Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party

Danielle returns as the incompetent Mrs. Mashgalopsis, who wants to book a last minute holiday party!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapp. Wait,
wait a minute, whose is it? Whose phone tapp? And
it's it's Danielle's missus Moss. All right, let's get into
the phone tap, daniel What are you so? Olivia is
tapping Melissa? You know they own a little restaurant and
miss Moskalls just wants to make a reservation. She's having
a party. This is probably a very complicated let's.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Listen to your phone.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, I wanted to book a holiday party for tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh listen, I'm sorry, but tomorrow is a little bit
we are book huh yeah, I'm actually booked for tomorrow.
What we are? We don't have any faith to book
a new party for tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
How can you big book for tomorrow when it's only today?
I mean, if it's only today, you shouldn't be booked for tomorrow.
I didn't even make a reservation, and I don't know
how you have all reservations for tomorrow already.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Are you trying to make a dinner reservation or are
you trying to book a party?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, it's for thirty four people.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, So basically how it works is when you book
a party, you have to do it more.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, right right. I want to book a party thirty
four people tomorrow night at eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, no, no, I'm sorry, Let's make it six.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Let's make it six. I'm an old lady. I like
to go to bed early.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, I understand that we're not that kind of restaurant.
You have to book us in advance.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Do you have Monzarella sticks? Because I lack a lot
of Monzarella sticks.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
We cannot accommodate your party tomorrow. I'm very very sorry.
You must want to look someone. We cannot accommodate your party.
We have no faith for you at our restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
But I'm gonna come at six because you know, I
can't say thirty four people. And I'm I also like
a lot of Marin Aara sauce with mons of Rellistics,
so make sure there's that actually.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, okay, okay, if you show up tomorrow, if you
show up, we will have no seat for you. We
will have no Mansarella six for you. Okay, we don't
have faith. I'm so very sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Do you do you mock toballsuit because half of my
guests are Jewish. We're having a holiday party. We're going
to have a monora on one side of the tree
and a tree on the other side. Is that all right?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
If you want to book something maybe in January or maybe.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Excuse me, what would I who's going to have a
holiday party in January? It took me a while to
get your number because I don't have the internets, and
so I had to go down to the store that
cuts my coke cuts, you know, Bob. My son Marvin
had to drive me there, and he drove me to
the place that has the coke cuts, and Bob he
gave me a phone umber.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
So then Bob, well, I appreciate Bob. I appreciate Bob giving.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I didn't have a panther rite down the phone number,
so it took me a few minutes. And that's why
I called so late. So as you can see, there
was a lot of things going on. And that's how
sorry what.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm so sorry, so sorry. I wish we could have
you come in, but we can't. Maybe think of a
couple other dates in the future. Calls back and we'll
try to accommodate.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You, all right, So you write down my name, pay
my name is marshcallopsis Hello, Yeah, hello. You told me
to call back and tell you what my earliest convenience was,
so I wanted to tell you that's tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
No, I'm not do your tomorrow. What no? What? No? No?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Is it because I have Jewish friends coming? Is that
the problem? And I am oftending that you are saying
that I'm allowed to speak to your manager because I
don't think you'll be in nice. I think it's old
people and I don't think you like my Jewish friends.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Nothing available tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
If you have other people that took the time to
plan ahead and so we cannot accommodate your party.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's so nice of you. I'm so set that thirty
four of us are coming.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
And again, you know, I guess what. We're closed tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
You're not close tomorrow. You're so funny. Don't be funny.
I'm sorry, very funny. I don't think that's nice. You
just being mean to old people.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Can be sitting outside other people who plan ahead. We
are not accommodating your party. Are you laughing at it?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Because Olivia, this is Daniel Manarroll from Elvis Durant in
the Morning Show. You just got phone tapped, oh my gosh, yeah,
I'm not reading an old lady, and Melissa was in
on it the whole time. Me, Lissa, you there, huh what?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Hello? Hello, I just aged like ten years, gotcha on

Speaker 1 (04:15):
The Elvis Durant phone tap