Listen To Your Body

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, I just started listening to you guys, and you
guys really do rock. I love you, guys. I listen
to you every single morning. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
It is our favorite day of the week. It's Thursday. Yeah,
I mean I thought yesterday was Thursday. It's really weird

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how that works. I mean, I don't think we can
explain it, but most of the planets inhabitants spelt yesterday
was Thursday. Yea, how you doing, Danielle, good morning, Welcome
to Thursday, our favorite day of the week. Good morning,
Gandhi morning, Good morning there. Producer Sam Scary, Good morning,
there's Scottie b I got Diamond, Good morning, Diamond, Good

(00:46):
morning at Bueno. In a special good morning to our
Froggy Good last night in Nashville, Tennessee, at the Country
Music Seminar Frog, he was named the new face of
country music. I can't wait for your album to draw.

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It's gonna be amazing. When is good Rug there you go,
Thank you, We're live on the farm, Bust the bolic,
you can't hack Thurly to ride Hurly and a side.
Thank God, I'm a country board. Were little simple kind
of life. But then no harm a raising me a

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family working on the farm. These are all filing and
needs to cut the time. Thank god, I'm a contry board.
Will A got me a fine I forgot me old fiddle,
and the sun's coming up, picks all the griddle lighting,
nothing but the fund to find the riddle. Thank god,
I'm a country board. When it works all done, and
the sunset pull out the middle and the rosin up

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the boat kids are asleep, bo keep a cattle up,
and thank god I'm a country boarding all day may
be very good. Old middleman a pan, they got a
country barn, I got me old son's coming caked. I

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mean nothing but thank god, who every guest, one of
our family members would become the newest freshest face in
country music. Yeah amazing. How are you feeling, froggy? How
does it make you feel? I'm very happy, I'm I'm shocked,

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I'm honored. Is a lot of different emotions, but you
know what, it just it makes it makes you feel
good if you recognize you're doing something. Man, they have
a thank God, I'm a country boy. Yeah I fit
it driving in the black limousine and a lot of
sad people because that's a right of king. Thank god,

(02:55):
I'm all right, let's bring it home. Got me five?
I got and the sun's coming up. I can't so
the ground. I paint nothing, but I'm comfortable. Yes, you're
scary playing the fiddle. Where'd you learning to do that? Scary?
It's pretty amazing. What about you? Gandhin? I think it's

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amazing how you do all the words to this song?
I know them all. I just sank very quietly and
in my head, all right, it's almost gone. The fiddle
my dad isn't the thing he died. Put my boy
a hand, heading close to the side and live a
good Lifela fiddle they got no boy? Will my daddy
wanted me young? Scary in the background, work a love

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and had again? Why god, well? Will I got me
in my life? I got my old fiddle, and the
sun's coming up. I can't call the griddle. I cain't
never got. I'm a country boy. Yeah, long live John Denver.

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Love it. There you go, just proving once again the
versatility of the Elvis Dured Morning Show. Scary use that
fiddle to bring us home? I mean, isn't it weird?

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Froggie actually went to bed last night not even knowing
he was up for this award. For it. I knew
I had been nominated a while back, but I completely
forgot about it. And then my phone started going crazy
and Lisa woke me up and she's like, hey, I
think you just want something in Nashville. You might want
to wake up. Thank you. Okay, So when tonight has

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to win, like the bake off or something, we got it.
Let's win every award that's out there, the prestigious award,
which I think that is one of them. Anyway, Well,
welcome to the day. We do have a day ahead
of us. We've got a Gosha, a thousand dollars, Tommy
John free money phone tamp on the way. We have
some special guests to come in that we need to
celebrate today. What else do we doing today? Straight Night,
the senior executive producer of our wacky show. We give

(05:14):
away some money on us. Do you have any I
have a little bit, okay, because I don't have any,
all right, but we're giving away someone's money. Let's go
talk to our first caller of the day, Caroline, a
school crossing guard and a lunch lady. Oh my god,
you're a hero. Caroline, how are you? I'm good at
Caroline though sorry, oh Caroline. Oh well in that case, yeah,

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someone misspelled your name putting into the you know diamond.
Her name is Carolyn. Yeah, you put Caroline. It's a morning.
What if anyone can talk about having a morning Caroline?
Not only are you the crossing guard, which is one
of those important jobs as the kids get into and

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out of school, but also you're a lunch Can we
still say lunch lady? I mean, is it still lunch
lady or lunch person? Let's go with lunch lady? All right,
we could do that. Yeah, I got with lunch lady.
I got you a nice lunch lady. I am okay,
you got to be patient? Story yea to the kids

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that were nice. Yeah, lunch ladies have a very very
big part in my heart. I like, there was one lady,
missus Nesbit, and she had a big mole on her
face with a hair coming out of it. But other
than that, she always gave me extra She always gave
me extra mashed potatoes. We love her. Well, Carolyn, thank
you so much for listening to us. And so what

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time do you have to be at the school crossing?
What time do you have to get started? I have
to start at seven. So I hear you're I get
to listen on by your heart radio app. So I
I hear the the phone tax up and I get
to like laugh like you guys. People think I'm crazy,
but it's okay, it's okay. There's nothing better than a
crazy school car crossing guard. Well, look, thank you for

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what you do. Hey, a reminder for everyone in the
cars driving today, slow down in those school zones. Yes,
not only should to keep the kids safe, but keep
our carol and safe too. Okay, yeah, stop stop red
like John hit the crossing guard. Yeah, thank you so much.
Hold one, what do you have for her? By the
she doesn't have to eat sloppy Joe's or square pizza
because she's got a fifty dollars Wendy's gift card. Yeah,

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let's knock Friday, Square Pizza days, Jimmy, don't forget Jamaican
Brief Patty Day. Yeah, my favorite back to pizza day.
We used to call it cardboard Day, but there was
something about that cardboard that was very safe. We ate
it all. I stole other people's cardboard. Hey, I've got
a sad pizza story. Oh no, we went on to
lunch yesterday with my good friends Patty Riscona and uh

(07:55):
John Bulows. Yeah, we went to a pizza play us
up the street in New York City. It was dreadful. Wow.
If you know somebody Daniel this earlier, if you eat
bad pizza in New York City, it's twice as bad. Yeah,
how is that even possible? Oh God, it's one of that.
You picked it up and it just it was limp
like most of my dates. It was just nasty anyway,

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So beware, beware. I'll let you guys know off the ear. Okay,
the name of this place, so you can steer clear. Yeah.
With that said, something more positive going on in the
three things we need to know? Oh that changes everything,
because no, the first two are really not all that possible.
All right, well, let's get into it. Reality is what
we needed. What's going on? Pro choice advocates not optimistic
about a Texas judge's forthcoming decision in a case regarding

(08:38):
abortion pills. A US district judge heard arguments yesterday in
an anti abortion group's lawsuit to overturn the FDA's approval
of those pills. In addition to a complete band, The
Alliance for Hippocratic Medicine is requesting a preliminary injunction to
remove one part of the two drug procedure from the
market while the case is being heard. Prior to the
judge's appointment by former President Trump, the judge represented a

(09:00):
conservative Christian group that objected to a clause in the
Affordable Care Act requiring employers to cover their workers' birth control.
The family of a black man found dead in Mississippi
last year is calling for a more thorough investigation into
his disappearance and death, alleging he was murdered after he
told his mother he was being followed by white men
in trucks. An autopsy by the State Medical Examiner's office
found Carter's body had been dismembered. His name is Roshier

(09:23):
Rashim Carter in an exceptionally gruesome manner. However, officials have
said that there hasn't been enough evidence to declare that
foul play was involved. Authorities also say that despite the
fact that Carter did come into the station and ask
for police escort, which he was denied, they don't have
any evidence to corroborate the allegation. That he was being followed.
His family says they will push until they get answers.
And finally, how about this, A federal appeals courts is

(09:47):
ruling that paid time off is not part of a
worker's salary. A three judge panel from Philadelphia made that
decision yesterday. It means employers can take away paid leave
when salaried workers do not meet productivity codas, I know,
we're screwed. I know. It's the first time a US
of heel's court was asked if paid time off counted
as part of employees pay and this group decided no.

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And those are your three things? Hey Scotti B what's
today's serial of the morning? The serial of the morning
is the new Kellogg's Protein Special K with Chocolate and Almonds.
That's a big title, Yes, Kelloggs Special K Protein with Chocolate. Okay, yow,
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now at Samsung dot com brand in the Morning show. Hey,
you know what, there's a lot of sadness and strife
in this world, and each one of us is going
through something a little more or less painful than the other.
But it's all relatives. So back to this pizza I
ate yesterday. It's still it's still kind of with me
because pizza is I put that on a pedestil, as

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I know you do too as well. You do as well. Yeah,
pizza is just it. And you're living in New York City. Wow,
how lucky are we? You know, the best pizza arguably
the best pizza in the world. But when we went
to this place yesterday, which shall remain nameless, when you
pick up that crust of the slice and you're expecting

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the point it end, the pointed end of the pizza
to go into your mouth, and it doesn't because it's
flopping down towards the floor. I mean, is there such
a thing as erectile dysfunction with a slice of pizza,
because that's what it had. It was It didn't it
couldn't even be floppy. I couldn't even get to be
a floppy slice. It was just terrible. Did it have

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any redeeming qualities? How about the sauce wasn't good enough
than nothing? It's pizza, something like steak where you can
send it back and be like that was not the preparation. Well,
I want you could easily say maybe I need it
to be cooked more or something. But it was just floppy.
I mean the crust but there you can't even say
the word crust because crust implies crunch and there's dough.

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It's just it was like eating it was like a
floppy piece of lasagna pasta with it's damn it. So
I mean, so, I'm it's left a bad feeling with
me since yesterday. So I need to like redeem and
a better pizza today. That's how important pizza has is

(12:38):
to me. And I'm now discovering that sometimes you need
these things, these lessons in life. Yeah, I'm sorry that
happened to you, though, Thank you, thank you, you're brave.
I hope you can rebuild. I'm sorry for your loss.
People's people are lining up to give me a kiss
and tell me they're sorry for you, Sorry for your
sauce and those here. I need horoscope music. Why is
it over there? Yes, that's kind of a weird place
for it. Let's get into the horoscopes with It's for

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Sami and uh, you know where I'm going as soon
as the show's over, get pizza. Yeah, well I wait
now I want to order pizza. Why don't we do
have all night pizzerias in New York City? I don't know.
I don't know if I'm like, it can't be worse
than what you had, right? No, no, no, I hope not.
You can do this. You've been hurt though, so I
understand the pause. No, no, no, no, there's there's there's heartache. Okay,

(13:22):
who are you doing your first cups with? Our country
boy Froggy Froggy? All right, the fresh facing country music.
If you if you celebrate a birthday today, you celebrate
it with listen to this party. Eric Estrada, Flavor Flav
and Alexandra di Dario. Who could I sit next to? Flav?
Who's Alexander? I have no idea, but I love it.

(13:45):
I love Eric Estrada, Flavor Flavor Flav. She's beautiful, which
she was in the first season. She was the wife.
I don't want to ruin it the really blue eyes.
Okay she was the wife, yes of the guy who
was really ticked off about his suite. Yes, okay, okay, okay. Anyway, well,
happy birthday to you. Let's go, Capricorn. An incredible breakthrough

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will help reveal the solution to a complex problem. Your
Days at ten Aquarius, unveil a new side of your personality.
Others will applaud your bold moves. Your Days of nine Pisces.
A recent remark that you made could be causing controversy.
It's time to apologize if necessary. Your Days of seven
oh Aries, don't double down if you're called out for

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being wrong. Your Days of seven Taurus, be a witness
to change and allow yourself to applaud your success. Your
Days of nine, Hey, Gemini, stop being quiet, speak up
and tell others what you need. Your Days in eight Cancer,
Fitting in will never feel as good as standing out.
Your Days of six Leo, a big decision will have
to be made. Think with your mind and not your heart.

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Your days in eight Virgo, do not answer to anyone
who doubts your skills. Your Days in eight, Hey, Libra,
be brave and make a big move that's going to
impact your future. Your days of nine Scorpio, it's time
to learn to work well with others. If not, consequences
could be in the cards. Your day is a five
oooh boo. And finally, Sagittarius, let someone else be in

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the spotlight. It can be fatiguing to always have to
perform your days of six and those are your Thursday
morning horoscopes. Excellent. I let people are texting in their
condolences from my floppy pizza experience. Thank you, thank you,
And then some people try to teach me about what
makes a good pizza. Please back off. You know not
who you speak to. Danielle, what do you coming up? So?

(15:31):
Machine Gun Kelly is going through some stuff right now,
but I know who I'm voting for in the next
presidential election. Text Elvis in the team at fifty five
standard data and messaging rates may apply. Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. A big challenge in the new year?
Are you still the new year? No big challenge? I know?
And a first quarter all right, okay. One of the

(15:53):
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slash elvit Juran in the morning show any dog lovers
around here. Yeah. The American Kennel Club has announced that
the Labrador Retriever, even though number one voted favorite dog
in America for thirty one years, has now been dethroned.

(17:41):
I can need to dethrone any dog. I mean, labrador's.
Labradors are the best. French bulldogs are now number one.
Oh my god, They're the most trendy dog ever. Everybody
wants one, everybody has one. What is going on with you? Well,
they're very popular because you know, they're ugly, cute, cute,
ugly whatever, you know, and they're great dogs. So I'm
looking at the list of the American Channel Club's top

(18:04):
ten dogs, and so you know, the Labrador number two,
after French bulldogs, Golden Retrievers number three, German Shepherds number four.
These are all such fantastic, fantastic dogs. Poodles number five,
Bulldogs number six, Rottweiler's number seven, Beagles number eight, Dolshooms

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Dolshooms weader dogs or dash hounds, do dogson number nine
and German short haired pointers are number ten. Interesting. Then
I'm looking down the list and uh, French bulldogs weren't. God,
you know, twenty five years ago, French bulldogs weren't even
in the top seventy five. Cocker Spaniels, we're number one

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in nineteen ninety froggy, I know, Collies now number thirty nine.
And where am i Schnauzers nowhere to be found? No, No,
that's okay. It's okay to have a dog. It's not,
you know, winning the contest. I'm totally fine with my
Shaoulsers there number one to me. And I tell you
what it was, gosh, thirteen years ago, that about thirteen

(19:11):
years ago, Christmas thirteen years ago that we got a
little Maxie in our lives, little little puppy thirteen years ago. Yeah,
he's almost thirteen years old or twelve or something. Exactly
where we were when Dana, who gave him to you,
told us that we were on vacation, right, And I
remember staying to her, are you sure he wants a dog?

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Are you positive? All checked out? And so I remember.
It's an interesting thing about dog ownership and if you
own a dog, you've had one for a while, you'll
understand why this story is kind of heart grabbing for me.
I remember the day and I have it own video
on my phone, the day that I taught little Maxie
how to come down a staircase and he was at
the top step and he was like he was scared.

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He kept looking over and he kept backing up. He
didn't want to do it. And I remember he took
that first step and you could hear him like tearing
up and started crying, and he walked all the way
down that staircase. And of course, years later, all these
years later, he runs up and down staircases until recently.
And now when he goes down the staircase, he's a
little slower. No, he takes it one step at a time.

(20:14):
He takes his time, you know, getting up and off
the bed a little more difficult for him now. So
I'm getting some puppy stairs for him. He's doing great health,
he's doing great. Yeah, But that's just what dogs do,
you know. I remember the first time I saw a
gray hair pop up on my dog's face, I was like,
what are you doing? Stop that right now? Slow it down. Yeah,
did you see the dog I posted yesterday? He was

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found shot seventeen times, his ear was cut off, pregnant blind.
He was pregnant, blind, living on the streets. Now she's
a certified therapy dog and a certified survivort. Dogs are
the best. Unreal, Yeah, Frog, what are you thinking? I
remember the day that I taught Max how to bark.
That will forever be one of my most I will

(20:57):
never forgive you, never forgive it for that. Just just
last week, are one of our little guys turned seven,
and I said to Lease, I'm like, it's like a
double edged sword. I don't want him to get older.
He's got to stop. Yeah, I can't believe he's already
seven years old, and I know that sounds young still,
but I don't want him to get old because he
has to live forever. I can't imagine life without Rocket.
I guess it's a kid too. When your kid, like graduation,

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goes off to college or whatever, it's like, well, you
got a doll day. Like everyone thinks the celebrities who
clone their dogs are so crazy. I'd do it in a
a heartbeat. The cloning isn't exactly what you assume it is.
I try it up. Remember when we were having lunch
one day with somebody, and you were referring to how
many dogs you had left in you and how much

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life you had left, Like, oh, I got about another
dog left in me. I don't. We must have been
having drinks. Yeah, well what do you mean? But you
know you don't want to get a dog. I guess
when you're close to the end of your life, right, Yeah,
you want to be able to have a dog and
enjoy it. And you said I got about one more
dog left in me? Gott I hope I have more
than one? Yes, more than one? Yeah, I don't know.

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I just feel like six. I have a butterfly left
in me? Yeah? Hell hello to those last got it
a very funny way to measure the length of your life. Well,
if you're a dog lover, I can see why I
would say that. Caught. I'm brilliant sometimes you are. I
gotta write these things down. How long do butterfly slash? Like?
Three days? I think maybe four? Or five for or
five days on the butterfly. I have a butterfly left

(22:25):
Mosquitos last about thirty six hours? All right, I have
a mosquito left in me. Could you imagine getting that
crap deal? Ola came back as a mosquito. How much time? Sorry,
can't stay. I gotta go, Danielle, what's going on now? Wait?
Who's running for president? Who are you voting for? Tiger King?
Joe Exon, I will vote for him, Oh my god,

(22:49):
twenty four presidential run. He is still in federal prison.
But guys, his campaign slogan is so great. Listen. So
put aside that I am gay, that I'm in prison
for now, that I use drugs in the past, that
I had more than one boyfriend at once, that that
kick um, and that Carol hates my guts. That's not
a thing. Has nothing to do with the fact that

(23:10):
I can be your voice, and I believe he can
be my voice. Vote Tiger King? All right, Well, look
at the other candidates exactly those pause for a moment
and think this through might be a good It might
be something good. Sean Mendez is jumping into the clothing business.
He's teaming up a Tommy Hill figure. They will be

(23:31):
doing a new campaign and it looks like it's going
to be pretty cool. And he's even got his sister
and a few friends in the campaign with him. Hey,
wasn't Shan Mendes at the country music seminar in Nashville.
Was that actually him? I couldn't tell. It looks like him.
Is he short hair? Does he? Does he have some
country music coming out? I don't know that up. I
know they're trying to put something together. I don't know

(23:51):
if anything has beneficially released. You're the fresh, new facing
country music. Well it hasn't been released yet, so they haven't.
They haven't played anything officially. That's so excited. Machine Gun
Kelly performed at the Rodeo Houston this week and he
was kidding around on stage, but then he announced to
the crowd, you know, maybe I should move to Texas
because my life is in shambles and you know, a
lot of stuff going on with Megan Fox. She was

(24:13):
actually at the Vanity Fair Oscar after party by herself.
No engagement ran, so people are wondering if that is
totally done. Brookshield is working on a project with Hulu
called Pretty Baby. She was talking to People magazine about
it and she said that she was assaulted in her
youth during her college years. She said she blamed herself
at the time, and she will go into details in

(24:34):
this new project. It drops next month April third. Ryan Reynolds. Man,
this guy, whatever he touches turns to gold. You guys
know he bought Wrexham af seeds doing so well. It's
it's climbing up. Ryan Reynolds now has mint Mobile and
he just sold it to T Mobile for over a
billion dollars. Yes, twenty five percent of it. So he

(24:56):
gets a chunk of the money that you know, yes
he does. Say. Man, So guy, I don't have to work.
You don't have to work anymore, forget acting. Just stay
at home. Pete Davidson he has a four bedroom Brooklyn
Heights penthouse and I guess maybe he's staying with his
girlfriend because right now it's up for rent. It was
originally listed for thirty thousand a month, but now it
has dropped in price. It's twenty eight thousand a month, guys,

(25:19):
and the realtors are looking for somebody that will give
them a twelve monthly. So I saw pictures of it today.
It is a nice roof terrace overlooking the river and
the bridges and stuffy, so scary. You like Brooklyn, You
got the cash. It's weird because you know, they show
you the listing of Pete David's department and you see
the bathroom and stuff, You're like, oh my god, that's
the toilette Davidson used to sit on. He sits there,

(25:40):
just what I was thinking of. Grays is on tonight,
March Madness starts sufficially. Apple TV gives you Ted Lasso. Also, Shrinking,
Season one, episode nine is on tonight. And there's something
on National Geographic Investigates for you, Nate Colombian Gorilla Gold.
So you may want to watch that. And that is
what Danielle report. Come on, let's do something. I'm gonna
do something. Can we go and have a play date outside?

(26:01):
Can we do something? Come on? Said, what do we have? Nate?
I got a family feud? If you want to argue?
Oh should we have the feud? Yeah, Froggy, you up
for it? Call in, Come on, Country's freshest Face. All right,
let's play the feud. Let's get down at Dirty's for
my native about what an awful host he is? What
a piece of crap I am? Yeah, can't wait? I

(26:22):
mean text us, So he said, get out of my life.
I don't f with fake people. And then I got
a peace sign in a middle finger. You stand. Data
and messaging rates Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey,
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Duran in the Morning Show? All right? I think we're
about to try to play a round of family few
we started this. Would you wanna go now? Quick? We'll
hold yeah, Well, now we have to hold dan yell

(27:11):
us to go peet. Danielle and I are doing this
thing where we're trying to drink a glass of water
an hour, so that's why she says extra pet. But
we're just playing all this music. Don't you think during
the music you can go pee? Then? Will you wait
till it's time to talk with the radio? I gotta
go pee? Well wait a minute, is it? Alex? Hey? Alex?
Good morning? Hey, good morning. So I made a mistake
with our Maxi's age. He's only ten and not thirteen.

(27:33):
It's a big difference. No, he'll be eleven this year. Okay,
all right, but I noticed again today he's still taking
one step at a time going down the staircase. But
he does it. He does a good job. Oh yeah,
well he keeps up with Ali Bears. Yeah, I know,
that's it's crazy. Hey, I just want to bring up something.
It's something I'm thinking about. We should be open and
transparent with each other, right, okay, you know after the

(27:56):
hell you've been through these over past six months, being died,
not with cancer, going through chemo, losing all of your hair,
and you know, let's let's be honest, you would look
in the mirror and you didn't like what you saw, right,
I mean it was a rough thing to go through. Yeah,
when I was driving in the car looking the rear
view of mirror and like, who is that in that mirror?

(28:18):
You know, like I did not recognize myself at all.
But now, but now your face is filling out, your
hair is coming back. You look great. As a matter
of fact, I love your hair the way it is
not that but it's your choice. But you look really good,
you know that, right? You know you're looking fine. Yeah,
I'm starting to get back to normal. How about that?

(28:40):
You are? But with that, and I was telling everyone
during the song, as Alex gets back to his normal self,
looking handsome as handsome can be. You're starting to get
that cocky thing again. Yes, you're you're It's a good thing.
You're believing in yourself. You're loving what you see in
the mirror. But at the same time, I'm like, oh,
here he goes, mister, I'm gorgeous. I'm now I'm now

(29:07):
once again the best looking guy in the room. Well no,
I'm getting my energy back. Feeling great now, you know,
and and and it's the whole my whole body, you know,
starting feel better, I know. But with that comes the
egotistical swagger and like, you know, being confident, and I
love and I love seeing that because you've been without

(29:28):
confidence for a while as far as the way you
feel in look, but now you you look great. But
now I'm like, I don't know. When I'm out of town,
you're gonna take off your wedding ring and go troll
the baro. Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna be out there
flaunting your you're back to me beautiful looks. Oh, here
we go. It's okay, you know what, We'll take our

(29:51):
chances because you're looking so good and so many people
notice when you're posting online and stuff, how great you're
looking and you can tell that you feel better, and
that's that's matters. You know, I'll put infidelity second or third.
It's okay. Is Alex getting a bigger ego than Nate? Never,

(30:11):
that's a cockiness that cannot be measured anyway. We just
want to just call and let you know that something
I'm thinking about. It's like, I love it. It's a
double edged sword, sward, a double edged sword. You looking
good and feeling good? Well, you have nothing to worry about. Yeah, well, okay,
that's okay. I've been planting those those apple things in

(30:33):
your pockets and the Yeah, I put air tags in
your pockets. Yeah. Yeah, I'm replacing your shampoo with nair.
We're gonna get I hope you have a beautiful day.
It's gonna be a gorgeous day at the zoo. And
so you be careful today. I'll talk to you later.
I love you, Love you bye. It's funny how even

(30:57):
though we're laughing, you know, there's a little ounce of
truth in that. For sure, he's looking good. I'm like,
oh my gosh, he's he's back to swagger. Alex boy good,
that's the guy you fell in love with. Oh no,
I'm in love with I'm in love with him no
matter what shape he's in. It's all good. But if
you've ever been if you've ever been partners with someone
who went through that hell and they came back, you

(31:19):
may know what I'm kind of what I'm talking about, Like,
wait a minute, he's looking better than better than Yeah, huh,
there's no confidence like life, you know what I mean? Well,
it was almost taken away from you. Yeah, yes, you
are the most confident. Is that where you got your swagger? Yeah? Man?
From your you? And you and Froggy got swagger from

(31:41):
from what aneurysms and strokes hospitalizations. All I did is
I went to COVID and back. I still feel frumpy.
What's scary? So I have to ask that Elvis. If
he screws up, do you do you give him cut
him some slack? No? No, no, no, no, he's married,

(32:05):
no anyway, what do you mean in that way? What
else the way is there? You know? If if he
screws up in any way? I mean, do you do
you a little bit like what screw a bit more
rope to hang himself a little bit more? What he
had cancer? Yeah? Like, what does he go, you know
I had cancer. No, he does that chokingly, some sime like,
can you feed the dogs? You know I'm getting over cancer.

(32:27):
Feed the frigg dogs. That that ship is sailed, thank god?
But what do you mean by what? I don't know.
He's not explaining him. So he's been what he's been through.
If he ever screws up with any screw's up with
what example? You know? It gave me whatever. It has
a case by case basis. I got my Okay, give
me a case. I'll give you the answers. Go, he

(32:48):
kissed another dude. That is not acceptable. Okay, you can't
use cancer. I'm sorry. It actually fell into the other
guy because I had cancer. No, no, there's no slack. No,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, there is no slack. I must
assume out of the million and one things that Alex

(33:10):
wanted to continue living for, it's being married to me.
There's one of them, millions a million things. No girl,
just a girl. No, No, don't kiss anyone. Okay, if
he kiss is a girl, then he's gonna wonder what
happened with that team off y something. All the plumbing's
all off. Okay, sorry, we didn't get to the family

(33:37):
that in a minute, you're scary, give him more rope
to hanging himself. What are you talking about? No, no,
we're we have reason to keep living, and one of
them is to enjoy our lives together. Okay there I said. Question?
Oh God, yeah, yes, all right. We would make you

(33:58):
more mad if you gas the other boy or a girl.
Are we really gonna play this game? I don't want to.
I just want to know. Well, it depends on the kiss,
you know, if it's an intimate kiss, I don't want
him kissing anyone tongue. No, no, no, God, what's wrong
with this room? Is? I know because I asked, because like,
if Liza kissed another girl, I wouldn't make me as

(34:19):
mad as if she kissed another boy. That would make
me more angry. Well, it because you're you know, you're
pervy that way. I feel like if Alex kissed a girl,
it doesn't count. Well, but if it's an intimate kiss,
it's an intimate kiss. Intimacy is the issue that he's
not in the girls, Well, it would be fake intimate,
it would look intimate, it wouldn't be intimate. I don't
want anyone to happen I would if he's been lying

(34:39):
this whole time and he isn't a girl, I'm very
sure that's not the Oh my god, we gotta move
on really well. Thank you for asking all my little
inquiring minds. Many more questions. Oh God, no taste good?

(35:00):
Ron Cry in the Morning Show, Elvis Terran in the
Morning Show, I was like seeing an old friend again
watching h episode one of the new season of ted
Lasso yesterday, and I'm not giving anything away, but I'm
gonna tell you today. When you see that first episode,
you'll agree. The best way to live your life is
to let the poop flow down the river. If there's

(35:26):
poop floating by let it keep floating, Let it keep flow,
let it keep going. So many lessons to be learned.
It sounds even better when they say it with an accent. Absolutely,
um so the feud. Shall we take it away? It's
time for Nates. That's right, okay. Now, our team captains
today are very special. The first one is the freshest

(35:47):
face in country radio in three decades. Everybody, please say
hi to Froggy. I think it's the freshest face in
country music, isn't I Yes, yes, Oh my god, And
even bigger title. So you're read one of our team
captains congratulations, and the other uh he is a secret
game show aficionado. He goes by Scottie B. Here on

(36:09):
the show, we call him Scott Scott. Sorry, that was
a surprise. Hey, what do you a serial killer? Oh? Yeah? Wait,
hold on, So Froggy and Scottie B are our team captain.
So Froggy as team captain, you can choose a member
of your team. Now all right, Uh, First off, I
want to go with Elvis Durant Okay, okay, solid pick Hey,

(36:30):
fresh face, thanks for picking up Scotty. Since you are
such a game show person, I thought you should be
a team captain. Thank you? What PRIs? Who else do
you think is good? I'm I'm gonna take Danielle Dan
Thanks back to you, Froggy. You've got one more person
rounded out. On next, I want to go with I'll

(36:51):
take Gandhi on my team. Let's do it, wow, Solid Joyce,
I guess okay, okay, or don't send scary to find
the teams? Okay, the teams are Froggy, Elvis, and Gandhi. Yeah,
and uh, Scottie B. You've got Danielle and scary. Alright,

(37:12):
this is gonna be fun. I feel good, okay, if
I feel good about all of it except for you.
N your first step, Thanks Elvis, your first step to
the podium. All right? Uh? Name and activity. Top four
answers on the board. Name and activity where a person
might come up for air? Um, swimming, swimming? Wow, you
probably need a little bit of air, and you'd be right,

(37:34):
very good. And the number one answer, would you like
to play? Yes, I'm gonna go. You know what we're
gonna play. Okay, all right, we're gonna play. We're gonna play. Yes,
you're the next person up lingus. Okay, that's a good answer. Answer.
I mean, he doesn't know, but it's a good answer.
Good answer. Show me going downtown. Oh so sorry, so

(38:02):
that's downtown in both directions? Yes. What kind of people
did they survey that they don't have to come up
for air? All right? All right, I was making assumptions.
All right, your next team member, gandhi, Hello, let's hear it.
I'm gonna say kissing or make it out. That's good,
good answer. You need a little bit of air when
you're doing that, and you'd be right. Yes. The number
three response. There's still two answers on the board. We're

(38:23):
back to you, Froggy. Huh. Name and activity where a
person might come up for air? So is diving the
same as swimming. Diving would be different, and dinating would
be correct to answer. The only one left is number four,
and I'm gonna say it's gonna be a toughy elvis.
It's up to you. Name and activity where a person

(38:47):
needs to come up for air? Oh god, um competing
in the Coney Island hot dog eating context. Answer? They do,
they have to come up for a need to come
up for air, but not enough people they make the board,
So sorry about that. I think that's buzzes right now.
One left, Gandhi, this isn't on the list. It's a

(39:09):
stupid list. NTE okay playing an instrument? Oh that's good,
like a trumpet, a fluide, a clarinet, come on, a baritone. No,
so members were a part of this stupid list. That's
your third buzz and chanced as Scotty's team to steal Scotty.
We need a communal answer. So I think maybe blowing

(39:32):
up a balloon because you know you yeah, I think
that you stop. That's a good answer. What do you
think I was thinking like cave diving or something like that,
But it's different. I like Danielle, I don't want you
to win. Scott wants very That's what that is, right,
I was saying, gonna say speed linking. What else could it?
Buzz eating? Well? No, you did the hot dog thing. Yeah, okay,

(39:53):
balloon ball Yeah, they're blowing up. You need to come
up for air when you're doing that. That's a great answer, though, Froggy,
your team wins. The answer that you were all missing
was bobbing for Apple. There's COVID post COVID on Bob.

(40:15):
All of the respondents were probably over the agent. Bobbing
for Bob is another answer. Alight, all right, I don't know.
We won by default. Okay, and I get great answers
you did? All right? All right, here we go. Okay,
next question, Uh, Scotty Bee, We're gonna start with you.
Name the name the one collection top five answers on

(40:36):
the board. Name the one collection your partner would have
to get rid of or put away before you moved in.
Oh collection porn, of course, coming from answer did you
have to do that yourself? No, No, not at all
you'd be right. We're gonna play put away the porn,

(40:57):
all right, Danielle, name the one collection you or your
partner would have to get rid of or put away
before you moved in. Maybe a sex toy collection. I
mean maybe a partner of my like to sex do collection,
but maybe something like that, a sex toy collection. You know, No,
it didn't make that didn't make the listen sorry wow,

(41:20):
oh well sorry guys. Collection? I mean my my, my
mind goes to porn every time, and we said it, right,
what about No? What about what about picture like a
pictures of you in salacious acts? Porn? Who puts pictures? Well? No,

(41:44):
it's like like I have all my old pictures made
into a coffee table book. So did you just put it?
Put one book away? So you're looking for name a
collection your partner would have to get rid of or
put away before you moved in. I got a one track.
I can't get all the slous pictures, say photos, Yeah, no,
it's not on there, so sorry, two buzzes. All right,

(42:07):
I can't think of anything you have to put away.
I mean, how about sports memorabilia. That's a collection. You know,
sports is a collection. It is a collection, but not
on the board. So sorry, buzzes A three buzzes already
have to put away five answers and you still got
four of them left time for the What about like
dolls or figuring dolls? Go with dolls, anything you collect?

(42:31):
I would say dolls, trash, action figures of things that
geeky people rocky? What do you think of the team captain?
You know, I'll go with dolls because that is something
weird some people would collect and you think it's not weird.
Shut up the dollar Sorry, sorry the doll people collecting
people so showy dolls? Oh my god? Number answers you

(42:56):
were missing. Number three was bugs or a bug collection?
What a lot of stamps? I used to have a collection.
Number four they were still alive comic books, so the
art collections? Yes, okay. Number five was action figures. Sorry,
scary silascious photographs did not make way. Action figures is
on their action figures. I know a lot of guys

(43:18):
that have a lot of action, aren't. Those dolls did
technically SpongeBob sheets. But the SpongeBob what do we win?
What do we win? Nothing? Right? You suck? You suck, suck, suck.
I have to go home and put my doll collection away.

(43:39):
Dolls are creepy, those specially thones when you put them
on their backs and their little eyes closed. Collected those
sad clowns really sack clown figurines. So she had a
whole bedroom I couldn't even sleep in. Good God, yes, frequent.
I know what if I'd said anything you collect, that

(43:59):
would have covered like your entire list. Right, that's that's
a that's a lame. You can't just say anything collect collection.
I have to put my collection away. But the thing
you can't do that you're starting to talk click a weirdo.
You know where Nate gets weird, like just give a
blanket answer. Well, it doesn't matter. We won. So my
bug collection was dope your little bugs on the pins. Yes,

(44:20):
they're like so crawling. Yes, I feel like dragonfly. I
thought you were gonna say my bomb collection. That happened
when I became an adult. Yes, well there you have it.
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(44:42):
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to a DC federal judge last October estimated that up
to twelve hundred people could still be charged for taking
part in the riot on January sixth, twenty twenty one.
Earlier this month, the Department confirmed that up to a
thousand people have been arrested so far in connection with

(45:02):
the attack. Over five hundred of those people have pleaded
guilty and over fifty have been convicted. A State Department
spokesperson said the collision between a Russian jet and an
American drone was likely unintentional, pointing out profound incompetence by
a Russian pilot as the reason behind the incident over
the Black Sea. As previously reported, the MQ nine drone
was forced down after a Russian fighter jet damaged its

(45:24):
propeller over international waters. The chairman of the Joint Chiefs
of staff says Russian jets intended to intercept the drone,
but it's not clear if they collided with it on purpose. Meanwhile,
the drone fell into very deep water and officials are
assessing whether recovering it is even possible. And finally, the
California man with the world's longest tongue set another Guinness

(45:46):
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Yeah knout. Nick Stowbirrel of Salinas removed five Jenga blocks
from a stack in just over fifty five seconds. He
also uses his record breaking tongue to paint and those
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(46:08):
A few questions about that? Thank you gun. Is there
a problem? Why are you looking at me like that?
No problem? You don't want to talk? What what is that?
What happened? I don't know? What is that? Somebody might
have cheated there? What what do you mean? You know?
I normally come up with these the studio responses on
my own, but I used our prep today and it

(46:28):
looks like somebody used it to get the correct answer. Wait,
which maybe one elvis I didn't see. I didn't see.
I didn't see kind of lingas on that. No, but
dolls is she said dolls first. He just agreed forced it.
He reinforced it. Okay, she steered you into the correct

(46:51):
I did not know I said it. I see how
it works. But agreed, she clearly said it. Okay, whatever
you want to say? What you well, maybe next time
your host's lame show you can come up with original answers. Sir, Yeah,
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(48:41):
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(49:02):
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Her voice is so cool. Well, of course it's cool. Yeah,
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(49:22):
she's she's been like a superstar for so many years.
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(49:43):
back to the nut thing. So you gave that to
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weren't here. You were in New Mexico. Nuts don't go bad. No,
but this is what happens when you leave town. They
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(50:04):
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(50:48):
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(51:08):
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The thing about Saraly, I probably should have said this
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(51:30):
the door for so many other women coming up because
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(53:40):
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(54:00):
Renee phone tapping her dad, our own Garrett the Carrot
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from there. She's shopping rather than going to class, and
Daddy's gonna have a few words to say about it.
In today's phone tap hello Jim, Please, hey Jim, this

(54:21):
is Nicholas de Vito over at academy. Yeah, what's going
on everything? Um, it seems that your daughter hasn't been
attending class. No only We've asked our friends, um Kara
and Evelyn, I believe, and they seem not to know

(54:41):
where she has been. Yeah, she gets day. I mean,
it's just hard for me to look at something like this.
I mean it's only a short class, and I know
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no no no no no no no no no, there's
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but we have a vacant seat and that seat is her.
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(55:05):
on all right, bye bye Lydia. Yeah all right, So
we're gonna call your dad and you're gonna be like, hey, Dad,
I just got out of class, all right, hello dad? Okay, yeah, yeah,
what's going on? Nothing, I'm going to class. I just

(55:25):
got out. You know. I just got a call from
a Nicholas de Vito? Who talk me? You skip your
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You're not even funny dad. I'll talk to you late. Okay,
who are talking now? I can't? We can't, are you goad? No,
you'll talk to me right now. I paid a thousand

(55:47):
dollars for the class? Did those classes? Dad? I really
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(56:10):
out of your mine? Are you out of you mine?
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(56:35):
this tonight? Because not talking, that's it. I'm called Sister
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(57:42):
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(58:23):
What do you teach? I teach sixth grade reading? Oh wow,
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(58:46):
What do you have coming up? Lady Gaga? Remember we
were wondering how she took our makeup off at the
oscar so quickly. I might have the answer. Oh did
you get the stuff? I might have the answer. Let's
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it's Nicki Mina. This is Rihanna. Hey, this is Lady Gaga.
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(59:34):
we're about to go around the room. Danielle, you haven't
done your report yet. No, we gotta get to that.
Flacken coach boy, Josh, you're joining us eating nuts from
Nuts dot com everyone down. The problem with this? What's
the problem because everyone is hand jamming. Yeah, guys, I'm
sure a lot of you don't wash your hands right
and look pour it into your hand. Josh, she's oh
my god. All right, well I walk in, well, hold

(59:59):
on sit Oh yeah, yeah, I do agree with Danny.
It's well, okay, we're not here to crucify Josh today.
He this nut is big enough to where I can
grab it without touching any other nut in the bag.
There you go. Yeah, it's like playing operation Yes, that's
what happened. My nose went red. All right. So Josh
and I have been trying to get together for a
dinner for a while out and finally we agreed that

(01:00:21):
tonight's tonight. Yeah, tonight's to night, Thursday night, we're going out.
You have to work out at four, you'll be done
at five, will be in the city by five or five.
Because you don't shower, I don't think I don't know, Hey,
I shower, Okay, the step spreading dirty rumors about me?
Do you shower at home or at the gym? Um?
I know I don't shower at the gym, but sometimes
I forget to shower. When I do get home from

(01:00:41):
the gym and go to bed. Oh yeah, anyway, So,
uh so I walked into the studio a second ago
Josh and I said to Nate. I said, Nate, Josh
and I are going out to dinner tonight, and uh,
I don't know. He says, oh, should we do a
best of show tomorrow? Well, why do you say that?
Why do you why do you say such? I said

(01:01:03):
it jokingly because the last time you and Josh went
out it was a very festive night, shall we say,
And uh, I don't even know if Josh came in
the next day, probably not, yeah, well not. And then
it was last week that Josh and Andrew went out,
and Andrew didn't make it until late because you guys
went to Crawdaddy Crawl Daddy Jacks or whatever. Just be

(01:01:23):
Claus and you guys and you the party continues. So
what I'm thinking is maybe you and I should go
have a nice dinner, but no drinking is allowed tonight
because I just canceled dinner. And I must just say
shut up. I mus say right now. You and I
are known as the bad boys. When you go out

(01:01:46):
with us at night, it usually turns into a like
a late night and in a really rough morning. Yeah,
I just don't think either of us has control. I
don't know. What I'm saying is if we if we
attempt control, maybe like a drink or two no shots?

(01:02:06):
Write you know what I'm saying. It always starts with
a drinker too. Though. Problem is that the gateway drink question.
If we're going light on drinks, does that mean edibles
are involved? Um, I don't mind you. I don't mind
that switch up the But if I do edibles, I'll
fall asleep, so and then he might not wake up
for the show tomorrow. No, no, no no, I'll wait, I'll
go to sleep and I'll wake up. I'll be refreshed. Actually,

(01:02:28):
So all I'm saying is tonight, what can we do
to try to govern govern the intake so we can
just like try to be somewhat sane for tomorrow? Yeah?
What king? I mean? What about drinking a lot of water?
Like having a lot of drinks, but having a lot
of water in between these shrinks. You should invite someone
to chaperone. Yeah, I don't know, it's our night out.

(01:02:50):
I don't know if are you trying to invite yourself?
I could come, but I don't think i'd be a
good chaperone the way. I mean, you're not very nice
to Josh, so I don't know why he would want
not very nice to me. I don't know why you
want to spend their time with either of you. But anyway, Yeah,
she doesn't call me an idiot. I said, where's Josh.
She says he's down the hall being an idiot? What

(01:03:11):
did he do? Oh? Just exists Josh. Anytime I'm lung
out with him, I usually get a text the next morning,
sorry because I don't remember the last half of the night,
or sorry I wasn't able to function because blah blah blah.
I love Josh also, and I love him too, and
he loves us, and I get that. But here's my thing.
We know that we are the bad influences on the show,

(01:03:32):
and if we're together, it's like bad. So maybe there's
a way we can just try to find like little
ways to not be as bad. Nature go. He's killing
a good influence. Yeah, yeah, I killed the buzz. He's
a sloppy drawing. Oh well see I will what if
I'm the d D and not that we're driving anywhere

(01:03:54):
we don't need but I'm just regulating your drinks and
you have to ask me if you're allowed to have another. No, no, no,
I think we can be adult. We can handle this
like adults the way you like are the time police here. Yes,
we don't need that, and I like to do like
the full on how many fingers in my holding? Walked
it straight? No? No, No one wants to go out
with that. What's scary. And I don't want Danielle to
say something because she hasn't said anything. Well, I think

(01:04:15):
we should take both of your wallets away from you. Okay, Okay,
daniel what do you want to talk about? No? Nothing,
I I just you know, I think you guys will
be okay. I think tomorrow is Saint Patrick's Day, So
if you want to do a little bit of early celebration,
you just let us know and we'll put the best
of in tomorrow. We're not doing the best of tomorrow,
letting you know. Neil's just trying to get us a
day off. I just we're not gonna happen. But I

(01:04:39):
just something to think about, okay, maybe just in the
back of our minds tonight. You know when you say, hey,
you want to do some tequila shots. Maybe we shouldn't
do that. I think Nat should go with you and
he's encourage now, encourage the drinking and get us a
day out of because you guys, no, no, because you've
been with Nate when he drinks and he's sloppy. One
drunk and one drinking, you got like you got a

(01:05:00):
babysit him. I'm not doing that. I can't wait till
we play this back tomorrow when they're not here. Exactly
when they're not here. Here's the conversation that went down
about what was not supposed to happen here. It is.
I think if we just hydrate properly and then have
like an ad villa at ten pm? All right, are
you good? See the thing is? Is there a thing? Yeah?

(01:05:22):
You can always come in ten eleven o'clock in the
morning like you have that luxury. This man over here
does not have that luxury. So please be Daniel, Daniel,
how long have we worked with each other? How many
bad mornings have I dragged my asses? That? It's true,
but I still I would you know, I feel fad
If you feel bad, have you got like a mattress
for the studio? None of them just came and slept here.

(01:05:45):
We got to move on. But all I'm saying is,
let's just have that in the backs of our minds
tonight that we just can't get too crazy. Okay, that's fure.
I guess all right, Okay, okay, okay, thank you God.
I don't even want to go oh, hold on, and

(01:06:10):
you can play along with this, the College of Knowledge, Josh.
If you it's up to you. If you want to
invite Gandhi, so be it. I love Gondhi. Gandhi's a
good time. Let's do it. If I'm coming in a
chaperone capacity, I don't want any crap for anything that
happens to hold on. We don't want to be chaperone.
That's not what I'm saying in the back of our

(01:06:31):
minds is keep in mind we have it, okay, College
of Knowledge. As many would agree, fishing is America's second
most dangerous profession fishing after logging. Logging is America's most
dangerous profession. Fishing is second. What is third? What is

(01:06:55):
the third most dangerous profession in America? Logging? Fishing? Then? Mm,
when was this study done? That's all I know. Yes,
I would guess either firefighting or teaching. Wow, firefighting or teaching. Yeah,
firefighting not a surprise at all. But teaching, that's a

(01:07:17):
it's a sad an exactly. I know, you know what,
and I'm sure, I'm sure they are on the list.
But no, not third radio DJ No until tomorrow morning.
I said mining earlier, but I'm gonna go with oil drilling.
Have you ever seen those videos of the oil Derek, guys?
Not number three in America. Logging is the most dangerous profession,

(01:07:42):
and then fishing, and then m hmmm, we have scary
coal mining. No, uh, Josh, you haven't guessed anything. Policing, policing,
it's very dangerous, But no, it's not number three according
to this study. This is crazy. Uh you know what.
And the people that do this, a lot of them
are listening to this show. Nursing. Nursing, No, not number

(01:08:04):
three the third most dangerous. What is that noise? Let
me know when you're ready flight attendance. No, wow, And
that's it's becoming more and more dangerous for them, which
is a sad thing. Lawyers, lawyers, No, first is logging
is most dangerous, second is fishing, Third is roofing. What

(01:08:26):
that makes total sense roofing yet fall off. I guess
if you're a roof or you know what I'm talking about.
Storms there during a skin cancer. Didn't think about that one.
Gravity gravity, I don't know. And now you know. Birds.
I just wanted to share this with you so you can.
We can talk about this tonight when we're not drinking.

(01:08:48):
Are you coming with us tonight? I don't know. I
don't want to invade the date. There's no days. We're
having a good time. No, we'd love to have you.
I'll go Scottie. Are you going all right? Right? We
haven't Okay, I'm going to bat Cinderella. Oh I'm gonna
be bad already. Oh and I'm going to Carmines ahead
of time. Oh my god. We may come to Carmines.
They get you're not invited and should do that? Need

(01:09:11):
some pasta and breadless soak up the alcohol exactly. You know,
I'm Carmines. You can't tell us what to do. Let's
go to Carmines. Yeah, Carmines tonight, Daddy, I'm not going
to go to tell you. Danielle all right. So DJ
Kellen that has teason new TV show focused on golf,

(01:09:31):
and he has the help from his friends Diddy and
Mark Wolberg, and apparently they are wanting this show. There's
a bidding war for their golf show on different networks
and different platforms, so we'll see what happens there. So
remember when Lady Gaga was at the Oscars and she
quickly went out of that makeup to have that bare
face for when she performed. So he could have been

(01:09:53):
argone oil because when her makeup artist was interviewed in
twenty nineteen, she said that is her go to makeup remover,
that it removes everything quickly and it makes your makeup
melts away. I told you everyone was asking what she used.
Now it could be that it wasn't. She didn't say officially,
but from looking at an interview she did in the past,
that's what it looks like it could have been. Ed.

(01:10:14):
Sharon's new single, Eyed Clothes comes out very soon and
the song is about losing someone, feeling like every time
you go out you expect to bump into them. Everything
remind you of them and the things that you did together.
And he's talking about his friend Jamal, who passed away
in February of twenty twenty two. He said that it
has been so hard moving on without him, and he says,
I'm dancing with my eyes closed to get through it all.

(01:10:35):
Low Wayne sold his Miami mansion for over twenty two
million dollars. He got five million more than what he
paid for it in twenty eighteen and has seven bedrooms,
nine bathrooms, a custom wine seller, a theater too, family rooms.
The backyard, has a beautiful dining space, flatscreen television's a
kitchen cabana. I mean, it is just insane. If you
haven't gotten a chance to look at it, you definitely should.

(01:10:58):
Little Richard's documentary debut this Year's Sundance, and it will
be getting a theatrical release next month. It's called Little Richard,
I Am Everything, and it dives into black music and
all kinds of rock and roll and the impact performers
like Little Richard have on rock and roll. And the
documentary will hit on demand and theaters April twenty first.
Drew Barrymore will be hosting the twenty twenty three MTV

(01:11:20):
Movie and TV Awards on May seventh in Los Angeles.
Justin Bieber posted a video on Instagram. He is smiling.
He's able to move his eyes around in both directions.
And this is huge because when he had that Ramsey
Hunt syndrome, he wasn't able to one hundred percent do
these things, and now he is doing a lot better.
And he was basically telling us that all is good.

(01:11:41):
Gray's is on tonight, March Madness kicking off officially today.
Of course, Ted Lasso season one, episode one, for the
is Not Season one, season three, episode one, That's what
I met and Shrinking season one, episode nine, and that
is my Daniel report. Thank you, Daniel w Let's go
around the room. I want to see what's on your scary.
We'll start with you, what's up scary? I just feel

(01:12:03):
that the impact of giving a two dollars bill to
somebody is more impactful than a five, And even though
impactful in a positive way or a negative way, a
positive I was in went to the bathroom the other
day and I gave the the the attendant in the
bathroom a two, and it was almost like I gave
him like twenty bucks. So I think that even though
the value of two dollars is it is two dollars,

(01:12:23):
the excitement and the surprise and delight of the fact
that you have one makes it appear more valuable? Are
you trying to justify your new cheapness? So if I
give you a two, it's almost like it has the
effect of a five. I'm just saying, but that's you
don't know where do you get this? But I'd love
how you use the words and the excitement on their face.
To see that guy, he was like, oh my god,

(01:12:44):
for you really you want me to keep this? I said,
I'm gonna put it in your bucket? Are you the
two dollar bill? Ferry? Now, I'm just saying, I got
a whole stack over here. All right, um hey, let
me know how that goes, Gandhi, Yes, how are you
I I'm doing they hold on. Yes, everyone who's participating
in the around the room gets a two dollar bill. Scary,

(01:13:06):
scary pay up? All right, go ahead, okay, part at
me too, very very happy today because, as we know,
you people around here have been saying that I am
the troublemaker, and I'm the trouble starter because I'm honest
and open and I do it in front of you.
I've been telling you for a long time it's Andrew.
Andrew was the one who starts nonsense around here all
the time. Today I caught it on camera and I

(01:13:28):
posted it on my Instagram story. Andrew starts the stuff,
I respond, and I get the crap for it. He's
the menace, all right, And now there's proof on your
story at Baby Hot Sauce. Oh yeah, at Baby Hot Sauce.
If you go see what Andrew does around here, it
is kind of funny, even though he was swapping a
gift that was to us, what's up, Froggy, what's on
your mind today? Do not put things off? Yeah, as

(01:13:48):
you guys know, I'd been having some tooth issues and
so I had put it off, put it off, put
it off until it became a giant pain, literally, and
so yesterday I went and got it done and it
was nowhere near as bad as I thought it was
going to be. It's done, it's behind me, and it's
a lesson learned that do not put things off. Take
care of the little thing before it becomes a big thing.
And it's much easier than you think most times. Well

(01:14:09):
you say that the next time you get a toothache,
you're going to sit there for weeks. Recently, I know,
but I'm gonna try and learn from this mistake and
realize that you know what, it wasn't as bad as
I thought. There you go. I'm glad you're feeling better. Hey,
what's up there, producer Sam? I strangely need to clear
the air. I feel like I'm not pregnant. I'm sorry.
I shared Lindsay low Hands baby announcement on my Instagram

(01:14:33):
story and wrote the dumb little joke if it's twins,
I hope one is British, and then the fu, oh
my goodness, so excited for you, mixed with oh I
was excited at it. Now I'm disappointed. So why I'm
not pregnant too? Please don't ever be disappointed in any state.
The inside of my body's in so sorry. It was
clear that your thought. So yeah, people need to read,

(01:14:56):
people need to read. Thanks, Hey, what's up there, Daniel?
Are you pregnant? No? Fight your TikTok. So. Yesterday we
celebrate our twentieth wedding anniversary. Thank you to everyone for
your wonderful and sweet notes that you sent me on Instagram.
But we decided that we were going to surprise each
other with like some kind of instead of like, you know,
a regular gift, we want to do an adventure or

(01:15:17):
like take each other someplace, so we surprise each other
with this. This is how you know you with the
right person. We both gave each other the same game
you did. What is this? So we both gave each
other tickets to go see Trevor Noah sir because he's
doing stand up. So he opens mine, eye opened his,
and I'm like, oh, that's hilarious. It's awesome, hysterical, two
different days. But we both gave each other Trevor Noah ticket.

(01:15:39):
Oh my god, that's because we fight over Trevor no
He's my boyfriend. Twenty years together now, it's so crazy,
you know, Josh and I will take another pair. Yeah,
I love you though, I'll buy him off. You know.
That's so cool. So excited he related anniversary. Thank you. Hey,
what's up there with straight MKA? I was scrolling through
Reddit yesterday and I saw this quote from Michael Jordan,
who arguably the greatest bestball player of all time. Okay,

(01:16:01):
I've missed more than nine thousand shots in my career.
I've lost almost three hundred games twenty six times. I've
been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life,
and that is why I succeed. Do not be afraid
to fail, because that's what leads to leads to success. Wow, wow,

(01:16:21):
that's good. Then we must be doing the right thing here. Yeah,
we're succeeding. You failed a bunch earlier in your career.
I failed daily. But yeah, that is a great quote though. Yeah,
it's like, you know, you can't be afraid to fail
because otherwise, if you don't try, you'll never succeed. Thank
you miss one hundred percent of the shots. You don't
take cats right for all? You you go, Hey, we
have a very special guest coming was she here? She's here,

(01:16:44):
a very special guest coming in? And you know when
was it, Danielle? Yeah, when we first heard from our
friend Megan. Oh wow, it was months ago. We've been
talking to her for a while. Megan discovered that she
is stage four colon cancer and uh, she said a
message saying, hey, here's what's going on. Yeah, love you guys.

(01:17:08):
I would have come meet you. Yeah, I think it
was January. And she's been following Alex's story as well,
and so she said next time, I'm in New York
and I'm there for Keemo. Whatever may I talk by,
I'm like, yes, So anyway, I love her perspective and
I've only learned a little bit about it as Danielle
has through dming and talking to ye. So she's here.

(01:17:28):
That's so cool. She's here. She's got a busy day
in New York, but she had time to stop by
and see us. We'll get to that and more on
the way. His penis is detachable Duran in the Morning Show.
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(01:17:51):
Duran in the Morning Show. All right, let's have a convo.
Let's have a family meeting. Yeah, um gosh, how long
ago was it when Megan reached out to us? It
was January? I don't know. Let's ask Megan because she's here.
High Meanan, Hi? So you was it? Dr dms on Instagram?

(01:18:14):
And I never I never looked at them ever, And
for some reason, I picked up my Instagram the day
and there was a message from Megan and you told
me your story. Yeah, I just I just wanted to
shoot my shot with everything. You were on my bucket
list and to meet and I was like, I was like,
let me just do this because especially because of Alex's story,
it really has touched me, like incredibly. Um So I

(01:18:37):
was like, let me just reach out. And then you
reached out back, and I've said my accupulcture's office just
as relaxed, and I jumped like so high. You should
be jumping with you should be jumping with needles supposed accupulcture,
but I was still like with her, and I jumped
so high. I was so excited. It was just amazing. Well,
let me tell that you a backstory I received and
I don't have the DM with me unfortunately, am from

(01:19:00):
Megan saying, Hey, I diagnosed stage four colon cancer and
you told me your story you and Greg Patrick. I'm sorry, God,
you're not dating some guy named Greg? Are you sorry?
Sorry about that? Patrick, Greg, I know about Greg. Well, surprise,
so you and Patrick were on your honeymoon and Grease,

(01:19:23):
I do believe by the way I've been trolling your
Instagram and you guys go to some beautiful spots around
the world. Travel is your passion Anyway, you came back
from your honeymoon and this was just what September of
last year. It was July. We came back and it
was I had like a little bloat, and I thought

(01:19:43):
like I just drank the wrong water in Grease, because
that can happen, and then it just spiraled from there.
But at least I got to go to Grease. You
got to go to Grease. You came home and what
you thought was just bloat was actually um fluid in
my stomach because of Steve four coal and cancer and
it also spread to ovaries and it was it was

(01:20:04):
making its rounds right. So I had you ever experienced
cancer personally, I mean in your body in your life ever? No,
not personally for me. I've had ants who had cancer,
but never never me, And the hell it is we
all had ants that had it. But when it hits
close to home, as it did with Alex with me,
you're like whoa. And then then you and Patrick actually
had to get to crash course in what this is,

(01:20:25):
what it means, what you have to do, And it's
mind blowing, is it not. Yeah, it's a lot of
advocating for yourself, a lot of appointments. Luckily, we know
a lot of people in the health industry that has helped.
They've helped us tremendously. Like the reason I'm here in
New York today is because of a family member who
got us into Sloane Countering. Literally this like we called
Tuesday or in today. So it's just it's all about advocate,

(01:20:49):
Like you have to advocate for yourself. And patrick's this
journey for you? What's it been like? Yeah, So the
first first couple of weeks, I got that question a lot,
like how you doing? And the oly way I could
explain it was you ever have a dream where you
realize you're in a dream and you want to wake
yourself up, but you can't wake yourself up. That's that's
how this entire experience is felt since day one. It's

(01:21:10):
like you're in a dream and you're you're like in
a nightmare basically, and you just want to wake yourself
up and get out of it, and you're not getting
out of it. And it's just you got to push,
push through and get through it. And the best advice
we've ever gotten was just take one day at a time,
everything one day at a time, and be patient. Right.
You want answers, you want results, you want everything to
be figured out right away, and it's not going to

(01:21:31):
happen like that. And you just need to realize that
that's okay and you just need to to take a
breath and let it, let it, let the process work out. Wow,
are you okay? Those are the those are the moments
from my friends, you know, because it was Alex that
had cancer. Yeah, but how are you okay? I'm like, yeah,
but this is Alex's thing. Well they're like, no, it's
everyone's thing. It's everyone's thing. So for some reason, and

(01:21:52):
I've read this in your dam you wanted to come
visit us. I'm like, I'm like, doesn't make it. Have
enough going on. I mean, you have a lot going on.
And there was a Jack what is the name of
the organization, Jack's It's Dear Jack Foundation. Dear tell me
about Dear Jack Foundation. Um so, it was founded by
one of the member Andrew from Jack's Mannequin. My aunt

(01:22:13):
actually got me involved in it, and they do a
lifeless program, which is because i mean, when you're a
young adult, you want to do all these experiences, but
make a wish isn't a thing like for young adults.
So Dear Jack kind of came in and made this
Lifeless program, which is basically like make a Wish but
for young adults. And um, I was originally like, you

(01:22:33):
were on my list for the life list, um, and
then going to Peloton was on my list. But then
I had already reached out to you, and I was
like let me So I nixed that off my list
and I was able to get a Peloton experience hopefully soon. Um.
And yeah, it's just a really really good foundation. Like wow,
it's a really awesome foundation. They helped so many people
make it. Must have visit us and Peloton the Peloton. Well,

(01:23:00):
so here you are, here, you are today, and you're
still on your journey. Yeah, and you have a way
to go, a really long way, right, So when you
leave our studio today, you're going to the hospital and
is today chemo day? No. So I we're trying to
get opinions for surgery because we were offered a really
out of the box surgery from Johns Hopkins because that's

(01:23:23):
right in our backyard. But we want to make sure
that we're doing the right thing. Um, So we're going
to see one of the experts at Sloane Cattering just
for another opinion and possibly surgery up here. But who knows.
I don't. I really don't know anymore. Every time I
get my head wrapped around something, it changes. And that's
just how cancer right it's, you know, and hopefully it
will it will, it will flow out just as fast

(01:23:44):
as it flew it, you know. Yeah. But you know
if something I noticed with Alex is he got opinions
from incredible, incredible physicians, doctors, scientists, and they encouraged a
second opinion. We want you to go get another opinion.
I think it's very important. Well, they're not the competition, like,
right now, come on, stay with us, we're the best.
I mean there, it's a whole different mindset, thank god. Right.

(01:24:07):
We were encouraged by every doctor we've seen to get
secon opinions as well. And we were told by a
family friend who's a surgeon. He said, if somebody tells
you not to get a second opinion, you never go
see them again, right, because they're not the right person. Yeah,
so there you go. Wow that I know. Any thoughts? Well,
hold on, you did a microphone here, hi, Megan. I've

(01:24:27):
gone through a lot of stuff in my life. I
don't know if you've heard, Yeah, what do you say
to yourself each morning to keep yourself going? Because I
know for me, there would be days where I just
didn't want to go on anymore. Is there something you
do or say or something Patrick says that just keeps
you going. I just know that I've seen a lot
of stories, and I see a lot of stories that

(01:24:51):
are positive, and I think that and they always say
keep a positive mindset. So in order to get through
this journey, I just keep trying to keep that positive mindset.
And some days, yeah, no, I don't get up every
morning like super happy that all this is happening, But
I get up and I just I just know I
have to go on in order to fight and win
this battle. And I mean, we don't. You just see

(01:25:12):
so many people who are going through cancer, and young
people are going through cancer, and I know I'm just
one of many, but I just know there's stories of hope,
and that's what kind of gets me up in the morning.
Kind of a weird comparison. Have you ever gone out
and bought a new car you thought, well, not many
people have that one, so I'll buy it and then
all of a sudden, everyone on the road has that car.

(01:25:35):
We found that to be the same with cancer as well.
And even though cancer has been surrounding us since we
were kids, right when you when you're going down this
path with cancer, you discover how many people have it
or had it or or affected by it in which
it's just not talked about as much because who wants to,
Like every other conversation has to be about cancer, right,

(01:25:56):
no one wants that. But you discover the community and
all the young people, as you said, are going through it.
It's a monstrous amount of people. They're on the streets
with us every day. Yeah, it's everywhere. It's scary especially
for I mean, no one wants to talk about colon
cancer either, and it's scary how many young people are
getting it and it's so preventable. And that's like they

(01:26:19):
even said, like if I had gone to a doctor,
they would have just been like, oh, it's just like
IBS or really they would have just put me to
the wayside because I'm so young. And really it's going
around like rapidly, like I see more and more stories
about colon cancer for young adults, and it's insane, like
This is why you were saying. You have to be
an advocate for yourself where you know your body and

(01:26:39):
if something doesn't seem right and they just say nah,
and it still doesn't seem right, you have to be
the one to say no, yeah, I need to And
then if that person doesn't pay attention to you, you
need to go to the other doctor and keep going
until someone does pay attention. Yeah. And it's impossible to
get a colonoscopy like people have even in my life,
have tried since I've got diagnosed, and it's really hard.

(01:27:00):
You're young, meaning you're young. It's gatical and ascopy and
that's what everyone we all need them like early on,
because it's true. It's there, it's showing up is and
they just told me it's bad luck. And that's not
what I like to hear. Bad luck. That's what they say.
A physician said bad a doctor said that. Almost all
of them have said bad luck. What yeah, Oh my gosh,
I get it. Weird how cancer when it hits the

(01:27:21):
taboo portions of your body. When I was a kid,
my mother had friends who had and this is how
they said they had breast cancer. Mom, how come they're
not saying breast out loud. Well, because you know, we
just don't talk about are you kidding me? And then
when Alex decides ready for this, when his testicle, I
mean we started talking about testicular cancer, people like whoa

(01:27:42):
I mean, wouldn't stop it. And when cold and cancer
these it's weird if I have arm cancer, like, oh,
it's arm cancer, we can talk about that. Let's deal
with that. Well, No, the body is from head to toe.
We have lots of parts. It could be effective about.
It makes you feel more alone and makes you stay
away from actually seeking the hell that you need. So
for you, I know you said you were a little
bit bloated when you came back from your trip. Were

(01:28:04):
there other things that you noticed that made you think, Okay,
this is a lot more serious than just a bloat.
It was it was like rock solid. So I looked
like I was five months pregnant. So actually when I
went to the er, they thought I was pregnant and
they wouldn't like let that go, and I was like,
I'm not pregnant, and it was insane and I had
to push and push and push, and luckily I had

(01:28:24):
a cousin who is a nurse and she was like,
you need a set scan, Like you need to get
this done. You need to push for it, and so
I pushed for it and that's when I that's when
they found everything and they diagnosed me wrong. But it
was just insane the amount of like pressure I had
to put on just to get something, and because they
don't believe you. And when you say that you pushed
for it for other people who might not know how

(01:28:45):
to do that, what did you do? I just kept
saying it. I was like, I need a CT scan.
My cousin saying my cousin's a nurse. She says, I
need a set scan. And they were like, well, we'll
just give you a blood test and I was like, no,
I need a CT scan and I was like I
need this. So they took a long time to do it,
and they they were convinced I was pregnant, so they
made me take a pregnancy test before you even got

(01:29:05):
anything done, and like put me on this weight. So
it was just it was a lot, and I it's
hard to advocate for yourself when you're so young and
you don't know what's going on, and you just think
that you ate something wrong or something, but I it
was just not going away. And the second that I
couldn't do yoga anymore or like peloton was hard, Like
I was like, yeah, there's something wrong. And this is troubling.

(01:29:26):
This is very, very troubling. I mean for anyone and everyone.
By the way, I'm going to ask you the awful
question that women don't like to be asked, how old
are you? What's your age? I'm thirty three, thirty three,
But so this all started when you're in your thirty
two thirty one years old. I'm I'm thirty three still
and I've got diagnosed when i was thirty three and
I'll be thirty four next month. So see, this is
how fastest thing is has rolled through. But it is

(01:29:49):
troubling to know that you go to people because you
think they have the answers. They went to the school,
they have the training, so obviously they know what they're saying.
And then they tell you what their prognosis is and
you're you're thinking, I don't think you're wrong, right, and
there's an inner conflict. You're like, well, I should trust
them and just back off, you know, I'll just tiptoe
out at the back door, and I don't want to
cause any trouble. Well, you know what, this is your life,

(01:30:10):
and this is Patrick's life, this is your these are
your lives. You've got to cause trouble, you know, Yeah,
you got you have to. You have to be an
advocate for yourself. I sat next to my babysitter when
she was twenty two years old, and I heard the
doctor say to her, Yeah, that lump just came out
of nowhere. It's probably absolutely nothing. Don't even worry about it.
And it was one of the most aggressive cancers that

(01:30:32):
she could have had, and if she had n't pushed,
she probably probably would have ignored her just like you,
and she's doing great now. But it was, you know,
they just wire like, nah, it's nothing, you're young. In
another example, Froggy, you can't he's over here, he's in Jacksonville. Froggy,
of course, Uh yeah, go ahead, frog, what we're gonna say.
So back in twenty ten, I had a brain tumor

(01:30:53):
and I went to a doctor and I told I
had done a lot of googling. And I know a
lot of doctors don't like when you googled and you
find out information. But I went in with the name
of the disease that I thought I had. And when
I went there, she said, you know, i've been practicing
for twenty five years. I've never seen anybody with that.
I don't think that's what you have. And I was
so set on that's what I had. And I finally
pushed for the correct test and I finally got to

(01:31:14):
prove for that test and it is exactly what I had.
And so you're exactly right. You're your own best advocate.
You know your body better than anybody, and you have
to push until you get an answer. Wow. And you
have to be honest. That's the other thing, because I'll
tell you with my dad, he had he passed away
from something that was very rare that to this day
they don't know a lot about it. But I think

(01:31:37):
he lied when he went to the doctors and he
would they'd ask him how he felt, and he would
be like, yeah, I'm fine, and then when he'd see us,
he wasn't fine. So you have to be honest when
you go to the doctor's office and tell them everything
that's going on, how you're feeling exactly, and you know,
take care of yourself, you know what, And this is
maybe this is where our problem comes from, our parents,

(01:31:57):
our grandparents. I'll tell you why they I know my parents.
My dad could have his arm just fall off in
the middle of the street. He go, oh, no, no,
probably he'll he'll look hold it on, looks oh, my dad.
And they come from that generation where they don't want
to they don't want to be an imposition. They don't
want to know. Okay, dad, your head just rolled down
the street. Maybe we should see someone, you know. But

(01:32:18):
the thing is that they no, no, don't worry about me. No.
And I think some of that thinking has has rolled
off into us where you know, we're at the time
now where we can say what we feel and be
smart about it and be cool about it. But you
gotta be forward with it. And you were and you
still are. So what's next. I don't even know anymore.

(01:32:41):
I feel like I was one in the week it
was you're gonna do maintenance chemo, and now the next
week it's like, oh, we have this out of the
box surgery because you are so young. But now we're
having surgeons say I don't know if that's a good idea.
And that's been really hard. It's been a really tough week. Um,
you get a lot of blunt doctors and you get
doctor who will just be like, oh, this isn't curable,

(01:33:02):
Like what what do you think surgery is going to
do for you? And that was my doctor the other day.
And it was heartbreaking and not curable. Yeah, what's it
like hearing that? I had to leave the room. Yeah,
I couldn't even stay in the room. It was so
bad and it just broke me and it almost it
started making me feel hopeless and that's not what I

(01:33:22):
want to feel. And that was really hard, you know, Megan.
Since we started this interview, I cannot tell you how
many people have been texting in saying they were diagnosed
at stage four colon cancer as well, and they're either
in remission or it's done. So for someone to say
and I know all cancers, even colon cancers, are unique.
I understand that. Yeah, but not curable, that's not even

(01:33:44):
an answer. Yeah, it was. It was a rough one.
He was older and he was setting his ways and
he I don't even think he looked at my at
my chart or anything, and it was just heartbreaking, like
it was. It actually broke me, and it was it
was really hard because I've never had a doctors say
that to me, like everyone has been hopeful and has
given me hope. And we kind of we used to

(01:34:05):
go into rooms like saying, hey, like, don't give me
any prominosis or anything, and now we are we stop
saying that. In then, of course, the one time we
don't say it, this guy just kind of breaks me.
And so it's been a rough week. It's been a
lot of crying this week, if I'm being honest. So
this is making up for it tenfolds. I have no

(01:34:26):
idea how to explain my hell. Happy I am, but
it's just an honor to have you here. But okay,
next chapter. Ready for this. Once this is in your
rear view mirror, and it's hard to think about it
when you're in the middle of it, right, let's think
of it once this is in the rear view mirror.
I must assume from trolling on your Instagram, you guys
will be hopping back on airplanes. You'll be flying around
the world. You'll be you'll be pumping peloton bikes, different, different, different.

(01:34:50):
She's going to be an instructor a peloton have you
ever is it way too early, way to premature to
start thinking about how your feelings about lot I are
going to be different in the future. Are you starting
to see shades of that, like little glimpses in the
fog a little bit? Yeah, it like completely changes you.

(01:35:10):
I Mean I'm only thirty three, and I just already
think about how I want to help for people instead
of like, I'm an accountant and it's great, Like it's
a great job. I love numbers and everything, but I'm
starting to realize that I just want to help people,
Like my job doesn't help people, and I want to
be that person that helps someone who's going through the
same thing. And even that's why I shared my story

(01:35:32):
on Instagram. I was super private about it at first,
because I mean, I didn't want anyone to know, but
I wanted to get back to my yoga studio and
I was like, I'm just gonna share my story. And
I can't tell you how many people, like I'm not
that popular in Instagram because like, and so many people
reached out to me, either with their own cancer stories
that I would never know, or they've thanked me for

(01:35:54):
allowing them to use me as an example to go
get tests. And it's just been incredible it's the amount
of support that just comes out of the woodwork on everything,
And I just want to be that person for other people,
like in the future, and that's really where I want
to go. Like it's just it's a whole new release
on life like good good, you know. And it's also

(01:36:15):
about community. People want to be a part of the community,
people who are experiencing the same thing, either themselves or
with their loved ones. And look, Megan, you know, I'm
so happy that you chose to land here before you
go to your next big meeting, which could be the
meeting that changes everything. You know, we don't know yet.
And Patrick, the fact that you came in here and
put up with us as well as he puts up

(01:36:37):
with you every morning. The replay channel every single day. Nice,
we don't get it in. We don't get you guys
live in Maryland, so I listen to the replay channel
every day. We gotta fix that. Well, thank you, thank you.
Any final thoughts. I think it's so happy to meet
you and so, you know, so we've been talking for
so much, you know, on Instagram. It's so nice to
finally meet you in person. I know, this is truly amazing.

(01:37:00):
It was actually I wrote a bucket list, and that's
the most important thing. Everyone should have a bucket list.
It doesn't matter if you're sick or not. Just write
everything you want to do down and I put you
down like the top. Yeah, just because you guys have
been so important and even Alex's story with the Warrior
song that changed everything, Like I would listen to that

(01:37:21):
all on the way to chemo every single day on
repeat and it helped so much. So I appreciate him
as well. I think that you are already doing what
you want to do after you get through this, which
is helping people, because again looking at the text messages,
I think you've already hit a ton of people who
are saying I need to go get checked. I'm going
to go get checked. I'm going to advocate for myself

(01:37:41):
and follow through on things that they thought were maybe
a dead end. So you're already doing it. Good job,
being very important, you know. That's that's really one of
the most incredible things you share with us is you
got to fight for your right to party, You got
to fight for your right to get the answers that
you need, and you just can't believe just because they
went to medical school. Doesn't mean they have the answers

(01:38:02):
and we just automatically assume they do. They don't always
have them. So these second, third, fourth opinions get a
dozen opinions. What the hell? You know what I'm saying.
You learned so much along the way. Megan and Patrick,
thank you so much for coming in today. Thank you,
thank you so much for having me. This is amazing
good luck today. And there's no better place to you know,
feel peace and be one with nature than here in

(01:38:23):
New York City. Right the smell of urine alone should
be a healing proper. Thank you guys for kevin in
and have a beautiful day, Nels show in the Morning Show.
Well that was great Megan and Patrick, thank you for

(01:38:45):
coming in. What a great gift. Yeah, taking time with
us to talk about that. Look, you know you wake
up in the morning like, oh, I need the Morning
Show to come on and pick me up. It makes
me feel good. And you know, sometimes we have other missions,
we have other things talk about. There are things that
are very important in life that we need to tackle.
Is in addition to like acting like a bunch of

(01:39:05):
fools talking about farts all the time. Yes, I didn't
mean to look at you. I know you looked right
at me when you said fooled good. Feel attack, call
him an idiot, Call him an idiot. I'm not feeling
good about that. Hey, um let's get into I guess

(01:39:26):
we're gonna get into sound. But we still have to
do food news. That's on the way. It's a big day.
Um okay, I'll just get Garrett going here. Hey guys,
good morning, Good morning. I don't even know what you
have here. What's going on? All right, let's start with
some college baseball. So Old Miss versus Jacksonville State, and
the play by play announcer was talking about the designated

(01:39:47):
hitter in baseball. That's the guy that just basically hits.
He doesn't play the field, He just gets up in hits.
But this is what the announcer said, designated hitler. Excuse me,
designated hitter looking to get aboard. Sorry that folks, Yeah, hesitated.
All right. Now let's go to ABC LA. So it's
raining very heavily out in LA and they were doing

(01:40:09):
a news report out on the street. And then watch
the reporter to just give a play by play of
a car going into a puddle. This guy is gonna
go for it. That is not recommended. Oh my gosh,
And I'm pretty sure he just got stuck right there, guys,
the water literally hit his window down. The water was

(01:40:30):
literally going inside onto his lap as he drove through.
I can't believe that just happened. Yeah, he's stuck. He
is stuck. Put down the microphone helped the guy just
rather talk about it, all right. Did you hear about
the passenger that got tazered at the airport because he
had three margaritas before he got onto a flight. Hey,
you know what, I didn't know they're gonna be that strong. Well,

(01:40:53):
this is what it sounded like when you got tased, Lizzy.
I'm true dollars to veal there's no reason to arrest
being around now. W Yeah, yeah, he didn't get that

(01:41:14):
fourth margarita. Now, um, now some some gains. A soldier
in New Zealand who was volunteering with the Ukraine military
found his friend that he thought died two months ago.
Oh Zealouse, Oh my god, can't you imagine? Yeah? All right, now,

(01:41:46):
let's go up to Canada for Toronto. Toronto Maple Leaves
are playing the Buffalo Sabers and they were singing the
national anthem before the game, and the singers might cut out,
so the nice people of Toronto picked up where the
singer let it happened. We love you citizens of Toronto. Yes,

(01:42:14):
and then fabulous and then earlier we were playing, uh,
we were playing family feud and Nate made a sound
during it. So listeners have asked to start to put
a compilation together. So this is the best of the
best of all of Nate sounds. This is the weirdest
little squeaks that come out of here. Okay, here are
It's a collection of Nate sounds, the third most Uh yeah,

(01:42:45):
hey what what? What the hell is going on? Very
I don't know what he is. It's weird. You're hang out.
Stupid news is I'm not stupid news, Oh my god,
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(01:43:33):
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I guess this counts, Nate, This is for you. Krispy
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far as food goes, when they color it green, why not,
I just can't. It does always feel weird. It feels
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(01:46:52):
and ham Yeah, and I got so sick. So now
green food scares me. But but these Krispy Kreme donuts
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They are green donuts. They look green. God all right,
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(01:47:14):
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(01:47:37):
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(01:48:46):
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the tube. But pringles, yeah a. Number two ruffles, yea.
And the number one potato chip in the United States
of America is Ladies. Yeah, that's my mom's kryptonite lace

(01:49:06):
original lays potato and once you eat one, the whole bag. Yep,
there you go. We love you, Froggy. I'm in to
push where here's this food? Food? Oh? Yes, Scotty be
Can I be a jerk? Always? Are you? Typically are
pringles are not potato chips by definition? They are potato crisps.

(01:49:31):
Oh do we wish to battle this out? They're Froggy, No,
I mean, I mean, I mean, I guess he's right.
I'm gonna mean I'm not gonna call Scotty wrong, But
I guess it's still the same thing. Potato chips, Chris,
they're all the same. Gandi wants in the fight. What's
the difference between the chip and a crisp? But there's
not enough potato in the actual chip to be called
a potato chip? Well, what's in what's in a there's

(01:49:52):
other stuff in it? Like like what a wheat maybe
or some kind of grain sawdust, yeah, some some filler cardboard. Yeah.
I love Pringle. They're delicious. They're so beautifully stacked. Yes
they are. All right, just saying, okay, all right, sure
you're one of those. Yes, he's the guy on the
show has to correct you. I'll meet you the ATM machine.

(01:50:14):
Scary number. This just in. The first ingredient in pringles
is dried potatoes. Well well, well, well well what Scott
would say, you Scotty, No, but it's not actual it's
dried potatoes. It's not like Okay, what you're saying is

(01:50:34):
a regular potato chip is a sliced potato. Correct? By definition?
They cannot eat chips, Okay, they're not. They're not chips.
What you call them crisp crisps in England is a chip.
But who safinition it cannot be. Who is saying that
there was a lawsuit. There was a lawsuit a thousand
years ago because they used to be called potato chips
and they're not allowed to be called potato chips. They're

(01:50:56):
not chips off potatoes. Okay, just saying, even though they
use chips off tatoes to make the potato ingredient and ride.
I wish we could take Scotti's blood pressure right now,
anal RETENTIVETT. You should have just sent me a text.
I'm sorry, idiot, you know, and I'm glad that we
can do this. At least I know we can do it.
On the iPhone. You can send a text to someone

(01:51:18):
and if you you change your mind, you're like, you
bring it back, you recall the text, right only for
a little bit of time though, now yeah, yeah, But
what I did not know was they'll still they'll still
get a notification that you sent a text, yes, and
then you pulled it back. Yeah, well that's just dumb. Well,
the thing is is Gandhi's argument is it's worse than

(01:51:40):
actually just leaving the text you didn't want to send.
For the most part, I think it causes more trouble
and more drama because I have a couple of times
unsent a text just because there was a spelling error
or something stupid, or I sent it to the wrong person,
nothing that was egregious, you know, And then whoever I
unsend the text for him gets immediately angry. What was that?
What did you send me? Why did you unsend? I
have this morning. You sent a text to Garrett at

(01:52:03):
two am. Yes, And then he said, well, yeah, it
was weird. I got this text from Gandhi but then
she recalled it yes, So then he thought someone was
wrong with you. He thought something was wrong, or maybe
he thought I was talking about him. But you know,
because either way, no matter what happens, when you un
send a text, it looks sketchy. And what actually happened
was I come into work every day with one person.

(01:52:24):
She text me around two thirty and said she wasn't
going to be able to come in today there was
stuff going on, blah blah. So I text Garrett. It
was the middle of the night. I said, if I
don't get a response back from you by this time,
I didn't expect him to write back at that time.
Then the girl who texted me said, it's cool, I'm
coming in, don't worry about it. So for me, instead
of bothering Garrett again, yeah, I just unsent the text
because it was early. But then it looks like more's true.

(01:52:47):
It looks like you you act you were talking about me,
and you meant to text it to someone else you
texted to me. It's like it's also just the same
saying hey, you don't want to want to oh, never
mind exactly, and of course know what we're gonna say, No, no,
it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Well, yes it does matter,
because you almost told me that's the same exact thing.
In digital form. It causes more trouble, but I also

(01:53:10):
really love it in case I am talking about somebody
than I can un send it and I don't care.
They can think what they want without having the confirmation. Hey, um,
group text do you have a problem with group test texts? Now? Scary?
I do. Yes. Now we all have our established group threads,
and we know that we can hide notifications when it
gets too noisy, but they're established already. Now today ant

(01:53:30):
double a tournament. Everyone's trying to fill out their grids
and everyone's doing smack talking, so they start creating new
group texts which are not silenced. So now I got
NonStop people going back and forth like crap talking, who's
gonna win the bracket challenge? And I'm like, guys, can
we just keep this on the other thread. We don't
need to, because now I got a silence a new

(01:53:51):
thread thread. You know what I'm saying, it's like, it's
just it's it's awful. I hate it. I can't see
it's so upset. I just I really don't know. He
just what did you say? Something happened with a group text? Okay,
a new one? Okay, I think he needs a blood pressures. Well, um, hey,
did something funky happen online a couple of days ago,

(01:54:14):
because we were talking about it yesterday. Like with Instagram,
there was something you would go to post, like a photo,
and then it would have some song playing it behind
behind it. Did you see that? Yes, it was all
over my feet. I actually even took video of it
because it was popping up and it was in the timeline.
If somebody just posted a photo like a static photo,
not a video or anything else, a photo, Yes, this
is the song that was playing with every static photo.

(01:54:36):
Are you ready? Yeah? That was one. And look again,
it happened to me. Why it happened to all of us,
we don't know. No, something got screwed up in the
gears down its Instagram. It was weird and I'm wondering
if it happened to anyone else. I hope it did

(01:54:57):
or else. There's something real sketchy going on with my
Instagram because also on our art page, Brandon sent me
a screenshot of something because he wanted me to look
at it. And in the middle of our page was
a post from somebody or something that wasn't either of us,
And I said, what is that? And it was the
something be Eaten guy that somehow it was in our page,
like just loaded in there, Instagram, you gotta keep the money.

(01:55:19):
There's a lot of moving parts over there. Things are
gonna get screwed up every once in a while. But
that was happening. If it happened to you too, please
text it. Also. Also, there is nothing that makes me
laugh harder than if I'm driving down the road and
someone is offended at something I did in my driving,
which is rare, they shoot the finger. Oh yeah, isn't

(01:55:40):
it hilarious? Yeah, shooting the finger. Of course, you can
hide behind your locked door, right, You wouldn't do that
if you're walking on the street, but you'll do it
like in your car, which is dumb because nowadays I'm
afraid I shoot the finger. You shoot the guns. But
now they're saying the new one if you really really
want to go after someone is rather than shooting the finger,

(01:56:01):
you do the thumbs down. I think that's great. The
thumbs down is great. Have you seen people do thumbs
down to people? I have and I have done it
to people you have, because it's still really letting them
know that they've done something that just let you down,
but it's much less offensive and almost like, oh it
just thumbs down. Here, you did something that disappointed me, Right,
do better? Thumbs down is better. I still I'm not

(01:56:24):
doing anything like that. I'm still a middle finger up high.
You know. For anybody said, you know what they should
have on cars, and we've all thought of it, they
should have a digital readout in the back of your
car so you can actually send messages to the people
behind you. I'm no, you don't want that. You don't
want that. You don't want to say messages to people
behind you because typically it's gonna be like get off
my ass or you drove like a moron. But a

(01:56:45):
digital readout on your car is asking to have your
head light shot out. Yeah, and it's double the chance
of an accident too, because the person loading the message,
then the person reading the message. They need to have
a horn though that has different levels of aggression. Well really, yeah,
So you know, you have like the beep, the one
that you lay on the horn because you're ticked off.
But then also they should have some that are just like, hey, buddy,

(01:57:06):
what's going on? Like if you see a friend driving
on the shoe, Hey buddy, Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
We're kind of like, hey, lights green, you know, no, no,
no, no no, I think it's the worst time ever. Those
people drive me nuts. The light just turns green and
you're beeping Aye, shut off. You know, I really looking
a chance to put my foot on the gas. Hey,
so I fell down the TikTok hole last night. Have

(01:57:30):
you seen the woman who actually unscrews her toilet seat
and puts it in the dishwasher. I don't think I've
ever been more upset with a TikTok? Have you seen
that one? I saw it? She put in her dishwasher
with other dishes. Well, no, but it cleans everything. It
doesn't matter. There are charticles flying everywhere. That's disgusting. I'm
not worried about that, you really, No, No No, the dishwasher

(01:57:52):
takes care of that charticles. And you know, oh, I
still don't want to use a fork that was in
the dishwasher with my toilet seat. You look at all
the dirty, nasty dishes you put in there. You don't
put those dishes in your butt, no, no, but you
put dishes in there that had the cats licking on them.
And you know there's something so savory though about a

(01:58:15):
toilet set. Right do you say it's cleaner than a
lot of things? But wait, it is because it's less porous.
But hold on, can't you just leave it screwed on
your toilet and clean it? That's what I've always done. TikTok?
I think is it's maddening to me. It's really turning
the world into a screwed up place. What are you doing?

(01:58:39):
What are you doing? Quick? I know, but you're slowing
down the world by not saying what you're doing. You
want me to say it on the air. We gotta go.
What are you doing? If you're doing a report, this
needs to be really quick. Are the ones you need
to go to break? Okay? Whatever? He said? It's very fast?
All right? All right? What are you going on? A
federal judge says he will rule as soon as possible
on a case regarding access to abortion pills. The judge,

(01:59:00):
based in Texas, heard arguments yesterday in a lawsuit that
called for overturning the FDA's approval of the pills. A
conservative legal group called the Alliance for Hippocratic Medicine is
also requesting a preliminary injunction to remove mithopriss stone from
the market while the case is being heard. A senior
adviser at Planned Parenthood Texas is warning pro choice advocates
to expect the worst. More than two tons of natural

(01:59:22):
uranium are missing in Libya. The International Atomic Energy Agency
said yesterday that efforts to find it are underway. The
Nuclear watchdogs said about two point five tons of natural
uranium in ten drums were missing journey expection on Tuesday,
the Director General said the Attorney, the agency's member states
and officials are working to learn where the uranium is now.

(01:59:43):
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from their winter dens. The dep is urging residence to
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risk of encounters. And those are your three things, Thanks God,
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