Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach!

Christina’s dad is always getting on her for leaving the top down on her convertible, so she calls dad to let him know she did it again and GOT ROBBED!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande Elvis Durand's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
So Christina says her dad is always yelling at her
because she's being careless. She leaves the top down on
her convertible, and she leaves the car parked when she
goes shopping or whatever. He really feels like something bad
is gonna happen. Someone's gonna break something. He's had him.
So they thought it would be funny to call from
the beach where she left the top down yet again,

(00:25):
and all of her stuff gets stolen. So she starts
the tap and then we'll come up at the end
to break it up. So all right, here we go.
Here's the phone up.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Listen it he dad.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, I'm at the beach and I left the top
end and I just went back to it and.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Everything is gone.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
What's everything like the CD changer, my iPod, my wallet,
my phone, my PR glasses.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Then the court.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I know, well, I just left it him because it's
always there. I didn't think I should take it out.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
You don't leave that stuff in your call like that, dummy.
Your wallet is gone, with your licenses, the IDs and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, my wall of my license, my credit card, my dad.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Gotta get an open car.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
The parking lot was like empty.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I didn't think there was gonna be a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Of people here.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
I least cars me off damage. You gotta be hand
call the bank and cancel your bank credit cards and
poor more vehicle and cancel your license.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I can't go to the bank right now. And that's
the beach.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
The beach, please the pitch right now. They're gonna take
care of your more porn things today.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
But what what about like the your glasses is what?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
What do I go at that?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
The import thing is now you got your credit cards
gone and your license has gone, your idiot, everything else
is replaceable, you.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Understand, But like he think you could do it? Maybe enough,
I ain't doing.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
A dancing for you. You're gonna call the police. Haven't
come over, and you're gonna follow a police before for
stolen property, and then you're gonna go to the bank
and cancel your credit card.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
They tell your phone.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Too, Yeah, my phone is in the car to mama,
won there?

Speaker 6 (02:20):
What did I tell you to not leave the phone
out of your sight, to stay with the phone in
case you have to call you.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I know that's the reason why I went back to
my car.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
What kind of an idiot does that? Don't make wal
with that money in the open car, so you're here
if somebody could come and take it, What kind of
idiot does that? I don't know. You can run your
mobo and now you're gonna drive a vehicle crazy with this.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Don't even tell her.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
Why do you think she's not gonna know?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Because Mom's gonna like flipped out.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
Yeah, well you're in big trouble because now you really
mussed up this time. You you freaking a nonsense.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
You can't get enough. You can never get a note.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Call the police and follow report. What are you're lucking?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I am listening?

Speaker 6 (03:11):
So then that says you call the police and tell
them where you are and have a come there and
follow report.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Will you look what I'm just with my friends at
the beach are tanning?

Speaker 6 (03:22):
You leave the beach right now?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Can you part in a half tomorrow because I don't
want to miss this, Like it's like the.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Best time to be channing right now.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
I swear to God can and all the prints that
you got there and you go take care of your responsibilities.
I don't want to hear that you're doing at three
or four o'clock. That has to be done right now.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
But that's when the sun goes away.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Can't you just wait at four o'clock? Are you killing?
Are you kidding me? You leave the beach right now
and you go take care of that right now. But
get the risk of the day. It's shot. You don't know.
I'll pissed it up. I am at your little.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Ass Like now, would you still be pissed off if
we told you you just got phone tapped?

Speaker 6 (04:07):
I got you you better, boy, I tell you was
in a big trouble.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Let me tell you right now.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
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