Instagram Vacation

We catch up with everyone and the amount of instagram vacationers there are! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Elvis represents fifteen minute Morning Show. Hey, Hello, what are

(00:25):
you doing? Scary? Look? How scary? Did you notice that
Scary moved his camera up away from other parts of
his body? Just face? I wish I could right now.
I feel very very exposed. Hey, welcome to the fifteen
minute morn Show podcast. There's Froggy, and there's Danielle. You're scary,
And there's Nate, and there's Scotty b and Garrett and

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another scary Scary. Do we have gandy and recording somewhere? Scary?
Look like someone's holding you hostage? What are you doing?
You're okay, we're Scotty. No, you didn't. He didn't have
his mic. We can't hear Scotty. Well, we don't, Scotty,

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but ye should. But you're right, we should, but we
don't blench. How about now? That's my favorite. When there's
a technical problem, scaries like it should work, but it doesn't.
Think it's our first day back from vacation, and uh,
you know, I don't think anyone slept last night. I don't.
I'm I have no clue what day it is. I

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have no clue at meal I'm supposed to eat next,
I'm in a fog. Oh yeah, your jet lag must
be Oh my god. Being in Europe, we were like
six seven, eight hours ahead, depending on where we were. Yeah,
eight hours we're were you with eight hours? Six? I
was six. I don't know about you. I was six.
I was six. Yeah, so it's like afternoon nap time. Yeah,

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let's just take a nap for fifteen minutes. I would
love that. Do you remember naptime? We should bring that back,
we should. Anybody actually napped her? How? No? I used
to like look at my friend's sideways like this. It's terrible.
All right, So what do you want to talk about?
I'm too tired to come up with an idea. I
don't have a plan. So Scary sent the picture of him,
you know, thinking he saw George Clooney and them all,

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and so I figured, you know what I'm going with it, Yes,
Scary you saw George Clooney while on vacation. I'm not
going to find him that he didn't see George Clooney.
I'm just gonna say, you know what. Yes, it was
a blurry. It was like pictures of it was like bote.
You can't really see it. It's blurry. I mean it
could have very well been here. He immediately sends back

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his Google search. I was like, that's not even the
right house. I did a boat tour when we were
in Como two months ago and we went legitimately by
Clooney's out I googled the image. It was his house,
that looks like his physique. Then he gets the fence
in the shirt, in the white, you have the patch
of gray in the hair. Are you yelling microphone? All

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I'm trying to do is see the best the rest
of your pictures at the bottom, see if there's any
nudes in there. I have driven a boat past Cluney's
house and come up. I don't remember if that's it
or not. It's been so much. I googled it after
he sent everything over, and the house that Nate sent
that he passed was the one that they have on record.
That's clooney property. That's the same That is a totally

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different color. That houses a bright yellow don't know. It's
the white one and the yellow one next to each other.
I don't think that that house is too small for Clooney.
The house that you have it could be his side house,
side house. He would never be side house. Sure you
have a compound anyway, I need to believe. I think scary.

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I think Scary got hustled by his boat tour guide. Yeah,
that's more like George Cluney's also the Pope list Clue's
out house. That's where he goes to go pooh. That's
where Fairness Gandhi remembers this last month we were in Miami,
we were also taking a boat tour, and we were
in the intercoastal or Star Island area wherever we were,

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and then all of a sudden, the guy goes and
that is where DJ Kalen lives. And our friend Cheryl
screams out and there's DJ Khaled and we've had a
video of him and it really was him. He was
on the phone pacing his backyard. Yes, but he didn't
have to dum in to see DJ Kaled in your
photo and that one now it's j Kaled, did you
I'm not a lie? Yeah, of course, the same thing, Garrett.

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Let's just say great John, bringing back to the exclusive photos,
let to like think about all these tour guides. Do
you think they feed a line of bullshit to send
people remember do you remember when we were in London.
We were all one of those double decker busses. Greg
d got up on top of the bustphone, took the

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microphone and he started just making ship up about stuff
and they were passing people. Harry Potter, I did that
in l a and the guy was like, oh, this
is Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeter Jones house. You know
who came out to throughout the uh dr Phil throughout trash.
Dr Phil's house taking out through trash. You can make
anything up and people will believe it. Yeah. You know

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who I saw in Disney World Tracy Morgan. He was
with his whole family and he was on a scooter
because he you know, obviously Disney World you walk a lot,
and he was using a scooter. So people thought he
was like filming stumping because he was walking around honking
at people and people are like Tracy Morgan, but he
was telling them to move, but they were laughing. And
Disney was hot, like it was a very hot. He
was stopping and saying hello to everyone. I think would

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do that, but it was just funny it listen, it
was so hot there, it was unbelievable I was there
with Froggy and Lisa also, And first of all, do
you know what it's like being with a tween that
is constantly tick talking NonStop everything is with the phone.
It's it's unbelievable. And so and we had she made
us go to this Crumble Cookies. Have you heard of

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Crumble Cookies. It's like the most TikTok to instagrammed uh
cookie place I want to go. They're opening one close
to us somewhere and somewhere in the city. But I
mean every two seconds like no, no, put the cookie
back down, and like the guy that's serving us, she's like,
no, no no, no, you gotta put take it back out
of the oven, you know, and she's doing her whole
It's it's like scary. Can relate to your point about

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Instagram double moments, what is the one we follow Instagram
creatures influencers in the wild? I saw so much of
that going on, where a woman would be standing in
the middle of this beautiful palazza or whatever it's town
square in a prague and her boyfriends, you know, shooting
with the camera and she's going we were in the

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Blue Lagoon. We were in the Blue Lagoon. The woman
slowly backing up and her hairs, you look like such
a When we were in the Blue Lagoon, We're all
in the Blue Lagoon, I hang out and there's this girl.
I mean, she's got it's not even a full swimsuit.
She's climbing up on the rocks, almost slipping and falling
and busting her ass on the rocks, and her boyfriend

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is pay for her to fall. Yeah, we really were.
We were not being nice. But she was turned around though,
and she was like making that make love to the face.
I don't understand the concept of wanting to make love
to the camera. I don't know. Then you get paid
for all of your views, I wouldn't. I have the

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most non Instagram boyfriend ever. He takes two pictures, even
if someone's taking it of him, and he's like, all right,
I'm done now. He will not participate. I saw the opposite.
This poor guy. He must have taken a thousand pictures
of his girlfriend or wife or whatever to the point
where he would give her back the phone. She would
quickly swipe and just shake her head again and then
just take so he must have done this three times.

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Finally he gives her the phone and just walks away.
Were all joke one we had our little way TVs
on black shand we're all like that. But that's because
we couldn't get the jump right. That's because not everyone
jumped at the right time. It's not because we all
look like crap. And I realized that my wife cannot
jump at all. The cutest thing she gets like at

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off the ground. That's it. That's it. I mean, that's
that's jump. Can't jump. I'll tell you to the best
Instagram boyfriend is, it's Andrew. If you want someone to
get the best photos of you, Andrew takes the best photos.
Did you know Andrew wanted to go to school for photography?
Oh he did, Yeah he did. Hi Andrew, here he is.

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Here's Andre. Hi. Everybody Rocco talking about your Morocco experience.
It was unreal. I think everybody should plan a trip
like that at least once in their life. Incredible. The
desert camp was amazing, although they shut the era off
between ninety seven thirty brutal. I have never swept so
much in my entire like am so that's like a

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wake up call. You know, you got to get up
and out because the air shuts off and it gets
to be like a hundred degrees social gout. There's a camel,
and then it turns back on at seven thirty. But
you don't go back into your tent and tell them.
But we did a t ving. I wrote a camel.
I got to see so much that I never saw before.
It was unreal. Did you go into Marrakesh and new

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shopping and stuff? I did. I went to the Medina.
It was so much fun to go to the Medina.
Always will steal the ship out of your pockets. Yeah. Yeah,
make sure to have the supper. Ones about traveling though,
is appreciating home. Because what couldn't you wait to do bacon,
egg and cheese. I wanted a bacon, egg and cheese
so much. I just wanted to bacon cheese. Um that waits.

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They didn't have bacon egg Okay, well we didn't have Morocco.
They have Actually I had a pork owner that was
in London. No, but I had a lot of it
is bread, which I'm a huge bread fan. But even
by the end of this trip, I mean, I came
home and I need a bagel. But it's just with
different types of bread. A lot of bread, so much bread.

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I thought you, Daniel in London, we hit the best
Indian food known to man, danielle well, because that's probably
some of the best food I've ever had, best Indians.
What I've ever had is there rest? Oh man, I
went to job. We had waffle house. How did you

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hit only three this time? Only he's so obsensible. He
loves it and he always gets the same thing and
every waffle. My favorite vacation moment was not even from
my own vacation. It was from Scotty b as he
went down Splash Mountain. Yeah, with froggy frightened. I will

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check it out, you know, I just screenshot at that picture.
I didn't buy it. Oh another thing on vacation, of course.
But that's the thing with That's the thing with Disney photos.
If you want just that one photo, you have to
buy your entire day's photos for seventy dollars. You cannot
buy buy one picture. Yes you cannot. I'm not gonna

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do that. We're scary. Almost gave himself a heart attack
when we went out on the water one day. We
had a very small I guess they would consider it
like a dinghy. Totally fine on the water. He after
the first up. We're supposed to go to seven little islands.
After the first one, he was like, I think we
should go back. You guys, I think, like, I'm done.
This is the way what I expected. I've been on

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those boats. That wasn't a dinghy. That was a pretty
big boat, and it wasn't that I didn't think it
was bad at all, if you know. But they were
white caps. The waves were like going up and down
and down, that's what they do. And I heard a
creak and I'm like, this a break in half. I
was fearing for my life. Chose to sit at the
very front when moved to the back, and then he

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held on for dear life, and all I could hear
was him screaming in his titties clasen the whole time.
It's not gonna like that's like they didn't have those
bolts in Brooklyn. Those bolts are not in Brooklyn. But
I was like, okay, guys, I think we need to
talk about this. I think we should all go back.
I'm like, this is the first stop. We're not going back. Look,
you know you had a marine Injuried Gandhi Danielle got

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cut on a roller coaster. You had your titty flap.
We all made it back safe and it was ready
for our next vacation. I believe it's a holiday vacation. Yeah,
it is what Christmas I know. This is the next
big one. We're gonna have to work. We're gonna get
out of here. Thank you. Fifteen minute Morning Show