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November 1, 2021 16 mins

There is a TON going on this month and what do vegans know?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Morning Show Here it is the fifteen minute Morning
Show podcast. It's November one. Lots of reasons to celebrate today.
It's the It's de Valli is coming in, It's ramping

(00:23):
up starting today Thursday. Thursday is going to be the
hottest day. Also, it's Day of the Dead. We've got
a couple of days of that. And also it's All
Saints Day. All three reasons to celebrate, to be colorful
and fun and hang out with your family and friends. Okay,
well I'm done. What else? It's also the start of
no nut November, Elvis, can we talk about that? Yeah?

(00:46):
I don't. I think no nut November is lame. Who
wants to go no November? Well, if you want to
get to destroy Dick December nut November sounds very threatening
for the person. Got to rest up for that man. Yeah, alright,
So other than that new month, what other things do
we have to look forward to in the month of November. Well, Christmas,

(01:09):
they're already there's already Christmas crap out everywhere of the
Christmas crap out since October. So yeah, something really terrible happened.
So I was at a bar last night for a
Halloween party, and in the middle of the party, the
DJ goes, I think it's time we dropped this, and
fucking plays Mariah Carey and everyone starts singing along and
I'm like, no, people, yeah, Halloween's not even Mariah has

(01:35):
a big announcement on November five, so I don't know.
And I'm sure it's Christmas related, because how she is,
you know what, let her own Christmas and that song.
I'm sorry, it still makes me feel festive even though
I hear it every three minutes during the Christmas Eve.
I did laugh out loud though, at the meme that
you reposted of It's almost November, which means Mariah Carey
is sawing as we speak. Yea, now she sawed. Here

(01:58):
it comes she sawed and ready for this celebration. Don't
forget Biber's Christmas album, one of the great So November.
If you have money burning hole in your pocket, Black
Friday is November. Cyber Monday, the twenty nine and thirty
of this month is Giving Tuesday. We have new movies

(02:20):
coming out this month. Finch with Tom Hanks is supposed
to be really good on Apple TV comes out this Friday,
Ghostbusters Afterlife with Rudy that's coming out in November. South
Park Post Covid hits Paramount Plus on and also this
documentary called Peter Jackson's Beatles Get Back premiers on Disney Plus.

(02:43):
As far as TV goes, the new Judge Judy spinoff
Judy Justice of Her She Should Be President? I Love Her?
That premieres today. Big Mouth returns to Netflix on Friday.
Dexter new Blood is this Sunday on Showtime. Riverdale is
back on the sixteen, Tiger King too on the seventeen.

(03:05):
Let's see if you're in two awards shows, the c
M A Awards or November ten. Don't think the CMA
Awards like every month like that of the A, C
N S. They are all the same letters, so it's
a little different. It'll be better because Luke's husting. They
already did it, but it's airing on November twenty. The
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction ceremony and the
American Music Awards are the twenty one Grammy nominees come

(03:26):
out on the tree. And those are just a few
things you can look forward to on during November. Oh, finally,
the holidays Veterans Day on the eleventh Thanksgiving on this
Wednesday is National Sandwich Day. Thursday is like the full
throttle of de valli ye. On Saturday's National Nacho's Day.

(03:48):
National Nacho's Day also very important and whatever. Today's National
Vegan Day. Ah, that shitty grid. How many vegans do
we have on the show? One vegan? You're vegans? One

(04:14):
of our very good friends, though, Dina with the pink hair.
She is vegan and trying to find things for her
to eat is impossible. We went to that wine and
food festival. There was so much delicious, delicious food everywhere.
She couldn't eat cheese. She can't eat any type of
dairy product whatsoever. The only thing she could eat was bread, right,
and she will outlive us all. She probably will, aren't

(04:37):
there eggs and bread probably have eggs. No, No, you're
nothing that has to do with animal products from I
got to ask her about the bread. Now that plant well,
apparently they do pretty well plant eating motherfucker's and most

(05:00):
vegans that I have I know, I think Gandhi Dina
has told you this too. I'm sure where there's just
one moment when you when you start out being a vegan.
It takes a while, but then there's one morning you
wake up and you just feel clear, the clarity, your
head is clear. You just feel so good. They all
say that I'm paid to say it by who their leader.

(05:24):
They have a leader that we don't know about. I
don't know. I'm never going to have that clarity ever,
So we moved. There's one thing you guys probably had
no idea. It was vegan, and you you've enjoyed it
pretty much your entire life. Oreo Cookies, Oh cream doesn't
have like gelatins chemicals there. They are technically vegan. So

(05:50):
my favorite sandwich on Earth is vegan, and I don't
recommend it to people because everyone rolls their eyes and
they think it's disgusting. But it is so good. It's
a Portabella jerk sandwich. I'll have that. Oh my god,
it's so good. I think that has like a stigma
to us, like regular people. That's why that's why it
doesn't stay on the front of Oreos. It doesn't say
vegan because when you see that, you're like, I don't

(06:11):
want those same thing with gluten free to like I
say gluten free, and everybody in this room goes all, well,
the problem with with oreos if it's not if, if
it's if it's not meat, then what is it if
it's not dairy when like, you don't want to know
what's sitting there? I saw, let's go back to the
portobello I love. We grilled portobello steaks all the time,

(06:34):
and we do cauliflower steaks all the time. The problem
is is you know, didn't you get into an argument
those aren't steaks. That's not steak. Of course the steak
is meat. Well, okay, so a ham steak is it
a steake? No? Man, I actually posted a cauliflower cauliflower
steak all my I took it down because people started yelling.
At first time I ever ordered it at a restaurant,

(06:57):
though I did, I did feel like I was getting
scan because I thought it would be like cauliflower, like
with a steak with cauliflower on top of it, and
then get the big thing of cauliflower and like this
upon myself it's good though it was. It was. But
if you're ordering it for the first time and you
have no idea what cauliflower steak is, you just assume
that it's a steak, not just a thing. Well, at

(07:19):
least now you know, you know, califlower mashed potatoes aren't
really good potatoes, rue potatoes, caloersh Hey Brodie, you're so
quiet today. Why don't you tell us what's on your mind?
How was your Halloween weekend? What's going on? It was? Well,
first of all, the thought of cauliflower steak. I was

(07:40):
probably one of those people putting writing ship on your Instagram.
My Halloween weekend was great. I have no trick or
treat is left in the house, and the neighborhood didn't
really trick or treat so my lights being off didn't
affect anybody. Oh my, and I didn't open the candy,
so I can return it now. So it's great you
can return candy. Well, it's a bag of of like

(08:03):
you know, trall sizes, fun sizes. So I didn't know
because nobody came to the door. Who returns with brodys
a candy? It's a sack from Target. Didn't matter. It's like,
I'm not eating buy it. If you were going to
shut your light off, nobody came. I live on a
call to sack. There's no kids. Nobody came. Kids. They

(08:26):
need they need another street. At the end of the street.
They can't have a circle. Do you think the kids
are like, don't go to that house. That guy's mean,
old man Brodie. You know, I just don't know if
I could buy candy anymore knowing that someone returned it. It

(08:48):
It was in their house for a minute. Okay, I
didn't go in the bag. People return food all the time.
Study he's a bastard. No, I don't. I don't ever
return stuff. That's the weird thing about me, is I
just I don't return stuff. I can see you we're
turning a canned good, but you can't know. But I

(09:08):
would know. I don't even I don't go to the
courtesy thing and say, hey, I would like to return this.
I don't ever do that. I would donate it before
I return it. I just don't like to return stuff.
But they have carts and carts full of stuff that
people return, and the people bring in open things like
this milk isn't good. It's past the expiration date and
it's been in the refrigerator for two weeks now. But
I'm talking about you know, I think we're talking about
return for resale where they took the scause they don't

(09:30):
think they can legally put it back on the show.
There there is that is that can go back out
and one that can't. They know what can be resold
and what can I didn't return a tomato. It's a
bag of candy, would be the one to know. Like
with Halloween candy going on half price today, will he

(09:51):
get his full price for the candy? That's a lot
of stories, a lot of stories. Won't even take back Halloween,
can do? They have signs that you can't return it
after a certain date, so you have already not shopped there.
He would not shop the target, already checked the return
policy coming back target, good luck? How much was that bag?
Just had a curious nine dollars? How much? It is

(10:14):
a lot of candy free free here at the radio station.
It just shows up? Did I eat it and you
take the throughout the year and bring it home? So scary?
Are you still drunk from last night? Are you just
up late last night? Late? It was more like I'm overtired,

(10:35):
but I feel amazing. I got it that in two
hours of sleep. Who are you drinking last night? Just
a couple of Akasoda's nothing crazy, but it was, I mean,
you would think nobody had work or school or anything
today because they had six hundred people. They're partying like
animals until one two in the morning. It was crazy.
What's that? Brody so Scary says to me earlier in

(10:55):
the week while we were recording our podcast, Hey, I'm
going to be doing a bar gig Sunday. You should
come hang out. I said, yeah, maybe I'll do that.
It sounds like fun. And then he tells me yesterday
at eleven o'clock at night. I said, how are you
doing a gig at eleven? He goes, oh, dude, I'm
getting paid. I don't turn down money. I said, well,
I'm not getting paid, why would I show up? Why

(11:18):
should I come on hang out? With getting paid? That
one when somebody invites you somewhere that's really inconvenient, but
they're getting paid, and they're like, oh, yeah, we're so
much fun. Really okay fun for me when they pay me.
You could enter the costume contest. You could have been
asking just to say I have to say thank you

(11:41):
to someone, and unfortunately I have to be an asshole
and not tell you why. But Gandhi's boyfriend Brandon sent
me the best d M the other day and said
something really really nice to me, and it was very
very kind. I just want to say, you've got a
good guy here, Gandhi. I don't know anything of this.
Well you don't have to. Yeah, I didn't even have

(12:02):
to tell you know, it wasn't really about you. But
I'm just saying you have a good You have a
good guy. I'm not your boss. You have a good guy,
and I just want to call him out on it
all that he will really appreciate that because I've been
telling him he sucks lately. So that's awesome. Care you now,

(12:22):
I'm fascinating. I got to text him. Did he ask
for your permission to propose? Because you're like the work dad, right,
Elvis is oddly silent. He did not gone from work
and traveling to De Troy because he wants free time.
Elvis is going to hate all of you for even
bringing this up to guys. Bullshitters, Froggy, I know that. Gosh,

(12:50):
even away from Halloween season, your block is very intense
because everyone is in everyone's business. Because everyone's in front
in front of everyone's house every night doing cocktails or whatever,
we have fun. How insane was Halloween weekend on your block.
It must have been just it was to warn you out,
you know what. Danielle actually had a really good analogy.
She said it looked like the walking dead in front
of her house, and that's exactly what it looked like.
It was just the street. You couldn't drive down the street.

(13:13):
Cars that we're trying to come down the street were
like forget it. It was just a mass of people
just traveling down the street getting candy. Everybody had fire
pits out because it was it's been chilly here. It's
been in the low fifties nights. Everybody had fire pits
out in the drive away. It was just fun, fun,
fun all night long. Let me ask you something. If
all of you guys are out like you are every
single night and someone who doesn't live on your block

(13:33):
drive down your street, do you do you do? Like?
Do you like do a blockade and pull them out
of the car and beat them with a bat because
we're in your neighborhood. I'll tell you what we get.
You get the cars. Everybody look out cars the street
and they have to move their little goals out of
the way, or move this stuff or move that, or
there's a bike in the street or a ball rolling out.

(13:54):
It's like driving down our street is dangerous. Yeah, you're
safer is a pedestrian than a car. Actually, what I'm
trying to understand this You have neighbors and you talk
to them. Why you don't? What's that like? Wow? It
is very strange. I banged on my neighbor's door for

(14:16):
probably three minutes on Friday. She was home and did
not open it. That's more like tomorrow show, we talk
about not entering your door. I have the opposite problem.
I have people accusing me of making noise, and they're
trying to confront me. So, hey, what's the latest on that?
Scary because I'm gonna get into that tomorrow too. Let
me put this. The latest is I heard back from

(14:39):
the management after I wrote them a very terse email
from the point the accusation. Well, well, this woman complained
about me to management. Management wrote me this email pointing
the accusatory finger, assuming it was me and not doing
a full investigation. And I wrote them an email back
which I read, to you off the air and maybe
we'n't have time right now, And then they wrote back

(15:00):
it says, well, upon further investigate we'll get back to you.
We're gonna we're gonna investigate further. So I'm waiting here
back to see if they came to a conclusion. Because
the single guy living in an apartment is not the
one moving furniture, banging around with kids running, running back
and forth. I don't have kids. So the person below
you is accusing you of causing a ruck rucket holding

(15:23):
somebody cost you guys know me. I see you have
violent nightmares. I see I never have my TV louder
than a whishper. Are you having night terror? Is that
Sunday morning when Robin's over? What's about? What's going on
with Sunday morning? That's the day you have sex? You screaming?

(15:43):
If you're calling you daddy? None of this, this this happened. Okay.
I got called three times when I wasn't home, and
once they woke me up at eleven o'clock at night.
Oh my dude, maybe you do have night tremors. Night
you should have been at the club. I'm talking about
waiting for an answer, and they've not gotten back to
me after I wrote that email. First, it was very forthright,

(16:08):
but I was just shaped and I was not Forthright's stage.
It's just like a law her. It's not using inflammatory language.
And furthermore, aren't we done. I think, yeah, we were
done two minutes ago, but I figured yeah, out of here.

(16:30):
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