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January 30, 2024 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Firm, say.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Elvis sixteen Morning.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Show, the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Yesterday's I hear
it was seventeen minutes, so today's like twelve.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who knows, who cares?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Let's go, uh, Nate's here, there's Garrett, and there's Danielle,
and there's Gandhi and.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Scottie b We're scary. I'm here. I don't see you
on camera. There, you are scary.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I think so much weight he's becoming in.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
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Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey, okay, let's talk about being out in the dating world.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Scotty went to a pharmacy in his neighborhood the other day.
And you know the pharmacist behind the counter, don't you.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I do. I know her because I've been getting you know,
medicine there for a long time, and I needed to
ask her a question a couple of months ago, and
I needed to send her a copy of her prescription,
so I have her cell phone number in my phone.
So a couple of days ago, I went there to
pick up my blood pressure medication, nothing exciting, and there

(01:20):
was a new girl at the register. And so when
I gave her my name. She took it out of
the little binch. She said, yeah, here it is. Oh,
hold on a second, I'll be right back. So she
walks around to the back to where the pharmacist is
and then comes back, you know, like ten or fifteen
seconds later, and rings it up. And then the pharmacist
comes out and she goes, oh, did you have a question.
I'm like, no, no, no, it's all good. I know what

(01:41):
to do with this. And she's like, okay, it was
nice to see you, you know, And then I left
and I went home, and like ten minutes later, she
texted me and she says, I'm so sorry that that
was so awkward. That's a new girl at the register.
And I told her anytime a hot guy comes in,
she should come around and get me. No, not that
I'm tuning my own horn, but I mean it was

(02:02):
very I told her that's very flattering, thank you very much.
So the cashier thought that I was attractive. So that
was that was a highlight of my day.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
But I like how they have a system.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
If someone hot.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Comes in, come back and I'll come out and ask
them if they have a question about the medication.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, but you know what, It's weird though, for a
pharmacist to do that, because then you see what the
medication that the hot guy is getting, and then you're like, oh, no,
he's hot, but I don't want that. He's got a rash.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Even better, that's all good for her. Yeah, she knows
what she got going on. She could take care of you.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's true, and they see all sorts of things. I
don't think the things bug them that bug us.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Wait, do you know the pharmacist? Well, I mean I
know her. I'm not friends with her. I know her
from from going there for so long. Wait, so is
she interested in you? Like, no, no, no, no, no,
she couldn't. The counter is so high she couldn't see
me standing there. So the girl just went back because
she's like, oh, I guess there's a hot are you now?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
When I do have a question, does the pharmacists know
that you're single?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yes? Because is the pharmacist single? I would assume so
if she's looking for hot guys.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
This could just be her way. I'm laying down.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
You know, you know, laying down. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Why would she take the time to text you that
I look at this, Scottie. I think this is somebody
trying to say.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hey, yeah, there's something more here. No, she texted me
because it was it was an awkward interaction.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I was like, yeah, but she's she is basically telling
you that they think you're hot.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah. No, the cashier did.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, Scotty, you are not yours.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
So you're not read.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Again, you guys are turning this into something it might
not be.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
It could be thought would.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
You go out?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, so why don't you ask her for coffee or something?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Because it's weird because you know what the medications like
stirs You guys are stirring the ship.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, wait, what medication do you get that you're afraid
of her?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Seriously, she can tell description, strength, preparation.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
H do you think that's written in your chart now, Scotty,
So when you walk in, yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I think the cashier is doing her dirty work.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Actually that's what I think.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
And doing well hold on, but she is. They have
a plan. The hot guy walks in, the cashier supposed
to go get her, I think. So she went and
she went and got her, not knowing. Oh it's Scotty,
you're hot.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
It means, okay, make the next move, cowboy. Did she
send any emojis?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Cowboy?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I don't think so. Egg plant, no.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Pillow at the very least, Scotty, you know that the
person who went back and got her thinks you're hot.
So if that one is single, try both.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay, So she said, she said sorry, I told my
tech to make sure that she calls me out of
a hot guy comes to the counter. So that's what
that was about. L O L. I said, oh, thank you.
That's so funny. I'm flattered. She said, l O L.
You should be, and then I did a smiley face.
Read read between the l O ls that she wrote.

(05:04):
Just don't judge that I use my text as wingmen
the prescription for glasses. Because you right now, if.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
She listens to this fifteen in the Morning Show podcast,
please text Scottie that you are interested in yeahs, lady.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
You guys are embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's like the heaven your mom trying to find you
a date.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
What's her name? What's the pharmacytic? And we've learned anything.
Scotty can't be trusted out in the world on his own.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
That's right. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah, it's a little alien.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
So he is.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
She has to be frustrated.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
She's like, what else can I do for this guy?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
How can I get his attentions? It just seems as
if she sent that text, she is definitely wanting to
connect in some way as a friend or as a
supporter or a lever.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Do you guys remember the last scene in Dumb and Dumber.
They're walking down the road, they got no money, nothing,
and the bus pulls up to wine Tropic Girls and
they're like, hey, we're just looking for two oil boys
to come on tour with us. And oil is down
before each match, and Jim Carrey goes, well, you're in luck.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
There's a town back then. Way I am. I am
completely oblivious. I have no idea what's going on. Send
her kissy face emoji. This is a list of things
you should not be doing. I just I'm gonna have
to send my prescriptions elsewhere when it's embarrassing stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm here no offense to anyone.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
You know, I love you all.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
If and I don't see this in the future, but
if ever i'm single, aget and out in the dating world,
I'm not telling ship to any of you. None of
you because you guys all you all you think you're helping.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
We are we always help you think you're.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yes, yes, you do good advice. I mean I listen
to everybody's advice, but I don't take it. We know
you don't take it.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's why you're a mess.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Like diamond like with this other girl. Diamonds like, don't
you text her? You or wait, don't text her until
you said that to Danielle. Don't text he.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
That because here's the thing. She said she would get
in touch with you when she got back.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
She has not.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's been a day. You're like, I'm gonna text her tonight.
No you're not. You're gonna wait till tomorrow. See if
she texts you. I think you are a little too eager.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Well what if another boy text her? She jumps on that.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I'm sure she's probably guys are definitely texting her.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
This is your phone to Gandhi or Danielle and have
them respond to these.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
This is why he's on blood pressure medicine. People, You're right,
he does seem to be a bit anxious. I'm very
high strung.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Look at me, very did anyone else in here? See
Fargo season five. No, No, there's a character in there
who has the same hair as that that Nate has
right now.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
It's very midwestern.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
The thing is, if she's mildly attracted, she's definitely being
hit by a lot of guys coming through, and but.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
She's choosing you, So that says, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Scott Es.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
This isn't a competition. If she wants, if she sees
something else and someone else, let her go that way.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
You don't want, you don't want to any make me
sad for something. For one, I'm not forcing it. Look,
I messed up one night, that's for sure, because I
had an off night. Let's just move on from that.
Did you up out of your balls? No? I did,
But I just I just I had an off night.
And I don't want that to be a reflection of
how I normally am because I know.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
But you know, but you're putting all your eggs in
that that one night basket. Like, No, if she, if
she can't understand you had an off night and you
still have other qualities that are worth going for, that's
her probably.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I think I still need to explain that to her.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
No, we do not explain it.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Already explained it I don't really know.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
And also, like your quote unquote, off night is reflective
of who you are. You are like that, that's just
how you are. Who cares if she doesn't like it? Goodbye?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You have those pharmacists texting lo ol to you.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah, she is not laughing that much.
Some of our eggs and put it in the pharmacist basket.
How about that?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Also, Scotty, how long has she been your pharmacist?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
A couple of years?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, just reces.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Happened to It is a nice career choice. I needed
to send her a photo of a prescription so she
could look something up for me.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Sure, I'm sure, I bet you did. She makes good
money and she's smart. I like this the whole plan.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I'm not listening to you guys.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
She knows what she's doing.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I just thought that that was a fun story. See
I thought nothing of it.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
You guys are like, oh, because it was a fun story.
It is a fun story, and it gave us fodder
for a podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
You instead see things that are not there instead of
us seeing things that are actually there. It's like sometimes
you're just blind. We love it.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Some people just don't know when they're being hit on, right,
So that maybe that's you and I'm sure a lot
of other people can relate.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
But that's part of his charm.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yes, I would say too, Scottie, you should listen to
the women when they tell you that you're being hit on,
because guys think they're being hit on all the time,
like if someone breathes around the room. I both agreed.
Did you really get hit on?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I did?

Speaker 5 (10:09):
I walked into the Red Wing bootstore and this woman
looks at me and goes, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I swear to god she said that was she does?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
She sell things there?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, your hair? You do your.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Hair like that?

Speaker 5 (10:24):
You come to your hair?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Since then?

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I agree, because if she didn't mean anything by it,
she had just been like, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
But she said you.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
She was making money off of the Sealey suckers.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
You're all suckers. I kind of think that you're being on.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
No, he's not, I know, Scottie, be was I got
hit on by a ton of guys too. Like you
should see my d ms on Instagram. You saw the
guy with the head and the washing machine with the
ass out right.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Maybe you should put some of your eggs in that basket.
Are we done?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Book Scotty? How long have you guys? Tank tempty? What
about gas? We're at eleven minutes.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Must get out of here, have a beautiful day. Bye,
see at the pharmacy.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
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