Uh love you all mean it? Oh wait, I apologize
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it's scary for getting so nasty to him early on
in the podcast. No, you weren't nasty. He was. He
was pushing your buttons. But I still could have been
I still could have controlled myself a little bit more.
I love you, Danielle, Why are you apologizing You don't
owe him or anyone on a pod trying to be nice?
Stop a nice won't be nice? Bye, guys. By Let's
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