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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Presents Show. All right, now, I know what Elvis
means when he's too tired to do this podcast. Think So,
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let's just have a dramatic reenactment of Kanye's latest post,
as done by Kanye. Okay, we're talking about things that
might make you look unhinged on social media, things like this.
I'm gonna flash it to the screen which people are listening.
Can't hear things like this make you look unhinged? It
is Kanye West in all caps with zero punctuation. He
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posted a picture of Kim Kardashian and this is what
it says. I'm back off the mic. Okay, you're gonna
need to all caps, no punctuation. Here we go. I
don't have with call of my families. No, stop that narrative.
I'm not giving up on my family. I bought this
call for Kim before I saw now. I thought it
was particularly specialized faith. We don't get back together. I
never have anything against Daily Mail. I got love for
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everyone in the media. I wish you all the happiness
in the world. I speak direct. It's the same way
a ballplayer speaks. The rest the world is our court,
like a basketball court and court of public opinion. We
have a public relationship because republic figures and go to
the public and to the press. Sometimes people call me crazy,
but to be in love is crazy about something, and
I'm crazy about my family. Happy Valentine posted it sounds
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like a Brody text mess. Brody, you are guilty of
the voice to text. Uh, that does sound a little
like voice to text. He didn't pause for any punctuation.
There's zero punctuation. Yeah, I would like to say in
the punctuation sense, it sounds like me, but not in
the cucku crazy point. There'scituation. There's not even there's no notion.
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We gotta grab that audio for tomorrows show. It's fantastic. Yeah,
ball caps? Can you do that? I know, how do
you do that? I think he just directed all caps.
I think if you say all do it right now?
If you yell at your phone, does it just automatically capitalized?
Put your phone on all caps and then do it?
In the In the past three days, he's gone after
Billie Eilish, Pete Davidson, Kid Cuddy, who else, Who's next?
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Mg K. He made some disparaging remarks to him, and
he thinks Michael J from SNL is on his side.
He tagged Charlemagne yesterday and Michael J then came back
with a very humorous response written out on notepad paper,
the same way Kanye wrote on notepad paper. But it's
it's like, I don't know. People are banding this guy
left and right. What part does at what point does
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Pete Davidson say, I'm getting a restraining order? They are
putting there, they are putting more security at SNLAM. Whoever
would have thought Pete Davidson would be like Kanye West's
biggest nightmare in life. It's so crazy. The whole thing
is that he was. He was in the McDonald's commercial
last night during the Super Bowls. He made and that
in another post. By the way, he mentioned that in
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in another post, just I think it's just under the
jacket when he says um once again, it's all caps.
There is no punctuation whatsoever. You gotta yell at hold
how great it is to be a free artist. I
fought from my family. We had Sunday service turned it
over the super Bowl. While at the Super Bowl with
my kids, Odell gave me and my kids his gloves,
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Dray performed Rams one, and I did a Super Bowl
commercial with McDonald's God Has a Plan Love Over Fear
Today was awesome. It did it sounds awesome about two
Instagram posts to go. I mean, he really hasn't changed,
though I give him credit for consistency and and uh
consistant lunatict yes, because if you remember back, remember when
South Park made fun of him in an episode called
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fish Sticks, and it was I can't remember the whole premise,
but it was like, Kanye loves fish sticks, but it
sounds like fish sticks and I don't love fish sticks.
Come people, I don't I love or no, I love
fish sticks, but it sounds like fish dicks. But that
was what fifteen years ago. That long the way, and
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he's still crazy. Look at the fish Dicks episode. I
think Kanye really lost it when his mom died, because
there are two Kanyees. There was pre Donna dying and
there's post Donda dying. And the problem is that he
paid for the plastic surgery that killed her, And how
do you live with that? That is a lot to
live with, you know, Not that not that he didn't,
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not that he didn't he didn't have anything to do
with it. But if if if this happened to one
of us and we paid for something that took the
life of someone we loved, we would have it would
not sit well. It's still not as bad as as
Pete Davidson banging your wife. I'm sorry, a one who
is who is SKEI is that that's Pete david Your
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mother dying from something you paid for is not as
a comedy podcast. I'm sorry it wasn't funny. I didn't
get the joke. I'm sorry. Sorry. Everybody was two thousand
nine when that all happened. Years Yeah, it's been a while,
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but I mean, man, Kanye. When Kanye first came out,
I loved him. It's that's why it's so hard for
me to let go. It was he was such a
breath of fresh air too. I mean it was you know.
I remember this song Touched the Sky right and it
was like a great song, and every song on that
album was just so good, one best albums ever. And
then he just man, he just But I feel bad
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because we don't know behind the scenes what's going on
in his head, and you know, everything he's going through
and what happened, you know, We're like of of the
level of celebrity and fame. Were like, what on the
our list? We're a click above a Carney worker. We're
on a list. We are, I mean, like it or not,
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I think we're on the list. We're way at the bottom.
But to be like Kanye and you're always constantly in
someone's sites and someone's taking a shot at you, i'd probably,
but nobody keeps telling him, you know, don't air your
dirty laundry out on social Well, how long do you
think these posts will stay up? Because the last post
on his Instagram was five days ago. That's as far
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as it goes back. So he deletes all this stuff
at one point. Yes, he will post all day and
then he'll delete it all later. But people already took screenshots.
There's always him that's doing it though. Yeah, he made
sure to tell us yesterday that it was him. There's
no way he has a publicist, yeah, zero, zero way.
But you see, Charlie Pouth even said yesterday, which kind
of makes your thing goes. It's interesting that all this
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comes out when an album of his is supposed to
be out already. So always the way it works. Let
me just say this person from a car accident. My
movie is out this week. I actually feel real bad
for the kids, Like looking at your mom and dad
doing this. It sucks when you're a kid and your
parents are fighting anyway and going through all of that anyway,
And they're going to learn this public spotlight yeah and
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the eye with They're going to grow up and see
like dad was saying these crazy things all the time
and everybody's making fun of them, and like that just
kind of their first car when they turned sixteens of Lamborghini.
I don't feel that bad. I can't get away from this.
But think about this. You know, you take your kids
to the super Bowl and you're sitting there with what's
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his name Fronto, Tonio Brown Okay, and some other people
that maybe your kids shouldn't be hanging out with, and
you have a black mask on where you can't see anything.
If I was Kim, I would have been on that
airplane so fast or whatever to get there to say yeah. No,
Well just think Daniel, Like, with two kids, how much
do you protect them from on the internet? Right? Oh
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my house so much? Can you imagine how much stuff
parents of kids that are like that have to protect,
Like I understand what Kanye was saying last week about
Kim putting the kids on TikTok, But then look at
the other hand of it. Those kids are sitting front
row at the Super Bowl where maybe more people than
what's on Kids Talk are watching them every move TV
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and in person. So yeah, I don't. Plus, they got
to go through life named Northwest. So and then they
go to school, and then you know, the kids know
all your business because we're all out there. So even
if your mom and dad have protected you from it,
people at school are going to be like, did you say, however,
would have thought that her sex tape would be the
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least embarrassing? These kids have to grow up with good
pointing good That is true. But okay, well, speaking of
sex tapes, who's up on Pam? And I was just
gonna say that, Yeah, you guys liken it. I think it.
I know that They were like it's kind of corny.
I think it's great. Yeah, I love it. You know,
my wife failed out after the second one when the
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penis was talking, because I was just like, weird, but
it was the penis actually, like did they animate the
penis talking? Scotty may not want me to tell you this.
But Scotty actually told me that he used to move
the whole of his penis as if it were talking.
Try would just leave that in silence, for why would whatever?
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When I was younger talked to me, it was like,
heyy are you doing whatever? No base in his voice,
huh no, no, did you? Mouth would have to be
the eyes would have to be sideways though, right, No,
it's just a mouth. Yeah, But Nate in in the
in the show, it is just the whole talking with
the mouth and then it moves from left to right.
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Is it a puppet or is it it looks like
his actual penis? But they did use puppet like puppetry,
they said, and they had two puppet tears. Or is
it like like a muppet penis? It was prosthetic. It
was it was prosthetic. Talked about it on this show.
She's out. No it looks No, it looks like a
normal penis. It just but it moves up down, left
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to right on command while it speaks that that part's not.
It was just it was just unnecessary though that's something
they would do, like towards the end of the series,
and I was going to jump the shark like that
was right up in the beginning. It just wasn't necessary
totally episodes, you're not getting a whole like, you know,
five years of this, you know, but still see the
talking penis. Okay, what was that? They do it in
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episode two and it's like, yeah, that's where I was like,
this is kind of what I remember saying to Lisa
while we while we were watching it, What the hell
are we watching? It's just yea, it was stupid up
until that. I mean a lot of it wasn't great,
but I mean now it was this the first celebrity
sex tape. Yes, supposedly, Yeah, they hit the internet. Yes
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they have you feeling badly for the guy who stole
it and released it, like the way that the show
is so because I saw the first episode he gets
fucked over, yeah supposedly, and then like of course, no,
I did the deep dive into like searching for all
of this that part real. Did he really get screwed
over like that? He? He says he did. I mean,
you know who he don't want to for people so
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watching it. No, he made money. He was a contractor
in their house. Supposedly he was paying all this money
out of his own pocket to because Tommy Lee supposedly
kept wanting to change what was going on in this
room and wasn't paying for it, so then he fired
him without paying for any of it. So this guy
had paid all this money out of his own pocket.
He came back to the house broken, stole the safe
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that had all these other things in it, and the
tape was in there. Yeah, but I mean it has
it makes you feel bad for Pam, makes you feel
bad for the guy who released the tape, and makes
you think Tommy Lee is the biggest dick on the
entire planet. Not his wiener, but he's actually an asshole.
Like yeah, he by all accounts though from everything I've
heard he is a dick. He seems like it's like,
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I mean, I actually met Yes, I met him one time.
I met Tommy. You met Tommy Yes, and he gave
me some profound advice that I've never ever forgotten in
my whole life. Tell us. So we were at a
we under the station I worked for Owner Rock station
in Tampa, and we were doing a promotion with him.
And after the promotion, he wanted, of course, and Tampa
wanted to go to a strip club and so he's
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at the strip club and there was a guy there
at the strip club who was just like giving this
girl all this money, and he grabbed it. He went
to get up to go to the A t M
to get more money out, and Tonny grabbed him by
the arm and said, dude, I have banged some of
the hottest chicks in this world. He said, Heather Locklear,
Pam Anderson, he named some other girls, and he goes,
if I had to bang them agin tomorrow, I shoot myself.
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He goes, So, the hottest woman in the world, there's
somebody somewhere who's tired of banging or stopped giving her
all your money. Super confused as to how that changed
your life, because I'm just like, I'm just like, here's
a guy who he doesn't know any of these people,
and that's what he thinks is, you know what, you see,
the hottest girl in the world, somebody doesn't want to
have sex with her anymore, So just put yourself in
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his shoes and stopped giving her all your cash. I'm like, Okay, well,
I guess there's that. By the way, there's a Kanyeu
posted that if thank you guys for your support of
my family. My family means more to me than any
other accomplishment in life. If anyone loves me and my family.
If you see Ski in real life, which just Pete
Davidson scream at the loser at the top of your
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lungs and say Kim ya forever. There you go. That
gets him picture of him and Kim in one and
the other one. He's got a picture of Pete by himself.
That's not cool. No, I'm sorry. He's gonna get Pete
Davidson hurt by some psychopatically. That is the thinking. Yeah,
Kanye is gonna be impressed if I do something bad.
This is exactly He's really close. He found God this year,
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yahete alone. He can't find his wife. Though at what point? Though?
At what point though is Pete? Is he so in
love with Kim that this is worth it? Or is
it at a point where he's just like too. I
was thinking the same thing now, tapping out, I don't
want your seven kids and you're crazy this guy and
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the rest of the family turn the tables. If he
does do that, then does Kanye win? And he can't
you know what I mean? Like he's Connie is not
getting Kim. I mean, he might as well just end
it now as opposed to three months from now, because
you know this relationship isn't gonna last. But does he
really does Connie really think that all this is going
to win her back, is going to push her further?
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He has no idea, He has no idea all this
is going on right this second. He doesn't have social media,
so friends are going you know, but people will eventually
tell him he's not getting it like we are. Yes,
but I guarantee people screenshot and send it to him
as a fall. And he's laying next the Kims. He
knows absolutely somebody's hollering at him right now. Come on,
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she's telling him, yeah, alright, alright on that note three minutes,
but we're going to be done right now, So Happy
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