I Found Your Bags…. What’s In Them?!

Heather lost her bag after a trip last week, so Garrett calls as the (semi) upstanding citizen who found the bag!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jarrett has the phone tap today? What's it about?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
So? Carly emailed us and wanted to play a phone
tap on her front Heather. Now, the two just went
on a trip last week, but Heather lost her luggage
coming home. So what I'm gonna do is play the
part of the upstanding citizen who found her bag and
want to get it back to her.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
See what happened to Garrett's phone tap?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hello, My name's Sean Hunter. I have your your bag
here of clothes. Were you at the airport last Sunday?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh my gosh, yeah, thank you so much. That's great,
No problem.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, I must have looked like mine. But you know whatever,
So how do you want this to work? I mean,
how can I get it to you and stuff?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Can we meet up somewhere?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
No problem? But so for me finding your bag? Is
there anything in this possibly for me or something?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
You know? What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
What monetary value can we work out? Does at least
you know, two hundred bucks?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Can you just like give me your information and I'm
going to just come and get it, like right now,
Me and my boyfriend will come and pick it up.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh, no, that you bring in the boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Need to be a decent person and give back what
you took.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, you know, I think I am a decent person
because I haven't gone through your stuff yet yet.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Do not go through other people's stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Then what what am I getting out of this? Then?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
All I want to know is like, seriously, what is
this in the bag? Though? What? What? What possibly could like?
What is this doing?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
And so.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Why do why.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Is something of this nature in your bag?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
That's what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I know what this is?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
What are you messing with me? You're going through my what?
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
That is gross? That is great?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
What is gross? What is gross?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Can I just ask? Do you have a boa in
your bag? And that type of adult toy?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
What do you do in my bag? I don't know
what you're talking about. I mean, I'm gonna call the
cops and have them trace this call because you're freaking
me out. Do not touch anything else in my bag?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Oh, I've never heard her talk like that. Oh my god,
she's calling that's hard. She's calling me right now?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What do I do we'll call it right back on
one second.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh my good, I love Hey.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I was in the shower. You will not believe the call.
I just got this, like crazy dude just called me
and said he found my bags and he was going
through my stuff right now. And I don't know what
to do. I don't know if I should like call
the cops on this guy, sor I got a call cruise.
I gotta, I gotta get over there. I think you
overreact too much on too many people. That's all I overreact.

(02:55):
I'm overreacting. He has no idea what he said to me.
I called you for a little bit of support, and
now I'm getting this bitch attitude that I don't need.
Right now, You're bye, I'm leaving.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Hey, Heather, Heather, Heather. My name's Garrett from the Elves
dur In Morning show. And you just got phone tats.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You guys don't know where my bags are.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, all right, cool.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
On your face whatever, Rely, bitch.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
She called her the B word.