I Ruined Your Hardwood Floors

Shane messed up Joe’s dad’s floor, and had to fix them. So Skeery calls dad as Shane, ready to collect money for the double job!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tapping? Scary? What's your phone's
up all about?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Today?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
So Joe wants a phone tap his dad.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
They hired this contractor, Shane to come in and redo
the floors in their apartment, and they screwed up the floors,
so Shane had to redo them, and then they settled
on a final price. So I'm gonna pretend to be
Shane and mess with his dad. Joe starts to call.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, you'll hear, oh is this Joe? This is Joe.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
This is Shane from a hardwood floors. How's everything?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
We did the.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Polyurethane job for you? Yeah, your dad and I agreed
that this was a seven hundred dollars job and we've
only received three hundred dollars from you.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Who is it?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well on a second, but I'm your dad's right here.
Hold on, let me on the regular phone on who
are you?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh, how's it going? We spoke in your son's bedroom.
It's Shane, Shane.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Listen to me. Listen to me, Shane. You said four
hundred dollars and I said toe you hop out three?
You said okay, well no that that.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Was three hundred dollars then and then four hundred later.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
You want to know something, Go yourself. I don't even
like you, all right, go yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Who do you think you are?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
We did a joke yourself, That's who I think I am. Shane,
you got big balls. You better get off the jew
so whatever you're drinking, all right, I'm a stand up dude.
Don't play with me. I'm tired of you, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
How are you tied of mind when you're the one.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Because you came here, all right? You came here like
a pret Shane. You see you ain't right, Shane. I
would never recommend you to nobody if you were the
last person on earth, all right. And you're a rap
fasted all right? And your work is sucked and you suck?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
How that you insulted my secretary? And you're a stand
up guy, right I insulting you're a secretary?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm insulting you? Your work stinks?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Did we or did we not? Thing down?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Leave me alone. I had it off for you. I
paid you in cash. You know it, and I know it.
To cut the now, right, don't call me back. I'm
not answering you.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
A bill for four hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Take me to court and you'll close your back.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Rick.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Wait, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
You're making me angry, and you're making me angry.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
You won't like me when I'm angry.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Rent, I paid you in full and well. It did
the job and that was it. I'm sorry that things
ain't going well in your life.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Beat me halfway.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, I can't meet you halfway. There's nothing to me.
You understand.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'll do the staircase for one hundred and fifty dollars extra.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
No no, no, no, no no no. I don't want
anything done. You understand. I'm sorry your business is going
down the tubes. It's not my foot.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I didn't mean to agree on that.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I mean, I, Shange.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Come on, man, you took advantage of me that day.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I did not take advantage you.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I was a third coach.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
You listen to me. Shame Shange, shame, shame Shang.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
You are pulling a Jedi mind trick on you as
to make me agree to it for such a low price.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Shane, there's no more money coming out of my it's
just not happening.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Listen, what if I put you on the radio. I
know people in radio for what You've been phone tapped? Rick, No,
this is scary.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Jones, No, he's not good. Your son's phone tap and you, dude, No,
I'm sorry to god.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Okay, this guy MutS me crazy, This guy MutS be hush.
What's the matter with him?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
He's hallucinating the Elvis Durant's phone tap