January 27, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hairs together, and we're gonna start to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start part I'm ready to party.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvista Ran After Party.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Okay, it's the podcast. Scotty. Here's got a problem with
the Trump.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Well I got a peep. But the bathroom's been close
for cleaning for thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh, she's in the girls room now, so you can
go the girls room. Yes, because I was just there.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Okay, Well, now I have to stay for this, so
I got another fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Okay, Well you did bring up a good point. You said,
why can't we have a guy clean it?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yes? Well, what's the difference anyway? I mean, they've un
a sex bathrooms now.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It just cares.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You know.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I went in there once before and I said, you're
not going to see anything you haven't seen before.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
But maybe she hasn't seen one before.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
That's such a weird thing to say.
Speaker 7 (00:43):
Yeah, hold on, she's not going to see anything either way,
because he's not.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Gonna see it.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
I mean, I'm just gonna go huddle up next to
the europe I mean, you don't turn around.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
With your wiener out to you. I feel like does no.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
All business is done facing the wall.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
That's the weird thing to say, I'm about to dick.
I know you've seen it before.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This visual of.
Speaker 7 (01:06):
Him turning around with his penis out after he's finished.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
It is making a lot of assumptions, like what if
she's a lesbian, she's never seen a tick in her
whole life.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm sure she's seen a penis at some point if
she's blind.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
If she's blind, she has.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
She can't be blind. She's cleaning the toilet.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
She's cleaning the toy.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Even if you were talking about something that everyone truly
has seen, like a ship in a toilet, right, it's
a weird thing to be like, I'm gonna take a
shit in the toilet. No, you've seen them before. It's
kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Back to the original crux of the problem.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, you gotta go. Sometimes you gotta go.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
All you have to do is tell them I have
to go, and she'll probably get out.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I understand. Like, if the floor is wet, okay, I'm
not going to walk in and slip and fall in
the bathroom. But if she's just like you know, changing
the toilet paper, I can go in and pee in
a urinal.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I feel bad because she's also trying to do her job,
and then I'm barging in.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
She's cleaning the entire bathroom because she was in each
stall in the in the girl's room cleaning.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
They're still trying to figure out what that that crusty substance.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It has moved over on what they moved to the
final stall too.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, well see they thought it was coming from the
HVAC system and the events.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm like, no, dude, that's when someone's ass.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I will say this, it is very dry this time
of year.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No, this is excessive. Wait, wait, it's.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Very dry, and I know if I personally don't moisturize
my legs there, it's like emptying an ashtray when I
take my pants off. That being said, I don't know
how somebody's area is that dry.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
It's piled person of color.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I think it was an ashy person period.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But it's funny they brought the h VAC people there.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Ass is like someone is pulling down their pants on
a puff of something is coming out, and I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Dry skin galore pubs.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Way too much about you.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Next time it's there, IM gonna take a picture because
it's not show me that one time.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
It's just well, you have a picture already.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
No, I didn't take it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
He showed me physically. But all I know.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
That some people get naked in there.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh, that's right, but this is not human, it's not it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Actually it is because animals don't come up here.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Sasquatch is going in there to take it dump by
highly doubt.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
No, Sasquatch is in our bathroom, trust me.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, I think it's probably worse in the lady's room.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
It's just one person terrorizing everybody, just.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
One one, and you know the person.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
We do know the person. We see your little shoes
under that door, like the wicked Witch of the West
every time, damn it, she's back.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I will contest that the lady's room is always worse
than the men's room.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
No, the lady's room really isn't bad at all. It's
this one first of all, Nate. But it's one person
who just wreaks havoc in there, that's it. Aside from that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, it's old building. There is always issues. Wasn't somebody
constantly blowing it up? I wonder if leaving it.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I don't understand how hard is it to flush?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Like it's like you're in high school like, haha, just ship,
I'm gonna leave it and walk out, like I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
I'll have a little too much faith in the automatic flusher. Yeah,
and they just assume it's gonna happen. And then maybe,
I mean we always do, because we're always like, flush
the fucking toilet. What are you doing? Please God? But
I know some people must just be in a hurry,
because this one lady takes a long time in there.
She probably has to get back on the air. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Scary's crossed out, disgusting.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Oh yeah, go in there. It's awful. She not only
makes noises, it stinks up the place.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's crazy diamonds.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my gosh, the noises that were coming out of her.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
But she knew. But wait a minute, is she a grunter?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Like at the gym?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You people were in there and she's because I had
just spoken to her and she still was like oh, And.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I'm like, what is she doing?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Amory, sheds't make cats out.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I can't do it if there's people in there. I
just clam up.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I hate I go to the spot on the tenth
floor that private bathroom.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
I don't know why everyone doesn't. I've told Diamond repeatedly,
go up to the tenth floor so you'll be in
there alone. Who cares?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
We work for a radio company. Why is there not
music in the bathrooms?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Why not even you could play your own.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Do you notice it? By the urinals? Every there's three
yurnals and the floor is just soaked. Everyone has a
problem of just like I.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Don't get that either drippage or splash it.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I know why there are most a lot of people
that go in there there watching something on their phone
and not paying attention to their stream. Anywhere goes everywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't. I always aim right. And by the way,
where are you supposed to aim? As a guy? Do
you aim for the water?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I only am for the water when there's someone there
and I need to let them know that I'm also there.
Then they can hear.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Towards the middle, then there's going to be splashing.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Supposed to be a spot where you can see that.
There isn't going to be splashed on the urinal.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Yes there is, it's it's just above the urinal cake.
It kind of like maybe like.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Why you don't eat it two inches above that right there,
that's the sweet spot and never any splash back.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
To have the bulls eye, a bulls eye or a
picture of a.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Fly like a fly, the fly you see the fly
like literally.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Like a fly like a game.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah, you have to you have to aim for
the fly.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Or they used to have the It wasn't a urinal cake,
but it was the little pad right that was the
bulls eye.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Don't go.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, the ice is my favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I love people I hate the ice.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, and it's a special treat when you go into
a bathroom and the urinal is the it goes all
the way to the floor. Those old school ones, like
an elementary school, I love those.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And then you have.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Those because it was fool proof.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
You couldn't I guess you know. It was good for
tall people and short people. I guess those were Those
are the old school ones.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Those are like over one hundred years old.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
So easy to get pushed into though. It's a full
body life.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, okay, we need clean our back.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
It's early in the week and we got to toilet
talk immediately.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yes, we went straight forward.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Huh speaking of nick out know you've seen it before.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Not fine, I'm hoping she's seen a penis at least
in sex ed.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
We were talking about her speaking of toilets.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
How about them Chiefs? Hey, does anybody actually want the
Chiefs to win?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I kind of. I'll take it through as much as
I want Saquon Barkley to win a Super Bowl for
the Eagles. I think three championships in a row. When
else are you going to get to see that again?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I hope I want to see has it ever happened?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Not in the NFL?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
No, you're a part of history. You get to see
history anything consecutive years. He's had enough. I'm saying that.
Just share the wealth with somebody else.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
How communist have you?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Communism looks good.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Everyone.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You're all just jealous because your team's not there, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
You know, well, no, I think it's it's I hate
to say this, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
The Chiefs have become the Yankees.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Yeah, and nobody unless you're a Yankee, nobody else likes you.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Just jealous, That's but that's the point.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Med fans can't say anything anymore because they spend more
money than the Yankees now to get their players.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
I'm just in a bad bad space between a rock
and a hard place. Because I'm a die hard Giants
fan and it's gonna kill me to be rooting for
the Eagles.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
But I'm just that's your Boston, that's your boss.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, but you want sa Quantu win because he was
a Giant. He wouldn't because the Giants are stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
I just I just any anyone but the Chiefs, sorry,
Kansas and Missouri.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Gandhi, what do you say about this whole situation?
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Oh, Gobert's one hundred pure. My cousins are die hard
Chiefs fans because they grew up in Kansas City. They're
so excited. So if they win, great, my cousins will
be happy.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
But I'm like, what is that saying human condition that
we don't want this? And granted Patrick Mahomes is one
of the greatest quarterbacks ever, the team itself is one
of the greatest teams of all time. What does it
say about us as humans that we don't want them
to win?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Is that the shot? And for any thing?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I think?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
So, yeah, what's shouldn't shouldn't?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Freud?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Is he said?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You say, it's it's you.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Take pleasure in the misfortune of others, right, Like when
you see someone and you're like Daniell.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Does that.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
They don't?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yes, shot in Freud.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, this is a lot like your beso bagel reaction
themiscopical Church.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Hey, can we get an in depth sports report from
Scotty B who he thinks will win the Super Bowl?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I mean, I think the Chiefs are going to win.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I do.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I mean, I'm not a football guy, but.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I mean, we have so many listeners in Philly that
you want. Plus they're right down the block from US
Philly right there.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You have listeners in Wichita.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Listening, not as many as Philly, that's true.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Can I ask one other toilet question? And then if
you ever had to wipe your ass with a toilet.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Seat cover, what do you mean the cover that you
put down?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, I don't mean. I don't mean like dogged dog
get along the seat.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I mean covers, toilet paper, And you were desperate and
you had nothing and that's the only thing available.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
But if the toilet how but if the toilet you
cover was empty and you had to use.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
The box, Scotty, what.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Did you have you I haven't, but if I had to,
I guess I would.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
We had this conversation before, right, like, what if you
had to use to wipe with when you didn't have
either of those?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
But what you but once you're in there that you
don't have many options.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, I think you have to wait for somebody at
that point, and then.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I can't wipe my.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Paper.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's why you always bring a sock.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Other countries, you would just get the spray and get
out of there and be fine. We're out here wasting
toilet paper on mud button situation.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
By the way, we need the tushy.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
This was gonna be the after party.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
I would demand off the list, Take me off the list,
take it behind the velvet rope.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I don't want to come into your dam after party.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
The toilets off. I'm right. Are we done?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, we're done.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
F the Elvis Duran after party.
Get your hairs together, and we're gonna start to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start part I'm ready to party.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvista Ran After Party.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Okay, it's the podcast. Scotty. Here's got a problem with
the Trump.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Well I got a peep. But the bathroom's been close
for cleaning for thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh, she's in the girls room now, so you can
go the girls room. Yes, because I was just there.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Okay, Well, now I have to stay for this, so
I got another fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Okay, Well you did bring up a good point. You said,
why can't we have a guy clean it?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yes? Well, what's the difference anyway? I mean, they've un
a sex bathrooms now.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It just cares.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You know.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I went in there once before and I said, you're
not going to see anything you haven't seen before.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
But maybe she hasn't seen one before.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
That's such a weird thing to say.
Speaker 7 (00:43):
Yeah, hold on, she's not going to see anything either way,
because he's not.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Gonna see it.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
I mean, I'm just gonna go huddle up next to
the europe I mean, you don't turn around.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
With your wiener out to you. I feel like does no.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
All business is done facing the wall.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
That's the weird thing to say, I'm about to dick.
I know you've seen it before.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
This visual of.
Speaker 7 (01:06):
Him turning around with his penis out after he's finished.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
It is making a lot of assumptions, like what if
she's a lesbian, she's never seen a tick in her
whole life.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm sure she's seen a penis at some point if
she's blind.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
If she's blind, she has.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
She can't be blind. She's cleaning the toilet.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
She's cleaning the toy.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Even if you were talking about something that everyone truly
has seen, like a ship in a toilet, right, it's
a weird thing to be like, I'm gonna take a
shit in the toilet. No, you've seen them before. It's
kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Back to the original crux of the problem.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, you gotta go. Sometimes you gotta go.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
All you have to do is tell them I have
to go, and she'll probably get out.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I understand. Like, if the floor is wet, okay, I'm
not going to walk in and slip and fall in
the bathroom. But if she's just like you know, changing
the toilet paper, I can go in and pee in
a urinal.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I feel bad because she's also trying to do her job,
and then I'm barging in.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
She's cleaning the entire bathroom because she was in each
stall in the in the girl's room cleaning.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
They're still trying to figure out what that that crusty substance.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It has moved over on what they moved to the
final stall too.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, well see they thought it was coming from the
HVAC system and the events.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm like, no, dude, that's when someone's ass.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I will say this, it is very dry this time
of year.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No, this is excessive. Wait, wait, it's.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Very dry, and I know if I personally don't moisturize
my legs there, it's like emptying an ashtray when I
take my pants off. That being said, I don't know
how somebody's area is that dry.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
It's piled person of color.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I think it was an ashy person period.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
But it's funny they brought the h VAC people there.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Ass is like someone is pulling down their pants on
a puff of something is coming out, and I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Dry skin galore pubs.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Way too much about you.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Next time it's there, IM gonna take a picture because
it's not show me that one time.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
It's just well, you have a picture already.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
No, I didn't take it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
He showed me physically. But all I know.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
That some people get naked in there.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh, that's right, but this is not human, it's not it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Actually it is because animals don't come up here.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Sasquatch is going in there to take it dump by
highly doubt.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
No, Sasquatch is in our bathroom, trust me.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, I think it's probably worse in the lady's room.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
It's just one person terrorizing everybody, just.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
One one, and you know the person.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
We do know the person. We see your little shoes
under that door, like the wicked Witch of the West
every time, damn it, she's back.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I will contest that the lady's room is always worse
than the men's room.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
No, the lady's room really isn't bad at all. It's
this one first of all, Nate. But it's one person
who just wreaks havoc in there, that's it. Aside from that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, it's old building. There is always issues. Wasn't somebody
constantly blowing it up? I wonder if leaving it.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I don't understand how hard is it to flush?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Like it's like you're in high school like, haha, just ship,
I'm gonna leave it and walk out, like I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
I'll have a little too much faith in the automatic flusher. Yeah,
and they just assume it's gonna happen. And then maybe,
I mean we always do, because we're always like, flush
the fucking toilet. What are you doing? Please God? But
I know some people must just be in a hurry,
because this one lady takes a long time in there.
She probably has to get back on the air. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Scary's crossed out, disgusting.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Oh yeah, go in there. It's awful. She not only
makes noises, it stinks up the place.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's crazy diamonds.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh my gosh, the noises that were coming out of her.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
But she knew. But wait a minute, is she a grunter?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Like at the gym?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You people were in there and she's because I had
just spoken to her and she still was like oh, And.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I'm like, what is she doing?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Amory, sheds't make cats out.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I can't do it if there's people in there. I
just clam up.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I hate I go to the spot on the tenth
floor that private bathroom.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
I don't know why everyone doesn't. I've told Diamond repeatedly,
go up to the tenth floor so you'll be in
there alone. Who cares?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
We work for a radio company. Why is there not
music in the bathrooms?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Why not even you could play your own.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Do you notice it? By the urinals? Every there's three
yurnals and the floor is just soaked. Everyone has a
problem of just like I.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Don't get that either drippage or splash it.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I know why there are most a lot of people
that go in there there watching something on their phone
and not paying attention to their stream. Anywhere goes everywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't. I always aim right. And by the way,
where are you supposed to aim? As a guy? Do
you aim for the water?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I only am for the water when there's someone there
and I need to let them know that I'm also there.
Then they can hear.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Towards the middle, then there's going to be splashing.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Supposed to be a spot where you can see that.
There isn't going to be splashed on the urinal.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
Yes there is, it's it's just above the urinal cake.
It kind of like maybe like.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Why you don't eat it two inches above that right there,
that's the sweet spot and never any splash back.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
To have the bulls eye, a bulls eye or a
picture of a.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Fly like a fly, the fly you see the fly
like literally.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Like a fly like a game.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, yeah, you have to you have to aim for
the fly.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Or they used to have the It wasn't a urinal cake,
but it was the little pad right that was the
bulls eye.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Don't go.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, the ice is my favorite.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I love people I hate the ice.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, and it's a special treat when you go into
a bathroom and the urinal is the it goes all
the way to the floor. Those old school ones, like
an elementary school, I love those.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And then you have.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Those because it was fool proof.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
You couldn't I guess you know. It was good for
tall people and short people. I guess those were Those
are the old school ones.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Those are like over one hundred years old.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
So easy to get pushed into though. It's a full
body life.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, okay, we need clean our back.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
It's early in the week and we got to toilet
talk immediately.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yes, we went straight forward.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Huh speaking of nick out know you've seen it before.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Not fine, I'm hoping she's seen a penis at least
in sex ed.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
We were talking about her speaking of toilets.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
How about them Chiefs? Hey, does anybody actually want the
Chiefs to win?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I kind of. I'll take it through as much as
I want Saquon Barkley to win a Super Bowl for
the Eagles. I think three championships in a row. When
else are you going to get to see that again?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I hope I want to see has it ever happened?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Not in the NFL?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
No, you're a part of history. You get to see
history anything consecutive years. He's had enough. I'm saying that.
Just share the wealth with somebody else.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
How communist have you?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Communism looks good.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Everyone.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You're all just jealous because your team's not there, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
You know, well, no, I think it's it's I hate
to say this, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
The Chiefs have become the Yankees.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Yeah, and nobody unless you're a Yankee, nobody else likes you.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Just jealous, That's but that's the point.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Med fans can't say anything anymore because they spend more
money than the Yankees now to get their players.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
I'm just in a bad bad space between a rock
and a hard place. Because I'm a die hard Giants
fan and it's gonna kill me to be rooting for
the Eagles.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
But I'm just that's your Boston, that's your boss.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, but you want sa Quantu win because he was
a Giant. He wouldn't because the Giants are stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
I just I just any anyone but the Chiefs, sorry,
Kansas and Missouri.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Gandhi, what do you say about this whole situation?
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Oh, Gobert's one hundred pure. My cousins are die hard
Chiefs fans because they grew up in Kansas City. They're
so excited. So if they win, great, my cousins will
be happy.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
But I'm like, what is that saying human condition that
we don't want this? And granted Patrick Mahomes is one
of the greatest quarterbacks ever, the team itself is one
of the greatest teams of all time. What does it
say about us as humans that we don't want them
to win?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Is that the shot? And for any thing?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I think?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
So, yeah, what's shouldn't shouldn't?
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Freud?
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Is he said?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You say, it's it's you.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Take pleasure in the misfortune of others, right, Like when
you see someone and you're like Daniell.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Does that.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
They don't?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yes, shot in Freud.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, this is a lot like your beso bagel reaction
themiscopical Church.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Hey, can we get an in depth sports report from
Scotty B who he thinks will win the Super Bowl?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I mean, I think the Chiefs are going to win.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I do.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I mean, I'm not a football guy, but.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I mean, we have so many listeners in Philly that
you want. Plus they're right down the block from US
Philly right there.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You have listeners in Wichita.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Listening, not as many as Philly, that's true.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Can I ask one other toilet question? And then if
you ever had to wipe your ass with a toilet.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Seat cover, what do you mean the cover that you
put down?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, I don't mean. I don't mean like dogged dog
get along the seat.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I mean covers, toilet paper, And you were desperate and
you had nothing and that's the only thing available.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
But if the toilet how but if the toilet you
cover was empty and you had to use.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
The box, Scotty, what.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Did you have you I haven't, but if I had to,
I guess I would.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
We had this conversation before, right, like, what if you
had to use to wipe with when you didn't have
either of those?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
But what you but once you're in there that you
don't have many options.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, I think you have to wait for somebody at
that point, and then.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I can't wipe my.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Paper.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's why you always bring a sock.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Other countries, you would just get the spray and get
out of there and be fine. We're out here wasting
toilet paper on mud button situation.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
By the way, we need the tushy.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
This was gonna be the after party.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
I would demand off the list, Take me off the list,
take it behind the velvet rope.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I don't want to come into your dam after party.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
The toilets off. I'm right. Are we done?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, we're done.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
F the Elvis Duran after party.
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