August 11, 2021 • 14 mins
Elvis ask some intimate questions to the entire show. Nate wanted to know why Elvis doesn't laugh at some jokes, find out why!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?
It is a fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look at that.
Everyone showed up. There's Froggy and there's Gandhi. There's Scotty,
there's Scotty b and Danielle. There's a straight Nate, there's
(00:26):
Garrett and yes, Brody. Brody's had a little cold. How
are you feeling. You're feeling better today, better today than yesterday.
But you're trending in the right direction, Brodie. That's what
That's what matters. Yes, all right, Well, I've been come
up with ship to talk about on the show all day.
I'm done. You guys go, what do you wanna talk about?
Who's up? We don't have a game. We haven't played
(00:47):
a game on this in a while. We should play
a game, yeah, or continue to dissect each other's Instagram accounts.
That's fun. Okay, we already went through mind so who's next?
It is interesting? You know what, I don't know. I
don't sit there and plan on what I'm going to
post on my Instagram to make sure you think I'm
having a full and fulfilling life. You know what I'm saying.
(01:09):
I just post it as they come along. And if
I have time. If I don't, I don't. But if
you read into it, that's your problem, seriously. But I
try really hard not to be that person who just
only post photos of myself, because when I go to
people's pages, even if they're supposed to be an influencer
or whatever, and I only see photos of them, I
think you're probably a little selfish and into yourself and
(01:32):
nothing else. And then for this off the Grid trip,
I posted a bunch of pictures that were just me.
So I'm feeling weird about it. You do post more
selfish than anyone else on the show, I will tell probably,
I don't know. Didn't people pick up part your your
post about corn though, like you just simply you have
a love for corn, and people were overlooking that whatever.
(01:55):
I told him all to take a seat, but yeah,
it's a post about corn. Move on, you tell him
to sit on corn or No? No, I didn't. I
didn't do that. Next time, I'm going to harvest my
corn tonight. I'm very excited. I don't even want to
know what that means. I think it means he's harvesting corn. Yeah.
(02:16):
I tried to grow corn before, and it was a
massive Failure's always been a failure for me. This year
it's actually worked. I'm very excited to eat it tonight.
Can you bring me an yeah? Let me? Can you mail?
No mailing corn? First of all, I have six corn
stalks and there's only seven years on all of them together.
So yeah, or harvest there, my friend? Well, okay, I
(02:37):
tell you I have crappy dirt where I am. You
should talk to my uncle. He'll help you with some
stinky broccoli. Okay, yeah, broccoli guy? All right, I see
the subject matter taking form here on the fifteen Minute
Morning Show podcast. You know, yes, because that's corn, and
corn is the only vegetable you can eat twice. Who's
(02:58):
gonna eat the doughty? You see it twice? You don't
eat it twice? If you have to do what if
you're stuck in if you're stuck in an island or something,
you have no choice jump into the sharks. What the hell?
Can we vote to band Scotty from the fifteen Minute
Morning Show? Yeah, I feel like today. Honestly, the turn
(03:20):
conversations every time he brings it up to be fair.
You brought your ship tank into that's a medical thing.
That's true. Look, and he left it in the box
in this thing, and it's smear it into the containers.
I have to scoop it in. I don't have to
smear it. So no to the game. What about that game?
(03:46):
The game it is it sounds like a great idea
compared to this game. I think in the beginning of
this we have to write, please make sure you're not
eating if you're going to listen or watch. Probably a
good idea. I think people understand at this point now
when they listen or watch this, So I don't see
that's the problem. I don't want them to expect it anyway.
That's my issue. I'm tired of people expecting. Okay, let
(04:07):
me try something. Hey, yesterday was National Book Lover's Day.
Who actually read a book yesterday? Nobody? Idiots on his show?
Doesn't help if I'm writing a journal, Yeah, Danielle read
a book. You read a book? You read every day? What? Yes?
I love you guys know I love reading books. I
always have a book going always. Okay, you can say, oh,
(04:31):
you read, You're an idiot, but I don't worthy idiots
because we don't read. If you said you did math,
then maybe forget I don't do that good thing. The
pages are numbered, all right? Now that game? He keeps saying,
(04:56):
what game is it? Usually he's sitting next to a
pile of car We've gone through every single I'm telling you,
we've gone through every single butter card. You've got a game.
It's called love Language. Okay, I don't even know what
this means. Thank God for these cards. Okay, Sex and intimacy, yes, uh, okay.
(05:18):
I think this is supposed to be a game you
play with your significant other. But let's pretend we're all
fucking each other ready. So if I don't say so,
how do you know that I want to have sex? Touchy,
touchy touching? What stuff? Stuff? I think it's in your eyes?
(05:39):
You think it's in my eyes? Yeah? I think that
you stare you gaze? Would you what would you rather have?
More frequent sex or more better sex? Better? Better? At
this point? Frequent? Well you help them out? Oh yeah,
(06:05):
let me just okay, here's another one. Everyone. I want
you to close your eyes and describe the things you
like most about my body. A very pretty smile. When
you smile and you genuinely laugh, That's that's what he
(06:30):
would say. All right, Let me give you a better one.
What three things make someone good? And bad? Boobs? Boobs?
But um, okay, but all right. I think attention to
your partner, actually noting what they like and don't like,
is very important, not just what you like. Listening to them,
(06:51):
watch the teeth very important. Enthusiasm enthusiasms always help. How
about stay awake, taking your time, taking your time? How
about acting skills like they act like they want to
be there? I think putting them first to the first.
What about screaming and yelling about big penises that I'm
(07:14):
in Hey, how many times do you masturbate per week? Yes?
Depends where am i? Am I in Detroit with Brandon
or am I alone in the city? Different answers. But
there you are in the house that you and Brandon
share in Michigan and he has cameras everywhere? Do you
actually stopping a? Whoa, I'm on camera right now. I
(07:35):
did flash him a boob the other day when he
was yelling at me through the camera. I was like, oh,
that's right, you can see me boob. Elvis, you're in
here yesterday. But Scary is convinced that Gandhi, Andrew and
Diamond are all lying when he asked the question if
they pleasured themselves over the last two weeks, not together,
but two weeks you got I mean, did you guys?
(07:58):
Did either one of you any one of you, three
of you? You know? I mean I can't answer for them.
I can say for me for sure, no, because we
had no time, like literally no downtime whatsoever. I mean,
we were getting up at in the morning to do
the show. We need the show all day, and as
soon as we were off the air, we would hit
trails and be hiking. And by the time we came home,
I'm pretty sure everyone just right asleep. I can't speak
(08:22):
for them. I would say probably not, but definitely not
for me. Feel like he wants this visual. I don't
want a visual the knowledge. Have you ever or pictured
anybody on this show naked or having tex? Yes? In
three words, how would you describe your childhood? Just give
(08:44):
me what happy, happy, awesome, awesome from the glutton nous
care free? Yeah, Garrett, what about you? Hospitals hospitals? Okay, uh,
hospitals hospitals. Nate just got up and left is another one.
(09:08):
I got Nate's garage. He spent most of his birthdays
in the garage at his grandma's house. Yeah, frog love.
I always knew my parents love. Yeah see that was
my word to love. What about you, Scott? Fun I had?
I had a fun child. I used to blow things up,
not shocked. What childhood dream have you accomplished? Radio? Yeah?
(09:30):
Me too? What's something you'd be embarrassed for me to know?
Here's the problem with this one. We don't hold back, right,
we actually had something that we hadn't admitted to each other.
It must be god awful, right, and you wouldn't admitted
that damp right now wouldn't be the time. By the way,
(09:52):
I said, I'm not hosting the show today. I'm tired
of thinking. You have the game. I know. If it's boring,
I hate it. That's a good game. You put the
you put the gay in game? I did. He's got
the dad jokes have earlier I forget. No, no, no, no, no.
(10:13):
Nate had the worst one today. We had a woman
named Rhonda on that one money and Nate says, does
she need help spending the money? Helped me round to
help help me run? Like really, neat, you had to
be a hundred years old to understand that used to
you know, guys knew what I was talking about. I
tell you, it's an all in perspective for me. When
you know, we had a game this morning and um,
(10:35):
the listener he was born and he didn't know Purple
Rain by Prince. But it's kind of I understand why
he wouldn't because the song was released sixteen years after
he was born. So you know what I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, Sonda, it is like Purple Rain is
(10:58):
one of the largest biggest hits. Yeah century or that century,
so you know, but you don't know songs that came
up fourteen years before you were born. Some people don't.
Can I also give you some psychology as to why
I did that, why you did? To help me round joke?
Sometimes Elvis's reaction to shitty jokes is funnier than the
joke itself. So sometimes I'll put stuff in there. I'm like,
(11:20):
he's not gonna say this, but he was say who
are you? This is like enough? Yeah, but we named
our rum Rhonda because anytime it's dirty, we go help
me Rhonda and she starts, okay jokes, yeah, yeah. Can
I also say my favorite thing that Elvis does, Let's
(11:43):
just pick on Elvis day. No, this is a compliment.
Is when somebody says something that's funny and you just
sit there. It's so easy. And he does that in
real life too, Like if you're just hanging out with
him off the radio, you say something you think is
hilariously funny, he just looks at you like that's a
(12:05):
good question. Why don't you ever give the gratuitous laugh?
I know I do. I'll just do. A person feel uncomfortable,
so I'll give a hearty fall like I'll tell you why,
because your hearty gafall is you can tell it's not
coming from a real, genuine place. So you've got so
you're just like dead pan, like, well, I don't know
what to do. I mean, look, you know, there's nothing
that drives me more insane. We're in interviewing someone and
(12:28):
someone I guess we'll say something that's somewhat funny, but
like some people start laughing out is that it's the
funniest thing they've ever heard, Like, why are we all laughing?
It's not it's not living your authentic self. Scary. I
will say, I'm guilty every now and then of laughing
at something that's not funny, but I'm laughing because it
was so bad that I'm cracking up at how terrible
(12:49):
it was. That. Yeah, they might think I'm laughing at
the joke, but I'm not laughing at the joke. I'm
laughing at how terrible it was. And I need to
stop doing that because I think it encourages people. But
the scaries Fortunas laugh also involves him grabbing his chest
and pointing, so he'll grab his pest point in a
breath scar slap where he makes no noes sometimes, but
(13:15):
I get into it. I also love when Elvis you
can't talking about can't you talk about someone else? No,
like yesterday when you started to watch the Mr. Peeper's
and you couldn't breathe because you were laughing so hard. Laugh. Okay,
so the Mr Peepers videos are very funny. Oh my god,
(13:38):
do we have an interest that we called the apples
across the room? Yes, we had an intern we called
Mr Peepers. Why why did we call him that? Because
it's sort of he was really apple. He was really
funny guy. I forgot his name. Who was that? You remember, Chris?
It was a long time ago, but he was funny.
(13:58):
We like Mr Peepers. Yes, do a search for Mr
Peeper's s n L today, get back to us. I
think we're done right front. Yeah, okay, I'm not quite sure.
We're done as soon as as we have have me too, Danielle.
We have nine minutes left. Really no no like like
like sconds. We're okay, We've we've gotten over the last
(14:21):
two days. We've got work. We got to get out
of you. I'm gonna say goodbe the fifteen Minute Morning Show.
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?
It is a fifteen minute morning show podcast. Look at that.
Everyone showed up. There's Froggy and there's Gandhi. There's Scotty,
there's Scotty b and Danielle. There's a straight Nate, there's
(00:26):
Garrett and yes, Brody. Brody's had a little cold. How
are you feeling. You're feeling better today, better today than yesterday.
But you're trending in the right direction, Brodie. That's what
That's what matters. Yes, all right, Well, I've been come
up with ship to talk about on the show all day.
I'm done. You guys go, what do you wanna talk about?
Who's up? We don't have a game. We haven't played
(00:47):
a game on this in a while. We should play
a game, yeah, or continue to dissect each other's Instagram accounts.
That's fun. Okay, we already went through mind so who's next?
It is interesting? You know what, I don't know. I
don't sit there and plan on what I'm going to
post on my Instagram to make sure you think I'm
having a full and fulfilling life. You know what I'm saying.
(01:09):
I just post it as they come along. And if
I have time. If I don't, I don't. But if
you read into it, that's your problem, seriously. But I
try really hard not to be that person who just
only post photos of myself, because when I go to
people's pages, even if they're supposed to be an influencer
or whatever, and I only see photos of them, I
think you're probably a little selfish and into yourself and
(01:32):
nothing else. And then for this off the Grid trip,
I posted a bunch of pictures that were just me.
So I'm feeling weird about it. You do post more
selfish than anyone else on the show, I will tell probably,
I don't know. Didn't people pick up part your your
post about corn though, like you just simply you have
a love for corn, and people were overlooking that whatever.
(01:55):
I told him all to take a seat, but yeah,
it's a post about corn. Move on, you tell him
to sit on corn or No? No, I didn't. I
didn't do that. Next time, I'm going to harvest my
corn tonight. I'm very excited. I don't even want to
know what that means. I think it means he's harvesting corn. Yeah.
(02:16):
I tried to grow corn before, and it was a
massive Failure's always been a failure for me. This year
it's actually worked. I'm very excited to eat it tonight.
Can you bring me an yeah? Let me? Can you mail?
No mailing corn? First of all, I have six corn
stalks and there's only seven years on all of them together.
So yeah, or harvest there, my friend? Well, okay, I
(02:37):
tell you I have crappy dirt where I am. You
should talk to my uncle. He'll help you with some
stinky broccoli. Okay, yeah, broccoli guy? All right, I see
the subject matter taking form here on the fifteen Minute
Morning Show podcast. You know, yes, because that's corn, and
corn is the only vegetable you can eat twice. Who's
(02:58):
gonna eat the doughty? You see it twice? You don't
eat it twice? If you have to do what if
you're stuck in if you're stuck in an island or something,
you have no choice jump into the sharks. What the hell?
Can we vote to band Scotty from the fifteen Minute
Morning Show? Yeah, I feel like today. Honestly, the turn
(03:20):
conversations every time he brings it up to be fair.
You brought your ship tank into that's a medical thing.
That's true. Look, and he left it in the box
in this thing, and it's smear it into the containers.
I have to scoop it in. I don't have to
smear it. So no to the game. What about that game?
(03:46):
The game it is it sounds like a great idea
compared to this game. I think in the beginning of
this we have to write, please make sure you're not
eating if you're going to listen or watch. Probably a
good idea. I think people understand at this point now
when they listen or watch this, So I don't see
that's the problem. I don't want them to expect it anyway.
That's my issue. I'm tired of people expecting. Okay, let
(04:07):
me try something. Hey, yesterday was National Book Lover's Day.
Who actually read a book yesterday? Nobody? Idiots on his show?
Doesn't help if I'm writing a journal, Yeah, Danielle read
a book. You read a book? You read every day? What? Yes?
I love you guys know I love reading books. I
always have a book going always. Okay, you can say, oh,
(04:31):
you read, You're an idiot, but I don't worthy idiots
because we don't read. If you said you did math,
then maybe forget I don't do that good thing. The
pages are numbered, all right? Now that game? He keeps saying,
(04:56):
what game is it? Usually he's sitting next to a
pile of car We've gone through every single I'm telling you,
we've gone through every single butter card. You've got a game.
It's called love Language. Okay, I don't even know what
this means. Thank God for these cards. Okay, Sex and intimacy, yes, uh, okay.
(05:18):
I think this is supposed to be a game you
play with your significant other. But let's pretend we're all
fucking each other ready. So if I don't say so,
how do you know that I want to have sex? Touchy,
touchy touching? What stuff? Stuff? I think it's in your eyes?
(05:39):
You think it's in my eyes? Yeah? I think that
you stare you gaze? Would you what would you rather have?
More frequent sex or more better sex? Better? Better? At
this point? Frequent? Well you help them out? Oh yeah,
(06:05):
let me just okay, here's another one. Everyone. I want
you to close your eyes and describe the things you
like most about my body. A very pretty smile. When
you smile and you genuinely laugh, That's that's what he
(06:30):
would say. All right, Let me give you a better one.
What three things make someone good? And bad? Boobs? Boobs?
But um, okay, but all right. I think attention to
your partner, actually noting what they like and don't like,
is very important, not just what you like. Listening to them,
(06:51):
watch the teeth very important. Enthusiasm enthusiasms always help. How
about stay awake, taking your time, taking your time? How
about acting skills like they act like they want to
be there? I think putting them first to the first.
What about screaming and yelling about big penises that I'm
(07:14):
in Hey, how many times do you masturbate per week? Yes?
Depends where am i? Am I in Detroit with Brandon
or am I alone in the city? Different answers. But
there you are in the house that you and Brandon
share in Michigan and he has cameras everywhere? Do you
actually stopping a? Whoa, I'm on camera right now. I
(07:35):
did flash him a boob the other day when he
was yelling at me through the camera. I was like, oh,
that's right, you can see me boob. Elvis, you're in
here yesterday. But Scary is convinced that Gandhi, Andrew and
Diamond are all lying when he asked the question if
they pleasured themselves over the last two weeks, not together,
but two weeks you got I mean, did you guys?
(07:58):
Did either one of you any one of you, three
of you? You know? I mean I can't answer for them.
I can say for me for sure, no, because we
had no time, like literally no downtime whatsoever. I mean,
we were getting up at in the morning to do
the show. We need the show all day, and as
soon as we were off the air, we would hit
trails and be hiking. And by the time we came home,
I'm pretty sure everyone just right asleep. I can't speak
(08:22):
for them. I would say probably not, but definitely not
for me. Feel like he wants this visual. I don't
want a visual the knowledge. Have you ever or pictured
anybody on this show naked or having tex? Yes? In
three words, how would you describe your childhood? Just give
(08:44):
me what happy, happy, awesome, awesome from the glutton nous
care free? Yeah, Garrett, what about you? Hospitals hospitals? Okay, uh,
hospitals hospitals. Nate just got up and left is another one.
(09:08):
I got Nate's garage. He spent most of his birthdays
in the garage at his grandma's house. Yeah, frog love.
I always knew my parents love. Yeah see that was
my word to love. What about you, Scott? Fun I had?
I had a fun child. I used to blow things up,
not shocked. What childhood dream have you accomplished? Radio? Yeah?
(09:30):
Me too? What's something you'd be embarrassed for me to know?
Here's the problem with this one. We don't hold back, right,
we actually had something that we hadn't admitted to each other.
It must be god awful, right, and you wouldn't admitted
that damp right now wouldn't be the time. By the way,
(09:52):
I said, I'm not hosting the show today. I'm tired
of thinking. You have the game. I know. If it's boring,
I hate it. That's a good game. You put the
you put the gay in game? I did. He's got
the dad jokes have earlier I forget. No, no, no, no, no.
(10:13):
Nate had the worst one today. We had a woman
named Rhonda on that one money and Nate says, does
she need help spending the money? Helped me round to
help help me run? Like really, neat, you had to
be a hundred years old to understand that used to
you know, guys knew what I was talking about. I
tell you, it's an all in perspective for me. When
you know, we had a game this morning and um,
(10:35):
the listener he was born and he didn't know Purple
Rain by Prince. But it's kind of I understand why
he wouldn't because the song was released sixteen years after
he was born. So you know what I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, Sonda, it is like Purple Rain is
(10:58):
one of the largest biggest hits. Yeah century or that century,
so you know, but you don't know songs that came
up fourteen years before you were born. Some people don't.
Can I also give you some psychology as to why
I did that, why you did? To help me round joke?
Sometimes Elvis's reaction to shitty jokes is funnier than the
joke itself. So sometimes I'll put stuff in there. I'm like,
(11:20):
he's not gonna say this, but he was say who
are you? This is like enough? Yeah, but we named
our rum Rhonda because anytime it's dirty, we go help
me Rhonda and she starts, okay jokes, yeah, yeah. Can
I also say my favorite thing that Elvis does, Let's
(11:43):
just pick on Elvis day. No, this is a compliment.
Is when somebody says something that's funny and you just
sit there. It's so easy. And he does that in
real life too, Like if you're just hanging out with
him off the radio, you say something you think is
hilariously funny, he just looks at you like that's a
(12:05):
good question. Why don't you ever give the gratuitous laugh?
I know I do. I'll just do. A person feel uncomfortable,
so I'll give a hearty fall like I'll tell you why,
because your hearty gafall is you can tell it's not
coming from a real, genuine place. So you've got so
you're just like dead pan, like, well, I don't know
what to do. I mean, look, you know, there's nothing
that drives me more insane. We're in interviewing someone and
(12:28):
someone I guess we'll say something that's somewhat funny, but
like some people start laughing out is that it's the
funniest thing they've ever heard, Like, why are we all laughing?
It's not it's not living your authentic self. Scary. I
will say, I'm guilty every now and then of laughing
at something that's not funny, but I'm laughing because it
was so bad that I'm cracking up at how terrible
(12:49):
it was. That. Yeah, they might think I'm laughing at
the joke, but I'm not laughing at the joke. I'm
laughing at how terrible it was. And I need to
stop doing that because I think it encourages people. But
the scaries Fortunas laugh also involves him grabbing his chest
and pointing, so he'll grab his pest point in a
breath scar slap where he makes no noes sometimes, but
(13:15):
I get into it. I also love when Elvis you
can't talking about can't you talk about someone else? No,
like yesterday when you started to watch the Mr. Peeper's
and you couldn't breathe because you were laughing so hard. Laugh. Okay,
so the Mr Peepers videos are very funny. Oh my god,
(13:38):
do we have an interest that we called the apples
across the room? Yes, we had an intern we called
Mr Peepers. Why why did we call him that? Because
it's sort of he was really apple. He was really
funny guy. I forgot his name. Who was that? You remember, Chris?
It was a long time ago, but he was funny.
(13:58):
We like Mr Peepers. Yes, do a search for Mr
Peeper's s n L today, get back to us. I
think we're done right front. Yeah, okay, I'm not quite sure.
We're done as soon as as we have have me too, Danielle.
We have nine minutes left. Really no no like like
like sconds. We're okay, We've we've gotten over the last
(14:21):
two days. We've got work. We got to get out
of you. I'm gonna say goodbe the fifteen Minute Morning Show.
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