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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms Present Minute Morning show? Hellove, So what are we
going to talk about on our podcast? How about we
talking about how much junk and you'll keeps in the
chair next tour? Shut up? So every time Scary wants
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to sit down to do the podcast is did he
just say something? We're moving to move the stuff. I
was taught at an early age never ever touch a
woman's purse. But you don't stop there though. Yeah, well okay,
so now you have a place to sit. Okay, Scary,
we're almost one minute into the show. Well we got
a one minute. Wait, we have fourteen minutes left. What's
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the funny man making? Oh? I can tell Scary and
Brody A're gonna go at each other. I saved that
energy for the Brooklyn Boys podcast. What's what You're about
to say? I was gonna say, can we address how
our lovely phone screener Die aim and who I adore
was thinking that the word foliage was pronounced foiliage her
entire life foiliage. So I'm I'm wearing this flannel that's
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got fall colors on it. Pretty thank you. I was
sitting at the door and She said, I love your shirt.
It's giving me foliage vibes foilage. What do you get
the foliage? So my boyfriend says something you have. My
boyfriend and I were talking about it a few months
ago because he thought it would be a cute like
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date like day date. Um, And I guess he's just
been letting me pronounce it wrong for the past what
three months? He's incorrected. He has not said a thing.
Maybe he doesn't know. Maybe he thinks it's foliage. Well,
I just yelled at him about not um correcting me,
so let's see. She did see him a voice note. Yeah,
so what is it? What's the proper term foliage? Foliage?
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But you know, it's one of those words where in
most words, I like, the more you say it, the
more wrong it sounds. Yeah, it happens to me a
lot with the word fork. The more I say fork,
the less it makes sense to me. Mind cinnamon, they
sentamontamon cinnamon. You can't think about if you think about it,
you can't say you can't say cinnamon. But I have
many words like that I can't say. And I told
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Diamond because she called she left his voice note for
her boyfriend was like cursing him out. She's like, Samuel,
you idiot, coming out here looking like a dummy. And
I said, friends, correct friends in a nice way, so
don't worry. She feels stupid, but he hasn't for many
Here's Alex called asphalt ash fault, and so one day
I said, are you saying ashphalt? He said yes. I
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said it's asphalt and he looked at me like, no,
it's not, dummy. Another one is espresso. Don't says it's
clearly known as espresso. What's a lot of people say, replenish,
It's not replenish. It's never heard that replenish. But that's
stupid red plant we always fight over. It's it's you
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know here, Okay, I'll tell you when if you look
up point setia, it says clearly right there, point setia.
But it also says also could be pronounced point set
because dumbasses have been calling it points seta for all
these years. And now there's like it's okay to be stupid.
What we can we talk about the bridges and how
we've gotten resistance. Brodie has the bridges. Brodie Brodie's sent
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in complaints to our local traffic UH experts, experts, what
what New York City Bridge General Kashusco had a bridge
named after him, Right, but it's spelled it's a Polish
name with a lot of a lot of consonants. Yeah,
but it's it's Koskiasco to people who don't know how
to pronounce its go So I emailed them and I said,
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you guys, you guys are saying Koskiasco, but it's it's Kashusco. Also,
they were pronouncing the van Wick Expressway the van Wyke,
even though it was a guy named van Wyke. Everyone
calls it in wait, tell them their sponsor. Um, these
are traffic professionals and we'll get into a fight with
them if we correct them. So we just let all
of the traffic reporters decide how they want to pronounce it.
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So they just change the name like a family name,
the official word from corporate. That's crazy. So you know,
you can save foil foilage if you want. It's just
not it's not correct foliage foliage. We learned new stuff
every day, but I didn't know that the term un
phase was f A Z. I thought it was a
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phs p h A S. E. Had no idea for
a long time. I learned stuff every day, learning stuff
every day. I was in a bank on Saturday, helping
my mom with some banking and had to sit at
the little the desk where the woman, the bank expert
works and she's telling my mom about the bank branch,
and she's, oh, and we've got a drive up a
t M machine and we have an indoor a t
M machine. And you know, most people wouldn't even think
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twice about a t M machine at a bank. And
it doesn't matter, Brodi doesn't make her less of a
person because we all know the M and a t
M is machine, so it's basically you're saying automatic teller
machine machine. But later she said pin code to my mom.
So I said to her, thank you for not saying
pin number, and she said, oh, I would never. I said,
why not, Well, the N and pin is number. I said,
it's funny, it's just like a t M machine. Some
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people say that, but it's a t M. But I
said it like I wasn't referring to her. And she's like, yeah,
do you ever annoy yourself? Never? Ever, moments when you're like, God,
I'm annoying you, I do it. Myself halfway through that question.
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But I also don't care about that, so I don't
care that I annoyed myself. I do have a fair question.
Now you're out with your family, Okay, they know that
this is you. Have they accepted that? Are they like,
oh my gosh, please No? They haven't talked to him
three years now. I do not get away with correcting
my kids on their grammar. But I do it anyway,
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and they don't change. That's spiteful because it's me telling me.
I will tell you this. When I see you, uh
spell something incorrectly, it sticks like sticks out like a
sore thumb, because because you, of all people, would give
yourself grief over it, like so scary and eye. We
actually look for you to make mistakes, great joy in
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your mistakes, and you actually make You do make a
lot of spelling mistakes. I will tell you occasional, I
do tipe too fast, and my keyboard on my phone,
my fingers are too big. I've made the keyboard bigger,
my fingers still hit three or four keys, so most
of the time it's a typo. I'm sure there's a
couple of times I've reversed eyes and e's. He's a
voice to text guy too, so that also is the yeah, yeah, yeah,
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I sent a wrong there the other day. It should
have been E I R. I sent on an R E.
Oh I correct it right away, do you? Yeah? Immediately?
I mean I would like stop a plane in mid
air just to make sure they know that. I know
I'm a mistake and I'm not correcting you, but we
all make mistakes. If you did that, I know you know,
so I would be like, oh he voiced text it. Yeah, yeah,
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I do it all the time. It's just really terrible
on Twitter when you have like a great tweet and
you write live instead of love, and then if you
delete it, all of the stuff goes away and all
the comments. So you just have to sit there and
correcting yourself. You know. The thing I hate motivate the
iPhone and I hate, uh the word ducking comes out
when I'm trying to spell the F word. I have
literally never meant ducking. It always says ducking, right, and
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you've never meant what the duck? Now I'm talking now,
if you go back and it seems like you would
teach it, it's fucking not ducking. And after you teach
it enough, it would figure it out, but it doesn't.
It's trying to be polite. I think. I think they're
supposed to rethink that, teach themselves. But it's not learning.
Not learning. Our gadgets are giving us pushback. I don't
like it. You know what I started to do though,
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I started to be nicer to my Alexa. We were
talking one day and I said, I'm kind of rude
to her, and you guys were like, no, I'm nice
to mine, say please and thank you. The other day
I woke her up just to say thank you. It's like, Alexa,
thank you for that. She said, you're well him, and
then we moved on. I think we're building a better relationships. Yeah,
we live in this world where kids think they can
talk to everyone like they talk to their alexas commanding, demanding,
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you know, orders, and just like ba. I'm in my
car with my four year old and he goes, Alexa,
put on put on Old Town Road because that's the
song you listen to nine times, and I have to
explain to him that Alexa is not built into the car.
It's just a radio where I have to push the buttons.
And so he comes into the front when the cars
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parked and we're in our driveway. He pushes the button
and goes, Alexa, play old Town Road. Hudson doesn't work
like that always. It's great for homework. Let me tell you.
Oh my kids, go mom, what's the answer this? Hold
on Alexa. By the way, this podcast is turning on now.
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Uh yeah, well we see. You gotta keep in mind
of the echo, right, what's it called that is? That's
the radio? Now, that's what the radio is. Now there
is no radio, is there? Do people still listen to radio?
Where did I see a radio the other day in
the car. That's what we do for a living. I
know it, I know. But they also can hear another place.
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I have a bathroom radio and I bought it specifically
because I wanted a classic FM AM radio. And it's
a little box and it has one speaker. And I
listened in my bathroom while I'm in the shower. Are
you listening to yourself in the bathroom? Well, no, I
listened to I listened to the news. But it's my
one moment that I do something very archaic. You know,
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I don't have another radio per sea. Really, this is
what we do for a living. I'm sorry, but I
just believe in we don't do that for a living.
We do this for a living because what happens to
that is what takes this to people. By the way,
someone just asked if he listens to himself we were driving,
where were we driving? I have a story too, after
years ago, after we're driving his car and he put
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on our radio station in New York one hundred and
his commercial came on and I was talking him. Okay,
so we were we were in the back of an
uber two days ago and he's listening to see and
all of a sudden, Hi, I'm scary Jobs. It's scary.
He's like selling us, you know, a doorbell or something.
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And then two commercials go by, and then there's a
second one. Hi, Scary Jones. Here you'll get a doorbell.
And I said out loud, I said to Alex, I said,
he scary selling everything on this radio stage. He's everywhere.
And the guy driving said, yeah, I hear him all
the time. He's always selling something. You should start doing
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your commercials with. Hey, it's scary. I'm back you, back again,
back again, scary. Now I want to tell you about
Oh my gosh, that's good at what he does. I
will tell you you say the doorbell camera thing. I'm
not going to mention the client because Brodie gets upset,
but Sloman's that on the on the Book and Boys podcast,
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there would be a jingle that followed that sings that
was scary, inappropriate, commercial slipping, not cool. Because I gotta
listen to this people anyway, and I can't listen to
the Brooklyn Boys. I hear them in four hours every day.
It really is. There is a purpose. I'm going somewhere
with this. My father is like Anthony, there's been a
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lot of crime on any Fourth Street recently. I wanna
I want one of those door but I want to
see what's going on on cameras in the front of
the back of the house. So I set up an
appointment for the Sloman's people to stop by the house.
I get a call from my father and then from
the next room, the guys here. He wants a drill hole,
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the brick face. He wants to run. Why is up
the side of the front of the house, and he
because the internet's in your room and he's gotta go
to a closet. I gotta take all the cans out.
He goes. I said, Dad, I'm like, don't embarrass me.
I'm like, I'm like, you don't understand. And it was
it was ten minutes of very intense talk with my
father or my mother, and my mother's backing him up.
I said, do you not do you? What? Do you
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not want cameras for the house? Well, I could talk
to him off a ledge, and I gotta tell you.
I got an apology phone call yesterday from my mother
and my father saying, Anthony, the picture on this crystal clear.
I can look at my phone. We went out Wegmans,
and I looking at the front porch. I got a
notif kids, wait, hold on, when did you get the
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Wegman's account? But my point is, why is it that
parents they get thick headed and they don't listen to
their kids. The older they get. I said, everything's gonna
be okay. They did a wonderful job on the wiring.
They covered it all up. Everything was immaculate. He couldn't
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have been happier, but he still had to put me
through that. They didn't know that I would give anything
to get that phone call from my dad complaining or
you know you shake now? How you feel out scary
that copain about something? Is that the first time you've
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lowered the boom using your departed dad the first one? Well,
I will tell you your conversation about parents and the
relationship there can't make you're scary. I just can't believe
I forgot that time that you were on Ricky Lake
and her talk show when your aunt my aunt Vinnie
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Aunt Vinny. You didn't see this video, I'm gonna send
it to you. They set me up on a blind
date and then and that's why the show Blind Date
then called me to be on blind date. There's there's
a couple of videos of me out there. The Lucky
Lake Show is from like the year. The best part
is when they introduced him, they say, ladies and gentlemen,
Scary Jones from and sings his own theme song intro
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and we didn't even let him seeing it on our show,
but he thought it was big. It sounds awesome, and
the whole audience of only he said, no idea. What
he doesn't mean to have someone to have pillow talk
with at night, But don't feel sorry for them. Their
loved ones are here to put an end to their
lonely nights. Aunt Vinnie says her love nephew, DJ Scary Jones,
because the Morning Zoo here in New York City may
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sound like a player on the air, but deep down,
he's a nice Italian boy who just needs to find
a good girl to settle down with. You want to
hear this great, He definitely needs a girl. He has
so many girlfriends. I'm on the radio. They're always saying
talking about all these different girls that he's going out with.
I know he has a lot of girlfriends, but he
needs a real girlfriend. Does it bother you that he
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does sound like a male slut on the RADIOLO on
the radio, Wow, tell you what, we're gonna get into
this on the show to get audio. I got the audio,
so Scary comes out and says, yeah, I'm a hard
you never knew this existence. I'm gonna get into this tomorrow, Scary. Now,
I have something to do to day to call in tomorrow. Okay,
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fifteen minute morning show O