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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Say, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Fifteen Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast and I'm orange.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
You look great, thank you?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
How long were you in that bed? I?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Oh no, Mom.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Joining us on the fifty minute morning show podcast is
Froggy and there's Gandhi, and they're Scattery Danielle and Scottie
B and Master Control and there's Garrett Man. Of course
there's my favorite color. The sounds very like you a
party girl on there. Yeah, you have party girl voice.
I'm trying to say, correct, you have.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
So on Thursday night, my seven year old and I
got into a screaming match. I won, of course, but
he didn't want to do his homework, so he started
screaming at me, and I go, I could scream louder,
so then I did. And then after that I came
to work at two o'clock in the morning to talk
on the radio and then did the morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
And oh yeah, is that really a good parenting tactic?

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Those who cast stone until you're in this situation, dude, Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
He's got a good point, don't Dad's plain?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
It is funny.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
So my brother, my one niece was throwing a tantrum
while I was over there.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
This is except for the years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
And so he goes, all right, picks her up, sits
her in the garage, and closes the door. What are
you doing, he goes, this is the only way to
get to shut her up. Wow, that's it worked. Five
minutes later she was coming back in the house and
she was fine.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
My other backup move is when they throw temper tantrums
my kids, I start throwing a temper tantrum. I mimic them,
and and then it just kind of like they're like,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
What to do.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Does it work?

Speaker 6 (01:58):
It does because they're they're stupefied. They're like, I don't
know what he's doing. He's crazy.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
This plan end up backfiring for you because your kid
screams and you're like, I can do this better. Then
you scream and now you lost your voice, which to
them could signify Dad is weak.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
They're gonna take They're gonna come too.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Little Toto in that moment, like he knew I won.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Like in that moment, that is such a scene from
Mommy Darrist.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
You know you can't do the bad parts.

Speaker 9 (02:28):
Yes, you can't turn the phones off because that makes
them crazier. It's insane. Really, yes, that is.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
I mean you can't turn the phone.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
You can't. You just have to.

Speaker 10 (02:38):
You got to deal with it. You got to stick
by your You've got to stick to your guns when
you when you make a threat, you have to go
through with it. If you don't the very first time
you don't go through with it, then they know you're
never gonna do it again.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
In your screw wow.

Speaker 9 (02:51):
Do you mind house stuff, Nate, because you're gonna be
a dad soon in my householl You have to say
is I'm gonna take the phone, and then they do
what they're supposed to do because the phone that's their tonight.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
That's that's good. That gets them to do it.

Speaker 9 (03:02):
But then if you if you turn it off or
take it away, things get ten times worse. So hopefully
they listen when you say you're gonna take the phone away.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
See.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
The sound that would send a shiver through my spine
was the sound of.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
My dad's belt buckle rattle.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
To this day, if I hear a belt buckle rattle,
I'm like, oh fuck.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Really yeah wow, triggered by a belt buckle And.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
I never even got hit with it, but just him
like holding the belt buckle out, the belt out.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Like that's all you need. It's weird. My dog is
afraid of that.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
I take my belt off at night, and as soon
as I pull a loops out, he puts his ears
back and like walk out.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Because we know what you do. And you take your
pants off for the puppy.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I don't. I don't get naked in front of my dogs.
I'm just I and I can't use the bathroom with
him walking into the back. I don't want them near me.
I'm a little modest.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
Sawyer sits at my feet while I'm sitting on the toilet.
He busts open the door and sits.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
At my I read that it's them trying to support you.
So when they go to the bathroom, apparently they look
back at you because they want to make sure that
you're there because they're vulnerable. And then when you go
to the bathroom, they're repaying you by coming and protecting you.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
My cats jump on my lap.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Well, they're not looking out for you, for you, but
the dogs do.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, you know that you're vulnerable for attack while you're.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Pooping Elvis, I'm like you, I kick I kick my
dog Scarlet out. I'm like, I just don't need you
judging me, like like get out and yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
But judging you. I just want my moment. I want
a moment to myself.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
And when you have dogs, especially my dogs, I mean
they if you go from one room to another, they
always follow you. You can feel, you can feel them
getting up and walking, you can hear the little They're
always there. I'm sure having a kids the same thing.
You can't have a moment alone.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Oh it's double, especially if you have kids and a
dog at the same time. Like you think you get
away and like then remember the kids know how to
open the door, like so it's like I can't win.
And then once the kid opens the door and the
dog's like, oh the door open, let me go in.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Hey.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
Speaking of being naked, I was listening to a podcast
over the weekend. Did you know I think it's Mormons.
I'm not sure of the religion, but they're not supposed
to be naked ever what ever, Like there's always supposed
to have some sort of underwear garment on.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Did you ever hear about this?

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
They make other people? Yeah, really, how do you make
other people?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
I think there's like some sort of hole involved.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Is that's still naked?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Naked? No, not if you're wearing it. I don't know.
I'm sorry, I really don't know any more than that.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Why do we learn more before we start saying these
things naked?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Were you naked? Listening to the Naked podcast?

Speaker 9 (05:46):
Plus, even if your penis is sticky through a hole,
you're still technically naked.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
The penis is naked. We know we're all naked, but
we have clothing over our.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Yeah, I'm naked now, I just can't tell because I
have clothes on.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
But as soon as your penis comes out, you're naked.
I don't think that's right. You're naked when you have
no clothing, nude when you have no clothing. If it's
kinds gony.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
If you pulled your pants down and whipped out your
your dingling naked, you're not naked, No, because.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
You still have your clothes on, part of clothes on,
but your wing is naked. I'm partially naked. Okay, your
peers being there is the very definition of being naked.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
No, No, you're not naked.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Look up the word naked.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Okay, let's just see what Let's see what they say,
being naked means you don't have any clothes on, doesn't it?

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Right? Am? I? Right? I watch Naked and Afraid. No
one has clothes on, like it's called naked and afraid.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I thought that's nude.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Okay, and afraid is.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
Called naked and naked is person or part of the
body without clothes.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Let me look up nude part of the.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Bodies when you have no clothes on.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Naked could mean nude is wearing no clothes.

Speaker 10 (06:57):
That ud take my shirt off and leave everything else on.
I'm technically naked.

Speaker 7 (07:04):
You're naked from the waist to the top, but nude
is no clothing whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
How do you say it that way? You're naked, your
boob is naked.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I have to disagree with You're correct.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Why do you say n U D E so so weird?
That's how you're it's.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Nude n E E U D.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
But nude is nude is weird?

Speaker 7 (07:30):
Nude is I'm just saying nude because it's dude.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
You know that's rude. Rude and dude?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Are they the the end going into you makes him
make that noise?

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Yeah, nude.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
And it's also more significant when you say nude if
nude is like it is a color.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Its nude is a state.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
It almost sounds like how do you say the word
k n E W.

Speaker 9 (07:56):
New?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
I say new new or nude?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
You you say now?

Speaker 7 (08:08):
My brain is like rewired. Now every time I say that,
that phonyme. I'm gonna say new.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I'm sorry? Can we move on to something else? No?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's why? Why is this triggering you?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Anyway?

Speaker 7 (08:21):
Maybe we can talk to a Mormon I was, or
a former Mormon at some point.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Would be interested.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Why do you say that we have them on the
phone right now?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Ah, that'd be great.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
But wasn't wasn't there a time where they could be
married to multiple people? How could you never be naked?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Well I think this is.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
The ultra religious sect of Mormonism.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Well, why don't you You got a computer right there? Mormon
is why is it computer? Is it a computer?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
It's computer? Huge computer?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Why did you look it up on the old computer?

Speaker 7 (08:56):
But anyway, the whole podcast was about Amish that you know,
and it got into relig gens and and things they do,
you know, why they wear the beards, and you know,
they kind of went into the nude aspect of Mormons.
But yeah, really fascinating the Room Room Spring.

Speaker 11 (09:13):
Oh yeah, it was a show on that Do you
remember the show?

Speaker 7 (09:16):
In this podcast they said that that show is all bullshit.
All all of those Amish kids had already decided to
leave Amis Shicity or Amish whatever them, I don't know,
way of life.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
And so when they moved to New York or some
of them did that, they were full of shit.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
It's all full ship. According to this podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
All podcasts are accurate.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Yeah, yeah, but anyway, it delves into our word.

Speaker 8 (09:43):
You guys just all used the.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Danielle talk about.

Speaker 11 (09:48):
So it's when they reach a certain age they were
allowed to leave the Amish community.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
I think it's for a year, isn't it or something?

Speaker 11 (09:54):
I think, and live a regular life, and then you
decide whether or not you want to come back and
live the rest of the Amish lifestyle. If you come back, right,
if you don't come back, you leave everything behind, your
family and everything.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
I guess the percentage of kids that return to the
Amish way of life, I would.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
Think it's just tell us, how about that? Come on,
your whole family, all your friends, everything you.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Grew up with.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
We should have an Elvis Trane Morning Show, Rum Springer.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
But what's the opposite, because I mean, you really have
great lives now, so what do we go out and do?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
You need to go out there and learn more about
the world, and then you need to decide if you're
coming back.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
But also we get to vote whether you get to
come back.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
If you succeed for a year without you, you're gone.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's right if you leave. And by the way, it's
you don't get paid. Oh, so that budget may disappear.
Be careful out there on your Elvis Trane Morning Show,
Rum Springer.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
It sounds like a drink.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I'm so itchy. I don't know Why're like, Oh.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
You're itchy and your orange You really might be having
some type of Willy Wonka experience.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Just going on.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I want an uber and I want one now? Oh
what else can we cover? We've covered so many things.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
It's a lot. We covered a lot here, there and everywhere.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Have we did our time? Frog?

Speaker 4 (11:19):
We still got about four minutes left.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Oh really, but we went over last week, so it
should all average out right, is.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
How this works?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
We have a minute, we have a four minute credit,
I think, So what do you have coming up on.

Speaker 9 (11:34):
Serial Killers podcast. Oh, we're going to record a new
one today. There's a there's a bunch of Christmas cereals
that are coming out, and uh, I'll give you a
sneak peak of one that was just released, Rudolph the
Red Nose Reindeer cereal. It's a hot chocolate flavored with marshmallows.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
That's all.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
I think the Serial Killers should start slowing it down
because at some point you're going to have reached all
the cereals in the world and you just do like
multiple multiple serials in an episode.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
You should do one an episode.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
Yeah, but they just keep coming out with new stuff,
so it'll never end.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
That's the thing they hope not.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
That's a big library behind me.

Speaker 9 (12:11):
Look, look, we we've certainly gone through all the what
we call classic cereals, Like there's no more like cornflakes
and rice crispies left, not old school, you know. So
now we just do a new one and we'll do
some store brands or you know, it's some organic crap
that nobody eats, or when we moved.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
To the new studios uptown and you're not allowed to
take any of your cereal boxes, are you guys? Going
to do it in the green screen room so you
can always have like fake cereal boxes.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Great idea, we should take a picture of this thing
and just have it there. Yeah idea. I don't know
what to do. Like it's really it's sad.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
It saddens me a little bit because we've collected these
for over three years and we're just going to abandon them.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I've collected a lot of stuff in that room.

Speaker 9 (12:49):
Well, yeah, please forget dumpsters. I'm just walking out long.

Speaker 10 (12:55):
Wait.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
So the other day I was cleaning a lot of
stuff from my.

Speaker 11 (13:01):
I was throwing away so much crap, and I was
throwing crap away from people who no longer even work
with us.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, they didn't carry either, And so half of the.

Speaker 11 (13:10):
Just leave that because when we leave, people that will
come in they'll have to clean it.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
And I said that's not nice to do.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I think it jump, but I said, it's not nice.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Get paid, No, they're not going to go.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Well, no, they don't take jobs away from other people.
They hire demolition companies to come in and do that,
get paid, But.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
To take all of people's stuff that they left and
throw out.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's really just like doing this into what big giant.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Do we have some things that we we mean, we
have the history of this radio show that we've got.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
How often have you gone back and looked at it?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Doesn't matter. We have it and it's on VHS, it's
on seas. There's no room for that.

Speaker 8 (13:48):
Can't.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
I can't part with it.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Keep it at your house.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
We we have been to the new studios and we've
seen the story we have available to us, and it's
not a lot.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's cherry, very little. I told we have a small
morning show close.

Speaker 9 (14:05):
Yeah, we have room for six cases of scrubs. That's it.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
It is a small morning show closet.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Well, we can to store our Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
We're not gonna have it.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Well, I'm dumping that one on my desk. I don't
know who's that piece of crap.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Who's taking wacky waving inflatable arm man.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I want to put him in my garage.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Yeah, we're we're supposed to organize like a charity garage sale.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Is saying that it's we want happen.

Speaker 11 (14:30):
I talked to the higher powers about it and they
said they were working on it, but.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I want It's like Damon John said earlier, you can
you can have a great idea. It's in the execution,
and no one's executing the garage shoal idea. All right,
let's get out of here. I have a beautiful day.
Enjoy your Monday.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
By everyone, I love you.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
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