August 1, 2023 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Hello,
Elvis present fifteen minute morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Let's do it the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Here
we are. We'll so thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Daniel didn't make it in today because she's not feeling well.
But sitting in the Danielle chair is Diamond. Also back there.
We got Scottie b and Master Control. We've got Garrett,
We've got Gandhi in Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hello, it's scary, what's going on? And of course straight
Nate's over here, and and Froggy, Froggy. We're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
There's Froggy too. We're all here now except Daniel. The
good thing is you don't see the beard. The bad
thing is it itches much well.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I can see it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You can see it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It looks very red from you scratching man.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
We'll get you beard oil. I'll ask Brandon what he uses.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Well, I've got fifty more days and then I'm pulling it,
each each little hair up individually.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Here it's actually looking pretty good.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
My mustache is obviously longer than the beard, but the
beard catches up to the mustache now like I shaved
this last week.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I think you should go full foo man cho.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You're not doing you got a week of this left.
I thought you weren't supposed to shave at all.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Like, yeah, I thought so too.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
That's no shave November.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's different in November kind of the same.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
But yeah we're doing it, doing no November. Oh that's
bad for you.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
That's unhealthy and it flies in the face of what.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Italthy you hear that, Well, you can practice yourself.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Then we'll watch wait like activities with her. I like
to do things together, to build like a couple of
that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, Diamond is our special guest today because we have
to talk about, Uh, that dumb fucking show, you coid show?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
The best show ever?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Love is Blind? Is it hilarious?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's garbage?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Lose blind? What did we switch the mic over? Yes
we did? Yeah, yes, So Love is Blind?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Is you're saying it's one of or it is the
favorite show right now?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Oh? The best show right now at this very moment.
You can't top it. Don't listen to Nate. Nate doesn't
think garbage.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's absolute trash.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
Are you telling me that if you went on that
show you would accept a proposal.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
From some guy? You were talking to through a piece
of plastic.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
If I wanted to be on TV that bad.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Yet, see, but that was my point. Heather was like,
why are all these people doing this? They really want love?
I Oh, that's bullshit. These people just want to be
on TV. You do know that, that's how those shows.
I know that, But I'm just trying to convince her that.
She she oh my god, she started going down this
rabbit hole. She's like, oh no, it's a social experiment.
The producers get involved. Bullshit, they want a TV show,
(03:02):
they're telling them to stage.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I think I think some of those people really are
desperately looking for love. And when you are, that's desperate
that you do buy into all of these things. I mean,
the one I don't want to ruin anything.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Ruin it, No, ruin it.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
But basically one was like I like food, me too,
want to get married, and that was it.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Wasn't anything else to it.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
But they're so in love, they're not, they're not.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
They don't know each other. I've actually so, I've seen
clips of it.
Speaker 9 (03:31):
I haven't seen an episode, but the overarching idea and
concept of the show, don't you think should be applied
to could be applied to regular life. Like, imagine just
talking to somebody on the phone and getting to know
them and becoming emotionally connected over conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
What a brilliant idea.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Exactly So I think all the time catfishing.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
No, no, no, But what I'm saying is if you
get to know somebody by just no physical contact, no,
no visuals, I mean, we.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Live in a world of visuals. We live in a
materialistic universe.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
So don't you think that this is I think the
show was onto something in that regard. I can't forget
about the shenanigans that.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Go on, but there's some reason she watches because of
the it's not worth watching.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Okay, I'm only like two three episodes in and it's
like the Barnet season.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Okay, here's the question.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh, you're on season one.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
Season one, So has anybody when they do the reveal
after the proposal, anybody looked at the other person and gone, ah,
hell no.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Well absolutely in your season you're just not there yet.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Really, that doesn't happen.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
The person doesn't say it out loud, but you can
you can tell that.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
It's just sad, no, no, no, no, because I could tell.
I think it was the can.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
We talk about it?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
How do I get my fucking phone from to stop
typing everything we say in this room?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Hit the microphone again on the bottle the microphone.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It's like everything okay, oh no'ous everything we've been saying, okay, stopped?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Well, can I spoil it?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
So?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Who are you talking about? You're talking about Jessica?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't remember names. It was the tall bisexual guy.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Oh have you got into the wig?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Waited? What when?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
He like basically he talks about her wig and stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I haven't gotten that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, the tall guys like a real asshole?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh yes, I'm talking about season yes.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
One, Carlton and Diamond How ironic I know.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Okay, so when she saw him, I guarantee she was like, ah,
hell now.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Yeah, maybe I don't know Diamonds.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I want somebody to just turn around and go back.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
No, no, no, they don't do. I'm pretty sure. But
this is the thing that I'm thinking about. When So
when they finally make it down the aisle, they know
if they're going to say yes or no. But I'm
pretty sure the producers are like, go through with it anyway,
and you know, just get there and say what you
have to say when you're up there. That's that's the
only thing that I'm like, Eh, I don't I don't
really know. If you're not feeling it, get out of
(06:03):
there right now.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Yeah, I'd like to talk to one of the producers
of this show because they're the one that's really pulling
all the strings.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
You watch it up, Nate, you got to get through
season one difficult.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's like, so hold on, let me ask you. Let
me ask you, Diamonds, and I'll ask you too, Gandhi?
What is it about these shows that keeps you coming back?
Is it the absurd stupidity?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Basically it the fact that people, grown, grown men and
women can actually act like a bunch of assholes like
this without a doubt.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
And that's what that's why you like it.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
So But then there is a sense of like hopeless
romantic ish vibes that you like catch and it's just like, oh,
maybe they are really in love. That's so cute.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No five minutes, okay, Gandhi, what you say?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I just like a hot mess. I do. I love
seeing a train wreck on TV and it happens all
the time. Mean, it's the same with ninety day fiance.
It's just a messy, messy scenario with messy people. And
I'm always fascinated at what people are willing to put
on TV that will live for us about themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You lack a good dumpster fire.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I love a good dumpster You remember.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
When we did that failed attempt at a reality show
and you saw how reality shows were made.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You're like, oh, hell.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
No, no, no, it was stupid that writers Every reality
show there isn't real about writers show.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
All right, well, there you go, thank you, Diamond, but
don't leave you to stay in. Let's talk about something else.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
So as you guys are talking, I hear it grumbling,
and I started looking around Scary stomach.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
For a solid Remember you only had three Google clusters.
It was the loudest thing I heard.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I thought an animal was in.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
I'm rocking a square meal and the Elvis was talking
about all the wonderful restaurants he visited this weekend, and
I'm thinking about them. I'm like, oh my god, I
could really go to so Deel's right now for brunch.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So good and.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Scary did the thing though.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
You looked over to me to see if I heard,
and I heard it and I go, wow the.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Cluster No, no, was so good the hunger sound? Or
was it the I gotta go? No?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
No, no, it's hungry.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
You ran through here to go to the bathroom moments ago?
What was that all about? That was just me taking
a whiz khalifa, That's all.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
I'm back in thirty seconds, I really, William.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Can I ask some questions about the stuff off tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh? Please do?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, because I'm like, that's all I can think about
because I have to go to the store after this.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, me too. So this is the first time I'm
going to be part of a stuff off? Are there rules?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So it can be any type of stuffing, Like if
I find some type of Indian stuffing that I can make,
I can bring them absolutely.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Okay, is your interpretation of what packed? I think?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Scotty, didn't you use stovetop to one year?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No? One year?
Speaker 9 (08:48):
I did stovetop to see if I could trick Bobby.
It didn't work. Yeah, right through it.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
When I won, I used the King's Hawaiian mix, but
I added all my own stuff into it.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah, okay. Because I have ever made stuffing before, I
don't even know where to start. I saw some recipes.
It looks like it's going to take hours and a
lot of stuff, But I'm ready to try.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
I know if there were.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Devote several hours to it.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Part of me wants to throw the competition just to
put one secret ingredient in there to like really like,
why why is there tofu in this? Or why is
there why is there spam in this?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Spam?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Ex Well, you're not going to tell him what's in it? Well, no,
I wouldn't he actually like dice up like a frog.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And put it in there.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I mean, I'd be delicious, wouldn't do that? Somebody used
hot dogs one year? Who used the hot dogs?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I don't know anyway, So yeah, that's the stuff off.
Any more questions, Gandhi.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Are there any secrets to a good stuffing?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Nothing, I'd never those things that taste better are actually
in the bird.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
And I don't think any of us are actually cooking
a full turkey tonight right now.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And I prefer them outside the bird really.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Yeah, And Bobby think about Bobby's ingredients when he loves
he loves that Southwest heat.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
He likes a little bit of those types of ingredients.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
I feel like if you want a pand or to
the judge, you'll do a recipe like that.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
But you know, so you know, he's been leaning Italian lately,
more so than Southwestern, so keeps that in mind.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I've had a good competition though all this she just
gave away for scary. So now he's gonna lean Italian,
like you can.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It still tastes like shit. Oh no, But I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Like, if he's leaning Italian though, like he would have
went Southwest knowing that there's gonna be sausage, I.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Think Bobby's gonna taste it and it is gonna like it,
or he's not gonna like it. I wouldn't worry about
what nationality you're covering.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
I was at the diner last night, and I always
get turkey when I'm at the diner because I love it.
And it had some crazy stuffing underneath it that had
like apple full pieces of apples and sweet potatoes you
can do.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That was so delicious. You could put anything in stuffing.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
That's the whole point the diner, some of that and
bring it in and have Bobby trying.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You already did.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's why he told his story.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, that's not true. You, Dick.
Speaker 10 (10:53):
I'm actually collaborating with a friend of mine and we're
gonna make it together tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Collaboration stuff in collaboration, collaborate. Yes, yeah, my friend's going
to help me out.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, my wife's helping me.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I might recruit coaster Boy Josh because he has been
whipping it up in the kitchen wall.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
To tell you, coast Boy Josh, he could really help
you out if if you wanted some fun assistance, you.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
May have to do it. When you missed your plane again.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Tell me another joke, Scottie, You're an asshole.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
How did you miss your plane? How did you miss
your plane? I told you this like five times none
on the podcast. I just sat there.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh, I literally just sat there at the wrong gate,
at the wrong gate.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
See.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
I gave you some ship when I heard it, But
like then I thought about it. I almost had that
happen once. I think I was watching something on my phone.
I had my noise canceling headphones on and I was like, wait,
why aren't these people moving? And they had changed the
gate and I couldn't hear it because I had my
headphones on and I ran and I did make my
plane because I did realize something was a miss.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Well, I'll tell you what. This is the second time
I've been at the airport and missed a flight. The
other time was with Diamond.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I was ready to kill her that time because I
blamed that it was her fault. She wanted She wanted Chipotle,
so we had to go to a completely different terminal.
And then she told me what gate the flight was at.
I should have checked, so I'll take responsibility for that.
But she was completely in the wrong terminal. So we
go get her Chipotle, went to the wrong terminal, missed
our flight.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Let the record state right that I when we realized
that we were at the wrong gate or terminal, I
took off running bags in my hand, like I was
gonna make this plane. We were gonna make this plane. Okay,
we did.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I know, if you're at the point where you have
to run to the airport, I would just rather miss
the plane.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
That was the first time happened this.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Day, this day and age.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
Don't you get buzzy alerts on your phone that tells
you where to go and what to do?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I mean, who's not paying attention? No, gandhi, Yeah, I
will tell you.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, this is one of the things I missed about
old school before terrorism really got really bad. Airplanes and airports.
You will get out of the fucking car and just
run to the plane. There was no stopping, there was
no security, And that.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Wasn't that long ago. You would just run to the plane.
You ran to the never.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
I never remember a time wh a ts where you
didn't have to go through TSA. Is that really the case?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I remember when you could go to the gate right,
you know, you.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Go to the gate if if a ticket, then you
can go on the plane.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
I remember going and as you would have family members
come in town, you would meet them as they walk
off the plane.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
Yeah, Back in the day you used to be able
to get on the wrong plane because the ticket was
who cared, you know, they didn't scan anything. They were
just like, oh okay, and you would just walk on.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Happened to Kevin on home alone.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Now it's a little more thorough. You don't remember the
day where you could just run right for the plane.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
No.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
I was always been put this, put this friggin suitcase
in a bus box and send it to the X.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Ray and walk like this.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
I always remember secure. It wasn't TSA though years ago
it was something else. But but yeah, I always remember
going through a metal detector.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
At least.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Look, here's my proof that I didn't miss it on purpose.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
This.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
See this, It was issued at the airport. You can
only get this at the airport. I was there.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh, I don't doubt you were there.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
I'm just wondering why you you missed it.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I was so mad because I want to be home
cooking this damn stuffing.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
The world just takes off Atlant there.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh, Daniel's calling.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Okay, what do you mean after you go? You're working?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Hello, I am on the podcast. You want to put
you on the speakerphone?
Speaker 7 (14:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Hold on? Oh oh god, she doesn't sound very good.
Oh wait, yeah, you can't hear them.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Tell her.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
We think she's pretending to be sick so she doesn't
have to cook stuffing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I tell you something.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I talked to Bobby over the weekend, and I tried
to bribe him.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
To make me the stuffing.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
What did you bribe, Dan? What did you bribe Bobby
with money? But it didn't work?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh god, she's got some stuffing in her nose, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'm so sorry, you get feeling better, Okay, tell her,
we say, get feeling better, all right, Okay, this is.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I think we wrap.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I think we're time, right frog, Yeah, yeah, we're done.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh thank god. Alright in the kitchen, the stuff off tomorrow.
We'll see you there, We'll see you on the playing field.
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Hello,
Elvis present fifteen minute morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Let's do it the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Here
we are. We'll so thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Daniel didn't make it in today because she's not feeling well.
But sitting in the Danielle chair is Diamond. Also back there.
We got Scottie b and Master Control. We've got Garrett,
We've got Gandhi in Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hello, it's scary, what's going on? And of course straight
Nate's over here, and and Froggy, Froggy. We're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
There's Froggy too. We're all here now except Daniel. The
good thing is you don't see the beard. The bad
thing is it itches much well.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I can see it.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You can see it.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It looks very red from you scratching man.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
We'll get you beard oil. I'll ask Brandon what he uses.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Well, I've got fifty more days and then I'm pulling it,
each each little hair up individually.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Here it's actually looking pretty good.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
My mustache is obviously longer than the beard, but the
beard catches up to the mustache now like I shaved
this last week.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I think you should go full foo man cho.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You're not doing you got a week of this left.
I thought you weren't supposed to shave at all.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Like, yeah, I thought so too.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
That's no shave November.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
That's different in November kind of the same.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
But yeah we're doing it, doing no November. Oh that's
bad for you.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
That's unhealthy and it flies in the face of what.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Italthy you hear that, Well, you can practice yourself.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Then we'll watch wait like activities with her. I like
to do things together, to build like a couple of
that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, Diamond is our special guest today because we have
to talk about, Uh, that dumb fucking show, you coid show?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
The best show ever?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Love is Blind? Is it hilarious?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's garbage?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Lose blind? What did we switch the mic over? Yes
we did? Yeah, yes, So Love is Blind?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Is you're saying it's one of or it is the
favorite show right now?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Oh? The best show right now at this very moment.
You can't top it. Don't listen to Nate. Nate doesn't
think garbage.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's absolute trash.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
Are you telling me that if you went on that
show you would accept a proposal.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
From some guy? You were talking to through a piece
of plastic.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
If I wanted to be on TV that bad.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Yet, see, but that was my point. Heather was like,
why are all these people doing this? They really want love?
I Oh, that's bullshit. These people just want to be
on TV. You do know that, that's how those shows.
I know that, But I'm just trying to convince her that.
She she oh my god, she started going down this
rabbit hole. She's like, oh no, it's a social experiment.
The producers get involved. Bullshit, they want a TV show,
(03:02):
they're telling them to stage.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I think I think some of those people really are
desperately looking for love. And when you are, that's desperate
that you do buy into all of these things. I mean,
the one I don't want to ruin anything.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Ruin it, No, ruin it.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
But basically one was like I like food, me too,
want to get married, and that was it.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Wasn't anything else to it.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
But they're so in love, they're not, they're not.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
They don't know each other. I've actually so, I've seen
clips of it.
Speaker 9 (03:31):
I haven't seen an episode, but the overarching idea and
concept of the show, don't you think should be applied
to could be applied to regular life. Like, imagine just
talking to somebody on the phone and getting to know
them and becoming emotionally connected over conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
What a brilliant idea.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Exactly So I think all the time catfishing.
Speaker 9 (03:53):
No, no, no, But what I'm saying is if you
get to know somebody by just no physical contact, no,
no visuals, I mean, we.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Live in a world of visuals. We live in a
materialistic universe.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
So don't you think that this is I think the
show was onto something in that regard. I can't forget
about the shenanigans that.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Go on, but there's some reason she watches because of
the it's not worth watching.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Okay, I'm only like two three episodes in and it's
like the Barnet season.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Okay, here's the question.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh, you're on season one.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
Season one, So has anybody when they do the reveal
after the proposal, anybody looked at the other person and gone, ah,
hell no.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Well absolutely in your season you're just not there yet.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Really, that doesn't happen.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
The person doesn't say it out loud, but you can
you can tell that.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
It's just sad, no, no, no, no, because I could tell.
I think it was the can.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
We talk about it?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
How do I get my fucking phone from to stop
typing everything we say in this room?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Hit the microphone again on the bottle the microphone.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It's like everything okay, oh no'ous everything we've been saying, okay, stopped?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Well, can I spoil it?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
So?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Who are you talking about? You're talking about Jessica?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't remember names. It was the tall bisexual guy.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
Oh have you got into the wig?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Waited? What when?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
He like basically he talks about her wig and stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I haven't gotten that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, the tall guys like a real asshole?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh yes, I'm talking about season yes.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
One, Carlton and Diamond How ironic I know.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Okay, so when she saw him, I guarantee she was like, ah,
hell now.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Yeah, maybe I don't know Diamonds.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I want somebody to just turn around and go back.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
No, no, no, they don't do. I'm pretty sure. But
this is the thing that I'm thinking about. When So
when they finally make it down the aisle, they know
if they're going to say yes or no. But I'm
pretty sure the producers are like, go through with it anyway,
and you know, just get there and say what you
have to say when you're up there. That's that's the
only thing that I'm like, Eh, I don't I don't
really know. If you're not feeling it, get out of
(06:03):
there right now.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Yeah, I'd like to talk to one of the producers
of this show because they're the one that's really pulling
all the strings.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
You watch it up, Nate, you got to get through
season one difficult.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's like, so hold on, let me ask you. Let
me ask you, Diamonds, and I'll ask you too, Gandhi?
What is it about these shows that keeps you coming back?
Is it the absurd stupidity?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Basically it the fact that people, grown, grown men and
women can actually act like a bunch of assholes like
this without a doubt.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
And that's what that's why you like it.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
So But then there is a sense of like hopeless
romantic ish vibes that you like catch and it's just like, oh,
maybe they are really in love. That's so cute.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
No five minutes, okay, Gandhi, what you say?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I just like a hot mess. I do. I love
seeing a train wreck on TV and it happens all
the time. Mean, it's the same with ninety day fiance.
It's just a messy, messy scenario with messy people. And
I'm always fascinated at what people are willing to put
on TV that will live for us about themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You lack a good dumpster fire.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I love a good dumpster You remember.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
When we did that failed attempt at a reality show
and you saw how reality shows were made.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You're like, oh, hell.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
No, no, no, it was stupid that writers Every reality
show there isn't real about writers show.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
All right, well, there you go, thank you, Diamond, but
don't leave you to stay in. Let's talk about something else.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
So as you guys are talking, I hear it grumbling,
and I started looking around Scary stomach.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
For a solid Remember you only had three Google clusters.
It was the loudest thing I heard.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I thought an animal was in.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
I'm rocking a square meal and the Elvis was talking
about all the wonderful restaurants he visited this weekend, and
I'm thinking about them. I'm like, oh my god, I
could really go to so Deel's right now for brunch.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So good and.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Scary did the thing though.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
You looked over to me to see if I heard,
and I heard it and I go, wow the.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Cluster No, no, was so good the hunger sound? Or
was it the I gotta go? No?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
No, no, it's hungry.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
You ran through here to go to the bathroom moments ago?
What was that all about? That was just me taking
a whiz khalifa, That's all.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
I'm back in thirty seconds, I really, William.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Can I ask some questions about the stuff off tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Oh? Please do?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, because I'm like, that's all I can think about
because I have to go to the store after this.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, me too. So this is the first time I'm
going to be part of a stuff off? Are there rules?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
So it can be any type of stuffing, Like if
I find some type of Indian stuffing that I can make,
I can bring them absolutely.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Okay, is your interpretation of what packed? I think?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Scotty, didn't you use stovetop to one year?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No? One year?
Speaker 9 (08:48):
I did stovetop to see if I could trick Bobby.
It didn't work. Yeah, right through it.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
When I won, I used the King's Hawaiian mix, but
I added all my own stuff into it.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah, okay. Because I have ever made stuffing before, I
don't even know where to start. I saw some recipes.
It looks like it's going to take hours and a
lot of stuff, But I'm ready to try.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
I know if there were.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Devote several hours to it.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Part of me wants to throw the competition just to
put one secret ingredient in there to like really like,
why why is there tofu in this? Or why is
there why is there spam in this?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Spam?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Ex Well, you're not going to tell him what's in it? Well, no,
I wouldn't he actually like dice up like a frog.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And put it in there.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I mean, I'd be delicious, wouldn't do that? Somebody used
hot dogs one year? Who used the hot dogs?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I don't know anyway, So yeah, that's the stuff off.
Any more questions, Gandhi.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Are there any secrets to a good stuffing?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Nothing, I'd never those things that taste better are actually
in the bird.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
And I don't think any of us are actually cooking
a full turkey tonight right now.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And I prefer them outside the bird really.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Yeah, And Bobby think about Bobby's ingredients when he loves
he loves that Southwest heat.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
He likes a little bit of those types of ingredients.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
I feel like if you want a pand or to
the judge, you'll do a recipe like that.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
But you know, so you know, he's been leaning Italian lately,
more so than Southwestern, so keeps that in mind.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I've had a good competition though all this she just
gave away for scary. So now he's gonna lean Italian,
like you can.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It still tastes like shit. Oh no, But I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Like, if he's leaning Italian though, like he would have
went Southwest knowing that there's gonna be sausage, I.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Think Bobby's gonna taste it and it is gonna like it,
or he's not gonna like it. I wouldn't worry about
what nationality you're covering.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
I was at the diner last night, and I always
get turkey when I'm at the diner because I love it.
And it had some crazy stuffing underneath it that had
like apple full pieces of apples and sweet potatoes you
can do.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That was so delicious. You could put anything in stuffing.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
That's the whole point the diner, some of that and
bring it in and have Bobby trying.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You already did.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's why he told his story.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, that's not true. You, Dick.
Speaker 10 (10:53):
I'm actually collaborating with a friend of mine and we're
gonna make it together tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Collaboration stuff in collaboration, collaborate. Yes, yeah, my friend's going
to help me out.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah, my wife's helping me.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I might recruit coaster Boy Josh because he has been
whipping it up in the kitchen wall.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
To tell you, coast Boy Josh, he could really help
you out if if you wanted some fun assistance, you.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
May have to do it. When you missed your plane again.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Tell me another joke, Scottie, You're an asshole.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
How did you miss your plane? How did you miss
your plane? I told you this like five times none
on the podcast. I just sat there.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh, I literally just sat there at the wrong gate,
at the wrong gate.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
See.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
I gave you some ship when I heard it, But
like then I thought about it. I almost had that
happen once. I think I was watching something on my phone.
I had my noise canceling headphones on and I was like, wait,
why aren't these people moving? And they had changed the
gate and I couldn't hear it because I had my
headphones on and I ran and I did make my
plane because I did realize something was a miss.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Well, I'll tell you what. This is the second time
I've been at the airport and missed a flight. The
other time was with Diamond.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I was ready to kill her that time because I
blamed that it was her fault. She wanted She wanted Chipotle,
so we had to go to a completely different terminal.
And then she told me what gate the flight was at.
I should have checked, so I'll take responsibility for that.
But she was completely in the wrong terminal. So we
go get her Chipotle, went to the wrong terminal, missed
our flight.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Let the record state right that I when we realized
that we were at the wrong gate or terminal, I
took off running bags in my hand, like I was
gonna make this plane. We were gonna make this plane. Okay,
we did.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I know, if you're at the point where you have
to run to the airport, I would just rather miss
the plane.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
That was the first time happened this.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Day, this day and age.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
Don't you get buzzy alerts on your phone that tells
you where to go and what to do?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I mean, who's not paying attention? No, gandhi, Yeah, I
will tell you.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, this is one of the things I missed about
old school before terrorism really got really bad. Airplanes and airports.
You will get out of the fucking car and just
run to the plane. There was no stopping, there was
no security, And that.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Wasn't that long ago. You would just run to the plane.
You ran to the never.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
I never remember a time wh a ts where you
didn't have to go through TSA. Is that really the case?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I remember when you could go to the gate right,
you know, you.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Go to the gate if if a ticket, then you
can go on the plane.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
I remember going and as you would have family members
come in town, you would meet them as they walk
off the plane.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
Yeah, Back in the day you used to be able
to get on the wrong plane because the ticket was
who cared, you know, they didn't scan anything. They were
just like, oh okay, and you would just walk on.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Happened to Kevin on home alone.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Now it's a little more thorough. You don't remember the
day where you could just run right for the plane.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
No.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
I was always been put this, put this friggin suitcase
in a bus box and send it to the X.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Ray and walk like this.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
I always remember secure. It wasn't TSA though years ago
it was something else. But but yeah, I always remember
going through a metal detector.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
At least.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Look, here's my proof that I didn't miss it on purpose.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
This.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
See this, It was issued at the airport. You can
only get this at the airport. I was there.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh, I don't doubt you were there.
Speaker 8 (14:04):
I'm just wondering why you you missed it.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
I was so mad because I want to be home
cooking this damn stuffing.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
The world just takes off Atlant there.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh, Daniel's calling.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Okay, what do you mean after you go? You're working?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Hello, I am on the podcast. You want to put
you on the speakerphone?
Speaker 7 (14:24):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Hold on? Oh oh god, she doesn't sound very good.
Oh wait, yeah, you can't hear them.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Hold on.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Tell her.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
We think she's pretending to be sick so she doesn't
have to cook stuffing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I tell you something.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I talked to Bobby over the weekend, and I tried
to bribe him.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
To make me the stuffing.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
What did you bribe, Dan? What did you bribe Bobby
with money? But it didn't work?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh god, she's got some stuffing in her nose, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I'm so sorry, you get feeling better, Okay, tell her,
we say, get feeling better, all right, Okay, this is.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I think we wrap.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I think we're time, right frog, Yeah, yeah, we're done.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh thank god. Alright in the kitchen, the stuff off tomorrow.
We'll see you there, We'll see you on the playing field.
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