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February 3, 2020 15 mins

We recap what we ALL did last night during the Super Bowl! Plus, we have special guests, Alex and Uncle Johnny!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents show Wow. We got a full house
sitting around the penis shaped table, Gandhi, there's Dave Brody,
there's a scary and there's Garrett and Danielle, straight Nate

(00:27):
and my husband, Alex. Husband, it's weird saying that. I'm
still not used to this. Is it so funky? I'm sorry?
I said, is it still funky? What does that mean
to feel? To say? Husband? It is funky? Okay? Yeah,
I mean how are you doing it doing with the
husband thing? Yeah, it's weird, okay, Alex, you were disgusting less,

(00:47):
I was. Yeah. So we went out to we went
to went out to Felini's and so, as Brody calls it,
I came in today with the Felini's flu. Wasn't me.
You're the one that brought it up. Did bring it?
So you have to have the credit take credit for that.
So we went out and we had a lot of
fun and actually I paced myself last night. Every other

(01:07):
drink for a while was water. That's a good way
to do it. And then so the n y U
hockey team, who knew they had a hockey team at
ny They all came in, sixty of them sixty and
so we're so Alex says, let's buy them all shots.
We three bottles of Patron and we went around with

(01:29):
the bottles just pouring it in everybody's mouth. Goodness. Sounds
like a good time though, Yeah, it was. It was
a good night to be a hockey player. Was it
post game? Like, did they just come back from a game? Nor?
Because they smell after a game. That's the worst smelling
athlete ever. It's true, you know, Garrett, You're right. Hockey
players they sweat so much and they don't clean their

(01:51):
equipment and their uniforms and their bodies. They stink. We're
having that conversation last night. You know, we sniffed. So
our special guest is Alex here. Let's move on beyond
hockey players. Gandhi, how was your Super Bowl weekend? I
had a great weekend. It was pretty low key until
last night and then we went out and had a

(02:11):
really good time. I was actually out with Sam and Andrew,
and I told you I saw Sam's ugly side, which
is anything competitive with Sam, she turned into a crazy
brought that out. She brought a game to the bar
where we were watching the Super Bowl because she wanted
to play the game, which seemed all innocent at first,
but then when you start to play a game with Sam,
she just man, the claws come out. She gets nuts.
It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen, because she's so sweet. Yeah,

(02:34):
Sam is very competitive, you know, we've learned that from her.
Her boyfriend Will says the same thing. Don't play a
game with her, she gets nasty. It's nasty. And I
was laughing, especially because it's just so much sweeter to
beat somebody when they're like that, and they were losing
so bad. It was great. Sorry. Sam. We actually went
to a game night on Friday night at UM. So

(02:56):
first it was remember I went into the escape room,
but after the escape when we did it is like
a family game night challenge. So it's an actual game
room show place, and it's like you're in a in
a room and it's it's like you're in a real
game show. So half of the you're in it's, oh
my gosh, it's at UM the Mall, Palisate Center Mall.

(03:18):
It's awesome. So we first we played a family feud,
then we did like UM the drawing game? What is that?
Something like that dictionary? We did a beer pong type
of a game. We didn't cup stacking game sounds fun.
We had to put a ball between our legs and
like get it over to it. It was like it

(03:38):
sounds in Spencer Gifts. No, it was. We honestly had
the best time. I have not laughed. Take me next time.
What's up? Talking about games that you've played and somebody's
not a very good player? Bad sport about it? I
remember playing Have you guys ever played Strtigo? My brother

(03:59):
would always beat me. I think we were like ten
or eleven twelve when we were playing. He know, he
was just good at the game, and he beat me
every single time. And I took it, you know, I
learned as we went along. And then finally I was
about to beat him and he knew it and he
takes the board throws it against and that was the
last time. I don't want to play anymore through it against.

(04:22):
And we haven't played since. I loved that game, and
I haven't had anybody. I had a friend named Mark
who played that game against me. What it is? It's
like a war game, so your pieces face you and
their pieces face them. So if you have like a
private and they have a general and they meet, they win,
it's like chess. But he would just say to me,
what do you have? I go into private. He goes, oh, yeah,
I beat that, And I would take his word for it,
and then I found out later he was lying. Whatever

(04:43):
piece had beat that. But isn't that isn't okay in
life to cheat every once in a while. No, this
is so much about you. If you had to cheat
at a board game where there's not even money on
the line, like there is nothing to gain except hear me,
hear me. So let's say you're going to college and
you have a tough professor. Let's say you, okay, you

(05:06):
blow your professor for a better one of those things
in life you gotta learn how to like ahead. I
don't think that's lying though. I think that's being strategic.
How far you could get by doing that, man, I'd
be in a different Is that the game you will
playing with your friend? How was your Super Bowl? It

(05:30):
was okay? I ended up watching it alone only because
my wife were not for her birthday. One of my
kids at college, you know, the two one was upstairs
watching reality shows and one went to a party. So
I'm like, my two daughters that have a chance to watch,
you're not watching. How depressing. Then about a half hour
into the game, like doing it, calls me from up
stairs and starts screaming, this is awesome. He was watching
the game, but without you. Well, I joined her, and

(05:53):
my middle daughter called me and said, oh my god,
you gotta explain this. This is awesome. So as it
turned out crappy to begin with, who of them were
actually watching the game? I tell you, I love the
game last night, and I love the halftime everything from
beginning to end. It was just a great night on
a Fox. It was fat and fantastic. What about you, Alex,
how was your night? It was great? Hanging out with

(06:15):
those college boys. Stop. I think I might go back
to college an entrance entrance examine. Gandhi has a strategy
for you. You know, birthday boy, how was your scary?
How was your weekend? How was your super Bowl night?
It was great. Celebrated it at a bar with some friends. Uh,

(06:38):
you know, it really was a super Bowl party first,
and then you know, my birthday just came in. They
wheeled in a cake during halftime and uh, I just
a little upset because I didn't get to hear the sound.
That's the downfall of watching the game at a bar.
You don't get the sound of the h of the
of the commercials. You know. They did turn it way
up for the halftime show, you know, and for the

(06:58):
play calling and stuff like that. But a DJ was
starting to spin in between during the commercials, and We'm like,
what are you doing? Saw some visuals. I didn't hear
much audio. What's that? It's scary with sparklers. Yeah, there's
a video of scary they brought out. They brought out
the sparklers, you know, when you couldn't see the game either.
Apparently too with the spark there was a couple of bottles.
And I didn't ask for it. That's the thing. I

(07:21):
didn't ask for it. It was very nice though. Scary
was just talking about the commercials. I saw a commercial
last night, and I want to get the new Hummer,
the electric. The electric you're not getting. Ah, But it's
like a tool SHED always wanted one because and then

(07:42):
they went away and now they came back and now
it's electric and hardy drive that you wear. Until Danielle
made fun of me that the night you met Alex
for the first time, he was wearing a hardy. Everyone
was like that Jackets the star of the show, my underwear,
my jacket, everything, Because I'm not getting he made fun
of I will not. Ever. I always felt that people

(08:06):
that get hummers are missing something, yes, and they're making
up for it. I'm not. I'm hearing a different conversation.
If you want to just find a hockey team, Garrett,
how is your super Bowl? Now? I had about ten
neighbors come over and we just drank until about the
fourth quarter, and then we all thought the Niners were

(08:27):
gonna win, so we're like, oh, screw it. And then yeah,
but did you you know Scary cheated on his diet yesterday.
I'm scary. Good for you. I had no choice. I
had to have a bite of my own cake. Good
for you. That's okay, all the bad things right there. Actually,
I see your face getting thinner. Yeah yeah, yeahpecially your
tire around your mid section. But you're good. You have

(08:48):
to go another two weeks. You look great, Thank you,
he really does look I'm down twenty three now. Is
it true when you lose weight it makes your penis
look larger? Yes, that's doctor Dr Oz said that you
gained the optical inch for every every thirty. Yeah. I

(09:09):
remember him saying that I was, you know ingrained in
my head, grained in your head restaurant. You know, it's
more it's yeah, it's more of a reason to try
and lose. So, Daniel, you had a great Super Bowl night, right.
We had so much fun. We had so much fun.
It was a lot of fun. We won do we
win any money? We had lots of food, let's drink,

(09:29):
and it was very relaxing. We just had a couple
of people over. It wasn't crazy and it was it
was just nice. Shopped online a little bit to ate
all that Ferlini's food. They kept bringing it out, and
you know, and all those college boys they were going
to the buffet. They have a buffet in the back.
I never went back, but they would come out with
a plate with a mountain of food. Like, if you're
in college, you have you have free food, You're gonna

(09:50):
mountain it up. You have to. You can't afford any
of delicious growing boys. Can I tell you one thing
I missed about living in California? What's that straight? When
you watch the Super bowl. It's it's at three thirty
in the afternoon, and then you're done eight o'clock. You
get home. You can still sober up if you need to.
I want to do that. Hey, were you mad at
me or coming in kind of drunk here today? I

(10:13):
think we had a good show. Yeah. Am I really
a pain in the ash when I'm a little drunk? No,
this is great everyone. I think the listeners really loved
it too, especially I mean, I saw so much love
on the text messages. I think it depends who you
are how you answer that question, because for us it
was great, right, But for Nate I saw his hair
looked like his hair was getting pulled out of his
head because he has a job he has to do

(10:33):
and it's radio. I just wanted to make sure you
didn't say anything wrong. You only had to hit the
dump and button once with me. What did I say?
I said, Oh my god, oh ship, And you're cursing
about sports? I know, so I was fine up at

(10:55):
a that moment. I'm like, I guess I should be
paying a little bit extra attention today. But other than that,
I thought we had a great show. That was the opening. Thanks.
I had a really great night last night. I love
that game, and I'll tell you why. I'm not a
huge sports fan, but I do appreciate the forty Niners,

(11:17):
and I appreciate Kansas City. I appreciate Patrick Homes, my homes.
I appreciate things a little more this year than I
having Super Bowls passed. And so it was a great
game and halftime. I gotta tell you, everyone was a
little surprised at how great Shakira was. Jlo is, of
course perfect Shakira, which is great, But Shakira is not

(11:43):
that far behind forty three. She's look an amazing too.
They're aging in reverse like Benjamin Button's and they explained
the picture I sent you about this is a very
good point. So you know, j Lo is, how old Daniel?
So one of my favorite shows, The Golden Girls. Rue McClanahan,
who played Blanche Devereaux. When she started that show, she

(12:05):
was fifty years old, and so, wow, look at this,
but that's a different. How is that? Like? How is
it possible different? How is that possible? Different? They're basically
the same age different. She looks like my great grandmother,
not even my grandmother, my great grandmother, Like, how old?
You know? Rue? McClanahan, whatever her name was. She was
a beautiful lady. That shaming. I'm not arguing that, you know,

(12:29):
I like older ladies. I'm into that, But how is that?
How is that the same age? I even my kids
were sitting there last night, Like my fourteen year old
he was like, how old is she? Am five? And
I look like ship. There are so many She doesn't drink,
she doesn't do anything to do, walked in. I was downstairs.

(13:01):
Everybody everybody knows me down there. I said, ten years.
I don't have a card to get upstairs. We're doing
the podcast right now, you're on. Oh good. Anyways, Um,
I met this guy coming up into the moment. We're
speaking to the microphone, the woman who works here, and uh,
he's a woman who works here. Well, she she's in

(13:22):
the other side. She sees Uncle Johnny. How how are
you if? I said, fine? Anyways, she was waiting on
somebody that came and he sells wine and I said,
oh great. He goes, uncle Johnny. I have something in
here for you. Maybe, he says, because I sell wine.
I said, well good, because I'd like you to come
into the station. I want to do a wine tasting

(13:43):
one morning. Of course you do another reason to get drunk. Well,
where did he give you a bottle? He's over there
and the other side of the building. Where were they? Uh?
Good morning? How's everybody? Johnny? How was your super Bowl night?
That's what we're talking about. That was super Bowl was

(14:05):
last night? Yes, yes, no, it was wonderful. I really was.
I'm glad that the Chiefs one you actually know who won? Yes,
yes I was. I was. I knew because I had
I was riding around night and they had all these
TV shows on and I was looking for my half.
I gotta tell you, Yeah, we gotta show Nate this picture.
We're passing Uncle Johnny's hairpiece around to all the hockey players.

(14:28):
We only have like thirty seconds. I don't think you're
getting that hair back. Oh my god, do that? What? So?
What is it? Tell us l onun The Golden Girls
used to go to Stonewall and she's friends with Tree,
so I used to go and drink with Oh my god,
look how young you are in that picture. Then show
Danielle how hot you are? So jealous? My husband used

(14:51):
to be hot. Alright, the music is coming up. It's
time to end the fifteen minute morning show off

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