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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Mother Knows Dad starring Nicole and Jemmy and Maria qk.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Everyone welcome The Mother Knows Death. On today's episode, we
are going to be talking about police who are waiting
for a man to poop out evidence of a major crime,
a couple who decided to leave their child alone to
go on a ride at Disneyland, a super glue prank
gone wrong, and homemade sex toys. So let's get started
with celebrity news, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
David Crumbholtz. He is most well known for being in
the Santa Claus movies Ten Things They Hate About You,
and most recently Oppenheimer Bernard Bernard. So, Bernard is claiming
that he almost died after a bad reaction from smoking weed.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, so this is called cannaboid hyper emesis syndrome. Have
you ever heard of this?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, And I would never be able to pronounce something
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It just hyper emesis just means like throwing up a lot.
It's not okay, it's nothing, it's nothing crazy. So I
think I had this once. Honestly, it happens. It happens
if you, they say it most commonly happens if you
smoke weed a lot. And I had a part of
my life that I was smoking with like every day
(01:29):
there for a while. Yeah, and so it caught. It's
like a really weird phenomenon. And they say it's rare,
although I don't think it's as rare as they say
it is, because it's happening more and more and more obviously,
like the stronger the weed that comes out. But they say,
you know, when you smoke weed, you have the THHD
molecules buying to your brain and that's what makes you
(01:49):
get high. Right, Well, that the effect that that usually
has on the brain actually is usually anti nausea. That's
why they give weed to people who have cancer and
are undergoing chemotherapy because it helps with that. But they're
saying in some people who smoke a lot of weed,
it just messes up those receptors so bad and the
(02:11):
brain may stop working in that respect and it just
causes nausea and repeated vomiting. It just it really sounds
you're just like okay, whatever, but like no, it's really
really bad. It could cause like severe dehydration hospitalization. And
do you want to hear the weirdest part of this?
(02:31):
What makes you feel better? What is if you take
a hot bath and it makes the symptoms go away,
or a hot shower. It's really weird. And they don't
have an exact test to say like, hey, you're having this,
but that's one of the things they say. If you're
having this and then you take a hot shower and
it makes it go away, then you more than likely
(02:52):
have this.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, And he did say in an interview from a
couple of months back that he had been spending He
said he spent ten hours at a time in hot
baths to relieve the symptoms because that's how bad they were,
and he had lost one hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I guess he had one hundred pounds to lose. Yeah,
I mean, I guess. I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I don't really know. I haven't been following him. I
know him as Bernard and then I saw him recently
in Oppenheimer. But it seems like this was all going
down when he was in the middle of filming that movie.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I was just talking to the kids about this this morning,
because they were talking about that drink. You know, they
watched their YouTube videos and they tell me all this
stuff that they think I don't know about this drink.
This drink that got banned from Panera. We talked about
it on one of our first episodes, the Charged Lemonade,
The Charged Lemonade, and I was trying to explain to
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them how in general, there's caffeine and the tea that
we drank, and there's you get bubble tea. There's caffeine
in it, right, but it's and coffee, and in general
that's usually safe for most people. But then there's these
these other products that are coming in which because companies
find the loophole, like caffeine's legal, so we're just gonna
(04:04):
like make it the highest number possible, and that's what
they're doing. And then all of these kids we were
talking about this recently that I had come across this
this written paper about all of these case studies of
kids that were going in with heart failure and even
death in cases, and a lot of them were consuming
all of these energy drinks because these companies.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Are making it like cocaine in a can.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, exactly. And the thing is is the same exact
thing is being done with weed, and it's just being
made at these levels that like it's not oh, this
person grows it and is smoking it. It's just like
these genetically modified crazy strains with these high levels of
THHD and everything. So of course, like all emergency room
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doctors are saying that they're seeing more cases of this
as long. I mean, I think that enough information is
coming out right now to sit there and say that
all weed that's a in the United States right now
is safe. It's just completely not correct. You have cases
of this where this guy survived it, but I mean,
(05:09):
you could in theory die from this from severe dehydration.
And really the only cure for this cannaboid hyper emesis
syndrome is that you stop smoking weed. And that's a
really important thing that people need to know, like, once
you stop doing it, it'll stop happening. But we've had
cases of people with psychosis underlying psychological conditions that people
(05:32):
don't know about getting worse because of using these higher
levels of THG and everything. So these stories are important
to tell because so many, I mean everyone smokes weed.
I smell it all day long everywhere, so which is
alarming because I usually smell it when I'm in the
car picking my kids up from school, which means that
(05:53):
people are smoking it in their cars because I'm on
a highway. Well, I think it's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
There's just this false sense of security with it, that
it's this like ultra safe thing, and it's just, you know,
it has dangers, just like alcohol and any other drugs
would as well. And I mean, I think it's safe
to say that it probably was a more safer thing
back in the day and now it's like, okay, it's
the same with It's scary too, because I was trying
(06:20):
to get one of the drinks that that Lulu likes
that Starbucks has, like one of it's one of those
caffeine drinks.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I didn't even know what it's just called a refresher.
How would I even know it? Yeah, I looked at
Now I'm like having to look at the ingredients of
things to see. So it's just and it's being like
slipped into regular life. I mean, do you think the
word refresher means that there's caffeine in something?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Their refreshers have always had caffeine. Though that's not surprising to.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Me, I know, but like that like I don't get
them though I don't I don't know, you know what
I mean, Like, I don't it just to me, like
if it's said energy charger, I'd be like, Okay, let
me see what's in this.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
But I guess you're getting it at an establishment where
all of the other drinks are caffeinated. So that's probably
why you should look into it. Because Wama has drinks
too that aren't called coffee or tea or obvious caffeinated things,
but they have coffee. Like the lemonade at Panera was
called charge lemonade. Would you assume the charge means it
(07:22):
had that much caffeine in it?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's the thing, because even
with Starbucks, you know, even though the things have caffeine
in it, Like if my kid had Macha, I wouldn't
be crazy about that, but if it's three times the amount,
that's when I start to worry.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
So, but you could argue that Macha has just as
much caffeine as coffee, like you think that, like black
tea has just as much caffeine as coffee, and I
just I just do not think. So I do not
feel the effects the same way. I think it's proven
that it's not as much, but you feel the effects
of it stronger.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, there are certain teas that have just as much
caffeine as coffee in it. But these are just like
it's and like we're running off topic. It's weed whatever.
It's still just you just have to be careful and
just don't assume like that that's going away. Finally, because
there was like this hardcore movement of like it's safe,
it's safe, and now all this shit's coming out obviously,
(08:15):
so thank god for that.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, well, thank god he was filming Oppenheimer because he
said it was like his dream role and this was
all going down during that and it almost prevented him
from being in the movie. So it just like finally
pushed him to quit. So at least that's good, you know.
And he was pretty good in that movie. So I
didn't even say it yet. It's really good. You should
watch it, okay, I will, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
True Crime. This is a doozy in Florida.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
This guy goes to Tiffany's and acts like he's shopping
for this Orlando magic player. So they bring him to
this room probably with their finest selection of jewels, and
of course, the second he sees them, he steals two
pair of earrings.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It runs out the door.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So the earrings are worth approximately seven hundred and sixty
nine thousand dollars. Cops pull him over later down the road.
They can't find the ear rings anywhere because he swallowed them. Well,
this is really the best part of the story. The
cops couldn't find the ear rings and they were able
to arrest him because he was trying to run away
(09:20):
from an officer, but they weren't able to charge him
for theft because they didn't have the jewels. This fucking
moron goes into jail and says to one of the
staff members, what am I gonna get charged with? What's
in my stomach?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What does that? First of a well a moron.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
First of all, he only got booked for resisting arrests,
so I'm pretty sure like they couldn't arrest him for
the theft, so moron, So if he just shut his legs,
So then they're like, what did you just say? And
they give him a scan and then they see the
foreign objects in the scan.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay, Like then he he's overheard by a trooper saying
I should have just throwing them out the window. No, yeah,
you should have, Like you could have went through your
own shit and got rid of them. Nobody nobody's checking
your shit when you're in prison, right, They're not like
going through your turns in the toilet, So, like, what
a fucking moron? He is really stupid.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But then again, when you you know, see his rap,
Shady is forty eight outstanding warrants in Colorado. He was
charged with another robbery at a different Tiffany's in Texas
a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
What is this guy doing? I don't know, but he's
not good at it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, he's not good at it, and they're like, now
we have to wait for you to poop them out.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I guess he would have. So if he got arrested,
I guess he would have. They would have eventually seen
that he's had these warrants and they would have been
able to keep them.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, but he probably still could have kept his mouth shut,
shpit him out.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
And then sold them. Well if he shot him out
in jow though, what was he gonna do with them?
I don't know, So I'm saying like he I mean
really like he might as well just flushed them down
the toilet at least, but at least, I mean, he
wouldn't have had them, but at least he wouldn't have
got charged with grand theft and like, like, let's go
back to the beginning of the story. What fucking more
(11:11):
on tiffany employee bought this story? Yeah? Really, like really
think about it. This guy is a multiple time criminal
forty eight outstanding warrants and robbed a Tiffany's before, and
he's pretending to be a representative for an Orlando Magic
player and you just like believe him at his word
and let him have access to that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Furthermore, if you have these these jewelry, this jewelry that is,
you know, each set of earrings was worth over a
couple hundred thousand dollars each, so you would think that
they're in a separate room that has more security, so
in the event when you present them to the person,
they can't just so easily run out of the store
with them.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Do you think that the employee was like involved somehow,
or I just could think power people are so fucking
stupid that like this really could have just happened, or yeah,
the employee could have been involved, because if this is
the case, I just there's something not right about this,
because I'm sure that something like this has happened multiple
(12:14):
times that people go in and try to pretend like
they're they're somebody. They don't. You don't have to have
any kind of credentials. You know, maybe we should go
next week and say that we're Bryce Harper's representative and
we're gonna go get like come on. It just sounds
silly like that they would even allow it. The thing is,
I think Atlanti Magic players make that much money that
(12:35):
they could be buying a six hundred thousand dollars pair
of earrings.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I mean they work in the NBA. Yeah, they make
a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Do they know it doesn't I don't. Nobody watched NBA
games anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Uh, you're mistaken, just because the Sixers absolutely are blowing up.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
So it's just so it's just specific to Sixers that
people don't go to the games.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
This Sixers have balls asking for their own stadium when
their tickets right now are first out for four dollars,
like get a life. No, there is definitely a big
market for basketball. I just don't think we see it
in particular because our team really sucks right now.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But yeah, I think think about this.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You can't go into Tiffany's and they can't pretty woman
you essentially because of the way you look or anything
like if you and I went in there and you
were like, I want to see one hundred thousand dollars
pair of earrings, they can't look at you and be
like you're poor because we might be billionaires for all
they know. Look how current billionaires dress. They dress like shit.
They're always wearing like stained white T shirts and sweatpants.
So you can't really judge somebody based on that. But
(13:37):
at the same time, if you're gonna be showing somebody
something that valuable, there has to be an extra step
of security involved, meaning like you go in a special
room or like a safe in the back or something,
and they don't have like armed security guards. They are
most likeas have security guards.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
That's why I'm like, I don't understand how the story.
And now this has happened twice because this is the
second guy the time. This guy's doing this, Okay, something
just doesn't seem right.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't know if you are even going to a
designer store in the King of Prussia Mall, they have
security at a I.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Know, right, I'm like, when you go in Gucci, they're like,
what are you? What are your intentions here? You know, like,
and I don't know, I just wanted to try on sunglasses.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And Gucci certainly has had things for sale that are
in the one hundred thousand dollars range, but not at
the King of Prussia Mall. And think you wouldn't just
be able to run out the door with it.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, I don't know. Something sounds a little shady with this,
It really does all right.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
In Disneyland, this mom is sitting with her kids outside
the guardians of the Galaxy ride, and then she notices
this stroller is just like parked behind this wall with
a blanket over top of it. And then as she's
looking at it, she sees that the blanket on top
of it moves and realizes there is a child and
they're just left unattended because it turns out his parents
just parked them over to the side went on the ride.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You know, I was thinking about this when I read
this story. There's either parents like me who want to
go accompany my twenty nine year old daughter to the
bathroom because I'm afraid she's going to get kidnapped, or
it's like the complete opposite extreme where people are just like,
you know what, I want to go on the ride.
Disney World's kind of safe. I'm just gonna stick my
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kid over here and put a blanket over them and
like let them take a nap while we're on this ride.
It's like there's no in between. It's just like either extreme.
I just can't fucking believe this. I can't either.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
But I'm kind of roping it in with the parents
that have children that are, you know, under ten years old,
and they go to Disney World by themselves and not
bring their kids. I think it's the same weird selfish thing,
like the kid probably didn't fit the height requirements for
this ride, and they were just like, this isn't our problem.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
We're just gonna stick it in the corner. Like Disney
is the best place to go for circumstances like this,
because they will let you and your kids stand in line,
and then they'll let want the husband go on, go
on the ride, get off, the wife go on, go
on the ride and get off, and they'll let you
like you don't have to cut back go back in line.
They let you stand there and wait. I know, they're
(16:10):
like very accommodating to people that have children. So it's
just because they wanted to go on together that they
left the kid alone, and I'm like wondering about this.
I know that this woman put of course, she took
a video of it and posted it on TikTok, which
is kind of amazing. Honestly, she went and got a
(16:31):
cast member who went over and saw that there was
a kid there, and then they got security and went
and got one of the parents off the ride, at
least one of them. But like, is that the end
of the story, because I feel like that's kind of alarming.
This isn't like, oh, you better get off the ride
and go get your kid. Like no, I would call
the fucking police. That's weird.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You can't just hide your kid behind a wall. Who
First of all, it is still out in the open.
It's not like it's like totally.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
For multiple different reasons. Like let's say the kids somehow
got out and just wandered off and went into one
of the little waterways they have there. Number two, let's
say somebody kidnapped the kid just took the strollery. Three,
the kids out in the sun in freaking California, like unprotected.
I mean, a blanket isn't certainly protecting them from sun damage.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
It's just like I don't think the blanket was there
to protect them from some damage. It was probably to
hide the fact the kid was Yeah, it's it's like,
it's really fucked up, honestly, and it is. It's just
a very weird situation. How stupid are you to do
something like that.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
The weirdest part is is that Disney has a policy
that says that, now this isn't writing. For their policy,
all children must be supervised at all times under the
age of seven, I must be accompanied by a person
fourteen or older. Like, why does that have to be
in writing? Because they've had this happen before, right, I'm
(17:57):
sure this happens. Why does an adult that has a
child need to be told that their child needs to
be monitored under the age of seven? Do you know
how often I see children under five years old just
roaming around in the mall, on the boardwalk at a park,
no parent insight. Yeah, I saw kids. When we were
driving home from the other day with the kids picking
(18:20):
the kids up from school, there were kids that were
very little, like seven years old, and I guess they
were going to school or going to a bus stop.
I don't know where they were going, but they were
crossing Route one thirty by themselves, and I was like
the whole time, I just I almost wanted to get
out and be like, let me walk across with you
right now, because that road is infamously known for pedestrian
(18:42):
accidents and deaths. But I'm thinking, like, how are these
little little kids crossing this highway right now and there's
no adult anywhere. It's I don't know, Like I said,
there's no in between with me.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, my husband too, is always like mind your business.
And it's like one of those you know, like they
always say like when you're a woman, you have maternal
instincts before you have a baby, and a man like
needs to be holding the baby when they feel their
paternal instincts. I'm like, if if you had the same
instincts I have right now, you'd understand why this.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Is a problem. Yeah, But he's just like margin your business, Yeah,
he's And that lady that posted that video on TikTok
got like a million views on that video obviously, because
most people are are are repulsed by that thought. Yeah,
it's just and you're and it's not like what are
you thinking? It's kind of like, well, when else are
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you not attending to your child when else you're leaving
them alone.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You know how they said with DUIs like somebody probably
drives drunk eighty times before they're caught. I feel, yeah,
it's kind of the same principle, it's just the first
time they were caught.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Let me say this though, Guardian of the Galaxy is
a good ride. It is a really good ride. And
do you think it's because I didn't even know that
they had that? Oh, they didn't have that at the
park we went out at Disneyland, right.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
It was on the other side. I think we all
decided we picked the wrong side because we went in
the classic Disneyland, not the adventure Land side.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't really understand. Is it like another park like
Epcot or something.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, remember when we went in, we went like left,
but you could also go right. There was two parts.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Did you have to pay separately for each one?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
You could get a park copper pass from one to
the other.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Well, whatever, Like, we didn't go on it when we
were in California. But is it the same ride in
as Epcot in Disney World. I'd imagine it is.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
It might have like a slightly different storyline, but I
imagine it's yeah, like that, that was a really good ride.
So yeah, it doesn't justify uh, neglecting your kid, but yeah, yeah.
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all right. A couple of months ago, this couple gave
birth to their son. So throughout the pregnancy they were
told that everything was normal. But after the sun was delivered,
they were really shocked when the baby did not have
a right eye and his ear was on his right cheek.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
What is this condition? It's called golden horror syndrome. I've
never heard of it actually, so it's pretty rare. It's
an abnormal development of the eye, ear, and spine, and
it generally only impacts one side of the body. It can, however,
affect the kidney's, lungs and nervous system as well. So
they were completely unaware of this. I'm not sure where
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what did this happen in America? I wasn't really sure
if this happened and they had the traditional prenatal scans
and the anatomy scan and everything, because I feel and
I'm not really sure this is something an ultrasound tech
might have to tell us with a routine ultrasound at
twenty to twenty four weeks for an anatomy scan, can
(23:09):
you see defects of the eye and ears. I feel
like it's pretty significant that something should look abnormal. We
had this discussion actually in the grosser room a couple
of weeks ago. I did a post about three D
ultrasounds and we were talking about a patient that had
a three D and a forty ultrasound and had a
(23:29):
cleft palette diagnosed with their baby. And really, on one hand,
you say, well, what's the point, Like they can't really
do anything about it. The kid's gonna come out and whatever.
But some of the reasoning behind these scans is not
because they can really do anything for the parents. If
they can't do anything in utero. They can sometimes, but
for certain conditions, including this one, I don't think that
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they would do any kind of surgery in utero. But
it is helpful for parents because they could be mentally
prepared for this happening. This was this parent's first time
having a kid, and they just thought everything was going
to be normal, and it wasn't, and it was kind
of very shocking and upsetting. And it's not even the
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kid's appearance that looks unusual, but it's also the kid
needed surgery right away as soon as he was born,
multiple other surgeries, has a tracheotomy, we'll have to get
surgery to move his ear. We'll have to get prosthetic
eyes for the rest of his life. And if you
find this out when you're, you know, six months into pregnancy,
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it makes it a little bit easier to process over
three months and get prepared for how your life is
going to change. Instead of just one second it's fine,
in the next second it's not fine. Yeah, I mean,
it just sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I am curious too if it's detected on normal ultrasound.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He said something that was weird in the In the post,
the dad said that he was so overwhelmed that he
went to the toilet, oh to pray, And I thought
that was a weird terminology. That doesn't seem like someone
that lives in America would say. Maybe you would say
went to the bathroom. You don't usually say I went
(25:14):
to the toilet, Not that it couldn't be said here.
I'm just curious and listen like this might be a possibility,
Like one of our listeners who does ultrasound might be
might say, like, we can't see everything. I just think
it's kind of if you can't see that there's there's
an eye missing and that the ear is at a
different location. I feel like the ultrasounds sensitive enough to
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pick up certain things like that, so I don't I
don't know there. I mean, let's say, for example, when
I was pregnant with you, like, I had an ultrasound
very early on, and that was it because there was
no such thing as three D and forty ultrasounds. But
now I think they do anatomy scans. It's just more
(25:57):
common nowadays. And I don't know if that's something that's
done everywhere.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, like when you're pregnant, you have to get all
those scans or they just recommend it because what if
they did it to go to the doctor wants If
you don't want to, you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
They're not gonna nobody can make you, but you should. Yeah,
I mean, that's they There's definitely studies done that all
of these complications that happen, and including fetal death, is
because of people not having proper prenatal care. So the
best thing is is for both the mom to walk
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in and know what's going to happen and the doctor
also knows what's going to happen, because the doctor seemed
to be shocked too when this baby was born, and
it was like this scramble of oh my god, like
we got to get this kid in surgery right now.
And there's a certain part of having children that you
just can't predict everything. There's always going to be something
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that the kid comes out and you're like, oh, surprise
or whatever. But we have ten achnowlogy now to pick
up a lot of this stuff. So it's kind of
curious about it.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, all right, So this guy was at a family barbecue.
He said that he got drunk and fell asleep on
a hammock and he didn't have a shirt on. So
while he was asleep, his wife's brother bent over him
and put super glue in his belly button.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
This is like kind of a funny story. Honestly, it
sounds like something like it sounds like a dude's joke,
Like you would you just hear people doing dumb shit
like this? Yeah, I mean it.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Definitely is like like what I am curious, Like, I
mean listen, like it's like, why would you do something
like that?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
But you see that all the time, like kids. It's
it's it's just an immature joke. Kids putting a sharpie
on someone's face while they're sleeping, or whip cream all
over their hands so they wipe it on their eyes
when they're sleeping. Like this is just people do this stuff.
I think what happened afterwards is what's a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, so it was an immature joke. But when he
woke up and noticed it was in there, he couldn't
get it out.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
He had to go to the er.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
He had over two thousand dollars in medical bills because
of it, and then you know, the guy was pretty
pissed about it. He asked his brother in law to
pay for the medical bills since he did the prank,
and then the brother in law said no, so he
took him to small claim score. And now there's like
a giant riff in the family.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I mean, listen, I think like, if you wake up
and you don't know it and you have glue in
your belly button, you're gonna be pissed. And the guy,
but the guy kind of created I mean, after this happened,
and I know this wouldn't have happened without the brother
in law doing this. But like he kind of created
his own medical problems. This is not a hospital visit.
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In my opinion, the super glue in your eye is
a hospital visit. Super glue in your belly button is
like no. So he he tried to take it out
of himself, and he was ripping his skin and couldn't
get it out, and then that's when he went to
the hospital. But when he went to the hospital, they
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said they used solve it and ointment which is acid tone,
which cost a dollar and a and d ointment which
cost four dollars, and they left with a medical bill
of two two hundred and fifty three dollars. I feel
this is somebody he could have done himself. I could
have so.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Easily googled exactly way how to get it out.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I don't know. But then yeah, so I'm like, you
don't have a wife that knows that. Now, Paula's remover,
like will melt this. I just think like if you
just pour acid, lay down, pour acetone right on top
of it, within five minutes, it's gonna get all goooy
and just get a paper towel and wipe it out
and then end a story. He wasn't even a needed
ointment because the skin only broke because he was trying
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to rip it off. Yeah, and his wife's family thinks
he's like completely overreacting, taking the brother in law the
small claims court and he won.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
He did win, by the way, in small claims court,
but the brother in law.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Is still not paid him. It's just so idiotically the
whole thing, like the whole thing is messed up. Like
I but I'm just kind of like he was playing.
He was playing a joke. I don't know. I don't
think he was intentionally like trying to do it, but
I guess you could say at the same time, well,
why should he have to pay for it if he
was just sleeping?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
No, I think that I do think that the brother
in law should have to pay for it, or at
least give him some money towards it, because he put
him in that situation.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
But I just think, yeah, I partied him halfway and
say like, I'll give you half because I did it,
But you're a fucking moron for going to the emergency
room for this.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, exactly, Like both parties are wrong.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I think it's ridiculous, and I would argue that this
might lead to divorce, because how do you get over
as a wife, how do you get over your husband
taking your brother to a small claims court? What if
Gabe took Louie to small claimscore over something like this.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Gabe was actually telling me some stuff about some people
that he's friends with that there's like all this craziness
in their family like that, and he's like, yeah, their
Christmas dinners must be real fun. And I'm like Jesus,
like we're pretty lucky in that way that there's like
relatively low drama in the family like that. Yeah, but yeah,
I mean it's just I don't know, like it would
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just suck. I'm just thankful that my husband and my
brother are friends exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All Right, this forty five year old woman had a
hysterectomy and not long after the surgery had a serious complication.
So can you get into more detail about what went on?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right, So she had they didn't say why she
had a hysterectomy, but she had a laparoscopic hysterectomy. So
they go into your belly with cameras and then some
tools to cut and they kind of snip snip snip
around your uterus and then pull it out of your vagina.
So the top of your vagina has a huge hole
in it and they need to sew it up in
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order to close it off. And when you get that
surgery done, they say that you're supposed to wait eight
to twelve weeks before having sex. I think we had
a story in here, it was either in here or
in the grocer room recently, of a woman that was
in a car accident and her intestines came through that opening.
Do you remember that, Yeah, I think that would. I
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know I definitely posted it in the grocerroom, but I
also think we spoke about it. It talked about it here.
So this woman, I'm not sure exactly what happened, but
she had this hysterectomy. And so when this this incision
that gets sewn up the hole at the top of
the vagina, that's now called the vaginal cuff. And when
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that opens up, because because it's not healed correctly, because
the sutures have somehow ripped apart and the tissue hasn't healed,
it's called vaginalion de hissiance, vaginal cuff to hissiance. So
when that opened up, she went So that just opened
up and they didn't really say why it opened up,
what happened that caused it to open up. But she
went to the hospital and she got it fixed within
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a week. Now again, once it's fixed, you got to
go back to that eight to twelve weeks. You can't
have sex because anything pushing against that. Just think about
if you had a wound on your knee that was futured.
If you touch it and you don't let it grow together,
it's going to constantly be weak and rip apart. So
she had sex within one week of having this surgery done.
(33:27):
Not only did it bust open the sutures again, but
to make matters worse, the guy that she was having
sex with was wearing a condom and the condom was missing. Okay,
nobody knows where it's at. They're looking frantically for it,
can't find it. She goes to the emergency room and
they do a CT scan and they say that she's
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got fluid in her pelvis. So they didn't ask for
it to try to get out the fluid and nothing
came out, and they're like, you know what, We're just
going to do a laparoscopy again just to make sure.
So they're going to stick a camera and again and
just look around to see what's going going on. So
essentially what happened was this guy busted through the top
of a regina with his penis and opened up that incision,
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and then the condom came off inside of that opening,
and it was inside of herpelvis. So what looked like
it might have been an infection on a ct scam
was actually the condom with some infectious fluid around it.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
This is just my opinion, but I almost feel like
it had to be an assault or something because as
a woman, how would you in just getting this major procedure,
how would you possibly even be in the mood to
have sex.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Now, I don't think it's a sexual assault at all. Listen.
So this is the beauty of the gross room. So
in the gross room, I post. I usually put a
question at the end, just to spark some conversation with
the members, And I said, is there anyone here that
or anyone you know or yourself that has had sex
when right after either having surgery down there or having
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child giving child birth, Because the same goes for childbirth,
it's not as long I think you're supposed to wait
six weeks after having childbirth, and within an hour of
posting that we had four comments, So that's what we
have as of as of recording this. And one of
the members said that she had sex the day she
came home after having a c section with her first
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baby because she had so many emotions and she didn't
really know what was happening and she just wanted to
do something that felt normal, and she said she immediately
regretted it. There were other people that said they had
sex right after having something like this done too, So
you would think, like, oh my god, I just feel
like I got beat up and like the last thing
(35:40):
I feel like doing is that. But there's plenty of people.
That's how people have these like Irish twins that end
up being like a couple weeks apart, yeah, you know,
or like not not even a year, a couple weeks apart,
but well like less weeks between pregnancy intervals. I should say, so, yeah,
that's how that happens, because it happens all the time.
(36:03):
I'm sure the one that happened previous to that was
probably because of sex too. And it is like a
long time to say to wait eight to twelve weeks.
It's it's a long time for some people, you know,
they just don't want to wait, and especially.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
If you're sex and other weight, like, yeah, isn't it
just not having intercourse like you could have oral or yeah, yeah,
you can't exactly, like just exactly, it just is worth it.
Even one of the members in the gross room was
saying that she did wait the amount of time that
she should have, and then she said that her partner
felt the sutures like with the head of his penis still.
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This was after having a hysterectomy.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh wow, So she said overtime because you know, the
sutures disintegrate after a while, so she said, overtime it
went away. But even then she said she was very
scared because she's like, if he could still feel it,
maybe it's not closed all the way yet. And like
the case that we talked to a few weeks ago
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was the woman she didn't hers it and open up
from sex. It opened up because she was in a
car accident, which is that's that's one of the reasons
that they tell you that, you know, maybe you shouldn't
drive after surgery. Obviously anesthesia complications too, but you don't
want to like pop your your sutures open if you
get in a car accident. So it's just it's just
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really interesting. But could you imagine like how terrible that
was now so she had to get it done again,
and and now it's like it keeps ripping open, and
it's you're just making it like more likely to keep
happening because it's not healing, right, you know. Yeah, all right, let's.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Up with this Women's Health article about they're calling homemade
sex toys, but it's really just finding objects around your
house to get off on.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
This is a very thorough article. It's just like any
person has at least one of these things in their house.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, So they're basically saying it's a great option for
people who are wanting to try new ways of getting
off and they want to experiment with objects, and it's
cheaper than buying designated sex toys. But I think if
you've ever listened to this show before, you can know
the danger the dangerous territory people can get into when
they start using objects that are not necessarily designated for
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sex play. But what they're offering and.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
They're giving ideas, they do actually make mention in this
article because it would be completely irresponsible to be like,
this is stuff that you should put on your penis
or in your vagina, Do not put it in your
anus because you need special sex toys designed with flair
bases so you don't have a problem. However, I think
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you're giving people ideas to use things that they might
not even have ever thought of, and people will definitely
be sticking it in their.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Ass, yeah, because a couple of things they had. So
the first thing I mentioned was a massage which I
guess it melts into a massage oil.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
But I feel like, how's it not burn you? It
says it's designed to not get that hot, but like
how I don't know?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
So I'm like immediately like this is I'm gonna be
like total negative Nancy on this, Like I'm like burns.
The next one is a shower head that's like I guess, yeah,
I mean that's fine. I guess a handheld fan.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
How that just sounds like a glitterius amputation waiting to happen,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Electric toothbrush, I'm like that one is fucking gross because
like people live, I have electric three electric toothbrushes in
my one bathroom that we all share.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I don't want to think about anybody sticking them anywhere
on their body because somebody's gonna use somebody else's, right.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Obviously you're not gonna use your own and then put
it in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
It's just it's just like there should be a clear
distinct line between things you brush your teeth with and
things that you put on your generals.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Then there's ice that that could do sorotic. The most
ridiculous to me is sofas or armchairs, like dry like
sofa arm chair.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I don't know, Like I like how they I like
how they had socks and they were like, fill the
sock with lotion, so it could be very experienceable, uh,
pleasurable for a man with a penis like, like you're
so you're telling this guy to just fill a lotion
with lotion up in a sock and jerk off with it.
Like it. Well.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
They also said wooden spoons and silicones.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
For spanking, and I'm like, or you could just use
your hands like that. I guess, like this is what
I'm getting at. You want to get a little edgy
or use the silicon spatula because it has harder edges.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I think the edgiest uh of suggestions is a the
handheld fan and dry humping.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Your chair in your living room.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I don't know that whatever, Like people could do whatever
they want. But I just feel like they explained everything,
like item by item what you should do and the
precautions and everything. But I feel like what you're saying
is you're giving people ideas they wouldn't have had before,
and they are safe fools designated for this.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
They have this whole section on using a cucumber and
again they advise not to use that in the anus,
although I've received several of them working in the laboratory
from the anus. But they're saying that you should always
put a condom over top of any kind of produce
because it could break. It's just I just don't think
lacking them. I think they're lacking in like writing material
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or something. Just like imagine these people having a meeting,
their their corporate meeting, Like, Okay, we're gonna write this article.
Let's like talk about this. Let's walk around the house
and see what we could use as as an item.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
I understand maybe everybody doesn't have money to buy a
sex toy, but like, you also have hands, so like,
we don't have to be sticking undesignated items in areas
where they maybe were designed to go, because you're just
asking for problems.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
The fan's weird because it's just like, oh, it just
gives you like a breeze, like an erotic breeze, Like
so does an air conditioning bent. I don't know. It
was just get this article is a little bit of
a stretch. I'm pretty sure everybody. But one of them
was really weird, the one with a silk tie, like, oh,
you want to play around with bondage. And then one
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of them was a pearl necklace and they link. This
is the funniest part. They link all of these items
that you could buy, even though they're supposed to be
laying around your house. So if you're going to link
an item to buy, why wouldn't you just link a dildo? Okay, whatever,
but you're put they put fresh water sterling silver pearl necklace.
I'm pretty sure that that's going to cost, like an
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actual real pearl necklace is going to cost way more
money than a sex toy. You could get a sex
toy on like fucking Timu for five bucks. Probably Also,
like they're not homemade.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
So when we first when I first pap on this article,
I'm thinking it's gonna like teach you how to like
take a ceramics class on how to sculpt your own
bildough right.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Like it's like those those five minute craft videos.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Oh my god, don't even get me in a way.
That's my favorite page ever, but it's so infuriating.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
When they like the one that I saw recently was
like this girl holding like this big sausage, but I
think it was supposed to be like a cell phone holder.
That's what she ended up putting. You know, she used
like the gypsum stuff and made her hands around this sausage,
but she was like making it look like it was
going in her throat, like she was like sucking dick, right,
And then all of a sudden, like she takes the
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sausage out, and she's like, no, like your cell phone
could or your curling iron could fit in there, and
that wasn't supposed to look like that.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
My favorite is when they're like, no earrings. Just take
these tampons and cut it in half and then use
the string as the hook.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
And you like would walk around with tampons hanging out
like what about the people that have like platform shoes
that cut like a little door into them and they
put like money in them, or I think they put
tampons in it once, like oh, can't carry a purse
when you're going out for the night. Stick your tampon
in the platform of your shoe.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Wait, there's another one they do that's my favorite. That
like it's like are your shoes too small? So they'll
purposely make the person put their like small toe. Then
they'll like take a marker and color their toe to
match the high ye Like so stupid it is.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
But like we keep watching it. It's just like the
see there are the meetings I want to be involved
in because I think at first they were doing like
actual crafts where you were like, oh, cool, you could
do that in five minutes, And then they were like
wait a second, Like now they sit around and they're like,
what's the most outrageous shit we can do. It's just
it's like kind of creative and really great, and you
just watch it. It's a nice distraction from all the
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craziness that goes on in the world.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
You know, they must make so much money. I think
when they were doing their legitimate crafts. It was outraging
people just because they we're stupid. So then they were like,
we're just gonna fully lean into this.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
And I just I just saw a similar video today
where there was this guy that was teaching like a
pottery class, just regular people, and he had this piece
of clay that was just the size of like a
human penis, like to scale, and he was like stroking
it and pulling it and all they kept zeroing in
on the people in the audience that were like, what
is happening right now? This looks like a giant dick.
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This guy's like jerking right now in front of us,
and he did all this stuff with it, and it
ended up being like a handle of a coffee mug,
which looked completely normal. But at the end everybody was like, oh, okay,
I get it. But there was like a portion of
time that this it was just very sexual. He was
like holding it up to his mouth and like chugging it.
It was so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
No, there's this guy that makes these like crazy chocolate
sculptures in Vegas. I don't know if you've ever seen
his stuff before, but he did one recently where he
was making a heart but he did the have separate
and it was like bubbled out in a way that
when he put them together and took like liquid chocolate
to seal them, it looked like he was like smearing.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Poop in a butt crack. It's like weird. Oh, I
know who that guy is. I think I know who
that guy is. All right, well, let's move on to
the questions of the day.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Every Friday at that mother Knows Death Instagram account, you
guys could head over to our story and ask us
whatever question you want. First, what is the real reason
piercings are not allowed at the hospital?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
I don't know if there's a real reason. I think
that a lot of it is just like they don't
like the way that it looks. They think it's not professional.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Well, I don't know if this person means for like
employees or for patients. Because for a lot of procedures
you have to take them out.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Oh, for a procedure, then there's one hundred percent a
reason because and this actually happened with me because when
I had Lillian at the hospital, I have this piercing
I have in my face right now, and after I
had heard so, they made me take it out and
of course I don't want to take it out because
because I'm thinking, like, after I have a baby, the
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last thing I'm going to be thinking about is putting
a piercing back in, and like, you can't keep it
out that longer it'll close up. So I just was like,
I don't want to take it out. The thing is
is that if you have to get an emergency procedure,
if you have to get intubated. For me, I had
some really really bad headache after I had the baby
and I had to get an emergency MRI, which you
can't have metal in your face. They just want it
(47:25):
to be like, especially when you have a baby, like
shit could go bed, they might have to intubate you
or something, and they want your face to be clear
and make sure you're ready to go for surgery on
the rare chance that you need it. So for procedures.
That's why as far as working there, it's just I mean,
(47:47):
if you have a piercing on your face, that's it's
essentially the same as having your ears pierced. And I
don't think they make you take out your earrings. I
had a piercing on my face working in the hospital.
They never gave me shit about that, because, believe me,
they gave me so much shit about my tattoos, so
they've noticed. I don't know, I feel like on the floor.
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If they don't want you having a piercing, it's for appearances,
it's not for hygiene, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
If somebody has a late term spontaneous abortion, will they
automatically do a fetal autopsy?
Speaker 1 (48:19):
No. If the anytime a fetal autopsy is done, it's
when well, most times, unless there's some kind of trauma
involved or violence, if it's a natural cause, the only
way an autopsy is getting done is if the mom
wants it. I personally, I don't know. I go back
and forth like what I would do in that situation.
(48:40):
I never want anybody that I love to ever get
an autopsy because it's so invasive and gruesome. But at
the same time, if you're a mom that's trying to
have babies and then you have this terrible thing that
happens during the pregnancy, you might want to find out
why because there's a chance that it could happen again,
because obviously, if you have a born, there's a higher
(49:01):
chance of you having a stillborn. So in that case,
I might want to further investigate there. There are a
lot of things that could be done genetics and things
that they don't have to physically do very much of
an invasive procedure, I would say most of the time
in those cases, if everything was fine to the very end,
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it's usually a placental issue. So sometimes we could just
look at the placent it and be like, yeah, that's
what happened. That's why the baby died. So there are
things that we could do if the parent the parents
aren't comfortable with it, but that's totally up to the parents.
All right.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Last question, what is my favorite novel or author?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
And do I have a Good Reads?
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I do have a good Reads, but it is on
private because I'm embarrassed by my reading selection most of
the time.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
I see. I don't think you should be embarrassed because
I think our listeners like, like, what do you want
to You just want to have like of mice and men,
like you have to have all these intellectual I don't
want nobody's seeing all the smut books I read and
judging for my selection. We're already judging you. I know
you are, but yeah, I'm gonna be embarrassed. I think
(50:15):
I think our listeners would wanna just do it. You're
gonna cause there's this whole there's this whole entire thing
that you have to act like you're this you're this
well educated reader all the time, and just like you
could break the stereotype or by making your good reads public.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Well, I'm not gonna make it public yet. Maybe it's
something I can mentally work towards. But I'll tell you
some books I read lately that I like. While that's
loading up, an author I really like right now of
the smut variety is Stephanie Archer. I just think her
books are easy to read and they're like non conflict,
which sometimes I just want, like, you know, to read
(50:53):
a Hallmark movie.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Level type of thing.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Books I really like that I would consider in my favorites.
I really liked this book my English teacher in twelfth
grade made us read called Swimming.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I thought that was a really good book.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
It's kind of like about family betrayal, and I thought
I had really good just a lot of drama, but
it's like really makes you think a lot about family
dynamic and then not to be a basic book bitch,
but like I really liked where the Crawdads Sing. But
like everybody likes that book. It was on the New
York Times bestseller list for a really long time. Right now,
(51:28):
I'm reading a book called Nora Goes Off Script that
I don't really like that much.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
I don't think it's like the best book I've ever read,
but I think it's just an easy read.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
What other books?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh, I just finished for my book club this book
called First Time Caller, and that was just on the
New York Times bestseller list. It just came out a
couple weeks ago, and I thought that book was really great,
So I'd recommend that right now.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
What was it about.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
It was about this guy that worked at a radio
station and he had a show that was a romance hotline,
and then this woman's daughter calls in, and it was
kind of it reminded me of us in a way
because it was this twenty nine year old girl that
had a twelve year old daughter, and her daughter called
into the romance hotline and was like, help my mom out.
She's never had a boyfriend and I'm worried about her.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Oh my god. This is the plot for Sleepless in
Seattle basically, but it was. I liked it.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
It was very easy to read, and it was cute,
and that's what I would recommend right now.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Maybe I'll work my way into making my public my
record's public, but for now, I don't want everybody seeing
the weird shit I choose to read because I go
between like romance books, horrible murder novels, finance guides, like,
nobody really is gonna care what I read.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
You know, they obviously care if they're asking you.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Maybe I was surprised this question came in, honestly, But
maybe once in a while I'll give you guys some
updates and my sos on what I'm reading, and then
we could go from there, and then I'll see if
I'm getting good feedback. At that point, maybe I'll release
the tapes.
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Everyone welcome The Mother Knows Death. On today's episode, we
are going to be talking about police who are waiting
for a man to poop out evidence of a major crime,
a couple who decided to leave their child alone to
go on a ride at Disneyland, a super glue prank
gone wrong, and homemade sex toys. So let's get started
with celebrity news, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
David Crumbholtz. He is most well known for being in
the Santa Claus movies Ten Things They Hate About You,
and most recently Oppenheimer Bernard Bernard. So, Bernard is claiming
that he almost died after a bad reaction from smoking weed.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, so this is called cannaboid hyper emesis syndrome. Have
you ever heard of this?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, And I would never be able to pronounce something
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It just hyper emesis just means like throwing up a lot.
It's not okay, it's nothing, it's nothing crazy. So I
think I had this once. Honestly, it happens. It happens
if you, they say it most commonly happens if you
smoke weed a lot. And I had a part of
my life that I was smoking with like every day
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there for a while. Yeah, and so it caught. It's
like a really weird phenomenon. And they say it's rare,
although I don't think it's as rare as they say
it is, because it's happening more and more and more obviously,
like the stronger the weed that comes out. But they say,
you know, when you smoke weed, you have the THHD
molecules buying to your brain and that's what makes you
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get high. Right, Well, that the effect that that usually
has on the brain actually is usually anti nausea. That's
why they give weed to people who have cancer and
are undergoing chemotherapy because it helps with that. But they're
saying in some people who smoke a lot of weed,
it just messes up those receptors so bad and the
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brain may stop working in that respect and it just
causes nausea and repeated vomiting. It just it really sounds
you're just like okay, whatever, but like no, it's really
really bad. It could cause like severe dehydration hospitalization. And
do you want to hear the weirdest part of this?
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What makes you feel better? What is if you take
a hot bath and it makes the symptoms go away,
or a hot shower. It's really weird. And they don't
have an exact test to say like, hey, you're having this,
but that's one of the things they say. If you're
having this and then you take a hot shower and
it makes it go away, then you more than likely
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have this.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, And he did say in an interview from a
couple of months back that he had been spending He
said he spent ten hours at a time in hot
baths to relieve the symptoms because that's how bad they were,
and he had lost one hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I guess he had one hundred pounds to lose. Yeah,
I mean, I guess. I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I don't really know. I haven't been following him. I
know him as Bernard and then I saw him recently
in Oppenheimer. But it seems like this was all going
down when he was in the middle of filming that movie.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I was just talking to the kids about this this morning,
because they were talking about that drink. You know, they
watched their YouTube videos and they tell me all this
stuff that they think I don't know about this drink.
This drink that got banned from Panera. We talked about
it on one of our first episodes, the Charged Lemonade,
The Charged Lemonade, and I was trying to explain to
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them how in general, there's caffeine and the tea that
we drank, and there's you get bubble tea. There's caffeine
in it, right, but it's and coffee, and in general
that's usually safe for most people. But then there's these
these other products that are coming in which because companies
find the loophole, like caffeine's legal, so we're just gonna
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like make it the highest number possible, and that's what
they're doing. And then all of these kids we were
talking about this recently that I had come across this
this written paper about all of these case studies of
kids that were going in with heart failure and even
death in cases, and a lot of them were consuming
all of these energy drinks because these companies.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Are making it like cocaine in a can.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, exactly. And the thing is is the same exact
thing is being done with weed, and it's just being
made at these levels that like it's not oh, this
person grows it and is smoking it. It's just like
these genetically modified crazy strains with these high levels of
THHD and everything. So of course, like all emergency room
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doctors are saying that they're seeing more cases of this
as long. I mean, I think that enough information is
coming out right now to sit there and say that
all weed that's a in the United States right now
is safe. It's just completely not correct. You have cases
of this where this guy survived it, but I mean,
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you could in theory die from this from severe dehydration.
And really the only cure for this cannaboid hyper emesis
syndrome is that you stop smoking weed. And that's a
really important thing that people need to know, like, once
you stop doing it, it'll stop happening. But we've had
cases of people with psychosis underlying psychological conditions that people
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don't know about getting worse because of using these higher
levels of THG and everything. So these stories are important
to tell because so many, I mean everyone smokes weed.
I smell it all day long everywhere, so which is
alarming because I usually smell it when I'm in the
car picking my kids up from school, which means that
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people are smoking it in their cars because I'm on
a highway. Well, I think it's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
There's just this false sense of security with it, that
it's this like ultra safe thing, and it's just, you know,
it has dangers, just like alcohol and any other drugs
would as well. And I mean, I think it's safe
to say that it probably was a more safer thing
back in the day and now it's like, okay, it's
the same with It's scary too, because I was trying
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to get one of the drinks that that Lulu likes
that Starbucks has, like one of it's one of those
caffeine drinks.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I didn't even know what it's just called a refresher.
How would I even know it? Yeah, I looked at
Now I'm like having to look at the ingredients of
things to see. So it's just and it's being like
slipped into regular life. I mean, do you think the
word refresher means that there's caffeine in something?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Their refreshers have always had caffeine. Though that's not surprising to.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Me, I know, but like that like I don't get
them though I don't I don't know, you know what
I mean, Like, I don't it just to me, like
if it's said energy charger, I'd be like, Okay, let
me see what's in this.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
But I guess you're getting it at an establishment where
all of the other drinks are caffeinated. So that's probably
why you should look into it. Because Wama has drinks
too that aren't called coffee or tea or obvious caffeinated things,
but they have coffee. Like the lemonade at Panera was
called charge lemonade. Would you assume the charge means it
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had that much caffeine in it?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's the thing, because even
with Starbucks, you know, even though the things have caffeine
in it, Like if my kid had Macha, I wouldn't
be crazy about that, but if it's three times the amount,
that's when I start to worry.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
So, but you could argue that Macha has just as
much caffeine as coffee, like you think that, like black
tea has just as much caffeine as coffee, and I
just I just do not think. So I do not
feel the effects the same way. I think it's proven
that it's not as much, but you feel the effects
of it stronger.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Well, there are certain teas that have just as much
caffeine as coffee in it. But these are just like
it's and like we're running off topic. It's weed whatever.
It's still just you just have to be careful and
just don't assume like that that's going away. Finally, because
there was like this hardcore movement of like it's safe,
it's safe, and now all this shit's coming out obviously,
(08:15):
so thank god for that.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, well, thank god he was filming Oppenheimer because he
said it was like his dream role and this was
all going down during that and it almost prevented him
from being in the movie. So it just like finally
pushed him to quit. So at least that's good, you know.
And he was pretty good in that movie. So I
didn't even say it yet. It's really good. You should
watch it, okay, I will, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
True Crime. This is a doozy in Florida.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
This guy goes to Tiffany's and acts like he's shopping
for this Orlando magic player. So they bring him to
this room probably with their finest selection of jewels, and
of course, the second he sees them, he steals two
pair of earrings.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It runs out the door.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So the earrings are worth approximately seven hundred and sixty
nine thousand dollars. Cops pull him over later down the road.
They can't find the ear rings anywhere because he swallowed them. Well,
this is really the best part of the story. The
cops couldn't find the ear rings and they were able
to arrest him because he was trying to run away
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from an officer, but they weren't able to charge him
for theft because they didn't have the jewels. This fucking
moron goes into jail and says to one of the
staff members, what am I gonna get charged with? What's
in my stomach?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
What does that? First of a well a moron.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
First of all, he only got booked for resisting arrests,
so I'm pretty sure like they couldn't arrest him for
the theft, so moron, So if he just shut his legs,
So then they're like, what did you just say? And
they give him a scan and then they see the
foreign objects in the scan.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay, Like then he he's overheard by a trooper saying
I should have just throwing them out the window. No, yeah,
you should have, Like you could have went through your
own shit and got rid of them. Nobody nobody's checking
your shit when you're in prison, right, They're not like
going through your turns in the toilet, So, like, what
a fucking moron? He is really stupid.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But then again, when you you know, see his rap,
Shady is forty eight outstanding warrants in Colorado. He was
charged with another robbery at a different Tiffany's in Texas
a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
What is this guy doing? I don't know, but he's
not good at it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, he's not good at it, and they're like, now
we have to wait for you to poop them out.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I guess he would have. So if he got arrested,
I guess he would have. They would have eventually seen
that he's had these warrants and they would have been
able to keep them.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, but he probably still could have kept his mouth shut,
shpit him out.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
And then sold them. Well if he shot him out
in jow though, what was he gonna do with them?
I don't know, So I'm saying like he I mean
really like he might as well just flushed them down
the toilet at least, but at least, I mean, he
wouldn't have had them, but at least he wouldn't have
got charged with grand theft and like, like, let's go
back to the beginning of the story. What fucking more
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on tiffany employee bought this story? Yeah? Really, like really
think about it. This guy is a multiple time criminal
forty eight outstanding warrants and robbed a Tiffany's before, and
he's pretending to be a representative for an Orlando Magic
player and you just like believe him at his word
and let him have access to that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Furthermore, if you have these these jewelry, this jewelry that is,
you know, each set of earrings was worth over a
couple hundred thousand dollars each, so you would think that
they're in a separate room that has more security, so
in the event when you present them to the person,
they can't just so easily run out of the store
with them.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Do you think that the employee was like involved somehow,
or I just could think power people are so fucking
stupid that like this really could have just happened, or yeah,
the employee could have been involved, because if this is
the case, I just there's something not right about this,
because I'm sure that something like this has happened multiple
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times that people go in and try to pretend like
they're they're somebody. They don't. You don't have to have
any kind of credentials. You know, maybe we should go
next week and say that we're Bryce Harper's representative and
we're gonna go get like come on. It just sounds
silly like that they would even allow it. The thing is,
I think Atlanti Magic players make that much money that
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they could be buying a six hundred thousand dollars pair
of earrings.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I mean they work in the NBA. Yeah, they make
a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Do they know it doesn't I don't. Nobody watched NBA
games anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Uh, you're mistaken, just because the Sixers absolutely are blowing up.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
So it's just so it's just specific to Sixers that
people don't go to the games.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
This Sixers have balls asking for their own stadium when
their tickets right now are first out for four dollars,
like get a life. No, there is definitely a big
market for basketball. I just don't think we see it
in particular because our team really sucks right now.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
But yeah, I think think about this.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You can't go into Tiffany's and they can't pretty woman
you essentially because of the way you look or anything
like if you and I went in there and you
were like, I want to see one hundred thousand dollars
pair of earrings, they can't look at you and be
like you're poor because we might be billionaires for all
they know. Look how current billionaires dress. They dress like shit.
They're always wearing like stained white T shirts and sweatpants.
So you can't really judge somebody based on that. But
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at the same time, if you're gonna be showing somebody
something that valuable, there has to be an extra step
of security involved, meaning like you go in a special
room or like a safe in the back or something,
and they don't have like armed security guards. They are
most likeas have security guards.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
That's why I'm like, I don't understand how the story.
And now this has happened twice because this is the
second guy the time. This guy's doing this, Okay, something
just doesn't seem right.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I don't know if you are even going to a
designer store in the King of Prussia Mall, they have
security at a I.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Know, right, I'm like, when you go in Gucci, they're like,
what are you? What are your intentions here? You know, like,
and I don't know, I just wanted to try on sunglasses.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And Gucci certainly has had things for sale that are
in the one hundred thousand dollars range, but not at
the King of Prussia Mall. And think you wouldn't just
be able to run out the door with it.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, I don't know. Something sounds a little shady with this,
It really does all right.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
In Disneyland, this mom is sitting with her kids outside
the guardians of the Galaxy ride, and then she notices
this stroller is just like parked behind this wall with
a blanket over top of it. And then as she's
looking at it, she sees that the blanket on top
of it moves and realizes there is a child and
they're just left unattended because it turns out his parents
just parked them over to the side went on the ride.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You know, I was thinking about this when I read
this story. There's either parents like me who want to
go accompany my twenty nine year old daughter to the
bathroom because I'm afraid she's going to get kidnapped, or
it's like the complete opposite extreme where people are just like,
you know what, I want to go on the ride.
Disney World's kind of safe. I'm just gonna stick my
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kid over here and put a blanket over them and
like let them take a nap while we're on this ride.
It's like there's no in between. It's just like either extreme.
I just can't fucking believe this. I can't either.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
But I'm kind of roping it in with the parents
that have children that are, you know, under ten years old,
and they go to Disney World by themselves and not
bring their kids. I think it's the same weird selfish thing,
like the kid probably didn't fit the height requirements for
this ride, and they were just like, this isn't our problem.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
We're just gonna stick it in the corner. Like Disney
is the best place to go for circumstances like this,
because they will let you and your kids stand in line,
and then they'll let want the husband go on, go
on the ride, get off, the wife go on, go
on the ride and get off, and they'll let you
like you don't have to cut back go back in line.
They let you stand there and wait. I know, they're
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like very accommodating to people that have children. So it's
just because they wanted to go on together that they
left the kid alone, and I'm like wondering about this.
I know that this woman put of course, she took
a video of it and posted it on TikTok, which
is kind of amazing. Honestly, she went and got a
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cast member who went over and saw that there was
a kid there, and then they got security and went
and got one of the parents off the ride, at
least one of them. But like, is that the end
of the story, because I feel like that's kind of alarming.
This isn't like, oh, you better get off the ride
and go get your kid. Like no, I would call
the fucking police. That's weird.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
You can't just hide your kid behind a wall. Who
First of all, it is still out in the open.
It's not like it's like totally.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
For multiple different reasons. Like let's say the kids somehow
got out and just wandered off and went into one
of the little waterways they have there. Number two, let's
say somebody kidnapped the kid just took the strollery. Three,
the kids out in the sun in freaking California, like unprotected.
I mean, a blanket isn't certainly protecting them from sun damage.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
It's just like I don't think the blanket was there
to protect them from some damage. It was probably to
hide the fact the kid was Yeah, it's it's like,
it's really fucked up, honestly, and it is. It's just
a very weird situation. How stupid are you to do
something like that.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
The weirdest part is is that Disney has a policy
that says that, now this isn't writing. For their policy,
all children must be supervised at all times under the
age of seven, I must be accompanied by a person
fourteen or older. Like, why does that have to be
in writing? Because they've had this happen before, right, I'm
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sure this happens. Why does an adult that has a
child need to be told that their child needs to
be monitored under the age of seven? Do you know
how often I see children under five years old just
roaming around in the mall, on the boardwalk at a park,
no parent insight. Yeah, I saw kids. When we were
driving home from the other day with the kids picking
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the kids up from school, there were kids that were
very little, like seven years old, and I guess they
were going to school or going to a bus stop.
I don't know where they were going, but they were
crossing Route one thirty by themselves, and I was like
the whole time, I just I almost wanted to get
out and be like, let me walk across with you
right now, because that road is infamously known for pedestrian
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accidents and deaths. But I'm thinking, like, how are these
little little kids crossing this highway right now and there's
no adult anywhere. It's I don't know, Like I said,
there's no in between with me.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Well, my husband too, is always like mind your business.
And it's like one of those you know, like they
always say like when you're a woman, you have maternal
instincts before you have a baby, and a man like
needs to be holding the baby when they feel their
paternal instincts. I'm like, if if you had the same
instincts I have right now, you'd understand why this.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Is a problem. Yeah, But he's just like margin your business, Yeah,
he's And that lady that posted that video on TikTok
got like a million views on that video obviously, because
most people are are are repulsed by that thought. Yeah,
it's just and you're and it's not like what are
you thinking? It's kind of like, well, when else are
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you not attending to your child when else you're leaving
them alone.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
You know how they said with DUIs like somebody probably
drives drunk eighty times before they're caught. I feel, yeah,
it's kind of the same principle, it's just the first
time they were caught.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Let me say this though, Guardian of the Galaxy is
a good ride. It is a really good ride. And
do you think it's because I didn't even know that
they had that? Oh, they didn't have that at the
park we went out at Disneyland, right.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
It was on the other side. I think we all
decided we picked the wrong side because we went in
the classic Disneyland, not the adventure Land side.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't really understand. Is it like another park like
Epcot or something.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, remember when we went in, we went like left,
but you could also go right. There was two parts.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Did you have to pay separately for each one?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
You could get a park copper pass from one to
the other.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Well, whatever, Like, we didn't go on it when we
were in California. But is it the same ride in
as Epcot in Disney World. I'd imagine it is.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
It might have like a slightly different storyline, but I
imagine it's yeah, like that, that was a really good ride.
So yeah, it doesn't justify uh, neglecting your kid, but yeah, yeah.
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all right. A couple of months ago, this couple gave
birth to their son. So throughout the pregnancy they were
told that everything was normal. But after the sun was delivered,
they were really shocked when the baby did not have
a right eye and his ear was on his right cheek.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
What is this condition? It's called golden horror syndrome. I've
never heard of it actually, so it's pretty rare. It's
an abnormal development of the eye, ear, and spine, and
it generally only impacts one side of the body. It can, however,
affect the kidney's, lungs and nervous system as well. So
they were completely unaware of this. I'm not sure where
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what did this happen in America? I wasn't really sure
if this happened and they had the traditional prenatal scans
and the anatomy scan and everything, because I feel and
I'm not really sure this is something an ultrasound tech
might have to tell us with a routine ultrasound at
twenty to twenty four weeks for an anatomy scan, can
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you see defects of the eye and ears. I feel
like it's pretty significant that something should look abnormal. We
had this discussion actually in the grosser room a couple
of weeks ago. I did a post about three D
ultrasounds and we were talking about a patient that had
a three D and a forty ultrasound and had a
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cleft palette diagnosed with their baby. And really, on one hand,
you say, well, what's the point, Like they can't really
do anything about it. The kid's gonna come out and whatever.
But some of the reasoning behind these scans is not
because they can really do anything for the parents. If
they can't do anything in utero. They can sometimes, but
for certain conditions, including this one, I don't think that
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they would do any kind of surgery in utero. But
it is helpful for parents because they could be mentally
prepared for this happening. This was this parent's first time
having a kid, and they just thought everything was going
to be normal, and it wasn't, and it was kind
of very shocking and upsetting. And it's not even the
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kid's appearance that looks unusual, but it's also the kid
needed surgery right away as soon as he was born,
multiple other surgeries, has a tracheotomy, we'll have to get
surgery to move his ear. We'll have to get prosthetic
eyes for the rest of his life. And if you
find this out when you're, you know, six months into pregnancy,
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it makes it a little bit easier to process over
three months and get prepared for how your life is
going to change. Instead of just one second it's fine,
in the next second it's not fine. Yeah, I mean,
it just sucks.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
I am curious too if it's detected on normal ultrasound.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He said something that was weird in the In the post,
the dad said that he was so overwhelmed that he
went to the toilet, oh to pray, And I thought
that was a weird terminology. That doesn't seem like someone
that lives in America would say. Maybe you would say
went to the bathroom. You don't usually say I went
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to the toilet, Not that it couldn't be said here.
I'm just curious and listen like this might be a possibility,
Like one of our listeners who does ultrasound might be
might say, like, we can't see everything. I just think
it's kind of if you can't see that there's there's
an eye missing and that the ear is at a
different location. I feel like the ultrasounds sensitive enough to
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pick up certain things like that, so I don't I
don't know there. I mean, let's say, for example, when
I was pregnant with you, like, I had an ultrasound
very early on, and that was it because there was
no such thing as three D and forty ultrasounds. But
now I think they do anatomy scans. It's just more
(25:57):
common nowadays. And I don't know if that's something that's
done everywhere.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, like when you're pregnant, you have to get all
those scans or they just recommend it because what if
they did it to go to the doctor wants If
you don't want to, you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
They're not gonna nobody can make you, but you should. Yeah,
I mean, that's they There's definitely studies done that all
of these complications that happen, and including fetal death, is
because of people not having proper prenatal care. So the
best thing is is for both the mom to walk
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in and know what's going to happen and the doctor
also knows what's going to happen, because the doctor seemed
to be shocked too when this baby was born, and
it was like this scramble of oh my god, like
we got to get this kid in surgery right now.
And there's a certain part of having children that you
just can't predict everything. There's always going to be something
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that the kid comes out and you're like, oh, surprise
or whatever. But we have ten achnowlogy now to pick
up a lot of this stuff. So it's kind of
curious about it.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, all right, So this guy was at a family barbecue.
He said that he got drunk and fell asleep on
a hammock and he didn't have a shirt on. So
while he was asleep, his wife's brother bent over him
and put super glue in his belly button.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
This is like kind of a funny story. Honestly, it
sounds like something like it sounds like a dude's joke,
Like you would you just hear people doing dumb shit
like this? Yeah, I mean it.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Definitely is like like what I am curious, Like, I
mean listen, like it's like, why would you do something
like that?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
But you see that all the time, like kids. It's
it's it's just an immature joke. Kids putting a sharpie
on someone's face while they're sleeping, or whip cream all
over their hands so they wipe it on their eyes
when they're sleeping. Like this is just people do this stuff.
I think what happened afterwards is what's a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, so it was an immature joke. But when he
woke up and noticed it was in there, he couldn't
get it out.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
He had to go to the er.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
He had over two thousand dollars in medical bills because
of it, and then you know, the guy was pretty
pissed about it. He asked his brother in law to
pay for the medical bills since he did the prank,
and then the brother in law said no, so he
took him to small claim score. And now there's like
a giant riff in the family.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
I mean, listen, I think like, if you wake up
and you don't know it and you have glue in
your belly button, you're gonna be pissed. And the guy,
but the guy kind of created I mean, after this happened,
and I know this wouldn't have happened without the brother
in law doing this. But like he kind of created
his own medical problems. This is not a hospital visit.
(28:50):
In my opinion, the super glue in your eye is
a hospital visit. Super glue in your belly button is
like no. So he he tried to take it out
of himself, and he was ripping his skin and couldn't
get it out, and then that's when he went to
the hospital. But when he went to the hospital, they
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said they used solve it and ointment which is acid tone,
which cost a dollar and a and d ointment which
cost four dollars, and they left with a medical bill
of two two hundred and fifty three dollars. I feel
this is somebody he could have done himself. I could
have so.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Easily googled exactly way how to get it out.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I don't know. But then yeah, so I'm like, you
don't have a wife that knows that. Now, Paula's remover,
like will melt this. I just think like if you
just pour acid, lay down, pour acetone right on top
of it, within five minutes, it's gonna get all goooy
and just get a paper towel and wipe it out
and then end a story. He wasn't even a needed
ointment because the skin only broke because he was trying
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to rip it off. Yeah, and his wife's family thinks
he's like completely overreacting, taking the brother in law the
small claims court and he won.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
He did win, by the way, in small claims court,
but the brother in law.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Is still not paid him. It's just so idiotically the
whole thing, like the whole thing is messed up. Like
I but I'm just kind of like he was playing.
He was playing a joke. I don't know. I don't
think he was intentionally like trying to do it, but
I guess you could say at the same time, well,
why should he have to pay for it if he
was just sleeping?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
No, I think that I do think that the brother
in law should have to pay for it, or at
least give him some money towards it, because he put
him in that situation.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
But I just think, yeah, I partied him halfway and
say like, I'll give you half because I did it,
But you're a fucking moron for going to the emergency
room for this.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, exactly, Like both parties are wrong.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
So I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I think it's ridiculous, and I would argue that this
might lead to divorce, because how do you get over
as a wife, how do you get over your husband
taking your brother to a small claims court? What if
Gabe took Louie to small claimscore over something like this.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Gabe was actually telling me some stuff about some people
that he's friends with that there's like all this craziness
in their family like that, and he's like, yeah, their
Christmas dinners must be real fun. And I'm like Jesus,
like we're pretty lucky in that way that there's like
relatively low drama in the family like that. Yeah, but yeah,
I mean it's just I don't know, like it would
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just suck. I'm just thankful that my husband and my
brother are friends exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All Right, this forty five year old woman had a
hysterectomy and not long after the surgery had a serious complication.
So can you get into more detail about what went on?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right, So she had they didn't say why she
had a hysterectomy, but she had a laparoscopic hysterectomy. So
they go into your belly with cameras and then some
tools to cut and they kind of snip snip snip
around your uterus and then pull it out of your vagina.
So the top of your vagina has a huge hole
in it and they need to sew it up in
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order to close it off. And when you get that
surgery done, they say that you're supposed to wait eight
to twelve weeks before having sex. I think we had
a story in here, it was either in here or
in the grocer room recently, of a woman that was
in a car accident and her intestines came through that opening.
Do you remember that, Yeah, I think that would. I
(32:19):
know I definitely posted it in the grocerroom, but I
also think we spoke about it. It talked about it here.
So this woman, I'm not sure exactly what happened, but
she had this hysterectomy. And so when this this incision
that gets sewn up the hole at the top of
the vagina, that's now called the vaginal cuff. And when
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that opens up, because because it's not healed correctly, because
the sutures have somehow ripped apart and the tissue hasn't healed,
it's called vaginalion de hissiance, vaginal cuff to hissiance. So
when that opened up, she went So that just opened
up and they didn't really say why it opened up,
what happened that caused it to open up. But she
went to the hospital and she got it fixed within
(33:03):
a week. Now again, once it's fixed, you got to
go back to that eight to twelve weeks. You can't
have sex because anything pushing against that. Just think about
if you had a wound on your knee that was futured.
If you touch it and you don't let it grow together,
it's going to constantly be weak and rip apart. So
she had sex within one week of having this surgery done.
(33:27):
Not only did it bust open the sutures again, but
to make matters worse, the guy that she was having
sex with was wearing a condom and the condom was missing. Okay,
nobody knows where it's at. They're looking frantically for it,
can't find it. She goes to the emergency room and
they do a CT scan and they say that she's
(33:47):
got fluid in her pelvis. So they didn't ask for
it to try to get out the fluid and nothing
came out, and they're like, you know what, We're just
going to do a laparoscopy again just to make sure.
So they're going to stick a camera and again and
just look around to see what's going going on. So
essentially what happened was this guy busted through the top
of a regina with his penis and opened up that incision,
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and then the condom came off inside of that opening,
and it was inside of herpelvis. So what looked like
it might have been an infection on a ct scam
was actually the condom with some infectious fluid around it.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
This is just my opinion, but I almost feel like
it had to be an assault or something because as
a woman, how would you in just getting this major procedure,
how would you possibly even be in the mood to
have sex.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Now, I don't think it's a sexual assault at all. Listen.
So this is the beauty of the gross room. So
in the gross room, I post. I usually put a
question at the end, just to spark some conversation with
the members, And I said, is there anyone here that
or anyone you know or yourself that has had sex
when right after either having surgery down there or having
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child giving child birth, Because the same goes for childbirth,
it's not as long I think you're supposed to wait
six weeks after having childbirth, and within an hour of
posting that we had four comments, So that's what we
have as of as of recording this. And one of
the members said that she had sex the day she
came home after having a c section with her first
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baby because she had so many emotions and she didn't
really know what was happening and she just wanted to
do something that felt normal, and she said she immediately
regretted it. There were other people that said they had
sex right after having something like this done too, So
you would think, like, oh my god, I just feel
like I got beat up and like the last thing
(35:40):
I feel like doing is that. But there's plenty of people.
That's how people have these like Irish twins that end
up being like a couple weeks apart, yeah, you know,
or like not not even a year, a couple weeks apart,
but well like less weeks between pregnancy intervals. I should say, so, yeah,
that's how that happens, because it happens all the time.
(36:03):
I'm sure the one that happened previous to that was
probably because of sex too. And it is like a
long time to say to wait eight to twelve weeks.
It's it's a long time for some people, you know,
they just don't want to wait, and especially.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
If you're sex and other weight, like, yeah, isn't it
just not having intercourse like you could have oral or yeah, yeah,
you can't exactly, like just exactly, it just is worth it.
Even one of the members in the gross room was
saying that she did wait the amount of time that
she should have, and then she said that her partner
felt the sutures like with the head of his penis still.
(36:39):
This was after having a hysterectomy.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh wow, So she said overtime because you know, the
sutures disintegrate after a while, so she said, overtime it
went away. But even then she said she was very
scared because she's like, if he could still feel it,
maybe it's not closed all the way yet. And like
the case that we talked to a few weeks ago
(37:01):
was the woman she didn't hers it and open up
from sex. It opened up because she was in a
car accident, which is that's that's one of the reasons
that they tell you that, you know, maybe you shouldn't
drive after surgery. Obviously anesthesia complications too, but you don't
want to like pop your your sutures open if you
get in a car accident. So it's just it's just
(37:23):
really interesting. But could you imagine like how terrible that
was now so she had to get it done again,
and and now it's like it keeps ripping open, and
it's you're just making it like more likely to keep
happening because it's not healing, right, you know. Yeah, all right, let's.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Up with this Women's Health article about they're calling homemade
sex toys, but it's really just finding objects around your
house to get off on.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
This is a very thorough article. It's just like any
person has at least one of these things in their house.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, So they're basically saying it's a great option for
people who are wanting to try new ways of getting
off and they want to experiment with objects, and it's
cheaper than buying designated sex toys. But I think if
you've ever listened to this show before, you can know
the danger the dangerous territory people can get into when
they start using objects that are not necessarily designated for
(38:23):
sex play. But what they're offering and.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
They're giving ideas, they do actually make mention in this
article because it would be completely irresponsible to be like,
this is stuff that you should put on your penis
or in your vagina, Do not put it in your
anus because you need special sex toys designed with flair
bases so you don't have a problem. However, I think
(38:47):
you're giving people ideas to use things that they might
not even have ever thought of, and people will definitely
be sticking it in their.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Ass, yeah, because a couple of things they had. So
the first thing I mentioned was a massage which I
guess it melts into a massage oil.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
But I feel like, how's it not burn you? It
says it's designed to not get that hot, but like
how I don't know?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
So I'm like immediately like this is I'm gonna be
like total negative Nancy on this, Like I'm like burns.
The next one is a shower head that's like I guess, yeah,
I mean that's fine. I guess a handheld fan.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
How that just sounds like a glitterius amputation waiting to happen,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Electric toothbrush, I'm like that one is fucking gross because
like people live, I have electric three electric toothbrushes in
my one bathroom that we all share.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I don't want to think about anybody sticking them anywhere
on their body because somebody's gonna use somebody else's, right.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Obviously you're not gonna use your own and then put
it in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
It's just it's just like there should be a clear
distinct line between things you brush your teeth with and
things that you put on your generals.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Then there's ice that that could do sorotic. The most
ridiculous to me is sofas or armchairs, like dry like
sofa arm chair.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
I don't know, Like I like how they I like
how they had socks and they were like, fill the
sock with lotion, so it could be very experienceable, uh,
pleasurable for a man with a penis like, like you're
so you're telling this guy to just fill a lotion
with lotion up in a sock and jerk off with it.
Like it. Well.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
They also said wooden spoons and silicones.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
For spanking, and I'm like, or you could just use
your hands like that. I guess, like this is what
I'm getting at. You want to get a little edgy
or use the silicon spatula because it has harder edges.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I think the edgiest uh of suggestions is a the
handheld fan and dry humping.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Your chair in your living room.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I don't know that whatever, Like people could do whatever
they want. But I just feel like they explained everything,
like item by item what you should do and the
precautions and everything. But I feel like what you're saying
is you're giving people ideas they wouldn't have had before,
and they are safe fools designated for this.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
They have this whole section on using a cucumber and
again they advise not to use that in the anus,
although I've received several of them working in the laboratory
from the anus. But they're saying that you should always
put a condom over top of any kind of produce
because it could break. It's just I just don't think
lacking them. I think they're lacking in like writing material
(41:37):
or something. Just like imagine these people having a meeting,
their their corporate meeting, Like, Okay, we're gonna write this article.
Let's like talk about this. Let's walk around the house
and see what we could use as as an item.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
I understand maybe everybody doesn't have money to buy a
sex toy, but like, you also have hands, so like,
we don't have to be sticking undesignated items in areas
where they maybe were designed to go, because you're just
asking for problems.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
The fan's weird because it's just like, oh, it just
gives you like a breeze, like an erotic breeze, Like
so does an air conditioning bent. I don't know. It
was just get this article is a little bit of
a stretch. I'm pretty sure everybody. But one of them
was really weird, the one with a silk tie, like, oh,
you want to play around with bondage. And then one
(42:27):
of them was a pearl necklace and they link. This
is the funniest part. They link all of these items
that you could buy, even though they're supposed to be
laying around your house. So if you're going to link
an item to buy, why wouldn't you just link a dildo? Okay, whatever,
but you're put they put fresh water sterling silver pearl necklace.
I'm pretty sure that that's going to cost, like an
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actual real pearl necklace is going to cost way more
money than a sex toy. You could get a sex
toy on like fucking Timu for five bucks. Probably Also,
like they're not homemade.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
So when we first when I first pap on this article,
I'm thinking it's gonna like teach you how to like
take a ceramics class on how to sculpt your own
bildough right.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Like it's like those those five minute craft videos.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Oh my god, don't even get me in a way.
That's my favorite page ever, but it's so infuriating.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
When they like the one that I saw recently was
like this girl holding like this big sausage, but I
think it was supposed to be like a cell phone holder.
That's what she ended up putting. You know, she used
like the gypsum stuff and made her hands around this sausage,
but she was like making it look like it was
going in her throat, like she was like sucking dick, right,
And then all of a sudden, like she takes the
(43:38):
sausage out, and she's like, no, like your cell phone
could or your curling iron could fit in there, and
that wasn't supposed to look like that.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
My favorite is when they're like, no earrings. Just take
these tampons and cut it in half and then use
the string as the hook.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
And you like would walk around with tampons hanging out
like what about the people that have like platform shoes
that cut like a little door into them and they
put like money in them, or I think they put
tampons in it once, like oh, can't carry a purse
when you're going out for the night. Stick your tampon
in the platform of your shoe.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Wait, there's another one they do that's my favorite. That
like it's like are your shoes too small? So they'll
purposely make the person put their like small toe. Then
they'll like take a marker and color their toe to
match the high ye Like so stupid it is.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
But like we keep watching it. It's just like the
see there are the meetings I want to be involved
in because I think at first they were doing like
actual crafts where you were like, oh, cool, you could
do that in five minutes, And then they were like
wait a second, Like now they sit around and they're like,
what's the most outrageous shit we can do. It's just
it's like kind of creative and really great, and you
just watch it. It's a nice distraction from all the
(44:51):
craziness that goes on in the world.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
You know, they must make so much money. I think
when they were doing their legitimate crafts. It was outraging
people just because they we're stupid. So then they were like,
we're just gonna fully lean into this.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
And I just I just saw a similar video today
where there was this guy that was teaching like a
pottery class, just regular people, and he had this piece
of clay that was just the size of like a
human penis, like to scale, and he was like stroking
it and pulling it and all they kept zeroing in
on the people in the audience that were like, what
is happening right now? This looks like a giant dick.
(45:25):
This guy's like jerking right now in front of us,
and he did all this stuff with it, and it
ended up being like a handle of a coffee mug,
which looked completely normal. But at the end everybody was like, oh, okay,
I get it. But there was like a portion of
time that this it was just very sexual. He was
like holding it up to his mouth and like chugging it.
It was so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
No, there's this guy that makes these like crazy chocolate
sculptures in Vegas. I don't know if you've ever seen
his stuff before, but he did one recently where he
was making a heart but he did the have separate
and it was like bubbled out in a way that
when he put them together and took like liquid chocolate
to seal them, it looked like he was like smearing.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Poop in a butt crack. It's like weird. Oh, I
know who that guy is. I think I know who
that guy is. All right, well, let's move on to
the questions of the day.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Every Friday at that mother Knows Death Instagram account, you
guys could head over to our story and ask us
whatever question you want. First, what is the real reason
piercings are not allowed at the hospital?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
I don't know if there's a real reason. I think
that a lot of it is just like they don't
like the way that it looks. They think it's not professional.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Well, I don't know if this person means for like
employees or for patients. Because for a lot of procedures
you have to take them out.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Oh, for a procedure, then there's one hundred percent a
reason because and this actually happened with me because when
I had Lillian at the hospital, I have this piercing
I have in my face right now, and after I
had heard so, they made me take it out and
of course I don't want to take it out because
because I'm thinking, like, after I have a baby, the
(47:03):
last thing I'm going to be thinking about is putting
a piercing back in, and like, you can't keep it
out that longer it'll close up. So I just was like,
I don't want to take it out. The thing is
is that if you have to get an emergency procedure,
if you have to get intubated. For me, I had
some really really bad headache after I had the baby
and I had to get an emergency MRI, which you
can't have metal in your face. They just want it
(47:25):
to be like, especially when you have a baby, like
shit could go bed, they might have to intubate you
or something, and they want your face to be clear
and make sure you're ready to go for surgery on
the rare chance that you need it. So for procedures.
That's why as far as working there, it's just I mean,
(47:47):
if you have a piercing on your face, that's it's
essentially the same as having your ears pierced. And I
don't think they make you take out your earrings. I
had a piercing on my face working in the hospital.
They never gave me shit about that, because, believe me,
they gave me so much shit about my tattoos, so
they've noticed. I don't know, I feel like on the floor.
(48:08):
If they don't want you having a piercing, it's for appearances,
it's not for hygiene, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
If somebody has a late term spontaneous abortion, will they
automatically do a fetal autopsy?
Speaker 1 (48:19):
No. If the anytime a fetal autopsy is done, it's
when well, most times, unless there's some kind of trauma
involved or violence, if it's a natural cause, the only
way an autopsy is getting done is if the mom
wants it. I personally, I don't know. I go back
and forth like what I would do in that situation.
(48:40):
I never want anybody that I love to ever get
an autopsy because it's so invasive and gruesome. But at
the same time, if you're a mom that's trying to
have babies and then you have this terrible thing that
happens during the pregnancy, you might want to find out
why because there's a chance that it could happen again,
because obviously, if you have a born, there's a higher
(49:01):
chance of you having a stillborn. So in that case,
I might want to further investigate there. There are a
lot of things that could be done genetics and things
that they don't have to physically do very much of
an invasive procedure, I would say most of the time
in those cases, if everything was fine to the very end,
(49:22):
it's usually a placental issue. So sometimes we could just
look at the placent it and be like, yeah, that's
what happened. That's why the baby died. So there are
things that we could do if the parent the parents
aren't comfortable with it, but that's totally up to the parents.
All right.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Last question, what is my favorite novel or author?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
And do I have a Good Reads?
Speaker 2 (49:45):
I do have a good Reads, but it is on
private because I'm embarrassed by my reading selection most of
the time.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
I see. I don't think you should be embarrassed because
I think our listeners like, like, what do you want
to You just want to have like of mice and men,
like you have to have all these intellectual I don't
want nobody's seeing all the smut books I read and
judging for my selection. We're already judging you. I know
you are, but yeah, I'm gonna be embarrassed. I think
(50:15):
I think our listeners would wanna just do it. You're
gonna cause there's this whole there's this whole entire thing
that you have to act like you're this you're this
well educated reader all the time, and just like you
could break the stereotype or by making your good reads public.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Well, I'm not gonna make it public yet. Maybe it's
something I can mentally work towards. But I'll tell you
some books I read lately that I like. While that's
loading up, an author I really like right now of
the smut variety is Stephanie Archer. I just think her
books are easy to read and they're like non conflict,
which sometimes I just want, like, you know, to read
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a Hallmark movie.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Level type of thing.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Books I really like that I would consider in my favorites.
I really liked this book my English teacher in twelfth
grade made us read called Swimming.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I thought that was a really good book.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
It's kind of like about family betrayal, and I thought
I had really good just a lot of drama, but
it's like really makes you think a lot about family
dynamic and then not to be a basic book bitch,
but like I really liked where the Crawdads Sing. But
like everybody likes that book. It was on the New
York Times bestseller list for a really long time. Right now,
(51:28):
I'm reading a book called Nora Goes Off Script that
I don't really like that much.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
I don't think it's like the best book I've ever read,
but I think it's just an easy read.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
What other books?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh, I just finished for my book club this book
called First Time Caller, and that was just on the
New York Times bestseller list. It just came out a
couple weeks ago, and I thought that book was really great,
So I'd recommend that right now.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
What was it about.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
It was about this guy that worked at a radio
station and he had a show that was a romance hotline,
and then this woman's daughter calls in, and it was
kind of it reminded me of us in a way
because it was this twenty nine year old girl that
had a twelve year old daughter, and her daughter called
into the romance hotline and was like, help my mom out.
She's never had a boyfriend and I'm worried about her.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Oh my god. This is the plot for Sleepless in
Seattle basically, but it was. I liked it.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
It was very easy to read, and it was cute,
and that's what I would recommend right now.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Maybe I'll work my way into making my public my
record's public, but for now, I don't want everybody seeing
the weird shit I choose to read because I go
between like romance books, horrible murder novels, finance guides, like,
nobody really is gonna care what I read.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
You know, they obviously care if they're asking you.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
Maybe I was surprised this question came in, honestly, But
maybe once in a while I'll give you guys some
updates and my sos on what I'm reading, and then
we could go from there, and then I'll see if
I'm getting good feedback. At that point, maybe I'll release
the tapes.
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